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Embracing the weird can make life more fun

They were going to have to fire me. My boss had ratcheted up the verbal abuse while I maintained my work ethic. When the gut feeling hit that my day might be coming, I started to remove all of my personal stuff a little at a time.

The big day came when I got “ambushed” by my boss w/ HR. They gave me the big spiel replete with, “… your severance is contingent on your signing this ‘not to sue’ contract.. “

So here’s where the answer to the question lands:

  1. The HR hag was well-known for being vindictive; I expected her to be secretly recording – and they ‘knew’ I had a rep for speaking my mind. I never uttered one word. They pranced around and jumped through their little hoops for 20 minutes. I didn’t even open my mouth to yawn. Not even a ‘Bye.’ Walked straight out of the building, got in my truck and drove away with three months worth of full pay in my pocket.
  2. They spent so much time trying to manipulate me during their exit interview, they completely forgot to ask me anything about the major project I had been working on for 18 months; it was being segmented and stored on multiple CDs (tech at the time.) Smiled when I later heard they had spent the next year, along with too much money & too many man-hours, unsuccessfully trying to rebuild the project with the segment files before finally abandoning whole thing. – It was one click in the menu of the software used to create it that would have automatically reconstructed the whole thing.

Haven’t wasted another minute thinking about that 15 years until this moment.

Uh Oh! Heads-Up !!! Trump Talking “1929 Depression” — Setting Stage to Blame the Courts

President Trump put out a social media posting this morning and it is causing RED ALERTS everywhere.  In it, Trump talks about “courts” reversing Tariffs, and how it would be a 1929 Depression all over again . . . .

Here is the actual posting.  Pay specific attention to the highlighted area, especially the RED highlighted:

Trump on Tariffs DEPRESSION
Trump on Tariffs DEPRESSION

HAL TURNER PERSONAL OPINION EDITORIAL

I am not a financial professional or licensed financial expert, so I am not competent to render a financial opinion.  You should NOT rely on anything I write, to make financial decisions for yourself.  Consult with a licensed financial expert before making any financial decisions.

Having said that, this is triggering a RED ALERT in my mind.

It’s almost as if he KNOWS a court is going to do something with Tariffs and he’s setting the public relations stage for a 1929-style economic crash and depression . . . . and also setting the stage for BLAMING THE COURTS.

I don’t like this one bit.

Please pay very close attention to the implications of what the President has just said.  When words like these come out of a President’s mouth, it cannot be good.\

MORE:

When the President mentions “1929 style jeopardy” think about what happened:

Banks collapsed.  Stock and Bond Markets collapsed.  Businesses closed.  Money dried up.  Food lines.  Food riots.

There was no FDIC Insurance for account holders.  Now, there is . . . . but by all measures, it’s currently “broke.”

Sure, Congress can legislate to give it more money, but the government itself is ALSO BROKE.   No one wants to lend them any more money because they’re already 37.5 TRILLION in debt, and have to use almost 25% of current tax revenues just to pay INTEREST.

So if what the President said is accurate, there may NOT be any FDIC money to cover bank collapses.  Besides, the fine print in that FDIC “Insurance” says they have ONE YEAR to pay off account holders.   What are you supposed to do in the meantime??????  How do you eat?

I don’t know about you, but I am going to the bank right now to take some money out to get by if everything goes to hell.  Not all of it – there’s no need for that.  But I’m taking SOME out.  Enough to get-by for a couple months.

Mind you, this money is NOT to pay bills.  Screw the bills.  This money is to SURVIVE.  Food. water, medicine and fuel for the vehicles.

If everything turns out OK, I can always put the money back.   If everything goes to hell, at least I will have something to get-by on for awhile.   What about YOU?

A Newbie’s Guide to Chinese Cooking

Chinese Cooking

Kitchen tools, gourmet foods, baking mixes, and hard-to-find baking ingredients mentioned in this article are available at The Prepared Pantry.

by Dennis Weaver

Chinese cooking is not that much different than American cooking. The recipes are different and there are a few different techniques. You have to be able to stir fry for many recipes and you need to be able to cook rice for nearly all Chinese cooking. Here’s how to do it.

How to Make Stir Fry

You can get by with a good frying pan. If you’re serious, get a wok.

You can buy a wok here.

Use the right size of wok.The size of wok you use depends on how much you’re cooking. Just make sure you consider the size of your recipe before selecting a wok.

Use the right tool to stir. A Chinese ladle or a wok spatula is best, but if you don’t have either of those, a heat-resistant spatula is second best. If you are using a nonstick pan, use a silicone spatula to protect the surface.

It’s all about the heat. It’s high-heat cooking. If you want your stir fry to taste amazing, pay close attention to the heat. Heat the wok until it’s smoking a little, then add oil, garlic, oyster sauce, salt, and the meat.

Don’t wash the wok between steps. After cooking your meat, take it out and place it in a holding dish. Cook the veggies with some water in the same wok, no need wash.

Be careful when you wash your wok.Never use soap when washing your wok hot. Just rinse it off, wipe it down and you’re done.

How to Cook Rice Properly

How to Cook Rice

Wash your rice before you cook it.Rinse the rice using a strainer until the water comes out clear, not milky.

If you are cooking your rice on a stovetop, measure it using your index finger.(I always used a measuring cup with two cups water to one cup rice but I like Casey’s quick trick here.) Level the rice in the pot so there is a relatively flat surface. Touch the surface of the rice with your index finger (do not sink it into the rice) and pour in enough water to come up to the crease on your finger opposite the first knuckle. Cover your pot with a lid and cook until boiling.

Bring the rice to a boil, then turn the burner on low heat.You can tell when the rice is almost done when the sides no longer look like they are covered in glue. Take the rice off the burner, remove the lid and let it sit for a few minutes. It will continue to cook it the hot pan.

Common Issues with Cooking Rice and How to Fix them

The rice is burnt to the bottom. The flame or burner was left on high for too long. The slower the rice cooks, the better. Knowing how long to cook the rice is not about the time, it is about how it looks. The rice should be fluffy and soft, not lumpy or watery.

The rice is too crunchy. This means you didn’t add enough water or give the rice enough time to cook. Remember, measure the water to your first knuckle; it always works.

