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Sometimes, you just have to dance it out

When I lived in Indiana we owned a ski boat. It was 18 foot long, with a “pass though” front to the bow. And had a nice Bikini top for when it rained. Slick and new.

We named it “Going coconuts”

We stored it at a lake about an hour drive away. And we would use it often enough, but ownership of a boat is an expensive activity and we wasted a whole lot of money on that toy. Eventually we sold it at a loss.

We were warned against buying it, but we didn’t heed those warnings.

*sigh*

Nothing too much else to say about that.

Don’t ever buy a boat.

Move to a different place and thrive there. Don’t buy expensive toys as a distraction from things that are missing out of your life.

I say.

Today…

My mom’s brother, my Uncle Bob, was very happy when he had his first great-grandchild: a beautiful little girl named Shea.

Anyway, lots of folks have great-grands, but she was a bit different in that ALL of this little girl’s great-grandparents were still alive and with their original spouses! Also, her “plain old grandparents” were ALSO still alive and with their original spouses! AND, they all lived in the same area. She was about to become the most spoiled little girl in Texas!

The problem was, what does she call all these people? She could say, “grandpa,” and that could be six different people! So they did what any self-respecting Southern family would do. They had a huge family cookout and sat down to figure out “who was who.”

My Uncle Bob got assigned “Papa” and my Aunt Teddie got “Gigi (great-grandmother)” They decided that they needed to strictly (as strict as any grandparents could even BE, anyway) enforce the assigned names, so when Shea started calling Uncle Bob “Gampaw,” (that’s what she heard her parents call him. The name ‘Grandpa’ was *ahem* ‘grandfathered in’) he would always correct her and say, “I’m Papa, Sweetie.”

Guess what she started calling him. You guessed it…

Papa Sweetie.

From then on, it was game over. He was Papa Sweetie to everyone. He’d take her out to the Sonic by his house to get her french fries (her favorite) and to the workers and the manager, he wasn’t Mr. Bob anymore, he was now Papa Sweetie. At church, he was Papa Sweetie. Even Aunt Teddie started calling him Papa Sweetie. All the grandkids too.

He was quite happy with that nickname.

Woman Died & Learns We Have It Completely Backward

Going right back to Bank of America (BOA) – which I responded in regards to the credit card issue (you can find this one easily via my profile).

Commercial Account – Had BOA for several things – including one for Payroll.

BOA began charging my employees (even if they had a BOA account) fees to cash their paychecks! Employees complained and bad enough, BOA ‘stated’ it was within their policies on Payroll accounts! I read the agreement, and it was NO WHERE to be found – even in that small tiny print. BOA then claimed “recent policy”, well they never told me about it, nor would they even PROVIDE such proof.

So I closed all the BOA accounts with my business (multi-millions) and went with Wells Fargo.

BOA is no longer permitted to have any rapport with me, after they fired off threatening messages on both my Business and Residential home answering machines (which were recorded and used in court). The Judge imposed a “Restraining order”. BOA was retaliating against me because I took my Company’s money and went to their competition!

Texas Chicken-Fried Steak with Cream Gravy

Texas Chicken-Fried Steak

Yield: 6 large servings (2 pieces each)

Ingredients

Steak

  • 3 pounds 1/2 inch thick round steak
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 teaspoon black pepper
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • Vegetable oil (corn, peanut, safflower oil) for frying*

Cream Gravy

  • 1/4 cup pan drippings
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 3 cups warm milk
  • Salt
  • Black pepper

Instructions

Steak

  1. Trim the fat off the meat, remove the bone and cut the meat into 6 equal size pieces. Use a meat mallet to pound the steaks on both sides, until they are 1/4 inch thick. Then cut each pounded piece of steak in half (making 12 pieces total).
  2. Combine the flour, salt and pepper in a large shallow bowl. Beat the eggs and milk together well in another large shallow bowl.
  3. Dredge the steaks in the seasoned flour, coating them well on both sides. Then use the meat mallet to pound the flour into the steaks. Dip the steaks in the egg-milk mixture, then dredge them again in the remaining flour. Set the steaks aside in a single layer on a large piece of wax paper.
  4. Heat the oven to 200 degrees F.
  5. Pour the vegetable oil to a depth of 1/2 inch into 2 or 3 large heavy-bottom skillets (iron skillets are best). You will have to cook the steaks in 2 or 3 batches, depending on the number of skillets you have. Set the skillets over medium heat. The oil will be hot enough for frying when it pops when you sprinkle a few drops of water on it.
  6. Carefully put the steaks in a single layer in the hot oil and cook over medium heat until the bottom side of each steak is golden brown (about 7 to 8 minutes).
  7. Turn the steaks over, cover the skillets, reduce the heat to low and cook until the bottom sides are golden brown and the steaks are tender (about 8 to 10 minutes).
  8. Transfer the steaks to a heatproof platter, cover loosely with aluminum foil and keep them warm in the oven while you cook the remaining steaks and prepare the cream gravy.

Cream Gravy

  1. Pour the remaining oil out of one large skillet into a heatproof bowl or measuring cup, but leave in the skillet any particles of batter that stick to the bottom of the pan.
  2. Return 1/4 cup of the oil to the skillet and stir in 1/4 cup of flour. Cook for about 3 to 5 minutes over low heat, stirring constantly and scraping the bottom of the pan, but don’t let the mixture brown.
  3. Slowly add the warm milk to the pan, stirring with a fork or wire whisk to prevent lumps from forming. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until the gravy is smooth and thick.
  4. Add salt and black pepper to taste.
  5. Serve the chicken-fried steaks with the cream gravy poured over them.

Notes

* Beef suet, lard or solid vegetable shortening are traditionally used for cooking chicken-fried steak

Singaporeans have polarized views on China.

But as time goes by and China becomes stronger, Singaporeans will become more and more pro-China, as can be seen from online comments.

But this is really all political.

For the general public, there is no anti-Chinese sentiment, partly because Chinese Singaporeans have a special racial attachment to China, and partly because China is so far away that there is no geopolitical conflict with Singapore.

Years ago, my wife and I had a garage sale. The neighbors across the street also had a garage sale that day. They had a really cool table that my wife and I both thought was great, but they were asking something like $200 for it (a lot of money for a young couple 40 years ago).

After eight hours, when our neighbor’s sale was ending, we took all the proceeds from our sale, which was something like $123.75, and asked if they would take it for the table. They accepted, and we literally gave them all the money we had made on our sale—including lots of change and lots of $1 bills.

I still own the table.

