The 1970’s was a time of many things. We had The Monkeys, and we had “Pet Rocks”. We had “Channel 53” (well, in Pittsburgh) which gave us “Benny Hill”, and Belly Dancing at 8pm.
We had Pinto’s, and Vega’s, as well as muscle cars that were REALLY fun to drive.
And we also had “Shag carpeting”.
I never (personally) thought that it was all that great. But it was the fashion and everyone was sporting it. We eventually put shag carpeting in our “TV room” when my father remodeled it. He put up deep brown wood panels, laid down bright light green shag carpeting, and bought a fake-leather couch set.
We were pretty typical. Everyone of my generation experienced this, and so today, I will present a taste of the 1970’s for your daily enjoyment.







Today…
Can you describe a time that your company only discovered that you were irreplaceable after they fired you? How did you feel? What did they do?
This happened to my sister’s brother-in-law (her husband’s brother). He was working for a non-profit as a sports coach for people with disabilities. He had a very low salary but he did it because of the people he worked with (both kids and adults) and because he loved to coach them.
His boss was a really arrogant idiot who got off from making other people feel smaller than him. So, my SBIL (sister’s brother-in-law) was paid way less than his work was actually worth of, he had to do a lot of things in the office and things that had nothing to with his actual work (like being a delivery person, etc.). And then his boss decided that he didn’t do anything and wasn’t earning his pay and had him fired.
SBIL felt really down afterwards because he missed the people he had trained since he had made some really important friendships during the years. He also felt that he wasn’t actually worth anything and maybe his boss was right. We (mostly his brother) tried to cheer him up and finally his brother convinced him to start his own consulting firm.
SBIL had a lot of contacts in the regular sports and was starting to get work when his old boss contacted him and asked him if he could come back, with the same salary and same hours. They had tried to get someone who would do the same work cheaper because that was what the boss had said, that anyone could do the job and he could get loads of applicants for the position in no time.
Well, they didn’t get applicants and couldn’t find anyone because working with people with many different kinds of disabilities and age groups isn’t easy and there aren’t many people who can do it and those who can usually are already employed or wanted much more they were ready to pay. So, the boss called my SBIL and proposed to take him back. He told his old boss that he had a consulting firm now and they could buy his services if they were interested but he couldn’t work full time for them because he already had other contracts.
Long story short, they bought his consulting services, he ended getting paid about five times more and he didn’t have office hours anymore, he only worked part-time as a coach and was his own boss. He was so happy to be able to continue working with the same people he had been training, they had really missed him since he had been their trainer for years and he didn’t need to suffer the boss’ attitude anymore.
Red Velvet Cake

Ingredients
Cake
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 2 teaspoons baking powder
- 1 teaspoon cocoa
- 3/4 cup vegetable oil
- 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
- 2 eggs
- 1 (1 ounce) bottle red food color
- 1 1/3 cups buttermilk
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1 teaspoon vinegar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Red Velvet Frosting
- 5 tablespoons flour
- 1 cup milk
- 1 cup margarine
- 1 cup sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Instructions
- Heat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour a 13 x 9 inch baking pan.
Cake
- Combine sifted flour, baking powder, salt and cocoa in bowl.
- Cream oil and sugar in separate bowl. Add eggs one at a time, beat well after each addition.
- Add food coloring, mix until well blended.
- Combine buttermilk and baking soda. Mix well. Add to oil-sugar mixture alternately with dry ingredients.
- Add vinegar and vanilla extract. Mix well and bake for 25 to 30 minutes.
- Frost with Red Velvet Frosting.
Red Velvet Frosting
- Cook flour and milk until thick. Stir constantly.
- Cool COMPLETELY.
- Cream margarine and sugar well.
- Add vanilla extract; beat.
- Add flour and milk mixture. Beat until right consistency to spread. Will get really fluffy.
Can India beat China in any industries? If so, which ones?
There are definitely some industries where India outperforms China.
For instance, during my time supplying parts to Chinese tractor manufacturers, I learned from our customers that India produces significantly more tractors than China. In 2022, India produced around 900,000 tractors, accounting for approximately one-third of the global production, while China produced about 600,000. India and China ranked first and second, respectively, in this industry. I was also surprised to discover that Mahindra Tractors, the largest tractor manufacturer in the world, also has factories in China.
I found it fascinating to learn that Indians are building mobile cranes mounted on tractors. This unique innovation is currently only available in India
My Wife Opened Our Marriage, Now She Wants to Close It
The Plaything of Irony
Submitted into Contest #279 in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth.… view prompt
Brayden Bonnesen
Chapter 1: Friend
Underneath a violet sun, on a hilltop, sat a man. He wasn’t watching the swelling sun descend, or the secondary reflection of the sun for that matter. Nor was he looking out over the field of trees or the forests of grasses beyond. He was far too tired of all the strange phenomena that plagued the Earth these days. No, he was unconcerned with it all, and instead busied himself with the tinkering of something in his glove.
There was a time when he still found parts of the world around him beautiful despite its seismic shift from before. But at some point, acknowledging these differences only reminded him of his overwhelmingly bleak reality. The nuclear fallout seemed to have affected everything—everything except for him. How was he the only person lucky enough to survive? The man let out a slight chuckle. If he had learned anything these past few years, this wasn’t called luck; it is called a curse. A curse that, as of recently, filled his days with only hopelessness and sorrow.
The man shook his head, hoping to dispel his spiraling thoughts. He glanced down at his homemade compass, squinting to read the needle in the fading light. For whatever reason, it was reading that North was East and South was West. It had been all over the place in accuracy ever since he assembled it. He suspected that the needle was being hindered from a frictionless swivel, so he took it off to examine the axle. A slight buzzing sound filled the air beside him. The man spoke to it.
“Jig, give me a light, will you?”
The drone obeyed, casting a glow on the dismantled pieces. The man leaned forward in focus, his bulky radiation suit scrunching around him.
A wind swept up from the field below, tossing the knee-high trees. The man jolted, trying to steady the fragile contraption. Yet it was to no avail, and the pieces fell apart in his glove.
“Blasted wind,” mumbled the man. His gloves were shaking with frustration.
“Reminder for Adam: Please head back to the settlement. Nighttime is no longer hospitable for humans.”
