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Sometimes, it’s good to let loose and have fun, but it’s also important to know when to dial it back

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Neither. And I hope you don’t either of them. For me, there are two views to see this. My social responsibility as a Chinese communist party supporter means we think Trump initiated the hostilities against the peoples republic of China and caused the entire debacle. This is obviously regrettable and Trump’s inflammatory rhetoric against us obviously isn’t returned with love.

Another, my personal and America-friendly POV: I think no one actually thinks that trumpism is good for the country. They are just fed up with the “role model” elite of society: virtue signalling Hollywood stars, private jet owning billionaires who want to encourage bikes and veganism etc. Voting Trump is a tantrum and a big middle finger to those who think they are in charge. Hillary (and later Harris) is a boring, typical, centre-left establishment mouthpiece who has no problem with war with the full diversity hire package. Her ties with the Clinton political family makes her less attractive, not more.

I do agree with Trump’s removal of DEI and ideas for fiscal sustainability, but he is still a destructive force, imperialist and sex offender.

At the time I was a federal cop. My wife and I were vacationing in DC. We’d tried to get in for one of the public tours of the White House, but they were all filled.

I looked across the street at the other homes there. One of them is called Blair House, and, for awhile, President Truman and his family lived there while the White House was being refurbished. But I didn’t know which one it was.

I went to a guard post and asked one of the White House uniformed cops (they’re officially known as US Secret Service Uniformed Division; they used to be called the White House Police) which one of the homes across the street was Blair House. He pointed it out to me.

I asked, “Is there a plaque or something to mark where Officer Coffelt died?”

Leslie Coffelt was a White House Policeman who was murdered in the line of duty when a pair of terrorists tried to assassinate President Truman during the time he was living in Blair House.

“Yeah,” he said. “There sure is. You a cop?”

I showed him my badge and creds.

“You get into one of the tours?”

“We tried,” I said, “but they were all filled up.”

So he got on the phone, made a call, then told me to be back at that gate at a certain time, and they’d get us into the next tour.

OK, that wasn’t that nice of me. But, from their perspective, I was showing respect for the history and lore of their agency. And I was a brother cop.

But, here, as Paul Harvey used to say, is . . . the rest of the story.

We show up for the tour, and are shown into the White House parlor where the tours start. Some of the tour guides are pages. Some are administrative assistants. Some are White House cops. I look at one of the White House cops and he seems familiar.

“Al?” I say.

“Jim?” he says, looking at me.

We’d both been civilian cops at a military base that closed. When it closed, we both transferred to other federal cop shops. He wound up as a uniformed cop with the Secret Service. I wound up at an agency that . . . well, let’s just say it’s a little lower on the federal law enforcement food chain.

We embraced, shook hands, and I introduced him to my wife.

He asked us what we were doing after the tour. We said we hadn’t any fixed plans.

“Meet me back here,” he said. “I’ll be going off duty. I’ll take you on a tour of the place the public doesn’t usually get to see.”

So afterwards, we got to see a bunch of Norman Rockwell paintings he painted especially for the White House. We saw the basement of the place, where the scorch marks from when it was burned down during the War of 1812 can be seen. We went all the way up to the entrance to the Oval Office (not inside, but we got to bend our heads across the threshold as long as our feet remained outside). We saw historical artifacts that are usually seen only by special guests.

It was the highlight of our trip.

When we were finished, naturally we both thanked him profusely. He wasn’t, after all, a particular friend. We liked each other, but it was a work relationship. We didn’t socialize away from the Job. I’d never done him any particular favor that I was aware of. Nevertheless, here’s what he said.

“Hey, when you’re a nice guy, nice things happen to you. If you’d been most of the mopes who worked there, I’d’ve just said ‘hi,’ and left it at that.”

Don’t know exactly what I did, but something about the way I did my job, and the way I interacted with my co-workers impressed him to such a degree that he went way out his way to do something really special for my wife and me.

TRUMP’S LIES: China DOES NOT sell fentanyl to drug cartels, or anyone!