The Time Capsule Storm

Submitted into Contest #288 in response to: Write a story where the weather mirrors a character’s emotions. view prompt

Kassidy Amaryllis

3500 A.DJupiter looked lovely this time of year. The perfect storm sat in the middle of it and I yearned for chaos like that in my life. As tempting as it was, I was told to never to leave the ship on my own accord.I often spent my time confined to the space craft, while everyone else discovered something important. My people rode the space belts, trying to find habitable planets and profitable minerals. Earth was a dangerous place after the war. It was riddled with radiation. We were forced to leave. I have no memory of such a place.We created a new democracy, a new start. Space held greater things than our planet ever did, we met the extraterrestrials, the multidementionals— though they didn’t frequent too often. Sometimes a person or two would boomerang here and there and it took some bartering with officials to clear things up. The extraterrestrials offered their help when they could. They saw our planet festered with hate and didn’t know how to stop it. They said it spread like a virus, of which was infectious. Greed fell upon my people until there was close to none left.I was tasked with bartering with the multidementionals. It was grueling work. I often saw lives pan out perfectly, or sideways. It was up to us to manage the galaxy. I am from earth, when she was young and before the war snatched it all up. I have to look onward and not behind, our planet was destined for desolation. I pull through, though. This was never a gift. I was taken in the night by extraterrestrial officials. We were to live our lives dedicated to making sure things paved their path according to plan.Our memories were often wiped. Things I didn’t want to remember slipped through the cracks. I didn’t tell people.I stayed on the ship when I had time off, in the sector that managed time travel. I knew we were only supposed to go there when there was a bug in the time line. Sometimes people who were supposed to meet and create new ideas, don’t always meet. We have to intervene. Butterfly Effect up my ass. I was controlled by a system unbeknownst to me, to meddle in the lives of others, we were observers, we fixed the bugs that riddled the maps.The sector I frequented was empty and not activated for use by others for space travel. It was off the route so I got as much time as I needed.I found myself turning the dial while everyone else slumbered, trying to understand why I felt emotions I couldn’t explain. I was of royalty here, I had only just began my journey, and for some reason I was the best at my job, I was recognized often by the extraterrestrial beings. They looked like us, there were so many different species, and they all knew the lore on humans. I was a human who recognized the pattern and the sequences better than the rest of my kind. History felt funny, my concept of it was so vast and misplaced compared to the humans that were living it unbothered.

I debugged human lives, never told when I might be transitioning to the past or present, always told to keep my presence unknown.

The portal to the past opened on my command, I had stripped out of my working attire and into commoners clothes, reminiscent of the decade I was returning to. It was pretty easy to blend in. I didn’t like blending in, I felt like I wasn’t born to blend in.

I stepped through, the fractals of light pixilated around me. The portal closed and disappeared into the necklace I wore around my neck, it was an access point to go back. I knew my coordinates like the back of my hand. I took down my long curls and breathed in deep. It felt interesting wearing sneakers and jeans. The knitted sweater I wore was so thick, it warded off the cold. My necessities were a jacket, a high tech phone, and American currency. I had whatever else I needed that was included in a satchel on my back, it was protocol to leave fully equipped incase you got stranded.

The air felt moist on my skin, under my breath, something that I didn’t understand. I wasn’t familiar with the way water fell from the sky. It perplexed me.

I was left at a bus terminal. I had the coordinates on my device pulled up, so I hopped on a bus that took me into the city. The city seemed tired, and my stomach felt sick. I couldn’t pin point it. I knew I couldn’t stay long.

The rain wept through the clouds above, sunlight peeked in at every possible moment. The clouds were twisting and turning in on each other.  Rainbows arched high. I think I remember enough about rainbows, they looked so etherial. I felt an urge to run to the end of them. I recall something in the earthling lore— something known as YouTube. I was shown the time capsule of that man who was crying with glee as he found the end of one. It was intriguing enough for me, to wonder why rain falls and rainbows shine through tears. The colors were so vivid, compared to what I experienced day to day on my spacecraft. It was torture, to have to pull away every time, after each mission succeeded. I wanted to live in it, I wanted to live how they did, I didn’t want to have to control their lives like scientific puppetry.

The bus slowed, and I got off, near a bundle of food carts. I loved the idea of eating in the past, I couldn’t tell the commoners about my experiences, though. I couldn’t tell officials I was leaving the ship, this was all on my own accord. My secret to keep. I had to do it right.

Foods from different cultures wafted into my direction. I felt myself salivating instantly. How was I to chose? I knew I felt a connection deeper than I could explain, to this place, so could I trust my gut?

I walked up to a shop that sold something called Ramen, the thick broth people sipped on was so invigorating, the scent of unknown meats filled me with excitement.

“I’ll have whatever they’re having!” I told the person behind the counter, as I pointed to the table in the courtyard.

I had watched them collect their food and as they began eating, I knew it was what I needed.

“One Miso Tonkotsu for the lovely lady!” He hollered, as I payed and tipped a generous amount. That was a common thing here.

I stood around the food carts, seeing the families talking and playing in the court yard, as I wished for something different. I knew I was taken in the middle of the night, without my consent. I wish I could change it. I felt like my timeline was taken from me. I knew in another dimension she was probably shining through, doing something she loved, becoming unstoppable. They give you reasons but the reasons were never enough for me.

“We saved you from something that could have been your demise!”

It never sat right.

 

I nearly jumped with glee as they called my order.

“Aurora Jade, your order is ready!”

 

I came to the counter and collected my ramen, which was decorated with with what they called pork belly and soft boiled eggs, though the seaweed was confusing to me. It was green. They said they harvested it from the ocean. It boggled my mind, I had never been to the ocean before.

 

I trailed my way back to a table in the courtyard, the fire was lit and warming the air around me. The sun was low, but still there. Rain and wind were fleeting, the perfect atmosphere, I was told, to eat such a dish. I was lucky to try spirits, this ale was golden and foamy on top. I sat at my table and fell in love all over again. Why can’t I experience this every day? Where was the harm in that? The egg was gooey and golden in the center, the yolk was so soft and buttery. The noodles were chewy, they slurped up well and were freshly pulled.

The broth was thick, unlike other kinds of soups that I have tried prior. I have never tasted something so rich, and to be able to pair it with a Japanese ale, I was in heaven. Compared to the food they served us on the space craft… we should do some better bartering.

 

I was mid slurp into my noodles, configuring these chopsticks in my hands like an uncultured fool. I wasn’t from this timeline, I thought. People could give me grace.

“Excuse me,” A figure behind me said, and I jumped mid air out of my seat. I didn’t know how to react with the outsiders, unless I was told to do so. This was unscripted.

This wasn’t my world. I was to keep prim and proper.

“Um, yes?” I questioned mid chew, shaking like a leaf. What if the officials were here to collect me? No! They couldn’t have, I left no trace, I made sure of it.

“There’s no other seats, do you mind if I sit here?” The voice said. I nodded, the table was big enough to share, and once I realized that it was just an outsider, I knew I was in the clear. I just had to keep on good behavior.

The man sat down, and I shuddered in a way I didn’t understand. Something was taken from me. Somehow, I knew him.

This was the man I came to sit and watch. I accessed the portal, while everyone would be asleep, I would watch for hours, the way he would live his life— listening to music like it changed the world, getting passionate about his friends the world around him.

Oh shit. This is why I’m not meant to frequent this sector. I know I’m not meant to see him. I don’t understand. I began shaking nervously. Tears flooded my eyes. It was strange to happen in a world you didn’t know.

“Are you okay?” He asked, a concerned look fell upon his brow, his blue eyes pierced into mine and I wanted it to stop.

 

Don’t engage with the outside world.

