Oh the joys of Space 1999

Delray.

Don’t stop in Delray. Don’t get off the expressway; don’t stop for gas. There really isn’t any.

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Delray is a ghost town of a ghetto. The folks who live in Delray tell you to stay away from Delray.

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Delray sits directly upriver from Zug Island and Detroit Water and Sewage treatment plant.

And Zug Island? That is a natural disaster of an industrial zone that makes Flint Michigan look like a pristine metropolis.

The neighborhood is more country than city if it wasn’t for the rampant pollution.

There aren’t truly any schools in Delray itself. Not anymore.

There are still a few churches in Delray. The most beautiful of which have been abandoned.

Really, about the only thing left in Delray beside the few habitable houses is the handful of remaining little churches. I believe their last proper school was demolished.

The only reason Delray doesn’t have a higher crime rate than it does, (which is terrible anyway), is for the fact that so few actually live there.

The city of Detroit wants to convert Delray into a wholly industrial zone, and with a new bridge to Canada, wiping Delray completely from the map.

The people that live in Delray refuse to move, despite slowly dying out. But, if you wandered into Delray and you found one of the non-criminal residents, you might fare alright. They all seem like nice people. Delray does that to you. But I wouldn’t chance it.

Delray is a place where people drive to dump their garbage when they are too poor to get it picked up by a service. You might get mistaken by a resident as one of ‘those people’. You might get shot, or maybe not.

If you had to avoid a neighborhood in Detroit, Delray is the place to steer clear from. But who knows, you might find more humanity there than you expected.

We were living in Australia and we received a phone call that my wife’s mother in England had taken ill and had been rushed to hospital and she was not likely to survive. I immediately went on line and booked a flight for her to Engand so that she would hopefully get there before her mum died and we decided that I would stay home in Australia to look after our four children as money was tight and we could not afford for us all to go. That evening when we got to the airport to check in for the flight, my wife was visibly upset and the lady at check in asked what the problem was. I explained what had happened with her mum and the lady sympathised and issued her boarding pass. A few hours later I said goodbye to my wife and she boarded the plane. I was worried about her having to travel all of that way alone more so because she was so upset about her mum but I couldn’t go with her because of our four children and I needed to stay and look after them. She rang me thirty hours later from her mum’s home and told me that when she boarded the plane the steward looked at her boarding pass and said “Colleen come with me your flying first class tonight, I will be your cabin steward” he took her through to the pointy end of the aircraft and showed her to her seat and said that he would make up the bed for her when she was ready and told my wife to call him if there’s anything that she needed. They watched over her for the whole flight and i can’t thank the Qantas staff enough for what they did for my wife.

** My wife went straight to the hospital when she arrived in England and was able to spend a little time with her mum before she passed away.

Americans are shocked at how China is more advanced

German Chocolate Skillet Cake

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Yield: 16 servings

Ingredients

  • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 (7 ounce) package flaked coconut
  • 1 cup coarsely chopped pecans
  • 3 tablespoons butter or margarine
  • 1 (18.25 ounce) box German chocolate or chocolate cake mix* (plus ingredients to make cake)
  • Vanilla ice cream (optional)

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F.
  2. Combine brown sugar and milk in large Colander Bowl. Add coconut and pecans; mix well using Mix ‘N Scraper®.
  3. Melt butter in Family Skillet over medium heat, tilting pan to coat bottom evenly. Drop coconut mixture in spoonsful over bottom of skillet; pat into an even layer, forming a smooth surface.
  4. Prepare cake mix according to package directions in Classic Batter Bowl. Gently pour batter evenly over coconut layer in skillet, spreading to edge.
  5. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes or until Cake Tester inserted in center comes out clean. Remove from oven using Oven Mitts.
  6. Loosen edges of cake from skillet. Carefully invert onto large, heat-proof serving plate. Use Classic Scraper to remove any topping that might remain in bottom of skillet; spread over top of cake. Cool completely.
  7. Serve with vanilla ice cream, if desired.

Notes

* 18.25 ounce boxes of cake mix have been replaced by 16 ounce boxes. To compensate for the volume loss, whisk 6 tablespoons all-purpose flour into the dry cake mix before proceeding with the recipe.

Nutrition

Per serving: Calories 370, Fat 21g, Sodium 310mg, Fiber 1g

Attribution

Pampered Chef

Kate the world knows that the US cannot compete world wide, no only China! Every shit you want you cannot make the competitively! That is why you can only buy them from others.

Why is that so? It is that simple! Your CEOs expects to earn 500 times others make. Your workers want to be paid 10 times others but will in to work half as hard and demands 20 times more benefits! Your government spend all its monies to fight forever wars, your infrastructure and transportation sucks! Put together whatever you make it cost 5 times higher than anyone on planet earth!

Meanwhile you found that you can create fake monies to buy from others! That is basically what happened, the whole world knows this but Americans don’t because your media lied to you guys to feel good that you are exceptionally. Yes exceptional failures!

The Most Insane Gen Z TikTok’s (Compilation)

Technomancer 4: Taking a stand

Submitted into Contest #282 in response to: Write a story that begins with an apology. view prompt

KC Foster

This story contains themes or mentions of physical violence, gore, or abuse.

***Warning: Violence and Abuse***

 

“We found these two sneaking into the camp,” growled one of the camp watchers, thrusting Leron onto the ground. He cried out as the gravel bit into his knees and forearms, and the pain ran along them in a series of throbbing pinpricks. He struggled onto his knees and fought against the zip-tie restraints binding his hands in front of him. What was he thinking? He was only eighteen. Why did he think he could sneak into camp and save the people?

