The Smell of Rain on Hot Pavement

Can you remember the sensory experience of the first rain after a dry spell. For me, this was the experience of Summer.

You see, it would be hot out, and the grass would be mowed (usually by myself), and afterwards, we had this sprinkler attachment that we would hook up to the lawn hose. I’d drag the sprinkler to the lawn and water it.

Now, when the spray of water hit the super-heated cement sidewalk, it would sizzle and evaporate, and that had this smell. I don’t quite know how to describe it. But it was wonderful.

Ode to the Summer Pavement’s Sigh

The sun hangs heavy, a molten crown,
The air a blanket, pressing down.
Cicadas hum their drowsy tune,
As shadows shrink beneath the noon.

The pavement breathes, a shimmering haze,
A furnace floor in the sun’s fierce blaze.
Each step a whisper, a sizzling plea,
For mercy from the heat’s decree.

Then comes the sprayer, cool and bright,
A silver arc in the liquid light.
The water leaps, a joyful stream,
To kiss the ground where hot dreams gleam.

A hiss, a sigh, a fleeting cloud,
The steam rises, a ghostly shroud.
The scent of rain on parched earth blooms,
A fleeting gift that cuts the glooms.

Wet meets dry in a sizzling dance,
A fleeting touch, a sweet romance.
The air grows sharp, a mineral tang,
As droplets sing where the pavement sang.

Coolness spreads, a tender balm,
A fleeting calm, a summer psalm.
The world exhales, the heat retreats,
As water weaves its brief, sweet feats.

Oh, scent of stone and sunlit rain,
A sensory hymn, a brief refrain.
In this small moment, the world feels new,
A summer’s gift, both fleeting and true.

I do hope that this moment; a long forgotten moment, no less… is appreciated. Embrace your experiences, and treasure in their uniqueness. Do not live in fear; such as what the American media portrays. Instead, accept and move forward.

Today…

$10 in China vs. USA: What You Can Buy Will SHOCK You!

What can $10 buy you in China compared to the USA?In this video,I show you just how far $10 goes in a Chinese grocery store—think fresh veggies, fruits, snacks, and more!

Meanwhile, in America, $10 might only get you a dozen eggs and a loaf of bread. 😳 From affordable produce to budget-friendly staples, the difference is mind-blowing.

But it’s not just about the prices—it’s about how these costs impact daily life. Why is food so much cheaper in China?

And how do average Chinese workers afford such a balanced diet?

Let’s break it down! Watch as we compare $10 grocery hauls in China and the USA, and see why this price gap is turning heads worldwide.

XiaoHongShu : What Should China Do?

This is really a US domestic class war between their oligarchs (Tech, Healthcare, Finance, MIC, etc) and the politicians they’ve captured versus the 80%+ of the American population that they prey on :

  • The US government wants to ban XHS partly because it shows ordinary Americans how shitty their lives really are, but mostly because it threatens the cloud capital of US tech oligarchs, as Yanis Varoufakis argues. That is, potential leakage of American’s personal data away from the likes of Meta to non-US platforms.
  • Likewise they want to ban Deepseek (assuming that’s even possible) so as not to threaten the house of cards sky high valuations of the US AI sector.
  • High tariffs on Chinese EVs to protect US car manufacturers etc.

The one who ends up paying is always ordinary American consumers, who have very little organised political power versus well funded corporate interests.

My opinion :

Soft power has definitely received a boost from the Tik Tok Refugees. As of 18 Jan 25, the Guardian reports up to 3 million Americans have signed on to XHS.

This may look small, only <1% of the US population and a fraction of TikTok’s current base. But it is still an order of magnitude greater than US tourist arrivals in Beijing in 2024 (a proxy for total arrivals). It is also much greater than the 50,000 exchange students over several years that China was targeting.

More importantly, studies have shown that significant social movements can start with as few as 3.5% of the population involved, provided they are organised and highly motivated. Although we can’t say the TikTok Refugees will necessarily all be Che Gueveras, this is still a significant base of Americans who are distrustful of US social media and the US government’s narrative.

I have thought for some time now that a society such as the US that prides itself on individuality and rebellion against The Man should also be open to counter-narratives against the NeoCon lies about China, which after all is coming from The Deep Man. Witness the XHS memes of Americans saying “XJP please take my data, I’d rather you have it than Mark Suck-erberg”.

So what should China do?

  • Encourage XHS and other platforms like Lemon8 to build out their US friendly features like smart translation etc. Load it up with crazy filters and other AI tools. Get the Chinese AI giants like TenCent and yes Deepseek to help out. Make them the most insanely appealing apps that Chinese technology, data and content can produce.
  • Fight back against US government arbitrary actions against XHS etc through legal and other means. In fact that appears to be what TikTok is doing now. After all, isn’t the 1st Amendment sacred to Americans?
  • For God’s sake hire the best US PR agency and get them to push back against the NeoCon narrative which is a fat easy target (evil Chinese garlic?). Don’t let CGTN be your propaganda channel. And don’t hide the “See See Pee” connection, lampshade and rock it! To working Americans sick of being financially abused by their ruling class, maybe Mao can be made cool again.

FIRST TIME HEARING Ozzy Osbourne – Crazy Train REACTION

As I know it in prison, life happens, no one cares, and it ain’t a day care. What does that mean? Life happens. So you are inside, whatever the situation. There is maybe another 850 guys in with you, we all innocent, right? If your stretch is more than a vacation (5 years) you’re going to miss a daughter’s new baby, a son’s wedding, a parent’s death. Something will rock your world. And the answer is no before you even ask. You ain’t gettin out to see your brother get buried. Are there exceptions? Of course. I never heard of one.

