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Sometimes, the strangest things can lead us to the deepest truths

My girlfriend and I, and two other couples decided that we should drive to the city and see a movie. I was the only one with a car that would seat six. When we started planning it, they asked me if I would drive them, I said, of course, as long as we didn’t go see, a certain movie. I had read the book, and didn’t want to see the movie. We started going through the movie section of the local paper. This was back in 1981. There were more than 30 different movies to pick from, and one of the girls picked the movie I said I wouldn’t go to. Within seconds everyone agreed. I said that I wouldn’t go to that movie. Everyone said I was being rude and selfish. That the majority wanted that movie. I pointed out I had said I would drive to any movie, except that one, and I was only keeping my word.Everyone, including my girlfriend said that majority rules. I said that they had 30 other movies to pick from, and they had to pick the only one, I had said I wouldn’t go to. By this time it was the principle of the matter, when someone says they will drive to see any movie, except for one, and they just have to choose that one, its like they don’t care about you. Of course they said the same thing about me, not wanting to see a movie that the majority chose. It would have been different if I hadn’t made it a condition of driving, before we even looked to see what movies were available. I thought I was being nice by agreeing to take my car. I refused to drive, they decided to cram the five of them in another car. I broke up with that girlfriend shortly after.

Richard Wolff: The FALL of the US Empire–US Denial, Europe Burns, BRICS & China Rise

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Moonlit Melon: A Tale of Mystery, Mischief, and Metaphysics

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale that blends the absurd with the profound, the whimsical with the philosophical. Today’s story is one of strange happenings, odd characters, and a mystery that will leave you pondering the deeper meaning of life—or at least the deeper meaning of melons. So, grab your sense of humor and a slice of watermelon (for snacking), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Moonlit Melon: A Tale of Mystery, Mischief, and Metaphysics.


The Mysterious Melon

It all began on a quiet evening when the farmer, ever the eccentric, decided to plant a single watermelon in the middle of the barnyard. “It’s an experiment,” he muttered to himself, as he carefully placed the seed in the soil. “I want to see if it grows better under the light of the moon.”

The animals, of course, were intrigued. “What’s he doing?” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings in excitement.

“Doing!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

Even Rufus the dog, usually more interested in napping, couldn’t resist the allure of the mysterious melon. “It’s just a watermelon,” he said, wagging his tail. “What’s the big deal?”

But as the days passed, the melon began to grow… and grow… and grow. It became a massive, glowing orb that seemed to pulse with an otherworldly light. The animals were mesmerized. “It’s… it’s magical!” Doris declared, her eyes wide with wonder.

“Magical!” Harriet clucked.

“Clucked!” Lillian added, still on the ground.


The Farmer’s Peculiar Behavior

As the melon grew, so did the farmer’s obsession with it. He spent hours each day talking to the melon, singing to it, and even reading it poetry. “It’s like he’s in love with it,” Porkchop the pig said, munching on an apple.

“Love!” Ditto the kitten echoed, popping up from behind a hay bale.

“Not now, Ditto,” I said, flicking my tail. “This is serious. The farmer is clearly losing his mind.”


Sir Whiskerton Investigates

Determined to get to the bottom of the farmer’s peculiar behavior, I decided to investigate. I approached the melon, which was now the size of a small barn, and gave it a cautious sniff. “Hmm,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “It smells… like watermelon. But there’s something else. Something… strange.”

As I pondered the mystery, a voice suddenly echoed through the barnyard. “Greetings, Sir Whiskerton.”

I spun around, my fur standing on end. “Who’s there?” I demanded.

“It is I,” the voice said, emanating from the melon itself. “The Moonlit Melon.”

The animals gasped. “It talks!” Doris squawked.

“Talks!” Harriet echoed.

“Echoed!” Lillian added, fainting again.


The Melon’s Message

The Moonlit Melon explained that it had been imbued with the wisdom of the cosmos, thanks to the farmer’s moonlit experiment. “I am here to impart a message,” the melon said in a deep, resonant voice. “A message of unity, harmony, and the interconnectedness of all things.”

“Interconnectedness?” Porkchop said, tilting his head. “What does that even mean?”

“It means,” the melon said, “that we are all part of the same cosmic tapestry. The farmer, the animals, the plants—we are all one.”

The animals were silent for a moment, processing this profound revelation. Then Doris spoke up. “So… does that mean I’m connected to this melon?”

“Yes,” the melon said. “And to the farmer, and to the stars above.”

“Stars!” Harriet clucked.

“Clucked!” Lillian added, still on the ground.


