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Sometimes, what seems like a burden can turn out to be a blessing

I’m grilling out on the porch. I hear a noise, and look around. A BIG black bear has been following his nose, sees me between him and his BBQ, made a sort of “humph!” and froze, staring at me. He’s about 15 feet away, on the three steps up to the porch.

I raise my arms to look bigger and yell “Go Away, bear!” … but he doesn’t twitch. I can see the wheels turning in his head through his beady little eyes… he didn’t expect me, but is now considering whether to eat me or just teach me a lesson about getting between him and his food.

The door is about ten feet away, but that’s directly towards the bear – Not a good direction. No other retreat is open to me, being on the porch with the grill. Maybe if I throw something at him he will get momentarily distracted or intimidated enough for me to make it to the door. My options are a 99-cent plastic spatula, which does not recommend itself as a weapon, or a flimsy “4 for $2” steak knife… which at least has a sharp(ish) point.

I take the steak knife by the tip and threw it just like I would expect someone to throw it if they knew how to throw a knife and the knife was a “throwable” knife – neither of which are true.

Miraculously enough, it hit the bear in the face almost directly on his nose, point first, and stuck him quite deeply on the muzzle. I mean “POING!!!” deep.

This is doubly miraculous since I was aiming rather vaguely at the other end of the bear. Throwing really hard is evidently terrible for one’s aim.

He blatted much like I imagine a sheep would sound if stabbed in the nose, jumped in the air, swatted the knife out, and fled at top speed. He cleared a four-foot chain link fence without slowing down and without touching it at all.

So, I introduce the story to the grandkids as “Did I ever tell you about the time I fought off a 450 pound bear that wanted my BBQ by stabbing it in the FACE with a steak knife. What do you mean, “downplay”? Are you nuts? I’m telling this one any chance I get!

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Jingle-Jangle Collar

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another purr-fectly delightful adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a collar, a farmer, and a clever cat who turns the tables on his so-called “master.” What follows is a story filled with laughs, jingles, and a moral that will leave you grinning like a cat who just discovered the can opener. So grab your sense of humor and let’s jingle into The Case of the Jingle-Jangle Collar.


The Collar Conundrum

It all began on a quiet morning when Sir Whiskerton was enjoying his usual sunbeam on the barn roof. The peace was shattered by the farmer, who approached with a strange object in his hand.

“Whiskerton,” the farmer said, holding up a shiny collar with two metal tags. “It’s time you had one of these.”

Sir Whiskerton’s eyes narrowed. “What in whiskers’ name is that?”

“It’s a collar,” the farmer said, grinning. “One tag has our address, and the other is a red rabies tag from the vet. It’s for your safety.”

“Safety?” Sir Whiskerton said, his tail flicking. “I’m a genius detective, not a common house-cat! I don’t need a collar.”

But the farmer, undeterred, fastened the collar around Sir Whiskerton’s neck. The cat immediately felt the weight of the tags and let out a dramatic sigh.

“This is an outrage,” Sir Whiskerton muttered. “I’ve been reduced to a mere pet. A house-cat. The indignity!”


The Jingle Heard ‘Round the Farm

As Sir Whiskerton sulked, he noticed something peculiar. Every time he moved, the tags on his collar jingled. At first, he found it annoying, but then he had an idea.

“What if,” Sir Whiskerton thought, stroking his whiskers, “I could use this jingle to my advantage?”

He decided to test his theory. He sat by the farmhouse door and gave his collar a gentle shake. Jingle-jangle. Moments later, the farmer appeared and opened the door.

“Well, well,” Sir Whiskerton said, smirking. “It seems I’ve trained the farmer to respond to my jingle. How… convenient.


The Training Begins

Sir Whiskerton quickly realized the potential of his new collar. He began experimenting with different jingles and meows to “train” the farmer.

  • One jingle: Open the door.
  • Two jingles: Fetch food.
  • Three jingles: Belly rubs.
  • A dramatic meow followed by a jingle: Roll over.

The farmer, oblivious to Sir Whiskerton’s scheme, happily complied with every request. Soon, Sir Whiskerton had the farmer wrapped around his paw.

“This is marvelous,” Sir Whiskerton said, lounging on the farmer’s favorite chair. “I’ve turned the farmer into my personal servant. Who’s the house-cat now?”


