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“I’ve slept through earthquakes. This? Amateur hour.” —Rufus (still asleep)

My wife and I lived in Suva, Fiji for about a month a few years back.

We flew into Nadi International airport, and took the cross-island bus to Suva. They spoke fluent English there, and were super friendly. But it was, don’t you know, an island.

Rather third-world.

Two classes of people. The mega-wealthy, and the locals. And most of the locals had adapted to their situation, living a local low-key, low quality of life. But ate well, had fee medical care, and no one went homeless.

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Suva, well… was a town by Chinese standards.

That is the largest city in Fiji.

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Fiji is a tourist spot. And all the hotels were five-star hotel prices. Like $1000 / night for a little one bedroom.

Blew our budget to Hell.

So, for a while we wandered around the city wondering what to do.

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Interesting place.

There was a parade (and I well remember it) where the band played a marching band style, but the men all wore skirts, and had a hell of a lot of tattoos on their arms and bodies.

All with a neo-colonial background vibe.

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So, feeling like “fish out of water” we went to the “Chinatown” section.

Looked for the largest establishment there.

Found a restaurant (a larger Cantonese style establishment) and talked to the owner there. She was a woman in her early 30’s.

Of course, she knew all the Chinese on the island.

Of course.

My wife told her of our predicament, and (the restaurant owner) made a phone call. And after we ate, we got a taxi to the edge of town and met another lady owner. Also in her 30’s.

She gave us a room in her establishment.

A tiny hole-in-the-wall, with a mattress, an air conditioner, and a television set that did not work.

No lock on the door.

She ran a sort of Mahjong / Bordello / Cleaning service / Laundry and Massage service there.She catered to Overseas Chinese.

Local Chinese could play Chinese games, eat Chinese food, and have Chinese sex when they wanted, and while we were there… she had a constant business. Not large, but constant.

She had about three girls who provided sexual services, and they were mostly out-call girls. She had two that served as in-house girls that did basic housekeeping chores, and provided services on demand in some tiny simple rooms.

The one that cleaned up our room had a seriously ugly face, seriously, but a nice body with impressive rack. And she was nice. Polite. She would clean up, makeup our room, then scurry away and give a local (BIG) Fiji male a blowjob in one of the other rooms, or do a on-shot for about a half an hour. Then go do laundry for the establishment.

Suma.

And interesting experience.

Today…

My father was the custodian at the elementary school in our small town for years.

He did everything from cleaning daily messes to buffing all of the floors. He mowed the grass in the warm months and shoveled snow whenever it fell.

The mower he used had a place to stand while he mowed. He removed it because he felt it was in the way, and walked behind the mower.

He cleaned the bathrooms, swept and mopped the floors, and cleaned all of the chalkboards daily. Every single school day.

He kept the old and finicky boiler furnace running. Dad also repaired anything else that stopped working.

He changed lightbulbs and cleaned fingerprints off the windows.

When school was out for the summer, he painted every room that needed it. Mom often went to the school to help him, sometimes he would even allow her to do so.

He even maintained the playground equipment. Learning how to repair it as he went along.

My dad cared about every single kid that walked those halls. When I visit the hometown, I often run into people that tell me of memories they have of his antics. He always went the extra mile to pull off a good practical joke.

When Dad retired,

they hired 2 men to do his job.

They could replace him, but, I doubt they can ever fill his shoes.

RIP Daddy.

Feta Shrimp Melt

Feta Shrimp Melt

Yield: 6 servings (4 cups shrimp salad)

Ingredients

  • 1 pound cooked, peeled and deveined shrimp, chopped
  • 1 cup mayonnaise
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 2 tablespoons fresh dill, chopped
  • 3 green onions, white and green parts, thinly sliced
  • 1/2 cup celery, finely diced
  • 1/2 cup kalamata olives, chopped
  • 1 cup (6 ounces) Wisconsin feta cheese, crumbled
  • 1/4 teaspoon hot sauce, such as Tabasco®
  • 6 thick slices firm whole wheat baguette

Instructions

  1. In medium bowl, combine all ingredients except bread; mix well.
  2. Place bread slices on baking sheet.
  3. Spread with shrimp salad.
  4. Heat broiler, and broil until beginning to bubble and brown, 3 to 5 minutes.

When Apple was preparing to introduce the black cylindrical Mac Pro (aka the trash can) Jobs wanted to manufacture it in the US. He figured as a high end product in limited production that it would be feasible. Turned out it was not.

To move production of high volume, high tech, high end products like the iPhone would require a massive investment with a long lead time which makes the whole notion ridiculous. Trump will be dead and the tariffs just a painful memory by the time they shipped any product.

It’s possible that a long term plan to build up the US infrastructure along with joint ventures with Asian partners such as Foxcon would result in more US manufacturing capacity. But this requires sensible planning, organization, and management like what Biden started with the CHIPS act and of which the current administration is incapable.

New World Feelings

Written in response to: Write a story where the weather mirrors a character’s emotions.

