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Homemade Turkey Soup
Make the most of leftover turkey with this Turkey Noodle Soup recipe made with simple ingredients and easy-to-follow instructions.

Try this Homemade Turkey Soup to warm you up this season
If you’re staring down a big Ziploc bag full of leftover turkey and you’ve already had a few sandwiches, it’s time to make Turkey Noodle Soup.
Even if you don’t feel like eating it right now, you can make it and freeze it for a meal next month or something (Future You will thank you)!
This soup works well with leftover turkey meat (either dark or white meat), and leftover chicken, too!
Why you will love this recipe for Turkey Soup
- Crafted by a culinary school graduate – I had MONTHS of training in culinary school on how to make the very best soups (including what order to add each ingredient), and I’ve put it to work for you in this recipe.
- Keeps in the fridge for up to 3 days or freezes up to 3 months.

Turkey Soup Ingredients
- cooked turkey meat – you’ll need 2 cups of fully cooked, chopped turkey meat. Either light or dark meat, or a combo is fine. Chicken works too!
- egg noodles – I like either a medium or wide egg noodle here, but you can use whatever you like best.
- turkey broth – or turkey stock, chicken broth or chicken stock.
- carrots – add sweetness and vibrant color.
- celery – for a subtle earthiness and crunch.
- onion – adds depth of flavor.
- garlic – adds lots of aromatic flavor.
- olive oil – for sauteeing the vegetables. Butter works, too.
- bay leaves and thyme – infuses the soup with subtle herbal notes.
- salt and pepper – for seasoning the soup to perfection.

Turkey Soup Seasoning
We’ve kept it simple by seasoning this soup with just salt and pepper, along with bay leaves and thyme for herbal notes.
You can also add additional herbs such as rosemary or oregano, if you wish.
Seasoning may need to be adjusted before serving, depending on brand of broth or stock you use. Taste soup and make adjustments (like adding extra salt) as necessary.
How to make Turkey Soup

1. SAUTE VEGGIES. Heat oil in a large Dutch oven over medium heat. Add the carrots, celery and onion, and cook until the vegetables are softened.

2. ADD AROMATICS. Add the garlic, bay leaves, thyme, salt and pepper, and cook 1 minute.

3. ADD BROTH AND BOIL. Stir in the broth and water, and heat to boiling.

4. NOODLES. When the soup is boiling, stir in the noodles and cook 10 minutes, stirring occasionally.

5. TURKEY. Reduce the heat and stir in the turkey. Cook 5 minutes or until turkey is warmed through and noodles are tender.

6. SERVE. Ladle the soup into bowls and garnish with parsley, if you wish.
How to make Turkey Soup in advance
This soup is perfect as a make-ahead meal. Something you MAY want to consider (although this is certainly quite optional) is cooking the noodles separately, so that they don’t get soft while being stored in the fridge (this really depends on your tolerance for softer noodles).
If you’d like to do this, make the soup according to the recipe card below, but skip Step 4. Refrigerate soup until ready to serve.
Then, when you want to serve the soup, bring it to a boil and stir in the uncooked noodles at that time, allowing the noodles to cook until they are tender before serving.
Home Chef Tips for the Best Turkey Soup
- If you have a turkey carcass on hand, make homemade turkey broth to give this soup an extra layer of homemade flavor.
- Taste and adjust seasonings at the end. Depending on what brand of broth or stock you use, your soup may need more salt. Taste and adjust according to your preference.
- Experiment with different vegetables. Feel free to add leeks, parsnips or even a handful of spinach!

What to pair with this Turkey Noodle Soup Recipe
Pair this homemade turkey soup with a Thanksgiving green salad and crusty bread or homemade yeast rolls to turn it into a wholesome meal.
Storing Homemade Turkey Soup
Allow soup to cool and then transfer to an airtight container. Soup can be refrigerated up to 3 days or frozen up to 3 months.
How to reheat this recipe for Turkey Soup
Thaw frozen soup overnight if necessary, and then gently reheat soup on stovetop with a splash of water or broth to restore its original consistency.