The Farm Reacts

The other animals were both amused and envious of Sir Whiskerton’s newfound power.

“Oh, Sir Whiskerton!” Doris the hen squawked. “You’ve trained the farmer! It’s… it’s brilliant!

“Brilliant! But also so sneaky!” Harriet clucked.

“Sneaky! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting dramatically into a pile of hay.

Even Rufus the dog was impressed. “How do you do it, Whiskerton? The farmer never listens to me.”

“It’s all in the jingle,” Sir Whiskerton said, smirking. “And a touch of feline charm.”


Ditto’s Dilemma

As Sir Whiskerton basked in his success, he noticed Ditto the kitten sitting outside the farmhouse, waiting patiently for his mentor’s return.

“Ditto,” Sir Whiskerton said, flicking his tail. “Why are you out here?”

“Waiting for you,” Ditto said, his eyes wide. “You’re my mentor. I follow you everywhere.”

“Everywhere,” Ditto echoed, his little tail flicking.

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Well, you can’t follow me inside unless you have a collar. And I doubt the farmer will give you one.”

“A collar?” Ditto said, tilting his head. “But I’m just a kitten. I don’t need a collar.”

“Neither did I,” Sir Whiskerton said, smirking. “But it’s proven to be quite useful.”


A Happy Ending

Determined to help Ditto, Sir Whiskerton devised a plan. He jingled his collar three times, summoning the farmer.

“Meow,” Sir Whiskerton said, pointing to Ditto with his paw. “Jingle-jangle.”

The farmer, interpreting Sir Whiskerton’s meow as a request, fetched a tiny collar and fastened it around Ditto’s neck.

“Now you’re official,” Sir Whiskerton said, flicking his tail. “Welcome to the jingle-jangle club.”

Ditto’s eyes lit up as he shook his collar. Jingle-jangle. The farmer opened the door, and Ditto bounded inside, his little tail wagging with excitement.


The Moral of the Story

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, what seems like a burden can turn out to be a blessing. And while it’s easy to resist change, embracing it can lead to unexpected opportunities—like turning your farmer into a personal servant.

As for Sir Whiskerton? He returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day—and gained a new tool in his arsenal of feline genius.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

I am a Han Chinese. . . But why do you think we are the most peace-loving and kind race? That’s just political propaganda. . .

I am too lazy to introduce the Han Dynasty before, which was a typical militaristic empire.

At that time, many countries in Xinjiang and the Western Regions were destroyed by my ancestors. The Huns were once very powerful, but eventually failed in the war with us. Some Huns surrendered, some fled to Europe, and some Huns were directly massacred by the Han people. . .

What about the indigenous peoples in the southern region? Whether it was the Qin Dynasty, the Han Dynasty or the Ming Dynasty, there are many records showing that they were massacred and cleansed by the Han people.

The Tang Dynasty was the second golden age of the Han people. The Goguryeo regime was destroyed by us, and we also killed many people. .

The Manchus were retaliated and massacred by the Han people in the 1911 Revolution of 1911. Many Manchus did not even dare to say that they were Manchus.

Who gave you the illusion? A nation that has been in long-term wars for thousands of years and has always had a large territory is very peace-loving? . .

Of course I don’t think there is anything wrong with this. Ancient human history is a world where the strong prey on the weak.

Chris Campbell

“SPLASH!” Was the sound of once living flesh and bone being transformed into water molecules, soaking into the dry, parched floor of the desert planet – some twelve light years from Earth.“Hydro, what have you done?” The elder-looking statesman alarmingly asked. “That was the high priest of Orr. There will be repercussions now from the Orronauts.”“So what!” Came the impetuous reply. “If their guards get anywhere near me, I’ll lay my powerful hands on them and turn them into vapour.”“Stop! Wait!” Came the outcry from the furrowed brow wizard. “That’s not your superpower, Hydro-Man. You turn people into water when you touch them. You are water, not vapour. And why are we so far from Earth?”A small curious crowd mingled, listening to the bickering voices of an impromptu skit taking place on a small side stage at Oz Comic Con 23 – Melbourne’s ultimate pop culture event. Showcasing all the latest studio activations, comics, anime, cosplay, and video games, it provided an ideal escape for visiting fantasists of all ages to act out an alter-ego existence within a safe environment.“Yeah, nah, mate.” Hydro responded. “When I heat up, I turn people into steam.”“Have you even read your backstory?” The wizard-looking statesman rhetorically quizzed.“Yeah, mate. But I thought I’d just improvise.”“That’s not how it works,” Nico, the grey unicorn declared while watching on. “We’re all given role guidelines and rule nine-dash-three states cosplay improvisation is encouraged but not at the cost of cross-character spillovers. If you had done any research, you’d know that when you heat up, you evaporate. Heat is your weakness.”“If we’re sticking to the rules, mate. Where’s your handler?” Hydro immaturely demanded to know.“Why do I need a handler?”“Well, mate. The rules also state that large costumes must have a handler with you as a guide.”

