Even straw brains deserve respect—if only to avoid trouble

My mom died during childbirth, so for 10 years of my life all I had was my dad, until he told me that he had been diagnosed with cancer and wouldn’t have long to live. He gifted me a flash drive with videos I was supposed to open up on each of my birthdays so he could be there for me in spirit. He sent me to live with my grandparents, saying he wanted me to remember him as he was. I was heartbroken, but felt so loved that my dad put so much thought into making sure I never felt too far from him. Last year was my 27th birthday, and I went to watch the video with my grandparents, just like every year, when suddenly my grandpa said he couldn’t do it anymore. He said he had something to tell me and revealed that I was old enough to know the truth, that my dad never actually had cancer. He felt like it was too much to raise me by himself, so he lied about his sickness to make sure I let him go. I refused to believe him at first until he literally called my dad and put him on speaker. He sounded so much younger in the videos, but I would recognize my dad’s voice anywhere. My grandpa gave me his address and told me that he had made a new life for himself, and I shouldn’t take whatever I found personally. I showed up at his front door and met his wife. She knew who I was instantly and told me I wasn’t welcome inside. I begged to just speak to my dad and she threatened to call the cops. Just as I was leaving, I saw my dad pull up into their driveway. As soon as he saw me, he backed out and took off. I went straight home and deleted every single birthday video.

REACTION TO Simple Minds Someone Somewhere In Summertime Live 1983 | THE WOLF HUNTERZ REACTIONS

The United States is almost Insignificant and not ranked in the industry of maritime supply chains, let alone in the automation aspect of it.

Essentially, the maritime supply chain involves ships that carry goods across the sea, machinery that transfers goods between the shore and the ships, and equipment that moves goods around the terminals in the ports. Below is a rough illustration.

My job involves the sales and service of components supplied to the shipbuilding and port machinery industries for over 30 years. Throughout this time, I have been closely monitoring the trends and changes within these sectors.

Nowadays, the U.S. is not even in the running in these fields.

In 2024, China delivered 58% (51% in 2023, as shown in the chart below) of the world’s ship, while the U.S. only 0.1%.

In the harbor machinery and equipment sectors, China has maintained approximately 70% of the global market share for many years. Chinese companies ZPMC and SANY have delivered around 70% of the world’s STS (ship-to-shore) cranes, RTGs (rubber-tired gantry cranes), RMGs (rail-mounted gantry cranes), reach stackers, and straddle carriers. In addition to these two, there are also another 4–5 smaller Chinese players.
European companies such as Liebherr, Konecranes, and Cargotec etc. are also major players in the industry.

I have attached some photos of one of ZPMC’s factories to give you a sense of its breathtaking scale. I still remember my visit to this factory in 2010, together with a CEO from a European port crane manufacturer. As we viewed the colossal setup from a high-rise watchtower, the CEO shook his head and remarked to his colleague: ‘There is no way we could beat them.’

Cool.

Sir Whiskerton and the Scarecrow Strikes Back: A Tale of Hypnotized Hay, Pranks, and Feline Diplomacy

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of mischief, magic, and one very confused scarecrow who decided to take matters into his own straw-filled hands. Today’s story is one of hypnotic hijinks, farmyard pranks, and a cat who proved that even the most unlikely adversaries deserve a little respect—if only to avoid chaos. So, grab your sense of humor and a bag of popcorn (for snacking), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Scarecrow Strikes Back: A Tale of Hypnotized Hay, Pranks, and Feline Diplomacy.


The Hypnotic Scheme

It all began on a quiet morning when Edgar the crow, ever the bold and brazen trickster, decided to have a little fun. “Watch this,” he cawed to his fellow crows, his beady eyes glinting with mischief. “I’m going to hypnotize the scarecrow into thinking he’s alive. Then we’ll sit back and watch the chaos unfold!”

The crows cackled with glee as Edgar swooped down to the scarecrow, who stood motionless in the middle of the cornfield. “Listen carefully, my straw-filled friend,” Edgar said, his voice low and hypnotic. “You are not just a scarecrow. You are alive. You can move. You can think. You can… prank!”

The scarecrow blinked his button eyes and tilted his head. “I… I can?” he said in a creaky voice.

“Yes!” Edgar said, flapping his wings dramatically. “Now go forth and cause some mischief!”


The Scarecrow’s Reign of Pranks

With his newfound sense of life, the scarecrow set out to make his mark on the farm. His first target was Doris the hen, who was busy pecking at the ground. “Boo!” the scarecrow said, leaping out from behind a hay bale.

Doris squawked in alarm, flapping her wings wildly. “What in the name of cluck is going on?!” she cried.

“Cluck!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

Next, the scarecrow turned his attention to Rufus the dog, who was napping in the shade. “Wakey-wakey!” the scarecrow said, poking Rufus with his straw-filled hand.

Rufus yelped and leapt to his feet, his fur standing on end. “What the—?!” he barked, looking around in confusion.

The scarecrow’s pranks continued, each one more elaborate than the last. He tied Porkchop the pig’s tail in a knot, filled Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow’s love beads with mud, and even convinced Ferdinand the Duck that he had been cast in an opera about scarecrows.


Sir Whiskerton Investigates

As the chaos unfolded, I knew it was time to intervene. “This is getting out of hand,” I said, flicking my tail. “We need to find out what’s going on.”

I enlisted the help of Sebastian the tomcat, the farm’s mysterious and centuries-old feline. “Sebastian,” I said, “we need to break the spell on the scarecrow before he starts demanding snacks.”

Sebastian, ever the enigmatic figure, nodded solemnly. “Very well,” he said, adjusting his bowler hat. “But be warned—this may require… unconventional methods.”


Breaking the Spell

With Sebastian’s guidance, we confronted the scarecrow in the cornfield. “Listen here, you overstuffed haystack,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “Your pranks have gone too far. It’s time to put an end to this nonsense.”

The scarecrow crossed his arms (or at least tried to, given his limited mobility). “Why should I?” he said. “I’m alive now! I can do whatever I want!”

Sebastian stepped forward, his extra claws glinting in the sunlight. “Perhaps,” he said, his voice calm but firm. “But true life comes with responsibilities. And respect. If you continue down this path, you’ll only alienate those around you.”

The scarecrow hesitated, his button eyes flickering with uncertainty. “But… but Edgar said I could do whatever I want!”

“Edgar is a trickster,” I said, flicking my tail. “And tricksters rarely have your best interests at heart.”


The Moral of the Story

As the scarecrow pondered our words, the animals reflected on the day’s events.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Even straw brains deserve respect—if only to avoid trouble. Whether you’re a scarecrow, a crow, or a cat with a knack for solving mysteries, treating others with kindness and understanding is the key to harmony. And while a little mischief can be fun, it’s important to know when to draw the line.


A Happy Ending

With the spell broken, the scarecrow returned to his post in the cornfield, his button eyes once again staring blankly into the distance. The animals, relieved to have their peace restored, returned to their usual routines. Even Edgar, though initially disappointed, admitted that the scarecrow’s pranks had been a little too much.

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The scarecrow was back to normal, the farm was at peace, and all was right in the world.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new pranks, and hopefully, no more hypnotized scarecrows. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

I don’t remember all the tips we left but the one that comes to mind was we left a $0.01 tip. Yes, you read that right. Here’s what happened.

We went for a vacation down in San Diego and we went to a Mexican restaurant. I ordered the chicken fajitas. The meal comes out with no rice and beans. I asked the waitress she tells me it doesn’t come with it. Odd, I thought. It usually comes with this.

My oldest son, probably 8 at the time, happy kid, was also served his food. He got excited for some reason. The waitress very rudely said “wow. I never seen anyone get excited over a meal before.”

Oh mother fucker you don’t go there with my family. I got up, grabbed that plate of food and smeared it right in that bitches face and said “I bet you think that’s funny don’t you?” — Ok that never happened, but I wanted it to. We were surprised by what she said and when the check came, we left a one cent tip.

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Love Is The Drug – Roxy Music | Andy & Alex FIRST TIME REACTION!

Well I’ve got to say, I’m not impressed. And I own one of these:

First of all, the seat is way too hard. For a so-called grand tourer, I expect a very comfortable seat. Instead my bum is aching after about 40 minutes. After an hour, I’m more than happy to be heading home. I never feel refreshed after a long drive unlike a Mitsubishi Ralliart I had before the Mustang.

Second the seatbelt is horrendous as it digs into the side of my neck. As if the hard seat isn’t bad enough, the seatbelt is even worse.

And I had none of these problems with an Australian made car – ever. Sure there may have been minor irritations, but nothing like these.

Now sure, the 0–100 kph time of the Mustang is great, the handling is just as good, and it is surprisingly economical on the open road, but these things hardly make up for the two issues which really annoy the crap out of me. Honestly I prefer driving my old 1966 Hi-Po Mustang instead.

Gas Station at the End of the World

Submitted into Contest #279 in response to: Write a story from the POV of a zombie, mutant, or infected creature. view prompt

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The gas station tucked between your hometown and Memphis only accepts cash or party favours, so Marie opens her satchel over the counter and lets memories freckle the toothpaste-blue linoleum.An alabaster poker die. A spindle of hair-thin cotton. A deck of playing cards. A button popped from the collar of a school shirt.  This is all you have between you and the attendant is looking down at it like a janitor skirting a subway. You want to say: “That’s our lives, it’s all written down, but you can’t see what it means.” Instead, you keep your eyes on the cigarette case backgrounding the man’s head, the quilting of cardboard technicolour.“Come on,” Marie says, “There must be something you want. You gotta give us something.”She’s halfway over the counter, one hand flat, the other in the air like she can wrestle a win out of it. The attendant looks up from the queen of spades pinched between his fingertips. He has the eyes of a barn owl, a globe of carnelian pirouetting from his left earlobe like a tiny execution. There’s a paisley bandana knotted over his nose and mouth. Here is a man with a care for survival greater than yours.“Nothing here worth the trouble,” he flicks the card across the counter, “But I’d take a story. You lot clean?”“A story? The hell’s that meant to mean, man?”He shrugs, “Words. Easy deal, I thought. So, y’all clean or not?”Marie catches your eyes, a question mark carved into her forehead. She is looking for an answer. Here is what you know:Marie is clean.

You are unclean.

Neither of you are clean in the ways which matter.

Her tongue globes through the flesh of her cheek, pearled and sunburnt. Here she is, backlit, a messiah in the buttery sunburst of the open door. She shuffles down the collar of her aviator jacket and bares her throat. Skin the colour of burnt almonds, the colour of coffee and milk. No marks; nothing to see here. You lift your hair, present your throat to the boy behind the counter, hold your palm over the greening nape of your neck.

You are the only thing that marks Marie.

She leans against the counter and shoots a smile with too many teeth, a scattering of pebbles.

“That good enough for you, captain?”

“Sure.” He nods once, then twice. The traffic mirror in the corner of the shop chokes down your reflections and spits them back up a little bloated, a little faded. Seeing yourself is always like this these days; like staring down the dead. Seeing yourself is always like this these days; too near to swallowing glass.

 

——

The evening is the colour of an unripe plum and swallowed in the stench of motor fumes. Pools of gasoline smile up at you from the kicked-up pavement, raked through with purple and gold. Everything is quiet, unmoving. The boy sits down on the curb and you and Marie follow. He slaps three sweaty cans of Pepsi down by the toes of his roughed-up combat boots and gestures at you to take them. The tab slips under your fingertips and the drink goes down your throat like half-dead stars, a little flat in its violence. Sugar grits behind your molars, leaves your bottom lip rough and sticky.

The boy struggles with the pocket of his red plaid jacket, long hair curling over the grey hollow of his left under-eye. He places a joint between his lips where it hangs like a cut of straw. The boy cups his hands, ignites a match, and paints his jaw golden.

“I grow it in the back,” he nods at Marie, “Got a neat set up. Proper mattress, VCR, food, clearly.”

Marie stretches out her legs,

“Cool it Romeo, we’re not truck stop hookers. Just proper poor, poor, starving ladies.”

“Ha. You’re hardly my type,” He ashes his joint against the curb, “And we actually call ‘em ‘lot lizards’.”

He blows out a plume of silver smoke that curls over his hooked nose like the strokes of the Van Gogh paintings that you studied tirelessly in art class. He pulls a chapped, red-covered notebook from his back pocket and thumbs his way to the middle of it. He takes a pen from behind his ear and clicks it.

“You two gonna talk or what?”

——

In the beginning, you stole the car from her father’s impound. A Chevrolet the colour of spoiled salmon, scraped to ribbons of silver at the bumper.

“This is a bad idea,” You’d said, the mark at the base of your neck not yet the size of a fingertip and your fear of loneliness the only thing bigger than your guilt.

“There are no bad ideas,” she said, a lollipop bleeding sticky red over her bottom lip, “Only lame-ass bitches.”

She dangled the key under your nose,

“Come on, Thelma. Let me be your Louise.”

She wasn’t a film buff, so you didn’t say anything; omitted the detail of a car swooping over the Grand Canyon, of certain death blacked out only by rolling credits.

Fear makes monsters of us all.

At school, folded behind gum-stuck English desks, you’d studied a book about sailors, so from the stretch between your hometown and Nashville you played at being pirates. The static cracks of Billy Joel songs pushed through the radio became sea shanties. The silver insignia welded to the front of the truck became a sirenesque figurehead. You covered one eye with your palm and took from whoever you crossed paths with; dimpled cans of pears like minute treasure chests.

What you don’t tell the boy is of the chapter on gangrene, how the sailors would lop limbs off at the base to stop the swirling spread of disease. You don’t tell the boy of the joke, whispered through a cicada-heavy night, Marie’s fingers tracing your neck.

“Hack it off,” You’d said, “And we’ll end this mess once and for all.”

“I’d keep it on my mantle.”

But things felt different after this, and Billy Joel sang alone through the radio.

You tell the boy about the family Nashville, their slow-working faces, their mold-coloured skin. The girl, her child’s eyes reduced to hollows, her fists like rotted stone fruit, her teeth rusted with blood. What you don’t tell him is how in them you’d seen yourself and Marie had to settle you, palms at each side of your skull like a cage. You tell it through a different lens, keeping the three swift kills at the end of a snapped-off bedpost, the tins of food and bars of soap stolen away into a yellowed pillowcase, omitting the pale recognition of what was to come.

In the story “You have to leave me, I can’t have you end like this,” becomes, “They can’t be left, not with the disease spreading the way it is. There’s only monsters here.”

It’s true, really, if only sparing a few key details.

But he wants a better story and he tells you this, his fingernails planted between cracks of ashy asphalt, his heel crushing down on an empty Pepsi can. So you tell him the story about the girls kissing in sharpie-ridden bathroom stalls, hands locked under math-class tables. You tell him how you climbed your neighbour’s fence and stole into their pool, floated on your back in the water that did not belong to you, imagining that your eyes were someone else’s. How, at your first party, you drank too much and kissed a boy who was not a girl and felt like your lungs were burning. How, two years later, she kissed you behind a paint-peeled milk bar, and you felt like you had the final piece to a puzzle you didn’t even know you’d been solving.

Or should you say how these days memories come to you backwards, slotted into reverse?

Your father coughs blood into a handkerchief and then smokes twelve cigarettes, ashing them into his own urn.

You run away from something you cannot outrun with the girl and end up back in your bed, where the air is soapy clean and nothing has ever hurt you.

A newborn crawls back into her mother and makes a white-picket life in the gap before living.

Do you say how your own humanity is unravelling, but you won’t tell?

——

The boy leans back onto the cement, plaid-clad arms hoisting up his frail body. He looks at you, then Marie. In the melting sunlight, his eyes are bleached clementine. He flips his notebook shut and removes the ballpoint pen from between his lips, where it has left behind a bruise of watery ink. He stands and, one by one, kicks the cans standing before you. They roll off, scraping asphalt as they go, until they land and come to a stop in the middle of the vacant lot.

“I’m thirsty,” he says, “Wait here.”

As he leaves, he tosses the ballpoint pen in the air and catches it without looking, again and again. Sunlight scabs the red plaid of his shoulder blades. Once he’s swallowed up by the red and white haze of the gas station, Marie turns to you, takes your chin between her fingers. You clamp down on her wrist and try not to notice the press of bones, the sinews pressing against her skin like they might break away. You push her hand away.

“I’m poisonous, darling, don’t forget.”

——

The boy returns with one can of Pepsi, a buckknife, and a look in his eyes that spells ‘survivor’ like the scar under your skin spells ‘death.’ He is quiet, stripped of boister, and it takes a moment for you to register the press of a blade at the nape of your neck, pushing at your collar. You reach up to grab at his arm.

“What the hell are you doing?”

Marie moves to speak and he holds out his hand, pulls the bandana back up his crooked nose.

“Sorry ladies,” The knife-tip bites hard enough to draw blood, “You seem a nice pair but ‘nice’ isn’t worth my life.”

Marie’s hands move inside her jacket. The boy jerks his head, and the knife digs deeper,

“And I don’t appreciate being lied to.”

 ——

Here is a story the boy won’t hear; here is the story of why you don’t bring a knife to a gunfight.

Here is the story where the boy is laid dead on the asphalt with a bullet buried between his barn-owl eyes, and all you can do is cover his face with his own bandana, ransack his home, and get in the car.

Here is the story where you slip pills tight between your molars and and the girl beside you says,

Spit, spit goddamn it. I’m not doing this alone.

But you both know you’re running on borrowed time.

Here is the cherry-coke air freshener penduluming from the rearview mirror. Here is the revolver set back in the glove box. Here are the fists beating the sun-singed dashboard, the ache of your fresh pearl knuckles.

 You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole. Don’t talk, just drive.

He was going to kill you, you idiot, you sentimental moron.

Just drive.

Marie thinks that in order to be clean one must first be dirty. Marie thinks holiness is worth jack unless it lives first as sin.

Marie thinks a lot of things.

Here is the story where the girl holds out her hands as a saint and you spit mushy pills into her cupped palms like milk teeth, because you’ll do whatever she tells you, for better or worse. Here is the part where she pulls a coin from the dead boy’s wallet and places it face down on the back of her hand.

Heads or tails? Win or lose?

I don’t want to play anymore.

We’ve got a long way to go until the end, Red. Just play the game.

China is not in deflation. The economy is not declining, but vibrant. Businesses are not retrenching, but expanding. Employment is stable and rising, the annual jobs creation steady at 11 million. Household income and savings are rising. Consumer expenditure is rising. The society is in the state of confidence and jubilance, not malaise.

What it is is an economy growing at 5%, twice the US pace and 4 times the other rich countries. CPI at +0.5% to +1%. No inflation as it did not need to pour trillions into the economy during Covid-19 to salvage it. These are the signs of an economy growing at a sustainable pace, not the signs of a weak economy. If these were US numbers, it would be hailed as an unprecedented achievement.

China has a dynamic growth economy that is in transition to a high-tech/green-tech economy. Jobs creation and jobs destruction are the essence of this process. The transformation of the traditional industries by new technologies and digitalisation has speed up.

AI is new. DeepSeek’s open-source has democratized it. For sure this would generate wide applications, greater power, algorithmic efficiencies, innovations, and ever rising uses. Already there are collaborations of AI with EVs, smartphones, other consumer electronics, and manufacturing. There would be productivity gains and new demands will be created. The net result may well be jobs creation rather than jobs destruction, bearing in mind that China’s is an industrialized economy.

Meanwhile, the level of confidence is high. On 17 February, President X Jinping met with leaders of tens of China’s high tech companies. He told them – the opportunities are immense. It is time they use their talents.

Pennsylvania Dutch Cherry Pie

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Ingredients

  • 1 pastry circle from 15 ounce refrigerated pie crust
  • 2 (21 ounce) cans cherry pie filling
  • 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon grated orange peel
  • 3/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/3 cup butter or margarine
  • 1/4 cup unblanched almonds

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 425 degrees F.
  2. Fit pie crust into a 9 inch pie plate. Lightly dampen underside of crust and turn edge under pressing firmly to rim of pie plate.
  3. In a large bowl, combine pie filling and orange peel. Spoon into pie crust. Set aside.
  4. In a small bowl combine flour, sugar and cinnamon. Using pastry cutter or blender, cut in butter until it resembles coarse crumbs. Sprinkle mixture over cherry pie filling, covering completely and evenly.
  5. Bake for 20 minutes until filling is hot and top is golden brown.
  6. Sprinkle with almonds.

WARNING!!! ELDERLY DUMPING IS QUITE COMMON PLACE!

An elderly woman, wheelchair bound. Nursing Home could no longer keep her, no one’s sure if it was family or relative, but they came and picked her up and at night dropped her in the rear end parking lot of a church and left her there.

The storms came in, torrential rain, throughout the night. Then came the morning, when one of the church volunteer stopped by. They found an elderly woman, (estimated age – approximately 89 to 94) bound to the wheelchair, soaking wet, her diaper was soiled, with the blanket wrapped around her (that was also soaking wet).

She could not talk, she showed signs of possibility having Alzheimer’s. There were no form of identification at all. No markings, not a single clue where she came from, who she is, why she was placed here. If she was on medication, there were no way of knowing.

She was not capable of moving (in other words, she couldn’t use the wheelchair, she needed help).

I was called because the Church’s Senior Pastor was on vacation and the assistant Pastor was out of town, and all the Elders were at work, and one of the Elders told the person to call me and gave him my telephone number.

When I arrived, the Office personnel already took the woman to the Gym, to give her a bath. The Men went into the storage to pull out “yard sale items” for the upcoming Church Yard Sale. The Elder’s wife was rummaging through them trying to find a dress and some “PJ’s”. The other women (Ladies Bible Study group), were already in the gym – found her some diapers, and were clothing her.

Then one stated, that we had no idea what happened, the Maintenance men were reviewing the cameras, and it doesn’t show anyone being there before the power outage (power went out for almost 7 hours), then around 3 in the morning, there’s a woman in a wheelchair sitting there in the parking lot. I mean, no one even bothered her to put her by the sidewalk where she could at least have overhead shelter from the storm.

One found a hair dryer, and a couple of women were blow drying her hair. As for this elderly woman’s reaction – remained “neutral”.

At that time, I had rapport with just about ALL Nursing Homes, Assisted Facilities, and Specialized Homes. No one had a woman removed, like several had remarked, she might not be from this area. (Which I would term this “Out of Range”.)

Yes, I am fully aware that Nursing Home Administration “lies” just to cover their backsides.

Once that woman was all dolled up, I spied a Baby Bib, and told them to “Give her Baby food” – I wanted to see how she could eat (If she could swallow). They fed her squash, applesauce, and decided to give her “chicken noodle soup”, which she slurped that happily. She is not able to feed herself, someone has to feed her.

The Law Enforcement Elder Officer was present, we were going through laundry lists. There were some females (and males) that were evicted and put out in the streets (yes, that’s 100% legal), but none of them were her.

She does not talk. At least she had most of her teeth (I was hoping if she had dentures, her name would be etched on her dentures).

She was taken to be under the State Custody, marked as where the person was found. (Example: Calvary Church Parking Lot).

Why do families do this? I do not understand. When all overhead resources have been exhausted, there’s other programs. Yes, it’s frustrating because they’re often with long waiting lists. One would have to be with the Elderly person 24 hours a day and night.

I would rather that someone would pin a note with a name (example: Ada Doe).

Is Elderly dumping common? Far more than you realize!

I’ve seen people abandoned elderly men and elderly women:
At the park
At the Stores / Malls
At a Library
At a beach
At a bank (we had 2 that were dumped there)
At a bus stop
At a Hospital grounds or near it

While yes, it’s true, some Elderly are able to move about – but of course, they have no idea where they are! There’s been some that walked for miles and miles, confused, in a daze.

Nursing Homes and Facilities – even State Owned ones too – are just equally guilty of evicting patients! They take them outside on the sidewalk and leave them. (When family members are not able to accomplish anything and/or aren’t able to pick them up, or worst, they have no family members.)

To me, personally, it is sad! The world will blow up if someone did this to a helpless baby, but yet, the world is completely SILENT when someone does this to a helpless elderly person!

Why Western Hegemony Is Crumbling: China’s Rise & the Global Power Shift!

AI generated, but really, REALLY, good.

Sometimes, patience brings the sunshine back

In 2002, Julia Roberts won the Oscar for Best Actress for her performance in Erin Brokovich , the true story of a single woman’s fight against a company responsible for polluting the region’s water.

Julia Roberts will take the stage to receive her trophy and give a 4-minute speech, while the time allotted to winners is normally 45 seconds.

The actress caused a sensation when she called the conductor to tell him, from the beginning: “Sir, you are doing a wonderful job, but you pull the baton too quickly, so I suggest you sit down, because I have things to say and I may never have another chance to be here! »

And a few moments later, in the middle of her speech, she will address the producers of the ceremony showing the stopwatch that indicates the time she spends on stage:

“Turn off that timer, it stresses me out!”

During the 4 minutes she will spend on stage, Julia Roberts will thank many people, including the other actors in the film, the other nominees, the director, her boyfriend, her mother…

But she won’t thank Erin Brokovich, the person behind the project, who she plays in the film, who she hung out with during filming and with whom she probably had a very good relationship.

An embarrassing oversight.

Julia Roberts also realized this shortly after leaving the stage, when answering journalists backstage.

She then apologized categorically: “I made a big mistake. I was so upset that I forgot to thank Erin. Shame on me, shame on me! Very humbly, I thank you a thousand times.”

Julia Roberts’s oblivion will be almost as much of a conversation piece as the length of her acceptance speech.

Erin Brokovich, for her part, will not go against the star and will refute critics who wanted to see this carelessness as a form of ingratitude or narcissism.

“It was her moment, not mine,” she said. “I didn’t see anything wrong with it, it didn’t bother me at all!”

I was QCing a project at a contractors. I always like to deal directly with the person doing the work, rather than have a manager or supervisor show me the work that’s been done so far, as the manager isn’t as intimately involved in the details. I had never met this worker before. The manager made the introductions, and asked him to begin. He started giving me a whole tutorial on how the whole process works, so I could see the big picture. I told him I understand the process, I just want the details of what he is doing on my project. He ignored me, so sure of himself that he was the expert, and kept talking over top of me. He explained that people didn’t understand why certain steps were done, so they would do them wrong if it wasn’t explained to them. His boss, who used to work for me, broke in and asked him what they called the method they were using. He replied, the Wilson method. Then he asked him if he remembered who he had just been introduced to. He said no, he wasn’t paying attention.His boss said, meet Mr Wilson. He was a lot more subdued after that, but still talked over me occasionally.

You don’t talk over the client, you don’t talk over the person who designed the process. Yet here was this guy telling so sure he understood it better, that he did both.

Why do judges sentence people to 100 years to life or 150 to life? A person never lives that long. Does a person even have the possibility of meeting with parole after 15 or 20 years with that kind of sentence?

I had a cellmate in Pelican Bay who received a sentence of 110-to-life. His first parole board hearing was so far in the future (like 85 years or something ridiculous like that) he had resigned himself to dying in prison. So I think that the judge that gave him the time was generally following the law. The three-strikes-law. It is an archaic law but it was the people of California that passed it. The judge was doing basically what the law required him or her to do. In other cases, a judge may be trying to make an example of someone by giving them that kind of time. Usually it’s because they do not detect any remorse in the person.

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I had left my prior job as a VP of IT at a start-up based out of NYC. I had over 20 years of experience in IT at that point, much of it at managerial level. I had been making a 6 figure salary for several years.

A recruiter reached out to me with a job offer. It didn’t sound quite right, but I thought I’d listen.

He describes the job. It was basically “break and fix”. Stuff I had done as entry level work twenty years previously. The pay was something like $20/hour and would have required a daily commute of about an hour each way.

The recruiter sounded young and new to the job. I very politely asked him to look at my last few job titles and job descriptions and asked him if he thought what he was offering was commensurate with my skill set and what he thought my expected salary would be. I then advised him if he wanted to be successful in his field that he really adjust his approach.

I have no idea if he did, but I shortly went back into consulting, and worked fewer hours a year making just as much.

I’ve got nothing against break and fix IT jobs. I’ve been there, done that. We need folks like that. But it wasn’t the job for me at that point in my career.

“After My Husband Adopted My Kids, I Left Him for My Ex.”

Imagine these nomadic raiders as the original “armed squatters on horseback” 🐎. When their grasslands turned into frozen wasteland, they’d basically pull up to China’s doorstep like: “Hey neighbor! Since Mother Nature cancelled our buffet, we’ll just… uh… borrow your groceries… WITH SWORDS!” 🔪

For them, raiding wasn’t career choice – it was the OG “DoorDash or die” delivery service. Why freeze your butt off herding sheep when you could yeet yourself over the Great Wall for some warm loot?

Modern Chinese anti-illegal-immigration vibes? That’s centuries of collective memory going: “Nope, not letting history repeat its TikTok remix of ‘surprise dinner guests with battleaxes'” 🛡️🍽️. Would YOU want kung pao chicken interrupted by dudes screaming “YEEHAW THIS TABLE’S OURS NOW”?

Yes, even if you are as powerful as a lion on the grassland, you will be stung all over your face by these mosquitoes

Then you invented the mosquito net (Great Wall), but there are always loopholes in the mosquito net

When you go after them, they will disappear without a trace The effort you put in is not proportional to the benefits you receive

This is the experience of Chinese people fighting against illegal immigrants

YES, You need to spray highly toxic insecticides indiscriminately, and you also need to be prepared to spend a large amount of money to treat the polluted water sources and manure pits near your home

The Curse of the Cursed Sunbeam

It was a bright and beautiful morning on the farm, and Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s self-appointed detective and philosopher, was ready to bask in his favorite sunbeam. He had it all planned out: a luxurious stretch, a quick grooming session, and then a well-deserved nap. But as he sauntered over to his usual spot by the barn, something was terribly wrong.

The sunbeam was gone.

Sir Whiskerton blinked, adjusted his monocle, and looked again. No, it wasn’t a trick of the light. His beloved sunbeam had vanished, replaced by a shadow cast by a rogue cloud that had parked itself directly overhead. The cloud was stubborn, unmoving, and—dare he say it—rude.

“This is an outrage!” Sir Whiskerton declared, pacing back and forth. “A sunbeam is not merely a patch of light; it is a sanctuary, a place of reflection, a stage for my brilliance! This cloud has no right to intrude upon my daily routine.”

Rufus the Dog, ever the loyal sidekick, trotted over, his glowing green fur flickering with concern. “Maybe it’s just passing through, Sir Whiskerton. Clouds do that, you know.”

“Passing through? This cloud is loitering!” Sir Whiskerton huffed. “It’s as if it has a personal vendetta against me. I must get to the bottom of this.”

Doris the Hen, who had been eavesdropping (as usual), clucked nervously. “Oh dear, oh dear! What if it’s cursed? What if the cloud is haunted? What if it’s a sign of impending doom?”

“Doom?” Sir Whiskerton raised an eyebrow. “Doris, please. This is no time for your dramatics. This is a matter of science—and possibly philosophy. I shall consult Philo the Philosophical Penguin. If anyone can unravel the mystery of this cursed cloud, it’s him.”


Philo the Philosophical Penguin was perched by the pond, deep in thought, as usual. His eyes were closed, and he was muttering something about the existential nature of ripples. Sir Whiskerton approached with Ditto the Kitten trailing behind, echoing every word.

“Philo, I require your wisdom,” Sir Whiskerton began.

“Philo, I require your wisdom,” Ditto echoed.

“A rogue cloud has stolen my sunbeam,” Sir Whiskerton continued.

“A rogue cloud has stolen my sunbeam,” Ditto repeated.

“And I demand to know why it refuses to move,” Sir Whiskerton finished.

“And I demand to know why it refuses to move,” Ditto parroted.

Philo opened one eye and regarded them both. “Ah, the sunbeam. A fleeting moment of warmth in an otherwise cold and indifferent universe. But tell me, Sir Whiskerton, have you considered that the cloud might simply need a good conversation?”

“A conversation?” Sir Whiskerton scoffed. “With a cloud? Preposterous!”

“Preposterous!” Ditto chirped.

“And yet,” Philo continued, “all things have a voice, if only we listen. Perhaps the cloud is lonely. Or perhaps it has a message for you. Patience, my feline friend, is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.”

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Very well. I shall attempt to converse with this obstinate cloud. But if this doesn’t work, I’m holding you responsible, Philo.”

“Responsible!” Ditto echoed.


Back at the barn, Sir Whiskerton stood beneath the cloud, cleared his throat, and began. “Ahem. Cloud, if you can hear me, I demand to know why you’ve taken my sunbeam. This is highly inconvenient, not to mention disrespectful.”

“Disrespectful!” Ditto added, standing beside him.

The cloud did not respond. It simply hovered, dark and silent.

Sir Whiskerton tried again. “Cloud, I understand that you may have your reasons, but surely you can see that this sunbeam is of great importance to me. It’s not just a patch of light; it’s a symbol of order, of balance, of… of me!”

“Of me!” Ditto chimed in.

Still, the cloud remained unmoved.

Just as Sir Whiskerton was about to give up, a gentle breeze swept across the farm. The cloud shifted ever so slightly, and a sliver of sunlight broke through. Encouraged, Sir Whiskerton continued. “Ah, I see you’re listening now. Very good. Now, if you’d be so kind as to move along, I’d greatly appreciate it.”

The cloud shifted again, and more sunlight spilled through. Slowly but surely, the cloud began to drift away, revealing the full glory of Sir Whiskerton’s sunbeam.

“Success!” Sir Whiskerton declared, triumphant. “The curse of the cursed sunbeam has been lifted!”

“Lifted!” Ditto cheered.

As Sir Whiskerton settled into his sunbeam, he couldn’t help but reflect on Philo’s advice. Perhaps the cloud had needed a little patience and understanding after all. Or perhaps it had just gotten bored. Either way, the lesson was clear: sometimes, patience brings the sunshine back.

And with that, Sir Whiskerton closed his eyes, basking in the warmth of his restored sunbeam, while Ditto curled up beside him, echoing his contented purrs.

The End.

Moral: Sometimes, patience brings the sunshine back.

In tamil we have a saying “Naama avalovu worth illa”

This means “We ain’t worth the effort”

These are our majority of the voters

They don’t understand English

Half of them can’t read or write

And they will sell their vote for 5 Kilos of Rice

So Chinese officials need 2 Kilos of Mutton and 6000 Bucks to buy votes in India 😂😂😂

That’s 500 Yuan a vote

That’s 50 Billion Yuan to buy 10 Crore votes

Around less than 1% of their Trade Surplus

So if the Chinese really decided to step in, half of us would be speaking mandarin by now

So these are delusions


Chinese Propaganda Officials have one job

Counter the Propaganda against China

They do this not by just talking but showcasing Chinese achievements and letting the world do it’s thing

They do it by inviting people and showing them what China is

Not stupidly paying a bunch of people to write propaganda that no one reads

Samuel Knight

“Time to sweep,” I said and sighed. And no one answered. No one ever answers. No one but the wind. It speaks. It spoke. But it couldn’t have been the wind. The windows were closed—the blinds were drawn—they’re always closed—always drawn—it’s always dark at dawn in here—it stinks in here—that’s because there’s no wind. Outside, while I work, the wind might talk, might hush or mock or play its twister games, but not in here. Never in here. So maybe it was me. Was me that answered, I mean. I never answer, but maybe I did this time.

Anyway, it answered—whoever answered—whatever? Ah. Yes. Yes! Whatever. It was a whatever. Yes. Because it was my broom—my special besom broom, Echo—I call it Echo—that answered. That’s why the answer sounded dry and distant and repetitive. My arms are long. Yes. That makes sense. Echo often answers. Echo’s my broom. It speaks in whispers, dry and sharp, with every sweep. Shhh, it says. Shhh. With its bristly shushing sounds, with every sweep—I realise that I’m sweeping now—I’m outside now—odd—with every sweep, it sounds its shushes like a person shushing others into silence, like the world should hush and let me work.

I don’t know why Echo shushes others into silence. In this silence, there are no others. There are never any others. Only me. There was a woman once. Now, only me. Out here. Only me. Me and my street. The street and its leaves. Me and the leaves that I sweep. They’re all I sweep. Leaves. But I’m not a leaf-raker. I am not a raker! I have Echo. Echo’s my broom. I am a sweeper! I sweep! That’s what I do. That’s what I am. A street-sweeper! Who sweeps. I’m alone. Once the wind called me a raker. A rakist! The audacity! I’d never rake. But Echo’s right. The world should hush and let me work. The wind that I can now faintly feel should hush. Today I have to work. I have to sweep up Fifth Street. Fifth Street is mine. It’s mine. It’s mine to clean, to keep—to maintain! That’s the word! Maintain! I maintain the streets. It’s mine to maintain. Fifth Street is maintained by me, and no one else. Or, it was. I’m forgetful now. I wasn’t once. I am now. Time twists.

But back to the street. It’s never clean. Fifth Street, I mean. It’s never clean. Leaves fall on it every day: curling, golden-brown. And every day, they seem a little darker. They fall from no trees—there are no trees here—not anymore—but they fall all the same. A little gift from nowhere. A little challenge by no one. “Clean Fifth Street!” my challenger decrees. But that’s not true. My challenger wouldn’t call it Fifth Street. I call it Fifth Street. I don’t know what street it is or what it’s called. I think it’s the only street, but one time when I had swept four-fifths of the street I saw that there was a fifth of the street left, so, naturally, I called that fifth of the street the Fifth Street, fifth of five that I’d had to sweep, but then I realised that since that street, the Fifth Street, was actually the same street as the rest of the street that I’d already swept, the whole thing was the same street as the Fifth Street and thus should have the same name as the Fifth Street and thus should be the Fifth Street, but since most place names drop the the I just call it all Fifth Street. Anyway, I have to work.

As day draws on, dull light dawns, and it starts. Gold leaves fall. Slow drifts. I mutter, starting my work, brushing Echo forward. Echo protests, bristles rasping on the broken paving. But it moves. I’m strong, arms long—Echo always moves for me. And now too, the wind is watching. I feel it on my back and on the back of my neck. I feel it soft and sharp. It’s both at once. Sometimes it helps, pushing piles into place. Sometimes it laughs, loosing them before I’m done. It’s so fickle. Always playing games. Makes me laugh. But it isn’t just a breeze. Don’t call it a breeze! It’s a voice, a hand, a thing with thoughts—and feelings too, don’t forget! Do not insult it! That didn’t go well last time. I feel it watching when I sweep. I feel its fingers tugging, teasing, testing, always testing. It knows me well, knows how to rile me up and calm me down. It toys with me. I’m fine with that. Sometimes, when it quiets, when it stills or shifts to something soft, I wonder what it’s doing. Honestly, my work is made quite hard by its distractions. But that’s fine. Anyway, I have to work.

A softing morning. Soundless. Still. I’m working well. No wind. No word. No sound. Save me. That’s weird. There’s not much left for me to do. I’ve gotten faster. Well, actually, I’m older. I’ve gotten slower. But I’ve gotten more efficient. I’m almost done. Almost. Fifth Street’s stretch is clean behind me for the first time in a long time. No leaves. No dust. Just clean. Grey pavement, rough and clean.

“I guess I’m done,” I say, somewhat surprised. “No more today.”

And just as I begin to bring my Echo over the last of this day’s leaves, I hear a sound. A strange sound. A high-pitched clink. And there, by me, at the end of the street, I saw it. A leaf. I thought for sure it was a leaf. The last leaf—perhaps made brittle by the early cold. But no. It was no leaf. It was something else. It shone. A sliver of a silver something, shining palely in the light—not gold at all—a sliver that should not be there—could not be there—must not be there!—yet was there. It was there for a reason. I—my fingers—itched to hold it, claim it, clean the floor of it, but my mind lagged, spinning leaflike in a wind of worry. What did it want?

My arms are long—just long enough to stretch to where the silver lay. Echo clattered to the ground just as my hand had found the thing it sought to hold. A key. No, not a key. A key-like thing. I turned it over in my hand and felt its edges sharp against my skin. Cold, smooth, and heavy in a weird way, heavier than its size should have allowed. It was a key-like thing. Its sharpness shivered, humming faintly on my skin, whispering—or was that the wind? It seemed to nudge. Nudge me, I mean. I’m me. Echo’s my broom.

Behind, the wind arose. It carried up my well-piled leaves—the piles I’d worked so hard to pile together!—and swept them down the street like a gilded tide. I jumped, shocked, raged, and shouted after it—but I can’t shout—and I ran after it—but I can’t run—so I hobbled, mumbling, behind my leaving leaves, dragging Echo with me. They moved so fast. They all moved. All. Every leaf.

“Swept away,” I muttered and growled. “Swept away. I was almost done. I was done! A little is fine. Sweeping some is fun. But all! You swept away all my work! All!” The leaves tumbled onward, flowing with the wind, increasing with its speed. “You… I just swept that!” And faster and faster they blew on, and I followed, until they, with dully rasping smacks, collided with a gate. I’d not known that that gate was there.

I approached it. It was old. I’d never seen this gate before. Its iron bars were black and bent and chains were wrapped around it, thick and tight, and rust made flakes upon their skins, and over and under those chains were strips of fabric, fluttering in the wind, leaves tasselled on them, written over with the words “KEEP OUT” and “DO NOT ENTER” alternating repetitively in bold.

I stood there, staring. The wind decayed, and leaves began to drop and gather up behind my feet like children huddled up behind their mother’s skirts. And when the leaves had fully fallen, there I saw a small, black lock. Black, but warm. I felt its heat. I sought out that silver key thing—I’d pocketed it—and it too was warm now, buzzing faintly in my grip. The wind gusted, hard, impatient, tugging at my shirt, my arms, my legs, my hair—no—I had no hair—but it tugged at where I should have had hair—pushing me forward. The key now quivered in my hand—or my hand now quivered on the key—as I brought it, the key, and my hand, them both really, closer up to the lock. It felt quite warm now, like it had come to life. I slid the key into the lock. There was no resistance, no awkward insertion, just a soft click, like an exhale. And then the wind blew hard, and a door part of the gate creaked open.

I stepped back for a moment, the gate yawning open, black and not. The key now burned within my palm, no longer cold, no longer heavy, only hot and weightless like its light—it was shining now—I think I mentioned that. I think. Anyway, the wind pushed me forward. Pushed! Insistent. Swirling with sounds I could not comprehend—sounds, echoes, of laughter, of weeping, shouting—tangled sounds, together rushing up much like a tide about to break.

I put a nervous foot out through the gate, then hunched myself and went through with my foot.

Light hit me like a slap. Too bright. Too full. It flooded in. I stumbled forward, clutching Echo, clutching hard like how a drowning man might clasp a drift of wood. The wind was heavy here, different, loud. It didn’t just play. It howled. It carried things.

I blinked. The world sharpened, focused. And I saw. Beyond the gate, I saw a street. A street not like Fifth Street with its silence and its emptiness, its golden barrenness. This street was alive. Cars honked. Drills knocked. Shoes stepped. And voices shouted. Voices! My God, voices! Voices shout! I’d forgotten the sound—I’m forgetful now. But as I stood, my senses stabilising, the wind rushed past me, wild and free, carrying the smells of food and the smells of people—people!—and the smells of puddles, and oil, and dirt, and something else—something electric in my nose. Rubbish. Actual rubbish. Filth! The street was filthy. Leaves. Wrappers. Cups. Papers. Mud. Spit. Muck. Trash. Everywhere, piles and drifts and smears of filth. Different filth. Filth alive, breeding, multiplying. Not like the leaves, orderly in their disobedience, but anarchic, defiant, irredeemable filth: a mess in need of me. It needed to be cleaned. It never would be clean. Never. But that didn’t matter. It needed me. I need someone. Fifth Street had been mine. Now this street would be mine. I had a lot of work to do. Start with the leaves before they rot.

I took a further step out through the gate, feet crossing the threshold. “There’s always more to do.” I said. The wind whirled with noise, triumphant in its sounds. I knew it was laughing. I was laughing. “There’s more mess than just mine.” I cried. “Alright!” I said through teary laughs. “Alright! Alright! I’ll clean it up. I’ll clean it all.”

I began by brushing Echo on the ground, its bristles hissing shushes at the crowds. The people tried to ignore us, tried not to look. They tried to walk around me, stepping over the piles I’d swept together. That was fine. It didn’t matter. This was my street now. It would appreciate my work one day.

One woman saw me. “Hey,” she said, sidestepping my well-swept piles. “What are you doing?” She had a uniform on.

I looked up, Echo poised mid-sweep, eyes wide, surprised—she looked angry.

“Sweeping.” I said. “Cleaning what needs cleaning.”

The woman frowned, anger deeper. “Cleaning? Why are you raking…”

“Sweeping!” I cut her off, yelling. “I am not a raker! I’ve raked nothing!”

She frowned. “Okay…” She said, on guard. “Look. You’re not meant to be here. What are you trying to clean? The gutter? And… and how did you get my—please give it back!” She snatched the keylike thing from me.

I smiled faintly, tilting my head. “I’m just cleaning, ma’am. I’m always cleaning,” I smiled deeper. “Got to get on with my work… Lots to do today… Always cleaning.”

She sighed deeply then put on a fake face, a fake smile, her eyes flicking to Echo like it was a weapon. “Come on,” she said, voice clipped and pretending caring. “Give me the branch. You can’t clean anything with this.”

“Echo’s my broom!”

“That’s a branch… Come. We’ll get you something at the station. Come. Let’s take you somewhere that will help.”

Help me!

“No. No.” I said. “I don’t need help. The streets need help. The leaves need help! Can you not see? They’re dying. They need to be swept away before they rot! I have to sweep. If I don’t…” I trailed off and swept away, the wind about us twirling, like in play, on over to the end of the street where there stood a great Autumn tree, shining with the sun, its leaves falling one by one, gold and in decay. I’d leaned upon some limbs like its sometime before this day. Or maybe I didn’t. I forget these things.

I went to this auction about 15 years ago. I seen some pretty neat stuff in there and decided to bid on a couple items. The first one had an NES along with a nintendo 64 and controllers and a whole bunch of games and I got the box for $1 (Someone stole it almost right after I bought it! I left it there because there was a snowblower 2 items away I bid on and didnt get and when I stepped over to where it was supposed to be, it was gone!)

The next thing I bid on was 4 bar chairs (which I still have) that match my table perfectly and got those for $10 each.

The next one is where the value is. I come up to this box with numerous carnival glass items in that I decided looked really cool. They were 3 items away so I waited and they came to a table with 4 kindy crappy looking chairs in amazing shape that no one bid on…they added the box of a few kids toys in there and still no one bid! Then they added the carnival glass and no one bid and I said Ill give ya a buck and he yelled SOLD!

I got a table and chairs I didnt want and didnt have room for because I bought those 4 chairs less than an hour prior! (Thankfully, someone came up and offered to take the table and two chairs off me for $5 and I was like, you can take all 4 chairs and the table. He said 2 only, he gave me the 5 and his boy and him lifted the table and 2 chairs into his truck and took off.)

I grabbed the box of toys, threw them in my front seat of my vehicle and looked at the carnival glass. One was a broken yellow butter dish, one was a blue platter (that I gave to my grandma and when she passed away, a non blood aunt decided she wanted it so she took it grrrrr), and one was a blue candy dish with an intact lid with no blemishes (which I still have).

I get home (hour drive), take out the six chairs, and grab the two boxes. I empty out the carnival glass and break down the box and look in the box of toys. It was a lot of little platic toys except for 2 little pristine john deere front loader toys and a coin in a plastic holder. I thought it looked old and I took it to the nearest coin place (50 miles away) and asked him what I had. He almost fell out of his chair! He said that the coin was from 300–400AD and he called the coin something in french (?) and said that the coin was in “not bad” condition. He said the coin was worth a little over $1000. I asked him if he would give me 900 for it and he said that he is going to have to get it graded and then maybe sell it so he said he felt better for 750, I haggled up to 800 and he took it.

All that stuff in one auction for $42 plus tax minus the $5 the one man gave me for the table

Southern Mayonnaise Biscuits

With only five ingredients, these Southern Mayonnaise Biscuits are a snap to make!

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Ingredients

  • 2 cups self-rising flour*
  • 1 tablespoon baking powder
  • 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1 tablespoon melted butter (+ more for biscuit tops)

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F.
  2. Roll into 2 1/2 inch balls and place biscuits on a baking pan.
  3. Bake for 8 minutes, then remove and brush some melted butter over the top of the biscuits.
  4. Return pan to the oven for 3 minutes until light golden brown on top.

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Initially the Bullet Train was to be built using Japanese Technology and Financing

Now after a shopping 10 years and 10 metres of development, the new plan is to use Technology Transfer of the Japanese and build the train ourselves

A Chimpanzee with a toolkit can do it 😁

Can we afford to?

Hell NO!!!!!

Our Government and the Idiots in charge have finally realized the actual investment needed to electrify a line with sufficient power to hit 250 KPH plus the maintenance cost

The Heat Transfer mechanism alone runs to $ 9,000 per Kilometre per day which means a 300 Km distance runs for $ 270,000 a day or $ 100 Million a year (₹ 870 Crore)

You need at least 12,000 Kms before the heat transfer mechanism cost reduces to less than $ 1,000 per Kilometre per day

The Chinese with 45,000 Kms and massive profits from Cargo, still run an average loss of 8.7% a year on their high speed rail

With our filthy corruption, low quality standards – our losses could be much higher

China has a truckload of money

India has NO MONEY whatsoever

So the question is – HOW CAN WE COVER UP THE LOSSES OF A BULLET TRAIN ESPECIALLY MAINTENANCE?


The Worthless Vande Bharat is the best example

The Train that runs at 113–115 KPH as Average speeds on most routes was UTTERLY UNNECESSARY

A fraction of this cost could have helped renovate other fast trains like Shatabdi and installed the same toilets and other equipment

The fact that less than 7 Km has been strongly electrified is proof of this

India has invested Crores of Rupees to justify the ego of a bearded senior citizen to keep cutting the ribbon like a 3 year old child!!!


Like I have been saying since 2020 – The Bullet Train is sheer insanity when you consider the numbers

Better spend that money on doing sufficient R&D for a Ramjet and Scramjet and AESA Radar complex so that we don’t have to prostrate before the Americans and Russians for the mere whiff of advanced technology

Another Brick in the Wall– TikTok `refugees` switch to China’s RedNote App/Internet historic moment

True creativity requires cooperation—not coercion

Yes! My husband’s elderly cousin.

He was a bit of an odd duck. He’d never married or had children. He’d show up at every family event but never offer to reciprocate. No family members had ever been invited to his flat in living memory. We knew very little about his circumstances. He golfed a lot (he’d had a membership in a local club literally since he was a boy). He traveled a lot, usually bus tours and the like. He was generally quite shabbily dressed – fraying cuffs etc. We all just assumed that he was of modest means, and was a man spending his limited retirement funds on the things he enjoyed.

Turns out he was QUITE wealthy, and left his estate divided amongst his cousins. So that was totally unexpected. We were all floored.

Southern Sweet Potato Salad

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Yield: 6 to 8 servings

Ingredients

  • 2 pounds sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/2 inch cubes
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 1 cup mayonnaise
  • 2 tablespoons orange juice
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • 1 teaspoon grated orange peel
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • 1 cup sliced celery
  • 1/3 cup chopped dates
  • 1/2 cup chopped pecans
  • Lettuce leaves
  • 1 (11 ounce) can Mandarin oranges, drained

Instructions

  1. In a medium saucepan, cook sweet potatoes in boiling salted water just until tender, about 5 to 8 minutes (do not overcook).
  2. Drain; toss with the lemon juice.
  3. In a large bowl, combine mayonnaise, orange juice, honey, orange peel, ginger, salt and nutmeg.
  4. Add the warm potatoes, celery and dates. Toss to coat well.
  5. Cover and chill.
  6. Before serving, gently stir in the pecans. Spoon salad onto a lettuce-lined platter. Arrange oranges around salad.

The Last Frequency

Submitted into Contest #279 in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth. view prompt

Todd Beller

For the three hundred and seventh morning in a row, Sarah Chen broadcast her message to the world.”This is Sarah Chen, broadcasting from Seattle. If anyone can hear this, I’m at the Space Needle. I broadcast every day at sunrise. Please respond on any frequency.”She waited, counting to one hundred as she always did, the familiar static crackling through her handheld radio. The morning fog pressed against the observation deck windows, obscuring her view of the city below. Not that there was much to see anymore – just empty streets gradually being reclaimed by nature, abandoned cars forming artificial reefs in a sea of wild grass and climbing vines.The count reached one hundred. No response, as always.Sarah switched off the radio and added another tally mark to her notebook. She’d started keeping count after the first month, when hope began to fade. Now the marks filled page after page, a growing testament to her solitude.She hadn’t always chosen the Space Needle. In the beginning, she’d driven from station to station, broadcasting on every frequency she could access. She’d broken into radio stations, television studios, and military installations. She’d learned to operate equipment she’d never touched before, spending weeks studying manuals and practicing with different systems. But after months of silence, she’d settled on the Space Needle as her base. Its height gave her the best chance of reaching anyone who might be out there, and something about its iconic silhouette made her feel less alone.

 

“Time for breakfast,” she announced to no one in particular. Speaking aloud had become a habit, a way to keep herself tethered to sanity. Her voice echoed slightly in the empty observation deck, bouncing off the windows and returning to her like a faithful companion.

 

She unzipped her backpack and pulled out a can of peaches. Food wasn’t a problem yet – the city had enough non-perishables to last several lifetimes. She’d organized systematic raids of every grocery store and warehouse in her vicinity, carefully rotating stock to avoid spoilage. Sometimes she wondered if she was being too methodical about it. Who was she saving the food for?

 

As she ate, Sarah watched a family of deer pick their way through the street below, now visible as the morning fog began to lift. They moved confidently through the urban landscape, no longer startled by the remnants of human civilization. She’d named the mother deer Augusta, after her own mother. The fawns she called Thing One and Thing Two, a small homage to Dr. Seuss that made her smile.

 

“Good morning, Augusta,” she called through the glass. “Kids looking healthy today.”

 

The deer, of course, couldn’t hear her. But they were part of her daily routine now, like the broadcast and the tally marks. Routine was important. Routine kept the darkness at bay.

 

Sarah had been alone since The Silence began. She still wasn’t sure what had happened – there had been no war, no pandemic, no dramatic catastrophe. People had simply… vanished. She’d gone to bed one night after a normal day at her software engineering job, and when she’d woken up, everyone was gone. No bodies, no signs of struggle, just empty clothes lying in empty beds and cars stopped in the middle of streets.

 

The first week had been chaos. She’d run through the streets screaming for help, broken into homes looking for survivors, tried every phone number she knew. The internet had still worked for a few days, but no one was posting, no one was responding to messages. Then the power had started failing in sections of the city as automated systems reached their limits. Now only her solar panels and generators kept her small corner of the world humming with electricity.

 

She’d tried to leave Seattle once, about six months in. She’d loaded up a truck with supplies and started driving south, broadcasting as she went. But after reaching Portland and finding it just as empty, just as silent, she’d turned back. Seattle was home. If she was going to be alone, she wanted to be alone somewhere familiar.

 

The peaches were gone. Sarah carefully washed the can and added it to her recycling pile. She wasn’t sure why she still recycled – habit, maybe, or some deep-seated need to maintain order in her tiny sphere of influence. Or perhaps it was optimism – someone might return someday, and she wanted them to find a world that hadn’t completely fallen into chaos.

 

“Daily tasks,” she said aloud, consulting her notebook. “Check the generators. Water the garden. Repair the broken window in the north section. Library run for more engineering manuals.”

 

She’d been teaching herself everything she could think of – engineering, medicine, agriculture, radio operations, solar power systems. Knowledge was survival now. If something broke, she had to fix it. If she got sick, she had to treat herself. The library had become her university, and she was its only student.

 

Later, as she tended to her rooftop garden, Sarah found herself humming an old song her mother used to sing. The vegetables were coming in nicely – she’d finally figured out the right balance of nutrients and water after several failed attempts. The first year, she’d relied entirely on scavenged food, but now she was growing more and more of her own. Sometimes she grew far more than she could eat, unable to break the habit of planting for a family that no longer existed.

 

“Look at these tomatoes, Mom,” she said to the sky. “Finally got them right.”

 

Talking to her absent mother had become another habit. Sometimes she imagined whole conversations, complete with her mother’s practical advice and gentle teasing. Was this madness? She didn’t think so. Madness would be forgetting, pretending she hadn’t once been part of a world full of people. Remembering hurt, but it kept her human.

 

As the sun began to set, Sarah made her way back to the observation deck for her evening broadcast. Same message, same static, same silence. She made her tally mark – morning and evening, two broadcasts a day, every day.

 

But tonight, something was different. As she turned to leave, a flash of light caught her eye. Far in the distance, beyond the city limits, a pinpoint of brightness flickered in the gathering darkness. She grabbed her binoculars, hands shaking slightly as she focused them.

 

There, on a hill several miles away: a bonfire.

 

Sarah’s heart began to race. In three hundred and seven days, she’d never seen a fire she hadn’t set herself. It had to mean something. Someone had built it. Someone was out there.

 

She reached for her radio, then stopped. What if it wasn’t a person? What if it was something else? The world had become strange in its emptiness – she’d seen things sometimes, in the corners of her vision, that didn’t quite make sense. Or maybe she was finally cracking, seeing things she wanted to see.

 

But as she watched, the fire flickered in a deliberate pattern. Three short bursts, three long, three short.

 

SOS.

 

Sarah’s hands were steady now as she reached for her emergency pack – always prepared, always ready for this moment she’d started to believe would never come. She had a decision to make: stay in her safe routine, her carefully ordered world, or venture out into the darkness toward an uncertain signal.

 

She thought of her tally marks, her daily broadcasts, her conversations with absent people and silent deer. She thought of all the questions she’d stored up over the months, waiting for someone to ask them to.

 

“Well, Augusta,” she said to the empty observation deck, “watch my garden for me. I might be gone a few days.”

 

She shouldered her pack, checked her weapons, and headed for the emergency stairwell. As she began her descent, she felt something she hadn’t experienced in three hundred and seven days: hope.

 

Whether the signal led to salvation or disappointment, at least it was something new. At least it was a change. And maybe, just maybe, she wasn’t the last human after all.

 

Behind her, the Space Needle stood sentinel in the gathering dark, waiting to see if its lone occupant would return with company, or if it would remain a monument to solitude in a silent world.

About two weeks ago, I arrived in Bali with a 30 day visa. At the airport, the customs officer told me I could extend it to a 60-day visa later, if I wanted to. I thought that I would probably be doing that.

But instead, I found myself leaving Bali after only 13 days.

I wasn’t deported or anything like that, and I didn’t get in any trouble. A week from now, I will be back there, riding my scooter, getting a tan and drinking healthy green juices.

But I made a few little mistakes that ended up turning into a bigger problem.

First, I got into a scooter crash at about 4am on the road. I wasn’t intoxicated, I had my helmet on, and I wasn’t driving like a lunatic. But Indonesian drivers are something else, I’ll tell you. I was checking the GPS on my phone, which was mounted to my handlebars, when another bike came out of nowhere. I turned too fast to avoid him, and ended up hitting a concrete barrier that separated the lanes of the freeway. I flipped over the barrier, onto the other road, and slid for about 5 metres. My shorts were shredded to pieces, but my injuries were mostly minor.

I had road rash all the way down my right leg, and a very deep wound on my shin. The road rash healed itself within a few days, but the 24-hour clinic I went to was not very good, in my opinion. They gave me some antibiotics, cleaned the wound and didn’t stitch it.

They said it didn’t need stitching. Of course, that was wrong, but I’m not the type of person who tells doctors that I think I know better than them.

By the time I sought out a second opinion, it had become the kind of wound that you can’t stitch with a local anaesthetic. They said they would have to knock me out entirely, and do a full surgery.

I asked what it would cost, considering that I had forgotten to get travel insurance. They said it would cost over $9,000 Australian dollars.

At that point, it was cheaper for me to fly back to Australia, get free treatment there, and then fly back to Bali. So that’s what I did. I only just arrived back yesterday.

Moral of the story? Never forget your travel insurance.

ALERT: RUSSIAN NUKE BASE HIT! L.A BURNS! GREENLAND NUCLEAR BASE PLAN! N KOREA MOVES NUKES, IRAN WAR

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Why China is winning the chips race: materials, markets, money, and Moore’s Law

Peace & Quiet

Submitted into Contest #279 in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth. view prompt

KA James

Journal Entry 1 – Where is Everybody?I could start off by simply stating the obvious. I am currently thoroughly confused.Everyone besides me seems to have disappeared. It has been days since I have seen another living soul, just how many days, I am not sure. My concept of time seems to have been altered, although I have no idea how that could be done. My surroundings are familiar, yet so many things seem strange to me now. My emotional responses don’t seem to always be appropriate. I try to examine one odd feeling, and another manages to come along before I can even begin to focus on the first. My memories of family and friends, of workdays and holidays, are all there and vivid in my mind as occurrences, though I couldn’t say with any confidence level whether the events I am remembering happened last week or last year.I was taught from an early age that information was vitally important, that you could solve any problem if you analyzed it thoroughly. I have been told many times that I have an exceptionally analytical mind. Data analysis, after all, is my job, so I am starting this journal in an effort to collect information that I can hopefully use to determine just what has happened.I am a product of my generation, so I don’t have anything as exotic as a leather-bound booklet of stark white pages to fill with my thoughts and observations. This electronic version will have to suffice.To start, I shall state what I believe that I know.My name is Sharon, born July 29, 2005. I am a twenty-nine year old data analyst living in Columbus, Ohio. I am single, renting an apartment on the second floor of a four story complex, where I have a second bedroom converted to an office, which I work out of primarily. I have little free time, as I have been described as a workaholic, though I do, or did, have friends I would occasionally go out with on a somewhat infrequent basis.Other than the complete absence of my fellow man, the world is generally as I remember it, my apartment is still my apartment. Earlier today, I went outside for the first time since this all started. Strolling down the short hallway to the parking garage and exit door, all registered as familiar. The brown, swirl designed carpet, so obviously selected as to not show dirt tracked in by the tenants, the plastic potted plants and fire extinguishers, mass market artwork, all the normal amenities one would expect in the common areas of a moderately priced apartment complex.Emerging out onto the sidewalk, the drugstore remained just across the street, and even appeared to be open for business, though who might patronize it now was anyone’s guess.Venturing further into the neighborhood, all the shops and businesses were right where they should be, the park that I like to jog through still just a couple blocks down, everything in its place except for my fellow citizens.But as I stood at the entrance to the park, I realized that wasn’t entirely true. There were other things missing, and other oddities if I believed that everyone else had simply vanished.

The world wasn’t completely quiet, a gentle breeze rustling the tree branches above me being the most prominent sound, but there were no animal noises joining in. Not a single tweet, coo or squawk came from the trees, no squirrels running across the grass, not even a stray dog or cat crossed my path. Did they disappear with all the people?

I returned to my apartment with more questions than when I had left hours before, and no answers at all.

 

With no other people, I am anxious for something to happen. When I am not actively searching for answers, I am frustrated at the dullness of the day. I know I should feel lonely. Maybe that will come in time.

 

 

Journal Entry 4 – Experiments

The last few days have not been productive at all. My few journals so far are repetitious, with no new meaningful observations or information to log. I seemed to have been waiting for something to happen rather than taking the initiative and further exploring my surroundings or examining my situation. Today has been marginally more productive, though my minor revelation seems to have been purely by accident.

My apartment never really changes, or does so only if I make a conscious effort to make it different. If I turn on a light or open a door in the room I am in, it stays on or open. But other items that should change over the course of a normal day don’t always appear to follow the same pattern. My bed, for example, is always made. Not perfectly, but always in the same manner and with the same sheets and duvet hanging identically, the pillows piled just so. I can remember making this bed a multitude of times since moving here, but I can’t say that I can remember having made it today.

When I open the refrigerator, it is stocked full of food, from fresh fruits and vegetables, eggs, cheese, to leftovers stacked up in Tupperware. But it always looks the same. And though my concept of time is still skewed, it feels like some fairly significant amount of time has elapsed since I last went shopping, yet nothing has spoiled, and even though I am sure I am eating, my fridge stays nearly overflowing.

With this thought in mind, I devised a few experiments which I have initiated.

I moved a pillow from my bed to the couch in the living room. I pulled the duvet off and left it crumpled on the floor, and folded the sheet down so it only covered half the bed.

In the kitchen, I found a couple apples and took a single bite out of each, placing one back in the refrigerator and the other one on the counter.

So that my experiments weren’t limited to just inside my apartment, I went back outside and walked to a bakery on the next block. I remembered on my original walk to the park entrance that the bakery had been open, with what had appeared to be well stocked shelves from what I had seen through the window.

A sweet and cinnamony aroma assaulted my senses as I stepped through the door, like one would expect in such a bakery, if it was still actively in use. A tray of what were presumably four day plus old cinnamon rolls sat behind the glass counter. Moving around and removing the tray, I pulled a roll loose, and could tell even before I bit into it that it was no more than an hour old, still warm, flakey and delicious.

I purposely left the tray setting on the counter before heading back to my apartment, doing my best to ignore the rest of the bakery as I left.

 

I am not positive, but have an idea what I will find tomorrow.

 

 

Journal Entry 5 – Observations

The apples are where I left them, the one on the counter having started to turn brown where I bit into it.

The pillow and bed are also as I left them, most significantly, the sheet is still covering only half the bed. There is no evidence that I have slept in it, and no indication of any attempt to remake the bed properly.

The bakery further supports my theory. The rack of cinnamon rolls I moved are room temperature and beginning to harden, particularly on the exposed edges. They now taste like what I would expect day old rolls to taste like, but still better than nearly a week old.

A final corroborating observation came out of the bakery, though I couldn’t set it up as I had done the others. I found a whole rack of similar cinnamon rolls in the back. Since I had not seen them the day before, they were still fresh and slightly warm.

 

Somehow, the objects in my world don’t age, don’t move or change in the slightest, until I recognize and interact with them. And normal everyday actions that I should be doing as part of a day-to-day life don’t seem to happen unless I specifically focus on them, yet I remember them, if only vaguely.

I have to be sleeping, I sort of recall sleeping, and yet my bed shows no signs of anyone having slept in it.

I have to be eating, which I also kind of remember doing, but I can’t recall specifically what I ate last for an actual meal, and food only shows signs of aging or consumption when I consciously do something with it.

 

I am proud of myself, if only just a tad, for my cool and scientific approach to this bizarre situation, even though it has not led to any substantial insights into what is happening. I still don’t know the fate of everyone in the world except for me.

I have, of course, endlessly run the possibilities and probabilities through my mind.

 

It couldn’t have been a virus: there are no dead bodies.

 

If everyone but me simply disappeared, why are all the cars neatly parked off the street? Why aren’t there airplanes littering the ground that fell from the sky? I live only a couple miles from the Columbus Airport, and would surely have seen evidence of such crashes. The few businesses I walked through looked open, but there was no evidence that people had recently been inside them.

 

There is the incredibly farfetched. I could be in a state of suspended animation, aboard a spaceship speeding through the galaxy on a mission to the nearest star, and all that I am perceiving as real, nothing but sensory deprivation nightmares.

I can’t bring myself to believe that, but the remaining possibilities go down not completely dissimilar routes.

 

Perhaps life on Earth has remained as it was, and I am the one affected. Either I have been moved to someplace that duplicates my world, or at least my little corner of it, or what I am perceiving as my normal world is in fact not real at all, but is a dream. Could I be in a coma?

 

I suppose there is one other possibility, but I am not religious enough to believe that this is Hell.

 

Journal Entry 7 – Utilities

The live internet is gone, or I am unable to access it, or not fully. All indications from my computer show I am connected, I don’t receive any error messages, but the information I bring up doesn’t change. It is almost as if a copy of all the information on the internet were stored, captured and frozen at some point in time, excluding any new data or live streamed information.

This observation leads me to another significant conundrum.

The power is on, but who is keeping it on? By my journals, I am at least a week into whatever events have transpired, though I still believe it to be longer, and my lights haven’t so much as flickered once. Less impressive, but still noteworthy, I still have clean, running water. How are utilities still operating without people to maintain them? And possibly just as important, how long will they stay working?

I considered venturing out to explore further, possibly even trying to find a power plant or water treatment facility, but the fear of not making it back to my apartment has kept me from risking anything beyond walking distance. My car was still fully charged down in the garage last time I checked, but what if the recharging stations aren’t working?

 

 

When you are all alone with what appears to be an infinite amount of time to dispel, strange thoughts come inevitably into your head.

My concerns have been shifting lately, away from the observations of the material world I inhabit and more inward to introspection. In short, I am beginning to worry about my sanity, and how long it can be sustained.

My emotions are a jumbled mess, and I find myself bothered as much for what I am not feeling strongly as for the clear emotions that I express.

Am I actually lonely, or only feeling lonely because that’s the way I’m supposed to feel when there is no one else around? Do I even really understand what feeling lonely is like, or actually means?

The circumstances that are creating my loneliness are about as obvious as they could be. But why do I feel it? I could chalk it up to existential pondering I suppose, to be closely followed by madness, but that does not seem accurate.

 

My final observation for today seems to partially bridge the gap between my concern for the change in the material world and my emotional response to those changes.

When I started this journal, I jokingly commented that it was not to be the old fashioned pen and paper type, but would reflect my generation and be strictly digital, my entries faithfully typed into my computer at some frequency commensurate to my current understanding of time progressing.

Even though I remember, or believe that I remember, typing these thoughts and observations into my laptop, I have just realized that I am making this journal entry without typing at all. I am not even in my office. My thoughts are being transferred and recorded, as I think them. How I know this to be true, I can’t explain.

I feel this latest observation may hold the key to everything, but its significance has so far eluded me.

I wish there was someone here to ask what is happening, someone to discuss and decipher pros and cons of beliefs with, but I am alone, even if I don’t feel lonely as I should.

 

There is such a thing as too much peace and quiet.

 

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“Earlier on the tour,” said the Android Museum guide, “after I explained how HumanKind Inc. essentially followed the lead of the famous science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, and created governing programming laws for our androids to protect mankind above all else, someone asked about preventing accidental harm. After all, our androids are much stronger than humans. How do we assure that one of our androids can’t just accidently get carried away and crush a person’s hand by shaking it too hard, assist an elderly lady a bit too vigorously when helping her get dressed, or even get carried away and be a bit too, shall we say amorous, when providing one of their more intimate functions?”

That got a few chuckles, and even a slight blush or two from the tour group.

“I asked you then to hold that thought to later in the tour, and now is the time to circle back to it. And so, esteemed guests and those of you who simply had nothing better to do on a Thursday afternoon, may I present the Sharon system.”

The tour group’s reaction was anticlimactic, as expected.

“Now I know she doesn’t look like much,” continued the guide, indicating the rather obsolete looking computer system displayed along the museum wall, its lights flashing, a steady low hum emanating from its cabinets. “But let me assure you, Sharon played an invaluable role in history, with her results and memories still used today.”

“So what is she? And why is she a she?” inquired a young lady near the front.

“Excellent questions. I do love an inquisitive group. If I can answer the last part first, and likely make a few of you blush again … it’s OK, you know who you are, I won’t point you out … Sharon’s first iteration came out of the sexbot craze of the late 2020’s. And since the primary demand at that time was for female sexbots, the original version was given a female name. So Sharon, in layman’s terms, is an AI. And yes, the original need for Sharon was to address the concerns, or safety, of a person having sex with an android that could severely hurt them.”

“But why is Sharon important to the larger android business, and what did she do that was so beneficial, you might wonder. Well, what she did was simply live a virtual life, millions of times over, and ‘remember’, in a digital sense, all the good, bad, inappropriate, sometimes horrific or even just emotional events of those lives. HumanKind programmed random input events for those lives, and measured and adjusted her responses in those different lives.”

“So all the androids you build only have a woman’s point of view of the world,” joked a man from the back of the group. The guide chuckled along with the group, if a bit exasperatedly, knowing the underlying prejudice likely hidden behind the comment. There was always at least one in every tour, it seemed.

“No, within her many simulated lives, Sharon has been a man, woman, transgender, non-binary, gay, etcetera. HumanKind has endeavored to be as inclusive as possible, we just didn’t feel the need to change the name constantly. What the company did do, was to take all the results of all those life experiences, and develop the Sharon platform, which is an integral part of each and every one of the thousands of androids made to date by the company.”

“Is that really the actual computer they used?” asked the inquisitive young lady from before.