How to Make Orange Chicken

Orange Chicken

This is the orange chicken that you are familiar with in most Chinese restaurants. It’s crispy and coated with a sweet orange sauce.

This is one of the most popular Chinese dishes in the US. Though there are variations, we’ll make it just like it is served in popular restaurants. Chicken breasts are cubed, battered, and deep fried. They are then tossed in an orange sauce to make the chicken moist and orange flavored.

What you’ll need

You’ll have most items, tools and ingredients, in your kitchen or find them readily in your grocery store. There are a few unusual items or items that you may not be familiar with. We offer most on our web site.

  • Orange Sauce: You’ll need a good orange sauce to coat the chicken. You’ll see our favorite below but you’ll find others at the grocery store.
  • Tempura Batter Mix: Tempura batter is used with seafood and vegetables. It gives food a thick or a thin smooth coating depending on the application. You’ll use this with your orange chicken.
  • A Thermometer: It is important to cook the chicken at the right temperature. If it is too hot, the chicken burns. If not hot enough, it is greasy. We use a simple candy thermometer that clips to the side of the pan.
  • A Wok, Stir Fry Pan, or Deep Nonstick Skillet: Woks and stir fry pans are shaped for stir frying and disperse heat up the sides of the pans and heat the food quickly and evenly. We love our stir fry pan.

Ingredients

For the chicken

  • 3-4 cups chicken breast, cut into 1-inch cubes
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 tablespoons water
  • 2 cups tempura batter mix
  • vegetable oil for frying

For the sauce

  • 1 cup Iron Chef Orange Sauce or equal
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 tablespoon cornstarch
  • 1 tablespoon water, divided

Instructions

  1. Chicken: Make an egg wash by whisking the two eggs with two tablespoons of water. Pour into a large dish.
  2. Add the tempura batter mix to another flat-bottomed dish. Separate any clumps.
  3. Dip each chicken cube in the egg mixture and then in the dry tempura mix. Repeat the process, dipping the coated chicken again in egg and then the tempura mix. This double-dipping process is important to create extra-crispy chicken.
  4. Pour three to four inches of vegetable oil in a deep, heavy pan. Heat the oil until it reaches 350 degrees F using a deep frying thermometer. Fry the chicken pieces until they are crispy and golden brown.
  5. Remove with a stainless steel strainer. Place the fried chicken onto a plate lined with a paper towel to absorb excess oil. Set aside.
  6. Sauce: Thin the dipping sauce by mixing the orange sauce and water in a wok or deep skillet.
  7. Make a paste of the cornstarch by stirring it in a small bowl with1/2 tablespoon of the water until smooth. Then add the rest of the water and continue stirring using a whisk. Cook the sauce mixture until it is bubbly and thickens.
  8. To assemble and serve your orange chicken, add the fried chicken to the sauce in the pan and stir until the chicken is coated and heated through. Serve immediately.

How to Make Lemon Chicken

This is wonderful lemon chicken! It’s not hard but the secret is the double-dipping before cooking. The lemon sauce is fantastic and authentic.

Lemon Chicken

Ingredients

Chicken

  • 3-4 chicken breasts
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tablespoons water
  • 2 cups panko
  • vegetable oil for frying

Lemon Sauce

  • 1/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 1/3 cup chicken broth
  • 1 teaspoon lemon zest
  • 3 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 2 tablespoons rice vinegar
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 garlic clove, minced
  • 1-2 drops yellow food coloring (optional)
  • 1 tablespoon cornstarch
  • 1 tablespoon water

Instructions

  1. Make an egg wash by slightly beating two eggs with one tablespoon of water. In a separate flat-bottomed dish, place the two cups of panko.
  2. With a meat mallet, pound each chicken breast to 1/4 inch thick. Dip each chicken breast inegg then panko, and again in egg then panko. This double-dipping process is crucial to create an extra-crispy crust for each chicken piece that will not rub off.
  3. Fry each chicken piece in 350 degrees F vegetable oil until crust is crispy and golden brown. Place the fried chicken pieces onto a plate with a paper towel allowing the excess oil to drain and set aside.
  4. In a wok, over medium heat, heat 1/4 cup sugar, 1/3 cup chicken broth, 1 teaspoon lemon zest, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 2 tablespoons rice vinegar, 1/4 teaspoon salt, one garlic clove, and one or two drops yellow food coloring (if desired).
  5. In a separate small bowl, combine one tablespoon cornstarch with one tablespoon water to make the slurry. Add the slurry to the sauce and continue to heat and stir until sauce is thickened.
  6. Place the fried chicken on a plate and cut into strips. Pour the sauce over the top and serve warm.

How to Make Fried Rice

Fried rice is quick and easy to make; it only takes minutes to convert steamed rice to fried rice. The sesame oil adds a nutty-like flavor, much more flavorful than vegetable oil.

Fried Rice

Ingredients

  • 1/2 tablespoons sesame oil
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 2 cloves minced garlic
  • 1 cup frozen peas and diced carrots
  • 3 large eggs
  • 1/2 cup of 1/2-inch cubed cooked ham
  • 4 cups cooked rice
  • 2 tablespoons soy sauce or more to taste

Instructions

  1. Heat the sesame oil and vegetable oil in a wok or stir fry pan over medium heat
  2. Peel your garlic with a garlic peeler and grate using a fine grater or garlic press. Add the garlic and cook until tender.
  3. Add the frozen mixed vegetables and cook until they are warm.
  4. In a separate small bowl, whisk three eggs. Add the eggs to vegetable mixture in the wok or stir fry pan. Stir to scramble the eggs into small chunks. Add the ham.
  5. Cook your rice on the stove top or use a microwave rice cooker. Add the rice and soy sauce; stir until mixed evenly. Serve hot.

About Sesame Oil

Sesame oil is essential in much Asian cooking. It is fragrant and flavorful and usually only a little is used in a dish.

Like olive oil, it comes if many different varieties. We carry several on our site. Experiment to find the one that appeals most to you.

Because only a little is used, a bottle will last a long time. If you don’t use it often, store open bottles in the refrigerator.

About Soy Sauce

Soy sauce is another essential in Asian cooking and a very common flavor. It is loaded with sodium and if you are concerned about salt intake, it should be used judiciously.