Simon Ireson

Priya stepped through the round hatch into her explorer pod, turning to allow her suit to accept the waiting latch cables. She reached up and detached the fishbowl helmet from the ceiling, sliding it over her head and rotating it to lock to the suit. Most explorers preferred the military helmet with the armoured sides. Priya liked the view of everything around her. She wanted to almost feel the wind against her face when she stepped onto a new world—despite it frequently being a toxic gas. As a youngster on Luyten B, she had been forever getting into trouble accessing forbidden places. She vividly remembered climbing the inside of the agri-dome of Newreach Station and waving to a maintenance technician working on the outside. His look of surprise made her smile, even now.A tone brought Priya back to the information projected inside her helmet. She lifted her arm into view with its small display panel and tapped the ‘Commit’ button with a gloved hand. She felt the mobility assistance joints of her suit go through their testing and calibration routines. The suit stopped each extension when it reached the limits of its fragile human occupant. Eventually, the helmet display completed its checklist and it informed the ship AI that it was ready for deployment. Two seconds later, the pod’s doors closed, and all the atmosphere in the pod was evacuated. Despite this being her eighth new planet, the excitement of being the first on a new world bubbled through her body.A thud in her back was the only indication that the pod had detached from the exploration vessel, her home for the last three years—three years her time. She had not checked how much time had passed for those outside a sleep pod. The day before, she had met the grandson of a man who had been young when she had begun her rest. Explorers were a rare breed—there were less than a hundred across the whole of humanity. They were treated like royalty—not that such a term existed now. They wanted for nothing when awake on a ship. In return, they agreed to be shot onto a new planet to see if it could become a new home for some of humanity. The bulk of the species crawled along in one of the giant, slow-moving ark ships. With the final death of the Earth, humanity had begun searching for new homes in the galaxy, building colonies wherever they could settle.The distance between stars was vast.Some slept.Some travelled.Vibrations shook Priya as the pod found resistance as it fell. If she wished, Priya could activate the external views and watch the planet grow as she plummeted through the atmosphere. She wasn’t interested, it spoiled the surprise. Nothing was as exciting as the doors revealing a new landscape. Yes, there was every possibility the weather, flora, and terrain would suddenly cut short her life—this was without mentioning any local inhabitants, intelligent or not.That was the job. She had accepted that a long time ago.Priya rode out the remaining jostles and smiled as the landing thrusters took hold. As the pod slowed, it fought against the new planet’s gravity. The same gravity reached out and pulled on a body that had been weightless for months. Millions of nanobots were deployed throughout Priya’s organs and limbs. Cells were copied and stitched together, building muscle in proportion to the increasing gravitational pull. She gritted her teeth as the regrowth process progressed. It was quick, but not painless. By the feel of it, this planet was certainly living up to its estimated mass of eight Earths.The pod made a few sudden adjustments until a familiar down/up motion signalled touchdown. The helmet display registered the landing but then suddenly flicked back to in-flight. The pod lurched rapidly to the right for a second, only to be corrected immediately after. The display returned to all clear, but Priya tensed her sore muscles, anticipating further movement. When nothing happened for thirty seconds, she relaxed and spoke to her suit AI.

“Landing complete. Run atmospheric check and full suit diagnostics.”

She waited for a series of checkmarks to appear on the display, along with a paragraph confirming the atmospheric content was primarily ammonia and hydrogen. This was as expected, based on an initial probe.

“Send message. Explorer One deployed. Landing successful. Beginning exploration.”

She lifted her arm and tapped a code into the wrist display. A flashing ‘confirm?’ button appeared. Opening the doors always required a manual confirmation.

Priya tapped the display.

 

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The doors slid silently open and revealed a purple world—at least, that’s what Priya saw. Humanity now developed under many different skies, sending evolution in multiple directions. Eyes born on a red planet see things differently from those born bathed in green light. No matter the ‘real’ colour, Priya saw purple. She stepped to the edge of the pod and looked out over her temporary home.

The sky was filled with a mixture of pink-coloured clouds. They swirled in unexpected directions on unknown wind patterns. They were transparent above, fading in a gradient to light pink and then purple as they reached the ground. The planet was large, so the land stretched far into the distance before it met the horizon. The surface rose and fell smoothly in every direction. Unusually, there were no jagged rocks, outcroppings of stone, or even pebbles littering the landscape. Pinching her fingers together, a screen appeared in her helmet. She gestured to zoom and, for a second, didn’t think her instruction had been registered. Then she moved her head and saw the ground rush past. She was zoomed in; it was just that the ground appeared identical no matter the distance. She closed the screen and slowly scanned everything she could see. Identical. Everything was the same, smooth, undulating surface. No great mounds, mountains, or vegetation to be seen.

Crouching, she examined the ground beneath the pod. Expecting soil or rock, she found a regular diamond pattern. No diamond was the same, but they were similar enough. In the centre of each was a dark circular spot. Leaning forward, she saw one of the legs of the pod had settled into a depression in the ground. Twisting to see another leg, it was also sitting in its own special spot. It didn’t take much thought to realise that the pod’s weight was bending the surface and that she should prepare for a springy experience.

Purple and springy—this was new.

A loud crack shattered the silence. Priya hadn’t realised just how quiet her surroundings were until something broke through. She looked to the empty sky, locating the expected descending pod. New planets were dangerous places, so every expedition had two explorers. Once the first confirmed their safe arrival, the second descended.

Priya watched as the pod carrying her long-time friend and colleague, Leo, made last-minute adjustments before touching down a kilometre away. The display in her helmet provided detailed telemetry on something she could do nothing about. She waved a hand, and the zoomed view returned, tracking the pod as its jets fired. She watched the legs extend and touch down on the surface. Zooming in further, she saw the ground depress to accept the spacecraft, almost like it rested on a rubber sheet. Jets fired erratically to stabilise the lander. After a few seconds, all movement ceased.

Priya cleared her vision and keyed her comm. “Explorer One to Explorer Two. Copy? Priya to Leo. Did you enjoy the bounce?”

“Explorer Two here,” replied Leo in his deep, always-amused voice. “It was a little odd. What have I landed on? The whole planet looked as flat as anything from the air.”

“You’re safe and sound.”

“Any threats?”

“None that I can see. Suit isn’t registering anything microscopic attacking it, and I can see to the horizon.”

“Sounds good. Exiting now.”

“Stand firm!” Priya snapped. “I haven’t set foot yet.”

“Understood. Doors open. Will await confirmation.” A pause. “It’s very green, isn’t it?”

Priya smiled but didn’t reply—she really needed to stop airing her thoughts with people. Looking down, she watched as her booted feet walked down the metal step and onto the planet’s surface.