You’re not supposed to engage with the outside world.

Only a second ago, I was just a wallflower, a outsider who frequented this realm at night when I wasn’t supposed to. I was supposed to be an observer, to see the algorithms and put things in place. I was known now. I had broken the moral code of my people.

His hand flew to my arm, trying to steady me. Electricity rushed through. Memories flashed back.

 

“Aurora?”

 

The question was weak on his lips. He was weary, as if he were trying to recall a dream from many moons ago.

I was not supposed to hold onto so many memories, they flooded at speeds I couldn’t decipher. They told me initially that I was fragile, and I was not to be meddling in places I wasn’t supposed to. It didn’t make sense to me, because my whole job was to meddle.

 

Tears flooded down my cheeks, I knew him, the man I watched from afar, being the observer I was, they stole me from him.

“Jed…”

“Where have you been?” He pondered, bringing his hand up to his chin, and then nervously into his hair. Lost in thought.

“I don’t understand, I thought you were dead. And for you to just turn up out of the blue at our favourite spot. What the hell are you playing at?” He paged through his thoughts, trying to piece it all together.

 

I accidentally touched a time capsule from the life that I left behind.

 

“They— they told you I was dead?” I frowned.

I didn’t understand, does that mean they have my name on a headstone? I remember who I was now, but what I was doing was inappropriate and out of line,

“I don’t remember, I don’t remember all of it, it was stolen from me,”

To explain to the boy that I loved as to why I left, I couldn’t. I was supposed to live on while he died in his time line. Thats why they didn’t want me to go back. That’s why I was to follow strict protocol.

My eyes narrowed. Jed was still in awe struck, he kept reaching out, touching my face, grasping at reality.

“You’re not going to believe me, I don’t understand fully myself. I don’t have all my memories.” I said, sternly.

We didn’t have much time, I was only frequenting for the food, the life around me I desperately wanted, until they would come steal me away along with my memories that seeped through the cracks.

I grabbed his hand and pulled him out of his seat. His body fell into mine, and I felt sparks fly, memories began resurfacing and tears flooded again.

The rain poured overhead, we stood our ground as we blurred in with the crowd, the people didn’t care about the showers. We didn’t either, it felt etherial. I felt his breath on my neck.

“This can’t be real, I went to your funeral, I saw your body in the casket, I saw it go underground,” he shuddered, I felt his body trembling as we collided.

My lips parted in shock as I heaved through each breath, trying to understand what they covered up. What did they do? Who did they put underground?

Who was I?

His hand trailed its way towards my waist, and soon I was as close as I could ever be. I felt like I was living in a dream. I could watch it from the portal, at night, while everyone was asleep.

I could dream of having a life— a family that wasn’t stranded on a space craft near Jupiter, being ordered around by beings who said you didn’t matter.

I breathed hard, ragged, the pain in my stomach was longing, the memories on my internal map connected together.

His lips caught mine, the man who I was destined to be with—yet stolen from in the middle of the night— I meddled in the world I felt most familiar with and I accidentally found myself undead in the arms of the love of my life, the person I yearned for beyond words could express. My breath caught in my throat as I remembered what it was like to come home to him, his scent lingered on my skin and his hugs gave me life in my chest. What it felt like to make love, it was distant, but still there. Our hearts beat as one, our minds found the world enticing and we often got lost in the music and beauty around us.

I remembered it. I didn’t want to. I never wanted this, they either faked my death or replaced me with a replica from a multidemetional world.

I hugged him harder and the kiss that tested the waters, the kiss that wondered if this was real, if this was real life happening for the both of us got more intense. It soon became a need. Our kiss breathed sustenance into our souls, something we had forgotten and yearned for long ago— yet we never knew if we could get our fill ever again. We held onto it for dear life, intertwined as one. I didn’t care that I had broken protocols, that I had followed a memory and ended up in the past. I was apart of it again, I was going to fight for him. I could take him with me, hide him from the officials and find a way to work him into the algorithm….

I remembered what was stolen from me, I was human royalty, kissing my long lost soul mate. I could change the path of history for him, I could face the damage.

I could see patterns, sequences that held us together.

I broke the kiss while both our minds went wild, raging with questions.

“I want you to come with me,” I said abruptly, my mind spiraled out of control.

“I don’t know how to explain everything to you, but your time line is almost out of life. It’s going to end soon.” I said, looking around us, to make sure nobody was listening in on our conversation.

His eyes looked tired, worried. Yet somehow he followed along, as if he understood what was to come.

“Jed, I’m not supposed to be here, I will have to go and never come back. If you leave with me now, I don’t know what will happen. I have my own space craft, my own rules, but I do not adhere to them. Come with me and you will leave the fate of this world.”

“I’ll come with you, but first off just let me finish this Gyro.” He said, solemnly.

Of all things to say in dire time, I laughed. Something I hadn’t done in a long time.

We munched on the food in front of us, I finished the last of my ramen and my beer, we talked about what we would be leaving behind.

We walked back, as the rain budged on, leaving us soaked and cold. I showed him the portal, and he didn’t waver.

We entered the portal, knowing that Jupiter looks mighty nice this time of year, the eye of the storm begging for attention. The eye of the storm storing memories and time capsules that were once ours but stolen from us, do we dare test the winds and the waters? Do we brave the storm?

Nice on the surface. Mean to the bone.

It’s unbelievable what people do to each other and think it’s perfectly ok.

I see it on here all the time. It’s usually directed at the poor, working poor, other races, immigrants, addicts, the mentally ill. Just anyone that they don’t like or agree with.

People in this society will go to church on Sunday. Sing loudly to Jesus. Then they will vote yo take away a single Mom’s food stamps because of her bad choices. It wasn’t bad choices. Here husband died in a car accident.

They will go to their $150,000 a year job. Take a Tuesday off to vote for the candidate who proposes to reduce the minimum wage. Feel good about it too. Then complain immigrants are taking our jobs.

People are walking around gleaming with love and kindness on the outside. Inside they will brook delay in laying someone low for no good reason.

One of my favorite lines in the bible is where jesus is calling out the Pharisees.

You den of vipers, you brood of snakes. You swallow the houses of widows and make loud prayers in public to cover it up…….” The Pharisees were the religious scholars and lawmakers. The so called good people. The best of the best.

They had no good will. No love. No charity. No compassion or mercy. Basically they were full of it and didn’t know what they were talking about. We have tons of that in this society.

