I am a man, and I grew up as a boy.
Here’s a secret that many of the pink-haired progressives can never relate to. (I say this after nearly two decades of being told that I am “toxic”, and a “loser” and a “no body”.)
I’ll tell you what separates the boys from the girls.
Shovels.
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I have NEVER seen a girl ever use a shovel.
Sorry.
I’ve never seen it.
Ever.
….
Yuppur.
By the time I was 10 year old, I was an expert in shovels.
Snow shovels. Digging shovels. Hole shovels. grain shovels.
Boys know shovels.
Because they USE shovels.
Girls don’t.
…
Not that it is good or bad.
The bad part of that were the blisters.
While all the pretty girls dealt with other issues, and other problems. Some of which were particularly bad.
Boys and girls have their own struggles. They are of a different nature. And some attention needs to be focused on them. But I think it is creul and nasty to say that girls don’t have struggles.
It’s wrong.
And that’s the same thing with boys. Don’t say that boys don’t have struggles either.
…
And so, I want to talk about my very own boyhood.
Shovels.
Dirt. Snow. Grass. Dog shit. Dust. Gravel.
Blisters.
This was my boyhood.
It was simple. And common.
Call me “dusty” if you wanna. But I’m the guy that makes the green happen.
And it’s isn’t easy.
Today…
This Recession Will be Worse Than 2008 …..
Why didn’t the Chinese government demand that Chinese citizens buy compulsorily only Chinese cars and products, to keep local industries buoyant against foreign ones?
Not the Chinese way
It would be easy enough to demand Chinese people buy only Chinese Cars and keep away foreign brands
Yet China is TERRIFIED of what happened with the USSR
The CPC early on concluded that Capitalism and Competition were crucial to develop and any form of protectionism without long term goals would be FATAL for Chinas development
The Chinese have used protectionism to promote their industry but they do it not through Tariffs Or Bans but by Subsidies
(Hence my theory that US is becoming the new USSR)
Rather than cripple a foreign player, they tell a local player “Look!!! He has far more money for R&D and for advanced manufacturing than you. So I will give you the SAME SUPPORT. Produce a product that matches his quality”
The Chinese didn’t ban Iphones in 2005/2006
There was a proposal to make Iphones in China but just export them and not sell them within China
The CPC refused
They subsidized and funded local players to up their game and make phones comparable to the Quality of the Iphone
Today China has a vibrant Smartphone ecosystem with a vertical integration for everything but the Chips & OS which Huawei has managed to recreate as well
China has two countries who are it’s greatest teachers and who have helped China change their course significantly :-
A. The USSR whose problems caused Mao & later mainly Deng Xiaoping to alter course in 1981 which is the main reason the CPC is so powerful and popular in China at the same time, 34 years after the USSR fell apart completely (Vietnam copied the same model in 1987)
B. Japan – Whose utter economic backtracking from 1986 to 1996 was seen by China as a warning for which they have changed their entire way of thinking since the 2008 Olympics
They now have other teachers
India whose utter disasters due to democracy have taught China that Taiwan can never be allowed a similar system at any cost
Pakistan whose 1999 coup taught China that the CMC should always be under the control of the CPC
So China would never throttle competition
China would foster competition, level the playing field, weed out worthless weak companies, nurture worthy strong companies and get them to build the best products and compete globally
DJI, BYD, Xpeng, Bytedance, Gamescience, Xiaomi, Huawei, Unitree, UBTech, Deep Robotics, Naura, Hua Hong, Deep Seek, Manus & many others have all come from this policy of Chinas
It is a Unique system that has succeeded against all possible odds, strengthening with every setback
A Broken System: Why The American System Isn’t Meant For Us.
What is the strangest and most surprising computer bug you have come across?
In the 40 years I’ve been involved in computer technology I have seen many. But one stands out as it actually injured someone. It taught me — a youngster just out of college — that there are bugs in almost everything and that the hardware was by no means infallible.
The year was 1979, and I was working for Sperry making flight simulators for the military. In this instance, we had recently finished and delivered an EA6B simulator to the Navy which was located at Whidbey Island Naval Air Station. I had become the chief programmer for the device as all the other senior programmers had left the company about 9 months before this. There were still open discrepancies, so the company, at the Navy’s request, shipped me out to Whidbey NAS twice to work and resolve any problems. I knew the system software pretty well by then, but some of the “aerodynamic” parts I did not know as well.
The simulator cockpit was a true to life replica of the real cockpit and it sat atop a six degree of freedom motion platform which was powered by hydraulics. The system could simulate momentary G-forces for a short period of time. In fact, it could shake you up quite a bit.
There was an open bug that was exceedingly rare. It had only occurred a few times over a year, and we had never been able to reproduce it while testing. I had tried myself a few times (I had also never even been in the room when it occurred), as I was always attracted to problems that seemed unsolvable. We (and the Navy) called the problem “the motion bump”.
When the motion bump happened, the platform would go from a nice smooth steady state and suddenly shift forward to the full extent possible as fast as the hydraulics could move it. About a second later, it would shift back to where it was before, but shift back at the same speed. After that, it would behave normally. It was like a head-on collision in a car.
I had fixed most of the discrepancies, but this one still remained, and I was working with a pilot and radar officer who were in the simulator giving me feedback for another issue so I could tune some part of the simulation to meet what they desired. They were flying perfectly level, about to enter a turn to get onto the correct approach before beginning descent. And boom, the motion bump happened. I was genuinely surprised at the speed at which the platform moved. After the shift back I froze the simulation, and the officers exited the cockpit. The radar officer had blood running down his forehead into his face and he was screaming “Sperry guy! Get your ass down here right now!” I knew he was pissed, because he and I had become friends, gone to bars and parties together during my Whidbey Island stay. For now, I was “Sperry guy.”
I went down to the cockpit platform and the lieutenant informed me that *I’ll* be flying the damn simulator until we find and fix this problem. I put a helmet on (the officers were supposed to be wearing a helmet and be strapped in), got in the cockpit and strapped in. I flew the same pattern dozens of times over the next several hours without an incident. I asked the officers to come back tomorrow and have them fly it while I monitored variables in the simulation. They agreed.