Soy sauce can be used in place of salt in many recipes. While soy sauce varies from one to producer to another, the sodium in a teaspoon of soy sauce generally equals that in 1/4 teaspoon salt.

In fried rice, you may use more soy sauce if you start with unsalted rice.

How to Make Egg Rolls

Egg Rolls

Buy egg roll wrappers at the store and pick up some Mandarin Orange Sauce or other Asian sauce. Then this is an easy three-step recipe.

Ingredients

  • 2 tablespoons freshly grated ginger
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 medium head of cabbage, finely shredded
  • 5 or 6 green onions, chopped
  • 3 or 4 carrots, grated
  • 3 or 4 stalks of celery chopped
  • 1 can water chestnuts, chopped
  • 1 can bamboo shoots, chopped
  • 1 cup mushrooms chopped
  • 1 tablespoon hoisin sauce
  • 1 tablespoon soy sauce
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • egg roll wrappers
  • vegetable oil for frying
  • Mandarin Orange Sauce, Thai Peanut Sauce, or another Asian sauce for dipping

Instructions

  1. Heat a little oil in the pan and season the oil with the ginger and salt. Stir fry the cabbage, green onions, carrots, and celery until it is wilted and crisp-tender. Add the water chestnuts, bamboo shoots and mushrooms. Stir in the hoisin sauce, soy sauce, and 1/2 teaspoon salt.
  2. Place a mound of filling on the center of egg roll wrappers. Fold the left corner across the filling then roll the filing. Turn the top and bottom corners up and down respectively. Roll to wrap the egg roll into a tight cylinder.
  3. Cook the egg rolls in hot oil until the outsides are brown.

Baker’s note: These can be cooked in hot oil in a sauce pan on the stove top. Make sure that the oil is about two-inches deep and 350 to 375 degrees F. If the first egg roll does not cook rapidly enough, turn the heat up. (Slowly cooked egg rolls will be greasy.)

To bake, place on a greased cookie sheet and bake at 400 degrees F for 15-20 minutes or until browned.

Dennis Weaver is the founder of The Prepared Pantry, a full line kitchen store in Rigby, Idaho. The Prepared Pantry sells kitchen tools, gourmet foods, and baking ingredients including hundreds of hard-to-find ingredients.

I watched European news and it changed me as an American.

Utterly unimportant.

On the first day of the Russia-Ukraine war, most Chinese internet users had already predicted today’s outcome.

Not an exaggeration at all.

Even kids knew it a little.

https://youtu.be/Ap9sIxMWBYo

Of course, China also has a bunch of idiots crying and screaming about “democracy and freedom”—mostly liberal arts types, like poets, painters, lawyers, and such.

Tons of them.

Hardly any STEM majors.

If a STEM major misjudged something as simple as 1+1=2, their alma mater would be mocked. Seriously.

I don’t know about the U.S., but I’d guess it’s similar—STEM folks probably lean more toward Trump, right?

In Chinese, we say, “Good advice can’t save a ghost determined to die.”

We’ve tried reasoning with them tirelessly.

Over the past few years, China’s Foreign Ministry has warned Ukraine multiple times—truly going above and beyond.

But they wouldn’t listen!

They even said stuff like, “Give China a chance to oppose the Russian barbarians and stand on the side of civilization.”

I remember that vividly—it pissed me off and made me laugh. Stand with you? Stand with your damn mother!

Now, fine, the big shots aren’t standing by you anymore. They’re just watching you die. Fun, huh?

Oh, and on the day China was solemnly mourning the people slaughtered in World War II and commemorating the victory in the War of Resistance Against Japan, Ukraine’s ambassador went to Japan’s Yasukuni Shrine to pay respects.

Alright, alright, you’re something else.

I was deeply impressed.

I said at the time that Ukraine was finished, and even the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), with its world-leading capabilities, couldn’t save it.

The Chinese people completely erupted, and how many resources would the CCP need to expend to convince the people to save Ukraine?

It’s impossible.

Ukraine worshipping at the Yasukuni Shrine is no different from declaring war on China—in fact, it’s even worse.

What’s there left to say? You made your choice.

Ukraine being carved up by Russia and the U.S.? They chose that themselves.

Don’t believe it? Go check China’s advice over the past few years!

Everything’s clear when you look at the whole story.

Now? Doesn’t matter anymore. In this world, it’s just the Big Three. The U.S. calls him a dictator and wants him dead; Russia’s already his mortal enemy.

Counting on China? Keep dreaming your damn autumn dreams and go worship at your precious Yasukuni Shrine!

Fuck!

Why You Need to Leave America Before It’s Too Late – The Red Flags You Can’t Ignore!

The Fallen Grace

Submitted into Contest #279 in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth. view prompt

Max Wightwick

The Fallen Grace

Do not judge my fall. If you had suffered as I have, you would sympathise with me. I daresay you have done the same. Desperation corrupts the purest grace, banishing them from their rightful place in paradise.

When disaster first warred, my husband, son, and I were on a visit to my mother’s home, in Winchester. Having as yet enjoyed the day, we crowded around the television, so as to watch Courage The Cowardly Dog. The cartoon was interrupted, though, by the news. The broadcaster reported of mass bombings having rained down over the heads of Londoners. From the safety of the leathern sofa, we saw the Shard floating in the River Thames. Bridges were decimated, with cars being full of survivors who were desperate not to drown. All the ghastlier were the corpses bobbing up and down, with their rent flesh deteriorating in the water. Those outside of London were advised to flee farther, and avoid returning at all costs. The television blurred then pixelated from the loss of signal.

Our son, aged ten, was distressed by these images of fiery doom. His blue eyes were fogged with crystal tears. He darted around the house, screaming and crying the while. As I tendered to my mother, who was also in distress, my husband solaced our son. Gathered together, my husband averred the judicious course would be to evacuate, as per the admonishment. We planned to drive to Reading, where we would pick up his parents. When nearing Beech Hill, however, we saw a squadron of planes soar above us. An amethyst brume was being released from them; it lingered in the air, fuming and foaming. Noticing this, my husband impromptu halted the car. Having driven with celerity, we were all thrust forward. A crack resounded, as my mother had been crippled by the headrest. Distraught, I shouted at my husband, reproaching him for having been so incautious. Our son bellowed in fear, as blood trickled down my mother’s forehead. Before we had the opportunity to check her condition, missiles were havocked over Reading. They dropped in copious spates, producing pervasive whistles as they pitched. Even from where we were, these tenebrific imps, shoaling in this purple brume as fish would, dove down. Upon impact, thickets of smoke mushroomed upward, like molten Satan’s boletes. I pictured dust, dirt, and people being whisked up by its torrent. Blazes fired, then all silenced, before an audible quake thundered.

