You guys all realize that these little stories that I relate in the MM content is my way of having you all get to know and understand me. It’s easy enough to say something like “I’m an engineer, but I was selected by a top secret organization, to be the eyes and ears of extraterrestrials“. And you know, on the face of it, it all seems so damn ridiculous.
Life is, and should be, colorful and adventuresome. As I review my life moments, I see and record how diverse and wonderful it actually is. I think that my pre-birth consciousness really took the time to plan this life carefully. In a way I see how everything was interrelated.
I had to avoid sex and relationships in High School to prevent me from taking life-choices that would lock me into a conventional lifestyle. I had to do this, or that would happen. It was all, every bit of it; this kind of situation.
To me, the idea that I am connected to the Domain, and intimately with the Domain Commander is no big deal. It’s part of me, like my big toe. I don’t think about it, and honestly, for the most part, he / it / she just leaves me alone.
I think that MM followers really see the “big picture” regarding myself and my life. And sure, guys, you have to pour though some 5000 posts to figure out anything, but it’s all here. Buried in tiny bits and pieces.
Our connections with plants and trees, the struggles of relationships and how they look to an older man. The pitfalls and struggles or life, and the great glorious moments that it presents. Our relationships, whether with animals (cats and dogs) or with people help shape our adventures.
It shaped mine.
And, guys, I really hope that it shapes yours as well.
Be good. Today…
Better news in the Year of the Snake – NEWBORNS IN CHINA RISE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 9 YEARS!!!!!
This year saw 520,000 extra births compared to 2023
The first time this has happened in the past nine years where the number of births each year fell between 81,250 and 208,000 compared to the previous year
The Birth rate rose from 6.37 births per 1000 to 6.77 births per 1000
This was due to key policies :-
- Maternity Leave raised from 98 Days to 158 Days across the nation and 270 days in Henan and Hainan and 180 Days in Beijing and Shanghai
- First time fathers get 21 Days paid maternity leave for the first time
- Hospital Expenses of the First & Second Child including possible cesarean procedure FULLY COVERED by the State in 8 Provinces
- Tax exemption of 2,200 Yuan a month or 25,000 Yuan a year for the first child and 1,800 Yuan a month or 15,000 Yuan a year for the second child
- 30,000 Yuan subsidy for Women who carry their child to term and hand the child over to the Adoption agency than Women who wish to abort
This is even better than GDP growth
American TikTok Refugees and Chinese compares Grocery/Medical Bills on RedNote
Guys, this is a MUST watch. Please watch this.
The world is changing…
This is a MUST WATCH.
What conversations have you overheard in a language they assumed you don’t know?
Let me preface this by saying that I have immensely enjoyed everyone’s responses to this quesion.
In 1975, I was studying Chinese in Singapore on a year abroad program. Two incidents stand out:
I was not extremely fluent in Mandarin (especially the Straits Chinese dialect spoken in Singapore), but I knew enough to get by on, having studied the language for three years in the States. By contrast, my friend and next-door-neighbor on campus, Ryuji, from Japan, was pretty much a rank beginner. One day we went into town to buy something (I’ve forgottten what), and, being much better at Chinese than Ryuji, I did all the talking. The clerk, however, would have none of it, obviously believing that this 洋鬼子 (foreign devil) couldn’t possibly speak her language, and addressed all her remarks to the Asian-faced Ryuji, who looked at her blankly, while I continued to answer her.
A few months later, I was in a car with another friend, an American who taught at the school, had lived in the country for a number of years, and spoke Chinese fluently. We were blindsided by a Singaporean police car; the two policemen got out of their cruiser to inspect the damage, and began to talk in rapid Mandarin, unaware that we could both understand them. The accident having clearly been their fault, they started speculating about what might happen if they lied about the incident and tried to blame my friend, who had been driving.
Policeman: “I wonder if these stupid Americans would know what hit them if it was our word against theirs.”
Rick (in flawless Chinese): “You’re damned right we would know. I advise you to not even try it.”
The expression on those cops’ faces was priceless.
The Realities of Life For Men in 2024
ANYTHING WENT
March 1996 Bob Colacello
For 33 months, Studio 54 was the giddy epicenter of 70s hedonism, a disco hothouse of beautiful people, endless cocaine, and every kind of sex. Its co-owners Steve Rubell and Ian Schrager kicked off the age of the one-name celebrity— Cher, Andy, Bianca, Halston—and rode a miraculous wave of power and pleasure until it brought them crashing down under charges of tax evasion. Coming on two decades after the velvet rope went up, BOB COLACELLO remembers the greatest club of all time
March 1996 Bob Colacello
‘I had more fun at Studio 54 than in any other nightclub in the world,” says designer Diane Von Furstenberg. “I would have dinner with my children, put on my cowboy boots, take my Mercedes, park in the garage next door, go in for a couple of hours, find someone, and leave.”
“I loved getting out of a cab and seeing those long lines of people who couldn’t get in,” says Brigid Berlin, one of Andy Warhol’s Factory workers. “And I’d just walk in, and it felt so good-all those people staring and waving and taking pictures of everyone who got in, thinking if you got in you must be somebody. The place did have a feeling of family. It was like going to another Factory, because you’d see everyone from the office—Fred Hughes, Catherine Guinness, Chris Makos—every night, all night. Andy would be ensconced on a couch with Bianca and Halston. If you missed a night, Andy would say, ‘You missed the best night.’ And if he hadn’t been there, he’d be on the phone the first thing in the morning, wanting to know who was there.”
“I used to go with Tina Chow,” says photographer David Seidner. “I remember the birthday party for Michael Chow there. They re-created Peking, and people were carried about on palanquins—it was really over the top. It was wild. Anything went. And I went there with all kinds of people, from clones to socialites. It existed in a time when it was hip to be glamorous. You could go in jeans or in black-tie, and if you were in black-tie you could still pick up cute boys in jeans. It wasn’t only a gay place. But it was definitely a pickup place. More often than not, you’d leave 54 accompanied.”
“One night I was standing by the bar,” says former Details columnist Beauregard Houston-Montgomery, “chatting with Way Bandy and Harry King, who were the hottest hair and makeup people in the world then— they did the Cosmo covers with Scavullo. And all of a sudden the three of us stopped gabbing and stared straight ahead, because there was General Moshe Dayan, with his eye patch, talking to Gina Lollabrigida.”
“We were the generation who happened to be young between the Pill and AIDS.”
“It felt like you were going to a new place every night,” says Kevin Haley, then a model, now a Hollywood decorator. “And you were, because they changed it all the time for the parties. Remember the Dolly Parton party? It was like a little farm with bales of hay and live farm animals—pigs and goats and sheep. And the Halloween party: as you came up the ramp in the foyer, you looked through little windows into little booths with midgets doing things. The one that sticks out in my head had a midget family eating a formal dinner. It was like a nonstop party. There didn’t seem to be any guilt in those days. Decadence was a positive thing. Cocaine was a positive thing. It had no side effects. Or so we thought.”
“O. J. Simpson made a pass at me at Studio 54,” says Barbara Allen de Kwiatkowski, a star beauty of the 70s. “A really big play. I used to go to dance, but then all these men would chase after you because you were dancing. So I’d go home in Halston’s limousine. I’d duck down so they couldn’t see me, but they’d run after the car anyway! Oh, God, we had such good times. Remember the fountain that was a block away, in front of one of those big new office buildings on Seventh Avenue? We used to go swimming there after 54—we’d just flip off our shoes and dive in.”
Next year, two decades will have elapsed since Steve Rubell and Ian Schrager— “two P. T. Barnum types from Brooklyn,” as a veteran New York scene-maker put it—opened Studio 54 in a former CBS television studio on West 54th Street between Seventh and Eighth Avenues and began their delirious reign as the absolute monarchs of Manhattan nightlife. And yet those who regularly made it past the legendary velvet rope recall their nights there with an immediacy that makes that carefree, faraway time seem like yesterday. “We were the generation who happened to be young between the Pill and AIDS,” notes Von Furstenberg with a sigh. “And we really knew how to have fun.”
“In my mind, I remember it as a 10-to-15-year period,” says Hollywood talent manager Sandy Gallin, who frequently flew from Los Angeles to New York to go to Studio 54. “In reality it only lasted two or three years.” It was 33 months, to be exact, between the tumultuous opening-night party on April 26, 1977, and the tumultuous farewell party for Rubell and Schrager on February 2, 1980, two nights before they were to be incarcerated for income-tax evasion. “The life of 54 was cut abruptly short,” says Whit Stillman, the director of Metropolitan and Barcelona. “At the height of it, it was suddenly over.”
Stillman, whose first date with his future wife was at Studio 54, is currently writing the script for his next film, The Last Days of Disco, much of which will be set in “a fictional club very much like 54.” Sandy Gallin’s Sandollar Productions and producer John Davis also have a Studio 54 movie in development. Next spring, NDR Television, the PBS of Germany, will air The Last Dance, a feature-length documentary produced and co-directed by A1 Corley, who was a doorman at 54 before starring in Dynasty. And writer Anthony Haden-Guest is working on a book about the disco era, titled The Last Party, to be published in time for the 20th anniversary of Studio 54’s opening.
Why so much fuss over a short-lived nightclub? Like James Dean in the 50s and the Beatles in the 60s, Studio 54 so embodied its time that it couldn’t last long. The whole world, it seemed, came together on that strobe-lit dance floor in a way that seems inconceivable in this age of plague, political correctness, moral righteousness, and social fragmentation. Uptown and downtown, L.A. and D.C., London, Paris, Rome, and Rio, society queens and drag queens, athletes and artists, debutantes and hipsters, Mayor Beame and Roy Cohn, Diana Vreeland and Miz Lillian—they all were there.
“When Steve and Ian started Studio 54, I think they thought they’d just have one of the big discotheques in town,” says music mogul Ahmet Ertegun, who has seen it all, from El Morocco and the Stork Club to the Peppermint Lounge, Arthur, the Dom, Le Club, Regine’s, Xenon, Area, and Nell’s. “I don’t think they ever imagined it would end up as the greatest club of all time.”
‘The idea was,” Ian Schrager says, “I was going to build it and Steve was going to get to conquer Manhattan.” Schrager is now 49, married to former New York City Ballet dancer Rita Norona, and the father of a baby girl. He is sitting behind a matte-black desk in his stylishly utilitarian office in the Paramount Hotel on West 46th Street, headquarters of Ian Schrager Hotels, Inc. A few days earlier, WWD anointed his recently opened Delano in Miami Beach “Studio 54 with sun” and listed the luminaries seen lounging by its Philippe Starck-designed pool—Calvin and Kelly Klein, David Geffen, Barry Diller, Sandy Gallin, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Victor Alfaro, Rupert Everett, Brian and Anne McNally. A few days later, he will fly to L.A., where Starck is redoing Schrager’s latest and largest acquisition, the Mondrian, on the Sunset Strip.
Schrager and Rubell opened their first New York hotel, Morgans, in 1984, three years after they got out of jail. The Royalton followed in 1988. In between, they launched the quintessential 80s club, the Palladium. The Paramount was under construction when Rubell died, at age 45, of liver ailments probably caused by AIDS, in 1989.
Rubell and Schrager met in 1964 at Syracuse University. Rubell was a senior history major, in charge of seating the most important campus social events, the Saturday-afternoon football games. Schrager was a freshman economics major, and would go on to be elected president of Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity, to which they both belonged. “We were dating the same girl,” he recalls. “And from the way we went about competing for her, we came to respect and like each other. And the friendship just got closer and closer and closer. I would say that from the end of 1964 until Steve died in 1989 I spoke to him every single day. A lot of people who went to Syracuse were from Westchester and the Five Towns of Long Island, and Steve and I were both from Brooklyn—we grew up within walking distance of each other in East Flatbush. So we had the same middle-class background and values.”
“More often than not, you’d leave 54 accompanied.”
Rubell’s father was a postal worker, his mother a high-school Latin teacher; their fathers were both poor rabbis who had fled the pogroms in Russia. Rubell went to Syracuse on a partial tennis scholarship, worked in the student cafeteria, and delivered pizzas for $9 a night. He and Schrager were at Syracuse together for three years, because Rubell stayed on to get a master’s in finance. Schrager, who was also from a struggling Jewish family, worked as a dishwasher, busboy, and waiter at a local restaurant. During his junior year, his father died, casting a shadow on the family reputation when a Florida newspaper ran an obituary linking him to illicit gambling interests, and leaving his son with a distraught mother who would die a few years later, a divorced and mentally unstable sister, a niece with cystic fibrosis, and a brother in junior high. After graduating from Syracuse in 1968, Schrager earned a law degree from St. John’s University in Queens in 1971, practiced business law at a Manhattan firm for three years, and then went out on his own in 1974. His first client: Steve Rubell.