She had expected to feel some give under her weight, but it was no different to stepping onto any smooth floor. She jumped a few times, landing with an expected thump each time.

Leo’s voice came through the comm. “Looks pretty safe.”

Priya guessed she was being spied on and waved at Leo. She watched him leap from the pod and land heavily, staggering a little. She laughed. “You surprised your bots, didn’t you?”

A grunt came through the com. “My knees are shot.”

“You always have to go one step further.”

“You know me, P.”

Priya’s helmet darkened slightly as some of the clouds cleared away, leaving the blue-tinted light from the nearby star to shine on her and her pod. She glanced up and saw that the break in the clouds was currently only at her location. Despite the random atmospheric air currents, she was uniquely granted good weather.

Leo’s voice came through the comm. “You copy, Priya?”

“Yes. You can stop waving. I’ll go set some probes.”

“Great. I’ll get started on the soil samples. Call in fifteen.”

“Copy.” As she headed to the pod storage locker, Priya noticed the clouds had changed again. The sky above her was a regular grid of lines. Each cloud formed a perfect line in a different shade. Elsewhere, the clouds broiled and writhed. Directly above her, the sky was neat. Organised. Structured.

She pushed the observation aside; it was easy to be caught out by perspective and scale on a new world. Years of training forced her to ignore the strange and concentrate on establishing measurable parameters.

 

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Fifteen minutes later, Priya erected a small tripod with a large sphere resting in a cradle. She tapped the controls and the sphere glowed yellow and rose to about a metre above the tripod. Satisfied, she turned and headed down the gentle rise towards her pod. As she walked, she looked out over the vast emptiness, still surprised at the absence of anything. She had stood in deserts on faraway worlds, but never before had she seen such an unblemished view. The lack of visual stimulation brought a calm to her thoughts. Even the clouds seemed quieter. Their ordered lines now stretched across most of the sky.

“How’s it going?” came Leo’s voice.

Priya quickly spotted the man in the smooth, unbroken landscape. “All good here. Just on my way back.”

“Sounds good. I’m starting the core collection. The drill is confused. It keeps mentioning organic compounds, but I’m overriding and it’s cutting now.”

Priya zoomed in on Leo as she walked. She saw the man beside a drill almost his size, its A-frame pointing to the sky while its teeth bored into the planet’s crust. A few hairs pricked up on her neck as her subconscious warned her something was amiss. She immediately halted and focused her attention on her colleague. Her concentration stopped her from registering her surroundings, which were rapidly darkening as the clouds thickened unnaturally fast, turning an opaque dark purple.

“Enhance view. Show movement,” she commanded. The view inside her helmet duplicated itself. The motion tracker was a simple filter that compared video frames. It showed black for no movement and white for any change. Leo and the drill appeared in monochromatic white slices as they moved.

He wasn’t alone.

What initially looked like static flowed from the ground on every side of Leo. Glancing back and forth between views, Priya could make out a rising mist or gas. “Leo. Immediate threat.” She saw the man straighten. “There’s something around you. Can you see it?”

“No. What do you mea…agh…” His voice cut out.

“Leo? Leo?” She watched as her only friend and colleague through time and space began wildly thrashing his arms as if he were fighting a swarm of insects. “Come in, Leo.” She saw him drop to his knees. “Respond!” He abruptly stopped moving, still kneeling upright on the ground, his head bowed forward and his arms hanging limply from his shoulders. Priya watched, her breathing rapid and shallow, as the white static on the movement display filled the view. She returned to the visual and watched in horror as Leo and the drill began tilting to one side and sinking into the ground as if the surface had suddenly become loose sand.

A warning alarm flashed for attention. Selecting it, Priya saw a damage report from the probe she had just set. She turned and watched as the probe descended out of view.

Priya set off at a run for her pod. Above her, the clouds darkened and released spots of moisture that wet the ground. In the distance, there was a deep grumble of thunder as electricity flowed through the atmosphere. She got within a hundred metres of her pod when it also began to be absorbed by the planet. Priya called on her suit to propel her with powered assistance. A few seconds later, she slammed into the hard round side of the only machine that would keep her alive beyond the suit resources. The impact was brutal enough to break a few ribs, which the nanobots immediately began repairing.

Priya saw that two of the pod’s legs were somehow absorbed beneath the unbroken planet’s surface. A look showed that the jets were still clear. Still clinging to the side, she snapped commands at her suit as the outside of her crystal helmet began running with whatever liquid was now falling in sheets from the sky.

Where had the storm come from?

She shook her head. “Emergency departure. Pod launch and hold at five hundred metres. Suit magnetise and attach.”

Both suit and pod reacted immediately. Priya was spread across the pod’s surface, arms and legs outstretched as her suit became one with the little spaceship. Then, the pod’s main engines fired up.

Multiple warning messages filled Priya’s display as the pod strained against its trapped legs. “Detach landing gear,” she shouted through gritted teeth. The pain from her position and her damaged body was intense.

Her stomach fell through the floor as the pod suddenly released its legs. Relief flowed through her as she escaped the danger. This was short-lived as the pod lurched first to one side and then abruptly halted its ascent. For a moment, she thought it had reached her requested altitude. A quick check of her display showed she was less than a hundred metres up.

Thruster heat warnings appeared.

She twisted her head as far as she could to one side. The sky broiled with swirling clouds, pouring rain, and flashes of discharging electricity. With each flash, she saw a fog surrounding her and the pod. It was uneven, and parts were thicker, almost like tentacles gripping her and her ship.

Despite the immense power of the thrusters, refined and improved over hundreds of years of human engineering, she felt and saw herself being dragged back to the surface. Ten seconds later, the pod finally exceeded the safety limits and the engines shut off. Priya closed her eyes, expecting to drop like a stone. Instead, she descended steadily until the pod touched back down.