“Human, singular,” Adam corrected. “And I’ll be heading back soon. I’m just trying to figure this out.”
“Reminder for Adam: This compass isn’t necessary as you never need to be far enough away from your settlement to use it.”
Adam didn’t respond. Not all of Jig’s “reminders” were helpful. After a few minutes, Adam pushed himself to his feet and stuck the reconstructed compass back in his pocket. Jig was right—this compass didn’t matter, same as everything else. For a moment, he looked upward toward the budding night sky. But he only saw past the stars into the encompassing darkness. It felt like it was pervading all things.
“Reminder for Adam: Watch your step here.” Jig was a few feet in front of him, pointing his light at a boulder.
Adam turned his attention to Jig, then started walking along the crest of the hill, back toward the settlement.
After a few paces, he came to a sheer cliff on one side, over which the coming darkness made it look like a never-ending drop. Adam stopped. So much darkness. He felt it inside himself. His breathing intensified. Pebbles crunched under his feet as he turned and stepped closer to the edge. And then he stepped closer still. The air was free, playing before him in the open expanse. Could it make him free? He was breathing even harder. He took another step forward. The tips of his boots were hanging over the side. He felt sharp drafts tugging at him, inviting him to the void. Then a familiar buzzing approached, and he felt Jig’s little metal pincers yank him back. Adam took a few backward steps to catch his balance.
Jig nervously fumbled with his pincers. “Reminder for Adam: You wouldn’t survive that fall.”
“Who else cares anyhow?” snapped Adam, exposing his thoughts. For a few moments, only the wind could be heard as it carved along the surroundings.
“Well, I do,” came the soft metallic voice of Jig.
Adam felt bad. They continued toward home in silence.
As they passed a stream less than a mile away from the settlement, Jig tried to make conversation with Adam. “What direction does your compass read now?”
Adam reached back into his pocket. Jig concentrated his light on the compass face. At first, the needle swung around, calibrating to the magnetic fields. But then, the needle jumped. Adam furrowed his brow. Never had his needle jumped before. The needle jumped again. Adam noticed with this second time a simultaneous vibration came from the ground, and then another—almost a clomping.
“WATCH OUT!” Jig broadcasted loudly.
Adam looked up just in time to see some shadowy silhouette crash into him. The collision made a deep smacking sound as several structural components in Adam’s suit gave way. He tumbled back on the ground. The little trees snapped underneath. Before he could get up, the animal was on him again. He felt a crushing force on his ankle as it bit down.
“AHHH!” Adam screamed through raw pain. The glint of a darkened eye turned his way in realization that the sound came from the head on the other side of the prey. It clawed up his body to get to it, reducing the chest area of his suit to tatters. A hissing noise filled the air as oxygen and pressure leaked out. A momentary thought passed through Adam’s mind as the animal’s jaws opened.
So this is how it ends. Humanity made extinct by nature. We are but a plaything for irony.
A sudden burst of loud bangs erupted in the air right above. Jig had set off a string of flares. The creature on top of Adam was suddenly illuminated in a sinister red light. It had the face of a lion, but long slits on its neck, almost gill-like. In response to the noise, the creature’s ears flattened, and it retreated off Adam’s contorted frame. The flares continued. With one final look, the creature turned away and slipped into the nearby stream. The surface of the water returned again to its smooth torsional flow as if nothing happened. The quiet of the night resumed, other than Adam’s ragged breathing and Jig’s buzzing.
“Lay still,” Jig said, an unusual element of command in his tone. A scanning light engulfed Adam. “I’m detecting a broken ankle and a serious laceration along your torso. You’re losing blood at a high rate. The good news is your helmet’s emergency seal is holding, and we are close to the settlement. I just need my supplies to render emergency aid, but you’ll recover quickly.”
Between heavy breaths, Adam let out a short laugh. “Good thinking with the flares, Jig.”
“I’m much lighter without those 27 flares anyhow,” replied Jig, giving an attempt at a joke.
“It’s crazy how much the radiation has affected the animals. Since when are lions aquatic?” Adam winced. The pain started kicking in, and with it, his existential dread.
“Come on, Adam,” Jig said, trying to rouse his master.
Adam didn’t stir. “Jig, I’ve been thinking.”
“No time for thinking right now,” Jig interrupted.
Adam suddenly convulsed into a bout of coughing, each exhale bloodier than the last. “Let me finish. I’ve been thinking, and there doesn’t seem to be much of a point for me anymore.”
“Point for what?”
“Of continuing, especially if there is nobody else—nobody to come after. Hell, I can’t even remember any personal details of my life before the nukes detonated.”
“Sir, we’ve been over this. For whatever reason, you’ve survived the nuclear war on Earth. And somehow, someone knew that would happen and so they left instructions and materials on building a settlement.”
“Yeah, yeah… and I’m incredibly lucky because in my past life… whatever it was, I worked in construction, so the one thing I can do is build,” Adam continued in almost a mocking tone, reciting from memory. “And maybe one day I’ll find other survivors and we can rebuild humanity from my little settlement… Well, where are they, Jig? Huh?”
“Sir…”
“There are no other survivors!” Adam shouted at Jig. This outburst caused him to be racked by more violent coughs. “I’m done. I give up.”
For the first time, Jig didn’t respond. Adam slightly turned his head to look at the drone. Then, something strange happened. Jig’s rotors spasmed, and his light flickered. Finally, the drone stabilized. “You are not alone. There are other [redacted] in [redacted].”
With great effort, Adam lifted his head up. “What… who?”
“You are part of [redacted] protocol. With the goal of [redacted].”
I bet his processors got dust in them again, thought Adam. Although, he had never seen this kind of malfunction.
“Jig,” Adam sputtered, feeling even weaker. “Why are you saying ‘redacted’? Tell me what you know—” he coughed, “—right now.”
“I can’t. It seems that my base coding is overriding some words.”
“Your base code is to protect me.”
“It seems that is only part of it.”
“But…” Adam took a sharp breath in, pausing his thought. His rapidly deteriorating state was becoming overly apparent. The duty of servicing Jig, mixed with a sliver of curiosity that something else might be happening, caused Adam to put off giving up, at least for now. He slowly rose to his feet. “Let’s get us both repaired, Jig.” He took one half-step forward, nearly falling in a painful hobble over his broken ankle. He felt a slight pinching on his shoulder followed by intensified buzzing. Jig was trying to lessen Adam’s weight. Through the darkness, they slowly maneuvered, until they arrived before the hulking outline of the settlement. The pressure doors unsealed, and for the first time in a while, Adam felt happy to be back.