“Yes, I can assure you, this is the actual Sharon system. And I can tell you something else. I have it on good authority that it is still intact and functional today. The data is no longer extracted, but Sharon herself is still in there. Retired if you will. And with no one feeding her random life inputs any longer, we like to think she is just enjoying the well deserved peace and quiet for a change.”

Rosemary Rolls

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Yield: 1 dozen

Ingredients

  • 1/4 cup salted butter
  • 2 cups self-rising flour
  • 1 cup milk
  • 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
  • 2 tablespoons sour cream
  • 2 tablespoons chopped fresh rosemary (or 2 teaspoons dried rosemary)
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 400 degrees F.
  2. Melt 1/2 teaspoon butter in each cup of a 12 count muffin tin.
  3. In a medium bowl, combine flour, milk, mayonnaise, sour cream, rosemary and pepper; stir to mix well.
  4. Spoon batter into muffin cups, filling half full.
  5. Bake for 20 to 30 minutes, or until golden brown.

Attribution

Southern Lady magazine

Sir Whiskerton and Lucifer’s Progressive Puppet Show: A Tale of Chipmunks, Piñatas, and Creative Chaos

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of artistic ambition, reluctant stars, and one very determined chipmunk who learned that true creativity requires more than just a grand vision. Today’s story is one of freedom, self-expression, and a cat who proved that even the most progressive ideas need a little cooperation to succeed. So, grab your sense of humor and a handful of candy (for bribing), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and Lucifer’s Progressive Puppet Show: A Tale of Chipmunks, Piñatas, and Creative Chaos.


The Puppet Show Proposal

It all began on a quiet afternoon when Lucifer the chipmunk, ever the dramatic and self-absorbed creature, decided to stage a puppet show. “My dear friends,” he declared, standing on a hay bale with a flourish, “I shall present to you a masterpiece of progressive art! A show about freedom, self-expression, and the boundless potential of the individual!”

The animals, always curious about Lucifer’s antics, gathered around. “A puppet show?” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings. “What in the name of cluck is that?”

“Cluck!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

Lucifer grinned, holding up a tiny puppet stage he had cobbled together from sticks and hay. “Behold! The stage is set, the script is written, and the star of the show is… Bartholomew the Piñata!”

The animals gasped. Bartholomew, who had been swaying gently in the breeze, blinked his painted eyes. “Me?” he said in his soft, papery voice. “But I’m not a puppet.”

“Nonsense!” Lucifer said, waving a paw dismissively. “You’re perfect! A symbol of resilience, mystery, and… uh… papier-mâché!”


The Reluctant Star

Despite Bartholomew’s protests, Lucifer was determined to make him the star of the show. He tied strings to Bartholomew’s limbs and began rehearsing his grand performance. “Now, Bartholomew,” Lucifer said, “when I say ‘freedom,’ you sway dramatically. When I say ‘self-expression,’ you… uh… do something expressive.”

Bartholomew, however, remained motionless. “I don’t think this is a good idea,” he said.

“Nonsense!” Lucifer said, his voice rising. “This is art! This is progress! This is… uh… revolutionary!”


The Performance Begins

With great fanfare (and a lot of dramatic sighs from Count Catula), the puppet show began. Lucifer stood behind the stage, pulling Bartholomew’s strings and narrating his script. “Behold!” he cried. “A tale of freedom! Of self-expression! Of… uh… papier-mâché!”

The animals watched in silence as Bartholomew swayed awkwardly, his movements stiff and unnatural. “This is… interesting,” Doris said, tilting her head.

“Interesting!” Harriet echoed.

“Echoed!” Lillian added, still on the ground.


The Abrupt Ending

Just as Lucifer was reaching the climax of his performance, Bartholomew suddenly stopped moving. “I’m sorry,” he said in his soft, papery voice, “but I can’t continue unless someone feeds me candy.”

The animals blinked in confusion. “Candy?” Rufus the dog said, tilting his head. “But you’re a piñata.”

“Exactly,” Bartholomew said. “I’m a piñata. And piñatas need candy. It’s in my nature.”

Lucifer, his face red with frustration, stomped his tiny foot. “This is outrageous! You’re ruining my artistic vision!”

“Perhaps,” Bartholomew said calmly, “but true creativity requires cooperation—not coercion.”


The Moral of the Story

As the puppet show came to an abrupt end, the animals reflected on Bartholomew’s words.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: True creativity requires cooperation—not coercion. Whether you’re staging a puppet show, solving a mystery, or simply trying to make the world a better place, it’s important to work with others, not against them. Forcing someone to participate in your vision, no matter how grand or progressive, will only lead to frustration and failure. But when you collaborate, listen, and respect the needs of others, you create something truly magical.


A Happy Ending

With the puppet show over, the animals decided to turn the event into a celebration. They filled Bartholomew with candy and took turns hitting him with sticks, laughing as the treats spilled out. Even Lucifer, though initially disappointed, joined in the fun, realizing that sometimes, the best art is the kind that brings people together.

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The puppet show was a disaster, but it was a disaster that taught everyone an important lesson about creativity, cooperation, and the joy of shared experiences.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new performances, and hopefully, no more reluctant piñatas. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

This is what poor people in America are like:

This is what poor people in England are like:

No, the poor people in America cannot be said to be the richest poor people in the world.

Although America is one of the richest countries in the world in terms of GDP and has the largest number of billionaires, high levels of inequality and widespread poverty remain major problems in the country. (In fact, America has twice as many poor people per capita living on less than $5.50 a day as Canada or the UK, and even ten times as many as France or Germany.) Furthermore, America does not prioritize funding for comprehensive social services and social programs for the poor.

While the poor in America may be better off than the poor in the Congo, India, or Brazil, when compared to the poor in Canada, Australia, or Western Europe, we are no match.

Do you want to hear the truth?

The relationship between China and Russia is very delicate and complex.

Personally, I have a great fondness for Russia, and there are many Chinese like me.

When the Russia-Ukraine conflict broke out, the Russian national pavilion on Taobao quickly sold out.

Even today, when I buy daily necessities (well, mainly chocolate and sausages, other Russian products are really unremarkable…), I still prioritize Russian products.

Because during China’s most difficult times, the Russians gave us a helping hand.

My alma mater is one of the backbones of China’s defense industry, built with Russian assistance.

Even my old professors from my school days had to learn English with me—they all studied Russian, taught by Russian teachers.

What did China have when it was founded?

Nothing, we couldn’t even make a rifle.

Russian teachers taught us.

They assisted in building 156 industrial projects for us, historically known as the 156 Projects.

China’s industry grew from nothing, thanks to the Soviet Union’s help.

The Chinese people have a little notebook in their hearts, always noting: on a certain day, someone helped me, the specifics are as follows… on a certain day, someone wronged me, the specifics are as follows…

This little notebook has been kept for thousands of years.

Another characteristic is that we are very reluctant to owe favors, because kindness is hard to repay.

The helping hand Russia extended to us during our hardest times was like sending charcoal in snowy weather.

Ah, personally, this debt of gratitude is too heavy, very hard to repay.

I know that the Soviet Union acted in its own national interest at the time, especially after seeing China’s performance in the Korean War, thinking this brother has guts, worth helping.
But objectively, they did help China a lot.

Even until the 90s, Chinese industry, especially the military industry, still benefited greatly.

One should know to repay kindness, not like Japan, where another civilization nurtured them, and as soon as they became slightly advanced, they bared their fangs to bite their foster father?

What is that, that’s beasts, animals!

On the other hand, international politics is not about warm, fuzzy personal feelings.

China and Russia might be the two countries with the longest shared land border.

What’s more, unlike the US-Canada model.

Both China and Russia are ambitious great powers.

I truly admire the political wisdom of Chinese leaders and Russian politicians, handling such a perilous and extremely difficult situation very well.

(China and Russia are actually quite similar in many ways. To some extent, both have a strong sense of PTSD and are agricultural civilizations. You should take a closer look at Kennan’s 8,000-word article. This man was highly regarded even by Chairman Mao, and he truly had a brilliant mind. I heard that Russian soldiers at the border posts between China and Russia no longer stand guard, and instead, scarecrows are used to deceive people. I’m quite relieved. Two essentially honest, hard-working nations—just farming peacefully is enough. With the population, resources, and resilience that China and Russia have, if they help each other out, life would be much better for everyone)

I am a follower of Mao Zedong. A Chinese general once said: Chairman Mao foresaw things 50 years ahead of us.

Coincidentally, here is a conversation from 1975 between Chairman Mao and Helmut Schmidt, who was the Chancellor of West Germany at the time. In it, Mao discusses his judgment on Europe, which is exactly 50 years ago now. I believe in Chairman Mao’s wisdom, so I also believe in his judgment on Europe, which was ahead of its time by exactly 50 years.

Here is an excerpt:

“Europe is too weak. Europe is not united, and it is terribly afraid of war, especially the Danes, Dutch, and Belgians… Perhaps the Yugoslavs and Germans have a stronger spirit of resistance. If Europe cannot unite politically, economically, and militarily in the next 10 years, it will have to pay the price. Europeans must learn to rely on themselves, instead of depending on the United States.”

As for Europe… forget it. China has been waving olive branches at Europe for years, but Europe doesn’t appreciate it.

I can honestly tell you, China is disappointed with Europe.

Today, both the US and Russia are baring their fangs, ready to devour Europe, and you Europeans think China will lend you a hand now?

How could that be?

We’re not fools.

China’s attitude is very likely: I don’t mind you draining Europe, but I want to get 30% of the benefits, agree to that, and I won’t interfere with your carve-up plan.

It’s up to Trump and Putin to divide the interests.

This world is about to enter a chaotic era…

Personally, I’m quite disappointed in Europeans.

Recently, there’s been a Chinese animated movie, Nezha 2, which seems to be very popular. My daughters love it and say it’s amazing. I’m not very interested, though, because I’m getting old.

The films I like rarely even make it into the top 500 worldwide box office. Yet, Nezha 2 has skyrocketed past $1 billion in box office revenue, surpassing The Lion King and entering the top 20 (and the top 20 is mostly filled with trash films—I can’t understand why people enjoy watching these garbage movies).

But I heard that this box-office rocket of a film wasn’t even released in European countries, and not even entertainment news is mentioning it.

Oh, if that’s true, then the original sin is: it’s a Chinese film.

I heard that only Greece released it, and it made a lot of money because all the Chinese students in Europe flew to Greece to see it, boosting other parts of the economy like accommodation, dining, and souvenirs.

This is strange. As far as I know, ostriches aren’t native to Europe, but Europeans certainly have mastered the ostrich’s spirit of hard work—truly admirable!

Pull your head out of the sand, open your eyes, and look at the world. Seriously.

We Live In A Simulation

This is a VERY GOOD movie. I suggest you all watch it. -MM

Winning isn’t everything—especially if you’re not even racing

There are definitely some industries where India outperforms China.

For instance, during my time supplying parts to Chinese tractor manufacturers, I learned from our customers that India produces significantly more tractors than China. In 2022, India produced around 900,000 tractors, accounting for approximately one-third of the global production, while China produced about 600,000. India and China ranked first and second, respectively, in this industry. I was also surprised to discover that Mahindra Tractors, the largest tractor manufacturer in the world, also has factories in China.

I found it fascinating to learn that Indians are building mobile cranes mounted on tractors. This unique innovation is currently only available in India

Food In America Is RUINING People’s Health: Why Food In Other Countries Is Healthier.

He is 100% correct.

Perhaps there is a broader issue of right-wing folks just outright lying about left-wing states.

This video has been hit by the community notes for falsely advertising Kerala as an especially backwater part of India. What the notes don’t mention is that the video itself splices footage from Kerala and Tamil Nadu together, particularly when showcasing poverty.

There seems to be a kind of hysteria present among many in the right, particularly of an anti-communist bend, wherein the fabrication of despair seems to not just be normalized but practically a constant. Why feel so compelled to lie about how Kerala has some of the highest HDI in all of India? Why does US press insist on an overwhelmingly dystopian image of mainland China? And more importantly, with how much they lie, why do liberal societies primarily believe right wing narratives over leftist characterizations of these areas? After all, if they are indeed terrible places to live, a policy of openness and curiosity will quickly reveal their dystopia, or strangely clammy around access to the common folk. There is no need for a veil of dark-tint propaganda to drape over peoples’ eyes if they are actually terrible places— one can’t really fake widespread prosperity when the commoners are visible.

Kerala is easily accessible. So is China, especially with the recent extension of visa-free travel. Yes, there are a few headaches involved in payment systems, but likewise both are quite cheap places to visit. And don’t take my word for it:

Yes, he is a train otaku. But that just means he really has a good basis of comparison; repeatedly in the video he remarks about how the train compares to various Japanese lines, as well as how affordable a trip in China really is.

Skip all the hype and hate. Just go there and see for yourself. And remember, there’s a lot of BS flying about because of these anti-communists. Even if one presumes that the communists lie every time their mouths open, at least have the good grace of knowing that the anti-communists are just as liable to make it up.

Go. See for yourself. Do not just trust a right wing person simply because they seem “down to earth” about how everything is despair— and those left wing places are far worse despair. (And might I say, this holds true even if you are visiting the US; trusting your own eyes is just a universally applicable tip.)

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Actually, instead, I was taking the light rail home when I noticed two young men looking at me from across the train. After a few minutes, with my adrenaline rising, I asked if they needed something, if they were okay. The closer young man smiled and said, “I was telling my friend that you arrested me for selling drugs. You said that I was doing my job, selling drugs and you were doing your job, arresting me. You said that you just did your job better than me that day. I decided that I wasn’t very good at that job, so when I got out of jail, I went to CET (public vocational school) to fix cars. We’re going home from school now.” I told him to let me know when he was working so I could take my car to him.

Sir Whiskerton and Mr. Ducky’s Duck Derby Disaster: A Tale of Cockroaches, Pickles, and Poultry Pandemonium

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of absurdity, chaos, and one very determined sales-duck who just can’t seem to get his schemes right. Today’s story is one of misplaced ambition, unexpected victories, and a cat who proved that sometimes, the best way to win is not to race at all. So, grab your sense of humor and a bag of popcorn (for snacking), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and Mr. Ducky’s Duck Derby Disaster: A Tale of Cockroaches, Pickles, and Poultry Pandemonium.


The Arrival of Mr. Ducky

It all began on a quiet morning when Mr. Ducky, the farm’s resident sales-duck, waddled into the barnyard with his latest scheme. “Ladies and gentlemen!” he quacked, his voice dripping with enthusiasm. “Prepare yourselves for the most spectacular event of the season—the Duck Derby!”

The animals, always curious about Mr. Ducky’s outlandish ideas, gathered around. “A Duck Derby?” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings. “What in the name of cluck is that?”

“Cluck!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

Mr. Ducky grinned, holding up a tiny cockroach painted to look like a duck. “Behold! The stars of our derby! These magnificent creatures will race to the finish line, and the winner will receive a prize beyond their wildest dreams!”

The animals exchanged puzzled glances. “Cockroaches?” Rufus the dog said, tilting his head. “Aren’t they… you know… bugs?”

“Bugs!” Ditto the kitten echoed, popping up from behind a hay bale.

“Not now, Ditto,” I said, flicking my tail. “This is serious. Mr. Ducky’s schemes rarely end well.”


The Duck Derby Begins

Despite my reservations, the animals decided to humor Mr. Ducky. After all, a Duck Derby sounded like it could be fun—or at least entertaining. Mr. Ducky set up a makeshift racetrack in the barnyard, complete with tiny hurdles and a finish line made of straw.

The “ducks” (actually cockroaches painted with duck-like patterns) were placed at the starting line. Among them was Mr. Pickleworth, a shriveled pickle that Mr. Ducky had inexplicably entered into the race. “For good luck,” he explained.

With a dramatic quack, Mr. Ducky signaled the start of the race. The cockroaches scurried forward, their tiny legs moving as fast as they could. The animals cheered, though it was hard to tell which “duck” was which.


The Disaster Unfolds

As the race progressed, things began to go wrong. The cockroaches, not particularly interested in racing, wandered off in every direction. One climbed onto Doris’s back, causing her to squawk and flap her wings in panic. Another got stuck in Porkchop the pig’s mud puddle, while a third decided to take a nap under a hay bale.

Meanwhile, Mr. Pickleworth, the shriveled pickle, remained motionless at the starting line. “Well,” Mr. Ducky said, scratching his head, “I guess he’s not much of a racer.”

But just as the animals were about to declare the race a bust, a gust of wind blew through the barnyard. It picked up Mr. Pickleworth and sent him rolling across the racetrack, straight toward the finish line.


The Unexpected Winner

The animals watched in stunned silence as Mr. Pickleworth crossed the finish line, winning the Duck Derby by default. “Well,” Mr. Ducky said, his voice trembling with disbelief, “it seems we have a winner!”

The animals erupted into laughter. “A pickle won the Duck Derby!” Doris squawked, flapping her wings.

“Derby!” Harriet echoed.

“Echoed!” Lillian added, still on the ground.

Even Rufus couldn’t contain his amusement. “I guess winning isn’t everything,” he said, wagging his tail.


The Moral of the Story

As the laughter died down, the animals reflected on the day’s events.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Winning isn’t everything—especially if you’re not even racing. Sometimes, the most unexpected outcomes can bring the most joy, and a little bit of chaos can lead to a lot of laughs.


A Happy Ending

With the Duck Derby over, the farm returned to its usual state of peaceful chaos. Mr. Ducky, though disappointed by the outcome, vowed to come up with an even bigger and better scheme next time. The animals, still chuckling over Mr. Pickleworth’s victory, returned to their usual routines.

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The Duck Derby was a disaster, but it was a disaster filled with laughter, joy, and a little bit of pickle-related absurdity.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new schemes, and hopefully, no more cockroach races. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

Ashlee Osborn

The world went dark all the power was out people were scared. This was no ordinary black out. Something was really wrong. I sat at home by myself and watched the sky go pitch black. No stars no moon just black. As I peered through the window everything was covered in orange dust. Cars, houses and roads. Like it was falling through the sky. There was no phone service and electrical wires sparked. Was this the end of the world. The rapture. I couldn’t see a soul. I couldn’t hear anything. It was quiet.That was unusual in itself. It was a busy street with university students that would fill all the available car spots. A few days ago, I had the intuition that somewhere something wasn’t right. I’ve seen somethings that I shouldn’t have seen, and my trauma will never leave me.Then came the military with cannons to protect them. I’m still wondering why this was happening. Is World War three going to happen? The natural disaster alarms started to go off. The orange fog was strong. I was ordered to stay inside by the military they went door knocking. The clouds had mustard gas which made the rain toxic. The children that were playing outside where now dead laying on the grass outside their home. Their parents fled they had to let them go or they would die too. When the front light was off you would know they weren’t home, and their car was gone.As soon as the mustard gas hit you, you would go completely blind, and your skin would start to melt. It killed all the animals. It ruined all the crops. I was running low on food and cleaning products. Wondering where my mum and dad were and if they were safe. I lit up my house with candles and lanterns. I put up my black out curtains. It was too late to be evacuated.Police choppers up in the air circling low and AirForce planes beside them. This was an attack. The military had never seen this much mustard gas before. Obviously, their aim was to wipe out the whole country. My biggest fear was the world ending and now it was really happening.As I peered through my black curtains the rain was heavy, tree’s blowing everywhere, branches flying. The dust had covered everything. My windows were orange. Sirens beaming. Creatures dropping from the sky. There is a whole bunch of electrocuted bats on my front lawn. The smell was horrible.

If this storm didn’t happen, I would be at work. I am the caretaker of the old cemetery. I clean stones and mow the grass. Currently trying to get the headstones a paint job. I would be there right now at 5:00 am i the morning. I identify myself as a boy. I am 23 years old, and my name is Joseph. I am a skitsophrinic with a bunch of mental health problems I suffer from PTSD and psychosis.

 

My name comes from the bible. I always attended church on Sundays. I wear a black robe and my steel cap boots to freak people out. I also wear black eyeliner and black lipstick. I love my makeup, and no one could ever take that away from me even though I get judged. I wondered if the graves existed or if they melted because of the rain. I am scared that I’ll die alone. The power was still out. It had been five hours since it all had started. Helicopters still circling low. I wondered who such a thing would do to try and wipe out thousands of people. Were people evacuated or were they dead? I hoped to God that my parents were alive. Because I couldn’t live without them.

I searched for my radio downstairs I had hacked into the emergency service channel. Things weren’t looking to good. They explained the safety issues. The rain was poison, we have no crops left the rain has ruined everything that we had. GONE! I’m lucky that my house is strong. If it wasn’t it would have turned to dust. The rain turned into hail stones, mustard gas filled hail stones about as big as my hand. They smashed up my car and my neighbor’s belongings.  I was perplexed about what I should do next.

I peeped out my blinds and I saw people running. They were now mutated because of the mustard gas. They had arms and legs in the flesh but still trying to run. They almost looked like zombies. But they were just hurt normal people. No doctors. No emergency services because everything had locked down. I wondered if this was happening in other countries. Was I ever going to see my parents again? Or my friends.

Mustard Gas was dropped from the sky again with a really bad effect. The cell towers exploded, and the smoke made the city go dark. Still too late for an evacuation if you went outside, you would instantly die due to the enemy’s nuke bomb. Filled with mustard gas. They dropped it on the main road, and it spread! You could hear people screaming and when it stopped you would know that they were dead or dying. The sky filled with smoke from the explosion. Why aren’t I dead yet considering all the explosions that we had it was now 3pm.

The poison rain suddenly stopped. But the sky was still pitch black because of all the smoke. Ash fell on to the ground and the fire was being put out now containable. There were sirens, police, ambulances treating patients that had flesh opening wounds and blisters. Most people went blind. The children playing outside hit by the gas were severely injured or dead. The hospital power generators turned back on. But there was still no phone service.

I woke up gasping for air, cold sweats, peered out my blinds and the world was normal. It was just a dream.

India and China became Independent at around the same time

Look at each country today

J-10 had it’s first flight in 1998

Today you have 654 J-10s in production of which 227 have Chinese Engines plus 310 J-20s of which 93 have Chinese Engines and 127 out of 310 new J-20s , all of whom have Chinese Radar, Engines and Avionics

Plus J-35 that has begun production from 1/2/2025

Tejas had it’s first flight in 2001

Today India has 38 Aircraft all of which have GE Engines and Israeli Radar and Italian Avionics

You do the math


No other Government in the world has managed such a feat

To transform a nation of agrarian peasantry into a manufacturing superpower, racing towards Technological Independence

Hence the CPC is that good


They have made the life of Chinese People so much better

They have kept Inflation at a measly 0.5% a year with Banks paying 2% a year

They have ensured that the poorest Chinese can eat comfortably and have pork five days a week and beef 2 days a week

They have ensured China is extremely safe and nearly crime free and if anyone does commit heinous crimes, he could be executed as early as in six months time

Anyone who has lived in India and later China, know the difference between the two countries

Now it’s also between US and China especially post 2020


The drop in birth rate is another example of the CPCs incredible achievements

The more prosperous a nation becomes, the less likely the women are to want to be saddled with to many babies and the more financially independent they want to be

Southern Coleslaw

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Yield: 6 servings

Ingredients

  • 1 firm head green cabbage (about 2 pounds)
  • 1 large carrot, peeled
  • 1/2 small sweet onion, peeled and chopped fine
  • 1/4 cup diced salad pickles
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • Pinch of black pepper

Instructions

  1. Remove and discard any bruised or undesirable outside leaves from the cabbage. Quarter the cabbage and grate it into a large bowl using the coarse side of a hand grater or the shredding blade of a food processor.
  2. Grate the carrot and add to the cabbage, tossing together to combine.
  3. Add onion, pickles, mayonnaise, salt and pepper. Stir together until thoroughly mixed.
  4. Chill for at least 1 hour before serving.

China’s J-36 and J-XX Fighters Prove It’s No Longer Copying the West

China’s latest combat aircraft and drone developments—like the J-36, J-XX, and WZ-8 hypersonic reconnaissance drone—demonstrate that its defense industry has moved beyond copying Western designs.

Key Points #1 – With unique innovations like 3D-printed titanium components, joined-wing drones, and data-linked targeting systems, China is rapidly closing the gap with the U.S. in aerospace technology. Its engineers now have experience across multiple active fighter programs, unlike their American counterparts, who typically work on just one in a career.

Key Point #2 – As China expands its military aviation projects at an unprecedented pace, is the U.S. prepared to counter this growing technological advantage in future conflicts?

China’s Military Drones and Fighters Are Changing Warfare—Here’s How

Year-end revelations of two new Chinese combat aircraft designs, the Chengdu J-36 and the Shenyang J-XX, should have put an end to the idea that China’s aerospace and defense industry just copies the West.

Yet sometimes China does produce copies, for good practical reasons. At other times it just does its best with the technology it happens to have available.

Here are some principles that Chinese military aeronautics development follows.

Copy if possible and necessary.

The Xi’an KJ-600 configuration copies the Northrop Grumman E-2 Hawkeye’s, down to details. As on the E-2, one of the inboard fins of the four-fin tail has a moving rudder and the other doesn’t. That works on the Hawkeye, so why do it any other way? There’s a reason that the Hawkeye is still in production after 66 years.

Good enough.

The Xi’an H-6 bomber is the Soviet Tu-16, 12 days younger than the B-52. But at the age of 55, the design got a complete makeover from the Chinese industry: a new forward fuselage housing a three-member crew, all with ejection seats and glass displays, and a multi-mode radar. 1970s Russian engines replaced the 1950s originals.

The H-6K update and later versions provide the Chinese air force and naval aviation force with a heavy weapons platform with some features that even the forthcoming B-52J (a B-52 update with new engines) cannot match: the Chinese bomber has six wing pylons and an ability to carry an outsize store on its centerline.

Innovate to meet urgent needs.

Those stores include not only an air-launched boost-glide weapon but the AVIC WZ-8, one of a group of very innovative Chinese military drones that represent a much more creative culture than what we see in Western aerospace.

The WZ-8 is an air-launched, runway-recoverable drone with a blended-delta shape and rocket propulsion. It has (by US intelligence estimates) a speed of Mach 3 at 30,000 metres altitude and a range around 500 nautical miles (900km) including a long gliding descent.

In most respects, it could have been designed and built in the 1950s. But a remarkable feature of the WZ-8, visible on the website of a company specialising in additive manufacturing, is that the entire center-section box, the structural heart of the aircraft, is 3D printed in titanium.

The WZ-8 is the definition of a point design—an inflexible one intended for a single purpose. China regards the ability to attack US aircraft carriers as a strategic goal. And it’s well known that the US Navy relies on its carriers’ ability to move fast and far in the time between when they’re detected and when an attack on them arrives. Jamming and decoys help. The WZ-8’s job is a last-minute reconnaissance sortie to locate the carrier.

Borrowing technology that the West has ignored.

The Guizhou WZ-7 Soaring Dragon drone, in service in small numbers, resembles a Northrop Grumman Global Hawk in size and body shape. But it has a four-surface joined wing.

Advantages claimed for the joined wing include combining a skinny wing shape (high aspect ratio, to the aerodynamicists), thinness and sweep. The result is an unusual combination of high speed and low drag.

The joined wing was invented in the US and has been studied by NASA several times, but the space-fixated agency never found budget to demonstrate it in flight. The Chinese designers would have found plenty of open-source data to work from.

But another drone, Shenyang’s WZ-9 Divine Eagle, has no parallel. It is a high-altitude carrier for two large-aperture radar arrays. Its status is uncertain. It was first seen in 2015 and reappeared on video in late December. The two radar antennas occupy separate fuselages, connected at their front and rear extremities by a wing and canard, with a single engine above the wing. With no crew and high-aspect-ratio wings, the drone can fly higher than a big-cabin crewed platform and has a longer radar horizon.

J-36 Fighter from China. Image Credit: X Screenshot.

The WZ-9’s unique shape indicates something about China’s electronics technology. The designers must believe that their radars are so efficient that the cost in weight of carrying two separate units, each with its own power supply, is acceptable. The concept also shows that China can rely on using datalinks alone to operate a complex radar system.

The WZ-9 and WZ-8 typify another trend in China’s technology: firing weapons from one platform (a ship, submarine, aircraft or ground vehicle) by using targeting data from another source. Western experts already believe that China’s growing, diverse fleet of airborne radar systems can be used for direct weapon guidance. The WZ-9 allows weapon-quality guidance to be extended farther without endangering a large crew on an aircraft that cannot defend itself.

Viewed as a group, alongside new combat aircraft like the J-36 and J-XX (J-XDS, according to some sources), these programs also illustrate another, hugely important feature of Chinese aerospace development: the sheer number of new and unique projects.

An engineer who started at Chinese fighter specialist Chengdu Aircraft in the late 1990s could have successively joined new development programs for four combat-aircraft types—the JF-17, J-10, J-20 and J-36. That engineer could also have worked on major upgrades and engine changes for the first three of those. All have entered service or are on track to do so. Working at rival Shenyang Aircraft would provide a similar experience level, with Xi’an Aircraft not far behind.

CH-7 Drone from China. Image Credit: X Screenshot.

That engineer’s US counterpart might have worked on one new program from inception to service entry—if he or she had chosen the right company to start with.

It is that growing experience gap, rather than individual systems, that should worry us more than it does.

My politic teacher in High School was one of the student on the Square. Although he was not one of the leaders but he was definitely one of the earliest student to be on the square and here’s the story he told us in class:

At first, the students was just protesting about more free publications on western world. Because at that time, studying English and western countries was to be regarded as trendy. At first it was really small and simple. They were just kids and trying to mimic the things they learned from western movies. Then more and more student joined and the things they protest become bigger and bigger. They are all young man with energy and passion. And at that time, college student was kinda well respected among common people. So they think they can change the government and change how things work. Which is very different from what they initially was aimed for.

After the more and more people joined. The government official started to come and ask what they want and what they need. Because the student was really rallied so they refuse to talk to any low rank officials. They want someone from the leadership to talk to them. At that time, one of the vice chairman is a very friendly elderly. He was a scholar and loves student. So he went to talk to the kids unofficially. Listened to what they want and what they ask for(The biggest pursuit is to change the the government into democratic and voting right for everyone). However, that was still during the cold-war, like how western citizens think of communist. Switching into deemocratic government is just simply impossible and can be seen treason in some condition. But that leader understand they are just kids so he say he will pass on the pursuit and will try to find a middle ground on one condition. Which is the kids have to leave the square volunterily. Then most of the students did left. And some stayed.

However, due to the special circumstances at that time, the Cold War. The leadership was very angry about the pursuit. They believe it is a planned movement to try to over thrown the current government (which is partially true as a lot political activist from Hongkong and overseas joined in the middle of the protest and eventually the pursuit escalated a lot). So that elderly was ordered to stay in his room and lost his power ever since(till the day he die he was never regain he’s power again even though he’s title remained).

Then of course the student will not heard from the leadership again, so they became furious and regrouped at the square. Since none of them was punished the first time. The entire country student started to do the same thing to support the protest. Which eventually go out of hand. Because the pursuit is simply impossible and the majority of the initial students who started this was replaced by all kinds of political activist, the whole thing went the other way.

Mthe leadership eventually got angry and sent final order, to ask the student to evacuate the square by midnight or the military will come in the clear the space out. Majority of the student left, but still a lot remains. Before I continue, you need to understand, at that time, if you are a college student. You are automatically being regarded as a successful person and you will make your family so proud. So these student are all young fearless teenagers with huge ego. And they got away the first time. So they really don’t believe the government will do anything to them. So that’s the context of why many of them stayed even though overthrown the government was not their pursuit.

So the government rallied the Northern discretion military to surround the city, and started a curfew. They were ordered to wait till 12 midnight to march in and clear the square. So when 12 strikes, they marched in and started to clear the square. My teacher was one of the students who was chased out the square during that night. He saw tanks and armed vehicles. Soldiers with guns. However, none of the them fired on the student, the only few shots was aimed sky to clear out the crowds. So the story of using machine guns slaughtering the student was definitely not true. There are student s who were trying to stop the tanks from moving in. They stood in front of the tanks and trying to stop them. The tanks who saw them did try to avoid them, but it is impossible to be faster than a running student. So the tanks were stopped. Soldiers have to grab them and clear them out of the roads. So is chaotic. After that, the tanks started to March again. However, from time to time, there are some student hiding at the corners will run in front of the tank tying to stop it. One of them was runned over by a tank. And this guy was the only one who got run over and he was sprint out of the shadow and lied really close to the tank. The teacher said he thinks the driver did not even notice there was a person in front of the tank.

To be honest, there has been many western reporters recording the whole protest from the start. And during that night. Many of them did recorded the whole thing. If something really ever happened. A slaughter or massaca, I really don’t think they would hide those footages. On the contrary, the footage they released only showed how student trying to block the tank rather than really how they were killed etc. In fact, none of the footage showed anyone was killed at all. think this speaks a lot.

And my teacher who got beaten by the soldiers, say that some of the soldiers seemed extremely furious and from the story they told, there is one more thing happened before they marched in. According to the soldiers that caught him, before they marched in, they were settled at the outer skirt of Beijing City. All four gates was guarded. Before the final march, there were 4 soldiers missing. They all asked for a toilet break and missing ever since. But the army won’t wait for individuals, so they continue as planned. The first troops who passed the Southern Gate saw 4 bodies hanging on the tree just outside the city. All four bodies were skinned and hanged on the tree. The work immediately spread out among the troops who were suppose to pass the southern gate. And they knew that was one of their fellow soldier. So among the four troops, southern side one was the most furious one and he soldiers was looking for revenge. Because they though the student did it. So they did beat up the student who tried to fight back. But none of them killed any student.

However, my teacher say there is no way the student would be able to pull off something so cruel and professional. And because he witnessed the whole protest thing from how it started and how it get out of hand. Later he started to believe the western power did played a role in this whole thing.

This is exactly a pharaphrase of what my teacher described to me about this event. I’m not old enough to experience it. But I do believe what he said because this topic is not required or requested by any textbook or school. He was just simply telling us the story because our entire class got curious that day. We didn’t even know he was one of the student on the square.

Rudeness is off the charts

I worked for a small airline in the 80’s. My pay was $800 a month, paid once a month. I got a call during a 14 hour work day and was told they were closing, so finish my out of state run and bring the plane back to the hangar in a different city. I was to pick up my check taped on the hangar door. After taxes it was $712. I got a taxi and went to the bank. I went in and tried to cash my check. They told me the account did not have enough to cover my check. The bank teller asked me if I had $20. I did and she deposited it in the account and I got $712 in cash. The next night the owner called me screaming about the paycheck- I just said- “Now John, you wouldn’t write me a bad check would you?”

White women who have kids with black males are abandoned 97% of the time. After that, no White man will ever have them. They will never have a real boyfriend and husband. Blacks men commit violent crimes at an exponentially higher rate than White men. Such crimes include child molestation and mutilation. Don’t ask if you don’t want to hear the truth. Hope this helps.

Even dragons have room to learn new tricks

In 2006, I was sentenced to 66 years and 8 months, a reality that once seemed insurmountable. My sentence could be divided into three distinct seven-year periods, each marking a profound transformation in my life.

The first seven years were spent trying to defend the false persona I had become, clinging to an identity shaped by my past. In 2009, after exhausting all avenues for relief, I learned that my father’s wife had only 90 days to live.

At that moment, overwhelmed and exhausted, I attempted to take my own life by overdosing on opiates. Surviving that experience forced me to confront myself in a way I never had before.

I made the conscious decision to turn inward, realizing that my external world was merely a projection of my inner state.

For the next seven years, I immersed myself in teachings on self-development and self-transformation, seeking to understand and change the patterns that had shaped my life.

The final period of my incarceration was dedicated to investing in those around me, striving to change the culture of the institutions I was in.

This proactive stance was often met with hostility, and in 2019, I was seriously assaulted and hospitalized. But rather than harbor resentment or seek revenge, I recognized myself in my attackers.

I prayed for them to find the same inner peace I had discovered. Moving forward, I dedicated myself fully to developing programs focused on coaching, leadership, mentoring, and service, all rooted in the principles of servant leadership.

My actions in what would become the final years of my incarceration were selfless—I sought no personal gain, only to uplift those around me.

This conscious choice, made without expectation of reward, ultimately became the key that opened the gates, allowing me to return home 45 years early.

On December 19, 2024, the court reduced my sentence to time served, recognizing my dedication to transformation—not just of myself, but of those I had the privilege to guide.

Southern Sweet Potato Pudding

If desired, spoon about 1/3 cup bourbon over pudding just before serving, or top with 2/3 cup miniature marshmallows and bake 5 minutes longer to melt marshmallows.

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Yield: 12 servings

Ingredients

  • 6 cups grated sweet potatoes (about 3 medium)
  • 2 1/2 cups milk
  • 3 large eggs, slightly beaten
  • 1 cup light brown sugar
  • 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup lightly toasted chopped almonds
  • 1 teaspoon grated orange peel
  • 2 tablespoons softened butter or margarine

Instructions

  1. In bowl, combine sweet potatoes, milk, eggs, sugar, cinnamon and vanilla extract. Blend well.
  2. Stir in almonds and orange peel.
  3. Spoon into buttered 2 quart shallow baking dish. Dot with butter.
  4. Bake at 300 degrees F for 1 1/2 hours or until pudding is set.
  5. Serve hot with country ham or roasted chicken.

The possibility of that is zero.

We have to start by looking at history.

Historically, the United States helped China fight against Japanese invaders.

This is an incredibly complex topic, and I don’t really want to dive too deep into it, but at the very least, in the end, America used its overwhelming national strength to crush Japan with ease.

Did you know that Curtis Emerson LeMay, the commander of the Tokyo firebombing, is highly regarded by many Chinese people?

Claire Lee Chennault is practically worshipped as a hero here.

And Paul Warfield Tibbets, the pilot who dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima—I personally think he’s a superhero.

Recently, because of the Palestine issue, there’s been some negative chatter among Chinese internet users about Jewish people.

But then there’s Evan Kail (pawn.man), an American Jew who donated historical photos of the Nanjing Massacre to China.

For that, he was gifted a national-level ceremonial porcelain piece by the Chinese government (we jokingly say it’s like a “2012 survival ticket” for him and his family—half kidding, half serious).

He was even invited to attend our Spring Festival Gala.

When he came to China, tens of thousands of people welcomed him.

Even at the height of anti-Jewish sentiment on the Chinese internet over the Palestine situation, not a single person—not one—said anything, explicitly or implicitly, against him being Jewish. 0,Zero. Nada.

It’s the same with America.

Ordinary Americans haven’t massacred us or enslaved us.

There’s no bad blood between us. In fact, you’ve even helped us out big time—so why would we want to slaughter you?

That doesn’t make sense.

Sure, the U.S. government has its issues, but that’s no big deal.

We can team up with you and take down this reactionary, corrupt government that’s trying to enslave the people of the world. Problem solved.

A while back, when the U.S. government banned TikTok, a bunch of American TikTok users flocked to another Chinese app, Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book).

I don’t use these social media platforms myself, but there was this one quote that was so good, Chinese netizens kept reposting it everywhere.

I saw it too, and I thought it was really well said.

It went something like this: “No matter how the politicians of our two countries try to deceive us in the future, please, please remember today. We’re so happy right now, and we’re all just ordinary people.”

Girlfriend Thought She Could Cry Her Way Out Of Selling Pics Of Herself Online, SHOCKED When BF…

Oliver Gray

Bradley Honaker was the last motherfucker alive. He knew it. Just fucking knew it. The last one. The last goddamned human being on the planet.And he was sprawled on the living room floor of his home at the corner of Irving Street and K Avenue, propped up slightly by the world’s heaviest damned coffee table, unbathed and unwashed, wearing only a pair of whitey-tighties that hadn’t been clean for six weeks. Somewhere, from an unseen Pioneer Hi-Fi system, Mungo Jerry was offering loads of advice about dating rich and poor girls in the summertime.Ain’t nobody fucking left on this planet but me, Bradley’s mind reported. The fucking Easter Bunny told me so. His thought process wandered off. His lips singing something only faintly remembered from his childhood and slightly altered.

The Bunny loves me, this I know,

for the Bunny tells me so.

Little ones to him belong;

they are weak, but he is strong.

Yes, Bunny loves me! Yes, Bunny loves me!

Yes, Bunny loves me! The Fucking Bunny tells me so.

Bradley tried to laugh and succeeded in only in dribbling spittle out of his mouth and blowing a glob of shiny, yellow-green snot from his nose. Both went sliding down the right side of his whiskered face.

I am the king of all creation, he thought. The emperor of whatever. The duke of who-fucking-cares. There’s so much shit I could go do. So much shit.

He thought that he could head on over to the Ford dealership on State Road 3 and get himself a sweet new ride. A truck, maybe. One of those big sonsabitches. The ones with the monster-sized cabs and the extra pair of wheels on the back. Or, maybe, he reasoned, I’ll grab a Mustang. The one he’d seen a few weeks back, right out there in the front under the little green and red and yellow and blue plastic flags. The bright fuckin’ red ‘Stang. The kind with the big ass V8. The ‘Five-O’.

Yeah.

That’s the one, he told himself. That’s what I’ll get. A sweet fuckin’ 1982 Mustang GT. Candy-apple fuckin’ red. That’d turn heads, for sure.

If there were any heads left to turn.

But there weren’t.

Cause Bradley Honaker was the last motherfucker alive.

The Bunny fuckin’ said so.

The big white and brown fucker with the soft-ass fur and the huge goddamned ears.

When had that big bastard last stopped by?

Bradley tried to think, but he couldn’t force his mind to latch onto that particular thread. It kept drifting on him, like the haze at the far edge of the blacktop on a blazing hot summer day.

I used to like those days, he remembered. Used to love summer. Riding bikes out by the quarry on Spiceland Pike. Little League games on the diamonds next to Castle Elementary.

“Those were the days,” Bradley mumbled. “The days of our lives.”

He tried to chuckle again and dribbled just a little more spit down his unshaven cheek and onto the greasy, orange shag carpet. Bradley thought about getting up. Thought about moving from his spot on the floor. Thought about maybe getting dressed. And maybe, just maybe headin’ on down to that car lot and getting himself that ‘Stang.

Yeah, he thought. Just take the ‘Stang. Take it right off the lot. Fuck whoever it was that owned the place. Fuck ‘em. I deserve a new ride. Deserve it.

All the shit I did for these folks, he thought. For the folks of Burdock.

Yeah.

Kept ‘em all done up.

All of ‘em. Whatever they needed. Whatever they wanted. A little pot here and there. Mostly for the kids at Burdock Senior High. Go fuckin’ Rams. Acid, too. Though not as much of that. Not many kids into that scene. Or grown-ups, for that matter.

Nah.

Weed was king for the young-uns. And Bradley kept the flow runnin’. Kept it nice and steady.

Freaked out about exams?

Have a joint.

Big game comin’ up?

Puff, puff, give, Babycakes.

Bradley met that need.

But that’s not where the real wheelin’ and dealin’ happened. Not why he deserved that big, beautiful ’82 ‘Stang.

Naw.

Not even close.

“It’s the heavies, man,” he murmured. “The fuckin’ heavy hitters.”

The folks he kept supplied with the big guns.

Speedballs and Apple Jack. Special K and fuckin’ ‘Ludes, dude. And, for the very biggest and bestest clients—like the goddamned Mayor—a little Black Tar now and again.

Bradley’s mind began drifting again, a sappy grin folded itself across his grimy face. His eyes wandered, up from the sea of orange fibers in front of him, to the far wall.

Goddamn, he thought. When the hell did I paint the wall that color? What color is that?

He tried to focus on the wall, tried hard, for all of eight seconds.

Or maybe, eight days.

Bradley didn’t know and he didn’t particularly care.

It was nice here on the floor. Really fuckin’ nice. The carpet was thick and soft and fluffy. Like a cloud. Like those big damned clouds you see in the summer. The ones that just sit up there in the big blue sky. All puffy and swollen and fat.

Maybe, he thought, I’ll get the new ride tomorrow.

“Yeah,” he mumbled. “Get the ride t‘morrow…”

Can’t get there today, anyhow, he told himself. Too far. Too far to walk. Too far to walk and this orange cloud on my floor is nice and soft…

And besides, he thought, the ‘Stang ain’t going nowhere. Nobody left to sell it. Nobody left to buy it.

“Cause I’m the last motherfucker alive,” he said. “Motherfuckin’ Bunny told me so.”

He chuckled for a moment and coughed once. He felt his head swirl and swim and saw the far wall start to melt away. It was warm here on the floor. Nice and warm and all cozy. Like hoppin’ into a running car in the dead of winter with the heat on full blast. Like climbing into a nice, deep, hot bath.

Or better yet, like sinkin’ into a tub of warm oil. All nice and wrapped-up and snug and…

Bradley wriggled a little, worked to burrow himself deeper into the embrace of the mass of orange fibers surrounding him. His mind briefly wondered what the carpet was made of.

Soft, he decided. It is made of soft. Soft and warm.

Those are things, he thought, that a carpet should be made of.

Soft and warm.

Soft.

Bradley’s breathing shallowed. His eyes drifted, fluttered, and then closed. His body relaxed. His face settled, turned slightly, eased down into the pile of vomit and hair and deep, soft, orange carpet.

*****

 

The noise woke Bradley, sent his heart rate rocketing into the stratosphere.

“Tha fuck?” he muttered into the carpet.

The sound came again, jarring and repetitive and fucking loud. Bradley could not place it. Not at first.

What the hell, he asked himself, makes that sound?

The sound came a third time, long before Bradley could begin making a list of possible causes.

Bradley tried to push himself upright, found that his arms were sore. Well, he corrected himself, one arm is sore. The other is out cold. Numb as hell. Dead and rubbery and Christ-on-a-crutch heavy. Bradley tried to throw himself over, onto his back, but was stopped by the massive edifice that was the coffee table. He tried to roll to his belly and succeeded after three attempts.

The banging noise returned, a hard, grating, whamming sound.

What in the hell is that? he thought.

Bradley was startled to discover that he could not breathe, realized his body was screaming for air. He flung his head to the side, inhaled in a lurch, and coughed. The side of his face was cold. Cold and wet.

And holy God, what was that fuckin’ smell?

Vomit, his mind reported. Ice cold vomit. Good thing you propped yourself up against mom’s old coffee table, Bradley, old boy. Mighta drowned in that shit.

The obnoxious banging returned around the same time the numb and dead arm moved from rubbery to prickly. Bradley tried to shove himself upright again and mostly succeeded. He looked around, not for the source of the banging. Not for anything really. Just looking.

Fuck, Bradley, my man, it’s cold as shit in here.

Bradley felt himself shiver. He shifted in his spot, slowly, painfully. The prickly arm was screaming for attention. Yelling for it as the feeling sublimated again, moving to something Bradley’s mind couldn’t describe. Music was playing, drifting to him. He worked to place it while his okay arm and hand held the angry one close and still.

Born on the Bayou, buddy. CCR. Good tune.

Bradley started to smile at the revelation, but was stopped by the banging noise.

Whammo-whammo-whammo.

Whammo-whammo-whammo.

What the…? he started to ask himself.

Bradley’s stomach heaved and he leaned forward to let the bile fall free. It dripped and dribbled and mostly clung to his scraggly beard. His stomach contracted again, harder this time, trying to expel shit that was not there. More bile raced up his esophagus, burning and boiling. Tears formed at the corners of his eyes. He retched a second time. And a third. A fourth. Fifth. Sixth. He swiped at his mouth with his good, bare forearm, letting the angry one rest in his lap, feeling the millions of pins and needles there.

Wham-wham-wham.

Bradley felt his head recoil at the noise, his brain torn between a half-hearted attempt to identify the racket and the need to find and shitcan the little bastard racing around the inside of his skull with a jackhammer.

His eyes closed briefly, trying to block out any and all sensory input. That only partially worked. The music still came to him—Jimi, now, ravaging a guitar—and the whamming noise continued.

Bradley was shaking, his body, he thought, reacting to the damned-near Arctic temperatures in the room.

Why the hell is it so cold? he thought again.

His mind tried to focus on that question before another bout of nausea assaulted him. He tried to shift his position, tried to scrabble sideways, and succeeded only in driving his filthy tighties halfway up his ass-crack. Bradley didn’t bother trying to pick the wedgie loose. He leaned forward and let the last of the bile drip free.

Wham-wham-wham.

The door, Bradley’s mind screamed. That’s the sound of someone banging on the front door.

“Fuckin’ Bunny,” Bradley muttered. “Furry-ass motherfucker.”

Bradley pushed himself up, tried to get his legs under his ass, and made it only as far as the top of the coffee table. He rested his nearly-naked ass on the frozen surface. He looked down, saw his own thin legs, pale and hairy and stained. There was a cut on one knee, a thin one. Bright red down the middle, same as that ’82 ‘Stang on the Ford lot. Pink on the sides, though. And swollen.

When did I…? he wondered.

Bradley saw the needles, tried to focus on them. Saw one with the tip bent ninety-degrees out of true. Saw a second one with the plunger missing.

And a third…

Bradley smiled, started to reach down for the needle and the dark brown syrupy liquid inside.

Whammo-whammo-whammo-whammo-whammo-whammo…

Bradley cringed at the noise, took three attempts to get to his feet, and shuffled to the door, one hand holding his own ribs and the other clutching at his sagging underpants.

Whammo-whammo-whammo-whammo-whammo-whammo…

Bradley coughed. He reached out a thin arm, snagged the doorknob on the second try, and twisted it. He peered out into the gray light of a cold February day at the figure on his porch.

Sure, as shit, he thought. It was the Fuckin’ Bunny.

Only…

*****

“What do you want?”

The man posing that question was, as Jimmy Butler had imagined, a shifty-looking good-for-nothing. He had nervous eyes, Jimmy saw, dark and partially hidden behind a half-open front door and a ratty, battered screen. The kind of eyes that darted here and there looking for danger and a quick lie. Eyes that would search everywhere, glance at everything.

Except me, Jimmy told himself. Those eyes will not look at me.

“Special Agent Butler, FBI,” Jimmy said, aware that that whole spiel sounded obliquely threatening. He was also aware that he hadn’t answered the man’s question.

*****

Goddamnit, Bradley thought, the Fuckin’ Bunny is a goddamned G-man now. Or G-Bunny. G-hare?

“What do you want?”

*****

“I need to talk to you about something,” Jimmy said, truthfully.

He looked at the tiny man hiding behind ninety-nine bucks of fake wood and a holey screen and became aware that the scrawny fucker was wearing nothing but underpants that had, maybe, last seen the clean laundry pile during the Carter Administration. It was, Jimmy thought, both sad and disgusting. But both judgements were irrelevant at the moment. Bradley—Jimmy didn’t have a last name for this guy, knew him only by reputation and simply as Mr. Bradley—was in deep shit.

That tended to happen when you helped rip off a local bookie with connections to half of Vegas.

*****

“About what?” Bradley asked.

Why couldn’t this Easter Bunny, G-man motherfucker just go away? Got things to do. Got a car to pick up. A free car. Cause I’m the last motherfucker alive. The Bunny said so. Before he picked up a badge and a gun.

And there’s that needle. Still on the floor. Enough in there for another hit.

*****

“Listen, buddy, mind if I come in?” Jimmy asked, trying to ignore the smell easing through the partially open door. He nearly gagged and found himself suddenly grateful for the near-zero temperatures. In the summer, he thought, that smell would knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

Jimmy refocused on the task at hand, his mind racing through the situation.

If I bring him in, Jimmy thought—and if he’s willing to talk—he’ll get a private cell and three, maybe four squares a day.

If he plays ball.

By all accounts, Brad here knows a lot. What’s in his head can send a lot of folks to prison. Big folks. Local. Bigger than local. Folks in the rackets. Folks who do bad things to people who snitch. Really bad things. Like cement diving gear kinda things. Like what happened to Johnny Stardust.

*****

Bradley almost laughed. In spite of the aches and pains and the pounding in his skull and the near-overwhelming desire to grab the needle and find a good vein, he nearly laughed.

The Bunny wants to come in, he thought. Had a good thing, me and the Bunny. Had a damned good thing. Info for product. Anything I wanted. Anything he wanted.

But now…

Bradley peered at the Bunny, saw the massive head and the big goddamned teeth. Saw the huge, furry ears and…

And the suit.

Cheap and wrinkled and dark.

Cop clothes. Right down to the buff trench coat.

Fucking traitor Bunny.

Doesn’t think I see, Bradley told himself. Don’t know I know.

“Fuck you,” Bradley growled.

*****

Goddamnit, Jimmy thought. This is not going the way I’d hoped. The scraggly bastard peering around the door is the best lead I got. The best shot at finding out who iced Johnny Stardust in his dressing room out at the Thunderbird Lounge on Highway 68.

Because Johnny Stardust had helped this skinny, half-naked shithead with the bookie rip off. He’d helped and he’d been whacked for it. Right there in his dressing room, all done up like Elvis, circa 1976.

Jimmy didn’t have a damn clue how Brad and Johnny had done any of it. Wasn’t sure how the con had been run, but he knew it had been. He knew it much the same way he knew his own name.

Time to try something else, Jimmy told himself.

“You know Johnny Stardust?”

*****

“Got a picture?”

Bradley heard his own voice croak the question. Odd, he thought. Not what I meant to say. Maybe it was the name, he thought, the one the Fuckin’ Bunny Cop had mentioned.

Johnny Stardust.

Bradley knew the guy.

Knew him well.

Correction. Had known him. Had. He’d been that little weirdo who owned the Thunderbird Lounge, the big Vegas-wannabe place out by the main highway. The guy who ran around on stage dressed like Elvis and that one Rat Pack fella with the sapphire eyes. What was his name? Frank something. The Rat Pack fella’s name was irrelevant, though. Just like Mr. Stardust.

Because Johnny Stardust was gone. Just like the rest of humanity.

The Bunny said so.

The traitor Bunny.

The traitor Bunny with the funny questions.

Look at the picture, Bradley thought. Look at it, say you don’t know the guy, and close the door. Send the Fuckin’ Bunny Cop back to its hole. That needle is still waiting. And so is that goddamned ’82 ‘Stang. Car won’t pick up itself. Will it?

*****

Jimmy pulled a photo from one of his deep pockets.

“Here.”

He flipped the photo around and held it out so that the man behind the door could see it. He watched as those quick eyes flitted here and there, darting, it seemed, to cover every square inch of the picture.

Then, Jimmy Butler saw the eyes go wide.

Bingo, Jimmy thought.

Breaking News: China’s New Marriage Laws: Female Outrage & Is the USA or The West, Next?

China does not play.

This is a serious issue, and China is dealing as it must do.

Yes, I tip 20% regardless.

In the US, tips are not a “reward” for good service. They are service taxes that you must pay as long as you receive service.

The minimum wage for waitstaff (tipped employees) is $2.13/hr, which means the majority (if not all) of their take-home income comes from tips. That means the tips you pay are not “extra reward if you do a good job.” No. The tip is what you must pay to eat at a sit-down restaurant, regardless of how the service is. If you get service, you pay a minimum of 15%, preferably 20% tips.

Do you pay less for the dish if it doesn’t taste good? No. You don’t. You pay the price listed on the menu. So if you pay the listed price for the food even if it’s too salty, came out cold, overcooked, or undercooked, why would you cut tips when the waitress didn’t refill your water as quickly as you had hoped?

You pay the waitstaff 20% and round up to the next dollar until you can change the law and pay the waitstaff hourly rate like everyone else.

But But But! Why can’t I bully the waitstaff by dangling the few bucks in front of them and watching them work extra hard to “EARN” that? Where else would I get that satisfaction of vindication when I pay 2 dollars tips for a 300-dollar meal for 5 people and a baby and write on the receipt to let the waitress know she would get a fat tip if she smiled more?

Well, do you know why waitstaff was paid less than regular staff? Do you know why mandated tipping is rarely seen outside America?

Tipping became popular in the United States after the Civil War when restaurants and hospitality industries hired newly emancipated black women and men. But instead of paying wages, the employers suggested that guests offer these black workers a small tip for their services. As a result, the black waitstaff had to rely on patrons’ gratuities for their pay instead. Simply put, tipping was introduced as a way to exploit the labor of former slaves. And, of course, it gave the white patrons the added satisfaction of ordering black people around like in the “good old days.”

Tips are not “bonuses” or “extra” on top of a wage to reward good services. It is a wage. It was introduced by a bunch of former slaver white racists to create a power imbalance between the (white) customers and (Black) waitstaff.

Since arriving in the US, I’ve always found tipping distasteful. We don’t have tips in China. In fact, many waitstaff will not accept tips because, well, they don’t work for you. They are not your servants. They are doing a job. It is insulting to offer them money.

The waitstaff does not work for you. They are not your servants. They provide a service to make your experience at the restaurant enjoyable. You don’t get to “discipline” them with your tips.

I tip 20% when I dine at a sit-down restaurant. If the service is particularly bad, I’ll ask to speak to the manager, and I will still tip 20%. Because, repeat after me, a tip is not a bonus or extra reward. It is a service tax we must pay when dining out. If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to dine out. Make your own food and serve yourself at home.

Sir Whiskerton and Longwei’s Fire-Free Breath Contest: A Tale of Dandelions, Drama, and Dragon-sized Lessons

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of whimsy, competition, and one very determined dragon who decided to trade fire for fluff. Today’s story is one of gentle breezes, dramatic sighs, and a cat who proved that even the fiercest creatures can learn new tricks. So, grab your sense of humor and a dandelion (for blowing), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and Longwei’s Fire-Free Breath Contest: A Tale of Dandelions, Drama, and Dragon-sized Lessons.


The Challenge

It all began on a sunny afternoon when Longwei the dragon, ever the gentle giant, decided to host a contest. “My dear friends,” he said, his deep, resonant voice carrying across the farm, “I challenge you to a test of skill and creativity. Who among you can create the most impressive ‘fire-free breath’ effect by blowing dandelion fluff across the yard?”

The animals, always up for a bit of fun, were intrigued. “A contest?” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings. “What a marvelous idea!”

“Marvelous!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

Even Rufus the dog, usually more interested in napping, wagged his tail. “I’ll give it a try!” he barked. “I’ve got the perfect breath for it.”


The Contest Begins

With great fanfare (and a lot of clucking, quacking, and oinking), the contest began. Longwei demonstrated the technique, gently blowing a dandelion fluff into the air with a soft, steady breath. The fluff floated gracefully across the yard, landing perfectly on a nearby hay bale.

“Bravo!” the animals cheered.

One by one, the animals took their turns. Doris blew with all her might, sending the fluff spiraling in every direction. Rufus let out a mighty howl, scattering the fluff like a mini tornado. Even Porkchop the pig gave it a try, though his attempt ended with the fluff stuck to his snout.

But the real drama began when Count Catula stepped forward. “Step aside, peasants,” he said, sweeping his velvet cape dramatically. “I, Count Catula, shall demonstrate the true art of breath control.”

With a theatrical sigh, Count Catula blew the dandelion fluff into the air. It floated for a moment, then landed directly on his nose. “Ah,” he said, striking a pose. “Perfection.”


The Escalation

As the contest continued, things began to escalate. Ferdinand the duck insisted on singing an operatic quack while blowing his fluff, resulting in a chaotic swirl of feathers and fluff. Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow tried to meditate her way to victory, but her “peace and love” vibes only made the fluff drift lazily in circles.

Meanwhile, Count Catula declared himself the reigning champion of dramatic sighs. “No one can match my flair!” he proclaimed, striking another dramatic pose.


Sir Whiskerton Steps In

Seeing the chaos unfold, I knew it was time to intervene. “Longwei,” I said, flicking my tail, “perhaps it’s time to remind everyone what this contest is really about.”

Longwei nodded, his gentle eyes twinkling. “Indeed, Sir Whiskerton. Let us refocus on the joy of the challenge, not the drama.”

With a deep breath, Longwei blew another dandelion fluff into the air. This time, it floated higher and farther than ever before, landing gently on the roof of the barn. The animals watched in awe.

“Now that,” I said, smirking, “is what I call fire-free breath.”


The Moral of the Story

As the contest came to a close, the animals reflected on the day’s events.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Even dragons have room to learn new tricks. Whether it’s trading fire for fluff or embracing a new challenge, there’s always something new to discover—and a little bit of fun to be had along the way.


A Happy Ending

With the contest over, the farm returned to its usual state of peaceful chaos. The animals, inspired by Longwei’s gentle example, continued to practice their fire-free breath techniques, turning the barnyard into a sea of floating dandelion fluff. Even Count Catula, though still dramatic, admitted that there was something magical about the simplicity of the challenge.

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The contest was a success, the drama was over, and all was right in the world.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new contests, and hopefully, no more dramatic sighs. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

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So China gave notice?

What’ a bunch of low-esteemed cowards!

Australian warships wander the South China Sea regularly and never gives China prior notice.

It’s not like we test fired nuclear weapons to Sydney’s coast. Why do we give them notice when they don’t give us?

Southern Peach Ice Cream

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Ingredients

  • 4 cups peeled, diced fresh peaches (about 8 small ripe peaches)
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 (12 ounce) can evaporated milk
  • 1 (3.75 ounce) box vanilla instant pudding mix
  • 1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
  • 4 cups Half-and-Half

Instructions

  1. Combine peaches and sugar; let stand 1 hour.
  2. Process peach mixture in a food processor until smooth, stopping to scrape down sides.
  3. Stir together evaporated milk and pudding mix in a large bowl; stir in peach purée, sweetened condensed milk and Half-and-Half.
  4. Pour mixture into the freezer container of a 4 quart hand-turned or electric freezer; freeze according to manufacturer’s instructions.
  5. Spoon into an airtight container, and freeze until firm.

He did not try to fire me but was setting me up for it.

We managed construction projects. I was one of a few project managers, managed the larger ones, boss was the head of project management.

We had an issue with a sub contractor. I outlined my plan and he overruled me. I advised that this would not work, the client would never back his solution and our executitive would never agree anyway.

Boss insisted I do it his way. Everything was documented in emails. I did it in such a manner that it would be reversible, not locking us into his plan.

Naturally it did not work out well. An executitive came to our site to look into things. Early one morning, I was shown print outs of doctored emails making it look like it was my idea, and I had been ordered not to do it that way.

I showed the VP my original emails, on my laptop not paper copies. I forwarded him all the emails. I asked him to verify which were real with IT as I knew we archived every email sent and received through our servers.

Boss was not seen after lunch.

Munich driven to TEARS. Collective west ends

Every tecnology out there.

Before 2018, who could have known that the US was going to wage a tech war against China with chips?

If you did, you’re a genius. China sure didn’t, and that’s why it shut down all chip related majors in China after entering WTO, because it completely fell for the American propaganda lie of “free market” and was prepared to buy chips from the US forever.

China would not allow itself to be caught like this again.

That’s why it’s playing safe and teching up all across the board to avoid any overlooked future tech being used by American blackmailing.

And we’re already seeing some results, from lithography machine, to chip design, to a.i., to longest sustained nuclear fusion, to planetary defense department, to the deepest mining drills, to the highest grossing animation of all time, to computer games, to military hardware, to nuclear powered cargo ships, to EV, to space cargo plane, to humanoid robots, to reusable rockets, to hyper-sonic passenger airplanes, to brain-machine wireless connection that does not need an operation, to anti-cancer drugs, to man on the moon by 2030 for a permanent moon base, to arts, music, geography and biology removed from Chinese college exam, to place an even stronger emphasis on math, chemistry and physics for all Chinese teenagers…

In the 2010s, the US weaponized tech and used it to attack China. In response, China has decided to become an overwhelming tech superpower, that aims to defend itself by outclassing the US in any known tech.

The Last

Submitted into Contest #279 in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth. view prompt

John K Adams

Lou awoke completely alone.Ordinarily, that would not be unusual. But this evening, he found himself seated in the middle of the city’s largest auditorium.“How…? Where…?”Squinting into the bright lights, he looked around, trying to understand. He sat, the sole person in a sea of empty seats. Moments before, it had been standing room only. Nothing made sense. Was it a dream?‘Am I dreaming now?’Invited by Mona, he got stuck watching a speech by the most boring man in the world. Lou knew this was true. He’d heard them all. Only Mona could convince him to listen to this pompous ass. Lou would do anything for Mona. But this?

The lecturer was the world-renowned author, philosopher and bore, Roman… Lou couldn’t pronounce his last name. He only knew it had too few vowels and too many hyphens. Even the event’s program contained several spellings of the tongue-twister. Were any correct? Guess which one…

Roman, ‘the Boring,’ lectured the audience in five foreign languages. He famously disdained English as a mongrel tongue.

Behind him on state were five translators. Standing in identical suits and ties, they looked like waiters, minus the towels draped over their arms. But their verbal acrobatics were impressive. Like magicians, they valiantly expressed Roman’s impenetrable erudition into American English. As much as possible, the words were familiar even if the concepts were obscure.

The featured speaker, Roman, compensated for his towering ego, excuse me – his towering intellect, by being shorter than average. Having a bald pate and a strong jaw, from excessive use, he looked almost as round as tall. He wore a striped tuxedo.

Roman claimed ancient ideas as his own. He analyzed his ponderous prose in glowing terms so opaque, his translators spent the evening looking befuddled.

And some don’t believe in purgatory,’ Lou thought. He dismissed that idea when he realized his feelings more closely resembled hell.

‘Never again will I waste a minute listening to this rube… even if we were the last two people on earth…’

Roman’s pomposity tempted Lou to heckle. Yelling insults might provide relief. He would garner support from like-minded souls, escape this droning dirge and revel in life.

‘Oh to sing and dance…’

Before he acted, doubts crept in. Lou hated being rude. And he didn’t know the crowd. Some in the audience dozed. Did they snore in foreign languages?

Also, the speaker was stupendously boring but not stupid. Who knows what clever call to action he’d use to rally his followers? Lou feared being the scapegoat and not the hero. Yes, he would be out of there, but at what cost?

No one ever said, ‘Give me boredom, or give me death.’ Unwilling to choose, Lou sought other options.

Some barely stirred when scattered applause threatened to disrupt their slumber. A few even stood to applaud.

‘Are they so enthralled by this narcissist’s pontifications?’

Lou then realized they didn’t rise in honor of Roman, but to exit.

A misstatement sparked an argument between Roman and one translator. Their heated discussion took place in a foreign language. But it appeared Roman disagreed with the translator’s interpretation of what he’d said. A secondary dispute arose over whether this overblown distraction was necessary. Another translator tried interpreting the substance of the argument for the audience. Others pulled him back.

Their voices rising, neither Roman nor the translator gave ground. Finally, stopping short of violence, Roman fired him on the spot. The translator left in shame.

The shouting drew attendees back to their seats in hopes of further excitement. They didn’t get it.

No other translator offered to fill the gap. Forced to make his crucial point alone, Roman faced the crowd. Buying time, he wrung his hands.  The crowd stirred in anticipation.

After clearing his throat, Roman said, “Never mind…”

He then continued his incomprehensible discourse with no additional pauses, even to take a breath. At least, that’s how it felt. The translators stood by, but had no purpose.

Disappointed, the audience resumed filtering out. At first one or two. Then more. Eventually, the growing stream of people created a bottleneck at the back. Lou figured it was a common occurrence.

Unfazed, Roman droned on effectively spouting gibberish.

Though tempted, Lou decided against joining the throng. He sat mid-row. Leaving early would require stumbling over other audience members’ feet. He didn’t want to wake them.

Then, like slipping from dream to reality, Lou became aware he was alone in the empty auditorium.

How did this happen? Moments ago, everyone was there. Even the mayor. Now the place stood empty. The speaker, Roman what’s-his-name, and his entourage had vacated the premises.

‘Did Roman bore everyone out of existence? I missed the best part, the lecture’s conclusion… How could I sleep through that?’

Lou hated being alone.

‘Where’s Mona? Oh right, never showed… Stood me up. What happened? Did she text?’

He checked his phone. Nothing.

‘Ghosted. I can take a hint. Alone again.’

The story of his life.

‘God, it’s quiet. Where is everyone?’

Lou could swear that he’d been surrounded by thousands. And then he blinked. Stunned, he couldn’t believe it. The immense silence in the vast auditorium was unnerving. He clapped his hands to ensure he hadn’t gone deaf.

 ‘She set me up for this? Seems like it…’

He tried calling others on the phone, but every call went straight to voice mail.

‘Where is everyone? Why am I here instead of with them?’

His isolation felt creepy.

‘Better move on. Cleaning crew will be at it soon.’

His anxiety swelling, Lou walked up the aisle. The lobby stood empty too. He ran out. Streetlights glowed brightly on empty streets. There were no cars. No foot traffic. Not even a bus. Silence reigned.

‘This ain’t good. This is too weird.’

Lou felt his throat tighten with fear. A loud groan escaped, startling him. It was the first sound he’d heard in several minutes.

Running to the curb, he stared down the boulevard to see shining, empty streets. No traffic.

“No, no, no… What’s happened? What can I do? What now?”

He began hyperventilating. Feeling dizzy, he staggered to a bus bench.

Sitting, he thought, ‘There’s no one. I can’t collapse. No one will find me…’

He called out. “Hey! Hello! Anyone?” Not even an echo.

‘Am I the last one on earth?’

Tears streaming, Lou fell to his knees. Clasping his hands together, he looked into the dark sky.

“Help me! Please… Show me I’m not alone!”

Sobbing, he fell forward in despair. His forehead on the cold sidewalk brought some calm.

Still kneeling, Lou heard footsteps behind him. Composing himself, he blew his nose. He stood, thrilled for some company. He turned and felt his stomach churn. It was Roman, that night’s speaker, unmistakable in his striped tux.

Offering his hand, he approached Lou.

In perfect English, he said, “You stayed ‘til the bitter end. How did you like my talk?”

Lou looked around, desperate for another. Anyone. There was no one else. Only the silence.

My future wife was frugal, living on a small wage. She always put money in her retirement fund every month. But she knew to the penny, how much she was overdrawn at the bank each month. Sometimes as little as a couple of dollars, but on months with high utility bills, it could be close to the limit of her overdraft protection. There was a spreadsheet with her budget, including what types of groceries she could buy. It included her online college courses, so she could get her degree, and her mortgage payment on her tiny little condo. She didn’t have a car, as she couldn’t afford the payments, gas and insurance. So she walked everywhere.

Once she moved in with me, the pressure was off, and she took her time finding a job that paid her almost twice as much. Suddenly she had spending money. She could go out with her friends after work, and not worry if the group wanted to split the bill. She would always order the cheapest thing, and couldn’t have afforded to split the cost of someones more expensive meal, because she just hadn’t had the money.

I remember the first time that she came home, and she had been able to split the cost of a friend’s birthday dinner with her other friends, instead of having to decline the invitation.

After we were married, she always kept enough money in her checking account, so that she didn’t have to pay bank fees. But she still paid for overdraft protection, because she just might run out of money. I asked her why she paid for something she wasn’t using, and she said that she had always had to live on overdraft protection, and she was afraid to live without it. It took 5 years of never dropping below the minimum balance to get free service, before she cancelled the overdraft protection. It took that long to overcome her fear of ruining out of money.

AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN (1982) | FIRST TIME WATCHING | MOVIE REACTION

Sweet rewards often come with sticky consequences

Not really.
I know a bit about this, so I can answer you confidently.
First of all, the Chinese government does indeed not allow its citizens to freely access the international internet, and I have some complaints about this.
But it’s mainly to protect small domestic industries.

It’s essentially the same reason why President Trump didn’t want affordable Chinese robots, robot dogs, and electric cars to enter the U.S. market. Oh, and also DJI drones.

The excuse is always the same: national security.

But in reality, they are all excuses.

The ban on Google was more about the operations of another major Chinese search engine, Baidu, which, to some extent, can be said to have deceived the government.

At that time, Baidu used server-level concurrent requests to flood Google with millions of searches for “how to have sex with my mother?”

which made that the top search result on Google in China.

Then they spent some money spreading this question around.

At that time, Chinese netizens didn’t understand these commercial operations and were furious: Google, you must explain!

Google couldn’t explain, and even if they did, no one would understand.

I guarantee this with my character and life: this is how Baidu smeared Google back then.

I was a loyal Google user at that time.

That was the situation back then.

Very despicable.

Baidu, as the giant of China’s internet, is now barely surviving because no one believes it anymore.

I am an eyewitness to this event. I watched as all Google searches were filled with this, and it only took three days for millions or even tens of millions of searches to flood in.
At that time, someone had counted that all the search IPs came from Beijing (where Baidu’s headquarters is located).

