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Everyone has off days—even pigs

#1 Forward Invoicing

Ever heard of it?

Let’s say I am a US Importer and place $ 100 Million of orders from China

The Tariff is $ 20 Million

To Avoid this I place $ 100 Million of Orders from China and ask the Chinese to give me a 50% Discount

So the value of my orders is $ 50 Million for which I pay a Tariff of $ 10 Million

I still pay the Chinese $ 100 Million – $ 50 Million for the price of the imports plus another $ 50 Million as advance payment for a next batch

Then a few weeks later I cancel my advance order and the Chinese say “Regretfully we cannot refund the advance amount paid”

I smile and say OK

So effectively, I have paid $ 100 Million to the Chinese Exporter and paid only $ 10 Million in Tariffs and saved $ 10 Million

The final additional cost to my customer is between 60 Cents to $ 1,700

#2 Too Favorable a Price

My Cost as a US Importer for this Forklift is $ 11,200

Now it’s $ 13,440

The Cheapest US Alternative is $ 31,100

The Cheapest German Alternative is € 33,900

The Cheapest Japanese Alternative is $ 27,700

So as a Contractor, I would still save $ 15,000 if I buy Chinese even with the Tariffs

So I buy Chinese

Plain and Simple

All I need to do is quote an extra $ 60 per Job and after 40 Jobs, I have made up my investment

Would you know the difference between $ 44.21 per hour and $ 46.38 per hour???

#3 Easy Financing

China solves it’s EU Tariffs by providing easy financing

For instance if an EV originally costing € 18,000 now costs € 24,840 due to Tariffs

The Showroom offers the extra € 6,840 to the Customer at very low interest installments over 3 years (Around 1%)

Delinquency is covered by BYD and Geely and other Chinese EV companies

So as a Customer, you buy a car for € 24,840 but of this the final € 6,840 is a separate very low interest loan that makes you shell out only around € 225 a month extra

In exchange the Chinese EV maker gives you plenty more features and you feel it is absolutely worth it

#4 Diversion

Packages from China are diverted through Bangladesh and Thailand and Laos and Cambodia and repackaged and stickered with origins in those countries

China builds a factory in Laos and Chattogram (Bangladesh) that makes Boxes with the words Made in Laos or Made in Bangladesh on them along with printed manuals in English instead of Chinese

China ships goods to Laos and Bangladesh and swaps them into the new boxes, re packages them as MADE IN BANGLADESH or LAOS or THAILAND and ships them onwards to the US

The Importer has to pay $ 4.50 per $ 100 for the repackaging and swapping which is far cheaper than $ 20 per $ 100 Tariffs


Americans HATE paying any form of Taxes (Remember the Boston Tea Party)

So they would actively work with the Chinese and find ways around Tariffs and Sanctions

There are plenty of ways

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Perilous Porkchop Puffs: A Tale of Farts, Friendship, and Farmyard Chaos

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale so pungent, so hilariously noxious, that even the bravest of barnyard animals might need a gas mask. Today’s story is one of flatulence, friendship, and one pig’s quest to clear the air—literally. So, grab your nose plugs and a sense of humor, as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Perilous Porkchop Puffs: A Tale of Farts, Friendship, and Farmyard Chaos.


The Calm Before the Storm

It was a peaceful morning on the farm. The sun shone brightly, the birds chirped melodiously, and the animals went about their usual routines. Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s self-appointed detective and philosopher, lounged on his favorite sunbeam, pondering the mysteries of the universe—or at least why the farmer insisted on talking to the scarecrow.

“Perhaps,” Sir Whiskerton mused aloud, “the scarecrow is a metaphor for the human condition. Or perhaps the farmer just needs a hobby.”

“Hobby!” echoed Ditto, the ever-enthusiastic kitten, who had taken to repeating Sir Whiskerton’s words with the precision of a parrot.

But the tranquility was short-lived. A low rumble echoed across the farm, shaking the ground and sending the chickens into a clucking frenzy.

“Thunder?” asked Doris the Hen, flapping her wings in alarm.

“No,” Sir Whiskerton replied, his nose twitching. “That wasn’t thunder—that was Porkchop! And it smells like rotten apples and despair.”


The Perilous Porkchop Puffs

Porkchop the Pig, known for his laid-back demeanor and love of food, had developed a rather… explosive problem. His farts, once a minor annoyance, had escalated into a full-blown crisis. The barnyard was soon engulfed in a noxious cloud, sending animals fleeing in all directions.

“It’s like living inside a compost heap!” wailed Ferdinand the Duck, fanning the air with his wings.

“Compost heap!” Ditto echoed, though he seemed oddly unfazed by the stench.

The farts drifted far and wide, contaminating the entirety of the farm and spreading into neighboring territories. Bigcat, the imposing feline from the next farm over, sent a strongly worded message via crow: “Cease this biological warfare at once, or face the wrath of Bigcat’s mighty paw!”

Catnip, the sneaky stray cat from the other side, was equally furious. “This is an outrage!” he hissed. “My fur will never recover from this assault!”

Even General Catticus, Bigcat’s battle-hardened hench-feline, was convinced it was a deliberate attack. “This is no mere pig problem,” he declared. “This is sabotage!”


