Sometimes, the most unexpected visitors can have the biggest impact

When Shaka Zulu’s mother died and he ordered all the mothers of his nation to be put to death so that “all the people will mourn with me”, I am sure the Zulus were awfully glad to note that Shaka was not a white bloke…

When 75% of people from what is now Iran perished at the hands of Genghis Khan, surely the Persian people were relieved to know Genghis wasn’t white

Surely when African people were sold to white slavers, they were happy to walk into the ships, a bounce in their step for the men who handed them to the slavers were as dark as them.

This sick desire to blame white people for all the ills of history is nothing short of a mental illness. From the Aztecs to Mao Zedong and Imperial Japan, from the Chinese Emperors to the warlords of pre-CCP China. From Attila the Hun onto the court of Moctezuma and his human sacrifices, the only mind who can look at history and see in every action the hand of “evil white people” is a deeply troubled and rather sick mind.

If you dive into the history books, nice and deep, you’ll see plenty of evil white people. From Columbus to Stalin and Hitler, there’s no shortage of wicked people with a light complexion. But more often than ‘woke’ historical revionists would dare to admit, even the worst of white people were helped by the worst of black and brown people, working in tandem to deliver the greatest of ills onto the human race. Evil knows no color. And only a willfully blind fool would argue otherwise.

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We grew up at a lake resort and lived maybe a quarter mile away. I was around eight at the time. We also have campers that came out there every summer and eventually we become friends with their kids. It was a blast. A mix of boys and girls, we would play flashlight tag at night, have fires, just sit around on a picnic table listening to Easy E and 2 Live Crew. Also, we went skinny dipping at night.

One time I dropped my shorts on the beach, her and I were in the water, and the girls father came looking for her with a flash light. Talking about me doing some Navy Seal stuff there.

The second time, same thing, shorts on the beach. Only this time, my brother threw my shorts at me in the water. They sank.

I had to walk the quarter mile walk home in the dark. Nude. I opened the house door. There was my dad. He looked at me as I looked at him. Neither one of us said anything as I think he didn’t know what to say.

Those we the fun times of the 80s

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Mysterious Llama

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another delightfully bizarre adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a strange, spitting, whistling creature that wanders onto the farm, baffling everyone and leaving a lasting impression. What follows is a story filled with laughs, spit, and a moral that will leave you grinning like a llama who just discovered a field of fresh grass. So grab your sense of humor and let’s trot into The Case of the Mysterious Llama.


The Llama Arrives

It all began on a quiet morning when Sir Whiskerton was enjoying his usual sunbeam on the barn roof. The peace was shattered by the sound of Rufus barking furiously near the fence.

“Whiskerton! You’ve gotta see this!” Rufus howled, his tail wagging like a metronome set to “frantic.”

Sir Whiskerton sighed, flicking his tail. “Rufus, if this is another ‘squirrel in the bushes’ situation, I’m deducting points from your detective license.”

“No, no, it’s worse!” Rufus said, panting. “There’s a… a thing by the fence! It’s tall, it’s fuzzy, and it’s spitting!”

“Spitting?” Sir Whiskerton said, raising an eyebrow. “What in whiskers’ name are you talking about?”

He followed Rufus to the fence, where a tall, long-necked creature with soft fur and a perpetually bemused expression stood. It was chewing on some grass, occasionally letting out a low whistle and—yes—spitting.

“What is that?” Sir Whiskerton said, narrowing his eyes.

“I think it’s a… llama?” Rufus said, tilting his head. “But I’m not sure. It’s definitely not a cow.”

“Definitely not a cow,” Ditto echoed, his eyes wide.

“Not a cow,” Echo added, grinning.


The Farm Reacts

The arrival of the llama sent the farm into a frenzy. The animals gathered around, staring at the strange creature with a mix of awe and confusion.

“Oh, Sir Whiskerton!” Doris the hen squawked. “It’s… it’s magnificent!

“Magnificent! But also so… spit-tacular!” Harriet clucked.

“Spit-tacular! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting dramatically into a pile of hay.

Even the geese, usually unflappable, were in a tizzy.