The Farmer’s Epiphany

As the melon continued to impart its cosmic wisdom, the farmer emerged from the barn, his eyes wide with wonder. “I… I understand now,” he said, his voice trembling. “The melon is right. We are all connected. All part of the same cosmic dance.”

The animals exchanged puzzled glances. “Is he… okay?” Rufus asked, tilting his head.

“Okay!” Ditto echoed.

“Not now, Ditto,” I said, flicking my tail.


The Moral of the Story

As the farmer embraced the melon’s message of unity, the animals reflected on the day’s events.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, the strangest things can lead us to the deepest truths. Whether it’s a glowing melon, a peculiar farmer, or a cat with a knack for solving mysteries, the world is full of wonders that remind us of our interconnectedness. And while it’s easy to dismiss the odd and unusual, embracing it can lead to unexpected insights—and a lot of laughs along the way.


A Happy Ending

With the mystery solved and the farmer’s sanity (mostly) restored, the farm returned to its usual state of peaceful chaos. The Moonlit Melon, having imparted its wisdom, shrunk back to a normal size and was enjoyed by all the animals in a grand feast. Even the farmer joined in, though he insisted on saving a few seeds for his next “cosmic experiment.”

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The melon was gone, the farm was at peace, and all was right in the world.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new mysteries, and hopefully, no more talking melons. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

Southern Shrimp Sandwich

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Yield: 6 marvelous sandwiches

Ingredients

  • 3/4 pound (340 grams) cooked shrimp, coarsely chopped
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) chopped green pepper (capsicum)
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) chopped celery
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) chopped cucumber
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) diced tomatoes
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) finely chopped scallion, green and white parts
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) mayonnaise
  • Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste
  • Hot sauce to taste (optional)
  • 6 hot dog buns
  • 2 tablespoons (30 ml) butter
  • 1 cup (250 ml) shredded lettuce

Instructions

  1. Combine shrimp, vegetables, mayonnaise, salt, pepper and hot sauce (if desired) in a bowl and toss to combine thoroughly.
  2. Spread the buns with butter and divide the lettuce among them.
  3. Top with the shrimp mixture.

Been there.

There I was, in 5th or 6th grade. It was morning recess at Nate Mack Elementary School in suburban Las Vegas. The usual stuff was going on: basketball, four-square, tetherball, etc. But suddenly the games were interrupted, because someone saw this:

My school was about 4 miles from “ground zero.”

Mind you, this was 1988. I wouldn’t say it was at the height of the Cold War, but all we kids knew was that the Russians were out there and they were bad. Many of us also knew that the greater Las Vegas area housed Nellis Air Force Base, although most of us didn’t know where that was. On actuality, it was waaaay on on the other side of town. But whatever… many of us figured this was the beginning of a Red Dawn scenario.

We all gathered on at the fence to watch the mushroom cloud rise. Most of us were a little scared, but probably more curious.

Then the shockwave came. (I remember it being a long time, like a few minutes, between seeing the mushroom cloud and feeling the shockwave. But after a quick calculation, it was probably on the order of 20 seconds. So much for memory…)

It didn’t literally throw us to the ground, but many kids fell off the fence probably due to reflexes or disorientation. And it was fucking loud. Curiosity definitely gave way to fright at that point.

We had no idea what was going on. Remember, 1988… no internet, no cell phones.

Instinctively, me and many other kids went to the front of the school where pickups/dropoffs happened. With complementary instinct, I indeed spotted my mom driving in. This didn’t take long… we lived maybe 1/2 mile from the school. I got in the car, we scooped up my sister at her school, and then drove… somewhere. I actually don’t remember where.

News came fairly quickly what had happened: The full Wiki article is here: PEPCON disaster. But briefly, a rocket fuel plant had… an accident. According to the Wiki article, around 4500 tons of rocket fuel exploded, with the explosive equivalent 1,000 tons of TNT — on par with a tactical nuke. Remarkably, there were only two fatalities (vs. 372 other injuries).

After the dust settled — metaphorically and literally — it came to light that there was a marshmallow factory next to the rocket fuel plant. There were toasted marshmallow jokes for years thereafter.