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Chicken Dance Craze

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another whimsical adventure on Sir Whiskerton’s farm, where the animals are as eccentric as ever, and the mischief is always just a whisker away. Today’s tale involves Cluckadia, the farm’s most vociferous hen, who starts a bizarre fashion trend where all the chickens dance in circles before they eat. Ferdinand the Duck, Cluckster the Rooster, and Big Red (another rooster) join in, singing at the top of their lungs, creating a racket so unbearable that even the scarecrow is considering moving to a quieter farm. So, grab your sense of humor and let’s dive into The Case of the Chicken Dance Craze.


The Plot Thickens

It all began on a sunny morning when Sir Whiskerton was enjoying his usual sunbeam on the barn roof. The peace was shattered by the sound of clucking, squawking, and the unmistakable twang of Ferdinand the Duck’s operatic voice.

“What in whiskers’ name is going on now?” Sir Whiskerton muttered, peering over the edge of the roof.

Below, Cluckadia was leading a group of chickens in a bizarre dance routine. They were spinning in circles, flapping their wings, and clucking in unison before pecking at their feed. Ferdinand, ever the showman, was belting out a song to accompany the dance, while Cluckster and Big Red provided backup vocals—if you could call their off-key squawking “vocals.”

“Cluck-cluck-spin! Cluck-cluck-spin!” Cluckadia chanted, her feathers fluffed with pride. “It’s the latest trend! All the cool chickens are doing it!”

Harriet clucked in agreement. “Cool chickens! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian promptly fainted into a pile of hay.

Porkchop the Pig, who had been trying to nap nearby, snorted in annoyance. “What is this nonsense? Can’t a pig get some peace and quiet around here?”

Rufus the Dog, who had been chasing his tail, stopped mid-spin to bark, “It’s driving me bonkers! And I like noise!”

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “This has gone too far. I must put a stop to this madness.”


The Plan to Restore Peace

Sir Whiskerton knew he couldn’t tackle this problem alone. He needed help from the farm’s most calming influences: Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow and Jazzpurr the Beatnik Cat.

“Bessie,” Sir Whiskerton said, approaching the laid-back cow, “we need your ‘peace and love’ vibes to calm these chickens down. Can you help?”

Bessie nodded dreamily. “Sure thing, dude. I’ll get them to chill. Just leave it to me.”

Next, Sir Whiskerton found Jazzpurr strumming his bongo drum under a tree. “Jazzpurr,” Sir Whiskerton said, “we need your groovy beats to drown out Ferdinand’s singing. Can you handle it?”

Jazzpurr adjusted his beret and grinned. “You got it, man. I’ll lay down some smooth tunes that’ll make even the noisiest rooster mellow out.”


The Great Chicken Intervention

That afternoon, Bessie and Jazzpurr made their move. Bessie wandered into the barnyard, her tie-dye coat shimmering in the sunlight, and began humming a soothing melody. The chickens, mid-dance, paused to listen.

“Hey, dudes,” Bessie said, her voice calm and serene. “Why don’t you take a break from all that spinning and clucking? Just, like, breathe in the good vibes, you know?”

Cluckadia tilted her head. “Good vibes? What are you talking about?”

Before Bessie could respond, Jazzpurr started playing a smooth, jazzy tune on his bongo. The chickens, mesmerized by the rhythm, began to sway in time with the music.

Ferdinand, not to be outdone, tried to join in with his operatic singing, but Jazzpurr’s beats were so groovy that even Ferdinand couldn’t help but mellow out. Cluckster and Big Red, meanwhile, stopped squawking and started tapping their feet.


The Moral of the Story

As the sun set and the barnyard returned to its usual peaceful state, Sir Whiskerton addressed the gathered animals. “Well, my friends, it seems we’ve learned an important lesson today.”

Cluckadia clucked softly. “That dancing before eating is bad?”

Sir Whiskerton shook his head. “No, Cluckadia. The lesson is that sometimes, it’s good to let loose and have fun, but it’s also important to know when to dial it back. A little peace and quiet can go a long way.”