Knowing his parents must have been affected by this misfortune, my husband became terrified. He could not control himself. Convulsing, with his pupils blackened, he wept in fury. For the sake of calming him, we changed seats. We skid off, with us boding it best to be directed towards Salisbury, and follow the southerly route. I certified that we skirted around Salisbury, and any cities, towns, or villages hereabouts, which could be under possible threat. As we did so, my husband catered to the state of my mother. She was alive, but on tenterhooks from the physical pain. She, nonetheless, managed to respond without impairments in her speech. My mother appeared well enough for survival.

At length, we stopped on a random road, and diverted to a pathless track. Before us was the gloom of an immense forest. When looking at our telephones to see where we were, we realised the inutility of them. They were static, with waves of chiaroscuro purling on their tiny screens. It was as if some pathogen had borne itself into them. By whom? And why were we being attacked? We knew not, and nor could we find out.

Parking the car where it was occulted by a bosk of trees, we tarried here for the night. Being unprovisioned, our stomachs flurried in acidulous grumbles. The berries we foraged somewhat satiated our hunger. On the other hand, our thirst was quenched. For, wading through the bowery dark, we located a rivulet, pearled from a breach where the moon could penetrate through. I recall drinking with unstinting ardency, and plashing the water over my face. In the wan light, I noted our son’s shivering silhouette. Embracing him, we stood thus in a trance. It was my husband who had us disentranced, by saying he could hear wheezing from my mother. Indeed, we had misjudged the extent of her injury. She described her mind as being subjected to electroshock, as well as being trampled by the feet of an elephant. I couched on some rank grass beside her, and promised that all would be better soon. How I wish I had not deceived her so, for I was aware of how false I had been. For some hours, I clung fast to my mother, infantilised by the dread of her dying. Throughout the night, the still of nature was entrenched by those identical whistles and quakes. When the sun rose, shafting gold at us, my mother would wake no more. She was pale, breathless, and cold. I shed compassion for both her, and my son, who was having to witness what no child should ever. As a proper funeral was impracticable, we paid her a requiem by laying her body in the rivulet, and blanketed her amongst leaves. She had been posed like Ophelia. As I spoke from the heart of grief, all three of our eyes were glassy.

Decamping thereafter, my husband conveyed us to Newquay, by dint of a map. In time, we would be dependent on its guidance alone. We had qualms about whether Newquay would be destroyed also. If so, we decided to continue southward, hopeful that we might stumble upon some kind of life. To our benefit, Newquay was still unblighted. Public mania, however, was rampant. Some were floundering on the concrete, flailing as ragdolls. Others, with murdersome smirks, flitted from shop to shop, marauding all they could. There were no approachable faces, for they had been tainted by the torment of what throes loomed. Hangdog, my husband proposed we do likewise, and supply ourselves with the food, water, medicine, fuel, and whatsoever else. I was bashful at assenting, though we had little choice save partaking. I remained with our son, as my husband braved the bedlam of thieves, fledgling criminals, and the natal decay of society. He hopped from pharmacy, Wickes, petrol station, to a giant Tesco. Whilst waiting for him, I spotted the neck of a woman be cut, the chest of an elderly man be stamped upon, and iniquities besides. This was further exemplified when my husband emerged again. From a brawl over some fuel, he had been whipped with rusted wire. My husband had won, yet been marked with a palpitant wound. It dumbed our son into fixating on his father. He no longer cried aloud. Rather, he swallowed his sorrow.

Agonised, I imparted that I would drive. With rage, my husband jettisoned the idea of me doing so. He was adamant on being strong enough, and would not concede otherwise. Onwards to Penzance we journeyed, with my stubborn husband debilitating himself in the process. I searched the map for vicinal hospitals, but they were either in flames or hysteria. Needless to say, my husband was stoic to there being no possibility of remedying him. Having stolen some medicine – such as codeine, disinfectant, and bandages – he cleansed and wrapt himself. He, I, and even our gawking son, knew this to be impotent against a maligner, infectious malady.

For a whole day, we slugged through interminable roads, both desolate and bustling, till we attained Penzance. Here, law and order was on crutches, with frenzy being less rife than in Newquay. From a frowning paperboy, we caught word of the devastation spreading, festering, tumefying throughout Britain, America, Oceania, Asia, and Eastern Europe. The bombs were reputed to not be nuclear. Instead, they exploded, flattening all to dross, and poisoning the atmosphere through gaseous toxins. From where or whom? – none had certitude. The paperboy advised us to hurry to the docks, where we may board a keel to go abroad. France, Belgium, and the Netherlands were accepting British refuges. Thanking the paperboy, we teetered with our bags of provisionments to test our lot. I could discern how aggrieved my husband was, for he urged us to stop on numerous occasions. Sulphurous-tinged drops were being perspired from his skin. His visible adversity proved providential, though, as one out of the twenty captains on the dock condoled with my husband.

Our captain was named Ahab, with a birchen peg for a right leg. He detailed that we would be adventuring to Africa, not Westernmost Europe. He regarded it vain to swiften to where was next on the list of decimation.

After ushering us on, Ahab jilted multitudes that knelt upon their importunate knees, wetting the ground beneath his feet. Impervious, Ahab refused them by gesturing with his viridian hat. At maximum capacity – seven of Ahab’s mariners, and twelve civilians (including ourselves) – we were ready to depart. As we unharboured, people lunged at the rifting gap between the keel and the dock. Some plunged in, and two bubbles would be all that resurfaced of them. Queerer, though, was the obtrusive sight of a doddering priest. His frosty hair cast snow in the wind, contrasted by his face which was scorched. A complexional scar ran down his left side. He was gazing at the offing, and raving:

“He cometh from otherwhere, whence man hath yet to plumb. Descry yon, seeth how He froth with wrath! Spit doth he at thine recusancy, at thine contumely of His legacy. Eftsoon He descendeth from the welkin, and revenge doth He mete out to ye. How thus, asketh ye? By razing the garden of earthly delights! See ye not how thy folly beest unshriven. The madness, sewn on thy mouths; ye mischieve hast ends meet. Widen thy arms, brood of Icarus, for His bosom be soever sweet!”