Turkey Soup Recipe FAQ

Turkey Noodle Soup Recipe
Ingredients
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 2 medium carrots chopped
- 2 stalks celery chopped
- 1 yellow onion chopped
- 3 garlic cloves minced
- 2 bay leaves
- 1 teaspoon fresh thyme leaves
- ½ teaspoon kosher salt
- ½ teaspoon ground black pepper
- 4 cups low-sodium turkey broth
- 1 ½ cups water
- 1 ½ cups uncooked egg noodles
- 2 cups chopped cooked turkey meat
- Chopped fresh parsley for garnish (optional)
Instructions
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Heat oil in large Dutch oven over medium heat. Add carrots, celery and onion and cook 6 to 8 minutes or until vegetables are softened, stirring occasionally.
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Add garlic, bay leaves, thyme, salt and pepper. Cook 1 minute, stirring constantly.
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Stir in broth and water. Heat to boiling over medium heat.
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When soup is boiling, stir in noodles and cook 10 minutes, stirring occasionally.
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Reduce heat to medium-low and stir in turkey. Cook 5 minutes or until turkey is warmed through and noodles are tender, stirring occasionally.
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Serve soup garnished with parsley, if desired.
Notes
- If you have a turkey carcass on hand, make homemade turkey brothto give this soup an extra layer of homemade flavor.
- Taste and adjust seasonings at the end. Depending on what brand of broth or stock you use, your soup may need more salt. Taste and adjust according to your preference.
- Experiment with different vegetables. Feel free to add leeks, parsnips or even a handful of spinach!
Born in the Sands of Mars
Written in response to: “Set your story in a world where time travel has been perfected, and people can use it to hop between alternate timelines — but at a cost.“
Russell Mickler
Science Fiction Speculative Suspense
* * *
Mars. 3356.
“Approaching STC lock, thirty seconds,” Jaeme reported. She was a senior Magus Complex Engineer and served as a mission specialist.
Kray, mission commander, located hundreds of kilometers away in the State Biodome, tapped his subdermal com in his temple to acknowledge Jaeme verbally. “Thirty seconds.”
Kray nodded affirmatively to Prime Minister Hadiza, who, standing steadfast beside him, consumed a deluge of graphical and statistical information coalescing purely in her mind.
Kray and Jaeme alone were tasked with running Magus’ last mission, what would be its final service, the culmination of a four-hundred-year, multi-generational endeavor.
Under a transparent dome that shielded her people from harmful radiation and contained a life-sustaining atmosphere, Hadiza gazed across the red-soiled planitia. Dressed in a flowing gown of a nanotech fabric that rotated through a pallet of softly-colored hues, she witnessed a hazy, blood-orange Martian sunset for the last time.
All the while, across all of Mars’ biodomes, three hundred thousand watched Hadiza. They saw her proud and determined face via their own neuro-links, all staring breathlessly, blankly into nothingness before them.
Terrified, most of Mars’ citizens clung dearly to each other. Some had tears in their eyes; some had taken vast quantities of drugs to numb their senses; some had already snuffed out their own lives through orderly, sanctioned methods. And others opted for a more peaceful end, sitting among the green grasses of a park or wandering wheat fields with friends. Still, some took to lay alone on cold, steel floors, their eyes closed and their links off, waiting for an uncertain end.
None were humans of Earth. Rather, they collectively referred to themselves as Martians. All forms of obesity, physical deformity, and disease were genetically edited from their biological design. Compared to the humans of Earth, they were spindly and thin; most exceeded eight feet in height. Their limbs, torso, and necks were elongated, and their muscular structure was redesigned to become more slight and fit, perfected to the reduced gravity of Mars. Accommodating Mars’ gravity and dimness, their eyes were slit-shaped like those of a Terran cat, reengineered to absorb more light.
Jaeme’s voice echoed across their collective links. “Fifteen seconds. The cornerstone is queued.”
Kray, stone-faced and dressed in formal uniform, glared at Minister Hadiza, who – tight-lipped – firmly, resolutely, nodded.
“PM concurs,” Kray said, pressing his temple. “Start countdown at ten seconds.”
“Copy,” Jaeme confirmed, before saying, “Ten-”
In biodomes all across Mars, Martians started weeping. They held each other close and confessed their love.
“Nine-”
Some parents picked up their children, their eyes matted with tears, smiled, and whispered lies into their ears.
“Eight-”
A cold sweat raced down Hadiza’s body, and she felt dizzy, bracing herself against the dome’s curvature. At first, she stared at her feet, then fixed her sight on the sunset at the edge of the horizon.
“Seven-”
Revolutionaries in Cassini Biodome hurled Molotov cocktails at peacekeepers, setting officers on fire.
“Six,” Jaeme said, adding, “Magus is primed.”
“Copy,” Kray replied, clenching his jaw.
“Five-”
In the Persbo Biodome, a colony of a hundred red-clad monks prayed for the salvation of all mankind.
“Four-”
In the State Biodome found in the Elysium Planitia, all members of the government apparatus watched on, their expressions emotionless and flat as the countdown continued.
“Three-”
A chaotic mob rushed officers stationed in the Babakin Biodome transit bay, demanding a way out and a ship to take them from Mars.
“Two-”
Watching the space above her head, tears streaming down her cheeks, a Catholic priest gave a Sign of the Cross, kissed her Rosary, and prayed.
“One-”
Delirious, a nude man exited a hatch from Heimdal Biodome to the Martian surface. As he screamed at God, his blood flash-froze, air crystalized in his lungs, and capillaries all over his body burst. He died instantly.
“Event Horizon Confirmed.”