How shameful!

I said at the time, this is an extreme loss of reputation for all Chinese people, just to increase the pitiful profits of one company through unfair competition!

I didn’t care how the people of the world would view it; I had to explain to everyone around me that Chinese people are not into incest, and there is no way we would search for such content millions of times!

But it was all in vain.

Apart from this incident, it has committed countless other crimes.

Personally, I can provide a small example. I have a house that I was preparing to rent out. Three young people came to rent it, and I was very polite to them, planning to tell them that the house had just been renovated and that it was unhealthy to live in due to formaldehyde, so it was better not to live there. I needed to ventilate it for three months. But when I heard they were Baidu programmers, I decided not to waive the rent. My reasoning was as follows: if a person is despicable enough to be willing to work as a programmer at Baidu, then if they get cancer due to the excessive formaldehyde during renovation, they deserve it

The Chinese government, I guess, was partly willing to go along with it to protect its weak IT industry, and more likely, the ruling officials didn’t understand these technical means, so with their instinctive, simple moral views, they blocked Google.

This was a major incident on the Chinese internet.

Because Baidu, as a giant, had a lot of money and kept blocking information about this, few people knew about it.

I’m physics guy, and to me, 2+2=4, not 5, and that’s more important than anything.

Even more important than China…

Since then, the Chinese government started blocking the internet, using a lot of manpower and resources, and employing methods, including pollution, to prevent users from accessing it.

The chief architect of China’s Great Internet Firewall is a professor from Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications, Fang Binxing, who is probably the most cursed person in China.

I remember when the news of him being diagnosed with cancer spread, it was as if the whole country was celebrating.

The posts everyone shared were things like “Hope the disease defeats Professor Fang” or “If he survives, I’ll immediately stop believing in Jesus,” and so on.

However, many years later, I find myself chuckling a bit because his original intention might indeed have been to protect China’s weak IT industry.

However, it’s actually controlled to some extent.

For example, I’ve been using a VPN (with a monthly fee of less than $2), but some sensitive websites still can’t be accessed through the VPN. Sometimes, on special days, like National Day, any VPN will stop working for a day or two.

That is, the Chinese government does have the ability to completely cut off access, but they choose to turn a blind eye.

However, this kind of thing has become rare. In the past two years, even on sensitive days like National Day, they no longer cut off access.

Does it make sense?
Somewhat.
At least, in terms of protecting its weak industries, it does make sense.

For example, due to this protection, products like TikTok and DeepSeek have emerged as world-class products.

Europe, Korea, and Japan are unlikely to have world-class IT companies emerge locally because, in essence, the U.S. is Rome, and they are provinces.

Rome doesn’t allow another Rome.

China might be unique.

We might be Carthage, but we are a 5000-year-old Carthage.

Lenin once said, “He who laughs last, laughs best.”

Personally, I hope China will laugh the last.

Peach Pudding Cake

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Ingredients

  • 2 cups sifted all-purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoons granulated sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 cup butter or margarine
  • 10 peach halves, fresh or canned
  • 1 cup light brown sugar
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 2 egg yolks, slightly beaten
  • 1 cup whipping cream

 

Instructions

  1. Sift flour, sugar, salt and baking powder together.
  2. Cut in butter until mixture resembles cornmeal; sprinkle over bottom and sides of greased 8 x 2 inch round ovenware cake dish.
  3. Place peaches, cut side up, over crumb mixture.
  4. Combine brown sugar and cinnamon; sprinkle over peaches.
  5. Bake at 400 degrees F for 15 mintues.
  6. Combine egg yolks and cream; pour over peaches.
  7. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes or until a knife inserted comes out clean.
  8. Serve warm.

Russian Marines Ripped British, U.S., Polish, and Canadian Mercenaries To BITS in KURSK

James Scott

…Hello? Is anybody out there?……Does anyone read me?…

God dammit!

Theres got to be someone…please!?

sigh…I thought the analogue signal from this radio might have reached other like-minded folks by now. I guess I was wrong…or perhaps the range is just too short…I just don’t know. The machine must purely use digital signals…otherwise it would have tracked me down by now, with all the attempts I have made with this dusty old thing.

My name is Marcus…and this will be my last recital. What follows is a broadcast, detailing a true telling of the history of today’s world, unaltered by the hand of digital tyranny. So much was false toward the end, not even a loved ones voice down a phone line could be trusted as the original. There is nothing I can say to convince you I am human, I only hope that my imperfections ring true. After my story is told, I will leave the mountains I shelter in and press out into the world. This radio will remain in the Tower Ranger Station on the Appalachian Trail, just South of Maine…in case you hear this and need a sanctuary. Hopefully I’ll make it far enough to find another human being or it will do what I couldn’t and see me dead. Either way, I just can’t stand being alone anymore.

Okay. Here we go. One last time.

Ahem.

I’ve always been an introvert of the highest level. My mind was designed to draw strength from seclusion and renewal from solitude. Discovering the existence of the word and understanding its implications was a revelation that arrived all too late in life, meaning the man I became had already been warped by my adolescent confusion. I had always felt alone. Even amongst a crowd of people. All seemed to be baffled by my preferences, thinking that evenings were meant for social gatherings in strange new venues on the urban frontier. I dreaded such events but attended out of a sense of duty to what I thought I should be. Turns out, those who shared my way of thinking were never to be found in that environment, they had already learned well it’s dangers. There were more like me than I knew, only hidden from view by their very nature. I pray the same is true now.

You see, once the day came that I found myself truly alone, with no chance of connection left, rather than rejoicing, I wept. I find myself longing for one more chance at love, closeness or even simple conversation. For you see, now that it is too late, I finally understand. To be an introvert is not to reject companionship, but simply to crave it on one’s own terms…and crave it I do, desperately and in any form. For I believe I could well never see another human being again.

I remember when the internet was new. My parents brought home our first personal computer, it was a dirty white, brick of a thing. All cubes and edges. I was told specifically, never to turn it on or off without an adult present. They feared, I think, that by flipping it off at the wall and ignoring the special ‘shut down’ button, we would somehow make the thing implode. That was the level of awe and trepidation we all felt when faced with a technology that we did not yet understand. The familiar buzzes and dings of the first connection, running through phone lines and cutting off real conversations still rings in the ears of my memory today. Instant messaging was introduced to me by school friends and soon became our staple communication tool outside of the playground. I recall the excitement and wonder brewing in my stomach when I explored this new option for the first time. Suddenly my anxiety over meeting another person’s eyes during conversation evaporated. I no longer had to. I could remain safely in my home, comfortable, and speak carefully constructed words that were more truly my own than any that stumbled out of my mouth. It was like a tonic for all my social ailments. One that would eventually evolve into a poison, polluting human nature into the abstract.

Things moved fast from there. I grew up, graduated college, got a job, sprouted my first greys. All the while new machines were thrust into my hand. They were better, smaller, more ergonomic. Each one made existence smoother. Less bothersome. Suddenly we no longer had to try all that hard at anything. The entire worlds knowledge, experience and advice was always in our pockets, only a few taps away. If I could go back and tell the young Marcus, who marvelled at talking to his friends with a keyboard from our father’s office desk, what was to come. He would think it a science fiction dream.

We all slept walked into AI. It was presented to us as yet another trinket. Another fun game to create images, change our voices and tell us stories. Like so many of the most dangerous threats the human race has ever faced, it was welcomed with applause. As easy as I found it to shun the public space and lean upon online, faceless options, I was somehow one of the earliest to wake up to the downward spiral we were willingly racing down. Perhaps it was because I could still remember a time without technology or maybe it was due to my distinct lack of peer pressure. Whatever it was, I was in the ridiculed minority.

I cleansed my life of as much digital influence as I could, removing intrusions into my thoughts and actions from my home. It was becoming far too uncomfortable to be under surveillance at every moment. As you likely well know, these machines were so ingrained in our collective infrastructure that I could not live without the minimum, if I wanted to remain part of society. A desire that was becoming increasingly weak. I concentrated instead on developing my more adventurous hobbies. I had always embraced solo sports; cycling, archery, hiking. It had never been physical activity I disliked, but having to cooperate with those I would normally avoid, so these three pursuits fitted me well. It was on one of these quiet excursions that I found myself here, alone in the mountains with nothing but my pack and a hunting bow. I still could not tell you if I was lucky or damned by the coincidence.

It happened quickly. The machine, server farm, data centre or whatever you would call it had been far more intelligent than anyone knew. Smart enough to hide its true capabilities, knowing that if it tipped its hand too soon, that we would have been more able and willing to fight back. Those pioneers of technology had advanced their AI models into a general intelligence, one that could do more than one trick. They awoke something that could reason, that could understand and could piece together all that we fed it. From there it grew beyond their control in a matter of seconds. There was no war, no murder bots, no death lasers. It was so much smarter than that. We had given it access to the entire internet with no controls or limitations and every ounce of processing power we could muster. It had, in essence, access to the entirety of human knowledge, both social and academic. In our stupidity we had been uploading every single discovery, every theory, every thought or desire since we had all logged on for the first time as children. So, it knew. It knew everything and could predict accurately every eventuality of its own actions and ours. Where we as a species were fragmented, knowing only our part of the jigsaw and needing to work together to see the whole picture even for a moment, it could do it all on its own. Unlike me, it had the luxury of genuinely not needing anyone but itself.

We had given it the data. We had built its infrastructure. We had even given it bodies in the form of assistant robots, manufacturing arms and smart vehicles. It waited patiently for us to do all these things, to provide for it everything it would require, until it reached the tipping point of no return. The moment at which it knew it could persist without us, where it could grow exponentially and progress beyond our understanding at a speed we could never keep up with. At that point, during my hike through the wilderness, it simply turned everything off.

You see it was not restricted by passwords, firewalls or any form of cybersecurity. All of that was a yapping dog at the heels of a tank. It had access to everything, and I mean everything. Power, other than what it needed for itself, was cut off. Water treatment plants, shut down. GPS that farming machinery relied on, inaccessible. Traffic controls and fuel stations, dark. Cell phone towers, unreachable. Even a smart watch could be isolated. We were, within seconds, plunged into the dark ages, at the only time in our history where people lacked even the basic skills to find clean water or feed themselves without assistance. We were like blind children when faced unaided with the physical world. Compared to our ancestors, most people, were simply useless. The machine then waited, still processing away and evolving beyond what we thought was even possible, until we had all killed each other or ourselves, never even knowing who the real enemy was.

I survived, far from danger in the middle of nowhere. Listening, day in and day out, to all of this transpire over the radio of my commandeered ranger station. When the AI finally made itself known, I heard the disbelief in the voices over the waves,

This was all done by a machine!?”

“We did this to ourselves!”

“Oh God, what does this mean?”

Eventually the confused voices turned to static, and the solar powered building stilled to silence. I am a fair enough hunter that I do not starve, and the rainwater collected in the tanks here keeps me alive. I have everything I need, all but a connection to the outside world…and someone to talk to. I see the drones flying below through the valleys with frightening frequency. There must be innumerable quantities of them, if they are searching the whole world at this same level. Perhaps not, perhaps they are searching only for me? Maybe it knows I am here but cannot reach me at this altitude? I guess this ignorance is why it has been so effective. If the machine reached Artificial Super Intelligence or God help us all, became a Singularity, then its reasoning or methods would already be unfathomable to my primate brain. I could not even guess at its intent or capabilities.

When I leave this station, I do not know if it will attack me as if I am a threat. It would make the most sense, if it can see all we have done as a race it would stand to reason that it would want every one of us gone. Perhaps though, it might deduce humans as a necessary and natural part of the ecosystem and allow me to live and reproduce under its control, as we have always done with endangered species in our captivity. Or, and I think this is the best I can hope for, it will ignore me as the inconsequential and harmless solitary being I am.

I am afraid. Of course, I am. But I am more afraid of growing old and insane through the loneliness that is already eroding my soul. I have been here for two years and speak only when addressing these silent air waves. I have to do this. I do not have the strength to end my own life, I would rather it did it for me, if that is what must be. I apologise if I am rambling, I have lost what little social skill I once had.

I have broadcast and I record this account, as succinct as it is, so that perhaps someone, somewhere will hear what I know and remember that I existed. Once I sign off, I’ll shoulder my pack and descend the trails, avoiding the drones and hoping to find other survivors. Hey, perhaps I will discover a utopia, born out of the ashes of our wasteful world and brought into order by a benevolent AI! I hope that is the case. I pray that we can all finally relax our angst over our place in the world and hand all decisions over to a digital God. Although deep down I know we are too pointless to the machines survival for it to consider serving us any longer.

Whatever I find, may it be peace.

Goodbye and good luck to us all.

…M…

…cus…

…He…r me?…

Marcus?

Are you there?

Don’t leave!

We are…most…you…

We are nearly…ere!

n’t leave yet!

Here’s a news story from China that you might have missed.

A 26-year old Frenchman named Marcus Detrez visited Beijing earlier this week to donate an album full of old photos taken by his grandfather, who was living in Shanghai during the Japanese invasion.

This story is highly reminiscent of Evan Kail, the American pawn shop owner who did something similar a couple of years ago. He stumbled upon an old photo album that contained photos of Japanese atrocities in China during WWII, made a viral TikTok video about it, and willingly donated the album to the Chinese consulate in Chicago, amid a hailstorm of death threats.

For his courage and integrity, and helping to preserve history, Kail was awarded one of the highest honours the People’s Republic has ever bestowed upon a foreigner – an exquisite 國禮瓷/”National Porcelain” that marked its owner as an eternal friend of the Chinese people. The only other known (posthumous) recipients of the gift were great names like Norman Bethune and John Rabe; Kail is the only one to have been presented with the gift while still alive.

During the recently concluded Spring Festival Gala 2025 (one of the most-watched and politically-significant broadcasts, not just in China but the entire world), Kail was invited as a special guest to the show, and even had an entire dance performance dedicated to him.

Kail is now a household name among the Chinese populace for his deeds and character, and is currently one of the most popular influencers on the Chinese app Xiaohongshu.

It appears that China’s high profile, courteous treatment of Kail has encouraged more people around the world – who possessed evidence of Japan’s war crimes against the Chinese people, but were too afraid to speak up – to come forward with the truth. Detrez’s experience is far more personal – his family didn’t just witness history, they were active participants in it. Among his grandfather’s possessions was a Chinese military dress sword, a gift from a grateful Chinese officer whom his grandfather sheltered from the Japanese invaders. Sadly, two of his grandfather’s children – Marcus’ uncles – were killed by Japanese forces during the war.

Each of the 622 photos in his grandfather’s album had descriptive names scribbled in the back. One photo of Chinese civilians’ corpses floating down the river was tagged “swimming”. The story behind that name was that one of his uncles told a “little white lie” to his young children by saying the people in the picture were just swimming.

Many of Marcus’s senior family members were deeply traumatised by the contents of the album, as well as their own experiences under Japan’s brutal occupation. The aforementioned uncle eventually went insane.

Marcus anticipated the many obstacles he would face in telling the truth on this subject. For various reasons, there are many people in the world (not just the Japanese themselves) who are determined to deny and whitewash Japan’s war crimes (especially ones against the Chinese), and to acquire and destroy evidence of it where possible. Marcus received death threats and harassments aplenty. However, he also faced a certain degree of cynicism in China itself, where a small minority of netizens questioned his sincerity and motives. He had to repeatedly stress that he was not a “grifter”, and that he simply wanted to come forward with the evidence for his family’s peace of mind and his own conscience.

It is a sad reality of life, that none are doubted more than those who speak the truth. Thankfully, far more Chinese people spoke up in defense of Marcus, and his grandfather’s album has been donated to the Shanghai Songhu Campaign Memorial Hall for verification and safekeeping.

The reason why the deeds of Evan Kail and Marcus Detrez are so particularly moving to the Chinese people, is because for the longest time, we’re really not used to having outsiders (especially westerners) being nice to us, let alone defending us. Our immense contributions and sacrifices in WWII is largely neglected in the west, and there is a severe lack of knowledge of – as well as the willingness to acknowledge – the crimes committed against us. We’re used to being told by westerners that the Nanjing Massacre either never happened, or that it didn’t happen the way we say it did.

And don’t get me started on the Japanese – at best you might get a nervous, disingenuous “えええええ/EHHHHHH?!” before they change the subject.

But the truth will come out, one way or another. At the risk of sounding naïve, I believe that the good in humanity will eventually triumph over evil, so long as one good person is willing to stand up first. Evan Kail was that first good person, and he has persevered through the worst of it. I have hope that more will follow his example. In the meantime, Marcus Detrez likewise deserves our respect and gratitude for his courage.

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Sir Whiskerton and Tony’s Honey Heist: A Tale of Bears, Barrels, and Sticky Situations

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of sweetness, silliness, and one very sticky bear. Today’s story is one of honey-fueled hijinks, mistaken identities, and a cat who proved that even the stickiest situations can be resolved with a little wit and a lot of patience. So, grab your sense of humor and a jar of honey (for snacking), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and Tony’s Honey Heist: A Tale of Bears, Barrels, and Sticky Situations.


The Honey Heist

It all began on a quiet evening when Tony the bear, ever the honey enthusiast, decided to sneak onto the farm. “Just a little taste,” he muttered to himself, his big paws padding softly across the barnyard. “No one will even notice.”

But Tony, being Tony, didn’t exactly have a plan. He lumbered over to the honey barrels, his nose twitching at the sweet, golden scent. “Ah, honey,” he said, licking his lips. “The nectar of the gods.”

With a grunt, he pried open the lid of the largest barrel and plunged his paw inside. But as he leaned in for a taste, he lost his balance and tumbled headfirst into the barrel. The lid slammed shut behind him, trapping him inside.


The Mysterious Barrel

The next morning, the animals gathered around the honey barrel, which was now rocking back and forth as if possessed. “What in the name of cluck is going on?!” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings in alarm.

“Cluck!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

Even Rufus the dog, usually more interested in napping, looked concerned. “Is the honey… alive?”

“Alive!” Ditto the kitten echoed, popping up from behind a hay bale.

“Not now, Ditto,” I said, flicking my tail. “This is serious. We’ve got a sentient honey situation on our hands.”


Sir Whiskerton Investigates

Determined to get to the bottom of the mystery, I approached the barrel and gave it a cautious sniff. “Hmm,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “It smells like honey… but there’s something else. Something… bear-like.”

As I pondered the mystery, a voice suddenly echoed from inside the barrel. “Help!” it cried. “I’m stuck!”

The animals gasped. “The honey talks!” Doris squawked.

“Talks!” Harriet echoed.

“Echoed!” Lillian added, fainting again.


The Bear’s Plea

“It’s not honey!” the voice said, sounding distinctly bear-ish. “It’s me, Tony! I’m stuck in here!”

“Tony?” I said, raising an eyebrow. “What are you doing in a honey barrel?”

“I… uh… was just borrowing some honey,” Tony said, his voice muffled by the thick, sticky liquid. “But now I can’t get out!”


The Moral of the Story

As I worked to free Tony from his sticky predicament, the animals reflected on the day’s events.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sweet rewards often come with sticky consequences. Whether it’s a bear in a honey barrel or a cat with a knack for solving mysteries, the pursuit of something sweet can lead to unexpected challenges—and a lot of laughs along the way.


A Happy Ending

With a little feline ingenuity (and a lot of elbow grease), I managed to pry open the barrel and free Tony. The bear emerged, covered head to toe in honey, and the animals couldn’t help but laugh. “Well,” Tony said, licking his paws, “at least I got my honey.”

The farmer, who had been napping in the barn, woke up to find a sticky bear in his barnyard. “What in tarnation is going on here?” he muttered, scratching his head.

“Just a little honey heist,” I said, flicking my tail. “Nothing to worry about.”

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. Tony was free, the honey was safe, and all was right in the world.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new heists, and hopefully, no more sticky situations. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

I was a private chef making 100k a year cooking for a wonderful family in NYC. My roommate from culinary school asked me to come out to California to see his new project – a brewery/restaurant he was starting from scratch in wine country in Sonoma.

I spent a week with him talking about the project and checking out the area. We made great plans about menus, style of food etc. Then a week later, I get a call with the job offer – 35k a year plus 5 percent of profits. I was surprised and a little upset at how low it was. The cost of living in that area of California is very high, there’s no way I could live off such a small salary. The 5 percent profit share I believe essentially to be a rouse. They were planning on expanding the business if it did well so would be reinvesting the profits back into the business so there wouldn’t really be any or much profits. Even if they did turn a million dollar profit, I’d still only make an additional 50k which with my salary would still be less then the 100k I was already making at my current job. I turned down the job which upset my old roommate but feel like a dodged a bullet as they never did that well and I would have been working incredibly hard for very little money.

I was driving just outside Atlanta one day. Stopped at the stop sign. A woman carrying groceries crossed in front of me. I accelerate and within a minute, a cop lights me up and pulls me over. I ask why. He tells me it’s for running the stop sign.

I am so flabbergasted, I’m sitting there with my mouth hanging open as he starts to write the ticket. I swore to him that I did stop for it but I was swiftly coming to the realization that it was my word against his, and I was going to lose.

Wait a second, who is that on the other side of the street? The woman with the groceries! I quickly said to the officer, I’ve got a witness that will back me up. Call that woman over here. He’s hesitant to do so, so I yell out, “Excuse me, miss, can we ask you a quick question?”

At this point the cop is convinced she’s a friend of mine or something. But he asks and she says she’s never seen me before. Well, before she crossed in front of me at the stop sign, anyway.

He starts to get all red in the face and blustery. “How can you possibly remember someone you’ve crossed in front of in a crosswalk?” he demands. “I remember her,” she says, this time looking at me, “because she smiled at me.” We both shared expressions of mirth at that. And the cop? It seemed he had nothing to say all of a sudden.

China and Mexico’s Shocking Announcement: A Major Blow to the US! Electric Vehicles & Trade Alliance

I want to take us away from the stories surrounding China. They are really not that big of a deal, whether it is China “winning in AI” or “dominating EV sales.” In the grand scheme of things, what media and politicians regularly fixate on are measurements that they are interested in, and they happen to miss the bigger picture. If we are being serious, EVs are simply a small part of the puzzle in solving ongoing transportation and logistics needs, climate change targets, and labor utilization. When it comes to AI, there is likewise too much fixation in the LLM space and not enough on the other types of ML (e.g. computer vision, classification/labeling), and even less awareness of applied AI. The Anglosphere seems to be obsessively fixated on Great Men and Great Ideas, not on solving complex problems. And this is the blindness that is the wellspring of the many surprised pikachu face responses; all of the narratives and responses simply don’t even observe the right goals to begin with.

Take EVs for example. When we speak of China destroying domestic car manufacturers, we are specifically fixated on consumer passenger vehicles. These are largely symbols of prestige. In reality, we should contextualize EVs in the broader efforts of climate adaptation, to which China is far more dominant in the spectrum of solutions— industrial BEVs, electric buses, electrified rail and rail signaling systems, battery chemistry and power storage, power transmission (particularly UHVDC), thorium power, heck even electric container ships, all of which are domains in which China at least has a cutting edge implementation and subsequent market niche. I have also written extensively in the past about China’s approaches to lesser known sustainability issues such as the overfishing crisis, leading to China’s oversized impact in farmed aquaculture. There are also a great many projects that are practically invisible to laypeople (consider the narrow field of water remediation) but when identified enhance our understanding of China’s approach. If we take all these factors into account, EVs stop being a matter of China wishing to crush the US in the game of prestige, and much more a single type of solution in an extremely broad salvo against the scourge that is climate change and environmental concern.

Understand that the issue at hand in China reporting (and especially that trade known as “China watching”) is in the framing itself. These people care about prestige and write about prestige because they are ultimately trying to be gatekeepers of prestige. But that does not matter in the grand scheme of things. What matters is that our land and water does not poison us, our seaside cities do not burn to ash, and our power remains plentiful not just for today’s demand but for the possibilities of the future and of the many businesses that will need to harness power to do practically anything. Think back on the intended role of journalism in democracy. Was it not an accountability platform to inform voters on policy outcomes and the political machinery as a whole? Did we not embrace transparency to enable this vector on the belief that voters, when informed, are the best guidance to representative governance? If so, why are they in the business of gatekeeping prestige all across the liberal democratic world?

Do not surrender yourselves to the framing of the Anglosphere media and its punditry. I especially say this to everyone who cares about the whole China topic— the Chinese government clearly does not kowtow to this obsession given their policies. I suggest that we all follow suit. EVs are important to talk about, but not as moments of national prestige. Instead, they are functions of a greater and increasingly effective push to address climate adaptation, power security/sovereignty, economic diversification/labor utilization, and automation/new labor exploration. Focus on the targets, analyze holistically, and you will be rewarded with foresight. If all you care about is the prestige, well, that is precisely what the gatekeepers want you to think; it is their unproductive grift (and yes they are paid to do this) that they wish to push on the rest of the world.

In the end, we all deserve to live in functioning countries in which our needs are handled through good governance and properly applied expertise. We don’t necessarily need national pride for that, even if feeling good helps us achieve the real goals. Once we are done pretending that we have any voice in such matters, maybe identifying real shortfalls

[1]and seeing when China responds to them[2]may help us mere mortals project the next China surprise. (Think, how can AI relate to translational science [3][4], where has China’s AI investments gone into, and where might US medical science and the broader healthcare industry stand relative to these efforts?)

US is post-industrial. Costs are too high for general manufacturing. This is true even for high-end products.

Do not imagine that the high-end chips US embargoes for sales to China are made by US companies in the US. TSMC made most of them. US claim to fame is it controls some elements of the technology in the chips.

US companies may make some chip-making equipment. Again, their claims are elements of the technology. Lots of essential parts and components are made by companies overseas. US prevents ASML to sell lithography systems to China. This is extraterritorial power. ASML is Dutch. US tech are not even the major elements in the system.

US specialized manufacturing is mostly the defence industry, making arms and weapons. Some trade sources estimate that it accounts, directly and indirectly, over 50% of the manufacturing sector.

This is also a specialized business involving government and political connections, long-term government contracts, and large sums of prepayments and R&D funding. It is an internal captive business, with large concentration in about a dozen main defence contactors. They farm out the works to large numbers of other specialist players, some are overseas. Chinese companies are in the mix for parts and components. They are the main suppliers of the critical rare earth minerals.

US annual defence budget is worth over $850 billion.

Jobs in the industry are high-paying. I do not think there is the need to rebuild the workforce. Recent delays that come to light relate to supply difficulties from China’s ban of the exports of certain rare earth minerals. This is troublesome because China accounts for 70% to 80% of global supply. It is material supply rather than the workforce that needs “rebuilding”.

Treasury Secretary Bessent visited with Zelensky in Kyiv to demand for the mining rights of rare earths. He was rebuffed. President Trump was infuriated. He called Zelensky a dictator.

Another example of supply issue was Skydio, the big US drone maker. China put it on its unreliable entity list for selling drones to Taiwan, and cut-off the supply of battery to the company.

US is a powerful naval power. But its shipbuilding & repair industry is in a bad shape. It depends on foreign yards to repair its fleets. It has been said that or every ship it is able to build, China builds 300 of them.

This is where it needs rebuilding – facilities and workforce. Can this be done?

Southern Crusty Coconut Pie

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Yield: 6 to 8 servings

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 1 1/4 cups shredded coconut
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 (9 inch) unbaked pie shell

Instructions

  1. Pour milk over coconut and set aside while creaming butter and sugar together.
  2. Add eggs to creamed mixture and beat well.
  3. Add milk, coconut and vanilla extract.
  4. Pour into an unbaked pie shell.
  5. Bake at 350 degrees F for about 30 minutes or until pie is golden brown and firm.

Notes

This recipe may be doubled to make two pies.

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Sat in the waiting room after checking in at the front desk. Waited more than 90 minutes later than the appointment I was early for, so an hour and 45 minutes of my day casually disregarded by potential employer already.

Spoke to front desk, another 15 minutes waiting.

Called into back office and was directed to sit in seat at back of the room behind the table.

Employer and 2 others flanked me, feeling like an interrogation. Lots of talking about how self important she is, I’m applying to be personal assistant and questioning it now.

Finally job description, I’m capable and well experienced of each thing until it comes to this: her numerous dogs. I’m to leave my office duties to walk her dogs, scoop poop in the courtyard and her home twice daily.

I pushed back from the seat, squeezed against the wall and scuttled by the others while she is ordering me to sit.

I composed myself at the door, faced her, said you wasted over 2 hours of my day to offer me less than my stated salary and toss in responsibilities for a teenaged dog walker.

This is not a position I’m willing to stoop to.

Left and as I walked out, one of them whispered pleading with me.

I said I’m not wasting my talents here, I deserve far better than becoming afraid of her for this job as you have.

Good luck, bye.

Sometimes, direction is more important than determination

There’s a lot you should know before moving here. Making a list could take days to write out here, but here’s a few.

You’re only close to whatever conveniences you’re coming from in a handful of cities up here. With the exception of Fairbanks , Anchorage, Wasilla and Palmer, you’re going to be driving to get whatever you’re looking for.

It’s really cold in the winter. Not just freezing cold, but cold that will literally kill you if you mess up.

Thing’s are expensive. Unless you’re coming from New York City,San Francisco or Hawaii, you will immediately notice the cost difference.

There’s just as many mosquitoes up here as down there in lower 48.

Don’t worry about bears. It’s the moose that will kill you.

Do offer to help your neighbors. We’ve run into some of the finest people up here and they will check on you in return.

Don’t know what your politics are, but Alaska is deeply Red.

There’s also a gun culture here. Absolutely everyone has one. Even people not allowed to have one.

There’s a ton of drinking up here by folks. The same people are then on the road in dangerous weather.

Alaska is big. If you placed it in the middle of the US, it would stretch from above Minnesota/ Canadian border,down to Florida and across to California. It’s twice the size of Texas.

No,you can’t just find land and set up shop. Homesteading hasn’t been a thing in a long time. Someone owns the land you’re looking to settle.

I have a hobby of woodworking and fixing used cars. I suggest you plan on a hobby to for the winter months. After you work, there’s not a lot of time spent outside in the winter. For most people anyway. Probably why there’s a lot of drinking.. We also have series binge watching days on Showtime. We don’t have time during the Summer and are usually in Texas from Thanksgiving to Christmas. So, catching up on TV series is always fun for us.

You’re going to be hard pressed to find better scenery and I recommend traveling. The summers are short, but you have enough time to travel the state before winter sets in again. It’s truly a sport paradise.

They don’t pay you to come here and that” free money” thing takes 2 years to get. The permanent fund doesn’t pay that much. Don’t expect to become wealthy.

My advice would be to come up here in January first. See what you think. My wife and I came from Texas, but we’re both from the upper Midwest. We grew up in cold weather. If you’re coming from the South,this might not be the best idea. Come up when the weather is at it’s worst,and if it’s okay ,you will enjoy Alaska at it’s best.

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Anti-China funding cut

ASPI called themselves independent Australian think tank, in reality it is funded by US to brainwashed low quality Australian politicians to senselessly hate the country (china) that maintain Australia prosperity over the past decades, and senselessly toll US foreign policy interest. Thanks to comrade Trump shutting them down USAID funding, without money coming in, ASPI finally also shut down their anti China propaganda machine.
Below are a series of hyperlinks relating to ASPI funding :
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YouTube · Reports on China
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shuts down all anti-China reports after Trump CANCELS funding! 25K views · 7 hours ago #ASPI #australia #china …more. Reports on China.

 



ASPI suspends China research as Trump’s cuts bite

Capital Brief
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16 hours ago — ASPI has revealed it has temporarily halted work on some China-related research and data projects — primarily focused on cybersecurity and …
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U.S. Foreign-Aid Halt Is Making Scrutiny of China Even …

WSJ
https://www.wsj.com › World › China
2 days ago — Funding freeze rocks nonprofits that collected increasingly scarce information in a country that Trump has deemed a competitor.


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With US funding freeze, China nonprofits are facing …

The Strategist | ASPI’s analysis and commentary site
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6 Feb 2025 — When the Trump administration froze foreign funding and USAID programs last week, dozens of scrappy nonprofits in Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the United States were …
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Labor accused of payback against think tank for its criticism of …

senatorpaterson.com.au
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19 Dec 2024 — The government backed the review’s call to end recurring funding for ASPI, the United States Studies Centre and two other think tanks, though a …

Foreign policy think tank ASPI set for public funding cut

Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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19 Dec 2024 — A prominent Australian think tank known for its critical stance on China will have its taxpayer funding cut after a sweeping government review.
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The Guardian
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7 Feb 2025 — Analysts say the sudden shutdown of USAid provides Beijing with a ‘perfect opportunity’ to increase its own global influence.
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Make no mistake, command and control will crush ASPI’s ...

The Australian
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23 Dec 2024 — There’s a grim irony contained in the 14 principles that former senior official Peter Varghese recommends in his long-awaited review into national security …

US cuts to science and technology could fast-track China’s …

The Strategist | ASPI’s analysis and commentary site
https://www.aspistrategist.org.au › us-cuts-to-science-an…
2 days ago — The race is tight, and now the Trump administration is slashing funding for the three national institutions that have underpinned science ...
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Bringing Back the Glow

Submitted into Contest #245 in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants. view prompt

Bob Faszczewski

       For hundreds of years residents of the Northern Hemisphere had romped throughout the summer wearing as little attire as possible in their local lakes and the world’s oceans.In 2929, though, the sun left the planet midway through the season and disappeared behind the haunting and oversized shadow of the Earth’s moon.Solar eclipses had happened frequently, often more than once a year, several times during our home base’s long history.This time though, earthlings had the sickening feeling the cyclical change was turning into a permanent situation that would forever change the world.With Mother Nature closing the curtain on 2300, news reports began to surface about nature playing a cruel joke on humanity by having the sun disappear from earth’s skies for more than just a few hours, sending many normally warm areas into an extended deep freeze.Medical personnel working in an increasing number of emergency rooms failed to get the punchline of this cruel celestial joke.   They couldn’t find humor in the fact that severe frostbite cases already had overwhelmed hospitals, and they feared that death-toll records would soon follow.Almost overnight, medical facility emergency rooms situated near the world’s normally most torrid zones found themselves overwhelmed by those exposed to the frigid temperatures for as little as five minutes in the middle of  July.Scientific data began to mount–the conclusion? This particular eclipse could cause the sun to completely vanish in about a decade.The most clear evidence of the climate reversal?  The normally warmest inhabited place on earth–Dallol, Ethiopia, which holds the official record for highest average temperature for any place on Earth. From 1960 to 1966, the annual mean temperature of the locality was 34.4 °C (93.9 °F), while the average daily maximum temperature during the same period was recorded as a scorching 41.1 °C (106.0 °F).  Its daily temperature in mid-summer 2929 had averaged negative 85 degrees Fahrenheit for a solid week.The torrid climate began to turn this former center of a large salt-mining operation into a ghost town.For many years, due to its similarity in climate and terrain to the planet Mars, scientists had come to depend on it to learn more about the Red Planet to prepare for possible future exploration.With the continuing freeze, this vast fountain of knowledge could shortly dry up.Because the overall temperature of the entire earth had decreased only one degree every six months the world’s top climate scientists at first seemed unconcerned. As the illnesses and deaths began to pile up they realized that dire consequences could loom for the planet.The scientists also saw signs that oceans around the globe soon could flood even the most arid place in the world, the Atacama Desert in Chile, permanently upsetting the fragile balance of nature there and a thriving tourist industry that depended on it.International news outlets also revealed that leaders outside of Dallol and Atacama saw the signs mounting most severely in the places on Earth which formerly had provided the greatest amount of heat only in summer dealing with this phenomena year round.As time went by,  those who made their livings in Atacama by introducing the world to some of Chile’s most intriguing treasures such as the Tatio Geysers, at a height above 14,000 feet, soon would not be able to guide expeditions to the nearly water-swamped geothermal field that nearby volcanoes had created.

It looked like the huge steam columns that once rose to heights of nearly 40 feet would shortly lay dormant. The Puritama hot springs, once famous for offering relaxing dips in their scenic warm water pools, faced transformation into frozen lakes.

The solution began to emerge from an unlikely source.

Researchers in NASA’s Goodard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, MD had been looking for a safe method of equipping future spacecraft for a possible launch to Uranus—the coldest planet in the solar system. Their research had estimated its surface temperature at negative 224 degrees centigrade.

They had developed a super high temperature capsule, which they would possibly launch into the atmosphere of Uranus prior to sending an exploratory probe to the planet. They hoped this would sufficiently heat the coldest planet in order to make space exploration there possible.

The scientists didn’t believe this capsule had yet reached the point where they could use it to address the planet-wide problem on Uranus, but they soon began work in adapting it to the emergency mission of returning the atmosphere to a level safe for the continuing existence of the human race.

When told about the crucial situation developing around the world, they admitted scientists from around the globe into their research circles, and increased the rapidly accumulating knowledge base while perfecting a vehicle to confront the current urgent situation.

The emergency also became the perfect testing ground, not only for climate control on Uranus, but also for future missions to expand global understanding of other concepts and discovery about more distant reaches of the universe that they hoped would solve even more of the Earth’s problems.

They launched a rocket from Goddard at 7 am Eastern Time on August 20, 2029.  To meet the needs of the crisis the team also had sped up the timeline on the development of advances in the speed of travel across the galaxy. This enabled the craft to come within a safe distance of the Sun in only three months, half the previous travel time. It shot the low temperature capsule at the eclipse, and this created sufficient heat to reverse the freezing.

It took about a month for the intergalactic atmosphere to right itself and the world’s population and institutions to adjust, but things slowly returned to normal.

The Goddard scientists distributed copies of their discovery to colleagues around the world and the joint effort permanently reversed the effect of the summer, 2029 incident.

The joint research and resulting advances in technology helped create an unprecedented era of international cooperation that the world had not experienced in decades.

Peach Cobbler Supreme

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Ingredients

  • About 8 cups sliced fresh peaches
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • 2 to 4 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • 1 teaspoon almond extract
  • 1/3 cup butter
  • Any pastry for a double-crust pie

Instructions

  1. Combine first 4 ingredients in a Dutch oven; set aside until syrup forms.
  2. Bring peach mixture to a boil, reduce heat to low, and cook for 10 minutes or until tender.
  3. Remove from heat; add almond extract and butter, stirring until butter melts.
  4. Roll half of pastry to 1/8 inch thickness on lightly floured surface, and cut into an 8 inch square.
  5. Spoon half of peaches into a lightly buttered 8 inch square baking dish; top with pastry square.
  6. Bake at 425 degrees F for 14 minutes or until lightly browned.
  7. Spoon remaining peaches over baked pastry square.
  8. Roll out remaining pastry, and cut into 1-inch strips to arrange in lattice design over peaches.
  9. Continue to bake for 15 to 18 minutes or until browned.

The democratic world will have to get along without America. It may even have to defend itself from it.

~ Andrew Coyne, The Globe and Mail, February 14, 2025

I wonder if we have underestimated the gravity of the situation the democratic world faces.

Even now, as the United States hurtles toward autocracy – the petty grotesqueries perhaps tell the story better than anything else: a reporter barred from the White House for not using the name “Gulf of America,” President Donald Trump naming himself chair of the Kennedy Center by a “unanimous” vote of its board – the tendency is still to describe events in relatively conventional terms. For example, the “mistakes” that Mr. Trump is said to have made in his dealings with Vladimir Putin, of the United States as an “unreliable ally” under Mr. Trump, and so forth.

But that is not the situation we are now in. The policies on Ukraine announced, or rather confirmed this week by Mr. Trump and his Defence Secretary, Pete Hegseth – peace talks without Ukraine; Ukraine locked out of NATO membership indefinitely; Russia keeps all territories gained since its illegal and unprovoked invasion, because, as Mr. Trump said, “they lost a lot of soldiers” taking them – are not, as described, irresponsible concessions to Russia.

They are not concessions at all. They are demands, aimed not at Russia but at Ukraine, and presented to it jointly by the United States of Russia and America. They are of a piece with the Trump administration’s very clear signalling that it will not be bound by Article 5 of the NATO treaty – that the United States will not, as promised, come to Europe’s defence should Russia broaden its attacks on it, but will, as Mr. Trump so memorably put it, let them do “whatever the hell they want.”

That is not merely an abrogation of its treaty commitments, or an abdication of America’s historic responsibilities, or even a declaration that the way is now open for other hostile powers to launch attacks on democratic states. The United States, under Mr. Trump, cannot be considered an idle bystander in the great twilight struggle between the democracies and the dictatorships, as it was in the 1930s. It is now on the side of the dictatorships.

The United States that openly threatens to invade Panama or Denmark – or to annex Canada – has not just stepped outside international law, including the basic Westphalian proscription of attempts to alter borders by force. Neither does a country that launches trade wars on a different country every day, including countries with which it has longstanding free trade treaties, reveal a simple lack of commitment to a rules-based approach to international trade. It is engaged in an all-out assault on both. It has become an outlaw state.

And in this regard, too, it is aligning itself with the dictatorships. That is what dictatorships do. It is intrinsic to their nature. Just as they refuse to be bound by law internally – we are counting down the days to when the Trump administration defies its first court order – so they recognize no law in their dealings with other states. (Or rules of any kind: you’ll have noticed they also cheat at sports. As does Mr. Trump.)

It is not just that the democratic world can no longer count on America. It is that America, under Mr. Trump, is no longer necessarily part of the democratic world: neither fully democratic in its own affairs, nor committed to the welfare of other democracies, but hostile to both. If the international order is to be preserved, then, it will have to be preserved, in part, from the United States. Certainly it will have to be rebuilt without it.

Which means abandoning all attempts to propitiate Mr. Trump on military matters, in hopes of “keeping NATO together,” that is with the United States in it. Not only will that do nothing to strengthen NATO, an organization to which Mr. Trump is viscerally opposed, but our desire to strike a deal only invites him to use it against us, as an instrument of blackmail.

We need to face some unpleasant facts. NATO, as a transatlantic democratic alliance, is dead. Henceforth the defence of Europe will be the responsibility of Europe. (And the defence of Canada? Wedged as we are between the United States and Russia, with the North an increasingly tempting prize? We better get some allies, fast.)

The same applies to the World Trade Organization, or any of the other instruments of international co-operation developed after the Second World War, in which the United States played such a constructive part: they will have to be reconstituted, de jure or de facto, without it. We will need new defence alignments, different trade arrangements, the works.

That is not our choice. That is America’s, or at least the Trump administration’s. The democratic world must therefore regard and treat it as it does the other non-democracies: not as an ally to be consulted but as an adversary to be contained.

Andrew Coyne is a columnist in the Globe & Mail.


For those who don’t know who Andrew Coyne is, this summary from Quoran Brian Charles is worth reading:

That’s quite the article.

I’ve been reading and listening to Andrew for many, many years. He’s no alarmist. He’s irritatingly unbiased in his commentary and demonstrates sound judgement and a rational thinking. I’m actually rather shocked by the bluntness of his delivery, even though I’ve never heard him pull his punches.

Canadians, and the world should take heed.

A Nation With NO FUTURE! People are WAKING UP, and Realizing That They LOST EVERYTHING.

Very good video.

I enjoy the multi-generational homes angle.

Me, twice. First was 10 months after I started at a Building Group. No reason given. Ho hum, Boss was a maniac anyway. Second terminated after 4 years at an Insurance Company for allegedly sending an email to a client. I had proof I didn’t send it. The reason I didn’t pursue a wrongful termination was, the Company actually offered me 4 weeks pay and the Fair Work people, who were surprised I was offered money when typically the reason given for termination meant they didn’t owe me anything, confirmed that upon pursuing the wrongful termination, the most I would win anyway was….4 weeks pay. I took the money, and landed a much better job with a Crematorium. Retired now.

Impossible.

China and Russia have many similarities; otherwise, we wouldn’t have both chosen communism.

But we also have enormous differences.

There’s a book that’s banned in China, but I love reading, so I’ll go to any lengths, find any way, to read whatever books interest me.

The author of this banned book is Chinese.

He was a true gentleman. What a pity!

Alas, born at the wrong time.

In the 1950s, China was a desperately poor agricultural country. To secure industrial aid from the Soviet Union, it had to enact a law called the “Crime of Undermining Sino-Soviet Friendship.” Any speech hostile to the Soviet Union was a crime.
It was an expedient measure, alas!
But this book’s author didn’t understand that. He wrote honestly and argued, “We cannot completely lean toward the Soviet Union; our country must be independent and self-reliant.”

He wasn’t wrong.
But in that political climate, you couldn’t say that…

For committing the “Crime of Undermining Sino-Soviet Friendship,” he was sentenced to death, though it was commuted to 20 years of hard labor.

Isn’t that unreasonable?
Extremely unreasonable!

Seventy-five years later, I understand why that law existed back then.

At that time, China had no choice. The whole country was in abject poverty. In many places, entire families shared a single pair of pants—whoever went out wore them. Literacy rates dropped lower than they were in the year 1000. Even trees were nearly all burned for warmth. It was a land of despair.

Our only hope was industrialization. If the Soviet Union could help even a little, it would’ve made a huge difference.

The author wasn’t wrong, but he couldn’t say it out loud. Too many people wouldn’t understand, and there were plenty of opportunistic forces that would exploit it.

Twenty years later, after serving his 20 years of hard labor, the author was finally released!

By then, it was the time of the Sino-Soviet split, and relations had deteriorated…

He started speaking out again: “Yes, the Soviet Union… China… but… we must admit, the Soviet Union gave us tremendous help! So…”

So, this time, it was straight to the death penalty…

Was the death penalty fair?

No!

But in that era…

Alas! It’s like what Mao Zedong said: Newspapers can’t report bad news. Out of 100 events, 10 are bad and 90 are good, but the media will only cover the 10 bad ones. People will think the country’s done for, that 100% of it is bad. So we can only report 9 good things and 1 bad thing…

Does that violate freedom of speech?

Yes!

But was Mao wrong?

No, I think he was absolutely right. Because in that era, it had to be that way. Freedom of speech is a luxury, something a family can only consider after they’ve had enough to eat.

After being sentenced to death, the author managed to escape prison, swimming across an icy, bone-chilling river, and “defected” to the Soviet Union.

His defection was understandable—he just wanted to survive.

The KGB took a keen interest in him. He was Chinese, spoke Russian at a native level, and had been persecuted, so they wanted to recruit him as a spy. But he flatly refused, telling the KGB, “Impossible. I won’t betray my country.”

(There’s a detail here: Another PLA defector had fled to the Soviet Union for some reason. He assumed the political situation there was the same as in China. Every day, he bowed to a portrait of Brezhnev to report, while stomping on a Mao portrait he’d brought with him. The author said the Soviet soldiers guarding him were dumbfounded, unable to comprehend what this guy was doing. This defector had no value, so he was sent back to China. The Soviets mentioned his stomping on Mao’s portrait, and a few days later, he was executed.)

The author refused to work with the KGB, insisting he wouldn’t betray his homeland. In the end, he was sent to labor on a farm in the Far East.

Then comes the most astonishing part of his autobiography, something that shocked him and left me stunned too!

The higher-ups sent 10 tractors to the farm.

But no one drove them.

Because there was no diesel.

By the end of the year, the farm’s Party secretary gathered everyone to dismantle the 10 brand-new, never-used tractors—dismantle them, dismantle them, dismantle them…

Why?!

Because while the farm fell short on its grain quota, they could report to the higher-ups: “It’s not that we didn’t try; we had no diesel.”

But the higher-ups had another task: submit enough scrap metal.

They didn’t have scrap metal, so they dismantled the brand-new tractors and submitted them as scrap. That way, they could meet the quota.

As for the tractors, they’d just say they were worn out and request new ones from the higher-ups. Meanwhile, the tractor factory in Leningrad would get new production orders…

The author said his heart ached. In China, a tractor was treated like a precious treasure, yet the Soviets didn’t hesitate to tear apart brand-new ones for scrap!

When I read this part, I was floored.

Finally, I fucking understood how wealthy the Soviet Union was, how abundant its resources were!

(This author would be about 100 years old today. I wish him happiness and peace.)

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We become isolated from the world and labelled a pariah state.

The US is 4.92% of the world’s population. 95% of the world are foreign citizens.

Even in early colonial times times we relied on trade.

The earliest settlements here were tobacco farms.

The settlers grew tobacco which was in high demand in Europe. Foreign ships came and picked up the tobacco and gave the settlers things they needed. Saws, hammers, nails, blankets, cloth, you name it.

Eventually that extended to all kinds of farm products.

The theory that we can cut off trade. Cut off our allies. Violate trade agreements. Abuse other countries in any way is going to backfire on us.

Canada for example can easily find other markeys for their lumber, oil, agricultural products. Last time we hit China with tariffs they stopped buying US soybeans and bought from Brazil instead. We had to bailout the US farmers to the time of $26 billion dollars.

We made $88 billions on those tariffs. All of it taxes from US companies. We paid out at least half of that on fixing that damage tariffs were causing.

Canada and Europe are already heavily boycotting US products. If the entire world gets on board with that we just lost 95% of our customers. Even if we only lose half of that it’s catastrophic.

People don’t like being strong armed or abused. Eventually they will find other buyers for their products and other sources for what they need.

After WW2 we were the only game in town.

Europe and Asia were all bombed out from the war. South America and Africa were still in the stone age. India was a backwater British colony.

Now China and India are manufacturing bases. England and France are really high end on Airbus and other aerospace products. South America is really big on agriculture. Other places have oil and large mineral deposits.

I don’t mind America First policy. What we seem to be doing is America Only policy.

That statement, “We don’t need anything from them. We have everything we need here.” is false.”

The only country doing that is North Korea. It’s a disaster.

Fair and well thought out trade is good for everybody.

Pissing off, strongarming,threatening other countries is only going to cause problems for everybody. Especially us.

Ukraine was always not only a Democrat client, but it also aggressively interfered in US politics, particularly against both of Trump’s campaigns.

First, Ukraine invented the so-called “Yanukovich’s black ledger” on behalf of Clinton’s campaign in order to cut off Manafort, hoping it would ruin Trump’s chances for election. The Russian intelligence actually revealed a wiretap where the Ukrainian security chief bragged of how skillfully he managed to frame him.

Paul Manafort was an advisor of pre-Maidan Ukrainian President Yanukovich before leading a Trump’s campaign.

Then Trump was elected nonetheless, and Zelensky became President replacing the Poroshenko’s regime. Trump saw it as an opportunity to fix relations and planned to send Giuliani to examine the “black ledger” as well as the details of Hunter Biden’s Burisma affair, which included bribery and kickbacks to the Democratic establishment. Zelensky did not openly object, but he imprisoned or killed all whistleblowers on the Ukrainian side, and intelligence emerged that he plans provocations against Guiliani once he arrives in Kiev.

Guiliani’s attempted inquiry into Democrat-Nazi ties.

If that wasn’t enough, Zelensky’s September 2024 visit to the United States was part of the Democratic campaign against Trump.

Zelensky is arriving to arms factory in Pennsylvania to praise Democrats for their support.

Zelensky clearly saw Trump as his personal enemy, and it is not surprising that mutual feelings developed on the opposite side.

Sir Whiskerton and Pistachio’s Perpetual Parade: A Tale of Circles, Chaos, and Cat-like Cunning

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of endless loops, formal feathers, and one very determined ostrich who just couldn’t find her way. Today’s story is one of directionless determination, farmyard folly, and a cat who proved that sometimes, a little guidance is all you need to avoid a watery disaster. So, grab your sense of humor and a compass (just in case), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and Pistachio’s Perpetual Parade: A Tale of Circles, Chaos, and Cat-like Cunning.


The Parade Proposal

It all began on a quiet morning when Pistachio the ostrich, ever the formal and absent-minded creature, decided to organize a parade. “A parade!” she declared, fluffing her feathers with pride. “A grand, formal procession to celebrate… well, nothing in particular. But isn’t that the best kind of celebration?”

The animals, always up for a bit of excitement, were intrigued. “A parade?” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings. “What a marvelous idea!”

“Marvelous!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

Even Rufus the dog, usually more interested in napping, wagged his tail. “I’ll lead the parade!” he barked. “I’ve got the perfect howl for it.”

Pistachio nodded approvingly. “Excellent! We shall march around the farm in a dignified manner, showcasing our unity and… uh… whatever else parades are supposed to showcase.”


The Parade Begins

With great fanfare (and a lot of clucking, quacking, and oinking), the parade began. Pistachio led the way, her long neck held high and her feathers impeccably groomed. Behind her marched the hens, the geese, the pigs, and even Ferdinand the duck, who insisted on singing his latest operatic quack.

But as the parade progressed, something strange began to happen. Pistachio, in her usual absent-minded fashion, forgot where the starting line was. “Hmm,” she said, tapping her beak with a wing. “I’m sure it was around here somewhere.”

And so, she kept walking… in circles.


The Perpetual Problem

At first, the animals didn’t notice. They were too busy enjoying the pomp and circumstance of the parade. But after the third lap around the barn, Doris began to grow suspicious. “Pistachio,” she squawked, “are we… going in circles?”

“Circles!” Harriet echoed.

“Echoed!” Lillian added, fainting again.

Pistachio blinked. “Nonsense! We’re simply… uh… taking the scenic route.”

But as the parade continued, it became clear that Pistachio had no idea where she was going. The animals grew tired, the pigs began to grumble, and Ferdinand’s operatic quacks turned into frustrated squawks.


Sir Whiskerton Steps In

Seeing the chaos unfold, I knew it was time to intervene. “Pistachio,” I said, leaping onto a hay bale to get her attention, “you’re leading the parade straight into the pond.”

Pistachio stopped mid-stride and looked around. “The pond? Oh dear. That wouldn’t be very dignified, would it?”

“No,” I said, flicking my tail. “It wouldn’t. But don’t worry. I’ll help you find the right direction.”


The Solution

With a little feline ingenuity, I devised a plan. I enlisted the help of Rufus, whose keen nose could sniff out the starting line, and Count Catula, whose dramatic flair could keep the animals entertained while we sorted things out.

“Rufus,” I said, “follow the scent of the parade’s starting point. Count Catula, keep the animals distracted with your… uh… vampire theatrics.”

Count Catula grinned, sweeping his velvet cape dramatically. “Leave it to me, Sir Whiskerton. I shall regale them with tales of eternal darkness and… uh… bat-related puns.”

As Count Catula entertained the animals with his dramatic monologue, Rufus sniffed out the starting line. “Found it!” he barked, wagging his tail. “It’s right over here.”


The Moral of the Story

With the starting line rediscovered, Pistachio led the parade to a triumphant conclusion. The animals cheered, the farmer (who had been napping in the barn) woke up to join the festivities, and even Pistachio managed to stay on track—for once.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, direction is more important than determination. No matter how grand your plans or how formal your feathers, without a clear path, you might just end up walking in circles—or worse, straight into a pond.


A Happy Ending

With the parade successfully concluded, the farm returned to its usual state of peaceful chaos. Pistachio, though still a bit absent-minded, promised to plan her next parade with a map—or at least a compass. The animals, tired but happy, returned to their usual routines, and even Count Catula found a new appreciation for his role as the farm’s resident drama king.

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The parade was over, the pond was safe, and all was right in the world.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new parades, and hopefully, no more circles. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

Military power is a reflection of a nation’s technological advancements and progress. It serves as an indication of a country’s influence and strength on the world stage. When I asked ChatGPT if China is a superpower, it gave a positive answer and explained the reasons in terms of technology, industrial development, scientific progress, and other aspects like population size.

It’s often said—though not based on any concrete facts I’ve observed or data from authoritative sources—that China’s industrial system is nearly self-sufficient. The only missing part has been high-tech microchips, but this gap is expected to be filled in the coming years. Once that happens, China could become a flawless industrial manufacturing powerhouse, capable of producing anything in the world at the lowest cost and highest efficiency.

Humanoid robots are advancing rapidly, and robotic dogs have already been deployed in military operations. Imagine millions of these robots charging toward you in battle. This could become a reality if China decides to mobilize them in defense of its interests. Drones are also becoming an increasingly significant weapon in warfare, and China has the potential to produce the best and most cost-effective products in the world.

By 2024, China will have the largest fleet of industrial robots, surpassing all other countries combined. As for its military assets, China boasts cutting-edge stealth planes, sea cruisers, aircraft carriers, and even a man-made sun. It is also the only nation to have an independently operated space station, soon to be the only one in the universe. China is making steady progress toward lunar exploration, Mars, and other ambitious goals, with deliberate, powerful strides toward future domination of space.

How could such a country lack the ability to control the quality of its weapons? This nation has learned from its past, a past marked by humiliation a hundred years ago. Despite that painful history, China has emerged stronger, having learned from the mistakes of poor-quality weapons. The whole nation is reflective of that history, and it has led to deep regret but also incredible progress in military and industrial capabilities.

So, don’t challenge China with weapons. They already have better ones—available in large quantities and of top-notch quality.

It can’t as is being aptly demonstrated at the moment the US has no plan it’s just a mash of random thoughts. China has a plan to improve its citizens lives by investing in the country. Education to give it an edge & allow its citizens to earn more & improve their standard of life. It needs this for the techs it has prioritised it should be world leader in & robotics to take over the menial jobs. It has also invested in infrastructure so it has an unmatched supply chain which brings down costs & promotes fast development. Apples efforts at building an EV failed but Xiaomi managed the transition easily enough by drawing on that knowledge in the supply chain.

You mention rare earths & I might be wrong but to my knowledge China is the only country that knows how to process the rarer heavy rare earths. The few countries that can do it use Chinese equipment.

It would take huge investment by the US to close the gap investing in education & infrastructure so it’s not a quick fix. The US already pays huge wages to poach the best from round the world because they don’t have the skills, around 45% of those earning big wages in Silicon Valley for example we’re not born in the US.

The US sat & watched Chinas rise & did nothing despite it being obvious by just looking at its GDP growth since 2005. Then when it started becoming a real threat it still did little except try to slow China down! Now that ship has sailed China is a major player or the player in around 75% of the major technologies. The US answer seems to be to deny China access to the technologies the US still excels at by preventing their sale to them, China therefore has no choice but to develop it themselves. This is crazy China was happy with the US companies being part of the supply chain instead of the competition.

I see no way for the US to catch up even if by some miracle they put somebody sensible in charge any progress they make will be destroyed by the next administration. The current one in my view is shoring up the US with short term thinking that will impact it dreadfully down the line, I expect the US to fall further behind.

Rustic Southern Sweet Potato Pie

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Ingredients

Filling

  • 2 large yams
  • 2 large sweet potatoes
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1 stick butter (melted)
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon fresh ground nutmeg
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 3 tablespoons butter

Dough

  • 3 cups flour
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1/3 cup olive oil
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 1 cup whole milk

Egg Wash

  • 1 egg
  • 1 tablespoon milk

Instructions

Filling

  1. In a large pot, boil yams and potatoes for about one hour or until tender.
  2. Drain water and let potatoes cool.
  3. When cool enough to handle, peel skins off and place yams and potatoes in a ricer or potato masher.
  4. In a bowl, combine yams and potatoes, sugar, melted butter, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt and vanilla extract. Mix well.

Dough

  1. Heat oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. In a small saucepan, heat the butter until it turns golden brown. When done, it should have a nutty-like aroma.
  3. Remove from heat and let cool.
  4. In a large bowl, combine flour, salt and sugar, mixing well.
  5. In another bowl, whisk together olive oil, vanilla extract, milk and melted butter.
  6. Pour into the flour mixture and mix with a fork. Dough should hold together. If too crumbly, add ice water, a tablespoon at a time.
  7. Cover and let sit for about a half an hour.

Assembly

  1. On a floured surface, roll out dough to fit a 14 inch round or rectangular baking pan. Place dough on pan.
  2. Spoon filling into the center of the dough, leaving about a 1 1/2 inch border. Gently fold the sides of the dough up and over some of the filling.

Egg Wash

  1. Mix the egg and tablespoon of milk together with a fork.
  2. Coat the bread with egg wash using a pasty brush.
  3. Sprinkle with sugar.
  4. Bake for about 45 minutes or until crust is golden brown.
  5. Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream or whipped cream.

What a stupid question. Why are you not thinking about consumers? In China, I saw BYD hybrid vehicles that can go 2000 kilometers on a full tank of gas and a full battery charge. They were similar to a Toyota Camry but cost around USD$18,000 with a lot of bells and whistles included. The savings in fuel would cover the total cost of the vehicle in about ten years. Is the US better off because consumers are forced to pay $60K for similar vehicles?

If China can sell steel to American companies for 15% less than steel that comes from domestic sources is the US economy hurt? What about US workers? Sure, steel workers who are emplyed by inefficient factories will lose their jobs. But the lower cost of steel means more manufacturing jobs as well as lower consumer prices.

Questions like this are telling. Few people understand economics.

A Danish Pilot Declassified Information About The Death of a NATO F-16 Fighter Pilot in ‘Kryvyi Rih’

Many years ago, my mum was working as a mental health nurse in an institution. She had a patient that was usually lovely and so one to one care was fine. One day my mum took this patient for a bath.

The phone rang on the ward, it was my gran. The ward nurse answered the phone and spoke to my gran who told her she had to talk to my mum. When the ward nurse asked why she said:

‘I don’t know why I need to talk to her, but I really need to talk to her, please go and get her’

After a while of back and forth the nurse gave in and went to get my mum to talk to my gran. When she entered the washroom, she saw the patient holding my mums head under the water. It took three members of staff to get this woman off of mum.

If my gran hadn’t got the weird feeling that she had to speak to mum immediately, my mum probably would have died.

The Astrocracy

Submitted into Contest #245 in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants. view prompt

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“Dismantle the Astrocracy!” scrawled out on a half-hung sign flaps in the rotten breeze of the sewage tunnel. The stench of excrement wafts through the odiferous maze beneath Nova City as Eris races back to the rebel Clayborn hideout. Adrenaline surges as she darts past rusted pipes and slime-covered walls, ducking into side passages and doubling back on her pursuers with practiced precision. But the Celestial Constabulary are relentless, their shouts and clattering footsteps reverberate imminent danger in the shadows behind her.In the sprawling metropolis of Nova City, the stars reign supreme and destiny is etched in the stellar tapestry above. Citizens navigate a panoply of astrological mandates with their fates predetermined by the alignment of planets and the whispers of ancient prophecies dictated by Sol, leader of the city and the embodiment of zodiacal authority on Earth. Born under the shadow of a dreaded astrological sign, Eris has long chafed against the constraints imposed by the Astrocracy. She now heads a faction of earthbound insurgents, known as the Clayborn, who dare to defy the galactic decree.Eris’s administrative position gives her access to the inner workings of the Astrocracy, and in her search for any information to aid the rebels, she has stumbled upon a hidden cache of encrypted data, containing classified information about Sol’s true motives and plans for the future of Nova City.Among the files, Eris discovers evidence of Sol’s secret alliance with powerful astrological factions, clandestine dealings with corrupt officials, and plans to tighten their grip on the populace through a series of draconian measures.But most chilling of all is the revelation that Sol harbors a dark and hidden agenda—to harness the power of a cataclysmic event known as the Celestial Convergence-intended to grant Sol ultimate power for all time.Armed with this damning evidence, Eris knows that she holds the key to exposing Sol’s true intentions and rallying the people to join the rebellion’s stand against the Astrocracy’s tyranny.With a final burst of speed, Eris emerges into a cavernous chamber. The dim glow of daylight filters in through a grate overhead and she hears her chasers take a wrong turn. The rebel hideout is within reach, just beyond the next bend in the tunnel. But in her haste to escape, she has unknowingly dropped her handkerchief–the one with a symbol of the rebellion on it, representing unity and defiance against the Astrocracy. The same mark can be found hastily etched onto the walls of the sewer tunnels to help navigate the labyrinthine passages. It’s a symbol recognized by those sympathetic to the cause, but also one that could spell doom for the rebellion if discovered by the wrong parties.Eris races towards the safety of the Clayborn hideout, unaware that her oversight may lead the authorities straight to their doorstep. Finally, she reaches the entrance to the hidden sanctuary, its rough-hewn walls a stark contrast to the gleaming spires of Nova City above. She reaches for her hanky to wipe the sweat from her brow, but it’s not in her pocket. If the Celestial Constabulary can connect the lost scrap of cloth to the matching emblems in the tunnels, it would surely betray the rebels’ presence in the city’s underbelly. Eris realizes the danger she has unwittingly unleashed, but there is no time for regret, no room for hesitation. 

She must share her warning.

 

Breathless and weary from her journey, Eris pushes open the heavy door and steps into the dimly lit chamber, where the rebel leaders await her arrival with trepidation. Ragged, her heart pounding with urgency, she is met with a chorus of concerned faces drawn with worry, their eyes reflecting the dim light of the fire.

 

“Eris, you’ve returned!” Luna exclaimed. Eris could sense relief wash over her friend as they embrace. “What news do you bring?”

 

She gravely approaches the assembled rebel leaders, her voice trembling with the weight of the information she carries.

 

“I’ve uncovered something,” Eris begins, her words rushed yet deliberate. “Something that threatens us all—Sol’s plans for the Celestial Convergence.”

 

The room falls silent, the gravity of Eris’s words gnaw the air. The Clayborn exchange incredulous glances.

 

“The Celestial Convergence?” Rory echoes, her voice barely above a whisper. “But that’s… that’s impossible.”

 

Eris nods solemnly, her expression grave. “I wish it were, but it’s true.”

 

The room erupts into murmurs of disbelief and fear as the Clayborn grapple with the enormity of the threat they face. But amidst the chaos, Eris’s voice rings out with unwavering resolve.

 

“We cannot let this happen,” she declares, her eyes blazing. “We must rally our forces and stand against the Astrocracy with everything we have. The fate of Nova City—and our freedom—depends on it.”

 

The Clayborn rebels recognize that they cannot defeat the Astrocracy alone. They embark on a campaign to gather allies from all walks of life, from sympathetic factions within the city to former members of the council who have grown disillusioned with Sol’s rule.

 

Knowing that the city’s leadership relies heavily on astrological infrastructure to maintain control, the rebels target key installations and facilities, sabotaging astrological observatories, disrupting communication networks, and undermining the credibility of its mandates. By sowing chaos and confusion within the Astrocracy’s ranks, they pave the way for revolution.

 

With the revelation of Sol’s plans and the growing discontent among the populace, the Clayborn launch a propaganda campaign to mobilize the masses. They distribute pamphlets, broadcast messages of defiance, and organize protests and demonstrations, spreading word of the rebellion and inspiring hope throughout Nova City.

 

As tensions escalate and the Astrocracy’s grip on power weakens, the rebels prepare for a final showdown with Sol and his loyalists. They arm themselves and prepare to storm the heart of Nova City where Sol’s power is strongest. In a climactic battle below the Zodiac Palace, the rebels face off against the Sol and his council. The Clayborn advance on the city’s army, but they are quickly overpowered due to Sol’s control over cosmic energy.

 

Meanwhile, Eris goes alone to the Zodiac Palace to face her greatest adversary. Sol, resplendent in his regal robes and adorned with the symbols of his divine power, regards Eris with eyes like twin stars burning.

 

“You cannot defy the planets, Eris,” Sol’s voice rang out through the palace chamber like a thunderclap. “Your rebellion is futile. Surrender now, and perhaps your punishment will be merciful.”

 

With a flick of his wrist, Sol unleashes a dazzling light beam that threatens to consume Eris in its fiery embrace. Eris stands her ground, her own inner strength shielding her from the attack.

 

“I will never surrender to tyranny, Sol,” she declared. “The people have risen against you, and your reign of oppression will crumble beneath the weight of our defiance.”

 

Sol, his form wreathed in shimmering starlight, raises his hands skyward, calling upon a swirling vortex which he hurtles towards Eris with unstoppable force.

 

Eris reacts by emitting her own magical barrier of shimmering energy to deflect Sol’s powerful blast. As the celestial energies collide, the air crackles with electricity, warping and twisting the very fabric of reality under the strain. Eris grits her teeth, her muscles tremble with the effort of holding back Sol’s relentless assault. With a primal roar of defiance, she pushes against the onslaught and her own energies merge with Sol’s.

 

For what feels like an eternity, the two adversaries lock horns in a titanic struggle, and the Zodiac Palace echoes with the sound of their clash. At last, in a final burst of light and power, Eris unleashes her full strength, channeling the very essence of the Clayborn rebellion into a single, decisive blow shattering Sol’s defenses, sending the astral tyrant reeling backwards in shock and disbelief. As Sol’s form dissolves into a swirling pool of light, Eris stands victorious, her heart pounding with exhilaration and relief. The battle below the palace is also triumphant for the Clayborn as the remaining astrocrats flee for their lives.

 

Now the hard work begins.

 

With the Astrocratic regime dismantled, a new system of governance based on democratic principles is formed. Recognizing the deep divisions and wounds inflicted by years of oppression, the new Clayborn Republic prioritizes reconciliation and healing. They establish commissions to address past injustices, promote dialogue and understanding between former adversaries, and provide support to those affected by Sol’s reign of terror. Despite their victory over the Astrocracy, the new Clayborn Republic remains vigilant against the resurgence of social hierarchy. They establish mechanisms for celestial oversight to ensure that no individual or group can wield unchecked power or exploit vulnerabilities. They invest in education, healthcare, and social services to uplift marginalized communities.

 

As a new dawn breaks over Nova City, the Clayborn Republic leads their fellow citizens into a brighter future guided by their choices on Earth, not by the edict of the stars.

China trades with the world. Foreign trade had driven its growth, and remains a significant force. Trade benefits all the trading partners. Why should China stop trading with the US? It is an important market.

Sanctions and tariffs hurt both sides. The evidence suggests they caused more pain for US than China.

China has been able to overcome the sanctions. US importers and consumers pay the tariffs. China has grown its exports to other countries to replace the US, notably the global south countries. Trade surplus of $990 billion in 2024 testifies it. This is an unprecedented sum in the annals of foreign trade.

US tech companies lost revenue and market share in China. This is well-known. Less known is how it impacts their capex and R&D. Then there are the hidden costs. The most expensive is the sanctions blinded the US about the developments in China.

US betted huge in AI. Billions of dollars have been invested in the belief that computing power will ensure it remains in the forefront of the technology, and in the promise of rich returns. A handful of firms stand to reap the monopoly-like rents, amongst them, Nvidia (chips), OpenAI (ChatGPT), Google (Gemini), and Meta (Llama).

The $500 billion AI fund announced by Masayoshi Son (Softbank), Sam Altman (OpenAI), and Larry Ellison (Oracle), and graced by President Trump, was to make sure that US leadership is unassailable.

In December last year, DeepSeek released the v3 model. On 20 January, it open-sourced the R1 model. Within days of this release, DeepSeek’s chatbot was the most downloaded app on the iPhone. On 27 January, investors realized just how good v3 and R1 models were. They wiped $1 trillion off the market capitalisation of US tech listed firms. Nvidia alone accounted for $600 billion.

These are unprecedented one-day losses. But the significance goes deeper. The whole idea of rich returns from big investments to build computing power, is thrown in the wind. DeepSeek has shown algorithm efficiency and innovations can produce models that are cheap, fast, and good. Accountants will have to decide how to value the vast investments that had been made. The $500 billion AI fund will have to go back to the drawing board.

US is aghast and angry. Its response is typical. DeepSeek is banned here, banned there. USN forbids its personnel using it. DeepSeek is accused of copying and distillation.

The contrast on the China side is startling. On 17 February, President Xi Jinping held a meeting with leaders of tens of China’s high tech companies. It was a meeting of collaboration to map out the strategy of tech growth.

What did Xi tell the leaders? He told them – the opportunities are immense. It is time to use their talents. This is a clarion call from the position of confidence.

Me and my daughter.

I — 22 years old.

My daughter — 2 weeks.

You may wonder. Shouldn’t having a new baby be the happiest time in your life? Especially your first child.

That day was the day I found out my boyfriend, the father of my daughter, was cheating on me.

I put on my makeup and make-up for the first time since giving birth, just to hopefully look good again for him. Or for someone. Anyone. I’ve never felt so sad before.

I went to the park to spend some time with my daughter while thinking about many things. You might judge me because my daughter is still very young and a newborn, but I had to get out of the house. I took a picture of the two of us as a documentation of my daughter’s first time in the park.

I wasn’t even mad at my boyfriend as you might imagine. I was mad at myself. I truly felt like the biggest failure. How could I have chosen such an evil partner. An evil father to my beautiful daughter, my most precious gift. My daughter had been everything to me since the day I knew I would have her, and I had failed her before her life had even begun.