Discomfited, I fastened to my child, and glanced at my shuddersome husband. To soothe himself, he was opiating his senses by indulging in codeine. Concerned, I unrolled his navy chinos, and examined the wound. Nauseated by it, I veered to the rosy horizon. Its alpenglow lured me away from my husband, divesting me of my will. I heard a squeal from my son, the fretful astonishment of the mariners, and the retching of a youthful woman. And yet, I walked to the edge of the keel, and emplaced my hands on the wooden taffrails. Who knows how long I stared, but I could have sworn that this horizontal phenomenon was unnatural. Not the magic of diffraction. No, it was more akin to the swollen belly of an explosion.

This must have been an omen of ill, presaging that we had not bilked tragedy. Try as we might, but we were haunted by damnation. Helming the North Atlantic Ocean was fraught with unruly billows, uprearing against the bow as Leviathans. The clouds murked to be impenetrable. A bothersome mist slithered into the fore, inhibiting the ease whereof we sailed. Grimmer still were the veins, supercharged with the violet anger of Zeus, about to lash us. A Neptunian storm was imminent.

Alarmed, the mariners scuttled, like ants defending their queen, across the deck. Two of them climbed the rigging of the keel, and operated the sails, which were rendered flimsy. Ahab shrieked in continuum, instructing his crew, as well as the civilians, to be mettlesome. We wrangled at length, embattling against the tempestuous batterings, and unrestrainable squalls.

On a freak, a violaceous bolt fulgurated upon a mariner amidst the rigging. Electrified, he toppled overboard. That woman retched once more, rolling around in her own vomitus. A sequent bolt, indigo this time, struck Captain Ahab, whose pegleg staggered him backward till misstepping off the stern. Peril permeated. With our son glued to me, and my husband squeezing my hand, we were all three reduced to existential fright. Never before had I begged God. In those moments, I vanquished all my unbelief, and mustered the devoutest prayer I could. As I murmured the final syllable, a yawning billow consumed the keel, and blinded me.

When I awoke, I was luckless enough to have survived. With brine encrusting my eyelids, I scampered around with my fingers, and felt my surroundings. They were sodden and hard. Repossessed of my vision, I distinguished that I was stranded on a basalt rock, somewhere remote from the resins of society. It was massive, and unpopulated by either human, animal, or flora.

A freighted voice alarmed me; turning, I saw our son…or, rather, my son. I presumed my husband to have been luckful. Death, however, had cheated my son and I. We were forsaken to maritime purgatory, with no provisions whatsoever.

My son was frantic, and showed signs of having been maimed when the keel had wrecked aground. Salting the abrasions, he cackled from how it panged him so. He needed not confess his hunger aloud, for I could surmise it by glimpsing at his voracious expressions. To my surprise, though, instead of grovelling for food, he asked:

“Where is dad?”

I admitted to not having the faintest clue. Puling, my son dropped upon the comfortless ground. Succouring him dear to me, I fabled how his father was at peace with the stars, flying through the meadows in heaven. This did not souse the sorrow within him, but it ripened his lively imagination. His irises mirrored the seraphic fantasy I had elicited.

That night, my son and I studied the skies, which had vestiges of constellations, now blunted from the pollution of war. I wished upon one, and kissed my son’s cheek. Sleeping thereafter, we were encroached by a lunatic paddling in water. My son was unstirred. Inquisitive, I investigated what was awry: it was another survivor. A young mariner had swam for his life, and propped himself upon a rocky isle, similar to ours. He had begun anew, after ascertaining the dereliction of his. If he had foreknown of ours being identical, then, in all likelihood, he would have refrained from doing so. Exhausted from his expenditure, the mariner slept, whereas I dozed.

At dawn, he was obstinate on fishing, or procuring something edible to fortify us. In truth, I had no care for such sustenance. I had a morbid avidity for surrendering, rather than pretending as though we had a veritable chance. We never saw the mariner again. What I did see, however, was a red pool thawing throughout the cerulean of the sea, with serrated fins circumscribing it. I averted my son to look in the opposite direction, where the rosiest glows, shimmering, furled upon the horizon. Death was ineludible.

Another day elapsed, and still we had neither eaten nor drunk. Scabs, from dehydration, encysted our face, as the gelid weather chilled us to the marrow. My son shrank inward, and complained of how tumultuous his stomach groaned. He had underexaggerated, for I would have delineated it so: with the acid having frittered out, its contents was superseded by a hollowing effect, ever deepening to be more chasmal than the Mariana Trench. Lest I forget the scaly texture when licking our lips, and the horrid sensation of sinews shrivelling up. The irony being that, all around us, was a perfidious infinity of blue-gold. If we succumbed, and tried its liquid satiety, would we so derange as was rumoured to happen? At night, on this same day, we staked our sanity by sipping from the sea. Its briny granules scathed our moistureless tongues. We were sickened to deliria.

My son had developed what I deemed as flu, for he shook, coughed, and crackled with phlegm when he whispered. All throughout the night, I clenched him, and was unremitting in my zeal. His arms were laming, and his vocal tenor was subding fast. Keening and kissing him time after time, he sobbed muter and muter, incapable of dewing tears. My son could not overmaster his bodily anguish. In the morning, I felt his frozen temperature, beheld his porcelain pallor, and heaved at the ineffable temptation. I rejected the conception of sinking my son, and have him drift down fathomless leagues. After what assailed the mariner, it bids fair that my son would be denied the serenity he so deserves. Besides, by staying he can enhearten me from solitude…and appease my stomach instead with just one bite…or two.

I have since deserted any scruples towards the fever in the sea. If anything, I bathe myself in its maddening delight. In theory, brisking me hellwards. Indeed, I now believe that such places exist. Not from divine clarity, or a godly revelation. No. My faith is in hopes of happier tidings having sent my loves heavenwards. Delirious I may be, but I am not shameless or remorseless enough as to think I belong with them. My hereafter lies with atoning for a sin comparable to Saturn’s.