Far away, on Magus, half of its lasers fired into a beamline – magnetic tunnels used to channel quickly-moving sub-atomic particles racing headlong into the icosahedron – while the other half of the array countered. Both volleys slammed highly-accelerated particles into the golden scarab beetle at a single precise nanosecond. Concurrently, when the singularity formed to envelop it, the magnets of the icosahedron compressed to create a magnetic bottle, trapping the event. The process worked as expected, forcing the singularity closed and leaving nothing but empty space at Magus’ core. It was all over in seven milliseconds.
And one thousand, three hundred years earlier, the golden cornerstone appeared in a 48.2-kilometer orbit around the planet Earth.
“Receiving entangled telemetry,” Jaeme advised, moving her hand through spaces before her to interact with symbolic data references perceived in her mind.
Until that moment, her computer systems were unaware of a device with that specific signature orbiting Earth.
However, when observed, Jaeme’s systems acknowledged it’d been there all along. Records of its existence predated her own birth.
“Cornerstone deployment successful,” Jaeme acknowledged, and she sat forward in her chair, tapped off her coms, and began to sob. Her hand trembling, Jaeme brought a blue pill from a glass table to her mouth, tilted her head back, and swallowed.
* * *
Earth. 3356.
The 1,300-year-old scarab beetle cornerstone orbited high above the planet Earth, and, in the vacuum of space, it was still as smooth, golden, and pristine as the moment it arrived.
As its own computer was quantum-entangled with its Martian counterpart, they operated as one, regardless of the time or distance that separated them.
Below, the planet’s oceans were yellowish green, and its land was scorched, barren, and blackened.
There were no glaciers or ice caps at its poles; none of its mountains retained any snow at all; its once-great rivers were poisoned and toxic; what remained of its cities were long since ruined. Earth’s surface vegetation had been corroded – burned away – while chain lightning crawled across gray, churning clouds roiling in its upper atmosphere.
The cornerstone’s sensors registered Earth’s surface temperature near 42c; cyclones and hurricanes raged with 386kph winds; it rained sheets of scaring sulfuric acid; its atmosphere was 97% carbon dioxide and 2% methane.
More a sister to Venus, most of Earth’s life had been eradicated, but more than five hundred million Terrans lived below its surface in warring, nomadic tribes, surviving on manufactured oxygen and nitrogen captured in air-tight caves. Lost, they were primitives, entirely unaware of Mars or Martians, or any satellites like the cornerstone circling their planet.
* * *
Mars. 3356.
All of Mars watched on.
Receiving Jaeme’s confirmation, Kray was the first to speak. “Cornerstone’s deployed.”
Her hand still resting against the surface of the dome to support her weight, Prime Minister Hadiza placed a shaking hand on her chest. She forced herself to swallow before speaking. “It is in position? We are receiving data, Commander?”
“Yes, madam,” Kray replied, then stepped forward, eager to complete his task. “At your-”
Recollecting herself, Hadiza proudly raised her gaze to meet his, for she needed only to glance at Kray to silence him.
“People … of Mars,” she began, turning her head from him. Hadiza’s voice was unflinching and steady; her attitude regal and above reproach. “More than a thousand years ago, we left Earth for a new home.”
To those who wished to see her, Hadiza appeared as a translucent image projected onto the back of their retinas. Most watched on, stunned, wondering what the Prime Minister might say in their final moments, while some cried, wailed, and panicked.
“We escaped death, an interplanetary diaspora surviving for hundreds of years on Earth’s moon, in the asteroid belt, and finally, here, on Mars.”
Gazing at her open palms, Hadiza continued. “Space was unkind. It ravaged our bodies, and in turn, we modified ourselves so we might adapt. We evolved so we might live. We sacrificed so we might survive.”
She recalled a high-resolution image of a sickly green and gray Earth and presented it to everyone’s consciousness. “Forced to trade one inhospitable waste for another, we fled, leaving our Earthbound brothers and sisters behind.”
The image evaporated to be replaced by Prime Minister Hadiza gazing into the setting sun along the Martian horizon.
“And it was here we rested. We found sanctuary in Mars’ craters, and we bore our fruit. We reconstructed our civilization, economy, and commerce, excelling in science and furthering our technology. Undaunted, Martians thrived.”
Capable of sharing their emotional states with others, tens of thousands of Martians voluntarily opened their neuro-links to transmit their collective feelings. Individuals were inundated with crushing waves of fright, horror, and terror, yet tempered by the soothing warmth of empathy, compassion, and love.
“Although divorced from Earth, we were unforgetting,” Hadiza recounted. “We always remembered our Mother, as She was, and gratefully recalled our time cradled – sheltered – in Her arms. Alive, on Mars, we shared our stories, music, and art.”
In space, ships orbiting Mars drifted derelict and aimless, their pilots knowing they had nowhere to escape.
“Alive, we sang our Mother’s songs, and read aloud the poems of our forefathers.”
Within the tunnels, below the surface, in the absolute darkness, workers huddled in their pressurized suits and placed comforting hands on their glassy, reflective helmets, touching what they could touch.
“Alive, we taught them all to our children, passing our treasured memories of Earth to each successive generation.”
Hadzia swallowed and held back her tears.
“Let it never be forgotten,” Hadiza breathed, “we … lived.”
Kray lowered his head to read intelligence feeds.
Pausing, she looked longingly into the hearts of her people, and all who saw her felt Hadiza’s pride – her welling courage – mixed with intense sorrow.
“But what we abandoned,” she said, “what we believed could never be reclaimed, might be ours once again. Humanity isn’t simply doomed to retreat. Humanity is destined to return.”
Kray pressed his temple and whispered, “Stand by.”
“Friends, Countrymen, Martians,” Prime Minister Hadiza roared, her emotion racing like a fierce wind across the minds of all.
Hadiza lifted her arms above her head, and shouted, “What we do now calls upon powers formerly reserved for the might of gods. Today, we square ourselves before the resentful eyes of history to forgive the past, and to gift life to all of mankind!”