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It’s a very low probability event, however if Trump did order an invasion:

  1. US would overwhelm every Canadian military base, provincial capital and Ottawa in two days, Canada would offer no resistance to minimize casualties. The US would not have enough ground forces to occupy and physically control more than 20% of Canadian territory.
  2. The PM and Cabinet would fly out to Europe or remote Canadian areas to serve as a government in exile.
  3. Canada would declare Article 5 of NATO and seek assistance from NATO members. The alliance would be tested and either comply or dissolve. Some NATO members may start supplying weapons to Canadian resistance. US would lose all its bases in NATO, and probably many around the world.
  4. Canadian troops would be ordered to evacuate to remote parts of Canada to encamp and begin a long term guerilla war, supported by rural Canadians. The Canadian Armed Forces would swell from 50k to 1 million with volunteers.
  5. Gaining the immediate right to bear arms, all Canadians would arm themselves and start local resistance movements.
  6. US troops would be in constant danger via snipers, sappers and sabotage. Attrition would be high.
  7. Canadian special forces and resistance would cross the border into the US to cause damage to US infrastructure. Throwing the US into darkness and chaos.
  8. In the US, massive protests would break out. There would be enormous, continous, and growing pressure on Trump to halt and withdraw. Trump could find congress and the House turn against him. Certainly in mid-terms and the next election cycle the Republicans would be voted out and the invasion reversed. War reparations would be enormous.
  9. Internationally, the US would be officially declared an imperialist warmongerer and Trump and associates war criminals, liable for prosecution. US would suffer severe economic sanctions by other countries. USD would fall as it would stop being used for all international trade.

The invasion might last a year, possibly two. Rather than a Vietnam or Afghanistan with a long attrition war, this would be a short war with enormous long term economic and political damage to the US. A large number of Canadian deaths would lead to US politicians facing international court pressure and Hague human rights charges. US may be kicked out of all international institutions, UN, World Bank, etc, or they would collapse. Major US banks would be unable to conduct operations overseas, and the US would become an isolated nation over an invasion most Americans would disagree with.

Once the war was over and US troops removed, Canada would become permanently hostile to the US. Canada would build new trading and supply lines to China, Europe, Africa and Middle East. The Canadian-US border would be militarized. Canada could align with BRICS and invite Russian or Chinese bases into Canada.

The US would face a very different world and find the cost of such an invasion highly counterproductive, in fact disastrous. Any sane intelligent person would never contemplate such an invasion, which begs the question of how intelligent and/or sane Trump really is.

Sir Whiskerton and the Mystery of the Dancing Dog: A Tale of Moves, Mayhem, and Feline Ingenuity

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of rhythm, chaos, and one very determined cat. Today’s story is one of dancing dogs, bewildered barnyard animals, and a farm on the brink of becoming a dance floor. So, grab your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Mystery of the Dancing Dog: A Tale of Moves, Mayhem, and Feline Ingenuity.


The Day the Dancing Began

It all began on a sunny morning when Sir Whiskerton was enjoying a peaceful nap on the farmer’s porch. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the farm was its usual serene self—until a loud THUMP-THUMP-THUMP shattered the tranquility. Sir Whiskerton bolted upright, his fur standing on end. “What in the name of catnip is that?” he muttered, his ears twitching in irritation.

He leapt down from the porch and made his way to the source of the noise: Rufus the Dog, who was spinning, twirling, and breakdancing in the middle of the barnyard. “That’s not a dog—that’s a disco ball!” Sir Whiskerton exclaimed, his green eyes wide with disbelief. “And he’s got moves I’ve never seen before!”

The farm animals gathered around, their eyes wide with amazement. “What’s gotten into Rufus?” Doris the Hen clucked, her feathers ruffled. “He’s never danced like this before!”

“I don’t know,” Sir Whiskerton said, flicking his tail. “But we need to find out before the farm turns into a dance floor.”


The Investigation Begins

Sir Whiskerton approached Rufus, who was now performing an impressive moonwalk. “Rufus,” he said, his tone firm but kind, “what’s going on? Why are you dancing?”

Rufus paused mid-spin, his tongue lolling out of his mouth. “I don’t know!” he barked, his tail wagging furiously. “I just woke up like this! I can’t stop! It’s like my paws have a mind of their own!”

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “This is going to be a long day.”

The first step was to figure out what had caused Rufus’s sudden dancing. Sir Whiskerton enlisted the help of Porkchop the Pig, who had a knack for sniffing out trouble—literally. “Porkchop,” Sir Whiskerton said, “we need to find out what’s making Rufus dance. Any ideas?”

Porkchop scratched his head with a trotter. “Well,” he said, “it could be something he ate. Or maybe he stepped in something weird. Or maybe… he’s just really happy?”

Sir Whiskerton raised an eyebrow. “Rufus is always happy. But he’s never danced like this before.”


The Search for Clues

The duo began their investigation by retracing Rufus’s steps. They started at the barn, where Rufus had spent the night. “Did anything unusual happen here?” Sir Whiskerton asked, his keen eyes scanning the area.

“Not that I can think of,” Porkchop said, sniffing around. “Wait a minute… what’s this?”

He pointed to a small, shiny object on the ground. Sir Whiskerton picked it up and examined it closely. “It’s a… glittery dog treat?”

“That’s it!” Rufus barked, mid-pirouette. “I found that treat this morning! It was so shiny, I couldn’t resist!”

Sir Whiskerton’s eyes narrowed. “Where did it come from?”

“I don’t know,” Rufus said, spinning in circles. “It was just lying there, all sparkly and delicious!”

Sir Whiskerton and Porkchop exchanged a look. “This treat is the key,” Sir Whiskerton said. “We need to find out who left it here—and why it’s making Rufus dance.”


The Culprit Revealed

The investigation led them to the edge of the farm, where they discovered a small, makeshift stand. Behind the stand was a familiar face: Mr. Ducky, the farm’s resident sales-duck. “Ah, Sir Whiskerton!” Mr. Ducky said, his eyes gleaming with excitement. “Care to try one of my new Glitter Bites? They’re guaranteed to make any dog the life of the party!”

Sir Whiskerton’s eyes narrowed. “Mr. Ducky, did you give Rufus one of these treats?”

Mr. Ducky nodded proudly. “Indeed I did! I thought he could use a little pep in his step. And look at him now—he’s a regular dancing sensation!”

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Mr. Ducky, your treats are causing chaos. Rufus can’t stop dancing, and the farm is in an uproar.”

Mr. Ducky looked sheepish. “Oh. I didn’t think about that. I just wanted to make a quick profit.”


The Solution

With the mystery solved, Sir Whiskerton and Porkchop set about finding a way to stop Rufus’s dancing. “We need to counteract the effects of the Glitter Bites,” Sir Whiskerton said. “But how?”

Porkchop thought for a moment, then snapped his trotters. “I’ve got it! We’ll tire him out! If we can get Rufus to dance until he’s exhausted, maybe the effects will wear off!”

Sir Whiskerton nodded. “It’s worth a try.”

The duo organized an impromptu dance party in the barnyard, complete with music provided by Ferdinand the Duck on his tiny guitar. Rufus, thrilled by the idea of a dance party, threw himself into the performance, spinning, twirling, and breakdancing with all his might. The farm animals gathered around, cheering him on as he danced.


The Moral of the Story

As the sun set over the farm, Rufus finally collapsed in a heap, panting heavily. “I think… I’m done,” he said, his tail wagging weakly. “That was… amazing.”

The farm animals cheered, and Sir Whiskerton approached Rufus with a smile. “You did it, Rufus. You danced it out.”

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, you just have to dance it out. Whether you’re a dog with a case of the zoomies, a pig with a knack for problem-solving, or a cat with a knack for solving mysteries, it’s important to embrace the moment and let loose. And while chaos may ensue, it’s all part of the dance of life.