 

His eyes fell on Masa and his heart ached at the glare she shot him. “I’m so sorry,” he whispered, wishing he had not dragged her here. He had put them both in danger.

 

“I did warn you,” she responded, coldly.

 

“Why didn’t you give the girl the poison, Chico?” rumbled Mattias’ voice from the direction of the fire. Leron’s head snapped towards the flames to see the man who had given him the purple vial turn to face him, the orange light catching his eyes made him look like a monster. For all that Mattias had protected the people, he was now a danger to them all, especially Masa. If Mattias was in charge, he would still want her dead.

 

Leron’s blood ran cold while images of all the things Mattias might do filled his mind. He struggled to say something, but the words wouldn’t come.

 

Mattias crossed the distance between them and stared down at him, towering over him. Madness filled his eyes and what remained of his old army uniform, a symbol of Mexican pride was covered in fresh blood which dripped down onto the gravel. How many people were killed tonight? Was he now in charge of everyone in camp?

 

“What poison?” Masa demanded and Leron turned to face her filled with guilt at the vial he still carried. She stared at him with wide eyes before they darkened and narrowed with rage.

 

“I would never…” Leron began, shaking his head and shuffling backward across the ground.

 

“You didn’t tell her?” Mattias asked, “Well, I must have wronged you. Perhaps you were waiting for the right moment or even planned to have fun with her first….” His rolling laugh followed, and the goons gathered around the fire snickered.

 

“You bastard!” Masa screamed, struggling onto her feet. She escaped the men holding her, rushed toward Leron, and began kicking him. Leron fell sideways and drew his knees up into the fetal position, tears filling his eyes as her foot connected with his body sending pain shooting through it.

 

“Please, stop, Masa….I…..”

 

The pain finally stopped and Leron opened his eyes to see Mattias’ goons dragging Masa back from him while she continued to struggle and scream at them. His head hurt and he ached all over. He struggled onto his knees and wiped his face on his sleeve. Blood.

 

Mattias grasped Leron’s shirt and pulled him close. The stench of the monster’s breath made his stomach turn and he longed to escape. “I think you will prove your loyalty now or I’ll kill you both.”

 

Leron gazed at the sea of people gathered around the circle, their faces barely visible in the firelight. He hoped one of them might speak up and rescue him. They gazed towards the ground or each other but avoided watching at all costs. The few he recognized shook their heads – so much for his parent’s sacrifice. They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save him.

 

“No,” he whimpered while Mattias pushed him back and went rifling through his pant pocket. “Get away, you creep, don’t touch me,” he cried, trying to edge himself away from the man’s grasp.

 

Mattias retrieved the vial, held it to the light, and grinned. He ripped the canteen from the belt on Leron’s pants, popped the lid off, and dripped the purple liquid inside. “Esteban cut his restraints.”

 

The watcher who had caught him marched over, fishing a knife from his pocket. He cut the zip tie and dragged him back onto his feet. Leron rubbed on his wrists.

 

“Do it,” growled Mattias, shoving the flask into his hand.

 

Leron took the flask and stared at it. The seconds passed by feeling like entire years. His hands shook and he swallowed back his fear, stilling his palms around the canteen. He glanced back at Masa whose eyes were now filled with more hatred than he had ever seen from anyone. It stung him more than the cold indifference of the people from the camp. He could not hurt her; he loved her, and Mattias would kill him no matter what he did. The monster couldn’t allow him to survive after Leron had stood his ground. It made him look weak. Like the people around the fire, Leron had stood by and allowed the creation of this monster for his own protection. The mistake he had made needed to be rectified.

 

“I would never. Mattias! I told you I wouldn’t!” Leron yelled. He marched towards Mattias, determined to do something – anything, but Mattias knocked him back to the ground. He struggled to his feet, turning and gazing at each one of the people. “You….all of you….you think he won’t come after you next? Don’t think this monster will protect you, because this bastard won’t. You need to stand up for yourselves. Is this really the world you want to live in? My parents gave their lives for you and there are easily more of you than…..” Mattias’s fist connected with his face, sending him flying backward, and his head hit the gravel. The world spun around him. Someone kicked him in the stomach and he vomited.

 

“Stop it!” screeched an older woman. “He’s right. We can’t let them do this to us.”

 

“She’s right!” yelled another man. “He’s just a kid.”

 

“Get back to your places!” screamed Mattias. “I’ll show you what happens to people who get out of line.” Leron felt his dreads pulled back, it felt like his hair was being torn from his scalp as Mattias beat him over and over.

 

“Get him!” screamed a voice he didn’t recognize.

 

From Leron’s daze, gunshots echoed around him causing his ears to ring. He rolled over groaning in pain. He thought he heard voices speaking to him, but couldn’t understand what they were saying. The images blurred in and out and the people before him were unrecognizable. He could not remember who they were.

 

Everything went black, and the images of the blood-filled streets of Monterrey filled his mind, along with being shoved in an industrial fridge by his parents and never seeing them again. They repeated themselves over and over, like badly drawn images. Following that came Masa and her anger, the people and their indifference, and Mattias standing above them in complete control. He wanted things to return to the way they were. He wanted his parents back and to be a kid again – hanging out with his friends in the street and messing around on their phones, but it was all gone. Gone….

 

Leron opened his eyes to discover he was lying on a bedroll staring up at the roof of a tent.

 

“He’s awake!” cried Masa, holding his hands. Tears rolled down her cheeks and she pulled him towards her and hugged him tightly.

 

“Masa, it hurts….”

 

“Sorry,” she said and laid him down gently.

