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If I was aware of the word "fuck" in 7th grade, this would have been a "fuck yeah!" moment. But since I wasn't, this is my most cherished EUREKA moment so far.

One day in school, the principal called an urgent meeting of teachers during the school time for some reason. So most classes were free, and the number of teachers left to control those classes was very less.

So the 7th and 8th class students (total strength > 80) were made to sit together in a single classroom with one teacher as the in-charge of the class. This teacher was new to the school at that time. He was a maths teacher, and a very good one. So in order to indulge with the students he wrote the following proof on the blackboard:

Assume A = B

=> 2A = 2B

=> 2A - 2B = A - B

=> 2(A - B) = (A - B)

Cancel (A - B) from both sides and you get: 2 = 1

He asked us to find out what was wrong in the proof.

Let me remind you, we were all a bunch of impressionable 7th and 8th graders, who didn't know the 'L' of Limits at that time. So all the kids were stumped.

I was sitting at the last bench. I too was staring blankly at the blackboard, reading the proof again and again. While reading it like the 4th time, all of a sudden I blurted out:

"Sir (A - B) is zero. You divided zero by zero when you cancelled (A - B) on both sides. I think that's wrong"

I didn't even stand up or raise my hand and ask permission to speak. The teacher asked me to stand up and repeat what I had said to the whole class again. I can still remember that little cheering and clapping, and the pats on my back I got from my seniors and friends. That was the last time I made a good first impression on a teacher.

That little part of my life, that was pride.

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A kid with his grandpa met Roger Moore in an airport. So the kid tells his grandpa, that was James Bond and asked him to get an autograph.

The Grandpa had no idea who James Bond was and went to the movie star asking for an autograph for his grandkid. Moore, always the gentleman obliged the old man who took the autograph back to his grandson.

But the kid was dismayed to see another name on the paper and told his grandpa that Moore signed the wrong name. I'm sure the old man will be wondering how a movie star could have signed the wrong name but he still approached Moore to correct it.

He said and I paraphrase “Sorry to bother you again. My grandson said your name is James Bond, but you wrote Roger Moore”.

The amused Roger Moore called the boy, knelt down to his level and told him in a conspiratorial manner “Yes. I'm James Bond but I have to use my alias as Roger Moore so that the bad guys won't recognize me. I hope you will keep my secret.”

The kid promised solemnly to keep his secret, they shook hands and parted.

The kid grew up and wrote this story on the Internet after Moore died. He's also in the movie industry but not an actor. He said he met Moore years later in a studio and told him the story. Moore remembered and had a good laugh with him.

Now I don't know if this story is true or not but I love it. It's such a cheeky thing Roger Moore will do so I want to believe its true. Sir Roger Moore was a gentleman and a class act. Some may not appreciate his thespian skills, many argue that he was not the best Bond (and to be objective, I agree with them even though he still is my favourite Bond) but almost everybody, especially me, agree he was a lovable decent human being. I wish I had met him.

God rest your soul, Sir Roger Moore.

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  1. That mood where everything irritates you indicates that you are actually missing someone
  1. Overprotective parents raise the best Liars
  2. People who blush easily are more generous and trustworthy than those who don't
  3. Every 10 years you become a new person, our desires,needs Changes evry 10 years
  4. Dreams have more weight and meaning than our conscious thoughts while awake 70% of our dreams contain a secret message
  5. You really love him/her…?

No name was mentioned but still someone come to your mind

7. Listening to sad songs actually creates positive emotions

8.easily distracted people are more creative

9.most household dust is made of dead skin cells

10. your mind can sense someone staring at you even when asleep

11.pretending that you don't have feelings of anger, sadness and loneliness can literally distroy you mentally

12. 91% of people are not friends with people they once called their best friends

13.the faster you eat the more you gain weight

14. Trouble sleeping at night for no reason it because you are actually alive someone else's dream

15.some people are actually afraid of being too happy because they think that something tragic will happen this is known as “cherophobia"

16. Faking confidence an positively influence your brain chemistry and change your life

17. People who hide their feelings,cares the most

18.when a person dies they have 7 minutes brain activity left. Its the mind playing all the memories of person in dream sequence

19. People who walk at quicker pace are generally seen more happier and confident than those who walk slowly

20. You appear more attractive to a person when you make them smile or laugh

21. Crying is how your body responds when your mouth couldn't explain the pain you feel

22. the deeper your feelings are the harder they are to express

23. When you truly cares for someone theor mood can literally affects yours

24.you can judge a lot about a person ‘s character by noticing what they laugh at

25. They way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice

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Off the top of my head, I can remember 1 teacher.