We live in a very rural area on 5 acres of property. As many who live in the country, we have barns. We left one afternoon to do some shopping in the closest big city. After arriving back home, I drove the cart to a barn to store the chicken feed we just bought. The chickens have a play area that is covered because of predators like coyotes who can still find a way in through the fence. There were too many chickens in the play area. I had 10 chickens before we went to town. I started counting chickens and after 50 just stopped. On the way back to the house to get my husband I saw a huge blue awning laying behind a 2nd barn. It looked like it belonged on an RV. We don’t have an RV. After telling my husband all this, he wanted to take a look at the cams pointed to all entrances on the property. Nothing except us leaving and coming back. Before we had left earlier, I fed the 10 chickens and would have seen the awning. To this day, there are no answers how dozens of chickens got in a secured area and where the awning came from.

John Werner

The door swung open as Bobby greeted me, the same way he did every Tuesday. Taco Tuesday happy hour was something I absolutely refused to miss. It ran from open until 5 PM and on days off there was no better place to spend my time and money. I was the first to enter and so had my pick of seats but took my usual spot at the bar across from the tv screen. The bottles stacked upon their risers all glittered in the noonday sun and the air conditioner was pumping to keep the humidity at bay.

 

This little place was an anomaly. The owner, Bobby, was the drummer of a local pop-punk cover band and he and his bandmates, roadies, and techs opened the place up about a year ago. It was an altar to the times, paying homage to everyone from AFI to Yellowcard. The walls were plastered with tour posters and framed tour shirts. Lacquered into the bar were printed tickets from venues all around the world. There were signed photos of Bobby with Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, Social Distortion, and even one of him on stage with the guys from Rancid.

 

Bobby was older now, but he used to be a sessions musician. He would play on the albums but not go out and tour with bands. He knew a lot of people and got to play music, but it also left time for him to pursue his passion, which was cooking. And so it was, that when he opened his little taco stand here on Main Street it became a ready hang-out for folks of a certain age who enjoyed music of a certain type.

 

I ordered my Mezcal Mule, a delightful cocktail of mezcal and birch beer in a chilled and sweating copper mug with a sprig of mint on the top, and was presented with my gratis basket of chips and salsa. That’s when I saw the news flash.

 

“Bobby! What the hell is that, man?” I asked, pointing at the television screen.

 

“I don’t know?” He shrugged and called to Stacy behind the bar. “Turn it up!”

 

“This is Charlotte Good from News 41 coming to you live with an exclusive story! Only moments ago we received reports of an unidentified flying object landing at Public Airport. You can see it here behind us.”

 

The reporter was standing in front of a black SUV emblazoned with the News 41 lightning bolt logo across the side. She and the airstrip were separated by a chain link fence and her face glowed with that mix of summer perspiration and makeup. As usual, the sound was crap and every couple of seconds it would glitch or lag. She kept talking and we could make out at least seven out of every ten words.

 

The shape behind her was not so different from what we might expect. Any fan of modern science fiction wouldn’t be particularly surprised by the design. It was nothing like War of the Worlds. Sleek, black, pointed nose, looking like a triangular prism with an angled back. Just then the side of the ship slid open, a telescoping ramp extending to the ground.

 

Down that ramp they strolled. They didn’t look so very different from us, aside from the blue skin and frilled ears, their faces looked like a face should look but their eyes were super big and their noses were fairly small. They had arms and legs, although the knees were hinged in the opposite direction from ours. They wore what looked like wet suits with a rigid oversized hood that framed their faces and joined at their shoulders. It was kind of a letdown. It looked pretty much like all those pictures you see of aliens everywhere.

 

“We are awaiting confirmation from local authorities that it is OK to enter the premises.” The reporter continued.

 

One creature noticed her, pointed to its buddy, and they ran over to the fence, lacing their fingers through the chain links. She continued to talk, the cameraman tried to get her attention but her camera-ready smile and professional composure only allowed for her to communicate her annoyance with a subtle lift of her eyebrows. The one on the left waved, which was awesome. The one on the right opened its mouth and began to talk.

 

On the first word, Charlotte Good screamed, spun on her heels, and promptly fainted straight away. The aliens looked at each other, and then at the cameraman, which is to say into the camera. They smiled and waved again, the one who spoke motioning to the mic which lay on the ground beside the prone Ms. Good. The camera moved awkwardly as the man bent, retrieved the mic, and tossed it to the alien over the fence.

 

Its words were completely incomprehensible, but it smiled as it said them. It seemed enthusiastic and friendly although impossible to understand. Its buddy said something, tapping it on the shoulder, and gesturing expansively. Raising one of its spindly fingers it motioned from its friend to the camera and back again. It raised its wrist and what looked like a predictably ordinary watch projected a perfectly cliche hologram.

 

It wasn’t a picture. They were symbols. The symbols were grouped in cycles of 4 sequences. There were fourteen of those cycles. Those were followed immediately by 33 additional cycles.