Bessie nodded. “And remember, dudes, good vibes are always better than bad noise.”

Jazzpurr strummed his bongo. “Like, keep it cool, man. Life’s a groove, and we’re all just riding the wave.”

Ferdinand, ever the diva, quacked, “And if you must sing, at least try to stay in key!”

The animals laughed, and even Cluckster and Big Red joined in, their squawking now more harmonious than ever.


A Happy Ending

And so, the chicken dance craze came to an end, replaced by a newfound appreciation for peace, good vibes, and groovy beats. The animals returned to their usual routines, content in the knowledge that once again, Sir Whiskerton had saved the farm from chaos.

Ditto, who had been watching from the sidelines, echoed, “Good vibes! Good vibes!”

Echo, not to be outdone, added, “Good vibes! Good vibes!”

And with that, the barnyard settled into a peaceful evening, the sounds of Jazzpurr’s bongo and Bessie’s humming filling the air.

Bartholomew, the resident piñata, wisely said nothing.

The End.

This is our foreign minister S Jaishankar

His wife is a Japanese born Naturalized Indian Citizen and his both his sons are US Citizens

Logically he would be inclined to kowtow to the US even if it was better to be with China or Russia in the long run for India

Many of our foreign ministry officials, Judges, Policemen, Ministers have children who are US Citizens or Foreign Citizens or Permanent Residents

Would such people have India’s best interests in mind?


The CPC many years ago decided to ensure such divided loyalties don’t affect Mainland China

Thus as of 2022 (Unless something changed in the 2022 NPC):-

  • Children & Grandchildren of CPC Officials of the Central Committee, Politburo, Standing Committee and Standing Council cannot be citizens of any country other than Mainland China
  • Spouses of the above persons or spouses of their children cannot be citizens of any other country except Mainland China, Spouses of their grandchildren cannot be citizens of USSR, USA, Philippines , South Korea or Japan
  • Party Officials cannot educate their Children in Private Schools or in any school where the Medium of Instruction is not Chinese (Except if the Children are deemed mentally challenged)
  • Party Officials can send their children to foreign schools in foreign countries only if they are recipients of the Government Scholars Prize (18,000 out of millions)
  • Party Officials cannot take treatment in Private Hospitals that are not State owned unless the course of treatment is not offered in state owned hospitals or the threat to health is too strong to wait for transport to a public state owned hospital
  • Party officials cannot go abroad for medical treatment unless the same is not available within Mainland China or HK or Macau
  • Party officials can send their children to Universities outside Mainland China only after approval from the Party Disciplinary Council
  • No Chinese Foreign Service Official can have a bank account outside Mainland China, HK or Macau in any country outside the country of his posting. Any such account must be immediately closed before the official leaves that country and closure documents must be submitted to the relevant authorities
  • No other Mainland Chinese party official can have a bank account in any country outside Mainland China, HK or Macau
  • No Party official can spend in excess of a certain sum (No idea how much) on their wedding celebrations or those of their children

Two of the later rules include :-

  • No Party official may own a Smartphone that is not fully manufactured in China or is assembled by a Company having headquarters in Mainland China (Iphone and Samsung are excluded)
  • No Party official may use VPN services on their official smartphones

Under Hu Jintao, many of these rules were ignored

Under Xi, these rules are a MUST and he is ruthless with anyone who violates these rules

Their defense minister had ONE OFFSHORE ACCOUNT that he didn’t declare since 1997 that began the proceedings against him

Qin Gang had an affair with a foreigner and was rumoured to have a child who would be an American Citizen

That began the proceedings

Hu Xijin, the Shun Bot of Mainland China who was hawkish and aggressive to the West had not declared he had been part of a western think tank in 2007/08

Where is he now?