Will they both forgive my desperation for convincing me to do so? If they are of like mind to me, then I doubt it. Why else would I have rid them of their names?

As I pine and waste away, I wonder how the rest of the world fares. Humans must be on an identical, purgative trajectory.

For a while, I heard muffled whistles, saw dotted squadrons unleash tenuous things, shaped as inverted birds, whereupon Satan’s boletes mushroom. No more does this occur at present. There is but an inquietude stilling what subsists. In a few hours, I hazard that I may be the loneliest survivor left. The least enviable wretch to have ever lived.

There are 8 countries that can produce jet engines. Some of the leaders of these 8 are the USA, some European countries and Russia.

This is part of a turbine blade on a modern Rolls Royce turbine engine . You’ll notice the channels in the blade. These channels are supposed to help cool the blades to about 1100 degrees F. That’s not the hard part of making turbine blades, though.

You see, turbine blades are actually called ” crystals “, given the grain structure of the metals. In early jet engines, due to the extreme heat and early jet engine knowledge, the metal grain would cause the fan blades to “creep” over time. Essentially, impurities in the type and grain structure of the metal would cause the metal to essentially separate at the molecular level .

To solve this, a special manufacturing process was created to essentially align the grain so that it was actually a crystal. For those who know anything about crystals, as long as a force is applied in the same direction as the grain of a crystal, they are generally very resistant to breakage.

Similarly with a jet engine, the force a fan blade must withstand is generally along one axis – away from the plane of rotation, since centrifugal force is the largest force at play.

Making these crystals is an extremely difficult process and is one of the reasons why so few countries build jet engines. It is without a doubt one of the most difficult things for humanity to do. Yes, it is even comparable to space travel.

“This Mistake Will DESTROY Us For Decades” – Richard Wolff’s Dire Warning

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Yodeling Fish: A Tale of Hypnotic Harmonies and Aquatic Antics

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale so peculiar, so whimsical, that even Sir Whiskerton’s monocle nearly fell off in disbelief. Today’s story is one of yodeling fish, hypnotic melodies, and a farmyard full of animals suddenly obsessed with synchronized swimming. So, grab your sense of wonder and a pair of flippers (just in case), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Yodeling Fish: A Tale of Hypnotic Harmonies and Aquatic Antics.


The Mysterious Arrival

It all began on a crisp autumn morning, as the farm pond shimmered under the golden sunlight. Sir Whiskerton, ever the observant feline, was perched on a rock near the water’s edge, pondering the meaning of life—or perhaps just the meaning of breakfast. Suddenly, a strange sound echoed across the pond.

“YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO!”

Sir Whiskerton’s ears perked up. “What in the name of catnip was that?” he muttered, adjusting his monocle.

“Catnip!” echoed Ditto, his ever-loyal sidekick, who had a habit of repeating the last word of Sir Whiskerton’s sentences.

The sound came again, louder this time, and soon the pond was alive with a chorus of yodeling. Three fish, each with shimmering scales and tiny lederhosen, had appeared in the water. Their voices were hypnotic, their harmonies flawless, and their yodeling… well, it was something else entirely.


The Hypnotic Effect

Within moments, the farm animals began to gather at the pond, drawn by the strange and enchanting music. Doris the Hen was the first to succumb. “Cluck! Cluck! YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO!” she squawked, waddling into the water with surprising grace.

“Grace!” echoed Harriet, following her leader.

“Leader!” added Lillian, fainting dramatically into the pond.

Soon, Rufus the Dog was paddling in circles, Porkchop the Pig was doing the backstroke, and even Ferdinand the Duck—who prided himself on his operatic quacks—was belting out yodeling tunes. The farm had turned into a synchronized swimming extravaganza, and Sir Whiskerton was not amused.


Sir Whiskerton Investigates

“This is highly irregular,” Sir Whiskerton declared, pacing along the pond’s edge. “Fish do not yodel. Fish do not wear lederhosen. And fish certainly do not hypnotize entire farms into performing aquatic ballets!”

“Ballets!” echoed Ditto, splashing his paws in the water.

Sir Whiskerton narrowed his eyes. “We must get to the bottom of this. Are these fish aliens from another dimension? Are they escaped circus performers? Or are they simply… very talented aquatic musicians?”

With Ditto in tow, Sir Whiskerton began his investigation. He interviewed the yodeling fish, who responded only with more yodeling. He consulted Bartholomew the Piñata, who offered the cryptic advice, “Sometimes, the pond is deeper than it appears.” And he even enlisted the help of Chef Remy LeRaccoon, who suggested the fish might be the result of a failed experiment involving glow-in-the-dark pickles and a tuba.


The Aha! Moment

After hours of pondering (and pond-dwelling), Sir Whiskerton had his breakthrough. “These fish aren’t aliens or circus performers,” he announced. “They’re just… weird. And they’ve brought their weirdness to our farm.”

“Weirdness!” echoed Ditto, wagging his tail.

Sir Whiskerton continued, “But their yodeling has a purpose. It’s not just random noise—it’s a call to embrace the strange, the unusual, and the unexpected. Life is more fun when you let go of your inhibitions and dive into the weirdness.”


The Hurdle

Just as Sir Whiskerton was about to deliver his findings, a new problem arose. The yodeling fish had grown so loud that the farmer, who had been napping in the barn, woke up in a panic. “What in tarnation is going on out here?” he shouted, stumbling toward the pond with a pitchfork in hand.

The animals, still under the fish’s hypnotic spell, continued their synchronized swimming, oblivious to the farmer’s confusion. Sir Whiskerton realized he had to act quickly before the farmer decided to “fish” for answers—literally.


Overcoming the Hurdle

With a flick of his tail, Sir Whiskerton devised a plan. He enlisted the help of Jazzpurr the Beatnik Cat, who brought his bongo drums to the pond. “If we can’t stop the yodeling, we’ll drown it out with some groovy beats,” Jazzpurr said, tapping out a rhythm.

The combination of bongo beats and yodeling created a cacophony so bizarre that it broke the fish’s hypnotic spell. The animals stopped swimming and blinked in confusion. “What just happened?” Doris asked, shaking water from her feathers.

“Feathers!” echoed Ditto, shaking himself dry.