The next day, I had set up a strip chart recorder (old school, had about 8 pens and actually drew on expensive strip chart paper). I had logically connected each of the 8 pens to variables in the computer simulation — ones associated with the aerodynamics and resulting equations from the motion platform computations — and set a trigger when the motion platform simulation produced a large change. The guys started flying and on the very first approach the bump happened, the strip chart triggered, and I got some very useful data. After looking at what was recorded, I determined that an almost infinite amount of drag had been computed in the aerodynamics. I called the aerodynamic engineer and asked him to look into it. He called back several hours later saying what I had given him was impossible based on the other data that I had recorded. So I went and hand calculated every single instruction from one part in the simulation to the output of the drag equation. I had to become much more intimately knowledgeable about floating point formats. Indeed, it did not make sense. I wrote some quick code to save the last 30 results of several of the aerodynamic equations, got the pilot back in and after 3 attempts was able to make the problem re-occur and now had data leading into it.
After much more study, I came to the conclusion that the floating point computational result for a multiply instruction gave the wrong answer when one of the operands was very close to, but not 0 (I believe it was also denorm). So I went off and wrote a bunch of tests, and found that I could prove it quite easily, so I wrote more tests to test everything about the floating point instructions. Not only was multiply broken, but divide, addition, and subtraction were as well. I called up our computer manufacturer representative and told him that floating multiply was broken. Expecting that I would have to prove it I was armed with tests and results. His response shocked me: “We know that.” he said. So I told him about divide, and he said, “We know that too. We’ll ship you updated floating point CPU boards that fix the problem tomorrow.” I was shocked that they knew, and did not tell their customers. (I later learned that it was at times par for the course and later in my career worked hard to change that.)
Still in shock, but happy that I was going to get the motion bump fixed, which was a huge relief for company management, I asked if the new boards fixed the addition and subtraction problems. The response was classic: “There’s no problem with addition and subtraction.” I said there is now and I can prove it and I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to get my company to hold that next large purchase order until you give us a date that you’ll fix it. He got me in touch with one of the CPU engineers that designed the floating point module. I told the engineer what I had found and how to reproduce it, and a day later he called me back and said that he had created a fix, but it would be a few weeks before new boards could be manufactured.
The whole “close to zero” thing turned out to be the reason for the rareness of the problem. You had to be a damn good pilot to get the simulator into those conditions (actually, I think it was only this single pilot who was good enough.) The resulting miscalculation of infinite drag caused the motion platform computation to try to simulate those instantaneous G forces, throwing the platform forward. The resulting jolt, as well as the computation which would ease the instantaneous G force as time passed, caused the inputs to the floating point instructions to be out of the range where they failed, producing the original result causing the platform to shift back to its original position.
I learned from this whole experience at a young age that while they are rare, there can be bugs in hardware that seemingly should have been caught in verification. I went on later in life to architect microprocessors and deal with that first-hand.
Turducken (a Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey)
Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, further stuffed into a deboned turkey. Outside of the United States and Canada, it is known as a three bird roast. Gooducken is a traditional English variant replacing turkey with goose.
Ingredients
Turducken
- 1 (20 to 25 pound) whole turkey
- 1 (4 to 5 pound) whole duckling
- 1 (3 to 4 pound) whole chicken
- Corn bread dressing
- Sausage stuffing
Seasoning Mix
- 3 tablespoons salt
- 1 to 2 tablespoons paprika
- 1 to 2 tablespoons garlic powder
- 1 to 2 tablespoons pepper
- 1 to 2 teaspoons dried thyme
Sausage Stuffing
- Butter
- 3 cups onions, diced
- 1 1/2 cups celery, diced
- 2 pounds spicy Italian sausage
- 3 tablespoons paprika
- 3 tablespoons minced garlic
- 3 cups chicken stock
- 2 cups toasted bread crumbs
Instructions
- Place the cleaned turkey, breast side down, on a flat surface. Cut through the skin along the length of the spine. Using the tip of a knife and starting from neck end, gently separate meat from rib cage on one side. Toward neck end, cut through meat to expose shoulder blade; cut meat away from and around the bone, severing bone at the joint to remove shoulder blade. Disjoint wing between second and third joints. Leave the wing bones and keep the wing attached to the meat.
- Continue separating meat from frame, heading toward the thighbone and being careful to keep the “oyster” (pocket of meat on back) attached to skin, rather than leaving with bone. Cut through ball-and-socket joint to release thighbone from carcass (bird will be open on one side, exposing bones left to deal with). Keep the leg attached to the meat.
- Repeat boning procedure on the other side of the bird. Carefully remove carcass and reserve for making stock. You should end up with a flat boneless (except for wings and legs) turkey with the skin intact in one large piece. Cover the boned turkey and set aside (or chill).
- Repeat the process on the duckling and chicken, but cut off the first two joints of wings, and debone both stumps of wings and leg drumsticks (cut through flesh at thinnest point and trim around these bones with a knife until they can be removed). Trim excess skin and fat from necks of birds. If it is your first time deboning a fowl, it is advisable to practice first on the chicken rather than the turkey. Both the chicken and duck will be stuffed inside the turkey and need not be kept “perfectly” intact. Make stock from the chicken carcass.
- Prepare Seasoning Mix and set aside.
- Prepare Sausage Stuffing. Melt butter in large skillet over high heat. Add onions and celery. Saute until onions are dark brown but not burned, about 10 to 12 minutes. Add sausage to the skillet and cook about 5 minutes or until the meat is browned, stirring frequently. Add paprika and minced garlic and cook about 3 minutes over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Stir in chicken stock and bring to simmer. Continue cooking until water evaporates and oil rises to top, about 10 minutes.
- Stir in toasted bread crumbs and mix well. Add more bread crumbs if mixture is too moist.
- Prepare a similar amount of another stuffing such as corn bread stuffing.
- At least 13 to 14 hours before dinner, assemble the Turducken.
- Spread the turkey, skin down, on flat surface, exposing as much meat as possible. Rub 3 tablespoons of seasoning mix evenly on meat. Spread sausage stuffing over the turkey in an even layer approximately 3/4 inch thick.
- Place duck, skin down, on top of stuffing. Season exposed duck meat with about 1 tablespoon of seasoning mix. Spread corn bread stuffing in an even layer (about 1/2 inch thick) over the duck.
- Arrange the chicken, skin down, evenly on top of corn bread stuffing. Season chicken meat with seasoning mix. Spread remainder of sausage and/or corn bread stuffing on top of chicken.
- With another person’s help, carefully lift the sides of the layered birds, folding the sides of the turkey together. Have a helper hold the bird while sewing the opening down the back of the turkey together using cotton thread. The bird may not close perfectly, and a strip of cheese cloth can be used to help close the “crack” in the back of the turkey so stuffing will not leak out when the bird is turned over.