Hadiza rested her eyes for the last time, exhaled in release, and nodded.
Kray commanded, “Execute.”
Then, instantly, everyone and everything – the Martians, their machines, their habitats, poems, stories, and songs – ceased to exist.
* * *
Earth. 2056.
The cornerstone received its first and final command.
Quantum entangled, the notion of time was irrelevant. All instances of the device found in all STC’s throughout time received and processed the same command.
In response, the cornerstone, in orbit around the Earth in 2056 – having arrived only moments ago – adjusted its attitude and pitch to angle its flank to the sun and retract its protective golden shell. Its wings opened and blossomed into a shiny, mechanical, three-petaled mirror.
Afterward, it opened a radio communications channel with other devices in Earth’s orbit.
During its four centuries of operation, Magus had continuously teleported tens of millions of devices to Earth’s past, and, like the cornerstone device itself, they had only winked into existence seconds ago.
Receiving a software update from the cornerstone’s command carrier, they patched their systems, and they, too, followed command protocol to open their mirrored wings.
And like a blooming garden bending to greet the sun, millions of brilliant white flares of sunlight raced from one side of the planet to the other.
When fully deployed, the Earth was shielded by an intelligent, self-regulating, interactive mesh of mirrors.
Every moment of every day, the beetles reoriented themselves to ward off the greatest concentration of light, constantly sparing the planet from excess radiation.
On the Earth’s surface, unaided humans couldn’t visually see the minute mirrors so far off in space – the black side of the beetles constantly faced the Earth – and their lives, for the most part, proceeded as normal.
Meanwhile, nation-states secretly investigated the mesh to spare their populations from distress and panic.
It would take four decades for scientists to reveal their findings, concluding the mirror deflected more than 1.5 percent of the sun’s total light back into space – more than enough energy to permanently counteract the effects of climate change. And in speaking to their origin, scientists worldwide unequivocally agreed they were man-made but of a technology that far surpassed their own, and they speculated the beetles were possibly made by humans from a parallel universe.
Mankind, humbled, their understanding of the universe so stretched to finally comprehend the scope of their negligence, grew wiser and made better policy, vowing to each other to become better stewards of the planet.
As a result, the melting of the ice caps slowed; cooler temperatures kept deposits of methane frozen at the bottom of the ocean; less reflected light from the oceans became trapped in the atmosphere; plant and animal life were given a chance to adapt; and planetary greenhouse effects diminished.
The Earth was saved.
* * *
Mars. 2112.
Sixty years later, a NASA astronaut serving a tour on Mars studied the regolith’s mineral content, chemical composition, and toxicity.
She identified traces of silicon, calcium, and aluminum found in the computer processing elements of the scarab beetles orbiting Earth matched her Martian samples.
It is with absolute certainty, she wrote, confirming her findings in a career-defining report, that the collective future of all mankind was sourced from, and born in, the sands of Mars. She is, at once, both our savior and imminent frontier. May we forever tread lightly, for we walk upon the bones of angels.
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Iran Successfully Tests First ICBM
Iran has conducted its first ICBM test, launching a missile with a 10,000 km range toward Siberia with Russia’s approval.
With this missile, Iran will be capable of reaching the U.S. East Coast, including New York and Washington, D.C.
Girlfriend Tested My ONLY Boundary And Thought She Could Get Away With It, FURIOUS When I Dumped Her
The Leavers
Written in response to: “Set your story in a world where time travel has been perfected, and people can use it to hop between alternate timelines — but at a cost.“
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Charlotte Kelley
Aside from vanilla ice cream, diesel, and lottery scratchers, Mrs. Dunhamn sold pills. Not pain meds or antidepressants (I’m fairly certain you can’t find them anywhere else, and they’ve somehow escaped outside speculation, as the rest of Sali has. We seem to be cloaked by invisibility, unimportance).
Not typical pills. Leavers.
You couldn’t just swallow the Leavers. You had to crush one and stir it into a glass of cold water, let the powder dissolve for two days in the fridge, and drink the final product just before bed on the third day. I’d been told the mixture tastes cuprous and bitter, like swallowing liquefied metal and sundried lime.
All of this was to communicate finality, I think. You had three days to decide if you’d like to go through with it, three days to write notes to your loved ones, the ones that were left. And you must drink the entire potion, every last drop, before going to sleep. In the morning, you’d wake up a different person, with a different life.
Beck had kept an ongoing document detailing her dream life, down to the number of freckles that dotted her skin in July. She showed me her work once, about a month before her departure.
“This is elaborate,” I’d said, sprawled across her twin bed, flipping through pages of a literary magazine. The Red Pen, February issue. Unease twisted my stomach until it was taut, on the brink of snapping like the band on Beck’s wrist, but surely this was for later. She wouldn’t leave me, I thought, not so soon. I slyly gestured toward my chest with my thumb. “You’re forgetting something, though.”
“What?” She’d asked, almost panicked as she snatched her laptop from me, eyes darting as she surveyed her meticulous work. “What’s wrong with it? Did I forget to specify location? Because I’ve heard some people include the longitude and latitude…”
“Beck, I’m kidding,” I said. But it appeared she wasn’t.
She didn’t leave me much. One morning, a bleak Tuesday, I woke up to find her collection of magazines on my front porch. A canary yellow sticky note flapped in the wind.
“I want to be a kid again. You understand. You’ve seen how others leave to chase youth. I want to be six, with no problems, with bright eyes, illusioned. I’m sorry, Ava. I love you.”