Now the no one cares part. There might be 850 guys in with you. Every one has family and friends. At some point during their sentence, each will have something happen. It could even be the “dear John” letter. You think they gonna hand you a plane ticket to Ft Myers, Fl to go see your dad get buried? Or to go see your girl who just dumped you? Yeah, that’d be cool. Inmate on mental health release murders ex-wife. My dad was very sick when I had a few months to go. I walked into the COs office, reminded him I had about 9 months left and promised to return immediately after my visit (and yes, it sounded like a stupid question as it came out of my mouth). He never even looked up, he just said “call”.

The last part is, it’s not a day care. I get asked or read so many questions that make me shake my head. This is prison. There are 20’ walls, piles of razor wire. You have maybe 5 acres in your whole world. There are maybe 850 guys and probably 75 COs. That is your life. The COs wanna go home each night, walking, not being carried. They want to keep the lid on a place that could blow up. They honestly don’t give a fuck if you are comfy and have popcorn and warm Jammie’s for the movie tonight.

And to the guy that asked me if inmates can stay up late and party on New Years Eve, no. NO. There is no fuckin party in the pen.

DeepSeek will be banned: it’s good, it’s fast, and it’s free. So it cannot be allowed.

“Our system” is Fucked. Watch the entire video.

Strawberry Yoghurt

Submitted into Contest #280 in response to: Write a story that solely consists of dialogue. (No dialogue tags, actions, or descriptions. Just pure dialogue!) view prompt

Oksana Buga

— Hello, Doctor.— Come in, have a seat. What seems to be the problem?— Well, I think I’ve got a bit of… low self—esteem. It just won’t go away.— Any other symptoms?— I think I’m also having a career crisis. Constant issues with my boss at work. I’ve tried everything—courses, meditation, detox — but nothing helps.— Anything else?— I can’t seem to build a relationship with men either. And, you know, when I drink too much—which is rare, of course—but when it happens, I have this attention—seeking thing. I feel like there’s something else, too, but I can’t remember right now.— Any physical symptoms?— Mostly in my stomach. Sometimes in my throat.— Got it. Sounds like it’s your mother.— I’m sorry, what?— Your mother. You’ll have to delete her.— Delete her?— Exactly. How often do you talk to her?— Usually in the mornings. More on weekends.— I see. And how do you feel after those interactions?— Drained.— Of course. Let’s check your throat… Hmm, it’s irritated. Did you yell today?— I did.— Your eyes are red and puffy. Have you been crying?— A little… Doctor, is it really possible to delete your own mother?— Why not? What, is she a saint?

— But… that’s insane.

— You know what’s insane? Putting up with this. Let me see your file. Have you done this before?

— I have.

— How many times?

— A couple of times. You see, I have this really important job interview tomorrow. It’s my dream job! I need to be in top shape, to show my best self… but I feel completely wrecked.

— Couple of times? Your entire record is just deletions! When was your first one?

— When I was 18.

— At this rate, you’re going to run out of people. Any other family left?

— My sister. But we don’t really talk anyway. Are there… side effects?

— Of course. There are always side effects.

— Like what?

— Well, in your case, since this is your last significant relative, you’ll feel a total void inside. Possible bouts of selfishness. A lack of empathy.

— Can you live with that?

— Absolutely. In fact, your life expectancy might even increase. A void inside! But the best part is, you get to decide what to fill it with.

— Seriously? Wish I’d known that sooner.

— There’s more: you’ll start making decisions without second—guessing yourself. You’ll choose people based on your needs, not your insecurities. So? Should we delete her, or are you planning to tough it out a little longer?

— Do a lot of people delete their entire families?

— Oh, every fifth patient! You think you’re the only one? Please! Most CEOs are walking around without a mom or a dad. And you know what else?

— What?

— The most successful, richest people… they don’t have anyone.

— No way!

— Believe it.

— I knew it. They always looked too happy.

— Exactly. So, do you want to ace that dream job interview tomorrow, or keep torturing yourself?

— Let’s do it.

— Wonderful. Do you want the farewell package?

— Is it free?

— It’s included in your insurance.

— Okay, sure.

— Pick a code word.

— A code word?

— Any word. Once you say it, the deletion process will start automatically.

— I don’t know… nothing comes to mind.

— What did you have for breakfast?

— This morning?

— No, last month!

— Uh, god. Yogurt. Strawberry yogurt.

— Perfect. Say “strawberry yogurt,” and the system will erase your mom. Head to that room over there, sit in the chair, and I’ll attach the sensors. You can call your mom on video while I set it all up here.

 

***

 

— Hi, Mom.

— Oh, hi. Did you go to the doctor? Make it quick—I’m about to head into the city.

— So… the thing is… he said I need to delete you.

— Sorry I misheard, delete who?

— You. I’m as shocked as you are.

— And you agreed?

— Well, the doctor says it’ll help. My relationships with men will improve, work will feel more fulfilling…

— Are you out of your mind?

— It’s just… nowadays, it’s not really necessary

— Having a mother isn’t necessary anymore? A mother!I gave birth to you, and now I’m disposable?

— Mom, you deleted Dad.

— Don’t compare! You know that was completely different.

— How?

— Because I did it for you!

— Mum, the doctor said this is best for me.

— Whatever. You know what? If you’ve decided, go ahead! I’ve got another daughter, thank God. Masha would never do this to me.

— I didn’t mean to hurt you…

— Thanks God you grandma isn’t with us anymore and I don’t have to explain it to her why her granddaughter isn’t visiting us any more.

— I’m sorry…

— Did you eat today? You look terrible again.

— I always look like this.

— That’s because you don’t wear makeup. How many times have I told you to put on a little makeup?

— Mom…

— And heels! If you wore heels, all the men would be chasing you.

— I don’t need all the men.

— Fine, but Masha does! At least help her find someone. You’re not going to delete her, are you?

— There’s a two—for—one deal…

— Over my dead body! I didn’t raise you so you could just erase everyone! I scrubbed floors, collected bottles, just to put food on your table!

— Yeah I remember our house was always full of bottles.

— Every night I’m thinking about you and Masha. I can’t sleep. She’s completely lost, and you don’t even call her.

— Mom…

— Do you even know she’s still recovering from her breakup with that idiot.