 

A large group of people stood above him, smiling; the faces of the people his parents had saved, along with new ones he did not recognize. “We’re glad you’re okay,” said one of the men he was sure had stood up to Mattias. “I’m Manuel and this is my wife, Loretta. You will be staying with us from now on.” Leron managed a nod as the people came forward a never-ending succession of strange faces. Eventually, the line ended and they disappeared leaving him alone with Masa.

 

“I’m sorry,” he said, holding her hand tightly, tears coming to his eyes.

 

“Don’t be,” she replied, “What you did is….well…I didn’t believe it could be done. You saved these people.”

 

“And almost got you killed.” He groaned, struggling up again. “I would never have hurt you….”

 

Masa smiled and nodded, tears filling her eyes. She touched the side of his cheek and he leaned into it, enjoying the feel of her soft hand. He longed to kiss her, but they would have to wait until she was ready. “You really are something else,” she said, wiping the tears from her eyes.

 

A breeze drifted through the tent door. It felt cooler than the desert and he wondered where they were. “Where are we? How long have I been out?”

 

“For a long time, we almost couldn’t keep you alive. We struggled to keep you hydrated. I fed you water through a straw and you almost choked several times,” she said, sounding worried. Leron began to wonder if she cared about him too. It was a lot for her to do for someone she hated. “We made it through the mountains. Let me show you what is outside and what you have given these people.”

 

“I would like that.”

 

Masa aided him to his feet, wrapping him in a blanket and helping him limp towards the door. Outside a river stretched across the land behind a sea of tents camped along the shore. Women and children playing in the water excitedly and the men moved about the camp working and standing tall. He recognized the river from pictures along with the fences on the far side. The Rio Grande and beyond it was his home – USA. It would be a new start for all of them.

Hygiene in the U.S.? Oh, buckle up. It’s like a comedy of errors, except the punchline is always someone else suffering. Let’s break it down:

1. Toilet Paper Nation: Americans are out here acting like dry paper is the pinnacle of cleanliness. Seriously, who thought, “Let me just smear this around and call it a day”? Meanwhile, bidet users are sipping lattes and laughing at the idea of walking around with a sandpapered butt all day.

2. Public Restroom Horror Show: Walking into an American public restroom feels like stepping into a post-apocalyptic world. Toilet seats look like they survived a paintball fight, soap dispensers are on strike, and those air dryers? Just hot breath from the devil’s lungs. Not to mention the stall gaps—perfect for a casual game of “peek-a-boo” with strangers.

3. The Great Deodorant Cover-Up: Why clean yourself when you can drown your body odor in a gallon of Old Spice? Americans have mastered the art of “Febreezing themselves” instead of showering, thinking no one notices the funk mixing with artificial mountain breeze.

4. Shoes Indoors—Why Not?: “Oh, I just walked through a dog park, a gas station bathroom, and a street puddle. Let me stomp this all over my living room carpet where my baby crawls.” Hygiene? That’s for quitters.

5. Obesity and Hygiene Gymnastics: Let’s address the elephant in the room—literally. If you can’t reach half your body to clean it, maybe rethink skipping the shower. Wet wipes only go so far, Karen.

6. Gas Station Funk Olympics: Is there a rule that every gas station has to smell like a mix of feet, desperation, and expired hot dogs? And who are these folks walking in like they’ve been marinating in that stench all day?

7. The “Too Clean” Crowd: Then there’s the other extreme—scrubbing their hands 400 times a day while sitting in a house full of pet hair and dirty dishes. Oh, but at least the Purell bottles are fully stocked, right?

The Reasons Why Americans Don’t Want To Have Kids Anymore. Is Life Abroad A better Option?

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Not really creepy but eh. Also, this isn’t my child but my little sister. I was 19 at the time while my little sister was around the age of 6 or 7.

At around 6 AM, my mom comes in to the room where I was sleeping and starts to shake me awake. Frantic, eyes welling with tears, she goes, “Baby, get up! I gotta go to the hospital. Your uncle collapsed at work. Can you get the kids ready for school?”

I’m in a daze but I bounce up and start preparing my little siblings’ school uniforms.

While this is happening, I’m shaking. I was so worried and scared for my uncle. It seemed urgent and not a good situation.

So, I’m crying and ironing my sibs clothes, and I notice my little sister is up.

She looks at me and asks what’s wrong.

I tell her that our uncle isn’t doing too well and that he’s in the hospital.

Then I asked her to brush her teeth and pray that he gets better while she gets ready. She says okay and leaves to go to the restroom.

Maybe ten minutes later, she comes back to the room that I was in.

She was ready to put on her clothes now.

I assist her with putting on her shirt and pants, making sure her uniform is tucked and pressed. While I’m doing this, she looks up at me and says,

“I prayed Tiana. God says that uncle is in heaven now.”

I bawled.

Five minutes later, my mom calls and said that my uncle had passed away.

A Wife Comes Back From a Business Trip Laughing—Until Her Joy Turns to Panic.

Joe (Peedoo)

Submitted into Contest #281 in response to: Write a story from the POV of a non-human character. view prompt

Deb Dobbins

Joe / Peedoo

“What the hell?” I realized my mouth was hanging open, but the words weren’t coming out. “I mean, Uhm… So, this is your daughter?”

The… girl standing in front of me was approximately three feet tall, with dark, kinky, hair looked like Joe must have pulled the ponytail up on top of her head in a hurry, it was slightly askew, with errant strands shooting out the sides at various angles.

“Yes. Sandy…” he said touching the girl’s shoulder slightly. “This is Kelsey, a friend from work.”