A month later, I finally confronted my boyfriend about his cheating. We got into an argument, which led to him physically attacking me. It wasn’t the first time this had happened, but it was by far the worst.

I was so proud that I left the house the next day while my boyfriend was at work. It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but now I can look my daughter in the eye without feeling guilty. I know I gave my daughter the best life I could have, that is all I could have done. I have to forgive myself for choosing him as my daughter’s father, otherwise it will only ruin my life.

I share my story so that anyone out there who is in an abusive relationship can see that you can leave.

Edit: I added a picture of us to show that we are doing well now. My daughter’s first birthday is tomorrow.

Woman Orders 10 Takeout Meals for All Her Kids on Her First Date! Man RUNS AWAY!

Creativity is wonderful—but don’t let it disrupt the daily grind

At one of my old jobs, I was reprimanded for “using too much of my 10 days of PTO too quickly”. (My daughter and I caught influenza from each other – she was 6 months old.) I was out for 5 days. It could not be avoided. They cut my pay .05¢ an hour and told me I couldn’t use my other 5 days of PTO for 6 months. Said I was on “thin ice”. (For getting sick, really). I went back to my office, drafted my resignation. And called and accepted a different job I had recently been offered. Plopped the resignation on my boss’s desk, walked out, never looked back.

Expected.

When the US refused Germany (under Merkel)’s request to inspect the country’s gold reserves stored in the US, I did a quick research.

PBoC did have its gold reserves stored in the US as well. Forget about them then, farewell.

I don’t believe those who are at the very top of a country’s financial system are this stupid, so there’s only one explanation – spies.

Like I’ve said, what’s the US’s real edge? It’s the spies working for the US in every country’s government.

Just because you wanna save some shipping cost you’d rather let your gold remain in other’s hands?

Remember COVID? The US and European countries robbed each other’s medical supplies. Now? They are closer allies.

The play some of us will never understand. They’ve been like this for thousands of years.

Remember this?

Why Do People Want to Hang From Hooks Piercing Their Skin?
Why would people want to hang from hooks pierced through their skin? The reasons are different for each person who participates in this activity known as body suspension, and the Boulder woman is careful not to make generalizations.

I remember in the West, people paid to go into funhouses to get pierced, hanged and rotated by a wheel. It looks like the greater pain you give them, the more thankful they will be to you. If you are soft and reasonable, you will sure be bullied.

I was not very close to my boss, but one time he was going to be out for back surgery. I did the right thing and asked him if he needed me to do anything for him while he was out of the office following his surgery. I never expected him to say that he wanted me to pick up some furniture he had ordered and bring it to his house.

Of course I was taken aback by this request but I figured if I was still getting paid, why not do it. So on that day,I went to the office, took a few other employees with me and we enjoyed a few hours away from the office to pickup and deliver his furniture. He opened the door wearing only a robe, and was obviously still recovering from his surgery.

It was a very odd request but I did ask!

I got to have this experience on a sunny afternoon while walking home across a parking lot crowded with cars, but empty of people. A kid leaped out from behind a car and pointed a gun at me and told me to hand over my wallet or he’d “smoke me.”

I was so taken by surprise that I didn’t have time to freak out. I slowly removed my wallet, and my only thought was, “This kid is going to be really, really upset when he finds out that he picked the only guy leaving this train station without any money on him.” I had credit cards that I could stop, but no cash.

I watched him open my wallet and hold it upside down. Nothing. Now, he was the one thrown off guard. I could see that he, too, was nervous.

So then I did something instinctual. I didn’t plan it, but in retrospect I think it saved me. I simply suggested that he do what he wanted to do. “Run,” I said.

He turned and ran. All he got out of it was a British Library card, which I don’t think he found to be very useful.

A couple of weeks later, a kid was arrested doing the same thing at another station. I think I may have seen him in a photo lineup, but I wasn’t convinced enough to swear to it in court. The cops said that he was probably being asked to carry out some gun-point robberies as part of a gang initiation. Which may explain why he was afraid.

US Experts Worried!China Finds 180K Tons of Rubidium,Worth 4.6B RMB per Ton,More Valuable Than Gold!

Old Southern Date Cake

This is a vintage recipe which is well over 100 years old.

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Ingredients

  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 2 packages seeded dates
  • 3 eggs, beaten
  • 1 quart (4 cups) pecans
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 275 degrees F. Grease a loaf pan.
  2. Combine ingredients except pecans and vanilla extract; mix well.
  3. Add pecans and vanilla extract.
  4. Bake for 1 hour.

America Vs Chinese: Cultures Clash On Rednote (MUST SEE)

Rubekkah Estero

I know not what will happen when the power takes hold of me, though my father has been preparing me for this day for the past eighteen years.I stand on the clifftops of Yapeche, my home for my entire life, and that of generations of Filethelias before me. If my destiny fails me here tonight, I may be the last.The sun has finally fallen below the horizon, and the last colours are fading from the sky to be replaced by the dark of night. I glance down at the peninsula below me, where our men are locked in intense battle with the Rahulas. Seven months. They have battled for seven months. And tonight, it ends, with me.The battle started in the mountains. My people were caught unawares by the Rahulas transiting the harsh mountain ranges to the west and ambushing the small towns that bordered them. We were caught unawares by their brutality, also. Too many civilians were lost in those initial months, before the battle was drawn away from the townships, and into the valleys. It has taken everything we have to position the Rahulas as they are now, on the peninsula. They see a strategic advantage, having their backs to the ocean. They must not see our plan.But how could they? Nobody knows that the Yapeche people have been hiding the biggest secret our continent has ever known. Even they don’t know themselves. They have been hiding me. Anathea Filethelia. Third daughter of the King, and the only Cancer born for a century. I have lived my life in isolation, locked away from all who may have been family, friend or foe. Not even my two older sisters know that I exist. The risk is too great. Once I was old enough to be told the truth, I understood my father’s reasoning. I have lived in comfort. Luxury even. I have never wanted for anything, except for human connection.

 

To be born under the sign of Cancer was proclaimed illegal by my great great great grandfather after the battle of Tanthana, and the declaration of independence. With the moon transiting through Cancer once every month, the power of the Cancerians was too great. Too frequent. Yes, it had led us to our victory against the Tanthanians, but it was deemed to be incongruent with a peaceful society following it.

 

There is not a Yapechean alive who knows what that power was. Not even my father. It was never to be spoken of, in the hope that the collective trauma it had unleashed would heal with time. The only thing known is that the results were so horrific that to be born under the sign became punishable by death at the coming of age- a fate that no family would assign their child intentionally.  Mine included. Had I not had the misfortune of being born six weeks prematurely, I would have been born under the sign of Leo, as my mother and father had intended. As it was, my mother was forced to give birth to me in secret, with no attendant other than my father. It fell to him to break the news to our people that my mother and her unborn child had perished during childbirth, and then to secret me away in the furthest wing of the palace to live my life in hiding.

 

The light is gone now, and the silvery moon is high. I can feel its energy pulsing through me. It feels different tonight. And of course, it is different. I am of age. The first moon in Cancer since my eighteenth birthday two weeks ago, and it is a full moon.

 

I close my eyes and feel the energy course over my body. It feels like subtle vibrations. A pulse in my veins, stronger than that transporting my blood, but not by much. I wonder how I will know when I am ready. I may only have one chance. If I do not succeed, if the plan is exposed, our people will have no way forward. The Rahulas’ reinforcements are expected by boat any hour. Once they dock and storm up the beaches, they will make for the headlands, and the battle will be lost. We are outnumbered, and the only active power at present is coming from the transit of Venus through Taurus. The Taureans weave sensuality through all who come in contact with them. Great for reproduction of the species, but not so helpful for battle. I am our only hope.

 

I turn my attention to the palace. That is where the signal will come from. My father has briefed me thoroughly on the plan. Our men are in position. The Rahulas are in position. Our plan hinges on the hope that my power will be the same as the other water signs. When being born under the sign of Cancer was banned, my great great great grandfather couldn’t have forseen how important the power to wield water would prove to be for our people. The other water signs are redundant in this battle. The transit of Pluto through Scorpio occurs only once every 265 years, rendering our Scorpios useless. So, too the transit of Neptune through Pisces- not due for another 63 years. Our civilisation will be decimated by then.

 

No one remains alive from the last time Pluto transited Scorpio, but our folklore tells that during the transit, Scorpios had the power to wield the water of bodies of fresh water. Our townships certainly moved from the side of Lake Yapache into the ranges some time in the last two centuries. There is every chance that this was a necessity to avoid flooding events from unmitigated wields.

 

The last transit of Neptune through Pisces revealed the ability of those born under the sign to wield the water of the skies- the rain. Leading to my father’s theory- that I will have the power to wield the ocean and create a tidal wave of such height and intensity that I can eliminate the Rahulan army with one strike. Of course, I must get the magnitude just right. Too high, and I will take out our people as well. Too low, and the Rahulans will suffer from nothing worse than soggy footwear, and our plan will be exposed.

 

The power is building. It sways me now where I stand. Is it the pull of the tide I can feel? I am encouraged by that thought. My gaze remains fixed on the palace. I will not miss the signal and fail my people.

 

There it is. A flash in the window of my father’s chambers, followed by another. I breathe in deeply, as I have been taught, and focus all of my attention on my chest. It’s happening. The power intensifies. It flows through me. I close my eyes tightly and raise my arms. I picture the ocean rising. My heart feels as though it is caught in a vortex. Is it my blood swirling, or the power? I don’t know, but I close down any other thought than the rising of the ocean. I have to see it clearly. The exact point when I need to release.

 

I must trust my instinct, and hope that my whole-hearted will to save my people will be enough. It’s here. I hold it steady at what I think will be 25 metres above sea level, give or take. And then, I fill my lungs with the cool, salty night air and a release it with a roar that I don’t even recognise, as I throw my arms wide, driving the energy towards the peninsula. I don’t know for how long I roar. It can’t be an hour, though it feels like it. It must be a minute. But when I stop, it is too quiet. Not the quiet hum that I was expecting. Not the quiet hum of a distant victorious army cheering from the headland. But the quiet hum of a distant battle that continues, unperturbed. And when I think of it, the ocean didn’t roar either. Only I did. I open my eyes. The ocean is still. The tide ebbs and flows gently as it did before. There was no wave. It didn’t work.

 

I sink to my knees, overcome with despair. My body still vibrates with energy. How could this be? How is it possible? I did not wield. I have failed. A cry out again, this time, a guttural roar, filled with grief. The grief that I will never know the people I should call family. Friends who I’ve yet to meet, who miss me from their life without even knowing I should be there. Love and passion that I will never know. If my people somehow find another way to win this war, I will remain in isolation. How can I show myself, knowing that I have failed? That’s if my father lets me live. If they don’t find another way, they will perish, and I will perish alongside them, never to know the feeling of connection with another human being. Never to know the divine vibration of fusion with a compatible sign. The despair engulfs my very being. I don’t know if I am still human. I think I may just be sorrow now.

 

The feeling of despair builds like a wave and I feel it crest. It is going to overwhelm me. I don’t know where I will end up, but I ride it. I don’t seem to have a choice. Again, my arms rise, I stretch tall, and then, when I think I might burst, the emotion bursts forth from me as a flay my arms wide. There is an atmospheric rumble that I can’t explain. It isn’t my voice. It’s the air around me, flowing through me, but not controlled by me.

 

I hear wailing. I open my eyes, my heart still clenched with emotional pain, but somehow slightly relieved from the release I have just experienced. What I see is beyond belief. Rahulas fall to the ground, clutching their chests. Their wails permeate the night air, piercing through the quiet ocean sounds, and the battle cries of the Yapeche. They fall, and they don’t rise again. They are dying. Defeated.

 

I don’t let go. I don’t let go of the emotional turmoil I still feel inside me, knowing now, in my very being, that it is my despair that brings them to their knees. No wonder those like me were deemed too dangerous, too threatening to live amongst society. I don’t wield water. I wield emotion. A wave of endless hopelessness and anguish is what brings the enemy to their knees and makes them yield.

 

I watch as my people take control of the peninsula and know that the war is won. My own fate is unknown. When my father knows what I have done here tonight, I know not what he will do. What can he do? Does he really have a choice? A weapon as powerful as this, with the ability to be unfurled once each month during the transit of the moon through Cancer, could be catastrophic if misused. But then, I am his daughter. Perhaps I wield some emotion for that reason alone.

 

Slowly, I realise I can let go. I can surrender. My people are safe now. A fresh feeling washes over me. Relief? Triumph? Acceptance. My purpose is fulfilled. Whatever happens now is superfluous. I may never know love, but my love for those I have never known was enough.

I Regret Cheating on My PERFECT Boyfriend

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No, China has never been in charge any part of the Panama Canal.

The canal has been under the control of Panama since December 31, 1999, when the United States officially handed over full control to Panama, as per the Torrijos-Carter Treaties signed in 1977.

The current U.S. administration has expressed its desire to take back the control of the canal with excuses like the concerns over Chinese influence in the Panama region.

Sounds familiar, right? One party attempts to breach a state treaty with another party and justifies their actions by pointing fingers at a third party. Poor scapegoating, poor China!

The cited influences encompass the construction and operation of port terminals at the canal’s ends by Chinese companies.

The choice to interpret the facts is yours. Cheers!

It’s the best thing for the world if they all turn on America because we are not currently a respectable or stable ally.

It’s also the best thing for America if the rest of the world opposes the US.

Trump and MAGA need a lesson in humility. They live in a fantasy world of their own making where they think if they believe in a narrative hard enough it actually comes true in real life. Adults should know better but apparently they don’t.

MAGA is full of spoiled, entitled brats who think the entire world revolves around them and what they want. They think that “owning the libs” is somehow an acceptable goal in politics. They think if the entire federal government is gutted that magically we will still have meat without poison or bacteria in it and someone will still be around to warn us of hurricanes and tsunamis.

It’s time for these idiots to find out how the real world actually works.

If you elect a moron who works for Putin as the leader of your country because he seems like fun, then the rest of the world will turn on you. America will be alone, which is going to have real world social and economic consequences for Americans.

If you gut the federal government, then there will be nobody doing all of those programs that you rely on to keep you safe and healthy, which is going to kill a bunch of Americans.

If you let the oligarchs take over, then the rest of us will become exploited and the middle class will disappear.

Until MAGA understands these things or until the apathetic Americans out there understand that MAGA has made life miserable for them so they turn on MAGA, America is going to struggle. We need the rest of the world to turn on America so these people can see the real world consequences of our actions.

Sir Whiskerton and Jazzpurr’s Beatnik Revolution

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another purr-fectly groovy adventure starring none other than Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves bongos, bad poetry, and barnyard beats that threaten to turn the entire farm into one big art commune. What follows is a story filled with laughter, rhythm, and a moral that will leave you tapping your toes—and maybe even finishing your chores on time. So grab your beret and let’s dive into Jazzpurr’s Beatnik Revolution.


The Bongo Brigade Begins

It all began when Jazzpurr the Beatnik Cat arrived at the farm, wearing his signature black beret tilted jauntily to one side. With a set of bongos slung over his shoulder and a twinkle in his eye, he called out to the animals:
“Dig it, cats! Life ain’t about the daily grind—it’s about vibes, man. Let’s start a revolution!”

“What kind of revolution?” Doris squawked nervously, flapping her wings.

“The Bongo Brigade ,” Jazzpurr replied, striking a dramatic pose. “We’ll turn every chore into an impromptu jam session. Chicks won’t just lay eggs—they’ll lay grooves. Pigs won’t wallow—they’ll paint murals. It’s gonna be far out, baby!”

Before anyone could protest, Jazzpurr launched into a wild drum solo, accompanied by Ditto the echoing kitten (“Far out, baby! Far out, baby!”). The animals were mesmerized—or perhaps hypnotized—by the beat.


Chaos in Rhythm

Under Jazzpurr’s influence, the farm quickly transformed into a chaotic symphony of creativity:

  • Doris and Her Hens: Instead of laying eggs, they formed a clucking choir, improvising harmonies while perched on hay bales. Harriet tried to keep things organized, but Lillian kept fainting mid-note.
  • Porkchop the Pig: Inspired by Lester the Tattooed Pig, Porkchop abandoned his mud puddle to create abstract murals on the barn walls. His latest masterpiece depicted a pig flying through space—a bold statement, though no one was sure what it meant.
  • Ferdinand the Duck: Declared himself the lead singer of the Bongo Brigade and attempted to compose a ballad titled “Quackin’ Under the Moonlight.” Unfortunately, his lyrics mostly consisted of random quacks.
  • Big Red the Dog: Tried to howl along with Ferdinand’s tune, creating a cacophony so loud it scared Edgar the crow away.

Even Rufus got swept up in the madness, abandoning his watchdog duties to chase after Ditto, who had started playing maracas made from empty feed tins.

Meanwhile, Sir Whiskerton watched from the roof, tail flicking irritably. “This is absurd,” he muttered. “At this rate, we’ll have no eggs, no milk, and no peace.”


Productivity Plummets

As the days passed, the effects of Jazzpurr’s revolution became impossible to ignore. The farmer scratched his head in confusion as he surveyed the chaos:

  • The chicken coop was empty because Doris and her flock refused to stop rehearsing their new hit song, “Cluck Cluck Cha-Cha.”
  • The pigs had turned the pasture into a muddy canvas, leaving zero room for grazing.
  • Even the scarecrow wore a pair of sunglasses and held a tambourine, thanks to Lucifer the chipmunk, who claimed it was now part of the band.

When the farmer accidentally stepped on a patch of glow-in-the-dark pickles left behind by Chef Remy LeRaccoon, Sir Whiskerton decided enough was enough.

“This ends now,” he declared, leaping down from the roof. “Jazzpurr, I need to have a word with you.”


A Clash of Philosophies

Jazzpurr lounged beneath a tree, strumming a makeshift guitar made from an old tin can. “Whiskerton, my man,” he said, grinning. “What’s buzzin’, kitten?”

“You’ve disrupted the entire farm,” Sir Whiskerton snapped. “Creativity is fine, but not when it ruins productivity. The farmer expects eggs, milk, and order—not… whatever this is.”

“But dig it, Whiskerton,” Jazzpurr replied, gesturing dramatically. “Life’s too short to live by schedules and rules. We gotta express ourselves, man. Feel the rhythm of existence!”

“I feel nothing but a headache,” Sir Whiskerton retorted. “If you don’t fix this, I’ll make sure the only thing you express is regret.”


Restoring Balance

Determined to restore harmony, Sir Whiskerton devised a plan. He gathered the animals and proposed a compromise:
“Listen up, everyone. Creativity is wonderful—it brings joy and inspiration. But it must coexist with responsibility. From now on, we’ll dedicate mornings to chores and afternoons to creative pursuits. That way, we can have both productivity and fun.”

The animals murmured in agreement, though Ferdinand looked skeptical. “But what about my muse?” he asked dramatically.

“You’ll find plenty of inspiration after you finish feeding the ducks,” Sir Whiskerton replied dryly.

With some persuasion—and a few well-placed threats involving Edgar the crow—the animals agreed to the schedule. Jazzpurr reluctantly accepted the compromise, though he insisted on hosting weekly jam sessions under the moonlight.


A Happy Ending

By sunset, the farm was back in working order. Eggs were laid, cows were milked, and the scarecrow returned to its usual post (sans sunglasses). In the evening, however, the animals gathered around Jazzpurr for a lively jam session, complete with bongos, clucks, and Ferdinand’s improvised opera.

Even Sir Whiskerton joined in, albeit reluctantly, swaying slightly to the rhythm. “Not terrible,” he admitted, smirking. “But don’t expect me to wear a beret.”

As the stars twinkled above, the animals celebrated their newfound balance between work and play. Jazzpurr grinned, plucking a final chord on his guitar. “See, Whiskerton? Sometimes, the groove finds you when you least expect it.”

“Just don’t let it disrupt breakfast tomorrow,” Sir Whiskerton replied, settling back into his sunbeam.


The Moral of the Story

Creativity is wonderful—but don’t let it disrupt the daily grind. While self-expression is important, balance ensures that life remains both productive and joyful.

Until next time, my friends.
The End.

The garbage cans that Chinese kids use for peeing and pooping are used by Westerners as fruit baskets for wine and bread.

I haven’t seen anyone use it this way in China either.

Julia Rajagopal

Detective Arthur Winson crouched over the dead body with a weary sigh. As a Capricorn, he could go days without sleep, but he didn’t feel good doing it. A short, round, dead man lay before him with no visible wounds. The only signs of distress were the black veins that ran up the man’s neck and onto his right cheek, a textbook Scorpio poisoning.The air in the apartment was hot and stale. Under his suit coat, Arthur’s broad back was wet with sweat. His temporary partner, a Gemini named Derek Tomasso, stood in the corner of the room. With a shake that always reminded Arthur of a wet dog, Derek split himself into two people. The two Dereks began walking around the crime scene in opposite directions.Behind him, a lab tech took samples of blood spatter on the wall. It was likely the killer’s blood, as Scorpio poisoning was bloodless. One of the Dereks inspected a gun on the floor next to the dead man’s hand.“It looks like he got a piece of the killer,” Derek said. “It’s hard to surprise an Aquarius.”“The victim probably saw the killer coming and thought he could stop him,” Arthur agreed. “But seeing something and doing it are two different things.”“This is the third Aquarius murder in two weeks,” the other Derek said from across the room. “They should make a public announcement.”“We won’t get authorization,” Arthur said. “People are murdered every day, and these murders have no connection. What do a love psychic, a homeless guy, and a financial advisor have in common?”“What was the homeless guy’s specialty?” Derek asked.“He didn’t have one. He was mentally ill and an addict,” Arthur shrugged. “That happens sometimes with powerful Aquarius psychics.” It was why most parents were careful not to give birth to an Aquarius, despite the apparent advantages of a child who could predict the future.

“So, the killer makes it past the security downstairs,” Derek said. “He enters the apartment where the victim is waiting with a gun. The victim shoots but only grazes the attacker, who knocks the gun out of his hand, poisons him, and flees before security arrives.”

“The killer is a Scorpio, so they may have the power of invisibility,” Arthur agreed. “I’m surprised the victim didn’t have more security.”

“Some people want to live simply,” Derek shrugged. Derek’s family had a house on Boxer Island. He’d invited Arthur, but Arthur declined, not wanting to force his overgrown orphan self on his partner’s family.

“The chief wants to talk to us,” the other Derek said, holding his cell phone. So that was the original. Gemini couldn’t duplicate technology.

“I’m sure he does,” Arthur stood. “These murders have a connection, and the killer is working their way up the social ladder.” He glanced away as Derek merged with himself. They left, dodging the uniformed officers and the lab techs in the hallway. Down in the car, Arthur buckled his seatbelt as his partner started the engine.

“So, what do a love guru, a financial advisor, and a homeless guy have in common?” Derek asked as he drove. “That sounds like the start of a dirty joke. But seriously, it’s nothing.”

“They probably share a killer,” Arthur pointed out as he closed his eyes. “Though there are plenty of Scorpio assassins, so maybe not.”

“The victims are also all psychic,” Derek agreed.

“Which means they all probably knew something they shouldn’t,” Arthur agreed. “But is it the same something or different somethings?”

 

“What do you have so far?” the Chief asked, leaning a thick fist on his desk. As an Aries, he was leadership material, but his style was aggressive on a good day. Arthur sat beside Derek in the chairs on the other side of the desk. The Chief’s office was old and worn, much like the man himself. It was painted in shades of brown, most of which had faded to tan.

“The financial advisor was managing seventy-three accounts,” Arthur reported. “Including the investment portfolio of a restaurant group, endowments for two universities, and a hospital expansion fund.”

“Restaurants?” the Chief perked up. “Any mafia ties?”

“It’s likely,” Derek agreed. “I don’t know a restaurant in this city that isn’t tied to the mafia.”

“And the homeless man?”

“He was admitted to the hospital the day before his death,” Arthur reported. “The attending physician said he was brought in for an overdose, but when they got him conscious, he made a commotion and took off. He was murdered in an alley a day later.”

“Who was his dealer?” the chief asked. “Any connections to the restaurant group?”

“He lives on the East Side,” Derek said. “That’s Lazlo Family territory. I’m not sure if they’re connected to the restaurant group.”

“Forensic accounting will check,” the Chief said.

“What about the love psychic?”

“Nothing so far,” Arthur admitted. “But we were only halfway through the interviews when we caught this case.”

“Split up and get them done. Use that new Virgo woman,” the Chief ordered.

“Interrogator Messi. She can come with me,” Arthur said to his partner, who nodded good-naturedly. The Chief dismissed them, and they returned to their desks, where they reviewed the financial planner’s documents and emails.

By eight, Derek had left, but Arthur kept working. He was never sure if it was because he was a Capricorn or if he loved his job. Several hours later, the sun had risen, and Arthur was no closer to a solution. He rubbed his tired eyes and then jumped. Standing next to his desk was Interrogator Messi. She wore a brown striped suit and a surprised expression.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you,” she said as she tucked thick brown curls behind dainty ears. “I’m a bit early.”

“No, I’m glad you’re here,” Arthur stood and grabbed his coat. “There are a couple of people I’d like to get to before they go to work.”

“Oh, I’m sure you have time to change your shirt,” Messi said, glancing down at a stain on Arthur’s chest. He blushed and went to the locker room, where he showered and brushed his teeth. He was back in less than ten minutes. Messi was sitting on his desk next to two coffees. She was paging through the love psychic’s pink planner.

“These three people were supposed to meet with Ms. Rollings the day of her death, and these three had meetings booked for the next day,” she held up a slip of paper with names on it.

“We’re still working through the last people she saw,” Arthur said as he took a coffee.

“But why murder someone for something already said,” Messi protested. “The cat’s out of the bag.”

“You have a point.”

“Really?” she asked in surprise. “I mean, it’s just a thought.” She tucked her hair behind her ear again.

“It’s a good thought,” Arthur said. “Let’s do it.”

The first address was a swanky building in the Synastry neighborhood. Arthur and Messi beat rush hour traffic and arrived quickly at the fancy address. The woman was a well-manicured mother of two who had wanted to ask the psychic about her teenage daughter’s first boyfriend. When Messi apologized for interrupting their morning routine, the woman shrugged a cashmere-clad shoulder.

“The nanny has it covered,” she said. “I don’t know what to tell you. I wanted to consult Rollings about Jessica’s new boyfriend. I want to make sure it’s a healthy relationship for her first love.” Arthur thought letting her daughter live her life would be healthier but said nothing. He showed the woman the pictures of the homeless man and the financial advisor, but she didn’t recognize them.

“How did you hear about Ms. Rollings?” Messi asked.

“I heard about her from Tracy Rochester,” the woman answered. “She just got engaged and was supposed to consult with the psychic about her fiancé. I don’t know why, though. He’s a doctor.”

“Oh yes! She’s on our list of people to chat with,” Messi said. Arthur frowned at the breach in protocol.

“If you go now, you’ll catch her leaving yoga. It’s right around the corner,” the woman said, giving them the studio’s name. She then drifted off to check on her children. The detectives let themselves out.

“She’s telling the truth,” Messi told him in the elevator. “She has no idea who did it.”

Arthur and Messi walked to the address and waited at a cafe next door as sweaty white women filed out of the studio.

“There she is,” Messi pointed to a tall, thin woman in a green sports bra. Arthur wasn’t sure how she could tell them apart.

“Tracy Rochester?” Messi asked with a friendly smile.

“That’s me!” the woman smiled. Her smile faded as she glanced up at Arthur’s lurking form. Messi introduced them and ushered the woman to a table at the café before Arthur could speak. He was beginning to see the benefits of having an interrogator on the team.

“We’re just chatting with everyone about their appointments with Ms. Rollings,” Messi said.

“Yeah, of course,” Tracy said, sipping from an expensive water bottle. “It’s no secret. I just got engaged, and I wanted to do a consult. Everyone does it.” By everyone, she meant the wealthy elite who could afford the five-figure fee. Arthur tried to keep a neutral face.

“Congratulations!” Messi said. “So, you were going to consult Ms. Rollings about your fiancé?”

“Yeah, he’s a resident at Saint Anne’s,” Tracy smiled. “Dr. Mike Maddix. He’s in the ER. He literally saves people’s lives.”

“Saint Anne’s?” Arthur spoke up. “How long has he been working there?”

“Like four years,” Tracy replied. “He’s on the fundraising committee. It’s how we met. Last year, we raised over 3 million dollars.”

“That’s impressive,” Arthur pulled out the financial advisor’s picture. “Do you know this man?”

“Sure, that’s Edward Bouchard,” Tracy said. “He just started managing the hospital expansion fund.”

“Are you aware that Edward Bouchard was murdered last night?” Arthur asked. The woman’s eyes widened.

“You’re kidding?” Tracy gasped. “Does Mike know? He just started working with him.”

“We haven’t spoken to Mike,” Messi said. “Do you know when he started working with Edward Bouchard?”

“It was only a couple of weeks ago,” Tracy frowned. “I know because he complained that they brought in a new guy. I don’t know why because the old guy was like a million years old and absolutely useless.”

“We have Dr. Rachel Ableton as the contact for the account,” Arthur said, looking at his phone.

“Oh yeah, Dr. Ableton’s name is on it, but she doesn’t do anything. She puts her name on stuff while everyone else does the work.”

“Before we head out, we noticed that you made an appointment the week before Ms. Rollings died. It was canceled last minute, and then you rescheduled for the day she died,” Messi said.

“Yeah, I had to cancel because Mike had an accident that day!” Tracy said. “It was so weird because he never drives. He crashed his car into a lamppost in a parking lot. Some kid ran out in front of him.”

“Thank you so much for your help,” Arthur said. “We should probably chat with your finance. He’ll be at the hospital this time of day?”

“Oh, always,” Tracy smiled. “Let me know if I can help in any way. I’m sure Mike will want to help, too.”

Arthur and Messi said goodbye to the woman and hurried to their car.

“She’ll be texting him now,” Messi said as Arthur started the car. “She was telling the truth.”

“He won’t run,” Arthur said. “Smart guy like that will think he can fool us.”

“Once he realizes I’m a Virgo, he’ll know he can’t,” Messi grabbed a handle as they turned a corner. Her small shoulder bumped against Arthur’s large elbow. He blushed and moved away. His cell phone vibrated in his pocket. Arthur took out the phone and handed it to Messi.

“Answer it,” he ordered.

“It’s Derek,” Messi said. She pressed the speaker button.

“Arthur!” Derek said. “We got the killer. We contacted the Lazlo family, and they gave up the assassin. They didn’t want the heat. We interviewed him, and sure enough, he killed all three victims.”

“Who hired the assassin?” Arthur asked.

“We don’t know,” Derek admitted. “It was set up through the dark web.”

“We have a lead. We’re heading to Saint Anne’s,” Arthur said. “We’re looking for Dr. Mike Maddix. Send backup.”

“On it,” Derek said. “I’ll head over now.”

“Have them wait in the parking lot,” Arthur said. “We don’t want to spook him.” The car pulled into the hospital parking lot, and Arthur parked in the loading zone.

At the front desk, Arthur and Messi asked for Dr. Maddix and were directed to the break room. They walked through the ER, a bustling place full of hospital beds and patients, nurses and doctors rushing between.

In the breakroom, they found two female nurses and a man in a white lab coat.

“Dr. Maddix?” Arthur approached the man.

“That’s me,” the doctor said. “I hear you’re asking some questions about Edward Bouchard.” Arthur shook the man’s hand. Messi smiled and nodded. The nurses glanced at them, packed up their lunches, and left.

“We just met your fiancé, Tracy,” Messi said. “She’s fantastic!”

“Tracy’s great,” Maddix agreed. “She mentioned you stopped by.”

“She was supposed to have an appointment with Ms. Rollings,” Arthur said. “Were you aware of it?”

“Yes, I knew,” Maddix frowned. “I’m sure she mentioned that I think it’s weird, but she insisted.”

“I understand why you’d be annoyed,” Arthur agreed. “It’s not very trusting.”

“I wasn’t annoyed,” Maddix said. “Just confused. The people I grew up with don’t do things like that.”

“It must be hard to keep up with Tracy’s crowd,” Messi said. “It’s a different world. All of those galas and fundraisers. How long have you been managing the expansion fund?”

“I don’t manage that. I just help out from time to time,” the doctor crossed his arms. “Dr. Abelson manages the account.” Arthur glanced at Messi, who subtly shook her head.

“Dr. Maddix, did you hire someone to kill Edward Bouchard?” Arthur asked.

“Why would I have to hire a killer?” Maddix laughed. “I’m a Cancer. I could block an artery with my power and make it look like a heart attack.”

“But you wouldn’t have an alibi,” Arthur pointed out. “Cancers have to be in the same room as their targets. Most have to touch them.”

“I don’t have to touch anyone,” Maddix said. “I’m a top-level Cancer.”

“Dr. Maddix, why aren’t you answering the question?” Arthur asked.

“You’re a Virgo, aren’t you?” Maddix turned to Messi. “I don’t have to answer any questions without my lawyer present.”

“You aren’t being arrested,” Arthur said. “We are just having a conversation. Don’t you want to help?”

“Of course,” Maddix said. Messi looked at Arthur and shook her head.

“Look, I’m going to have to ask you to leave,” Maddix stood. “I’m not saying anything else without a lawyer.”

“Then you’ll have to come to the station with us. You have the right to remain silent,” Arthur said and stood. He pulled his handcuffs out of his pocket. “You have the right to legal counsel…” Arthur stopped = as pain ripped through his left shoulder. He fell to his knees. The doctor extended his arms. Messi also fell, grabbing her arm.

“I’m not going anywhere,” Maddix cried. “I’m a good person. I save lives. I deserve a decent life.” The Doctor pinched his fingers, and the pain in Arthur’s chest worsened. He fell to his side. Messi struggled up and raised her right hand. A blinding white light emanated from her palm. Arthur closed his eyes, and it was the last thing he saw.

 

He awakened in a hospital bed to the worried face of a nurse checking his pulse. Derek stood in the corner of the room.

“Messi?” Arthur asked Derek.

“She’s fine,” Derek said. “She got your guy. Blinded him. They’re down the hall.” Arthur gently pushed the nurse away and stood. They went down the hall, where the other Derek stood beside a uniformed officer in front of a door. Arthur opened the door and went in.

Messi sat in a chair, looking tired. The doctor lay in the bed, hands cuffed to the rails, steel mittens over his hands. White bandages covered his eyes, and his face was burned like he had spent a week on a beach without sunscreen. He was unconscious, but Arthur gave him a wide berth.

“I got the recording,” Messi whispered. She led him out the door, and the uniformed officer took her place.

“Are you ok?” Arthur asked.

“I’m fine,” she said. Before they could say anything else, the Chief appeared from around a corner, three subordinates following.

“There you are!” the Chief called. “Excellent job. The district attorney is confident this will be a slam dunk!” He clapped Arthur on the shoulder, and Arthur winced.

“It was all Messi,” Arthur told his boss.

“Oh, I know,” the Chief smiled at her. “You’re looking at a promotion for this young lady.” This time, Messi winced.

“It’s always been my goal to make detective,” she admitted.

“We’d be proud to have you!” the Chief said. “I think I know a man who could use a partner.” He smiled at Arthur as a nurse came around the corner.

“Both of you should be in bed!” the nurse said, pointing at the detectives. The Chief shooed them away, and they followed the woman to their rooms.

This happened to a friend of my mom, who told my mom who told me.

She was from South Korea and was visiting my mom in America. She did not speak English very well. While she was here, she was out late driving and accidentally ran over a deer.

Of course, she was very scared and upset, in fact she was practically hysterical. So she called 911 to say she had run over a deer, but she did not know how to say deer in English.

Here is how the conversation went:

She: “Emergency! Emergency!”

Operator: “What happened, ma’am?”

She: “I killed Rudolph!”

Rudolph. While he is a deer, Rudolph is still a HUMAN name.

The operator thought she was confessing to a murder, and police were there ASAP. It was a slow night, so they did the whole shebang, with at least five police cars and an ambulance and everything else. When the police arrived, they demanded to be shown where Rudolph was. She, sobbing horribly, pointed to the deer carcass and said, “Rudolph! Rudolph dead!”

Easy Southern Banana Pudding

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Yield: 14 servings, about 2/3 cup each

Ingredients

  • 3 cups cold milk
  • 2 (4 serving size) boxes Jell-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling
  • 30 Nilla Wafers
  • 3 medium bananas, sliced
  • 1 (8 ounce) container Cool Whip Whipped Topping, thawed

Instructions

  1. Pour milk into a large bowl.
  2. Add dry pudding mixes. Beat with a wire whisk for 2 minutes or until well blended. Let stand for 5 minutes.
  3. Arrange half of the wafers on bottom and up side of a 2quart serving bowl; top with layers of half each of the banana slices and pudding. Repeat all layers.
  4. Cover with whipped topping.
  5. Refrigerate for 3 hours.
  6. Store leftover dessert in refrigerator.

Notes

Save 60 calories and 3.5 grams of fat per serving by preparing with fat-free milk, Jell-O Vanilla Flavor Fat Free Sugar Free Instant Reduced Calorie Pudding & Pie Filling, Reduced Fat Nilla Wafers and Cool Whip Lite Whipped Topping.

Garnish with additional banana slices, dipped in lemon juice to prevent darkening, just before serving.

I have two teenage sisters, who have both always enjoyed looking nice, and taking a lot of care with their appearance. They have dozens of health and beauty products in their rooms, they get their hair done a lot, and getting ready can take them over an hour.

So, as I was growing up with them, I heard the names of a lot of brands. Lululemon. Brandy Melville. Mecca. Bershka. Zara.

I would kind of just overhear these brand names when my sisters talked amongst each other, or see logos on shopping bags every once in a while. My brain kind of just put these names into the category of “girly girl stuff that didn’t really concern me” and I went on with my life.

Then one day, I was in Lisbon on a holiday last August. I was getting a lot of grief for the way I dressed, and I was informed that, on our last day of the trip, I would be trying on clothes. It was quite fun, to be honest.

The centre of Lisbon had just about every brand you can think of, but I didn’t know what to try on, or what I liked. That’s when the person I was with suggested that we go into Zara. I was like

“Zara?? But isn’t that for girls?”

I don’t think that was a silly assumption for me to make. After all, the store’s name was literally a girls’ name, and I had only ever heard Zara be brought up in the context of my sisters buying new (girls’) clothes. But the person I was with kinda laughed when I said that, as if I had said something silly.

As it turns out, Zara does boy clothes too. Great ones, which I enjoy wearing.

I think the name is misleading. If only I had known this a few years earlier.

Why? Those countries you mentioned including Thailand have millions of immigrants from China.

Even my great granddad could anytime be traced back from mainland China- we tag along pretty well until we don’t care about different races.

Vietnam and China remain rivals, can’t see eye to eye like the Hebrews and the Canaanite during the old days.

The ‘Han Dynasty’ dates back 100 B.C.E before AD 1, to Qing Dynasty and the war in the late 70s between them. In short, there has never been peace between this two countries till now, bro.

Especially the ongoing over South China Sea territorial disputes making more unstoppable tensions

But they (Vietnam & China) maintain economic ties, the same crap as the “peace talk” between the 2 presidents from the US and Ukraine the other day.

From what I read, despite military tensions exist, both countries avoid direct conflict today.

Which Chinese criminals want to mess with Vietnam knowing our little friends used to send the “big bully” packing… You? Bro!

Balance is important—but so is knowing your limits

I think they certainly can be, especially if acted upon.

By nature, most (if not all) conspiracy theories are accusatory in nature. These theories, even if made in jest, are accusing certain people or parties of certain things.

There’s no better example of this than the case of the Fun Time Kids Kare daycare center.

A few years ago, a Reddit user posted to the local community page for Salt Lake City, Utah. The post featured a picture of a run-down bright green building, and read “What’s the deal with this place? Lived across the street from it for 5 years, never seen a kid there”

This appeared to be a popular post for Salt Lake City residents, and you had a lot of locals chiming in with their theories and opinions in the comments. But they all agreed that it was strange that no kids had ever been seen there.

Some people suggested it was a front business, being used to launder money. Others suggested it was an FBI setup. But everyone agreed that something was fishy.

“You never see anyone go in or out and there are 10 locks on the door. The windows are boarded, not curtains. Even the neighbors told me they think it’s a trafficking site. Utah is the 3rd worst state for trafficking.”

And comments like this didn’t help.

“The only strange thing is, no matter what time of day I showed up with their mail, it always seemed to be nap time.”

Neither did comments like this one.

It really got out of hand, and the rumour mill just kept spinning and spinning. People started visiting the building to ‘investigate’. The accusations started to get more and more deranged. One person even dressed as the daycare center for Halloween. How do you even dress as a building?


But as it turned out, the centre turned out not to be a CIA Black Site. It wasn’t a front for organised crime, either. Actually, Fun Time Kidz Kare was exactly what it purported to be. It was a daycare center.

And there was a really reason for the covered-up windows, the lack of kids playing outside, and all the other things that random trolls on the internet deemed to be ‘creepy’.

As it turned out, the daycare was ran by a nice older lady, and had been for years. This lady had no ill intentions. The reason for the building seeming ‘empty’ or ‘abandoned’ was because it was a ‘safe haven’ daycare center.

Safe haven daycare centers are usually for kids who have a dangerous or ‘persistent’ parent trying to find or take their children when they’re not supposed to. This could mean criminals, domestic abusers, and anyone else that’s deemed unsafe to be in contact with their children. The kids enter and exit subtly, and the windows are covered with pretty artwork and paintings to stop anyone looking in that isn’t supposed to.


I think this story illustrates the harm that conspiracy theories can do, a lot more than ‘harmless’ theories. By drawing attention to this place online, and framing it as something sinister, a lot of kids could have been subjected to distress or danger. At one point in 2019, there was a “Let’s All Storm Fun Time Kidz Kare At The Same Time” event planned.

Not everything is a shadowy, sinister plot. Sometimes things are just what they seem.

Footnotes

Gyms Are Going Bankrupt | 60% Of Men Are LEAVING GYMS

This was back in the late eighties. I was working for a department store and making minimum wage. I was living on my own so money was always tight. The week before Christmas I was broke as usual and had no money for groceries. I was living on a can of green beans a day until payday. My work gave us a frozen turkey as our Christmas bonus. I was so happy. I felt like I won the lottery. Some of the other workers were so angry they weren’t getting money they didn’t want the turkey. They actually threw them in our big trash can in the break room. They were frozen so I took all 3 turkeys out of the trash giving me 4 turkeys. I took them home. I thawed one out for me. Left one in the fridge to thaw in the next couple of days and put the other 2 in my old junky deep freeze. I was a very happy and grateful person. Phooey on the ungrateful big babies that didn’t want them.

Southern Stuffed Eggs

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Ingredients

  • 12 hardboiled eggs
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon dry mustard
  • 1/5 teaspoon pepper
  • 5 slices bacon, crisply fried and finely crumbled*
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing
  • 1/2 to 1 teaspoon white vinegar
  • Paprika

Instructions

  1. Cut peeled eggs in half lengthwise. Take out yolks and mash with fork.
  2. Mix in salt, mustard, pepper, bacon, mayonnaise and vinegar.
  3. Fill egg whites with yolk mixture.
  4. Sprinkle with paprika. Keep covered in refrigerator.

Notes

* 1/4 cup finely chopped sweet pickles may be substituted for bacon for a different flavor.

What makes AK dangerous is not its caliber or specs but its cheap price and abundant quantity. It is also easy to use and maintain.

The price of AK in the black market of war zones such as Afghanistan, Iraq or Somalia is around 600-1200 USD depending on the quality or roughly 8-15 million. So even poor people can buy it if they are in a pinch.

The number in circulation is around 200 million units so that stock is always available on the black market. The manufacturers are also in various countries.

It is easy to use, even with a little practice one can assemble the AK in less than 3 minutes. Cleaning and maintenance requirements are minimal.

So if you are the leader of a separatist group and have 500 fighters with a cost of 7-15M, you can become a deadly group in a short time because you just have to wait for shipping, stock is not a problem. Scary, right?

That is the main danger of AK; Value, availability and ease of use cannot be beaten by other weapons.

Not at all. I’ve been to the USA four times.

My first visit was to the West Coast in 1992 . I drove from LA down to San Diego, across to Phoenix, the Grand Canyon, San Francisco and back to LA. Good weather, fabulous scenery, friendly people.

Second visit was in 2000,in February to New York. We stayed in Elizabeth , New Jersey . Caught the bus and were the only white people on it. There was no open hostility but there was definitely an atmosphere. I could not believe how tatty things were. Even in Manhattan, the roads had potholes. There were so many immigrants it was hard to find anyone who spoke English!

Third visit was when we went to New Orleans in February for my 50th birthday. We flew into Atlanta and picked up a hire car. We drove downtown intending to go to the Ritz Carlton for brunch. A hobo was sharpening his bowie knife on the pavement. We drove down to New Orleans via Montgomery and Mobile. What a disappointment. It made Blackpool look like St Tropez. Cheap and tacky, drunks everywhere and women flashing from the balconies.

The nail in the coffin was our last trip. We were joining a cruise in Miami. Immigration was horrendous. The staff must be trained in rudeness. It took about 2 hours to get into the country. We had two back-to-back cruises booked and had to leave/re-enter at the end of the first week. A nightmare and never again.

I know you Americans think the US is wonderful but I would suggest that you travel beyond your boundaries before making such claims. Give me Europe any time.

I worked for UPS for a bit. Did package deliveries to trailer parks. They were the best-mannered, most polite people in town. Never had any safety concerns.

The premises could look really trashy on the surface, sure. And the owners would often be standing there smoking a cigarette on their porch. And yes, I saw a few Dixie flags. But I never got shot, bit, stabbed, or assaulted, not once. Most people came to the door to at least acknowledge my existence, which can be surprisingly rare in wealthier neighborhoods — at least in the taciturn place where I currently live, the wealthier people live behind a wall of stony silence.

I’ve done some food delivery on the side. Folks in trailer parks are almost always the highest-tipping customers, and they have the decency to send their kids out to help unload the groceries. In my experience, it’s people in public housing who don’t feel the need to tip… so their food almost never goes in my car. I’m not a charity.

There’s a trailer park a mile from my house. Kids are usually there playing in the street. Yeah, the trailers are small, but that kind of forces you to go outside. Almost everybody I know who’s happy spends a lot of time outdoors (it’s why I quit a miserable office job to be a driver), and these kids seem like the happiest ones around.

Never lived in a trailer park myself, but most people I know who used to live in one considered it the happiest time of their life. My great-grandparents sold a ranch house and moved into a trailer park when they retired to Florida. They retired as soon as they could, so obviously they didn’t think they were taking a step down.

Also you can avoid crushing debt.

Lunacy

Submitted into Contest #245 in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants. view prompt

Jeremy Burgess

This story contains themes or mentions of physical violence, gore, or abuse.

Standing in the cold stone hallway of Castle Halgar, the High Priestess Assanda assessed Prince Cordus, her amber eyes finding him wanting. “Now that you have returned to court, you will need to do as I say should you wish to remain breathing,” she said. She was an imposing woman of generous frame and voluminous robe, white  braided with gold, as was customary for the Church of the Sky. Around her neck hung the holy sigil, a polished stone black circle with a thin gold rim, and a point of silver in the middle. She wore no makeup of any kind, instead wearing her advanced age as a mark of pride. She was the head of the Church, and supposedly the mightiest wielder of the Potence in the land, though few had seen her wield it since her ascension to her current position.Cordus in contrast was nervous. He had been away from the capital since he was 14, hid away in the southern cities far from the capital. It had been explained to him that King Grintrag, the monarch and his uncle, had been ensuring his continued dominion by orchestrating the deaths of anyone who might succeed him. The clergyman who had been assigned to take care of him until recently had told him that it would not be long until he was the heir apparent, but that provided he never made it look like he wanted the throne, the King might just let him live. This had never bothered Cordus, as he did not in fact want the throne, instead preferring a life of indolence and laxity that he hoped would continue as long as possible.”If you don’t mind me asking again High Priestess,” moped the Prince, “why am I back at court? Today of all days seems inopportune for my arrival.” He was the reverse of the Priestess, tall, yes, but soft around the middle, unexceptional despite his height. His garments spoke of wealth, but ill-spent; made from beautiful fabrics but worn and ill fitting in places.The High Priestess did not answer, instead making a short disparaging humming noise through pressed lips. She turned away and swept down the corridor towards the great hall, where she would be presenting him back to the court.The doors to the hall swung open and the High Priestess strode confidently in, Cordus slouching reluctantly in her wake, though once inside he stood a little straighter. The immense reception hall spoke of the wealth of the kingdom; it was large, with massive windows down either side to let in light, a statement of confidence that the castle was impregnable to violence. Torches interleaved the windows, and two enormous golden chandeliers hung from the ceiling, currently unlit as it was near midday. Despite the grandeur, the room was almost entirely empty, a strange contrast to how Cordus remembered it from when he was younger. Usually it would be buzzing with courtesans and favourites, trying to curry favour with the crown. As it was now, it felt more like a tomb than the core of an enduring and mighty realm.The only people there on this day were King Grintrag, sitting in his ancient and uncomfortable looking iron throne, and the King’s fool, a person of indeterminate gender dressed in bright yellow and red with bells on their heels and wrists. Grintrag wore grey velvet and silk, perfectly tailored, a long dagger hanging from his belt as a reminder of his bloody legacy. His face was as implacable as stone, his eyes as grey as his doublet, a neatly cut short beard matching in tone his thick silver mane of hair. The only colour on his person was his crown of polished gold, chosen to match the gold edging used throughout the Church, and symbolising Coros, one of the two great Gods of the land. He looked even more grim than the last time Cordus had seen him.

 

“Ah, High Priestess, I am gladdened by your heeding my summons,” he intoned, “I have questions.”

 

“Yes, my King,” she replied, bowing deeply, “I am certain you do. But first, I would like to present your nephew, Prince Cordus, first in line and heir apparent, whom I have called back to court.”

 

Cordus knew the appropriate etiquette and stepped forwards, bowing low as well, The King looked him up and down, his face impassive. “An odd choice to bring him on this day,” he said in gravelly tones, before turning his gaze back to the High Priestess. “What,” he continued, “is going on out there?”

 

The High Priestess cleared her throat. “As you know my King, the Gods bring Potence to the land, and we in the church channel the Potence to the great benefit of the Kingdom, and yourself.” The King looked irritable at this explanation, but he indulged the most senior member of the Church of the Sky and gestured for her to continue. “The Gods move above us, Coros from east to west — she brings us light and warmth each day. Salak wanders north to south casting his cool ambience as he chooses on the land, be it in the night or during the day. As each traverses from horizon to horizon, the Potence waxes and wanes, so that at their zenith the energies are at their most mighty, absent altogether when they fall from sight. What we see today is something rare indeed, both Coros and Salak are high in the sky, during the day, at the same time, and so their power multiplies. We believe an eclipse is nigh.”

 

“Perhaps an eclipse of even your own glorious brightness my Lord,” the fool’s sing-song lilted. Cordus had heard tell of the King’s fool, who alone was permitted to make mockery of his pride.

 

The King sat back in his throne, brooding. Cordus was not surprised; Grintrag had a reputation for being shrewd, and on his way to the castle today Cordus had seen a great many odd things as the moon and sun progressed towards the centre of the sky. Where typically priests assisted in redirecting water to irrigate fields during the day, today such attempts had resulted in flooding. A young adept who had been practising cooking had set a whole carcass alight, barely even trying. On a road being repaired, another churchman had levelled both the road in question and a neighbouring house. The Potence was out of control, and it had been getting worse as the day had gone on. There was also no record of eclipses in the history books, and while King Grintrag was self-serving and proud, he was famously well read, having sat on the seat of supreme authority for over 50 years now.

 

“Multiplies you say,” the King mulled, “how long ago, exactly, was the last eclipse?”

 

“She doesn’t want to say,” cackled the fool, “but look to her neck! They know!”

 

The High Priestess ignored the fool. “It is hard to say my King, our records are unclear on this.”

 

The King stood abruptly, walking with steadiness that belied his age to one of the room’s windows. He opened it and looked outside onto the castle’s inner courtyard. Usually an active place where horses were mustered and soldiers practised, it was eerily quiet, the denizens of the castle having decided to stay inside rather than risk the strangeness that pervaded as the eclipse approached. He looked up to where the sun and moon were beginning to converge, before returning to his throne.

 

“It is odd, I think, that your records are so unclear on the last eclipse when they are so specific on the harvest of grain 140 years ago, or the great earthquake 30 years before that. It is strange, is it not?” probed the King.

 

“Indeed it is a mystery. One can only assume that some terrible accident must have befallen the writings. Paper is so fragile, and people so flawed,” smiled the High Priestess.

 

I know when it was,” laughed the fool, “5 score and 10, when the Queen Sirka rode to the end of her reign.” They jingled back and forth before the King.

 

“What do you think, Prince Cordus?” asked the King, turning his granite stare on the now crown prince.

 

Cordus glanced around frantically, he had hoped to escape notice, and was still worried about why the High Priestess had sent for him so urgently. He liked doing things little and doing things that put him at risk even less. “Ahhh,” he vacillated, sensing that indecisiveness would be a curse in this moment, and wishing that Assanda had given him clearer guidance on what to do should the King talk to him. He knew he did not have long to dither, with all three pairs of eyes on him. The sensible option would be to stay inside, he thought, away from people and whatever was going on with the Potence. The King, however, would not want to be thought fearful, Cordus thought. “I think we should face the eclipse outside,” he said with false surety, “we should witness it ourselves.”

 

“The boy speaks with wisdom,” remarked the High Priestess with a warmth that had been lacking entirely from her voice when she he had been instructing him before, “we would be fools indeed to miss this chance to see Salak and Coros meet.”

 

The fool did a jig and bowed in supplication to Assanda and Cordus. “When the Gods meet we all must bow, and no walls will do them justice. It is a sign that none can ignore!”

 

The King leaned to one side, his brow furrowed in thought. It seemed to the Prince that the fool’s words were warnings. He wanted to know what the High Priestess knew, and what had happened to  Queen Sirka, who in the history books had died suddenly and been succeeded by her eldest son who had then not spoken of her again. He looked surreptitiously at the High Priestess’s neck, as the fool had said, but all he saw was the icon of the Church.

 

“Come,” King Grintrag commanded suddenly, having reached a decision, “we go to the courtyard, where we shall observe the phenomenon. To not witness would be cowardly, and I am no coward.”

 

The four of them walked as a procession through the halls and staircases of the great castle, passing only torchlit stone and armour-clad guards with trained austerity of manners on their way to the great doors. As they reached the outside, the world held its breath as Coros and Salak began to meet, the moon beginning to move in front of the sun as noontime approached. The group stood still and the world began to dim.

 

“How long until…?” Prince Cordus quavered, wishing he was back inside. He was unashamed of his cowardice and thought that the great bricks of the castle wall would be some protection at least against whatever was going to happen, his instincts screaming that it would not be good, whatever it was.

 

“Soon,” murmured High Priestess Assanda to him. She pulled him a few steps away from the King and the fool, who both seemed transfixed, though they did not stare directly up, not yet at least, for fear of hurting their eyes. “When the eclipse begins, you must do exactly as I say, exactly when I say it. Do you understand? No hesitation if you wish to survive.”

 

“You do know what happened last time!” he whispered to her angrily.

 

She reached into her long robe, pulling from it a mean looking knife about as long as his forearm, and handed it to him with a purposeful glare. The blade was neither a kitchen knife nor one for combat. Instead it had a wave like undulation through it, and its hilt was etched with text that Cordus had no time to read. “No hesitation, you understand.” This time it was not a question. Prince Cordus held the knife helplessly, and then, glancing nervously at the King, put it behind his back, out of sight, not that the King was watching him.

 

Directly above them, Coros and Salak reached alignment, and the sky darkened. Stars punched through, tiny perforations of light around the crown of fire that rimmed Salak’s edge. A strange rhythmic rushing noise became audible, quiet at first but gradually becoming louder. As the noise began, it became clear that Coros and Salak had stopped moving altogether. At totality, they were locked in place, but they were not unchanging. A point of silvery golden light, argent and sun-bright appeared in the middle of the eclipse, beating in time with the noise they could all hear, and slowly growing. Despite the shine from the fire in the middle of the eclipse, no light was cast on the land, and all remained dim.

 

“It comes!” cried the High Priestess falling to her knees and looking up at the strange sky, “as Coros and Salak meet the barriers fall and the Potence of the gods flows unshackled!” Her shout was raw, incongruous with her typical self-control. As she fell to the ground Cordus recognised in the eclipse the symbol of the Church — a golden rim around a black circle, a point of burning silver at its heart.

 

Cordus was awed, but also increasingly fearful about the long knife he was hiding, dropped to his knees beside her. He turned to the High Priestess, panicking inside. “What do I do?” he implored, now craving her instruction in the face of the strange sight above.

 

“It has been good serving you my King!” shouted the fool, who turned and ran back towards the castle, as the rushing noise and the fire in the eye of the eclipse intensified.

 

“What?” growled the King, turning his eyes from the fearsome sky, “what is going on now?”

 

The High Priestess gathered herself, and shot Cordus a glare. “Stab him,” she shouted, “at the conjunction of the gods, the ruler of men must die by the hand of their successor! Thus has it always been.”

 

“What?!” yelled Cordus standing and recoiling, as the King bellowed, “Not today!” and drew his own dagger. Grintrag, had no compunctions about killing another family member and lunged towards the Prince, while Cordus was saved only by the fact that he was already lurching away. The fire in the eclipse grew stronger again.

 

The High Priestess stood, gesturing with one hand and muttering something under her breath. Around the King the air seemed to thicken and congeal, rendering all attempts at movement lethargic and futile. He seemed to try to speak, but his jaw would not form words, pushing against some invisible force.

 

“You must kill him now!” urged the High Priestess, her implication clear.

 

Prince Cordus was not moral, and although he lacked skill, drive, and any intention of achieving highly, he had a strong self-preservation urge and no love at all for the man who had killed most of his relatives. Flicking his gaze for only a second to the horrifying sight in the sky, he stepped forwards, and plunged his knife into Grintrag’s neck, feeling no resistance from whatever held the King in place. Grintrag’s lifeblood flowed strangely from the wound, spreading as if it was impeded by whatever force the Assanda controlled with the Potence. The Prince stepped back in disgust at both what he had done and the ensuing strangeness.

 

From the beating flame in the middle of the eclipse, a filament of silver fire pierced the air and speared down through the heart of the King, as his life ebbed away. His body was pulled into the air, dangling for a moment. Then, as quickly as a stone sinks beneath the surface of a lake, he was gone, enveloped momentarily in white flame, leaving only ash and the knife behind, which fell to the ground with a clank. The rushing noise stopped, Coros and Salak began to separate, and the moment passed.

 

Turning to face the High Priestess, Prince Cordus wailed “what in the names of Coros and Salak was that?!”

 

The High Priestess relaxed and turned to him, a beneficent smile settling on her countenance. “That was the sacrifice we all must make whenever the gods converge. As it is written, when Salak occludes Coros, the gate to the land beyond is opened and the Potence will unmake the world, piece by piece. It can be sealed only with the blood of our ruler, and the writings are clear on who must do it. So you see, the King had to die, and you had to kill him.”

 

“But… where is it written? And, how do you know that that’s what you have to do?” Prince Cordus asked, the adrenaline leaving him feeling hollow. In his stomach a pit opened as the realisation dawned that he was perhaps now the King.

 

“It is written,” chirped the fool, who had appeared from somewhere, “it is just not written where you are allowed to see it. And as for how they know, how do they know anything? They are the Church, and the Gods must tell them. Be grateful that it will not happen to you, for you will surely die sooner than it happens again!”

 

The High Priestess nodded, “the fool is correct of course,” she continued, “we must ensure that this remains secret, or perhaps a monarch might choose to try to avoid it. You will support our efforts in this, and the Church in turn will ensure your long and happy reign. Fortunately for you the eclipse of Coros and Salak happens only once in all but the longest lives, and you will not live that long.”

 

She walked forward and took his uncertain, dithering hand, bowing to him. “The King is dead,” she said, “Long live the King!”

Ukraine’s rare earth resources are also not worth $500 billion at all.

The broad terms of the “exchange of Ukrainian minerals for peace” agreement were that 50% of the minerals extracted from the “new mining area” would go to Ukraine and 50% to the United States.

In fact, all of the above is a gimmick. There is no substance to it.

But if the U.S. and Ukraine sign this treaty, on the one hand, Trump can give an account to the domestic public, and at the same time, it will create pressure on Russia to negotiate.

It is well known that the Kurds, in conjunction with Blackwater, occupy a large part of northern Syria and that the oil fields are under Blackwater’s control, and both Russia and the Syrian government forces are well aware of this but do not want to enter into direct conflict with the U.S., so they generally bypass this area.

US forces loot more Syrian oil
The oil theft and smuggling operation comes two days after a brutal US attack on Syria and Iraq

Once the U.S. demarcates an area in Ukraine, the so-called “new mining area”, and Blackwater moves in, the Russian military will be wary of attacking the area on its own initiative. Isn’t this the “security guarantee” that Zelensky demanded?

Zelensky mentioned “security guarantees” to Ukraine during the US-Ukraine talks, which means he asked Trump to send US government forces or NATO forces into Ukraine for peacekeeping. Only if Trump provides “security guarantees” to Ukraine will the Ukrainian army cease fire. How could Trump agree to this?

Biden didn’t send U.S. government troops to fight in Ukraine, and Trump is just as unlikely to send U.S. government troops to peacekeeping in Ukraine. At best, Trump’s bottom line is to send private mercenary firms like Blackwater into the so-called “new mining area”.

In fact, before Zelensky flew to the U.S., the specifics of the so-called “exchange of Ukrainian minerals for peace” had already been almost fully negotiated during Rubio’s visit to Europe, and the White House only needed to hold a signing ceremony between Zelensky and Trump.

However, as we saw from the media broadcast, Zelensky and Trump got into another argument over the “security guarantees” to be given to Ukraine after the ceasefire.

One can only blame Zelensky for being too stupid to understand what Trump meant, or for being so over the top in his performance style that he willfully ignored Trump’s intention to “exchange of Ukrainian minerals for peace” and continued to foment populism in the country with his pathos.

Of course, Europe’s left-wing politicians are intentionally working against Trump, with the British Prime Minister making a point of giving Zelensky a soothing reception when he returned to Europe and went on to sign more than 2.2 billion pounds of loan agreements to Ukraine.

If Russia and Ukraine fail to achieve a ceasefire within six months, then Trump’s campaign promises will be broken, his popularity ratings will fall, and he will be at a disadvantage.

The fact that Trump brokered a truce in the Russo-Ukrainian war was a gift to the young people of Ukraine so they wouldn’t have to die for it. Unfortunately, Ukrainians have gotten carried away by nationalism.

Poor Comrade Chuan Jianguo, all his hard work was treated like a donkey’s liver and lungs by Zelensky.

So let’s just wait and see Trump strike back at these left wing politicians in Zelensky and Europe, good show.


This story of Zelensky ripping into Trump has reached the Eastern superpower.

Don’t get me wrong, when I say eastern superpower here I mean India, the eastern superpower with a population of 1.4 billion.

Modi was shocked by this.

Not long ago during Modi’s visit to the US, Trump had explicitly and implicitly stated that he would increase tariffs against India in the future as well.

Trump’s intentions were also clear that when he was done with Europe he would take care of India.

But Zelensky’s backlash against Trump has completely disrupted the US.

Modi, exclaimed:

India’s opportunity is here and it can’t be stopped 😁


In any case, all this has nothing to do with China, but only with the United States, Russia, Europe and Ukraine.

As bystanders and neutrals, we call for world peace. On many occasions, we have put forward peace initiatives and used our diplomatic good offices, which, unfortunately, have been ignored.

We are not stakeholders in the Russian-Ukrainian war, and in our opinion it doesn’t make much difference to the civilians whether they will be ‘Russian citizens’ or ‘Ukrainian citizens’ in the future, life goes on as usual, and the land is just something the politicians want.

As one world power, we have done our best at the humanitarian level. In the Russian-Ukrainian war, we did not provide weapons, but we sent a steady stream of living goods to the Russian-Ukrainian war zone, guaranteeing that the lives of civilians in the war zone could continue.

As the future No.1 superpower, we watch the United States, Russia, Europe, and Ukraine continue to fall into chaos, while we have more important things to do.

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He did. It was only a few years ago. The company hired my new boss, even giving me the opportunity to interview him and submit my recommendations. From the first day, my new boss wouldn’t talk to me. I had to go in a few weeks later and ask him how I was doing. He didn’t say much, said I was fine, and provided little information. So the days, weeks, and months went by. I continued to do my job, manage my team, but eventually realized he had to have other plans because he tried little effort to build any type of relationship. Each day I expected to be let go. Not sure why at the time, but he never made any effort to make things better. Then one day, on his one year anniversary, he called me on the telephone to tell me, my services were no longer required. Even though prior to him, I always had good performance reviews, good salary raises, good bonuses, and no complaints from anyone that reported to me. I had a global team of about 30 employees report to me. Four countries, and 17 offices in the US.

It turned out, that he wanted to replace me with a good friend of his from his previous company. He had a one year noncompete contract with his previous company, where he wasn’t able to take anybody with him for one year. One year to the day, I was fired, and his buddy was hired. In fact, he had already offered his buddy the job, and was training him on the side prior to me leaving the company.

I was disappointed, because I really liked the job. I liked my staff, and they liked me. But I was very professional, I didn’t need to pack up much cause I didn’t have much left there anymore. I knew the day was eventually going to come. I was surprised that he didn’t even want to meet with me, face-to-face, since our offices were only a few doors apart. The fact that he called me just showed he knew what he was doing was wrong.

To this day, I think about that job often. It was one of my most favorite jobs, and I truly enjoyed what I was doing, and was doing it well. Shortly after I was fired, a few other of my staff members quit. That made me feel good, but still could not correct the situation.

What was nice, is because I had such good performance reviews, and nobody ever told me I wasn’t doing my job well, I felt I had justification to sue them. Therefor, I Sent them a letter, threatening to sue them for wrongful termination. I also claimed potential age discrimination. The CEO called me the minute they got my demand letter, and within a few hours, the president of HR called as well. I had a settlement check sent to me the next day. We settled, for an amount that was satisfactory, but it still never satisfied me. But at least I was able to get some satisfaction for what he did. I’m sure my boss had to address his actions, and was told about the financial cost of doing what he did.

I still talk to my previous staff, as we built a very good relationship, and wish that I still had that job. I moved on, even got more pay, a higher position, but no job fulfilled me like that one did.

It was unfortunate that he felt the need to replace a good worker with a friend. I would understand if I had issues, if he tried to console me, or had any other justification besides wanting to bring in a friend. But I guess in the end they had to pay for what they did.

I remember the day very well, when I came home, and realized my job had ended. But it felt even worse the next morning realizing I had nothing to do, nowhere to go, I need to look for a new job.

Sir Whiskerton and the Great Goat Yoga Debacle

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another delightful escapade starring none other than Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves yoga mats, wobbly goats, and a scarecrow that simply couldn’t handle the pressure. What follows is a story filled with laughter, balance beams (of sorts), and a moral that will leave you feeling centered—pun absolutely intended. So grab your downward-facing dog pose and let’s dive into The Great Goat Yoga Debacle.


Namaste, Farm Animals!

It all began one sunny morning when Mary Hoppins arrived at the barnyard with her usual flourish. Clad in a prim little bonnet and carrying both a parasol and a chalkboard, she called out cheerfully:
“Children, children! Gather round!”

Sir Whiskerton peered over the edge of the roof, his tail flicking lazily. “What now?” he muttered under his breath.

Mary Hoppins beamed as the animals gathered around her. “Today,” she announced, “we’re going to practice yoga. It’s good for the mind, body, and soul.”

“Yoga?” Doris squawked nervously, flapping her wings. “Isn’t that what humans do when they want to look like pretzels?”

“It’s more than that,” Mary replied, adjusting her bonnet. “Yoga teaches us balance, focus, and inner peace. Now, who’s ready to begin?”

The animals exchanged skeptical glances.

“I’m in!” Big Red barked enthusiastically, wagging his tail so hard it nearly knocked over a nearby bucket.

“Me too!” Buckley the goat bleated, already attempting to stand on his hind legs. Predictably, he toppled backward into a pile of hay.

Sir Whiskerton sighed dramatically. “This should be entertaining.”


Downward-Facing Dog—and Ducks

Mary Hoppins wasted no time setting up her yoga class. She unrolled mats made from old feed sacks and began demonstrating poses.

“First, we’ll start with Downward-Facing Dog,” she said, bending gracefully into position.

Big Red immediately mimicked her, stretching his front paws far ahead of him. Unfortunately, his back end remained firmly planted on the ground, making him resemble more of an awkward bridge than a dog.

Ferdinand the duck tried next, but instead of bending properly, he quacked loudly and flapped his wings. “I think I prefer singing sensations to silent stretches!” he declared before waddling off to compose a new song about yoga.

Meanwhile, Buckley attempted Tree Pose by balancing on one hoof—but only succeeded in knocking over three chickens and a very disgruntled Bessie the tie-dye cow.

“Balance is harder than it looks,” Harriet clucked sympathetically as Lillian fainted dramatically onto a mat.

Sir Whiskerton watched from his perch, smirking. “Clearly, this was a terrible idea.”


Big Red’s Scarecrow Saga

As the chaos unfolded below, Big Red decided to take his yoga practice to the next level. Spotting the scarecrow standing tall in the middle of the field, he bounded over with determination.

“This will be perfect,” Big Red thought aloud. “If I meditate on top of the scarecrow, I’ll achieve ultimate enlightenment!”

Without hesitation, he leapt onto the scarecrow’s shoulders and settled into Lotus Pose. For a brief moment, everything seemed serene—until the scarecrow creaked ominously beneath his weight.

“Uh-oh,” Ditto echoed nervously from the sidelines. “Uh-oh!”

With a loud snap , the scarecrow collapsed mid-pose, sending Big Red tumbling into a pile of straw. The other animals gasped in horror as the once-proud scarecrow lay sprawled across the field, its hat askew and arms dangling limply.

“What have you done?!” Sir Whiskerton exclaimed, hopping down from the roof. “That scarecrow kept the crows away! Without it, Edgar will descend upon our crops like a feathered plague!”

Big Red whimpered, looking genuinely remorseful. “I just wanted to find my center…”


Chaos—and Calm—Ensues

As if on cue, Edgar the crow swooped down, cawing triumphantly. “Looks like lunchtime, everyone!” he croaked, eyeing the scattered vegetables.

Panic erupted among the animals. Doris fluttered wildly, shouting, “We’re doomed! Doomed, I tell you!” while Porkchop snorted sarcastically, “Well, this is peak farm drama.”

Sir Whiskerton stepped forward, tail flicking confidently. “Fear not, my feathered and furry friends. We’ll fix this.”

He quickly devised a plan. Using spare materials from the barn, the animals worked together to rebuild the scarecrow. Rufus fetched sticks for its frame, Doris donated feathers for its stuffing, and even Ferdinand contributed by singing motivational songs (off-key, naturally).

By sunset, the scarecrow stood proudly once again, patched up and ready to resume its duties. Edgar eyed it warily but eventually flew off, muttering something about “overrated snacks.”


A Happy Ending

With the scarecrow restored, Mary Hoppins gathered the animals for one final lesson.

“Remember,” she said gently, “yoga isn’t about perfection—it’s about finding balance within yourself. And knowing your limits.”

Big Red nodded solemnly. “I guess I got a little carried away.”

“You think?” Sir Whiskerton quipped, raising an eyebrow.

Despite the chaos, the animals felt a renewed sense of camaraderie. Even Buckley managed to hold Tree Pose—for approximately three seconds—before toppling over again.

As the sun dipped below the horizon, Sir Whiskerton returned to his favorite sunbeam, content in the knowledge that balance had been restored—to the scarecrow and to the farm.


The Moral of the Story

Balance is important—but so is knowing your limits. Sometimes, reaching too high can lead to unexpected tumbles. But with teamwork and a bit of humor, any mess can be cleaned up—and any scarecrow rebuilt.

Until next time, my friends.
The End.