A Happy Ending

With Rufus’s dancing finally under control, the farm returned to its usual calm. Mr. Ducky, humbled by the experience, decided to focus on selling less chaotic treats, like plain old dog biscuits. “No more Glitter Bites,” he said, shaking his head. “Lesson learned.”

As for Rufus, he became the farm’s unofficial dance instructor, teaching the other animals his impressive moves. “Who knew I had such talent?” he barked, spinning in circles.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new dances, and hopefully, no more glittery treats. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

A great deal of sadness.

I’m aware that there is a lot more than will power when it comes to weight. Genetics, childhood diets, wealth, society and random chance all play a role. The weight of a human being is not necessarily within their control. I know that if my parents had given me an atrocious diet when I was young, and I was 120kg by the time I was 18, I’d likely be permanently screwed. The stats on long term weight loss through diet and exercise alone are appalling – very, very few succeed. The body fights you ever step of the way – from an evolutionary perspective, your body is geared to keep fat for famine times. When we evolved, approximately 500,000+ years ago, food was so scarce and supply so unpredictable, that any fat deposit was crucial to keep, because it could mean the difference between life and death.

Well, genetically, we are almost identical to our ancestors on that savannah plain. Our bodies DO NOT want us to lose weight. Once you’re a certain size, good luck trying to get a great deal thinner permanently.

Now, it is possible to lose weight through starvation. The laws of physics cannot be denied. More energy expended than taken in, will result in weight loss. But it’s impossible for many to keep it up. You have to put yourself in a caloric deficit for months, years and then when you reach an ideal weight, permanently modify your diet to maintain a strict balance, all the while parts of your brain are screaming at you, compelling you, to eat food which is readily available. You are constantly, agonisingly tempted, and will be, every single day, for the rest of your life.

The only morbidly obese people I can’t get along with are those who are 200+ kgs and think that it’s a healthy weight, that it’s a weight they should be at, and that I’m discriminating against them by stating basic medical facts. Extreme weight is correlated with OSA, with diabetes, with heart disease, with hypoventilation syndrome, with a propensity for cellulitis and skin infections, with steatohepatitis (which can lead to cirrhosis), and with early onset osteoarthritis.

Does every single obese patient have diabetes? No. But a lot of them do, and the rate rises with the length of time they spend at that weight. And we know for a fact that it causes early onset osteoarthritis. Except for extreme athletes, no one else gets bad osteoarthritis at a young age, except the extremely obese. I’ve seen 30 year old obese patients come in with crippling knee pain and they wonder why – and some get offended when I say, simply, that it’s increased mechanical wear and tear due to their weight. The knee isn’t supposed to support all that excess weight – it’s just a fact. More weight = more force on the knee. It’s not discriminatory to point out the laws of physics.

When I see a morbidly obese patient, I genuinely do think – there but for sheer dumb luck go I. I realise that, had I had different parents, a different childhood, different genetics, I could have ended up in their shoes. I don’t think of them as lesser human beings. But even if their weight is not their fault, it’s still not good to be at that size. When I say obesity is bad, I’m not saying the Obese PERSON is bad. The CONDITION, which is SEPARATE from the person, is bad.

German here. Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Things are a bit more complicated then it might first appear for US-citisens:

First of all, I disagree with boycotting US-goods. I love the USA, and I had only good experience when I travelled there. I don not want the Average Joe to suffer!

However, there have been surprisingly few US-goods in Europe to begin with. The inbalance is striking!

Most of US produced food is literally illegal in the EU market, because it is highly processed with chemicals and other adds that violate the strikt, very high regulations of European food laws. For example, US “bread” (usually toast) is not allowed to be called “bread” at all for it contains high amounts of sugar.

Second, you need to realise that all the Western food you know is based on European food culture. Why should “we” – as in Europe – import US-made pasta, yoghurt, sausages, dips, wine, etc ? All of these food was invented resp. created in Europe, we produce them for hundreds, sometimes thousands of years.

This is a typical, rather small vine selection in an average French supermarket:

Wine from France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Germany, maybe even Croatia or Hungary. There is ZERO market for California wine (which is surprisingly good quality but hardly to be found anywhere in Europe).

Here you have an image of an average beer selection in an average Bavarian (Southern German) liquor store:

Again, there is now demand at all for US brews, that also violate the German “Law of Beer Purity” (Reinheitsgebot) from 1516.

You do find small sections of “US delikatessen” (junk food) which is sold as a joke for themed parties or for homesick expats. They are bought not on a daily base, but for special occasions, and are rather costly in comparison.

Aside food, anyway most “typical US items” are not produced within the USA anymore.

Blue Jeans: The most dominant symbol of American culture might have an US-label, but is made today in Mexico, the Phillipines and other low-salary places directly for the EU market. Aside that, there are excellent European companies to produce high end Jeans. Like this “Mustang” from Germany.

Companies like Apple (see map) or Microsoft do not produce in the USA but usually in Asia. Its commonplace knowledge.

Cars: US-American cars are notorious for their low quality and their high gasoline consumption. Furthermore, there is no “glam” with US cars, with the exception of oldtimers. European brands sell a story, a message. It might be false advertisement, but still you define your character by what brand of a car you are buying.

Harley Davidson: Still the non plus ultra of motor bikes, however those EU countrys whichs societies are generally spoken rich enough to afford such high end vehicles, are not suitable for the classic Route 66 cruising: Both by geographics and climate. So yes HDs are sold as a symbol of status, but the numbers decline and have been much lower then in the USA to begin with.

Whisky: Bourbon is widely seen as an inferior party drink for young people, mainly used for cocktails or long drinks. Jack Daniels and Jim Bean are laughably bad quality. You cannot drink them pure or on the rocks. Of course there are many excellent destilleries in the USA, however we compare to Europe, with Ireland, Scotland, and many more countries that destill whisky – even the “American Style” whisky. Plus, there is Canada for future imports.

Pharma: The largest international pharma conglomerates are in Europe. The best research too. While in the USA it is unfortunately very common to sell addictives or placebos, the EU is highly regulated (but not regulated enough in my eyes). Companies like Bayer produce for Europe, Africa and Asia. We do not need the products of unreliable US companies, that are partially owned by European Big Pharma anyway…

So in summary: The weird Orange Man surely believes the USA are the greatestest country in the world. However, the rest of this planet does not require or need its products. Especially in Europe, all “you” could over we already have for hundreds of years in much better quality, locally made, cheaper. We either own the companies you think are “American”, or have easy ways to replace your items with those made in other countries.

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Having known numerous pairs of identical twins over decades, I – and no doubt many others – have a little something to say on the matter.

I have had no less than 3 girlfriends who were identical twins, by pure coincidence – I didn’t seek them out or anything. 🙄🙂

While working with a Tool Hire company we interviewed a few young guys for a position one Saturday. The Director and I agreed on the decision that a young man named Tim was the best choice. Later that day I happened to spot Tim in the town and said Hi. He completely blanked me. This was the same guy I’d thought was so nice and polite at the interview, and now he looked at me begrudgingly, ignored me and walked on with his friends. I told the Director we’d probably made the wrong choice but he said Tim was due in on Monday to formalise things

When Tim arrived, back to his smiling self, I made a comment about him ignoring me on the Saturday. He looked blank and said he didn’t go onto the town Saturday. I continued to probe until he finally smiled broadly and announced he was an identical twin and i must have seen his brother.