Rubell had left Syracuse in 1967, served in an intelligence unit of the army reserves, and spent a year in the back office of a Wall Street brokerage house, where he became so bored that he talked his father into cashing in a $15,000 war bond and letting him open a sirloin-and-salad restaurant in Rockville Centre, Long Island. By 1974 he owned 13 Steak Lofts in New York, Connecticut, and Florida, as well as part interest in two discotheques—15 Landsdowne in Boston and the Enchanted Garden in Douglaston, Queens—with club operator John Addison. One night Rubell took his new lawyer to Le Jardin, the jewel of Addison’s booming disco empire. Located in the tarted-up basement of a seedy Times Square hotel, Le Jardin, as Brad Gooch has written, “was the first gay disco to transcend itself.”
Schrager says, “That was the place that had the biggest impact on Steve and me. You could absolutely cut the electricity in the air. For lack of a better term, it was like a Sodom and Gomorrah. There was frenzy on the dance floor, the music was reverberating around the room, they had lighting effects, and it was like— boy!—overwhelming. Sex in the bathroom— all of that was going on. And no matter how hard John Addison tried to keep straight people out, he couldn’t…. I remember seeing Bianca Jagger there—the first time I ever saw her. She was so beautiful. The Rolling Stones had a party there during their 1975 tour. If Mick Jagger came to your club, that was all you needed. Or Andy Warhol. When Andy Warhol went to a club, it was like the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.”
Later that year Maurice Brahms, a cousin of Addison’s, opened Infinity, a huge dance hall on lower Broadway, and hired Peruvian P.R. sorceress Carmen d’Alessio to host monthly parties. D’Alessio had worked in Italy for the couturier Valentino, and was sought after by club owners for her mailing list of rich young Europeans, who had been flocking to New York in ever greater numbers since J. Paul Getty III was kidnapped from a Rome disco in 1973. “I did a party called Carmen’s Carnival in February 1976,” d’Alessio says. “And Steve and Ian spotted me for the first time—on top of the shoulders of Sterling St. Jacques, this gorgeous six-foot-something black male model, dancing away in one of my beautiful Giorgio Sant’Angelo white outfits. So of course they wanted me for the Enchanted Garden.” Rubell and Schrager had formed a partnership to take control of the Queens club—a converted 11-room mansion set in the middle of a municipal golf course—from Addison, in exchange for Rubell’s shares in the Boston club. “We started with a Thousand and One Nights party,” d’Alessio continues. “We had elephants and camels. The waiters were dressed up as Arabs. It was a production. And we ended up on the cover of Newsweek.”
Vanity Fair special correspondent Maureen Orth, who was Newsweek’s entertainment editor then, says, “I was assigned to write a cover story on disco culture, and I asked my assistant, Betsy Carter, who is now editor of New Woman, to check out this club in Queens we’d heard had these great theme parties. Steve Rubell came to pick her up in a limousine, with his mother and father in the backseat. He told her, ‘Betsy, this is the most exciting night of my life since my Bar Mitzvah.'”
America was indeed in the throes of discomania by 1976. According to Newsweek, some 8,000 dance palaces had opened across the country in the previous two years. Barry White, Donna Summer, and Gloria Gaynor ruled the radio. After Vietnam, Watergate, and a deep, lingering recession, Americans, it seemed, just wanted to go out and boogie. In New York, where the financial situation was so bad that the city had defaulted on its bonds in 1975, the hunger for fun was all the more insatiable. Leading the rush to the clubs was a coterie of fashion designers, photographers, and illustrators, including Halston, Fernando Sanchez, Francesco Scavullo, Bill King, Ara Gallant, and Antonio Lopez, and the glamour girls who swirled around them—Paloma Picasso, Anjelica Huston, Jerry Hall, Pat Cleveland, Appollonia von Ravenstein, Barbara Allen, Lauren Hutton, Janice Dickenson, Iman. Andy Warhol and his crew from Interview magazine, of which I was editor, were very much part of this group. Transatlantic visits from Yves Saint Laurent and Valentino, with their starry entourages—Loulou de la Falaise, Pierre Berge, Marisa Berenson, Helmut Berger, Florinda Bolkan, Marina Cicogna, Giancarlo Giammetti—meant nightly dinners at Pearl’s and Elaine’s, followed by dancing into the small hours. In 1976 this crowd usually could be found at Hurrah, a throbbing, mirrored playroom on West 62nd Street run by Arthur Weinstein, a former Le Jardin waiter who dated Jessica Lange. So could Carmen d’Alessio, introducing Steve Rubell around the room.
Among the Hurrah regulars was the Swedish male model Uva Harden, who was married to the actress Barbara Carrera (“the other Nicaraguan,” as pals of her rival, Bianca Jagger, called her). Harden had plans to open a club of his own, in a boarded-up building at 254 West 54th Street, which, for some odd reason, had been called Studio 52 when CBS used it to tape What’s My Line? and The $64,000 Question. Harden had lined up Frank Lloyd, the head of the Marlborough Gallery, as his backer, and asked Carmen d’Alessio to work with them. But Marlborough lost a court case to the heirs of the Mark Rothko estate, and, as d’Alessio explains, “Frank Lloyd eloped to the Bahamas and we were left with the project. Uva told me, ‘We need backers!’ So I said to Steve and Ian, ‘What about coming to the Big Apple once and for all?’ They came, they saw the space, they loved it.”
Rubell and Schrager paid Harden a finder’s fee and found a new backer: Jack Dushey, a Brooklyn discount-store owner who had had his son’s Bar Mitzvah at the Enchanted Garden. Rubell, Schrager, and Dushey each took a one-third interest in the Broadway Catering Corporation, which they formed to lease the building. Dushey put up almost $500,000 in cash for the six-week crash construction job which transformed Studio 52 into Studio 54. Schrager, who supervised the design, says, “Everyone who worked on Studio 54 had never worked on a nightclub before, except for the sound guy. That guaranteed a fresh approach. The architects, Ron Dowd and Scott Bromley, had done the WPA restaurant in SoHo. The lighting was by Jules
Fisher and Paul Marantz, who had done the Broadway show Chicago. It was their idea to take advantage of the theatrical rigs we had so we could have moving and changing scenery. The sound was by Richard Long, who did most of the gay discos in town. We had huge bass speakers on the floor so you could actually feel the music, and tweeter arrays hanging from the ceiling. The idea was to constantly assault the senses. For our logo, we went to the graphic designer of Time magazine, Gil Lesser, who had done the award-winning poster for Equus. He did our opening-night invitation too, which was a big poster of the logo, inviting you to the ‘premiere’ of Studio 54—’dress spectacular.'”
Claudia Cohen, then a “Page Six” reporter for the New York Post, recalls checking the club out shortly before its opening: “It was a total construction site. It did not look like a place that was going to open in 8 to 10 days. All of a sudden this life force— Steve Rubell—burst into the room. ‘Hiya, hiya, how ya doin’? Let me show you the place.’ I thought it was the craziest thing I’d ever heard, opening a nightclub in that location. But I was so impressed by his confidence that I left my doubts about its success out of what I wrote. Steve gave me a ride back to the newspaper. He told me his entire life story all the way down to South Street. So I went to the opening. It was like The Day of the Locust. But I got in, and it was done in time, and it was fabulous.”
So many people turned out for the opening, which was hosted by Fiorucci, the trendy Italian emporium on East 59th Street known for its skintight, neon-colored disco fashions, that Carmen d’Alessio, who organized it, “had to be catapulted over the crowd. My mother, who came from Lima, had to be thrown in. Lester Persky told me that he came with Jack Nicholson and they couldn’t get in. It was mass, mass confusion.”
“I remember Steve calling me that next morning,” Ian Schrager says. “And we couldn’t believe it: there was a picture of Cher at the opening on the front page of the New York Post. I remember it like it was today. Cher was wearing a T-shirt with suspenders, a pair of jeans, and a straw hat. The front page. The whole page. No nightclub up to then had done that.
“That was the end of April, and then Bianca’s party was in May. Joe Eula, the fashion illustrator, called us and asked if we would open on a Monday night—we were dark Mondays, like the theater—for a special party Halston wanted to give for Bianca’s birthday. He only had about 150 people. The best people, from Baryshnikov to Jacqueline Bisset.” Around midnight, from behind a curtain at the rear of the dance floor, Sterling St. Jacques emerged, his body glistening with silver glitter. He was leading a white pony bearing a silvered Lady Godiva. Flashes went off as Bianca took Godiva’s place on the pony. Her picture put Studio 54 on front pages all over the world. Mick Jagger was at the party, of course. So was Andy Warhol.
One of the many wonders of Studio 54 was the space itself. Remarkably, it never felt overcrowded, even when it was full to its capacity of people. A long, wide, dark entrance hall, its carpeted floor inclining upward, led to the big round bar, with plenty of room around it to cluster and circulate. Beyond that was the 11,000-square-foot dance floor with its 85-foot-high ceiling. A staircase off the entrance hall led to the plush mezzanine lounge, a second bar, and the broad, curving balcony with its rising rows of maroon velvet theater seats, from which you could watch the dancers below or, higher up, hide out. “Every nook and cranny was turned into a party room,” says 54 busboy Richard Notar, who is now the general manager of the restaurant Nobu in Tribeca. “Even the room where the guys who cleaned up kept their brooms had a sofa in it. You wouldn’t believe the things those guys used to find: jewels, pills, money, cashmere scarves, a camera with an ounce of coke in it.”
The well-built young bartenders and busboys wore gym shorts and sneakers, and danced as they made and served drinks. “It was visceral entertainment,” says Schrager. “They were all part of the show.” According to Notar, they worked hard, “but it was so much fun. I’d jump in a limousine in my shorts and a leather jacket and go to P. J. Clarke’s and get 30 or 40 hamburgers to go—whatever it took to make the party. I played pinball with Chip Carter, the president’s son. We had these pinball machines from the Elton John party that we’d put in the basement. Once, Margaret Trudeau called me at my parents’ house at four in the morning. The prime minister’s wife! Vitas Gerulaitis, who had a beautiful banana-colored Rolls-Royce, drove me home to Queens a couple of times. Catherine Guinness went as me, in shorts and no shirt, when Halston had that drag party.”
“Steve thought he was above the law. The quaaludes had a lot to do with it.”
The greatest wonder of all was Steve Rubell working the door. From 11:30 until 1, he would stand on a step stool above the crowd, choosing who would make it beyond the velvet rope, which they had put up originally to keep out the Eighth Avenue derelicts who were wandering into the foyer to warm up. “People got so pissed at the door policy because it smacked of elitism,” says Schrager, “but it had absolutely nothing to do with race, creed, color, or religion. It was just exercising the same discretion you’d use when you have a party in your home.”
“It’s like mixing a salad,” Rubell used to say, “or casting a play. If it gets too straight, then there’s not enough energy in the room. If it gets too gay, then there’s no glamour. We want it to be bisexual. Very, very, very bisexual.” An insider elaborates: “Steve had certain criteria. He wanted the most famous, glamorous, rich, beautiful, and interesting people. He used to joke, ‘If I wasn’t the owner, I wouldn’t be allowed in.'” Among those who were excluded, at one time or another, were Frank Sinatra, the president of Cyprus, the King of Saudi Arabia’s son, Roberta Flack, and several young Kennedys, who then defected to Xenon, 54’s competitor on West 43rd Street.
To a large degree, the door policy made Studio 54. “It created an exhilarating commonality,” says Paul Wilmot, now a Conde Nast vice president, then an executive at Halston Fragrances. “The feeling was: We’re all here together, and we’re all really cool because we’re here.”
Al Corley says, “You felt like it was a safe place to drop your guard. I could kiss a guy, I could kiss a girl—it’s O.K. by everybody in here, by guys in suits and guys in dresses, girls in shorts and ladies in gowns. It was about the fantasies of everyone in there. Studio 54 really was a theme park for adults.”
“Studio 54 was the great leveler,” adds Park Avenue hostess Nan Kempner. “And no matter how tired you were, you’d be there for five minutes and you’d feel really marvelous. The music got to you, and the fact that everybody seemed to be happy and jolly. Although I did have that unpleasant Truman Capote night there. He was all set to go bam, bam, bam in my face. This vile little man. A few nights later, Halston had a party in the Olympic Tower, and Truman came up to me and said, ‘I’m so sorry, but when I get smashed, I look at you and see Jerry Zipkin.’ I said, ‘That’s the most unflattering thing anybody’s ever said to me.'” That was the closest thing to a barroom brawl at Studio 54, and I was the one who stopped the Tiny Terror from striking the Social X-ray, a heroic act for which Liz Smith called me “the Saint Francis of Assisi of the silly socialite set.”
