This period of “reconstruction with a high threat level” should exist from 2025 into 2028.
This is a collection of my (daily) posts from the tail end of 2025 marching forward towards a peaceful landing of humanity on the doorstep of a fine global state of being.
- They are no longer mere undergarments—they are masterpieces
- Don’t let stereotypes define who you are
- Like, totally, man. It’s not about the clothes you wear; it’s about the love you share
- Even the most dazzling displays can have unintended consequences
- The greatest wisdom is knowing when to laugh
- It’s important to approach challenges with an open mind and a willingness to think
- Sometimes, the greatest joy comes from knowing when to turn the volume down
- It’s important to be truthful and considerate of others
- It’s important to find your place in the world—and to respect the places of others
- True talent, Mr. Ducky, comes from the heart
- Science is a powerful tool, but it must be used responsibly
- The most extraordinary things are right in front of us.
- Sometimes, you just have to dance it out
- Treating others with fairness and kindness is the key to a happy and peaceful life
- When faced with challenges, sharing and working together can often lead to the best outcomes
- Magic and wishes may seem like the answer to all our problems, but they often come with unexpected consequences
- No one has to face their problems alone
- Sometimes, the most meaningful moments are the simplest ones
- Let the natural beauty of the ingredients shine
- Finding balance and patience is the key to a harmonious life
- And sometimes, the most dramatic moments are best accompanied by a mournful saxophone solo
- Speed isn’t always the answer; sometimes, slow and steady wins the race
- The thief confessed, and the honey is safe
- Life isn’t about perfection—it’s about embracing the mess and finding joy in the unexpected
- Ditto, life is hard. And when life is hard, you nap. It’s the feline way.
- Ordinary is underrated. And besides, who needs fame when you have a sunny hay bale and a good nap?
- And if it fits, you sit
- True bravery comes from the heart, not the claws
- Sometimes, the things we think will solve our problems can create new ones
- The real treasure isn’t gold or jewels—it’s the friends you make along the way
- Balance is essential—whether it’s sunshine and rain, work and rest
- A well-groomed cat is a prepared cat. And a prepared cat is a successful cat
- Not everything is as glamorous as it seems
- As long as you’re careful and respectful, a little rule-breaking can lead to amazing experiences
- I can’t cluck under this much gothic pressure!
- Yeah, man. It’s all about embracing the quack.
- Family bonds are worth fighting for
- His willingness to help fix his mistake showed the importance of accountability
- Responsibility is key
- Remember, the world is your scratching post—but treat it accordingly
- The most puzzling problems can be solved with patience and perspective
- Embrace what makes you unique
- Don’t rush—enjoy the journey
- Confidence can turn even the clumsiest moments into triumphs
- The rutabaga served as a reminder that true abilities are earned through effort
- A Tale of Canine Choirs, Mystical Flatulence, and the Night the Dogs Said “Moo”
- Patience and observation can solve even the most puzzling problems
- Greed leaves you empty; sharing brings abundance.
- The potato’s underground rebellion was rooted in solidarity.
- Moderation is key (unless you’re a squirrel with a god complex)
- Voice matters—but so does creativity
- Art is subjective (and sometimes ovoid)
- Meanwhile, Catnip lounged outside, gleefully updating a “minutes since last melt
- A Tale of Fabric Uprisings, Questionable Soup, and the Laundry Rebellion
- A Tale of Criminal Squirrels, Lactose Intolerance, and the Great Milk Chase of ’23
- The Mysterious Drapery Debacle
- A Tale of Postal Pandemonium, Apian Fashion, and the Day of the Chickens
- Ditto, still traumatized, hid in a bucket. “Never again! Never again!”
- A moment of cleanliness brings clarity
- Curiosity can lead to unexpected rewards
- If life gives you endless vegetables, make soup. Lots and lots of soup.
- “Tea isn’t a thing, man—it’s a vibration.” – Zephyr
- After all, why be normal when you can be memorable?
- Even failed quests can lead to real treasure
- If life gives you a fake mustache, make sure it’s properly glued on
- Sometimes, less is more
- Be careful what you whack—especially if it’s a sentient piñata
- Curiosity is a good thing—but use it wisely
- If life gives you lemons, don’t make a disco ball. Just eat them and scowl
- Don’t panic over vague prophecies (or bad plumbing)
- Crime doesn’t pay—especially when your getaway plan involves angry chickens on rodents.
- Fun is important, but so is responsibility. And naps. Always the naps.
- Curiosity might kill the chicken—but indecision will annoy the hell out of her.
- Respect others’ need for rest
- The air smelled of hay, hiccups, and regret.
- “I eat garbage. You’ll live.“
- A frantic scrubbing session ensued…
- This aggression does not vibe with my aura.
- Ditto. You’re doing life wrong
- Bessie’s “artisanal deposits” (“It’s free fertilizer, darlings!”)
- Democracy is exhausting
- Art, like magic teapots, can take you places you never expected
- Rainbow Regurgitation
- Goodbye, my stony sweetheart
- The yodeling fish, now joined by a hypnotized frog choir, harmonized in stomach-turning thirds
- Peace is nice—but sometimes, you need a little red-paint rebellion to keep things interesting
- Love is worth the risk—even if your “diamond” is a bottle cap and your “romance” smells like burning pickles
- “Dude,” he croaked. “That burp was legendary.”
- “Whoa, heavy ego vibes, my feline friend,” he mused. “You ever think, like, maybe humility’s the real power move?”
- “Bartholomew the Piñata,” he whispered. “What fresh hell is this?”
- “I’ve seen cultures. This isn’t one.”
- Sir Whiskerton’s hypnotized march includes very precise salutes to mailbox.
- “But Boris, my love! Without the stickiness, what’s left?”
- The farmer frames a photo of the egg titled “Maybe?”
- “Milk mustaches are always in style.” – Nutters, fashion criminal
- “Fun, yes. But fun at others’ expense? That’s just rude.”
- Harriet: “I told you we should’ve unionized.”
- “I’M A GOAT, NOT A SQUIRREL!”
- A Slime of Unusual Size
- The Farmer, traumatized, installed carpet the next day.
- Moral of the Story? Some signals should be ignored.
- “It’s a gourmet sniffing experience!” – Rufus, cultural ambassador
- Dog Sled Memories
- “I’ve slept through earthquakes. This? Amateur hour.” —Rufus (still asleep)
- Barry builds a “Permit-Approved Dam”… which immediately collapses into a karaoke portal. The mice shout: “¡MÚSICA BUROCRÁTICA!”
- “In my 20 years as a candy-filled oracle, I’ve never seen such blatant myopia.” —Bartholomew
- “I didn’t want big—I wanted terrifying!” —Nutters, Failed Kaiju
- Persistence isn’t annoying—it’s strategic harassment.
- I’ve seen less melodrama in a soap opera about turnips.
- My early ESL adventure
- “Marry me!” – Paco, to a tumbleweed (it said no)
- Remember: If life gives you time loops, bring snacks. And maybe a cow
- The Valley Chicks: “OMG, it’s, like, a metaphor for capitalism!”
- You can’t deduct existential dread.
- The Clucktopus Incident
- Mutiny on the Muddy Duck