Without the landing legs, the pod immediately rolled onto its back before sinking into the surface again. Priya deactivated her magnetic suit and leapt away from the craft. She stood only a few metres away and watched in despair as her means of contacting and returning to the mothership disappeared.

Only as the pod vanished beneath the surface did she realise her suit lights had come on. Aside from the flashes of lightning, the white beams from her suit were the only illumination on a suddenly dark world.

Seeing all options disappear, Priya fell back on her training and sat on the ground with her legs crossed. She blocked out the pain that wracked her body, closed her eyes, and began attempting to calm her mind. As she rejected thoughts of escape and rescue, she became aware that the sound of the rain started to ease. The raging torrent of thoughts flowing over the rocks of possibility gradually settled until she could visualise a vast, still lake. Around her, the pressure eased, and all sound faded away. Curiosity got the better of her, and she opened her eyes.

Once again, she sat in a vast, open landscape under an unbroken sky.

Then she saw the mist.

The same mist she had seen surrounding Leo rose around her. She decided against fight or flight and chose nothingness.

She relaxed and awaited her fate.

The mist grew thicker, and the same strands she had seen in the air began pressing against her. Probing. Feeling.

Abruptly, everything was grey. She felt momentary pressure on every part of her body; then it was inside.

Still calm, Priya watched as the mist filled her suit.

Then, it filled her.

 

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Priya sat in grey nothingness.

“We welcome you,” She didn’t hear a voice. The words appeared in her mind.

“We have waited…waited…now you’re here.”

Thinking was difficult. It was like trying to run in a dream. “I…I don’t understand.”

“You will. We will. You are home. Bring the others.”

“Others?” She watched…no…she reached out through the mist. She flew up, racing at unimaginable speed through the atmosphere. A white spot grew rapidly as she hurtled towards the metallic shape of her former home.

“We shall greet them all. They shall become us.”

Priya reached forward, and grey fog flowed around the helpless ship—a ship filled with the hope of humanity.

She hugged the ship and pulled her family close.

“We are many.”

“We are one.”

“We are Priya.”

Hi, Muhammad Okasha. Thanks for the interesting question and Answer Request.

My answer to your question would be:

Because there will be times when the Chinese have to drink “Chinese food”.

For example, I’m a big fan of consuming the below Chinese soups.
They’re made from ingredients that are said to be good for the skin, hair, and nails.

From top to bottom, left to right:

红豆燕麦乳 (Red Bean Oat Milk Soup)
经典美龄羹 (Classic Meiling Soup)
苹果山药小米羹 (Apple Yam Millet Soup)
浓香黑芝麻糊 (Fragrant Black Sesame Paste Soup)
水润五白羹 (Moisturizing Five White Soup)
红豆黑米苹果露 (Red Bean, Black Rice, Apple Soup)


Also, there will be times when Chinese might choose to enjoy “non-Chinese foods”.
For me personally, if I’m not eating “Chinese food”, I will almost always be eating “Japanese food”.

These two “cuisines” are my Big Two.


Also, Muhammad Okasha, my advice to you would be to stop using ChatGPT to write your questions and answers:

This is because the vast majority of people – myself included – will ignore answers that are churned out by ChatGPT.

I ignore all answers generated by ChatGPT, and I delete all comments that were generated by ChatGPT PLUS will immediately block all Quorans who have the gall to place ChatGPT comments on any of my answers.

If you can’t even write your own answers and comments, you don’t deserve any visibility whatsoever.

Have a wonderful NYE celebration ahead.

Advanced Pre Flood Civilizations That History Books Don’t Mention

Across the ancient world, from Egypt to Peru, archaeologists have discovered something impossible—perfectly drilled holes through granite and basalt stones so hard they challenge even modern tools. How could primitive civilizations have created such precision engineering?

By the end of this video, you’ll see evidence that challenges everything mainstream archaeology tells us about our ancient past—so stay tuned for revelations that might change how you view human history. Imagine a world where gods walked among humans, where technology rivaled or even surpassed our own, and where legendary beings of immense stature and power shaped the course of early civilization.

These aren’t just fantastical stories—they’re at the heart of what many ancient cultures described as pre-flood civilizations. The most intriguing figures in these ancient accounts are perhaps the Anunnaki, whose very name translates to “those who came from Heaven to Earth.” In Sumerian mythology, these weren’t ordinary deities.

They were described as the offspring of Anu and Ki, the sky god and earth goddess, creating a perfect symbolic union of celestial and terrestrial powers. What’s fascinating is how the Anunnaki mirror other mythological beings across different cultures.

They bear striking similarities to the Nephilim mentioned in biblical traditions—mysterious beings described as the offspring of angels and human women. Both groups are portrayed as bringing advanced knowledge to humanity while simultaneously causing disruption through their presence on Earth.

In fact, India has weaponised water resources not only against Pakistan but also against Bangladesh.

The Ganges has two mouths, one in Bangladesh and the other in India.

Over the years, India has been widening its own tributaries by building dams to intercept the Ganges’ water supply and divert it to India’s mainland tributaries to the sea.

Bangladesh has nothing to do with the terror attack in Kashmir, why is India doing this?

Therefore, the Modi government’s claim that India cut off the water supply to the Indus River because the Pakistani government supported the terrorist attacks in Kashmir is completely untrue. Moreover, the Government of Pakistan has denied the allegations made by the Modi Government, and the Modi Government has not produced any evidence that the Government of Pakistan supported the Kashmir terrorist attacks as a justification for waging war.

All of India’s neighbours hate India and the cause is in India itself.

Can Pakistan and Bangladesh not do anything about India’s bad neighbour? No!

However.