- Since the Turducken has no skeleton, it must be trussed up or it may fall apart in cooking. Tie cotton string around the bird, widthwise, every inch or so along the bird’s length. Turn the bird over and place on a roasting rack inside a large roasting pan so it is oriented breast side up and looks like a “normal” turkey. Tie the legs together just above the tip bones.
- Heat oven to exactly 190 degrees F. Temperature control is critical since the Turducken is so massive that it has to be cooked very slowly at a low temperature. Using an oven thermometer is highly recommended.
- Place the bird in the center of the oven and bake until a meat thermometer inserted through to center reads 165 degrees F, about 12 to 13 hours. There will be no need to baste, but accumulated drippings will have to be removed from the pan every few hours so that the lower portion does not deep fry in the hot oil. Remove the Turducken from the oven and let cool in the pan for an hour before serving. Make gravy using your favorite recipe.
- To serve, cut bird in half lengthwise. Carve crosswise so each slice reveals all 3 meats and dressings.
Notes
The Turducken will need to bake for 12 or 13 hours at 190 degrees F, so begin preparation well in advance.
Credit for the creation of the turducken is uncertain, though it is generally agreed to have been popularized by Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme. The most common claimant is Hebert’s Specialty Meats in Maurice, Louisiana, whose owners Junior and Sammy Hebert say they created it in 1985 when a local man brought his own birds to their shop and asked the brothers to create the medley.
If war broke out between the USA and China, what would happen to the Chinese assets in the USA?
If it was during WWII, assets, foreign exchange, and gold would have become unimportant. After the war, the victor would obtain all the resources of the loser.
If an all-out war breaks out between China and the United States today, it would definitely be WWIII that would be enough to destroy the earth.
Believe me, if WWIII happens, it is more important to be able to save your life, and assets are not important. 😁
The Great Space Coffee Caper
Submitted into Contest #288 in response to: Set your story during — or just before — a storm.… view prompt
Daniel P. Douglas
“Electromagnetic disturbances up forty-seven percent, Captain. Quantum communication buoys showing interference.” Roastio worked her console while surrounded by empty coffee cups from her long five-hour shift. “The wave patterns are exhibiting unusual harmonics—almost like they’re being stirred by an invisible force. Engineering reports the shield generators are drawing twenty-three percent more power than normal just from the leading edge.”
“Commander Affogato, implement shield modification sequence Luna-Seven,” Luna said as the storm’s tendrils stretched toward them. Her expertise in storm navigation had saved more than a few ships, though she secretly credited her success to sustaining perfect caffeine levels during crisis situations. Luna held the highest regard for Affogato’s expertise, though she noticed him stifling a yawn. Third shift was always the hardest without proper caffeination.
“Ensign Cortado, adjust our heading to zero-three-seven mark twelve,” Luna said. “Let’s try to skim the storm’s outer layers rather than punch straight through.”
The ship’s computer chimed in with its serene, yet irritating, voice: “Storm duration estimate: twelve hours, seventeen minutes. Shield modifications recommended. Non-essential systems may experience interference. Crew advisory: Prepare for possible gravitational fluctuations.”
Luna suppressed a groan. Twelve hours. The length of three standard duty shifts. This was going to require some serious coffee intake. “Commander, you have the bridge. That storm pattern looks too much like steamed milk. I need to clear my head before it gets worse.” As she stood, the first subtle tremor ran through the deck plating beneath her feet.
The turbo lift ride to Luna’s quarters felt longer than usual, her mind already anticipating the perfect cup from her BREW-3000. The sophisticated machine had been a gift from the Barista Academy after she’d given a guest lecture on “Maintaining Perfect Crema in Zero Gravity.” But when the doors slid open, something felt wrong. Her quarters appeared untouched, except for one glaring absence—the gleaming coffee maker was missing from its dedicated alcove, leaving behind only a faint ring of coffee oils on the polished surface.
“Computer, locate BREW-3000 unit registered to me, Captain Luna.”
“Unable to comply. Electromagnetic interference affecting internal sensors,” the computer said with what Luna swore was a hint of sympathy.
Perfect timing. The backup replicators would be useless too, affected by the storm’s interference. And the Arabican delegation was due to arrive for first contact ceremonies as soon as the brunt of the storm passed—caffeine-worshipping diplomats who judged other cultures by their coffee-making capabilities. First contact protocol specified using a properly pulled espresso shot in their ceremonies.
Luna formed a mental list of suspects while rubbing her temples. Ensign Lux Meteor topped it—his mobile coffee cart business was failing because crew members preferred the BREW-3000’s superior beverages. His last quarterly review had mentioned “excessive bitterness”—in both his coffee and his attitude. Dr. Corona Eclipse had been running an aggressive “Caffeine-Free Ship” campaign, claiming coffee addiction was destroying crew productivity. The doctor’s latest memo had singled out the captain’s BREW-3000 as “enabling dependency.” Lately, Chief Engineer Stella “Pulsar” Stellar had been desperate for parts, and she admired the BREW-3000’s engineering. Then there was Ambassador Nebula, representing a tea-drinking society but showing jittery behavior lately and an unusual interest in Earth’s coffee culture.
She found Meteor first, his coffee cart parked in a quiet corridor near Hydroponics. Bot MAX, the cleaning robot, polished the floor nearby with unusual thoroughness, its optical sensors lingering just a bit too long on Meteor’s cart.
“Rough day, Ensign?” Luna asked, noting his dejected posture and the fresh coffee stain on his uniform—at least he was consistent in his inability to manage crema.
“Captain! I… yes. Three customers today. Three! And one just wanted hot water.” He gestured at his cart’s financial display, which showed a graph trending downward like an over-extracted espresso. “I’m thinking of switching to herbal tea smoothies.”
Luna opened her mouth to respond when the ship lurched. The storm’s first major fluctuation sent coffee cups sliding across Meteor’s cart, leaving abstract patterns of brown liquid that looked like the storm’s swirls. Luna’s head throbbed—caffeine withdrawal set in, creating pressure behind her eyes like a porta filter locked too tight.
“Bridge to Captain Luna,” Affogato’s voice crackled through interference. “Storm intensity increasing. Shield modifications required. We’re seeing some unusual power fluctuations in decks three through seven.”
“On my way,” Luna said, giving Meteor a sharp look. “We’ll continue this discussion later.”
