The Tail-Fibonacci Fiasco

Corruption in China is different from anywhere else

There are two types of Corruption

  • Corruption that does not affect the image of China, Chinese People or impact the Great Rejuvenation of China
  • Corruption that impacts any of these – Image of China, Chinese People or Great Rejuvenation of China

The Former is tolerated for everyone EXCEPT PLA, PARTY OFFICIALS & CIVIL SERVANTS

The Latter is ruthlessly crushed with brutal punishments

The Latter is called PUBLIC CORRUPTION and is punished with death, life imprisonment or 10–25 years jail.

The Former is punished for everyone except PLA, Civil Servants and Party Officials with Fines, Blacklisting and occasionally 1–3 Years Jail

For PLA, Civil Servants and Party Officials – any corruption is bad and attracts a harsh punishment


Doping

Doping in China is seen as a heinous crime because a doped athlete disgraces China and it’s Image

So a Doped Athlete in China gets 3–7 years Jail, Blacklisted from sponsorship and participation for at least 12 years which may extend to 20 years, banned from acquiring a passport and forced to minimum distance of 2,000 Km from home for 3 years minimum which may extend upto 10 years

In the West, a Doped Athlete gets banned and that’s that

So NO CHINESE WOULD EVER DOPE INTENTIONALLY IN THEIR WILDEST DREAMS

If they do, the next 13–27 years of their lives are finished

Corrupt Politicians

If the Pawar family had been in China and if Ajith was proven to have embezzled ₹70,000 Crore of public money as alleged or even ₹ 3 Crore (500,000 RMB equivalent in Real Standards)

Ajit would have been executed or imprisoned for life with no parole

His wife, kids would have been forced to live in the North for 15–35 years, monitored, restricted from having a passport or being allowed to work in the Civil Service

His brothers, sisters, parents, in laws would all be HUKOU restricted meaning they would be investigated and if it was proven that they knew the money was embezzled and yet took gifts, loans etc – they would face 1–3 Years Jail and permanent ban from business ownership, company directorships, civil service, public positions and leasing any Hukou property and NO INTERNET ID

Basically a lifetime of house arrest

Plus ALL THEIR MONEY WOULD BE TAKEN BY THE STATE

Why?

Because Corruption by a Party Official Or Leader is AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF CHINA

It is a crime against the PEOPLE , PARTY & STATE

This is what keeps the PRIDE IN THE CIVILIZATION

When Chinese people see this, they feel PROUD of their State

Bribes become “Incentives” & Official

If an Official demands 2500 RMB for quickly processing your documents in 2 days instead of 5, CHINA MAKES IT OFFICIAL instead or a Bribe

They call it FAST SERVICE

The Office charges 2500 RMB more and pays 1000 RMB as bonus to the official

If an Engineer finishes a project within time, he gets a bonus which is usually between 20 days fee to 7.5% of the fee (For a 300 Million Yuan fee, that’s between 26,000 to 130,000 Yuan bonus)


What Corruption is Tolerated

  • Party Officials taking advantage of inside information to invest in stocks or having their families invest in stocks but capped to a maximum
  • Party Officials families getting the pick of the plots during a Hukou Auction
  • Local Government Officials demanding a Gift for quick approvals for factories as long as this Gift is REASONABLE and doesn’t compromise quality

For instance, you can demand 600,000 Yuan gift from a factory for quick approvals to set a manufacturing unit

However if the unit produces defective products which causes loss of life or pollution, you and your family will pay the price

Most corruption today is confined at Provincial Level with National Government being almost 100% Clean

Unlike Cesspit India 😞😞😞😞😞

Sir Whiskerton and the Tail-Fibonacci Fiasco: A Tale of Twisted Tails, Overzealous Coaches, and One Very Confused Kitten

Ah, dear reader, steel thyself for a tale so mathematically absurd that even Pythagoras would clutch his hypotenuse in horror! Today’s misadventure stars Ditto, our favorite echo-kitten, as he faces the ultimate challenge: the Kitten Gaokao Physical Exam, administered by none other than Lucifer the Chipmunk—self-proclaimed “Revolutionary Gymnastics Coach.” What followed was a whirlwind of tail acrobatics, questionable scoring, and a Fibonacci sequence that somehow became a knot. So, grab your protractors and join me for Sir Whiskerton and the Tail-Fibonacci Fiasco.


Act I: The Revolutionary’s Demands

Lucifer the Chipmunk, perched atop a podium made of acorns and sheer ego, addressed his “students” (Ditto and a very reluctant Porkchop).

  • “Comrades!” Lucifer barked, waving a tiny flag that read TAIL POWER. “Today, we crush the bourgeois limitations of feline flexibility! Your tails shall spiral like the proletariat’s unstoppable rise!”

Sir Whiskerton, observing from the sidelines, muttered, “That’s not how tails—or revolutions—work.”

Ditto, ever eager to please, wagged his tail. “Okay! Like this?”