— Poor Masha. What a tragedy.

— Couldn’t you support your little sister for once? She’s struggled her whole life.

— And you think my life’s been easy?

— Hasn’t it? You’ve always been so lucky.

— Lucky? Sure, Mom. I’m so lucky. Thanks to you, I’m cheerful and well—adjusted. People love being around me. I laugh all day and crack jokes. All because I grew up in such a healthy family. I’m lucky. So damn lucky.

Oh, stop making up trauma. You think your mother’s holding you back?

 

— Mom, I…

— I gave everything to you! Everything! I worked three jobs!

— I didn’t ask you to! I’m tired of being grateful, okay? I don’t want to be guilty for the life you didn’t live!

— You think it’ll be easier without me?

— I don’t know.

— You know I love you. Nobody will ever love you like your mother does.

— I know. I love you too.

— Who’ll you turn to when things go wrong? Who’ll be there to comfort you?

— I won’t need it anymore.

— What do you mean?

— What if I succeed? What if I don’t need to cry on your shoulder anymore?

— Don’t be ridiculous. You know what kind of world this is. It’s full of sharks.

— Would you be happy for me if I did?

— Sweetheart, people like us don’t survive at the top.

— What if I did?

— You wouldn’t last a day.

— Mom, would you be happy?

— Would you?

— Strawberry yogurt.

— What yogurt? What are you talking about? I’m just trying to protect you!

— Strawberry yogurt. Why isn’t this working?!

— We’re all we’ve got, you hear me? If you fall, we’ll catch you. If I fall, you’ll…

— STRAWBERRY YOGURT, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

Tech CEOs admit they want AI monopoly: US plans to block China’s competition & ‘steal’ engineers

Yup. Multiple MASSIVE changes are restructuring the world. FACT.

Just as I predicted, DeepSeek is getting banned in the US and among its client states:

As of Feb 1, DeepSeek is banned in:

  1. Most US govt institutions
  2. Italy
  3. Belgium
  4. Taiwan
  5. South Korea
  6. France

A national ban in the US will probably drop before the end of Feb, and the rest of the Global North will follow in the coming weeks and months.

The ban will not only cover DeepSeek, but all Chinese apps. RedNote is already lumped into the DS ban in Texas, and I suspect this will become a trend.

Texas governor orders ban on DeepSeek, RedNote for government devices

I’m fairly confident that there will be a total or near total ban on all Chinese apps and software before the end of the year, at least in the US. Most US client states will follow thereafter, just like they did with Huawei.

Companies like Xiaomi, Oppo, OnePlus etc. will also be banned in one form or another, likely from Android, like Huawei is banned currently. DJI is already banned from many US govt services, but you can expect this ban to expand rapidly.

This is why I’ve always said that the “China does nothing, wins” memes are hopium nonsense. The US Empire doesn’t need to win the tech war against China, it just needs to ban everything from China.

And you wumaos will say “But that only hurts them because now Americans can’t enjoy Chinese products and apps!” — Yes, yes it does. So what? Has the US Empire collapsed from a lack of Huawei and Chinese EVs? Does not having RedNote sink US aircraft carriers?

Even if China’s tech edge help its military surpass the US, so what? The world’s most powerful weapon is worthless if the person wielding it is a known pacifist. So long as China refuses to confront the Americans directly, the US will still maintain a stranglehold on its vassal states.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Rome didn’t die from internal rot alone, someone had to plunge the knife in. And right now, there’s only one country on this planet with the power to do that, and it’s not Russia.

While most of you got full on stiffies from the news about DeepSeek, I was far more aroused by the news that the PLA is building invasion piers for Taiwan. DeepSeek is not going to kill the US Empire, an invasion of Taiwan will.

the rise of RedNote

I have a good laugh

I have a good laugh with this news that they would ban DeepSeek… expecting it anyway. They must be worried that American institutions may ask DeepSeek this question and get a honest answer :

How can we Americans be technologically ahead of China?

DeepSeek : To maintain and enhance technological leadership over China, the United States should adopt a multifaceted strategy that leverages its strengths while addressing systemic challenges. Here’s a structured approach:

1. Strengthen Education and Talent Development

– Enhance STEM Education: Invest in K-12 STEM programs to cultivate domestic talent, emphasizing underserved communities.

– Attract Global Talent: Reform immigration policies to retain international students and skilled workers, easing visa restrictions for STEM fields.

2. Boost R&D Investment

– Increase Funding: Expand federal and private-sector investment in emerging technologies (AI, quantum, biotech) and basic research.

– Public-Private Partnerships: Foster collaborations like the National Semiconductor Technology Center to accelerate commercialization.

3. Reform Immigration Policies

– Streamline Visas: Create pathways for high-skilled immigrants and entrepreneurs to stay, such as startup visas and STEM-focused green cards.

4. Balanced Regulation

– Innovation-Friendly Policies: Encourage agile regulations (e.g., “sandboxes” for AI/blockchain) while safeguarding ethics and security.

5. Protect Intellectual Property (IP)

– Global Enforcement: Strengthen IP laws and collaborate with allies to counter forced tech transfers and cyber theft.

6. Alliances and Standards Leadership

– Tech Coalitions: Build alliances (e.g., Chip 4, Quad) to set global tech standards and share R&D burdens.

– Export Controls: Coordinate with allies to restrict China’s access to critical dual-use technologies.

7. Strategic Tech Focus

– Semiconductor Sovereignty: Accelerate CHIPS Act implementation and invest in next-gen chip R&D.

– AI and Quantum Leadership: Prioritize ethical AI frameworks and quantum-resistant cybersecurity.

8. Entrepreneurial Ecosystem

– Support Startups: Expand access to capital (SBIR grants, venture incentives) and combat monopolistic practices to foster competition.

9. Address Domestic Challenges

– Infrastructure Modernization: Upgrade digital and physical infrastructure (5G, broadband, smart grids).