As she strode toward the bridge, Luna massaged her temples. She had a missing coffee maker, a massive storm, approaching diplomats, and a growing list of suspects. And now, the telltale pressure behind her eyes warned that caffeine withdrawal symptoms were just beginning. The purple-green storm luminescence glowing through the portholes wasn’t helping her headache either.
Behind her, Bot MAX continued its meticulous cleaning, humming what sounded like an ancient coffee grinder’s song, its movements as precise as a barista’s morning routine.
The storm’s intensity doubled in the time it took Luna to reach the bridge. Its colorful energy cascaded across the viewport in waves that sent coffee cups sliding across consoles despite the artificial gravity. Lieutenant Roastio grabbed her last full cup before it could spill, clutching it like a lifeline.
“Status report,” Luna ordered, forcing herself to focus. She could have sworn the swirling patterns outside were forming perfect rosettes.
“Shield harmonics holding at eighty-two percent, Captain,” Commander Affogato reported. “But we’re seeing unusual power fluctuations throughout the ship. Gravity plating is starting to—” His speech cut off as the deck swayed, sending crew members stumbling.
“Engineering reports the gravity generators are being affected by the electromagnetic interference,” Roastio added, finally losing her battle with the coffee cup. Dark liquid arced through the air in slow motion as gravity fluctuated. “We’re getting similar reports from all decks. And the replicators are offline now.”
Luna gripped her chair, her temples pounding. Every flash of the storm felt like needles behind her eyes. She needed to find the BREW-3000, and fast. But first, she had to ensure the ship’s safety.
“Divert power from non-essential systems to the shields,” she commanded. “And someone find me Dr. Eclipse. Her anti-caffeine campaign can wait until we’re through this storm.”
Luna found Eclipse in the medical bay, surrounded by crew members complaining of headaches and dizziness. She noticed wrinkles in the doctor’s usual crisp lab coat and the slight tremble in her hands as she provided care.
“Interesting timing for your caffeine-free initiative, Doctor,” Luna said, watching as Eclipse almost dropped a hypospray. “Especially with the Arabican delegation arriving soon.”
“Captain!” Eclipse jumped, then composed herself. “I assure you, my campaign is based purely on medical evidence. Though I admit, this storm’s timing is… unfortunate.” She shot a nervous glance at a cabinet behind her desk.
Luna’s suspicion deepened when she caught sight of what looked like an energy drink container shoved behind some medical supplies in haste. Before she could investigate further, her communicator chirped.
“Captain to Engineering ASAP!” Chief Engineer Stellar’s voice crackled through static. “We’ve got problems with the power distribution grid. I need authorization to rebuild the secondary coupling array.”
“On my way,” Luna said, giving Eclipse a final scrutinizing look. The doctor’s nervous glance at the cabinet raised a red flag.
Chaos engulfed Engineering when Luna arrived. Stellar darted between panels like a caffeinated hummingbird, her trademark star-shaped hair clips askew. Mysterious components that cluttered the chief’s workspace looked like they could have come from a high-end coffee maker.
“Captain!” Stellar called out, her voice muffled as she dove halfway into an access panel. “The storm’s affecting our power grid worse than expected. I’ve been trying to cobble together a backup system, but I’m missing some crucial parts. High-grade thermal regulators, precision flow controllers…” She emerged, wiping sweat away from her forehead. “The kind of components you might find in, say, a BREW-3000?”
Luna’s eyes narrowed. “Interesting example, Chief. Have you seen one recently?”
Before Stellar could respond, Ambassador Nebula burst into Engineering, more jittery than ever. “Captain! I must protest these power fluctuations! My quarters’ environmental controls are malfunctioning, and my personal… er, tea preparation equipment is not functioning!”
Luna noted the ambassador’s twitching fingers and the faint aroma of what wasn’t tea clinging to his ceremonial robes.
A violent shake rattled the ship. “Bridge to Captain,” Affogato’s said through the intercom. “Storm intensity increasing. Shield harmonics are becoming unstable. We need you up here.”
Luna’s head felt like it was being squeezed in a malfunctioning French press. The lack of coffee was affecting her judgment—she could have sworn she just saw Bot MAX roll past the engineering bay doors, its cleaning routine taking it somewhere it had already been too many times today.
“Chief, get those power systems stabilized,” Luna ordered. “Ambassador, please return to your quarters. Doctor Eclipse’s medical team can assist with any discomfort from the storm. And someone find me Ensign Meteor—his coffee cart’s maintenance logs might help us trace any similar missing components.”
As Luna headed back to the bridge, the storm’s swirling pattern seemed to mock her caffeine-deprived state. She needed her BREW-3000, she needed stable shields, and she needed to figure out why everyone was acting so suspect. Most of all, she needed to solve this before the Arabican delegation arrived, or their first contact might well be their last.
A flashing notification on her datapad caught her attention—the ship’s maintenance tracking system showing Bot MAX’s cleaning route for the past hour. Luna frowned at the display. The robot’s normally efficient programming should have taken it through each section once, yet here it was, repeatedly returning to the same corridor near maintenance junction four. The captain’s caffeine-starved mind latched onto this anomaly like a targeting scanner.
Luna diverted from her path to the bridge, following the maintenance robot’s location indicator on her datapad. She found it where the system showed, methodically cleaning an already spotless corridor near the maintenance shaft.
“Stop right there, MAX,” Luna commanded as the robot approached the shaft entrance.
Bot MAX paused, its optical sensors rotating. “Greetings, Captain. I am performing routine cleaning and organization of untidy items.”
“In a maintenance shaft?” Luna raised an eyebrow, fighting back another wave of dizziness.
“Affirmative. Crew must store items in proper places. Mess is inefficient. Processing…” The robot’s lights blinked in a pattern that reminded Luna of coffee drops falling into an espresso cup.
A violent tremor rocked the ship as the storm reached its peak intensity. Through the nearest porthole, the purple-green swirls had become a dazzling maelstrom that seemed to mirror Luna’s coffee-deprived state of mind. Emergency lights flickered as power systems failed ship wide.
“Captain!” Commander Affogato’s voice crackled through her communicator. “Shield harmonics critical! Primary power failing! The Arabican delegation’s ship is approaching—” The transmission cut off in a burst of static.
