If life gives you endless vegetables, make soup. Lots and lots of soup.

When I lived in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, I found (discovered) that my cats had disappeared. Oh, for certain, when a cat wants to hide, there is no way that you are gonna find it.

But eventually, I discovered what they were doing.

The cats had torn into the fabric of my sofa, and chairs in the living room, in effect, making little doors for themselves, and then they would hide inside the furniture.

Which from their point of view was awfully cool. But, from my point of view was a real pain in the ass. In effect, they completely destroyed the furniture, as the holes kept on getting larger and larger.

Eventually, reducing the once nice, and well tending furnishings into draped over wood frames. And I had to toss them all away.

Now, of course, I put them all in storage, where they entered “furniture purgatory” which ended mercifully when we emptied out the storage locker ten or so years later.

And that is my story about cats, furniture and the NEED TO HIDE.

Keep smiling you all.

Today…

Keep Pushing

MIDDLE SCHOOL: I got placed in Special Education, and they nicknamed it SPED. They prescribed me Adderall.

HIGH SCHOOL: My advisor said I wasn’t “college material.” The basketball team even hosted “Dumb Offs,” where another kid and I answered questions, and the loser got a plunger to the face. My GPA was 2.7. I wondered what the point of trying was when I’d been told my whole life that I wasn’t good enough.

COLLEGE: I got accepted to Slippery Rock University just because of track and field. I realized everything I had been told was nonsense. My GPA was 3.2, I made the Dean’s List, and I ranked 16th in the nation for the Division II Decathlon.

Now at 29 years old, I got accepted into Duquesne University’s Clinical Mental Health Counseling Program with a partial academic scholarship.

So why am I sharing this? Because there are millions of you who get put in a box before you even get the chance to show what you can do. You’ve got this. Keep pushing through. It gets better!

I am in HK at the moment waiting for my flight to Guangzhou in the night

A Fellow passenger of mine just informed me that his warehouse in Maduraivoyal just placed an order for 25 Crates of Glassware from Gulin China for ₹22.70 Lakh which will be shipped onwards to USA with an assured buyer who is willing to pay ₹ 27.50 lakh

That’s ₹5 Lakh just to store crates of glass in a warehouse for 3 weeks and ship it onwards from Chennai

The American importer is even willing to pay the shipping costs and insurance costs

The logic is he would rather pay an extra ₹8 Lakh or 35% extra including trans shipment costs, insurance, shipping and 10% baseline tariffs than pay ₹ 33 Lakh Tariffs

He is likely to sell the goods for ₹50Lakh and clear ₹15 Lakh ($ 17,500) profit for this batch

A Huge majority of people in the fair will offer TRANS SHIPMENT SERVICES for Chinese Goods

Especially stuff which don’t need Copyright clearances

There are many warehouses in Mexico, Vietnam, Bangladesh, Egypt that are Chinese owned which offer trans shipment

You sell your cargo to the Warehouse owner / Importer in Egypt and they will re sell the same cargo to your original client in USA

The importer pays around 30% extra versus 160% extra


The Beauty of free trade and the solutions is mind blowing

PHP has the delightful habit of telling you “Error Unknown on line 0”…makes you wonder why it even bothered.

CoffeeScript has an even better one: “Parse error on line NaN” (“NaN” being “not a number”).

This, of course, is a classic:

None of the three options ever seeming to do anything useful.

The BIOS error: “KEYBOARD ERROR: Press any key to continue”…that’s also classic.

If you’re running out of disk space on MS Windows and decide to delete “SomeFile” to release some space, you may be lucky enough to get: “Cannot delete SomeFile: There is not enough disk space.” – which is nuts…but then it goes on to offer some genuinely unhelpful advice: “Delete one or more files to free disk space, then try again”. (What’s really happening is that deleting a file really just pushes it into the trash folder – which can cause it to be COPIED there instead of MOVED – so it actually needs space to make space. But the error message is inexcusably stupid.

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Many years ago I worked for a bank as a project managed. We had a major telecommunications company who was managing our IT facilities management. We purchased some retail auto loan management software from them and I was the project managed for the installation and testing. This was constantly made difficult by the company’s site managed who thought that I was some sort of interfering busybody for insisting on serious testing of what they considered well-established software.

As project manager, I was blind copied on their internal emails regarding the project. But somewhere along the line they forgot that I was seeing their emails and they were just using “REPLY ALL.” And as I started testing, some of their comments made me suspicious of the software so I increased the rigor of the testing somewhat.

During the testing, we determined that if we input precisely the same data into the three phases of the loan paperwork, the salesman’s payment estimate, the actual contract the buyer signed, and the founding that went for the bank for funding, we got three different amounts. It varied from a few cents difference to hundreds of dollars over the course of the loan.

So I started the process of cancelling the contract for non-performance.

And the site manager and his supervisor started hatching a plot, via email, to have me fired as a bumbling incompetent, unaware that I was receiving every email. I just did my job and kept all the emails. The day before they were to send their legal team to threaten lawsuits against the bank, I printed out all the emails and put them chronologically into a nice professional looking folder.

Then I made an appointment with the CEO of the bank and drove about ten miles from the operations center to the headquarters. I simply laid the folder on the CEO’s desk and requested that he read it carefully without any comments from me. If he had any questions, he could ask them of his VP for Retail Lending. Then I drove back to my office.

As I passed the site manager’s office back at my office, he was putting his personal possessions into a box with a bank guard waiting outside his office. I never saw him again.

A year later the telecommunications company lost its contract with the bank. But for some reason they continued to use us, including myself, as a sales reference. So they lost a number of potential sales as a result.

I still smile to myself when I think about it.

~ Charlie Sue ~

Written in response to: Start or end your story with a character making a cup of tea for themself or someone else.