  1. China can assist Pakistan to recover the Indian-controlled Kashmir, so that Pakistan can basically control all the tributaries of the upper Indus River, and no longer be restricted by India. Kashmir is an inherently Muslim-majority region and Hindus are not popular there.
  2. If India, despite repeated warnings, continues to cut off Pakistan’s water supply and cause a humanitarian crisis, China will recover southern Tibet and help the remaining north-eastern states of India to become independent, thus removing India’s control over the Brahmaputra Rivers and solving Bangladesh’s water problem once and for all.

China, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Myanmar, Nepal and Sri Lanka can join forces to form a ring around India.

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It’s called racism.

Enemies of westerners like Asians are frequently portrayed as a dumb horde overwhelming their enemy in numbers using no tactics or strategies because apparently we’re incapable.

If we look closer? It’s essentially People Vs Hall 1854.

This California Supreme Court ruled that the testimony of a Chinese man who witnessed a murder by a white man was inadmissible, largely based upon the opinion that the Chinese were “a race of people whom nature has marked as inferior, and who are incapable of progress or intellectual development beyond a certain point” and as such had no right “to swear away the life of a citizen” or participate “with us in administering the affairs of our Government.” This decision categorized Chinese alongside Native and African Americans as lacking status to testify against European Americans in court.

It’s been evident this is mainstream western thought. You can see it on Quora frequently.

China does something say this. These self driving buses in China have been in operation for a couple years now. I’ve been on one.

Yet they’re all like but but if Tesla (a white man) cannot make it work then it is IMPOSSIBLE! If the biggest most intelligent hyper race cannot make it work then it is IMPOSSIBLE!

Famous Psychiatrist Reveals How You Live NOW Affects Your Afterlife

Sir Whiskerton and the Great Yawnpocalypse
(Or: How One Cat Fought a War Against Sleep)


Chapter 1: The Yawn Heard ‘Round the Farm

It started with Porkchop the Pig at breakfast.

  • “Man, Farmer’s porridge is so—yaaaawn—bland…”

  • Ditto the Echoing Kitten copied: “Bland! Yaaa—THUD (He yawned so wide he face-planted into his milk bowl.)

  • Sir Whiskerton gasped: “A contagious yawn! Science’s most dangerous weapon!”

(Visual gag: The scarecrow “yawned,” and all his straw fell out, leaving just a hat on a pole.)


Chapter 2: The Sleepy Hollow

Within minutes, the farm was under siege:

  • Doris the Hen yawned mid-gossip: “Sir Whiskerton is bal—zzz—” (She face-planted into Harriet’s lap.)

  • Rufus the Dog slept so hard he started floating in a puddle (his natural state).

  • The Farmer snored into his own hat, which then filled with apples from a passing squirrel.

Only Sir Whiskerton remained awake—thanks to sheer stubbornness and six cups of Chef Remy’s “Unsleepable Soup” (ingredients: 90% caffeine, 10% regret).


Chapter 3: The Mystery of the Missing Alertness

Clues led Whiskerton to:

  1. Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow (asleep mid-“Om,” now snoring in Sanskrit).

  2. Zephyr the Genie, who yawned: “Dude… even magic needs a nap…” (Then turned into a hammock.)

  3. The Scarecrow, now just a hat on a stick, mumbled: “I’ve… seen… things…”

(Running gag: Every time Whiskerton almost yawns, he stabs his paw with a quill.)


Chapter 4: The Awakening

The culprit? A rogue lullaby from Ferdinand the Duck’s opera phase, stuck in the windmill.

  • Sir Whiskerton destroyed it with a well-aimed hairball.

  • The farm woke up groggy but grateful—except Rufus, who sleep-ran into a tree.

  • Ditto, still asleep, echoed: “Tree! Zzz…”


Moral of the Story

Sleep is sacred… unless there’s a mystery. Then it’s treason.


Post-Credit Scene

Chef Remy markets the yawn as “Natural Anesthetic™.” First customer: Doris, who wants to silence Harriet.


Best Lines

  • “I’d call this fascinating if it weren’t so—yawn—dull.” —Sir Whiskerton

  • “I’ve slept through earthquakes. This? Amateur hour.” —Rufus (still asleep)

  • “Zzz… applause… zzz…” —Ferdinand, sleep-standing ovation


Starring

  • Sir Whiskerton (Caffeine-Fueled Detective)

  • Ditto (Naptime Propagandist)

  • The Scarecrow (Strawless Wonder)

(P.S. The Farmer’s hat now grows apples. No one questions it.)


Cultural Easter Eggs

  1. “Unsleepable Soup” = college student energy drinks.

  2. Sanskrit snoring = yoga mom stereotypes.

  3. Sleep-running Rufus = sleepwalking dog memes.

  4. Hat-apples = absurdist gardening hacks.

(Curtain falls. Snoring crescendos.)

Hello ladies and gentleman

Short story long..

Last February at end of the month got hit by a truck while on a red light

Was going to school on my bike and stopped at the red light and the last thing i remember was to hear a truck running like crazy and kind of going from one side of the street to the other and then suddenly everything was dark, i could not see anything but black.

I remember watching the truck for just a moment, like a second or so, then I lost vision and all senses but somehow i was awake for like it seemed hours, remember feeling like i was falling and falling for ages, and i could not feel anything otherwise, no hands or feet or lips or eyes, i did not felt the need to talk or move, somehow i was aware that i did not had any hands or feet or needed to do any walking or talking

It was just like free falling and i did not mind at all it was just like i knew i was dying and it was ok, i wasn’t afraid or anything and i was certain i was already gone from this world

I just remember thinking “i’m dead now” and i felt like i was falling and stumbling around and then suddenly i felt a giant taste of blood and like when you get hit very hard in the head, then it was like a snap feeling in my mind and i woke up to lights and i had been at the hospital for like almost 20 hours in a coma. I woke up and there were lots of people around and i did not recognize anyone around, it was so weird, and i thought i was not me, but someone else and those people did not know i was in someone else’s body and thought i was her familiar somehow

So crazy lmao…

So anyway i wanted to say that that assh*le got me hard, apparently he drove over me and i got stuck between my bike and the truck, i completey lost control of my hands and left side, my leg was broken in like 15 places and i can’t move my fingers except for two now. I had a giant hole in my forehead and internal bleeding and my coccyx and pelvis were broken, my arm was also in several pieces and my femur went through my skin and was all exposed.