– Reduce Polarization: Pursue bipartisan tech policies to ensure long-term consistency.

10. Ethical Leadership and Soft Power

– Promote Democratic Values: Position U.S. tech as transparent and rights-respecting, contrasting with China’s model.

11. Supply Chain Resilience

– Diversify Sources: Reduce reliance on Chinese manufacturing via partnerships with allies (e.g., rare earths, pharma).

12. Long-Term Policy Consistency

– Bipartisan Commitment: Ensure sustained funding and strategic vision across administrations.

Pitfalls to Avoid:

– Overly restrictive protectionism that stifles global collaboration.

– Complacency regarding China’s rapid advancements.

– Neglecting foundational research for short-term gains.

By integrating these strategies, the U.S. can sustain its innovation edge, leveraging its democratic values, entrepreneurial culture, and global partnerships to outpace China’s state-driven model. Success hinges on coordination across government, industry, and academia, with a focus on inclusivity and ethical stewardship.

My comment : There is clearly no shortcut to continuing and long term success. Protectionism by banning, restricting or sanctioning others won’t help. China went through this phase and took them decades to do all the above. DeepSeek even teaches Americans to develop a supply chain involving themselves and their allies that can isolate China but to know how it can be done, you may have to ask DeepSeek the next level of details…. I am curious too how China can be toppled as the most efficient and cost effective global manufacturing hub.

TOTAL COLLAPSE: U.S. Does The Unthinkable – China, Canada & Mexico HIT HARD

Ande ki Bhorji

(Indian Scrambled Eggs)

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Yield: 4 to 6 servings

Ingredients

  • 6 eggs
  • Salt and freshly ground pepper, to taste
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 2 medium onions, coarsely chopped
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
  • Chopped cilantro for garnish (optional)
  • 1 or 2 green chile peppers, seeded and thinly sliced for garnish (optional)

Instructions

  1. Beat the eggs, salt, and pepper together in a bowl.
  2. Heat the oil in a large skillet over moderate heat and sauté the onions until tender and golden but not brown, about 3 to 4 minutes.
  3. Add the cumin and sauté for 30 seconds.
  4. Reduce the heat to low and add the egg mixture. Stir frequently until the eggs are cooked as desired.
  5. Serve garnished with cilantro and chile peppers if desired.

Two Girls React to Ozzy Osbourne – Crazy Train

Welcome to Paradise

Submitted into Contest #280 in response to: Start or end your story with a character asking a question. view prompt

Elton James

“Don’t you deserve a vacation?”A beautiful woman strides toward the camera, the TV-perfect epitome of a successful businesswoman. Dark hair gleams under studio lights in a styled shoulder-length bob. Crimson lipstick frames a dazzling ivory smile.Her tailored dark skirt suit and crisp white blouse are cinched by a black belt which emphasises her hourglass figure. Her piercing blue eyes seem to look straight through the viewer.“I’m Karen Rinehart, CEO of the planet of Paradise,” she says, her voice a rich, melodic. “And I would like to personally invite you to New Eden.”The screen erupts with imagery.  White sand beaches, shimmering pools, and cocktails served by impossibly attractive staff.“Every detail has been painstakingly crafted. You won’t lift a finger. Our mission is to bring you complete contentment.”Her perfect smile widens.“New Eden, won’t you join us?”

 

“Good afternoon. Is this your first time in New Eden?”

 

The concierge’s voice is warm. Sincere, though the wide-eyed wonder on the faces of the couple in front of him has answered for them.

 

You can always tell first-timers.

 

That is the idea, of course. The spaceport of New Eden is the first impression of the grandest hotel ever made. Towering marble pillars gleam in artfully refracted sunlight. Granite floors reflect gliding hovercars, whisking guests from reception to their destinations. Statues, elegantly posed, shepherd travelers toward check-in counters, staffed by smiling, efficient professionals.

 

Everywhere, holographic projections of Karen Rinehart beam at guests, her voice echoing softly, “Welcome to New Eden, welcome to complete contentment.”

 

“Ah, Greening, yes, a honeymoon villa,” the concierge smiles as he locates their reservation, “northern beaches, correct?”

 

“Yes,” the man replies, smiling at the young woman beside him, “I can’t believe we’re actually here!”

 

“Magnificent! Welcome!” The concierge hands them wristbands, “This will grant access to your villa, activities, and, of course, a private hovercar to get you there!.”

 

He gestures toward a matte white cube hovering silently. Its door soundlessly slides open.

 

“Just make sure to stay inside the boundaries, it’s easy to get lost outside. Enjoy your stay, Mr. and Mrs. Greening! Welcome to New Eden.”

 

 

Lance Greening stands in the entry hall of the honeymoon villa, not trying to conceal his reaction now he and Gwen are alone.

 

His disgust.

 

“How can anyone think it’s okay to waste so much on two people?” Lance calls out to Gwen, who is exploring the cavernous spaces, “How can it be acceptable to destroy a planet’s natural ecosystems, to create something so trivial?”

 

This villa is a monstrosity.

 

“Our entire organisation could stay here with room to spare.” He calls out.

 

“Lance, we’re trying to stay under the radar, not be efficient.” Gwen’s voice comes from the bedroom. The bed makes a mockery of “King Size,” the room’s scale underscores the excess.

 

“This honeymoon kitchen could cater for a wedding!” Lance continues, “A separate dining room is absurd!”

 

“Lance! It’s not like we didn’t know how these people live!” Gwen’s voice is frustrated now, “Even alone, no dropping cover.”

 

“Okay, okay,” he says, “I’d expected to feel guilty. But nobody rich enough to stay here can be innocent.”

 

 

“Are you ready to experience the fusion of nature and technology?”

 

Karen stands smiling beside a scientist in a white coat.

 

“Our scientists aren’t just terraforming Paradise to create New Eden, they’re bioengineering a better world. Designing ecosystems where humans and nature thrive.”

 

The scene shifts, Karen walks through an idyllic forest.