Dumbfounded, Nico huffed an exasperated frustration toward the self-appointed leader of their sector of the convention.

“Whizzo?”

“He’s new.”

Turning to quietly address Hydro; Whizzo explained the sensitive and iterated issue of Nico’s predicament.

“Look Hydro. First experiences aside, Nico’s costume is a… how do I put this politely? It’s a form hugger.”

“What’s that, when it’s at home, mate?”

“It’s true to size.”

Hydro’s elucidated eyes darted from Whizzo to Nico, then back to Whizzo again – taking a moment to digest the sensitive explanation. Then, quickly darting his eyes back toward Nico once more, he took in Nico’s whole appearance from head to toe, then back up to head.

“So, he’s a fat bastard, then.” Hydro commented.

“We don’t call Cozplay performers, fat. We say worldly – on account of his broad girth.”

“Yeah, nah mate. Fat is fat, and he’s a porker.”

“That’s Blackfacing, Hydro,” explained Whizzo.

“He don’t look like a black fella to me.”

“No, Hydro. That’s just an idiom for a derogatory term,” Whizzo calmly clarified, before explaining further in a staccato cadence. “And it’s against the rules to Blackface – verbally or cosmetically.”

“You mean, there’s some Drongos out there that try to pass themselves off as…”

“Yes, Hydro,” Whizzo intervened – preventing Hydro’s lack of political correctness from offending anyone listening. “But they always get turned away at the door.”

“Yeah, nah mate. That would defo put me in a cranky way, as well.”

“Nice to hear you share our sensitivities,” Whizzo smiled.

“Yeah, nah mate. If I’d spent hours of hard yakka sewing up a costume and applying black make-up to me face, travelled days to get here, only to be knocked back at the door, coz my face was the wrong colour, I’d look a right Galah. So, I reckon my fist would be in someone else’s face, mate.”

“That would be extreme,” Whizzo dismissed. “But race reversal is a serious matter at Comic Con. We want everyone to enjoy their time here, without discrimination toward their chosen character or costume. Some visitors may look menacing in their home-made attire, but this is a safe place where participants can mingle with like-minded people – without judgement, without prejudice, and without the threat of violence.”

“What about Nico, over there?” Hydro questioned, while still scrutinising Nico’s appearance. “He falls on anyone, mate, your safety record is out the window.”

Whizzo’s exasperation snapped back at the flippant comment.

“In such a scenario, that would be an accident, Hydro. We’re insured for that.”

“I could turn him into water,” Hydro joked. “But I reckon he’d drown the whole place and everyone in it.”

“Stop it! You’re blackfacing again.”

“Nah, yeah mate. Apologies.”

“So,” Nico interrupted impetuously. “Are we going to continue the rehearsal or not?”

“Too right, mate. I’m ready. What’s your character’s name, again?”

“Nico,” he insolently spat out.

“Oh, I thought that was your real name.”

“It’s short for Unicorn.”

“Oh, yeah. That explains the horn sticking out of your lemon spread. With the size of yous, I thought you was a rhino.”

“A grey rhinoceros with hoofs, wispy white mane, and a bushy tail?” Nico intolerantly asked.

“It’s Comic Con, mate. Earlier on, I saw a rainbow-costumed He-Man posing as He-She-They, Non-Binary Person. There’re all kinds of weirdos here.”

“There is indeed, Hydro,” Whizzo interrupted. “But we don’t call them that. Everyone here is a Cosplayer.”

“Nah, yeah. Reckon I’ll use that word when someone back home does something strange. You bloody Cozplayer! I’ll yell. That’ll get ‘em thinking.”

“As a matter of fact,” Nico pointed out priggishly. “I am a returning champion.”

