23 August

Sir Whiskerton and Count Catula’s Talent Show: A Tale of Drama, Dance, and Ditto’s Mimicry

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of theatrical flair, interpretive dance, and one very dramatic vampire cat who learned that talent comes in all shapes and sizes. Today’s story is one of chaos, creativity, and the importance of embracing your unique abilities—even if they’re a little unconventional. So, grab your sense of humor and a pair of tap shoes (just in case), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and Count Catula’s Talent Show: A Tale of Drama, Dance, and Ditto’s Mimicry.


The Talent Show Announcement

It all began when Count Catula, the farm’s self-proclaimed vampire cat, decided to host a talent show. “I am more than just a dramatic vampire wannabe!” he declared, striking a dramatic pose. “I shall prove my worth by hosting the most spectacular talent show the farm has ever seen!”

“Seen!” echoed Ditto, who was busy practicing his echoing skills by repeating Count Catula’s every word.

The animals, intrigued by the idea of showcasing their talents, eagerly signed up. Lucifer the Chipmunk decided to perform as a ventriloquist, Bacchus the Free-Spirited Cat chose interpretive dance, and Doris the Hen and her entourage planned a tap-dancing routine. Even Ditto, though he had no idea what his talent was, decided to participate.


The Show Begins

The talent show began with great fanfare. Count Catula, dressed in his finest vampire cape, welcomed the audience with a dramatic monologue about the importance of self-expression. “Let the show begin!” he declared, his voice echoing through the barn.

First up was Lucifer, who attempted to perform as a ventriloquist with a sock puppet. Unfortunately, his “dummy” kept falling off his paw, and his attempts at voices sounded more like squeaks than words. The audience chuckled, but Lucifer took it in stride. “Art is subjective!” he said, bowing dramatically.

Next was Bacchus, who performed an interpretive dance to the sound of rustling leaves. His moves were… unique, to say the least, involving a lot of rolling in the grass and dramatic pauses. The animals weren’t sure what to make of it, but they applauded politely.

Then came Doris and her hens, who attempted a tap-dancing routine. Unfortunately, their tap shoes got tangled in the hay, and the performance quickly devolved into a series of squawks and flapping wings. Despite the mishap, Doris declared it a triumph. “We’re pioneers of poultry performance art!” she squawked.


Ditto’s Accidental Win

Finally, it was Ditto’s turn. Unsure of what to do, he simply mimicked every act that had come before him. He squeaked like Lucifer’s dummy, rolled in the grass like Bacchus, and even attempted a clumsy tap dance. The audience erupted in laughter and applause, charmed by Ditto’s unintentional comedy.

Count Catula, caught up in the excitement, declared Ditto the winner of the talent show. “First prize goes to the little mimic!” he announced, presenting Ditto with a shiny trophy.


Sir Whiskerton Saves the Day

As the show wrapped up, Sir Whiskerton took the stage. “While Ditto’s mimicry was certainly entertaining,” he said, his green eyes twinkling, “let’s not forget that everyone here has a unique talent—even if it’s being terrible at something. The important thing is that we tried, we laughed, and we celebrated each other’s quirks.”

“Quirks!” echoed Ditto, proudly holding his trophy.


The Moral of the Story

As the animals celebrated the success of the talent show, Sir Whiskerton took a moment to reflect. “The moral of the story,” he said, “is that everyone has a talent—even if it’s being terrible. Whether you’re a dramatic vampire cat, a tap-dancing hen, or a mimic with a heart of gold, the important thing is to embrace what makes you unique.”

“Unique!” echoed Ditto, who was now juggling three acorns.


A Happy Ending

With the talent show concluded and the farm buzzing with laughter, the animals returned to their peaceful routines. Count Catula, though he didn’t win, felt a newfound sense of pride in his role as the farm’s resident drama king. Lucifer declared himself the “Picasso of ventriloquism,” Bacchus vowed to perfect his interpretive dance, and Doris began planning her next poultry performance.