“This is an outrage!” Gertrude the goose honked. “That creature is spitting in our honking zone! How are we supposed to honk in peace with all this… moisture?

“Moisture! But also so… llama-zing!” one of the other geese added.

“Llama-zing! Oh, I can’t bear it!” another honked, collapsing into a dramatic heap.


The Investigation Begins

Determined to get to the bottom of the llama mystery, Sir Whiskerton decided to investigate. He enlisted the help of Ditto and Echo, who followed him everywhere, repeating everything he said.

“Alright, team,” Sir Whiskerton said, flicking his tail. “We need to figure out what this llama is doing here—and why it keeps spitting.”

“Spitting!” Ditto echoed, his eyes wide.

“Spitting!” Echo added, grinning.

As they approached the llama, it let out a low whistle and spat a perfectly aimed glob of… something… at Catnip, who had been lurking nearby.

“Hey!” Catnip hissed, wiping his fur. “Watch where you’re spitting, you overgrown haystack!”

“Haystack!” Ditto echoed, giggling.

“Haystack!” Echo added, laughing.


The Llama’s Influence

Despite its odd behavior, the llama had a strange effect on the farm animals. Its calm demeanor and gentle whistling seemed to soothe even the most high-strung creatures.

  • Bacchus, the free-spirited cat, was inspired to roll in the grass instead of catnip.
  • Lucifer, the dramatic chipmunk, decided to take up meditation instead of plotting.
  • Sylvester, the grumpy barn cat, actually smiled for the first time in years.
  • Rufus stopped barking at the mailman and started wagging his tail instead.

Even Catnip, though he’d never admit it, found himself less interested in causing trouble and more interested in… well, just lounging in the sun.


The Llama’s Departure

After a few days, the llama mysteriously disappeared as quickly as it had arrived. The animals were both saddened and amazed by its brief visit.

“Oh, Sir Whiskerton!” Doris squawked. “The llama is gone! It’s… it’s tragic!

“Tragic! But also so… llama-mazing!” Harriet clucked.

“Llama-mazing! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting one last time.


A Happy Ending

Though the llama was gone, its presence had a lasting impact on the farm. The animals were calmer, kinder, and more appreciative of each other. Even Catnip and his associates seemed less inclined to cause trouble.

“You know,” Sir Whiskerton said, lounging on his sunbeam. “That llama might have been strange, but it brought out the best in all of us.”

“Best in all of us!” Ditto echoed, his eyes shining.

“Best in all of us!” Echo added, grinning.


The Moral of the Story

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, the most unexpected visitors can have the biggest impact. And while it’s easy to be baffled by the unfamiliar, it’s important to embrace the lessons it brings—even if it involves a little spit.

As for Sir Whiskerton? He returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day—and that the farm was better for having met the mysterious llama.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.


I hope this llama-filled adventure brought a smile to your face!

I am Chinese and I have viewed a very thoughtful answer from Zhihu (China version of Quora), Which as following:

I am deeply saddened.

Tens of thousands of kilometers away, there are hundreds of millions of people who are being led by their government to harbor hostility towards us. They are, in fact, a group of simple and kind-hearted ordinary folks. They are not the promiscuous, cynical, arrogant, lazy, and greedy caricatures portrayed in Hollywood trash films, nor are they human-like creatures who can’t speak without cursing or mentioning sex. Instead, they are hardworking, positive, kind-hearted, reasonable, and diligent people who work and live earnestly, just like all the laboring people around the world. Their emotions and spirits are almost identical to ours, and they share more commonalities with us than we do with the petty bourgeoisie or those in power.

I used to mock them as “Black Lives Matter,” “rednecks,” “military brats,” “potheads,” “looters,” “obese people who don’t eat vegetables,” and “white people’s food.” But now I realize that Black lives have never been valued, rednecks can’t afford exorbitant tuition fees, military brats have to pay rent to the army, potheads are bankrupt and on the verge of death, looting is a desperate act of those who might starve tomorrow, not eating vegetables is because farming is illegal and only cheap industrial junk is available, and “white people’s food” is because lunch breaks are only 15 minutes long. Suddenly, those who seemed ugly and ridiculous in your eyes have struggles that you can quickly understand and sympathize with. The media’s narrative had dehumanized them into monsters.