 

In the distance, great dust clouds could be seen rising off the ground as government vehicles raced across the tarmac. A human hand pointed into the view of the camera, we assumed it belonged to the cameraman, who was warning the aliens of the danger closing in. They looked at each other, one pointed to the other, they looked back into the camera and leaped the fence in one bound. One pointed to poor Charlotte, the other scooped her up.

 

“Put her in the car!” The cameraman shouted. “We gotta get out of here!”

 

The two aliens looked at each other and shrugged. The cameraman opened the door to the news van and motioned for them to place her gently into the passenger seat. He handed the camera to one of them, showing it how to keep the feed live, and then ran around the car and hopped into the driver’s seat.

 

“Seatbelts!” He turned, modeling for them the over-the-shoulder straps and how to buckle themselves in. They each did the same.

 

“That’s Dougie!” Bobby laughed, pointing to the screen.

 

“Classic Dougie!” Stacy laughed, her hand going to her forehead.

 

Dougie was their guitarist. His day job was working as a cameraman for the local news. He also ran all of their video and sound. The band’s. Not News 41’s. As previously discussed, News 41’s sound sucks. You had to be versatile when you were in a band. It paid to know how to do these things. With screeching tires, the government vehicles came skidding to a halt as they reached the fence. The camera panned to the other alien, who open mouth smiled in mock surprise as the News 41 van took off, leaving the Feds behind.

 

For many hours, experts of all kinds were stumped by what the strange symbols could mean. Cryptographers from all over the world provided their take on what might be the contents of that first message imparted unto humanity from these visitors from the stars. We sat there, all afternoon, watching those screens.

 

Dougie and aliens at the beach. Dougie and aliens at the Super Mart, getting slushies. Dougie and aliens winning twelve bucks on a scratcher at the corner store. The corner store? We ran out and saw Dougie, alien, Ash the clerk from the corner store, and a few other locals running down the street. At the end was the cameraalien who kept the live feed rolling.

 

“What is happening right now, Dougie?” Bobby demanded, reaching out a hand and pulling him in for a hug.

 

“I couldn’t leave these aliens with the Feds. I didn’t want it to end up like a Spielberg movie!” Dougie said. “They’re cool.”

 

“Cool?” Stacy asked. “What?” She flinched as the one behind the camera motioned to the other to get in close and he swung his long arm around her shoulders and pulled Bobby in on the other side. Once again, he vamped for the camera and they joined in.

 

Dougie ran towards the restrooms. There on the wall between them was a guitar signed by the great Billy Joe Armstrong. He took it down, plugged it into the amp below, strummed it once, and began to retune.

 

For their part, the aliens immediately responded. Apparently, air guitar is universal. Ash played along with them as Dougie finished up.

 

“I know what they’re saying!” He said excitedly. “Those symbols! They’re not words! They’re tablature! These dudes are here to rock!”

 

With the guitar tuned to his liking he motioned to the alien wristwatch. His blue-skinned friend once again raised it and activated the interface. As the patterns scrolled by, Dougie played that Billy Joe signed guitar for all it was worth. The minute it started everyone knew the words and sang along.

 

“They came all this way for punk!” Dougie shouted.

 

“All the Small Things?” I asked.

 

“Is that weird?” Stacy asked.

 

“Not at all,” Bobby replied with a shrug.

 

Dougie reached out and high-fived Bobby, turned and hit me, then Ash, and then the aliens joined in.

 

They called the band, set the stage, and played into the night. Everyone was skanking and drinking and having a blast. When Charlotte came to, she wandered in and I took the camera at her request. Not to put on heirs, but I had some experience myself.

 

“This is Charlotte Good from News 41 coming to you live with an exclusive story! Taco Tuesday will never be the same!”

 

That was the best night. Bobby, Stacy, Dougie, Ash, the locals, the band, the aliens, Charlotte Good, and me.

 

Tacos, mules, and punk.

This is how the US treated China 70 years ago.

1. banned trade with China

2. carried out air raids and aerial reconnaissance on Chinese territory

3. Froze Chinese assets overseas.

Why not do that now? Because the US is no longer powerful enough to allow it.

1. China’s huge market is a major export opportunity for American goods, and the annual exports of American goods to China solve the employment problems of millions of Americans.

Iran does not have this.

The sanctions proposed by the US against China can only gain the support of some of its allies, and in many cases, not even of its allies, because China’s market is too large.