As for Sir Whiskerton? He returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day. And as he drifted off to sleep, he couldn’t help but smile at the thought of Ditto, the accidental champion, proudly displaying his trophy on the barn wall.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new challenges, and hopefully, no more tap-dancing chickens. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

Say Yes to the Pricks in the back of the room

  • China is a socialist country ruled by the Communist Party, and the United States is a capitalist country. China has never been politically close to the United States, and has only ever cooperated with the United States in trade and commerce.
  • Vietnam does not have close ties with the United States politically. The Vietnamese government is now very wary of color revolutions and government subversion from the United States.
  • Vietnamese, like Indians, have “short-sighted cleverness” but lack “great wisdom”. They always want to gain benefits from China. They only want to invest 1,000 Vietnamese dong, but want to get 1,000 RMB benefits from China (1000 RMB = 3490899.03 VND). For example, 25 years ago, the Vietnamese government had already begun planning a high-speed rail project. In order to lower costs, it introduced Japan, a so-called “competitor / Shit stirrer”. The Japanese would rather fail to do it themselves and lowered the price to the point where China would suffer losses, and only then did China give up. Of course, no one can build a high-speed rail at such a low cost. 25 years have passed, and Vietnam’s high-speed rail is still on the drawing board. The reason is simple: The Vietnamese were counting on China to give them free aid, but their “short-sighted cleverness” has delayed their country’s economic development. they tell themselves that Vietnam is doing what they believe is in its best interest, even at the expense of China’s. They do not seek “win-win” like the Chinese and do not think from others’ perspective. In fact, any price can be calculated through actuarial calculations. If you try too hard to take advantage of sb, you will end up losing more than you gain. On the contrary, China told Indonesia that it did not make huge profits from it, and the Indonesian government also chose to believe China, so Indonesia’s high-speed rail has been opened for many years. In addition, the China-Thailand high-speed rail project is also accelerating.
  • 60 years ago, China provided free aid to Vietnam. It is well known that Chinese accuses the Vietnamese of being ungrateful, while the Vietnamese believe that they are doing what they believe is in their own interests. Therefore, with the lessons of history, it is more in China’s interest to do business with Vietnam than to provide aid to avoid future complaints against each other. There is no free lunch in the world. You are blessed if others help you, but they are not obliged to.

How can BRICS countries bypass Swift transactions and save exchange rates using different denominations of currency?

Swift is a messaging system

Let’s say my son in Malta wants to send me € 1,000

He goes to his bank and initiates a SWIFT transfer for € 1,000 to my bank account in HDFC

A Message is generated by his bank, it’s authenticated and his account is debited for € 1,000 (Plus € 23.40)

The Message has a BIC for HDFC Bank and this message is transmitted through an Intermediary Bank in Dubai or Singapore to HDFC Bank in Chennai

HDFC Bank receives this message and decodes it and it says

“Hi. XYZ has paid me € 1,000. Kindly credit this sum to the beneficiary I have mentioned in the MT form”

HDFC will thus find out the exchange rate for Euro and credit my account with ₹89,600/-

Later on HDFC will get a Digital Confirmation from RBI that the € 1,000 was credited to a RBI Intermediary Account in Malta (SBI Malta) & HDFC will get back the ₹89,937/- which includes the ₹337/- for any interest loss HDFC may have

Where is the Currency Denomination mentioned here?

My son pays in Euro because that’s the currency in his place and i get rupees because that’s the currency in my place

The Messaging is where SWIFT comes in

HDFC immediately pays me because the Maltese Bank is also part of SWIFT and settlement is assured

Say a Strange Bank called IVANOV BANK in Moscow calls HDFC and says “I just received 127,000 Rubles from XYZ. Please credit his beneficiary”

HDFC will ask “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? HOW DO I KNOW YOU???”

So how to Bypass a Swift Transfer

Say I have to get ₹ 50 Lakh from a Russian Importer for my Jeans & T Shirts

HDFC won’t pay me the money because IT DOESN’T RECOGNIZE THE RUSSIAN BANK

So he uses an Intermediary in SHANGHAI

He pays the Intermediary 5.38 Million Rubles plus 0.6% commission using CIPS to XILIN LIU DANG FINANCIAL SERVICES

The Chinese Intermediary gets 426,000 RMB credit and he immediately pays me ₹50 Lakh by SWIFT

Thanks to China – Russia still trades and is able to make a lot of money

It’s why everyone from Yellen to Blinken to Baerbock keep giving China “Warnings” that China ignores

China has dedicated 3,000 Banks especially for handling Russia Trade which aren’t connected with SWIFT

These Banks have a Commercial Interoperability Account where they can get funds into other banks connected to Swift and get those funds transferred to Banks connected to CIPS and make the transfers to Russia and now Iran

Putin may be fighting in Ukraine but Uncle Xi is the big bull who is keeping Russia going without a single blip