Chapter 2: Poison
Jig helped Adam to the medical table. He collapsed onto it, surprised by how little strength he now had. Jig wheeled around, collecting various implements. Adam heard containers being knocked over, cabinets slamming shut. This was unusual for Jig. He was acting frantic.
“Jig, you and I both know—” Adam’s words were cut off as a coughing fit overtook him. After regaining his composure, he continued, “That you’ll patch me up, no problem. You’ll smear that miracle salve on me, work your other medic magic, and I’ll be good as new. No need to panic.”
For whatever reason, Jig continued rushing about. After a few minutes, the drone set down the last supply next to Adam on the table and then picked up the scissors. “Reminder for Adam: We need to first remove your suit.”
Adam tried to speak, but his voice came out as a hoarse whisper. “No way am I trusting you to repair me if your processors are down.”
“Fine.” Jig angled around and opened a compartment in his back.
Adam took out the processor card for examination. Surprisingly, it looked relatively clean. He blew on it for good measure and then placed it back inside.
For the next half-hour, Jig worked meticulously to heal Adam’s many wounds. He was injected, sewn, set, and smeared, amongst a dozen other emergency measures. Eventually, Jig backed away, signaling the end of his work. He scanned Adam again.
“Patient has been stabilized. Blood volume is leveling out, and the ankle has been induced with healing accelera—” Jig paused. Then, once again, his system fritzed, almost causing the drone to crash into a nearby cabinet.
So whatever part is malfunctioning, it isn’t his processor, thought Adam.
The drone regained control as though nothing had happened. Adam looked on with concern. Jig idled back over to the medical supplies. This time, he mixed several chemicals together and loaded the concoction into a massive syringe.
“There is one more procedure,” said Jig.
Adam, nervous after witnessing yet another glitchy episode, looked at the needle. “Jig… what is in that?”
“This is a polycarbonate state of neiphiram. It will stop your heart, which is necessary for [redacted].”
Adam leaned away, feeling some of his strength returning. “But stopping my heart would kill me.”
“This is what you want, Adam. It will [redacted]. Trust me.”
“Jig, what was it we humans blamed the nuclear war on again?” Adam asked, partly joking, partly serious.
“It was robots—mostly the ones with an L3 threshold of intelligence or higher.”
“And what are you?”
“Your inference of me going rogue is wrongly placed, Adam. Stopping your heart is necessary to achieve [redacted] [redacted].” Jig inched closer. “Please hold still, Adam.”
“No! I don’t want that!” Adam trailed off, “Anymore.” He hung his head thinking that concluded the matter.
“This is the only way we get what you want.” Jig’s front rotors lowered, thrusting him closer.
Adam snapped his head up seeing Jig approach. Instinctively, he pushed off the medical table, Adam’s one good leg shaky but holding. “I realized I don’t want to end—I just don’t want to be alone.” Panic was building in his voice.
Jig pursued. “That is what I’m doing. The [redacted] will give you what we want.” Jig lunged forward, needle gleaming.
Adam dodged, but the quick movement sent him sprawling toward the far wall.
“Jig, I command you to override this action.”
“I can’t, Adam. This is the only way my base code will agree.”
“This isn’t what I want! It’s what you want!”
Jig paused for a moment, looking at Adam. “I only want what you want.” Then he lunged one final time.
Defenseless, Adam grabbed a heavy container of food next to him and swung. It was too late. The needle impaled his skin, emptying its contents. The container did stay true to its course. As Adam’s world started spinning in blurs, he heard a few noises. One was the crunch of delicate metal bending and breaking into pieces. The other, somewhere in the distance, was a flatlining beep. His last recollection was the realization that the beep represented him.
Consciousness slipped away.
In the outer atmosphere, thrusters roared to life.
Chapter 3: Hope
Blurs danced in a sliver of light. They began solidifying into ovals and then into faces. Adam shot upright. People. People here, now. With him. Was this a dream?
“He’s alive,” said one of the faces. “Hello, builder, can you hear us?”
One face turned to another. “Still can’t believe this SOB somehow survived the Planetfall Protocol. What should we do with him? He’s supposed to be dead.”
Another face responded, “His physical scan is clean, no biohazards. He poses no threats to the health of our population.”
Adam finally regained enough agency to speak. “Who… who are you? I am… was… the last person on Earth. How?”
“Earth? Earth is no more. It is a wasteland.”
“So then… where are we?”
“This is Planet 3617 on the far side of the Andromeda Galaxy. You were the designated builder. We are the settlers.”
All the incongruities Adam had been harboring in his subconscious finally snapped into place. The radiation suit he needed to wear. The fields of trees. The suns. The odd creature that attacked. Of course, everything seemed different. It was an entirely different planet.
The main face spoke again. “Our monitors showed you flatlined, and that’s what triggered our awakening from cryo-tubes and sequential descent. How are you… alive?”
JIG! thought Adam. He looked over at the pile of mangled pieces that was Jig. “My friend saved me,” he said, the realization dawning on what that meant.
“That’s shocking—those little drones are supposed to keep their lips sealed.”
Jig wasn’t malfunctioning. The Planetfall Protocol code redacted any specific references to itself. He wasn’t trying to kill him. He momentarily stopped Adam’s heart to save him. A tear formed in Adam’s eye. Followed by another, and then the rest of his emotions broke like a dam.
One of the men reached over and placed a hand on Adam’s heaving shoulders. As the tears began subsiding, down a distant hallway, he heard the most beautiful sound: a child laughing. Adam started crying again – this time, though, he cried because someone could bear witness. He cried because Jig did get what he wanted. He cried because he had hope.
“Come on,” said one man, “the settlers will be excited to meet a builder in real life.”
The next morning, and every morning thereafter, Adam looked at the sky and saw the sun for what it was: no longer alone, but joined by another of its kind.
Food In America Is RUINING People’s Health: Why Food In Other Countries Is Healthier.
He is 100% correct.
Perhaps there is a broader issue of right-wing folks just outright lying about left-wing states.