  • “Pah!” Lucifer scoffed. “A mere wag? The revolution requires geometric perfection! Behold!”

He unrolled a scroll depicting the Fibonacci sequence (1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8…), which, when graphed, forms a spiral.

  • “Your tail must mimic this! Or face re-education!”

Porkchop squinted. “My tail’s a curl. Like a cinnamon bun.”
“Then you are counter-revolutionary scum!” Lucifer hissed.


Act II: The Tail Trials

Ditto, trembling, attempted the impossible:

  1. First try: A wobbly loop. “1…?”

  2. Second try: Two loops. “1, 1…?”

  3. Third try: A tangled mess. “2, 3, 5, help—”

By the eighth attempt, Ditto’s tail resembled a pretzel dipped in existential dread.

  • “Help! Help!” he squeaked, wobbling in circles. “I’m stuck in math!”

Enter Lady Quacka, the farm’s resident artistic judge (and self-proclaimed “Diva of Duck Aesthetics”).

  • “Darling,” she sighed, tapping Ditto’s knotted tail with a fan, “your form is… adequate. But where’s the passion? The drama?”

She scribbled on a scorecard: 9.5 for “emotional resonance.”

  • “But—but it’s a knot,” Ditto whimpered.

  • “Art is suffering,” Lady Quacka replied, wiping away a theatrical tear.


Act III: The Moral (and the Untangling)

Just as Lucifer prepared to declare Ditto “a failure of the state,” Sir Whiskerton intervened.

  • “Enough,” he said, calmly unknotting Ditto’s tail. “Tails are for balance, not algebra.”

Lucifer gasped. “This is revisionist tail propaganda!”

But the animals had spoken:

  • Porkchop: “I’ll stick to cinnamon bun mode.”

  • Bessie the Cow: “Groovy spirals are, like, energy, man.”

  • Rufus: “I just chew mine.”

Moral: Not everything needs to be a masterpiece—especially not your tail.


Post-Credit Scene

Lucifer, undeterred, tries to teach the scarecrow “Marxist leaf-fluttering.” The scarecrow flops over.

Best Lines:

  • “The revolution requires geometric tails!” – Lucifer, probably on a watchlist

  • “I’ve achieved negative numbers!” – Ditto, mid-tangle

  • “Art is pain. Also, this is why I eat worms.” – Lady Quacka, scoring a butterfly

Starring:

  • Lucifer the Chipmunk (Tiny Tyrant of Tails)

  • Ditto (Kitten of Knotty Despair)

  • Lady Quacka (Duck of Dramatic Judgement)

  • Sir Whiskerton (Voice of Reason, Unraveler of Nonsense)

Key Jokes:

  • Porkchop’s tail “auditioning for a bakery commercial.”

  • Lucifer’s “Tail Gulag” for underperforming squirrels.

  • Lady Quacka awarding “extra points” because Ditto’s panic “had Baroque potential.”

P.S.

Remember: If your tail forms a fractal, consult a doctor. Or a poet. Or both.

The End.


Bonus Teaching Notes:

  • Math Tie-In: Introduce Fibonacci sequences with Ditto’s tail! (Or just laugh at the chaos.)

  • Emotion Vocabulary: Frustrated (Ditto), Outraged (Lucifer), Pretentious (Lady Quacka).

  • Creative Writing Prompt: “If my pet could take a Gaokao, it would test ______.”

Tail-twistingly yours,
The Sir Whiskerton Team 😼

The biggest culture shock was moving from the US to Japan. Let me give you a few examples that have touched my heart.

  • Train It’s very quiet on the train. Except for occasional quiet conversations, you’re using your cell phone or something. It’s a far cry from someone in the New York subway who speaks loudly, speaks on a cell phone, plays an instrument, and so on, like an American. Now, a few months after arriving in Japan, you can tell who has just arrived by the loudness of their voices on the train.
  • The children go to school alone. Every day I see a four-year-old taking a train to school, crossing the street with his hands held high so that those driving him can see him. If you let a four-year-old go on the streets of Los Angelis for even five minutes, people will say you’re crazy.
  • I pay for my electricity, phone, and water at 7-Eleven. It feels very strange that in the US they did everything online.
  • Bicycle and walking. The transportation system is so efficient here that I rarely drive. I have a small car, but I’ve only been here twice to get gas in six months.
  • All in an orderly line. Bus stops, train stations, convenience stores, concerts, etc. Japanese people are good at forming orderly lines. In the US, people stand here and there even if there are landmarks where people should stand and line up while waiting for a bus. Even though you were the first to get a good seat on the bus at a bus stop, someone standing somewhere other than the landmark still blocks you.
  • Mask!? When people are sick, they wear masks on their faces to prevent others from getting sick, and to protect themselves when others get sick. In the US, when you get sick, you walk around coughing at everyone (though of course not by design)

There is much the world can learn from Japan.

Edit Dear friends of India, thank you for your comments and insight. I didn’t expect to receive so many comments from India in my response.