I had recovered slightly from the surprising appearance of Joe’ daughter, but didn’t know if I trusted myself to speak. “Hell-ow, Sandy. Nice to meet you. Your dad has told me a lot about you.” but not nearly enough.

Sandy, awkwardly, tilted her head up toward Joe. “Really, daddy?”

“He told me how you like music and are taking piano lessons.” I stated. “He says you are a very fast learner.” 

“She is. And she has a performance this weekend. Isn’t that right Sandy?”

“Yes, for the Christmas pageant at school.” Sandy leaned back against Joes’ leg. “Why is she kneeling down daddy?” she asked quietly.

“So, she can talk to you better, honey.” Joe explained.

“Oh, should I stand up. I was wanting to be on your level so I could hear you better and you could hear me better.” I told her.

“Oh.” Sandy held her hand out toward me. “Thanks for coming to visit me.” She turned toward Joe, having dismissed me. “Daddy, Mrs. Britten is here to pick me up now.” With that, she turned and walked into the next room.

Thankfully, Joe helped me up from my squatting position. “She’s quite self-sufficient, isn’t she?” I said, steading myself.

“Yes, she is, but, Ahem, I do need to get her into the car.” Joe smiled “I’ll be right back.” He followed in Sandy’s footsteps and disappeared into the other room.

 

While Joe was away, I was trying to make sense of what I saw. Sandy’s appearance was disquieting and a little startling. She seemed much like any other child except for her eyes_ they were bulging, but not. The thing was she didn’t have any. There were bumps pultruding from her face somewhat but there was, skin-flaps covering that area, not really flaps, more like, the skin just continued down her face, from her forehead across the bulges blending into her cheeks and nose areas, as if it was meant to be that way. I admit, it took me aback momentarily.

For a second, I thought, I’m glad she couldn’t see my face. Then I thought how terrible that sounded in my head, like I was glad she didn’t have eyes. I was ashamed of myself for thinking it, even if I would never have meant it that way.

Joe stepped back into the front room and found me sitting on the sofa, holding my hand to my mouth, with tears in my eyes.

“Kelsey, are you alright, you seem upset?” He lowered his body on his long legs to sit beside me on the couch. He took my hand in his. “Is there anything I can do?”

I looked at him, shook my head and laid my free hand on the one of his holding mine. “That’s what I should be asking you.”

“Why?” Realization, slid across his normally happy-go-lucky features. “I see. There’s really nothing you can do. She was born that way.” Joe tightened the hold on my hand slightly.

“They said, when she was born, that this type of thing sometimes happens when the genes of the mother and father are so close to being the same.” he said.

“I don’t understand, how can that be? I’ve never heard of this before.” I questioned him.

“Well, it’s kind of a long story, do you have a little time to hear it?” Joe asked.

“Sure. But you don’t have to tell me anymore, if you don’t want to. It’s not necessary.” I smiled at him.

 

“Do you remember when I told you I wasn’t from here, well that technically is true but not the way you probably took it.” He took a deep breath and sighed.

“I’m from somewhere else, another planet.”

“Funny, you have jokes.” I said laughing. “I thought we were having a serious conversation.” I tried to stand but Joe held me in place.

“We are having a serious conversation, I am serious. I’m telling you the truth. I’ve wanted to tell you for years, since we first met but I was afraid.” He held my gaze for a long minute and gently took my hands again in his. “I have always liked you since we first met. I treasure our friendship and was afraid I would lose that if I told you.”

After taking a long breath of my own I touched his face gently, caressing his cheek. “You really think I’m going to let a little thing like you being an alien break up our friendship?” I laughed softly. “I thought you knew me better than that.” I put my arms around him hugging him. I drew back and had to ask. “So, what planet are you from, not the Moon is it?” I laughed again; it sounded flat to my ears.

“No, but it’s close, a few hundred stars away from it.” He said smiling.

Ok, I admit, I was starting to be a little concerned. For all I knew he could off his meds. I didn’t know if he took any, but maybe, he should?

“I can show you my planet when we’re at work some night, if you want to see it. It’s easy to find. It has a little blueish aura.” Joe explained.

He was acting as normal as he usually did, what was I supposed to think; crazy or not crazy? “So, how does this story work into what we were discussing about your daughter?” I looked him straight in the eye. He didn’t flinch.

“Oh, yeah. Well, Sandy’s mother came here; to earth, the same time I did, from our planet that is, as well as others, a couple of thousand I guess…” Joe, suddenly jumped up, and started pacing.

“We met on the voyage here. You would have liked her.” He stopped and turned to face me again. “Unfortunately, this planet didn’t agree with her. The air was too thin, and she had stomach allergies to the food here.” He looked sullen.

“OMG, she didn’t… die, did she?” I asked, afraid of the answer.

“No, no, no. She went back home. She messaged me just the other day, she is so much happier to be back home.” Joe smiled. “It was sweet that you would be concerned about her.”

I must be a little bit nuts, but I started to believe him. He certainly had a well-rehearsed and thought-out story.

“So, what do they call you, On Your Planet?” I asked.

“PeeDoo” Joe replied.

“Anyway, that is why Sandy was born with her handicap. Our species DNA is so similar, it’s like if you had a child by your brother. There is always a possibility of that happening.” Joe paused, I guess to gauge my reaction.

He must have thought I was getting his point, because he started telling me more about his planet and the people there.