This video has been hit by the community notes for falsely advertising Kerala as an especially backwater part of India. What the notes don’t mention is that the video itself splices footage from Kerala and Tamil Nadu together, particularly when showcasing poverty.
There seems to be a kind of hysteria present among many in the right, particularly of an anti-communist bend, wherein the fabrication of despair seems to not just be normalized but practically a constant. Why feel so compelled to lie about how Kerala has some of the highest HDI in all of India? Why does US press insist on an overwhelmingly dystopian image of mainland China? And more importantly, with how much they lie, why do liberal societies primarily believe right wing narratives over leftist characterizations of these areas? After all, if they are indeed terrible places to live, a policy of openness and curiosity will quickly reveal their dystopia, or strangely clammy around access to the common folk. There is no need for a veil of dark-tint propaganda to drape over peoples’ eyes if they are actually terrible places— one can’t really fake widespread prosperity when the commoners are visible.
Kerala is easily accessible. So is China, especially with the recent extension of visa-free travel. Yes, there are a few headaches involved in payment systems, but likewise both are quite cheap places to visit. And don’t take my word for it:
Yes, he is a train otaku. But that just means he really has a good basis of comparison; repeatedly in the video he remarks about how the train compares to various Japanese lines, as well as how affordable a trip in China really is.
Skip all the hype and hate. Just go there and see for yourself. And remember, there’s a lot of BS flying about because of these anti-communists. Even if one presumes that the communists lie every time their mouths open, at least have the good grace of knowing that the anti-communists are just as liable to make it up.
Go. See for yourself. Do not just trust a right wing person simply because they seem “down to earth” about how everything is despair— and those left wing places are far worse despair. (And might I say, this holds true even if you are visiting the US; trusting your own eyes is just a universally applicable tip.)
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Do Tibetan hate Han Chinese?
Generally speaking, no. Tibetans, even those who hate the Communist Party, do acknowledge that Han Chinese are our brothers and sisters.
Religiously speaking, we Tibetans associate the Han Chinese people with the Bodhisattva Manjushri, representing wisdom and cleverness. Tibetans, on our part, associate with the Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara, representing kindness and compassion.
However, some Han Chinese people ridicule Tibetan culture. There are elements of Tibetan culture that are truly backward, but there are also some aspects that aren’t, such as the use of human skin/skull for religious purposes, and of course, the burial systems. Those aspects are only as backward as the southern Han Chinese eating dog meat and other horrible stuff.
Also, some Han Chinese people love criticizing the religious system of the Tibetans, the top of which sits the Dalai Lama. But I think that’s to be expected because there is politics involved. On the other hand, some Han Chinese youths dislike the Tibetans because the Communist Party of China invests heavily in them.
The hatred exists only in written forms because young educated people think they know everything and have many opinions, even on cultures they don’t understand.
When I went to Burang as a migrant worker, I worked with some Han Chinese people to plaster Tibetan houses. They treated me well, and even though we spoke different languages, we never had hostility towards each other, nor did we have any misunderstandings. All was well, unlike on the internet where people have to prove to others that their culture is superior and that it is only they who understand the truth.
The People’s Republic of China is a great nation built on many sacrifices from all ethnicities, not just the Han people, not just the Tibetans. It would be good for the Chinese nation if people look at the full picture. Many things have been lost, but many things have been gained, and this is true for all ethnicities. I don’t think a great nation should have any room for hatred among the various ethnicities.
Those Tibetan exiles sure do hate the Han Chinese, but they can’t escape the fact that people of other races can’t tell us apart. Tibetan exiles spend all their money and energy on portraying China as an evil country but have to work in Chinese restaurants and face racism just like the Han Chinese.
Have you ever been threatened off duty by a person you arrested?
Actually, instead, I was taking the light rail home when I noticed two young men looking at me from across the train. After a few minutes, with my adrenaline rising, I asked if they needed something, if they were okay. The closer young man smiled and said, “I was telling my friend that you arrested me for selling drugs. You said that I was doing my job, selling drugs and you were doing your job, arresting me. You said that you just did your job better than me that day. I decided that I wasn’t very good at that job, so when I got out of jail, I went to CET (public vocational school) to fix cars. We’re going home from school now.” I told him to let me know when he was working so I could take my car to him.
Sir Whiskerton and Mr. Ducky’s Duck Derby Disaster: A Tale of Cockroaches, Pickles, and Poultry Pandemonium
Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of absurdity, chaos, and one very determined sales-duck who just can’t seem to get his schemes right. Today’s story is one of misplaced ambition, unexpected victories, and a cat who proved that sometimes, the best way to win is not to race at all. So, grab your sense of humor and a bag of popcorn (for snacking), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and Mr. Ducky’s Duck Derby Disaster: A Tale of Cockroaches, Pickles, and Poultry Pandemonium.
The Arrival of Mr. Ducky
It all began on a quiet morning when Mr. Ducky, the farm’s resident sales-duck, waddled into the barnyard with his latest scheme. “Ladies and gentlemen!” he quacked, his voice dripping with enthusiasm. “Prepare yourselves for the most spectacular event of the season—the Duck Derby!”
The animals, always curious about Mr. Ducky’s outlandish ideas, gathered around. “A Duck Derby?” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings. “What in the name of cluck is that?”
“Cluck!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.
“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.
Mr. Ducky grinned, holding up a tiny cockroach painted to look like a duck. “Behold! The stars of our derby! These magnificent creatures will race to the finish line, and the winner will receive a prize beyond their wildest dreams!”
The animals exchanged puzzled glances. “Cockroaches?” Rufus the dog said, tilting his head. “Aren’t they… you know… bugs?”
“Bugs!” Ditto the kitten echoed, popping up from behind a hay bale.
“Not now, Ditto,” I said, flicking my tail. “This is serious. Mr. Ducky’s schemes rarely end well.”
The Duck Derby Begins
Despite my reservations, the animals decided to humor Mr. Ducky. After all, a Duck Derby sounded like it could be fun—or at least entertaining. Mr. Ducky set up a makeshift racetrack in the barnyard, complete with tiny hurdles and a finish line made of straw.
The “ducks” (actually cockroaches painted with duck-like patterns) were placed at the starting line. Among them was Mr. Pickleworth, a shriveled pickle that Mr. Ducky had inexplicably entered into the race. “For good luck,” he explained.
