Leadership is about more than just good intentions—it’s about understanding the needs of others and working together to achieve a common goal

Some is great. Some sucks.

Great?

  1. I’m way smarter than I used to be.
  2. I have way more money. Learn to compound.
  3. I know what not to do.
  4. I don’t worry about silly things.
  5. Most of my major decisions are behind me. Which school, career, spouse, etc.

My biggest decision anymore is whether to have a roast beef sub or ham.

Sucks?

  1. Harder to stay in shape.
  2. My night vision sucks.
  3. Half my friends, my parents, all my aunts and uncles have died.
  4. I can’t tolerate really cold or hot.
  5. The only way I can sleep with women in their 20s or 30s is to buy it. I don’t like that or breaking the law. So I can’t do it.
  6. Six beers damn near kill me. Plus the bathroom all night.
  7. Forget about pot.
  8. I’ve gone through at least twenty pets. They just don’t live that long. My back yard is a grave yard of dogs and cats.

Overall?

  • I’m glad I was wild as hell when I was young. HIV wasn’t around yet. Everyone was promiscuous.
  • The laws were way easier. Just fines for all my drunken BS.
  • Now I’m rich and very comfortable.
  • I would rather be young with all the stress and angst and confusion and drama.
  • Being old is ok. If someone kills me the jokes on him
  • I’m outta here soon anyway. Hell do thirty years when if he just waited I would’ve kicked on my own.
  • It’s a fine line between calm and boring. I’m off to the gym now so my doctor doesn’t yell at me again.

Have a good day.

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Goose-tastrophe

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another feather-ruffling adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves the geese, who decide they’re tired of honking from the sidelines and want to take over running the farm. What follows is a story filled with laughs, honks, and a moral that will leave you grinning like a chicken who just outsmarted a fox. So grab your sense of humor and let’s waddle into The Case of the Goose-tastrophe.


The Geese’s Grand Plan

It all began on a quiet morning when Sir Whiskerton was enjoying his usual sunbeam on the barn roof. The peace was shattered by the sound of Gertrude the goose honking at the top of her lungs.

“Attention, farm animals!” Gertrude honked, standing on a hay bale like a tiny, feathery dictator. “We geese have decided that it’s time for a change. From now on, we will be in charge!”

“In charge! But also so… goose-spicious!” Harriet the hen clucked.

“Goose-spicious! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting dramatically into a pile of hay.

Sir Whiskerton sighed, flicking his tail. “This is going to be a long day.”


The Geese Take Over

The geese wasted no time implementing their new regime. Their first order of business? Redistributing the feed.

“From now on,” Gertrude honked, “the feed will be divided equally among all animals. No more favoritism!”

“Favoritism! But also so… goose-quitable!” one of the other geese added.

“Goose-quitable! Oh, I can’t bear it!” another honked, collapsing into a dramatic heap.

The geese began dividing the feed into equal portions, but their math skills left something to be desired. The cows ended up with a handful of grain, the chickens got a mountain of corn, and the pigs got… a single carrot.

“This is ridiculous,” Porkchop the pig said, munching on the carrot. “I’m supposed to live on this?”

“Live on this!” Ditto the kitten echoed, giggling.

“Live on this!” Echo added, laughing.


The Watering Hole Debacle

Next, the geese decided to “improve” the watering hole. They enlisted the help of Barry the beaver to build a dam, but things quickly went awry.

“We need more water for everyone!” Gertrude honked. “Barry, build us a dam!”

Barry, ever the eager engineer, got to work. But instead of creating a calm, serene watering hole, he accidentally flooded the chicken coop.

“Oh no!” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings. “My eggs are floating away!”

“Floating away! But also so… goose-astrous!” Harriet clucked.

“Goose-astrous! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting again for good measure.


The Great Egg Heist

Determined to prove their leadership skills, the geese decided to organize an egg-collecting competition. The goal? To see who could gather the most eggs in one hour.

“This will boost morale and productivity!” Gertrude honked.

“Productivity! But also so… goose-cessive!” one of the geese added.

“Goose-cessive! Oh, I can’t bear it!” another honked, collapsing into a dramatic heap.

The competition started off well, but things quickly descended into chaos. The hens were so busy competing that they forgot to lay eggs, the cows accidentally stepped on a few, and the pigs ate most of the ones that were collected.