Chicken in Ginger Cream

Yield: 8 servings

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Ingredients

  • 5 to 6 pounds fresh fryer parts
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon white pepper
  • 6 tablespoons butter
  • 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 1 1/4 cups chicken broth
  • 1/4 cup light cream
  • 2 tablespoons finely minced, crystallized ginger
  • Parsley sprigs

Instructions

  1. Shake chicken a few pieces at a time in a paper bag with flour, ginger, salt and pepper.
  2. In a 10 or 12 inch enamel skillet or casserole, brown the pieces skin side down in melted butter for about 10 minutes over moderate heat.
  3. Turn and brown 10 minutes more.
  4. Cover pan and simmer until done, about 10 minutes.
  5. Remove chicken and keep warm.
  6. Add 3 tablespoons flour to juices in skillet. Heat and stir for about 5 minutes.
  7. Add chicken broth and cream. Stir until smooth and thickened.
  8. Season with salt and pepper and more ground ginger, if needed.
  9. Pour sauce over chicken on serving platter.
  10. Garnish with parsley and crystallized ginger.

The TRUTH about teaching in CHINA – you’ll be SHOCKED!

Pinder

Written in response to: Set your story after aliens have officially arrived on Earth.

Nina H

“Stop breathing on me,” Kerry said through gritted teeth.“Technically, I’m not breathing. I’m filtering. But I suppose it means the same thing here,” Broggo said in reply.“Ok, then stop FILTERING on me!” Kerry snapped and got up from the couch in a huff.“I sense displeasure. And I believe it has been caused by me. Am I correct?” Broggo queried.“Yes, it most definitely has been caused by you! Ugh! How YOU were matched with ME is…is…well it’s unexplainable!” Kerry yelled from across the room of her tiny apartment.“Of course it’s explainable. You see, my kind were all entered into the Pinder database detailing our traits. All of your kind were also entered into the database, and through a series of precise calculations and analysis of data we were matched with each other. It is the most sensible way to account for the influx of population of my kind from Sliggo to Earth. We need shelter, and your kind can help us transition to life here. It’s quite genius.” Broggo explained.“I KNOW the rationale behind it, you slimy, four-eyed, tentacled creature. I just don’t agree with it!” Kerry lamented.“Article 8, Section 12 of the Planetary Habitation Agreement signed by your President indicates that failure to comply with Pinder placements will result in fines, imprisonment, and loss of citizenship,” Broggo reminded Kerry.“That seems better right now than this living arrangement!” Kerry said, grabbing her car keys and heading for the door.“I’m going to class. Do not touch anything. Or break anything. Or explore. I’ll be home in two hours and will make dinner. Do NOT go near the stove again when I’m gone! I still can’t get the left burners to work and I need another fire extinguisher after your last attempt!” Kerry said and stormed out the door.“I believe we are making progress in our interspecies relationship,” Broggo said, turning his blue mouth upwards into a smile.

Kerry slammed her car door, and turned the key in the ignition. It has been over two months since the sky turned an unnatural shade of green, and spacecrafts made of unearthly metals emanating purple lights descended upon Earth. The majority landed all across the United States, with a handful in Europe and Asia. It was uncertain whether more would be coming, but something had to be done. In an unprecedented meeting of world leaders, it was decided that the best way to handle the situation was to welcome the alien creatures, assigning Earthmates to each one. A system was developed and quickly put into place, systematically matching Sliggon and human. Once assigned their Earthmate, they would be able to acclimate to life on this planet in peace. This planet did not need any more help destroying itself, and just maybe the Sliggons could help in an intergalactic partnership.

But some partnerships were a bit strained at the moment. Despite the scientific basis of Pinder, maybe not all matches were, well, well-matched.

Kerry sat in class taking notes on the profound works of various physicists. She couldn’t concentrate, and nothing she wrote made sense upon review. She sighed, set down her chewed up yellow number 2, and rested her head in her hands. She had a headache thinking of what Broggo was likely ruining back at home.

 

Back at home, Broggo was ruining Kerry’s favorite dresses as he attempted to color code them in her closet. He did not agree with the current haphazard arrangement, which unsettled his thought patterns. As he pulled each dress down, he tore several and slimed up the others. Tide Stain Remover was no match for whatever chemical composition coated Broggo’s exterior.

In an unsuccessful attempt to rehang the clothes, he accidentally tore down the bar in the closet they hung on. He stared with all four of his eyes at the wooden bar his tentacled arms were wrapped around.

“Well. This is not going as I had planned,” Broggo said to the spider plant hanging in the window. He always waited for a reply. He never got one.

 

Kerry closed her notebook, gathered her things, and steeled herself against the thought of heading home to Broggo.