With a dramatic quack, Mr. Ducky signaled the start of the race. The cockroaches scurried forward, their tiny legs moving as fast as they could. The animals cheered, though it was hard to tell which “duck” was which.
The Disaster Unfolds
As the race progressed, things began to go wrong. The cockroaches, not particularly interested in racing, wandered off in every direction. One climbed onto Doris’s back, causing her to squawk and flap her wings in panic. Another got stuck in Porkchop the pig’s mud puddle, while a third decided to take a nap under a hay bale.
Meanwhile, Mr. Pickleworth, the shriveled pickle, remained motionless at the starting line. “Well,” Mr. Ducky said, scratching his head, “I guess he’s not much of a racer.”
But just as the animals were about to declare the race a bust, a gust of wind blew through the barnyard. It picked up Mr. Pickleworth and sent him rolling across the racetrack, straight toward the finish line.
The Unexpected Winner
The animals watched in stunned silence as Mr. Pickleworth crossed the finish line, winning the Duck Derby by default. “Well,” Mr. Ducky said, his voice trembling with disbelief, “it seems we have a winner!”
The animals erupted into laughter. “A pickle won the Duck Derby!” Doris squawked, flapping her wings.
“Derby!” Harriet echoed.
“Echoed!” Lillian added, still on the ground.
Even Rufus couldn’t contain his amusement. “I guess winning isn’t everything,” he said, wagging his tail.
The Moral of the Story
As the laughter died down, the animals reflected on the day’s events.
The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Winning isn’t everything—especially if you’re not even racing. Sometimes, the most unexpected outcomes can bring the most joy, and a little bit of chaos can lead to a lot of laughs.
A Happy Ending
With the Duck Derby over, the farm returned to its usual state of peaceful chaos. Mr. Ducky, though disappointed by the outcome, vowed to come up with an even bigger and better scheme next time. The animals, still chuckling over Mr. Pickleworth’s victory, returned to their usual routines.
As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The Duck Derby was a disaster, but it was a disaster filled with laughter, joy, and a little bit of pickle-related absurdity.
And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new schemes, and hopefully, no more cockroach races. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.
The End.
Power is out
Submitted into Contest #279 in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth.… view prompt
Ashlee Osborn
If this storm didn’t happen, I would be at work. I am the caretaker of the old cemetery. I clean stones and mow the grass. Currently trying to get the headstones a paint job. I would be there right now at 5:00 am i the morning. I identify myself as a boy. I am 23 years old, and my name is Joseph. I am a skitsophrinic with a bunch of mental health problems I suffer from PTSD and psychosis.
My name comes from the bible. I always attended church on Sundays. I wear a black robe and my steel cap boots to freak people out. I also wear black eyeliner and black lipstick. I love my makeup, and no one could ever take that away from me even though I get judged. I wondered if the graves existed or if they melted because of the rain. I am scared that I’ll die alone. The power was still out. It had been five hours since it all had started. Helicopters still circling low. I wondered who such a thing would do to try and wipe out thousands of people. Were people evacuated or were they dead? I hoped to God that my parents were alive. Because I couldn’t live without them.
I searched for my radio downstairs I had hacked into the emergency service channel. Things weren’t looking to good. They explained the safety issues. The rain was poison, we have no crops left the rain has ruined everything that we had. GONE! I’m lucky that my house is strong. If it wasn’t it would have turned to dust. The rain turned into hail stones, mustard gas filled hail stones about as big as my hand. They smashed up my car and my neighbor’s belongings. I was perplexed about what I should do next.
I peeped out my blinds and I saw people running. They were now mutated because of the mustard gas. They had arms and legs in the flesh but still trying to run. They almost looked like zombies. But they were just hurt normal people. No doctors. No emergency services because everything had locked down. I wondered if this was happening in other countries. Was I ever going to see my parents again? Or my friends.
Mustard Gas was dropped from the sky again with a really bad effect. The cell towers exploded, and the smoke made the city go dark. Still too late for an evacuation if you went outside, you would instantly die due to the enemy’s nuke bomb. Filled with mustard gas. They dropped it on the main road, and it spread! You could hear people screaming and when it stopped you would know that they were dead or dying. The sky filled with smoke from the explosion. Why aren’t I dead yet considering all the explosions that we had it was now 3pm.
The poison rain suddenly stopped. But the sky was still pitch black because of all the smoke. Ash fell on to the ground and the fire was being put out now containable. There were sirens, police, ambulances treating patients that had flesh opening wounds and blisters. Most people went blind. The children playing outside hit by the gas were severely injured or dead. The hospital power generators turned back on. But there was still no phone service.
I woke up gasping for air, cold sweats, peered out my blinds and the world was normal. It was just a dream.
How much does the CCP spend on Quora? Why are so many Chinese people praising the CCP? If the CCP is really so good, why has China’s birth population dropped significantly?
India and China became Independent at around the same time
Look at each country today
J-10 had it’s first flight in 1998
Today you have 654 J-10s in production of which 227 have Chinese Engines plus 310 J-20s of which 93 have Chinese Engines and 127 out of 310 new J-20s , all of whom have Chinese Radar, Engines and Avionics
Plus J-35 that has begun production from 1/2/2025
Tejas had it’s first flight in 2001
Today India has 38 Aircraft all of which have GE Engines and Israeli Radar and Italian Avionics
You do the math
No other Government in the world has managed such a feat
To transform a nation of agrarian peasantry into a manufacturing superpower, racing towards Technological Independence
Hence the CPC is that good
They have made the life of Chinese People so much better
They have kept Inflation at a measly 0.5% a year with Banks paying 2% a year
They have ensured that the poorest Chinese can eat comfortably and have pork five days a week and beef 2 days a week
They have ensured China is extremely safe and nearly crime free and if anyone does commit heinous crimes, he could be executed as early as in six months time
Anyone who has lived in India and later China, know the difference between the two countries
Now it’s also between US and China especially post 2020
The drop in birth rate is another example of the CPCs incredible achievements
The more prosperous a nation becomes, the less likely the women are to want to be saddled with to many babies and the more financially independent they want to be
Southern Coleslaw

Yield: 6 servings
Ingredients
- 1 firm head green cabbage (about 2 pounds)
- 1 large carrot, peeled
- 1/2 small sweet onion, peeled and chopped fine
- 1/4 cup diced salad pickles
- 1/2 cup mayonnaise
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- Pinch of black pepper
Instructions
- Remove and discard any bruised or undesirable outside leaves from the cabbage. Quarter the cabbage and grate it into a large bowl using the coarse side of a hand grater or the shredding blade of a food processor.