 

“Imagine villas that are part of living landscapes. Grown walls that breathe, engineered corals growing to seamlessly integrate geological highlights and cutting-edge buildings.”

 

The shot transitions to a forest canopy, a panoramic view of ocean, mountain and forest. Beautiful, delicate human made structures poke through tastefully.

 

“Come, experience the complete contentment possible when humans and nature are allies.”

 

“New Eden, won’t you join us?”

 

 

“I’m afraid the beach is closed this morning, sir,” the young man says with a practiced smile, “we’re setting up a new activity. I’d be glad to call a hovercar to take you to the south beach. I hear the waves are perfect there this morning.”

 

“Can we peek?” a guest nearby chimes in. “I’m so curious what’s behind the curtain!”

 

“I’m afraid not, ma’am,” the young man replies sincerely, as if he truly wishes he could oblige. “You’ll have to wait. ”

 

Lance steps forward, unable to resist. “Is it true that sometimes creatures wash up on the shores?”

 

The young man’s expression freezes for a fraction of a second before he lets out a light, practiced laugh. “What? No, sir, there’s no sea life on Paradise. Every living thing here has been carefully introduced.”

 

Beside him, Gwen elbows him in the ribs.

 

“Oh.” Lance plays innocent, “I heard there were whales.”

 

Lance grunts as Gwen’s elbow digs in harder.

 

“Whales?” The young man blinks, then chuckles softly. “That’s a new one.”

 

 

“Oh, come on, Gwen! That was clearly a cleanup operation!”

 

Gwen and Lance sit at a small café table, overlooking the shimmering ocean. The scene is a postcard made real. Sunlight dances on waves, a backdrop of rugged mountains frames the horizon.

 

The coffee is, annoyingly, the best Lance has ever had.

 

“Even if it was one of the natives,” Gwen retorts, voice low and firm. “what did you hope to gain grilling that boy?”

 

Lance frowns into his cup.

 

“If anything,” Gwen continues, “if they’re washing up on the island, they’re worse off than we thought. If they really are intelligent and communicate psychically…” She trails off, words heavy with implication. “They need our help! And blowing our cover scoring points of junior staffers won’t help!”

 

Lance stiffens, he knows she’s right.

 

A waiter walks past, and Gwen dissembles, gazing at Lance as if he is the most beautiful creature she’s ever beheld. But the tension remains, thick and unspoken. They sip their coffee in uneasy silence.

 

Finally, Gwen’s gaze flickers toward the edge of the terrace, and she nods once.

“Contact made. Art and Percy are here.”

 

Lance’s head swivels instinctively. He sees nothing out of the ordinary.

 

“Stop that!” Gwen hisses, kicking him under the table.

 

Her tone is cool, smile never wavering, but Lance senses her urgency. The next step has begun.

 

 

“Have you heard about the miracles on Paradise?”

 

Karen strolls along the beach, white linen sleeves rolled up. Her tan slacks are similarly casual. She radiates casual authority.

 

Karen looks into the camera, a glint of sunset in her eye.

 

“Before Paradise Ventures, terraforming here was at a standstill. Well-meant attempts to create affordable land on the mainland were expensive failures.”

 

The camera soars upward, revealing a birdseye view of the island of New Eden. Lush forests, mountains, dotted with sleek high-rises integrated creating a uniquely beautiful landscape.

 

Karen’s voice continues, “New Eden changes everything. An uninhabitable rock on a lifeless planet has become a living laboratory. Funded by humanity’s most exclusive resort, we’re allies with the planet. This is the future.”

 

The camera returns to Karen, now lounging in a chic beach chair. She smiles warmly at the camera as a staff member delivers a vibrant, tropical cocktail.

 

“You can experience that future today. Luxurious. Visionary. Unforgettable. Complete contentment.”

 

The screen fades to black.

 

“New Eden, won’t you join us?”

 

 

As evening turns to dusk, no alarm sounds. Nothing signals anything amiss.

 

Only by paying particular attention might anyone notice a number of staff react simultaneously to messages in their earpieces. Quietly detach themselves from their duties and make their way to unoccupied hover cars with calm efficiency.

 

They head for a destination outside New Eden’s boundary. Roughly a mile outside, they disembark at the base of a mountain.

 

During the journey, they have changed attire. Crisp uniforms are replaced by  jungle camouflage. Customer service smiles have vanished and they carry automatic rifles.

 

Working quickly, the group divides into two teams. With a series of hand signals, the teams fan out, melting silently into the  surrounding forest.

 

 

“Okay, let’s go!”

 

Gwen flicks off the portable viewer on which she’s watched New Eden’s security teams deploy. Her expression is focused.

 

She and Lance, now in camouflage, linger at the forest’s edge, the boundary of New Eden. They lack any weaponry. Smuggling the package now in Lance’s pack onto the planet was risky enough. They need to stay hidden.

 

“Ready?” Gwen asks, Lance nods, “Art and Percy are providing distraction. They should have security looking the wrong way.”

 

The pair step into the shadows of the trees. Twigs crackle underfoot and the scent of damp earth fills the air.

 

The forest swallows them quickly.

 

 

“Experience the contentment of total security.”

 

Karen’s expression is commanding, her steady gaze radiates confidence.

 

“As CEO of one of the galaxy’s most innovative organizations, I know firsthand how critical security is in today’s world.”

 

The camera draws back, revealing Karen on a sleek space station. Through wide windows behind her, the planet Paradise looms, its continents barren and scorched, violent contrast to the beauty of New Eden.

 

“There is no place in the universe more secure than the planet of Paradise,” Karen continues. “Every point of entry and exit is meticulously managed. Our control ensures guests receive exactly what they need, exactly when they need it.”

 

The camera zooms out further, capturing a meteor highlighted on station radar.

 

Perspective shifts to a team of specialists, seated at glowing terminals. Alarms blink on their screens. A missile launches from the station, slicing through the void. A fleet of drones follows.