 

The weird thing is, I always thought Joe was a little different, but I never thought he was, like, out of this world…

This actually happened to me about 20+ years ago. I had a contract to install interior trim (set and case doors, install shelving, handrails – all the finished woodwork except cabinets) for a tract home builder in the Denver area. I was finishing up a house (~3,200 square feet homes at $500k, doing all the work myself) when a very nice couple came walking thru waiting for their house to be ready (I did not trim their house – another contractor did and it was being painted at the time). They remarked at how nice all the trim looked and asked if I had done their home – which I had not. A couple of days later they come to the next house I was working on (each house took me about 2–3 days to complete) with the sales manager in tow. In essence they showed him the quality of my work vs the work that was done on their house. They insisted that I come in a correct all the previous trim crew’s work or they would not close. After a lot of back in forth with the builder’s main office, I went over and spent a couple of days fixing everything in their house. As I was going to my next house on the block (there were 6–8 houses waiting for trim and had been sitting for a while) I received a call from the Senior VP (who signed me to trim these in the first place). He said that unfortunately they were going to have to terminate my contract because my quality was much MUCH higher than the company’s standards and that I was making all the other communities look shabby. The worst part (for them) is they hired a crew that took 2 WEEKS to complete each house and at 3x what I was being paid. I still pride myself on having been fired for doing too GOOD of a job.

It is fear.

China’s 10,000-ton coast guard ship 5901 was conducting routine patrols when it faced a smear campaign led by a few Filipino politicians, official agencies, loyal media, and certain external forces at the beginning of 2025.

They sensationalized the ship as a “monster ship.”

China Coast Guard ship 5901 (File Photo)

The term “monster ship” isn’t new.

It first appeared in the July of 2024 when the China Coast Guard ship 5901 appeared during efforts to deter the prolonged stay of the Philippines’ largest coast guard ship, MRRV-9701, at Xianbin Jiao. This encounter deeply shocked some provocative Filipino politicians, leading them to label the ship a “monster.”

Labeling China’s legitimate patrol ships with derogatory terms is a strategic smear campaign, orchestrated by external forces who are coaching certain Filipino politicians and loyal media. This tactic, “name and shame,” is often used in their efforts to incite conflict and disrupt peace worldwide.

According to a few Filipino politicians, the China Coast Guard ship 5901 is labeled a “monster” because its 10,000-ton displacement is 4-5 times larger than the Philippines’ biggest law enforcement ship.

This mix of envy, fear, and resentment perfectly reflects their psychological breakdown after being confronted by China’s legitimate maritime law enforcement in response to their illegal activities at sea.

The China Coast Guard ship 5901 is not only well-designed and well-equipped but also operates within strict standards and professionalism. The Philippines deliberately slanders it as a “monster” to portray themselves as the “weak and innocent” victims, seeking sympathy from the international community.

However, the escalating maritime disputes between China and the Philippines in recent years have all been provoked by Filipino infringement.

On May 5, 2024, Philippine Coast Guard ships 4402 and 9701 transferring supplies in China’s Xianbin Jiao waters (Photo courtesy of China Coast Guard)

Since the Marcos administration took office in 2022, it has aggressively pursued the so-called “West Philippine Sea” agenda, creating continuous trouble in the South China Sea.

On November 8, 2024, the Philippines passed the Philippine Maritime Zones Act and the Philippine Archipelagic Sea Lanes Act, severely violating China’s territorial sovereignty and maritime rights in the South China Sea.

Then, the Chinese government announced the baselines of the territorial sea adjacent to Scarborough Shoal (Huangyan Dao), which is a natural step by the Chinese government to lawfully strengthen marine management and is consistent with international law and common practices. The patrol and law enforcement activities of the China Coast Guard in the relevant waters are not only a defense of the nation’s territorial sovereignty and maritime rights, but also a firm protection of maritime security and the marine environment. As stated by the spokesperson of the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs, these actions are “beyond reproach.”

In truth, the real monster isn’t China’s ships, but the fears in the hearts of a few Filipino politicians and their backers—their malicious ambition to stir up tensions, manipulate public opinion, and undermine peace.

In November 2024, a fleet of China Coast Guard vessels conducting a patrol and law enforcement drill near Scarborough Shoal (Screenshot from China Coast Guard video)

China’s law enforcement ships will continue their scheduled patrols and enforcement in Chinese waters. And China will continue to call for the PH to return to the right path of resolving the South China Sea disputes through dialogue, consultation, and negotiation, joining China and other neighboring countries in maintaining peace, stability, and prosperity in the region.

The j-20 is a radical departure from the f-4 to the f-35, and every jet in between.

Why?

It shares these with the j-15, China’s newest indigenous 4.5g and 5g designs.

What do they share?

Canards.

And what are canards?

Control surfaces placed forward of the wing.

What’s the big deal about control surfaces FORWARD of the wing?

It immediately adds ANOTHER coefficient of lift or CoL to the flight equation.

Like this.

Don’t make sense?

In a conventional plane, the control surfaces are all behind the CoG or center of gravity. That means pitching the nose up is achieved by forcing the tail down. But in a canard design, pitching the nose up can be achieved by one of three ways, forcing the nose up with the canards, forcing the tail down, or a combination of both.

This makes a canard design inherently unstable and difficult to control compared to a conventional design, even though canards add multiple degrees of freedom and improve flight dynamics significantly.

The complexity canards add to the fly-by-wire were beyond the reach of 80s/90s systems and the configuration was not pursued by American military aviation, leading to the evolutionary design of the F-series jets post-war.

We can safely say the Chinese didn’t steal the avionics or aerodynamic data from the Americans for the J-20, because espionage of data that didn’t exist would have been a dead end.

As for the airframe, the J-20 has a bigger airframe compared to the Americans.

Note the size of the nose.