Just a moment ago, you were convinced that a war between China and the U.S. was inevitable, and that hundreds of millions of Americans would eventually become your mortal enemies. But now, as a false mirror shatters, you realize how much they are like you. It’s as if the dark, monstrous crowd you once saw in the world has come into focus, and you see them as your potential brothers and sisters. This is an immense surprise.

But then you discover that they are living in terrible conditions, far worse than those you knew about in your own country. The injustices and sorrows that once angered and saddened you at home are even more brutal and insane in their world. You’ve just found a large group of people who could have been your friends, only to learn that they are living in a hellish reality. You watch them suffer, and on your own country’s platforms, you weep and cry out against the suffocating injustices they face. You are shocked to realize that the country once glorified by media and movies as a paradise is actually a cauldron of oil, frying every brother and sister you’ve just come to know.

And in the future, these brothers and sisters in the cauldron might be driven by heartless demons to the battlefield, to fight against you. This happened over 70 years ago. At this moment, you not only deeply understand the words on Tiananmen but also why, when he first looked at a world map, he envisioned liberating all of humanity. Yet, you also feel a profound sense of helplessness and powerlessness. They could have been your friends, living thousands of miles away, strangers you’ve never met. Perhaps, under different circumstances, they might have shared drinks and laughter with you in real life, after interacting with you online.

But now, all you can do is watch them continue to suffer, even realizing that one day they might have to kill you, or you them, while the demons who feast on their flesh remain free and unpunished.

This is heartbreaking.

Author: Whatever

Link: https://www.zhihu.com/question/9815360312/answer/81908433303

Nina H

“Stop breathing on me,” Kerry said through gritted teeth.

“Technically, I’m not breathing. I’m filtering. But I suppose it means the same thing here,” Broggo said in reply.

“Ok, then stop FILTERING on me!” Kerry snapped and got up from the couch in a huff.

“I sense displeasure. And I believe it has been caused by me. Am I correct?” Broggo queried.

“Yes, it most definitely has been caused by you! Ugh! How YOU were matched with ME is…is…well it’s unexplainable!” Kerry yelled from across the room of her tiny apartment.

“Of course it’s explainable. You see, my kind were all entered into the Pinder database detailing our traits. All of your kind were also entered into the database, and through a series of precise calculations and analysis of data we were matched with each other. It is the most sensible way to account for the influx of population of my kind from Sliggo to Earth. We need shelter, and your kind can help us transition to life here. It’s quite genius.” Broggo explained.

“I KNOW the rationale behind it, you slimy, four-eyed, tentacled creature. I just don’t agree with it!” Kerry lamented.

“Article 8, Section 12 of the Planetary Habitation Agreement signed by your President indicates that failure to comply with Pinder placements will result in fines, imprisonment, and loss of citizenship,” Broggo reminded Kerry.

“That seems better right now than this living arrangement!” Kerry said, grabbing her car keys and heading for the door.

“I’m going to class. Do not touch anything. Or break anything. Or explore. I’ll be home in two hours and will make dinner. Do NOT go near the stove again when I’m gone! I still can’t get the left burners to work and I need another fire extinguisher after your last attempt!” Kerry said and stormed out the door.

“I believe we are making progress in our interspecies relationship,” Broggo said, turning his blue mouth upwards into a smile.

Kerry slammed her car door, and turned the key in the ignition. It has been over two months since the sky turned an unnatural shade of green, and spacecrafts made of unearthly metals emanating purple lights descended upon Earth. The majority landed all across the United States, with a handful in Europe and Asia. It was uncertain whether more would be coming, but something had to be done. In an unprecedented meeting of world leaders, it was decided that the best way to handle the situation was to welcome the alien creatures, assigning Earthmates to each one. A system was developed and quickly put into place, systematically matching Sliggon and human. Once assigned their Earthmate, they would be able to acclimate to life on this planet in peace. This planet did not need any more help destroying itself, and just maybe the Sliggons could help in an intergalactic partnership.

But some partnerships were a bit strained at the moment. Despite the scientific basis of Pinder, maybe not all matches were, well, well-matched.