 

The missile explodes, shattering the meteor into fragments. The drones swiftly gather debris, allowing a calculated few particles to pass.

 

The scene transitions to Karen on the beach at night, surrounded by families and couples, pointing skyward at a dazzling meteor shower. Gasps and laughter ripple through the crowd.

 

Karen turns to face the camera, voice warm. “At New Eden, we understand that to achieve complete contentment, safety must be unquestioned.”

 

The screen fades to black, Karen’s voice lingering.

 

“New Eden, won’t you join us?”

 

 

Inside the mountain complex, alarm klaxons reverberate. Warning lights strobe, painting scenes in flashes of urgent crimson. Just minutes ago, satisfaction had been palpable.

 

Security teams had triumphantly reported capturing two “guests” trespassing in the forest. Then cameras began failing, displays turned to static. Automatic doors betraying occupants, slamming to seal people behind them. Theories of software bugs gradually gave way to an awareness, someone was hacking their systems.

 

In the control room, IT specialists hover nervously.

 

“A hard reset could shut everything down for hours,” one murmurs, voice tinged with doubt. “We could lose critical systems.”

 

“We can fix it without a reset!” declares another confidently.

 

Almost as they say it, Karen Rinehart’s personal alarm, reserved for emergencies, begins beeping. The sound cuts the chaos like a blade, freezing everyone in the room.

 

The breach isn’t just a systems attack. Somebody hostile is in the building.

 

 

In a room deep within the complex, Lance and Gwen have taken Karen Rinehart prisoner.

 

Karen sits bound to an office chair, but her poise remains unshaken. She regards the pair with the quiet authority of someone who, despite restraints, expects to hold power in the room.

 

“Alright, Rinehart,” Lance’s voice bristles with anger. “Ready to confess?”

 

Karen tilts her head, her tone is patient. “Confess to what, exactly?”

 

“Your crimes!” Lance snaps.

 

“Lance,” Gwen cuts in, voice firm. “What my hotheaded friend here means is you are about to make a statement about the native whales. We know about them, Karen. And soon, so will everyone.”

 

From her pack, Gwen produces a camera, and places it on the table before Karen.

 

Karen arches an eyebrow, unimpressed.

 

As she does, a long, mournful note of whalesong echoes through the corridors, reaching the room.

 

“You have one here?” Gwen’s voice rises, trembles with rage. She raises her rifle, leveling it at Karen’s chest. She grips the weapon so tightly her knuckles turn white.

 

“Gwen!” Lance steps forward, his voice cutting through the tension. “Breathe. You’re the calm one, remember?”

 

The look Gwen shoots him is anything but calm.

 

Whalesong fills the room again, haunting and urgent. Gwen shifts her gaze toward the hallway, then back to Lance.

 

“Go,” Lance says quietly. “Find it. You’ve got ten minutes.”

 

Their eyes meet, holding for a long moment.

 

“Good luck,” Gwen says simply. She grabs the camera and bolts.

 

In her absence, the sirens and flashing lights seem almost mundane. Lance stands before Karen, face unreadable. Then, with a smooth motion, he produces a device from his pack. A bomb. He thumbs a switch and a timer starts counting down from ten minutes.

 

As Karen’s gaze flickers to it, for the first time, her calm seems to falter.

 

“Guess we won’t be needing that video after all,” Lance says, tone conversational. He sets the device on the table.

 

 

“Don’t you deserve peace and quiet?”

 

The camera swivels to reveal a picturesque scene. Karen sits at a table beside a shimmering creek, among sun-dappled leaves, in a lushly serene forest.

 

“A place to truly unwind, where cares melt away,” She leans back slightly, the trace of a smile on her lips. “As a busy CEO, I know just how rare such places are.”

 

Karen takes a slow sip of wine, eyes closing as she savors the moment. The sound of the creek and the soft rustle of leaves fill the silence.

 

“That’s why I created New Eden. A sanctuary, sparing no expense to bring tranquility. To experience complete contentment.”

 

She opens her eyes, fixing the camera with a direct, captivating gaze.

 

“New Eden, won’t you join us?”

 

 

“What the fuck do you think that’s going to achieve?”

 

Under the weight of the bomb’s relentless countdown, Karen’s polished demeanour finally fails. Her entire persona unravels, her refined accent from the ads is replaced by a voice from the streets of Brooklyn.

 

“Make a statement,” answers Lance, unperturbed by her transformation. He’d suspected the TV demeanour was fake. Breaking through feels like victory, “we’ll see how effective your organisation is without the CEO!”

 

Karen stares at Lance for a moment, then laughs bitterly.

 

“Seriously? You came to take me out?”

 

Lance’s stony silence and hard stare answer her.

 

“I’m an actress, you moron!” Karen’s voice cracks as she screams at him.

 

The timer reads three minutes.

 

“You think blowin’ up this place will make anyone notice?” She continues, her poise a distant memory, “Nobody will even know!”

 

“It’ll make a difference,” Lance knows he should not engage, but he’s finding it difficult to remain calm as the timer slips away, “We’ll save that creature!”

 

“Save it?” Karen’s laugh is filled with despair, “you know nothin’…”

 

 

Gwen sprints through labyrinthine corridors. The complex is like a maze, but she moves with certainty, though she’s never been here before. A flicker of doubt creeps into her mind, where is she going?

 

Before the thought can take root, the hallway opens into a cavernous space surrounding an underground lake. The air is cool and damp, carrying the faint scent of minerals and something else. Smooth rock walls stretch high above. Dim lighting casts the cave into dusk.

 

Gwen’s breath hitches, as her gaze finds the creature.

 

Only part of its enormous head rises above the water, glistening. Along its head, short, thick hairs luminesce the colours of the rainbow in time with Gwen’s heartbeat. The rest of its bulk hides beneath dark, still water. Enormous eyes are impossibly deep pools of impossible dark. Black holes whose gaze exerts gravity as she looks into them.

 

Hello.