I never liked him.

He was a design technology teacher and he would be really “nice “ and ask how the work was going but with the girls he would lean in really close over their shoulder so his face was very near to theirs and commend them.

He had no business putting his face that close. You can stand next to someone and commend them.

He touched too much also. Unnecessary touch on the hand, arm , shoulder with weird sort of squeeze. Revolting.

Never to the boys, only to the girls infact he basically ignored the boys all together unless they troubled the girls and he would calmly ask them to behave.

He was rather liked by most students apart from the girls who's personal space he invaded under the vibe of “ that's lovely work, let me see, aren't you clever” type shit.

It was a running ‘joke’ among the girls that he was creepy. I recall this one girl would grimace when he came close and the others would be like “ ew he's coming this way, keep your blazer on”. That I knew of it was seen as a joke and not that he was actually dangerous, just ‘a bit of a perv’ which was clearly alot of people back in the 90s without much fuss. He was also married with grown up kids so one girl used to laugh and then say ‘don't be bad he's married and has kids you know’.

And?

He tried sometimes to lean close to me and I very drastically leaned back and looked at him..a little like this 😒. He just said warmly ‘everything okay here?’. He got a ‘ yes, sir, trying to do my work’ and that was it.

Maybe 10 years after I left that school it came out in the paper that he had abused many, many children, parents of some of the kids of the school even as he has been there maybe 20 years or so. He ended up going to prison.

To Die for Beef Roast

This is one of the best roasts you will ever taste. Carrots, potatoes and celery can also be added, if desired.

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To Die For Roast Pin 1024x1536

Packet Roast

This recipe is so easy to make. You really can use just about any beef roast, I personally like to use chuck roast. Add a few extra ingredients that you most likely already have in your pantry, and you can put this roast together easily and quickly.

Your family will think that you worked your fingers to the bone on this delicious roast.

Hands down, this is one of my favorite roasts to make because it is completely reliable. So if you are a beginner cook or someone whose roast attempts in the past haven’t been ideal, this is your recipe.

This to die for pot roast has variations for both the Instant Pot and the slow cooker. This recipe is made for the busy cook.

You are going to use three packaged dry mixes for this roast. These three mixes will make for a very flavorful pot roast.

What Makes To Die For Pot Roast So Good?

Two things make To Die For Instant Pot beef roast so gosh, darn good: The flavor and the easy recipe.

If you ever made To Die For Pot Roast in a slow cooker, you already know you can’t beat the taste, but the long cooking time is a bit of a bummer. But when you cook the dish in an Instant Pot, you can get the same fantastic flavor, only much, much quicker.

Instant Pot Beef Roast Ingredients

Here’s a list of what you need:

  • Beef roast
  • Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mix
  • Brown gravy mix
  • Italian dressing mix
  • Water

You won’t need to add anything else, so I find this recipe is perfect for a busy weeknight. Serve some mashed potatoes with this flavorful pot roast and you will be in business.

How to Make Pot Roast with Ranch Dressing

Differences between the Slow Cooker and the Instant Pot cooking methods:

  • The amount of time it takes to cook the roast.
  • Instant Pot method uses vegetable oil to brown the roast. Vegetable oil is not needed for the slow cooker method.
  • Everything else is the same.

Instant Pot Directions

  1. Set the Instant Pot to Sauté and add two tablespoons of vegetable oil. When the pot is hot add the roast.
  2. Sprinkle the Ranch dressing mix, Italian salad dressing mix, and brown gravy mix over the roast.
  3. Add water and cook for 60 minutes on the high manual setting. You may perform a quick or natural release.

Slow Cooker Directions

  1. Place the roast in the slow cooker.
  2. Sprinkle the Italian salad dressing mix, brown gravy mix, and Ranch dressing mix over the roast.
  3. Add water and cook on low for 6-7 hours.

To Die For Roast Photo 1
To Die For Roast Photo 1

Recipe Note

This recipe is high in sodium. After years of searching, I have been unable to find lower-sodium alternatives. If you need to stay away from sodium, this recipe is not for you. If you want to mitigate your sodium you may want to serve this with other food that is lower in salt to even out the entire meal.

How Long Does Beef Need to Cook in an Instant Pot?