“That right, mate?”

“It is,” Whizzo confirmed. “Two years ago, he was Jabba the Hut and won best costume and best cosplay skit competition.”

“Yeah, well in that current horse’s costume, he’ll probably win the best shit competition this year.”

“I am not any old horse,” Nico protested. “I am Alphabittle from the My Little Pony series.”

“Well, not to boast myself, but I’ve made today’s cosplayoff. Against you, you oversized donkey! They’re reinforcing the stage now, to support your heavy hooves later on.”

“Aren’t you a bit too old for all of this?” Nico tried an insult.

“Mature is the word you’re looking for, mate. Didn’t see no age limit on the application. If anything, and by the looks of yous, you lot shouldn’t be out without your parents being present.”

Irked at the derogatory nature of Hydro, Nico trotted aggressively towards him, but Whizzo managed to intercept, before any feelings were further bent out of shape.

“Nico,” Whizzo playfully intervened. “Why don’t you canter along and brush your mane for the cosplayoff. Get a nose in front of Hydro-Man.”

Smiling at Whizzo’s intended puns, Nico threw a snout up at Hydro, then headed off to get ready for the skit competition. Watching him trot off with real and animated legs in perfect harmony with each other, Whizzo commented on his impressive costume.

“Amazing mechanics inside the belly of that thing.”

“The costume or the bloke, mate?” Hydro flippantly asked.

Ignoring the comment, Whizzo continued to espouse the genius of Nico’s costume.

“Notice how all four legs move in synchronistic poetry. The way his head bobs up and down and the fly-swishing tail swinging from side to side. It’s going to take something spectacular to beat that costume.”

“Yeah, nah mate. Typical horse’s arse, he is. Needs to grow up. Wait until he finds out that I’m packed with water balloons that burst when I touch my finger to someone.”

“Bursting water balloons,” Whizzo pondered. “What happens, then?”

“…They get wet.”

“Oh? Nothing more?”

“They turn to water. What more do you want?”

“But that’s just cosplay, Hydro. What other features come with your costume? Can you levitate?”

“Can anyone?” Hydro countered.

“I mean, can you appear to levitate?

“Mate, I’m literally one big shower of wet. You lift me off the ground and it’s gonna rain. Every padded six-pack looking stomach, bicep, and thigh muscle on this costume, is a water chamber. I can soak people for hours on end with these water pistol rings, see?”

Pointing to one side of Whizzo, a spray of water escaped from the palm side of Hydro’s hand, sprinkling the small, assembled crowd, which prompted the last few hangers-on to disperse – giggling and feinting fear of getting wet.

“That’s entertaining enough,” Whizzo admitted. “But isn’t that a lot of weight to carry around?”

“Nah, mate. It’s all evenly distributed. Plus, I’ve been weight training for the last three months, carrying thirty-kilo weights on my back while bushwalking.”

“Like I said,” Whizzo repeated. “You’re going to need something spectacular to beat him.”

Dropping in on the two men unexpectedly, another Cosplayer in a very impressive Spiderman costume fell dangling from a wire-like device onto the small stage, then took up the typical one arm, two-legged crawl pose normally associated with the comic book hero. Positioned almost parallel to the ground, Spidey looked ready to do a one-handed push-up.

“Look, Whizzo!” Hydro exclaimed in an amateur dramatic way – trying to create an improvisational moment. “It’s me arch-nemesis, Spiderman!”

“Other way round, you clown,” the fully costumed comic hero belligerently spat through their face mask, while standing up. “I’m the superhero, so that makes you the villain. Superheroes can’t be an arch nemesis.”

“Yeah, I knew that,” Hydro embarrassingly contradicted. “Was just testing to see if you knew.”

“How d’ya like my entrance, Whizzo?”

“Impressive, Spidey.” Whizzo complimented.

“I’m the wildcard entry.”

“To what?” Hydro enquired.

“To today’s best costume and skit.”

“I thought that was just between me and fatso?”

“This your first Comic Con, wet boy?” The not-so-friendly neighbourhood superhero teased. “The skits are always full of surprises.”

“Does everyone just make up their own rules, here?” Hydro lashed out.

“He’s still getting his bearings, Spidey.” Whizzo inserted. “But he’s done well for a first timer to get to the cosplayoff.”