Jim Parker

~ CHARLIE SUE ~

Charlie Sue was aggravated. Having been ordered to drop everything, put her life on hold and just go, she was heading to see Lilith Primus. A founding member of the Majestic 12 and since Lucy Lange’s disappearance, the new Director. Her supervisor Dale was just the opposite, ecstatic. Are you kidding? Going to Dougway Proving Grounds in Utah. The oldest, most advanced alien research center in the world. In all of his 35 years of back engineering alien tech for the government, he had never even left the facility. He was excited for his prodigy, impressing on her what an honor and opportunity this was. Charlie Sue was whisked away from her Lockheed plant in Marietta Georgia in a private luxury jet. Spent the night at the lavish Hyatt Regency in Salt Lake City, Utah. And now rode through the small town of Dougway in a 1990 Rolls Royce Silver Spur II Stretch Limo. It was a big deal. Still, it stuck in her craw. She didn’t like being summoned.

As they passed the heavily armored gate, she became more impressed as the Limo headed underground. It was common knowledge that the complex was moved fully below the surface after the deadly nerve gas debacle in the 1960’s.

Her chaperone for the trip, a quietly intense Air Force Colonel that she guessed was in his 50’s, took her to an enormous dining hall for lunch. While he avoided her gaze, they ate silently. He had not spoken 10 words to her during the trip and ignored every question she asked him. Curiosity got the best of her and she asked him directly, “Why won’t you talk to me?”

He looked up at her and sighed with irritation. “I am a highly decorated full bird Colonel with two wars under my belt. It’s bad enough that I have to be your babysitter. I have no desire to be your new little friend.”

Charlie Sue’s first reaction was, “Well fuck you too.” He shrugged and went back to eating his cafeteria mystery meat. Then after a moment of consideration she said, “I get it actually, I’m not happy about being here either.”

Soon enough she found herself deliberating in a spacious waiting room with concrete walls. The heated rumblings of an argument reverberated through a heavy hardwood door to the inner office. Then there was silence. A few minutes later, two creatures exited in disarray. A Blue Elbrine from the constellation Vulpecula appeared in distress. Well over 6”5’, he had blue skin, long thin fingers and a smooth, shiny skull. Almost unheard-of to see one alone. She was told that Blues always traveled in herds. Helping him was something rarely seen outside of the Bloworld. A female Drachonian. He pushed her away when he noticed Charlie Sue watching them. The She-Drach spied Charlie Sue and her visage instantly became a voluptuous blonde wearing a tight dress, just barely in the realm of being workplace attire. The Blue’s face was flushed red. He was visibly upset and possibly injured. The She-Drach placed a circular patch containing an assortment of computer chips onto the back of his hand and a studly, middle aged businessman appeared. Charlie Sue’s eidetic memory identified him at once. Lexington Singleton, billionaire industrialist and rumored to be the new Director of the Men In Black. They left in a rush and a smokey voice beckoned Charlie Sue to enter.

Across the office stood a tall woman wearing a form fitting Houndstooth dress to the ankles. At about 5”11’, 4 inch black heels put her well over 6 feet. Bright white hair halfway down her back was trimmed straight across. Her back to the door, she was fiddling with a bangled lampshade atop a bygone Victorian lamp.

The office would have been spacious if not cluttered with classy art and antiques, juxtaposed with oodles of brick-a-brack. Curtesy of a minor in art history, Charlie Sue was floored by several pieces of particular interest. Poppy Flowers by Van Gough, Harlequin’s Head by Picasso, Rembrandt’s The Storm on the Sea of Galilee and Dutch Doll of Finedon. All priceless paintings by the masters…and missing for years. A sculpture, The Golden Calf of Gozo, thought to be lost since the middle ages. The Statue of Marduk, supposedly destroyed in 484 BC by the ruler Xerxes. A hanging Daisho of a katana and wakizashi that looked suspiciously like coveted Muramasa blades from the 16th century. From working with Grey Aliens and their technology she didn’t think she could be surprised anymore. But this room was almost surreal to Charlie Sue’s grounded sensibilities.

The striking desk in the center was also impressive. A Parnian Executive model, they were rumored to be over $200,000. In contrast, the desk top contained only four items. A functional banker’s lamp, laptop, manilla folder, and a nameplate that read Lillith Primus. In spite of her authority and name recognition in the industry, Charlie Sue researched the hell out of Lillith Primus and came up with almost nothing. No bio, no social media exposure, no documentation. The last name was the Latin word for first; that was it. “Miss Primus I presume.”

The woman said, “Call me Lillith,” and turned to face her.

Charlie Sue was struck by her beauty. Emerald green eyes that were ever so slanted. Flawless caramel skin. Full lips and a sharp jawline. Her long neck accentuated by a simple black velvet choker. Charlie Sue was not attracted to woman at all but Lillith was super-hot.

Wanting to get on with it, Charlie Sue shifted with annoyance, while Lillith looked her up and down saying nothing. Finally Lillith opened the folder and said, “So. Charlotte Suzanne Swenson.”

The long trip gave her reply some edge. “My friends call me Charlie Sue, we’ll have to see if you qualify.”

Ignoring the remark Lillith continued talking, as if to herself. “You have a photographic memory.”

“It’s actually an eidetic memory, but that’s a common mistake.”

Lillith glanced up but kept going. “Okay, 5’ tall. 103 pounds. Your blonde hair is definitely long enough to be pigtailed. And your just pretty enough to be ingenueishly vulnerable. I think you’ll do.”

“I’ll do for what exactly?”

Lillith scrutinized her and snapped, “Stop interrupting me.” Charlie Sue sighed heavily, her patience was wearing thin. “You’re a high level gamer and an electrical engineer. A rare combination for a woman in her twenties.”

Charlie Sue was officially bored with it all of it. “Hey, stop for a minute. I saw Lex Singleton barely walk out of here. What did you do to him?”

“You’re awfully fast and loose with your superiors Charlie Sue. This can be easy or this can be hard.”

Defiantly, Charlie Sue demanded, “What in the hell is that supposed to mean?”