2. The influence of the Chinese and the ancient in the international arena, very often, the US needs the cooperation of China. Most simply, if China learns what the Soviet Union did and votes frequently against it in the Security Council, it can paralyse all US actions that use the name of the Council.

More importantly, China can support countries that the US does not like, through military and economic aid, etc.

For example, in 1950, the Korean War.

For example, in the 1960s, China supported Vietnam in its fight against the US.

For example, in the last three decades, China’s support for Burma has failed US attempts to overthrow the Burmese government.

For example, for decades, China’s support for Pakistan has prevented the US from acting arbitrarily in South Asia (giving Pakistan its own initiative).

To deal with these problems, the US would have to work with China.

With Iran, they don’t have the strength.

3. China is a nuclear power, with few nuclear weapons, but fully capable of destroying the US. This makes it impossible for the US government to use force against China, or nuclear deterrence against China.

That is, the US does not dare to use force against China as it did against Iran.

So why has the US not dealt with China as it has with Iran? The Americans have done it before, but when China’s strength developed, the US gave up (and its strength didn’t allow it anymore)

 

This time, they’re going to fight back.

They’ve already lined up retaliatory tariffs, targeting products from red states.

They are likely to offer him something they’re already doing so he can claim victory and back off without losing face (see: Mexico, Canada). But they’ve learned that appeasing a sociopath isn’t the way to go.

trump’s mistake was making the tariffs across the board. This eliminates the fiction he’s trying to redress something that was unfair to the US. This is just “give me money or else.”

A.k.a. extortion.

And no leader who wants to stay that way is going to let his voters see him/her succumb to the threats of a low-rent mob boss.

Short-term there will be a mess, but the real damage is long-term. In Canada, Trudeau is meeting with business leaders to figure out how to reduce their dependence on the US.

The rest of the world will follow that lead.

American businesses will suffer as a result of trump’s stupidity.

I know precisely when.

In the August of 1972, when I was 9, I flew with my father up into Mokka Fjord, on Axel Heiberg Island — Pretty well as far north as you can go in the world, here’s a Google Maps link: Mokka Fjord

Anyhow, an oil company was doing some drilling there, and they wanted to know if the fjord was deep enough for tankers. In those days depth sounders were pretty rare, and my father had really nice Furuno, and so one fine day my dad and I and a few oil company guys took off from Resolute Bay in a Twin Otter with a rubber raft and a wetsuit and the depth sounder.

When we got there the weather was pretty crappy, and there was already ice forming on the fjord. They tried paddling the raft but they couldn’t, and then my dad in his wetsuit tried pulling the raft, but the ice was cutting his wetsuit.

I was watching this from shore, and thinking about the problem, and I yelled to my dad “Push the raft! Don’t pull it! Let the raft break the ice!”

He kind of looked at me, and then moved to the rear of the raft, and kicked with his fins, and what do you know? It worked. Afterwards we went into the tent that was the kitchen and had some lunch, and people looked at me differently. I was sitting at the adults table now, not the kids table.

And that was it. I realized that if I applied my brain and solved problems, that my age was completely meaningless. Because fundamentally, people want their problems solved. They don’t care about a bunch of factors that we sometime think are important.

And that was that. I was an adult. I was never again a child after that day. I proceeded through life on my own terms.


The one thing which was a bit weird is that my parents just sort of accepted this. For whatever reason, they never really treated me as a child after this. They didn’t tell me what to do, they generally asked me what my plans were, and then accepted what I told them. By the time I was 15, I was living a more or less independent life, with my own house I lived in while I was working, and the last time I lived at home was just after my 17th birthday.

Isn’t it obvious?

BECAUSE THEY CAN!

China did what QUAD’s been doing in the SCS – protecting so-called freedom of navigation.

Just prior to this but of course unrelated, Australia had flown their military planes near China. PLA Airforce had to warn and chase away the Australian military plane.

This time. three PLAN warships conducted their own Freedom of Navigation voyage around Australia in international waters – all within the norm of legitimate FoN missions.

You don’t see Australia and New Zealand formally complaining because they can’t.

This is to remind Australia that continuing to be the U.S. attack dog has its consequences. China now has the world’s largest fleet of naval warships and Australia should expect more of these exercises.

You still don’t get it, NO, IT DOES NOT MEAN ONLY FOREIGN COMPANIES PAY THE TAX, it means YOU, pay the tax, if you buy their products, all imported products will cost you 25% more, NOT THE COMPANIES, GEEZ some people are thick. How many times must people say that before it sinks in? The tax is on the general public, not on the companies, they pay zilch YOU PAY IT,

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