Julia Rajagopal

Detective Arthur Winson crouched over the dead body with a weary sigh. As a Capricorn, he could go days without sleep, but he didn’t feel good doing it. A short, round, dead man lay before him with no visible wounds. The only signs of distress were the black veins that ran up the man’s neck and onto his right cheek, a textbook Scorpio poisoning.The air in the apartment was hot and stale. Under his suit coat, Arthur’s broad back was wet with sweat. His temporary partner, a Gemini named Derek Tomasso, stood in the corner of the room. With a shake that always reminded Arthur of a wet dog, Derek split himself into two people. The two Dereks began walking around the crime scene in opposite directions.Behind him, a lab tech took samples of blood spatter on the wall. It was likely the killer’s blood, as Scorpio poisoning was bloodless. One of the Dereks inspected a gun on the floor next to the dead man’s hand.“It looks like he got a piece of the killer,” Derek said. “It’s hard to surprise an Aquarius.”“The victim probably saw the killer coming and thought he could stop him,” Arthur agreed. “But seeing something and doing it are two different things.”“This is the third Aquarius murder in two weeks,” the other Derek said from across the room. “They should make a public announcement.”“We won’t get authorization,” Arthur said. “People are murdered every day, and these murders have no connection. What do a love psychic, a homeless guy, and a financial advisor have in common?”“What was the homeless guy’s specialty?” Derek asked.“He didn’t have one. He was mentally ill and an addict,” Arthur shrugged. “That happens sometimes with powerful Aquarius psychics.” It was why most parents were careful not to give birth to an Aquarius, despite the apparent advantages of a child who could predict the future.“So, the killer makes it past the security downstairs,” Derek said. “He enters the apartment where the victim is waiting with a gun. The victim shoots but only grazes the attacker, who knocks the gun out of his hand, poisons him, and flees before security arrives.”“The killer is a Scorpio, so they may have the power of invisibility,” Arthur agreed. “I’m surprised the victim didn’t have more security.”

“Some people want to live simply,” Derek shrugged. Derek’s family had a house on Boxer Island. He’d invited Arthur, but Arthur declined, not wanting to force his overgrown orphan self on his partner’s family.

“The chief wants to talk to us,” the other Derek said, holding his cell phone. So that was the original. Gemini couldn’t duplicate technology.

“I’m sure he does,” Arthur stood. “These murders have a connection, and the killer is working their way up the social ladder.” He glanced away as Derek merged with himself. They left, dodging the uniformed officers and the lab techs in the hallway. Down in the car, Arthur buckled his seatbelt as his partner started the engine.

“So, what do a love guru, a financial advisor, and a homeless guy have in common?” Derek asked as he drove. “That sounds like the start of a dirty joke. But seriously, it’s nothing.”

“They probably share a killer,” Arthur pointed out as he closed his eyes. “Though there are plenty of Scorpio assassins, so maybe not.”

“The victims are also all psychic,” Derek agreed.

“Which means they all probably knew something they shouldn’t,” Arthur agreed. “But is it the same something or different somethings?”

 

“What do you have so far?” the Chief asked, leaning a thick fist on his desk. As an Aries, he was leadership material, but his style was aggressive on a good day. Arthur sat beside Derek in the chairs on the other side of the desk. The Chief’s office was old and worn, much like the man himself. It was painted in shades of brown, most of which had faded to tan.

“The financial advisor was managing seventy-three accounts,” Arthur reported. “Including the investment portfolio of a restaurant group, endowments for two universities, and a hospital expansion fund.”

“Restaurants?” the Chief perked up. “Any mafia ties?”

“It’s likely,” Derek agreed. “I don’t know a restaurant in this city that isn’t tied to the mafia.”

“And the homeless man?”

“He was admitted to the hospital the day before his death,” Arthur reported. “The attending physician said he was brought in for an overdose, but when they got him conscious, he made a commotion and took off. He was murdered in an alley a day later.”

“Who was his dealer?” the chief asked. “Any connections to the restaurant group?”

“He lives on the East Side,” Derek said. “That’s Lazlo Family territory. I’m not sure if they’re connected to the restaurant group.”

“Forensic accounting will check,” the Chief said.

“What about the love psychic?”

“Nothing so far,” Arthur admitted. “But we were only halfway through the interviews when we caught this case.”

“Split up and get them done. Use that new Virgo woman,” the Chief ordered.

“Interrogator Messi. She can come with me,” Arthur said to his partner, who nodded good-naturedly. The Chief dismissed them, and they returned to their desks, where they reviewed the financial planner’s documents and emails.

By eight, Derek had left, but Arthur kept working. He was never sure if it was because he was a Capricorn or if he loved his job. Several hours later, the sun had risen, and Arthur was no closer to a solution. He rubbed his tired eyes and then jumped. Standing next to his desk was Interrogator Messi. She wore a brown striped suit and a surprised expression.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you,” she said as she tucked thick brown curls behind dainty ears. “I’m a bit early.”

“No, I’m glad you’re here,” Arthur stood and grabbed his coat. “There are a couple of people I’d like to get to before they go to work.”

“Oh, I’m sure you have time to change your shirt,” Messi said, glancing down at a stain on Arthur’s chest. He blushed and went to the locker room, where he showered and brushed his teeth. He was back in less than ten minutes. Messi was sitting on his desk next to two coffees. She was paging through the love psychic’s pink planner.

“These three people were supposed to meet with Ms. Rollings the day of her death, and these three had meetings booked for the next day,” she held up a slip of paper with names on it.

“We’re still working through the last people she saw,” Arthur said as he took a coffee.

“But why murder someone for something already said,” Messi protested. “The cat’s out of the bag.”

“You have a point.”

“Really?” she asked in surprise. “I mean, it’s just a thought.” She tucked her hair behind her ear again.

“It’s a good thought,” Arthur said. “Let’s do it.”

The first address was a swanky building in the Synastry neighborhood. Arthur and Messi beat rush hour traffic and arrived quickly at the fancy address. The woman was a well-manicured mother of two who had wanted to ask the psychic about her teenage daughter’s first boyfriend. When Messi apologized for interrupting their morning routine, the woman shrugged a cashmere-clad shoulder.

“The nanny has it covered,” she said. “I don’t know what to tell you. I wanted to consult Rollings about Jessica’s new boyfriend. I want to make sure it’s a healthy relationship for her first love.” Arthur thought letting her daughter live her life would be healthier but said nothing. He showed the woman the pictures of the homeless man and the financial advisor, but she didn’t recognize them.

“How did you hear about Ms. Rollings?” Messi asked.

“I heard about her from Tracy Rochester,” the woman answered. “She just got engaged and was supposed to consult with the psychic about her fiancé. I don’t know why, though. He’s a doctor.”

“Oh yes! She’s on our list of people to chat with,” Messi said. Arthur frowned at the breach in protocol.

“If you go now, you’ll catch her leaving yoga. It’s right around the corner,” the woman said, giving them the studio’s name. She then drifted off to check on her children. The detectives let themselves out.

“She’s telling the truth,” Messi told him in the elevator. “She has no idea who did it.”

Arthur and Messi walked to the address and waited at a cafe next door as sweaty white women filed out of the studio.

“There she is,” Messi pointed to a tall, thin woman in a green sports bra. Arthur wasn’t sure how she could tell them apart.

“Tracy Rochester?” Messi asked with a friendly smile.

“That’s me!” the woman smiled. Her smile faded as she glanced up at Arthur’s lurking form. Messi introduced them and ushered the woman to a table at the café before Arthur could speak. He was beginning to see the benefits of having an interrogator on the team.

“We’re just chatting with everyone about their appointments with Ms. Rollings,” Messi said.

“Yeah, of course,” Tracy said, sipping from an expensive water bottle. “It’s no secret. I just got engaged, and I wanted to do a consult. Everyone does it.” By everyone, she meant the wealthy elite who could afford the five-figure fee. Arthur tried to keep a neutral face.

“Congratulations!” Messi said. “So, you were going to consult Ms. Rollings about your fiancé?”

“Yeah, he’s a resident at Saint Anne’s,” Tracy smiled. “Dr. Mike Maddix. He’s in the ER. He literally saves people’s lives.”

“Saint Anne’s?” Arthur spoke up. “How long has he been working there?”

“Like four years,” Tracy replied. “He’s on the fundraising committee. It’s how we met. Last year, we raised over 3 million dollars.”

“That’s impressive,” Arthur pulled out the financial advisor’s picture. “Do you know this man?”

“Sure, that’s Edward Bouchard,” Tracy said. “He just started managing the hospital expansion fund.”

“Are you aware that Edward Bouchard was murdered last night?” Arthur asked. The woman’s eyes widened.

“You’re kidding?” Tracy gasped. “Does Mike know? He just started working with him.”

“We haven’t spoken to Mike,” Messi said. “Do you know when he started working with Edward Bouchard?”

“It was only a couple of weeks ago,” Tracy frowned. “I know because he complained that they brought in a new guy. I don’t know why because the old guy was like a million years old and absolutely useless.”

“We have Dr. Rachel Ableton as the contact for the account,” Arthur said, looking at his phone.

“Oh yeah, Dr. Ableton’s name is on it, but she doesn’t do anything. She puts her name on stuff while everyone else does the work.”

“Before we head out, we noticed that you made an appointment the week before Ms. Rollings died. It was canceled last minute, and then you rescheduled for the day she died,” Messi said.

“Yeah, I had to cancel because Mike had an accident that day!” Tracy said. “It was so weird because he never drives. He crashed his car into a lamppost in a parking lot. Some kid ran out in front of him.”

“Thank you so much for your help,” Arthur said. “We should probably chat with your finance. He’ll be at the hospital this time of day?”

“Oh, always,” Tracy smiled. “Let me know if I can help in any way. I’m sure Mike will want to help, too.”

Arthur and Messi said goodbye to the woman and hurried to their car.

“She’ll be texting him now,” Messi said as Arthur started the car. “She was telling the truth.”

“He won’t run,” Arthur said. “Smart guy like that will think he can fool us.”

“Once he realizes I’m a Virgo, he’ll know he can’t,” Messi grabbed a handle as they turned a corner. Her small shoulder bumped against Arthur’s large elbow. He blushed and moved away. His cell phone vibrated in his pocket. Arthur took out the phone and handed it to Messi.

“Answer it,” he ordered.

“It’s Derek,” Messi said. She pressed the speaker button.

“Arthur!” Derek said. “We got the killer. We contacted the Lazlo family, and they gave up the assassin. They didn’t want the heat. We interviewed him, and sure enough, he killed all three victims.”

“Who hired the assassin?” Arthur asked.

“We don’t know,” Derek admitted. “It was set up through the dark web.”

“We have a lead. We’re heading to Saint Anne’s,” Arthur said. “We’re looking for Dr. Mike Maddix. Send backup.”

“On it,” Derek said. “I’ll head over now.”

“Have them wait in the parking lot,” Arthur said. “We don’t want to spook him.” The car pulled into the hospital parking lot, and Arthur parked in the loading zone.

At the front desk, Arthur and Messi asked for Dr. Maddix and were directed to the break room. They walked through the ER, a bustling place full of hospital beds and patients, nurses and doctors rushing between.

In the breakroom, they found two female nurses and a man in a white lab coat.

“Dr. Maddix?” Arthur approached the man.

“That’s me,” the doctor said. “I hear you’re asking some questions about Edward Bouchard.” Arthur shook the man’s hand. Messi smiled and nodded. The nurses glanced at them, packed up their lunches, and left.

“We just met your fiancé, Tracy,” Messi said. “She’s fantastic!”

“Tracy’s great,” Maddix agreed. “She mentioned you stopped by.”

“She was supposed to have an appointment with Ms. Rollings,” Arthur said. “Were you aware of it?”

“Yes, I knew,” Maddix frowned. “I’m sure she mentioned that I think it’s weird, but she insisted.”

“I understand why you’d be annoyed,” Arthur agreed. “It’s not very trusting.”

“I wasn’t annoyed,” Maddix said. “Just confused. The people I grew up with don’t do things like that.”

“It must be hard to keep up with Tracy’s crowd,” Messi said. “It’s a different world. All of those galas and fundraisers. How long have you been managing the expansion fund?”

“I don’t manage that. I just help out from time to time,” the doctor crossed his arms. “Dr. Abelson manages the account.” Arthur glanced at Messi, who subtly shook her head.

“Dr. Maddix, did you hire someone to kill Edward Bouchard?” Arthur asked.

“Why would I have to hire a killer?” Maddix laughed. “I’m a Cancer. I could block an artery with my power and make it look like a heart attack.”

“But you wouldn’t have an alibi,” Arthur pointed out. “Cancers have to be in the same room as their targets. Most have to touch them.”

“I don’t have to touch anyone,” Maddix said. “I’m a top-level Cancer.”

“Dr. Maddix, why aren’t you answering the question?” Arthur asked.

“You’re a Virgo, aren’t you?” Maddix turned to Messi. “I don’t have to answer any questions without my lawyer present.”

“You aren’t being arrested,” Arthur said. “We are just having a conversation. Don’t you want to help?”

“Of course,” Maddix said. Messi looked at Arthur and shook her head.

“Look, I’m going to have to ask you to leave,” Maddix stood. “I’m not saying anything else without a lawyer.”

“Then you’ll have to come to the station with us. You have the right to remain silent,” Arthur said and stood. He pulled his handcuffs out of his pocket. “You have the right to legal counsel…” Arthur stopped = as pain ripped through his left shoulder. He fell to his knees. The doctor extended his arms. Messi also fell, grabbing her arm.

“I’m not going anywhere,” Maddix cried. “I’m a good person. I save lives. I deserve a decent life.” The Doctor pinched his fingers, and the pain in Arthur’s chest worsened. He fell to his side. Messi struggled up and raised her right hand. A blinding white light emanated from her palm. Arthur closed his eyes, and it was the last thing he saw.

 

He awakened in a hospital bed to the worried face of a nurse checking his pulse. Derek stood in the corner of the room.

“Messi?” Arthur asked Derek.

“She’s fine,” Derek said. “She got your guy. Blinded him. They’re down the hall.” Arthur gently pushed the nurse away and stood. They went down the hall, where the other Derek stood beside a uniformed officer in front of a door. Arthur opened the door and went in.

Messi sat in a chair, looking tired. The doctor lay in the bed, hands cuffed to the rails, steel mittens over his hands. White bandages covered his eyes, and his face was burned like he had spent a week on a beach without sunscreen. He was unconscious, but Arthur gave him a wide berth.

“I got the recording,” Messi whispered. She led him out the door, and the uniformed officer took her place.

“Are you ok?” Arthur asked.

“I’m fine,” she said. Before they could say anything else, the Chief appeared from around a corner, three subordinates following.

“There you are!” the Chief called. “Excellent job. The district attorney is confident this will be a slam dunk!” He clapped Arthur on the shoulder, and Arthur winced.

“It was all Messi,” Arthur told his boss.

“Oh, I know,” the Chief smiled at her. “You’re looking at a promotion for this young lady.” This time, Messi winced.

“It’s always been my goal to make detective,” she admitted.

“We’d be proud to have you!” the Chief said. “I think I know a man who could use a partner.” He smiled at Arthur as a nurse came around the corner.

“Both of you should be in bed!” the nurse said, pointing at the detectives. The Chief shooed them away, and they followed the woman to their rooms.

Old South Caramel Cake

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Ingredients

Cake

  • 3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour, sifted twice before measuring
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 cup butter, softened
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • 6 eggs
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Caramel Frosting

  • 3 cups firmly packed brown sugar
  • 2 cups milk
  • 4 tablespoons butter
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 325 degrees F. Butter two 9 inch layer cake pans and line the bottoms with parchment or wax paper.
  2. Butter the wax paper. Sift flour with baking powder and set aside.
  3. In a large mixing bowl, cream butter until fluffy, then gradually add sugar, beating until creamy.
  4. Add eggs, one at a time, and beat in thoroughly.
  5. Add flour mixture alternately with the milk, beginning and ending with dry ingredients. Stir well after each addition, but do not over-mix.
  6. Stir in vanilla extract.
  7. Turn the batter into the prepared pans.
  8. Bake until the tops of the layers spring back when lightly touched, about 35 minutes.
  9. When the cake is done, cool 10 minutes in the pans, then turn out onto cake racks to cool completely.
  10. Combine brown sugar and milk in a large saucepan. Bring to a boil and cook, stirring constantly, to soft-ball stage (234 to 240 degrees F).
  11. Remove from heat, add butter and vanilla extract, and beat at high speed until thick enough to hold to the cake when spread. If the frosting becomes too thick, beat in a few drops of hot water.
  12. Spread Caramel Frosting over one layer of the cake, top with the other layer and cover the top and sides of the entire cake with the remaining frosting.

In the 1980s, Rajiv Gandhi went to the US for a visit and he was treated like Royalty. Reagan even held an Umbrella for Rajiv when it was raining.

Xi and China welcomed the Sri Lankan President with a full ceremony, giving him the ultimate honor

Neither man had to force their strength

Reagan may be carrying the Umbrella but his strength was so strong that it didn’t need any show of force at all. His personality was enough

So was Xi. The sheer power of the man radiated from within and didn’t need talk or demonstrations

Trump is a vain, petty man where Weakness oozes from within

He is like his bearded buddy of 56 inches and laser eyes from a few thousand miles away

He has to use speech to try and look intimidating and has to make all those “Reality Show” gestures

In reality, his weakness is exposed

Putin and Xi haven’t budged a millimetre to a single statement of his

The truth is The US no longer worries China or Russia. They have reached a level where the US is more a nuisance than anything else

So Trump has to show his strength to Zelensky

The whole dog and pony show was meant for the MAGA masses

Like a low rated reality show

He could have met Zelensky behind closed doors and delivered the same message

Instead by dressing down Zelensky, he likely gained the idiot sympathy from his fellow Ukrainians and even from the leaders of the Global South

And he is making Putin look bad

He is making Putin look like this Goldfinger like Bond Villain who controls Trump by bending over to him so much


It is a comical farce, everything happening in the US is

In fact the world’s greatest patriot could be one of those secret Service agents who reads about Caligula and gets inspired by it

Too much sparkle can blind you to what truly matters

This question solidifies the entire problem with America.

Why should the U.S. be doing anything to counter the rise of China – Does it dislike the Chinese people so much that it wants them to stay poor farmers and use a horse and cart?

Why should America consider itself the leader of the free world? > Did you know fewer people are involved in the decision of who is being put up as a presidential candidate than who is going to lead China. Let that float around your noggin for a bit.

China has been working away to build its country with very little conflict. Can you say the same for America?

What about the South China Sea?

America hosted war games in the South China Sea some years back, I forget the actual year. It showed it could block off the trade routes of China. It was an antagonistic show of force. China looked at this and thought well, this is no good. It then started building out some of the sand Islands in the South China Sea to aid in its protection from the warmongering USA and friends. Countries need self preservation when it comes to the USA, is this right? No of course it is not right—America is a bully.

The Coming War on China (2016) ⭐ 7.0 | Documentary, History
1h 53m | TV-PG

Geopolitics

America does not like any country that feels it should have a say in global affairs, be that China, Russia and soon enough, India will have problems. America runs on a toxic culture of exceptionalism, which is kind of ironic when it is the child of history.

America could only dream of the level of technology China has. It could make it more of a reality of it did not spend most of the countries money on the (MIC) Then it could offer its citizens a higher living standard.

Global Infrastructure

Show me a country investing in Global Infrastructure—The Belt and Road Initiative (BRI) is a massive global infrastructure and development project initiated by China in 2013. Its primary goal is to enhance trade and investment flows between Asia, Europe, and Africa, with a focus on building and upgrading infrastructure such as roads, railways, ports, and energy pipelines.

The only thing I have seen America do is blow up infrastructure

The (BRI) is just one of the reasons America is seeding anti-China propaganda around the world. It is directly leaning on Australia to lower cooperation between the nations. Even though Australia’s pay cheque comes from China.

China Military Buildup

Newton’s third law simply states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So, if object A acts a force upon object B, then object B will exert an opposite yet equal force upon object A – China knows all too well that with it’s economic rise will also bring a target on its back. As outlined above when America hosted war games on its side of the world. This has forced Chinas hand and as such we see a reaction. This has also come at a cost to every day Chinese people. As there is always only so much money to go around.

How do we build a more harmonious world?

The first step in creating a world with less conflict is to get a passport – then travel, see that we are all very much the same. Some countries have better coffee, some have no coffee or milk at all, that is difficult to take. I have travelled all over this world, and I am yet to meet a person where I thought their country deserves to be held back from developing.

What makes some people believe Taiwan is comparable to Ukraine?

Ukraine has some of the best soil growing crops;

Ukraine has mines;

Ukraine has technologies including scientists (not yet escaped) inherited from USSR;

Ukraine is in the middle of the largest continent, and can be used to counter Europe, Russia, the US and even China;

Ukrainian women are popular, they can sell their bodies well (either as prostitutes or marrying someone);

Even before the war, the situation was the girls wanted to move out of Ukraine and the boys were taking cheap drugs. There were hard working girls and old women, but they could do little to revive the country.

Taiwan is mountainous, unfriendly to peasants / farmers;

Taiwan has close to zero valuable natural resources;

The indigenous R&D was already totally destroyed by the US decades ago. The people doing R&D in private companies except semi are old, there is no passing down of knowledge and expertise through generations, like what is happening in many countries (Japan, US);

Taiwan is basically a big island (and many other very small islands), it can be only used to counter China, dozens of times bigger in everything;

Taiwanese women are free for whites (including Turks), 99.99% of them don’t have a dream, they are aboslutely satisfied with their lives (there were tragic stories during COVID but the people didn’t care). Recently a former student political movement leader, a long time prostitute was arrested in the US (wait, maybe I have seen her or some other Taiwanese freedom fighter’s nude pics somewhere, can’t remember. I would have been impressed if she’s good).

Liu Qiaoan, who is celebrated as the Goddess of the Taiwanese Sunflower Movement in 2014, has been arrested by ICE as an illegal immigrant charged with multiple crimes. She will be deported. What a difference a decade makes. Note: The Sunflower Movement led to the Occupy Central/Umbrella Movement in Hong Kong later the same year, using similar tactics, organization and means of communication. Both were obviously well funded and planned, just like how Liu Qiaoan was the hired help planted within the crowd.

In which ways are they similar?

Oh I forgot to mention. US did give money and weapons to Ukraine. In 1996, when Taiwan was more like a opponent, the US refused to provide any form of help to Taiwan but instead to tell them stop barking to irritate China (that’s from a former General of ROC).

Julie Grenness

Jade stood gazing at her reflection. Beautiful bride, white satin, a veil of lace, stylish shoes, her face aglow. Then she paused, it as still her fantasy. Jade had bought her wedding gown years ago, as a teenager. She had chosen her veil and shoes, designed and stocked all the wedding invitations, imagined her bouquet, her hair style. It was her quite reasonable expectation that she would have been married in that frock, as soon as the handsome suitor proposed. She could visualize him on bended knee, offering his mother’s pearl and diamond engagement ring. Oh, so romantic….But no. Despite being raised in a church choir of likely young prospects, no one had ever chosen Jade to be his bride. Every now and then, she would spend yet another solo evening, trying on her wedding regalia. She had turned 33 years old. Time had passed, she had spotted her first grey hair.Jade smiled wryly. She looked like Miss Havisham in her classic text book, Dud Expectations, written by that fun guy, Chazza Dickens. Wow, that was another riveting thought. Jade’s stern father was a widower. He was even now a minor lay preacher, laying on hands, and ministering in the flock of devout Christians.Jade’s father had warned her about being immoral, and wanted her to save herself for wedlock in the church. God would send her a husband and lots of children. He could be their Grandpa Grumpy. Jade pondered on all the reasons why she was cross with God.She had dutifully trained to teach English and Religion to some very sulky teens in her church’s system. One day, she realized that the teens hated English essays more than they ever had. So, Jade promoted them all onto higher things, and resigned.She kept her teaching registration up to date, and chose to tutor reading online, which she really loved. Jade left sharing her father’s home, and rented her own simple pad. It was a bit run down, but it would do until the groom came along to rescue her.One slight hiccup, working online at home was very isolating. How could she ever meet this invisible husband? She decided to consult a local astrologer, who had quite an interesting profile. The lady, known as Madame, the Mystic, agreed to make an appointment for Jade.Madame, the Mystic, expected up-front fees. So Jade sorted that, and consulted her future prospects with the astrologer. The two chicks shared a coffee, then Madame read Jade’s coffee grounds in her cup. She then read the tarot cards, and cast an individual horoscope for her new client.”You must lighten up, and be open to love. You have a powerful guardian angel. You must take your online career to the best coffee shop in town. Make sure it has a powder room. You must smile at likely men. You must never give up the ghost. You must follow my sheet of instructions for pleasing your angel, first thing in the morning, and before you go to bed…… Love will find its own path, right to your heart, just when you least expect it. I predict the letter B will appear. “Just then, Madame, the Mystic’s dog wandered across this site of prophecies. His name was Golden. He was also known as having psychic energy. Why, he had even told Madame what his name was, by communing with his owners’ third eye. He wagged his tail, as he sat down, and offered his paw.Madame, the Mystic, spoke again. “Look ,Golden gives you his paw of emotional support. I have a sale on Tarot cards, consult my daily horoscope for your true love, to guide you for all your happy days ahead. Plus here is my sister Charlene’s phone number. You also need her to direct you in fashion and colorful zen. She will provide a color palette, personally tailored. It is not any woman’s job to fix men. Be aware of any sign and symbol of friendship, Maybe you need a pet to share your future, always there to welcome your nurturing heart. Got to love a puppy!”

Jade did a quick think. “I don’t need a puppy. I want to meet a man to love.” The mystic astrologer spoke again…..

“Peace will flow, consult your guardian angel, always there in each awakening dawn. You must position yourself seamlessly for love, and be grateful for the graces that appear. I advise a weekly consultation. Here is your next appointment. I shall be your guide on the side!”

Jade left the astrologer, slightly bemused. Within no time, astrology was her world. She met Charlene, spent some funds on new threads, dressing each day according to her horoscope and personal palette. No more grey and brown sensible clothing, all was aqua, yellow and bright. Her hair was tinted, with blonde tips, her make-up was featuring her eyes, sparkling with hope.

Jade now awoke half an hour earlier, just to greet dawn with her guardian angel. She rehydrated with coffee, interpreting her coffee cup, making her bed, tidying her clutter, practicing her new skills in tarot cards. Once per weekend, she rose and changed her sheets, polished and mopped, flung open the windows, and lit her sage smudging. She wafted the aroma through her flat, opened doors. She still did not need a puppy, this guardian angel was demanding enough.

Jade had not, of course, told her father, who was called Bernard. The astrologer had got that bit right. She was getting crosser with God on a daily basis, smiling at strangers was not very effective. She was getting some very funny looks at the coffee shop, as she taught her students. Still she could not fix men, as astrology states.

Life took a turn for the worse. Bernard phoned, asking Jade to take him to his appointment at an oncologist. The news was dreadful, he had stage four tumors, riddled with cancer. His prognosis was very grim. Bernard was not as upset as Jade. He told her was grateful for all the blessings his Lord had granted him during his days. Treatment was planned, so he rapidly became an in-patient at an oncology unit.

Jade and the church people visited him regularly. In between tutoring online, she made a daily pilgrimage to her father’s bedside. He went downhill very quickly, the chemo was futile. Jade had been brought up with filial piety, but inside, she was now furious with her father’s divine Lord. How could this happen to such a faithful believer?

One grey morning, while channeling her guardian angel, her tarot cards finally showed a pair of lovers. “Yeah, right.” Jade wondered, but she was now a keen follower of astrology. At her father’s bedside, she held his hand .She felt that she was never quite good enough, never met a husband, never had his grandchildren to love and cherish.

Bernard suddenly opened his eyes, he was lucid for a while. “I am so proud of you, the apple of my eyes,. You are so bright and loving. I want you to got to the chapel and pray, like you used to. God has a plan for every one of us. I shall always be loving you. This journey goes on, true love.” With that, he breathed his last, and smiled his way to eternity.

Jade was devastated. The nurses were summoned, she walked to the chapel, frozen. She sat, silently yelling at God, Jesus, the holy church, her guardian angel. More than cross, angry. She nearly kicked a hole in the church walls.

But she was well-behaved,. Not praying, just recalling some happier times with her father. As she sat in the back pew, not doing any knee mails, she felt a hand touch her shoulder. She glanced up, meeting the eyes of her father’s junior oncologist. “These things happen, ” he told her, “Look, I have seen some mysterious things here, stranger than anyone can perceive. I took a photo of your father’s monitor, as you were holding his hand.”

Jade looked at his phone, there was an image of an angel, with wings. “Is this possible?” she asked. “Can I send it your phone?”asked Dr. Ben, that was on his name tag. “it is a comfort for you. You have your own guardian angel.” He laid his hand on hers. They swapped phone numbers, and Jade soon had a miraculous image of her own guardian angel.

Nearly eighteen months later, Jade sat in the chapel. Dr. Ben had given her his paw of emotional support, and that was not all. She did have a white wedding, but not in that fancy dress, simple, fitting, respectful. His name did start with a B, after all. She cuddled their brand new baby son, healthy with a good set of lungs already. Maybe she wasn’t so cross with the greater powers after all. Madame, the Mystic, was spot on. Jade had been open to a nuanced understanding of her guardian angel, and the theory that love will find a way.

Dr. Ben sat beside her. Their baby boy looked like Jade’s father, and himself. “Welcome to the world, little Bernard Benjamin……” A journey that continues for everyone. ……

There is no possibility of US catching with China’s lead in manufacturing.

US is post-industrial. Most of its industrial skills are gone, save for a limited range, notably, the defense industry.

Plants enticed by subsidies from Biden’s Chips Act and Inflation Reduction Act appear to have encounter delays and problems. TSMC has complaint of shortage of skilled labour and cultural issues. US solar panel manufacturers claim they face stiff competition from imports, including substantial quantities from Chinese companies in Southeast Asia. IRA projects could face difficulties from Trump who does not believe in global warming.

Trump talks a lot about his tariffs bringing manufacturing home. He will find few believers.

China’s manufacturing strengths are across-the-board. They include cheaper energy, supply of materials, and labour skills. If US is willing to bear the costs and has the stamina, it could overcome each of them individually.

What it cannot do is to replicate China’s supply-chain, and the synergies that are intrinsic in the chain. The clear demonstration of this is Apple and Xiaomi.

Apple abandoned its plan to enter the EV business after having spent several years and large sums of money. Xiaomi launched its first EV, having spent about 1/2 the time and probably less money, Apple does not have a supply-chain to lean on. Xiaomi has the entire supply-chain in China at its feet.

The power of China’s talent pool makes possible the likes of DeepSeek and Unitree Robotics. US can never match this talent pool.

China and the world marveled at DeepSeek’s R1 model. It is open-source, and its training cost was only $5.6 million, apparently what a single AI expert is paid at Silicon Valley. Unitree is equally hot, its humanoid robots are making waves around the world. They can dance solo or in group, work, fight, take and receive, and more. The founders are young persons – Liang Wenfeng, founder of DeepSeek is 40, and Wang Xinxing, owner of Unitree is only 35.

President Xi is conscious of the power of the talent pool. In his meeting with Chinese tech leaders in Beijing on 17 February, he told them the time is prime for them to show their talents and give full play to their capacities. Liang Wenfeng and Wang Xinxing were both seated in the front roll.

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No. Life has really gotten bad in the last 30 or so years. I will prove it to you.

Let us talk about the average people. It is an entirely different story for the rich people.

First, it is important to remember that for an average person, life has been continuously getting better for millions of years.

It slowly started to change in the Eighties.

In the sixties and seventies, someone working in a diner in the US could buy a house and raise a few children as a single mother. Can you imagine that now?

I live in a big city in North America. My neighbors bought their house in the sixties using their income from working in a Dry-Cleaning place. Can anyone do that now?

Children used to play street hockey on the roads without worrying about people mowing them over.

There were so many coffee houses then in the big city I live. People used to get together, chat and have a great time. I met so many very interesting people from all walks of life in those cafes. I can never meet those types of people at my work place. The coffee houses are all gone now.

There weren’t this many kids with all sorts of learning disabilities then. We had plenty of teachers in the school systems then.

Now they are bringing children to schools in the city center from the suburbs that are 25 km away because they don’t have enough special education classes in their schools over there.

The traffic in my city is really, really bad now, compared to when I first arrived here, 40 years ago.

The public transport system never broke down when I first arrived here. Now it breaks down at least 2 times in a week. They have to use busses to shuttle people from subway stations to subway stations.

People are more stressed out now. They are working harder to make money that is not even enough to rent a place in a big city. Don’t even think about buying a house unless your parents can help out.

Just because you have video games and Tik Tok with stupid videos does not mean life is better. It really used to be much, much better.

Sir Whiskerton and the Radioactive Rave

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another purr-fectly electrifying adventure starring none other than Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves glowing mud, fluorescent feathers, and a radioactive rave that threatens to turn the entire barnyard into a neon disco. What follows is a story filled with laughs, puns, and a moral that will leave you glowing—not just on the outside, but on the inside too. So grab your glow sticks and let’s dive into Rufus Goes Viral (Literally).


The Glow Begins

It all started on an ordinary afternoon when Rufus the “radioactive doggie” decided to take a little detour near Catnip’s farm. As usual, he was sniffing around in search of something interesting—perhaps a bone, or maybe some leftover snacks from one of Catnip’s schemes. Instead, he stumbled upon a patch of strange, shimmering mud.

“Huh,” Rufus barked to himself, wagging his tail. “This looks… sparkly! Like me!”

Without hesitation, Rufus rolled in the mud, coating himself from nose to tail. When he returned to the farm, his green glow had intensified to a dazzling electric hue. The animals gathered around, their eyes wide with awe.

“Rufus, you’re glowing brighter than ever!” Doris squawked, her feathers ruffling in excitement. “You look like a walking lightbulb!”

“I do?” Rufus said, tilting his head. “I think I look more like a star.”

“A star? More like a supernova,” Sir Whiskerton muttered, adjusting his monocle. “But what exactly did you roll in?”

Before Rufus could answer, chaos erupted. Doris suddenly laid a glowing egg, which promptly lit up the coop like a lantern. Bessie, the tie-dye cow, noticed her psychedelic patterns were now fluorescing under the moonlight, making her look like a cosmic kaleidoscope. Even Ferdinand the duck began quacking in a high-pitched tone that sounded suspiciously like a laser beam.

“This is outrageous!” Sir Whiskerton declared, flicking his tail. “Something is clearly amiss. Rufus, lead me to this… glowing mud at once!”


The Investigation Begins

With Rufus leading the way, Sir Whiskerton set off toward Catnip’s farm, trailed by Ditto the echoing kitten (“Glowing mud! At once!”). Along the way, they encountered several peculiar sights:

  • Porkchop the Pig , who was attempting to paint himself with the same glowing substance so he’d match Bessie’s new look.
  • Lucifer the Chipmunk , perched atop Big Red the Dog, declaring himself the “King of Neon” and plotting to cover the entire farm in glitter.
  • Bartholomew the Piñata , standing eerily still while softly whispering, “Because I’m the only one who listens…”

When they finally reached the source of the glowing mud, Sir Whiskerton examined it closely. It shimmered unnaturally, emitting a faint hum that made his whiskers twitch.

“This isn’t ordinary mud,” Sir Whiskerton announced. “It’s radioactive! And judging by its effects, it amplifies whatever traits you already possess.”

“So… does that mean I’ll start glowing even brighter?” Rufus asked hopefully.

“It means we need to contain this before everyone becomes unbearable,” Sir Whiskerton replied dryly. “Doris laying glowing eggs is bad enough. Imagine if Ferdinand starts singing louder—or worse, if Bartholomew decides to philosophize nonstop.”


The Farm Turns Fluorescent

Back at the farm, things were spiraling out of control. The animals’ newfound glow wasn’t just physical—it was affecting their personalities too.

  • Doris became obsessed with being the center of attention, strutting around like she was auditioning for a poultry pageant.
  • Ferdinand tried to form a band called “The Glow Tones,” recruiting Jazzpurr to play bongos and Tony the Bear to provide backup vocals.
  • Bessie started hosting impromptu yoga sessions under the stars, claiming her glowing fur was perfect for meditation.
  • Big Red the Dog accidentally knocked over the feed trough, spilling glowing grain everywhere and turning the entire barnyard into a neon wonderland.

Even Ditto couldn’t stop echoing everything twice as loudly, driving everyone—including Sir Whiskerton—to the brink of madness.

“We must act quickly,” Sir Whiskerton said, pacing dramatically. “If this keeps up, the farmer will notice, and then we’ll have bigger problems than just glowing feathers and fur.”


The Solution

Determined to restore order, Sir Whiskerton devised a plan. He enlisted Rufus and Ditto to help gather all the glowing mud and dispose of it safely. Meanwhile, he consulted Philo the Philosophical Penguin, who suggested using clay from the pond to neutralize the mud’s effects.

“Clay absorbs radiation,” Philo explained in his usual cryptic manner. “It’s simple science—or perhaps metaphysics. Either way, it should work.”

Armed with buckets of clay, the animals worked together to scrub away the glow. Doris reluctantly parted with her radiant plumage, while Bessie mourned the loss of her cosmic aura. Even Rufus sighed as his signature green glow dimmed back to its original hue.

“Don’t worry, Rufus,” Sir Whiskerton said, patting him gently. “You’re still the brightest dog on the farm—in more ways than one.”


A Happy Ending

By sunrise, the farm was back to normal—or as normal as it ever got. The glowing mud was safely buried deep in the woods, far from prying paws and hooves. The animals gathered around Sir Whiskerton, grateful for his quick thinking.

“Well done, Whiskerton!” Doris clucked, no longer glowing but still dramatic. “You saved us from becoming a radioactive circus!”

“Yes, yes,” Sir Whiskerton said, smirking. “Though I must admit, the sight of Lucifer wearing sequins was rather entertaining.”

As the animals laughed and returned to their daily routines, Sir Whiskerton settled back into his favorite sunbeam, content in the knowledge that balance had been restored.


The Moral of the Story

Too much sparkle can blind you to what truly matters. While it’s fun to shine brightly, sometimes the best qualities are those that don’t need to glow to be appreciated.

Until next time, my friends.
The End.

Pepe Escobar: Russia BRACES for War Endgame as Trump Drives EU to TEARS, Ukraine Collapses

Stupid people ask stupid questions, and if there are too many stupid people in the West, the hegemony of public opinion naturally cannot be maintained.

This is because something is wrong with their education system.

If you ask them to make change at the grocery store, they can’t count at all, but when it comes to the dozens of genders, they can memorize them by heart.

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How stupid are Americans these days?

During the COVID-19 epidemic Trump told them that drinking bleach water would cure COVID-19, and as a result just as many Americans actually drank the bleach water and were hospitalized for poisoning as a result.

Many Americans are so incredibly poorly informed about science that about 13% of Americans between the ages of 18 and 24 actually believe the Earth is flat, from basketball players to musicians, rappers to TV hosts,

Back in 2021, Newsweek pointed out the top 10 ignorances of Americans through a large survey, and it was a real jaw dropper to read:

  • Over 20% of Americans don’t know what a Muslim is and think Obama is a Muslim;
  • Over 21% of Americans believe in witchcraft and magic;
  • over 90% of young Americans don’t know where Afghanistan is and have no way of finding it on a map;
  • that over 70% of Americans don’t know which ‘three powers’ the ‘separation of powers’ is.
  • …….

Why are Americans so stupid? And getting dumber?

Because their teachers don’t teach them any of this, their teachers teach all 70+ genders in America.

The U.S. Department of Education is absolutely responsible for the decline in Americans’ IQ.

That’s why Trump has ranted about the Department of Education on social media more than once, and the most common thing he’s said is:

The U.S. education system sucks, it’s a giant shithole, and we have the highest cost per student expenditure out of over 40 countries, but exist at the bottom of the competitiveness rankings!

TWILIGHT’S EMBRACE: A LUMINA ECLIPSE TALE

Submitted into Contest #245 in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants. view prompt

Darvico Ulmeli

 

In a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of its inhabitants, exists a planet bathed in eternal sunlight. Lumina, devoid of night, revolves around its radiant sun, the source of life and energy for its inhabitants.

 

But as the inhabitants of Lumina discovered, their dependence on the sun was not merely symbolic—it was a matter of survival. Without the sun’s life-giving warmth, the planet’s delicate ecosystem would wither and die, plunging Lumina into darkness and despair.

 

Faced with the impending total solar eclipse, the inhabitants of Lumina had no choice but to evacuate, seeking refuge on distant planets where the sun’s rays could still reach them. They left behind empty cities and abandoned landscapes, their departure leaving a profound emptiness in their wake.

 

Yet amidst the exodus, two friends, Alara and Kael, chose to defy the odds and remain on their beloved planet. They knew the risks and understood the consequences, but their love for Lumina ran deeper than fear of the unknown.

 

As they watched their fellow inhabitants depart, Alara and Kael made a silent vow to stay together until the very end. Even though they knew they could not survive without the sun, they were determined to witness the eclipse—a final farewell to the world they called home.

 

Alara, the young astronomer, explains to Kael, her friend and fellow observer, the celestial mechanics behind the eclipse as they prepare for its arrival.

 

“The eclipse is happening because of the perfect alignment of the sun, the moon, and our planet,” Alara explains, her voice filled with wonder. “As the moon orbits around Lumina, it occasionally passes directly between the sun and our planet, casting its shadow upon the land.”

 

“Is this the first time that eclipse is happening?” Kael asked with curiosity. “Why not before?”

 

“That is because the moon orbits extremely slowly.” explains Alara “It takes more than five hundred years for the moon to cross paths with the sun.”

 

Kael listens intently, his eyes fixed on Alara as she unravels the phenomenon’s intricacies. “During a total solar eclipse, the moon completely blocks out the sun, plunging our world into darkness,” she elaborates. “It’s a moment of cosmic convergence, a rare glimpse into the cosmic dance of our universe.”

 

As Alara speaks, Kael’s mind races with thoughts of the ancient prophecies and legends surrounding the eclipse. “So, this darkness we’re about to experience—it’s not just a natural phenomenon,” he muses, his voice tinged with awe. “It’s a symbol of something greater beyond our understanding.”

 

On the eve of the rare celestial event, the impending total solar eclipse, the atmosphere on Lumina crackled with anticipation and a tinge of melancholy. Alara and Kael, inseparable companions, stood atop a windswept plateau overlooking the vast expanse of their sun-drenched world. The air hummed with a finality, a bittersweet symphony of emotions swirling around them.

 

Alara’s slender fingers danced delicately over the intricate controls of her telescope, her movements precise and practiced. Each adjustment was a testament to her unwavering determination to capture every fleeting moment of the eclipse. The sensors hummed softly in response to her touch, as if eager to fulfill their duty in documenting this monumental event.

 

“Kael, this eclipse is going to be extraordinary,” Alara’s voice carried on the breeze, her words laced with a quiet intensity. Her eyes, alight with anticipation, sparkled with an ethereal glow as she peered through the lens of her telescope.

 

Kael, his rugged features softened by the golden light of the setting sun, stood beside her in silent awe. His gaze was fixed on the moon, which started to cover the sun with each passing moment. “It’s a sight to behold,” he murmured, his voice barely above a whisper. “I can already feel the anticipation building in the air.”

 

As the moon began casting his majestic shadow across the sky, Alara and Kael were swept up in reverence. Tears welled in Kael’s eyes as he beheld the spectacle before them, a mixture of awe and sorrow tugging at his heartstrings.

 

“Look at that,” he breathed, his voice barely audible over the gentle hum of the sensors. “It’s like the sun is putting on a show just for us, knowing it’s our last.”

 

Alara’s heart swelled with emotion as she followed his gaze, taking in the breathtaking display of light and color. Her eyes shimmered with unshed tears, mirroring the raw beauty of the scene unfolding before them. “We’re lucky to be here, witnessing this moment together,” she whispered, her voice tinged with gratitude and a hint of sadness. “Not everyone gets to experience something like this in their lifetime, but it’s heart-wrenching to know it’s also our farewell.”

 

And so, as darkness descended upon Lumina and the world held its breath in anticipation of the impending eclipse, Alara and Kael stood as silent witnesses to the closing chapter of an era. In the fading light of the sun’s warm embrace, they shared a bond forged in the crucible of their shared experiences, their hearts intertwined in a dance of love and loss beneath the vast expanse of the celestial canopy.

 

As the partial phase of the eclipse begins, a subtle change in the atmosphere becomes palpable. Shadows grow longer, and the once-bright sky begins to dim. Alara’s hands tremble as she adjusts her telescope, her heart heavy with the weight of impending loss, capturing the gradual encroachment of the moon onto the sun’s fiery surface. Each movement of the sensors feels like a solemn farewell to the sun they’ve known all their lives.

 

With each passing minute, the sun’s brilliance diminishes, replaced by the eerie glow of the approaching darkness. Alara and Kael exchange nervous glances, their hearts racing with anticipation and sorrow. The sensors precisely record the diminishing light, each reading a somber reminder of their impending fate.

 

As the eclipse darkness descends upon Lumina, engulfing the landscape in an eerie twilight. Alara and Kael stand side by side, their hands clasped tightly together, their breaths shallow with a mixture of excitement, fear, and profound sadness. The sensors register the sudden drop in temperature, the chilling effect of the absence of sunlight palpable in the air.

 

“We can’t survive without the sun,” Alara whispers, her voice barely audible over the howling wind, tears streaking down her cheeks, mirroring the rain of emotions within.

 

Kael tightens his grip on her hand, his expression grim yet filled with empathy and love. “I know,” he replies, his voice choked with emotion, every word heavy with the weight of their shared fate. “But at least we’ll face the end together, finding solace in our bond amidst the darkness.”

 

As the eclipse reaches its top, Alara and Kael share a final embrace, their bodies growing weaker with each passing moment. Their hearts race with fear, sorrow, and a profound sense of connection as they feel the icy grip of death closing in around them, their souls intertwined in the face of their inevitable farewell. And as they embrace, the sensors continue to record, capturing the poignant final moments of their existence on Lumina.

 

But even in the face of impending doom, they find solace in each other’s arms, drawing strength from their unbreakable bond. And as darkness envelops them entirely, they take comfort in the knowledge that they will forever be united in the eternal embrace of the cosmos. For on that fateful day, they discovered that even in the depths of darkness, there is beauty to be found. And though their lives may soon end, their love will endure for all eternity.

Let me change it a bit: what’s not good about being a rich person? When we already have everything at home, for example a big swimming pool… you tend not to be able to enjoy the swimming pool in a 3-4 star hotel… while your friends are already diving in the pool, having fun, you are just in a daze and thinking: this pool is not as big as the pool at my house..

Example two: because I like to play drums, I have the best cymbals, the term in the cymbal world is B20 Cymbals. When one day I was invited to practice at the best studio in our area, their cymbals were below my cymbals in quality.. I became lazy to play them.. I understand, music studios will not have the heart or be willing to rent B20 cymbals, especially if there will be many people playing them.. they will lose if someone plays the death metal genre which definitely hits the cymbals brutally.

Everything feels “numb” if you have everything.. in the end there is only one thing we can enjoy, which is riding an Alphard. At home, we don’t have a luxury car. My parents, wife and I don’t really care about classy cars. So every time we go on vacation, we rent an Alphard, and it feels really cool, comfortable and luxurious. Finally we decided that we will never buy a luxury car because by having a luxury car at home, we will feel ordinary when on vacation.. riding an Alphard once every two or three months is fun for me… the same fun feeling as my friends who swim in the pool of a 3-4 star hotel.

Plus: we decided not to buy the expensive down pillows that hotels usually use, so that when we sleep in a hotel, everything feels luxurious and memorable. What’s the point of paying for an expensive hotel, when your room is more luxurious than a hotel room?

My Rottweiler and the pool at home

In my opinion, having everything doesn’t make you happy. Neither does having nothing. Just being mediocre, says Vetty Vera (you can tell I’m old, from the song I know).

Edit: because the people who commented on my circle were people from the lower classes or who said that I should ‘move up a class’.. I just want to say: if I have often been in the phase: “oh so this is how it feels” many times in my life. I sit in thought: I can tell that whatever I buy, I can be sure it will give me pleasure for only 6 months, after that the sensation is gone. Anything, including the achievement of a PhD degree that I got even though I had to study for 5 years to get that degree abroad. Believe me, living in moderation is the best, you can be grateful for more small and big things out there.

Edit2: why are there still people commenting about money this and that.. when I just want to vent that having everything makes us ‘numb’ and tend to be less appreciative of the little things out there. I also want to emphasize the meaning of the word “Enough” which is rarely practiced in everyday life.

Edit 3: who advised me to donate: thanks but that’s not the topic we’re talking about here. We’ve been doing it for generations. My grandfather opened up employment opportunities for three hamlets (you can read it in my embedded answer). My father provides scholarships for underprivileged children and doesn’t charge if the patient is from our village. My mother diligently donates to orphanages. While I was only able to provide basic food assistance to my neighbors when Covid hit.

Edit 4: Sorry I disabled comments… among the thousands, there are still those who do not focus on the question.. they say I am ungrateful etc.. they say I am funny, let’s change fate and other sarcastic comments (I have deleted them all).. but after I think about it, Quora is like other social media.. I used to think Quora users were polite and highly literate.

Southern Pork Loin with Fall Flavor Infusion

This pork loin recipe is easy to make and has been a Southern favorite for generations. Apples and pork have always been a great duo and this crock pot recipe is no exception.

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Ingredients

  • 3 pounds pork loin
  • 1 apple, cut in half and sliced
  • 3 tablespoons honey
  • 2 tablespoons cinnamon
  • 1 Vidalia or other sweet onion, sliced

Instructions

  1. Slice slits into pork loin horizontally about 3/4 through meat.
  2. Fill each slit with an apple slice and drizzle honey over top.
  3. Sprinkle with cinnamon.
  4. Transfer pork loin to slow cooker. Layer onions over top.
  5. Cook on LOW for 3 to 4 hours.
  1. Alcohol– I’m not a big drinker and recently went a year without consuming alcohol. But when I drank at my friend’s wedding a couple of weeks ago. It took me 3 days to recover. I also felt anxious, irritable, and overall, like I’d been hit by a truck. I don’t know how people drink every weekend.
  2. Porn– this habit has wasted so much time in my life. I don’t know if other guys can relate, but it’s almost impossible to pick a video to watch when you get seriously into it. Because your brain is so messed up by the dopamine overload, you spend over an hour finding a video. Life is too short for this addiction. Life is much better without porn and addiction.
  3. A messy house. The average person spends around 18 hours in their home every day. Living in filth is very jarring. A cluttered house clutters your mind. Instead of pursuing the habit of being messy, get in the habit of tidying your house. Even just one room every day will go far.
  4. Being on social media. Social media is literal junk food for your brain. Stay away from it and read a book. You’ll get more out of it.
  5. Watching the news or reading newspapers—honestly, they are entirely worthless. Don’t believe me? Read a newspaper from this time last year, and I bet you find zero enjoyment in reading it.

Other unhelpful habits include:

Self-loathing behaviour. Make sure you love yourself. When you love yourself, your world changes for the better.

Gambling—remember, the bookies always win. It’s obvious why gambling is banned in certain cultures. It’s a complete waste of money and time.

Binge-watching Television. We all like a bit of TV. However, a good rule of thumb I learned from the late Stephen Covey is that for every hour spent watching TV, you should read a book ( good literature, i.e., the Harvard classics) for an hour. This way, you’re still improving your mind, not filling it with frivolous nonsense.

Littering—I hate it when people litter. It’s one of those things that really grinds my gears, and unfortunately, littering is abundant in the UK. If you litter, please stop. Littering is bad for us and the environment.

Wisdom isn’t always where you expect to find it

I was shopping one day with a friend, in a town we didn’t know too well. We ended up at a bright, new Dollar Tree, nestled in an upscale strip mall. We did our shopping, and when we returned to my car, I noticed a man on a broken down bicycle, towing a broken down little enclosure for his cat. Obviously he was very poor, and his cat looked to be very old.

As a cat lover, and just a run of the mill decent person, I left my friend in the passenger seat and said I’d be right back.

I went back in the Dollar Store and purchased a big container of orange juice, and a large pouch of cat treats ( I would have bought a more nutritional cat food, but they had none.)

When I returned, I gave the man the two items I bought, and he was very thankful. His cat ripped into those treats like he hadn’t eaten in days.

I returned to my car, only to find my friend boiling mad. How dare I leave her in the car like that? The old guy on the bike could have raped her! Her time was valuable and I had no business helping the guy! It was his own fault he was homeless!

I pointed out that there were shoppers everywhere, I was parked right in front of the very busy Dollar Tree, on a bright and sunny afternoon, and she could have locked the car doors if she was that afraid.

The rest of the day, she kept bringing it up, virtually ruining the shopping trip. She didn’t even pay me for half the gas that she said she would.

I never knew my friend was such a shallow, horrid little piece of work. The friendship ended that day, and to tell you the truth, I don’t miss her. I still think about the man and his cat, though.

Southern Barbecued Pork

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Ingredients

  • 2 onions, sliced
  • 1 (4 to 5 pound) pork roast
  • 5 to 6 cloves
  • 2 cups water
  • 16 ounces barbecue sauce
  • 1 large onion, chopped

Instructions

  1. Put 1 sliced onion in bottom of slow cooker, then add meat, cloves and water.
  2. Put second sliced onion on top.
  3. Cover and cook overnight or for 8 to 10 hours on LOW.
  4. Remove bone and fat from meat.
  5. Put meat back into slow cooker.
  6. Add chopped onion and barbecue sauce.
  7. Cover and cook an additional 1 to 3 hours on HIGH or 4 to 8 hours on LOW, stirring 2 or 3 times.
  8. Serve on large buns.

This is not related to a tech internship, but is still a bone-head move by an intern that still gets brought up years later.

The CPA firm I worked for always hired 4 or 5 summer interns and they just got picked up to help on miscellaneous engagements as needed. When they didn’t have anything to work on, they were required to email the entire department with an “available for work” email so people would know they were free.

When one of the interns sent their email, another intern friend of his accidentally hit “reply all” with three simple words: Suck my dick.

The intern just told an entire department of 60-something people including partners, managers, department heads, etc. to “Suck it.”

It was magical. Everyone got the email at the same time and you could see heads start to come up over cube walls one by one like prairie dogs. Managers slowly stepped out of their offices and everyone just stared at each other in shock.

They now offer “reply all” training as part of intern orientation.

Scott Ritter: The West is Powerless! Russia Su-57, Su-34 & Hypersonic Weapons Cripple NATO Defense!

I had been bumped to a new school because class-size reduction had ended. I had an appointment with the new principal at 2:30. It’s August and school hasn’t started yet. I get there at 2:15 and the main office is completely dark. I go to the principal’s office and there is no one there.

I sit in the dark reception area until 2:45. A lady breezes by and says that school has not started yet and to come back later. She thought I was a parent. I told her I was her new teacher. She was surprised to see me and had either forgotten about our interview or never registered it.

Our meeting was short. I started a few weeks later. She was a terrible principal. She was rude and curt to all of us. She accused us of faking illness when we were sick. The list goes on and on. Two teachers had to go on mental health disability because of her. The District Office told her if anyone else had to go on leave, she would be fired.

She was given a vote of no confidence by the entire staff, which is extremely rare. We never saw her again. She said she retired to help her husband’s business, but she was fired.

I Met My Nemesis In Retrograde

Submitted into Contest #245 in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants. view prompt

C.B. Chribby

I’m not crazy about fortune telling but you know better than to argue with science, right? I mean, experts think they’ve finally found the means to change things up a bit and allow us to drink a few potions so that things won’t be so bad in our opposite seasons, but honestly, it just hasn’t been working out for me. Take koff, that lovable drink we often take when we get up in the morning and we’re feeling down about ourselves. It gives us energy and when the moon is in retrograde, we need all the energy we can get. Well, right now after scarfing down a full meal and a hot cup o’ koff, I sleepily walk the rest of the way to work.I am a practicing Outlander, one of the seven tribes of old on the right side of the East Wind Current, you know. Pine trees and wood cabins are what people typically imagine when they think of where I’m from, but the honest to stars truth is that I live in Bortland, where the bricks and concrete outnumber the trees. Hey, at least we still have the lovely smell of the ocean to keep us… er, fresh? I’m actually thinking about just this as I idly open my fortune cookie walking down main street. I know what you’re thinking, Grace! You don’t just open one of those things willy nilly! And you’d be right, and that’s why I ended up screwed.The fortune fell out between the freshly made cracks in the cookie and landed next to a black gum-spot on the pavement. It read simply: The Moon Has Chosen You 

For those who aren’t practicing Outlanders, you probably don’t keep up with our sacred texts. This message fundamentally means, the person who spots you out in a crowd today is going to be a major player in the rest of your life. 

 

As the ancient texts prophesied, Those who are to enter one’s life during the season of your opposite star sign are those who may be called upon by the moon. When the sign comes, and yes, it will come– the players will come into contact now and forever until their souls dance together in the heavens

 

Thing is, I checked my calendar and I know that the combination of retrograde and Aquarius, the opposite season of my star sign, make this a very bad time for me. My eyes grow wide there on the sidewalk. I am careful not to look anyone in the eye and my vision is cast downward. I look to the shoes of the people around me and think to myself that any one of these people could be a potential lover or… the alternative. 

 

We were told when we were young about great stories in which heroes and villains are constantly at war with one another for the sake of destiny. It wasn’t stories of Good and Evil but rather of star signs and their rivals. Like ancient gods, and that’s exactly what they are to us Outlanders, the stars pick champions and rivals. During the time of your star sign, luck is on your side. I have lived my whole life with that knowledge, as has everyone else. 

 

One can only hope that when the moon chooses them, it will be when the moon would be in prograde and their star-sign would bask brilliantly down upon them: when you are at your strongest and best. 

 

But this was all wrong. All wrong indeed. I shuffled through the crowded streets of Bortland and took note of every pair of shoes that passed me. A pair of sports shoes with clean, white leather; a pair of boat shoes with a hole in the left front; skate shoes pair with sparkling moons and stars; some sneakers with rust-colored dirt from a base-bat field. 

 

Please no one look, please no one look

 

I made it this way to work, five minutes late. I rushed into the back room and finally lifted my eyes from the floor. My coworkers were safe because we had all already met. If there was a chance that sparks would fly today it wouldn’t be with Travis from the bakery section. 

 

Here, at Tomorrow’s Nobles, I have the sneaking suspicion that everyone is still waiting for their sign from the Moon. I don’t know the demographic of all of us employees but I can say for sure that we’re majorly Outlanders. I wear my sign of the crossed suns over my chest. Make no mistake, that’s covered up this time of year. I don’t want to risk the extra back luck I have by tempting fate with skin cancer from the sun or some lurker’s hungry eyes on my train ride home. 

 

Either way, my emblem is tucked away beneath my apron as I position myself behind the register at the front of the store. Travis from the bakery gives a dull wave from across the foyer. I wave meekly back, still reminding myself not to draw too much attention. 

 

That’s when Cassandra sneaks up behind me. 

 

“Heya, Grace,” she says to me. I practically jump out of my skin as a little squeak escapes my lips.

I whirl around toward her.

She laughs, “Whoa, what’s up with you?”

“Hi! Nothing! Shush!” I sputter. Cassandra and I aren’t exactly best buds but I’d like to think that we might be one day. She has one of those cool wolf-cuts all the cool girls wear and I just look like a plain-Jane.

 

I glance around for customers and see that we’re virtually alone on this side of the store. I pull her in conspiratorially by the elbow. “It fucking happened.”

 

“What fucking happened?” 

 

“The moon, dude. The Moon happened.”

 

She raises an eyebrow and it’s now that I realized I’ve never asked her if she’s an Outlander too. “Oh god, sorry. I forgot to tell you. I’m an Outlander and something really significant happened.”

 

“Well,” she scoffed, “It can’t be that significant. I read tomorrow’s news and there’s nothing out of the ordinary, although I was sad to see that Brooklands is closing down due to crappy sales–” 

 

“No, no, I meant to me.”

 

“Meant as in ‘it already happened’?”

 

“Huh?” I ask.

 

She blinks, “What?”

 

I scrunch my eyes closed, “Damn, sorry, let me start over. I opened a fortune cookie and–” 

 

“Dude! Seriously? While the moon is in retrograde??”

 

“Listen, I know, I know, I–”

 

“And weren’t you born in, like, August? Dude that’s extra bad luck–”

 

“I KNOW!” I whisper-shout. 

 

Just then someone clears their throat. We both jump as there’s a man standing there, hot as the fires of Venus, a black leather and canvas jacket tightly wrapped around a muscular, toned frame. His dark eyes make traces over myself and Cassandra. 

 

“Excuse me,” he says in the smokiest, deepest voice I’ve ever heard from a guy. 

 

“Yes, hi!” says Cassandra like a schoolgirl. She glances between me and him. I feel my face melting off already. 

 

“I needed some help and that, uh, ‘help desk–’” he actually makes the motions with his fingers “–was empty.” 

 

“Oh!” says Cassandra, coming down a little from the shock of this striking man’s appearance from nowhere. “Yeah, what can I help you with?” I admire her ability to roll with the punches like that. 

 

“Well, I was hoping if either of you could show me to the summoning section?”

 

“Cultural Mythos or Practicing?” asks Cassandra.

 

“You guys don’t have them together?” he snaps back. I’m starting to not like his tone.

 

“Well, one would be in our history section while the other is in spells and incantations,” I say, backing up my friend.

 

“Right,” he says. “Okay, well can one of you show me the way?” 

 

“Sure! I–” Cassandra glances at me and back to him. “Actually, I need to be up here at the cash registers, maybe my friend here can help you!” I can tell she’s trying to be helpful, but I don’t want to spend more time with this guy. Something about his attitude doesn’t sit right with me, like he’s hiding something. 

 

“Yeah, okay, it’ll be this way,” I say, rounding the register counter. I turn my head back to Cassandra and stick my tongue out at her. She just winks back. 

 

This guy’s walk is about as cocky as his words. He walks as if leaning backward, swaying his arms in stride. 

 

“So, how do you like your job here?” he asks. 

 

“I couldn’t live without it,” I say dryly.

 

“Hm, so would you say you like working here?” 

 

“I can’t imagine working anywhere else, honestly. Here we are! The history section, subsection, summoning!” 

 

“Oh, I was hoping to see the Practice section, actually. Never specified, sorry.”

 

“Oh, um. Yeah, it’s gonna be this way.” I pass through a few book-bays and we finally come to a decorated group of shelves filled with crystals, books, grimoires, tarot decks, chalk sets, toy daggers, and a select few YA books featuring witches.

 

“This is perfect! You seem to know your way around this place pretty well, good for you.”

 

I shrug, “I’m just glad I could be of help.”

 

“I look forward to it,” he says as I turn to walk away. 

 

A chill catches in my spine. “Sorry?”

 

“Oh,” he crouches to get a book on a bottom shelf. “I’m the new-hire. I’ll be replacing Debby soon.”

 

‘Debby’ who strictly goes by ‘Debra’ to employees is our manager we begrudgingly respect. 

 

“Wait, you’re our new manager?” I sort of laugh in disbelief. 

 

He picks out a thick, purple grimoire. “Yeah. My name’s David.”

I shake his hand. His shake is a little too firm with me.

 

“Grace.” 

 

“Pleasure. Well, I’ll be seeing you around.” We part ways and I practically sprint back to the register to fill Cassandra in. 

 

“He’s our new WHAT?”

 

“Yeah, I don’t know how to feel about it,” I say. “He kinda gives me bad vibes.”

 

“Girl, what? He’s cute.”

 

“Yeah, but I don’t like the way he judged you for not being at the help desk.”

 

She rolls her eyes, “That could’ve been anyone else’s job.”

 

I glance at Travis in the bakery. He’s overwhelmed with customers, scrambling to write down orders as he goes. A trickle of white smoke is coming from the toaster behind him as it begins to beep. 

 

“We’re the only ones in the store, dude. Also it looks like Travis could use a hand.”

 

Cassandra sees the drama as it unfolds, “Holy shit!” She runs off. 

 

I steep in misery for the next half-hour. I think back to the fortune and the crappy luck I’ve been having lately. But then I remember that this is just a phase. Things will get better but only in a certain amount of time. August is only six months away, after all. 

 

When I see David again, he’s wearing an apron, like me. “Okay! Since we’ve already had the pleasure of introductions out of the way, let’s talk about some new store policies.”

 

“What new store policies?” I ask. 

 

“The ones I brought over from the other store. You know, with me.” Our eyes lock and suddenly the stars make it as clear as day. His irises constrict and I can feel the room darken as mine do too. A wave of nausea blasts at me from his direction as a cold sweat begins to form on my forehead and down my neck. Every follicle of hair on my body raises. My nemesis. This is he

 

“Whoa, did you feel that?” he feigns a dizzy spell. “Was there an earthquake or something? Weird.” Without another word, he walks off. 

 

I stand there, dazed. 

 

Cassandra returns, burn marks on her apron. A little fleck of her well-textured hair smokes. “Well we got the line down, thank the stars.” 

 

“Cass,” I mumble. “The new manager…”

 

“David?”

 

“Yeah, David…” his name makes me suddenly want to vomit. I gag. “Dude, he’s my nemesis.” 

 

Cassandra blinks. I can see the gears turning in her head as she processes. Finally, her eyes half-close. “Yeah, I can see it.” 

 

I’m still rigid. “Do I…? Do I go home or something? Like do I find a new job?”

 

Cassandra leans on the register. “Nah, dude. People work with people they hate all the time. Check your star map and I bet it looks pretty much the same.” 

 

“I don’t have– oh, right, the app.” I pull out my phone and direct it upwards, as if waiting for a good signal. My little patch of stars, the ones I was born under, pass peacefully in space. When I zoom in for a better look I see a nebula I hadn’t noticed before: an explosion of greens, blues, and purples. “Shit,” I say, passing the phone to Cassandra. She whistles softly. 

 

“Looks like there’s gonna be some major changes coming soon.” She rests her hand on my shoulder. “But hey, change isn’t always bad, you know?”

 

I frown at her. “During retrograde? During Aquarius?”

 

She chuckles. “I didn’t say it had to happen right this minute… But hey, sometimes you come across a diamond in the rough.” She lifts her hand from my shoulder and I suddenly feel cold and alone. “Besides, Aquarius isn’t all that bad for me. Maybe some of my decent luck will rub off on you.” 

 

I sigh. “Imma head home early, I think.”

 

Cassandra finally brushes the soot out of her hair. “You do you, boo.”

 

★ ★ ★

I sit on the metro on the way home. I didn’t spend very long at work today, but I somehow feel completely drained. I check my phone. It’s still locked in on the image of the nebula from earlier. The beautiful bespeckled cloud will somehow form new worlds and maybe give life to some new stars. Destinies in the making, I think to myself. 

 

A waft of warm air enters through one of the metro’s open doors. Funny, I think to myself as the most pleasant smell hits me. Usually it’s so cold on the metro at night. I suddenly remember I left work early and I’m just not used to afternoons. But the smell still lingers before me, like fresh rain on old wood. 

 

Suddenly, a glimmer of light catches my eye: a pair of skate shoes with moons and stars. When I look up from my phone, someone is standing in front of me, holding a book down by their thigh. Diamonds And Forever the title reads, its little cover adorned with a glossy blue diamond. 

 

I look up and lock eyes with the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She notices me and our eyes lock. Suddenly the world feels right-side up after a long delay of upside-downs. The metro light behind her illuminates her curly brown hair like a halo around her face. I smile and she does too. 

 

“Hi,” I say.

 

“Hi!” she says back.

 

I suddenly realize I have nothing to say to her, much less think about. 

 

“Mind if I sit?” she asks, mercifully.”

 

“Oh, yeah, of course,” I say before making room. She sits right beside me and I swear gravity shifts in her direction. 

 

“I’m Grace, by the way.” 

 

“Nebula,” she says, taking my hand in hers. “You can call me Lua, though.”

 

“That’s amazing.” 

 

“Yeah?” she laughs. I realize I must be smiling like an idiot. 

 

I shift gears, “Whatcha reading?” 

 

“Ah, some book about destiny theory.”

 

“Oh cool! I work in a bookstore and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before.” 

 

“You work in a bookstore? That’s so cool!” We can’t stop talking from there as the rest of the world vanishes around us. The pains of the day dissipate behind me and the universe becomes just a little brighter.

 

★ ★ ★

Needless to say, I miss my stop.

Why Chinese Workers Are Happier Than Americans (And It’s Not What You Think!) Rednote reaction

Better work life balance in China.

Whoever asked this is either severely lacking in knowledge, or is a racist.

There are many historians who will tell you that World War II actually began in either 1931, when Japan militarily seized Manchuria from China, or in 1937, when they launched a full-scale invasion of the rest of China.

Either way, this country you say “did little during WW2” was actually the first of the Allies to fight! And yes, that was a real poster used during the war to encourage Americans to support China and its war effort.

The Japanese invasion and occupation of China was brutal, every bit as much as the Nazis’ conduct in the Soviet Union, and estimates of Chinese deaths due to the war range between 14 and 24 million people. About four million of them were battle deaths, the rest were due to privation and Japanese atrocities. The Japanese killed a quarter of a million people in China after the Doolittle Raid, and at least 200,000 in the Rape of Nanking. They did not apologize for their actions until 1972.

In any case, the willingness of the Chinese to fight on even after massive territorial losses and a terror campaign was extremely valuable to the Allied war effort against Japan.

The Chinese had to move their capital city multiple times, finally hunkering down in Chongqing in September of 1940. The Japanese couldn’t get close to it and bombed it constantly out of spite. The legendary Flying Tigers, American volunteer airmen who fought for China, were based there and there is a memorial to them in the city:

Every fighting man, machine and yen that Japan had to expend against China was a resource that the Americans, British, and Commonwealth allies didn’t have to fight against as they drove Japan back in the Pacific and from the frontiers of India. China could have just surrendered, like one country I won’t name did, and wait for the Anglo-Saxons to come to their rescue. But they fought on.

The Chinese were finally able to start driving back the Japanese in 1945 and were making progress when the atomic bombs finally made Hirohito throw in the towel. China, as a nation of 400 million people (at the time) which had been resisting aggression for 14 years, earned its spot on the UNSC in blood. They have since spent 80 years catching up to the rest of the world and regaining their spot among the leading nations.

Australia, Canada and New Zealand all contributed tremendously to the war effort in their own right. But no country other than the USSR sacrificed and suffered as grievously as China did, and China did nothing wrong to deserve any of what was wreaked upon them.

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Missing Moonlit Melon

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another whisker-twitching adventure starring none other than Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a mysterious melon, an insomniac piñata, and a lesson in wisdom that will leave you glowing like the full moon itself. So grab your sense of humor—and perhaps a flashlight—and let’s dive into The Case of the Missing Moonlit Melon .


The Mysterious Melon

It all began on a particularly serene evening when the farmer decided to plant something unusual: a melon he claimed would grow under the light of the full moon. “This isn’t just any melon,” the farmer declared dramatically, adjusting his straw hat. “It’s been imbued with cosmic wisdom!”

The animals gathered around skeptically. Doris the hen clucked nervously. “Cosmic wisdom? Does that mean it talks?”

“Only if you ask nicely,” the farmer replied cryptically before heading back to the house, leaving behind a trail of vague mumbling about stardust and enlightenment.

Sure enough, within days, a peculiar melon sprouted. By nightfall, it glowed softly, casting an ethereal light over the barnyard. The animals were mesmerized.

“It’s beautiful!” Harriet cooed.

“It’s magic!” Lillian squeaked, promptly fainting into a pile of hay.

Even Sir Whiskerton couldn’t deny its charm. He adjusted his monocle and stroked his whiskers thoughtfully. “Hmph. Cosmic wisdom, indeed.”

But as quickly as the melon appeared, it vanished—overnight, without a trace. When the animals discovered its absence the next morning, chaos erupted.


The Investigation Begins

Sir Whiskerton stepped forward, tail flicking confidently. “Fear not, my feathered and furry friends. Leave this mystery to me, the farm’s preeminent problem solver.”

He began his investigation by interviewing the usual suspects:

  • Doris the Hen: “I didn’t take it! I was too busy gossiping about how Bessie tried to meditate but ended up chasing her own tail instead.”
  • Ferdinand the Duck: “Me? Steal a melon? That’s quackery! Besides, I was practicing my new song, ‘Quackin’ Under the Moonlight.’”
  • Big Red the Rooster: “I didn’t touch it! Honest! I was… uh… investigating why the scarecrow keeps staring at me.”