All Exporters in India use Chinese Intermediaries or Emirati Intermediaries to trade with Russia

Settlement takes us 96-120 hours instead of 24 that SWIFT takes

For instance if a Russian transferred money through SWIFT at Monday 11 AM in Moscow, i get the money either by 6 PM the same day or by 2 PM Tuesday in India

In the Intermediary method – I would get the money by around 6 PM Thursday or 2 PM Friday

That’s because Chinese Banks are heavily booked with orders and Intermediaries don’t have so many Billions of RMB to advance

If India had 100 Banks join CIPS that would make things much easier

So it’s never the currency

It’s about the CLUB

SWIFT is a Club and membership of the club gives you privileges

You need an alternative Club which is what BRICS is trying to achieve

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♧Evella The Caramella♧ .

It starts off with a curious girl named “Emma” getting a wristwatch that can bend time and change the frequency of reality. She starts to see that she can use her new powers to help people .At first, she saves children from a burning car twice in the same day.After two weeks She helps a little boy who has been shot. She saves a little girl from drowning. She even manages to save a man from committing suicide.This technology is more than just an ordinary AI , But with this new extra power, “Emma” must catch up to her own level of responsibility, rather than just be reactive to crises.Quicker than anything else ever has, the wristwatch able to learn the skills unlike any other Machine changing itself at will, enter into brain anyone or anything and analyzing ; but an influx of these superpowers on a rare wristwatch threatens to rip “Emma’s” brain apart while she ignore the whispered pleas for stop footing in an uncompromising world. She struggles to find a way to balance it all. To save everyone .The watch becomes like a drug, and “Emma” becomes addicted to the rush of being able to manipulate time and space, even if she knows it’s not healthy.She knows this is dangerous, so she tries to stop using the watch, but the withdrawal makes her feel sick and weak, and she starts to see hallucinations of the people who have died around her because of her actions to change time, everything comes with a price, especially messing with time, and trying to save someone, makes someone replacing with another.She knows that her addiction is dangerous, and she must find a way to break free before she goes too far.But as she struggles to find a way to stop using the watch, she realizes that the watch isn’t just changing the time , but it’s also changing her and making her think differently about life.It’s showing her how to take control over her future. And she realizes there are things she needs to do to keep herself together.As Emma learns more about what her ability means for her, she finds out that sometimes you need to let go of something important to get what you want. The only problem “Emma doesn’t know exactly what she wants anymore.”And when “Emma” finally stops trying to escape the watch’s influence, it changes everything.Now, Emma is forced to face the consequences of her actions.How did she end up here?

What does it mean to be human?

Can she really make a difference in the world?

Or is it already too late?

***

Emma was standing in the middle of a crowded street.

People were walking by, going wherever they needed to go.

Cars were driving down the road, honking their horns. People were shouting.

 

Dogs barked. Birds chirped.

Traffic lights changed colors.

A train passed through.

All of this happening at once.

It seemed normal enough.

Except Emma could hear nothing.

Not a single sound.

 

The effect of the clock began to take effect, she was not able to sense time and its passage, everything became fixed and fast, even feelings, became related to time.

 

At this point, she understood that she had lost control of her mind, she didn’t understand why, or where it came from, but the watch was controlling her.

 

 

 

Her head was spinning. She felt dizzy, confused, and disoriented.

A man ran past her, screaming.

Emma tried to follow his voice, to figure out what he wanted. But she couldn’t hear him.

 

He screamed again, then stopped. He turned around.

There was blood running down the side of Emma’s face. His eyes looked worried, like he’d seen something terrible.

 

Emma tried to speak. Her mouth opened. No words came out.

Emma reached up to touch her face, but her hand went right through her skin.

She heard a loud bang, and a sharp pain shot through her chest.

 

Then, she saw a flash of light.

The next thing she knew, Emma was lying in her bed in her house, looking at the ceiling.

 

 

She wondered if she should call someone.

Should she tell them what happened?

She thought back to the night she got the watch.

 

Why did she choose to pick up the time wristwatch?!

 

Was it because she liked the way it looked, or was it because she was drawn to its abilities?

 

Was it because she wanted to impress people, or was it because she wanted to be noticed?

 

What was the real reason?

 

Emma realized that she wasn’t sure.

All she knew was that the watch made her feel powerful, and she didn’t want to give it up.

 

That was why she kept wearing it. That was why she ignored the warnings.