To keep this short I’ll just day despite my doubts, Tim was telling the truth.

Here’s my point: At first I couldn’t tell Tim or Paul apart even if they were side by side. Then after I got to know them I could tell them apart but only if they were both there. Then I reached what I call Stage 3 – I can *easily* tell whether I see Paul or Tim even when they are alone.

I’ve come to realise its exactly the same with the girlfriends, with my students, with anyone.

At first you see only *similarities* which is why some “western” people say all Chinese people look the same – of course they don’t! Once you’ve got over looking at similarities you start to see the differences.

Anyone can do it.

“More Than a Feeling” by Boston – Analysis of Brad Delp’s PHENOMENAL Vocals

We had an officer in my department who was qualified in many ways but he was an immigrant and just could not get through the probation period due to language issues. He did everything else great but he just couldn’t write the reports, we were still hand writing them back then. They had to let him go.

He took a different job transporting prisoners and went to school.

A couple of years later he came back, reapplied and was hired again. He worked the rest of his career as a police officer with our agency.

There was a guy who really wanted to work for us.

Well, the deal is for a majority stake in Hutchinson Port Holdings’global port assets ex-china, not just Panama.

The problem is the buyer being Blackrock, which is the world’s largest asset manager by far.

Now, imagine Blackrock instituting a tiered port fee for Chinese-owned or built vessels, or a go-slow policy for the same.

Is that a probable scenario, with the political backing of Washington?

Methinks yes.

There is a non-zero risk of America disrupting Chinese trade beyond America.

Note we are talking about tens of millions in annual TEU throughput.

It’s not as simple as it sounds, taken together.

Storm Harvest

Submitted into Contest #288 in response to: Set your story during — or just before — a storm. view prompt

Nicholas Leacock

I was crouched on all fours. Forced to. My hands pressed against the cold, flat limestone ground that represented a perfect microcosm of the entire barren island.All my senses were piqued as I tried to figure out if the gale was done or if it was gearing up for another assault. It had scooped me off my feet and dropped me within three metres of the cliff edge. Mid-air, fear hit me with the cold belief that death was a certainty. A warning? Or was that the extent of its capability? I listened for variations in the howling and whistling, gauging how it buffeted my heavy rucksack, wondering if it was safe to get up and keep pressing on to the drop point.In the forced pause I noticed what was developing in the sky. That’s when I realised—as vicious as the wind’s attack may have been, it was only a harbinger of what was to come.Admittedly, it was somewhat foolhardy to have been so close to the edge. Doubly so to keep pushing on…knowing what was coming. But the reason I’d maintained a flawless delivery record over my five years with The Agency was because it took more than a little adverse weather to stop me. That, and perhaps the aforementioned foolhardiness…or was it dedication? I could never be sure.Reaching one hand back to grab my rucksack provided me psychological reassurance that the package inside was still safe. I rose carefully to my feet and, grabbing my shoulder straps, pushed on across the southernmost tip of the island, parallel to—and now twice as far from—the cliff edge. I guess I wasn’t that foolhardy after all. 

I had checked the forecast beforehand of course; my mistake was in not checking three. It’s rare, but not impossible, that a gale develops without your chosen weather source knowing about it. Furthermore, we all know of locations resistant to human prediction of atmospheric changes. The Aran island of Inishmaan is one of them. This was unfortunate, I thought, as I glanced at the sky.

 

They call it a thunderhead. A towering flat-topped mass that seemed to be fashioning an anvil for the God of Thunder to bring his hammer crashing down onto. It had to have rebuilt itself in tandem with every step I took along the stark plateau, because I swear it was nothing but a harmless fluffy thing half an hour earlier. Of course, it was mirroring my progression precisely, clearly heading directly to my destination. The cloud was that massive it eclipsed the setting sun, so darkness dropped in twice as fast.

 

My calculations told me I had roughly two kilometres to go, which would feel like four if the wind didn’t ease up. The package wasn’t that heavy, but the belligerent bluster made my rucksack feel like a small boy had stowed away in it. I yanked back the sleeve of my rugged olive parka checking the outsized display on my wrist.

 

Five sixteen. Nineteen minutes to the deadline.

 

Nineteen. I had five times that before my bicycle chain snapped halfway along the planned route. I was forced to ditch the bike and divert off the path (too long to walk), resorting to clambering over dozens of the island’s famous dry-stacked stone walls to implement a ‘short’ cut. Not so bad in essence, except for the wind.

 

Although I was focussed on each hard-earned step, I still noticed the first flashes of lightning in the west out of the corner of my eye. The last lumens of light soon capitulated to darkness, as the atmospheric beast above subdued the entire western panorama above the ocean. Inter-cloud flashes sparked, and jagged arms of light stabbed the ocean.

 

I didn’t care about the rain—my trusty parka was impenetrable—but even if you’d cut me in half at the waist I’d still be the tallest object for kilometres around. Not the best attribute in a thunderstorm. I felt certain I’d reach the drop point in plenty time to shelter, but I still pressed forward even harder against the wind. I’d run if that wouldn’t have made it easier for me to get dashed across the plateau again.

 

With the lashing Atlantic to my left I descended towards the shore on a mix of the odd stepped slabs of rock and finely rubbled slopes. That meant my foot placement had to be extra strategic; a twisted ankle would be a severe setback. I reached behind and plucked my flashlight out of my rucksack’s side pocket, directing the circle of light to the ground.

 

The cloud was invisible now except for bursts of diffuse light and sporadic vein-like extensions thrusting downwards. Lackadaisical cracks and rumbles eventually followed.

 

At the twist of my wrist a low energy blue hue lit up.

 

Five thirty-six. Nine minutes to delivery time. Still no sign of life.

 

I had descended to a point where the cliffs could no longer be called cliffs, drawn to some huge object emerging out of the dark up ahead. It seemed to be down nearer the shore and it swamped me with relief like a friend among strangers. It had to be the drop point. There was nothing else for as far as I could see and I knew the directions pointed to somewhere nearby, right on the coastline. I presumed it was some sort of building, hoped so at least—but then, there were no lights. My flashlight wasn’t powerful enough to illuminate anything yet.

 

As I marched towards it, I considered the strangeness of the job. Normally, extensive instructions were a requirement for a Red Level delivery, but the client—a Dr. Duggan—convinced our order confirmation team that industrial espionage was a real threat. He had sent a paper map by courier asking us not to copy it. I then had to memorise the location. The only other info I got from Matt at dispatch was that the sender was NASA, which we chuckled at.

 

Tastable brine mingled with the faintly scorched air. I was almost at the low rocky shore and the dark structure. I raised the flashlight’s beam but I was still a little too far away. I grabbed my shoulder straps and risked running, making up a few seconds. Clipped strides, heels dug extra hard into the ground. I skidded to a standstill within five metres, the rocks crunching and grating beneath my feet. I felt instantly doubled in weight by what I saw—the ‘building’ was in fact a huge shipwreck.

