Ambition is wonderful, but it’s important to plan carefully and know your limits

My poor old mother could have a conversation in English — it not being her mother tongue was very obvious sometimes.

We used to go to Housie/Bingo together.

This particular day, there was a group of women sitting at our table who’d chat away between each game.

This particular time, a game was called back after it was found to be a mistake.

Everyone raced to get their old tickets back to resume, when one of the other women noticed and asked my mother what was going on.

Mum replied ‘Salami’.

The woman just looked at mum, saying nothing — I think my hysterical laughing made her think we were both crazy.

As it turns out — everytime someone called a win incorrectly, they’d quickly call out ‘False Alarm’ to have the game resume.

Each time, mum thought the person was calling out ‘Salami’, and getting a salami as a prize …

Not to mention when mum talked about the peanut butter that was going to fix her car.

She meant panel beater…

Or — how about when mum asked my (new) husband to look at her crack.

I was laughing so hard, husband (lightly) punched me in the arm telling me I had a dirty mind.

Poor mum began to blush realising she had definitely said the wrong thing.

I explained to her how the word ‘crack’ could be taken and her blush got deeper.

Give her her dues, she always asked for the correct word when she screwed up.

I told her she should have said ‘Look at my cracked HEELS’ …

Yes, I screwed up with words in the mother tongue, that mum laughed at a lot as well…

Very likely; it’s basically the size of a continent. All resources to build a functioning society are present somewhere inside its borders, to some extent.

The standard of living would have to be massively reduced, of course. USA is a major importer of petroleum products, for instance. Few people would be able to afford driving their own cars. Anything containing microchips would easily double or triple in price, although some items could be reverted to older designs, like cars and washing machines.

Essentially, think 1975, only with spotty coverage of tech from about 2000, and quite plausibly even smartphones. At three times the current price.

And mind you, in 1975, lots of people thought life was pretty OK. So it’s not like we’re talking complete misery here.

But one thought for you. The USSR. It crumbled not because they were poor, exactly. But it was a source of huge discontentment in the East that they were perpetually 20 years behind the West in standards of living. And that was a major factor when the Wall came down.

And already today, USA is 20 years behind Europe in many ways… and you’re talking about creating a 50-year gap.

I can’t see that ending well.

Sir Whiskerton and the Misadventures of Big Red

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another barnyard escapade in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves Big Red, the farm’s most curious (and clumsy) rooster, along with his partners-in-crime: Sylvester the sly cat, Pork Chop the perpetually hungry pig, and Rufus the overly enthusiastic dog. What follows is a story filled with laughs, chaos, and a moral that will leave you grinning like a chicken who just outsmarted a fox. So grab your sense of humor and let’s strut into The Misadventures of Big Red.


Big Red’s Bright Idea

It all began on a sunny morning when Sir Whiskerton was enjoying his usual spot on the barn roof, sipping Earl Grey tea with a dash of cream. The peace was shattered by the sound of Big Red crowing at the top of his lungs.

“Attention, farm animals!” Big Red announced, standing on a hay bale like a feathery general. “I, Big Red, have devised a plan to make our farm the most famous in the land!”

“Famous! But also so… rooster-iculous!” Harriet the hen clucked.

“Rooster-iculous! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Gertrude the goose honked, collapsing into a dramatic heap.

Sir Whiskerton sighed, flicking his tail. “This is going to be a long day.”


The Plan Unfolds

Big Red’s plan was simple: he, Sylvester, Pork Chop, and Rufus would create a “Farm Spectacular” to attract visitors from far and wide. The show would include Sylvester’s “amazing” juggling act, Pork Chop’s “talent” for eating corn, and Rufus’s “world-famous” high jumps.

“And I,” Big Red declared, puffing out his chest, “will be the master of ceremonies! The star of the show! The rooster of the hour!”

“What could possibly go wrong?” Sylvester muttered, already regretting his involvement.


The Spectacular Disaster

The Farm Spectacular began with Sylvester’s juggling act. Unfortunately, Sylvester had chosen to juggle eggs—fresh eggs from Harriet’s nest.

“Behold!” Sylvester announced, tossing the eggs into the air. “The art of juggling!”