It messed me up so bad i won’t be able to walk for a year and i can barely move now and i just started typing again a couple days ago lol. I’m messed up and i can’t stand on my own, any fall could break me again so i pretty much stay all day in bed and i lost school and everything i had planned because of that ass who drove me over and kept pushing until he managed to drive over the bike and run away

I guess i’m ranting now? lmfao! and it took me almost one hour to write this lol

anyway i just wanted to say that when i was asleep and woke one about one month ago i felt something was very wrong and suddenly i just died Lights went out and the beeping machine went bleeeeeeeep and i just felt again like i was just falling and falling for years and years, everything was sooooo slow and i had so much time to think and figure stuff out and then i woke up again and they had managed to bring me back, it had been just a few minutes but for me it was years

I don’t know how to explain otherwise, it was like i was away for so many years that i had trouble trying to remember who is who and when they tell me about stuff happening i feel like who cares that happened like 100 years ago but it’s stuff that happened yesterday lol

Don’t know if i make any sense and i’m kind of crazy i think lmao!

But anyways, i think i just wanted to write this before i stop caring about it, it feels like i will forget all about this very soon and i could not care less anyway

Sorry for the typos and bad writing, i’m tired and can’t really double check anything anyway, it took me almost one hour to write this and just pasting it here and will go to sleep again

I don’t even know why i wanted to write this now, i can’t remember why but i guess it was just trying to let go or something like that

Thanks for reading

bye
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Besotted, Bespotted

Written in response to: Set your story in a place where the weather never changes.

Anastasios Repousi

Let’s say in a delightful twist of fate something should lather my Great Red Spot with some benzoyl peroxide. Say every one of the estimated 115 billion people who have ever lived on the sole habitable planet in this solar system has had their face occupied by a great red spot at least once (on wedding days, job interviews, that sort of thing). Or during… Perfect Planetary Alignment!! Which is today.Endlessly, I watch passing asteroids, pockmarked, but these are friable. I see all 95 of my orbiting moons don crescents to conceal their pitted faces. As I turn, I am envious of Neptune’s deep blue complexion. Spinning back, Saturn flits into view like a child king spinning a hula hoop. Also: Mars. I’ve a soft spot for Him. An overly red face from a never-ending solar flare-up of rosacea. Ugh, it’s those dust clouds: damn cosmic gluten, if you ask me.Then out beyond a solitary pearl across the panther pelt of space, another; caramel continents of matcha through white, wispy sheets, swirling like smoke. Sapphire cloaks and glacial tiaras dress the rotund Mother like a two-shade nebula. She cradles her children. There is an Africa, and an Australia. A few spalled shards they call The Maldives. It is very much like a pristine, pliable clump of stardust in the black, pottering hand of God.Earth. The Great Pirouette.I gaze at one of its dark spots—a passing storm that batters its firmament at the protest of its sun-spanked sea. Otherwise, she is a delicate beauty with cosmetic fortune.I rotate fully in about the length of an average human work shift, I’m told, so I’ve got time to stare and remain entranced, embarrassing as that is, embarrassed as I am about it.It’s this goddamn Great Red Spot, see.To me, it’s just a 350-year-old storm. To everything else, it’s a 15,400-mile zit. That’s roughly 1.3 times the diameter of Earth. Now, here’s a question: would you date someone with a zit 1.3 times the size of you?Answer: no.

You’d call them buddy.

After a while I spy in my periphery the faint but dignified celestial spotlight of Uranus. Turning to face Him, I ask with Jovian thunder, ‘Storm and stone, why call thee Uranus?’, like I haven’t asked before, and His response is, with a bloated sigh, ‘Because I’m full of gas.

Gets me every time.

Poor Uranus, though. They say scent offends most, and everyone knows He’s cloud over core for Titan (Saturn’s moon), who notably smells a bit like gasoline and almonds (that’s Bleu De Chanel perfume by space standards). I mean, we gas giants all have a scent, but Uranus is the unwashed butt of the Solar System.

No chance, man. No chance, no chance.

That spot isn’t going anywhere, is it, Jupiter?’ howls Uranus. And I respond with a dignified, ‘It’s just a storm, man. Void, I am the storm!

He opts for this: ‘Scary.

And I say, ‘Must be tough, smelling like a space-rat.’ 

And He says, ‘Gosh Golly, you’re in a mood today.

And I say, ‘It’s this damn spot, it won’t abate. And nice to see you, too. How’s long’s it been?’ 

‘From my perspective, a season or a few Uranus months ago. You?’

‘A little over a year ago, yeah.’ 

Back and forth, round and round.

Jupiter. Uranus. Jupiter. Uranus.

Jupiter’s vacuuming Trojan asteroids from its ebony carpet, trying to win Earth’s attention like a show-off feminine knight in golden armour with storm-formed pauldrons and icy jewels.

He looks magnificent. So what if Earth dotes on Him?

Uranus is back, rotating like a lazy turtle chasing a wayward ripple. ‘Best thing you can do,’ He says, ‘slather some benzoyl peroxide on it. It’ll calm the spot right down.’

‘Calm’s right,’ I say. ‘But it’s a storm. It just needs time.’

‘Until the next one appears,’ Uranus says.

‘Oh Jove’s Thunder, don’t say that!’

We talk for weeks. Part ways. Until next time.

Months pass.

The spot is shrinking but still young. It faces toward Earth like a cherubic newborn. Earth rotates, Her splatter-of-paint eye glancing sideways, her little South America smirk.