Lillith smiled for the first time. “Good, I prefer hard.” She pressed her neck and said, “Gerard, here! Now!” Lillith laid down the folder, made a fist with her right hand and slowly began to twist it. Charlie Sue clutched her chest with alarm. A painful knot seemed to be forming behind her sternum. It grew quickly and the pain spread out, enveloping her entire body. She dropped to her knees, gasping and grunting. As the agony consumed every cell of her being, she curled up into a ball on the floor expecting to die. Lillith came around the desk and prodded Charlie Sue’s shoulder with her pointed toe Jimmy Choos. “You’re going under cover for the Majestic 12. You’re going to work directly for me.”

Lillith opened her fist and Charlie Sue’s body released with a loud, slow groan. As she regained her senses, she wiped the spittle and snot smeared on her cheek and tried in vain to halt the release of her urine and feces. “Look at me Charlie Sue.” With great difficulty she looked up at Lillith and felt an emotion foreign to her. Fear. Lillith smiled. “I think we understand each other now, don’t we? DON’T WE YOUNG LADY?” Charlie Sue could barely nod then put her head back down.

The door opened and a frail looking elderly gentleman with gray hair, entered wearing a tuxedo. “Ah Gerard, Charlie Sue and I have been chatting. Please help her get cleaned up and provide fresh clothes. We have much to do in preparation for her new life.”

Gerard took Charlie Sue by the ankles and struggled awkwardly as he dragged her from the office, leaving a puddle of pee and a trail of waste on the hardwood floor. Lillith called after him, “Send the janitor Gerard. I don’t want this white oak floor to stain.

“Yes Mum,” came the reply.

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Feeling warm and safe Charlie Sue came around, but kept her eyes closed and shook out the cobwebs in her mind. The excruciatingly painful episode with Lillith seemed like a dream now. Feeling hands on her, she sat up startled and sent soapy water over the edge of an old style freestanding claw foot tub. Gerard was cleaning her with a washcloth, his voice was soothing. “Relax Miss, you’re fine. Are you thirsty?”

“Yes, please. My mouth is so dry.”

“Water perhaps?”

Charlie Sue nodded. Gerard walked to a small refrigerator next to a high end vessel sink made of marble. In fact, the entire oversized bathroom was marble. Floors, walls, vanity, even the toilet. He returned with a glass and Rokko No Mizu. The Kobe beef of bottled water. Charlie Sue immediately recognized the cartoon tiger on the label. She took a long drink and handed the unusual whiskey glass back. “This is hand-blown Boshi, isn’t it?” Gerard nodded, looking impressed. “The water, this bathroom, the rare art work in her office. Lillith Primus is what my Daddy would have called a rich bitch.”

Gerard replied, “Yes Miss, you’re quite cultured I take it?”

“No Mr. Butler. I have an eidetic memory, so I remember everything I’ve seen or heard.”

“A useful talent I would wager. Call me Gerard, please.”

“Why are you being so nice to me Gerard?”

“You are a good person. I can tell if people are good or bad, it’s a gift. I like you and we will be spending much time together.”

“Oh Lord, you’re not some kind of pervert are you?”

“No Miss, I’m here to help you. If you need anything, just ask.”

Without hesitation she looked back and forth then whispered, “Help me get out of here.”

“Sorry Miss, anything but that.”

“Well, then call me Charlie Sue I guess.” She rubbed the residual soreness in her chest. “What did she do to me in there?”

“Let me just say Charlie Sue, that Mum has many exceptional and unusual skills. Some innate, many acquired over her extensive lifetime. But none of them do you want to experience firsthand.”

“That’s odd you say that. I researched Lillith Primus and came up with almost nothing.”

“You were using the wrong name. Any of these would have been more suitable, Ilith, Abitu, Hakash, Hikpodu, Ayalu, Matrota. These are her true names, the ones that matter. Lillith is assumed to be from a Mesopotamian word for Night Demon, but it’s actually a direct translation of the Erran word for eternal.”

“So she’s definitely not American.”

“I realize that was a jest, but Mum has no demarcation in terms of ancestry. She is truly…unique.”

“She has to be from somewhere.”

“No Charlie Sue. Mum is the Alpha, the Genesis.” Charlie Sue looked at him perplexed. “Lillith Primus was the first human ever created.”

“Sorry Gerard. I can tell you’re serious but I’m not buying it. That would make her uh…I can’t even guess how old. Over a hundred thousand years?”

“ You have of course, heard of the great treaty among the ancient gods.” She nodded yes. “The new masters of Earth needed workers. The Errans, you know them?”

“Do you mean the Nordics from the Pleiades constellation?”

“Yes. As per a ratified contract with the treaty committee, the Errans took their own DNA and cells from a primitive indigenous population and created my Mum. It was their initial attempt. She was the first woman and the original human prototype.”

“That would explain the green eyes and white hair but it’s hard to swallow. Easy to confirm, though. If true then everyone on earth would have traces of her DNA.”

“No. I didn’t say she was a successful prototype. The Elders, a committee of four representatives of the senior races…”

“Senior races?”

“The Nephilim, the Mantis, The Greys, and the Annunaki. They had the final say on any actions that were treaty related. The Elders rejected her. Unable to agree on who should try again, all the different races decided to create their own breeds of workers. Hence the diversity we enjoy in the world today. Then Mum’s throat was slit, and they disposed of her.”

“Then why is she still here?”

“Ah!” His finger went up. “The Errans had done too good a job. No one yet realized that Mum could not die. The extraordinarily long life span of Errans combined with the primates ability to heal, merged into a physiology that was unprecedented. To put it simply, she is immortal.”

A skeptical snicker escaped Charlie Sue. “Why do you call her Mum?”

“She’s my mother. Would you like to hear her story? It is as you Americans say, a doozy.”

“Sure. But are you supposed to be telling me all of this?”

“It’s of no consequence. You won’t remember any of it anyway.”

“Wanna bet?”