And she was gone.
For a while after that, I contemplated those last three days. She’d done so much to ensure her departure: bought the pill, stirred it into chilled water, let it dissolve for forty-eight hours, drank it just before drifting, wrote notes, said her goodbyes—or the ones she could stomach—watched the sun dip below Sali’s flat, grassy landscape one last time. You needed a plan for this kind of thing. You couldn’t just go.
Though I understood her thirst for naivety, I’d resented her in the stretching spring and summer days that followed. The last time we’d talked was five days prior to Beck’s first death, at a café equidistant from our respective houses, and if she’d shown signs of decision, they’d been tenuous, hidden beneath the musical cadence of her words.
“I heard you got the promotion. Good job, Av.”
“Yeah, well, it’s not like there’s much room to advance. I’m only getting an extra two dollars an hour.”
“Still, congrats. I’m proud of you. Always proud of you, you know that.”
I surveyed her order.
“That’s a new drink, isn’t it?”
“Yep. A macchiato. Thought I’d try something new.”
“Oh, how adventurous you’re becoming.”
She sipped her drink, lips pinching at the unfamiliar taste. Maybe she’d requested one expresso shot too many.
“Quite,” she’d laughed.
I wasn’t going to do that to people. Not that there were many left to inform. I was nearing thirty now; the town had most certainly predicted my departure, maybe before I came to terms with it myself.
Still, I met my old instructors for drinks, left gift baskets on my neighbors’ porches, scribed notes to the kids I babysat on the evenings their father worked late. Now, dropping two envelopes into Reed and Lucy’s mailbox, I understood Beck’s need for anonymity. It was necessary in the same way Catholics build screens between their sins and the robed priest, as if that distance lightened their impending confession.
“I’m leaving Sali tonight,” I’d written, and I could have left it there. Any native would have known what I meant. But I kept going. “It has been a pleasure spending time with you.” And then, to Reed, I’d told him not to give up on his dreams of becoming a professional MLB player, and to Lucy, I’d implored her to continue creating, whether that meant painting or writing or tracing designs into backyard soil with sticks. “Live well, my darlings. And thank your dad for me.”
Their mom had left Sali two years ago, when the twins were only seven. I knew it was my choice, my right to do so as well, but knowing I’d be these kids’ next disappointment haunted me, had been haunting me, was the chill in my spine and the tangle of my hair.
I’d had more time to contemplate my departure than most. I’d watched helplessly, my hands bound, my feet cemented to the floor, as friends, family, acquaintances, and lovers left me behind. I know it’s only a side effect of leaving Sali, and their decisions never had much to do with me. But in all my years of waking up to letters and heirlooms, the pain of this groggy realization, one that dawned on me after rubbing the sleep from my eyes, has never waned.
And now, it was my turn, and I knew some would hurt the same way.
I placed the copper smoothie on my bedside the same way I would vitamins. Would this remedy heal me? I knew precisely where I wanted to end up. It wasn’t any elaborate universe. I didn’t want to be a superstar or to chase unbridled success. I didn’t even want to leave the country.
I just wanted a normal life, a world without Sali, Washington.
I sat on my bed. The duvet hugged my skin, and I shivered, ran my fingers along my goosebumps the same way I would concrete shingles. My lower lip teased the rim of my glass; I almost retched at the smell. Everyone was right—I was about to swallow a cup of pennies.
I took a deep breath, perhaps the last I’d inhale in this bedroom, surrounded by this town, and waited for reservations to barrage me in a wet and terrible deluge, for vigor to swat the glass from my trembling fingertips and shatter it, leave shards in the small divots of my scratched wooden floors.
But there was nothing. I had nowhere else to go and little left to accomplish in a town that had failed so many. We were born waiting to die, and wasn’t that just awful?
The sooner I could get it over with, the better.
My first sip. It caught in my throat but eventually passed. My tongue wept at the tang.
Would there be another disagreeable vending machine in my new city, one you had to chastise with stern visage and hefty sigh?
Did I want there to be?
My second sip. It went down without complaint.
Reed and Lucy had probably read their notes by now. I wondered if they would miss me at all, if I would miss them, if I’d remember they once meant something to me. Perhaps I’d wake up with different memories and think nothing ill of my lived moments, as if they were always mine to begin with.
My third sip, my fourth, my fifth. I wanted this to be over now.
Somewhere, in another universe, Beck was a teenager again. Or, time worked differently where she’d gone, and Beck was still a wide-eyed child.
Somewhere, in another universe, my parents had never lost their oldest son, and they never left me, their spare, to chase him.
Somewhere, in another universe, wives didn’t die, and teachers didn’t disappear.
Somewhere, in another universe, I was surrounded by familiar people, and I was content.
This was not that universe.
My final sip. It tasted sweet, which was odd. Like strawberries, with hints of that same metallic substance. I touched my tongue to my teeth and realized it had been blood this entire time.
Slowly, as if nothing would be different in the morning, I placed the glass on my bedside table once again and laid down, pulling my duvet up to my neck. Already, I felt my eyelids closing, my muscles growing dense and heavy as if filled with those copper pennies and rotting limes. My head cleared, and though a shout of regret tried to escape through my trembling lips, it could not. I was too tired, more tired than I had ever been, and this was final.
Soon, I would be gone.
Cranberry Sauce Muffins
Wondering what to do with leftover cranberry sauce? Our Cranberry Sauce Muffins are the most delicious way to use up that leftover cranberry sauce after Thanksgiving! You can whip these up in just a few minutes, and they taste delicious!