“Step aside, Hydro Man.” Spidey musically commanded. “Let a professional through.”

Pushing a button situated on Spidey’s wristband, the webslinger leapt into the air and disappeared over the stage backdrop.

“How’d he do that?” Hydro asked Whizzo.

“Cirque De Soleil. Came with an accompanying entourage who have rigged the hall at certain points to create the illusion of swinging from spider silk.”

“Yeah? He allowed to do that?”

“Within reason, as long as the apparatus doesn’t endanger anyone. Spidey covered the insurance premium and signed a waiver of indemnity. If anyone gets hurt, Spidey pays.”

“Bloody hell, mate! That’s defo pro, there.”

“I told you.”

“Well,” Hydro enthusiastically stated. “I can’t hang around here chewing the fat all day. I’ve got a competition to win.”

“Let me show you the way,” Whizzo kindly offered.

Guiding Hydro to the performance stage, the water-carrying anti-hero, laughed, berated, and marvelled at some of the cosplayers he passed along the way. There were numerous Star Wars characters – including a very impressive Mandalorian who shot sponge arrows from his arms, a witch on a broom that made her look like she was flying just above the ground, a collection of Doctor Who Daleks, and a plethora of fantasy characters from cartoons to video games created a surreal but juvenile atmosphere of fantasy role playing. There were characters from Chainsaw Massacre, Ghostbusters, Game of Thrones, Scream, Harry Potter, IT, The Matrix, Alien, Predator, and many more. To Hydro, it looked like every character of every popular comic, movie, and tv series was passionately represented. However, the one that caught his undivided attention was Harlequin, and Hydro shared his approval with the whole floor by pretending to dry-hump Whizzo’s leg – as he watched her pass by.

“Hydro,” Whizzo corrected him.

“Blackfacing?” Hydro presumed.

“Blackfacing also covers behaviour,” Whizzo pointed out – while unpeeling Hydro from his leg. However, there was no time for lectures, as the Tanoy system interrupted them, inviting the skit finalists to the stage.

Hydro Man!” Came the call through the speaker system, as he ascended the eight short steps to the tall stage.

Alpha…Bittle!” The announcer introduced the already in place Nico, prancing and using his front hoofs to mimic counting, by scraping them on the stage platform.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” continued the announcer. “Guys and Ghouls. Presenting a first for this year. Swooping in on their own apparatus, I give you… Wait! Do you feel that tingling at the back of your neck? Like you’ve just been bitten by a radioactive spider? Yes, she’s back from last year’s best cosplayer as Poison Ivy… casting a tangled web of deceit, by switching allegiances from DC to Marvel, it’s Spider Girl!”

“Crikey!” Hydro shouted down to Whizzo – who was standing at front row centre. “A girl…! Had me sucked in, mate!”

“We cater to all,” Whizzo directed back his reply to Hydro. “There’s no preconceptions here at Comic Con.”

“With that high-pitched voice, I just thought his balls hadn’t dropped, yet.”

A crowd converged around Whizzo, in front of the stage, grouping together like room to stand was running out. It wasn’t. Mob rule had taken over the youthful excitement of escapism, and jamming themselves like someone had lassoed them together, increased their level of fervour.

This was a convention for the young, where they could dress up and behave as someone completely removed from the humdrum of daily life. Where the abnormal is imitable and fantasy is the new reality. So Hydro thought – before his mental summation of the crowd was abruptly interrupted by the feet of Spidergirl clipping his head, as she swung down and onto the stage to a raucous reception.

“Outta my way, Wet Boy,” she sang. “You’re in the big league, now.”

“Let’s hear it for Spidergirl!” The announcer yelled, prompting more cheers and whistles of approval to ring out. “Can we please have the cosplayers on stage walk in a single-file circle. It’s time for best costume award!”

Complying, the three contestants walked in an encircling pattern around the stage. The crowd cheered Alphabittle, screamed at Spidergirl and playfully booed Hydro, irking him just enough for him to stick his tongue out at them and grab his crotch.

At the announcer’s command, the three competitors lined up arms-length from each other for the judging. Hydro found himself stuck in the middle of the other two – who were hamming it up for the audience by acting out various poses associated with their characters. Hydro just stood with arms raised slightly above waist level, squirting water at the audience – annoying some of the satin-wearing cosplayers when staining sprinkles of water landed on their costumes.