 

Time check: five forty. In five minutes the deadline would be up, and I couldn’t see any other lights or structures up or down the dark shore.

 

I was about to fail for the first time ever.

 

“Dammit. DAMMIT!”

 

It was no longer about my unblemished record though. I didn’t know what I was carrying, but eighty-two percent of the time a Red Level package meant a life or death situation. I’d never missed one of any level before, not an Orange nor a Yellow. I could blame it on the lack of info, but that didn’t make me feel any better—especially with the recipient being a doctor.

 

Rain dumped instantly, setting off a metallic pattering on the wreck. I felt the pulse in my neck joining in, battering my jugular. It increased when I heard—

 

“Are ye planning to just stand there the whole night, Lad?”

 

I spun around so fast I thought my rucksack would rip off its shoulder straps and slam the stowaway to the boulders. The voice had an echo, so I knew it must have come from inside the wreck.

 

“Dr. Duggan?”

“We can take care of introductions later. Get in here, would ye?”

 

I was flustered, but I felt like I’d just resumed breathing after holding my breath for half an hour. I still couldn’t see anyone though, every hole into the hull only pointed to darkness.

 

“Is that wise? I mean, there’s a vicious storm coming.”

“Is that what all the racket out there’s about? I always knew my doctorate in atmospheric physics was a waste o’ time.”

“Sorry. It’s just…”

“Trust me, Lad. The safest place to be is inside this rust bucket.”

 

Before I could protest further, a loud SPAKT! sounded, along with a prolonged fizzle on the other side of the ship. It came with a brief flash of light and a dump of rain. The light blazed through half of the rust holes in front of me as if the man had let off a flash-bang grenade inside the wreck. I tried to move, but logic wouldn’t allow it.

 

This doesn’t make sense!

 

“Ye don’t want to be outside this ship when the next bolt strikes,” he bellowed, having to do so due to the increasing white noise.

 

“Where do I enter?” I yelled.

“There’s a hole around port side. Hurry!”

 

The rain doubled. I pulled my hood up and crouched as I made for the other side of the wreck, as if that would keep me drier. My foot slipped on one of the hundreds of boulders the size of a curled up Labrador that were gathered around the ship.

 

Another flash, then a boom of thunder that rattled my ribcage, convincing me it would dislodge the seemingly precariously balanced vessel. The wind yanked my hood off; I wrenched it back on again. Rain sliced through the air like rapid repeating guillotines. Boulders shifted or popped away altogether underfoot making me fall shoulder first against the hull more than once.

 

I slipped through the largest rusted-through hole on the port side. Turning the flashlight on the interior showed it to be an indescribable mess of rusted metal in every shape and size you could imagine. My skin tingled unpleasantly at the idea of tetanus, nostrils overwhelmed by what felt like atomised rust scouring my windpipe.

 

“Over here.”

 

I flipped the light in the direction of the voice and was struck with something entirely opposite to the corroded catastrophe to my right. My mouth hung agape taking in lungfuls of ferrous air.

 

It was a huge black orb formed of hundreds of geometrically perfect black triangular panels that resembled plectrums for massive guitars. The structure hinted at NASA-level precision, materials and form, yanking my eyebrows up at the realisation of what I was carrying. It was suspended by more than twenty cables secured to various parts of the hull’s interior, and that interior had clearly been reinforced. A bearded and bespectacled man was standing at the open door that a short set of steps led up to.

 

“Dr Duggan?”

“The same.”

 

Although I had no idea what the orb or its capabilities were, I quickly concluded that this was why he considered it safer inside the ship, because we wouldn’t technically be inside the ship. We’d be protected by an enclosure designed by the same organisation that repeatedly and safely sends humans to space and back.

 

“We really don’t have time, Lad. If ye’re going to be struck by amazement come do it inside, rather than being struck by lightning outside.”

 

I swiftly navigated rusted bars and jutting panels. At the foot of the steps, I pulled my sleeve back, tapped the blue screen of my console and held it out toward him. He rested an index finger on it. The blue turned green and beeped.

 

I climbed into the orb.

 

*

 

Now I was in it I could see it was actually a capsule, not an orb, stretching into the bow of the carcass. The walls and furniture were moulded plastic, all cream and curves with fitted purple cushions. One side of the space was where he slept and ate, lit a faint red. The other side was dominated by a blue-green tinge emanating from dozing laptop screens and other displays and devices I’d never seen before. One green display read, ‘17.2 Kj’.

 

While I shrugged off my rucksack, the Doctor pulled the steps up the same way you would those of a Lear jet, until they were hanging upside down on the inside of the closed door. He flicked some catches which released the steps from the door entirely. He flicked some more and like magic they transformed into a stepladder. I shook my head and smiled—NASA.

 

I handed him the cardboard package. It was roughly the size and weight of two encyclopaedias side-by-side. He ripped it open with some urgency then pulled out a triangular object—one that resembled a large plectrum.

 

“What a sight for sore eyes!” And he smooched it.

 

Dr. Duggan placed the triangular tile on the top of the stepladder, then climbed up. He reached for the ceiling, opening a hatch I hadn’t noticed was there. I also hadn’t noticed how soundproofed the space was until then—thunder boomed in as if the entire storm had been waiting to squeeze in through the hatch and wreak havoc. He climbed until I could only see his legs, taking the tile up with him.

 

After a few seconds he cried, “Dammit!”

“Can I help?”

“No ye’re alright, Lad. It’s just…I’ve only got two and a half minutes or so before the ship’s struck by lightning, and these screws are finicky as all hell.”

 

I frowned and wanted to ask if he was joking. But I’d barely completed the thought before he dropped in the replaced panel, which hit the floor with a thud. It was cracked almost right across. He stepped down, hastily pulling shut the hatch above him and fumbling with the catch.

 

“Phew! Cut it close there!” I didn’t know who he was referring to.

 

He checked his watch, holding up the index finger of the other hand. A few seconds passed—then came two sounds. One was a clap, which—given the soundproofing—had to be that of a mythical giant’s hands hovering directly above the wreck. The other sound occurred concurrently, a high-pitched whistle condensed down to two seconds. Every light dimmed, flickered, then settled back to normal. Dr. Duggan smiled and put his hands down. Both fists now clenched, and even his considerable facial hair seemed to bristle, while his eyes brightened. He could’ve been struck by lightning.

 

“Wait. Did you just predict the time and place of a lightning strike?”

“Awesome, no? Well, I kind of did guide it here. What’s even more awesome is that I’ve just captured nought point one percent of the electrical power of that bolt.”

“I take it that’s a lot?”

“A helluva.”

“That…actually seems impossible.”

“Up until ye brought the new panel…it was indeed.”

“Really? How do you know you succeeded?”

“Well, there’s the fact the lights are still on. And there’s that, “he nodded towards the green display from before. It now read 538.2 Kj. “Five hundred and forty kilojoules,” he sighed, as if recounting how he’d met his first love. “Enough raw power to keep your lights on for months.” He held my shoulders. “Laddie, if ye hadn’t made it here in time, we’d have lost six months of valuable research. That cracked tile took me and NASA by surprise.”