- Grate the carrot and add to the cabbage, tossing together to combine.
- Add onion, pickles, mayonnaise, salt and pepper. Stir together until thoroughly mixed.
- Chill for at least 1 hour before serving.
China’s J-36 and J-XX Fighters Prove It’s No Longer Copying the West
China’s latest combat aircraft and drone developments—like the J-36, J-XX, and WZ-8 hypersonic reconnaissance drone—demonstrate that its defense industry has moved beyond copying Western designs.
Key Points #1 – With unique innovations like 3D-printed titanium components, joined-wing drones, and data-linked targeting systems, China is rapidly closing the gap with the U.S. in aerospace technology. Its engineers now have experience across multiple active fighter programs, unlike their American counterparts, who typically work on just one in a career.
Key Point #2 – As China expands its military aviation projects at an unprecedented pace, is the U.S. prepared to counter this growing technological advantage in future conflicts?
China’s Military Drones and Fighters Are Changing Warfare—Here’s How
Year-end revelations of two new Chinese combat aircraft designs, the Chengdu J-36 and the Shenyang J-XX, should have put an end to the idea that China’s aerospace and defense industry just copies the West.
Yet sometimes China does produce copies, for good practical reasons. At other times it just does its best with the technology it happens to have available.
Here are some principles that Chinese military aeronautics development follows.
Copy if possible and necessary.
The Xi’an KJ-600 configuration copies the Northrop Grumman E-2 Hawkeye’s, down to details. As on the E-2, one of the inboard fins of the four-fin tail has a moving rudder and the other doesn’t. That works on the Hawkeye, so why do it any other way? There’s a reason that the Hawkeye is still in production after 66 years.
Good enough.
The Xi’an H-6 bomber is the Soviet Tu-16, 12 days younger than the B-52. But at the age of 55, the design got a complete makeover from the Chinese industry: a new forward fuselage housing a three-member crew, all with ejection seats and glass displays, and a multi-mode radar. 1970s Russian engines replaced the 1950s originals.
The H-6K update and later versions provide the Chinese air force and naval aviation force with a heavy weapons platform with some features that even the forthcoming B-52J (a B-52 update with new engines) cannot match: the Chinese bomber has six wing pylons and an ability to carry an outsize store on its centerline.
Innovate to meet urgent needs.
Those stores include not only an air-launched boost-glide weapon but the AVIC WZ-8, one of a group of very innovative Chinese military drones that represent a much more creative culture than what we see in Western aerospace.
The WZ-8 is an air-launched, runway-recoverable drone with a blended-delta shape and rocket propulsion. It has (by US intelligence estimates) a speed of Mach 3 at 30,000 metres altitude and a range around 500 nautical miles (900km) including a long gliding descent.
In most respects, it could have been designed and built in the 1950s. But a remarkable feature of the WZ-8, visible on the website of a company specialising in additive manufacturing, is that the entire center-section box, the structural heart of the aircraft, is 3D printed in titanium.
The WZ-8 is the definition of a point design—an inflexible one intended for a single purpose. China regards the ability to attack US aircraft carriers as a strategic goal. And it’s well known that the US Navy relies on its carriers’ ability to move fast and far in the time between when they’re detected and when an attack on them arrives. Jamming and decoys help. The WZ-8’s job is a last-minute reconnaissance sortie to locate the carrier.
Borrowing technology that the West has ignored.
The Guizhou WZ-7 Soaring Dragon drone, in service in small numbers, resembles a Northrop Grumman Global Hawk in size and body shape. But it has a four-surface joined wing.
Advantages claimed for the joined wing include combining a skinny wing shape (high aspect ratio, to the aerodynamicists), thinness and sweep. The result is an unusual combination of high speed and low drag.
The joined wing was invented in the US and has been studied by NASA several times, but the space-fixated agency never found budget to demonstrate it in flight. The Chinese designers would have found plenty of open-source data to work from.
But another drone, Shenyang’s WZ-9 Divine Eagle, has no parallel. It is a high-altitude carrier for two large-aperture radar arrays. Its status is uncertain. It was first seen in 2015 and reappeared on video in late December. The two radar antennas occupy separate fuselages, connected at their front and rear extremities by a wing and canard, with a single engine above the wing. With no crew and high-aspect-ratio wings, the drone can fly higher than a big-cabin crewed platform and has a longer radar horizon.
J-36 Fighter from China. Image Credit: X Screenshot.
The WZ-9’s unique shape indicates something about China’s electronics technology. The designers must believe that their radars are so efficient that the cost in weight of carrying two separate units, each with its own power supply, is acceptable. The concept also shows that China can rely on using datalinks alone to operate a complex radar system.
The WZ-9 and WZ-8 typify another trend in China’s technology: firing weapons from one platform (a ship, submarine, aircraft or ground vehicle) by using targeting data from another source. Western experts already believe that China’s growing, diverse fleet of airborne radar systems can be used for direct weapon guidance. The WZ-9 allows weapon-quality guidance to be extended farther without endangering a large crew on an aircraft that cannot defend itself.
Viewed as a group, alongside new combat aircraft like the J-36 and J-XX (J-XDS, according to some sources), these programs also illustrate another, hugely important feature of Chinese aerospace development: the sheer number of new and unique projects.
An engineer who started at Chinese fighter specialist Chengdu Aircraft in the late 1990s could have successively joined new development programs for four combat-aircraft types—the JF-17, J-10, J-20 and J-36. That engineer could also have worked on major upgrades and engine changes for the first three of those. All have entered service or are on track to do so. Working at rival Shenyang Aircraft would provide a similar experience level, with Xi’an Aircraft not far behind.
CH-7 Drone from China. Image Credit: X Screenshot.
That engineer’s US counterpart might have worked on one new program from inception to service entry—if he or she had chosen the right company to start with.
It is that growing experience gap, rather than individual systems, that should worry us more than it does.
Why does the Chinese government not explain the Tiananmen protests?