She thought about his attempt to cook her dinner. He took a cup of strawberry yogurt from the fridge, put it in a pot on the stove, and added Cheerios, three Oreos, and several scoops of corn starch. The plastic yogurt cup melted, everything caught on fire, and her kitchen hasn’t smelled the same since. But he wanted to make her happy. That’s more than most people in her life these days. Maybe she wasn’t giving him a chance. She wasn’t the easiest to live with either. She was messy, unorganized, and a free spirit when it came to chore completion. She had a motto of “why do today what can be done tomorrow?”

Kerry suddenly swiped right into the drive-thru of Dunkin Donuts. She ordered half a dozen assorted donuts, a chocolate frozen coffee, and a vanilla latte. Even Sliggons would appreciate that, right?

She drove home sipping her latte, ready to present her peace offering. She had lost her temper for no reason, and it wasn’t the first time. Maybe being Earthmates wouldn’t be so bad after all if she gave Broggo a chance. And nobody (no creature?) could be worse than her last human one. She still hadn’t forgiven her for stealing her boyfriend right under her nose, then parading him around the apartment. After living in an awkward, uncomfortable sea of tension for two weeks, they both found a new place together.  What was she even thinking? Humans can be awful creatures.

Kerry laughed and thought “Hmph, good riddance to both of them! Broggo may very well burn the place down, but he’s never going to backstab.”

And with that, Kerry unlocked the door and went back to her (their) apartment.  She watched with a smile as a thankful Broggo inserted three Boston Cremes into his stomach opening.

Maybe Pinder got it right after all.

Moved to Tears in Shanghai.Now Want to Bring Parents to Settle in China?

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Robots. Yeah, I get that. When I was 16 I resigned from the human race, because who would want to be associated with those boring idiots? Come to think of it, I’ve never applied for re-admission…

Invisible. Honestly, I never even noticed how people treated me, so you’re one up on me in that respect. At least I never got bullied (after the age of five anyway.) Nowadays I like being invisible, having to interact with people is a pain.

Hate. Not something I really understand. I can be content with food, sleep, and videogames. Mind you, in my teens and twenties I was more pro-active. I joined clubs, political groups, environmental organizations. I really enjoyed being in a square-dance club. Might not be your thing, but you never know until you try.

Change. Uh, yeah, I got nothing. I have changed since I was your age (although not a lot) but most of it wasn’t by choice. Maybe clubs. Try and find something you’re interested in and join a club about it. I belonged to a fencing club, once. Watch out for the left-handers…

Little Lost Robot – Asimov short story. (1962)

Years ago (as in almost 2 decades now) When I was in the Navy I got to witness a rather interesting race. We were deployed aboard USS Nimitz on something called a Tiger cruise. That’s the last part of the deployment where the ship would invite family members aboard for the final leg between Hawaii and our home port on the West Coast. The cruise was very popular, and many family members came aboard. I want to remember over a thousand and lot of the crew were asked to start their leave early to make room for the “Tigers”.

Anyway, during the weeklong cruise, the ship performed many shows for the tigers, including airshows, mock gun battles, firefighting and damage control drills, and finally near the end, this sort of quarter mile drag race between us and the other ships in our group.

Well, drag race, I guess if you replace sports cars with warships, and the quarter mile is actually more like a few miles, and we all had a slow running start so the ships wouldn’t drift into each other. Most of the ships in our group participated.

With everyone on the flight deck watching, someone said “go” and the cruiser took off fast. That was impressive. I suppose if the race was only a quarter mile, the cruiser would win every time. The cruisers being light and fast, powered basically by *four* modified jet engines (similar to the ones fitted to DC-10s back in the day (remember those?). Rather than using the thrust, they gear it to the shafts to turn their screws. But anyway, they get the best proverbial “0–60” quarter mile win, hands down. And this was an older Ticonderoga class. I Imagine the newer Burkes might be even faster, but feel free to comment your knowledge.

However, after a couple minutes we could see that even though we were behind them, we were at least keeping up, if not slowly catching up with the other ships and *sub safely behind us in the wake. Unfortunately for us, the race ended before we could catch them, so we took second place. But now the plot twist.

The captain then over the 1mc (intercom loudspeaker) revealed that only 3 of our 4 shafts were running, those of us who didn’t already know then learned that number 4, had been offline for much of the deployment. I guess revealing something like that when the deployment only a few days had left, wasn’t really a big deal and helped explain our second-place finish to those were expecting us to win. (Nimitz was scheduled for a major drydock overhaul once we got back and that was already pretty well publicized)

Anyway, we nearly won that race on 75% power. I think if the race was longer, we would have certainly won. In the worst case after couple days(ish?) at flank speed, the cruiser would burn all its gas and loose its advantage while it slowed to refuel (feel free to comment if you know better), while us being nuclear could have just kept going. Looking back months before the show, I think what is impressive was seeing us do regular operations, flight ops and so on at regular operating speeds on only 3 of the 4 screws for most of our deployment. As pointed out in the comments, If any other ship lost an entire shaft, it would be limping, while Nimitz kind of just shrugged off like an Olympic sprinter can shrug off a mildly sore ankle, and still claim a medal.