The eggs, however, had other plans. One by one, they splattered onto the ground—and onto Pork Chop, who was waiting for his turn.

“Hey!” Pork Chop oinked, licking egg off his snout. “I didn’t sign up for an egg bath!”

Next up was Pork Chop’s corn-eating contest. He devoured the corn with gusto, but in his enthusiasm, he accidentally knocked over the water trough, flooding the stage.

“Oops,” Pork Chop said, looking sheepish.

Finally, it was Rufus’s turn. He bounded onto the stage, ready to show off his high jumps. But in his excitement, he misjudged the distance and launched himself straight into the hayloft, sending a cascade of hay tumbling onto the audience.

“Whee!” Rufus barked, wagging his tail. “Did you see that? I flew!”


Sir Whiskerton to the Rescue

Realizing the situation was spiraling out of control, Sir Whiskerton sprang into action. He gathered the animals and addressed the crowd.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” Sir Whiskerton said, his voice calm but firm, “thank you for your patience. It seems our performers have… over-egged the pudding, so to speak. But fear not! The show will go on!”

With Sir Whiskerton’s guidance, the Farm Spectacular was salvaged. Sylvester performed a much safer act (juggling apples), Pork Chop demonstrated his “talent” for napping (which he was very good at), and Rufus showed off his impressive ability to fetch sticks without causing chaos.

As for Big Red? He took on the role of narrator, regaling the audience with tales of farm life—most of which were wildly exaggerated.


A Happy Ending

The Farm Spectacular was a resounding success, and the animals celebrated with a feast (courtesy of Pork Chop, who insisted on helping with the menu).

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Ambition is wonderful, but it’s important to plan carefully and know your limits. And when things go wrong, a little teamwork and a lot of humor can turn any disaster into a triumph.

As for Sir Whiskerton? He returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day—and spared the farm from further rooster-related chaos.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

A widowed Jewish lady, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

“How are you today?”

“Fine, thank you,” he responded, and turned back to his book.

“I love the beach. Do you come here often?” she asked.

“First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,” he replied and turned back to his book.

“I’m sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely,” she countered. “Do you live around here?” She asked.

“Yes, very close to the beach”, he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, “Do you like pussy cats?”

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, “How did you know that was what I wanted?”

The man replied, “How did you know my name was Katz?”

Yes he has.

It was the day after I was released from the hospital where I had been getting rehab for my recently operated on broken leg (tib and fib).

I broke my leg on a Monday, was operated on Tuesday, moved to rehab hospital on Saturday and came home the next Thursday. A whirlwind.

On the way to the hospital while the ambos (that’s Australian for ambulance men) tried to find a vein to give me pain killers I texted my boss – ‘On my way to hospital. Broke my leg. Sorry.’

This would have flummoxed a lot of people but not my boss. We texted that evening and he came to see me the next day and dropped off chocolate and a phone charger. Saviour !

The first day I got home I tried to organise my life to cope with being one-legged for the next 6 weeks. Difficult as my only house mates were two demanding cats. They refused to help. Typical.

The next day my boss arrived at my front door.

He moved furniture to make it easier for me to get around. He swept the floors and washed dishes. He made sure I had food. He made sure I had what I needed close to hand. He gave me decorating advice.

Best boss in the world !

Global PANIC: US Bonds CRASHING as USA Imposes the Unthinkable – No Country Can Escape This

Yes. I worked with a very ambitious woman who had her eyes set on becoming a vice president at the company I worked for. She apparently considered me, and several others, a threat to her goal so she worked to get us all fired. Little comments in meeting, filing conducts reports against us that we had to defend, making sure we were not invited to key meetings.

Two of the people she targeted quit their jobs, deciding life was too short for harassment. I was bullied through most of school so her actions annoyed me and I did worry about her succeeding, but I needed the job so I stuck it out. More than that, I never sank to her level and even referred things to her that could help her promotion prospects (which drove her nuts – why was I doing that? It made her very paranoid.)

One day the HR group contacted me and asked me a bunch of vague questions about her management style, which I answered as honestly as I could. I wondered if she was going to get that promotion she wanted, to be honest. Then a HR agent from our corporate office flew in to interview me and several other people, asking even more in depth questions. I had no idea what the interview process was for job of director level or above was, so again I answered as honestly has I could. She wasn’t my boss after all.