From the doorway Lilith said, “I’ll take that bet. And trust me, you wouldn’t want to remember it anyway.” As Lilith walked away, her voice wafted. “Tell her all about me, Gerard. Then bring her to the Ice Box.”

“Yes Mum,” he replied. “Charlie Sue, would you care for a cup of tea?”

“Why, yes Gerard. Under the circumstances that would be lovely.”

I was an English teacher in Macau.

I had a lot of students who were casino dealers.

This is a story but not sad.

This gambler came in, bet and lost US $15 million in 6 hours. He marched off.

A day later he comes back and has a bankroll.

He played for 72 hours, without eating or sleeping and went to the bathroom every 3–4 hours.

All the dealers had side bets of how long he would last

At the end of 72 hours, he walked off with US$ 24 million.

I heard the story 3 times from 3 different people.

Trump is unlikely to lower tariffs on Vietnam, because then Vietnam would become a “white glove” for Chinese goods entering the U.S.

So this time, Trump’s indiscriminate high tariffs on the world are meant to block any middlemen.

But I don’t think it’s very meaningful.

There’s an old Chinese saying: “Some people will do business that gets their heads chopped off, but no one will do a deal that loses money.”

If even drugs can make it into the U.S., what about high-quality, low-cost goods?

The U.S. doesn’t have the ability to secure its long border.

In fact, even China’s customs and police, known for their strictness, can’t stop smuggling.

There’s a line from a movie: “If you smuggle pig trotters, we (Chinese coast guard) will chase you symbolically and call it a day—after all, we also want to eat an 8-yuan pig trotter meal. But if you traffic drugs? No matter what advanced vehicles you have, we’ll chase you with planes, from Guangzhou to Wuzhou, from Shenzhen Port to Fangchenggang, all the way to the high seas, and then treat you to some ‘peanuts’ (execution by firing squad).”

(Footage of smuggling boats captured by a police helicopter. These boats are all modified, equipped with 6 or 8 high-horsepower engines, making them extremely fast—too fast for the coast guard to catch up. However, if they dared to smuggle drugs, the helicopter would follow them. But being this blatant 100+ boats , they’re probably smuggling only “pig trotters,” and the coast guard also wants to eat something cheap, like an 8-yuan pig’s feet meal.)

Even the Chinese coast guard can’t stop smuggled pig trotters—they even consider their own 8-yuan pig trotter meals!

(These modified smuggling boats are really fast, so they come with high risks. But because of the profits, they can’t be stopped. Drugs are another matter—caught and you’re executed, and everyone’s against it, so it’s easy to tip off the police. Informants and police get hefty rewards, so the risk of drug trafficking is too high to be worth it.)

Can the U.S. do it? I have my doubts.

And I can say with certainty that if high tariffs continue, the ones smuggling in the end won’t be these poor fishermen, but organized armies or high-ranking government officials!

Given China’s level of centralization, back then there were still armies and senior officials involved in “official smuggling,” and I don’t think the United States would be an exception either.

Moreover, Vietnam’s immediate announcement of reducing tariffs on the U.S. to 0 is a big gamble.

They’re betting that after high tariffs, the U.S. domestic pressure—like inflation—will become unbearable, but Trump, for the sake of his election prospects, can’t lower tariffs on China. So, he might use “Vietnam has already yielded” as an excuse to cut tariffs on Vietnam, say to 10%.

This way, Chinese goods could quietly become “Made in Vietnam,” enter the U.S., and ease American inflation.

That’s my take.

You will definitely be in an elite class. Whether that will mean anything is another matter.

Back in 1980, I wrote an OS from scratch for the Data General Nova4X computer. This was for a commercial application, not a university project. So, as far as I’m concerned, doing it and getting paid for it, rather than getting a silly grade in a Uni, does put me in an elite class. Because how many can claim they did it for business reasons?

Alas, the OS did not go beyond being used for this window company in England. And had I did the same on, say, the PC or some other widely available computer at the time, it may have gain prominence. Especially since my OS did preemptive multitasking, which was ahead of the MacOS and Windows that came out a few years later.

And I was only 18 at the time.

So a kid writing an OS for a business application without any formal training?

But was I seeking to be in an elite group? No. I did not even realise the significance of what I did until years later. It used to be on my CV, but now I leave it off because I already have 20 years on my CV, and if I were to still include it, it would make it 40 years!!!!!

So the long version of my CV goes back to my time at Commodore-Amiga, and the shorter version goes back only 10 years. So much good stuff dropped to the cutting room floor! LOL

Do you really want to be in an elite group? Why? What’s your motivation?

I am currently working on a Machine Learning project, and I suppose its completion will also put me in an “elite class”, but that is not my motivation. Rather, I seek to understand what it will take to bring about AGI, and this ML project is but the merest baby step in that direction. So I have to be humble, recognising I might be going down a blind alley (of course I don’t think I am!). We’ll see.

Seek out excellence for a higher goal, but seek not glorification from others. This is my sage advice to you. Reach that goal, and others will bow down at your feet anyway. But if you seek out the genuflection instead, you will not find it.

Amana Ox Yoke Inn Rhubarb Custard Pie

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Yield: 1 pie

Ingredients

  • Double crust pastry for 9 inch pie
  • 3/4 tablespoon all-purpose flour
  • 5 1/2 cups chopped rhubarb
  • 2 1/2 cups granulated sugar
  • 4 eggs, lightly beaten
  • 3/4 cup Half-and-Half
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt

Instructions

  1. Make crust for a 2 crust pie.
  2. Put bottom crust in pie pan; sprinkle with flour.
  3. Mix the rhubarb, sugar, beaten eggs, Half-and-Half and salt.
  4. Pour into crust, and put on top crust. Make slits in top of pie.
  5. Bake at 375 degrees F for 1 1/2 hours.

Millionaire John Jacob Astor IV and the Titanic.

When the Titanic sank, it carried millionaire John Jacob Astor IV. The money in his bank account was enough to build 30 Titanics. However, faced with mortal danger, he chose what he deemed morally right and gave up his spot in a lifeboat to save two frightened children.