While Putin doesn’t have similar written rules

It’s clear that within Russia, the same rules are unofficially followed and trust is based on how independent you can be


I don’t know how far ‘Party Officials’ go – whether it is begins at a certain level or even at grassroots level

British Mum in CHINA No Longer TRUSTS WESTERN MEDIA After Visit

Back in 2005 the company I worked for merged with another larger company. My company was in the Pacific Northwest and we dressed fairly casually – lots of flannel, jeans and hiking boots. The company we merged with was centered in Atlanta, GA and dressed up – men in suits and dress shoes, women in dresses or suit dresses and heels. Someone decided that everyone should start wearing suits if male and dresses with heels if female.

We were all unhappy with the dress code and few people had either suits or dresses with the required footwear. Some people were so upset they quit. One senior developer though took a different tack – he went to the local thrift shop and bought all of the disco era suits, shirts, belts and shoes…truly horrifying and amazing clothes. He looked straight out of Starsky and Hutch or Miami Vice. The folks from Atlanta were clearly shocked when they visited and he went to meetings resplendent in Quiana and polyester they made some comments but he got away with it. It was hilarious.

Post Script: the policy lasted until one time the Atlanta folks came when we have a week of heavy rain. They all got soaked to the knees and had to wear wet pants, nylons and shoes for the whole week. Afterwards, they started dressing in jeans and boots too and the dress code was made regional. Happy ending.

Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum Mud Cake

sailor jerry spiced rum mud cake
sailor jerry spiced rum mud cake

Ingredients

  • 9 tablespoons butter, cut into small pieces
  • 8 ounces high quality dark chocolate
  • 1 cup brewed espresso coffee
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 cup Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 tespoons baking powder

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 325 degrees F.
  2. Put the butter, chocolate and coffee in a sauce pan over medium heat and warm until chocolate melts. Stir occasionally. Set aside to cool for 5 minutes.
  3. Pour chocolate into a bowl and add the next three ingredients. Whisk well until mixed then sift the flour and baking powder over and continue to whisk until all is evenly combined.
  4. Pour into an 8 x 8-inch baking dish that has been greased and lined with parchment paper.
  5. Bake for 1 hour 15 minutes until a wooden pick inserted in the middle pulls out clean.
  6. Let cool for an hour before removing from the pan.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story about a character who is trying to share groundbreaking news, but isn’t being taken seriously. view prompt

Charles Corkery

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

 

“And these rockets, Intelligence reports claim, are capable of flying from Peenemunde to London before exploding”

 

“Amazing. Go on”.

 

Admiral George Holtz, from the Joint Intelligence Objectives Agency, making his report on his weekly visit to the White House, continued as instructed by the 32nd President of the United States.

 

“Well, sir, you can only begin to imagine the destruction that would be caused should these reports prove to be accurate”.

 

“Yes, yes, yes, but who is responsible for inventing these marvels?”

 

“The man in charge of the underground construction site is one, Wernher von Braun, an Aerospace Engineer, supported, of course, by a vast team consisting of engineers, technicians and scientists”.

 

Franklin D Roosevelt, sat behind his desk in the Oval Office, considering this information before asking.

 

“What do we know about this man?”

 

“Nazi, obviously. But, also, a member of the SS. Has been personally promoted several times by Heinrich Himmler, himself, and currently holds the rank of Major. We have one picture of von Braun in full SS uniform standing with Himmler. The facility uses slave labour and there are reports of daily floggings and..uh..hangings, designed to push the prisoners to their absolute limits. Not a very pleasant person by all accounts”.

 

“Yes, but a genius, nonetheless. Tell me about the rockets”.

 

“They are called V-2 and are, basically, guided ballistic missiles that travel at supersonic speed. They cross the Karman Line into space en route…”

 

“Enough, George, we want this man”.

 

“When you say, want, Mr. President, you mean to punish…?”

 

“Good God, no, man. We want him; to establish our own rocket program. We need this man’s genius and all of his support team. We’ll need to destroy their war records of course, lose that incriminating photo etc. You know what needs to be done”.

 

“Mr. President, that would be close to 2,000 men and von Braun is, surely, a war criminal?”

 

“Oh, fiddlesticks to that. Organise it, George. As soon as this goddamn war is over, I want those men here. Imagine, George, our own rocket program. You have brightened my day. Oh, and better warn London. Go through Halifax at the embassy”.