The Resolution

With the spell broken, Sir Whiskerton addressed the yodeling fish. “Your music is… unique,” he said diplomatically. “But perhaps it’s time to tone it down a bit. After all, not everyone appreciates a daily yodeling concert.”

The fish nodded (or at least, they bobbed in the water) and promised to limit their performances to weekends. In return, Sir Whiskerton agreed to let them stay in the pond, where they could continue to spread their peculiar brand of joy.


The Conclusion

As the sun set over the farm, the animals gathered for a celebratory feast. The yodeling fish provided the entertainment, their harmonies now softer and more melodic. Sir Whiskerton lounged on his favorite rock, reflecting on the day’s events.

“Sometimes,” he mused, “the weirdest things in life are the ones that bring the most joy. Embrace the strange, and you might just find yourself having the time of your life.”

“Life!” echoed Ditto, curling up at Sir Whiskerton’s feet.


The Moral

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Life is full of surprises, and sometimes the strangest ones are the most delightful. Whether it’s yodeling fish, hypnotic melodies, or a farmyard full of synchronized swimmers, embracing the weird can make life more fun. So, the next time you hear a strange sound or encounter something unusual, don’t be afraid to dive in—just make sure you’ve got your flippers ready.


The End.

I have to say that if I attribute this to a cultural issue, it might offend a lot of Indians. But don’t you realize that the entire Indian elite, and even the Indian government, they all have an opportunistic mindset?

Yes, that’s right… Indians regard themselves as the leaders of the Third World countries, yet they haven’t made any significant contributions to these countries. At the same time, with this status, they show off or make threats in front of the Anglo-Saxons, trying to get more benefits from them.

The same goes for the Indian business community. They always want to use their so-called “cleverness” to obtain benefits from others that they haven’t really earned through proper efforts.

They always like to brag about themselves, never want to bear any costs, but still expect to gain extra benefits. This is essentially a cultural problem.

Looking at the world, Westerners were able to dominate modern world history because they paid a mortality rate of over 40% during the Age of Exploration to expand their living space around the world. A hundred years ago, the Russians paid the price of tens of millions of lives to maintain their status as a major world power up to now.

However, the Indians, they don’t want to do anything. They always brag about being the world’s largest democracy and use the propaganda of democracy to cover up all the social contradictions… The women’s revolution, the environmental sanitation revolution, the ideological revolution, the caste revolution, the land revolution… All these social revolutions require paying a heavy price in lives. I don’t think the Indians can bypass these issues.

Yes, a country can’t achieve better development with an opportunistic mindset.

Japan Just Sent a Terrifying Warning: US Debt Rejected For China’s RMB Bonds!

The best thing anyone ever taught me in a recovery program was this.

“You’re life is a mess because you are a mess. Straighten yourself out and everything else will be ok “

I was furious! My career was destroyed, my marriage, my health and finances. All because of addiction.

I was in a panic. Desperately trying to fix everything around me. I wasn’t fixing me though.

So what I did was take a low level easy job for two years. Just worked on me. Meetings, the steps, a good counselor, a psychologist.

Got as physically, mentally, emotionally, and yes…spiritually healthy as I could get.

Things took off like crazy after that. I went back into my career. Electronics. Excelled. Got promoted, promoted again. Started a side business. Invested.

Im retired and very wealthy now.

Get yourself straightened as best you can.

Not only will you have a great career.

Your family and personal relationships will be great. Your overall health. Your finances. Your relationship to society and the community. Everything.

You have only one real problem in your life. That problem is you. Everything else is just what’s going on around you.

Before I get jumped on in the comment section.

Yeah. I’ve lost both parents since I’ve been straight. Cheating spouse. I survived cancer. Went through 911, Superstorm Sandy, the 2007 financial crisis.

Being well on every level let me breeze through all that. Yeah. It hurts and was scary at times. I have the ability to not only not be hurt or destroyed by those things but to use for my own and everyone’s benefit.

Get well. Live a great life. Help others do the same.

Given Up

Submitted into Contest #279 in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth. view prompt

Ghost Writer

“It has been eighteen months since my last traveling companion was speared through the chest by a white tail deer. I told him to wait before tracking an injured animal when hunting with a bow. He didn’t listen and the deer charged him, pinning him right up against a tree. I followed the boy’s scream through the woods. I knew he had to be injured, but I wasn’t expecting him to be gored by a deer. He was lying against the tree, coughing up pink, frothy blood with terror and shock in his eyes, blood pouring profusely from his wounds. There was nothing I could do for him. He was going to die. We both knew it. If bullets hadn’t been a thing of the past, I would have put the boy out of his misery. The best I could do was hold his hand and stay with him until he passed on. Watching someone die is an emotional experience, but by that point in my life, it was what it was. I left his body where it lay and tracked down the deer.“He was the last person I have seen alive in the last twenty-three months, since the day my wife died from an infected cut on her leg. He was a teenaged boy who lost his parents to starvation. He was wandering the desolate landscape trying to stay alive for the sake of staying alive. I guess that was all we were doing together, but it was better than doing it alone. A year and a half of solitude is a long time. A stimulating conversation to remind me that I’m more than an animal driven by the instinct to survive would be wildly welcomed, laughter and the warmth of comradery even more so.“I could very well be the last man alive. I have no way of knowing for sure. I’ve traveled the U.S. extensively, looking for others, hoping for a small community wanting to repopulate the nation and reestablish a functional society. I’ve sent out radio messages at every radio station I’ve come across. I’ve sent out word on trucker call boxes across the country. Neither have yet to result in a response. Yet here I am on old KLSK Flagstaff, Arizona, putting out the word that I am here, as I have been for two days now, trying to reach someone, anyone. So, if you are in the area, and you happen to be listening, stop by. Say hi. I have whiskey. Now, for my listening pleasure, here is Linkin Park with Given Up.”Charlie calls up the heavy-hitting song and hits play. He slaps the mic, and it swivels out of his face. As guitar riffs flood the room, he grabs his whiskey and pushes away from the desk, rolling to the other side of the room, crashing into the cabinets behind him. He lunges to his feet and pours the whiskey straight down his throat, a trick he learned in college during his beer bong days. He begins kicking over and throwing everything not nailed down, screaming along with the vocals. As the song comes to an end, Charlie hurls the desk chair through the sound engineer’s window, glass shattering everywhere. He stands there looking at the destruction he caused with a smile, breathing heavily. Slowly his countenance fades.For a moment he felt better, but the release of pent-up anger was fleeting. Now he just feels sad, depressed, fatigued. He takes a long chug off the bottle of whiskey and moves over to the window, glass crunching beneath his boots. He pulls a large chunk of glass from the window frame and examines it closely, as if he’s trying to unlock the mystery of its composition. Without taking his eyes off the piece of glass, he backs up to the desk and climbs up on it, sitting with his legs crossed. He sits his bottle of whiskey down and grabs the mic. Switching back to on air, Charlie begins to speak.“After the bombs were dropped and millions of lives were extinguished, I thought I was lucky. I thought I was even luckier to avoid the fallout and radiation sickness. I felt lucky to have survived the cannibals and the gangs that emerged when food, water, and manufactured goods became scarce. Even as the love of my life lay next to me dying, I felt lucky that it was her and not me. How horrible is that? A better man would have been willing to trade places with her. All I could think about was that I didn’t want that suffering, I didn’t want to die. I thought, better her than me. Isn’t that terrible?”Was I truly lucky though? Almost two years later and do I feel lucky? No, I no longer feel so lucky. I feel I have been set up by some higher being for some sort of sadistic punishment that I can no longer bear, fated to walk this desolate world alone.”Charlie pauses and takes a swig of whiskey. He looks at the piece of glass again. He looks away and thinks for a moment. Then he continues to speak.“Even the simplest organisms strive to survive, if for any reason to reproduce. I don’t even have that motivation anymore. Why didn’t my wife and I do that? Why didn’t we just settle down and have children? At first, there were some remnants of society left, a society we didn’t see fit to raise a child in. I guess we felt it necessary to find a place where child rearing was less dangerous. I don’t know. What I do know is that the thought of the responsibility of repopulating the Earth falling squarely on our shoulders was the farthest thing from our minds. Now, with her passing, it is too late. I could keep going, but to what ends,” Charlie says, once again looking at the piece of glass in his hand.