Millionaire Isidor Straus, co-owner of the largest American chain of department stores, “Macy’s,” who was also on the Titanic, said:

“I will never enter a lifeboat before other men.”

His wife, Ida Straus, also refused to board the lifeboat, giving her spot to her newly appointed maid, Ellen Bird. She decided to spend her last moments of life with her husband.

These wealthy individuals preferred to part with their wealth, and even their lives, rather than compromise their moral principles. Their choice in favor of moral values highlighted the brilliance of human civilization and human nature.

Sir Whiskerton and the Endless Harvest: A Tale of Zany Zephyr, Overgrown Veggies, and a Very Tired Tractor

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of wishes gone awry, vegetables run amok, and a farmyard full of animals who learned the hard way that too much of a good thing is… well, too much. Today’s story is one of magical mishaps, absurd harvesting methods, and a certain feline detective who just wanted a nap. So, grab your gardening gloves (you’ll need them) and a sense of humor (you’ll need that even more), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Endless Harvest: A Tale of Zany Zephyr, Overgrown Veggies, and a Very Tired Tractor.


The Wish Heard ‘Round the Farm

It all began on a perfectly ordinary Tuesday—or at least, as ordinary as Tuesdays get on Sir Whiskerton’s farm. The farmer, ever the dreamer, was staring at his fields with a wistful sigh. “If only I could have an endless harvest,” he mused aloud, twirling a stalk of wheat between his fingers. “No more planting, no more waiting… just bountiful abundance.”

Unbeknownst to him, Zephyr the Genie—resident of a vintage lava lamp and purveyor of groovy magic—was listening. With a swirl of psychedelic smoke, Zephyr materialized, his tinted glasses glinting in the sunlight. “Farmer, my dudes and dudettes,” he intoned, “your wish is my command. Let the harvest… begin.”

He snapped his fingers, and the fields exploded with growth. Carrots burst from the ground like orange rockets. Cornstalks shot up so fast they nearly poked holes in the clouds. And the pumpkins? Let’s just say they achieved “moon-sized” by lunchtime.


The Chaos Unleashed

At first, the animals were thrilled.

  • Porkchop the Pig: “Unlimited snacks? This is the best day of my life!”
  • Doris the Hen: “Think of the omelets! The quiches! The—oh dear, that zucchini just crushed the coop!”
  • Rufus the Dog: “I don’t even like vegetables, but this is awesome!”

But then reality set in. The crops wouldn’t stop growing.

  • Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow: “Groovy, man… but also, help.”
  • Ferdinand the Duck: “I can’t quack under this much pressure!”
  • Throttle the Tractor: “I’m a tractor, not a miracle worker!”

Sir Whiskerton, observing the madness from his sunbeam, sighed. “This,” he declared, “is what happens when you mix magic with agriculture.”


The Ridiculous Harvesting Attempts

With the farm overrun, the animals sprang into action—or at least, they tried.

Phase 1: The Squirrel Squad

Nutters and his gang of squirrels attempted to harvest the corn using acorn-powered slingshots.

  • Nutters: “We’ll knock ‘em down, one ear at a time!”
  • Result: The corn retaliated by growing taller, now with a squirrel dangling from every stalk.

Phase 2: The Duck Brigade

Ferdinand rallied the ducks to “quack the crops into submission.”

  • Ferdinand: “My mighty quacks will shake the veggies loose!”
  • Result: The ducks got tangled in pumpkin vines, resulting in the world’s first “quacking piñatas.”

Phase 3: The Pig Propulsion System

Porkchop had the brilliant idea to roll downhill into the fields, flattening the crops.

  • Porkchop: “I’m not lazy, I’m efficient.”
  • Result: He bounced off a giant turnip and landed in the pond.

Phase 4: The Tractor’s Last Stand

Throttle, fueled by desperation (and premium diesel), attempted to plow through the fields at top speed.

  • Throttle: “I AM SPEED!”
  • Result: He got stuck in a tangle of tomato vines, muttering, “I regret everything.”

Sir Whiskerton’s Ingenious Solution

With the farm in shambles and the animals exhausted, Sir Whiskerton knew it was time for diplomacy. He marched up to Zephyr’s lava lamp and knocked politely.

  • Sir Whiskerton: “Zephyr, old chap, we need to talk.”
  • Zephyr: “Whoa, heavy vibes, my feline friend. What’s the deal?”

Sir Whiskerton gestured to the apocalyptic vegetable wasteland. “The deal is that we’re drowning in squash.”

Zephyr stroked his chin. “Hmm. Perhaps I overshot the ‘endless’ part.”

With a snap of his fingers, the crops stopped growing—but the mess remained.

  • Doris: “Now what?!”
  • Sir Whiskerton: “Now, we rest.”

The Moral of the Story

As the animals collapsed into a heap of hay (conveniently cleared by a very smug goat), they reflected on the day’s events.

The moral, dear reader, is this: Hard work is important, but so is rest and balance. Too much of anything—even a good thing—can lead to chaos. And sometimes, the best solution is to stop, take a breath, and ask for help before you’re buried under a mountain of mutant carrots.


A Happy Ending

With the crisis averted, the farmer learned his lesson (sort of).

  • Farmer: “Next time, I’ll wish for… moderate abundance?”
  • Sir Whiskerton: “Or perhaps no wishes at all.”

The animals, though exhausted, celebrated with a feast of the smallest vegetables they could find.

And as for Sir Whiskerton? He returned to his sunbeam, where he belonged, dreaming of a world where magic came with instruction manuals.

The End.


Post-Story Summaries

Moral: Hard work is important, but so is rest and balance.

Best Lines:

  • “Unlimited snacks? This is the best day of my life!” – Porkchop
  • “I’m a tractor, not a miracle worker!” – Throttle
  • “We’re drowning in squash.” – Sir Whiskerton

Post-Credit Scene:
Zephyr, back in his lava lamp, mutters, “Note to self: less groovy, more specificity.”