“This is a disaster,” Sir Whiskerton said, pinching the bridge of his nose. “The geese are running this farm into the ground.”


Sir Whiskerton Steps In

Realizing the farm was on the brink of collapse, Sir Whiskerton decided to take action. He called a meeting with the geese, the hens, and a few other key animals.

“Alright, everyone,” Sir Whiskerton said, addressing the group. “The geese’s leadership experiment has been… interesting. But it’s time to restore order.”

“Order! But also so… goose-necessary!” Harriet clucked.

“Goose-necessary! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting one last time.

Sir Whiskerton turned to Gertrude. “Gertrude, your heart was in the right place, but running a farm is harder than it looks. It takes teamwork, not honking.”

Gertrude sighed, her feathers drooping. “I suppose you’re right. We just wanted to make things better.”

“Better! But also so… goose-humbling!” one of the other geese added.

“Goose-humbling! Oh, I can’t bear it!” another honked, collapsing into a dramatic heap.


A Happy Ending

With order restored, the farm returned to its usual peaceful rhythm. The geese went back to honking by the pond, the hens resumed laying eggs, and the pigs went back to… well, being pigs.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Leadership is about more than just good intentions—it’s about understanding the needs of others and working together to achieve a common goal. And while it’s fun to dream of taking charge, it’s equally important to recognize when it’s time to step back.

As for Sir Whiskerton? He returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day—and spared the farm from further goose-related chaos.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.


I hope this goose-tastic adventure brought a smile to your face!

Legally, China approved UNCLOS and joined itself ON THE CONDITION that UNCLOS does not interfere with Chinese sovereignty. It’s an agreement signed between China and UNCLOS. So legally UNCLOS cannot rule against China’s claim in the South China Sea.

Politically, the United Nations was established by the US, USSR, China, Britain and France as their post WWII international relations instrument. It’s become so successful today that people forget ultimately the authority of the UN comes from these countries with veto power and the diplomatic, economic and military power to enforce the decisions of the UN. For example, what would NATO be if the US turns against it? What would the UNCLOS be without US and China’s support? The US still hasn’t approved and joined UNCLOS, making it the greatest outlaw of the seas. Since the world’s No.1 navy is already against it/unsupportive of it, UNCLOS absolutely cannot afford to lose China, with the second biggest navy. Otherwise UNCLOS would be completely toothless and other countries would see no reason of staying in it and UNCLOS may cease to exist.

Hey it’s Rob Lowe! The guy from St.Elmo’s Fire and the West Wing. He was even roasted on Comedy Central’s “Roast of Rob Lowe” just last year. He’s famous!

Anyway, we both live in Santa Barbara, California, where there are plenty of famous people. I don’t know him personally, but sometimes I see him paddle boarding at the beach. I leave him alone, like most people. He’s very low key and if you weren’t paying attention, you might miss him.

So there’s this story about three or four years ago, where this little sail boat comes in to dock at the harbor. It’s an old weather-beaten boat, but it has a lot of character to it. The white paint looks crisp, the sails are well maintained, and the three old men in it are completely full of life.

These men are all pushing 70. They are old fishermen in tattered coveralls, totally sunburned and drunk after a long leisurely day at sea. As they are tying off the boat and unloading their gear, Rob Lowe happens to walk past. He can’t help but admire the boat, complimenting how well preserved it looks and asking if they caught anything.

The men are all in good spirits and appreciate his interest. A few minutes go by before one of the old men asks Rob, “What’d you do? You don’t strike me as a fisherman.”

“Well, I’m not really much of fisherman, I’m actually an actor.”

“Oh, wow.” The old man says. “What do you do, commercials?”

“No, I’m in movies and television.”

“Have you been in anything we might know?” Another old man asks.

“Do you know ‘The West Wing’ ?” Rob asks.

“No, sorry.” They say, genuinely confused.

“The Outsiders? St.Elmo’s Fire? Californication?”

“Hmm, we haven’t heard of any of these.” The first old man says. “Are these big films?”

“Well yeah, I mean they’re major motion pictures.”

“I’m sure they are,” One of the old men says laughing.

“Everybody comes to California wanting to be famous,” the other old man says.

“Well yeah but I mean, the West Wing ran for 5–6 years, I’ve been in some pretty big-” Rob is starting to get a little flustered, but he knows it’s ridiculous. “I’m just saying I’m a fairly well established-”

“You know what,” the third old man says cutting him off. “I can already tell, you’re gonna make it. You’ve got the fight in you. You’re gonna be famous one day. Don’t listen to these guys.”