Kerry sat in class taking notes on the profound works of various physicists. She couldn’t concentrate, and nothing she wrote made sense upon review. She sighed, set down her chewed up yellow number 2, and rested her head in her hands. She had a headache thinking of what Broggo was likely ruining back at home.

 

Back at home, Broggo was ruining Kerry’s favorite dresses as he attempted to color code them in her closet. He did not agree with the current haphazard arrangement, which unsettled his thought patterns. As he pulled each dress down, he tore several and slimed up the others. Tide Stain Remover was no match for whatever chemical composition coated Broggo’s exterior.

In an unsuccessful attempt to rehang the clothes, he accidentally tore down the bar in the closet they hung on. He stared with all four of his eyes at the wooden bar his tentacled arms were wrapped around.

“Well. This is not going as I had planned,” Broggo said to the spider plant hanging in the window. He always waited for a reply. He never got one.

 

Kerry closed her notebook, gathered her things, and steeled herself against the thought of heading home to Broggo.

She thought about his attempt to cook her dinner. He took a cup of strawberry yogurt from the fridge, put it in a pot on the stove, and added Cheerios, three Oreos, and several scoops of corn starch. The plastic yogurt cup melted, everything caught on fire, and her kitchen hasn’t smelled the same since. But he wanted to make her happy. That’s more than most people in her life these days. Maybe she wasn’t giving him a chance. She wasn’t the easiest to live with either. She was messy, unorganized, and a free spirit when it came to chore completion. She had a motto of “why do today what can be done tomorrow?”

Kerry suddenly swiped right into the drive-thru of Dunkin Donuts. She ordered half a dozen assorted donuts, a chocolate frozen coffee, and a vanilla latte. Even Sliggons would appreciate that, right?

She drove home sipping her latte, ready to present her peace offering. She had lost her temper for no reason, and it wasn’t the first time. Maybe being Earthmates wouldn’t be so bad after all if she gave Broggo a chance. And nobody (no creature?) could be worse than her last human one. She still hadn’t forgiven her for stealing her boyfriend right under her nose, then parading him around the apartment. After living in an awkward, uncomfortable sea of tension for two weeks, they both found a new place together.  What was she even thinking? Humans can be awful creatures.

Kerry laughed and thought “Hmph, good riddance to both of them! Broggo may very well burn the place down, but he’s never going to backstab.”

And with that, Kerry unlocked the door and went back to her (their) apartment.  She watched with a smile as a thankful Broggo inserted three Boston Cremes into his stomach opening.

Maybe Pinder got it right after all.

The US is one of perhaps 3 or 4 countries where autarky would work. There’s nothing essential that couldn’t be produced outside of its borders. Certainly if Mexico and Canada were in a sort of Greater USA then it would likely still prosper as it does today.

There’s some that see Americas Manifest Destiny as expanding across N and S America- which would at least solve the immigration crisis- assimilation largely worked for Rome. Until it didn’t.

Now whether Autarky is a good idea to do is another question. The US is never going to compete on price with China/ Vietnam etc on a metric shit tonne of stuff. Some mining and industrial processes are toxic- would bringing these processes, currently carried out abroad, to the US be a good idea- from both an overall environmental take and from the poor buggers that live and work near or at such places.

A considerable portion of the world is fed by the US too. Food prices would rocket. Some would starve.

Not long ago I looked up instances of piracy- there’s more than you’d imagine. Without the US navy/ military presence piracy would rocket and much of world trade would be affected.

Until Pax Britania a considerable amount of trade was taken by pirates- both state sponsored privateers and the Blackbeard variety. The US took on this job post WW2.

Any new Monroe Doctrine would not make the world safer. It is perhaps debatable if it would make America overall safer- probably not. Rogue states aren’t a new or rare phenomenon and powerful empires have often kept these bad actors in check.

There’s a sort of childish jealousy that sometimes also appears here- the nasty child smashing another’s toys because he doesn’t have a toy mentality. And a vague hand wave about what comes after the American Empire. An Empire which admitted often doesn’t behave well.

Well what comes after is at least decades of chaos and quite possibly centuries of turmoil as one actor or another vies for supremacy.

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