Key Jokes:

  • Squirrels as cornstalk decorations.
  • Ducks as quacking piñatas.
  • Porkchop’s failed “Pig Propulsion System.”

Starring:

  • Sir Whiskerton as the Overworked Genius
  • Zephyr as the Well-Meaning but Chaotic Genie
  • Porkchop as the Snack-Obsessed Pig
  • Throttle as the Exhausted Tractor

P.S.
Remember, dear reader: if life gives you endless vegetables, make soup. Lots and lots of soup.

Retired NBA star David West once talked about Chinese education during the live broadcast.

He said: China teaches its children and young people a lesson called “A Hundred Years of Shame”.

The Chinese talk about this history and teach it.

The “A Hundred Years of Shame” is a history that the Chinese believe they should feel humiliated.

Because China has been benefiting other countries over the past 100 years, and the Chinese themselves have not benefited from anything.

Underdevelopedness leads to humiliation.

The Chinese tell their children that these things must never happen again.

China can no longer accept other countries doing the same to China at any time.

And China cannot allow its own country to be enslaved at any time, or allow other countries to harm the interests of its own citizens.

This is the reason why China has risen for nearly 70 years, and this is why China has risen peacefully, unscathed, and culture.

No country in the history of the world has been as united as China.

David West is very familiar with China, and what he says is true.

At least I have been telling my children the history of China, what China was like in the past, why it suffered a century of humiliation, what China is like now, and what China will be like in the future.

David West also talked about education in the United States at the end.

On the contrary, he said, the U.S. has been teaching children about hegemony and racism.


A Hundred Years of Shame

Opium War

Wife Ignored Daughter On Her B-DAY So She Could Cheat, Now Husband Is Sending Her A** To The Streets

I can point out a few things from my favorite aviation movie that just stood out as jarring (even though the movie never claimed to be realistic):

In (the original) Top Gun, the boys were professionally introduced to Charlie as a civilian DoD expert in airplanes with a PhD in… astrophysics?

Not saying that it’s impossible, but astrophysicists study things that are totally not related to airplane or engineering, let alone airplane engineering. Astrophysics deal with planets, stars, black holes, and stuff in outer space.

You CAN have a degree in astrophysics and then work as an analyst in DoD (after all, if you can handle the math over there, you should be fine), but it takes quite some time to learn all that stuff. It’d be a lot more believable if her PhD is in some kind of engineering (aerospace/aeronautical is the best, but mechanical or others should be fine too), but I suppose either the movie makers didn’t know that you can have a PhD in engineering or they didn’t expect the audiences to understand that.

Also (later in that same scene), “4-g inverted dive”? What the hell is that?

Firstly, they were flying straight and level, except that Maverick and Goose were upside down. They weren’t “diving” in any sense. Diving looks like this:

Not sure how you can be “inverted” in that sense either if you’re pointing straight down (or almost straight down), but I can write it off as “the pair of them were upside down, so they’re inverted”.

The other one is the g force. This goes to both the original Top Gun AND the new Top Gun Maverick (where the g force is an important plot point). Those more extreme gs only happens during maneuvers like a pull up. 4 g is about the safe limit for airliners and other large airplanes, but fighters can do a lot more than that easily. But during the dive itself? I doubt you’ll get 4 g.

So when Charlie said that the “MiG-28” had issues during a dive (or something like that) it makes very little sense. Similarly, in the new movie, the hard part was pulling up to avoid the mountain, but once they started climbing, the pilots shouldn’t experience anything more than what they would right after takeoff; they just need to bear it for a few seconds.

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Steam curled from the kettle’s spout, a ghostly ribbon dancing in the dim morning light. Orion Carter traced its path with failing eyes, remembering how he once tracked the trajectories of distant comets with that same careful attention. The familiar ritual of making tea had become a treacherous dance, his fingers seeking the counter’s edge, measuring distances by memory rather than sight.The kettle’s whistle pierced the quiet apartment. He reached for it, muscle memory betraying him as his hand missed the handle and brushed against the scalding metal. Pain flared, sharp and immediate. The kettle clattered against the stovetop as he jerked back, a curse escaping through clenched teeth.“Damn it all,” he whispered, cradling his burned hand against his chest. Water sloshed over the counter’s edge, pattering onto the floor like rain. The sound echoed in the stillness, each drop a reminder of his growing helplessness.Through the kitchen window, dawn painted the sky in shades he could barely distinguish. The city’s star zone stretched before him, its buildings designed to welcome darkness rather than fight it. Special shutters and dimmed lights would transform the urban landscape come nightfall, but for Orion, the stars had already begun their slow fade into memory.He fumbled for the faucet, holding his throbbing hand under cool water. The burn pulsed in time with his heartbeat, each throb carrying the weight of Dr. Morrison’s words from yesterday’s consultation: “Experimental procedure… significant risks… potential complete loss of vision… but also a chance…”

 

The morning light strengthened, casting long shadows across his worn astronomy texts. A lifetime of study lined his shelves—star charts, cosmic theories, and observation journals. His own handwriting grew progressively shakier in the most recent entries, until the final page remained blank, a surrender he hadn’t been ready to acknowledge.

 

Orion pressed a damp cloth to his hand, the cool relief momentary. His gaze drifted to the letter from the hospital, still unopened on his kitchen table. The deadline for his decision loomed: take the chance on experimental surgery, or accept the inevitable descent into darkness. The burn on his hand seemed to mock him, a harsh reminder of how quickly remaining senses could betray.

 

He moved to the window, pressing his forehead against the cool glass. Somewhere beyond the morning haze, stars wheeled in their ancient patterns, indifferent to his dilemma. The city had crafted its star zone out of reverence for the cosmos, dimming artificial lights so its residents could witness celestial glory. Yet here he stood, a man who had spent decades unraveling stellar mysteries, now struggling to pour his morning tea.