Give yourself a total of around two hours from fridge to table for this recipe. It may seem like a long time, but only about 20 minutes of it is hands-on cooking.

Besides, when you compare the time to the slow cooker’s 6-plus hours, you save quite a bit of time using your Instant Pot method.

Can You Overcook Roast in an Instant Pot?

Yes, you can overcook meat in an Instant Pot.

Undercooking an Instant Pot beef roast will make it tough, but so will overcooking it. The key is to find the sweet spot where the pot roast is perfectly tender. Luckily, that spot is much larger when using a pressure cooker.

The most important thing to remember if you want fork-tender and juicy meat from an Instant Pot is using natural release to allow the meat fibers to relax and reabsorb the liquid.

What Is the Most Tender Juicy Roast?

A four-pound chuck roast is just about the perfect cut for this recipe. Since the chuck roast cut comes from the hard-working shoulder of a cow, it can be pretty chewy, especially if you cook it quickly over high heat.

But when you cook chuck roast low and slow or under pressure, the collagen in the muscle breaks down, creating a rich, juicy tenderness that few other cuts of meat can offer.

How Do I Use the Roast Setting on My Instant Pot?

Brown the roast on both sides with a bit of oil using the Instant Pot’s SAUTE setting on HIGH. Once the meat develops a nice brown crust (keep in mind that it won’t color any further while cooking), go ahead and add the rest of the ingredients.

Stir everything, close the lid, and set the timer to 60 minutes on the MEAT setting. If your Instant Pot doesn’t have a MEAT preset, cook on MANUAL HIGH for 60 minutes.

Can I Cook a Roast from Frozen in the Instant Pot?

Absolutely! However, you should make two slight adjustments to the recipe.

  • First, rinse the pot roast under warm water for a minute to slightly thaw the surface and pat it dry. Doing this helps the meat brown better.
  • The second necessary change is to set the timer for 20 minutes longer.

What to Do with Leftover Pot Roast

You’re sure to have some leftovers, and if you don’t want to have the same meal tomorrow, you can use up any of the leftover pot roast in some very creative ways.

Try one of these ideas or come up with your own:

  • A pot roast sandwich. Thinly slice the meat and heat on the stove with some beef stock or in the microwave. Mix the warm beef with horseradish sauce and pile it on a toasted bun. Top with shredded pickled carrots or coleslaw.
  • Breakfast hash. Dice the roast, potatoes, and other cooked vegetables and mix them in a bowl with beef stock or water. Make thin patties, dust lightly with flour, and fry them until crispy. Serve with your favorite style of eggs.

Beef Roast in Instant Pot FAQs

What Liquid Do You Put in a Pot Roast?

Because this is a 3 packet roast with gravy, Ranch dressing, and Italian dressing dry mixes used for flavoring, water is the best option.

How Much Liquid Do You Put in a Pressure Cooker for a Roast?

A cup and a half of water will create a substantial gravy. If you want a thinner sauce, add more water after cooking to prevent throwing off the cooking time.

Why Did My Instant Pot Roast Beef Come Out Tough?

There are two reasons why your pot roast may be tough. If you followed the recipe as written, try cooking for 10 minutes longer. However, if you cooked the meat for 30 or 40 minutes longer than the recipe suggests, there isn’t much you can do to bring it back.

What Goes with Pot Roast With Ranch Dressing?

Any sides you serve with another pot roast, you can serve with this one, too. Some favorites include:

How to Store Leftover Pot Roast With Ranch Dressing

You can keep any extra pot roast in the fridge for three to four days. Separate the vegetables and store both in airtight containers.

Freeze the Instant Pot Pot Roast together with any vegetables in a freezer-safe container for up to six months.

How to Reheat

The ideal way to reheat this pot roast is back in the Instant Pot!

You can reheat the meat from the fridge or directly from the freezer. Feel free to add extra vegetables like carrots or onions while reheating.

  1. Add at least a cup of either beef stock or water, the meat, and optional fresh vegetables.
  2. Cook on MANUAL HIGH for 12 minutes for thawed meat or 18 minutes for frozen meat.

To Die For Roast Photo 2
To Die For Roast Photo 2

Ingredients

  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 4 pounds beef roast any cut
  • 1 package Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mix
  • 1 package brown gravy mix
  • 1 package Italian dressing mix
  • 1 1/2 cups water

Instructions

Instant Pot Directions

  • Add two tablespoons of vegetable oil to the Instant Pot.
  • Set the Instant Pot to sauté.
  • When the pot is hot, add the roast.
  • Add the Italian salad dressing mix, brown gravy mix, and ranch dressing mix.
  • Pour the water into the Instant Pot.
  • Cook on high manual setting for 60 minutes.
  • When the cooking time is complete, you may perform a quick or natural release.