He then pats Rob on the shoulder and walks away.

The story of Samantha Josephson.

In March of 2019, New Jersey native Samantha was 21, about to graduate from the University of South Carolina, and then go on to law school at Drexel University, where she had a full scholarship.

On the evening of March 29th, she went out for drinks in downtown Columbia with some friends, but grew tired, and told them she was going to take an Uber back to campus.

But Samantha never made it home. Instead, her body was found by turkey hunters in a rural area 65 miles from Columbia the next day. She’d been stabbed 120 times.

Surveillance footage from local businesses showed Samantha getting into her Uber — a black Chevy Impala.

Except it wasn’t her Uber — that was Samantha’s mistake. The car was owned by 24-year-old Nathaniel Rowland, who had reportedly been driving around the neighborhood hoping someone would mistake it for an Uber. The car had childproof locks engaged, so once Samantha got in, she was trapped, and the terror she must have felt when Rowland began driving in the opposite direction from campus must have been nightmarish.

We don’t know exactly why Rowland — who had no history of violent crime — killed Samantha. He didn’t know her, had never even met her. The day after the murder, he was posting casually on Facebook as if it was business as usual, even as he still had her phone and blood in his car, and her DNA under his fingernails. It’s believed that he just wanted to kill someone, and Samantha was the person unlucky enough to get into his car. The judge called it a “crime of opportunity”.

Rowland, who was said to be remorseless and emotionless during his trial, was found guilty of first degree murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. It’s terrifying that such people exist (and also why I refuse to use services like Uber or Lyft) — this wasn’t revenge, or jealousy, or greed, it was just murder for the sake of murder.

Samantha Josephson made one simple mistake, and she paid for it with her life.

There was a guy I met in community college that I hung out with. In fact he was one of my best men at my wedding. We used to talk everyday until soon it got to tiring and I couldn’t do it. But we would still talk.

He knew I had money but that never was an issue. One time, we met for breakfast and he was jabbing me the whole time about how he has to pay for college but I don’t because I have money. Or it will take him a long time to save up for retirement but not me. Since I’ve heard this before from other people, I’m used to just laughing it off and rolling with the punches. However, he just wouldn’t stop.

After breakfast, we were talking in the parking lot about non important things and we said goodbye.

Later on, I ran into him. Of course, we had a good conversation. Again, the money issue was brought up again. I later texted him to see if he wanted to get together and he was busy for the next two weeks, but would get ahold of me. A month later, I reached out again. Same thing: busy next two weeks, he will reach out.

It was then that I figured our friendship probably went a different direction. We are both the same age. I’m married, I have a family. He is still single, never has married.

Take Me To Your Leader

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Set your story after aliens have officially arrived on Earth. view prompt

Chris Campbell

“Greetings! We come in peace. Take me to your leader.”James “Dinky” Murray stood motionless with his jaw dropped and mouth agape at the eight feet tall man towering over him on his front porch. Being seven years old and two-fifths the size of the stranger, caused him to strain his neck trying to look up at the man’s face, and the more he strained, the more his face distorted and stretched into a look of unintelligence.“Mom!” Dinky shouted – without breaking eye contact. “It’s for you!”“Who is it, dear?” Dinky’s mother shouted from the kitchen where she was preparing dinner.“He’s some big Mo-Fo selling world peace or something.”“James Alabaster Murray, where did you learn that word?”“From Dad.”“I’ve never heard your father speak like that?”“Yeahhh! He does that when watching the Internet.”“Greetings!” Repeated the stranger at the front door.“Hi,” Dinky replied nonchalantly. “What do you want?”“We come in peace.”“Mom, I think he’s one of those Jehova Witness assholes, dad’s always tellin’ to get lost.”“Young man. There’ll be no more of that kind of language in this house,” Dinky’s mother scolded. “I don’t care what your daddy calls them. You are not to use profanity.”

“Greetings, Earthling,” the stranger repeated. “Take me to your leader.”

“She’s in the kitchen,” Dinky explained. “Making me my dinner.”

Stooping low to avoid hitting his egg-shaped head on the mantle of the doorway, the stranger gently brushed past the small human, but was quickly halted with a tug on his long cobalt-coloured cape that loosely dragged behind him.