About a month later, to my surprise, Building Security and two police officers came and presented her with a bunch of documents telling her she was terminated immediately and they were there to escort her off the property. She was fired for “creating a hostile work environment ” for her staff.

Ten years later, she is a Avon sales person with a couple of other side gigs. She couldn’t find a full time job. And I am the same company and not a Vice President because I do not want to be a Vice President. I was never any threat to her at all.

The White Toblerones

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Set your story after aliens have officially arrived on Earth. view prompt

Shuvayon Mukherjee

‘Why’d you turn off the news? Do you want to talk about something?’ says Anabela, a restless finger tapping against her coffee cup, a tremor contorting the liquid. Her tone is casual, as if we’re going to delve into our usual lighthearted discussions, or laugh about our alien speculations from yesterday. But I know her tells. Her back is unnaturally stiff against the office chair and she won’t meet my eyes. Her gaze flickers around the office instead.

 

Before responding, I glance around to make sure we’re alone, or maybe to delay the conversation as long as I can. There’s no-one in the waiting room this late in the afternoon. I spy a fresh stain on the carpet where a sick toddler threw up this morning, just before the doctor sent them to the ER. The stain is oddly symmetrical, like an inkblot my psychologist showed me once. I realise I’m feeling queasy myself.

 

‘Okay, here it is,’ I exhale, rubbing my hands on my pants to get the sweat off. In summer we crack the windows open to keep the temperature bearable, and through them leaks the hum of traffic, the beeping of a pedestrian crossing, faraway sirens. Outside the world seems alive, but here in reception we might as well be stuck in time. The only movement is Ana’s finger and the Windows screensaver floating lazily across the computer screen behind her. I sigh again. ‘I’m leaving. I’ve asked to be relocated, and today’s my last day here. They’re moving me to the clinic across town.’

 

Ana’s finger stops abruptly, her knuckles growing white around the cup. She raises it to her mouth, takes a long sip with her eyes closed, and swallows. I fight down a pang of guilt and watch her, distracted by the elegant curve of her neck, the stray waves of dark hair falling across her cheek, the poise she shows despite the pain. When her eyes open again, there’s a hint of moisture in them.

 

Just as she starts to speak, a gust of hot wind rushes into the building, followed by the rolling squeak of the automatic double doors, and the cacophony outside suddenly intensifies, drowning out our conversation. The two of us whirl back to face our computers; she resumes typing, if a bit more forcefully than before, and I turn my attention to the man on crutches limping up to the counter. He wears a wide-eyed expression of excitement.

 

‘Name, sir?’ I inquire.

 

‘Edward Bunton,’ he replies, his rapid breaths condensing on the glass screen between us. ‘Appointment with Dr Jenkins.’

 

‘Bunton…’ I murmur, clicking through my computer.

 

‘You hear the news, son?’

 

I glance up at him. ‘About the aliens? Yes, sir.’

 

‘Extraordinary, isn’t it?’ he gushes. ‘I knew it. I knew they were real.’

 

‘Mhmm.’ My mouse clicks faster.

 

‘You must’ve seen Star Wars, eh? Star Trek? ET? Amazing that we can come up with all this tosh and in truth they wouldn’t look out of place in a bloody zoo. Must be chilly on their planet with all that fur, eh?’

 

‘Dr Jenkins, you said?’ I interrupt.

 

‘Er, yes. For three-thirty. You know, they’re saying they’ve got technology that’ll put us hundreds of years into the future. Help us make spaceships, even. Faster than light! Unbelievable.’

 

I look at him again. His face is beet red with elation.

 

‘You can go in now,’ I direct him.

 

He hesitates. ‘My appointment’s in fifteen minutes. Bit early, isn’t it?’

 

I point down the hallway. ‘First door on your left.’

 

Now looking confused, he nods to me and goes on his laboured way. As soon as he’s out of earshot, I lean over to Ana and, unwilling to touch her, I put a hand on the back of her chair. She pauses her furious typing and looks at me with dried tears etched into her cheeks.

 

‘Why?’ she chokes out. Another question she already knows the answer to.