Sir Whiskerton Investigates

Realizing the gravity of the situation, Sir Whiskerton sprang into action. “This is no time for idle contemplation,” he said, adjusting his monocle. “We must find a solution before the farm becomes uninhabitable—or worse, before Bigcat declares war.”

Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow, the farm’s unofficial therapist and resident hippie, offered her assistance. “Like, maybe Porkchop just needs to find his inner peace, man,” she suggested, her mood ring glowing a concerned shade of green. “Or maybe he ate something groovy that didn’t agree with him.”

“Groovy!” Ditto chimed in, though no one was quite sure what he meant.

Sir Whiskerton and Bessie approached Porkchop, who was lounging in his pen, looking rather sheepish—or, well, piggish.

“Porkchop,” Sir Whiskerton began, “we need to talk about your… emissions.”

Porkchop sighed. “I don’t know what’s happening, Sir Whiskerton. One minute I’m eating my favorite slop, and the next—pfffft—it’s like a tornado in a trash can.”

“Tornado!” Ditto repeated, spinning in circles for emphasis.


The Solution

After a thorough investigation (and several failed attempts to mask the smell with Bessie’s tie-dye-scented candles), Sir Whiskerton deduced the cause of Porkchop’s predicament. “It’s the farmer’s new experimental feed,” he announced. “He’s been mixing in some rather… questionable ingredients.”

“Questionable!” Ditto echoed, though he seemed to be enjoying the chaos.

Bessie nodded sagely. “Like, totally uncool, man. We need to get Porkchop back on his regular diet.”

With Sir Whiskerton’s guidance, the animals worked together to remove the offending feed and replace it with Porkchop’s usual fare. Slowly but surely, the air began to clear.


The Moral of the Story

As the farm returned to normal, the animals gathered to reflect on the day’s events.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Everyone has off days—even pigs. Whether you’re a pig with a penchant for pungent puffs or a cat with a knack for solving mysteries, it’s important to approach life’s challenges with patience, understanding, and a good sense of humor. And remember, sometimes the solution to a stinky situation is as simple as changing your diet.


A Happy Ending

With the crisis averted, the farm animals returned to their usual routines. Porkchop, now back to his old self, apologized for the chaos. “I guess I really let one rip,” he said with a sheepish grin.

“Rip!” Ditto echoed, though he seemed to be referring to a nearby hay bale.

Even Bigcat and Catnip called off their threats, though they insisted on a formal apology and a promise that such an incident would never happen again.

As for Sir Whiskerton, he returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day. The farm was at peace, the air was clear, and all was right in the world.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new challenges, and hopefully, no more perilous puffs. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

1. Have you ever noticed gravel under and around large transformers (as pictured)?

One of the reasons for this practice is snakes. Yes, you read that right.

Large transformers produce substantial vibrations due to magnetostriction that is transmitted to the ground. Because of this effect, transformers placed on solid ground attract snakes. To prevent this, transformers are surrounded by gravel, which prevents snakes from approaching.

2. A typical ceiling fan can actually spin in any direction. It’s the capacitor that makes it spin in a specific direction (clockwise or counterclockwise). If you just remove the capacitor and close the remaining circuit, you can make it spin in either direction by simply giving the fan a push.

3. You can estimate the transmission voltage on overhead lines by simply counting the number of discs on the insulators used to support the wires.

Each of these discs can handle 11 kV of voltage. So if you see 3 discs, you can safely deduce that the transmission voltage must be around 33 kV.

4. If you look at the transmission line, you can find small devices like the one in the image below.

They are called Dampers. They are usually present as a pair on either side of a pole/suspension point. They are used to dampen the vibrations produced in transmission lines.

5. Zebra, Dog, Peacock, Elk, Puppies, Hens are also names for transmission line conductors. They differ from each other in terms of size, number of wires, material used, etc.

6. About 70% of the electricity produced in the world is actually consumed by induction motors. Their robustness, easy speed control and zero maintenance requirements make them the most widely used motor.

7. Hydroelectric power plants are a real necessity in today’s power grid. In their absence, the power grid will become highly susceptible to load variations and will collapse at the occurrence of even a moderate load variation at the end consumer. This is because these hydro turbines increase the inertia of the power system which protects it from load variations.

8. The strength of the magnetic field developed within the core of a transformer ranges from 1.5 to 1.6 Tesla. It is 5 times greater than the Earth’s magnetic field.

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Feal

I’m also familiar with a lot of those “born before 1980” things.

Some, here, would be very different though, like TV stations. We only got to four, yes just four, in 1982 and had to wait until 1997 for the launch of the fifth one!

Cable wasn’t really a thing until the early nineties, same for satellite TV. So most homes, until the late nineties, only had the standard five terrestrial TV channels.

A big thing back then was “Top Of The Pops” which was a show that ran down the pop charts once a week. If you got to play on TOTP then you’d really made it!

Radio was also still big here in the seventies and eighties. Most people listened to (BBC) Radio One on a Sunday for the top 40 pop charts. They’d play every song so it’d be a great time to use that cassette recorder to get the song you liked. Simpler times..

mtness

On the “selling water” paragraph:
You need to understand that
“Bottled Water”-companies do not sell water – they sell bottles.

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