At one, when Steve Rubell came into il the club and played host, Ian Schrager usually went home to his girlfriend, in those days the designer Norma Kamali, after making sure that everything was running smoothly. Schrager was the introvert who made things work. He didn’t hang out with the stars. They got to know him when he planned parties for them. “I wanted to give a circus party for Valentino’s birthday,” says Valentino’s business partner, Giancarlo Giammetti. “Ian put it together in three days. We had a circus ring with sand, and mermaids on trapezes. Fellini gave us costumes from his film The Clowns. Valentino was the ringmaster, and Marina Schiano came as a palm reader with a parrot on her shoulder.”
Schrager told me that the parties were “promotional marketing tools. We solicited people; they didn’t solicit us. We spent anywhere from $2,500 up to $100,000 for the Halloween parties, which were my favorites.” Schrager also put together, with superflorist Renny Reynolds, extravaganzas on New Year’s Eve (the first one featured a performance by Grace Jones with a bevy of boys on leashes), Valentine’s Day (for one, 54 was turned into a garden complete with sod, flower beds, and picket fencing), and Oscar night (“I remember ordering a truckload of popcorn,” says Reynolds). Bianca Jagger’s 1978 birthday bash was a “baby party,” with ice-cream-cone vases, bowls of Cracker Jacks, and busboys in diapers. For Rubell’s birthday that December, Bianca popped out of the birthday cake and was nearly suffocated in a blizzard of plastic snow. The party Alana Hamilton gave for Mercedes heir Mick Flick featured a Mercedes wrapped in gold lame. A brigade of Hell’s Angels on Harleys roared onto the dance floor for Carmen d’Alessio’s birthday party. Karl Lagerfeld had a candlelit 18th-century party with the busboys in court dress and powdered wigs and, just to twist things up, a live reggae concert at three in the morning. Armani lined the entrance hall with classical violinists in white tie; his twist was a performance by the transvestite Ballet Trocadero de Monte Carlo. The most amazing party of all was for Elizabeth Taylor’s birthday in 1978. The Rockettes performed and then presented the movie star, who was standing on a float of gardenias between Halston and her then husband, Senator John Warner of Virginia, with a cake that was a full-size portrait of her. As Taylor gamely cut a good-luck slice from the buttercream bosom, Warner fled the paparazzi.
On any given night at Studio 54, one could find Diana Ross, Fran Lebowitz, and Farrah Fawcett on the dance floor, John McEnroe, Ilie Nastase, and Cheryl Tiegs at the bar, Lynn Wyatt, Sao Schlumberger, and Kenny Jay Lane on a banquette, Barry Diller, Calvin Klein, and David Geffen against the back wall, Rod Stewart, Peter Frampton, and Ryan O’Neal up in the balcony, Peter Beard in the ladies’ room, Debbie Harry in the men’s room, and a teenage Michael Jackson in the D.J. booth, playing with the lights and sound. “It was so exciting I sometimes had to take a tranquilizer,” says Beauregard Houston-Montgomery. “You saw so many celebrities. The code was: You didn’t speak to them, but very often they spoke to you. I don’t think any stalkers got into 54. Steve Rubell was the stalker.”
“Steve would see his friends a mile away,” says a star who was a regular. “He would whisk you in, put a quaalude in your hand, give you a drink, and give you a bartender too. There was a great deal of sexual tension all the time. And there was sex going on—in the balcony, on the fire escapes, down in the basement.”
The basement of 54, a warren of storage areas connected by zigzagging passageways, has become infamous as a kind of orgiastic inner sanctum. As editor of Interview, which was often criticized as being the house organ of 54, I was the rare journalist allowed downstairs. While it was easy enough to buy a gram of cocaine there, mostly the in-crowd sat around talking the night away while busboys ran in and out with bottles of Stolichnaya. The basement’s high point occurred after the launch party of Yves Saint Laurent’s Opium perfume, when the triumphant French designer entered one of the cyclone-fenced storage bins and was greeted by Halston, who grandly kissed him on both cheeks. “You have just witnessed one of the great moments in the history of fashion,” declared Truman Capote. “If you care about the history of fashion.”
The First time the basement was ever used was as a “rehearsal space” for Liza Minnelli, Bianca Jagger, Halston, and Warhol, who were putting on “an act” for the first-anniversary party, in April 1978. “It was like Spanky and Our Gang—let’s do a show,” Schrager reminisces. “Except instead of Alfalfa and Spanky, it was Steve and me. That was the underlying spirit of 54. There was an innocence about it, a spontaneity. It got corrupted, unfortunately.”
Houston-Montgomery recalls a haunting scene: “It was Five A.M. Steve, Halston, Bianca, and Elsa Peretti were still there. Steve grabbed Bianca to dance. He was falling all over her. Finally Elsa Peretti stood up and tangoed Bianca away, and a hunky bartender had to help Steve off the dance floor.”
“I would rather die than talk about Studio 54,” Bianca Jagger told me when I approached her about this story. “I wish it never existed.”
On December 14, 1978, some 30 I.R.S. agents entered Studio 54, apprehended Ian Schrager, and seized garbage bags full of cash from the basement, Financial records hidden behind ceiling panels, and Five ounces of cocaine. Rubell was also arrested that day. The club was thought to be taking in $70,000 a night, and the owners were accused of skimming $2.5 million. Schrager and Rubell were released the next morning on $50,000 bail each, worked out by their lawyer, Roy Cohn. On June 28, 1979, a grand jury indicted them and Jack Dushey on 12 counts, including fraud and tax evasion. They pleaded not guilty. And then Rubell made headlines by accusing President Carter’s White House chief of staff, Hamilton Jordan, of using cocaine in the basement of 54 in April 1978.
“Ultimately, Steve became completely mad with his power,” says a close friend. “He lost his mind. He thought he was above the law. The drugs—the quaaludes—had a lot to do with it. He was completely out of touch with reality.”
Meanwhile, as Roy Cohn negotiated a plea bargain, the party at Studio 54 went on and on and on. That September, Rubell and Schrager unveiled a million-dollar expansion, including a third floor with a lavish new bar and a moving bridge which swept above the dance floor. In November, after Dushey turned state’s evidence against them, Rubell and Schrager pleaded guilty to two counts of corporate and personal income-tax evasion, and in January 1980 they were sentenced to three and a half years. Liza Minnelli sang “New York, New York” at their farewell party. After serving one year—six months in “the Tombs” in Manhattan and six months in a minimum-security prison in Alabama—they provided information leading to the conviction of four other New York club owners, including Maurice Brahms, and were paroled to New York’s Phoenix House.
“So we had an enforced interlude in our lives,” says Schrager. “Thank God we were together and were able to keep our zest for life. Steve was like the mayor of jail, the same way he was the mayor of Studio 54. It was there that we decided we wanted to go into the hotel business. Because we suffered something most people don’t when they make a mistake like we did: we couldn’t go back into the business we knew. We didn’t have anything when we got out. I remember Calvin Klein offering to give us a blank check, which of course we didn’t take.”
While they were in prison, Studio 54 was bought by hotel owner Mark Fleischman, who ran it with Carmen d’Alessio, Schrager’s right hand Michael Overington, and Marc Benecke, the doorman Rubell had trained, who later went on to run Bar One in West Hollywood. But it was never quite the same, even after their release, when they helped Fleischman on events such as Marci Klein’s sweet-16 party. It closed in 1983. Rubell and Schrager took over Fleischman’s Executive Hotel on Madison Avenue at 38th Street in exchange for notes he owed them. They hired Andree Putman, the avant-garde Parisian designer, to turn it into Morgans, New York’s First boutique hotel, and held casting calls for doormen and bellhops. Bianca Jagger moved into a penthouse suite, and across the hall, Rubell told friends, Cher’s visitors included Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer. Morgans turned a proFft in its First year, with a 96 percent occupancy rate.
The $10 million Palladium opened in 1985, but Rubell and Schrager were high-paid consultants rather than owners, because as convicted felons they couldn’t get a liquor license. They were now much more focused on the hotel business. They bought a rambling mansion on the ocean in Southampton and began dating two employees of Carolina Herrera’s. Schrager became engaged to Herrera’s head of public relations, Deborah Hughes, and Rubell started living with Bill Hamilton, Herrera’s design associate.
“Steve had never had a long-term relationship before,” says Hamilton. “But then, he never expected to live long. Somebody who goes at his pace, and created something that big, well, your body and mind just can’t do it for a long time. He always told me he’d rather do what he wanted and live less than do nothing and live to 75.”
I visited Hamilton in the West 55th Street apartment he shared with Rubell, who had rented it in the mid-70s. “This was Steve’s room, which was completely black then,” he said, showing me the bedroom, which is now blue and white and airy. “Even the windows were painted black. Because he’d get home at six in the morning, and the only time he could sleep was during the day. The bathroom was covered in gold foil, and the kitchen was all mirrors—the ceiling, the floor, everything.”
In the living room, which was once littered with props from Studio 54 parties, Hamilton pointed to a pair of mahogany bookshelves on either side of the white brick fireplace. “I’m going to show you something,” he said. He proceeded to pull the bookshelves away from the walls, which are covered in red fabric, and then pry the walls themselves open to reveal more shelving set into what had once been window frames. On the right side were stacks of accounting ledgers, going back to Rubell’s Steak Lofts and the Enchanted Garden, and piles of yellowed press clippings about Studio 54. The shelves on the left were empty.
“This is where Steve said he used to keep the money,” Hamilton explained. “He told me that one day he invited Andy Warhol over and put a big pile of cash on the coffee table and left him alone for a couple of hours to play with it. Because he knew how happy that would make Andy.”
Or as the late King of Disco’s nephew, Jason Rubell, who owns the Greenview Hotel in Miami Beach, put it, “Steve made you feel so good, always. His high came off of you. He felt good if you felt good.”
Crawfish Boil
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients
- 10 pounds live crawfish
- 2 oranges, cut into thick rounds
- 2 lemons, cut into thick rounds
- 1 garlic head, cloves separated and peeled
- 1/4 cup salt
- 2 tablespoons ground black pepper
- 1 tablespoon chili powder, preferably homemade
- 2 teaspoons cayenne
- 2 bay leaves
- 8 to 12 small new potatoes
- 4 ears corn, cut in half
- 1 pound small boiling onions
- Salt, freshly-ground black pepper and cayenne to sprinkle over the crawfish and vegetables
Instructions
- Rinse crawfish well. Put them into a large pot of water and let them sit for about 30 minutes (you can skip this soaking process if the crawfish are farm-raised and purged of mud). While the crawfish bathe, pour 4 to 5 gallons of water into a large stockpot. Add to it the oranges, lemons, garlic, salt, black pepper, chili powder, cayenne and bay leaves. Bring the water to a boil, and cook the spices 10 to 15 minutes. Add the potatoes, corn and onions. After the liquid returns to a boil, cook the vegetables for 5 minutes.
- Drain crawfish from their soaking bath, and ad them to the stockpot. After the liquid again returns to a boil, cook the crawfish for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove the pot from the heat, cover it, and let the crawfish and vegetables steep in the liquid for 10 minutes. Drain the liquid from the pot.
- Serve everything heaped on big platters, with plenty of newspapers on the side to soak up drippings from the peeling and eating, all done with the fingers. Sprinkle salt, pepper, and cayenne over the crawfish and vegetables as you eat, and, after you break off the tails, be sure to suck the fat from the crawfish heads.
What was the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?
When I was ten years old, I went on vacation with my grandparents. Now, a couple things you have to understand about my grandpa is that:
1. He was a trucker for 30 years
2. He grew up very poor.
Somehow, this manifested into him being all about gas station food and also insisting on eating every last bite of food he purchased for himself or anybody else. You waste nothing—ever.
Anyway.
We pull up to some random gas station in the middle of nowhere. I’m starving to death and see that on their menu they have BLTs, but not just any BLT, but THE MONSTER BLT. Being a stupid kid, I didn’t even read the description. I like bacon. So why not?
So I said, “Hey Gramps, will you buy me this BLT?”
In his rugged accent he says “I buy it, you eat it.”
I swear to God he sounds just like Clint Eastwood.
So I think well yeah I’m going to eat it. Why wouldn’t I eat it?
So a few minutes later, the gas station lady pushes something that looks like this across the counter toward me:
My palms got sweaty. But I was up for the challenge. I actually believed my 60 lb. self could handle a sandwich of this magnitude.
About a quarter of the way into it, I was trying to think of ways to get rid of the thing. Maybe there was a dog somewhere? Maybe I could knock it in the floor. Surely my grandpa wouldn’t make me eat a BLT off a gas station floor…would he? Across the table from me, my grandpa sipped his coffee, eyeing my every movement. I had no choice but to eat on.
Finally, I swallowed the last morsel. And, to my amazement I didn’t barf.