“My mom says I shouldn’t talk to strangers.”

“What is your name, Earthling?”

Dinky. On account of my size.”

“Well, Dinky on account of my size. I am Five Magger Orit. A name earned on the number of maggers I own. Now that we’ve been introduced, you may talk to me. From what I have studied in the great hall of cosmic wisdom on the customs of your people, upon introduction, strangers become friends. So, I am no longer a stranger to you.”

“What’s a magger?” Dinky innocently asked.

“It is what you would call, a starship.”

“Like, in space?”

“Where else, Dinky human?”

“How many have you got?”

Five. But I already explained that to you, small brainchild.”

“You talk funny.”

“That is because I do not come from here.”

Attempting to continue his advance into the house, the stranger was once again halted by another tug on his cape.

“Where do you come from, then?” Dinky wanted to know.

“Five parseps and three wormholes from here.”

“Is that far?”

“It is – when the solar wind is against you.”

The interstellar and intellectually distanced conversation was abruptly halted by the crash of a glass bowl smashing on the dining room floor. Dinky’s mother, Alice, had come to investigate the unfamiliar voice in her house. Seeing a giant man with an odd-shaped head wearing a gold jumpsuit and a richly deep blue coloured cape flowing from high on his neck to his feet and one shoe size further, shocked her senses beyond reasonable acceptance. However, the smashing sound of the glass contacting hard floor, snapped Alice out of her momentary trance.

“Who… who who are you, mister?” Alice demanded to know.

“This is Ori, Mom.”

Dinky devilishly laughed as he finished his jovial introduction.

“He says he’s from where they eat parsnips and worms.”

“No, that is not what I said, small Earthling,” the stranger tried to correct the boy.

“Can he stay for dinner?”

Turning his attention to Alice, the stranger greeted her, repeating his earlier introduction.

“Greetings! We come in peace. The young sapling here, says you are his leader.”

Thinking the wide-eyed woman’s similar expression to her son’s earlier agape mouth was an Earth greeting custom, prompted the stranger to mimic her look of surprise, revealing a disturbing view of a third eye in the middle of his throat. Panicking, Alice swiftly clutched at Dinky, pulling him into the protection of her arms.

“You better be gittin’ mister. My husband is due home any second now, and he don’t like canvassers, salesmen, or bible thumpers knockin’ at our door.”

“Husband?” Asked the stranger.

“Yes, the man of the house. The bread winner.”

“You are not the leader?” The stranger confusedly asked, lowering his chin to conceal the extra eye.

“Dad’s the leader,” Dinky volunteered. “He bakes bread and brings it home to eat.”

“Then, take me to your leader, Earth midget.”

“Alice?”

“Ray!” Shrieked Alice at the sight of Dinky’s dad appearing at the front door.

“Dad! Come meet Ori. He wants to talk to you.”

Placing a basket of baked goods onto the couch, Ray cautiously entered his own home.

“Listen, Mister. If you’re selling something, we’re not interested.”

“Greetings, Leader,” the stranger reiterated. “We come in peace. There are many things to be discussed,” he tried to explain.

“Can Ori stay for dinner, Dad? He’s been eating worms and parsnips and sounds hungry. Maybe, you could give him some of your cakes from your shop?”

“That true, Mister? You homeless?”

“That is a term I do not comprehend. I have a home. All my people have a home. I am but a simple traveller passing on a message from the stars, who has been tasked to bring you great news. We would like to share our technology with you that will end all hunger, poverty, and war.”

“Oh, I get it,” Ray realised. “You’re from that new church in town. The one with the science name. Oh, what is it?”

“Scientology, sweetheart.”

“That’s it. The Church of Scientology. Well, I can categorically tell you, Mister?”

“Ori, Dad.”

“Mister Ori. We don’t have the kind of money your people require to join your little space club.”

“We desire no recompense. I come bearing gifts.”

“Yeah, heard that one before, ain’t we, Alice.”

“Uh huh,” Alice concurred. “Like that time Waylon Huckstable down at the bank, offered us an interest-free loan that needed to be paid back before we could afford to. Then, the bank added twenty percent interest compounded daily. It was about all we could do to pay it off before it ruined us.”

“Don’t no-one get somethin’ for nuthin’ in this life,” Ray added. “There’s always a price to pay. We may live in the backwoods of Tennessee, Mister, but we’ve got the Internet now, and we read a lot of its free knowledge on that there Wikipedia web site. So, we ain’t no fools.”