 

The irony tasted bitter as the cooling drops that had splashed into his empty cup.

 

***

 

The specialist’s office buzzed with fluorescent harshness, each flicker a needle against Orion’s sensitive eyes. Dr. Morrison’s voice floated across the desk, clinical yet kind, as she reviewed his test results. The shapes on the eye chart behind her had become abstract art, a blur of black against white that mocked his former precision.

 

“The degradation is progressing faster than we anticipated,” she said, her words cutting through his thoughts. “Without intervention, you’ll likely lose most functional vision within six months.”

 

Orion’s fingers found the arm of the chair, tracing its worn leather. “And the surgery?” His voice emerged steadier than he felt. “What are the exact odds?”

 

Papers rustled as Dr. Morrison leaned forward. Through the fog of his vision, he could make out her white coat, a ghost against the darker walls. “Sixty percent chance of significant improvement. Twenty percent chance of no change.” She paused, and in that silence, Orion heard what came next. “Twenty percent chance of complete loss.”

 

The numbers danced in his mind like stellar coordinates, cold and precise. He’d spent his career calculating the probability of celestial events—meteor showers, planetary alignments, solar flares. Now his own future had been reduced to clinical percentages.

 

“There’s something else you should know,” Dr. Morrison continued. “The procedure is time-sensitive. The deterioration of your optical nerve means we have a narrow window. Two weeks, at most.”

 

Two weeks. Fourteen days. The same time it took for the moon to wax from new to full, a cycle he’d observed countless times through telescopes of increasing power and precision. Now he could barely make out Earth’s satellite as more than a smudge of light in the evening sky.

 

His burned hand throbbed beneath its bandage, a reminder of yesterday’s mishap. How many more accidents lurked in his future? How many more times would his weakening vision betray him?

 

“I’ve watched stars die,” he said quietly, more to himself than to Dr. Morrison. “Through my telescope, I’ve seen them fade, collapse, transform. But I never imagined…” His voice trailed off as emotion threatened to overwhelm his carefully maintained composure.

 

Dr. Morrison’s chair creaked as she shifted. “The consent forms are here if you’re ready. We can schedule the procedure for next week. But Orion,” her voice softened, “this has to be your decision.”

 

The weight of choice pressed against his chest like gravity. Beyond the office windows, the city prepared for its nightly transformation, light sensors adjusting, special shutters closing, the star zone awakening to its purpose. Soon the urban sky would reveal its celestial treasures to everyone except him.

 

He reached for the forms, his fingers finding the smooth paper. “I’ll need you to indicate where I should sign,” he said, his voice rough with resolution. The pen felt heavy in his grasp, like the first telescope his father had given him, like the weight of all the decisions that had led him to this moment.

 

***

 

The night before surgery arrived with an unexpected silence. No hum of electricity, no distant drone of climate units. The city-wide blackout had plunged everything into a darkness deeper than any planned dimming of the star zone.

 

Orion stood at his window, a half-melted candle throwing wild shadows across his living room. The flame’s dance reminded him of solar prominences he’d once photographed—tendrils of fire reaching into space, defying the void. Now, in this unplanned darkness, the stars emerged with startling clarity, as if bidding him a final farewell.

 

His hands trembled as he opened the window, letting in the autumn air. The scent of rain-washed concrete drifted up from seven stories below, mixing with the earthier smells of the city’s rooftop gardens. A meteor streaked across the sky—or perhaps it was his imagination, his mind filling in details his eyes could no longer trust.

 

“One last show,” he whispered to the cosmos, his breath fogging the glass. The constellations of his namesake, Orion, would be rising soon in the eastern sky. He pressed his forehead against the cool window pane, straining to separate starlight from the afterimages that now haunted his vision.

 

The candle guttered in a draft, nearly extinguishing. Orion turned, heart pounding, and steadied the flame with cupped hands. The thought of total darkness—real darkness, not this temporary blackout—sent a shiver through him that had nothing to do with the cooling night air.

 

His phone lay dark and useless on the coffee table, its battery dead. The hospital would expect him at dawn, whether power was restored or not. Nine hours remained until he would submit himself to the surgeon’s knife, to the possibility of eternal night or renewed sight.

 

The leather armchair accepted his weight with a familiar creak as he settled in for his vigil. He’d kept many night watches in this chair, tracking comets, recording meteor showers, sketching lunar maps. Now he watched the stars with the desperate focus of a man memorizing the face of a loved one before a long journey.

 

“I’m not ready to lose you,” he confessed to the night sky. The words fell into darkness, absorbed by the silence of his apartment. A distant car’s headlights swept across his ceiling, mimicking the movement of celestial bodies. In the street below, voices rose and fell as people gathered to marvel at the unusually clear sky, their excitement carrying up to his window like an echo of his younger self’s enthusiasm.

 

The candle’s flame cast his shadow against the wall—tall, distorted, reaching toward the ceiling like the astronomer he used to be, back straight and eyes sharp. But the shadow wavered, uncertain, just as his future trembled between sight and darkness.

 

Tomorrow would bring either renewal or ending. For now, he kept his vigil, counting familiar stars until they blurred into dreams, the candle burning lower as the night wheeled overhead.

 

***

 

Three months after the surgery, Orion sat in his study, surrounded by cardboard boxes from decades of research. His partially restored vision, though far from perfect, allowed him to distinguish shapes and movement—enough to sort through his past without assistance. The doctors had called it a qualified success. He called it a compromise with fate.

 

Dust motes danced in the afternoon light as he lifted the lid from an old trunk, its brass hinges protesting with age. The scent of preserved paper and leather bindings wafted up, carrying memories of late nights at observatories and eager students clustered around telescope eyepieces.

 

His fingers brushed against something unexpected—cool metal, smooth curves, unfamiliar contours. Frowning, he lifted the object from its nest of old papers. A note fluttered to the floor, the handwriting large enough for him to make out: “For when the stars seem distant. —Elena.”