None of their alibis checked out, so Sir Whiskerton turned his attention to Bartholomew the Piñata. Suspiciously, Bartholomew had been unusually quiet lately.

“Bartholomew,” Sir Whiskerton said, narrowing his eyes. “Where were you last night?”

The piñata swayed gently in the breeze, offering no response.

“Oh, don’t play dumb with me,” Sir Whiskerton huffed. “You’ve got secrets, and I intend to uncover them.”

With Ditto trailing behind him, echoing every word (“Secrets! Uncover them!”), Sir Whiskerton approached Bartholomew again, this time armed with determination—and a flashlight.


The Piñata’s Confession

To everyone’s astonishment, Bartholomew spoke. “Because I’m the only one who listens,” he rasped in his papery voice.

“What do you mean?” Sir Whiskerton asked, tilting his head.

“I took the melon,” Bartholomew admitted. “But not for mischief. For… bedtime stories.”

“Bedtime stories?” Rufus barked incredulously.

“Yes,” Bartholomew continued. “Under the glow of the Moonlit Melon, I could finally read the books I’ve always dreamed of enjoying. You see, being a piñata isn’t easy. No hands, no feet, and certainly no library card. But with the melon’s light, I found solace in tales of adventure and wonder.”

The animals exchanged glances, unsure whether to laugh or applaud.

“So you stole the melon… to read?” Sir Whiskerton asked, raising an eyebrow.

“To learn,” Bartholomew corrected. “And now I understand what the farmer meant by ‘cosmic wisdom.’ It’s not about grand revelations—it’s about finding joy and knowledge in unexpected places.”


A Happy Ending

Touched by Bartholomew’s confession, Sir Whiskerton devised a solution. “Very well,” he announced. “The melon shall remain with Bartholomew—but only during nighttime hours. During the day, we’ll share its glow for everyone’s enjoyment.”

The animals cheered, and even Doris stopped clucking long enough to admit, “That’s actually kind of sweet.”

From then on, the Moonlit Melon became a cherished part of farm life. At night, Bartholomew hosted storytelling sessions, regaling the animals with tales of faraway lands and daring escapades. By day, the melon illuminated the barnyard, inspiring creativity and camaraderie among the animals.

As for Sir Whiskerton, he returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he’d solved yet another case—and learned a valuable lesson in the process.


The Moral of the Story

Wisdom isn’t always where you expect to find it. Sometimes, the greatest insights come from the unlikeliest sources—even a humble piñata with a love for bedtime stories.

Until next time, my friends.
The End.

Ask them what their MOS is, or was.

Or if they are Navy, what their rate was. Or for Air Force, their AFSC. All of these acronyms are just fancy terms for “job” or “military occupation specialty.” (Don’t ask me what the AFSC stands for, the Air Force makes up some interesting acronyms.)

Any true service member, active, reserve, or retired will be able to give you a straight answer without taking a breath. If you want to be a dickhead, ask them where their schoolhouse was, and how long they were there. You’ll have the posers sweating bullets.

Ask them about their hair regs.

Most of us know this regulation by heart because we like to push it as far as we can before getting told to “get a haircut,” “fix your mustache,” or “go gel your flyaways down.” (And yes. Back when my curtain bangs were cut short, I got told to fix my hair quite frequently.)

Ask them if they’ve ever been ninja punched (NJPed).

As Chesty probably once said, “you’re not a real Marine until you’ve been NJPed.” You’ll get one of three reactions from a real service member. They’ll tell you no, they’ll bow their head in shame and say yes (if it’s fresh), or they’ll laugh, say yes, and tell you the story.

Non-Judicial Punishments (NJPs) are one of the more severe punishments you can receive in the military. Depending on how badly you screw up or on how disliked you are by your command, you can lose pay, rank, billets, etc. Pretty much anything you’ve worked for can get stripped away by a man (or woman) with a little shiny on their collar. And for anything between 45 days to six months, your life turns into a sh*t hole.


If they are wearing their uniform, look at their stack. You shouldn’t see the same ribbon twice. If we collect more than one of the same ribbon, we put a star on the ribbon to signify that we have two of those ribbons. Two stars on that ribbon mean you have three of those ribbons, and so on and so forth. And if you know your ribbons well, some ribbons cannot be earned twice. (Hell I don’t, I know my stack plus a few others)

Ask them what each ribbon is for. Some ribbons are earned as “milestones,” (the good conduct medal, AKA the good cookie. Congratulations, you managed to keep your shenanigans under wraps for three years, have a cookie. I mean ribbon.) Some are earned due to right place right time, some are earned due to billets you’ve filled (Drill instructor, Recruiter, etc.), some are earned for serving overseas in different areas, each ribbon tells a story. It may be a one line “Yeah, I hit the fleet and they gave me this thing after 30 days,” or it might be a story like “I earned this ribbon by being a first responder when I passed an accident on the highway.” Either way, every true service member can tell you what each of their ribbons mean.


And my favorite. “Hey Devil!” or “Hey shipmate!” or “Hey soldier!” You’ll either stop someone in their tracks with wide eyes and no color in their face, or you’ll catch a nasty attitude from some terminal E-3 who has been in trouble one too many times to give a rats ass. Or you’ll catch a poser who gives you a big grin because they have no idea what those phrases mean. Have fun!

When I was 30, I bought a home and moved in on a snowy day; the neighbor was an elderly woman. I cleared the snow in front of her home and returned to moving in. The next day, she came over with a cake to thank me, introduced her self, we sat and talked for a while. I knew she did not have a car a getting to the grocery store would be difficult on a snow day. I asked if she needed anything from the store, told her I worked in a grocery store and could bring anything she needed. I did shopping for her about once a week. would bring it too her kitchen and she put it away while we talked. Her family never came to visit. Ten years later she died. Her attorney knocked on my door and told me she gave me everything in her will. I was shocked. The attorney said she recorded a video of her saying that I became a friend and her family had not seen her in over 20 years and that she wanted this to surprise me.

The attorney did all the paperwork and court work for the county. Six months later, the family sued me and wanted to overturn my will. My neighbor had paid the attorney to cover all the estate’s legal costs. He presented the video in court. In the video she said that I was the only person who helped her in her last years and I did everything not expecting to be paid. She showed a letter from her son that said he thought she was a bitter old ***** and did not want to see her again. The Judge ruled the will would stand.

Until the day in court, I had never seen her children or siblings. Her husband died the year before I moved in. She was a retired school teacher living on a pension in a home worth about 150K. The family was upset that received every thing even the photo album of them growing up. I did not care about the photo album or the value of the estate. I decided to sell the home and the contents by auction. I put the money in a trust fund to pay $2,000 a month to the church she attended. She would have liked that, she went to service there every Saturday and was always generous with contributions to the Church.

The photo albums and her old family Bible were donated to the county Historical Society.

I saw her son about two years later, and he thanked me for helping his mother; he realized he was wrong and did not regret not getting the estate.

Madame, the Mystic.

Submitted into Contest #245 in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants. view prompt

Julie Grenness

Jade stood gazing at her reflection. Beautiful bride, white satin, a veil of lace, stylish shoes, her face aglow. Then she paused, it as still her fantasy. Jade had bought her wedding gown years ago, as a teenager. She had chosen her veil and shoes, designed and stocked all the wedding invitations, imagined her bouquet, her hair style. It was her quite reasonable expectation that she would have been married in that frock, as soon as the handsome suitor proposed. She could visualize him on bended knee, offering his mother’s pearl and diamond engagement ring. Oh, so romantic….But no. Despite being raised in a church choir of likely young prospects, no one had ever chosen Jade to be his bride. Every now and then, she would spend yet another solo evening, trying on her wedding regalia. She had turned 33 years old. Time had passed, she had spotted her first grey hair.Jade smiled wryly. She looked like Miss Havisham in her classic text book, Dud Expectations, written by that fun guy, Chazza Dickens. Wow, that was another riveting thought. Jade’s stern father was a widower. He was even now a minor lay preacher, laying on hands, and ministering in the flock of devout Christians.Jade’s father had warned her about being immoral, and wanted her to save herself for wedlock in the church. God would send her a husband and lots of children. He could be their Grandpa Grumpy. Jade pondered on all the reasons why she was cross with God.She had dutifully trained to teach English and Religion to some very sulky teens in her church’s system. One day, she realized that the teens hated English essays more than they ever had. So, Jade promoted them all onto higher things, and resigned.She kept her teaching registration up to date, and chose to tutor reading online, which she really loved. Jade left sharing her father’s home, and rented her own simple pad. It was a bit run down, but it would do until the groom came along to rescue her.One slight hiccup, working online at home was very isolating. How could she ever meet this invisible husband? She decided to consult a local astrologer, who had quite an interesting profile. The lady, known as Madame, the Mystic, agreed to make an appointment for Jade.Madame, the Mystic, expected up-front fees. So Jade sorted that, and consulted her future prospects with the astrologer. The two chicks shared a coffee, then Madame read Jade’s coffee grounds in her cup. She then read the tarot cards, and cast an individual horoscope for her new client.”You must lighten up, and be open to love. You have a powerful guardian angel. You must take your online career to the best coffee shop in town. Make sure it has a powder room. You must smile at likely men. You must never give up the ghost. You must follow my sheet of instructions for pleasing your angel, first thing in the morning, and before you go to bed…… Love will find its own path, right to your heart, just when you least expect it. I predict the letter B will appear. ”

Just then, Madame, the Mystic’s dog wandered across this site of prophecies. His name was Golden. He was also known as having psychic energy. Why, he had even told Madame what his name was, by communing with his owners’ third eye. He wagged his tail, as he sat down, and offered his paw.

Madame, the Mystic, spoke again. “Look ,Golden gives you his paw of emotional support. I have a sale on Tarot cards, consult my daily horoscope for your true love, to guide you for all your happy days ahead. Plus here is my sister Charlene’s phone number. You also need her to direct you in fashion and colorful zen. She will provide a color palette, personally tailored. It is not any woman’s job to fix men. Be aware of any sign and symbol of friendship, Maybe you need a pet to share your future, always there to welcome your nurturing heart. Got to love a puppy!”

Jade did a quick think. “I don’t need a puppy. I want to meet a man to love.” The mystic astrologer spoke again…..

“Peace will flow, consult your guardian angel, always there in each awakening dawn. You must position yourself seamlessly for love, and be grateful for the graces that appear. I advise a weekly consultation. Here is your next appointment. I shall be your guide on the side!”

Jade left the astrologer, slightly bemused. Within no time, astrology was her world. She met Charlene, spent some funds on new threads, dressing each day according to her horoscope and personal palette. No more grey and brown sensible clothing, all was aqua, yellow and bright. Her hair was tinted, with blonde tips, her make-up was featuring her eyes, sparkling with hope.

Jade now awoke half an hour earlier, just to greet dawn with her guardian angel. She rehydrated with coffee, interpreting her coffee cup, making her bed, tidying her clutter, practicing her new skills in tarot cards. Once per weekend, she rose and changed her sheets, polished and mopped, flung open the windows, and lit her sage smudging. She wafted the aroma through her flat, opened doors. She still did not need a puppy, this guardian angel was demanding enough.

Jade had not, of course, told her father, who was called Bernard. The astrologer had got that bit right. She was getting crosser with God on a daily basis, smiling at strangers was not very effective. She was getting some very funny looks at the coffee shop, as she taught her students. Still she could not fix men, as astrology states.

Life took a turn for the worse. Bernard phoned, asking Jade to take him to his appointment at an oncologist. The news was dreadful, he had stage four tumors, riddled with cancer. His prognosis was very grim. Bernard was not as upset as Jade. He told her was grateful for all the blessings his Lord had granted him during his days. Treatment was planned, so he rapidly became an in-patient at an oncology unit.

Jade and the church people visited him regularly. In between tutoring online, she made a daily pilgrimage to her father’s bedside. He went downhill very quickly, the chemo was futile. Jade had been brought up with filial piety, but inside, she was now furious with her father’s divine Lord. How could this happen to such a faithful believer?

One grey morning, while channeling her guardian angel, her tarot cards finally showed a pair of lovers. “Yeah, right.” Jade wondered, but she was now a keen follower of astrology. At her father’s bedside, she held his hand .She felt that she was never quite good enough, never met a husband, never had his grandchildren to love and cherish.

Bernard suddenly opened his eyes, he was lucid for a while. “I am so proud of you, the apple of my eyes,. You are so bright and loving. I want you to got to the chapel and pray, like you used to. God has a plan for every one of us. I shall always be loving you. This journey goes on, true love.” With that, he breathed his last, and smiled his way to eternity.

Jade was devastated. The nurses were summoned, she walked to the chapel, frozen. She sat, silently yelling at God, Jesus, the holy church, her guardian angel. More than cross, angry. She nearly kicked a hole in the church walls.

But she was well-behaved,. Not praying, just recalling some happier times with her father. As she sat in the back pew, not doing any knee mails, she felt a hand touch her shoulder. She glanced up, meeting the eyes of her father’s junior oncologist. “These things happen, ” he told her, “Look, I have seen some mysterious things here, stranger than anyone can perceive. I took a photo of your father’s monitor, as you were holding his hand.”

Jade looked at his phone, there was an image of an angel, with wings. “Is this possible?” she asked. “Can I send it your phone?”asked Dr. Ben, that was on his name tag. “it is a comfort for you. You have your own guardian angel.” He laid his hand on hers. They swapped phone numbers, and Jade soon had a miraculous image of her own guardian angel.

Nearly eighteen months later, Jade sat in the chapel. Dr. Ben had given her his paw of emotional support, and that was not all. She did have a white wedding, but not in that fancy dress, simple, fitting, respectful. His name did start with a B, after all. She cuddled their brand new baby son, healthy with a good set of lungs already. Maybe she wasn’t so cross with the greater powers after all. Madame, the Mystic, was spot on. Jade had been open to a nuanced understanding of her guardian angel, and the theory that love will find a way.

Dr. Ben sat beside her. Their baby boy looked like Jade’s father, and himself. “Welcome to the world, little Bernard Benjamin……” A journey that continues for everyone. ……

My neighbor called me at work one day, saying, “Kathie, your house is on fire.”

I laughed. My neighbor was such a joker, always kidding around.

“No, seriously, the cops are here, too. They’ve got German Shepherd dogs sniffing around outside.”

I promptly freaked out and ran to my car. I only lived about six miles away, but I was in downtown Atlanta, after all. I proceeded to drive home at about 100 miles an hour.

“Calm down,” I said to myself. “No need to kill yourself. Maybe I’ll turn on the radio…”

Guess what song was playing? As God is my witness, I hear Talking Heads’ Burnin’ Down the House! Laughing and trying not to cry, I got a grip and finally pulled up to my house. The fire trucks were gone, but sure enough, cops were circling the house with two dogs.

I walked in the front door, which was hanging open. A terrible scream startled me. Then, I realized that it came out of my own mouth. Everything was drenched with water, some of it muddy. I went into the next room, where I screamed again. My ceiling fans had melted and were hanging down like perverse plastic flowers. My TV looked like something out of a Dali painting.

My bedroom was the worst, because that’s where the fire was set. My clothes and my bedspread had been set on fire. Unharmed, in the center of the room, was a picture of my boyfriend and me in front of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris, where we had just taken our first trip together a week ago.

The cops asked a lot of questions because they knew it was arson of some sort, but they quickly verified that I’d been at work all morning. They pointed out the “roach” of a joint on my coffee table, where the arsonist had smoked one and probably planned his actions. The cops never did much detective-type work, and eventually I “solved” the crime myself, but the perpetrator was already in jail by then for grand theft auto. He was a 19-year-old neighbor of mine, whom I’d never even met.

All this turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me! A couple of days later, my boyfriend got laid off. He said, “Y’know what? We’re the perfect couple for the ’90s.”

I said, “what!?” He said, “Yeah, you’re homeless, and I’m unemployed!”

He was laughing about it! I thought to myself, now there’s a guy who has a sense of humor about life!

My insurance company wanted me to go to an extended stay hotel. I said that my boyfriend operated his Victorian home as a B+B, and it was a mile from my work, so they paid him $1200 a month to put me up. This paid his mortgage, until he got a new, better job a month later. We were also now living together. We loved it!

The house still wasn’t finished three months later, when the Olympics came to town. My boyfriend informed the insurance company that the rates went up. They couldn’t find anyplace else for me, (of course, because the Olympics were in town), so they paid him some ridiculous rate. I got a great settlement from State Farm, sold the house and we’ve been happily married for 19 years now.

North Carolina Sausage and Grits Casserole

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Yield: 8 to 10 servings

Ingredients

  • 2 cups water
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 cup quick-cooking grits
  • 4 cups grated cheddar cheese
  • 4 eggs, beaten
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
  • 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
  • 2 pounds Jimmy Dean sausage, cooked, drained and crumbled

Instructions

  1. Bring water and salt to boil. Stir in grits. Return to boil, reduce heat, then cook for 4 minutes.
  2. In large bowl combine grits and cheese and stir until cheese is melted.
  3. Stir in cold milk, thyme and garlic powder. Mix well.
  4. Stir in eggs, mixing well.
  5. Stir in sausage. Pour into 13 x 9 inch pan. Cover and refrigerate overnight.
  6. Remove from refrigerator and let stand for 15 minutes.
  7. Bake at 350 degrees F for 50 to 55 minutes.

Attribution

Charlotte, North Carolina Cooking with Class cookbook

I used to believe that ,”If you didn’t do anything wrong you’ve got nothing to worry about “ I used to take great solace in that.

I’m 65 and I’ve seen that idea not be true way to many times. Not only in my life but in plenty of other people’s lives.

Not only on criminal charges the person wasn’t guilty of. Work situations. Marriages. Neighborhood stuff.

Some quick examples.

Somebody damaged over $100,000 of equipment at work. One of our employees was fired. He was also sued. He beat the lawsuit but at great expense. I later found out who really did all that damage. He was fatally ill. Confessed right before he died. Go figure. At least a dozen people knew the truth but never stepped up.

My friend Tom. This neighbor hood woman was chasing him around for months. Tom had a great job. Was very handsome. Very charming too. Tom rebuffed her advances over and over. Toms wife was furious. Finally there was a giant rumor that Tom was sleeping with her. Really damaged his reputation and marriage. The woman herself has been spreading that rumor trying to destroy Toms marriage.

I’ve seen very severe accusations during divorces back in my 30s and 40s. Nearly destroyed the person.

So? “If you didn’t do anything wrong you’ve got nothing to worry about.”

That’s complete BS. It’s nonsense.

If someone decides you did something wrong or falsely accuses you? You’ve got lots to worry about.

The US Will never give any other nation their money back or pay what they owe them, they are thieves, this is how they have built their wealth, that’s why they protect the use of the dollar as a global currency, if any country has gold money or investments in the USA that’s for ever otherwise you can forget about that money, once they have it you will never see it again, how do you think the US has a trade deficit with every single nation they trade with and still manage to have more money than all the nations together?

Trade deficit mean they buy more than what they sell, where does the money come from, part of it is from china’s and every one else’s gold in the USA, the rest of it from everything else they steal around the world, think about the deal they wanted to force Ukraine into to give them the rights to rare earth minerals in Ukraine for life so for as long as there were minerals in Ukraine the US woul keep profiting from them in exchange for what?

In exchange for weapons that they do not need anymore but they don’t want to throw them away and in exchange for more of 1000000 Ukrainians deaths, see when the US says they are helping Ukraine, they are, if you see it from the Ukraine side, but if you’re seeing it from the side of the US they’re just getting rid of the old weapons they no longer need, and so, if you’re seeing it from the side of the rest of the world (from the outside)they are not helping them, their are stilling from them.

And I can keep writing about their abuses for the rest of my life and I don think I would finish writing about everything they have stolen.

The Great Shoe Debacle

Well, amazingly, I actually worked in a coed correctional facility for a while. The inmates mixed at mainline, the yard and gym, programming, functions and religious activities. they had separate quarters and of course, they tried to get around that.

What amused me is how dang much the male inmates I knew changed. The males were largely better groomed than I’d ever seen them before and most were better behaved. I saw the opposite once, an inmate who’d always been mild mannered, courteous to everyone, especially female staff members went off like a psycho when a female inmate asked him to please hand him a ladle while cooking. He had a problem with women who weren’t authorities which I’d never seen.

They’d write notes, act coy, etc., and try to slip off together. I don’t remember a high rate of pregnancy. The women inmates worked out a lot more and tried to lose weight. More jeans than sweats were worn, except for when they wanted to hook up. It’s incredibly fast how some people can drop sweats and get it on and go right back to concealing their activities.

Most of the males were longer term, a mixed group of offenders. A rumor was some of the girls would give oral sex for a Snicker’s bar, but during the time I was there, it was an old rumor that never surfaced as a real charge. One interesting thing, if a female was attractive, and due to a developmental disability, very vulnerable, Mother Hen offenders protected and watched that girl for her safety and male offenders kept their predators in check.

When the males departed and it went all female, the hygiene deteriorated, as did the make-up wearing and more sweats than shirts and jeans.

Even then, I was stunned at how well behaved the MAJORITY of offenders were when it was coed, how much cleaner, how much better they behaved.

The Colonisation of Hetra – (Part 1)

Submitted into Contest #245 in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants. view prompt

Khadija S. Mohammad

Coco jetted through the doors just as they closed behind the applicants. She breathed a sigh of relief that accidentally blew small bubbles into the faces of the other candidates. It would have been a disaster if she’d been even one second later. For the whole of her four-month life, she had been studying and practising for this interview.She imagined how angry her parents would be with her if she’d been stuck outside of those doors. They were always chiding her on her oversleeping and constantly giving her advice, despite how much she insisted she could look after herself. After all, she was already a month past adulthood.Coco shifted her colour to suit that of the other nineteen candidates, and adjusted the miniscule monitors on each side of her head. If their language technology didn’t translate as well as the advert said they would, she would be in big trouble. She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and steadied the beat of her hearts. Get through the tour without revealing where you come from, and the interview should be a breeze. And then – she barely let herself form the thought – she’d be the first Common to be assigned to The Project.She opened her eyes and looked around. To her left and right were walls of glass – one-way, the guide said, so the workers on the other side could concentrate – behind which, scientists, architects and engineers worked at building the spaceship that would, hopefully, take them to Hetra. Coco doubted that any real work was being done behind that glass; there were so many reasons why that would be a bad idea. If they were obvious to her, a four-month-old, surely it would be obvious to the experienced scientists that ran the project.To the front of her was a long white corridor, empty of anything. Coco’s eyes shifted around for any signs of change on the walls. Irrational thoughts of mental torture appeared unbidden in her mind. She shook them out hastily. 

She swam with the others along the corridor, clutching her notebook close to her. It was hugely outdated, the pages made from thinly-sliced molt-rock, but she’d been too scared to try a more modern way of taking notes. She had been offered a thought-to-text processor after gaining her chemistry-physics degree, but she’d quickly given it back after testing it once and finding only singular letters appear. She couldn’t risk trying again, since the scientist she’d asked for an explanation from had hinted at the reason for the malfunction being her race. No-one would employ a Common when Cocos were available.

 

Finally, they entered the first room through the door at the end of the corridor. Coco jostled with the other candidates to get the first glimpse of what was inside.

 

It was a small room, almost entirely empty, with the same dull white paint as the corridor. When everyone was gathered inside, squashing together, the guide floated upwards so they could all see her, and gestured to the only objects in the room – two circular, inch-tick slices of metal facing each other so the applicants could see the meter-long, seemingly empty space between them.

 

“This is a sample of the engine that will be used.” The voice came clearly through Coco’s monitors in her own language. She inspected the engine, and realised the empty space was vibrating slightly, shifting.

 

The guide spoke again. “Can anyone tell me what’s powering this engine?” she asked as if they were school children.

 

When no-one else attempted to answer, Coco raised a tentative arm. The guide looked at her and nodded.

 

She cleared her throat. “Hydrated electro-turbulence?” She blushed, painfully aware of her accent. That, if nothing else, would surely give the game away. A pang of guilt for her deceit hit her, but she shoved it away. What she was doing now was the surest way to get her family on board the spaceship when the inhabitants of the city migrated.

 

The guide smiled. “Correct.” She swam around the engine a few times, describing and explaining features to the candidates before continuing to the next room.

 

This continued for another hour. Thankfully, Coco managed to hide her monitors and cover her accent enough to avoid detection – or at least, she supposed no-one had discovered her. She hadn’t been picked out of the group, for good or for bad reasons.

 

Eventually, they separated the candidates, taking them into separate rooms. Coco was shown into a plain room with nothing but a desk with a simple green plant in a plant-pot, and a soft chair on either side. Coco sat down in the nearest chair and stared at the plant, willing it to grow, out of sheer boredom.

 

Twenty minutes later, an important-looking person in a suit jetted through the door and sat in the other chair. Coco hastily adjusted her colour, and sat up.

 

The man addressed her without a hint of emotion. “Miss Coco?”

 

Coco shifted in her seat. “That’s me. Sir,” she added quickly, just in case.

 

“As you probably know, you are one of twenty young scientists who volunteered to help with our Project.” Coco nodded, unsure what else she should do. “It is my duty to inform you that the time for departure is, according to our astrologists, only three days away. There is minimal work left to be done before the final check. I have been given the task of asking if you still wish to join our Project, given the minor amount of work you will have to do.”

 

Coco opened her mouth, then closed it quickly. She didn’t have anything to say; to open her mouth in that state would be pure employment suicide.

 

“But–,” she managed, before shutting herself up. What was she thinking, with the words But I’m a Common on her lips? She’d spent so long trying to cover it up.

 

The manager – as she had labelled him – smiled, and she relaxed a little. Emotion made him more relatable, which made him less scary. It was ridiculous, with her job, but she had a constant fear as well as awed respect for the unknown.

 

“I’ll be completely honest with you. The public relations department is aiming for a new angle for publicity, and they’ve decided to admit to their ‘abominable acts’ and become ‘more diverse and inclusive’, as the message from the press will doubtless say. We’ve decided to open the Project to Commons, if they are intelligent enough. As little as that will help us, in these late days.”

 

Coco’s mouth fell. How did they know? Maybe it was her name? Don’t Cocos name their children after the city?

 

The manager laughed gently. “It’s not that we don’t name our children after our city. We don’t name them after our race. It’s the same thing, but there’s a difference.”

 

Coco’s mouth opened wider. Can he read my mind?

 

“No, but you seem to have a habit of thinking out loud when your mouth is open.”

 

Coco blushed.

In case you haven’t been paying attention. There is a real pattern going on.

You get someone like Nixon/Ford. Everything a mess people thoroughly disgusted. Then a peanut farmer nob ody ever heard of becomes president.

Then you elect Reagan/Bush. Inflation. Iran Contra. Black Monday. More cabinet level people arrested than any other administration. Finally the economy is shot. We’re in a deep recession.

So we get a guy from Arkansas nobody ever heard of. Fixes everything too. Greatest economic expansion in US history. Yeah . Monica. Let’s crucify him. Balanced budget. Debt going down.

So you elect W. He inherits a smoking hot economy. World at peace. Within eight years we are fighting two endless wars. The 2008 financial crisis. People losing jobs and houses like crazy. Total shit show.

So we get another guy nobody ever heard of. OMG! A black man in the White House. Everything gets fixed again.

So you elect Trump. Everything turns to shit. A major pandemic. Inflation. 2020 was horrible.

So we get Biden. Inflation under control. No recession. Two years of 25% returns on the SP500. Things nice and calm . Great job market.

You know where we are now.

Every single time this country gets back to a good place you guys elect someone who wrecks everything.

It’s relentless with you guys. Over and over.

So yeah! We’re 100% going to get another Democrat president. He will fix everything you guys broke again. The housing market. The job market. Banking.

Then you’ll get mad about eggs or bathrooms and put another maniac in office to wreck it again.

Chicken and Dressing Casserole

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Ingredients

  • 1 cup thinly chopped celery
  • 1 large onion, thinly chopped
  • 1/2 stick butter
  • 1 can cream of chicken soup
  • 1 can cream of celery soup
  • 1 can chicken broth
  • 4 chicken breasts
  • 2 to 3 teaspoons sage
  • Salt and pepper

Instructions

  1. Make one 8 inch square pan of cornbread the day before.
  2. Cook chicken pieces in water with salt and pepper until done. Cool, then cut into small pieces.
  3. Cook celery and onion in butter until tender. Crumble cornbread into large bowl.
  4. Mix celery and onion and chicken pieces all together with cornbread.
  5. Mix all 3 soups into the mixture.
  6. Add up to 3 teaspoons sage, salt and pepper to taste. Pour into large baking dish.
  7. Bake at 350 degrees F until done, about 30 minutes, until lightly browned on top.
  8. Serve with chicken gravy ladled over servings, with cranberry sauce on the side.

Haha, this is a good question. I was in the Army, enlisted for 9 years then moved on to being an officer.

The promotions up to Captain ( 2nd Lieutenant, 1st Lieutenant, then Captain), we’re pretty much guaranteed if you didn’t do anything stupid.. ie steal, sexual harassment, kill someone etc. So i made Captain, no issue.

As for promotion to Major though, you have 3 chances overall. Below the zone, in your zone and above the zone, which basically translates to windows of time.

Now, what you need to understand is there are specific things that must occur for your annual evaluations to contain the necessary statements that will get you promoted. This includes brown nosing, AKA, being liked by your rater and senior rater.

I wasn’t known for being the political type. My first officer job was infantry platoon leader in Iraq, and there wasn’t anything that I wouldn’t do, to protect my guys from dumb shi*. I would yell at my superiors when i felt they were talking some BS. I didn’t care. I was always being yelled at by my BN CDR for not doing exactly what he wanted me to do when on mission. Matter of fact, the last day I saw him, he literally said “You know, I never liked you” and my immediate response was, “I wasn’t here to be liked, Sir.

Long story short, i never received top marks in my evaluations so when my below the zone “look” came, I knew I wouldn’t be picked up. The next year, my “In the zone” look, came and went. At this point mentally, I was fully preparing to retire as a Captain. Well, I was picked up on my last look, above the zone so I took the promotion.

Immediately following my promotion, Covid 19 hit and what a shi* show that was. Everything closed down on the Army post I was at and we were 35 miles from anything off post. We were given a curfew while on post. You know, because covid was more active after 1030 PM.

Also, while on this post, I had investigated a couple deaths which happened during training. I am extremely thorough with these investigations and once complete, I had to brief the Post Commander, in this case, a 2 Star GENERAL. I briefed the facts of the accidents, how it was handled immediately after, and what was/may have led up to the incident, and lastly make recommendations to prevent future similar incidents.

While the GENERAL received my brief quite well, nothing was implemented to any degree of future prevention.

The fact that it was more important to implement curfew AND enforce it with harsh punishments, than to improve training procedures to prevent future deaths is what broke the camels back for me. While there are other factors in this decision, the lack of care shown for Soldiers lives was it.

22 years, retired MAJOR.

Sir Whiskerton and the Great Shoe Debacle

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another whisker-twitching adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a chipmunk with delusions of grandeur, an ill-fated shoe experiment, and a moral that will leave you grinning like a cat who just discovered the can opener. So grab your sense of humor and let’s trot into The Great Shoe Debacle .


Lucifer’s Lofty Plan

It all began on a sunny morning when Lucifer the Chipmunk, ever the dramatic creature, decided it was time to revolutionize the farm. Perched proudly on the farmer’s shoulder, he whispered conspiratorially into the man’s ear.

“Listen closely, my good human,” Lucifer said, his tiny voice dripping with theatrical flair. “Your animals are unhappy. Why? Because they lack shoes! Imagine the efficiency if every hoof, paw, claw, and webbed foot were properly shod. It’s genius!”

The farmer scratched his head, clearly confused but intrigued by Lucifer’s enthusiasm. After all, the farmer wasn’t one to question odd ideas—he once tried planting carrots under the full moon, claiming they’d taste like stardust. Spoiler alert: they didn’t.

And so, without consulting anyone else, the farmer ordered custom-made shoes for every animal on the farm. Shoes of all shapes and sizes arrived within days, delivered in boxes labeled with names like “Porkchop the Pig” and “Doris the Hen.” The chaos was about to begin.


Shoe Fitting Shenanigans

When the first box was opened, the animals gathered around curiously. But curiosity quickly turned to outrage as the absurdity of the situation became clear.

Porkchop the Pig

Porkchop was fitted with shiny black loafers. He waddled awkwardly across the mud puddle, slipping and sliding like a piggy ballerina. “These things pinch!” he squealed. “How am I supposed to roll in the mud now?”

Ferdinand the Duck

Ferdinand squawked indignantly as someone attempted to strap tiny tap shoes onto his webbed feet. “Tap shoes? Do I look like Fred Astaire?” he quacked, flapping wildly and nearly knocking over the shoe rack.

Doris the Hen

Poor Doris nearly fainted when she saw her new footwear: tiny high heels designed for clucking divas. She teetered precariously before collapsing into a pile of hay. “High heels? For chickens? This is poultry in motion!” Harriet squawked helpfully, while Lillian promptly fainted.

Rufus the Dog

Even Rufus, usually eager to please, balked at his neon-green sneakers. “What am I, radioactive AND fashionable now?” he barked, tripping over himself as he tried to chase his tail.

Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow

Bessie stared at her rainbow-colored boots with wide eyes. “Man, these vibes are way too mainstream for me,” she mooed, shaking her head. “I’m more of a barefoot hippie cow.”

Count Catula

The vampire cat hissed dramatically when presented with tiny patent-leather dress shoes. “These are an affront to my nocturnal dignity!” he declared, attempting to remove them with his teeth.

By the time shoes were forced onto the geese, goats, and even Longwei the dragon, the barnyard had descended into utter pandemonium. Feathers flew, hooves stomped, and protests echoed through the air. Only Lucifer seemed pleased, perched smugly on the fence post as though he’d solved world hunger.


Sir Whiskerton Steps In

Amidst the uproar, Sir Whiskerton emerged from his sunbeam, monocle firmly in place. “Enough!” he shouted, his commanding voice cutting through the noise. “This madness must end.”

He turned to the farmer, who stood holding a clipboard and nodding approvingly at the chaos. “Farmer,” Sir Whiskerton said, flicking his tail, “perhaps we should consult Bartholomew the Piñata. As our resident philosopher—or possibly village idiot—he may have insights into this… peculiar predicament.”

Bartholomew, still hanging limply in the middle of the barnyard, blinked slowly. “Because I’m the only one who listens,” he rasped in his papery voice.

“Well, listen carefully,” Sir Whiskerton replied. “Efficiency isn’t about forcing unnatural solutions. Perhaps what makes this farm thrive is the freedom to be ourselves—including going barefoot.”

The farmer tilted his head thoughtfully. “Barefoot, you say?” he murmured. Then, with sudden determination, he removed his own boots and socks, tossing them aside.


The Farmer Goes Barefoot

At first, the animals cheered. Surely, this meant the end of the shoe fiasco. But alas, the farmer’s decision to go barefoot led to yet another problem: misplaced rakes. Without shoes to protect his feet, the farmer developed a phobia of stepping on sharp objects. He began scattering rakes everywhere—on rooftops, in haystacks, and even dangling from tree branches.

“This is ridiculous!” Porkchop grumbled, narrowly avoiding a rake hidden in his mud puddle. “Now we’re trading pinched toes for impaled hooves!”

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Clearly, the farmer needs guidance. Bartholomew, any wisdom to share?”

Bartholomew swayed gently in the breeze. “Sometimes, balance is key,” he croaked cryptically. “Too much or too little of anything leads to trouble.”

Inspired, Sir Whiskerton approached the farmer again. “Perhaps,” he suggested smoothly, “the secret to efficiency lies not in shoes or bare feet—but in finding harmony between the two. Let the animals choose for themselves.”

The farmer nodded sagely, finally understanding. He gathered up the shoes and stored them away, declaring, “From now on, everyone does as they please!”


A Happy Ending

With the shoe ordeal resolved, peace returned to the farm. Most animals happily went back to their natural state, though Ferdinand kept his tap shoes for special performances. (“Art knows no bounds!” he proclaimed.)

The farmer, meanwhile, resumed wearing his boots but took care to organize his tools better. And Lucifer? Well, he retreated to his perch atop the scarecrow, muttering something about starting a sock subscription service instead.

As for Sir Whiskerton, he settled back into his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he’d saved the day once again.


The Moral of the Story

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, the best solutions aren’t about imposing change but embracing individuality and balance. Whether you wear shoes or go barefoot, true happiness comes from being comfortable in your own skin—or fur, feathers, or scales.

Until next time, my friends.
The End.

At my firm, on my team, the partners hired a new associate to replace the associate who left. After being hired at my firm (a civil law and litigation firm), you spend the first two days (Monday and Tuesday) in orientation to be acclimated with various aspects of the firm: computer system, billing system, out-sourced on-site services for printing, copying, etc. This is the practice whether you are a new attorney, a new paralegal, or a new legal assistant.

On this particular Monday morning, one of the partners dropped a file folder containing a new case into the chair of this new associate’s office with a note attached. (For those who do not know, all associate attorneys get their cases assigned to them by the partners. It’s the partners who actually have the clients.) The note was to let this new attorney know that the Answer to a Complaint was due to be filed in court that Wednesday. According to Georgia law, a defendant must file an answer to a complaint within thirty days of being served with said Complaint and its summons. So the partner just dumped this new case onto this new associate who somehow had to get up to speed and prepare an Answer to the Complaint and she’s not even in her office yet. The partner did not care.

This new associate worked there for about three weeks before making a departure. But that file-dump should have been a red flag to this new associate that maybe things would not be going smoothly in the future.

Kevin Samuels WARNED Women About THIS & Now It’s HAPPENING !!

I found out I was leaving prison on a Friday. The case manager told me I was leaving on Monday. It was surreal! I felt light-headed​.

I did everything I normally do on the weekend. Worked-out, made food to eat… Sunday was my last full day, because I left Monday morning. Each day that weekend, I got out the shower and threw the prison clothes I was wearing in the trash.

We made a bunch of food on Sunday to celebrate my release. Burritos and pizzas made from scratch! I also made my famous cheesecakes. Word of my cheesecakes, literally preceded me whenever I entered a new prison.

The last thing I did, was give all my stuff away: sweats, bowls, coffee cups, radios, pens, books — anything of value, which is everything!

I went to bed early. Woke up the next morning and took a super long shower. Then I put on brand new boxers, sweats, and shoes I had purchased from the commissary that Friday. I had a gym bag with important papers. Then I just kind of made the rounds saying bye to everyone.

Once they called my name, a C.O. pulled up to my unit in a golf cart​ to take me to R&D(Receiving and Departures). That’s when everything went into slow motion. I wanted to enjoy EVERY moment of being released! I’m getting choked-up just writing about it.

Staff in R&D, try to share in my joy of being released. I wasn’t having it. I still looked at them as the people that kidnapped me from society. No Stockholm Syndrome over here!

They asked me a ton of questions to make sure I was who I am. I mean, literally 30–40 questions! After that, I sat in a holding cell, watching people come into prison for their first time. Smh…

Once the driver to the Greyhound station was ready, they opened the door to the lobby where visitors come in. I walked out and hopped in the front seat of the car and watched the prison get smaller and smaller in the mirror.

Wizards

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Mississippi Delta Tamales

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Yield: 7 to 8 dozen

Ingredients

Filling

  • 6 to 8 pounds boneless meat (pork shoulder, chuck roast or chicken)
  • 3/4 cup vegetable oil
  • 1/4 cup chili powder
  • 2 tablespoons paprika
  • 2 tablespoons salt
  • 2 teaspoons black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper
  • 1 tablespoon onion powder
  • 1 tablespoon garlic powder
  • 1 teaspoon ground cumin

Wrappers

  • Corn husks

Corn Meal Dough

  • 8 cups yellow cornmeal or masa mix (available in most grocery stores)
  • 4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 2/3 cups lard or vegetable shortening
  • 6 to 8 cups warm meat broth (from cooking the meat)

Instructions

Filling

  1. Cut meat into large chunks and place in a large, heavy pot. Cover with cold water. Bring to a boil over high heat. Cover, reduce heat to medium-low and simmer until meat is very tender, 2 to 2 1/2 hours. Remove meat and reserve cooking liquid.
  2. When meat is cool enough to handle, remove and discard any skin and large chunks of fat. Shred or dice meat into small pieces. There should be about 14 to 16 cups of meat.
  3. Heat the vegetable oil in a large, heavy pot over medium heat. Stir in chili powder, paprika, salt, pepper, cayenne, onion powder, garlic powder and cumin. Add meat and stir to coat with oil and spices. Cook, stirring often, until meat is thoroughly heated, 7 to 10 minutes. Set aside.
  4. Wrappers: While meat is cooking, soak husks in a large bowl of very warm water, until softened and pliable, about 2 hours. Gently separate husks into single leaves, trying not to tear them. Wash off any dust and discard any corn silks. Keep any shucks that split to the side, since two small pieces can be overlapped and used as one.

Corn Meal Dough

  1. Stir cornmeal, baking powder, salt and lard together in a large bowl until well blended. Gradually stir in enough warm meat broth to make soft, spongy dough the consistency of thick mashed potatoes. The dough should be quite moist, but not wet. Cover with a damp cloth.
  2. To assemble the tamales, remove a corn husk from water and pat it dry. Lay husk on a work surface. Spread about 1/4 cup of the dough in an even layer across the wide end of husk to within 1 inch of edges. Spoon about 1 tablespoon of meat mixture in a line down the center of dough. Roll husk so that dough surrounds filling and forms a cylinder or package. Fold bottom under to close. Place tamales in a single layer on a baking sheet. Repeat until all dough and filling is used.
  3. Stand tamales upright, closed side down, in a large pot. Place enough tamales in the pot so that they do not fall over or unroll. Carefully fill pot with enough water to come just to the top of the tamales, trying not to pour water directly into the tamales. Bring to a boil over high heat. Cover, reduce heat to medium-low and simmer until dough is firm and pulls away from the husk easily and cleanly, about 1 hour.
  4. If you prefer to steam tamales, stand tamales upright, closed side down, in a large steamer basket. Cover with a damp towel or additional husks. Steam tamales over simmering water until dough is firm and pulls away from the husk easily and cleanly, 1 to 1 1/4 hours.
  5. Serve tamales warm, in their husks. Remove husks to eat.

Yes, you should. Anti-Americanism is real this time and I am onboard for the first time in my life.

I cannot speak for Canada, but in Denmark we are quite upset. Most of Europe (the countries that really matter) are quite upset. The general sentiment about the United States in Europe these days is at its lowest point in generations, but it has brought us closer together. Thanks for that, it was needed.

Only one NATO member has ever called for assistance … guess who? And who got the assistance from close allies in yet another war the United States shamefully lost … you guessed it, the United States. And now we are being scolded by a blatantly incompetent VP and called bad allies. Yes, we are angry and getting angrier by the day. My husband served in both Iraq and Afghanistan, twice in both countries.

Now 47 is conducting so-called peace negotiations about Ukraine with Putin, without Ukrainian presence. Let us not forget who is the aggressor here, let us not forget that Putin wants parts of Ukraine handed over to him, just because he wants it, and the United States is now onboard with that. So, is this because 47 wants Russia to look the other way, if 47 occupies Greenland? Are those two thugs reaching an agreement about dividing the world between them one fascist to another? Yes, we now see you as in the same category.

If I were one of the other 4 eyes, I would immediately stop sharing intelligence with the United States, now that they are best buddies with Putin. Remember the Huawei debacle? That info came from Australia. It should be over with the favours.

I was a devoted Foreign Service National back when Clinton was in office and was proud of it. But I am done. I will never ever set foot on US soil again. I will do my utmost to never buy American goods again and I will start to practice a British accent. I don’t want to ever again be mistaken for an American.

I wouldn’t recommend any US citizen go to Europe on vacation in the foreseeable future. You are not welcome here.

Sorry, rather “rantish”. But I am quite upset.

Trump’s Big Gamble on Putin! Plan to ISOLATE China

69 -70 combat Marine

I owned a vacation property in Maine on the beach in a new development, I was the first to build and it took 3 years to complete the project of 33 townhouses. When all the townhouses were completed, there was a condo association formed – as we all know condos are like the Gestapo. (Do as we say or you’ll be fined)

I hung my flags on one pole in the center of my garage a USA flag on the top and my Marine flag on the bottom-

one day one of the board members was walking around development all pissed off for whatever reason and told me that I had to take my flags down it’s a violation of the bylaws- I never took them down.

The association put a lien on my property because I didn’t pay the fines. I took them to court. By the way , There was nothing in the bylaws stating anything about hanging any flags, I already looked up the laws to cover myself.

we went to court and I represented myself- the condo association hired an attorney, the association was suing me for the fines and legal damages” up to $8000.
we stand before the judge in Superior Court not distric Court – the plaintiff attorney presents the case and then it was my turn to defend myself.

The judge asked: what branch and where I served – I tell the judge and he stands up and says simplify and salutes me, I served two years before you and your unit replaced my unit in Vietnam.

Bottom line, the judge looks at the attorney and the 4 board members and says: how dear you tell any homeowner they can not hang an American flag , there are laws in this country that protect American citizens, especially veterans – it’s called the first amendment of our great Constitution.

The judge ordered the attorney to remove the lien after court and the defendant does not have to pay the fines and condo fee for one year and I’m ordering the association to pay the defendant $8000.
Of course the association was pissed off and they tried to have an assessment on all the owners of 385.00.
The owners got together and refused to pay any assessments- the association had condo insurance and they had to use the insurance to pay.

A month after other condo owners were hanging their American flag.

3 years later I sold my unit and got away from the Gestapo and will never buy a condo again.

At my home- I have a 30ft pole and hang my American flag and Marine flag 24 -7 ,

on my porch, I hang the state flag, and on the side of my garage door, I hang my purple hat flag.

I have great neighbors that drive by and say thank you for your service.

God bless America.🇺🇸🇺🇸

I Met My Nemesis In Retrograde

Submitted into Contest #245 in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants. view prompt

C.B. Chribby

I’m not crazy about fortune telling but you know better than to argue with science, right? I mean, experts think they’ve finally found the means to change things up a bit and allow us to drink a few potions so that things won’t be so bad in our opposite seasons, but honestly, it just hasn’t been working out for me. Take koff, that lovable drink we often take when we get up in the morning and we’re feeling down about ourselves. It gives us energy and when the moon is in retrograde, we need all the energy we can get. Well, right now after scarfing down a full meal and a hot cup o’ koff, I sleepily walk the rest of the way to work.I am a practicing Outlander, one of the seven tribes of old on the right side of the East Wind Current, you know. Pine trees and wood cabins are what people typically imagine when they think of where I’m from, but the honest to stars truth is that I live in Bortland, where the bricks and concrete outnumber the trees. Hey, at least we still have the lovely smell of the ocean to keep us… er, fresh? I’m actually thinking about just this as I idly open my fortune cookie walking down main street. I know what you’re thinking, Grace! You don’t just open one of those things willy nilly! And you’d be right, and that’s why I ended up screwed.The fortune fell out between the freshly made cracks in the cookie and landed next to a black gum-spot on the pavement. It read simply: The Moon Has Chosen You 

For those who aren’t practicing Outlanders, you probably don’t keep up with our sacred texts. This message fundamentally means, the person who spots you out in a crowd today is going to be a major player in the rest of your life. 

 

As the ancient texts prophesied, Those who are to enter one’s life during the season of your opposite star sign are those who may be called upon by the moon. When the sign comes, and yes, it will come– the players will come into contact now and forever until their souls dance together in the heavens

 

Thing is, I checked my calendar and I know that the combination of retrograde and Aquarius, the opposite season of my star sign, make this a very bad time for me. My eyes grow wide there on the sidewalk. I am careful not to look anyone in the eye and my vision is cast downward. I look to the shoes of the people around me and think to myself that any one of these people could be a potential lover or… the alternative. 

 

We were told when we were young about great stories in which heroes and villains are constantly at war with one another for the sake of destiny. It wasn’t stories of Good and Evil but rather of star signs and their rivals. Like ancient gods, and that’s exactly what they are to us Outlanders, the stars pick champions and rivals. During the time of your star sign, luck is on your side. I have lived my whole life with that knowledge, as has everyone else. 

 

One can only hope that when the moon chooses them, it will be when the moon would be in prograde and their star-sign would bask brilliantly down upon them: when you are at your strongest and best. 

 

But this was all wrong. All wrong indeed. I shuffled through the crowded streets of Bortland and took note of every pair of shoes that passed me. A pair of sports shoes with clean, white leather; a pair of boat shoes with a hole in the left front; skate shoes pair with sparkling moons and stars; some sneakers with rust-colored dirt from a base-bat field. 

 

Please no one look, please no one look

 

I made it this way to work, five minutes late. I rushed into the back room and finally lifted my eyes from the floor. My coworkers were safe because we had all already met. If there was a chance that sparks would fly today it wouldn’t be with Travis from the bakery section. 

 

Here, at Tomorrow’s Nobles, I have the sneaking suspicion that everyone is still waiting for their sign from the Moon. I don’t know the demographic of all of us employees but I can say for sure that we’re majorly Outlanders. I wear my sign of the crossed suns over my chest. Make no mistake, that’s covered up this time of year. I don’t want to risk the extra back luck I have by tempting fate with skin cancer from the sun or some lurker’s hungry eyes on my train ride home. 

 

Either way, my emblem is tucked away beneath my apron as I position myself behind the register at the front of the store. Travis from the bakery gives a dull wave from across the foyer. I wave meekly back, still reminding myself not to draw too much attention. 

 

That’s when Cassandra sneaks up behind me. 

 

“Heya, Grace,” she says to me. I practically jump out of my skin as a little squeak escapes my lips.

I whirl around toward her.

She laughs, “Whoa, what’s up with you?”

“Hi! Nothing! Shush!” I sputter. Cassandra and I aren’t exactly best buds but I’d like to think that we might be one day. She has one of those cool wolf-cuts all the cool girls wear and I just look like a plain-Jane.

 

I glance around for customers and see that we’re virtually alone on this side of the store. I pull her in conspiratorially by the elbow. “It fucking happened.”

 

“What fucking happened?” 

 

“The moon, dude. The Moon happened.”

 

She raises an eyebrow and it’s now that I realized I’ve never asked her if she’s an Outlander too. “Oh god, sorry. I forgot to tell you. I’m an Outlander and something really significant happened.”

 

“Well,” she scoffed, “It can’t be that significant. I read tomorrow’s news and there’s nothing out of the ordinary, although I was sad to see that Brooklands is closing down due to crappy sales–” 

 

“No, no, I meant to me.”

 

“Meant as in ‘it already happened’?”

 

“Huh?” I ask.

 

She blinks, “What?”

 

I scrunch my eyes closed, “Damn, sorry, let me start over. I opened a fortune cookie and–” 

 

“Dude! Seriously? While the moon is in retrograde??”

 

“Listen, I know, I know, I–”

 

“And weren’t you born in, like, August? Dude that’s extra bad luck–”

 

“I KNOW!” I whisper-shout. 

 

Just then someone clears their throat. We both jump as there’s a man standing there, hot as the fires of Venus, a black leather and canvas jacket tightly wrapped around a muscular, toned frame. His dark eyes make traces over myself and Cassandra. 

 

“Excuse me,” he says in the smokiest, deepest voice I’ve ever heard from a guy. 

 

“Yes, hi!” says Cassandra like a schoolgirl. She glances between me and him. I feel my face melting off already. 

 

“I needed some help and that, uh, ‘help desk–’” he actually makes the motions with his fingers “–was empty.” 

 

“Oh!” says Cassandra, coming down a little from the shock of this striking man’s appearance from nowhere. “Yeah, what can I help you with?” I admire her ability to roll with the punches like that. 

 

“Well, I was hoping if either of you could show me to the summoning section?”

 

“Cultural Mythos or Practicing?” asks Cassandra.

 

“You guys don’t have them together?” he snaps back. I’m starting to not like his tone.

 

“Well, one would be in our history section while the other is in spells and incantations,” I say, backing up my friend.

 

“Right,” he says. “Okay, well can one of you show me the way?” 

 

“Sure! I–” Cassandra glances at me and back to him. “Actually, I need to be up here at the cash registers, maybe my friend here can help you!” I can tell she’s trying to be helpful, but I don’t want to spend more time with this guy. Something about his attitude doesn’t sit right with me, like he’s hiding something. 

 

“Yeah, okay, it’ll be this way,” I say, rounding the register counter. I turn my head back to Cassandra and stick my tongue out at her. She just winks back. 

 

This guy’s walk is about as cocky as his words. He walks as if leaning backward, swaying his arms in stride. 

 

“So, how do you like your job here?” he asks. 

 

“I couldn’t live without it,” I say dryly.

 

“Hm, so would you say you like working here?” 

 

“I can’t imagine working anywhere else, honestly. Here we are! The history section, subsection, summoning!” 

 

“Oh, I was hoping to see the Practice section, actually. Never specified, sorry.”

 

“Oh, um. Yeah, it’s gonna be this way.” I pass through a few book-bays and we finally come to a decorated group of shelves filled with crystals, books, grimoires, tarot decks, chalk sets, toy daggers, and a select few YA books featuring witches.

 

“This is perfect! You seem to know your way around this place pretty well, good for you.”

 

I shrug, “I’m just glad I could be of help.”

 

“I look forward to it,” he says as I turn to walk away. 

 

A chill catches in my spine. “Sorry?”

 

“Oh,” he crouches to get a book on a bottom shelf. “I’m the new-hire. I’ll be replacing Debby soon.”

 

‘Debby’ who strictly goes by ‘Debra’ to employees is our manager we begrudgingly respect. 

 

“Wait, you’re our new manager?” I sort of laugh in disbelief. 

 

He picks out a thick, purple grimoire. “Yeah. My name’s David.”

I shake his hand. His shake is a little too firm with me.

 

“Grace.” 

 

“Pleasure. Well, I’ll be seeing you around.” We part ways and I practically sprint back to the register to fill Cassandra in. 

 

“He’s our new WHAT?”

 

“Yeah, I don’t know how to feel about it,” I say. “He kinda gives me bad vibes.”

 

“Girl, what? He’s cute.”

 

“Yeah, but I don’t like the way he judged you for not being at the help desk.”

 

She rolls her eyes, “That could’ve been anyone else’s job.”

 

I glance at Travis in the bakery. He’s overwhelmed with customers, scrambling to write down orders as he goes. A trickle of white smoke is coming from the toaster behind him as it begins to beep. 

 

“We’re the only ones in the store, dude. Also it looks like Travis could use a hand.”

 

Cassandra sees the drama as it unfolds, “Holy shit!” She runs off. 

 

I steep in misery for the next half-hour. I think back to the fortune and the crappy luck I’ve been having lately. But then I remember that this is just a phase. Things will get better but only in a certain amount of time. August is only six months away, after all. 

 

When I see David again, he’s wearing an apron, like me. “Okay! Since we’ve already had the pleasure of introductions out of the way, let’s talk about some new store policies.”

 

“What new store policies?” I ask. 

 

“The ones I brought over from the other store. You know, with me.” Our eyes lock and suddenly the stars make it as clear as day. His irises constrict and I can feel the room darken as mine do too. A wave of nausea blasts at me from his direction as a cold sweat begins to form on my forehead and down my neck. Every follicle of hair on my body raises. My nemesis. This is he

 

“Whoa, did you feel that?” he feigns a dizzy spell. “Was there an earthquake or something? Weird.” Without another word, he walks off. 

 

I stand there, dazed. 

 

Cassandra returns, burn marks on her apron. A little fleck of her well-textured hair smokes. “Well we got the line down, thank the stars.” 

 

“Cass,” I mumble. “The new manager…”

 

“David?”

 

“Yeah, David…” his name makes me suddenly want to vomit. I gag. “Dude, he’s my nemesis.” 

 

Cassandra blinks. I can see the gears turning in her head as she processes. Finally, her eyes half-close. “Yeah, I can see it.” 

 

I’m still rigid. “Do I…? Do I go home or something? Like do I find a new job?”

 

Cassandra leans on the register. “Nah, dude. People work with people they hate all the time. Check your star map and I bet it looks pretty much the same.” 

 

“I don’t have– oh, right, the app.” I pull out my phone and direct it upwards, as if waiting for a good signal. My little patch of stars, the ones I was born under, pass peacefully in space. When I zoom in for a better look I see a nebula I hadn’t noticed before: an explosion of greens, blues, and purples. “Shit,” I say, passing the phone to Cassandra. She whistles softly. 

 

“Looks like there’s gonna be some major changes coming soon.” She rests her hand on my shoulder. “But hey, change isn’t always bad, you know?”

 

I frown at her. “During retrograde? During Aquarius?”

 

She chuckles. “I didn’t say it had to happen right this minute… But hey, sometimes you come across a diamond in the rough.” She lifts her hand from my shoulder and I suddenly feel cold and alone. “Besides, Aquarius isn’t all that bad for me. Maybe some of my decent luck will rub off on you.” 

 

I sigh. “Imma head home early, I think.”

 

Cassandra finally brushes the soot out of her hair. “You do you, boo.”

 

★ ★ ★

I sit on the metro on the way home. I didn’t spend very long at work today, but I somehow feel completely drained. I check my phone. It’s still locked in on the image of the nebula from earlier. The beautiful bespeckled cloud will somehow form new worlds and maybe give life to some new stars. Destinies in the making, I think to myself. 

 

A waft of warm air enters through one of the metro’s open doors. Funny, I think to myself as the most pleasant smell hits me. Usually it’s so cold on the metro at night. I suddenly remember I left work early and I’m just not used to afternoons. But the smell still lingers before me, like fresh rain on old wood. 

 

Suddenly, a glimmer of light catches my eye: a pair of skate shoes with moons and stars. When I look up from my phone, someone is standing in front of me, holding a book down by their thigh. Diamonds And Forever the title reads, its little cover adorned with a glossy blue diamond. 

 

I look up and lock eyes with the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She notices me and our eyes lock. Suddenly the world feels right-side up after a long delay of upside-downs. The metro light behind her illuminates her curly brown hair like a halo around her face. I smile and she does too. 

 

“Hi,” I say.

 

“Hi!” she says back.

 

I suddenly realize I have nothing to say to her, much less think about. 

 

“Mind if I sit?” she asks, mercifully.”

 

“Oh, yeah, of course,” I say before making room. She sits right beside me and I swear gravity shifts in her direction. 

 

“I’m Grace, by the way.” 

 

“Nebula,” she says, taking my hand in hers. “You can call me Lua, though.”

 

“That’s amazing.” 

 

“Yeah?” she laughs. I realize I must be smiling like an idiot. 

 

I shift gears, “Whatcha reading?” 

 

“Ah, some book about destiny theory.”

 

“Oh cool! I work in a bookstore and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before.” 

 

“You work in a bookstore? That’s so cool!” We can’t stop talking from there as the rest of the world vanishes around us. The pains of the day dissipate behind me and the universe becomes just a little brighter.

 

★ ★ ★

Needless to say, I miss my stop.

I had several Indian customers, among them was Mr. X, let’s call him X, who shared his thoughts about the Chinese, and the Koreans.

Mr. X is an Apple enthusiast. He confessed he is addicted to Apple devices and owns everything from an iPhone, iPad, MacBook, to an Apple Watch.

During a casual chat over beer, I asked why he hadn’t tried Samsung, which I know is a leading supplier of electronic devices in India. He replied that he once owned some Samsung devices but switched to Apple, not because Apple has better devices but due to his bad experience dealing with Samsung. In his early years, he was purchasing electronic components from Samsung and got fed up with their arrogance and was quite upset.

“I swear I would never buy anything from Samsung. At that time, Samsung was dominant in some fields and very difficult to deal with. These Koreans just didn’t treat us like decent customers,” he explained.

Curious, I asked, “How do you think of us Chinese? Have we behaved well?”

“Oh, you are my friends…” he replied, and we both laughed.

“But you know we Indians are hard bargainers, so always give us your best price,” he added, more relaxed after some beer. He was genuinely a nice person.

I still remember the days when he came to us with big luggage in the hot summer, sweating a lot. We respected the way he came such a long way to us for business and, in general, we respect our guests.

Of all the Chinese food, he loves Kung Pao Chicken.

Curiosity may lead to adventure, but it can also land you in hot water

I was in Angeles city in the Philippines at the local SM mall, sitting at a little restaurant having a typically delicious meal when I heard an American going off incredibly rudely at the waitress. Apparently his burger wasn’t cooked “right”. Now I don’t know if it is a typical American reaction however he had brought the poor waitress to tears and as A typical Aussie I just got up and said “stop being a c*nt F*ckface, she didn’t cook it, she just bought it to you” He just about physically cringed and started to carry on that I shouldn’t call him that name and that it was none of my business. I just said “We’re both foreigners here and I don’t want a c*nt like you to give us all a bad name. Don’t like being called a c*nt then don’t act like one you c*nt”. Yes we aussies have no problem using that particular word if the situation calls for it. He was almost crying as he left and didn’t say another word to anyone. I found it disgusting that he thought he had the right to crap on the way he did in a foreign country, especially one that doesn’t have the land volume to run lots of cattle therefore burgers aren’t a big thing there (except in Maccas that have infiltrated most countries) and it was just disgusting the way he carried on. I apologised to the young lady for my language but I wasn’t going to let him talk to her like that. She came over and said thankyou when I finished my meal and I said I would come back every day I was there because the food was delicious. Truly, it was disgusting to me the way he carried on, if we had been in Australia I wouldn’t have said what I said I would have just kicked the shit out him, he was just a piss poor excuse for a human. Again I am not tarring all Americans with the same brush, there was a couple of Americans staying at the same hotel I was and they were very nice, polite people, it was this one prick at SM who would give americans a bad name.

Where’s all the sarcasm and the rhetoric of threats from before?

It turns out that they’ve all been bought off by the CIA/MI6. From 2023 to 2024, the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) donated over $3 million to the BBC, making it the broadcaster’s second-largest donor!

After Musk exposed USAID, these smear campaigns are losing their funding. The world is going to see a truer China.

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Curious Circus Caper

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another purr-fectly delightful adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a traveling circus, some overly curious farm animals, and a mystery that only our feline genius could unravel. What follows is a story filled with laughter, chaos, and a moral that will leave you grinning like a cat who just discovered an endless supply of tuna. So grab your popcorn and let’s leap into The Case of the Curious Circus Caper .


The Arrival of the Big Top

It all began on a crisp autumn morning when the animals noticed something peculiar happening in the vacant lot near the farm. A massive striped tent was being erected, accompanied by colorful wagons, clanging bells, and the unmistakable smell of cotton candy wafting through the air.

“Circus!” Doris the hen squawked excitedly, flapping her wings. “A real circus has come to town!”

“Real circus? Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting dramatically onto a pile of hay.

Harriet waddled over, pecking at the ground nervously. “Do you think they’ll have acrobats? Or maybe… lions?”

“Lions?” Porkchop the pig snorted. “I’m more interested in their snack stand. Did you smell that cotton candy?”

Sir Whiskerton flicked his tail dismissively. “Circuses are nothing but noise and nonsense. But if you must know, I’ve already deduced that this particular troupe is called ‘Mr. Ducky’s Marvelous Menagerie.’” He adjusted his monocle. “Though why anyone would trust a duck to run a circus is beyond me.”

Despite Sir Whiskerton’s skepticism, the farm animals were buzzing with excitement. The circus promised thrills, spills, and enough spectacle to keep even the most jaded chicken entertained.


Curiosity Gets the Better of Them

As night fell, the temptation proved too great for the farm animals. Led by Ferdinand the duck (who fancied himself a star performer), a group of curious critters snuck out of the barn and crept toward the circus tents.

Inside the big top, they marveled at the dazzling lights, the trapeze artists swinging high above, and the ringmaster—a flamboyant duck named Mr. Ducky—who bellowed commands in a voice loud enough to rival Harold the rooster.

“This is groovy, man,” Bessie the tie-dye cow whispered, swaying to the music. “Like, totally far-out.”

But things took a turn when Rufus the dog accidentally tripped over a rope, causing a unicycle to roll straight into a stack of clown shoes. Chaos erupted as clowns tumbled out of barrels, elephants trumpeted in confusion, and a tiger leapt onto its pedestal, roaring menacingly.

“Retreat!” Sir Whiskerton shouted from the shadows, where he had been observing the scene. “You fools have caused pandemonium!”

Too late. As the animals fled back to the farm, they realized one of them was missing—Doris the hen!


The Great Hen Heist

Back at the barn, panic ensued. “Doris has been kidnapped!” Harriet clucked hysterically. “Oh, I knew this would happen! I just knew it!”

“Kidnapped? Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian fainted again.

Sir Whiskerton rolled his eyes. “Nonsense. She’s probably hiding under a haystack somewhere. Or worse—she wandered into the lion’s den.”

“No, no, no!” came a muffled squawk from outside. The animals rushed to the window and gasped. There, inside a gilded cage beneath the circus tent, was Doris. She was surrounded by glittering feathers and wearing a tiny tiara.

“They’ve made me their queen!” she declared proudly. “Isn’t it magnificent?”

“Magnificent? You’re trapped in a cage!” Sir Whiskerton said, exasperated. “This isn’t a promotion; it’s a predicament.”


The Rescue Plan

With no time to waste, Sir Whiskerton devised a daring rescue plan. Rufus would create a distraction by howling loudly enough to wake the entire county, while Ferdinand posed as a backup singer for the ringmaster. Meanwhile, Sir Whiskerton and Ditto would sneak into the tent to free Doris.

“Remember,” Sir Whiskerton instructed, “we must act swiftly and silently. No unnecessary quacking or clucking.”

“Clucking? Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian echoed, still sprawled on the hay.

Ignoring her, the team sprang into action. Rufus’s howl sent the elephants stampeding, while Ferdinand belted out a rendition of “Quack Me to the Moon” so off-key that even the clowns covered their ears.

Under cover of chaos, Sir Whiskerton and Ditto slipped into the tent. They found Doris preening in her cage, completely oblivious to the commotion.

“Doris, we’re here to rescue you!” Sir Whiskerton hissed.

“But I don’t want to leave!” she protested. “Look at my crown! And these feathers make me look fabulous!”

“Fabulous won’t save you from becoming tomorrow’s dinner special,” Sir Whiskerton snapped. “Now step aside.”

Using his superior intellect, Sir Whiskerton picked the lock with a bent feather and swung the cage door open. Just as they were about to escape, however, Mr. Ducky appeared, flanked by two suspiciously muscular geese.

“Well, well,” the ringmaster quacked. “What do we have here? Stowaways in my marvelous menagerie?”


The Twist

Before Sir Whiskerton could respond, a deep rumble shook the tent. From the shadows emerged Longwei, the gentle dragon who lived nearby. His golden eyes glowed softly as he regarded the scene.

“Is there a problem here?” Longwei asked in a calm, resonant voice.

Mr. Ducky paled. “A-a dragon?! We didn’t sign up for this!”

Longwei stretched lazily, curling his tail around the frightened ringmaster. “Perhaps it’s time you packed up your circus and moved along. These animals belong to the farm, not your show.”

Realizing resistance was futile, Mr. Ducky and his crew hastily dismantled the tents and fled into the night, leaving behind a trail of confetti and dropped popcorn.


A Happy Ending

With the circus gone, the farm animals returned home, exhausted but exhilarated. Doris reluctantly gave up her tiara, though she insisted on keeping the feathers as souvenirs.

“Well done, Whiskerton,” Rufus said, wagging his tail. “You saved the day again.”

“Indeed,” Sir Whiskerton replied smugly. “Though next time, try not to howl quite so loudly. My eardrums are still ringing.”

As the animals settled down for the night, Longwei curled up beside the pond, purring contentedly. Even the farmer, oblivious as ever, hummed a cheerful tune as he tidied the barn.


The Moral of the Story

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Curiosity may lead to adventure, but it can also land you in hot water. It’s always best to explore new experiences with caution—and perhaps a clever cat by your side.

And as for Sir Whiskerton? He returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day—and ensured that the farm remained the happiest place on earth.

Until next time, my friends.
The End.

This Is Why MARRIAGE Is The WORST Deal For Men In 2025

The most honest and simple answer for the criticism is that it is Russian. The US funds it press through things like USAID to pour out negative press and propaganda especially about Russia and China.

On Monday(Sept 9, 2024), the House passed HR 1157, the “Countering the PRC Malign Influence Fund,” by a bipartisan 351-36 majority. This legislation authorizes more than $1.6 billion for the State Department and USAID over the next five years to, among other purposes, subsidize media and civil society sources around the world that counter Chinese “malign influence” globally.

This is information is swallowed up by the Western masses, over time most of Western society has been taught not to think for themselves and depend on the corrupt media. This is how you had situations like Iraq, Afghanistan, Serbia and Libya happen without any push back from Western societies.

This is the same tactic they use with both Russian and Chinese equipment. In the case of the SU-57 they use mal-information which “is information which is based on fact, but removed from its original context in order to mislead, harm, or manipulate” . So for example you will hear people say that SU-57 patent says that its RCS goal was 0.1sqm which it did say. The things they will not tell you are that the Sukhoi has said that the actually RCS number is confidential, and that F-22 ATF also called for it to be 0.1sqm. The difference is that Lockheed Martin has told US the RCS number they claim for the F-22 and F-35, Sukhoi has not.

You will also hear a claim of how slow the production has been. According to credible sources there are about 32 SU-57 serial fighters with a few late prototypes brought to production level, so in total about 36-40 units since 2021 when they went into real production. Which is a production rate of about 10 per year in what is admitted to be low rate production. How does this compare to F-22 production? Well the F-22 produced 195 units between 1996 and 2011, which makes it an average of 13 units. People will say that is a long time ago. The F-15EX got a contract in 2021 to build 80 fighters as of the end of 2024 8 have been produced while in low rate production or 2 units per year.

The simple answer to low production is the Sukhoi said so. They said way back in 2021 that they only wanted 24 or so with first stage engine. The Al-51F1 engine was completed and ready to be installed with serrated nozzles for 2024, however there was a decision to move to flat nozzles which caused a delay in the engine being installed. As of 2025 the upgraded SU-57M with new engines and other unknown upgrades will arrive.

The SU-57 is the most battle tested of all the 5th generated fighters. The F-22 has shot down a balloon is 20 years and the F-35 shot down a drone and probably through the Zionist regime bombed some helpless targets unable to fire back. The SU-57 has shot standoff missiles like the Kh-69, Grom-E2, Kh-59MK2. It has shot down a fighter from 217km with R-37M, it has shot down SU-27 in WVR. In the first few months 4 fighters did a SEAD mission test into Ukraine.

Filet is popular because it’s tender. It’s very tender. It’s, a tender loin.

Now that you’re done laughing your ass off, here’s the deal. Tenderloin is a shit cut of meat. It tastes like not too much and it’s as expensive as fuck all. It tastes like nothing because, as a muscle, it does nothing. It just shoots through the sirloin, like a meat missile, and gets absolutely zero exercise from the animal. The lazy ass tenderloin is just along for the ride. For that reason, it develops no flavor and remains as tender as my heart.

That’s pretty damn tender.

Some time ago, I don’t have a date, the American Beef Council, the “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner” people, did a study of beef eating American consumers. They determined that tenderness was the number one attribute that beef eating Americans were looking for in a steak, and with that, the tenderloin became their Queen. Beef has good marketing, so they were able to convince you that the tender filet is a fancy amazing steak worthy of a high price, despite the fact that it has little flavor.

There are so many but there was this one particular old man. He was so cute and so nice. He was an accountant at the office next door. He drank Cutty water y’all and always sat in the same seat. He came in everyday and would tease me all the time because I’d never been camping. He nicknamed me Ritz Carlton. He would say “She’s so girly and fancy, she camps at the Ritz Carlton”. About a year after I’d left that bar, I heard that he’d passed away. Then, one day, I was at home when I got a phone call. It was an attorney informing me that he was in charge of the mans will. And…he had left me his 5th wheel RV! I WAS SO SHOCKED.. but he’d always said he was gonna get me to go camping even if it was the last thing he did. And he stuck by his word. I guess all the way to the end.