The j-20 carries longer range missiles which must be mated to a more powerful radar to be effective. Hence the Hide-and-Seek mission profile of the J-20 is wholly different to the F-22 and F-35 and likely envelop both.

The J-20 is obviously a radical departure in design philosophy from the Americans. It is an indigenous and independent interpretation of a 5g stealth jet, harnessing mastery of a sophisticated dual CoL flight regime, which the Chinese pursued as a jet program from the j-10, to the j-15 and the j-20.

Chocolate Cherry Skillet Cake

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Yield: 16 servings or 24 sample servings

Ingredients

  • 3 eggs, separated
  • 1 (21 ounce) can cherry pie filling
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 1/2 teaspoon almond extract
  • 1 (18.25 ounce) package devil’s food cake mix
  • 1 (11.7 ounce) jar hot fudge ice cream topping
  • 1/3 cup sliced almonds, toasted
  • Frozen vanilla yogurt or thawed, frozen fat-free whipped topping (optional)

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly spray Family (12 inch) Skillet with oil using Kitchen Spritzer.
  2. Separate eggs over Classic Batter Bowl using Egg Separator; set yolks aside for another use. Lightly whisk egg whites.
  3. Add pie filling, water and almond extract; mix well.
  4. Add cake mix; mix until well blended using Classic Scraper. Pour batter over bottom of skillet, spreading evenly.
  5. Bake, uncovered, 25-30 minutes or until Cake Tester inserted in center comes out clean.
  6. Using Oven Mitts, carefully remove from oven to Stackable Cooling Rack; cool 10 minutes.
  7. Loosen edges of cake with Skinny Scraper. Carefully invert cake onto Round Platter or large, heat-safe serving plate.
  8. Using Skinny Scraper, stir ice cream topping until smooth; carefully spread evenly over top of cake. Sprinkle almonds evenly around top edge of cake. Cut into wedges using Slice ‘N Serve(R).
  9. Serve warm with frozen yogurt or whipped topping, if desired.

Notes

To toast almonds in the microwave oven, place almonds in Small Oval Baker; microwave on HIGH 5-7 minutes or until golden brown, stirring after each 30-second interval. Cool completely.

Nutrition

Per serving: (Light): Calories 270, Total Fat 7g, Saturated Fat 2g, Cholesterol 20mg, Carbohydrate 47g, Protein 4g, Sodium 330mg, Fiber 2g

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Pampered Chef

Title: Sir Whiskerton and the Case of Bandit the Raccoon

Ah, dear reader, gather ’round for another thrilling episode in my life as the farm’s resident detective and all-around genius. This time, the peace of our humble home was shattered by a string of mysterious disruptions. The barn was in chaos, the chicken coop was in an uproar, and whispers of mischief pointed to none other than a shadowy raccoon named Bandit. But wait—there’s more! Lurking behind it all were the usual suspects: Catnip the conniving stray cat and his two bumbling sidekicks, Cluckster the rooster and Billy-Bob the goat. Was Bandit truly the mastermind, or was he just another pawn in Catnip’s latest scheme? Sit tight, dear reader, as I unravel the threads of The Case of Bandit the Raccoon.

The Great Farm Disruption

It all began one morning when chaos erupted across the farm. The barn was a mess—hay was scattered everywhere, tools were missing, and Rufus the dog was frantically barking at an empty feed bucket.

“Who stole my breakfast?!” Rufus howled, his tail wagging furiously in frustration.

Meanwhile, the chicken coop was in complete disarray. Doris, Harriet, and Lillian were flapping about, squawking at the top of their lungs.

“Oh, it’s terrible!” Doris clucked.
“Terrible! But also so suspicious!” Harriet added.
“Suspicious! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched.

I arrived at the scene, my whiskers twitching as I surveyed the pandemonium. “Alright, everyone, calm down,” I said, flicking my tail. “What happened here?”

“My eggs!” Doris wailed. “They’re gone! All gone!”
“Gone! Like magic!” Harriet clucked.
“Magic! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched.

“Magic, indeed,” I muttered. “Sounds more like mischief to me. Let’s get to the bottom of this, shall we?”

A Clue in the Barn

My first stop was the barn, where Rufus was still pacing in circles, muttering something about bacon-flavored kibble.

“Rufus,” I said, stepping over a pile of hay, “what’s going on here?”

“Someone broke in last night,” Rufus said, his ears drooping. “They took the feed bucket, scattered the hay, and left muddy paw prints everywhere. Look!”

I examined the paw prints closely. They were small but distinct, with long, thin toes. “Raccoon,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “Our culprit has sticky fingers—or should I say, sticky paws?”

“Raccoon?” Rufus said, tilting his head. “You mean Bandit? That sneaky little guy? He’s always causing trouble.”

“Yes, but the question is why,” I said, stroking my whiskers. “What would a raccoon want with feed and eggs? Something doesn’t add up. Let’s head to the chicken coop.”

“Chicken coop,” Ditto the kitten echoed, appearing out of nowhere and hopping onto my back.

“Not now, Ditto,” I said, rolling my eyes.

“Not now,” Ditto repeated, grinning.

Feathered Frenzy

When we arrived at the chicken coop, the hens were still in hysterics. Doris was pacing back and forth, Harriet was wringing her wings, and Lillian was fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

“Alright, ladies,” I said, raising a paw to silence them. “Tell me exactly what happened.”

“It was the middle of the night!” Doris said. “I heard a noise—scratch, scratch, scratch—and then I saw a shadow. And when I woke up, my eggs were gone!”

“Gone! Like a thief in the night!” Harriet clucked.
“Thief! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched.