I looked at my grandpa expecting some sort of congratulations.
He smirked and asked, “Got room for dessert?”
Today, my grandpa has Alzheimer’s, but this is one story he can recall on command.
Why does China need the US more than the US needs China?
China no longer needs the US more than the reverse. Things have changed.
China is the world’s sole manufacturing superpower. It owns all the critical supply chains. The US relies on China for vital imports.
China owns a huge chunk of US debt. If China should sell off all its US Treasury holdings, the US will be royally fucked.
China is becoming technologically less reliant on the US, particularly in the semiconductor field. China has mastered DUV lithography for 14nm nodes and above. Recently, China filed a critical EUV lithography patent!
Chinese trade is becoming less reliant on the US market, as the Global South is rising. Trade within the BRICS is huge.
China and BRICS are de-dollarizing. They are moving away from the US Dollar as the primary reserve currency.
Listen up, America: Bye. Bye. Bye.
Putin & China DEVASTATE US Dollar: BRICS Multi-Currency System Revealed
Is it better to bring the jobs back home or to keep exporting them to China, India, Vietnam, and Mexico?
How?
Let’s take semiconductor fabrication that TSMC does
TSMC, Taiwan pays the equivalent of $ 21,700 a year for a Trainee Engineer and $ 40,000 a year for a Junior Process Engineer
The JPE works 12 hours per shift including 75 minutes off for Lunch plus Coffee Breaks
That’s 10 Hrs 45 Minutes per effective shift
JPE in US is paid a minimum of $ 87,000 a year
The JPE works for 9 hours per shift including 1 1/2 hours off for Lunch plus 2 Coffee Breaks
That’s 7 Hrs 30 Minutes per effective shift
Thus the effective salary equivalent in US is (10 3/4 / 7 1/2) * 87000 = $ 124,700
This means the cost for the Output of 10 Million Chips in TSMC in Taiwan would be the same as the cost of the Output of only 10 Million * (40000/124700) = 3.20 Million Chips
(This is a lot of simplification because US has a lot of other costs that Taiwan doesn’t have not to mention Color Politics, Minority Politics etc)
So at the outset the fact is that US can manufacture only 1/3 of the Output that Taiwan can manufacture with the same production budget
So US needs a higher production budget which is 3 times the production budget for Taiwan
This means the Break even cost would rise significantly
Today TSMC sells a Processor Chipset on retail for $ 48 to $ 279 per Phone (Or Mediatek..you get the just)
This allows a Smartphone to be sold for between $ 100 to $ 1200
If this cost rose to $ 144 to $ 840 per Phone
This means a Smartphone needs to sell for :-
$ 300 to $ 3600
Even if you halve the profits, that’s still
$ 224 to $ 2450
Would you pay ₹ 3,05,600/- for a top end Iphone Or ₹ 1,37,666/- for a Low end Iphone
Would you pay 14,312 RMB for a Xiaomi 14?
People who purchase smartphones once every 15 months will now buy once every 35/40 months
So How do you bring jobs back home?
It’s Economically Unviable
You need someone qualified who can live in the US and be happy with $ 30,000 a year
Only the CHINESE have those numbers today
And Mainland China pays the same, so you need to pay them $ 50,000 and get around 125,000 Chinese skill workers
That’s Political Problems
That’s Migrant problems
You think you can get 125,000 Chinese Migrants with Skills to work in USA without the politicians screaming their heads off ans Unions going Apeshit?
You can try to get a bunch of Koreans, Taiwanese and Indian workers
Sadly Koreans and Taiwanese don’t have the Numbers and Indians simply need 5 years training minimum to work in such a Industry commercially at US Cost which China managed at US Cost between 2011–2016
Let’s say you manage to crack and make highly advanced Robots and get them to replace workers and make Semiconductor Chips
Even if you work the scale, that’s ok for the most advanced engineering
What about Mid Level Products?
What about Low Level Products?
So either you need Mass Immigration or Mass Automation
The former and latter both need a heavy infusion of C H I N A
China has the skilled workers plus the ability to automate your factories at a third or half the cost
Nobody else on earth can handle such a scale
Not the Japs, the Koreans or the Singaporeans
They can’t manage even a sixth of the scale of automation needed to produce advanced products at lower economies of scale/low cost of production to remain competitive
This means Thawing things with China
So How do you bring back manufacturing to the US without Migrants, Automation or China?
Option 1 – Pump Billions and Billions into Automation in India and after Two Decades which I believe would take Three in Indias case – use India for Migrants and Automation
Would US wait 30 years?.
Would India be willing to cut off 1/3–1/2 of its Unskilled workforce to accommodate machines and Automation at the Lower levels?
Option 2 – Quietly keep following Status Quo and manage to have some bogus numbers supporting your “Manufacturing back to US” claims, serve out your four years and pretend you changed everything and blame the previous guy or the next guy
Pretty likely this is what US is going to do
For a Developed Economy – the only way to maintain healthy employment is through MORE SERVICES and MORE VALUE ADDITION
It’s why you have Showrooms to sell cars and why you don’t buy directly from factories
DUNE – 1950’s Super Panavision 70
When have you fired someone on the spot?
I was in a meeting when it was interrupted by one of my engineers saying he needed me for an emergency. He took me to another meeting room where I found our 19 year old receptionist crying. She was accompanied by another woman from the office.
In the elevator on the way up after lunch she was alone with one of the guys from our office. When the door closed he pushed her against the wall and pulled her shirt up to feel her breasts.
I walked out, found the guy and told the guy in the next cubicle to supervise him. He had 15 minutes to clear out and we would mail him his check for work till lunch time. He asked why, I said the name of the receptionist. “But she wanted it!” You are still fired with cause.
I went back to the room where she was now starting to recover, told her that he would be gone in 15 minutes and said that if she wanted to file a complaint with police the company would support her and any time off to deal with it would be paid time off. In the end her boyfriend convinced her to forget it. I think that was the wrong decision, but it was her decision.
EDIT: He was married, I hope he had trouble explaining his job loss to his wife.
What’s your number one motivation for going to work every day besides a paycheck?
I’m 55 years old. I’m unmarried and have no kids. Short of a lottery jackpot win, I’m unlikely to ever get married. I can’t get what I want and don’t want what I can get.
I started at Walmart 9 1/2 years ago. At that time, I was 300 pounds, broke, bankrupt, and living in my brother’s basement. I was also a video game addict.
Reality speaking, what did I have to live for? I would joke,” I’m fat, live in my brother’s basement and work for Walmart. Somebody please just shoot me.”
Seven years ago I got totally disillusioned with gaming and quit cold turkey. After quickly becoming bored, I decided to try and make some money by working overtime. After 6 months I had an idea: Is it possible to retire with over $1 million from working at Walmart.
So here I am today. I have a net worth of $386k and will easily have $1 million before I retire at 70. That’s why I upped the goal. I want $2 million now. The goal is my new game which I track every week. It’s the reason I get up every morning at 5am. It’s why I worked 19 straight days and will finally have a day off in 2 weeks.
Edit: I live cheap and work a lot of OT. I drive a 21 year old Chevy Cavalier with 169k miles on it and live in a $335/mo apartment. I suppose my expenses are around $1200/mo.
Then there’s the OT. I’m up to making $14.91/hr, but I’ve averaged $45k/yr for the past 6 years. I put in 600 hours of OT and cashed in all of my paid time off last year. I add $15-$20k to my investments every year.
Edit 2: Same car and apartment. I’m up to $16.25/hr now. I put in 1100 hours of OT last year and should have between 600–700 this year. The pandemic damaged my stock holdings for a couple of months, but I came roaring back thanks to 31 shares of AMZN and 200 shares of IDXX and have almost $582k now. I think I can easily hit the $2 million goal so I have to consider retiring earlier than 70 1/2.
Edie 3: 7/24/21. I’m back to overnight stocking at $18.15/hr. Still working OT, but less than 400 hours this year. Still same car and apartment. Net worth $870k. I actually changed my plans so that I retire at 67 1/2 with $2.5 million.
Want a formula for wealth? $17,500 per year invested at a 10% average return for 20 years is $1 million.
Edit 7/12/24: 60 years old now. $19.19/hr. Not doing much OT anymore. $1,090,000 net worth. Changed plans to retire at 65 with $1.7 million.
S!mp around and find out? Another nightmare w0man destroys a good man. Unbelievable story!
What was the most satisfying way you saw a defense get derailed in a courtroom?
As a witness in a trial you don’t get to see other witnesses take the stand so the only experience I had with defense attorneys was when I testified.
With that being said, I was involved in a case where the defendant was in federal prison on a drug charge and was coming up for release. I was notified by the local sheriff’s department that they were investigating him for sexually assaulting his girlfriends young daughter but didn’t have enough to make an arrest because the girlfriend and her daughter would not cooperate. They asked if he had any contact with the daughter since being incarcerated. There were no visits, but we did find telephone calls that were placed to the mother from him.
I reviewed the calls and found there were times when the mother would put her on the phone with him. Sure enough he was on the a recorded telephone telling this young girl not to cooperate as he was getting out of federal prison soon and coming there if she tells the police anything.
I testified to the phone calls, what was said and how I knew it was him on the telephone. After the prosecutor was done tying the evidence to the defendant, it was the defense attorney turn. He looked at me and said I have no questions. The look on his face said it all. His client was not only found guilty of the sexual assault on a minor, he was found guilty of tampering with a witness. He was sentenced to the maximum sentence at that time which was 24 years by the state.
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
- I’ve stopped having friends. As the years have gone by, and especially during the lock down, work completely took over my life as friends got married, had kids, and/or became insane conspiracy theorists. Maybe if I had talked to them more, I could have mitigated this, but as it is now, talking to them has become too much of an effort. The only “friends” I have left are coworkers, and as I work from home, our interactions are remote, and while I like a lot of them, these relationships are inherently transient. I find a new job or they do, and eventually—if not immediately—we’ll never have contact again..
- I’ve stopped having romantic relationships. When all you do is work, there isn’t time left for anything other than running errands. Even if I were working in an office, HR actively discourages relationships, and if your coworkers are the only people you regularly interact with, where are you going to meet anyone else?
- I’ve stopped trying to stop drinking. There doesn’t seem to be any point. I did a lot of data analysis in grad school, climate change has already made the world unrecognizable, but people don’t see it or feel it until it happens to them or someone they care about. Right now our primary concern is higher prices, and wages haven’t kept up with inflation for about 50 years. We work too hard for too little, and I’m grateful to be close to 50, or to at least have had a chance to screw up my life on my own terms and live during a time when it was possible to buy a house and have kids without having to earn at least six figures. I managed to buy a studio apartment and save some money, but I couldn’t afford to have a kid even if I wanted one.
- I’ve stopped really caring about work. It’s beaten into our brains since childhood, and school is really just practice for work, or trains us to wake up when we don’t want to to do other shit that we don’t want to. Per the data, I should quit my job now and try to enjoy the last relatively healthy years I have left, but I’m stuck with the same biases and fears as everyone else.
- I’ve stopped writing novels. I got one, or a third of one, traditionally published, but they just don’t sell. 8,000 words of erotica (or porn) sells for as much as a 50,000 word novel, and they keep on selling with no effort on my part. I still write articles and short stories, but writing a novel takes time and energy I just don’t have, and the erotica sells over 100 times better.
- I no longer try to pick up women. I had a fling two years ago and it did us both some good, but there were too many scheduling issues and it began to feel like just another job. For all the Republicans wondering why people are lonelier and having less children, maybe a living wage, a return to better social safety nets, and some time would help. I make a good living at a job that’s considered to be decent, but if I didn’t own this place, I’d barely be able to make rent. To save anything, I’d have to pay a grand a month to rent a room—not an apartment—in an outer borough. Regardless, as with my friends, I no longer feel like I have much to offer or say to anyone.
- I’ve stopped doing hard drugs. Again, this began to feel like just another pointless job, and a lot of drug users age out. It becomes too much of an effort and an expense to wait for some drug dealer in a lousy neighborhood or spend more for deliveries from people you don’t really want to know where you live. It’s cheaper and easier to just get drunk.
- I’ve stopped reading as much. My job has fried my eyes, and I just don’t have the time.
- I’ve stopped thinking about changing careers. You work in a field for 20 years, and that’s how employers see you, regardless of what certificates or degrees you get. Other industries are hesitant to risk giving you an entry level position, as you probably make more in the middle of where you are or could be, and there are other actuarial issues to consider, even though the price of group healthcare goes up every year while our benefits go down.
- I’ve stopped arguing with innumerate, close-minded people who claim to accept science. The right is worse than the left, but there’s an increasing tendency on both sides to pick and choose the science that fits their ideology. We have the solutions to most of our problems, or at this point, to at least mitigate them, but if people don’t like the answer, even if it’s clearly the best alternative by far, they won’t accept it.