So sorry, I Couldn’t tell you if an aircraft carrier is the fastest ship (the actual top speed is classified anyway), but if it’s in a race anything longer than a quarter mile, I’m not betting against it.

Below, completely irrelevant photo I took while on a later cruise. being on such a fast ship, sadly we still couldn’t make it home in time for Christmas.

*Modern subs are faster when submerged, so they didn’t really have a fair fight on this occasion.

**Thank you for the correction. Please read Ian McDonald’s comment for a better description of the cruiser’s power plant.

Edit- Wow, I never got 800 votes in one day before! For the occasion I cleaned up the spelling. Thank you for all your votes! (-: .. and I see 2000 now, thank you! Lots of good comments below as well.

Oh, if you ever get a chance to do one of those Tiger cruises, just say yes! It’s like you get to experience life in the Navy for a few days without actually having to join the Navy!

No More Elephants in the Zoo

Written in response to: Set your story after aliens have officially arrived on Earth.

⭐️ Contest #210 Shortlist!

Michał Przywara

Anita Cable never seriously expected to come back from the dead. The forms Dr. Costa had her sign even said: they’d do their best, but the technology to reverse cryonic suspension just didn’t exist yet. And even then, there was still the glioblastoma.To her, it was all the same – bury, burn, freeze. A corpse was just a corpse, after she moved out. But it was little Molly that insisted, and how could Anita deny her anything?“I’ll wait for you, Mom,” Molly said, right before the cryo-capsule closed. As though Anita was just going for a trip. As though she’d actually ever return. The last thing she remembered was pressing her hand against the honeycombed ferro-glass, gasping as a blizzard tore through her veins.“Molly,” she whispered. Blinked. Realized she could see. Before her, floor-to-ceiling windows, the bleary lights and shadows of the city, a daytime rainstorm. Beneath her, a comfortable – was it? Yes, it was comfortable – leather recliner, then fluffy slippers, a fine orange carpet. Around her, some kind of upscale lobby? Low couches, glass tables, tall ceiling. And a strange man.“Hello, Anita.” White, at the far end of middle-aged, in a nice, if strange, indigo suit. He held a clipboard but his expression was kind.“Molly?” Where was she? Where was here? Anita placed her palm on her own cheeks, curious to find she was warm.“How are you feeling, Anita? The reanimation process can be a bit of a shock to the system.”“I’m… fine.” No headache, no blurry vision, no trembling. She was surprised to realize it was true. “I’m fine.”The man jotted something down. “Good, good. Glad to hear it. My name’s Dennis, by the way.”Her fingers trembled, reaching towards his outstretched hand, but when their skins touched – when she felt the impossible warmth of another living human again – she grasped him tightly, for fear of him disappearing. A nervous hitch, half giggle, half cry, escaped her.“It’s all right,” Dennis said, tone softer. “It’s a lot to take in, I know. You don’t feel any lingering numbness? There’s a gentle sedative still in your system. It’ll be hours before it wears off entirely.”“No. No, it’s like… Actually, I’ve never felt better.” She ran her fingers over her temples, over her jaw. Gently touched the tender bald area where they’d sawed off a part of her skull in the myriad failed surgeries – and shivered when she felt hair. Short, supple, but definitely hair.

“Is the cancer gone?”

Dennis straightened and smiled more broadly. “It feels good to be alive, doesn’t it?” Only, the smile hinted at a sadness, or maybe a dread of things to come. “We must assume the cancer’s gone, yes.”

“Assume? Aren’t you a doctor?”

“No, I’m not.” His breath was measured. “I’m a fellow patient.”

“So they figured it out after all.” She snorted, what might have been a chuckle. Shouldn’t she be happy? Perhaps it was the sedative. Or shock, at coming back to life.

Anita decided to risk standing. She braced herself against the armrests of the recliner and carefully rose – only to discover she had no trouble whatsoever. “They really figured it out.” No weak muscles, no shaky legs, no dizziness. She spun her arms, touched her toes, lunged, jumped. Her heart fluttered and she felt warm.

“So,” she said. “Where is the doctor then?”

Dennis glanced out the window, at rain splattering with a low drum. “A lot has changed, Anita.”

“A lot has…” She let the question trail, narrowed her eyes. “How long was I out for?”

“Come on, let’s go chat in the cafeteria.” He ushered her out of the lobbyish room, which didn’t remind her of the cryonics institute at all. “You mentioned a name when you were coming to. Molly. Is she someone special?”

The warmth in her chest spread to Anita’s cheeks, and she felt herself reaching for a smile. When was the last time she truly smiled? It must have been Molly’s seventh. All her friends did the princess thing, but Molly wanted elephants.

Real elephants, Mom! Not cartoons.”

They plastered all the walls with elephant posters, and went to the zoo – which was happy, to see them, and sad, to see them imprisoned, and Molly vowed to free all elephants – “No more elephants in the zoo!” – and then when the cake arrived – goodness! Grey was not a good colour for food, but Molly loved it.