“Cept, it ain’t free, is it, Hun. We still have to pay for access to it.”

“Fair point,” Ray agreed.

“Yeah,” Dinky interjected. “My daddy has to pay for some of the things he likes to read on the Innernet. Specially, that one called Hooters, Hooters, and More.”

“Dinky, that’s not what I’m talking about, and you shouldn’t be spying on people.”

“Ray?” Alice’s one-word chastisement made its point.”

“He didn’t see anything bad.”

“You know I don’t tolerate cussing and immoral behaviour in this house.”

“Come on, Alice! You ain’t with the Baptists no more. Free your mind.”

“Earth Woman, you would be wise to listen to your leader,” the stranger advised.

“Listen, Mister. He ain’t my leader. He’s just my Hornery husband and nuthin’ else.”

“But I was led to believe that…”

“Who said he was my leader?” Alice defiantly asked.

Without replying, the stranger turned to look at Dinky, then stretched a very long index finger in his direction.

“Shucks, Mister Ori,” Ray half-apologised. “He’s only seven years old. That’s a very impressionable age, and Dinky here is like a sponge soaking up information without processing it. Everything just gets thrown into whatever bucket he wants to fill. He then interprets it with the minimum of experience and with hardly any knowledge to make any real sense out of it.”

“If that is what you Earth people call an analogy,” the stranger derided. “It fell several parsecs short of the planet Logic.”

Trying to decipher the stranger’s criticism that bore an alien style of facetiousness, Ray felt a pang of impertinence course through him.

“Where you from, Mister?”

“Now that I have discovered you are not whom I seek,” the stranger’s dismissive reply rang out. “I am bound by intergalactic code to offer no further information until you take me to your leader.”

“I work for myself,” Ray adamantly pointed out. “I am my own boss. I lead myself and I am led by myself.”

“It is contradictory terminology to be your own leader,” the stranger emphasised. “The Proletariat must have guidance. It is a universal understanding.”

Ray paused a moment, searching his head for the unfamiliar word just mentioned. With raised eyebrows asking Alice for a little help, Ray was enthusiastically enlightened.

“He means, the working class, Ray,” Alice nudged. “I think he’s a Socialist.”

“What religion is that?” Ray ignorantly asked.

“It ain’t no religion, Ray. It’s a movement. A kind of downtrodden and repressed social class of people who have lost faith in their leadership, and struggle to find a way out of their oppressed predicament.”

“Your female cook displays wisdom beyond her menial position in your small kingdom,” the stranger opined.

“Yeah,” Ray proudly agreed. “She’s a college girl with two years of sociology under her belt. Had to drop out early due to getting in the family way. Heck, it was either baby or education, weren’t it, Alice.”

“Uh huh. This cook got brains, Mister,” she defiantly stated, prompting Ray to bring the explanation to a close.

“We just couldn’t afford both.”

“Poverty does not exist amongst my people,” the stranger boasted.

“Yeah?” Ray belligerently snapped back. “Then, you must be from another planet, coz it’s a way of life among our people, bub!”

“But that is why I am here,” the stranger insisted. “I bring the knowledge to end misery and suffering and…”

“…and you’re beginning to sound like one of them-there preacher men. Did you not see the sign on the door?”

The stranger turned to Dinky for a sign of affirmation – that came in the mimicking gesture of Dinky pointing an index finger at the front door.

Curious as to Ray’s double-negative question, the stranger glided over to the door like a skater on ice, smooth and without modulation, to read the small notice pinned above the door knocker.

“I see a written scroll in a script unlike any other I have witnessed since the advent of hieroglyphics,” the stranger pointed out. “What is this language?”

“It’s American, Ori,” Dinky’s clarification shouted out.

“It looks like sanskrit scribble,” the stranger critiqued.

“I’ve always said, my Ray has got doctors writing,” Alice explained.

“I spend so much time sending emails and texts,” Ray clarified. “That my fingers have forgotten how to write cursively,” he sheepishly explained – embarrassed by his identified shortcoming.

“Translate, please.”

Joining the stranger at the door, Ray read the note.

“It says, No salesmen, No canvassers, and strictly No religion on threat of insult.”

“I am none of those. I am a messenger. An apostle of redemptive technology. I bring forth great news.”