 

Emma lay in bed wondering if she should try to get rid of the watch. If she could just throw it away, maybe she would wake up feeling better.

 

She decided she would quit using the watch.

She started to get out of bed.

Something caught her eye.

 

A small box was sitting on her dresser.

She picked it up and opened it. Inside was a note.

 

It said, “You are no longer the person you used to be.”

She read the note over and over again.

It was signed, “Your friend, John.”

Emma felt confused.

 

At this moment, she knew that she might destroy the future with her reckless actions.

She looked around her room.

 

Everything was the same.

Nothing had changed.

 

She decided to go back to the time she picked up the time wristwatch and stop herself from doing it.

She closed her eyes and waited for the next thing to happen.

She waited for her body to react.

Emma opened her eyes and looked at the clock on her wall. It was 5:00 AM.

 

She came back “30 minutes” before she found the time wristwatch. She went to that place, and found the watch and smashed it so that no one would find it, and it would bring a disaster.

On her way back, she met the man who helped her when she was injured .

 

He smiled at her and said, :”Have we met before?”

She smiled and said, :”Shall I invite you for a cup of coffee so that we can remember together?”

They both laughed ,

“by the way my name is John” he Said

 

And from inside the café, they both sounded happily ever after while it’s snowing.

The END

South of the Border Ravioli

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Yield: 3 servings

Ingredients

  • 9 ounces fresh cheese-stuffed ravioli
  • 2 teaspoons olive oil, divided use
  • 1/4 cup finely chopped onion
  • 1 large jalapeño pepper, seeded and finely chopped
  • 2 cups peeled and chopped fresh tomatoes (about 3 large tomatoes)
  • 1 clove garlic, finely chopped
  • 1 cup diced zucchini
  • 1 ear fresh corn
  • 1 teaspoon chili powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon oregano
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin
  • Freshly ground black pepper to taste
  • 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes (optional)
  • 1/4 cup hot heavy cream
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Instructions

  1. Cook ravioli according to package directions. Drain and rinse with very hot water to which 1 teaspoon of the olive oil has been added. Drain again, cover and set aside.
  2. Heat remaining teaspoon of olive oil in large, nonstick skillet. Add onion and jalapeño pepper and sauté until onion is soft but not brown. Stir in chopped tomatoes and garlic; simmer for about 5 minutes.
  3. Meanwhile, chop zucchini and remove corn from the cob. Stir these vegetables into tomatoes. Add chili powder, oregano, cumin, black pepper and crushed red pepper flakes, if desired. Simmer for 5 minutes, or until zucchini is crisp tender.
  4. Heat cream for 20 to 30 seconds in microwave and stir into tomato mixture. Check pasta to ensure the ravioli aren’t stuck together. If they are, rinse again in very hot water.
  5. Immediately serve ravioli topped with sauce.

What’s the scariest thing archaeologists have ever discovered?

In Ancient China, after the emperor died, he needed a group of people to follow him to the other world and continue to serve him, so there would be some people buried alive with him.

Most of his entourage were concubines.

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When the tomb was excavated, the discovery shocked the entire Chinese archaeological community. A total of 186 people were buried with the emperor!

Many people believe that the 186 martyrs in the Qin Tomb were buried alive for Duke Mu of Qin.

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In fact, according to archaeologists, 160 of them died voluntarily. The rest were probably prisoners of war or concubines.

2. Chinese archaeologists discovered an ancient tomb. There were about 80 bodies of grave robbers (those who dig up tombs to steal artifacts or personal belongings) inside.

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This is called a quicksand tomb , which ancient people used to deter grave robbers.

This mechanism takes advantage of the instability of sand.

Craftsmen poured a certain amount of quicksand over the burial chamber. Once grave robbers entered the tomb through the hole, the quicksand mixed with sharp stones would quickly clog the hole, and then kill the grave robbers or trap them inside.

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Archaeologists sent excavators to clear the sand, and the next discovery shocked everyone. At the bottom of the tomb chamber, there were 80 bodies inside.

According to expert research, the 80 people who died in the tomb were grave robbers. They were trapped in the tomb that was always filled with quicksand. The tragedy in the tomb cannot be forgotten.

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Although the mechanism of the quicksand tomb seems cruel (eh), stealing the contents of the tomb itself is also wrong. This kind of tomb can protect the tomb owner from outside interference, and at the same time, they can also preserve the cultural relics contained in the tomb, which makes people admire how wise the people of that time were.