“Delicious! Nice high muffins. A great way to use leftover cranberry sauce. I doubled the recipe. Glad I did because these are so yummy.”
—Kathy
“This is an amazing recipe! I made five batches and froze them! They freeze very well!”
—Carrie
My Ex (Who Destroyed Our Marriage) Is Going CRAZY Now That I’m Dating A Younger Woman And Moving On
Cranberry Sauce Muffins Are Easy And Delicious
These easy cranberry muffins are the perfect answer to the question, “what to do with cranberry sauce?” With just a handful of pantry staples and a swirl of tart cranberry goodness, you can whip up a cozy, bakery-style treat in under 30 minutes.
Whether you’re baking for brunch or looking for a creative cranberry sauce leftover recipe, these muffins deliver big flavor with minimal effort.
We made these muffins with 3/4 cup of our homemade whole berry cranberry sauce. Any variety of leftover cranberry sauce made with whole berries will be great in this easy muffin recipe. You just want to be sure you’re using a chunkier sauce, and not a super smooth one.
This recipe is also great when made with canned cranberries (meaning, you can make these muffins all year ’round, even when fresh cranberries aren’t available).
If you’re using canned cranberry sauce, be sure to look for the words “whole berry” on the label. You don’t want the “jellied” kind, because that will be too thin and smooth to make good muffins.
Why You’ll Love This Recipe For Cranberry Sauce Muffins
- Great use for leftover cranberry sauce after the holidays!
- Simple ingredients and just a few steps.
- Bright orange zest complements the tart cranberries beautifully.
- Ready in about 30 minutes!