“You keep sayin that, Mister. But you ain’t volunteering anything more than promises.”

“It is only for your leaders to hold the knowledge of power.”

“But knowledge in the wrong hands can corrupt,” Alice pointed out. “Plus, this is just one country society in a variety of social structures, that make up a nation, that belongs to a group of like-minded nations – that make up a global family of cultures, that we all call home.”

“Yeah, that’s right, Hun. We’re just one big global village of similar ilk,” Ray added. “So, if you need to pass on this groundbreaking knowledge, then it must be shared with all the world’s leaders. Not just one. That’d be dangerous.”

“You have more than one leader?” The stranger obliviously asked.

“Heck, Bub. What rock have you climbed out from under? Every country has a leader.”

“But there must only be one supreme leader,” the stranger argued. “It is what our system needs to work perfectly.”

“Then, it is a flawed system, Mister,” Alice’s evaluation dented the stranger’s enthusiasm.

“Yeah,” added Ray. “And if it’s flawed, no-one will be interested in listening to you. But you know who will? All those trees out there in the woods,” he chuckled – like a dismissive country hick laughing at his own joke. “Now, if you don’t mind, we’ve got things to do, so…”

Attempting to guide the stranger to the front door, the mention of trees that listen, tweaked his interest.

“Trees? But are they not just mere inanimate limbs of the Earth? How do they communicate?”

Like a lightbulb suddenly switching on inside Dinky’s head, a trigger word compelled him to speak out.

“My teacher at school, Mrs. Updike, says trees are living beings and that they listen all the time for pollution to eat. She says without trees, we would choke, because we’d have no air to breathe, and that trees have been here long before us. Mrs. Uptight says….”

James…” Alice’s displeasure at any form of bullying, strictly corrected him.

“Mom, that’s what everyone calls her – including Principal Jones.”

“I find that hard to believe but go on.”

“My teacher… okay?”

“That’s fine.”

“…Says that trees and plants like it when we talk to them. It stim-lates em’ into growth, is what she says.”

“Fascinating,” the stranger pondered. “If trees are the pre-dawn of humankind, then they must hold a wealth of knowledge.”

Gliding out onto the front porch, the stranger bid the family farewell.

“It appears that I have taken up too much of your time already. I came in peace. I now leave in peace. Farewell, Ray and Alice, and small human that is known as Dinky on account of my size.”

Heading into a clump of local trees, the stranger illuminated an area with a bright beam of light hovering above his position.

“Is he comin’ back, Dad?”

“No, I reckon he’ll be busy out there for a while, son. Then, who knows. Peculiar fella. Seems a little lost in life. Poor guy.”

“Right,” exclaimed Alice. “Ray, did you get a pumpkin?”

“On the porch, Alice.”

“Well, you best get to carving it, then, while I get Dinky here into his costume.”

“Yeah? What are you gonna be this year, son?”

“Buzz Lightyear. To infinity and beyond!

Stepping back into their house, Ray shut the door behind them, and had only taken a few steps, when the door knocker announced another visitor. Thinking it was the stranger returning, Dinky rushed to open the door, only to be disappointed by the sight of his school friend, Joey, standing at the door dressed as Batman.

“Trick or treat,” Joey recited. “Better get your costume on, Dinky. Don’t want the candy to be all gone. The old folks’ll be handing out pennies, and you can’t eat pennies.”

For a reflective moment, Dinky looked over to the woods, where a strange light hovered from tree to tree. He could just make out a voice repeating the same sentence to every tree that the light stopped at.

“Greetings,” it repeated. “We come in peace. Take me to your leader.”

Inviting Joey and his parents in, Dinky shut the door and rushed upstairs to put on his costume.

Later that evening – when candy collecting had turned into whimpers of sickly stomachs trying to digest the collective gorge of sugared delights, a light emerged from the woods illuminating the stranger gliding below it. As soon as he cleared the trees, he lifted his right arm and began speaking into it.

“This is Five Magger Orit to Mothership One. Do you read?”

“Report, Orit,” was the reply travelling through the airwaves.

“My initial efforts to find and communicate with any leadership on this planet,” the stranger continued. “Have failed to identify any office of singular leadership. This world is fragmented into insulated primitive conclaves of idealistic governance and is not ready to receive our gift of Utopian bliss. The only valuable information able to be gathered, has been from wooden appendages that bind this planet’s atmosphere and surface together. However, they possess no form of leadership, nor are they willing to bend in their responsibilities to the planet. It is my opinion that we postpone project Earth for one thousand more revolutions of this planet’s trajectory around its nearest star. Perhaps then, they will be ready to listen to what we have on offer.”