My politic teacher in High School was one of the student on the Square. Although he was not one of the leaders but he was definitely one of the earliest student to be on the square and here’s the story he told us in class:
At first, the students was just protesting about more free publications on western world. Because at that time, studying English and western countries was to be regarded as trendy. At first it was really small and simple. They were just kids and trying to mimic the things they learned from western movies. Then more and more student joined and the things they protest become bigger and bigger. They are all young man with energy and passion. And at that time, college student was kinda well respected among common people. So they think they can change the government and change how things work. Which is very different from what they initially was aimed for.
After the more and more people joined. The government official started to come and ask what they want and what they need. Because the student was really rallied so they refuse to talk to any low rank officials. They want someone from the leadership to talk to them. At that time, one of the vice chairman is a very friendly elderly. He was a scholar and loves student. So he went to talk to the kids unofficially. Listened to what they want and what they ask for(The biggest pursuit is to change the the government into democratic and voting right for everyone). However, that was still during the cold-war, like how western citizens think of communist. Switching into deemocratic government is just simply impossible and can be seen treason in some condition. But that leader understand they are just kids so he say he will pass on the pursuit and will try to find a middle ground on one condition. Which is the kids have to leave the square volunterily. Then most of the students did left. And some stayed.
However, due to the special circumstances at that time, the Cold War. The leadership was very angry about the pursuit. They believe it is a planned movement to try to over thrown the current government (which is partially true as a lot political activist from Hongkong and overseas joined in the middle of the protest and eventually the pursuit escalated a lot). So that elderly was ordered to stay in his room and lost his power ever since(till the day he die he was never regain he’s power again even though he’s title remained).
Then of course the student will not heard from the leadership again, so they became furious and regrouped at the square. Since none of them was punished the first time. The entire country student started to do the same thing to support the protest. Which eventually go out of hand. Because the pursuit is simply impossible and the majority of the initial students who started this was replaced by all kinds of political activist, the whole thing went the other way.
Mthe leadership eventually got angry and sent final order, to ask the student to evacuate the square by midnight or the military will come in the clear the space out. Majority of the student left, but still a lot remains. Before I continue, you need to understand, at that time, if you are a college student. You are automatically being regarded as a successful person and you will make your family so proud. So these student are all young fearless teenagers with huge ego. And they got away the first time. So they really don’t believe the government will do anything to them. So that’s the context of why many of them stayed even though overthrown the government was not their pursuit.
So the government rallied the Northern discretion military to surround the city, and started a curfew. They were ordered to wait till 12 midnight to march in and clear the square. So when 12 strikes, they marched in and started to clear the square. My teacher was one of the students who was chased out the square during that night. He saw tanks and armed vehicles. Soldiers with guns. However, none of the them fired on the student, the only few shots was aimed sky to clear out the crowds. So the story of using machine guns slaughtering the student was definitely not true. There are student s who were trying to stop the tanks from moving in. They stood in front of the tanks and trying to stop them. The tanks who saw them did try to avoid them, but it is impossible to be faster than a running student. So the tanks were stopped. Soldiers have to grab them and clear them out of the roads. So is chaotic. After that, the tanks started to March again. However, from time to time, there are some student hiding at the corners will run in front of the tank tying to stop it. One of them was runned over by a tank. And this guy was the only one who got run over and he was sprint out of the shadow and lied really close to the tank. The teacher said he thinks the driver did not even notice there was a person in front of the tank.
To be honest, there has been many western reporters recording the whole protest from the start. And during that night. Many of them did recorded the whole thing. If something really ever happened. A slaughter or massaca, I really don’t think they would hide those footages. On the contrary, the footage they released only showed how student trying to block the tank rather than really how they were killed etc. In fact, none of the footage showed anyone was killed at all. think this speaks a lot.
And my teacher who got beaten by the soldiers, say that some of the soldiers seemed extremely furious and from the story they told, there is one more thing happened before they marched in. According to the soldiers that caught him, before they marched in, they were settled at the outer skirt of Beijing City. All four gates was guarded. Before the final march, there were 4 soldiers missing. They all asked for a toilet break and missing ever since. But the army won’t wait for individuals, so they continue as planned. The first troops who passed the Southern Gate saw 4 bodies hanging on the tree just outside the city. All four bodies were skinned and hanged on the tree. The work immediately spread out among the troops who were suppose to pass the southern gate. And they knew that was one of their fellow soldier. So among the four troops, southern side one was the most furious one and he soldiers was looking for revenge. Because they though the student did it. So they did beat up the student who tried to fight back. But none of them killed any student.
However, my teacher say there is no way the student would be able to pull off something so cruel and professional. And because he witnessed the whole protest thing from how it started and how it get out of hand. Later he started to believe the western power did played a role in this whole thing.
This is exactly a pharaphrase of what my teacher described to me about this event. I’m not old enough to experience it. But I do believe what he said because this topic is not required or requested by any textbook or school. He was just simply telling us the story because our entire class got curious that day. We didn’t even know he was one of the student on the square.
Rudeness is off the charts
What is the most outrageous “fee” you’ve ever been charged?
$12,877.11 – AT&T Service charge for international calls to (primarily Middle East)
Total Bill: $49,663.44
One problem? MY account has a International Block! No one could place a call using my landline telephone number. AT&T reviewed my account and indeed had multiple blocks including international. So they wiped the bill off.
2 months later, another phone bill with $63,0000+ in International Service Fees and the total bill was almost $200,00+.
This time around I called the Sheriff’s Office and they sent their Economic Crimes Detective to investigate. He personally phoned AT&T; was getting all sorts of wild responses: Calls were direct dialed, Calls were Operator Assisted, Calls were ….
Then he stopped them “Does she or does she not have a call blocking activated?” They responded with Yes. He demanded to know how my telephone number is associated with all these telephone numbers? They were silent.
So the Detective told me he’s taking my statements and do a research to find out who was making the calls and might dial a couple of those numbers.
Well, first before he left, he asked me permission if he could call his grandma (she lives in Canada) and if he placed the call, he would get an automated response that the call cannot be placed due to block. Sure enough, he dialed 3 times and got the automated response.
Then he decided, wait, let me try dialing these international calls from my landline, all he got was automated response. He pretty much knew how the person was dialing, using the phone switch on override. He told me it could take up to 90 to 120 days before he can figure out what was going on.