Anita hugged herself, imagining holding Molly again. “She’s my daughter. She’s the reason I’m here.” That smile pushed against the sedative. “She was right. And I’m going to get to see her again.”

She stopped abruptly at the cafeteria entrance, glossed right over the size and decorations. Nearly jumped when she saw glowing blue words appear suspended in the air.

13:13. Currently: Free roam. Next at 15:00: Communal welcoming in Hall 17.

“What the hell is that!?”

“It’s a holoserver,” said Dennis. “Only I disabled the ads and retooled it to show our… well, no need for ads, I’m sure you’ll agree. Why – did you not have these, back when?”

“Words floating in the air?” She stepped a little closer to the mystery, fingers creeping. “Can I touch it?”

“Yes, yes, perfectly safe.”

The letters distorted where her finger prodded, but that was it. No cold, no heat, nothing fuzzy. No sensation at all. She withdrew her hand, frowned.

“We didn’t have these, no. Our ads were in print. On TV. On the internet, I guess.”

“Teavey?”

“Television. A box with sound and pictures. And idiots.” Anita shivered. All the warmth she had felt before faded, replaced by a cold deep in her gut. “Dennis – how long have I been frozen?” He looked at the floor. “What year is it?”

Dennis hesitated.

She grabbed his coat and pulled him close. “Tell me!”

“Anita, please, calm down–”

“–What. Year. Is. It.”

“We don’t know.” He guided her to one of the empty tables when she let go of him. “Please, sit.” A polished vending machine produced two steaming cups of something like tea, and he set them on the table.

“How can you not know what year it is?”

“A lot has happened while we were in stasis.” He took a sip and frowned into the distance, walking down a road that never got easier. “I went under in 2101.”

Anita’s eyes widened.

“You were what,” he continued, “early 2000s? The youngest patient – chronologically, not biologically – was suspended in 2248.”

He took another sip. “You might be wondering why you don’t find this more shocking. When the sedative wears off, you will, and we’ll be here for you when you do.”

“And we are the other patients?”

Dennis nodded. “To the best of our knowledge, the year is somewhere in the mid to late 3000s. You’re wondering why we don’t just ask someone, right? Like the doctors or other staff?”

Anita nodded.

Dennis drew himself up, preparing for a particularly challenging sprint. “In short, we can’t. Something… some thing, happened. To the world. To humans. While we slept. We don’t know if it was war, or disease, or what, but.” His throat hitched and he took another sip. “Everyone’s gone. We’re the only ones that are left.”

They sat in silence for a while. Anita felt her heart run maybe a beat or two faster, followed by a dull disappointment that there wasn’t a panic. Rationally, it crossed her mind she’d not see Molly again after all. Never see her again. Shouldn’t that be crushing? It ought to be, damn it.

“Wait,” she said. “If everyone’s dead, who brought us back?”

Dennis nodded, expecting this.

“We’re not alone.”

None of it really sunk in until that evening. She heard the words, they lingered in her now-healthy brain, but they didn’t register until the lights went out. Meeting the others – hundreds of patients, a small town – at the communal welcome in Hall 17 was a blur, a parade of time traveling strangers. And the talk of the aliens that roused them? Incomprehensible.

She started screaming at midnight. As Dennis said, the others were there for her, whether she wanted them or not. They made a human straight jacket, smothered her with shared experience, a common circumstance. Kept her from doing the regrettable thing she yearned to do.

Because what was the point of living in a world where Earth no longer belonged to Man? What was the point of a life without Molly?

“Can I see them?” she asked Dennis a couple weeks later. More than anything else, the idea of aliens felt unreal.

“In time, yes. They are uncomfortable to get used to, and there are biological precautions we must take.”

“They talk to you?”

“In a sense. They have an amazing grasp of our technology, and they’ve been able to communicate via our computers. I don’t know if they actually talk, per se. And… they are hard to understand. There’s little common ground between us. Culturally speaking, that kind of thing. I get the sense they’ve gone to great lengths to understand us.”

“Why are they here?”

“Far as I can tell, just for living. From their point of view, they’ve settled an unoccupied world.”

“And why,” Anita asked, “did they wake us?”

It was another one of those questions where Dennis hesitated. “To see if they could. To preserve the native fauna of their new home. Our de-extinction is of scientific interest to them.”

She was allowed to walk around the tower – for the whole facility was its own skyscraper – freely, but never alone. Never out of sight. No matter how many times she told them she was fine over the first few months, that she’d adjusted and wouldn’t do anything, there’d still always be one or two humans in eyeshot.

They saw through her lies.

It came as a shock to her the first time she saw children. Three of them, about the same age as Molly had been. Shrieking, barreling down the hall, absorbed in a running game. Then came a profound sadness that such tiny, young people had been afflicted with this fate. Cursed with an incurable condition, frozen, and thrust into a future that didn’t make sense, a future without a future.