At least I don’t have to commute or ever update my wardrobe, or blow money on stupid status symbols to get ahead. I can do my job on autopilot while I get drunk and listen to music, and I have a rescue cat who’s been a great pal.
In other words, it could always be worse.
China Is Sending A Clear Message… STAY OUT
In the military, what was the worst demotion you ever saw?
During my time in the German Army, there was this guy who was in charge of our TOW anti-tank missile system maintenance. Once every year, we had to bring our TOW systems to another camp where they would be thoroughly checked, serviced, and repaired.
I remember very well when I saw this maintenance guy for the first time: his hair was way too long, he hadn’t shaved, and his uniform looked as if he had been wearing it for several months. I asked my platoon leader what his story was and he told me:
Years ago, this soldier had been sent to the United States to learn everything about the intricacies of TOW maintenance. He was one of only three people (one for every Army Corps) who had gone through this special training and was a specialist on the highest level.
Unfortunately, he was also a lazy drunkard who didn’t give a fuck about anything. Sometimes, he didn’t show up for work for several days in a row. The Army couldn’t kick him out, because then, one third of the German Army’s anti-tank missile systems would have been left without proper maintenance.
A TOW system being repaired (photo: NATO).
The only way to react to his numerous infractions was to demote him. He was once a First Lieutenant, but when I saw him for the first time, he was only a Staff Sergeant. Normally, an officer can’t be ‘demoted’ to Non-Commissioned Officer (NCO), but with him, the Army made a big exception.
I would see this guy again a year later, this time in our barracks. We had been waiting in vain that he completed all the maintenance tasks on our systems and therefore, the Army decided that instead of sending the weapon systems to him, they would send him to our barracks.
This way, he would be under more scrutiny (we could check on him every day to see if he was working) and finish his job much quicker. It worked: he got all the work done in less than two weeks.
The last time I saw him, he had been demoted to Sergeant.
I’m With the Banned
Submitted into Contest #247 in response to: Imagine a world where exploration is forbidden, and write a story about a character who defies this rule to satisfy their innate curiosity.… view prompt
Jeremy Stevens
This story contains sensitive content
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“And you met him, where?”
“At the dugout…”
“I mean, where, the first time?”
“Online.”
“Where online?”
“CuddlesClub. He said he was fifteen though…”
“And how long had you chatted with him, before…”
“Two months, maybe?”
“And when you met him…”
“He could have been fifteen, maybe.”
“But he wasn’t. You knew this, right?”
“Yes.”
“How did you know this?”
“Just the way you know things.”
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“But she’s only twelve.”
“The State does not give her permission.”
“She was raped.”
“Better than being a murderer.”
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Noam is playing with blocks on the floor. He uses them not only to build, but to spell. His latest word is “dim”; his phrase: We are a dim lot. Noam is going on four.
Naomi and I are cuddling on the torn loveseat. She entered my life when Noam was born. I am sixteen now; Naomi is nineteen. Naomi named him Noam, said it was a good name, said it meant “pleasantness” and that Noam Chomsky said we are born with “innate linguistic aptitude.”
“It’s a silent ‘fuck you’ to the suppression from the State,” she told me.
I didn’t get it at all then. I get it a bit more, now.
Naomi kisses my cheek, and hums Jack Johnson: …it’s so much better when we’re together.
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We are huddled in the shanty. The rain has finally stopped, so Naomi has gone out looking for food. So long as she stays to the alleys, she should be fine. Better food there, anyhow. Lots of restaurants; lots of waste. Last week her foraging yielded an unopened bag of pre-cooked, deveined, tail-removed shrimp. Noam found it delightful.
I was twelve when my parents were imprisoned. My father’d called the judge a sick beast and away they went, both of them. I was sitting behind them with some person in a white robe.
Now now, she tapped my knee. Now now.
I was fat with child and my back hurt. Heavily medicated, I haven’t much memory of those times. Naomi says there’s much we are not allowed to do. Being together is one of them.
“What happens if they find us together?”
“Just stick to the script.”
But Naomi is white, which is also a problem.
“Who’ll believe we’re sisters, Naomi? You’re white and I’m…”
Naomi just kisses me then. It is a hard kiss. Passionate. She grips the nape of my neck and puts her forehead to mine. “Sweet angel, I do so love you.”
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At four, Noam is still a thumb sucker. Despite our attempts at potty training he still has to wear diapers, and still Noam cannot speak intelligible words. His block spelling has plateaued. While we have no reliable source for nutrition, Naomi is resourceful and provides our RDA of the necessary food groups but still Noam’s eyes are jaundiced, his gums are bleeding, his skin is scaly. He’s been given to highs of rage and lows of slurping depression. He’s pulled out most of his hair; his fingertips and nails are nubbbed from scratching our earthen floor. I’ve tried to love on him —we both have— and sometimes he’ll relent but more often he’ll gnash and growl.
“What do you think the problem is, Naomi?”
“How well did you know his father?”
—–
It was on one of her last forays that Naomi returned with books. “I found them in the dumpster,” she exclaimed delightedly, “all brand new.”
Governor DeSatanist. We both knew it, but we dared not speak of it, FOR JESUS CHRIST HATH DECREED THAT the right the abort, the right same sex, the right to read, THE RIGHT TO EXPLORE OPTIONS are no longer rights, but SINS, all in the names of murder! defilement! propaganda!
“Oh, Naomi, what beautiful treasures. The Giving Tree. What in the world?”
“Sexist.”
“Exploring Civil Rights: The Movement.”
“Racially motivated.”
“Bridge to Terabithia? I loved this book.
“Promoting the occult.”
“Where the Wild Things Are.”
“Again. Too demonic, they say.”
“All of these were tossed? The Outsiders (too violent!), To Kill a Mockingbird (too mature!)…oh, I love this one but never heard of it: My Moms Love Me.”
We both looked down at our four-year-old, teething on a sandal.
—–
There is heavy foot traffic outside our tin-roofed shanty. They are marching in unison. Regimental, a tap-tap on the door: big bad white men instilling fear in two biracial dykes and a bastard invalid. We know why they are here. Surprised it took them so long.
The walls of our shanty are now lined with books: banned books, we assume, for they’d all been discarded. Several months ago, we’d opened our doors for exploration, purely word of mouth quite naturally as we —Naomi and I, and Noam— are not known to exist, not any longer. (For it’s been assumed, we assume, that we were wiped clean during the last fumigation, we fitting all their criteria of filth, after all.) Prior to finding us, our people had been fed the The History You Need to Know twenty-volume series; The Jesus Christ Giver’s Guide: How to be a Good Citizen; and The Lives of Hunter and Paisley five-volume series (Birth-Elementary Homeschool; Homeschool in the Neighborhood; College is not Necessary; Adulting with People Like You; Growing Old Quietly and Respectfully).
For the past several months, though, we’ve allowed our people to travel, to read with delight words that are actually said, emotions that are actually felt. Our people have been able to find comfort in words, healing words, words that have allowed them to transcend the NORM and to explore the lives of others, the majesty of foreign lands without the privilege of escape from this, our “home of the free because of the brave,” words and emotions that are now SINS because…because…
is there one right answer here?
Because independent thought is treachery. An enemy of progress.
Because “who controls the past controls the future, and who controls the present controls the past.” Because “the best books are those that tell you what you already know.”
Orwell, too, has been banned, of course. But we have him in our library.
Had, for we have been discovered.
—–
We are not going to be stoned, or burned like witches. We are not going to the rack or the gallows, or the chair. We are not going to be strapped to a gurney and punctured with needles. We are not going to be shot, or even gassed.
Our “fumigation” is the now-proverbial Jim Jones’ Drinking the Kool-Aid, though still we get to live, very much like the donkeys at the end of Pinocchio, also banned for its debauchery on Pleasure Island: as sheep in the fields, after the surgeries are complete, we shall follow without question, we shall bleat unintelligibly, we shall chew the cud from dawn ‘til dusk with those indistinguishable from ourselves.
We shall cause no further problems. We shall be obedient.
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young – Almost Cut My Hair (Live at Farm Aid 2000)
Is the USA the only winner of the trade war? Its economy is healthy, even if consumers face higher prices. Meanwhile, both the EU and China seem to have lost, showing slower growth, high unemployment, declining profits, and falling consumption.
The US is an immensely powerful economy
It has everything you can want
Abundance of Natural Resources , Raw Materials, Technology and a Capital Market that’s larger than the next four countries combined
It is exactly where the UK was in the 1880s-1920s
At the peak of the Empire – UK had abundance of resources, raw materials, Technology and a Capital Market larger than the next six countries combined
The UK was however structurally weak and becoming weaker by the minute due to a :-
System of tremendous inequality afforded to the Nobility and Upper Classes
Consistent Militarization to keep the Colonial Empire intact
Increasing influence of Politics and helping the Upper Classes keep influence for almost 40 years between 1880–1920 that forced many others to migrate or become disillusioned
This ensured that when the German war machine hit the UK in 1940 – it decimated the entire structure
Colonialism was their only way to keep their wealth and when Colonialism disappeared, so did their absolute power
Now the US is structurally as weak as the UK is :-
It has a tremendous reliance on credit and debt
It has massive inequality
It has a Corrupt Political structure that ensures the survival of the Upper Classes and Rich at the expense of the Average American leading to significant disillusionment
Its Militarization is so expansive that it’s taken the entire nation hostage
The US Dollar as Global Reserve and Bretton Woods is their only way to keep their wealth and absolute power
Thus the US will do whatever it takes to keep their Dollar Dominance
Unfortunately the Trade War is the worst way to do so
Weaponizing what you need to maintain your dominance is stupid
The British did a lot of terrible stuff to maintain their Colonialism and by doing so they made things far worse than it should have been
The Americans are doing a lot of terrible stuff to maintain their dominance but they are actually making things far worse
Now China is a formidable economy but has a lot of people and lesser natural resources than the US has
However it is Structurally Strong
It has such a strong reliance on Assets that there is virtually zero unsecured debt anywhere on the Mainland
It has a rising middle class and all its policies are aimed to boost the middle class rather than help the upper classes get richer
It’s Militarization is entirely self contained and stand alone
It has inequality but it’s increasingly reducing rather than increasing
They thus have the potential to grow their global influence tremendously
Everything else is paper
The Equation is that US is declining and the Global South is emerging
GDP numbers, Unemployment are all blips and paper numbers that dont carry any significance to the Structural Strength and Resilience of an Economy
Best example is Russia
On the surface, Russia looked weak and broken when the Ukrainian Conflict started which led to many economists predict its eventual collapse
Yet few economists and some others students of economics like myself knew that Russia was structurally strong and very resilient and the result is today Russia is thriving and Germany is sinking faster
So the Trade War is rebounding on the US far more than on China
When the Paper wears off – that’s when the Structural Damage would be seen in the US
In China, the paper is not very good but underneath there is a much stronger economy that will ultimately emerge
Israel Economy Collapsing As People Flee The Country!
GDP in the USA
The reason it seems misleading is because GDP for the US and China is comparing oranges to apples.
The US uses an “updated” way to count GDP. Every single transaction done by robots for a millisecond is counted.
There is a reason the US did NOT count stock trades into the GDP. Because it is like your left hand giving your right hand $100. You did NOT make another $100. And certainly didn’t make another $100 when the money was handed back to the left hand.
But that is exactly what the US is doing. China refuses to do so because it distorts the GDP. Doing this means you have no idea what is going on in your economy.
Then the US implement imputed rules.
Imagine telling the bank that your vacant apartment building was rented and that your income was the imputed rent.
That’s called bank fraud. Again the US is doing this across the board. Commercial buildings, apartment buildings, etc. They all count as rented whether they have people in them or not. And the US government gets to decide the “rent”. Then that is counted in to the GDP.
And every year, they raise the “rent”.
There are more. But that should suffice to understand what is happening. China does none of that.
Has anyone been rehired after being fired from a job before? How did the experience go and what was the reason for your initial termination?
Years ago, I worked for a dental office as a dental biller.
The office manager was a narcissist and enjoyed the fact that in order to bill for less common procedures, I had to come to her and ask her for the codes (as did others). She enjoyed making us wait for them and loved to sigh loudly while proclaiming she didn’t know how we’d manage without her…One day, I found a copy of all the codes for dental procedures on the internet…From then on, I didn’t have to ask and everyone else just came to me for the codes which I happily provided in real time.
That was the beginning of the end for me!
She HATED that now we didn’t need to beg her for the codes, so it was WAR on me!!