 

The word isn’t spoken. It resonates in her mind, carrying a warmth and curiosity that brings tears to Gwen’s eyes.

 

A flood of emotions washes over her, not her own but the creature’s.

 

Curiosity?

 

A question, an emotion. More complex than words. Why is she here? Gwen tries to form thoughts, communicate she’s here to save it.

 

Save?

 

Amusement courses through her, bubbling into uncontrollable laughter. She clutches her sides, laughing so hard it hurts.

 

How?

 

The tone shifts. The creature’s presence probes her, pulling at her thoughts. A demand. Images flash unbidden in Gwen’s mind. The video, the bomb.

 

No!

 

“No!” Gwen gasps, tears stream down her face. She fumbles with her pack, retrieving the camera. She means to use it, for evidence of the creature’s existence. Instead, she hurls it into the water. The sound of the splash echoes in the cavern.

 

The creature’s disapproval weighs heavily on her. Shame engulfs her.

 

Forgive.

 

The rush of relief is so profound Gwen sobs openly.

 

Come.

 

Gwen moves without hesitation, shedding her pack and stepping into the water. It’s icy at first, then warm as she swims toward the creature. Its gigantic mouth hinges open.

 

Joy radiates through her as she swims in. She feels the creature’s acceptance, its embrace. As the darkness closes around her, Gwen feels completely content.

 

 

“Are you ready for the next level of luxury?”

 

A woman in an immaculate skirt suit strides toward the camera. Her blonde bob and designer glasses accentuate her sharp yet approachable look.

 

From offscreen, a child runs to her, clutching a vibrant flower. Her expression softens as she accepts the flower, tucking it behind her ear with practiced grace.

 

“I’m Gina Forrest, and I’m honored to be stepping into the role of CEO of Paradise. It’s incredible to be chosen by my friend and mentor, Karen Rinehart to lead our next chapter. Karen’s vision of New Eden created new pinnacles for hospitality. I am humbled by her trust.”

 

She pauses, the camera zooms in slightly.

 

“I can’t share all our plans, but I can promise New Eden will continue to set new standards for luxury and innovation. Stunning island retreats and exclusive experiences. And of course, our most important feature will never change.”

 

The camera pulls back again, revealing Gina now surrounded by smiling staff and guests. Laughter and joy fill the scene.

 

“Our most important feature is you!”

 

The scene fades to black.

 

“New Eden, won’t you join us?”

Cardamom Fudge (Sheer Payra — Afghanistan)

This fudge is used to celebrate festive occasions.

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Ingredients

  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • 2/3 cup milk
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 2 tablespoons light corn syrup
  • 2 tablespoons butter or margarine
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom
  • 1/4 cup chopped walnuts
  • 1/4 cup chopped pistachios

Instructions

  1. Cook sugar, milk, salt and corn syrup in 2-quart saucepan over medium heat, stirring constantly, until sugar is dissolved. Cook, stirring occasionally, to 240 degrees F on candy thermometer. Remove from heat.
  2. Add margarine.
  3. Cool mixture to 120 degrees F without stirring. (Bottom of pan will be lukewarm.)
  4. Add cardamom; beat vigorously and continuously until candy is thick and no longer glossy, 5 to 10 minutes. (Mixture will hold its shape when dropped from spoon.)
  5. Quickly stir in nuts. Spread mixture in buttered 9 x 5 inch loaf pan.
  6. Let stand until firm.
  7. Cut into 1-inch squares.

 

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Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt calls DeepSeek’s rise “a turning point” in the global AI race, in an op-ed in The Washington Post.

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Tokamak maintained a steady-state high-confinement plasma operation for a record 1,066 seconds, a milestone toward fusion power generation.

Work began on an orbiting, one-km-wide solar array to deliver the same annual energy–transmitted to ground by microwaves–as all the oil that can be extracted from the Earth.

American Tiktok Refugees Sharing About Life in the U.S.A With What They See in China On RedNote App.

With the possible TikTok ban in the U.S., many American users have moved to Xiaohongshu, or RedNote, a Chinese social media platform often compared to Instagram.

This shift has created an unexpected cultural exchange, connecting users from both countries in new and engaging ways. On RedNote, Americans are discussing topics like grocery prices, rent, and healthcare, while Chinese users share perspectives on education, family life, and cultural traditions.

These conversations have helped foster curiosity, understanding, and a stronger connection between the two communities. However, adapting to RedNote has come with challenges.

The platform follows Chinese regulations, leading to stricter content moderation. Some American users have experienced content removals for minor infractions, highlighting the differences in online censorship between China and the U.S.

Despite these challenges, interest in Chinese culture has grown significantly. More Americans are now learning Mandarin, and language learning platforms have reported an increase in users eager to explore Chinese traditions and daily life.

What started as a search for a TikTok alternative has turned into something much more RedNote is now a cultural bridge, fostering meaningful interactions, new perspectives, and deeper global connections.

Americans Flock to RedNote After TikTok Ban Threat – A New Social Media Trend?

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With TikTok facing a possible ban in the U.S., many users have started migrating to Xiaohongshu (RedNote), a Chinese social media platform known for lifestyle content and community discussions.

But instead of just finding a TikTok replacement, Americans are discovering a whole new world of cultural exchange.

On RedNote, American users are sharing their experiences with rising living costs, rent struggles, and healthcare issues, while Chinese users provide insights into education, family life, and traditions. These interactions have sparked meaningful conversations and bridged cultural gaps like never before.

Sir Whiskerton and the Junk Yard Romance: A Tale of Trash and Tenderness

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale that combines the whimsical charm of the farm with the chaotic wonder of the Disneyland of Debris. Today’s story is one of unexpected connections, sarcastic commentary, and the sweet serendipity of love—all set against the backdrop of a magical junkyard. So grab your sense of humor and a touch of sentimentality, as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Junk Yard Romance: A Tale of Trash and Tenderness.