 

The President turned to his private secretary who had been taking notes throughout.

 

“Missy, I’m not feeling so good. Cancel the rest of my appointments. I’m going home to New York”.

 

“You only have the Polish diplomat at 2pm”.

 

“Have him come to New York, if he’s willing. I’ll see him tomorrow, at Hyde Park. If he insists on seeing somebody, today, George, here, will take care of it”.

 

The following evening, at his family home of Hyde Park, the 110 acre estate in New York, the President was feeling much better. Hyde Park always had a recuperative effect on this man, afflicted by paralysis of his legs after contracting Polio twenty years previously, a disability that he hid from the American public, not wanting them to see their President in anything other than robust health, especially at this perilous time of war. His aborted appointment with the Polish diplomat, Jan Karski, had been rearranged for a late hour in the evening after Roosevelt had exercised and received therapy on his legs. The young man was shown into the library of this stately home to find the President seated in an armchair by the fireplace, a rug over his legs.

 

“Mr. President, thank you for seeing me”.

 

‘Not at all, not at all. Excuse me for not getting up. I hope you don’t mind a fire in the middle of summer but I’m finding the weather unseasonably cool. I do apologise for dragging you all the way here but I’m afraid I had urgent business to attend to; the war, you know”.

 

“Of course, I understand, Mr. President . Admiral Holtz was very polite and it gives me the opportunity to see your beautiful home”.

 

“Thank you. Now, young man, your Prime Minister, Wladyslaw Sikorski, has asked me to see you. He advises that you have something extremely important to say concerning the situation in Poland. But, first, tell me a little about yourself. You seem awfully young to be a diplomat”.

 

“Hah, thank you, Mr. President. I am 28 years old but, after the last few years, I feel considerably older. Tell you about myself? Well, naturally, I was in the army and fought the German invasion but, after our defeat, I tried to escape via Hungary but was captured by the Russians and put in a prison camp. I managed to disguise my rank of second lieutenant and passed myself off as a private, born in Lodz. As Lodz had been incorporated into the Third Reich, I was considered German, an ally of Russia, and transferred by train to Germany. As you are no doubt aware, I thus avoided being part of the Katyn massacre of Polish officers”.

 

“Indeed. A lucky escape. And then?”

 

“I managed to escape from the train and I made my way back to Warsaw and joined the resistance…”

 

“Good for you. But your diplomacy career. When did that start?”

 

“I trained before the war and was seconded overseas to several different embassies including Romania, England and Switzerland”.

 

“I see. So what happened in Warsaw?”

 

“I was used as a courier, Mr. President. I undertook missions delivering top secret missives to our government in exile, first Paris, then London. On one such mission, I was captured by the Gestapo and tortured…”

 

“Good God!”

 

“Yes, it was brutal. I was injured so badly that I had to be transferred to hospital but I escaped en route and returned to Warsaw although my injuries meant that I was incapacitated for several weeks”.

 

“Young man, your story is absolutely enthralling. I’d go so far as to say that you are a genuine hero. I congratulate you on your fortitude. But what is it that your prime minister feels so important to talk to me about?”

 

“Mr. President, I was asked to report personally to London on the situation regarding the treatment of the Jews in the Warsaw ghetto. I was smuggled in on two occasions. Sir, the memories of what I saw will stay with me for the duration of my life. Fear, stench, dead lying in the streets, men dying before my very eyes, twenty people sleeping in one room. Mr. President, I cannot express, Sir, how awful the conditions are. And, then, the transports. Men, women, children, selected, forced to stand for hours before being herded onto cattle trucks; cattle trucks, Mr. President”.

 

“Yes, yes. Most degrading. But, of course, they were, at least, getting out of the terrible conditions of the ghetto that you have just described…”

 

Impassioned, Karski, alarmed at the naivety of the American President, hurried on with his story.

 

“But to go where, Mr. President? I determined to find out”.