Slow Cooker Directions

  • Place the roast in the slow cooker.
  • Add the Italian salad dressing mix, the brown gravy mix, and the ranch dressing mix.
  • Add water to the slow cooker.
  • Cook on low for 6 to 7 hours.

Men are OUT & the West is DONE because of it. Women won't like what is coming but they chose it.

I was 6 months pregnant with my second child, and it was obvious. I was interviewing for a position within the company I was already employed but at a different location and a much higher pay. I had just graduated with my associates degree so I qualified for this promotion. The manager said they had gone without an assistant for several months and needed someone really bad.

I thought we had a good interview but that I wouldn’t get the job bc I would be going out on maternity leave soon after. To my surprise, I got the job and started immediately. I went on leave 2 months later and was out for almost 3 months. I thought for sure he would be annoyed with the situation and regret hiring me, but actually he was extremely kind, considerate and understanding.

I worked for him for 5 years before changing companies. During those 5 years he encouraged me to continue with my education and take as many leadership/mgmt courses as I wanted. He also allowed me to have whatever alternative schedule I needed to be able to work and go to school at the same time. By the time I left the company, I had an MS in accounting.

I only left bc of governmental issues and changes. (We were a contractor company at NASA.) He was by far the best manager I have ever had and will probably ever have. He genuinely cared about the success of his employees, and wanted the best for them. He was well respected by all of the departments he managed. I just thought I’d give a positive story since most of the others I read were negative.

War is terrible.

Not becoming. It is a hollow statement.

Even if you believe America was once the greatest country in the world, it is certainly no more.

America has become fascist with its treatment of protesters recently.

America has become immoral with its support for genocide in Gaza.

America has become abusive with its endless sanctions to punish countries that disobey its foreign policy.

America has waged endless, and often illegal, wars that caused unimaginable levels of death and destruction.

America has denied its citizens affordable housing (which is why there is rampant homelessness) and affordable health care (which is why millions go bankrupt over medical bills).

America has done nothing to stop gun violence and mass shootings. America has done nothing to repair its crumbling infrastructure. America has done nothing to reduce its $35 trillion national debt.

I could go on and on.

"I am 25 years old and I have killed 309 fascist occupants by now. Don't you think, gentlemen, that you have been hiding behind my back for too long?"

This follows with a thunderous applause and yes, this is from a lady.

Meet Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the world deadliest female sniper.

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Despite being refused to join as a sniper and steered towards being a nurse at first, she persisted and was given an audition where she passed with ease.

Within her first 75 days as a sniper, while fighting in Odessa, Pavlichenko made 187 of her 309 total confirmed kills.

[1] She became infamous amongst the Germans, who tried to convert her to their side via radio broadcasts, offering everything from an officership to – I kid you not – chocolates. At her refusal, the Germans threatened to tear her into 309 pieces. "They even knew my score!" Pavlichenko later laughed. In only a year, Pavlichenko (now a lieutenant) had made 309 confirmed kills. The word "confirmed" is key: a kill could only be classified as such if it was witnessed by an independent third party. Which means that the real number of people Pavlichenko killed is likely far, far higher than 309.
[2] She became the first Soviet citizen to visit the White House, where she met with President Franklin Roosevelt and first lady, Eleanor Roosevelt.
[3] While travelling in the US giving speeches to urge men to support the second front, she famously said the above line.

Pretty bad-ass huh?

EDIT:

  1. Big thanks to User-13507716742493959449 and Stuart McCormack for editing my answer.
  2. As many have mentioned in the comment section, her story is the inspiration for the film Battle for Sevastopol.  There is a sad story behind Sevastopol as it is the place where she lost her husband
  3. [4] . (she was removed from Sevastopol due to serious injury and within one month, most of the rest of her division, including her husband were killed.
  4. Some mentions the term “confirmed kills” and how it is counted in military reality. Quora has the same discussion here for your references. Are “confirmed kills” real for military snipers, and if so, what evidence is needed to distinguish a confirmed kill from an unconfirmed kill?

The Dark Pyramid of Alaska | Military Cover-up of a Forbidden Collaboration

Fun and great video.