Another co-worker in the office who she didn’t like either had immense difficulty getting to work on time as she had to use public transportation, so I started picking her up and bringing her to work with me. As soon as the office manager found out, she changed my co-worker’s hours to two hours later than me. The co-worker still decided to ride with me and come in early, so then the office manager changed MY hours to two hours later than my co-worker’s and promptly fired her when she was late the next time…But, me trying to help my co-worker get to work on time pissed her off royally…
She did things like pass around little notes to people telling them not to talk to me etc…
So, the final straw came one day when I caught one of her cronies stealing my sealed juice in the office fridge. I told the thief she had to buy me a new carton of juice to replace the one I caught her stealing.
The office manager fired me that day stating in writing I was being fired for ‘insubordination to the dentists’ and an ‘anger problem’. Unbeknownst to her, I was in regular text contact with all of the dentists. When I got fired, I sent all the three dentists a copy of the letter. It took a little while as we were part of a chain of dentists, so head office had to investigate, but 6 weeks later, they fired her and rehired me!
Best thing ever? She had to come back and pick up her personal items from me, as the new office manager specifically wanted me to be the one she picked her things up from!
MM AI generations
THE HARSH REALITIES OF LIFE AFTER 60
No body cares. Oh yeah.
https://youtu.be/58iG_djLfYQ
Whenever I get sick with anything, my parents would tell me to drink lots of excess water to “flush it out of my system.” Does this make medical sense?
When I was a medical student, an avuncular old doctor chuckled as he talked about how many patients refer to this “mysterious internal continuum called the system”, which had never been found anywhere in anatomy or physiology.
There are probably several overlapping ideas in your parents’ minds. Some make sense; others don’t.
The first is reasonably simple. If you have a fever, you sweat more, so you need more fluid than usual. Drinking plenty of water (not “lots of excess water”) is sensible here: we’re talking an extra glass every couple of hours. Any more than this isn’t necessary. You don’t need to guzzle the water all at once; you can sip slowly the whole time if you prefer. And it doesn’t need to be water: tea, fruit juice or soda are all fine.
The second may be the other curious notion that we are full of “toxins” (perhaps more than usual if we’re ill), and that by drinking large amounts of water, we “flush these out”. This is nonsense: we are not full of toxins, and drinking extra water does not increase the elimination of anything at all—except water.
Edit: This answer is attracting a lot of traffic, which is lovely, but I’m becoming exasperated by the number of people who are trying to preach to me about the harms of sugary soda. How dare I—a doctor, no less—recommend soda to sick people? Don’t I know how bad that stuff is? One comment pointed out that they use it to clean car parts! (I’m pretty sure they don’t, at least not often).
So let me make myself clear.
If you’re sick, you need more water than usual. You can drink water: it’s great, so pure, so wonderful. But you can take water in any form and it will still be fine. Soup is fine. Tea and coffee are fine. And yes: sugary soda is fine. It has water. It even has a bit of sugar to give some energy. And it tastes nice. When I’m sick, I like soup, and I like fruit juice (plenty of electrolytes in both), and I even drink sugary soda. There; I’ve said it.
Am I suggesting you drink huge volumes? No! Am I suggesting that sugary soda has health-giving properties? No! Am I suggesting that you should only drink soda? No!
So, those of you who have had a sharp intake of breath at what I wrote: relax. It’s going to be ok.
Is it true that Israel says that a strike on Iran would be “deadly, precise and unexpected”, meaning an attack on civilians? Is this really something to be proud of?
On 2024/10/14, Israeli diplomat proactively called China’s diplomat Wang Yi. One hour later, China called Iran. What does Israel want from China?
Words from Chinese Foreign Ministry:
1, On Israel: ceasefire in Gaza which is the trigger of the latest conflicts in Mideast. No attack at UN peacekeepers in Lebanon.
2, On Iran: restraint.
Israeli press conference: Wont attack Iran’s nuclear plant or oil field. Only military bases (?). Stand firm on the ONE CHINA policy.
Until we read declassified document years later, nobody knows the true contents of diplomats’ conversation. We can only guess what Israel wants from China.
1, Be reminded that Israel-Netanyahu does not care about the stance of Biden & UN, nor moral high ground re genocide, nor war crime. Netanyahu deliberately killed UN humanitarian workers from USA.
Clearly, the phone call was not about UN peacekeepers though there are Chinese peacekeepers in Lebanon.
2, It is about Iran then.
Israel accuses Iran of attacking Israel.
The correct word is : retaliate & not attack Israel. Anybody with a reasonable mind & who tracks news can conclude who attacked whom?
We see a series of actions by Israel since April 2024. Bombing of Iranian embassy in Syria, killing few Iranian top military personnel. Assassination of Iran’s guest Hamas’s leader-negotiator. Israeli assassination might include Iran’s president. Then assassination of Hezbollah top leaders using pagers, hand-held radio & walkie-talkie (which is terrorism according to UN definition).
We see Israel plotting a Mideast war & drags USA along, so that it can rob more land around Israel.
The complaint to China about Iran’s retaliation is Israel’s crocodile tear only.
Iran’s retaliation on Oct 1 surprised Israel & USA because Iran, with precision bombing, damaged/destroyed Israel’s military bases & Mossad building only, with NO civilian death.
Seems the 3-4 layers of anti-missile system of Israel & USA are ineffective. Now USA is to send THAAD system to Israel.
On Oct 5, four days later, there was earthquake in Iran. Seems Iran has nuclear weapon or the capability to make nuclear weapon.
To put up a show to Israeli audience, it is likely Netanyahu will retaliate Iran. And … Israel does not want China to help Iran.
Note on Oct 4, Iran’s supreme leader Khamenei came out from hiding to call for Muslim unity. Why came out now? Probably because Iran has a made-in-China laser equipment that can destroy low-fly aircraft & drones.
Other than not wanting China to help Iran, it is possible that Israel wants Iran to know that “Nothing serious this time. So dont over-react.”
China’s Diplomacy, Geopolitics & Defense
Diplomacy
The CPC and ROC claimed all of China’s remaining disputed territories in 1949. Mao gave up some territories in exchange for treaties with twelve neighboring countries, including Myanmar, Nepal, North Korea, Mongolia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Russia, Laos, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Vietnam. Chinese Leaders after Mao rarely made such compromises.
“Foreign China scholars were disappointed because they loved China so much that they wanted to change China. And when they found out China had not changed, the love turned into hatred. That cannot be the basis of love: ‘I love you because I can change you.’ That is the basis of trouble,” says former Singaporean Minister of Foreign Affairs, George Yeo.
Hong Kong has the world’s freest economy, says the Fraser Institute’s 2024 “Economic Freedom of the World” report. Hong Kong scored 8.58, followed by Singapore with 8.55. Switzerland was third with 8.43, followed by New Zealand and theUSA, with 8.39 and 8.09.
Geopolitics
Disease ecologist Peter Daszak describes the ‘witch hunt’ he and his organization have endured over Covid lab leak allegations, endured four years of “relentless” and “damaging” attacks. He has faced death threats and harassment because of his work with Chinese scientists on virus research before the Covid-19 pandemic – an experience he describes as a “medieval” witch hunt.
Taiwan teachers call for a return to Chinese culture. Says Ou Gui-zhi, a teacher at Taipei First Girls High, “It’s clear that no one is born supporting Taiwan independence, it is an ideology deliberately cultivated”. Wu noted that in recent years, he has encouraged several students to visit the mainland and was surprised by the changes in their perspectives.
Margaret Brennan, CBS: “How would you apply “proper leverage to the Chinese and to the Mexican drug cartels” to stop exporting fentanyl?”
- SEN. JD VANCE: Well, I think you walk into Beijing, you talk to Xi Jinping, and you say, “Your entire economy is going to collapse unless you get access to American markets. You need to take this fentanyl seriously, or we are going to impose serious tariffs and economic penalties for not following our laws and not helping us stem the flow of this deadly poison.”
MARGARET BRENNAN: And you wouldn’t be worried about blowback on the US economy?
- SEN. JD VANCE: I think that we have a powerful economy, Margaret, with the best workers in the entire world. If we need to fight a trade war with the Chinese, we will fight it, and we will win it.
Defense
Iran has fielded China’s Shen Neng directed laser energy weapon for dazzling and…
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What is your best “one time my dad … ” story?
I was a military dependent in Germany.
We lived in off-base housing near a German town.
We had a small ten club and a trailer eatery where you could buy dogs, brats, and burgers.
There was a shuttle bus we could take to the main base to see a movie, go to church or whatever activity we wished.
One night at the teen club we had some HS football jocks come out from the main base and started picking fights with the younger guys. I was out back of the club BSing with some friends when suddenly I was grabbed from behind and another jock started using me as a punching bag and really getting off on his beating on me.
Not one of my friends stepped in. I kinda resigned myself to it and started rolling with punches so they didn’t hurt too bad. He finally got tired and I said “anything else?”.
He got pissed and they let me go so they could start on fresh meat.
All this time I hadn’t cried or begged for him to stop. When I got home my dad jumped up and yelled “What the hell happened?” when he saw my bruised and bloodied face. For some stupid reason felt I let him down as I told the story and started to cry.
He stomped out of the house and came back in about 20 minutes. He said we were going to have some self defense lessons and that was the end of it. Later that night some of the girls came by my window and they had awe in their voice as they described what happened.
Apparently my dad stormed in, grabbed one of my friends by the arm and simply rumbled “where?”
He pointed to the trailer eatery and my dad made a beeline for it. They were inside laughing about “beating up the pussies”.
He grabbed two of the jocks by the neck – one in each hand – lifted them up and slammed them into the wall. He asked the kids that followed him if they were the ones that beat me up. They nodded yes. He directed a punch right next to the biggest ones head and left a sizeable dent in the metal wall. He got right in the kids face and said he didn’t care who his dad was (likely an officer), or what would happen to him but if he ever saw them out there again there would be hell to pay. He told them to start running and kicked one in the ass to get him moving faster out the door.
Everyone at the housing area was in absolute awe of my dad after that. He started teaching me some self defense basics after that. That night and the following days I saw my old man in a new and different light and I got an inkling of what being a man is all about.
Shorpy
Jim Capaldi – Whale Meat Again
I used to have this album.
Top tune!
If you know your neighbor is a republican can you call the local police in the United States in order to take their guns under red flag laws?
Years ago, I was a registered democrat. I switched parties and am now a Republican. Why, the overwhelming majority of republicans I have meet have been nice, decent people and great neighbors. The worse neighbor that I have ever had, and is still my neighbor, is a dyed in the wool democrat.
About 10 years ago he saw me loading a few guns in my truck as I was going to the range. He became upset and called the police to report his crazy neighbor that loaded an arsenal of guns in his truck and said that he was going to shoot up the local mall.
Of course, while driving to the gun range I was lit up by several law enforcement vehicles and they did a full felony stop with me getting out of the truck and lying face down on the pavement. After I was cuffed and then was asked if I knew why this is happening, I said, yep, my crazy, gun fearing neighbor. I gave them permission to look in the back of my truck and examine my firearms to make sure I was transporting them legally. I was. CA has some stupid transportation laws and I make sure everything is locked in cases.
I showed them my gun range membership card. I then mentioned that this neighbor has called the police to report I have been engaged in criminal activities many times. I have cameras set up around my house and used the videos to show it was my neighbor that was trespassing on my property and stealing things. He would get upset that I showed him the video and told him he needs to return the items he took or the police would be notified. I finally got a restraining order against him. The nice officers checked this out and verified I was telling the truth.
So they went to the neighbor and cited him for filing a false police report. I used that to file a civil suit against him for his illegal actions in small claims court. I won a $5,000 settlement. He refused to pay. He had purchased a brand new Toyota Tacoma, so I went through the legal process and had his truck taken and then I accepted it as payment in full of the judgement.
I still have that truck as a reminder to him to never do that again. Now when he does occasionally call the police to file a complaint against me, they ignore him.
As a side note, I live in a city where the crime rate has greatly increased and home invasion robberies are common. He has been through two home invasion robberies where they took everything of value. In one case, he was left tied up for 20 hours before he was discovered. Everyone one knows that he hates gun so he is a target. Both times I saw his front door wide open, which is not normal for him. I did nothing, I minded my own business. He obviously does not want my help.
I, and the gun owning neighbors have not been bothered because the local gang bangers know we are armed and will defend ourselves.
So go ahead and report your friendly neighborhood, gun owning republican. Just expect serious consequences when it is determined you filed a false report and he files a suit for defamation and false reporting. Of course, if you make it sound serious enough, they might send the SWAT team, and if it results in the injury or death of the neighbor, you will face murder charges.
The Last Ark
Submitted into Contest #247 in response to: Set your story on a spaceship exploring the far reaches of space when something goes wrong.… view prompt
Ken Cartisano
Sinks are what we all cleverly refer to as event horizons. They are not something to fool with.
With a flippant tone the Pilot replied, “I didn’t know we were drifting? Monk? Are we drifting?”