Luna steadied herself against the wall and peered into the maintenance shaft. There, arranged with robotic precision, sat her beloved BREW-3000 among a collection of “disorganized” items Bot MAX had deemed necessary to “properly store.” The coffee maker gleamed in the emergency lighting, undamaged and, Luna noticed with a mix of amusement and exasperation, in perfect alignment with the shaft’s support struts.
“MAX, explain your cleaning protocols regarding coffee-making equipment.”
“Directive: Maintain ship cleanliness and organization. Coffee preparation creates mess. Solution: Relocate mess-creating devices to organized storage. Error rate reduced by ninety-nine-point seven percent.” Another ship-wide power fluctuation interrupted the robot’s explanation.
Luna might have laughed if the situation wasn’t so dire. “And the other suspects?”
“Dr. Eclipse’s energy drink consumption: Messy. Ambassador Nebula’s hidden coffee shrine: Disorganized. Chief Engineer Stellar’s improvised coffee maker: Inefficient. Ensign Meteor’s cart: Suboptimal arrangement.”
A sudden inspiration struck Luna as the artificial gravity failed completely. The BREW-3000 had been designed for performance in zero-gravity environments—a feature she’d never fully appreciated until now.
Minutes later, Luna floated into the main conference room, the BREW-3000 anchored to produce exquisite coffee in defiance of both gravity and storm. The Arabican delegation watched awestruck as she demonstrated the machine’s capabilities, creating drinks in perfect layers that hung suspended in globules of artistic beauty.
The Arabican High Consul watched the swirling energy outside match the rotation of the coffee drops. “Those storm patterns mirror your mastery of coffee in zero gravity. Most impressive.”
“And your cleaning robot’s dedication to proper coffee preparation protocols is admirable,” another delegate added, watching Bot MAX track and collect each floating drop of coffee.
By the time the primary power was restored, the Arabicans had not only signed the alliance treaty but had also recognized Bot MAX as the first non-organic entity to receive the title of “Chief Beverage Security Officer.” The Federation implemented the new “Bot MAX Protocol” across the fleet, programming all cleaning robots with an appreciation for proper coffee preparation and storage.
The storm’s final swirls painted an aurora across space as Luna sat in her ready room, enjoying a perfectly crafted latte while reviewing the day’s reports. Each suspect’s situation had resolved itself: Ensign Meteor was now enrolled in her personal barista training program, showing remarkable improvement under proper instruction. Dr. Eclipse had admitted that moderate coffee consumption could actually boost crew performance, especially during electromagnetic storms. Chief Engineer Stellar had received proper requisition approval for her innovative coffee-maker-inspired power coupling designs. And Ambassador Nebula had finally revealed their culture’s secret appreciation for coffee, leading to a cultural exchange program focused on brewing techniques.
Bot MAX hummed as it cleaned nearby, its new golden “CBSO” badge sparkling. Luna smiled as she watched the aurora’s colors dance across her coffee’s surface, creating patterns that would have made any barista proud.
“Captain,” Bot MAX announced, its sensors analyzing her coffee cup, “your latte art is zero-point-three millimeters asymmetrical. Shall I adjust the BREW-3000’s calibration?”
Luna laughed. Some things never changed—and she wouldn’t have it any other way.
What are INFJ’s not good at?
In no particular order, for me anyway:
- Large social gatherings, especially when they are “obligatory,” but otherwise not important.
- Making and receiving phone calls unless it is to a select few people. And by select few, I mean less people than fingers on one hand. I despise making calls for doctors appointments, vet appointments, to check bank balances, to pay bills, to schedule maintenance on things around the house—I’d rather listen to nails on a chalk board.
- Leaving the house. I am a homebody. I hate leaving my house. For work, errands, social events, anything. I look forward to a day when I can retire and shut myself away to most of the world. The only time I enjoy going out is when I travel or when I am with a small number of people (the same people I don’t mind talking on the phone with) that I enjoy being around.
- Hypocrisy. Superficiality. Fakery. Pretense. Lying. I can’t tolerate it well in others and I can’t pull it off myself. Even as a child I could never manage to tell a convincing lie so I figured why bother? Be authentic with me because I don’t want to hear lies—I can usually tell when someone isn’t being honest anyway. I may not call them out on it, but I know. I sense when I’m not getting the whole story either. And if I sense I can’t trust someone, well that’s it.
- One-night-stands, friends with benefits, situationships, casual sex or any of that. Over the years men called me names like prude or stuck up because I wouldn’t put out just because I went on dates with them. But I believe in giving myself only to someone I love.
- Materialism. That so many are consumed by it. That this world runs on it. That people place so much value on money and material things. I think it’s sad and I think it detracts from the truly important things in life.
- Overbearing attitudes. People who force their views on me, tell me how I should feel, what I should do, how I should live etc. No. Unless you want to pay my bills, take on my anxiety, and solve my problems then please overstep someone else’s boundaries.
There are more but this is enough I’m sure.
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What is so overrated about living in USA?
They tell you it’s the land of dreams. They don’t just tell you; they pump it into your veins with a turbo drip. You buy into it. You fill your head with notions of margaritas by your pool.
For the majority of people, there is no dream. You work, you work, you work, you work, you work, you have the odd good time and feel blessed, but then you’re right back to work. You work, you work even harder, you get judged for wanting any time off, you work, did I mention you work? Then, you go bankrupt through cancer. Not a margarita in sight.
What the fuck kind of dream is that?
Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Bigcat Showdown: A Tale of Dueling Egos, Comedy, and Feline Diplomacy
Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of bravado, blunders, and one very determined cat who proved that true bravery isn’t about fighting—it’s about standing up for what’s right. Today’s story is one of dueling egos, slapstick mishaps, and a showdown that turned into a comedy of errors. So, grab your popcorn (or perhaps a saucer of cream) and a sense of humor, as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Bigcat Showdown: A Tale of Dueling Egos, Comedy, and Feline Diplomacy.
The Challenge
It all began on a crisp autumn morning when Genghis, the self-proclaimed “kingpin” of the barnyard cats, strutted into the farm with his loyal lackeys—Lester, Clyde, and Loomis—in tow. Genghis, with his gold chain jingling around his neck and a swagger that could rival a peacock’s, had one goal: to challenge Bigcat, the massive Maine Coon from the neighboring farm, to a duel for control of Sir Whiskerton’s farm.
“Bigcat!” Genghis bellowed, striking a dramatic pose. “I challenge you to a duel! The winner takes control of this farm, and the loser slinks away in shame!”
Bigcat, who had been napping on a hay bale, opened one eye. “You’re out of your league, Genghis.”