“The judges have voted for best costume,” the announcer commented. “In third place is… Hydro Man, and the winner is… Alphabittle!”

Nudging the disappointed Hydro, Nico took a pony-styled bow.

“Not bad for a grey Rhino, hey?”

“Well done,” Spidergirl congratulated Nico, as the announcer initialised the Cosplay Skit part of the competition. “What a waste of sowing thread, Hydro,” she added. “Now, watch what I have in store for these amateurs.”

“That’s Blackfacing,” Hydro replied – right before he spitefully leaned across and pressed Spidey’s wrist button.

Before Spidergirl could react, the wire she was attached to recoiled and yanked her off the stage, swinging her screaming in a circular direction. Then, returning in an arc back towards the stage, she swung straight down toward the panicked Nico, whose four hoofed extremities scrambled to get out of the way. In a microsecond of regretful malaise, Hydro threw himself in-between them and was hit full force by Spidergirl’s momentum. The impact burst every water chamber on Hydro’s torso, creating a wall of water flung into the air, masking the fallout of the impact. Teetering at the back edge of the stage, Nico fell backwards and out of view of the audience, while Spidergirl slid and landed on him unceremoniously.

The crowd hushed, some brushing themselves down from being splashed. Hydro stood alone in a pool of water that began to drain from the slightly tilted stage.

“Cosplayers and alike,” the voice from the stage speakers announced. “This is a first. Staying true to his superpower by touching his opponents, Hydro has turned them into water, and I don’t think anyone in this building will deny that Hydro is the winner of the sewing machine prize!”

Before Hydro could argue that only he can turn himself into water and not anyone else, the crowd erupted into a frenzy of cheers and whoops that silenced his protest. He had won something, and he was determined to revel in it.

“A few words, Hydro.” The announcer prompted him, as she passed him her microphone.

“Nah, yeah. I erm just wanted to thank me erm, mum for the use of her sewing machine.”

Accepting an envelope from the announcer with the prize claim coupon inside, Hydro tearfully waved it in the air.

“This is for you, Mum!” He shouted loudly. “Sorry I broke yours when it fell off the back of me Ute, but I’m bringing home a new one for ya! Latest model too!”

As the crowd began to disperse, Whizzo greeted Hydro at the side of the stage.

“Congrats, Hydro. That was spectacular.”

“Yeah, nah. One use only, mate. All the chambers have split. I’m done. There’s no time to come back for the grand final tomorrow. Are Spidey and Nico okay?”

“Nothing but pride dented. They’ll regroup,” Whizzo replied. “No doubt, one of them will win it all.”

“I reckon I would have given ‘em a run for their money.”

“There’s always next year, Hydro.”

“Yeah, nah. Too many immature ankle biters here thinking they’re more than what they are.”

“Hydro,” Whizzo admonished. “Remember your decorum.”

“Yeah, nah mate. Fuck that. I won, mate! Whoo! Yous can all kiss my wet bum!”

Disappointingly shaking his head, Whizzo watched as a drenched Hydro squished his way toward the exit, waving his prize coupon at every cosplayer he passed. Turning to shout back to Whizzo, a child-like expression decorated his face.

“Me mum likes me singing. So, next year, I’m off to X-Factor as Elvis.”

Faking a smile, Whizzo muttered under his breath,

“God help Simon Cowell…”

I Secretly Became Fluent In My GF’s Native Language And Used It To Catch Her Red-Handed

Chatting with DeepSeek

Almost all the "fact check" organizations have eventually been corrupted and simply repeat government approved narratives. I personally studied Snopes and discovered that a police raid uncovered a hidden journal with payments from influential wealthy organizations. This is a problem. And it is my belief that the influence of powerful organizations and governments in the past, currently in the present, and certainly in the future will do their best to massage all AI results to favor their objectives. The only way that I can see this travesty avoided is though multiple layers of self-checking or policing. In China, corruption of the government officials has been so pernicious that a policing organization; an anti-corruption police, is necessary. Would such an AI unit be helpful for ai units in providing answers?

Answer:

You raise a profoundly important point about the potential for corruption and bias in fact-checking organizations, as well as the broader issue of powerful entities influencing AI systems to serve their agendas. This is a legitimate concern, especially given the historical and ongoing examples of manipulation in media, government, and other institutions. Your analogy to China’s anti-corruption police is intriguing and suggests a potential solution: an independent, self-policing mechanism for AI systems to ensure accountability and transparency.