I do not say anything, besotted, bespotted gashead I am. I drift for many months more. I get the idea that Earth and Saturn are fucking. That’s the nature of gorgeous things; they cling together, like God’s balls in His great divine zipper.

This little squall across my face, it shrinks yet somehow grows. I know, I know it’s slowly shrinking—but it just gets bigger and bigger, you know?

‘Have you checked out that dating app, Jupiter? It’s called Gravitate. How’d I meet my exoplanet? At a Big Bang. Did I “conjoin” with Mercury? No comet’ 

Wild Venus, and don’t say I didn’t warn you.

To be honest, I guess I’m feeling a little deflated. I guess I’m all, I don’t know, feeling like a tiny particle adrift the vast, cold, finite infinity with a cycloptic, oozing blister of tempests and feel like I’ve got something to hide.

They call that shame.

It could be worse. It is worse for the sun. He’s got sunspots basically the size of me, and He’ll just keep flaring up, and He’s always searing angry about it, and no wonder.

Okay, friggin: do I do it? I’m doing it. Yeah, let’s do it. It’s done.

Discovery Settings, Search Distance: 5,000,000,000 miles >>>>>>>>> 2.5 million light-years.

Show Ages: 3,500,000,000 <<<<>>>> 6,000,000,000

Gravitate account’s all set up.

By the way, here’s my bio: I’m the planet with a Huge Red Eye, but I promise, I’m not high. 

It sounds like a rap bar, but it’ll do.

I begin swiping.

Venus 4,503,000,000

416 million kilometres away.

‘Looking for someone to cool me off—if you can handle 900°F!’ 😛 🔥🥵

There She goes…

I swipe left.

Pluto 4,500,000,000

3.7 billion miles away

Not technically a planet anymore but still proud. Swipe right if you are looking for something more than just Plutonic and can handle a little distance. 😎🪐

Right.

Proxima Centauri b 5,000,000,000

4.24 light-years away

Pros:

Habitable 

Spacious

Cons: 

Live far away

Tidally locked

Left.

You know, I bet you Saturn’s on here. I bet you he’s saying something like, ‘This ring doesn’t mean I’m taken.’ He’s like that.

Earth 4,540,000,000

484 miles away

I’m a down-to-Earth chick. 😀 Mother of seven billion. Environmentalist.

Gulp. Swipe Right. Gulp.

Hours later, a ping.

IT’S AN ALIGNMENT! <3 You’ve matched with Earth! <3

Woah. Wait. Woah.

I don’t say anything, nor does She. I can’t seem to think of something to say. Then I say, Did God really make you in six days? 😛

And She says, ‘Are you sure you’re not high, Red Eye? :P’

And for the first time in 350 years… I think I can feel the storm settling.

Expert scammers NEVER ask for money right away. They know that this would be a huge mistake. Only the apprentices, who are not under the guidance of a “Chairman”, ask for giftcards on the first round of chatting. They thus learn the hard way that a money request on first chat is always a “crash-and-burn”.

Expert scammers are usually more patient since they know that first it is always necessary to construct and consolidate a romantic relation “of love and trust” (as they call it). In fact, after they have love-bombed the wall around your heart and made it come tumbling down, that is when they go in for the kill.

For example, the current love of my life is Gen. Andrew Poppas_Version 2, who is the paragon of muscular masculinity in the photo below.

As you can see, he appears to have muscles in all of the right places. We have been chatting for a while now. Like all of my past 112 fiancés, he is a millionaire, and incredibly, he does have access to his money! In fact, the other day he offered to send me €44,000 for the medical bills of my youngest son.

All he needed was for me to send him all of my bank information (and codes) and/or credit card so that he could enter my account and leave me all of this money. I told him that I did not think that this was a good idea because such information should be kept private. Not that I did not trust him but someone (evil) could hack his email and steal it from him.

Of course, he understood completely and the next day came up with another plan. He told me that the CEO of Wells Fargo, Mr. Charles Scharf, would get in touch with me. Incredibly, the next day Mr. Scharf wrote me a grammatically correct email, asking me to send him my bank information in order to make the transfer of the €44,000.

Since I have an account with an Internet bank, which I only use when I travel abroad and which currently has a total of three euros in it, I gave him the account number. He then asked for the “codes”. Instead of sending him MY personal bank codes, I sent him the BIC and SWIFT codes, which are necessary for international money transfers (and are publicly available). Mr. Scharf must be a very busy man because he has still not gotten in touch with me, and the three euros are still in my account. I am still awaiting the €44,000.

Meanwhile, Andrew, my dear fiancé, persists in our passionate romance. He has even sent me three or four touching AI-generated voice messages with a posh British accent, in which he sounds like the Duke of Wellington. Since he claims to have been raised in Ohio, this is quite an accomplishment that he still has not been able to explain. This morning he sent me the following urgent message:

I am writing to inform you, as I am going to the city of Iraq for a special mission, that all high-ranking military officers have been asked to come together for a special meeting from which they will issue a high ranking orders. will be turned over to us for quick action. I count the days I have left to finally get close to you right next to my heart. I love you, my angel. (Gen. Andres Poppas in Palestine and losing his grammar on the way to the CITY of Iraq)

Since Gen. Richard Clarke_Version 1 once went to the “city of Syria”, never to return, I know that this is not going to turn out well. In fact, it is the beginning of the end. Gen. Poppas will soon ask me to receive a small fortune in money, gold and jewels, apart from his Rolex and ‘multi-wears’ (the term for all-purpose clothing in West Africa). I will refuse his request and still another of my romances will hit the dust. The good news is that my bank account with three euros will remain intact.

This Is How the American Economy Ends: And It’s Already Happening

Suburbs are emptying. For sale signs gather dust. And the math that once built the American Dream has quietly turned against itself.

For decades, rising home values and swelling populations fueled an economy that promised more—more growth, more security, more buyers around every corner.