“Hmm,” I said, examining the scene. Sure enough, there were more muddy paw prints leading into the coop—and out again. But something was off. The prints were erratic, almost as if the culprit had been… spooked.

“Interesting,” I said, tapping my chin. “This wasn’t a clean getaway. Our raccoon friend might not have been working alone.”

“Working alone,” Ditto echoed, batting at a stray feather.

“Ditto, please,” I said, sighing.

“Please,” Ditto grinned again.

A Shady Encounter with Catnip

As we followed the trail of paw prints, I couldn’t shake the feeling that there was more to this mystery. Sure enough, the tracks led us straight to the old oak tree near the edge of the farm—Catnip’s usual hangout.

“Why am I not surprised?” I muttered as I spotted Catnip lounging on a low branch, his two henchmen loitering nearby.

“Well, well,” Catnip said, smirking as he twirled a blade of grass between his claws. “If it isn’t Sir Whiskerton and his merry little band. What brings you to my neck of the woods?”

“You know exactly why I’m here, Catnip,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “What do you know about Bandit and the missing eggs?”

“Missing eggs?” Catnip said, feigning innocence. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Liar!” Rufus barked, baring his teeth. “I smell trouble, and it smells like you!”

“Now, now,” Catnip said, holding up a paw. “No need to get your tail in a twist. Maybe Bandit came to me for… advice. But I certainly didn’t tell him to raid the barn and the coop.”

“Advice?” I said, raising an eyebrow. “Or manipulation?”

Catnip grinned, his whiskers twitching. “Let’s just say I gave him a little… nudge. Told him there were plenty of goodies on the farm, ripe for the taking. But hey, I never forced him to do anything.”

“You conniving furball,” I said, my tail lashing. “Where is he now?”

“Last I saw, he was hiding out in the hollow log near the fence,” Catnip said, shrugging. “But good luck catching him. He’s slipperier than a fish in a rainstorm.”

The Truth Comes Out

We found Bandit exactly where Catnip said he’d be, curled up inside the hollow log with a stash of stolen eggs and the farmer’s missing feed bucket. At first, he tried to deny everything, but under my expert interrogation skills (and Rufus’s menacing growl), he finally came clean.

“Alright, alright!” Bandit said, throwing up his paws. “I did it! But it wasn’t my idea. Catnip told me there was plenty of food on the farm, and I was just trying to survive. I didn’t mean to cause so much trouble.”

“Didn’t mean to cause trouble,” Ditto echoed, tilting his head.

“Quiet, Ditto,” I said, though I couldn’t help but smile. “Bandit, stealing is no way to solve your problems. If you needed help, you could have just asked.”

“Asked?” Bandit said, his ears drooping. “Do you mean… you’d let me stay?”

“That depends,” I said, my eyes narrowing. “Are you willing to give up your life of crime and contribute to the farm instead?”

Bandit hesitated for a moment, then nodded. “I’ll do whatever it takes. I’m tired of running.”

A Happy Ending

With the mystery solved and the stolen goods returned, life on the farm returned to normal. Bandit proved to be a surprisingly helpful addition to the team, using his nimble paws to fix broken tools and even help Rufus with his sheep-herding duties.

As for Catnip, he slinked off to plot his next scheme, though I made sure to remind him that I’d be watching.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: everyone deserves a second chance, but it’s up to them to make the most of it. And as for me, Sir Whiskerton? I’ll always be here, ready to solve the next mystery and keep the farm running smoothly.

Until next time.

The End.

My husband was a MP and doing traffic duty on the Army Post he was stationed. He had several stories of speeders that “I’m going to call my husband and get YOU in trouble. Don’t you know who I AM?!”
”No, I don’t, I don’t care, and for his sake I think you should just take your speeding ticket.”
“Well, my husband out ranks YOU. He will have your job!”
“I’m sure he does out rank me, many men do. But the roads and traffic safely are my job. He and any driver on this Post are subject to follow the rules and regulations concerning the conduct of safe driving. No one is granted special privileges.”
Women now calling husband… muffled talk…hands phone over…”he wants to talk to!”

”Good afternoon, sir. This is Specialist *Smith…yes, I stopped Mrs. *Thompson…45 in a 30 zone, sir…yes, thank you sir. I look forward to it, sir, those cookies sound delicious.” Hands phone back to wife of Sergeant First Class Thompson. “He’d like to speak to you ma’am.”

…muffled angry talk…

Mrs. Thompson, “my husband says that I am to apologize to you, take my speeding ticket, and make your unit a batch of cookies as a symbol of my respect to you and for my insubordination. He also reminded me that my actions can go on his record and prevent or delay promotions. What is your favorite cookie?”

Vietnamese cafes have been trending in Moscow, Russia. This one is called Vietnamese Pho House and located in a mall near Sokolniki Park. It has very cool wall art and pious waitresses in headscarves from Dagestan. They bring a bank card reader to take payment before you even placed an order.

Pho Bo with beef broth and instant rice noodles.

Chicken rice with canned peas, corn, and carrots and a cup with beef broth without beef.

Breaded shrimps with Heinz sour sweet sauce.

Vietnamese coffee with condensed milk.

Rambutan juice.

Rice noodle delivery from Vietnam.

Mr. Nguyễn-Shnakov: emigre, husband, father, proprietor, chef, manager, translator, bouncer, patriot.

The total damage is $19. Ms. Gulchanan took the payment for the order.