 

Seeing her upset wipes my mind clean of all the words I’d rehearsed over and over again in the shower and in front of the mirror. Swallowing over the lump in my throat, I bow my head, unable to meet her gaze.

 

‘Crosswords,’ I mumble. ‘Too many crosswords.’

 

Confusion flickers across her features. ‘Huh?’

 

I clear my throat. ‘Crosswords. How many have we solved together since last year? Hundreds? I love doing them with you.’

 

Our eyes meet again, and she’s looking at me intently, like there’s something she’s searching for. She doesn’t say anything, so I ramble on.

 

‘And before I met you, I’d never tried anything Mediterranean before. That salad your mom makes, what’s it called? Tabbouleh? I could eat it for breakfast, second breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper, even whatever you call that meal we had at 2am during that night shift.’

 

‘Din-fast,’ she smiles. My heart skips a beat.

 

‘I loved our din-fast. And I love the way you don’t take smack from anyone. How many rude visitors did you tell off when I didn’t have the guts to do it?’

 

‘I told you, you shouldn’t let them just walk all over you.’

 

I smile back. ‘When you’re around, I don’t need to worry. And as much as I hate this place,’ I gesture to the office at large, ‘I love it too, because it’s our space. I feel safe here. You make me feel safe. And you might be the only person on the planet who thinks I’m funny.’

 

Her tears take on a different quality. ‘Toby, are you saying – ’

 

The sound of a door creaking open cuts her off. The stooped form of Dr Jenkins emerges from his office, one hand clutching his stethoscope, the other running a hand through his wild bone-white hair. By the time he reaches reception we’re already back at our computers looking as busy as possible, as if we can somehow shield ourselves from the moment.

 

‘Have you two seen the news?’ he exclaims.

 

I glance at the TV on the wall in the waiting room. I’d turned it off just before telling Ana I wanted to talk to her; before that, it had been blaring CNN’s latest on the alien contact.

 

‘It was getting distracting.’

 

‘Nonsense,’ he scoffs. ‘Something big has happened. You’ll want to see this.’

 

He grabs the remote and flips the TV back to life. A reporter is standing in front of the White House, gesturing at some peculiar triangular buildings on the usually pristine green lawn.

 

The aliens have arrayed their craft in front of the White House in a startling display of power, the reporter says, but so far it appears their intentions are benevolent. Predictably, social media has gone into a frenzy, quickly dubbing the triangular spacecraft “White Toblerones”. 

 

The news report momentarily captures my attention, a brief distraction, the words barely registering in my mind. I steal a glance at Ana from the corner of my eye; her profile is bathed in the soft glow of the office lights. She’s composed now, but her eyes still shimmer with unshed tears.

 

‘Toblerones? Can’t see the resemblance myself,’ Dr Jenkins grunts.

 

‘Don’t you have a patient waiting?’ I ask him. Ana loves Toblerones. Last month, after she had a particularly rough day, I surprised her with one of the giant ones they only sell at certain confectionery stores. I recall the way she squealed with pure delight, suppressing a smile at the memory.

 

Dr Jenkins waves a nonchalant hand at me, his attention fixed on the screen.

 

‘Edward can wait,’ he says. ‘His appointment hasn’t started yet, anyway.’

 

The news report drones on for another fifteen minutes, during which I try and fail to avoid stealing glances at her. I click through my computer aimlessly as a whirlwind of emotions tugs me in different directions. Self-reproach slides through my gut like a parasite. My mind chatters incessantly, a constant stream of doubts about the ill-timed confession, at once regretful and relieved.

 

It took me months to realise and then admit to myself how I felt. Anabela is unlike anyone I’ve ever met before: a firebrand, in the vein of her Latin mother, a romantic, a thinker, an obsessive, a quandary. She hasn’t shown me a red flag yet, but even if she did, I’d charge at it faster than a Spanish bull.

 

There’s just one problem.

 

‘How is Lucy, Tobias?’ Dr Jenkins asks, suddenly standing in front of my counter, the TV muted.

 

‘She’s great, thank you,’ I stammer back. ‘She was just promoted to partner at her law firm. I’m so proud of her.’