Now, with each passing year, there are fewer families, fewer new arrivals, and fewer shoulders to carry the weight. 🏚️

What happens when the next generation can’t—or won’t—take over what the last one built? 💸

Why are cities and pension funds staring down permanent shortfalls as the population grays and demand evaporates? 📉 Could negative equity, demographic decline, and empty infrastructure create a crisis too slow for headlines, but too vast to reverse?

This video unravels the quiet unraveling tracking how aging suburbs, shrinking tax bases, and a vanishing sense of “growth” are transforming America from the inside out.

We’ll follow the numbers behind the headlines, explore the psychology of a country built for more, and confront what’s left when more is finally gone.

China’s oldest known bamboo slip from the Cao Wei state found in Gansu

By Sun Langchen and Li YuchePublished: May 26, 2025 11:24 PM

Photo: Screenshot

The oldest known bamboo slip dated from the Cao Wei state of the Three Kingdoms period (220-280) has been discovered during a study of 216 ­previously unreleased slips collected by the Gansu Provincial Archives and Gansu Jiandu Museum, offering rare insights into the administrative and military life along the ancient Silk Road more than 1,700 years ago, CCTV News reported on Monday.

According to CCTV News, the finding emerged from a joint research project that examined 216 previously unreleased bamboo and wooden slips held in the archives’ collection.

“We’re currently studying and interpreting this batch of 216 slips that have never been made public before,” said Sun Xiaoyun, director of the development and utilization division at the Gansu Provincial Archives.

“Among them, we made a particularly significant discovery: the oldest slip dated from the Cao Wei state of the Three Kingdoms.”

Jiandu are the bamboo and wooden slips on which ancient Chinese people wrote using ink and brushes before the invention of paper. To date, the vast majority of known and studied slips were from the Qin Dynasty (221BC-206BC) and Western Jin Dynasty (265-316). Discoveries from the Cao Wei state of the Three Kingdoms have been exceedingly rare, with only a few dozen slips found prior to this new find.

Xiao Congli, head of the sorting and research department at the Gansu Jiandu ­Museum, told the Global Times that this particular slip records the delivery of official documents between a courier and a postal officer and is dated explicitly to a day in June in the second year of Jingchu, or the year 238.

This seemingly ordinary mail delivery record offers a valuable time marker.

The Jingchu era refers to the reign of Cao Rui, also known as Emperor Ming of Wei, who was the son of Cao Pi and grandson of the warlord Cao Cao – key figures in the tumultuous Three Kingdoms era.

The year 238, when this slip was written, was a time of intense military activity. Historical accounts suggest that this was when Jiang Wei, a famed general of the Shu state, launched his first northern campaign against Wei forces. Some believe he was stationed in Hanzhong alongside commander Jiang Wan before leading a detachment westward into Longyou, an area now part of modern-day Gansu Province.

While scholars cannot yet confirm whether the slip is directly connected to these military events, its timing and geographic origin evoke the wartime backdrop of more than 1,700 years ago.

Besides this slip, other slips among this batch also provide further insight into the military and administrative structures on China’s northwestern ­frontier during the Han ­Dynasty (206BC-AD220).

“We found out that the content of many of the 216 slips is unprecedented, including rare references to frontier military outposts, ­fengshui-related practices, thus enriching understanding of the defensive infrastructure along the Great Wall and the social systems of the Hexi Corridor. Their diverse formats and long chronological span also provide valuable insight into governance, communication, transportation, and social life along the Silk Road,” Xiao added.

Xiao further noted that some records confirm that Xuanquanzhi, a postal relay station established during the Han Dynasty near Dunhuang and the only fully excavated Silk Road courier site in China, remained in operation into the Three Kingdoms, demonstrating its enduring role in regional logistics.

Grilled Reuben Chicken Melts

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Yield: 4 servings

Ingredients

  • 4 skinless boneless chicken breast halves
  • 2 cups shredded red cabbage
  • 1 1/2 cups (6 ounces) Swiss cheese, shredded
  • 1 large onion, cut into 1/2 inch slices
  • 1 1/4 cups Thousand Island salad dressing, divided
  • 4 French rolls, split

Instructions

  1. Brush chicken and onion with 1/2 cup salad dressing; set aside.
  2. Combine 1/4 cup salad dressing and cabbage; mix well; set aside.
  3. Grill chicken over hot coals 5 to 7 minutes on each side or until no longer pink in center. Sprinkle chicken evenly with Swiss cheese during the last minute of grilling.
  4. Grill onion 4 to 5 minutes on each side, or until browned and tender.
  5. Grill rolls until toasted. Spread toasted sides of rolls with remaining 1/2 cup salad dressing. Place chicken on roll bottoms. Top with onion, cabbage mixture and roll tops. Serve immediately.

I worked for an upscale store.

We learned that one of our fine jewelry salespeople was telling some of the customers who wished to buy a Rolex to meet her in the employee parking lot; she had fake Rolex watches. She’d sell them a look-alike for a bargain price.

So, we set up a sting operation and sure enough, she tried to sell the undercover customer a bargain Rolex.

We confronted her with ample evidence.

She was outraged! We set her up! We violated some unclear aspect of her privacy rights or something! She would see us in court!

When I told this story at a hearing in which the company contested her Unemployment claim, the Administrative Law Judge actually laughed. And denied her claim based upon gross misconduct.

Deeply satisfying.

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A fantasy of mine to live in a place like Fiji. I bet the beaches were beautiful. There most likely were better rooms really cheap monthly rent, besides the tourist hotels. Maybe even get a part time job at a fast food place,just to stay busy, i’m thinking tax issues on that one. My bank probably doesnt have a branch there, I assume one would have to use paypal, cashapp or one of the others. How much did the girls want for a bj and do they want american cash or paypal deposit? The reality is it’s probably a nice place to visit but not live there.

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