Leftover Cranberry Sauce Muffins Ingredients
A full recipe card, including exact ingredient amounts, appears at the bottom of this post.
- flour – provides structure and helps the cranberry relish muffins hold their shape.
- baking powder – gives the muffins lift and a light texture.
- baking soda – reacts with the acid in the cranberry sauce and sour cream for extra rise.
- salt – balances sweetness and sharpens the other flavors.
- sugar – sweetens the muffins and supports browning.
- butter – adds richness and moisture to the crumb.
- orange zest – brightens the batter and complements the cranberry.
- egg – binds everything together and contributes to structure.
- sour cream – keeps the muffins soft and tender with a slight tang.
- vanilla extract – adds depth and rounds out the flavor.
- cranberry sauce – brings moisture, tartness, and pockets of fruit throughout.

How To Make Homemade Cranberry Sauce Muffins
1. MIX DRY INGREDIENTS. Start by whisking together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
2. CREAM SUGAR. In a separate bowl, cream together the sugar, butter, and orange zest until light and fluffy.
3. ADD EGG, SOUR CREAM, AND VANILLA. Beat in the egg, sour cream, and vanilla, then gently mix in the dry ingredients.
4. FOLD IN CRANBERRIES. Fold in the cranberry sauce last to keep some swirls and texture.
5. BAKE. Line a muffin pan with liners and divide the batter evenly. Bake until a toothpick comes out clean.
5. COOL. Cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then transfer to a rack to cool completely.

Leftover Cranberry Sauce Muffins Home Chef Tips
- Use full fat sour cream for the best results! The fat in it contributes to richness and moistness, and the subtle tang of sour cream adds flavor.
- Serve with some Whipped Maple Butter to spread on these warm muffins for a delicious twist!
How To Store Leftover Muffins With Cranberry Sauce
These cranberry relish muffins will keep for 3 to 4 days in an airtight container, at room temperature.
Can You Freeze These Muffins?
These muffins can be frozen for 1 to 2 months. Wrap tightly with plastic wrap and then store in a freezer baggie for the best results. Defrost in the fridge and then heat briefly in the microwave until warm.