“But they’re not patients,” said Renee, one of her constant companions. In better circumstances Anita would have called her a friend. In a different world, in a different time. If they hadn’t been born two centuries apart.

Renee smiled. “Those kids are real. More real than you and me. They were born here-and-now.”

Ambivalence. Vague dread. Anita’s other constant companions. “So the aliens are breeding us.”

Renee, too, hesitated. “I guess that’s one way of looking at it. I won’t lie, procreation is encouraged. And yeah, it did make my skin crawl. Still does. But those little rascals? They don’t care. This isn’t weird for them and they didn’t come here with baggage. Didn’t lose anything in the past. They’re just kids, having the times of their lives.”

She was allowed to walk around the tower, but not outside. Never seemed to stop raining there. Dennis said it wasn’t exactly rain, that there were things in the air that were no longer friendly to humans. Things that evolved without us, passed us by. No walking outside the tower without an environmentally sealed suit, anyway.

“Can I have one?”

“In time,” Dennis said. Because he knew. “We all went through it. It’s hard adjusting to this new world of ours.”

“I’m fine.” Of course, she didn’t really need the suit for what she was planning.

She took to watching the rain from the ground floor. Casually, she placed her hands on the windows one day. Nothing odd about that. Then another day, casually she placed her hands on the door. Still very normal, just a woman lost in thought. Then the next day, she did the same and pushed just a bit. Just until the door gave a little.

Not locked.

Anita smiled, and began preparing for the end. She picked a day the next week. A day everyone decided was Monday. Nobody knew if their new calendar lined up with pre-extinction, but there was something comforting about having regular Mondays. She was pleasant to everyone, played with the kids, embraced the community. And let go. It wasn’t a terrible place, but it just wasn’t for her. Her time had come and gone.

She never saw the aliens, which was a regret. The idea both enthralled and repulsed her, and still seemed unreal. Ah, but life was all about accepting the nevers and moving on.

Finally her day came. Good luck, with Renee being her chaperone. “I could sure go for a coffee,” Anita said, her hands on the door. “Would you mind?”

“Could go for one myself.” Renee left to fetch them, because she trusted Anita. That was an unexpected barb in the heart. But no matter, this had to be done.

And as luck often does, good turned to bad when Dennis came down the stairwell. “Anita! Guess what?”

She closed her eyes and swore under her breath. “What?”

“I found a TV!” Anita glared at him. “Well, I think I did, anyway. There’s a good chance it’s not an original. You know, they constantly tinker with our tech, taking it apart and reproducing it. I think they maintained this building for us, and all the food and whatnot. Doesn’t seem like it would survive thousands of years without help otherwise. Our caretakers.”

She sighed. This Monday was looking to be a real Monday.

Dennis placed something in her hand. A small, flat bit of plastic, looking like a narrow thumb drive.

“What’s this?” she asked. There was a strip of masking tape on it, and in faded pen, “33875 ANITA CABLE”.

“A Q12 drive, I believe. Maybe a Q14? A mid twenty-first century storage medium, anyway.” He grinned. “Often, people recorded messages for their loved ones. For when they woke up. Most of them are holos, but for this older tech, well, it took me a while to track down a way to play it back.”

“Messages?” Her eyes widened. “Wait, you mean – this is for me?” Cold arced along her nerves.

“Would you like to watch it?”

They sat down in one of the myriad empty rooms in the tower, where Dennis had set up a giant, flat monitor. He slipped the drive in the bottom and dimmed the lights. Renee meanwhile joined up with them, bringing the promised coffee.

“Would you like us to go?” Dennis asked.

Anita looked between the two, found her throat dry. “Stay. Please.” The butterflies in her gut roiled.

Dennis hit play.

A mahogany office appeared, bookshelves for walls, a heavy desk, a woman sitting behind it. Her hair, a tight white bun, and her eyes, yellowed, and her skin, scarred by time.

“Hello, Anita.” There was gravel in her voice. “You probably don’t recognize my face, but we used to live together. It’s me, Molly. Hello, Mom.”

Anita clamped her hand over her mouth, but she’d lost all her words anyway.

“Only I’m not Molly Cable any more. It’s Carson now, and it was Gaines for a while too. A lot has happened.”

Anita’s eyes bleared.

“I wish I could tell you in person, but, ah, well. Life doesn’t work that way. I never stopped thinking about you though, and I never stopped hoping. And now, well, I still hope they bring you back one day, and we can catch up. Like this, at least.”

Anita nodded along, and when Renee offered her a handkerchief, she took it.

“I don’t know where to start, to be honest. Feels like I have eighty odd years to cover.” Molly chuckled. “Hope you don’t mind, but I recorded a lot of footage. The cryo people were very accommodating. Frankly, it’s helping me remember my own life, which is nice, as the old memory isn’t what it used to be.” She sighed. “I never did save all the elephants, but I did work with them for five-odd decades. Well, time enough for that later. Hey, I’m not alone here – do you want to meet your grandkids?”