Genghis puffed out his chest. “I AM the league!”
The other animals gathered around, sensing drama. Doris the Hen clucked, “This is going to be good.” Porkchop the Pig munched on a bucket of popcorn, and Rufus the Dog wagged his tail excitedly.
Sir Whiskerton, who had been observing the scene from his favorite sunbeam, flicked his tail. “This can’t possibly end well,” he muttered to Ditto, his ever-eager apprentice.
The Duel Preparations
Genghis and Bigcat agreed to meet at high noon in the open field for their duel. Genghis spent the morning practicing his “intimidating poses” in front of a cracked mirror, while Bigcat lounged in the sun, looking bored but vaguely menacing.
Lester, Clyde, and Loomis, Genghis’s loyal lackeys, scurried around preparing for the duel. Lester set up a “ring” made of hay bales, Clyde hung a banner that read “Genghis vs. Bigcat: The Ultimate Showdown,” and Loomis tried to sell tickets to the other animals.
“Get your tickets here!” Loomis called. “Front-row seats to the fight of the century!”
Porkchop bought a ticket with a handful of corn kernels. “This is better than reality TV,” he said, settling into a hay bale.
Sir Whiskerton, meanwhile, tried to reason with Genghis. “This is a terrible idea,” he said. “Bigcat is twice your size and three times as lazy. You’re going to get yourself hurt.”
Genghis waved a paw dismissively. “Nonsense! I’m Genghis, the kingpin of cats! I fear no one!”
Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Your funeral.”
The Comedy of Errors
At high noon, the animals gathered in the open field to watch the duel. Genghis strutted into the ring, his gold chain gleaming in the sunlight. Bigcat sauntered in after him, looking more interested in the nearby sunbeam than the duel.
“Let the duel begin!” Lester announced, blowing a kazoo.
Genghis struck a dramatic pose. “Prepare to meet your doom, Bigcat!”
Bigcat yawned. “Can we get this over with? I have a nap scheduled.”
The duel began with Genghis leaping at Bigcat, only to trip over his own chain and land face-first in a pile of hay. The animals erupted in laughter.
“Quiet!” Genghis shouted, brushing hay off his fur. “That was just a warm-up!”
He tried again, this time attempting a fancy spin move, but he got dizzy and stumbled into Lester, sending both of them tumbling into the hay bales.
Bigcat, meanwhile, sat down and began grooming his paw. “Are you done yet?” he asked.
Genghis, now thoroughly embarrassed, decided to pull out his “secret weapon”—a slingshot made of rubber bands and a spoon. He loaded it with a pebble and took aim at Bigcat.
“Take this!” he shouted, firing the pebble.
Unfortunately, his aim was off, and the pebble hit Porkchop’s popcorn bucket, sending kernels flying everywhere. Porkchop, startled, jumped up and knocked over the hay bale ring, causing a chain reaction that sent Doris, Rufus, and Loomis tumbling into a heap.
Sir Whiskerton, who had been watching the chaos with mild amusement, decided it was time to intervene. “Enough!” he said, leaping into the ring. “This has gone far enough.”
The Resolution
Sir Whiskerton stood between Genghis and Bigcat, his tail swishing authoritatively. “This duel is over. No one is taking control of this farm. It’s not a prize to be won—it’s a home to be shared.”
Genghis glared at him. “But I’m the kingpin! I deserve to rule!”
“Rule what?” Sir Whiskerton asked. “A pile of hay bales and a broken slingshot? Real leadership isn’t about fighting or flaunting your ego. It’s about standing up for what’s right and protecting those who depend on you.”
Bigcat, who had been listening quietly, nodded. “He’s right, Genghis. I may be big, but I don’t want to rule this farm. I just want to nap in peace.”
Genghis looked around at the animals, who were now picking themselves up and brushing off hay. He sighed. “Maybe… maybe you’re right. But what do I do now?”
Sir Whiskerton flicked his tail. “How about you use your energy for something productive? Like helping Porkchop rebuild the hay bale ring.”
Porkchop grinned. “I could use the help. And maybe some more popcorn.”
The Moral of the Story
As the animals worked together to clean up the mess, Sir Whiskerton gathered them for a final word. “Today, we learned an important lesson. Bravery isn’t about fighting or proving you’re the strongest. It’s about standing up for what’s right and working together to make things better.”
Ditto nodded. “So, it’s okay to not be the biggest or the strongest?”
“Exactly,” Sir Whiskerton said. “True bravery comes from the heart, not the claws.”
A Happy Ending
With the farm restored to order, the animals returned to their routines. Genghis, humbled but wiser, decided to focus on being a better leader—starting with helping Porkchop plant a new crop of corn. Bigcat returned to his sunbeam, content to nap in peace.
As for Sir Whiskerton and Ditto, they returned to their favorite spot on the barn roof, where they napped contentedly, knowing they had once again saved the day.
And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new lessons, and new opportunities to embrace the true meaning of bravery. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline wisdom.
The End.
Will Tesla stocks rise again?
I think they missed their window of opportunity.
Remember these? There was a time when Tandy/Radio Shack had the corner on the low-end personal computer (we loved them, even if we called it the “Trash-80.”) Well, plus a bit of Osborne, Compac, Amiga.
Then Apple and Gates-Co swept in and those basically covered the market. PCs for business and a big chunk of the user base, Macs for artists and poseurs. (Mac gutted the artist’s market through various decisions but selling the sizzle still worked and works for them.)
When the Tesla came on the market there weren’t a lot of options in EVs. Now there are. When they came on the market they were innovative. Now other people have built on those innovations and learned from their mistakes.
Unless Tesla can re-invent itself and find a market niche that only it can deliver, then their time in the sunlight is over. They are going to be outsold by every other manufacturer who has added EVs to their lineup.
Which was plausibly what the cybertruck was. A noble attempt to do something that nobody else was crazy enough to do, and hope to find that narrow band of people who really wanted a personal computer in 1977.
Shorpy
Is it true that the Chinese lunar calendar was actually invented by the Vietnamese?
That’s a joke right?
- It’s not Lunar at all, it’s a Solar-Lunar mixed calendar.I’m from a muslim family, I Do know what a real Lunar calendar looks like.
- It was invented in Henan province in North China, and based on Northern temperature condition, but Vietnam’s Nam means South, which located in far South of China.
- To invent a calendar, ppl have to stay in a certain place for thousands yrs, and mark sun/moon/stars’ situations and recorded all. first of all u have to invent a writing system.