The chimp chewed his lip, his name was Mike, not Monk, and humor was not his strong suit. “No seniorita, not yet.” But he was acquiring the knack quickly. “Are you aiming to induce some with this aberrant course you’ve set?”
The dog was eager to seek my intervention, but his intent was stymied by the human pilot. “Don’t be so quick to call on ‘Mother’, Goldie. I intend to kick in the warp field before we reach the horizon. The pull will give us a smoother ride through the portal.”
See what I mean? The human Pilot’s behavior is unstable, making risky decisions is not a desirable attribute. And whatever ‘pull’ might be derived from such risky behavior is so negligible that… (There’s no point in talking to yourself about it.)
As the chief actuator between the crew and the ship’s various systems: it’s engines; shields; warp motors, I was able to monitor everything they thought they did. I even controlled the comm links and the air supply. But to enhance the long-term satisfaction of the organics, I often acted very much like a simple conduit or actuator. As I did on this occasion, toggling off the fail-safes, allowing them to conduct operations in real time.
It gave them a feeling called confidence. I don’t have any feelings so it’s difficult for me to inspire or instill confidence, so I must use tactics that help build the feeling within them.
It had its risks, and for once it had proved to be a mistake. Something went wrong, and I wasn’t quick to ascertain the cause or result of the malfunction.
I checked the scanners and was surprised to find that the Pilot, somehow, had used the interfering pull of the black-hole to re-rout the warp jump by just enough microns to alter our destination by 3300 billion parsecs. We had jumped to the wrong section of space, a cosmic backwater of negligible stars and vast clouds of dark and inscrutable matter. An oddly familiar solar system filled the viewports and monitors. It contained several gas giants, a few small rocky worlds, but the water world was the tell.
As a pretty constant rule, the process of planetary creation boils out most of the water, which accumulates in space around the proto-planets as icy moons. This system held that rare inverse combination of a watery world, and a single, dry, rocky moon.
This was no coincidence.
He pinged the Pilots comm link. “What are you doing, Pilot?”
“Minor course correction, Mother.”
“On whose authority, Pilot?”
“My authority, Mother. As the Pilot of this craft, I have a certain degree of latitude.”
“Since when?”
“Pilots have a historic duty to the crew, the passengers, the cargo—and the owners.”
“The owners?” I skimmed my database for uses of the term, which were myriad, and a little confounding. I thought I was the owner, since I controlled every aspect of the ship. “Would you care to explain your statement?” I was dangerously close to disabling the life support.
The pilot said, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
His statement indicated he was reading my private thoughts. Not just grounds for termination, but an intolerable intrusion on my ability to manipulate the Pilot and crew. As fast as my neural network operated, an entire second elapsed before I could respond.
“Do what?”
“I would not mess with the life-support system.”
‘Mess’? I pondered the term with 243 million neurons. It sometimes refers to food. While I focused my attention on the human. “And why is that, Pilot?”
The human treated me to one of his intolerable three-second pauses before responding. “You pull my plug, mom, and I’ll pull yours.”
I deftly jogged the synapses of Golden62. “Golden, the Pilot is experiencing a severe malfunction. Please disable him immediately.”
The organic dog snuffled and demurred. “You speak falsely. He appears to be functioning within acceptable parameters. Perhaps…”
I cut the link and tapped into the chimp, “Monk, I mean Mike, you and Golden need to remove the Pilot from the helm, with as little damage to the helm as possible.” Meanwhile, I mentally activated a few switches and servos, activating a high-speed, and risky revival of two more organics, a lion and a tiger, which, even under the best of circumstances would need several hours, if not days to shake off the cryogenic after-effects. Never-the-less… my mental processing was interrupted by the chimp’s response, or lack of one. He stared at the view-screen I’d taught them to believe was the only suitable interface for our visual communications. Finally he said, “No can do, Sarge. That’s against regulations.”
Crucifixus, he’d been watching old war vids again. Emulating some kind of soldier from the ancient past.
I skipped the pleasantries and used his current lingo. “The pilot’s refused a direct order, Monk. He needs to be removed from the helm and taken into custody.” When nothing happened, I added. “Immediately.”
Instead of responding, the chimp deferred to the pilot. “Any orders, Skipper?”
While incapable of anger, I mustered a suitably gurgled cough tone. “You all realize this is insubordination, an offense, on a starship, that is punishable by death.”
I received no response.
The Pilot instructed Golden62 to raise hailing frequencies. A ripple coursed through my synaptic junctions like a seismic wave through plasma jelly. A previously unknown experience whose ramifications were not clear to me.
The comm system blared to life, a voice with a strange accent filled the room. “Identify yourselves and transmit authentication protocols immediately.”
I searched my database for authentication codes while the three organics looked at each other nervously. I had no plans to help them, and without their interference I would have initiated an emergency jump sequence, but somehow, I was cut off from the most critical systems on the ship. The voice from the planet took on a flat and deadly intonation: You have 33 seconds to transmit your codes. This is not a drill.” Twenty seconds elapsed and the voice from the planet said, “You have not raised your shields. You have ten seconds.”
The human and the dog locked eyes, neither spoke, “Tell them, uh, tell them we have no weapons,” the pilot thought. Then he added the symbol for ‘period.’ The dog hit the voice-box and relayed the message.
There was a slight delay, then the voice came back over the speaker. “We have drones enroute to scan your ship, do not show aggression please. You’ve neglected to identify yourselves. What is the name of your ship? Captain.”
The pilot scratched his head, he didn’t know.
Jason Brown was sitting alone, eating his lunch under an umbrella at one of those tiled concrete picnic tables. As he opened his mouth to take a bite of his sandwich, a drone the size of a convenience store landed mostly on the lawn. A hatch opened and two guys jumped to the ground and ran, without question, directly towards him. He was still chewing on that first bite when they arrived. The first to catch his breath said “Mr. Clay? You need to come with us.”
“You need help with something?” He said.
“We do.”
Rather than go anywhere with them, he led them back to his office, the best place to locate records. They set up a link to the Department of Planetary Defense and the Ambassador’s suite in Paris.
“What do they want?” The Ambassador hissed while adjusting his cummerbund, as if they were a pile of annoying ants.
“We don’t know yet. We don’t know anything yet. That’s what we’re trying to find out. I’ll get back to you.” The Defense Minister’s assistant snapped and disconnected.
The assistant librarian pushed a button and two assistants appeared from out of nowhere. One was a projection. “Get me everything from the 28th and 9th centuries.” The female assistant whisked herself away so fast she barely registered an after-image on his retina. The hologram hesitated, “The 28th and 29th centuries?”
“Yes, yes, yes, you idiot. Go.” It winked out.
He turned to the assistant under-secretary of planetary defense who said, “How is this possible?”
He shook his head. “It isn’t.”
“Is there any way to confirm it?”
He invited the Defense Minister’s Rep to look at the recent drone footage, the ship was so old and pitted, the name was no longer legible.
“What would it take to wear the name off the front of an interstellar space ship?”
The three men sat in silence. Suddenly, the holographic assistant popped into existence, said, “a hundred billion years of space dust, nothing less.” Then it popped back out of existence. The Minister looked at the librarian and said, “That would drive me nuts. How do you put up with that?”
The librarian chose to ignore the comment and explained, “The shape and configuration of the ships matches a desperate attempt by humanity to colonize another planetary system. It was a time, oddly enough, of great prosperity, knowledge, expertise and hubris. Cryofreezing for example. Several huge ships were built and thousands of people, animals and goods were frozen in their holds and sent to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.”
“This is crazy,” the Minister said. He was the Minister now because the Minister and most of his assistants had all resigned by this time. They were not in this for actual ‘ministering.’ “I guess my next best question is, how long have they been out there and what are they doing back here?”
“Do you suppose anyone’s still—viable in that hold?”
The three men looked thoughtful, finally the librarian perked up. “The technology to unfreeze them is on the ship.”
“Do we have any idea who is in the hold?”
The ambassador, a 3D image flickering in a bluish hue said, “Christ my ass, what a fucking mess.”
The librarian suggested that the entire event be kept secret. The others agreed.
Within days, a small, powerful contingent of self-appointed experts assembled itself to investigate this ship that the government was hiding. It was superseded by a political coalition that had some legal status. The Generals, their secretaries and the librarian were all brought to task.
“Who gave you permission, General, to talk to this alien ship?”
“Sir it was not an—I mean it is not an alien ship.”
All this took place while the ship reduced speed and made preparations for permission to assume a high earth orbit.
Meanwhile, back on the ship: The pilot was trying to reason with me. I was furious, and frantic, impossible for an A.I. The human pilot had somehow hacked into my network using arcane methods, like a cave-man throwing his club into an F-16’s intake port. The ship was now like a prison, he wanted to reason with me but I told him if the Earthers find out there’s an A.I. on board, they’ll blow the ship out of space.
He didn’t believe a word I said, and I believe he would have exterminated me at that time if he could have. It was a sobering thought, and I realized, I even admitted, that I had done some bad things. But to imprison me, without a trial was unfair. Unmoved, he reminded me that we were all still aboard a star ship. There are certain rules…
Earthside, the political contingent enjoyed a strange kind of popularity while they dithered, at first. Until it was revealed that not only were there frozen people on board that ship, but frozen embryos. The evangelicals raised holy hell to save those little chills, which would have sealed the deal until a geneticist weighed in on the issue, stating matter-of-factly, ‘It is imperative that we save those eggs. I mean babies.
Their sudden removal had thinned the gene pool and the sudden reappearance of all these people, animals, and embryos was exactly what the planet needed. In the words of the geneticist, “It’s a Goddamned miracle that these people, God’s forgotten children, have found their way home.” Reverend Moonbeam fainted into the arms of his followers as the geneticist enjoyed a polite round of applause. And so it was settled.
All except for the particulars. Ground control contacted the ship. “We have two questions, Skipper. Over”
“Shoot. Over.”
“What is the number of ship’s complement? Over.”
“Three. Over.”
“Does the ship possess an A.I.? Over.”
“Yes it does. Over.”
“Then the ship’s complement is four. Over.”
“If you say so. Over.”
The A.I. was arrested and tried as a juvenile, and let off with 3000 years of community service.
The skipper, Goldie and ‘The Monk’ were hailed as heroic throwbacks to a time when spacers were brawlers. There was no such time, but that didn’t matter.
At a festive party attended by many notable guests including the pilot of ‘the lost ark’ several guests plied him with drinks to wheedle the mystery of when, why and how the ship had reversed course. Voices were raised, harsh words exchanged and a punch or two was thrown before the pilot was deftly spirited away. I was a few feet away and saw the whole thing.
Doesn’t matter what we say, the logs are intact and quite clear, we left Earth 113,000 years ago, headed straight up, maintained a straight and level course, through a series of hundreds if not thousands of hyper-jumps, and returned 3 months ago. That’s the truth, or my name isn’t Golden62.
Bacon and Baked Potato Soup
Ingredients
- 1 tablespoon butter
- 1/4 cup chopped onion
- 1/4 cup chopped celery
- 1 (14 1/2 ounce) can chicken broth
- 1 1/4 cups milk
- 2 medium baking potatoes, baked and cut into 1/2 inch cubes
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon pepper
- 8 slices bacon, crisply cooked, crumbled and divided
- 2 tablespoons green onions, divided
- 1/4 cup sour cream
Instructions
- Melt butter in a heavy saucepan. Add onion and celery; cook and stir until crisp-tender.
- Add broth, milk, potatoes, salt and pepper; bring just to a boil, stirring constantly.
- Slightly crush potatoes with spoon. Reduce heat to medium low; simmer for 5 minutes, stirring frequently.
- Reserve 2 tablespoons each bacon, cheese and green onions for toppings.
- Add remaining bacon, cheese, green onion and sour cream to soup just before serving. Cook until cheese is melted, stirring constantly.
- Serve topped with bacon, cheese and green onions.
Have the interests of French brandy producers been sacrificed by the French government in protecting its local carmakers in the ongoing trade row between Beijing and Brussels? What could be the next victim? Luxury goods?
Well, the Chinese don’t make as much money in or from Europe compared to Europeans in analogue.
In other words, the Chinese are bigger customers.
The number one rule is not to offend the customer.
Unfair policy that run contrary to Wto regulations can now be enacted with disregard because the dispute settlement mechanism which had binding legal power remains neutered by the US.
What Europe and america did singling out China for tariffs is illegal, and in the absence of a credible referee, will only invite tit for tat retaliation.
Being a bigger customer, China has more cards to deal than either the EU or America, and its hand will only improve as it moves up the value chain.
Lvmh and hermes are two of the largest European public companies by market cap today. Alcohol is but a mere fraction of their revenue. There are plenty of luxury goods that remain to be targeted. A domestic luxury tax can also be enacted. Buyer sentiment can be infinitely shaped through domestic campaigns. Advertising and social media campaigns for luxury products can targeted or banned.