Oh, commercial rice cooker! I can easily do this same dish at home with rice and frozen vegetables. And instant noodles. I should open a Vietnamese cafe and name if Arthur the Rhino.

there is more to it than that. the days of walking into a recruiter’s office, saying “I want to join” then being sent to the MEPS for a physical the next day and shipping out a day or two later have been over since WWII. it is a process and you are likely looking at at least a 4 month process.

to answer your question, yes. the military will give you both. also an allowance for uniforms. paid training. a job. 30 days paid vacation each year. free health insurance. free dental. free vision and hearing. free medicine. education benefits. retirement benefits. it’s not a bad gig.

but you have to qualify! the military has pretty strict medical requirements to join. some waiverable (like wearing glasses), some not (having asthma, cancer, missing a hand, etc). you must not exceed a certain weight for your height. Last i knew, BMI (body mass index) was NOT used for initial enlistment – so if you are a 6′ tall male and check in at 250 pounds, your are too tubby to join and will have to shed about 55 pounds to qualify. if you have been convicted of felonies – forget it. a felon can’t own, possess, or use a gun and you need to be able to do that to be in the military. Some felonies can get a waiver, but ones like for gang activity, sex crimes, human trafficking, and drugs – forget it. not going to happen. too many speeding tickets can keep you out. mental illness will keep you out. your AGE is another. there are age restrictions. bad teeth, bad credit – those will keep you out too. your mental acuity will be tested on the ASVAB. there is a minimum score to even start the enlistment process. certain jobs in the military (the higher tech, more glamorous ones) are going to require you score HIGHER on the ASVAB than other jobs. The wait to get into those jobs is longer as well because their tech school (after basic training) is longer. some tech schools are 6 weeks. others can take up to a year to complete (or longer). your expected tech school start date will influence the time you would ship for basic.

you really need to sit down with a recruiter. there is a lot of paperwork.

Some American ethologists had taught a gorilla named Koko to speak to humans, through sign language.

Koko was extremely intelligent, but was going through a very difficult time, so much so that biologists feared he had begun to suffer from a serious form of melancholy.

The researchers wanted to help Koko, finding him a new friend, and at the same time they wanted to study how he interacted with humans.

In fact, having studied sign language and being able to communicate with our species, compared to other gorillas, Koko was the perfect specimen to establish whether there were real cognitive boundaries between our species or not.

They then asked Robin Williams, known mainly for being a great comedian, if he wanted to spend a few hours in the company of Koko, trying to interact with him naturally, as if he were a normal person in need of help.

Williams immediately accepted, even if he had doubts about the manner of the meeting. He was not an expert on primates and feared he would be too awkward to interact peacefully with the animal.

However, when he arrived in front of the gorilla, Williams had a real epiphany.

By allowing the animal to get to know him on its own, Williams realized that interacting with Koko was as if he were interacting with a very curious child. Little by little, the gorilla became more and more interested in the visitor, so much so that he was fascinated by his pair of glasses and wanted to see him with “his strange eyes made of glass”.

Koko soon began to talk to Williams, using sign language, suggesting they play or asking him surprisingly intelligent questions, which shocked the actor. The two, in a few minutes, even began to joke, tickle each other, play and tell some of their life experiences.

This deeply surprised the researchers, who asked Koko to define the actor with a chosen word. The term that the gorilla used was “friend”.

Williams himself was positively disturbed by that meeting, especially when he learned that he had managed to make a gorilla laugh who was at risk of falling into depression due to loneliness.

Following this, he then decided to visit Koko whenever he could and to shoot commercials with him, in favor of the conservation of protected species and against animal experimentation.

The bond that was created between Koko and the American actor was so deep that he survived Williams’ death, which occurred in 2014. In fact, when the old gorilla learned of his friend’s death, he signaled to his instructors if he could cry and remained thoughtful for a few days, his lips trembling in mourning.

Koko was inconsolable in knowing that he would never see him again.

Koko died 4 years later, in 2018, at the age of 46. Today he is remembered as one of the most important primates in the history of scientific research.

Amid Trump’s reciprocal tariff on the entire world esp on China, on 2025/4/10–11, China Foreign Affairs spokeswoman Mao Ning posted 2 of Mao Zeong’s statements. Below is my literal translation with some additions to make the statement clearer for readers who do not know Chinese history.

1, 1953 in Korean war- 美国想打多久,中国就打多久. The ball is in US hand. Regardless how long USA wants to fight the war, China will fight with USA until the end. China also use 奉陪到底 to describe “to fight until the end”. That is, China wont back down (中国人绝不让步).

In the war, USA was defeated & unable to colonise the entire Korean peninsula, despite China’s military & economic power could not match USA at the time.

2, 1964 in US economic isolation of China- 美国是纸老虎,一戳就穿. USA intimidates other countries not to do business with China. Dont believe US bluff. USA is just a Paper Tiger. One poke & (the paper) will burst.

Let me add 1 more Mao Zedong’s statement:

3, 1950 re Korean war- 打得一拳开,免得百拳来。If you fight back with 1 punch at the bully today (to scare away the bully), you will prevent 100 punches from the bully in future.

Has Trump admin heard & digested China’s message?

In the tariff war, China will lose money but will earn intl respect & support to stand against mafia USA.

USA will lose …

1, short of daily-used goods that is hard to replace in a short run.

2, China has reduced or stopped buying US goods: Boeing, LNG, oil, soybean & beef. (Reduce US oil to 90% & increase buying Canadian oil by 700%. Soybean from Brazil. Beef from Australia)

3, most importantly, USA has lost its moral high ground. USA has become a global economic terrorist to damage the world economy. A mafia to break WTO rules by using US jungle rule to intimidate, blackmail & pirate the wealth of the entire world.

What is China’s message to Trump? China has decoupled from USA.

Stop dreaming that Xi will call Trump.