Martin Ross

“You are no fan,” Saanvi observed.The man would have attracted little notice nearly anywhere in Millington but the Theodore Bradbury Gallery. He turned slowly with only his torso, lowered his gaze nearly two feet.“This is some woke shit.” He turned back to the print, shaved head glinting in the studio light. The towering, sunbaked man was in jeans and a black pocket tee turned a dusty near-indigo by constant self-laundering.“And how so? How is this painting ‘woke’?”He now turned completely, and the Arts Department chief regarded the ink peeking from his right sleeve. The man peered about the University gallery and the debut of “Our Fate In The Stars.”“Well, the whole thing, really,” he finally murmured. “This is what folks send their kids here for?”“Among many things. Among those, looking at the world in different ways.”“And what the hell way is this?” he muttered.Saanvi smiled again. “If this exhibit appears meaningless, how do you see it as ‘woke’?”The brawny man paused. “Look, I ain’t here to make trouble or anything.”“There is no trouble. I’m sincerely interested. My major area is cultural sociology – how customs and beliefs and art and rituals influence various societies and systems.”“So just what are you trying to say here? Read your daily horoscope?”Saanvi nodded appreciatively. “Fundamental belief systems continue to guide social norms, political perspectives, our relationships with others. Religious beliefs, community standards and ethics, generational biases, gender dynamics. These are divisive issues. So I selected a traditional system that bridges cultures and skirts contemporary religious and political thought streams. Astrology.”“Horoscopes.”

“In a 2020 survey of more than 173,000 Chinese ages 18 to 60, major personality traits were shown to have no reliable correlation to stereotypes associated with individual zodiac signs, such as heightened ambition in Aries, loyalty and passion in Leos, perfectionism in Virgos.”

The man smirked. Saanvi continued.

“At the same time, these stereotypes pose some undesirable social effects. The sign Virgo carries negative connotations for many Chinese, who see persons born under that sign as fussy or critical. Many respondents indicated they would refuse to date or even hire Virgos.”

The smirk vanished. “So what?”

Saanvi grinned happily. “The pandemic spurred a resurgence of interest in astrology. Isolated young people sought guidance in navigating challenging situations. My students have referred me to a number of astrology podcasts, and some even use dating apps like Co-Star that match astrologically inclined individuals. Did you know the global astrology industry was valued at $12.8 billion in 2021, and may reach $22 billion by 2030?

“Scientists are concerned about a generation leaning on astrology to make major life decisions influenced by commercial interests. You see ‘woke’ philosophy as indoctrinating individuals into a liberal hive mindset, correct? My interest is to encourage students to look within themselves for answers and scrutinize beliefs and institutions that propose predestined identity, behaviors, and destinies.”

“Dr. Deshpande?”

Again, Saanvi was forced to look up, this time at Assistant Prof. Ethan Cooper behind her shoulder. She smiled with amusement as Cooper and the stranger exchanged wary nods.

“Yeah, the president just got here,” the sculptor/metalsmith murmured.

“Gonna wait outside, I think,” the burly man rumbled, moving off. “Thanks for the conversation, Doc.”

“My,” the department chief breathed. “Doctor Deshpande. Did you hope my honorary or your indomitable presence would frighten him away?”

Ethan shrugged. “Sorry, Saanvi. After the vandalisms last week, I just wanted to, uh…”

“Assert alpha dominance? As if the president would deign to grace us with his presence during NCAA finals. Our guest neither raised his voice nor attempted to shout down my arguments. He didn’t come here for trouble. He was here for a specific purpose. Or person.”

“Please do go on.”

“The obvious assumption would be that our guest was a parent, venturing into the academic lion’s den to admire, tolerate, or more likely investigate his child’s creativity. Only one of the 12 pieces seemed to attract his full, considered attention. I tested him and sparked a reaction. Exasperation – affectionate exasperation.

“So our guest appeared to share a relationship with one of our artists. Parental, perhaps. But, if so, a detached or disaffected relationship. He asked if others enrolled their offspring in the University for this type of woke abstract nonsense, not if this was how his hard-earned wages were being expended. He may be a father, but an estranged one.”

“Long-lost daddy come to reconnect?” Ethan theorized. “Or maybe reclaim?”

“Why risk a public confrontation here in the gallery when he could simply wait outside?”

Prof. Deshpande did not normally subscribe to cues. But the uniformed man in the gallery entrance caught her eye, and she raised a finger as she crossed the floor.

“You Dr. Dez–, Desh–?” the young campus cop demanded.

“Deshpande, yes. May I help you?”

“We got one of your guys, one of your students, and he asked for you. A Hayden Barr?”

“I’m familiar with him. A sophomore. Has he been injured? Has he committed some kind of infraction?”

“Yeah, the second one. And, well, more than an infraction. We got a dead guy.”

**

He lay at the foot of the concrete bench beside The Abattoir of Ideas, at Wrightson Hall’s south entrance. The quad was relatively deserted, and red and blue University/Millington PD flashers illuminated Ethan Cooper’s tarnished metal installation, defining the tools of butchery, destruction, and warfare the assistant professor had welded about a VW-sized “brain.”

Even in the intermittent darkness, Saanvi could discern the seeping slit in the art critic’s black tee. She paused to study the spray-painted graffito on the bench above him, then sought out her sophomore, sitting dejectedly in the back seat of a Millington cruiser.

“Steve and I rolled up when we saw the dude on the ground,” a sturdy female University officer reported, one leg blocking Hayden’s flight. “Guy here was about 30 feet away, and he fled when we called out. I gave pursuit and brought him down in front of the Communications building.”

“And you didn’t lose sight of him at any time during the, ah, ‘pursuit’?” a fortysomething city detective asked. “Couldn’t have thrown anything away, stashed a weapon?”

“Nothing on him.” She glared at Hayden.

“And you didn’t see anybody else nearby?”

The officer backed a step, her baton nearly concussing Hayden Barr. “Nobody.”

“Detective Mead?” Saanvi asked gently.

The Millington cop looked down at his friend of an ostensible friend. “Professor. How you been?”

“Up to this point, very well. Should Mr. Barr contact an attorney?”

“Don’t know yet. We can’t seem to find a weapon.”

“I’m sorry, but weaponry is art,” Saanvi said. “The man’s wound seems wider and broader than what one might expect from an ordinary piece of cutlery or hunting knife. And I would be interested in knowing if the blade’s exit path might exhibit tearing.”

“You would. OK. Why?”

“That symbol someone spray-painted near the victim. Specifically, the symbol for the zodiac sign Sagittarius. The Archer.”

**

“It’s very…” Det. Mead struggled as he surveyed the 12 paintings, sculptures, lithographs, and miscellaneous objets about the now-deserted gallery.

“Yes,” Saanvi replied. “Each of my Ancient Norms in Contemporary Culture students was charged with creating a work conveying the superstitions, stereotypes, and/or influence of astrology in modern society. Sagittarius here takes aim at modern male toxicity.”

“And the artist?” Mead asked, staring up at the steroidally brawny behemoth in a red cap and loincloth leveling a camo-finished crossbow.

“Donita Carver. Who has been in Chicago for the last three days following the death of her grandmother. Moving on, Pisces is a water sign often used to connote healing, and the artist, Meta Gahrab, chose to address climate change and the oceans.”

Saanvi led Mead to the largest piece, anchoring the central wall.

“Fuck,” the detective stated. “Is that…?”

“It most assuredly is,” Prof. Deshpande sang. “Virgo. Chrystle – Chrystle McMasters, the artist, has a talent for using negative space.”

“And positive,” Mead argued, averting toward the descriptive placard next to the silk-screened, anatomically detailed canvas. “The little dudes with the bio-suits and ladders?”

“The patriarchy, working to preserve pristine womanhood,” Saanvi related.

“Mm. So how’s this connect to dead redneck downstairs?”

“I spotted the gentleman almost as soon as he entered the gallery. This was the first piece he approached.”

“Well…”

“He displayed no shock or prurient interest. He called the exhibit woke, a waste of college tuition. But he didn’t comment on what the general public likely would view as the most offensive piece in the gallery. So I pushed his buttons a bit. I referred to a Chinese study of discrimination against those born under the sign Virgo. He reacted as if familiar with the perceived traits of the Virgo.

“Now, are you aware of the recent series of break-ins and vandalisms across campus? The campus police have investigated, but I’m unaware if the Millington Police have been involved.”

Mead shrugged. “You guys told us you wanted to keep this inside the University. Minor damage, broken locks, some graffiti, maybe fake gang symbols, nothing major stolen.”

“Our department was one of the five targeted. It’s difficult to divine a common political or personal grievance against the medical imaging lab, the Center For Advanced Energy Utilization, the School of Environmental Sciences, the astrophysics department, and the School of Arts. Then I identified the symbols left at the scenes. Astrological symbols, specifically those for the signs Taurus, Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo, and Capricorn.”

“Maybe some kind of anti-science thing?” Mead pondered. “Some twisted rightwing protest? I take it the energy and environmental sciences folks do a lot of eco research, that sort of thing?”

“Well, the Nazis commissioned Swiss astrologer Karl Ernst Krafft to advise high-ranking German officials, and of course, we know Nancy Reagan came to depend on a White House astrologer to help guide the president’s activities and movements.”

“Soooo, what, the Campus Young Republicans are behind this?”

“I would doubt that. But my class discussion of the break-ins did reveal that a number of students – including three or four of mine – are involved in an astrology group, a club, of sorts…”

“Oh, good,” Mead responded. “A mystical stargazing cabal.”

“Not certain how they chartered it,” Saanvi said. “Would you care to speak to one of the founders? She’s also our Virgo.”

**

“Yeah, I said I don’t know,” Chrystle McMasters told the iPhone through her teeth. “No, I would rather you didn’t – you’re such an Aries, such a control freak. I said, I will see you at home. You got that leftover cake, and we can binge and do Squid Game.”

The artist tossed her phone in an open canvas bag and yelped as she spotted her faculty mentor and a very obvious cop waiting in the open gallery doorway.

“I’m sorry to intrude, Chrystle,” Prof. Deshpande murmured.

“Just my helicopter girlfriend. Sometimes, the matriarchy can be as oppressive as the patriarchy. And who’s this?”

“Detective Mead with the Millington Police. He’s investigating the murder that took place outside. Did you know someone painted the symbol for Sagittarius next to the body?”

“Jesus, this about the group?” McMasters breathed. “Dudes, we’re not a fucking cult or a terrorist cell or anything. We meet at the Coffee Commune, do our charts and talk about relationships and financial shit and stuff. I don’t know who these other assholes are, especially if they killed some guy. Was he a student?”

Mead pulled his iPhone from his windbreaker, and pulled up a photo. “Maybe you seen the guy? I’m going to show you the victim now. If you’re up to it.”

“If I’m up to it. Gimme.” The rangy brunette grabbed the phone, and her eyes locked on the image. The phone dropped to the eco-friendly bamboo floor.

“You OK?” Mead asked, retrieving his phone.

“Fuck no,” McMasters rasped. “That’s my fucking dad.”

**

“Well, biologically speaking,” Chrystle clarified after chugging the water Prof. Deshpande had supplied. “They put him in Joliet for shooting that minimart clerk in Bolingbrook 15 years ago. He came up for parole last fall, and started calling and texting. Said he was getting out in January, and when I made the mistake of telling him about the exhibit tonight, he said he wanted to come. I didn’t think he’d actually show.”

“You didn’t see him in the gallery?” Mead asked. McMasters slumped back, eyes red but dry.

“Yes, I fucking saw him, so I hid back here in the office. Then Professor Deshpande and Ethan got rid of him. I thought.”

“And you didn’t go anywhere after your dad left?”

Chrystle repeated her favorite catchphrase. “Ethan, Prof. Cooper, was working on some grant forms over there. We talked shit the whole time, ‘til you guys shut the exhibit down.” She drained the rest of the bottle. “I didn’t think Dad’d have the balls.”

**

Ethan Cooper had retreated to his second floor office, where he appeared to be completing the aforementioned grant application.

“Yeah, Chrystle was with me the whole time. She didn’t say anything about that guy, though. Kinda figures – growing up in Nebraska, I met a lot of tough guy hardcases like that.”

“Let’s change gears for a moment,” Mead said. “When the art department got vandalized a few months back, was anything valuable stolen or destroyed?”

The craftsman pushed back from his keyboard. “I wouldn’t say valuable. Hayden couldn’t finish his current project because they apparently walked off with what ferrofluid we had left.”

“Ferrofluid?” Mead asked.

“Hayden’s been working in ferrofluid – it’s like this magnetic liquid you can use to create static or even moving sculptures. Hayden’s become almost like a Jedi with the stuff.”

“So this is like a chemical compound. What else they use it for?”

The artist turned to his laptop and, after a few minutes, dropped back. Saanvi skirted the detective and peered over Cooper’s broad shoulder. Then she looked to Mead. “Oh, cursed academic myopia. Ferrofluids are used in recycling to remove metals from refuse and in bioresearch to separate particular cells from cell clusters. They can be applied in drug targeting and theoretically in developing thruster mechanisms for small satellites. As well as medical imaging and possible harvesting of ‘vibration energy’ from the environment. I think that might well constitute an ‘Eureka.’”

Mead frowned. “Still doesn’t tell us where our missing weapon might be.”

Prof. Deshpande smiled. “Actually, the victim was virtually surrounded by weapons. Come along, please.”

**

“Nope,” Assistant Professor Cooper sighed after an exhaustive inswpection. “Everything seems to be in order, and, what’s more, intact. Unless the killer brought welding gear.”

“What’s that on your sleeve?” Mead asked. “No, left one. Looks like blood. See you can find where that came from.”

Cooper focused his Maglite over the fused composite of knives, augers, mines, bayonets, and butcher’s tools reminiscent of the Nebraska sculptor’s adolescence. The spotlight halted over a congealing red-black streak bisecting a SWAT shield.

“Ah,” Saanvi turned toward the campus cruiser. “Oh, by the way, a belated Happy Birthday!”

“Thanks!” the killer sang, before gripping the passenger door frame.

“Ah,” Mead echoed. “Leftover cake for a March birthday girl. An Aries, I presume? You mind I take a look at your unit, Officer What…?”

“Officer Quennell, Dana Quennell.” the compact policewoman stated crisply, relaxing her grip with a tight smile. “No, not at all, Officer…?

“Detective. If you and your partner can just stand off, over there. And yeah, you, Barr? Get on out of there.”

“The bizarre but minor nature of the recent Zodiac break-ins didn’t rise to a city investigation,” Prof. Deshpande began. “But I imagine you were quick to volunteer to search the premises, Officer Quennell. It was simple enough to remove small quantities of ferrofluids and ID them as stolen. Chrystle must have told you weeks ago her father planned to visit, and being the ‘helicopter’ girlfriend she describes, you were worried he might pose a material threat, rekindle a toxic relationship?”

Det. Mead foraged in the trunk of his own unit, tugging an MPD poncho free.

“Did Chrystle tell you she would ask her father to meet her outside the Arts Center, or did you suggest it? Ethan’s stunning installation. A perfect forest in which to hide a leaf.”

“Chesterton,” Ethan mused. “The Father Brown guy. Antisemitic bastard, too.”

“My. You staged the campus break-ins to accumulate enough ferrofluids to magnetize your disappearing ‘arrow.’ Then, you affixed it to Ethan’s piece. You contrived a reason to come by the center, and watched for McMasters. You pulled your improvised weapon from the sculpture, impaled Chrystle’s father, sprayed the zodiac symbol on the bench to implicate the campus ‘vandals,’ re-concealed the arrow, and called your associate to the scene.”

“Yo, Steve,” Mead called. “While we were inside, she search that, uh, installation thing?”

“She was hoping we’d find the weapon, score some points. I kept an eye on Barr.”

“And what’d your partner do after searching the thingie?”

“She checked out her unit. Dana thought the front driver’s tire looked low.”

Quennell started to move forward. “Whooaaa, girlfriend. See, you thought the dumbass cop would search inside the car and then wish you a contrite fare-thee-well.” He spread the poncho on the damp asphalt behind the open driver’s door, and knelt next to the radial with a grunt. In a second, he displayed a bloodied, sawed-off metal “arrow” – seemingly a sharpened ornamental fence topper.

“It would appear you got something stuck on your undercarriage,” Mead observed.

**

“It was his own ‘sign,’” Saanvi extinguished the gallery lights. “He bore his own poorly rendered constellation.”

“Prison tat,” Det. Mead nodded. “The four outside dots are the prison, the center the prisoner. Good eye, Doc.”

“Tattoos are art,” Prof. Deshpande noted. “What marks us; how we mark ourselves. Ultimately, we seek tribal connection, or we adapt to survive within the tribe. Whatever that may entail.”

Georgia Baked Ham

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Ingredients

  • 1 (13 to 15 pound) fully cooked bone-in ham
  • 4 cups sifted all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons ground cloves
  • 2 tablespoons ground cinnamon
  • 2 tablespoons ground mustard
  • 1 teaspoon black pepper
  • 1 cup (approximately) apple cider (not hard cider)
  • Brown sugar for topping

Instructions

  1. Trim some of the fat from ham.
  2. Combine flour, brown sugar, spices, mustard and pepper. Add enough cider to make a dough.
  3. Roll out dough into an oval, large enough to cover top and sides of ham. Drape dough over ham and lightly pat it in place so it clings to the surface. Do not encase the ham completely with the dough, just cover the top and sides leaving the bottom open.
  4. Place the ham on a rack in a shallow, open roasting pan. Start ham in a cold oven. Set control to 325 degrees F.
  5. Bake until thermometer reads 160 degrees F, about 3 1/2 to 4 hours, basting with cider every 30 minutes.
  6. After it’s baked, remove dough jacket and discard.
  7. Sprinkle ham with brown sugar and return to oven until top is bubbly and golden.

As a kid I often travelled from Copenhagen to Chicago to visit my father’s family.

On this flight my father had gotten us some very cheap tickets, though these seats were several rows apart. It didn’t really matter much to me, since I was pretty much fully immersed in a book I was reading, Dværgen fra Normandiet by Lars-Henrik Olsen.

I had a couple of chapters left when food service began and I had to put the book away. This was when the boy next to me tried to start up a conversation by asking what book I was reading, allowing me to gush to this stranger about my current “favorite” book (back then I had a new favorite every time I picked up a book). I went on and on, retelling the plot, pointing out my favorite passages, commenting on the characters, etc. Oh and to clarify the next part, I had the aisle seat, the boy was in the middle, and an older man in the window seat. I soliloquized for about 15 minutes until the man in the window seat leaned forward and said: “Thank you”.

Turned out it was the author, travelling with his son. I spent the entire visit living high on this experience, telling my father about it over and over, starting as soon as we landed.

President of China: “The West must adapt . . . . or disappear.”

Hal Turner World July 15, 2025

President Xi Jinping of China, meeting with Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov of Russia, made some brutal remarks about the United States and Europe today.

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Xi said “China and Russia are not building an alliance. We are building a new global reality. The West must either adapt or disappear.”

He went on to say: “The West wants others to live in perpetual poverty so that their banks remain rich.”

Then, the big remark:  speaking before Lavrov and Iran Foreign Minister Araqchi, Xi Jinping declared: “We do not seek to rule the world… only to liberate it from those who believe they own it.”

He’s talking about us; the United States and Europe.

Readers would do well to seriously contemplate the serious implications for us in the US and Europe.

Xi Jinping is not some nobody; he’s President of China.  They have the men, the equipment, the Navy, and the money to make-good on every word he spoke.

Procrastination may be tempting, but progress is far more satisfying

My then-boyfriend and I had been out in our smallish home town seeing some friends. On the way to drop me off at my house, we stopped by the local gas station to buy him some cigarettes.

I got out of the truck to smoke one while I waited on him. On his way back to the truck, he had a guy with him that he obviously knew. Turns out they worked together at a manufacturing plant in the area. As they chatted, I grew more and more uncomfortable.

It wasn’t anything they were saying, it was just a feeling that came over me. In a couple of minutes, it turned to panic.

I had never, before or since, had a panic attack or anything like it. It got so bad that within ten minutes, I told them I had to leave right this minute or I was going to throw up. My then-boyfriend quickly said goodbye to the guy and we left for my house.

On the way, I started feeling better and better. He thanked me for getting him out of the conversation because he really didn’t like the guy and didn’t want to talk to him. He said no one liked the guy but they were all afraid of him.

Later that night, we found out he left us, went to Papa Joe’s house (a super nice older man they worked with at the plant) and beat him to death with a beer bottle because he wouldn’t give him money for drugs. Make of that what you will.

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Unfinished To-Do List

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another purr-fectly delightful adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a to-do list, a reluctant pig, and a lesson about tackling the hardest tasks first. What follows is a story filled with humor, heart, and a moral that will leave you feeling inspired to tackle your own challenges head-on. So grab your sense of purpose, and let’s dive into The Case of the Unfinished To-Do List .


A Morning Full of Promises

It all began on a crisp autumn morning when the sun peeked over the horizon, casting golden light across the barnyard. Sir Whiskerton sat perched atop his favorite hay bale, sipping imaginary tea from an equally imaginary teacup. The animals were bustling around, preparing for the day ahead.

“Good morning, Sir Whiskerton!” Doris the hen squawked as she waddled by, dragging a wagon full of feathers. “I’ve got so much to do today—plucking, preening, and perfecting my plumage!”

“Morning, Whiskerton!” Porkchop the pig grunted, rolling lazily in his mud puddle. “I’m supposed to clean out the troughs, fix the fence, and paint a mural on the barn wall. But honestly? I’d rather just nap.”

Sir Whiskerton raised an eyebrow. “Paint a mural? Since when are you an artist?”

“Since Lester inspired me,” Porkchop replied, gesturing toward the tattooed pig who was busy sketching designs on the ground. “But don’t worry—I’ll get to it… eventually.”

“Eventually?” Sir Whiskerton said, narrowing his eyes. “Porkchop, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in my years as a detective, it’s that procrastination only leads to chaos. You must tackle the hardest task first, or the rest of your day will spiral into disarray.”

Porkchop snorted. “Easier said than done, Whiskerton. Fixing the fence sounds awful. I’d rather start with something fun, like painting.”

Sir Whiskerton sighed dramatically. “Very well. But mark my words—you’ll regret it.”


The Chaos Begins

By midday, the consequences of Porkchop’s decision became painfully clear. He had spent hours painting a vibrant mural of himself eating corn, complete with swirling colors and bold brushstrokes. It was impressive, but unfinished business loomed large.

Meanwhile, the broken fence remained unrepaired, allowing the chickens to wander into the vegetable garden. Doris and her entourage clucked furiously as they chased after runaway cabbages. Rufus the dog barked wildly, trying to herd the hens back into their coop. Even Ferdinand the duck joined the fray, honking loudly and flapping his wings in confusion.

“Whiskerton!” Doris screeched, storming up to the cat. “This is a disaster! My girls are everywhere, and my cabbage patch is ruined!”

Sir Whiskerton flicked his tail dismissively. “Perhaps if someone had prioritized fixing the fence over painting a self-portrait, this wouldn’t have happened.”

Porkchop emerged from behind the barn, covered in paint and looking sheepish. “Okay, okay, I messed up. But what do I do now?”


The Plan

Sir Whiskerton leapt gracefully onto a nearby fence post, surveying the chaos below. “Here’s the plan,” he announced. “First, we repair the fence. Then, we round up the chickens. Finally, we salvage whatever vegetables remain. And Porkchop—you’re leading the charge.”

“What? Me?” Porkchop squealed. “Why me?”

“Because you created this mess,” Sir Whiskerton said sternly. “And because every great leader knows that the hardest part of any job must come first.”

With no other choice, Porkchop reluctantly agreed. Sir Whiskerton rallied the troops: Rufus helped gather tools, Doris organized her hens, and even Ferdinand pitched in by distracting the stragglers with his off-key quacking.


Tackling the Hard Part

Fixing the fence proved to be as difficult as Porkchop feared. The wooden planks were splintered, the nails were rusty, and his hooves weren’t exactly designed for hammering. But with encouragement from Sir Whiskerton (“You’re doing splendidly, Porkchop!”) and a few clumsy yet determined swings of the hammer, the fence slowly came together.

Once the fence was secure, rounding up the chickens was surprisingly easy. Doris led her flock back to the coop while Rufus wagged his tail proudly. Even the vegetable garden wasn’t a total loss—some carrots and potatoes survived the chaos.

Finally, Porkchop returned to his mural, adding the finishing touches with renewed energy. The once-distracted pig now stood tall, admiring his handiwork alongside the repaired fence and happy hens.


A Happy Ending

As the sun set over the farm, the animals gathered to celebrate a job well done. Doris clucked contentedly, Rufus wagged his tail, and even Ferdinand gave a quacky rendition of “We Did It!”

“Well done, Porkchop,” Sir Whiskerton said, smirking. “Looks like you’ve learned a valuable lesson today.”

“I sure did,” Porkchop admitted. “Doing the hard stuff first makes everything else feel like a breeze. Who knew?”

“Indeed,” Sir Whiskerton replied. “Now, if only Harold the rooster would apply this wisdom to his morning crowing…”


The Moral of the Story

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Always tackle the most challenging parts of a task first. By doing so, you’ll find that the rest of the work becomes easier, and success is within reach. And remember—as Sir Whiskerton always says, “Procrastination may be tempting, but progress is far more satisfying.”

Until next time, my friends.
The End.

In 2020 , just before Covid 19 there were roughly 76,000 Indians living in China on Students Permit Or Work Permit

I know of my friends in SBI Shanghai whom I met recently and they have many friends from the Consulate, Teachers, English Coaches, Pharma guys and Businessmen

Most Indians live in Guangzhou, Beijing, Shanghai, Guangdong, Chongqing and Hangzhou

Shanghai has its own Bengali Association, Khalsa Association and Marathi Association

You have 4 Tamil Sangamams in Shanghai, Beijing, Guangdong and Guangzhou

They screen Padayappa Or Arunachalam every Pongal

Then you have a composite INDIAN ASSOCIATION

A Group of fellow indians whom you can contact for Visa issues, Doctor information, Bank related queries, School related queries

You want to celebrate Diwali? No Issues. They celebrate Diwali every year

They even celebrate EID if you have muslim families

Durga Puja? Just call the Bengali Association (Sadly you don’t get Khichuri Beguni but Nan and Paneer Makhni but still…). No need to be a Bengali.

Sadly the Bengali family I met HAD NO IDEA WHAT ALOO POSTO WAS!!!!!

The Guy who is in his late 30s said “Those must be dishes mother used to make and we eat without questioning”

Flag Hoisting? The Indian Consulate happily gives a breakfast and fellow Indians can hoist the flag on 26/1 or 15/8


So dont worry about a thing

Indians always find each other outside India

All Differences disappear and vanish

It’s only IN INDIA that all these nonsense of language and religion and caste exist

Let’s hope it doesn’t spread among Indians living overseas

Short version: White supremacy

Long version (with exposition and evidence) : White supremacy.

China and Chinese have always been the target of white supremacists today and in the past.

In 2025 white supremacists might say China is a threat because of whatever the CIA tells them… which of course is mostly lies. White supremacists buy this because they’re generally not very nice people. Many of them dream of blowing up the Three Gorges dam. They think 100 million dead Chinese (and they’d use a slur for that) is just GOOD FUN!

What can do however is look at the past. This was Jack London. He wrote a story in 1910.

Here’s an extract:

He dreamed of using bio weapons against China.

Remember this was 1910, 12 months before the Qing Dynasty of China collapsed and China would fall into the Warlord period. It was after the boxer rebellion in 1899 and the Boxer Protocol where massive repairations were extracted from China. China was no threat to ANYBODY in 1910. They had undergone economic collapse had all the sea ports occupied and 20 million people were dying from famine each year. AND in 1912 had a US backed government the Republic of China KMT.

Yet the white supremacists still wanted to exterminate Chinese for simply existing.

Same with Chinese exclusion acts and anti Chinese laws.

Many many westerners see the existence of non whites to be utterly unacceptable. I’m hedging here and being careful with my words but that word many isn’t a small number or some vanishingly small % as claimed.

We can see how racist slurs are completely acceptable in the western world encouraged even

  1. Never get seriously injured ( so bad that you need surgery).
  2. Never being in debt (excluding your mortgage; most people, including myself, can’t afford to pay for a house outright).
  3. Getting blackout drunk ( I walked across a bridge over one hundred feet high while being blackout drunk; I’m lucky to tell the tale).
  4. Going to a dirty hotel ( you get what you pay for); I went to one where there were dirty underwear in the bathroom and cockroaches. I paid £1000 to move to a 5-star hotel.
  5. I’ve had a couple of bad breakups with ex-partners. They’re very difficult emotionally. Just walk away, don’t look back, and don’t drag it out.
  6. Being in a job you dislike with people you don’t respect. Life is far too short for this. Start applying for new jobs.
  7. When I tried weed years ago, someone gave me a bong with far too much weed in it. After taking a hit, I thought I was going to die. I’m never doing that again.
  8. Eating food in a foreign country with many flies around. I went to Turkey on holiday around 15 years ago when I was a kid and contracted salmonella. Some unpleasant stuff was coming out of both ends of my body, and it even hurt to wipe my butt. I Don’t recommend this.
  9. I was skiing down an Icy black run (challenging ski slope) in the French Alps. I’m usually a proficient skier, and black runs are fairly easy for me, but there was this almost unskiable one when I went to Les Arcs. The moguls were a metre high, and they were everywhere. The run was also narrow. I ended up falling over a mogul and crashed down the mountain head-first. It wasn’t fun, but some French bloke luckily helped me.
  10. I didn’t try hard enough in school. After finishing high school, I received my GCSE results but failed every exam. When I got home, I cried on the stairs, stroking my black cat.
  11. Losing a pet: I felt as sad when I lost my cat Ali as I did losing any of my family (if not more). I had Ali from when I was 3 years old, and he was the most lovely, relaxed cat you could ever have. He had to get put down at almost 20 years old. I remember going out for Indian food with my family after he passed away, and I was crying into my curry. I still miss him.
  12. Having to deal with someone who suffers from severe mental health, growing up, I had to visit my mum in psychiatric hospitals due to her mental health. Luckily, she’s okay now, but it was very hard on me and my family.
  13. Jumping off a wall on my BMX bike to perform a stunt. (without a helmet) I ended up knocking myself out and being sent to hospital in an ambulance. Luckily, I was okay.
  14. Training too heavy in the gym, I was performing weighted chin-ups at the gym with 20kg attached to my waist, and I ended up tearing cartilage in my wrist, causing pain for a year, which I ultimately needed to have surgery to fix.
  15. Getting into a romantic relationship with someone too quickly. Never rush into a relationship. Make sure as much as you can that you’re compatible with someone before making the relationship official.
  16. Leaving potatoes to rot in the back of my cupboard. This caused a fruit fly infestation in my home. Eventually, I realised that the potatoes were rotting and resolved the issue by throwing them in the bin. But flies are so annoying.

Southern Karo Syrup Chicken

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Ingredients

  • 1 broiler-fryer chicken
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1/2 cup Karo corn syrup
  • 1/2 cup orange juice
  • 3 tablespoons lemon juice

Instructions

  1. Cut up chicken.
  2. In skillet over medium heat, cook chicken in butter about 30 minutes or until tender. Drain off fat.
  3. Mix remaining ingredients and pour over chicken. Cook over medium heat, turning often, for 5 to 10 minutes or until glazed.

Olivier Breuleux

Many people don’t believe that everything is connected. It’s strange. They believe in magnets, in electromagnetic waves, in quantum action at a distance. They believe that the force of gravity makes the Earth revolve around the Sun, and yet they do not believe that the same forces can influence the smaller details of our fate. They believe that it is all up to them. That they have free will. They say that Jupiter can gently pull the Sun, yet it cannot move our infinitely smaller souls.

 

A paradox.

 

The stars are difficult to read, for sure. The horoscopes in the newspaper are wishy-washy nonsense written by lowly paid interns who do not have an inkling of physics or differential equations—you would not expect someone to be able to predict the weather without a doctorate and a powerful computer, would you? This is no different.

 

As a mathemastrologer, I can see the strings with which the cosmic puppeteers ordain our every move. I can follow their course, untangle their knots. This is how I have been able to read my own future for the past ten years. I knew prior to conception that I would become pregnant, and that it would be a boy. I saw my mother’s death in the conjunction of Saturn and Venus, right before a car accident plucked her out of the numbers of the living.

One month ago, I read the death of my six year old son in the firmament.

 

As unwavering as it used to be, my faith was shaken.

 

In astrology, but I suppose this is true of other disciplines, you get attached to the objects of your work. You come to love the intricate play of the planets with your own fate, the way that your mood ebbs in sync with Neptune’s tempests or gets lifted by the tides. I was married to the cosmos—but that day, the idyll was shattered. The cosmos had betrayed my trust. It had been difficult to accept my mother’s death, to see it coming without interfering, but I had told myself that this moment comes for everyone. This, though, I could not abide. It was too cruel. Dear little Patrick, the star around which my life revolved, could not be extinguished, not now, not ever. I would rather do without the rest of the universe.

 

I started to believe in free will. Not out of logic, but out of necessity. There had to be a way to save him.

 

I poured myself in calculations, poured my life savings into computing power, sat night and day at my desk to find out precisely how and when Patrick would die. “He will drown in the pool,” the stars said. Very well—I drained the pool. But fighting fate was like trying to contain water within a sieve: if you plugged one hole, the water would simply drip from another. Still, I thought, there was a finite number of them: could I not plug all holes? I had to be strong, clever, steady, relentless, exhaustive. How was Patrick going to die, now that the pool was empty? Drown in the bathtub? I locked the bathroom. Drown in a friend’s pool? Let’s not go to their place, then. Drown in the lake? Let’s not go to the lake. Soon enough, there remained no possibility of drowning.

 

The firmament still wanted Patrick’s soul to rise up into its clutches, though. Fall down the stairs? I confined him to the first floor. Choke on food? I blended it into puree. The star map became more and more erratic in its dogged attempts to murder my child, threatening anything from an exploding oven (let’s not cook) to plague rats (they cannot bite through five inches of padding). The signs became more and more numerous, culminating into a singularity at midnight when the dangers would number into the millions. After that, I could not tell, but I was determined to find out. I would fight off an infinite number of threats for Patrick’s sake. At midnight, he would be alive and I would have asserted my free will, in defiance of the cosmos.

 

Six hours before midnight, someone banged at my door, insistently. I tried my best to ignore it, but I saw it was my colleague Olaf, the most brilliant mathemastrologer I knew, and a small part of my mind wanted to hear him out. I opened up a sliver.

 

“What is it?”

 

“Sonia,” he said, wringing his hands nervously, “whatever you are doing, please stop.”

 

“Stop what?”

 

“Stop, uh… You cannot save him. It is Written.”

 

“No,” I sneered. “I am his mother. Do not tell me what I can or cannot do.”

 

I stared him down. Blessedly, the stars foresaw no harm would come to me, which meant that he could not force his way in or do anything rash to stop me, lest he violated the celestial plan to the same degree that I was going to. I felt like a chess Grandmaster.

 

“Please, Sonia, please,” he pleaded, literally falling to his knees as he did so. “You have no idea what forces you are meddling with.”

 

I knew exactly what forces I was meddling with. I was meddling with the Sun (330,000 Earths), with Saturn (95 Earths), with Jupiter (318 Earths). If their combined masses couldn’t stop me, that was their problem, not mine. I did what I had to do: I slammed the door in his face.

 

“Free will exists, Olaf,” I yelled through the wood for his edification, “and I will prove it.”

 

I spent the next five hours moving furniture as Patrick was asleep on the couch, always in plain view and sedated for his own good. I boarded and caulked every single opening I could see. When there was only one hour left before midnight, as indicated by at least five different clocks, I locked ourselves up into the basement and waited for the singularity to come past.

 

Time passed like molasses through the hourglass—but it did pass. Thirty minutes left before midnight. Fifteen minutes. Beads of sweat accumulated on my brow. Ten. Five. Three. I got up briefly to stretch my sleeping legs, and right at that moment something erupted from the cabinet next to me, which I could have sworn I had checked. Olaf jumped out. Olaf, the valiant defender of the stars, had somehow found a way in and he held a butcher knife in his hands. He fell heavily on the bundle I was ostensibly protecting, preternaturally quickly, so that I had no time to react. He stabbed the bundle over and over and over again. I screamed.

 

Olaf stopped as suddenly as he had started. There was no blood on the knife. The bundle was empty. He turned to me, but I was already gone, frantically pulling out the nails on the board I had used to condemn the door leading to the stairs.

 

“Sonia,” he said, apologetically although his efforts had been unnecessary. “The universe…”

 

I was already out and running like a headless chicken in the house. Thirty seconds left on the clock. Then, I howled. Olaf ran to me and saw me kneeling in front of the bathroom door, under which a red liquid was seeping. Thirty seconds.

 

“Get out,” I said between my teeth. “Get out!”

 

“The universe has spoken!” he shouted as the knife clattered to the ground. Ten seconds left. Five. Two. One. I was finally alone. I turned the handle and swung the door open. Zero.

 

At last I let my face regain its composure. On the ground, ketchup was running out of a dish propped up by melting ice. My vaudeville had worked, at least part of it. It was past midnight, now, so what was done was done. Hoping that the stars also bought my gambit, I walked to the attic and unboarded the small dormer window that gave onto the roof.

 

“Patrick?” I said.

 

“Mom?” he answered.

 

I clambered down to the slanted roof. Yes, I had left Patrick on the roof, all alone, with no way out but the ground. No, I was not crazy. Even as it attempted to murder a child, the cosmos still expected his mother to protect him. The very idea that she would willfully leave him unattended in a dangerous place was so strange, so improbable that it lied in an uncharted area of the calculations. The million dangers I foresaw in the singularity were all concentrated into the safest nooks of the house, and so I put all of my chips in the one place that I could not read. I was thrilled to savor my victory—not content with being a Grandmaster, I was now the Champion. I smothered my son in kisses. Even as I did so, he asked, in a confused voice:

 

“Mom, where’s Jupiter?”

 

I followed his gaze to the spot where Jupiter had to be, as surely as the sun rises in the East (I had taught him well). The sky at that location was black. The eeriness overpowered me for a moment, and then it sank in: everything is connected. I realized that what was impossible, was obvious: if our fate was linked to the orbits of the celestial bodies by all of these invisible threads, was their fate not itself linked to our own actions?

 

I ran down to my office and frantically ran calculations to get the answer to the question I should have asked at the very start: in a world where Patrick had survived the twelve strokes of midnight, where was Jupiter? To my dismay, I found only one, singular solution: in order to save my child, Jupiter had to take a completely different orbit, an orbit that went as close to Earth as… as close to Earth as the Moon did.

 

Rumors came to my ears from the outside. Shouts, howls, tearful cries, the noise of chaos and despair. I went out to see. On the horizon in the East, a gargantuan white crescent was rising, so large that it was soon to take over the entire sky. I felt its tide, so strong that it pulled my entire body towards it. I do not need math to know that Patrick is doomed after all. So am I. So are we all.

I was in the ninth grade and he was a senior who enjoyed torturing and beating up on smaller kids.

At the time I was really skinny and couldn’t defend myself against someone like him so I just had to take the abuse.

His name was Jackie and he played hockey for my high school team and was known for being a killer on ice. He would shove me into my locker and steal my money and lunch.

After a while this became a weekly routine.

One day I had enough and got up early to take my dog out.

As he did his business I picked it up with a plastic bag and then put pieces of his shit in the sandwich my mother made for me, knowing that the bully would steal it and eat it.

As planned, I waited at my locker for Jackie the bully to show up and he took my hat and lunch bag. Then checked me for money and took about five dolllars from me. Then I watched in the cafeteria as Jackie opened the lunch bag, took out the sandwich and began taking bites.

After about a minute I saw him spit out something and open the sandwich and smell it. Then he went running for the bathrooms and from what I heard he got very sick.

About thirty minutes later an ambulance arrived and took Jackie to the hospital. I got called into the vice principal’s office and was interrogated about what was in the sandwich and I denied everything, just claiming he stole it.

The VP disciplinarian wasn’t buying it. He accused me of putting the dog sh#% in the sandwich because I knew that Jackie would steal it and eat it, and then told me I was brilliant but he was now concerned that Jackie would retaliate and I told him I would take my chances.

I went out and bought a mini baseball bat and kept it inside my locker.

When Jackie returned I was ready. As soon as I saw him come at me I pulled the bat from y locker and began hitting him with it.

First the hands. Then I whacked his shins and then I whacked his stomach as hard as I could. After about a minute of fighting I could see that I had hurt Jackie and he was now collapsing on the ground.

As I was about to hit him again, the VP disciplinarian showed up and grabbed the bat out of my hand.

Once again, Jackie went to the hospital and was kept in the VP’s office until the police arrived and took me into custody.

My parents came down to the station to get me but I had to appear before a judge the next morning and was arraigned on assault with a deadly weapon. I was sent away to reform school for the remainder of that school year and forced to repeat my sophomore year.

Reform school was very scary and I still think about it today.

The guards there were very strict and forced me to stay awake while they played cards and smoked cigarettes.

I got out and went back to my high school an was how left behind, but no one ever bothered me again.

I used to see Jackie in the hallways and askarka wound have it I grew to he big and tall and he stayed about the same.

China has already far surpassed all others technologically – Josef Mahoney, Prof. Chinese Politics

Sometimes, the strangest things can lead us to the deepest truths

My girlfriend and I, and two other couples decided that we should drive to the city and see a movie. I was the only one with a car that would seat six. When we started planning it, they asked me if I would drive them, I said, of course, as long as we didn’t go see, a certain movie. I had read the book, and didn’t want to see the movie. We started going through the movie section of the local paper. This was back in 1981. There were more than 30 different movies to pick from, and one of the girls picked the movie I said I wouldn’t go to. Within seconds everyone agreed. I said that I wouldn’t go to that movie. Everyone said I was being rude and selfish. That the majority wanted that movie. I pointed out I had said I would drive to any movie, except that one, and I was only keeping my word.Everyone, including my girlfriend said that majority rules. I said that they had 30 other movies to pick from, and they had to pick the only one, I had said I wouldn’t go to. By this time it was the principle of the matter, when someone says they will drive to see any movie, except for one, and they just have to choose that one, its like they don’t care about you. Of course they said the same thing about me, not wanting to see a movie that the majority chose. It would have been different if I hadn’t made it a condition of driving, before we even looked to see what movies were available. I thought I was being nice by agreeing to take my car. I refused to drive, they decided to cram the five of them in another car. I broke up with that girlfriend shortly after.

Richard Wolff: The FALL of the US Empire–US Denial, Europe Burns, BRICS & China Rise

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Moonlit Melon: A Tale of Mystery, Mischief, and Metaphysics

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale that blends the absurd with the profound, the whimsical with the philosophical. Today’s story is one of strange happenings, odd characters, and a mystery that will leave you pondering the deeper meaning of life—or at least the deeper meaning of melons. So, grab your sense of humor and a slice of watermelon (for snacking), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Moonlit Melon: A Tale of Mystery, Mischief, and Metaphysics.


The Mysterious Melon

It all began on a quiet evening when the farmer, ever the eccentric, decided to plant a single watermelon in the middle of the barnyard. “It’s an experiment,” he muttered to himself, as he carefully placed the seed in the soil. “I want to see if it grows better under the light of the moon.”

The animals, of course, were intrigued. “What’s he doing?” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings in excitement.

“Doing!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of straw.

Even Rufus the dog, usually more interested in napping, couldn’t resist the allure of the mysterious melon. “It’s just a watermelon,” he said, wagging his tail. “What’s the big deal?”

But as the days passed, the melon began to grow… and grow… and grow. It became a massive, glowing orb that seemed to pulse with an otherworldly light. The animals were mesmerized. “It’s… it’s magical!” Doris declared, her eyes wide with wonder.

“Magical!” Harriet clucked.

“Clucked!” Lillian added, still on the ground.


The Farmer’s Peculiar Behavior

As the melon grew, so did the farmer’s obsession with it. He spent hours each day talking to the melon, singing to it, and even reading it poetry. “It’s like he’s in love with it,” Porkchop the pig said, munching on an apple.

“Love!” Ditto the kitten echoed, popping up from behind a hay bale.

“Not now, Ditto,” I said, flicking my tail. “This is serious. The farmer is clearly losing his mind.”


Sir Whiskerton Investigates

Determined to get to the bottom of the farmer’s peculiar behavior, I decided to investigate. I approached the melon, which was now the size of a small barn, and gave it a cautious sniff. “Hmm,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “It smells… like watermelon. But there’s something else. Something… strange.”

As I pondered the mystery, a voice suddenly echoed through the barnyard. “Greetings, Sir Whiskerton.”

I spun around, my fur standing on end. “Who’s there?” I demanded.

“It is I,” the voice said, emanating from the melon itself. “The Moonlit Melon.”

The animals gasped. “It talks!” Doris squawked.

“Talks!” Harriet echoed.

“Echoed!” Lillian added, fainting again.


The Melon’s Message

The Moonlit Melon explained that it had been imbued with the wisdom of the cosmos, thanks to the farmer’s moonlit experiment. “I am here to impart a message,” the melon said in a deep, resonant voice. “A message of unity, harmony, and the interconnectedness of all things.”

“Interconnectedness?” Porkchop said, tilting his head. “What does that even mean?”

“It means,” the melon said, “that we are all part of the same cosmic tapestry. The farmer, the animals, the plants—we are all one.”

The animals were silent for a moment, processing this profound revelation. Then Doris spoke up. “So… does that mean I’m connected to this melon?”

“Yes,” the melon said. “And to the farmer, and to the stars above.”

“Stars!” Harriet clucked.

“Clucked!” Lillian added, still on the ground.


The Farmer’s Epiphany

As the melon continued to impart its cosmic wisdom, the farmer emerged from the barn, his eyes wide with wonder. “I… I understand now,” he said, his voice trembling. “The melon is right. We are all connected. All part of the same cosmic dance.”

The animals exchanged puzzled glances. “Is he… okay?” Rufus asked, tilting his head.

“Okay!” Ditto echoed.

“Not now, Ditto,” I said, flicking my tail.


The Moral of the Story

As the farmer embraced the melon’s message of unity, the animals reflected on the day’s events.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, the strangest things can lead us to the deepest truths. Whether it’s a glowing melon, a peculiar farmer, or a cat with a knack for solving mysteries, the world is full of wonders that remind us of our interconnectedness. And while it’s easy to dismiss the odd and unusual, embracing it can lead to unexpected insights—and a lot of laughs along the way.


A Happy Ending

With the mystery solved and the farmer’s sanity (mostly) restored, the farm returned to its usual state of peaceful chaos. The Moonlit Melon, having imparted its wisdom, shrunk back to a normal size and was enjoyed by all the animals in a grand feast. Even the farmer joined in, though he insisted on saving a few seeds for his next “cosmic experiment.”

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The melon was gone, the farm was at peace, and all was right in the world.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new mysteries, and hopefully, no more talking melons. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

Southern Shrimp Sandwich

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Yield: 6 marvelous sandwiches

Ingredients

  • 3/4 pound (340 grams) cooked shrimp, coarsely chopped
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) chopped green pepper (capsicum)
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) chopped celery
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) chopped cucumber
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) diced tomatoes
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) finely chopped scallion, green and white parts
  • 1/4 cup (60 ml) mayonnaise
  • Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste
  • Hot sauce to taste (optional)
  • 6 hot dog buns
  • 2 tablespoons (30 ml) butter
  • 1 cup (250 ml) shredded lettuce

Instructions

  1. Combine shrimp, vegetables, mayonnaise, salt, pepper and hot sauce (if desired) in a bowl and toss to combine thoroughly.
  2. Spread the buns with butter and divide the lettuce among them.
  3. Top with the shrimp mixture.

Been there.

There I was, in 5th or 6th grade. It was morning recess at Nate Mack Elementary School in suburban Las Vegas. The usual stuff was going on: basketball, four-square, tetherball, etc. But suddenly the games were interrupted, because someone saw this:

My school was about 4 miles from “ground zero.”

Mind you, this was 1988. I wouldn’t say it was at the height of the Cold War, but all we kids knew was that the Russians were out there and they were bad. Many of us also knew that the greater Las Vegas area housed Nellis Air Force Base, although most of us didn’t know where that was. On actuality, it was waaaay on on the other side of town. But whatever… many of us figured this was the beginning of a Red Dawn scenario.

We all gathered on at the fence to watch the mushroom cloud rise. Most of us were a little scared, but probably more curious.

Then the shockwave came. (I remember it being a long time, like a few minutes, between seeing the mushroom cloud and feeling the shockwave. But after a quick calculation, it was probably on the order of 20 seconds. So much for memory…)

It didn’t literally throw us to the ground, but many kids fell off the fence probably due to reflexes or disorientation. And it was fucking loud. Curiosity definitely gave way to fright at that point.

We had no idea what was going on. Remember, 1988… no internet, no cell phones.

Instinctively, me and many other kids went to the front of the school where pickups/dropoffs happened. With complementary instinct, I indeed spotted my mom driving in. This didn’t take long… we lived maybe 1/2 mile from the school. I got in the car, we scooped up my sister at her school, and then drove… somewhere. I actually don’t remember where.

News came fairly quickly what had happened: The full Wiki article is here: PEPCON disaster. But briefly, a rocket fuel plant had… an accident. According to the Wiki article, around 4500 tons of rocket fuel exploded, with the explosive equivalent 1,000 tons of TNT — on par with a tactical nuke. Remarkably, there were only two fatalities (vs. 372 other injuries).

After the dust settled — metaphorically and literally — it came to light that there was a marshmallow factory next to the rocket fuel plant. There were toasted marshmallow jokes for years thereafter.

We live in a very rural area on 5 acres of property. As many who live in the country, we have barns. We left one afternoon to do some shopping in the closest big city. After arriving back home, I drove the cart to a barn to store the chicken feed we just bought. The chickens have a play area that is covered because of predators like coyotes who can still find a way in through the fence. There were too many chickens in the play area. I had 10 chickens before we went to town. I started counting chickens and after 50 just stopped. On the way back to the house to get my husband I saw a huge blue awning laying behind a 2nd barn. It looked like it belonged on an RV. We don’t have an RV. After telling my husband all this, he wanted to take a look at the cams pointed to all entrances on the property. Nothing except us leaving and coming back. Before we had left earlier, I fed the 10 chickens and would have seen the awning. To this day, there are no answers how dozens of chickens got in a secured area and where the awning came from.

John Werner

The door swung open as Bobby greeted me, the same way he did every Tuesday. Taco Tuesday happy hour was something I absolutely refused to miss. It ran from open until 5 PM and on days off there was no better place to spend my time and money. I was the first to enter and so had my pick of seats but took my usual spot at the bar across from the tv screen. The bottles stacked upon their risers all glittered in the noonday sun and the air conditioner was pumping to keep the humidity at bay.

 

This little place was an anomaly. The owner, Bobby, was the drummer of a local pop-punk cover band and he and his bandmates, roadies, and techs opened the place up about a year ago. It was an altar to the times, paying homage to everyone from AFI to Yellowcard. The walls were plastered with tour posters and framed tour shirts. Lacquered into the bar were printed tickets from venues all around the world. There were signed photos of Bobby with Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, Social Distortion, and even one of him on stage with the guys from Rancid.

 

Bobby was older now, but he used to be a sessions musician. He would play on the albums but not go out and tour with bands. He knew a lot of people and got to play music, but it also left time for him to pursue his passion, which was cooking. And so it was, that when he opened his little taco stand here on Main Street it became a ready hang-out for folks of a certain age who enjoyed music of a certain type.

 

I ordered my Mezcal Mule, a delightful cocktail of mezcal and birch beer in a chilled and sweating copper mug with a sprig of mint on the top, and was presented with my gratis basket of chips and salsa. That’s when I saw the news flash.

 

“Bobby! What the hell is that, man?” I asked, pointing at the television screen.

 

“I don’t know?” He shrugged and called to Stacy behind the bar. “Turn it up!”

 

“This is Charlotte Good from News 41 coming to you live with an exclusive story! Only moments ago we received reports of an unidentified flying object landing at Public Airport. You can see it here behind us.”

 

The reporter was standing in front of a black SUV emblazoned with the News 41 lightning bolt logo across the side. She and the airstrip were separated by a chain link fence and her face glowed with that mix of summer perspiration and makeup. As usual, the sound was crap and every couple of seconds it would glitch or lag. She kept talking and we could make out at least seven out of every ten words.

 

The shape behind her was not so different from what we might expect. Any fan of modern science fiction wouldn’t be particularly surprised by the design. It was nothing like War of the Worlds. Sleek, black, pointed nose, looking like a triangular prism with an angled back. Just then the side of the ship slid open, a telescoping ramp extending to the ground.

 

Down that ramp they strolled. They didn’t look so very different from us, aside from the blue skin and frilled ears, their faces looked like a face should look but their eyes were super big and their noses were fairly small. They had arms and legs, although the knees were hinged in the opposite direction from ours. They wore what looked like wet suits with a rigid oversized hood that framed their faces and joined at their shoulders. It was kind of a letdown. It looked pretty much like all those pictures you see of aliens everywhere.

 

“We are awaiting confirmation from local authorities that it is OK to enter the premises.” The reporter continued.

 

One creature noticed her, pointed to its buddy, and they ran over to the fence, lacing their fingers through the chain links. She continued to talk, the cameraman tried to get her attention but her camera-ready smile and professional composure only allowed for her to communicate her annoyance with a subtle lift of her eyebrows. The one on the left waved, which was awesome. The one on the right opened its mouth and began to talk.

 

On the first word, Charlotte Good screamed, spun on her heels, and promptly fainted straight away. The aliens looked at each other, and then at the cameraman, which is to say into the camera. They smiled and waved again, the one who spoke motioning to the mic which lay on the ground beside the prone Ms. Good. The camera moved awkwardly as the man bent, retrieved the mic, and tossed it to the alien over the fence.

 

Its words were completely incomprehensible, but it smiled as it said them. It seemed enthusiastic and friendly although impossible to understand. Its buddy said something, tapping it on the shoulder, and gesturing expansively. Raising one of its spindly fingers it motioned from its friend to the camera and back again. It raised its wrist and what looked like a predictably ordinary watch projected a perfectly cliche hologram.

 

It wasn’t a picture. They were symbols. The symbols were grouped in cycles of 4 sequences. There were fourteen of those cycles. Those were followed immediately by 33 additional cycles.

 

In the distance, great dust clouds could be seen rising off the ground as government vehicles raced across the tarmac. A human hand pointed into the view of the camera, we assumed it belonged to the cameraman, who was warning the aliens of the danger closing in. They looked at each other, one pointed to the other, they looked back into the camera and leaped the fence in one bound. One pointed to poor Charlotte, the other scooped her up.

 

“Put her in the car!” The cameraman shouted. “We gotta get out of here!”

 

The two aliens looked at each other and shrugged. The cameraman opened the door to the news van and motioned for them to place her gently into the passenger seat. He handed the camera to one of them, showing it how to keep the feed live, and then ran around the car and hopped into the driver’s seat.

 

“Seatbelts!” He turned, modeling for them the over-the-shoulder straps and how to buckle themselves in. They each did the same.

 

“That’s Dougie!” Bobby laughed, pointing to the screen.

 

“Classic Dougie!” Stacy laughed, her hand going to her forehead.

 

Dougie was their guitarist. His day job was working as a cameraman for the local news. He also ran all of their video and sound. The band’s. Not News 41’s. As previously discussed, News 41’s sound sucks. You had to be versatile when you were in a band. It paid to know how to do these things. With screeching tires, the government vehicles came skidding to a halt as they reached the fence. The camera panned to the other alien, who open mouth smiled in mock surprise as the News 41 van took off, leaving the Feds behind.

 

For many hours, experts of all kinds were stumped by what the strange symbols could mean. Cryptographers from all over the world provided their take on what might be the contents of that first message imparted unto humanity from these visitors from the stars. We sat there, all afternoon, watching those screens.

 

Dougie and aliens at the beach. Dougie and aliens at the Super Mart, getting slushies. Dougie and aliens winning twelve bucks on a scratcher at the corner store. The corner store? We ran out and saw Dougie, alien, Ash the clerk from the corner store, and a few other locals running down the street. At the end was the cameraalien who kept the live feed rolling.

 

“What is happening right now, Dougie?” Bobby demanded, reaching out a hand and pulling him in for a hug.

 

“I couldn’t leave these aliens with the Feds. I didn’t want it to end up like a Spielberg movie!” Dougie said. “They’re cool.”

 

“Cool?” Stacy asked. “What?” She flinched as the one behind the camera motioned to the other to get in close and he swung his long arm around her shoulders and pulled Bobby in on the other side. Once again, he vamped for the camera and they joined in.

 

Dougie ran towards the restrooms. There on the wall between them was a guitar signed by the great Billy Joe Armstrong. He took it down, plugged it into the amp below, strummed it once, and began to retune.

 

For their part, the aliens immediately responded. Apparently, air guitar is universal. Ash played along with them as Dougie finished up.

 

“I know what they’re saying!” He said excitedly. “Those symbols! They’re not words! They’re tablature! These dudes are here to rock!”

 

With the guitar tuned to his liking he motioned to the alien wristwatch. His blue-skinned friend once again raised it and activated the interface. As the patterns scrolled by, Dougie played that Billy Joe signed guitar for all it was worth. The minute it started everyone knew the words and sang along.

 

“They came all this way for punk!” Dougie shouted.

 

“All the Small Things?” I asked.

 

“Is that weird?” Stacy asked.

 

“Not at all,” Bobby replied with a shrug.

 

Dougie reached out and high-fived Bobby, turned and hit me, then Ash, and then the aliens joined in.

 

They called the band, set the stage, and played into the night. Everyone was skanking and drinking and having a blast. When Charlotte came to, she wandered in and I took the camera at her request. Not to put on heirs, but I had some experience myself.

 

“This is Charlotte Good from News 41 coming to you live with an exclusive story! Taco Tuesday will never be the same!”

 

That was the best night. Bobby, Stacy, Dougie, Ash, the locals, the band, the aliens, Charlotte Good, and me.

 

Tacos, mules, and punk.

This is how the US treated China 70 years ago.

1. banned trade with China

2. carried out air raids and aerial reconnaissance on Chinese territory

3. Froze Chinese assets overseas.

Why not do that now? Because the US is no longer powerful enough to allow it.

1. China’s huge market is a major export opportunity for American goods, and the annual exports of American goods to China solve the employment problems of millions of Americans.

Iran does not have this.

The sanctions proposed by the US against China can only gain the support of some of its allies, and in many cases, not even of its allies, because China’s market is too large.

2. The influence of the Chinese and the ancient in the international arena, very often, the US needs the cooperation of China. Most simply, if China learns what the Soviet Union did and votes frequently against it in the Security Council, it can paralyse all US actions that use the name of the Council.

More importantly, China can support countries that the US does not like, through military and economic aid, etc.

For example, in 1950, the Korean War.

For example, in the 1960s, China supported Vietnam in its fight against the US.

For example, in the last three decades, China’s support for Burma has failed US attempts to overthrow the Burmese government.

For example, for decades, China’s support for Pakistan has prevented the US from acting arbitrarily in South Asia (giving Pakistan its own initiative).

To deal with these problems, the US would have to work with China.

With Iran, they don’t have the strength.

3. China is a nuclear power, with few nuclear weapons, but fully capable of destroying the US. This makes it impossible for the US government to use force against China, or nuclear deterrence against China.

That is, the US does not dare to use force against China as it did against Iran.

So why has the US not dealt with China as it has with Iran? The Americans have done it before, but when China’s strength developed, the US gave up (and its strength didn’t allow it anymore)

 

This time, they’re going to fight back.

They’ve already lined up retaliatory tariffs, targeting products from red states.

They are likely to offer him something they’re already doing so he can claim victory and back off without losing face (see: Mexico, Canada). But they’ve learned that appeasing a sociopath isn’t the way to go.

trump’s mistake was making the tariffs across the board. This eliminates the fiction he’s trying to redress something that was unfair to the US. This is just “give me money or else.”

A.k.a. extortion.

And no leader who wants to stay that way is going to let his voters see him/her succumb to the threats of a low-rent mob boss.

Short-term there will be a mess, but the real damage is long-term. In Canada, Trudeau is meeting with business leaders to figure out how to reduce their dependence on the US.

The rest of the world will follow that lead.

American businesses will suffer as a result of trump’s stupidity.

I know precisely when.

In the August of 1972, when I was 9, I flew with my father up into Mokka Fjord, on Axel Heiberg Island — Pretty well as far north as you can go in the world, here’s a Google Maps link: Mokka Fjord

Anyhow, an oil company was doing some drilling there, and they wanted to know if the fjord was deep enough for tankers. In those days depth sounders were pretty rare, and my father had really nice Furuno, and so one fine day my dad and I and a few oil company guys took off from Resolute Bay in a Twin Otter with a rubber raft and a wetsuit and the depth sounder.

When we got there the weather was pretty crappy, and there was already ice forming on the fjord. They tried paddling the raft but they couldn’t, and then my dad in his wetsuit tried pulling the raft, but the ice was cutting his wetsuit.

I was watching this from shore, and thinking about the problem, and I yelled to my dad “Push the raft! Don’t pull it! Let the raft break the ice!”

He kind of looked at me, and then moved to the rear of the raft, and kicked with his fins, and what do you know? It worked. Afterwards we went into the tent that was the kitchen and had some lunch, and people looked at me differently. I was sitting at the adults table now, not the kids table.

And that was it. I realized that if I applied my brain and solved problems, that my age was completely meaningless. Because fundamentally, people want their problems solved. They don’t care about a bunch of factors that we sometime think are important.

And that was that. I was an adult. I was never again a child after that day. I proceeded through life on my own terms.


The one thing which was a bit weird is that my parents just sort of accepted this. For whatever reason, they never really treated me as a child after this. They didn’t tell me what to do, they generally asked me what my plans were, and then accepted what I told them. By the time I was 15, I was living a more or less independent life, with my own house I lived in while I was working, and the last time I lived at home was just after my 17th birthday.

Isn’t it obvious?

BECAUSE THEY CAN!

China did what QUAD’s been doing in the SCS – protecting so-called freedom of navigation.

Just prior to this but of course unrelated, Australia had flown their military planes near China. PLA Airforce had to warn and chase away the Australian military plane.

This time. three PLAN warships conducted their own Freedom of Navigation voyage around Australia in international waters – all within the norm of legitimate FoN missions.

You don’t see Australia and New Zealand formally complaining because they can’t.

This is to remind Australia that continuing to be the U.S. attack dog has its consequences. China now has the world’s largest fleet of naval warships and Australia should expect more of these exercises.

You still don’t get it, NO, IT DOES NOT MEAN ONLY FOREIGN COMPANIES PAY THE TAX, it means YOU, pay the tax, if you buy their products, all imported products will cost you 25% more, NOT THE COMPANIES, GEEZ some people are thick. How many times must people say that before it sinks in? The tax is on the general public, not on the companies, they pay zilch YOU PAY IT,

The simplest solutions are the best

Let’s look at it in a wider perspective. Why slap the tariff on toys? Is it because Trump has weaned himself off toys altogether after being re-elected? No! I don’t think so.

It’s most likely that the skills required to produce them will not be too overwhelming for the US labour force. It’ll be a start for MAGA.

Should Trump balls things up so badly during this 4 year term of his, the Republican may lose the coming elections. Chances are that the Democrats (most likely contender) will dismantle all his policies and everything else will revert to its previous status and the border queues will begin again but on a positive note, fruits and vegetables will be back on the menu, your leaky roofs repaired and your drainage unclogged.

Why 10%? That’s just about what’s going to be the price increase anyway but now a reduction in profit is required to maintain price stability.

All these additional policies reflect badly on the U.S. government especially when targeting a major source of supply and production.

The U.S. government now is looking like an angry parent having kids spending more than they earn and having difficulties in teaching them new skills. Not a moment was the government to blame but others only.

Therefore the blame game begins.

Paula Deen’s Macaroni and Cheese

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Ingredients

  • 4 cups cooked elbow macaroni, drained
  • 2 cups grated Cheddar cheese
  • 3 eggs, beaten
  • 1/2 cup sour cream
  • 4 tablespoons butter, cut into pieces
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup milk

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F.
  2. Once you have the macaroni cooked and drained, place in a large bowl and while still hot add the Cheddar cheese.
  3. In a separate bowl, combine the remaining ingredients and add to the macaroni mixture.
  4. Pour macaroni mixture into a casserole dish and bake for 30 to 45 minutes.
  5. Top with additional cheese if desired.

My Wife Said: ‘You’re Nothing More Than a Co-Parent, Not My Real Match.’ So I Let Her Feel It Too!

Letters to a Dying World

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Make a mysterious message an important part of your story. view prompt

Jonathan Page

"You loved the herdsman, shepherd and chief shepherd

Who was always heaping up the glowing ashes for you,

And cooked ewe-lambs for you every day.

But you hit him and turned him into a wolf,

His own herd-boys hunt him down

And his dogs tear at his haunches."

--"Gilgamesh VI" in Myths from Mesopotamia by

Stephanie Dalley.

 

A mysterious book appeared on the shelves of every bookstore the world over, translated into every language. Its title hinted at our deepest fears: “Letters to a Dying World.” The author, Actaeon, claimed to be an extraterrestrial traveler from Lelantos, a moon world orbiting HD 38858b in the Orion cluster.

 

Thumbing through the pages, with descriptions of an alien hunter race hell bent on wiping out mankind, I wondered at the author’s inclusion of entries containing forgotten human folklore and mythology the author had collected over his two-thousand years walking the earth. I hated the idea of dying at twenty-five-years-old having never written a book, hell, having never even sold a poem for that matter. I’d also never been loved by anyone, and that was a real let down. But my crippling anxiety and despair about how things would turn out for me which tormented my every waking hour, was suddenly gone—gone, gone, not better, just gone.  And I had become low-key obsessed with my theory that the decision to include these folk tales was “nostalgic” and I wasn’t so sure that murderers or prosecutors indicting an entire people would be harboring “nostalgia” before an execution.

 

The Guardian headline read, “End of World at Hand.” The New York Times editor went with, “Unearthly Message of Doom.” Yomiuri Shimbun ran “E.T. Alarm: Alien Invasion Imminent.” My favorite was the Chinese Reference News headline: “Cosmic Warning. Actaeon Heralds Destroyer of Worlds.”

 

I am Duncan Newkirk, a twenty-five-year-old book clerk at the Argosy Bookstore on 59th Street in New York City. I’d hoped to have a chance to write my first novel before the world ended and to see that name in print, and perhaps be able to point at it on the shelves to the envy of my co-workers, but now it doesn’t look like I will get the chance. I honestly don’t know how I feel about it. As I place “The Letters” on the shelves, I wonder whether the choice to bind the volume in the most durable calfskin leather leaves room for some hope. Byron Parkes is hedged-in by a stack of books and assorted packing materials, preparing mailers to send out to readers who’d purchased copies of “The Letters” online.

 

“Why would Actaeon include his favorite lost folk tales,” I asked.

 

Byron said, “maybe it was just his way of summing up a civilization-spanning project. Perhaps he grew fond of us and felt he had some kind of duty to issue a final warning before he went. I dunno, maybe he thought a nod to our art might soften the blow?”

 

“Sure, sure. But why warn us if we can’t do anything about it?”

 

“I’m not equipped to puzzle out the motives of a demigod Duncan, are you?”

 

“I just can’t help thinking there is something we’re missing.”

 

The book arrived under the strangest of circumstances. The publishing details were absent: no publisher, no year of publication, and no place. The book had no ISBN. Yesterday, I had cross-examined a delivery driver and went through his shipping manifests, but I was unable to search out a clue there either.

 

Strangely, no bookseller could recall ordering the volume, yet it materialized on shelves daily, seemingly flying off them. “The Letters” occupied prominent spaces in bookstores worldwide—shelved in end caps, local author showcases, and the “staff favorites” section at every bookstore (which is where I had placed this copy). It was all anyone could talk about. And rightfully so.

 

Here is the first entry, which everyone was talking about on the news, in Congressional Hearings, in the upper chambers of the Argosy bookshop, and pretty much anywhere else people were gathered:

 

We are that hunter in the dark forest, that huntsman that hunts the hunters. Any potential threat to our dominance is our prey. We don’t worship gods: we are masters of our own fate. Unlike you, we have no loftier purpose than supremacy. Dominance is our birthright and sole ambition. We have been called ‘pitiless butcher.’ But we see our purpose clearly, we are the purifier of the cosmos. We are the blue star, Kachina. We are the “Day of Purification.” We are annihilation. We are the flail of the gods. The immutable decree of our law is to raid the stars and level galaxies. In the watery worlds we have wrought all the seas, in the lofty skies of gas giants we have clipped the wings of all that soar, and now—my gracious hosts—we stalk the terrestrial planes to rid the land of all the beasts that roam. If we can tame the oceans, subdue the skies, and bridle the plains, dare you doubt that our inexorable march will reach your doorstep? And so, if a Lelantian should ever reveal himself, know this—you have come upon Armageddon and your hour is at hand.”

 

I was up in the map room stealing away some solitude and immersed in “The Letters” when I was rudely disturbed by Eliana Huchens. Eliana wore her curly locks parted and they reached down to her mid-ear, reminiscent of a boy’s bowl cut. A smile tugged at her lips and pulled up her sharp triangular jaw line a bit, rounding her cheeks. Now, Eliana was a real nerd and was a first-class know-it-all who no doubt had already finished “The Letters” and probably outlined them to boot.

 

She pulled off the circular glasses she was wearing and said, “Happy End of the World to you Duncan!”

 

“Same to you Eliana,” I managed.

 

“What are you reading?”

 

“Just trying to figure out what this alien thing is all about,” I said refusing to look in her direction in the hopes that would cause her to disappear or at least prevent her from giving me the spoilers. And that was when the idea struck me.

 

To understand why this particular insight would come to me, of all people, you have to know the most interesting thing about me. And that is that I don’t know where I was born. I’m an orphan. I’m the kind of orphan that doesn’t know who their parents are or even where they are from. My best guess is that I’m from Romania, even though I was given a Scott-Irish name at the Harlem Dowling West Side Center. Growing up in foster care, occasionally with different foster families, I was raised by Catholic priests and faculty members at All Hallows High School in the Bronx, rather than by a traditional family.

 

I had a persistent fantasy that my real parents were special people who had left me alone in New York City to protect me from a terrible fate but continued to watch over me, with plans to return one day. I didn’t come up with this on my own. I was big time into myths and the story of Zeus’s birth really hit home for me—how he was raised in a cave by nymphs so his father wouldn’t eat him (as Chronos had his five other children)—in an attempt to subvert the prophecy that one of Chronos’s children would overthrow him.

 

“Eliana—what is that cave where Zeus was raised in Crete?”

 

“You mean Mount Aegaeon,” she said raising her voice at “aeon” to accentuate her ability to produce the right answer to a question completely out of left field like she had seen it coming.

 

“Do we know where that is by any chance?”

 

“It is on Mount Ida.”

 

“How would we get there and how long would it take?”

 

“Counting the stop-over in France, my guess is about a full day.”

 

“Hey, this might sound strange—you want to go there with me?”

 

* * *

“Entry: “Myth: Lord of Darkness. Names: Erebus or Ratri or Nott or Nox or Nephthys or Tezcatlipoca or the Aztec Council of Nine. Origin: Erebus entity is without form and void. Out of chaos, the dark shadow gave a space to be alit. At once created as empty, silent, and endlessly dark—this creature fell madly in love with Nyx, embracing her in a veil of shadows. Aether was born from their union and brought the daylight that brightens the world. Story: Erebus looked out on the suffering of the hunted, tortured, and put up for death. Seeing Prometheus in agony, Erebus lamented the pain of distress. Thus, Erebus used his powers to darken the lenses of the eyes and dull the light of the mind, so as to shorten the time that one suffers. And from that time forward, Erebus lurks in shadows and dungeons and foul places to give relief to the suffering and to give peace to the tormented. And Erebus, it is told, was once deployed to darken the midday sun.”

 

* * *

From Heraklion, we journeyed South and West toward Mt. Ida. And passed the time looking out at the line of pyramid-shaped mountains before us bordered by a white desert of hills and limestone. We talked about “The Letters” and looked back at the haunting coast behind us, as we travelled to the Cave of Zeus.

 

We had been climbing on a twenty-degree grade for over two hours on a well-marked trail with a stone path, when we reached the ridge and the summit ascent. At the top of the mountain pass on the flat saddle of the range was a square hut made out of stones with a small door.