Cranberry Sauce Muffins
Ingredients
- 1 cup + 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- ¼ teaspoon baking soda
- ¼ teaspoon kosher salt
- 6 tablespoons granulated sugar
- 2 tablespoons room temperature unsalted butter
- 1 teaspoon grated orange zest
- 1 large egg
- ¼ cup full fat sour cream
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- ¾ cup prepared cranberry sauce see Home Chef tip
Instructions
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Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. In small bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt.
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In standing mixer fitted with paddle attachment, cream sugar, butter and orange zest 2 minutes or until light and fluffy. Add egg, sour cream and vanilla and beat until well combined.
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Add flour mixture and mix on low until just combined. Gently fold in cranberry sauce.
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Line 6 muffin cups with paper liners. Divide batter evenly between muffin cups. Bake 20 to 22 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center of muffins comes out clean. Cool muffins in pan on wire rack 10 minutes. Remove muffins from pan and transfer to wire rack to cool completely.
Notes
- Home Chef Tip: This recipe is best with a chunky homemade cranberry sauce, or “whole berry” canned cranberry sauce (not “jellied”).
What’s normal at MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology), but weird at other colleges?
Oh, where do I even begin?
1: Hacking
AKA “when Engineers get bored”
There are 2 kinds of hacks. The first is when you decide to try to find your way somewhere that wouldn’t normally be accessible. The second is when, in such a place, you decide to play a practical joke. Such as putting a police car on a rooftop.
2: All nighters
What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
Traditionally*, no MIT student should be able to give an answer less than 36 hours, because every MIT student pulls at least one all-nighter, if not for work then for play.
Also, at MIT, “all-nighter” never refers to working past midnight or any such. We have another word for those evenings; “weeknights”. “Weekends” are the same except substitute partying for working. No, at MIT an “all-nighter” means exactly that: you were up ALL night, then off to class in the morning.
Incidentally, it’s considered polite to ignore when someone’s wearing the same shirt the second day in a row.
*Not everyone actually does this, but enough do for it to be a tradition.
3: No Sporting Events
Oh, don’t get me wrong, most MIT students play sports. But sports games are hobbies, not events. There’s a key difference. For instance, see one of our best fields:
Quite respectable, full-sized track, well-kept yard, logo, etc. But note the distinct lack of seating? Yeah, we play for fun, but we don’t expect anyone to actually come watch.
In my entire time at the Institute, not a single person ever asked me to come watch a single athletic event.
4: Lots of Numbers
What did I study? I was course 6. 6–2 specifically.
Favorite class? 6.004 (spoken, six-double-oh-four)
Where? Building 32, mostly.
The only classes that have names are humanities* (they have numbers too, but it’s obscure enough so that most don’t mention them). The only buildings with names are the dorms (and the student center). I honestly don’t know why this tradition still exists, but it’s tradition.
*Excepting some famous ones like Unified.
5: Finding a nobel-prize winner teaching your intro class.
Actually, my favorite “holy shit” moment was when I took a computer security class, and we were studying RSA. I was skimming through the description when I saw something I didn’t know before:
The acronym RSA is made of the initial letters of the names of Ron Rivest, Adi Shamir, and Leonard Adleman, its inventors.
Hmmm. I thought. That looks familiar.
I begin leafing through my notes, trying to figure out where I’d seen that name before. And then it dawned on me. I looked up at the board, in the top left corner, where it had been sitting undisturbed all semester. The professor’s name and contact info.
Professor R. Rivest.
xxxxx@mit.edu
Office hours: Tuesday, 7pm
Jaw. Drop.
It’s one thing to know that the guy you’re learning from is very well-qualified and excellent in his field.
It’s another thing entirely for him to have literally invented the thing you were just studying.
EDIT: Yes, I know Rivest doesn’t have a Nobel prize, but this is a better story than the time I had a Nobel prize professor teach my physics class.
It seems that hardly a week can go by without some borderline sci-fi Chinese tech breakthrough…
This time, it’s Manus (Latin for “hand”).
The next DeepSeek? Startup Manus becomes China’s latest AI darling
Here’s a demo of the AI in action:
Manus is arguably even more disruptive than DeepSeek’s R1 because Manus can actually do things. While Deepseek’s R1 is a tool help humans accomplish tasks, Manus replaces the human entirely.
We don’t know much about the team that created it. From what little we know, it seems to be another tiny tech startup.
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MANUS, DESTROYER OF INVESTMENT BANKERS
Right off the bat, even in its current form, it can replace a number of high-paying white collar jobs in their entirety.
Example: Manus can write equity research reports following a standardized template of its own creation. This is exactly the task that $150K USD a year equity analysts at investment banks do. And since Manus can also talk, it can just as well sell these stocks to investors, taking over the equity sales positions, which earn millions a year in commissions. Any investment bank that adopts an AI like Manus will save literal billions while providing better service than their competitors.
I’m sure it can also tackle legal analysis, property and asset analysis, and any other jobs that require comparative report building, which is a lot of jobs.
Full adoption of this kind of AI in the next year or two will result in tens of thousands of layoffs, and hundreds of thousands more to come.
Each of these equity salesmen are paid upwards of $300K a year. AIs like Manus can and will replace all of them. The escort market in New York and London will crash.
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SOCIALISM IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD
At this point, I believe it is a foregone conclusion that China will win the AI race. American AIs are very good, but their progress still seems incremental. I would be surprised if Trump ends his term without China developing AGI.
But China’s winning streak won’t stop here. The more important contest will be to see which govt can manage the proliferation of job-destroying task AIs like Manus. The only viable solution will be some form of Universal Basic Income. There will be so few white collar jobs left for humans that there would be no way to manage unemployment. Govts around the world will be left with two options:
- UBI
- Mass uprising
China is the only truly successful socialist country on this planet, and UBI is basically an extension of socialist ideals of “to each according to his need”. In capitalist countries, corporations will find ways to abuse UBI programs, forcing their populations into serfdom.
Only socialist countries with a disciplined, centralized and omnipotent state apparatus can hold back the power of tech corporations. We may very well be looking toward a future where only the Chinese and some lucky Europeans will live like dignified humans while Americans and others live like digital serfs.
Elon claims to be tech support while ruling as emperor.
Jack Ma is actually tech support and is shaking hands with the emperor. This is why China has a bright future, and the US has $10 eggs.



機器服務人類,保障人類生活。人去開創/創造、引領/引導、調整。為社會服務有功。服務有很多種,整個社會的工作格局會不同。即便無法提供服務,也有最基本的生活保障。
Machines service people, assure people’s life. People to create, lead / guide, adjust. People get award by service for society / community. There’re many kinds of services, the configuration of jobs in whole of socity will be different. Even that if someone can’t provide service, who also has the guarantee of the lowest / basic livable level.
某些人群/國家/社群的未來是我過去的想像。某些。
Some people’s / countries’ / socities’ future are my past imagination. Some.