Anita nodded, and dabbed away another tear.

“I’ve a feeling you said yes. Good, good. Well, I hope you have some time, Ma, ’cause the family’s grown quite big.”

“All the time in the world, baby,” Anita said. And all thoughts of Mondays left her mind, as she met those who came after her, and those who went before.

In China’s recent border conflicts with neighboring countries, a large amount of retro equipment has been used.

Both sides have tacitly turned the fighting into something resembling warfare from about 1,500 to 2,000 years ago.

(Heavy weapons used by the Chinese side at the China–India border)

(This one is a bit much—this weapon is 4,000 years old. It was gradually phased out after 220 AD, and now it’s been brought back again.)

Collections of the National Museum of China

Both sides also prepared long-range fire suppression troops

(In the naval clashes between China and the Philippines, you can see Chinese soldiers holding axes.)

(A type of naval combat gear widely equipped by the Chinese side. On one hand, it can hook enemy boats and pull them in to launch boarding combat; on the other, it can be used to fend off enemies trying to board.)

(One can imagine the bewilderment of the arsenal when they received such design specifications.)

(“It’s been many years since I last saw soldiers of the Great Tang.”)

(“Dare I ask, officer—have the soldiers of Qin, Han, Tang, or Ming returned?”)

EDIT

You may not believe it, but over the past few decades, China has disbanded 19 cavalry divisions, yet it still retains one active classical cavalry unit—four companies, with a Mongolian Chinese as the battalion commander.

Their training still follows traditional methods, such as saber slashing and thrusting.

In documentaries, you can see that their training is extremely tough.

I don’t know why this unit still exists, but as a form of cultural continuity, it’s actually quite nice.

Chicken in Peanut Sauce

Quick, easy and full of flavor! This Chicken in Peanut Sauce recipe takes just 20 minutes and is a perfect variation to try to spice up everyday meals. Garnish with fresh cilantro and serve with rice.

Chicken in Peanut Sauce

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 cups water
  • 1 cup roasted peanuts
  • 3 Maggi Garlic Flavor Seasoning Cubes
  • 3 tablespoons vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce
  • 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken pieces, cut into 2 x 1/4 inch pieces
  • 2 tablespoons coarsely chopped peanuts (for garnish)
  • Cilantro leaves for garnish
  • Hot, cooked rice

Instructions

  1. Place water, 1 cup peanuts, seasoning cubes, vinegar, hot pepper sauce and sugar in blender; cover. Blend until smooth; set aside.
  2. Heat oil in large skillet over medium heat.
  3. Cook chicken, stirring frequently, for 3 minutes or until golden.
  4. Add peanut sauce. Cook, stirring frequently, until it reaches a boil.
  5. Reduce heat to low; cover. Cook for 5 minutes or until chicken is cooked through and sauce has thickened slightly.
  6. Top with crushed peanuts and cilantro; serve with rice.

Oh, that’s easy.

Starting in the 1980s, in an effort to bust unions, the U.S. Department of Commerce actually instructed manufacturers how to move their facilities to other states, and, more importantly, to factories in Mexico and China. This was a great success, made corporations a lot of money, and reduced union membership in the United States from about 30% to 10%. When you look, most of the remaining unionized workers work for governments.

Then there was a ruling that manufacturers could no longer refuse to sell to retailers who wouldn’t sell the product at the manufacturer’s minimum retail price. That essentially meant retailers could dictate how much they would pay for a product at wholesale, which forced many remaining American manufacturers to outsource overseas.

Now, frankly, foreigners buy a lot of stuff from the United States. The U.S. is the #2 export nation after China. The thing is, ordinary consumers aren’t getting those goods – they’re “durables” – things you buy once and use for years or decades – cars, aircraft and industrial grade equipment.

For American consumers, this has been great – cheap clothing from Bangladesh. Cheap electronics from China. Cheap fruit from Mexico.

And, frankly, if you import more than you export, it’s really an indication that you’re a rich economy.

And there’s no money anymore in consumer goods. There are some factories that continue to manufacture high end goods for a specific market, like expensive German colored pencils, but those are few and far between. Consumer goods have razor thin margins.

And, frankly, the U.S. can’t compete on a cost basis because of wages. Mexicans can grow corn cheaper and West Africans can grow cotton cheaper. The only reasons those still get grown in the United States is thanks to heavy subsidies.

Over in Singapore, they’ve never cared about full employments, so they only make high priced goods, like hard drives. They export a lot of stuff. The Netherlands is one of the leading agricultural exporters in the world, and a lot of that is flowers, where they effectively corner the world market.

Meanwhile, the economy in the United States is largely based on financial systems, which pays better than any other form of work.

Wife Said “My Body My Rules, Don’t Touch Me” So I Said “My Money, My Rules, Don’t Ask Me …

Interesting story.