“I’ve been wandering the world for too long. Hunger and thirst are my companions. Exhaustion is my closest friend. Death nips at my heels with every step I take. I feel I’m just prolonging the inevitable,” he says, as he calls up Green Day’s Good Riddance and hits play. He takes one final swig of whiskey for courage. He puts the glass on his wrist and closes his eyes. A loud knock comes from the studio’s back exit. Charlie opens his eyes.

Oh, I’m no billionaire, but hey, even I could afford Donald Trump’s shiny new ‘gold card.’

Tempting? Not in the slightest.

The first thing that comes to mind? Those charming WWII-era Japanese American internment camps. Nothing screams “welcome” like the thought of having your assets seized, being shipped off to a barbed-wire paradise, and picking cotton while the world watches.

And let’s be honest, if tensions between China and the U.S. escalate (which, let’s face it, some folks seem to be working overtime to ensure), this ‘gold card’ might just come with a one-way ticket to history repeating itself. Hard pass!!!

I have to admit, Donald Trump is nothing if not cunning—selling a $5 million ticket to what could very well be a future camp. In Germany, they had a name for such places: concentration camps. In America, they prefer terms like “quarters,” “internments,” “relocation,” or “incarceration camps.”

Japanese Americans living and working during WW2 in paradise.

AMERICAN WOMEN POURING THEIR HEARTS TO CHINESE FRIENDS ON REDNOTE CHINESE TRADITIONAL REMEDIES

You would know enough history to understand the tragic story of the Native Americans

It was their land that has formally become the United States of America

They are in a minority

They live in closed off reservations, trying hard to assimilate with the general population

Today most Native Americans regard themselves as American and don’t consider the Anglo Saxons and Caucasians as Invaders

They are all American

They had a bad deal

All the Oil, all the resources, the lands, plantations – it belonged to them and they were chased away and herded into reservations

They are Judges, DAs, ADAs, Congressmen, Aldermen and State Senators now

It is not inconceivable that one of the native Americans could one day be the US President

Now if the Native Americans have moved on, is it not time that you guys move on as well?

Hindus are in the majority despite all these invasions

Even if the Mughals were invaders, the fact is the Hindus have full unrestricted freedom in Indian lands and don’t live in reservations

It is over

Whatever happened, Hindus have survived and are in control of their own lands

This thing of focusing repeatedly on past history and using it to shape present policy – it is not just unproductive but also dangerous

Imagine if someone in the States starts preaching dangerous stuff to the Black communities about Slavery and the Native Americans about the atrocities they suffered

It could lead to momentous problems and even possible civil war

So why this constant reference to something that happened in the 1600s or whenever the Mughals invaded?

It’s done with

It’s a part of history that will remain etched forever

The question is, using these references to blame the present generation of Muslims is moot and unproductive

They don’t serve any purpose beyond inciting anger and creating a divided society with mistrust

Why this obsession with history?

India is such a poor country with so many problems to solve

In such a situation, the best thing for India is to focus on something that unifies India

Referring to past history and using that to shape present day policy – that’s a degree of backwardness that isn’t a feature of major emerging nations or developed nations

The answer to your query is – the mughals don’t exist now

You don’t see prosperous European nations talking about Genghis Khan or Attila and shaping their future policies based on that history

It’s why they are so successful

Even the African nations don’t talk so much about the ivory hunters or slavers these days

Only India appears obsessed with islamic history and using it to blame present generation Muslims, living in India

Yet another sign of the backwardness I mentioned that seems to hamper India everywhere these days

A lady came into the store where I worked and put what appeared to be a $20.00 bill down for gas.

I picked it up and then asked her if she wanted her change. She replied: “It’ll hold the full $20.00.” I immediately realized that she didn’t know that she had put down several bills stuck together.

I held up a finger (which made her pause) and flipped her $20 over and showed her how she had handed me not one, not two, but three $20 bills that had been stuck together.

Her eyes grew large and she looked at me a moment. “You could have…” I smiled and replied: “Yeah, but let’s not think about that.” It was a matter of honor and doing what was right. I don’t know if that ever got back to my supervisor or not. I was able to sleep that night knowing I had done the right thing.

IM BLOWN AWAY! First Time Hearing Boston – More Than a Feeling (Official HD Video)

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