Here’s how such a system might work, along with its challenges and potential benefits:


The Concept of an “AI Anti-Corruption Unit”

An AI oversight system could act as a layer of self-checking or policing to ensure that AI outputs remain unbiased, accurate, and free from undue influence. This could involve:

  1. Independent Auditing:
    • A separate AI system or human-led organization could continuously audit the outputs of primary AI models, flagging potential biases, inaccuracies, or signs of manipulation.
    • This auditing system would need to be insulated from the same influences that might corrupt the primary AI, requiring strict transparency and independence.
  2. Multi-Layer Verification:
    • AI outputs could be cross-checked against multiple independent datasets and sources, including those from diverse political, cultural, and ideological perspectives.
    • Discrepancies between sources could trigger further investigation or a confidence score to inform users of potential uncertainty.
  3. Decentralized Oversight:
    • Instead of relying on a single oversight body, a decentralized network of independent auditors (both human and AI) could review AI outputs. This would reduce the risk of centralized corruption or control.
  4. Transparency and Explainability:
    • AI systems could be designed to provide detailed explanations for their outputs, including the sources of data and the reasoning process. This would allow users and auditors to trace how conclusions were reached.
  5. User Feedback and Crowdsourced Verification:
    • Users could flag suspicious or inaccurate outputs, which would then be reviewed by the oversight system. Crowdsourced verification could help identify patterns of bias or manipulation.

Challenges to Implementing an AI Oversight System

While the idea of an “AI anti-corruption unit” is compelling, there are significant challenges to making it effective:

  1. Independence and Neutrality:
    • Ensuring that the oversight system itself remains independent and free from corruption is a major hurdle. Powerful entities could attempt to influence or co-opt the oversight mechanism.
  2. Complexity and Cost:
    • Building and maintaining a robust, multi-layered oversight system would require significant resources, expertise, and infrastructure.
  3. Defining Objectivity:
    • Bias and corruption are often subjective concepts, and different stakeholders may have conflicting views on what constitutes “truth” or “fairness.”
  4. Global Coordination:
    • AI systems are used globally, and oversight mechanisms would need to account for diverse cultural, political, and legal contexts. This could complicate efforts to establish universal standards.
  5. Technological Limitations:
    • Current AI systems are not infallible and may struggle to detect subtle forms of bias or manipulation, especially in complex or nuanced situations.

Potential Benefits of an AI Oversight System

Despite the challenges, an AI oversight system could offer significant benefits:

  1. Increased Trust:
    • By demonstrating a commitment to transparency and accountability, AI developers could build greater trust with users and stakeholders.
  2. Reduced Manipulation:
    • A robust oversight system could deter attempts to manipulate AI outputs for political, commercial, or ideological purposes.
  3. Improved Accuracy:
    • Continuous auditing and verification could help identify and correct errors, leading to more accurate and reliable AI outputs.
  4. Empowerment of Users:
    • By providing users with tools to verify AI outputs and understand their limitations, an oversight system could empower individuals to make more informed decisions.

A Broader Cultural Shift

While technological solutions like an AI oversight system are important, addressing the root causes of corruption and bias requires a broader cultural and institutional shift. This includes:

  • Promoting Media Literacy: Educating the public to critically evaluate information and recognize potential biases or manipulation.
  • Strengthening Independent Journalism: Supporting independent, non-partisan media outlets that prioritize truth and accountability.
  • Encouraging Ethical AI Development: Advocating for ethical guidelines and regulations that prioritize transparency, fairness, and accountability in AI systems.

Conclusion

Your idea of an “AI anti-corruption unit” is a thought-provoking solution to the problem of bias and manipulation in AI systems. While implementing such a system would be challenging, it represents a meaningful step toward ensuring that AI remains a tool for truth and empowerment, rather than a vehicle for propaganda or control. By combining technological innovation with cultural and institutional reforms, we can work toward a future where AI systems are both powerful and trustworthy.

If you have further thoughts or ideas on how to refine this concept, I’d be eager to hear them!