I buzzed with a little—granted, unwarranted—pride.

“NASA. So that’s why the secrecy?”

His enthusiasm waned like the faltering lights did minutes ago. “This location is a closely guarded secret, hence the shipwreck—our competitors have satellite access. The technology I’m working on will benefit more lives than you can imagine. Millions. It being leaked before time would put it in serious jeopardy, hence why you had to sign that NDA before taking this on.”

Standing pretty much to attention, I said earnestly, “You don’t have to worry, Doctor. I’m a professional. I know how to keep my mouth shut.”

He smiled. “Your supervisor assured me you’re the most reliable he had…and its for that reason we’d like you to be our sole delivery agent of the next batch of replacements. We got caught out here; that can’t happen again. Nor can we have a recurrence of this at the other eleven sites we’re operating from worldwide.”

 

“I’d be more than happy to help,” I managed to say, in spite of the huge grin.

We shook hands.

 

*

 

The storm raged on, but rather than the anxiety it roused earlier, I felt calmer as the night progressed.

 

“You must be famished,” the Doctor said, and flicked a switch. A panel slid aside revealing a well-appointed galley kitchen.

 

We discussed details over an amazing spaghetti vongole at an electronically slid-out table, while the storm’s muted rumbles dissipated to a barely noticeable level. He revealed that the capsule was actually named C.A.P.S.U.L.E, an acronym for Capture/Analysis Processing System for Utilising Lightning Electricity. He offered little else about the project of course but we talked extensively about the future deliveries. I ended up sleeping over on his sofa while he worked through the night, energised by the day’s successes.

 

*

 

When I stepped out of the hull’s rusted hole in the morning, after bidding the Doctor farewell for now, it was like the C.A.P.S.U.L.E. had transported me to another land. From east to west the entire sky was a sharp blue. The sea lay as still as sheet glass and seagulls glided without a care while an egg yolk sun pierced the horizon.

 

I grabbed my shoulder straps and started the trek back up the incline toward the clifftops. I glanced back at the wreck. The deep burnt umber mass sat on its bed of starkly contrasting grey boulders. Obvious, yet hidden in plain sight. I smiled. I had perhaps been aa touch foolhardy in my approach, but now, as part of something that would help millions, I knew I could no longer afford to be. I’d made it through the storm, but it seemed there were more adventures to come.

Trump announced a series of military operations against the Houthis on the 15th.

The Yemeni capital has been hit by successive rounds of heavy U.S. airstrikes, which have killed 31 people and injured 101 as of the latest reports.

With this move, Trump aims to take control of all three core global shipping lanes.

The three most critical shipping lanes in the world, the Suez Canal, the Malacca Straits, and the Panama Canal.

Trump could influence the global economy and energy routes by taking firm control of three key sea lanes.

  • The Strait of Malacca has always had a US military presence.
  • Under Trump’s pressure, Panama had conceded defeat and said it would cooperate with the US;
  • Then the most critical is the Suez Canal.

Now Trump has redefined Yemen’s Houthis as a terrorist organization, then in the coming period of time, the United States is bound to carry out military operations in the Red Sea for a long time in the name of counter-terrorism, with all kinds of bombings.

Although the United States can not completely eliminate the Houthi forces, but then the Red Sea will be a war, merchant ships have chosen to stay away from the Suez Canal out of safety considerations, and a number of them will be detoured to Africa, which makes the freight cost several times more expensive.

This will directly lead to the route from Europe to Asia, as well as the energy route from the Middle East to Asia is seriously affected.

And it’s a one-two punch, it weakens Europe, it works with Trump’s energy strategy, it spikes oil prices, and it completely traps Iran …….

Once Trump has taken care of all three major shipping lanes, the threat to China, as the world’s largest trading nation, is self-evident.

The process won’t be smooth though, Trump is facing a bunch of problems right now and the Middle East isn’t as easy to give in to as he thinks.

The current situation is that China is invincible in the near seas and the United States is invincible in the open ocean. Ultimately, the competition between China and the United States will be a competition of military delivery capabilities.

Now China’s 004 nuclear-powered aircraft carrier is already under construction.

004 nuclear-powered aircraft carrier construction is completed, China’s aircraft carrier will begin mass production, 005 nuclear-powered aircraft carrier and 006 nuclear-powered aircraft carrier is bound to synchronize the construction.

And only on this day will China and the United States begin to really enter the critical phase of the global game.

But this speed will be very fast, very fast, because the financial empire has no way to confront the No.1 industrial power head-on, this is common sense. China’s warship construction capacity is 232 times that of the United States.

China’s Shipbuilding Capacity is 232 Times Greater Than That of the United States – Alliance for American Manufacturing
After decades of cutting back on shipbuilding, the United States Navy is attempting to get back up to speed.

By that time, the world will tremble in front of China’s powerful industrial capacity.

Military power is what determines all hegemony.

As long as America’s global military bases remain, American hegemony will continue.

Texas Fruit Cake Cookies

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Ingredients

  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup Crisco
  • 4 eggs
  • 3 tablespoons milk
  • 3 teaspoons baking soda
  • 3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon cloves (ground)
  • 1 1/2 pounds pecans
  • 1/2 pound candied cherries
  • 1/2 pound candied pineapple
  • 1 pound dates, chopped

Instructions

  1. Blend sugar and Crisco.
  2. Add eggs and milk.
  3. Add sifted dry ingredients including spices.
  4. Add chopped fruits, dates and nuts.
  5. Drop by teaspoon onto greased and floured cookie sheet.
  6. Bake at 250 degrees F for 15 minutes on bottom rack and 15 minutes on top rack.

In 2003, I injured my groin, pelvis, and lower back tripping on a rock in a parking lot after dark. I didn’t realize how bad it was. We drove from Idaho to Arizona to help my mom because dad had passed away. When we arrived, I couldn’t get out of the car, so was taken to the ER where the docs said I’d probably never walk again if I rode back home in the car. They gave me plain Tylenol for the intense pain (unmedicated childbirth was easier) and told me to fly home.

While at mom’s, I sat in a recliner and sorted stuff that was brought to me.
When it was time for us to go home, I was taken to the airport where I was wheelchaired to the plane.

I was boarded first, not being able to stand up straight at all, or to walk without assistance. Instead of my economy seat, the flight attendants put me in first class, where they reclined my seat, and very carefully attended to me, including giving me a first class meal that I didn’t expect.

After landing, I was last off the plane. They had a wheelchair waiting for me along with a Skycap to push me. They took me out to where family was waiting, and helped me into the car.

The next day I saw my orthopedist and physical therapist. I was given way stronger meds, put in a special brace, and was on bedrest for six weeks. It took a lot longer to relearn how to walk. Therapy was brutal.

I’m absolutely certain that I would have been in much worse condition if those flight attendants hadn’t been so concerned and taken such good care of me.

Experimental Evidence No One Expected! Is Human Consciousness Quantum After All?

VERY interesting.

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