 

Elena Zhang. His colleague from the Beijing Observatory, brilliant and forward-thinking. She’d passed away five years ago, but he remembered their last conversation about adaptive technology in astronomy. He’d dismissed it then, secure in his perfect vision.

 

The object in his hands was a telescope, but unlike any he’d seen before. Its design was elegant, almost organic, with additional panels and interfaces along its length. His heart began to race as he recognized the manufacturer’s mark—the same company that developed assisted vision devices for deep space imaging.

 

With trembling hands, he carried it to the window. The sun was setting, painting the sky in colors he could now only partially distinguish. He waited, watching the star zone’s automated systems engage, dimming the city lights in their choreographed dance with darkness.

 

The telescope’s power switch illuminated with a soft blue glow. Through the eyepiece, he saw only darkness at first, then—

 

“Oh,” he breathed.

 

The stars exploded into his vision, not as the dim points his damaged eyes now perceived, but as brilliant bursts of color and light. The telescope was translating the stellar radiation into enhanced patterns his compromised vision could process. Tears blurred his eyes as he watched familiar constellations emerge in new forms—Orion’s Belt pulsing with shades of blue and gold, the Pleiades dancing in spirals of purple and white.

 

He found his notebook, began sketching what he saw. His hand moved with certainty now, recording not just positions and magnitudes, but new patterns of light his mind was learning to understand. The universe hadn’t abandoned him; it had simply been waiting to speak a new language.

 

A tap at his door interrupted his observations. “Dr. Carter?” His neighbor’s grandson, Tommy, stood in the doorway. “Mom wanted to know if you’re still doing the star walks this weekend.”

 

Orion looked at the telescope, then at the boy’s expectant face. “Yes,” he said, surprising himself. “But this time, we’re going to see the stars in a whole new way.”

 

He turned back to the window, where the city’s star zone spread out below like a dark canvas waiting to be painted with light. The telescope had been waiting here all along, he realized, while he’d been facing his darkness alone. Elena’s final gift wasn’t just the instrument itself, but the reminder that there were always new ways to view the infinite.

  1. No one gives a fuck what you do. So, make decisions for you.
  2. Hangovers aren’t worth it.
  3. Health is wealth.
  4. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
  5. You need to accept reality as it is rather than as you want it to be.
  6. Do the best with what you’ve got where you are.
  7. Comparison will steal your joy.
  8. If you get better one day at a time, you can eventually become the person you want to become.
  9. Sometimes, you need to part ways with people who aren’t good for you.
  10. Travel when you’re young. Don’t put it off until you’re retired; do it when you look and feel the best.
  11. Make time for what you enjoy. It’s the ultimate coping mechanism.
  12. Money isn’t everything, but it certainly helps you live more comfortably.
  13. Porn isn’t worth it. Life is better without watching porn.
  14. Spend time with your parents. They aren’t getting any younger.
  15. Be careful who you choose as your spouse. Choosing the wrong partner is a death sentence.
  16. Find ways to relax. It’s one of the most important things.

Chicken Cacciatore

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Yield: 4 to 6 servings

Equipment

  • Pressure Cooker

Ingredients

  • 1 (3 pound) chicken, cut up
  • 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1/8 teaspoon pepper
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil or olive oil
  • 1/4 cup diced salt pork
  • 1 1/2 cups sliced onions
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 tablespoons minced parsley
  • 1/2 teaspoon dry oregano or 1 teaspoon chopped fresh oregano
  • 1/2 cup chopped carrots
  • 1/2 cup chopped celery
  • 1 (16 ounce) can Italian tomatoes, chopped
  • Salt and pepper
  • 1/2 cup white wine
  • 1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste

Instructions

  1. Coat chicken in mixture of flour, salt, and pepper; set aside.
  2. Put oil in a 4 or 6 quart Presto pressure cooker. Sauté pork until crisp. Add onions and sauté until light brown; remove and set aside.
  3. Brown chicken a few pieces at a time; set aside.
  4. Pour off excess drippings; stir garlic, parsley and oregano into remaining drippings.
  5. Return chicken and onion to pressure cooker. Add carrots, celery, tomatoes, salt, pepper, and white wine. Close pressure cooker cover securely. Place pressure regulator on vent pipe.
  6. Cook for 8 minutes, at 15 pounds pressure, with regulator rocking slowly.
  7. Cool pressure cooker at once.
  8. Place chicken on warm platter.
  9. Stir tomato paste into sauce in pressure cooker. Simmer until thickened. Pour over chicken.

Chinese peasant here.

If you mean who should take the credit, Mao and Deng would be my answer. And I’d give the credit to the Chinese people. I’d appreciate my grandparents’ generation for build a new China out of the ruins of wars, some of them sacrificed everything to make the country stand. I’d appreciate my parents’ generation for staying optimistic and positive in the era of extreme scarcity. My parents tried their best providing me a happy childhood, a warm family, they spent every cent they earned on me and my education …even when their salary was just 50 – 80 CNY in the 1980s. They and many other Chinese like them were responsible for the rise of China, and they did a great job shouldering their responsibility.

If you mean who should take the blame for allowing China to rise, I don’t understand, how come the rise of 1/5 of humanity a terrible thing to you? The Chinese enslave no one, steal from no one. Don’t you think every hardworking man and woman deserve a chance to make their dreams come true, don’t you hope every hardworking kid to have a brighter future? If you can have your American Dream, European Dream come true, why can’t the Chinese have their Chinese Dream?

Today, the rise of China looks a mistake to you, I bet in a few decades, the rise of Asia, Africa and the entire 3rd world are going to be so unacceptable to people like you, that you will play the same dirty tricks to oppress them, smear them, group your villain friends to destroy their dreams, just like what you are doing to China.

What’s wrong with you people? Do you just hate hardworking people, or people who don’t look and think like you?

Wanna make your country great or great again? Go work harder than the Chinese.

Men Are DONE.

These videos in this flick are just amazing. Sheech!