The Junkyard Playground

Just outside the boundaries of Sir Whiskerton’s farm lies a peculiar place—a sprawling, chaotic wonderland known to the animals as the Disneyland of Debris. It’s a place where old tires become merry-go-rounds, broken furniture transforms into castles, and discarded appliances serve as slides and tunnels. To the farm animals, it’s more than just a dump; it’s their playground, their amusement park, and sometimes, their matchmaking ground.

“It’s the most magical place on earth,” Doris the hen once said, her eyes sparkling. “Well, aside from the farmer’s feed bin.”

On this particular day, the farmer decided it was time to clean out some old trash from the barn. He loaded up his rickety wheelbarrow with broken tools, rusty buckets, and a few mysterious items that even Sir Whiskerton couldn’t identify. With a grunt, he pushed the wheelbarrow toward the junkyard, blissfully unaware of the adventure that awaited him.


The Hens’ Gossip Hour

Meanwhile, the hens of Sir Whiskerton’s farm—Doris, Harriet, and Lillian—had decided to take a field trip to the Disneyland of Debris. They were joined by their counterparts from Catnip’s farm: Prudence, Patience, and Priss. The six hens clucked and gossiped as they explored the junkyard, their feathers ruffling with excitement.

“Did you hear about the farmer’s new scarecrow?” Doris asked, her voice dripping with drama. “He’s been talking to it like it’s a real person!”

“Talking to it!” Harriet echoed, shaking her head. “Oh, I can’t bear it!”

“Bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting dramatically onto a pile of old newspapers.

Prudence, the most level-headed of Catnip’s hens, rolled her eyes. “Your farmer sounds like a real character. Ours just talks to his plants. He thinks they grow better if he sings to them.”

“Sings to them!” Patience clucked, her feathers puffing up. “What a loon!”

“Loon!” Priss added, though she wasn’t entirely sure what they were talking about.


The Farmer’s Fateful Encounter

As the hens continued their gossip, the farmer arrived at the junkyard, his wheelbarrow creaking under the weight of his trash. He began unloading his items, muttering to himself about the “useless junk” he’d been hoarding for years. Little did he know, he was being watched.

From the other side of the junkyard, a woman from Catnip’s farm was also disposing of some old items. She was tall, with a straw hat perched on her head and a warm smile on her face. The farmer noticed her immediately, his absent-minded muttering coming to an abrupt halt.

“Uh… hello there,” the farmer said, scratching his head. “Nice day for… uh… throwing stuff away, huh?”

The woman chuckled. “I suppose it is. I’m Martha, by the way. I work on the farm next door.”

“Oh, uh, nice to meet you, Martha,” the farmer said, his face turning red. “I’m, uh… well, I’m just the farmer.”


The Animals’ Commentary

As the farmer and Martha began chatting, the animals couldn’t resist offering their commentary.

“Look at him,” Doris said, peeking out from behind a broken washing machine. “He’s as nervous as a hen in a fox den!”

“Fox den!” Harriet echoed, clucking with amusement.

“Amusement!” Lillian added, though she was still lying on the newspapers.

From Catnip’s side, Prudence shook her head. “Our farmer would never be this awkward. He’d just start singing to her.”

“Singing to her!” Patience said, rolling her eyes.

“Eyes!” Priss added, still not following the conversation.

Sir Whiskerton, who had been observing the scene from atop a stack of old tires, smirked. “Well, well, it seems the farmer has finally found someone who can tolerate his peculiarities. Let’s see how this plays out.”


The Sweetness of Serendipity

As the farmer and Martha continued to talk, they discovered they had more in common than they thought. Both loved the quiet life of the farm, both had a soft spot for animals, and both had a strange habit of talking to inanimate objects (though Martha drew the line at scarecrows).

“So, uh… would you maybe want to… uh… grab a coffee sometime?” the farmer asked, his voice trembling slightly.

Martha smiled. “I’d like that.”

The animals erupted into a chorus of cheers and sarcastic remarks.

“Coffee!” Doris squawked. “How romantic!”

“Romantic!” Harriet clucked, flapping her wings.

“Wings!” Lillian added, still on the ground.

Prudence sighed. “Well, I suppose even farmers need love.”

“Love!” Patience said, shaking her head.

“Head!” Priss concluded, finally getting the hang of things.


The Moral of the Story

As the farmer and Martha left the junkyard together, the animals reflected on the day’s events.

“You know,” Sir Whiskerton said, flicking his tail, “sometimes, the most unexpected connections can be the sweetest. Even in a place as chaotic as this.”

“Chaotic!” Ditto the kitten echoed, popping out from behind a tire.

“Indeed,” Sir Whiskerton said, smirking. “And who knows? Maybe this little romance will lead to more adventures for us all.”

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Love can bloom in the most unexpected places—even in a junkyard. And sometimes, all it takes is a little courage (and a lot of awkwardness) to find it.


A Happy Ending

As the sun set over the Disneyland of Debris, the animals returned to their respective farms, their hearts warmed by the day’s events. The farmer and Martha’s date was the talk of the barnyard, and even Sir Whiskerton had to admit that it was a rather sweet turn of events.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new romances, and plenty of sarcastic commentary. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of chaos.

The End.


Future Discussion: In the next episode, the animals eagerly await the details of the farmer and Martha’s first date. Will it be a romantic dinner? A stroll through the fields? Or perhaps another trip to the Disneyland of Debris? Only time will tell…

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Li Auto opened its Munich R&D Center, advancing Sino-German NEV cooperation.

Chinese mobile phones’ global market share a record 56% in Q4. Global shipments grew 6.4% in 2024. Apple and Samsung fell 4.1% and 2.7%.

China’s total installed power generation reached 3.35 billion kW last year, up 14.6% YoY. solar power generation rose 45% to 890 MkW. Nuclear output rose 6%.

Exports to the US comprise 15% of China’s total shipments, down from 20% in 2018. Shipments to the Global South reached 21%.

China was third in America’s goods and sixth in services exports, generates 67% of …