 

Somewhat appeasingly, dreading where this tale may be leading, Roosevelt patronised the courier.

 

‘I’m sure you did. You are a very resourceful young man…”

 

“I followed the trains. They were taken to a transit camp, destined for Belzec!”.

 

“Belzec, I’ve think I’ve heard of that”.

 

“It’s a death camp, Mr. President. People, humans, men, women and children, sir, put to death in horrific fashion”.

 

“You surely don’t know that for certain, Mr. Karski. You are just surmising…”

 

“No! I witnessed it with my own eyes. I disguised myself in the uniform of a Ukrainian guard and bribed two other Ukrainians to smuggle me in. I saw what no man should have to see. These Nazis are exterminating Jews”.

 

“You mean to tell me that the nation of Germany is actually wholesale murdering these people?”

 

“Yes! And not just Jews, sir. Gypsies, the mentally retarded. I cannot overemphasise the evil that I have witnessed”.

 

“Who else have you spoken to about this?”

 

“Last December, a Polish government representative addressed the United Nations on this very subject but nothing has yet been done. I, myself, visited England and attempted to speak with Prime Minister Churchill but was told that he was too busy. I was, instead, passed over to, one, Anthony Eden, of the Foreign Office. He listened to me but did not quite believe my narrative”.

 

“Well, it is a lot to take in all at once. You must understand that, Mr. Karski. To our more… uh..civilised ears, it is rather unbelievable to think that another nation, such as Germany, would partake in such wholesale, random slaughter of innocent people. Young man, I thank you for bringing this to my notice. I assure you that I will give it my undivided attention and I commend you on your tremendous fighting spirit and courage. The world will need more people like yourself in the months to come. Forgive me for not standing but my butler will show you out”.

 

Jan Karski shook the President’s hand, convinced that, finally, he had found the one man who would do something to ease his burden and put a stop to the atrocities taking place in his homeland. As he was shown from the library, he turned and spoke his final words:

 

“All hope, Mr. President, has been placed in the hands of Franklin D Roosevelt”.

 

The President continued sitting by the fireside ruminating, going over everything he had heard tonight. His butler wheeled in a trolley on which a black phone sat.

 

“Admiral Holtz for you, Mr. President”.

 

“Hello, George. Yes. Yes. No, I listened to everything he had to say. Yes, I agree, a very brave young man and I told him so. What? His story? No, too far fetched to be believable, I’m afraid. We have too many other issues that take precedence. I think, like most young men, he is prone to exaggeration. Now, about this rocket chap, von Braun…”

  • If Taiwan calls itself “Taiwan Province”, then we will fulfill Chairman Mao’s last wish — “liberate Taiwan”!
  • If Taiwan calls itself “Republic of China”, then we will fulfill Mr. Sun Yat-sen’s last wish – “To achieve complete unification of China”!
  • If Taiwan calls itself “Republic of Taiwan”, then we don’t mind “invasion”!

It doesn’t matter what Taiwan calls itself, the result will be the same anyway.

Don’t forget Mao’s famous saying: “Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun”


How did the ‘Rebalance to Asia-Pacific’ strategy come about?

The United States will not take the initiative to withdraw from the Asia-Pacific, but the United States has already shown a clear “strategic contraction” posture.

The United States previously long intervened in the Middle East in order to curb the development of the Eurasian continent, but China proposed the “Belt and Road Initiative” and used the China-Europe Railway to cleverly bypass the Middle East, so Obama proposed “withdrawing from the Middle East and returning to the Asia-Pacific”. This is the cause and consequence of the “Asia-Pacific Rebalancing” strategy.

During his tenure, Biden also provoked the Russia-Ukraine war, casting a shadow on the smooth operation of land transportation lines across Asia and Europe.

But now that Comrade Chuan Jianguo has entered the White House, he has brought a lot of changes.

If China’s strength becomes so strong that the United States wants to withdraw from the Asia-Pacific, it means that China has surpassed the United States in overall strength.

I believe that this day will not be too long. 😉

We’re back in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia! Why we LOVE this city

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