“Affirmative, Orit,” announced the voice. “We agree with your assessment and will consider your request. We now need you to proceed to Proxima Centauri b in the Alpha Centauri binary system, where there is a single-led society claiming to be all-knowing and all-forgiving.”

“That sounds like trouble,” the stranger’s concern beamed to the upper atmosphere.

“Affirmative. You need to investigate if that all-knowing claim has not fallen into the wrong hands, because…”

“…Knowledge in the wrong hands can corrupt,” the stranger unthinkingly quoted.

“Precisely, Orit. You are very wise.”

Remembering where he had heard that snippet of logic earlier, the stranger looked toward the quiet house where the small human and his family now lay sleeping. With a tinge of remorse, he pressed a button on his sleeve to activate his extraction from the planet.

Goodbye, Dinky on account of my size.”

He felt an odd but familiar connection to the boy and his family, and for one blink of a parsec, he wondered if a one-thousand revolution wait was a bit over-exaggerated. However, before he could process that thought, a bright beam of light flashed from the sky and transported him off the planet, leaving a sleepy hollow in backwoods Tennessee to carry on evolving, and a small boy – soon to become a small grown man, to dream about Hooters.

“James Alabaster Murray! There’ll be no dreaming of hooters in this household.”

“Okay, Mom…”

“Now, go back to sleep!”

“Affirmative!”

I reckon you are not American.

If you are, there will be no need to ask this question.

Just stop buying Chinese made goods. It may be difficult. China does not make everything. It may cost you more. So what? It is for the good cause to stop trade with China.

If you want to be purist about it, you should also not buy things that contain Chinese intermediate inputs, and even goods made with machines made by China.

This will really be difficult. It requires you to put some effort to do research. Still, as I mentioned earlier, it is for a good cause. And this one can give you mileage. Imagine the great cocktail conversations it could generate and the admiration you will get.

So, go for it.

The above announcement by the State Administration for Market Regulation of China did not disclose further information, but data shows that the Android operating system developed by Google has a clear market monopoly position, and its search and browser businesses also have market monopoly advantages.

Today’s Google is the monopoly gatekeeper of the Internet.

Google is a giant American technology company with a total market value of more than 2.3 trillion US dollars. In recent years, Google has been deeply mired in the “monopoly quagmire” and has been frequently investigated by antitrust enforcement agencies in various countries.

According to incomplete statistics, major jurisdictions such as the United States, Europe, Japan, and South Korea have launched more than 28 antitrust investigations against Google, and more than 40 private civil lawsuits have been filed. The relevant cases involve almost all of Google’s major businesses such as mobile operating systems, app stores, search engines, and advertising technology.

The indictment of the US Department of Justice stated: Twenty years ago, Google became the darling of Silicon Valley, and vibrant start-ups were keen on innovation in the emerging Internet search field.

Such Google has long disappeared.

At present, the global mobile operating system is basically divided into two parts: Google’s Android system and Apple’s iOS system. Among them, iOS system is a closed-source operating system, which is only used by Apple;

Android system is an open-source operating system. Google adopts a free licensing model to license mobile phone and other mobile device manufacturers.

Since 2012, Google’s Android operating system has been the world’s largest mobile operating system, occupying an absolute advantage.

About 70% of the world’s smartphones are manufactured by Chinese mobile phone manufacturers, but most of them rely on Google’s Android operating system.

Google’s Android operating system has always been criticized by the industry as “fake open source, real monopoly”.

Google uses the market dominance of the Android mobile operating system to impose many restrictions and constraints on Chinese mobile phone manufacturers in terms of technology and business, especially by signing a series of agreements with software and hardware manufacturers, overseas communication operators, etc., setting anti-secession obligations, strictly restricting the development of Android branch operating systems, requiring the pre-installation of a full set of Google applications, etc.

These restrictions, together with products and services such as the app store and search engine developed by Google, have built a powerful business ecosystem in the mobile Internet era.

They have not only strengthened Google’s monopoly in the mobile operating system market, but also excluded and restricted competition in related markets such as mobile operating systems, hindering the industry’s innovative development.