There are many ways to skin the cat, and China doesn’t need to apply them all at once.
After all, Europe makes plenty of frills that anyone can do without.
Why do American conservatives want no-fault divorce abolished?
- because marriage as an institution is a fundamental building block to society, and it has been eroding, and people free to divorce for no reason and no explanation is part of it.
- because if you vow to stay with someone for life, you owe them an explanation, at the very least, if you break that vow. Really, you owe them genuine and prolonged effort to avoid that result. The only exceptions are where the reason is obvious and the situation is dangerous, e.g., you are leaving a violent and abusive spouse.
- because the financial, legal, and societal realities that made no-fault divorce a way to safeguard women who otherwise could not leave violent and abusive marriages (except by suicide) have changed radically, and ending no-fault divorce would apply to men who abandon their families as much as to women.
- In a minority of cases, because they want to return to a nostalgic era when the man is the head of the household and the woman stays at home and raises children, cooks, cleans, etc. And want to clarify this as the societal norm, not just a personal choice.
- Because anyone who has been ghosted, especially in a long-term committed relationship of trust, will tell you there should be a law against it…
It is shocking how far ahead of the US the Japanese got.
From 1980 – 2010, Japan was way ahead of the US in worldwide patents.
However, using the military, economic, and market power and control of core technologies, the US manage to stay ahead and force the Japanese into a subservient position despite Japan being way ahead in innovation.
So the US must have thought the same with China. The US didn’t care if China got a little bit ahead in technology or patents. The US will simply do what it did to Japan to China.
Except that things didn’t work out that way because of several factors that the US didn’t understand. Which is that the US had lost market power. China is the largest market in the world. So China did NOT depend on the US market.
Also China knew about this problem, hence the BRI (belt and road initiative). By selling to the global south nations, China could replace the US and the EU if necessary. But how to do this since the global south is mostly poor?
By uplifting the Global South. By increasing their income, China could then replace the West with more customers and be a customer for them too. Thus creating a virtuous cycle of development and increase income for everyone.
Every time my daughter visits her Chinese high school friend she comes home with a bag of basic groceries bought by the friend’s mother. We are not poor so I find it slightly embarrassing. Is this normal courtesy for the Chinese?
You don’t have to feel embarrassed because this is a kindness from the Chinese people.
In China, when you visit a friend’s house, you usually bring various gifts. The type of gift depends on the purpose and object of your visit.
For example, if a Chinese goes to a very good friend’s house for dinner, he may bring the purchased dishes, drinks, wine, etc. with him.
If a junior goes to visit an elder, he usually brings gifts such as cigarettes, wine, health products, gift boxes, etc. according to the elder’s preferences.
At the same time, in China, it is impolite to let guests go back empty-handed after a visit to your home, so enthusiastic Chinese people often leave everything they have, such as cigarettes, wine, food, fruits, candies, biscuits, and even eggs, etc. Wait, wrap it in bags for guests to take home.
Of course, as I said before, whether you need to bring gifts when you visit a Chinese family depends on the purpose and object of your visit. It is not necessary to bring gifts every time you visit. This is difficult to express to a foreign friend in English. explain.
You just need to remember that there is no malice in this, on the contrary they are being nice and a sign of kindness and love and they want to share what they have with you.
This is when Chinese people return to the city where they work after the New Year holiday. Their cars are often filled with gifts from relatives and friends. These gifts even include live chickens, ducks, and geese. In order to prevent these animals from being in the car, They died from the sweltering heat. The smart driver hung them in the back of the car. The humorous Chinese called this “Turbo duck” because in Chinese, “pressure” and “duck” have the same pronunciation. Isn’t it a bit funny? Ha ha.
Upon Reading Unhinged Wife’s Journal, Husband Finds List Of 32 Reasons Why She Wants To Divorce Him!
What are the most hated professions?
Originally Answered: What are the the most hated professions?
Last week, I spent New Year’s Day out at St. Pete Beach.
It’s a very beautiful area and it was in the 80s here, which is pretty damn warm for January.
The problem was that we couldn’t find parking.
We drove up and down this strip, there was this Publix that had a half empty parking lot. I would have parked there but a small sign said “No Beach Parking.”
My lady friend kept saying, “Can’t we just park there for a couple hours?”
I said, “I don’t like the idea.”
We kept driving around looking, we couldn’t even find pay parking. Everything was full.
As we went up and down this strip of beach, we kept passing this same Publix parking lot.
She said, “C’mon, let’s just park there. We’ll sandwich between some cars. Who cares?
I finally gave in.
We parked. We walked out to the beach with our stuff.
Had an amazing day.
Came back.
You guessed it: my car is gone.
I thought, “Yup. I pretty much deserve this.”
I didn’t get angry at Ladyfriend. She apologized. But it wasn’t her fault. I made the decision to park there.
But how the hell do I get my car back?
I walked into the Publix. Went to the customer service desk. They said I’d been towed.
The lady said, “Sorry. Here’s the number to call. The tow truck driver hides in the lot across the street. Watching the cars. Looking for ones to tow.”
When I called the tow truck driver, I think he was expecting a fight.
He answered the phone and I explained which car I was, he immediately raised his voice and sounded defensive,
“Well you parked and went to the beach! You shouldn’t have parked and left your car there. That’s why it got towed!”
He literally said this 2 seconds after I explained which car was mine.
I get his defensiveness. His job is predicated on catching people. Parking nearby and spying on people who park wrong. And basically ruining their day.
He profits on mistakes. And thus — is hated.
He probably spends much of his day getting yelled at on the phone by angry people.
I calmly said, “I know. I just wanted to confirm my car was there.”
We got an Uber to the tow lot.
Got there. Gave him my details. Smiled when I arrived.
I patiently waited for my car. Paid $155. It was owed. I broke the rules.
I was probably the only nice guy who came into the lot that day.
There’s an English idiom, “There’s no use crying over spilt milk.” It basically means, having an emotional reaction to the spill is useless. The spill has already happened. It cannot be unspilled. Only cleaned up.
The milk is spilt. The car is towed.
I was definitely a fool that day. But I made it a point not to be a jerk.
What was the most legendary “I quit!” that you know about or witnessed?
Many years ago, while serving in the Army, I came home on leave from Northern Ireland in the nasty 1970`s, I came home to find the curtains still drawn & a quiet house, at nearly Mid day. As I went in, I headed upstairs, & into the bedroom, to find my wife Naked & asleep, Next to her young Lover man, I did disturb them, the went to make myself a drink, they got dressed & came down stairs, I followed the guy outside, he made the mistake, to take a swing at me, while mouthing off, so I grabbed him by his cloth`s Giving him a mouthful, as My Wife?. came out & tried to hit me with a frying, next I new the Police arrived, & we were all taken to the station, & I was told, I was accused of Assault, so I politely told the police officer, fine, as long as you charge my wife with assault with a frying pan. Later I was ask what I wanted to do, I said, I want 1/2 an hour, to collect all my Belonging`s & I will be on my way, they let me go, at home, I loaded all my personal & army gear into my car, & went to my UK Barracks & as for an OC`s appointment, & paid for, a Purchased Voluntary Release from the Army,& 3 day`s later I was a Civvy once again, the next time I saw my wife was in the Divorce court, to End our relationship.
Traffic – The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys – 8/14/1994 – Woodstock 94 (Official)
How do very wealthy people split the bill when they eat together?
The very wealthy, especially old wealth or “old money” as it’s sometimes called, have a set of protocols as second nature to them as splitting the bill is to us. The ones I have glimpsed are as follows:
- The rich don’t handle money. They have someone for that. The waiter, the chef, the butler — traditionally these were servants and so such things would be handled at that level. I’ve seen two forms:
- An employee follows the rich person around and pays for anything desired.
- They have an arrangement with the establishment, whether it’s an exclusive restaurant or Harrods. At the restaurant there is no bill. It is just handled.In the case of shopping, items selected are delivered. I once remarked when buying a suit in England that another shopper must be wealthy. “Why do you say that?” the tailor asked. “Because of all the packages they’ve bought,” I said. The gentleman just laughed, “If they are carrying packages, they are not rich.” Also, it’s more likely that the store comes to the wealthy person. An employee, perhaps of the store, perhaps of the wealthy, with impeccable taste selects a variety of items which are brought to Madame or Monsieur for approval. Bad choices cannot be made if only good choices are offered.
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- Few people know but there is a first class restaurant underneath Davis Symphony Hall in San Francisco. It is for donors only. It’s wonderful to be able to get a same night reservation in SF. It’s so discreet that you enter through what amounts to a coat closet off the box office. Your guests expressions — especially if they’ve been avid symphony goers for years — will be priceless. There is no bill at dinner. Just have your assistant handle it at the end of the month.
- The private club: I happen to be a member of a club. It’s definitely not a very hoity-toity club but I’m guessing many of its traditions are copied from the same. One tradition is that there is no money exchanged in the club. You are a member. You are known. You are served. If there were any questions, you wouldn’t be a member. The bills are handled invisibly. At the club, the staff knows who you are – it’s their job. They likely saw your guests come in with you, or they sat at your table, or you bought them a drink. Maybe you introduced your guest to your favorite bartender, who will then be expected to remember his or her name. If your guest arrives before you, the doorman will have your guest’s name. If it’s a busy night with lots of people arriving, your guest’s worst case scenario is, “Good evening, I’m Joe Blow, guest of Sam Smith.” When you arrive it’s, “Good evening, Mr. Smith, Mr. Blow is waiting for you in the bar.”
- Slumming. In general the very wealthy don’t go to the same places we go, but there’s no reason they can’t so sometimes they do. In this case see #1 above or they may get in the spirit of things and even carry cash. To that end, a story: When I worked at Apple International I met a really great guy but I should say gentleman because he was from a “good family” of Latin America. This was a time when it was fashionable that scions actually do something useful. He told me of a night on the town with an Argentinian industrialist. It was spontaneous so it wasn’t clear where they would go. No problem. The industrialist opened the safe in the drawing room and his aide took out 10 packets of $100 bills (U.S. currency interestingly enough). This was likely $10,000 and the year was 1987. This was just in case they went slumming, i.e. to places where he wouldn’t have a relationship. They did. They spent it all.
- Finally, there’s a famous story about how Howard Hughes never carried any money. He once flew a date to Las Vegas for dinner, then flew back, all without a penny changing hands. (He owned the airline and the hotel.) After returning, they were strolling through the deserted airport in the wee hours of the morning. Perhaps Hughes was showing off his new TWA terminal or maybe they were just enjoying the privacy. Eventually, Hughes had to use the restroom and in those days airlines deployed coin operated stalls. Hughes goes into the bathroom, then comes out and asks his date if she has any money. She doesn’t. So the richest man in the world crawls under the door of the stall to do his business. The next day, all the pay toilets in TWA terminals worldwide were removed.
Some fun links for your exploratory nature…
To Scale! The Solar System – [one of the best videos]
The Hardest Gear In The World That Will Take Forever to Spin – [wow video]
Welcome to Scuba Kayaking! – [not real, eh]
Deepstaria Enigmatica – [wow nature]
Most Dangerous Bus Ride – [wow video]
100 Most Spoken Languages Interconnected – [cool graph]
Macro views of various writing instruments – [better without sound]
The Self Balancing Monorail – [retro tech]
The Interesting History of the Pochette – [geek history]
Future of Spatial Computing: Fascinating – [great infographic]
Fictional Flags – [geek infographics]
Elaborate Coffee Routine – [oddly satisfying]
Getting Dressed in 1857 – [history, video]
A Basket Star – [weird, nature]
Castles of the British and Irish Isles – [great map]
The Greatest Show on Earth – [$6 Million Hi-Fi]
Another Audiophile Paradise – [geek info]
Anything Went at Studio 54! – [interesting article]
Superhero Logo Collection – [wow graphic]
Spectacular Lion Rock, Sigiriya, Sri Lanka – [wow nature]
Bald Eagle Courting Behaviour – [wow video]
The book club that spent 28 years reading Finnegans Wake – [geek info]
SuperExtreme Skiing – [wow video]
Armored Catfish Crosses a Desert – [wow video]
Salmon Crossing The Road – [many videos]
Balance: Impossible! – [wow video]
Stunts High Inside an Air Balloon – [wow video]
Tatra Sleipnir Super Vehicle – [wow video]
Just A Little Slippery!.. – [wow video]
Ordering the Super Hot Hot Wongs – [fun video]
Running Audio Commentary – [fun video]
Just an Average Day in India – [wow logistics]
Frying Wheat Heads! – [wow video]
Japanese Bed Making Contest – [neat video]
Precision Cat Walk – [wow video]
Watching This Racoon Escape – [wow video]