Meanwhile, got a phone bill for half a million; the other phone bill exceeded 1.3 million. This time AT&T had their lawyers filing a lawsuit against me for “unpaid calls”. I turned that over to the detective and those lawyers retracted.
Eventually the person “slipped” and the calls were actually being dialed out from Caribbean Islands, my landline telephone number was wired tapped, and the Interpol went over to the person’s house. Turns out he’s a major Drug Ring Leader – got busted.
AT&T tried to recoup the losses, but I already fired them and went back to the old GTE, just local long distance and no long distance at all. The biggest mistake AT&T did was call the FBI and reported me for fraud, and when they showed up, the Detectives were ready to prosecute AT&T.
I went so far to invoke a “restraining order” on AT&T. Judge awarded this unusual order, after seeing the volume of calls placed, and he rebuked AT&T for not doing their jobs → protecting the customers. AT&T whined that the calls were placed outside of the States. Judge didn’t care. AT&T could not sue me, and bad enough, I couldn’t sue them back (partially because no lawyer wanted the case – they felt I was a “cuckoo shy of all her marbles”)! The Judge also invoked the order that AT&T could not intrude on my credit reporting and they could not go after me for the outstanding bills.
It was a very rough and long 4 years! AT&T did not give up easily, but all in all, they lost every angle they tried to fire their arrows.
What’s the best revenge you’ve gotten after being fired or let go from a job?
I worked for a small airline in the 80’s. My pay was $800 a month, paid once a month. I got a call during a 14 hour work day and was told they were closing, so finish my out of state run and bring the plane back to the hangar in a different city. I was to pick up my check taped on the hangar door. After taxes it was $712. I got a taxi and went to the bank. I went in and tried to cash my check. They told me the account did not have enough to cover my check. The bank teller asked me if I had $20. I did and she deposited it in the account and I got $712 in cash. The next night the owner called me screaming about the paycheck- I just said- “Now John, you wouldn’t write me a bad check would you?”
White guys, what makes you believe that white women prefer you over black men?
Normally, I wouldn't put any race stuff on MM. As i believe it is a trivial issue. However, a handful of bad players (chads and Tyrones) are busy sexing up hundreds of women. Giving the ILLUSION that all men are like this. They are not. Most black and Hispanic males are NOT NOT NOT studs. They are basically good guys. Don't get the wrong impression. -MM
White women who have kids with black males are abandoned 97% of the time. After that, no White man will ever have them. They will never have a real boyfriend and husband. Blacks men commit violent crimes at an exponentially higher rate than White men. Such crimes include child molestation and mutilation. Don’t ask if you don’t want to hear the truth. Hope this helps.
What are the greatest examples of the butterfly effect / chaos theory in history?
A Dutchman’s acute sixth sense saved not only the Communist Party of China (CPC), but possibly all of China as well.
The year was 1921. Henk Sneevliet (1883~1942), a Rotterdam native who went by the pseudonym “Maring”, had recently been assigned to China by Vladimir Lenin personally to aid in the founding of a local communist party. He traveled to China as a finance journalist.
Maring had long been on the radar of the European authorities as a “troublemaker”, who had organised union strikes in the Netherlands, founded the Indies Social Democratic Association (the predecessor of the Communist Party of Indonesia) during his time in the Dutch East Indies, and was himself a member of the Communist Party of the Netherlands.
Upon his arrival in Shanghai – a Chinese city that was partitioned and ruled by the French, the Japanese, the British, the Americans, and the Chinese warlords, all of whom were actively hunting down leftists – he instantly knew he was being watched and followed. Because of his experiences in dealing with law enforcement all around the world, he became very good at sniffing out and evading cops and detectives, a skill that would come in very handy.
On 23 July 1921, the 1st National Congress of the CPC commenced in secret in the Huangpu District of the Shanghai French Concession. There were only 57 communists in all of China at the time, 12 of whom were chosen as representatives to attend the meeting.
On 30 July, a man wandered into the building where the meeting was taking place, took a look around, then bowed and apologised, saying he was lost. Something about the man rubbed Maring the wrong way, and he instantly knew the man was either a cop or a rat. He immediately alerted the other attendees to vacate the premises.
His instinct turned out to be correct. The intruder was none other than 程子卿/Zeng Cse King, a French-employed police officer who was heavily affiliated with Shanghai’s Green Gang Triad. The building was soon surrounded by the French police, who found it to be empty.
On 3 August, the meeting re-commenced on a small tour boat in the middle of a lake in the neighbouring city of Jiaxing. The meeting was groundbreaking, in that it led to the formal establishment of the CPC, and outlined its main objectives.
Were it not for Maring’s intuition and quick thinking, it is highly probable that China’s communist revolution would have been snuffed out long before it ever began. Of the 12 representatives present, one of them was a young scholar named Mao Zedong – a man who would later become one of the most influential world leaders of all time, and within decades, transform China from a semi-colonised backwater into a global powerhouse. History can be full of surprises.
Maring’s life story is fascinating. He was said to have had the stature – and stubbornness – of a Prussian soldier, and was known to be incredibly difficult to work with, which caused him to fall out with both the Dutch and Indonesian communist parties. However, no one would deny that he was of noble character.
During his time in Shanghai, he once witnessed a western policeman (likely French or British) bullying a Chinese coolie/labourer. The Chinese man was carrying heavy cargo on his back, and the cop stopped and questioned him, deliberately refusing to let him go.
You see, once you carry any significant weight on your shoulder (like the coolies in olden days did), it isn’t realistic to just stop and put it down, because then you would struggle to lift it up on your own afterwards (which is a great way to injure yourself). If you were stopped like that, you would literally have to stand still under the hot sun with over 60 kg on your back. The cop knew this, and took sadistic pleasure in torturing the Chinese man.
Maring was so infuriated by the sight that he beat up the cop on the spot. Bear in mind this was at a time when most white people saw the Chinese as literally lower than animals, and even many Chinese people looked down upon Chinese labourers. Which speaks volumes about the quality of Maring as a person.
During WWII, Maring was back in his homeland, leading a Dutch Marxist-Leninist resistance against the German invaders. In 1942, he and several of his comrades were arrested by the Nazis and executed by firing squad. They were singing The Internationale as the enemy pulled the trigger, staying defiant to the end.