 

He nods. ‘I’m not surprised. She’s extraordinary, that one.’ He looks at Ana. ‘And how is your mother, Anabela?’

 

She turns around, lashes glistening. ‘Very well, Dr Jenkins. Sounds like the aliens are supplying us with all sorts of medical tech. You and her might both be out of a job soon.’

 

‘Yes, perhaps,’ he chuckles. ‘Well, Tobias, we will miss you here. Some more than others, perhaps.’ His eyes dart between us as he stalks back into his office.

 

Once we’re sure he’s gone, we exchange another meaningful glance. Heart pounding, my breath catches in my throat, and I have to force the words out.

 

‘I’ve realised there are some things I can’t avoid anymore,’ I say softly. ‘Even if they complicate everything.’

 

A dozen expressions dance across her face, each more anguished than the last. At last she settles on a tearful smile. Her gaze lingers on me for a moment, her eyes searching mine.

 

‘Being friends would be easier than… ’ she trails off.

 

I feel a warm flush in my cheeks. ‘Sorry.’

 

‘No,’ she murmurs, her voice carrying a hint of humour. Her chest rises with a deep, steadying breath. ‘Don’t apologise. It’s complicated, and I’ve tried to push it away, but it’s the truth. I feel the same way.’

 

My animal brain almost takes control of me then. It warms my cheeks, quickens my pulse, screeches that this is when I’m supposed to kiss the girl. But my rational brain wins. It hurts, and part of me doesn’t want to, but I say it in a whisper.

 

‘And that’s why I have to leave.’

 

We share a moment of silent understanding, and she inclines her head, a sad smile on her lips. By the time Edward Bunton emerges from Dr Jenkins’ office, we’re both busy at our desks. I’m packing up my stationery, my spare lunch containers from Ana’s mom, my book of crossword puzzles. She deals with Bunton, shutting down his awkward attempts at conversation about the White Toblerones and ushering him out the door with a minimum of fuss.

 

I look around the office as I leave, a space that holds so many memories, and the lump in my throat returns. We do our customary walk together back to our cars. We stop at hers first, the blue Mazda Demio with a chipped wing mirror. The earlier heat hasn’t fully faded but somehow my limbs and hands are shivering.

 

She looks up at me uncertainly. ‘You finally told her about me, didn’t you?’

 

‘Before this, I’d only been in love once.’ Reaching into my pocket, I slip my wedding ring back on. It’s cool, but it slides back into the depression on my finger with comfort, like it never left. ‘And now it’s twice. But I made a commitment to Lucy, and I have to honor that.’

 

She studies the ring, then shakes her head. ‘You were an idiot for taking it off in the first place.’

 

‘I wasn’t thinking.’

 

‘No, you weren’t.’

 

‘Somehow, it made me feel less guilty for feeling the way I do about you.’

 

‘Sometimes I wonder if your brain is made of tabbouleh,’ she retorts. We share a chuckle.

 

‘I don’t know Lucy,’ she continues, ‘but I can’t do this to her. From everything you’ve told me, the way you talk about her, the way you love each other. She doesn’t deserve this.’

 

She takes a shuddering breath. ‘I don’t know if it’s possible to love two people at once. Especially with your whole heart. So it’s okay. I understand. Sometimes you meet the right person,’ her voice breaks, ‘but someone else got there first. That’s life.’

 

‘And that’s why we can’t talk for now.’

 

‘No,’ she corrects me, ‘that’s why we can’t talk ever again.’

 

The words make a physical pain in my chest. I always imagined heartbreak would feel like a tearing sensation, or the stab of a dagger, or that it would make me cry out in anguish. Instead it’s a dull ache between my ribs, like someone pulled the fibres of my myocardium and twisted them into knots. At the same time my conscience is beating on the inside of my skull, demanding why this is so difficult when it shouldn’t be. Should it?

 

We let the silence stretch for a time, unwilling to let the moment end. Then a piercing sound from above makes us both jump and whirl around. A dark triangle emerges from the distance, gradually looming larger, until it takes shape as one of the White Toblerones streaking past at incredible speed. It passes just above us, and the reflection from the otherworldly metal is almost as bright as the sun itself, beautiful and incomprehensible. A few blinks later and it’s a speck in the distance.