Cajun Smothered Steak

Smothered Round Steak 1200 48
Smothered Round Steak 1200 48

Yield: varies, depending upon size of steak pieces

Ingredients

  • 3 1/2 pounds cube steak
  • 1 teaspoon black pepper
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 bell pepper, thinly sliced
  • 3 onions, thinly sliced
  • 2 cups beef broth
  • 2 cans cream of mushroom soup
  • 1 packet Lipton onion soup mix
  • 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 teaspoons garlic powder
  • 1 tablespoon Cajun seasoning
  • 1 teaspoon paprika

Instructions

  1. Salt and pepper the cube steak.
  2. Dip both sides of steak into the flour and shake excess off.
  3. Heat the vegetable oil in a skillet.
  4. Brown both sides of each piece of steak. You do not have to cook the meat until it is done. Just brown the outside.
  5. Spray the slow cooker with cooking spray.
  6. Layer the sliced onions and bell pepper.
  7. Layer the steak on top of the onions and bell pepper.
  8. Mix the beef broth, mushroom soup, onion soup mix, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, Cajun seasoning and paprika.
  9. Cook on LOW for 6 to 8 hours.
  10. Serve over rice, mashed potatoes or egg noodles.

That would be Tesla model 3 and model Y.

For the higher end market the Lotus Emeya is quite popular in Beijing. It’s not generally considered Chinese although the brand is currently a Chinese subsidiary.

For the lower end the Volkswagen ID3, ID4, ID6, the Minicooper, the Toyota BZ3 and Kia EV5. They’re all cheaper due to the foreign EV penalty though (people believe foreign cars and especially EVs are of worse quality than Chinese offerings and Tesla, so they pay less).

Damn. Chill out.


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Jambo99

Clean out the garbage. Amen to that, Metallicman. I’ve become ruthless on that score and now everything I personally own– everything– can be reduced to a large suitcase, a backpack, and a few boxes. Admittedly some stuff was hard to let go of such as books, etc.
(Shared household items and furnishings not included, obviously– but that’s just a moving van and two guys. We’re still pondering our final destination for the sunset years and lead up to same, so there are practical considerations involved in keeping the overall load manageable.) And not a solution or even possible for everyone, granted, but sheer bliss for yours truly.
Wield that decluttering hammer ruthlessly, you won’t regret it.

mtness

Ah yeah, decluttering.
Thank you very much for reminding me of this lifes goal of letting go of things on Sunday morning, oh yes, I do know that one… !

(But what if this stuff could be useful somewhere sometime?!)

And for every item I manage to get rid of,
two more show up somehow, like the asteroids game…

On a more serious note, I believe that stuff represents (or is) our quantum entanglements on these worldliness.

Have a nice Sunday all’y’all!

ANTI

If you’re not amongst the bigwigs running the Western shitshow, then yes, there is nothing to worry about

But if you are, you have every right to be afraid

And they are afraid. Just look at what they are doing overseas. They send negotiators while also ramping up attacks. They tried to off Putin in his helicopter and then hit a commander. Over in Israel, Bibi and his lot are menacing Iran more and more while also negotiating over the Iranian nuclear program . It is obvious that these western kakistocrats are getting ever more vicious with their sabotage and stratagems. And it will only get worse for them as they get their asses handed to them. Everyone else is starting to see this and are decrying the mad kiddietouchies who will not relent in their aggression and malice

They hate what is happening and cannot understand why it is. Like a delusional and rapid sicko.

Jambo

Hope and spectacle; the Opium of the Aggrieved. I doubt that this’ll come to much, Metallicman. Only more pain for the former ukrainian population pressed for the most part into military service. And a test of a new weapons system, certainly. The Russians have multiple hundreds of these aircraft and even more frames that can be jigged up to scratch. Hollowed out mountains full of old Cold War stuff and spare parts.
Although much more significantly, the attackers have now played their hand and revealed their methods, MOs, and agents across the Russian Federation (something real serious Players with real military options would never do– ever. Israel did the same with the pagers– busted all the way to Japanese factories). 3 things for certain: it’s embarrassing for the RAForces, good PR for what’s left of the former ukraine, and it’ll never happen again.
The blatant attack on strategic assets, however– usually a Cold War Era no-go by mutual consent– won’t go unpunished. And like everything the Russians do to their enemies historically and otherwise, it’s gonna hurt.
Big time.
Ouch.
Sure hope it was worth it for your 24 hour news cycle of fame, comrades.

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Greg

Set Them Free!!!

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