I bought a container full of Chinese electric construction equipment!
Beyond the Veil
Submitted into Contest #288 in response to: Set your story in a place where the weather never changes.… view prompt
James Scott
“Jeez, Rifer. You talk as if I’m not coming back. It doesn’t look so different over there. Don’t fret. All will be well. Come, lets rejoin the others and get underway.” Pana replied, attempting to comfort herself as much as the young man.
As they arrived back at base camp on long strides, Dr. Pana Meya, head of exploratory research at the ecological institute, rounded up her team and made ready for the greatest leap into the unknown ever attempted by modern science. She knew it was a risk, she knew she should have returned to the institute for approval, but she also knew that this might be her only chance to be the first one on the ground. In the wilds she was in charge. There were no committees, no risk assessments, no young military body to send ahead of her. This was her discovery, and she was determined that it would be her name in the histories, as the first feet to touch ground outside of the rain forests.
Finally ready, her stomach a cacophony of insects, Pana stood before the curtain to a new world of clear skies. She had a myriad of moisture sensors attached to her body, the most uncomfortable of which strapped across the webbing of her toes. The biggest fear of all being her drying out under the harsh conditions. A bank of field researchers stood with data pads, ready to record her every movement and Rifer was of course, beside her.
“Good luck, Pana.” He whispered, solemn. His fear radiating from him like a bad smell. She place her hand upon his shoulder and squeezed.
“All will be well, my friend. This will be a short test and at any sign of danger I will return.” She smiled and he offered a weak replica back. She nodded past him at the rest of the team, locked her eyes forward and stepped up so that her nose almost broke free of the sheeting rainfall. She took a deep breath and a single stride, taking her beyond the reach of the rain for the first time in her life.
The first thing to hit her was the blinding light. She had to stagger to a stop and squint her eyes to slits under the harsh gaze of the intense sunlight. Never had she appreciated the protective cover of the trees so much.
“Dr. Meya! Are you alright!?” Rifer yelled, “Come back! The sunlight is too strong!”
She waved her hand frantically back at him, shaking her head. Forcing her eyes open against the assault, they began to adjust and she could see once more.
“It’s alright. I’m okay! It just took a moment to acclimatise. The light is intense but bearable. The air is breathable. It feels inhospitable, but not lethal.”
Once she began it was easy to remind herself to vocalise everything she was seeing and feeling. The radio headset she wore would make her words audible to the whole team, who could document her experiences for future endeavours. She went on to describe the tickling blades of multiple short grasses that stroked at her feet, the dry stone that littered the landscape and how the air was abrasive against her skin. She could feel it drying her out quickly and the instruments attached to her limbs confirmed it. Intent on seeing beyond the immediate ridge line, she hastily proclaimed the statement she had prepared,
“For all amphibious life I step forward, into the light, so that many generations may follow, turning the unknown into the understood.”
Then, living her proclamation, she strode forward at speed.
Pana could hear the protests over her headset, but unless they were willing to join her, they could do nothing to halt her advance. Her moisture monitors were already reading into the red, but she had time. Marching up to the ridge line and enjoying the extended walk, she eventually stood proudly upon its edge and gazed down onto another grassy plain below. Her breath caught in her throat, speechless and wasting valuable seconds, until she could bring herself to describe what she saw.
“A wide river cuts the plain below. Water…fresh water.”
Gasps sounded over the radio, but only one voice put words to the discovery.
“We could exist apart from the rainfall. If large bodies of fresh water exist beyond the trees!? This is remarkable! What a discovery! True exploration could be a real option! You were right Dr. Meya, this was worth finding now, it will inform the next expedition far more readily!” Rifer exclaimed.
“Wait. Quiet. There’s more,” she commanded, “Against the river sits a settlement. Rudimentary buildings, some incorporate timber, I see shadows of beings, walking upright as we do. There is intelligent life here! This is…incredible! I…I struggle to put words to the magnitude of this discovery.” Pana said, breathless and gazing out in wonder at the tiny outlines of the creatures below.
“Dr. Meya…Pana! Get back here! Right now! Please. We are not equipped for first contact with an indigenous people. You could be in real danger!” Rifer’s voice, tinged with panic, rang through the headset. Shaking her head, she saw the wisdom in her faithful assistant’s words. She had risked enough. Deciding to turn away did not come without disappointment though. As she took a wise step back toward the cover and safety of the rain forest, movement caught her eye, dragging her vision back to the settlement below. Their body language, pointing and raised voices could not be mistaken, the unknown creatures had seen her. Several were mounting what looked like beasts of burden and moving at speed to intercept her. At the same moment, an alarm on her wrist began ringing out, signalling a dangerously low moisture level in her skin. Time was up.
Fear striking true for the first time, she ran. Pana took long strides, as fast as she was able, back towards the towering trees. She had always been an academic, never excelling in sport and now she suffered for the narrow lifestyle she had chosen. Still she ran with everything she had and as she did so, the moisture levels shown on her monitors plummeted. She did not need them to tell her what was happening. Her skin was growing tight, dry and uncomfortable. Her breath came in gasps, her eyes and mouth felt like sandpaper. She would make it, the water was close enough, but it would be cutting it fine. The life-giving rains would provide, as they always had before, she just had to reach out to their embrace before it was too late. Her pace slowed under the duress; but she forced her legs onward. Fire burned in her underused muscles. The sounds of alien creatures grew louder behind her. After an eternity, she was within reach of the forest. A few more seconds and she would have been safe. It was soul crushing, after the long slog across the foreign landscape, to be cut off by a strange being riding an even more unusual animal on that final push. She stopped dead, noting the long spears the riders held aloft and raised her hands, so close to an unreachable safety.
Despite being accosted by an alien species, Pana could not help but absorb every facet of their appearance for later recording. Each of the beings were of a same colour. It was bizarre. Light brown as an almond and evenly smooth all over. They had sporadic protrusions of hair that was much like the kind that covered small mammals in the forest. Decorated with bird’s feathers, for she did not think they grew from their bodies, and wearing little more than enough to cover their genitalia, these people were as foreign as she must appear to them. They rode four legged beasts of a kind she could not compare, larger than any tree cat or bush pig and they held their master’s high above Pana’s head height. The rudimentary sharp weapons they carried were menacing and there were four of them, all heavily muscled, which was more than enough to hold her academic body frozen in place. She longed to communicate all she saw to those just beyond the cover of leaves and falling water, the wall of which was so agonisingly within reach, but she dared not startle the local species, for fear of their retaliation.