 

We turn back to each other, eyebrows raised.

 

‘I thought they’d be… more,’ I admit, my voice raw and unsteady. Squinting into the distance, I convince myself I can still see a dot on the fiery horizon. ‘Something more than a bus-sized triangle.’

 

Ana sniffs. ‘That’s the problem.’

 

We share one last glance of shared understanding that needs no words. She tilts her head and gives me that slightly wider smile that shows all of her teeth, wrinkling up her nose. The evening sun lights her skin golden, a longing wind caresses her hair, and I know she’ll never look at me that way again.

Fajita Steak Rolls

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Ingredients

  • 2 (1 to 1 1/2 pound) beef top round or flank steaks, cut 1/4 inch thick
  • 1 tablespoon of olive oil
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper
  • 1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper
  • 2 tablespoons fresh cilantro, minced
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 tablespoons lime juice
  • 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
  • 1 (2 ounce) can chopped green chiles
  • 1 cup salsa or picante sauce

Instructions

  1. Rub both sides of the meat with olive oil.
  2. Combine remaining ingredients except the salsa in mixing bowl and blend well. Measure out about half of the vegetable mixture and set aside for later use. Spoon the remaining vegetable mixture evenly over each steak. roll the steaks, beginning at the narrow end, jellyroll fashion. Tie with a kitchen string.
  3. Place the beef rolls into slow cooker. Spoon 1/4 cup of salsa evenly over the beef rolls.
  4. Cover and cook on LOW for 8 to 10 hours (HIGH 4 to 5 hours).
  5. Meanwhile stir 1/2 cup salsa into the reserved vegetable mixture. Cover and refrigerate.
  6. Spoon the remaining 1/2 cup salsa over beef rolls during the last 15 minutes of cooking.
  7. Slice the steaks into serving portions and accompany with vegetable salsa mixture.

I once worked as a nanny (Aupair) in a very wealthy family in a small town in Austria.

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My job was to look after a 10-year-old child. The parents of the child I was looking after were pharmacists. They had their own pharmacy and a very large, modern, contemporary-style house with a garden and yard that was as large as a basketball court, about 30m x 20m. They had two Volkswagens and one Audi. They had a maid and a gardener who came three times a week. They also had a private apartment at the foot of the mountain, close to their pharmacy. That was where I lived for two years.

This family is very nice. I mean, really nice. And despite being very rich, they never spend their money on extravagances or just buying the latest gadgets . They wouldn’t buy a new phone if their old one wasn’t really broken. They never show off their wealth. They also don’t have social media.

While working at their place, I had many opportunities to go to other countries. During the summer holidays, for example. I was invited to Tunisia, Turkey, and Spain. All accommodation and tickets were covered by them. Even when I was going to travel with friends to Germany and Slovenia, they gave me a lot of pocket money. They also paid for my schooling while in Austria. I took a German language course up to level C1 at a school in the city. The apartment I lived in was also free, I didn’t have to pay for it. In fact, if it was rented, the monthly rent could range between 600€-800€. At certain times, such as when the wife and her husband were on vacation together out of town or abroad, I had to stay at their big and luxurious house to look after their child. I was provided with a spacious room with complete facilities in the house, but I rarely chose to stay overnight if it wasn’t really urgent . I prefer to live in an apartment alone because it is more private and free to do anything, including being free to cook food with a strong aroma at night. Yes, I often get hungry around midnight.

Right now the most reasonable answer probably is: Because they are dumb as shit.

I know this does not sound nice. In general, when meeting a foreigner I assume that he is fairly bright as long as he does not prove to be dim. After all what has happened in the U.S. since last Nobember, my rules for U.S. citizens have changed. A majority of them voted for Teump, although he had declared that he would destroy the U.S. government system, destroy the transatlantic relations, threaten all neighbors and kick every U.S. ally in the ass. Nevertheless, a majority of U.S. citizens voted for him.

And now he is doing what he has promised to do before. And nobody rises up and shows resistance. To me this proves that a vast majority of people do not care living in a semi-democratic oligarchy on Russian level.

So, my new rule when dealing with U.S. Americans: I assume that they both are dumb as shit and malevolent – unless they present valid proof for the opposite.

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