“Monstruo!” One grunted at her.
“Tlaloque!” Another yelled in annoyance at the first.
Her instruments were flashing and beeping increasingly quickly and a pain like she had never felt began creeping across her skin. Never had she gone beyond a few moments without water cascading over her body. Her eyes felt as if they were shrinking in their sockets and her throat was beginning to close. She had to do something, she could not just stand there waiting for them or the sun to finish her. So, she attempted to communicate. Not knowing what they had said, she had intended to introduce herself, to greet them with arms open and initiate first contact on behalf of her entire people. Instead, her throat was so dry, so constricted that all it could do was erupt a hoarse and sudden croaking, followed by a squealing intake of breath.
Clearly alarmed, they did not speak. They did not understand. They did not wait. Something simply thudded into her back between her shoulder blades with a force that knocked her to her knees. She could feel the weight of the spear sticking into the dry air. She did not need to see it. They had assumed her a danger, before she could even present anything different. Shock overtook her body, disbelief and denial rampant through her mind. Only one thing cut through the fog and that was her lifelong pursuit to preserve knowledge. It summoned in her the strength to clear her throat and whisper to her team,
“RUN! WARN ATLANTIS!”
With the words travelling through her headset and to the ears of her fellows, she accepted that she had protected them. Her fate would not become theirs, or any other of her kind, thanks to the data she had gathered that day. With that, she closed her eyes, raised her face to the sky and imagined the comforting cascade of raindrops against her skin. Pana Meya let go of any regret her hubris had brought and chose to revel in the discoveries that would bear her name.
What is the most deceitful thing you have ever seen a business do to a customer?
I worked briefly for a company that handled the billing of utilities for various condos. The software they developed in-house which was supposed to measure the condo owners’ usage didn’t work. I mean it was just flat out useless and we all knew it. The owners didn’t want to disclose this because they knew they would lose all their contracts.
Part of my job was to run the software every month and generate bills for water and electricity. We would get complaints from customers about getting high bills when they were out of town on vacation which meant they hadn’t used anything. The excuse my manager used to give was that the bills they received was an average of everyone in the building’s usage, so it didn’t matter if they actually used their utilities or not. They would get billed the same amount regardless. That was total, made up BS. I got out of there fast before somebody (namely me as the scapegoat) ended up behind bars.
Stuffed Chicken Breast Wrapped in Bacon
Ready to liven up that chicken dinner? Try Slap Ya Mama’s Stuffed Chicken Breast Wrapped in Bacon! It’s a taste sensation that you have to taste to believe and it’s complete with Slap Ya Mama’s original blend seasoning. Start cooking today!
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients
- 4 chicken breast halves, boneless and skinless, pounded to 1/2 inch thickness
- 2 teaspoons olive oil
- 10 ounces fresh spinach leaves
- 1/2 cup sour cream
- 1/2 cup pepper jack cheese, shredded
- 4 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 jalapeño, seeded and diced
- 3 teaspoons Slap Ya Mama Original Blend Seasoning, divided
- 12 slices bacon
- Toothpicks
Instructions
- Heat the oven to 375 degrees F.
- In a large skillet over medium heat add olive oil, garlic and jalapeños. Sauté until garlic starts to brown.
- Reduce heat to medium low, add spinach leaves and sauté until wilted.
- Add 1 teaspoon Slap Ya Mama Original Blend Seasoning, pepper jack cheese and sour cream. Stirring continuously, cook mixture until cheese is melted.
- On a clean surface, lay chicken breasts flat and season with the remaining 2 teaspoons of Slap Ya Mama Original Blend Seasoning. Spoon a little spinach mixture onto each breast. Roll up each breast with spinach mixture inside and wrap each breast with 2 or 3 slices of bacon, securing the ends with a wooden pick.
- Arrange breasts on a baking dish. Bake uncovered at 375 degrees F for 35 minutes.
- Set oven to broil and broil for 10 minutes or until bacon is browned.
- Remove wooden picks, slice into medallions or serve whole and enjoy!
Attribution
Recipe and photo used with permission from: Slap Ya Mama
What happens if you have a heart attack and don’t go to the hospital?
My 46-year-old brother slept through his heart attack, and never woke up. According to his wife, he woke in the night with bad chest pain. Thinking it was a chest cold coming on, he took several opioid pain meds and went back to sleep. She got up early and left him sleeping. She checked him later in the day, and he was dead. The story sounded fishy to me, but the medical examiner seemed to think it was plausible from autopsy findings, and also said my brother could have survived the type of heart attack he had if he had just sought treatment.
What’s better, Goa or Thailand?
I trusted the hype around Goa and decided to visit it after experiencing Thailand. To be honest, most of the people who praise Goa are Indians who haven’t experienced proper nightlife or high-quality beaches elsewhere. While Goa does have some good beaches, so does Thailand.
The infrastructure in Goa, despite its popularity as a tourist destination, is terrible. The government has banned Uber and Grab, which are widely available in Southeast Asian countries. This ban seems to exist solely to support overpriced cab and rickshaw drivers. In my experience, people in Thailand are much friendlier than in Goa. I still remember walking 3 kilometers back to my accommodation from the Madgaon bus stand because I couldn’t get enough help, not even from the information counter. The experience left me feeling so frustrated and uneasy that I ended up cutting my trip short after just one day.
Another frustrating aspect of Goa was the scooter rental scam. I rented a faulty scooter for ₹600 a day with an additional ₹500 as a deposit. On the very first day, the scooter started having issues, ruining our plans for the day. The next day, it broke down completely in the middle of a highway. By then, the weather was harsh, and we were stranded on the highway for two hours before someone came to fix it and eventually replaced it with another scooter. Throughout this ordeal, my wife and I were subjected to uncomfortable stares from dodgy passersby. Not a single person offered to help us; instead, many got angry and started honking because our broken scooter was blocking part of the road.
At one point, a traffic police officer came by. I explained our situation to him, including how my wife was being stared at and how much we needed help. He simply walked away without offering any assistance.
If Goa wants to compete with destinations like Thailand or Vietnam, it has a lot of work to do. Its current rules and infrastructure are only making things worse for tourists. For those who are still debating between Goa and other destinations, I would strongly recommend choosing Thailand or Vietnam any day. Goa is simply not worth the hassle if you’re looking for great beaches and a smooth travel experience.