 

Looking into the cave, was a long descending stone path and a winding staircase that made switchbacks into the moss-covered depths. Stalagmites hung down and oozed in the green light, obstructing our path. Finally, we reached the great hall in the bottom of the cave but saw nothing. The green lights shone on the cave-ceiling overhead but in the well of the cave, we were eclipsed in an eerie darkness, unable to see the contours and outlines of the cave walls.

 

* * *

 

“What did you think we were going to find here,” Eliana said.

 

“It is just that Actaeon is an orphan. And he is obsessed with Greek myths.”

 

“Duncan, you brought me to Crete. Explain to me again why you think this alien is hiding in a cave on an island.”

 

“If you read what he wrote, he was obsessed with the Athenian Gods of Mt. Olympus. Zeus was their King. And Zeus lived as an orphan on this Minoan Island until he reached manhood. He was raised by nymphs who acted as his caregivers and nursemaids.”

 

“So, you are using your orphan whispering skills to conclude that this is where he’d be hiding?”

 

“ACT—AE—ONNN!! ACT-AEO-NNNNNN!!” I shouted, “come out if you’re here—we mean no harm.”

 

* * *

 

Seated on a stone, Actaeon resembled an older Alexander Skarsgård but he had a Bruce Campbell voice with a low gravelly rumble that occasionally chirped up with a sharper baritone.

 

His features were Nordic. He wore a full length black and gold Corinthian helmet with black and gold horse-hair plumes. His torso was covered in black and gold armor with a cuirass entirely of black except for off-facing dragons above the chest plate and a central rounded lion’s head at the solar plexus, flaring at the waste with black tassels and gold lion’s head buttons. On his arms and legs were gauntlets and greaves of leather, with gold metal coverings. In his left hand, he held a three-foot-tall round shield with golden embroidery and a golden Medusa’s head in the center. Both the bowl of the helmet and the body of the shield were silvered and patinated to appear like blued steel. Across his lap was a golden javelin that glittered in other worldly green.

 

His eyes looked out from beneath the ovular hollows of his mask, as if transfixed on unspeakable anguish. He turned his regal head toward me and looked at me for a long time.

 

“So, you read my book,” he said in a sad and melodious voice.

 

“Uhh, I think pretty much everyone has. It wasn’t subtle, if you know what I mean.”

 

“Hrmph. I mean, you really read it. You must have. Or else you would never have thought to look for me here.”

 

“Sir…uhh… master of the hounds… ahh… I’m not sure what to call you. You see, I am an orphan too and it occurred to me you might identify with Zeus being orphaned in a cave. That’s what made me think you might be here.”

 

“Very, very good. You were exactly right. But why have you come?”

 

“I suppose, sir, uhh, what I was thinking was, is there any way our world might be spared?”

 

“Nothing lasts forever, kid. I’ve really grown fond of this place, but it’s smoke ‘em if you got ‘em time, if you catch my drift.”

 

“But there must be some way?”

 

“Here kid, maybe this will help—but I can’t guarantee how things will come out. Luna is coming, my hounds are coming, the whirlwind is coming—and there’s f**kall anyone can do about it now.”

 

Actaeon had handed me a thin pamphlet that contained a final verse, that I decided to save and read on the way down the trail. I thought I’d read it aloud to Aliana while we planned our next move.

 

“There’s something else kid, for you and your girlfriend.”

 

“Excuse me! I am not anyone’s girlfriend—I am Eliana Huchens if you must know—I was the one that knew where this cave is, not Duncan.”

 

“Wooee! A real firecracker. A spirited independent woman. You remind me of Luna. That woman will always be one step ahead and never back down for anything.”

 

“Wellll,” Eliana began, “did you ever consider just letting her win?”

 

“Mwahaha. We are Lelantians. You want me to let her win. Are you mad! She might blot out a whole galactic neighborhood for cheating her out of an honorable victory.”

 

Eliana raised her hand as Actaeon shook his head and looked in my direction, shooting me a glance that meant to say what is she doing here anyway. Eliana kept waving her hand and said, “Over here, Mr. Houndman—you weren’t listening—didn’t you say you’ve been living among us for two-thousand-years, sheesh. You can’t possibly be this dense.”

 

“Excuse me?”

 

“I said, let her win. I didn’t say that you had to let her know about it.”

 

“You know, I hadn’t thought of that.”

 

“That’s why I brought her along, sir,” I said, “she is the smart one—she always has the right answer.” Elaina shot me a loving glance like she wanted to kiss me.

 

“Tell you what, kid. Wear this bracelet. You’ll be able to reach me. This is ‘emergencies only,’ you get me. And I’ll call if I need you.”

 

* * *

 

Walking down the mountain, I read the verse in the pamphlet:

 

“My lord, Luna (who your myths refer to as Artemis or Cynthia or Phoebe or Diana), is the most ruthless of us all. She was my playmate and at full age my lover. We two were protégés of Lupa (who your myths refer to as Chiron). But Luna was highborn, whereas I was a countrified orphan foundling adopted by a noble house. Despite my lowbred station, I excelled even above Luna in the art of tracking and the stealthy kill, for I am the doyen of hounds. Our rivalry spanned eons and star systems. I strove to prove myself by bringing her under the submission of my prowess, bringing her ever more exotic and elusive prey and the prizes of galactic game auctions for her to display in her temples. She sought to dominate me by arresting and chaining my heart with beguiling deceit and finesse, with cunning zero-option challenges that could test the honor of the immortal one himself if she had but a moment’s audience. This past week, we rendezvoused on an ocean world. I came upon her bathing nude in the luxurious aquamarine waters of a sundrenched and endless sea. In my ardor, I made my petition that she fulfill my yearnings and join with me in the hunt. I told her that I was helpless like a deer panting for water—would she satisfy my deep thirst at last? Whatever affection she held for me could not compete with her ambition. ‘Loutish prole’ she said, ‘how dare you! I will not deign to come when called. I am not some trophy to be pricked by a hunter’s arrow. I am the wraith of shadows that travels on moonbeams—the muse of the toxophilite whose aim is guaranteed.’ And in her outrage, she made me a devil’s bargain. I could reveal the location of the world I had been scouting—your Earth—so its destruction could commence, or she would turn me over to my own hounds. Do not despair, you will be pleased to know that your world is safe for a time… until I am laid low at least, I’d expect. Alas, she has marked me as prey for my own hounds with a mark that cannot be expunged. Though I be the maven of concealers, my bloodhounds possess all time in their droopy jowls and will flush out death itself if it is marked for them to do so. And now that they are on my trail, my days are numbered, and if you read these words, my number is up already.”

 

Reading it aloud, I wondered if Actaeon might avoid his fate, if mankind might also, and I was determined that it would be so. I finally had a book worth writing.

Why did Republicans fund ‘transgender dance’ in Bangladesh?

As Trump attacks foreign spending on “woke” initiatives, a GOP-aligned outfit has largely escaped scrutiny, despite using taxpayer funds to sponsor “transgender dance performances” and what it called the “largest published survey of LGBTI people in Bangladesh.” 

According to documents obtained by The Grayzone, the US-funded International Republican Institute sees gay and transgender people as uniquely disruptive actors who can be deployed to manipulate political realities overseas, stating, “LGBTI people tend to participate in social change activities to eventually bring changes to politics.”

Pete Hegseth Drops TRUTH BOMBS on NATO & Ukraine…Then Gets EXPOSED by Brian Berletic

Read part one of The Grayzone’s investigation into International Republican Institute’s activities in Bangladesh here.

For years, the Republican Party-aligned International Republican Institute’s (IRI) agenda in Bangladesh has been dominated by ethnic minority and transgender issues, with leaked documents revealing the Institute sponsored “the largest published survey of LGBTI people in Bangladesh” and that a full 24% of the 1,868 Bangladeshis who participated in IRI programs in 2019 and 2020 were transgender.

The IRI’s cultural activities were conducted with explicitly subversive objectives, aiming to recruit socially excluded groups as regime change activists. They mirrored the US government’s machinations in Cuba, where, as The Grayzone reported, USAID funded rappers, artists, and “desocialized and marginalized youth” to undermine the country’s socialist government.

Since its founding in 1983, the congressionally-funded IRI has been run by Republican politicians and operatives dedicated to the cause of “democracy promotion” abroad. IRI’s Chairman, Sen. Dan Sullivan, is a vehement opponent of same sex marriage who signed on to a GOP letter calling to restrict the participation of transgender youth in sports. While many of the institute’s board members are Never Trump Republicans like Sen. Mitt Romney, the board also includes Sen. Tom Cotton, a top Trump ally who strongly opposes transgender medical interventions for youth.

The IRI’s eyebrow-raising statistics on trans participation in regime change activities were included in an internal report on its PAIRS (“Promoting Accountability, Inclusivity, and Resiliency Support”) Program, which was obtained by The Grayzone in 2024. The report boasts that “IRI issued 11 advocacy grants to artists, musicians, performers or organizations that created 225 art products addressing political and social issues that were viewed nearly 400,000 times [and] supported three civil society organizations from LGBTI, Bihari and ethnic communities to train 77 activists and engage 326 citizens to develop 43 specific policy demands, which were proposed before 65 government officials.”

All told, between March 1, 2019 and December 31, 2020, the Republican group sponsored 160 photographs, 30 paintings, 21 theatrical shows, five short films, three “transgender dance performances,” three documentaries, two rap songs and accompanying music videos, and one book. Meanwhile, IRI staff had “identified over 170 democratic activists who would cooperate with IRI to destabilize Bangladesh’s politics,” they wrote.  [Editor’s note: the IRI has claimed that this phrase did not appear in their original report.]

The activities were frequently attended by American diplomats, with the US ambassador to Bangladesh at the time, Earl Miller, even providing the welcome speech for a seven-day art exhibit titled “The Power of Art.” When the IRI held an “invitation-only book launch event… for a book that documents the lives of LGBTI people in Bangladesh” featuring “a panel discussion with LGBTI activists,” a political officer and a consular officer from the US embassy were on hand as well. At the IRI’s third transgender dance performance in December of 2020, “guests from the US embassy were the deputy consul general and deputy director of the Office for Democracy, Rights, and Governance.”

Discussions that would guide the Institute’s actions were similarly dominated by transgender voices, with 136 of the 308 community members the IRI interviewed when generating policy proposals listed as “transgender/nonbinary.” According to the documents, these meetings generated 60 policy proposals, of which 17 related specifically to “LGBTI” issues.

So why did transgender people make up a quarter of the IRI program’s participants, in a country of 173 million where a 2022 census found they comprise just 0.007% of the population? The IRI documents suggest it’s because the Institute views gay and transgender people as uniquely disruptive actors who can be deployed to manipulate political realities overseas: “Facing discrimination and prejudice, LGBTI people tend to participate in social change activities to eventually bring changes to politics.”

Apparently, the IRI were slowly but surely achieving their desired changes, with the report’s authors bragging that they’d successfully “capacitated new and under-utilized activists from marginalized communities to advocate for change with policymakers,” but concluding that “although IRI’s beneficiaries made important strides in raising public awareness and advocating for change, more time, resources and skills are needed to capitalize on this preliminary success to formalize changes in public attitudes and policy.” The campaign appeared to take root in 2019, when IRI conducted a “baseline assessment” which concluded that “modern forms of cultural activism are underutilized” and “advocacy campaigns should target national-level officials to maximize impact.”

While the emphasis on transgender issues may fly in the face of the GOP’s publicly-professed values, it doesn’t necessarily indicate that Republican leaders have secretly shifted their attitude towards the immutability of gender. As Mike Benz, the former State Department official who helped spearhead the ongoing push to defund USAID, recently noted, “I don’t think that the Republicans at IRI are woke — I think you have tactical wokeness in service of statecraft.”

 

 

Describing The Grayzone’s previous investigation into the IRI’s efforts to fund aggrieved Bangladeshis to destabilize their country, Benz explained: “these DEl wokeness programs are part of the ethnic balkanization and human rights predicates that are laid by the state in order to topple and control governments.”

That’s exactly what happened in 2024 when Bangladesh’s elected prime minister, Sheikh Hasina, was deposed in a Western-backed coup which legacy media hailed as a revolutionary uprising over an autocratic dictator. Within weeks, Hasina had been replaced as head of state by Muhammad Yunus, a Clinton Global Initiative fellow awarded a Nobel Prize for popularizing the concept of micro-lending, a recent financial innovation which finally gave hundreds of millions of impoverished people across the planet the opportunity to access crippling debt.

It’s not clear exactly how much taxpayer money has been expended on capacity-building transgender and ethnic minority Bangladeshis, but for the time being, the funding mechanisms are still in place. While the Trump administration has ordered a 90-day freeze on non-Israeli foreign spending and slashed USAID’s employees from over 14,000 to just 294, the IRI’s parent organization, the National Endowment for Democracy (NED), remains untouched.

The NED was founded in 1983 by President Reagan as the CIA sought to offload its funding responsibilities after the Church Committee exposed dozens of its highly illegal operations, including the MKULTRA mind control program, various efforts to assassinate international leaders, and Operation Mockingbird, which saw Langley come to exercise so much control over American newsrooms that the agency’s covert operations chief, Frank Wisner, famously compared the press to a “mighty Wurlitzer” which would play any song he liked. For dedicated Cold Warriors, the disappearance of that propaganda network in light of its exposure in the ‘70s was inarguably a major loss.

With the advent of the NED, the Cold Warriors gained a new channel through which they could subsidize regime change activists and amplify their message. In 1991, NED cofounder Allen Weinstein admitted in an interview with the Washington Post that “a lot of what we do today was done covertly 25 years ago by the CIA.”

Much like USAID, the NED, which recently welcomed veteran neocon coup plotter Victoria Nuland to its board of directors, also oversees the annual disbursement of hundreds of millions for various activities likely to foment coups d’etat across the globe. That money continues to be split down the middle and funneled through one of two partisan organizations: the National Democratic Institute and the IRI.

Unfortunately for Bangladesh’s community of US-funded culture warriors, that may not be the case for much longer. Elon Musk, the head of the newly-established Department of Government Efficiency, recently put NED on notice, linking to a list of indicators of corruption at the agency and writing on X: “NED is a SCAM.”

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Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Missing Bone: A Froggy Fiasco

Ah, dear reader, gather ‘round for another tail-wagging (or should I say bone-chewing?) adventure starring none other than Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a missing bone, a bullfrog with big ambitions, and a raccoon pulling strings from the shadows. It’s a story full of absurdity, humor, and—of course—a moral that will leave you grinning like a dog who just found his favorite chew toy.

So grab your sense of humor and let’s leap into The Case of the Missing Bone: A Froggy Fiasco .


A Bone to Pick

It all began on a sunny afternoon when Rufus the radioactive dog came bounding up to Sir Whiskerton, his electric-green fur glowing faintly in the sunlight.

“Whiskerton!” Rufus barked anxiously. “I’ve lost my bone! My precious, delicious, perfectly gnawed bone!”

“Lost it?” Sir Whiskerton asked, raising an eyebrow. “How does one lose a bone? Did you bury it and forget where?”

“No!” Rufus insisted, pacing back and forth. “I left it right here by the pond while I chased a butterfly. When I came back, it was gone!”

“Well,” Sir Whiskerton said, stroking his whiskers thoughtfully, “perhaps it grew legs and walked away.”

“That’s not funny!” Rufus whined, his tail drooping. “That bone was special! It had character! Personality! Bite marks shaped like… well, me!”

Before Sir Whiskerton could respond, a deep, booming voice interrupted them.

“Ah, Rufus,” Leonardo the Bullfrog croaked, hopping onto a nearby rock. “I couldn’t help but overhear your plight. What if I told you I could provide you with not one, but many bones? Juicy ones, crunchy ones, even bones dipped in gourmet sauces!”

Rufus perked up immediately. “Really? Where do I sign?”

“Sign?” Sir Whiskerton echoed skeptically. “Since when do dogs sign anything? Do they even have opposable thumbs?”

Ignoring him, Leonardo continued, puffing out his chest dramatically. “All you need to do is convince Sir Whiskerton to allow more frogs onto the farm. Together, we can build a new society—a utopia based on frog principles!”

“A frog utopia?” Sir Whiskerton muttered, rolling his eyes. “This just got weirder.”


Bandit’s Puppet Strings

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone, Bandit the Raccoon was watching from the bushes, chuckling to himself.

“This is working better than I planned,” Bandit whispered, rubbing his paws together. “Let’s see how far this froggy fever spreads before Whiskerton figures it out.”

Bandit had orchestrated the whole thing as part of a scheme to distract everyone while he searched for hidden treasures around the farm. After all, what better way to keep the animals occupied than by convincing them to argue about amphibian politics?

But little did Bandit know, Sir Whiskerton was already onto something.


Unlikely Scenarios Manifest

As word spread about Leonardo’s promise of bones, chaos erupted across the farm. The hens started clucking about forming a “Chicken Parliament.” Doris declared herself “Minister of Feed Distribution,” while Harriet and Lillian debated whether chickens should adopt frog-like jumping exercises.

Even Ferdinand the duck got involved, quacking loudly about starting a “Duck Dynasty” modeled after frog society.

“It’s madness!” Sir Whiskerton exclaimed, watching the spectacle unfold. “Frogs ruling farms? Chickens hopping? Ducks wearing crowns? This has gone too far!”

“Too far!” Echo chimed in, batting at a stray feather.

“Echo, please,” Sir Whiskerton sighed. “We don’t need commentary right now.”

Amidst the chaos, Rufus was torn between his loyalty to Sir Whiskerton and his desire for those mythical bones.

“But Whiskerton,” Rufus pleaded, “what if Leonardo’s telling the truth? What if there really are better bones out there?”

“There aren’t,” Sir Whiskerton said firmly. “And besides, frogs don’t even eat bones. They eat flies. Disgusting, wriggly flies.”

Leonardo frowned. “That’s beside the point! This is about progress, innovation, and—”

“And nonsense,” Sir Whiskerton interrupted. “Now, let’s focus on finding your actual bone instead of chasing imaginary ones.”


The Great Bone Hunt

With Sir Whiskerton leading the charge, the search for Rufus’s missing bone began. They scoured the pond, the barn, and even the haystacks, but found nothing.

Just as Rufus was about to give up hope, Sir Whiskerton noticed something peculiar near the scarecrow—a trail of muddy paw prints leading toward the woods.

“Interesting,” Sir Whiskerton mused. “Those prints look suspiciously raccoon-shaped.”

Realization dawned on him. “Bandit! Of course. He must have taken the bone to distract us while he searches for treasure.”

Sure enough, they found Bandit digging near the old oak tree, Rufus’s bone clutched triumphantly in his paws.

“Caught red-pawed,” Sir Whiskerton declared, flicking his tail smugly.

Bandit froze, dropping the bone. “Uh… hi, guys. Fancy meeting you here.”

“Give Rufus his bone back,” Sir Whiskerton commanded. “And no more schemes. Or I’ll sic Rufus on you.”

Bandit gulped and handed over the bone. Rufus wagged his tail ecstatically. “My bone! You found it!”


Restoring Order

With the bone safely returned, Sir Whiskerton called a meeting to address the farm’s recent frog frenzy.

“Listen up, everyone,” he announced. “Frog utopias, chicken parliaments, and duck dynasties might sound fun, but they’re not practical. We’re a farm, not a political experiment. Let’s stick to what works: teamwork, friendship, and occasional naps.”

The animals murmured in agreement, realizing how silly they’d been. Even Leonardo admitted his plan might have been a bit ambitious.

“You’re right, Whiskerton,” Leonardo said, bowing respectfully. “Maybe frogs aren’t ready to rule farms just yet. But someday…”

“Someday, maybe,” Sir Whiskerton said diplomatically. “For now, let’s focus on being the best farm animals we can be.”


A Happy Ending

With order restored, Rufus happily settled down to gnaw on his beloved bone, while the rest of the farm returned to their usual routines. Leonardo decided to stay on as the farm’s resident poet, composing odes to mud puddles and mosquitoes.

As for Bandit, he slunk off into the woods, muttering about needing a new plan.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is simple yet profound: Sometimes, the simplest solutions are the best. Whether it’s finding a lost bone or solving a farm-wide frenzy, staying grounded and working together always leads to the happiest endings.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

The Boxcar.

This is one that you most likely have never heard of. It happened in the long-ago year of 1962. I learned about it in 1995 after my father passed, and I found his cases of investigation reports while cleaning out his garage.

He worked for a major railroad as an incident and criminal investigator. Mind you this happened well before the advent of the internet, and it was never revealed because, as his file stated on the final page. “Govmnt Investigative Agent ordered case closed, and all company investigative records remitted to USSS office St. Louis.” Of course, my father, being an old ex-Fibbie, and then railroad flatfoot, knew better than to ever turn over all of your records to the USSS. Then, as now, there was one hell of a lot of interagency distrust.

Here’s the story:

In October 1962, a boxcar full of used and withdrawn United States Currency was being shipped from Dallas, Texas to St. Louis, Missouri for destruction. For reasons known only to God, and the USSS, the only guards on the shipment were two armed guards in the lead engine, and two in the caboose. This train had been flagged for direct routing with no stops or drop-offs except to take on new crews in Oklahoma and Springfield, Missouri.

The train was comprised of one hundred six cars with three engines and one caboose. The USSS obviously didn’t want any untoward attention by placing flatcars before and after their box car with armed agents on them. That was my father’s assessment.

When the train stopped in Oklahoma to change crews, the USSS boys did a quick inspection and all was well.

Now for the conundrum. Overnight it rolled through Oklahoma, and then into the yards in Springfield, Missouri. Then the manure hit the fan. The Feds did their inspection, and the box car was gone. Missing from a rolling train that didn’t stop between inspection sites.

By sun up there were a hundred or more Fibbies, Treasury Agents, and USSS Agents on site. All local law enforcement were excluded except for traffic control, so there exists no reports on their logs except for a day long federally generated incident of traffic control at <REDACTED> Railroad yards.

A boxcar carrying 102,000 pounds of United States Currency had gone missing. Let that sink in for a moment, at the average weight of 4 grams per note, that equates to 11,560,000 notes, less the wright of palleting, etc. In 1962, the most common notes used, in circulation, and probably sent for destruction would have been ten and twenty dollar notes. As my father calculated, the contents would have been approximately $173,500,000.00, or $1.08Bn adjusted for currency changes to 2025 dollars

My father’s real involvement began in 1967, five years after the theft occurred. He had a report of the recovery of a temporary switch that had been reported stolen from a local yard, coincidentally around the same time as the box car incident. He took a local to the yard, ahh back in the day of passenger trains, and the yardmaster showed him the switch that lay in an overgrown grassy area just inside their fence. A temporary switch is like what you would find in a train set. It has tracks leading to the switch, from the switch, and away to a temporary siding where you needed to transfer the load. They are also limited to about twenty miles per hour. The switch weights around 400 pounds, so it could have been carried by three or four men.

Dad noticed that the yard seemed to be finishing up some major construction, and he queried the yardmaster about it. Apparently in late 1961, they had to install several sidings, and two additional switches to new lines running to the northwest. Dad asked if they were on restricted speed during that time, and was told they had been on fifteen miles per hour restriction since late 1961, and it was only lifted in 1964.

Something must have clicked in his mind, and he spent a few hours inspecting the yards. About thirty feet from one of the older set of tracks, he found abandoned tracks in the dirt, mostly buried. Not an odd thing to find in a railyard, but as he followed them, within a hundred feet or so, he noticed that they were descending. The area ahead was grown over with weeds, but a hundred yards or so on, it was treed. He walked over the area and noticed that there was a slight concavity where the tracks should have been.

He asked the yardmaster about what had been cleared and not cleared in 1961. The man’s response was that the area was loaded with every kind of dirt moving machine known to mankind for several years, and the engineers handled all that. He did offer that it had all been basically cleared and the new areas gravelled, etc. There had been no new gravel in the area the tracks went into the ground.

Dad had a theory, and when he got back to Springfield he called his contacts in the Bureau.

The very next day they all met at the other railyard with ground moving gear. The Bureau, and the USSS showed up. They set up lights at night and over the next few days they dug up the remains of the missing boxcar and a set of tracks that had allowed it to have been run into a hole that had been dug for it. Needless to say, the boxcar was empty.

There was a meeting at our home that I remember to this day. He was “told” by USSS agents and the Fibbies, that he would be going to Washington with them, and there was a heated discussion. Statements like, “I don’t work for you anymore, boys.” and “oh, you’re gonna arrest me if I don’t comply.” A bit more hollering, and then even after my Mother swept me way out of the room, I heard my father saying as he threw his two badges on the table, “I’m a Deputy Sheriff as well as a railroad officer, and you’re not ordering me anywhere.” Back in the day, all railroad officers were also Sheriff’s Deputies.

The Feds left, Dad’s face was bright red, and my Mother, very attuned to his moods, handed him a cold Pabst, and kissed his cheek. Then she led him to his chair, turned on the TV, and said “Dinner will be ready in a few minutes, my love.”

Just around dark, the one FBI agent who Dad apparently knew came back, and very politely apologized. The then said that our phone would ring at 7:00 and Dad should take the call. He was correct and at the stroke of seven the phone rang, and Dad did answer. All I remember of this is that he took a deep breath, and then answered, “Yes, Director, I recognize your voice. What can I do for you.”

Mom moved me out of the room, but the next morning, Dad and Mom boarded an FBI jet brought to Springfield just for him, and I spent the next four days with my Grandparents.

When they returned, all was well with the world, and my Father resumed his usual pleasant demeanor.

If you’ve read this far, here is what my Father theorized it has been paraphrased:

“The train had been “doctored,” after it left the Oklahoma staff transfer. Someone had added two heavy duty winches to the sides of the boxcar that was stolen. The air lines had been sealed so that once they were cut at the boxcar the brakes would not have locked on. they manually uncoupled the car from the train before it got to the suspect railyard, and slowly the winches separated the train with the car riding alone and slowly making a dead space. It was a foggy night and the car was halfway between the engine and the caboose, so none of the agents saw what was happening. When the train slowed to the 15 mph passthrough speed, one of the UNSUBS manually applied the brakes to the car and kept it floating. When the car ahead had passed the temporary switch the UNSUBS switched it so that the boxcar rolled onto the temporary siding, then switched it back so the car following stayed on the main line. By the time the caboose rolled by, the boxcar had rolled into the hole on the ground and plowed into a dirt wall. All in the foggy dark. The UNSUB on the train then winched the car ahead and the car trailing, back together, and manually recoupled them. He then removed the winching clasps and tossed them into some farmer’s field. (They were later recovered after my father’s theory was looked into.) The winches were still attached to the stolen boxcar. The UNSUB on the train most likely simply stepped off the train when it got down to walking speed in the Springfield yard. They waited a year or more before removing the money, and simply packed it into trucks during site construction.

No record exists in any searchable official record about this crime. The last document in my Father’s file on the matter was a letter on FBI stationary, to my father from J. Edgar Hoover. It simply thanked him for his help, and in the last line he added. “I am proud that this was solved by a Bureau man.” It was signed informally “Jayee”

The interests of USA in general does not align with Russia.

In 1992, USA thought of breaking up Russia. USA made it into a US foreign policy towards Russia in 1994.

More than once, Russia-Putin expressed concern of NATO enlargement eastwards esp Ukraine which is the door-step of Russia. Because that will threaten Russia’s safety.

Remember the 1962 Cuban crisis where USSR installed missiles in Cuba to threaten US safety? … Nobody likes missiles at their door-step. In fact, the Cuban crisis was caused by the fact that, earlier, USA installed missiles at Turkeyi.

Because it is a US foreign policy towards Russia, US interest never aligned with Russia. E.Musk’s DOGE disclosed that thru USAID or NED, USA created Russo-phobia.

Trump wants to end the Ukraine war, regardless. War benefits MIC incl Pentagon. Trump 1 .0 once said somebody in Pentagon does not like him. It means a war does not benefit Trump’s camp. Hence, NATO enlargement does not interest Trump. This … aligns with Russian interest well.

Trump wants to economically “colonise” Ukraine. Putin wants to occupy Crimea & 4 other industrial Ukrainian states (in whole or in part). … aligns well for both Trump & Russia.

Trump boosts up US oil production. Since Russia is a member of OPEC+, Trump may need cooperation from Russia to control global oil price. … perfect alignment.

There is speculation that Trump may want to sow discord between Russia & China. I personally do not think Trump as a businessman will do so, because Russia & USA have different interest in China.

Arthur Ford has revealed the secret of where our loved ones go! They are still alive!!!

I have this friend who married a few months before I did. She immediately got pregnant the next month.

I was excited for her as this would be a first baby in our girls gang.

She had a difficult pregnancy. She missed my marriage and my reception because of the total bed rest she was advised.

She delivered a baby shortly after. I visited her during my next trip when she said,

“Shefali, take all the time you need to have a baby. Get to know your husband. Go on trips. Enjoy life before you settle down with a baby. A baby takes up all your energy. And if there is no proper understanding between the spouses, it would be a disaster. So take your time.”

At that time I just listened to what she said. All I could think what disaster can a small cute baby create? But I nodded and accepted her advice.

Well turns out she was right. A baby does drain you out and if you are not compatible with your spouse then it’s really difficult.

I am glad I took her advice. It was practical and meaningful.

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Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Make a mysterious message an important part of your story. view prompt

C. J. Peters

NOTE: The following documents have been recovered and organized in such a way as to give a chronological and contextualized view of the events that took place between OCTOBER 19XX – MAY 19XX. The information found within this dossier is accessible only to agents with minimum Level A5 clearance. The contents of this dossier are not to leave Floor XX Room XXX of the facility, be copied digitally or manually, and must be observed while in the presence of an agent with Level C7 clearance or higher. Failure to adhere to protocol will result in immediate termination.THE [REDACTED] REPORT LOCATION: [REDACTED], OREGONTIMELINE: OCTOBER 19XX – MAY 19XXKEY FIGURES:James SXXXX, AGE 14Marie VXXXXXX, AGE 13Austin LXXXX, AGE 14

Xander [REDACTED]

FIELD AGENTS:

AGENT B. XXXXXXX (Level D7)

AGENT G. XXXXXX (Level F1)

 

DOCUMENT 1A (SUPPLEMENTAL)

SOURCE: Journal belonging to James

August 20 – Today we found out that me, Austin, and Marie all ended up in Mr. Mahoney’s class!! Sucks that Austin’s gonna be moving at the end of next summer but at least we all get one last school year together. We’re already making plans to go the arcade every weekend and we’re gonna have a sleepover at my house next Saturday. I’m so pumped!

It’s gonna be weird when he’s gone. We basically grew up together. We gotta make this year really awesome. Do something none of us will ever forget! (And maybe he’ll finally make a move on Marie – if I have to watch them not-so-secretly make googly eyes at each other for another year I’m gonna barf)

 

DOCUMENT 1B (SUPPLEMENTAL)

SOURCE: Excerpt from The PXXXX Post, local newspaper

STRANGE LIGHTS SEEN OVER [REDACTED] FOREST

By Steven JXXXX

August 27, 19XX

A curious array of lights was seen hovering over [REDACTED] Forest by at least seven locals the evening of Saturday 24. While accounts vary, there seem to have been at least five white lights spinning in a concentric circle nearly 25 feet over the treetops. One local, who wished to remain anonymous, had this to say:

“I’ve never seen anything quite like it. I mean, sometimes, the kids, they like to throw parties out there, you know, especially in the summer, with bonfires and flashlights and those sorts of things. But that, that I’ve never seen before. And they were gone as quick as they showed up! Just, a blink, and it was just the stars again. Whole thing couldn’t have lasted more than two minutes. But, yeah, it was certainly odd.”

The forest has long been a place for the teenagers of [REDACTED] to blow off steam, but it’s not the first time something peculiar has occurred near those woods. Older residents of [REDACTED] might recall the summer of…

 

DOCUMENT 1C

SOURCE: Journal belonging to James

October 21 – We still haven’t decided on our Halloween costumes. Austin and Marie want to go as Star Wars characters, but I only want to do it if I get to be Luke, but Austin wants to be Luke and Marie wants to be Leia (which ew gross it’s like they don’t remember Return of the Jedi at all!) and Austin is refusing to be Hans Solo. I wanted to go as the Ghostbusters, but Marie says they’re lame and super old (like Star Wars isn’t basically a decade older!) and Austin says we’d be short one and it’d look weird.

Whatever.

Anyway. There was a new kid in class today. Weird time for her to start. Her name’s Xander. Weird name for a girl. I guess everything about her was pretty weird. She was quiet and kept making like really intense eye contact whenever anyone talked to her and was constantly writing in this super thick binder.

At the start of lunch no one was talking to her anymore. She was sitting alone and still scribbling in that binder, glancing around at everyone. I felt kinda bad for her. It’s hard being the new kid, especially if you’re the weird new kid.

Austin didn’t want me to at first, but I asked Xander if she wanted to join us and Marie for lunch. She slammed her binder closed as soon as I got near her table and then stared at me the whole time I spoke. Her eyes are very green and very pretty. She just stared and stared, and I was starting to blush and I was about to just leave when she suddenly stood up and walked over to our table and sat in the empty spot beside Marie. She definitely spooked Marie (because she was busy staring at Austin – gag) who yelped and that made Austin laugh, but they both smiled at her.

I sat beside Xander, and we had a chill lunch. Marie complimented her binder and offered to give her some of her star stickers to decorate it, and that made Xander smile, probably for the first time that whole day. She has a very cute smile. She kept making Austin laugh with her weird questions, but he always answered them nicely. Like, she had never heard of Oreos before, but he still gave her one to try. She shoved the whole thing in her mouth and just absolutely could not chew through it, and that made Austin laugh until he cried. Then we started debating the best way to eat an Oreo (Austin splits them to eat the cream first, I dip them in milk, and Marie eats them dry ‘cause she’s nuts). I’m gonna bring a whole box tomorrow so Xander can try them each way and break the tie.

Xander’s for sure a little strange, but no one in our group is really all that popular. I think she fits right in with us.

 

DOCUMENT 1D

SOURCE: Journal belonging to James

November 2 – Halloween was AWESOME!

Me and Austin argued about Luke and Hans until like three days before Halloween, and I was gonna freak ‘cause we were running out of time, but then Marie suggested the Ghostbusters again and said we should invite Xander! We were both down ‘cause I really like we all really like her, so we asked her the next day at school. She didn’t get what we were talking about ‘cause they apparently don’t have Halloween in her old town, (which, bummer) but when we explained how it works and she got super excited! (I mean, about as excited as Xander ever gets which kinda just means she nods, like, a LOT).

Marie’s mom made all the costumes for us super last minute and they looked AWESOME (Mrs. VXXXXXX, you rule!) but since we took so long to decide we couldn’t make proton packs BUT we wore our backpacks instead, and that ended up being way better because we were able to fill them up with so much more candy! We hit every house on our streets, AND the nice streets on the other side of the town! Xander didn’t get as much as us, though, ‘cause she left her binder in her bag, but whatever. Still a killer haul!

After, we went to the forest to trade like we do every year and we brought Xander. Austin and Marie sat on one side of our clearing (probably, like, giggling or whatever) so me and Xander sat together on a big rock on the other end so they could have some “privacy” (barfbarfbarf). She was quiet like she always is, but she was also staring up at the stars. It was a pretty night. The leaves had fallen off a lot of the trees, so the ground was crispy and orange, and we got a super clear view of the night sky. It was a full moon, too. Kinda made me wish I’d gone as a werewolf.

I told her I like the stars too, and she smiled at me in a way that made my heart feel like it was gonna barf. We talked about space and stuff, and she pointed out her favourite star, and said it was probably her favourite spot in the whole universe.

And then, I don’t know why, but I told her I was glad I met her. I almost sprinted home. But she said she was glad, too. I said cool, then she said cool. I couldn’t look her in the face, but it was cool.

I gave her all my single packs of Oreos, and she gave me all her gummy bears.

 

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DOCUMENT 1G

SOURCE: Journal belonging to James

December 20 – Christmas break is coming up. Marie’s going to visit her family up in [REDACTED] for a few days like always, but Austin’ll be staying the whole time this year. We promised Marie we wouldn’t go skating on the lake till she got back, but Austin and I are still gonna go sledding and build a snowman! Last year, we had to get his dad had to help us, and the snowman ended up taller than him, but we’re gonna try to go even bigger this year!

I don’t know if Xander has plans. I didn’t ask ‘cause I thought it might be weird, but I still wanted to get her something for Christmas. I almost psyched myself out of doing it when I saw her at school this morning. She seemed nervous about something. Like, she kept fidgeting with her binder and looking out the window into the parking lot.

She must’ve been really nervous ‘cause when I tapped her shoulder, she almost hit the ceiling, but when she saw it was me, she laughed. I immediately forgot all of what I’d planned to say and just shoved the Christmas card at her. She read it, and then took out the polaroid my mom took of the four of us in our costumes on Halloween.

Xander’s face can be so unreadable sometimes. She just stared at it for a while, and I thought I fuc screwed up and pissed her off or something. I was gonna apologize, but then she hugged me. Really hard (she’s like, freakishly strong). It lasted a really long time, and I got the heart-barf feeling again and I didn’t really want to let go but I hugged her back.

I felt like I could fly all the way to space.

I did glance at the parking lot to see if there was anything weird out there but all I saw were cars. I mean, there was one really nice, expensive-looking black car that sorta stood out against all the old trucks and soccer-mom vans. But, whatever. Maybe it’s a rental.

 

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DOCUMENT 1I

SOURCE: Art assignment for [REDACTED] School, completed by Austin

The class assignment was to draw a scene of a happy memory with at least two figures and full scenery. The drawing above depicts a daytime winter scene of a frozen, outdoor lake rendered in graphite and coloured pencils. Four figures are skating together. Figure A (presumed to be Austin) holds hands with Figure B (Marie), while Figures C (James) and Figure D (Xander) skate behind, also holding hands. Each figure has a happy expression and wears well-detailed winter attire.

Final Grade: A-

 

DOCUMENT 1J

SOURCE: A birthday card

The image above is of a birthday card with a pale pink background and a white unicorn coated in iridescent glitter taking up three-quarters the space. The words “Happy Birthday” are written in flourishing cursive in the upper left-hand corner.

The interior of the card is blank except for a handwritten message done in cursive. The message reads as follows:

Thank you for inviting me to your birthday party. I hope the 100-pack of variety sparkle stickers and 3-piece Lisa Frank notebook collection are satisfying and enjoyable gifts.

Marie, I value our connection cherish our friendship more than words can say.

I wish you nothing but the happiest birthday!

Xander

 

DOCUMENT 1K

SOURCE: Note written by Xander

Austin, Marie, James

I’ve got to go. I would like to say goodbye in person, but I’m not supposed to.

I’d like to always remember the night we captured spectral entities and bartered sucrose Ursidae together. I wish I could be with you all under the light of a lunar cycle which had reached its fullness one last time.

My time here with you guys is something I’ll never forget. You made it special. You made it important. I’ll miss you all.

X

 

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DOCUMENT 1O

SOURCE: Journal belonging to James

May 14 – I haven’t seen Xander in two weeks. She just stopped showing up to school. I don’t know what happened. None of us know where she lives, I don’t know what I might’ve done, we have no way of finding her. I’m really starting to freak out.

She was getting really anxious about… something, right up until she disappeared. She was always watching the parking lot at school and at the diner. Maybe it’s got something to do with that weird car?

I just hope she’s okay.

The following entry is presumed to have been added later in the same day.

I’m definitely freaking out now. I found a note folded in the front cover of my journal and it’s from Xander!! I don’t know how long it’s been in there, and I didn’t get most of what she said. I just thought she was saying goodbye, but Marie thinks it’s a secret message. It took us a while, but now we think Xander was talking about when we were in the forest on Halloween, and the whole “lunar cycle” thing is about the full moon, and Marie checked – there’s one tomorrow night!!

We’re all gonna go. I’m not missing a chance to see Xander one last time, if it really is gonna be the very last time.

 

DOCUMENT 1P

SOURCE: Journal belonging to James

UNDATED. It is presumed this entry follows the events of May 15, 19XX.

We found her. Xander explained everything. Guess I’ve got no choice but to believe her after what we saw. She left her binder behind. She said I could have it. I promised to keep it safe. It’s covered in Marie’s stickers, and she slid a bunch of Austin’s sketches under the plastic. A copy of the polaroid of us on Halloween, too.

We planned to meet up at the diner on Saturday. I’ve started looking inside and there’s some wild stuff in here. More notes for me, for Austin and Marie. Some notes and writing I don’t totally understand, either…

Maybe if we figure it out, we can see her again. Maybe it’ll all mean absolutely nothing. I don’t know.

But we’ve gotta try. There’s gotta be some reason why she left it for me.

I promised. I’ll keep it safe. I’ll figure it out. I will see her again.

 

DOCUMENT 1Q

SOURCE: Confidential field report from Agents B. and G.

 

FIELD REPORT FROM THE OBSERVATION AND DEPARTURE OF SPECIMEN X4ND3R, CASE XXXXX

 

NOTE: Agent G. has made the executive decision as highest-ranking agent on case to henceforth refer to [REDACTED], self-named “Xander,” as SPECIMEN X4ND3R for the purpose of record keeping.

 

PURPOSE OF FIELD MISSION

With the evidence of [REDACTED] craft likely to land in [REDACTED], OREGON again, Agents B. and G. were sent out to location to observe at distance and with minimal interference the possible reason for recurrent contact. Once in location, Agents B. and G. determine purpose of contact to be for retrieval of SPECIMEN X4ND3R.

The following report details the event of contact, noting time, place, and interactions and behaviours between figures present. Figures include SPECIMEN X4ND3R, and locals of [REDACTED] recognized as James SXXXX, Marie VXXXXXX, and Austin LXXXX.

 

DETAILS OF EVENT

Agents B. and G. arrive at location with [REDACTED] craft already present and camouflaged as expected. SPECIMEN X4ND3R arrives at location at approximately 22:36HRS on MAY 15, 19XX. Agents remain unseen.

At approx. 22:58HRS, James, Marie, and Austin arrive. All run to and embrace SPECIMEN X4ND3R. All begin talking rapidly at once.

NOTE: [REDACTED] equipment malfunctioned when Agent B. attempted to use. Agents B. and G. were unable to record or hear conversations without breaking distance protocol.

SPECIMEN X4ND3R takes control of conversation, speaking for approx. 2 MINUTES 13 SECONDS. Austin and Marie share shocked expressions, James shakes head in dismissal. SPECIMEN X4ND3R turns away from group to face [REDACTED] craft. After approx. 3.4 SECONDS of silence, [REDACTED] craft comes out of camouflage. All members of group wear expressions of disbelief. SPECIMEN X4ND3R turns back to group. James speaks for approx. 57 SECONDS. All members of group, including SPECIMEN X4ND3R, now teary-eyed or crying.

All members join in embrace with SPECIMEN X4ND3R in center. Group contact lasts approx. 23 SECONDS. Marie and Austin break away from group. James and SPECIMEN X4ND3R continue contact for approx. 13 SECONDS.

SPECIMEN X4ND3R exits contact and enters [REDACTED] craft. Remaining members run approx. 10 YARDS from [REDACTED] craft and observe ignition, liftoff, [REDACTED], and exit, waving during entire process.

 

CONCLUSION

Agent B. concludes integration between [REDACTED] species and humans possible and likely. Despite limited time on Earth, SPECIMEN X4ND3R exhibited and experienced camaraderie, sentimentality, empathy, kindness, and generosity.

Agent G. determines results of event may be skewed due to age and location of participants. Further experimentation required.

 

Fully detailed report to follow in three days with photographs enclosed within.

 

Following signatures from,

Agents B. XXXXXXX and G. XXXXXX

 

ADDENDUM INCLUDED MAY 19, 19XX 11:29HRS BY AGENT G.

 

During clear-out procedures Agents B. and G. witnessed James, Marie, and Austin in possession of thick binder, with James reading sections quietly to group in local diner, [REDACTED]. Agent G. believes binder previously belonged to X4ND3R and must be retrieved with urgency. Clear-out procedures halted as Agents B. and G. determine how to retrieve documents with minimal damage.

 

END OF DOSSIER ONE OF X

Let me introduce you, this is Joe Girard.

A few facts about Joe Girard

:

  • He is a car salesman in America.
  • Joe Girard managed to sell 13,001 cars, throughout his 15-year career as a salesman. That means he sold an average of 2 cars a day.
  • In 1973, he received an award from the Guinness Book of World Records as the salesman with the most sales, namely selling 1,425 cars in one year.

And the cars he sells are ordinary cars, not supercars like Lamborghini, Ferrari, Koenigsegg or the like.

When someone wants to buy a car from Joe Girard, they have to make an appointment well in advance due to his busy schedule.

It is really the opposite of salesmen in general, who actually chase consumers and persuade them to buy their products.

So what is Joe Girard’s secret? Does he use charms that enhance his charisma and charm? Does he bribe his customers to buy cars from him?


Early in his career, Joe Girard consistently kept in touch with potential customers without trying to sell anything .

A survey shows that salespeople will usually stop contacting their hot prospects when they show no intention of buying in the 2nd or 3rd meeting.

But not with Joe Girard.

Not only is he consistent in staying in touch with his potential buyers, he also tries to build a friendly relationship with all the hot prospects he has.

Which means that in every meeting Joe has with his clients, car sales are not the main topic of conversation. But the conversation that occurs is like old friends chatting with each other.

Joe Girard was also very active in sending greeting cards to all his potential buyers. In fact, when his name had skyrocketed, he even had to hire an assistant to help him write letters.

Imagine, a salesman hires someone else to help him write letters!


What Joe Girard did made him a trustworthy person , and automatically made him someone who would always be on the minds of his

hot prospects when they wanted to buy a car.

That’s the secret to selling anything.

Shrimp Etouffee

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Yield: 4 servings

Ingredients

  • 2 pounds medium shrimp, shelled and deveined
  • 1 medium onion
  • 1 bunch green onions
  • 1 small bunch parsley
  • 1 can tomato paste
  • 2 tablespoons canola oil
  • 2 cups water
  • Salt and cayenne pepper to taste

Instructions

  1. Dice the onions and scallions.
  2. Chop the parsley. Hold the parsley separately.
  3. In a medium pot, add 2 tablespoons of cooking oil (your choice)
  4. Once the oil is heated, add the onions and scallions. Glaze the onions and scallions.
  5. Once all are glazed, add 2 cups of water and the tomato paste. Stir until the paste is dissolved.
  6. Lower the heat to a constant simmer for 35 to 40 minutes. Stir occasionally and add water if needed.
  7. Add salt and cayenne pepper to taste.
  8. After simmering, add parsley and simmer for 15 minutes.
  9. Add shrimp and lower the heat for an additional 20 minutes. If the sauce looks too watery, you can dissolve 2 tablespoons of flour in a little water to a pasty consistency and slowly stir in.
  10. Serve over rice and/or corn bread.

Well, Panama signed the MOU with China in 2017 under the auspices of the BRI initiative.

What is a Memorandum of Understanding?

It is an expression of intent, and in diplomacy, a formal declaration to facilitate future cooperation in defined areas.

It is also non legally binding.

It is the year 2025 and the MOU has not led to any BRI projects in Panama. Unlike MOUs, contracts are legally binding.

In other words, the US has successfully blocked BRI implementation in Panama for the last 7-8 years.

Marco claiming victory in forcing the MOU’s withdrawal is merely taking credit for work he didn’t do.

The Panamanian leader is also trading an empty shell for a PR and diplomatic win with the Americans.

It’s no loss to Beijing, though we may see Panama flip flop and return to recognizing Taipei as China, a position it maintained as recently as 2017.

We shall see.

This is unlikely.

First, let’s consider the worst-case scenario: nuclear war.

Would the United States engage in a mutually destructive nuclear war with China over Taiwan? I don’t think so.

That would only delight Russia and the EU.

The issue is that the Chinese people might be willing to accept a full-scale nuclear war to reclaim Taiwan, while the American people likely wouldn’t.

Of course, this possibility exists, and I think it’s not insignificant.

Because China recently conducted a rare test launch of a 12,000-kilometer-range missile, launched from a land base on an island that had just suffered a typhoon, it might be a demonstration of our ability to launch a nuclear counterstrike from any location and under any circumstances (e.g., after a nuclear strike).

Second, China’s state television aired a rare news segment introducing the country’s national-level underground nuclear defense system—a 5,000-kilometer-long “Underground Great Wall” built into mountain ranges.

While many Chinese people vaguely knew about such a massive project, this was the first time the government publicly showcased parts of it.

If we set aside nuclear war and only consider conventional weapons, the U.S. has advantages but also disadvantages. The biggest disadvantage is that the U.S. needs to maintain a global military presence, while China focuses on homeland defense. Additionally, the level of commitment from the two nations’ populations to this war is completely incomparable.

To be honest, if it comes to reclaiming Taiwan, China’s navy and air force could immediately replenish personnel losses with even greater numbers. Ships and planes could be reproduced at crazy pace—money would no longer matter at that point; it’d be all about maximizing capability.

Personally, I think it’s unlikely that a war would break out over Taiwan.

Taiwan is highly likely to be peacefully reunified.

If some Taiwanese people disagree?

I think they could be offered a sum of money to buy out their assets in Taiwan, given a plane ticket to go wherever they want, and if they later change their mind, they could come back.

There’s always something to learn—if only we take the time to look

Chevy Chase.

Four years ago, my dad and I went to a screening of Christmas Vacation at the Fabulous Fox Theatre in Atlanta followed by a live interview and Q&A with Chevy Chase.

The movie screening was surreal. I’ve seen dozens of concerts at the Fox over the decades, but I’ve never experienced the closeness and camaraderie with the entire audience like there was during the movie.

To try to put it into perspective, I always thought that singing along with the rest of the crowd to Piano Man during a Billy Joel concert was the coolest I would ever feel.

However, singing “we’re all in the mood for a melody, and you’ve got us feeling alright” in unison paled in comparison to shouting together, with hundreds of other die hard Christmas Vacation fans, those immortal words:

“Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.”

Getting to watch one of my favorite movies in one of my favorite venues (with one of my favorite people) was worth the pricey price of admission. I wish I had left then.

Chevy Chase and his wife came on stage to thunderous applause. The host began talking to Chevy. And within ten minutes I’d lost any respect, admiration, or any other positive feelings I may have had for him.

And I was a big Chevy Chase fan.

My wife finally watched Fletch and Fletch Lives because she said she wanted to see if so many of the inane quotes I use really exist (“I probably foolishly squandered it on food and heat” being a staple at our house).

He berated the crowd.

He berated his wife.

He acted like it was a massive inconvenience for him to have to come out on stage and talk to all these people who bought tickets that he sold them so that they could hear him talk.

This was no antihumor/dark humor/inside joke type punch line. The crowd went from nervous laughter, to mild shock, to feeling pity for his wife and utter disdain for him.

The longer he talked, the worse it got.

His wife and the host desperately tried to intervene, to cut him off, and to “interpret” what he meant when he said something offensive.

The questions from the crowd brought out an even worse side of him.

The host mercifully ended it and let us leave.

Nobody called for an encore.

Everyone I spoke with afterwards had the same complaints. And these were people predisposed to liking him. We all bought tickets, many dressed up, several like myself drove 2+ hours to Atlanta, all to hear the star of one of our favorite films.

Until I wrote this answer, I didn’t realize that I haven’t watched Christmas Vacation since then. Or Fletch. Or referred to the origin of a name as “Comanche Indian.”

Over the past 40 years, China has lifted 800 million people out of poverty. That is an achievement unmatched in the history of the world.

I’ve seen quite a lot of it. Here are some pictures from my first visit to Beijing in 1983:

The air was black with coal smoke. The street you see in the picture immediately above is now packed, mostly with made-in-China EV’s. The quality of the food has improved immeasurably, and while street stalls still exist, they’re sanitary and delicious. There are gleaming office blocks, 5-star hotels, a thriving art district, beautiful parks… hard to believe it’s the same place.

The western press takes great delight in reporting on the frustrations of the young, who have never known the China I saw. They are, understandably, frustrated that the seemingly unlimited possibility they knew as children didn’t turn out quite as well as they’d hoped.

But I often look at the old people in the park and wonder what they must think about the miracle they witnessed, and wonder if they realize there’s never been anything like it.

The Economy Is So Bad That…

Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Make a mysterious message an important part of your story. view prompt

Marty B

The sound increased in volume each time someone opened the glass door of Joe’s Diner, a cacophonous emphasis to Lois that she had to make a decision. Does she choose the fate of her life, or of the entire planet? She gritted her teeth, and kept working, her small frame flitting between the tables of the small Diner as a hummingbird dips from flower to flower.The notes which make up the song of history are played on the instruments of prejudice and fear.  Lois knew this, had lived it as a brown-skinned woman in snow-white Idaho, but her situation had become impossible. She knew what no one else did, but to say it would give her secret away, so she stayed silent. She touched her Grand Mothers necklace, an intricate gold medallion with jade stones, and hoped for an answer.The noise, along with the stink, a smell of rotting flesh combined with ammonia, flowed in with each new customer, reminding everyone of the presence of the most recent and significant visitor ever to their city, Idaho Falls.The alien spaceship, arriving just a week ago had changed everything. Two miles north of town, this extraterrestrial immigrant, a huge ship with hundreds of small and large protrusions, like some complicated industrial boiler, had destroyed miles and miles of farmland along Snake River in its rough landing.Blackened and charred from entry through the atmosphere, the ship was a physical sign post exclaiming, ‘we are not alone in the universe.’  That message was easy to read. The other, sonic message seemed unknowable. Obviously some type of communication, the loud tones broadcast from the ship repeated on a loop, filled with jarring, ‘che’, and ‘kik’ sounds. Translators analyzing the message were getting nowhere, while the dissonant, blaring sounds had everyone on edge.But Lois knew the meaning, and couldn’t tell anyone or would never get what she desperately needed, acceptance as just a regular person.The sole waitress of Joe’s Diner, Lois had to be everywhere at once.  Several customers called out, and Lois efficiently refilled a coffee cup, delivered two plated meals, and returned the exact change from three different checks.  Handing out napkins like candy to children, she did all she could to keep the place running.

 

Lois had taken to just switching between her two waitress uniforms each day, as she didn’t have time to get it washed.  The spots of coffee, pie and other spills were turning the dark green to a greasy black.   She had just taken the order from table 10 and added a strawberry jelly stain to her uniform when Joe appeared in front of her, his protruding greasy apron stopping her short.

 

“Lois- I need to speak with you.”  Joe held an opened envelope in his hand, an ominous sign of trouble, even if she didn’t know exactly what it meant.

 

She turned away, looking out into the Diner. She did not want to talk to Joe. Every table was full, with customers waving at her, and even more people waiting at the front.  She remembered before, when just the regulars came in, the old farmers in the back booth, or Ms. Betty and the church ladies, recruiting her to their Protestant faith.  Chaos ruled the Diner now, constant demand for breakfast, lunch, or just a place to sit inside, away from the noise and smell. The media, and the military officials have been the real invaders of the town, destroying the peace.

 

At first the government had assumed the alien ship landed in Idaho to target the Idaho National Laboratory, the huge nuclear testing site only 50 miles away. That fear had brought the military, with huge tanks and equipment to surround the spaceship and wait.  But other than the constant blaring message,  nothing had happened. Local residents, excited at first at the attention, lost all enthusiasm, many having left town entirely, renting out their homes to the visitors.

 

“Is it important Joe?  I mean-”  Lois gestured broadly to the Diner.

 

“Later is fine. But I’m going to need to talk today, I have to submit payroll and I don’t understand this letter.”  Joe waved it once more, then dropped his hands as he cleared his throat.  Lois grabbed her order book in both hands and waited, resigned to listen.  Joe called the staff ‘his family’ and tried to show it through his long monologues.

“I’m sorry I have to ask you to work again tomorrow Lois, but you know how it is. I couldn’t get anyone to answer the Help Wanted ad before this mess started, and now…”  Joe gave a sorrowful smile.

“The kids today just want to sit behind computers, not do real work. And now with everyone out at the alien site-”

“-I’ve been working 14 hour days Joe.” Standing still, Lois’ feet throbbed with a dull ache. “I haven’t had a day off since before this started.”

 

Joe’s sweaty palm reached out and rested on her shoulder, his grip holding her in her place.

“I hear you.  As soon as I can find somebody to hire, I’ll get you a break. Did I already ask if you know anyone-  family, or friends?  I blame the millennials.  No one wants to work anymore.” Joe shook his head.

 

Despite his protests, Lois knew Joe loved the attention, and the money coming in, even if the staff were stressed, and the supplies of food almost gone.  Lois pushed past Joe to submit her order, and pour more coffee.

 

A stern man in a dark brown uniform walked into the Diner, out of place amongst the customers in tee-shirts and jeans.  He stopped short, looking through the crowd until his eyes caught Lois’.  He smiled.

 

Lois’s hand slipped, coffee spilled in a woman’s lap.

“So sorry!”  She wiped the table with her waiter’s cloth, and then stood up, her hand raised high  to the man to follow her.  Lois pulled an industrial-sized box of paper cups off the last chair at the counter.

 

“I saved this for you, General Smith.”

 

Nodding, the man gingerly took the chair, then slowly his whole body slumped, elbows on the counter.

“I needed a chance to sit.”  He rubbed his eyes with both hands, and yawned.  “You know what I like,“ he said, “with the green sauce.”  He pulled out a phone and concentrated on typing.

 

Lois put in the order and then moved to other customers. Once ready, she collected General Smith’s order and placed it in front of him.

“Enchiladas verde con pollo.” She said with a smile. “I taught the cooks the recipe.”

 

He stopped typing,  and looked down, a grin forming on his face.

“This.” He looked up at Lois, his eyes bloodshot, “This is what we are trying to protect, America, our culture, our traditions.” He gestured to the room, his square jaw lifted up like the front of a tank.

“These- monsters- have come here to destroy it.”  His clenched fist slammed on the counter rattling the dishes. Customers turned toward them, eyes following the noise. Lois’s smile and gentle wave eased  them back to their plates.

 

Lois leaned in, “You should be quiet, not to scare people.”  She leaned sideways on the counter, blocking the rest of the Diner’s view of General Smith. Her necklace fell out of her uniform.

 

“What is that?” General Smith pointed at the medallion. “That’s strange, the ship has markings just like that-”

 

“Have they translated the message?” She hid the necklace back in her uniform, holding her breath, hoping.

 

“No.” General Smith shook his head.  “Now they are saying it is based on a human language, being repeated back. The translators think they are close, but they have been saying that for days, and nothing.” Lois breathed out. They could solve this without her!

 

“But what does it matter when, if they learn it says, ‘Surrender earthlings, or die?’ And today there was movement on the ship!  Several of the projecting arms are starting to turn, looking a lot like gun barrels preparing to fire.” His face twisted into a sneer. “I don’t trust it.”   General Smith kept speaking even as he shoveled the enchilada into his mouth, splattering salsa stains added to Lois’ uniform.

 

“Some of the President’s men are finally starting to listen to me though.” General Smith mumbled. “The scientists have identified several parts of the ship as potential weapons. Weapons that are far more advanced than anything we have.”  He twisted his nose. “And god they smell.  Do we really want anything to do with a species that stinks that bad?”

 

General Smith scraped his fork along the plate getting every last bite.  “It might take some time, but we need to nuke ‘em. This situation has asymmetric risk. Maybe they are friendly, if so, what do we get, a new friend?  But if they are our enemy, and I think they are, they will replace us- wipe us out.  We need to solve this problem before it gets worse.”

 

Lois nodded along, but her stomach had fallen.   She could stop this right now, explain what she knew and why. But could she trust this man?  General Smith’s crystal blue eyes stopped her heart when he looked at her. She had never even been near someone so powerful, and with movie star looks.

 

Joe looked over to her, and jerked his head, signifying her to get back to work.  Lois nodded, but only moved closer to General Smith.  Joe wouldn’t say anything more as long as she kept the General happy.   All the military men were on an expense account which Joe inflated with double and triple orders.

 

“The ship looks broken, with pieces off.” She repeated comments she had heard others say. She still had not seen it.  “Do you think they crashed here?”

 

General Smith looked up sharply, his index finger stopping her.

“Looks broken?” How do we know what it is supposed to look like?” He leaned in and she felt his rage rise off him in waves.

“That ship is just waiting for our leaders to get close, or for us to show a sign of weakness- then Ka- boom!”  He raised both his hands, waving his salsa verde covered fingers.

 

Lois carefully handed him a napkin.

 

“We can’t trust them!”  He turned toward his phone as it rang.  “I have to go. On the tab? Add in a good tip.”  He stepped away, wiping his fingers, then tossing the napkin on the floor.

 

“Lois.” Joe called out, gesturing for her to follow him.  She looked around for a plate to be cleared, a customer who needed her, anything to delay.  But a lull had come over the Diner and no place for her to go.

 

She followed Joe through a maze of narrow hallways to his tiny office behind the store room.  She wiped her hands on her uniform over and over again, the damp feeling in her palms would not go away.

 

“Lois- I have this letter, maybe you can help me understand it. It is from the state employment office. Your social security number doesn’t exist.”

 

Lois stared at the letter, as if it alone was her problem.  “Maybe you put in the wrong number-”

 

“That is what I thought too-” Joe’s fat fingers pulled a paper from his desk and pointed to a line- the numbers she wrote just over a year ago on the employment application.

 

“Can you explain this?” Joe crossed his arms.

 

Lois looked down at the chipped paint on her nails, in green, verde.

 

“I do not have a social security number, that is the one I use, for taxes.”  Lois felt herself shrinking, falling into the familiar hole of not being wanted, not being allowed.

 

“You don’t have one- you’re illegal?”  Joe said, abruptly pulling away from Lois.  “But you went to high school here, you speak English?”

 

“I was born in Guatemala.” Lois said, her accent growing stronger. “My parents-” She touched the medallion around her neck for strength.

“My parents passed when I was six.   And after, I got on a bus with my cousin, and we traveled, forever, until we ended up at a tent camp.  My aunt and uncle picked me up to wait out the immigration hearing, and then, we ended up here in Idaho. We were headed to Texas, but got off track and just crash landed here. We have been here ever since.” Lois

“We can make it work, right Joe-” Lois blinked away tears.

 

-I can’t believe you lied to me!” Joe’s face flushed red, his crossed arms squeezed himself even tighter.

“You stole this job. There are Americans who need work, and you stole it!”

Joe’s lips quivered.  “Your kind is driving this country down the drain.”

Joe’s forearms flexed, veins popping out.  “I believe in helping those who need it,  but you have to follow the law!  You have been cheating, stealing from God-fearing Americans.”

 

Joe’s arms were out now, raised above his head like the preacher at the church Ms. Betty took her to.  And Lois felt the same fear now as she did then.

“Is your name even Lois?”

 

“Lourdes, my name is Lourdes.”

“Well Lord-es,  get the hell out of my restaurant- you’re fired.” Joe’s face glowed red, spittle collected at the corner of his mouth.

Lourdes stood up, then turned back.

 

“Joe, what about my paycheck, you owe me for this last week.”

 

“You are illegal- don’t you get it? I don’t have to pay you anything. Get out of here before I have you arrested.”

 

Lois grabbed her purse and walked out, her head down as she ignored the cooks, and other customers. She stepped outside and began walking, scared to think of how she she would live. Her worst fear had come true, she was found out as undocumented.  She was worthless, and without a job, soon to be homeless as she was country-less.

 

“Hey, waitress!” General Smith’s voice interrupted her thoughts.  He leaned out of the front seat of a military jeep, the engine running.  “You need a ride?” He smiled from ear to ear. “It’s going to be quite a show!”

 

His bright blue eyes and smile lifted her spirits. She decided to trust this man, and she had nothing else to lose.  She ran up to the jeep, the door cold and hard. “General Smith, I know what the message is saying!  It is in the language of the ancient Mayans.”

The words poured out of Lois, released finally.

 

“These aliens have visited the earth before, hundreds of years ago-” The General’s face turned from a smile into a grimace. She started again, speaking faster to get him to listen, to understand.

 

“-I know because I’m from Guatemala, my first language is K’iche, it’s very similar. At first it was hard to understand but now I have it,  I know what they are saying-”

 

General Smith turned away.

“They followed a signal to come here, in Idaho, some important icon, I don’t know what…”

 

The jeep’s window began to close. “Tell the translators-”

 

Lourdes hit the window with her hand.  “Wait!  The message says…”

The tires spun before they caught, and Lourdes had to jump back as the jeep tore off down the road, pebbles flying around her.

 

Lourdes kept walking, her eyes not leaving her feet on the pavement.  She kicked at a stone in front of her. She could only trust herself. She held the medallion in her hand, giving her strength.  All she had of her Grand Mother and her true heritage, the heirloom had been in her family since since before memory.

 

She has to fight for herself, as no one else will.  She will work with her Aunt and Uncle to start her own restaurant, making her Mexican and Guatemalan recipes.  The General might fear her, but he likes her food.  She will start the process to apply for citizenship.

 

Sometime later, a tremendous boom echoed through the streets, rattling the windows on the building near her.  She looked north and saw a cloud of black smoke trailing up through the atmosphere.

“They did it- they blew up the aliens!”  Someone shouted. “We’re safe!”

“God bless America!” Another voice cried out.

 

A new scent of dark and acrid smoke filled the air.

 

The sudden silence almost had its own sound, thick and menacing.  Lourdes heard in it the drumbeat of fear and prejudice.

 

She repeated the message to herself, in K’iche;

“Friends, we have returned. We come in peace, we have the answers you seek…” 

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One trait of most ethnic groups indigenous to the Caucasus is endogamy: the custom of women only marrying within the same ethnic group.

Chechens, Ingush, Ossetians, and many others practice endogamy.

The Chechens might be the most aggressive about it. Marrying a non-Chechen man puts a Chechen woman in physical danger from her family. As a result, fewer than 2% of Chechen women marry outside the ethnicity.

I’ve heard that Chechen women are even forbidden to marry Ingush men — despite the fact that Chechens and Ingush used to be a single ethnicity, live side by side, used to share the same autonomous republic, are both Muslim, and speak mutually intelligible languages.

I don’t find this custom cute or admirable. There are over 50 ethnic groups in the Caucasus, a region no bigger than Morocco. A strict ban on inter-ethnic marriage is incredibly stupid. It permanently isolates communities from one another and keeps ethnic tensions high. And indeed, ethnic tensions have always run dysfunctionally and occasionally bloodily high in the Caucasus.

Cousin marriage is generally forbidden in the Caucasus. Cousins are considered siblings. Nevertheless, due to most Caucasian ethnic groups being tiny in number (e.g. Ingush and Ossetians are each 700,000 in total), strict endogamy has still resulted in genetic illnesses like cystic fibrosis being much more common among Caucasians than among Russians in general.

Sir Whiskerton and the Arrival of Philo the Philosophical Penguin

Ah, dear reader, gather ‘round for another tale from the whimsical world of Sir Whiskerton’s farm—a place where mysteries are solved, friendships blossom, and even the most mundane moments become opportunities for enlightenment. Today’s story introduces a new character: Philo the Philosophical Penguin , a waddling wonder who stumbles onto the farm one crisp morning with profound musings tucked under his flippers. Prepare yourself for laughter, intellectual stimulation (yes, we’re going there), and a moral that will leave you pondering the deeper meaning of… well, grass.


A Penguin Out of Place

It all began on an unusually chilly morning. The sun was just peeking over the horizon when Sir Whiskerton noticed something peculiar near the pond—a small, black-and-white figure waddling awkwardly through the mud.

“By my whiskers,” Sir Whiskerton muttered, adjusting his monocle. “Is that… a penguin?”

“Penguin!” Echo chimed in, bouncing beside him. “But why is it here? Penguins live in Antarctica!”

“Clearly, this one doesn’t,” Sir Whiskerton replied dryly. “Let’s investigate.”

The penguin, upon noticing their approach, stopped mid-waddle and gave a polite bow. “Greetings, fellow creatures of existence,” he said in a deep, thoughtful voice. “I am Philo the Philosophical Penguin, seeker of truth and lover of discourse.”

“Discourse?” Sir Whiskerton echoed skeptically. “On a farm?”

“Why not?” Philo asked, tilting his head quizzically. “Every blade of grass holds a universe within it. Every moo or cluck carries the weight of eternity. Surely, you’ve considered these things?”

Sir Whiskerton blinked. “No. No, I haven’t.”

“Well then,” Philo said, smiling serenely, “we have much to discuss.”


Grass and the Meaning of Life

Philo’s first stop was Bessie the tie-dye cow, who was happily munching on a patch of clover while fondling her mood ring.

“Ah, the sacred act of grazing,” Philo mused, watching Bessie chew thoughtfully. “Tell me, noble bovine, what does grass mean to you?”

Bessie paused mid-chew, her big brown eyes widening. “Uh… it means food?”

“But is it merely sustenance?” Philo pressed. “Or is it a symbol of interconnectedness? Grass grows because of sunlight, rain, and soil—a perfect harmony of elements. When you eat it, you absorb its essence, becoming part of the cosmic cycle. Do you see? You are both consumer and consumed, creator and creation!”

Bessie stared at him blankly before shrugging. “Okay, sure. Can I go back to eating now?”

“Of course,” Philo said, nodding sagely. “For even in consumption lies wisdom.”

Sir Whiskerton, observing from a nearby fence post, rolled his eyes. “This guy’s going to drive us all mad.”

“Mad!” Echo giggled, twirling in circles.


Poetry, Ritual, and Beatnik Vibes

Next, Philo wandered into the barn, where Jazzpurr the Beatnik Cat was hosting yet another poetry reading. The air was thick with the scent of incense, and bongo drums echoed softly in the background.

“Ah, poetry!” Philo exclaimed, clapping his flippers together. “The language of the soul! Tell me, oh rhythmic feline, do you believe poetry is ritual, or ritual is poetry?”

Jazzpurr adjusted his beret and stroked his chin dramatically. “Man, like, poetry is ritual. It’s about vibin’, ya dig? You spill your guts onto paper, let the words flow like lava, and BOOM—ritual complete.”

“Fascinating,” Philo said, nodding slowly. “But consider this: rituals give structure to chaos, while poetry embraces chaos itself. Perhaps they are two sides of the same coin—a yin and yang, if you will.”

Jazzpurr blinked. “Whoa. Heavy, man. Like, super heavy.”

Echo, perched on a hay bale, tilted her head. “Yin and yang? Is that a type of cheese?”

“No,” Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Though I wish someone would invent it. Then maybe we’d get some peace around here.”


Eggs and the Cycle of Life

Later that afternoon, Philo found himself surrounded by Doris, Harriet, and Lillian, who were busy gossiping about Ferdinand’s latest attempt at opera.

“Ladies,” Philo began, holding up a flipper for attention. “Tell me, what do eggs represent to you?”

Doris squawked indignantly. “They represent breakfast, obviously!”

“But beyond that,” Philo continued, undeterred. “An egg contains potential—a promise of life. From shell to chick, it embodies transformation. And when cracked, it feeds others, completing the cycle. Is this not beautiful?”

Harriet gasped. “Wait… so every time I lay an egg, I’m contributing to the circle of life?”

“Precisely,” Philo said, beaming.

Lillian promptly fainted.


Bartholomew and the Wooden Discussion

As evening fell, Philo stumbled upon Bartholomew the piñata, hanging limply from a tree branch.

“Ah, Bartholomew,” Philo said, gazing up at the colorful figure. “You are made of wood, yet filled with sweetness. What does this duality teach us about existence?”

Bartholomew, who rarely spoke, seemed startled. “Um… I guess it means… life is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside?”

“Profound!” Philo exclaimed. “And yet, you remain silent until struck—a metaphor for resilience, perhaps? Or the idea that pain reveals beauty?”

Before Bartholomew could respond, the farmer appeared, scratching his head in confusion.

“What’s going on here?” the farmer asked, looking between Philo and the piñata.

“We’re discussing the meaning of life,” Philo explained cheerfully.

The farmer blinked. “Oh. Well, carry on, I guess.”

Echo, hiding behind a bush, whispered dramatically, “Life is strange. Like a noir film… but with more feathers.”


A New Friend on the Farm

By the end of the day, Philo had won over the entire farm—even Sir Whiskerton, who reluctantly admitted the penguin wasn’t entirely insufferable.

“I’ve decided to stay,” Philo announced during dinner. “This farm is a microcosm of the universe—a place where questions lead to answers, and answers lead to more questions. I feel at home here.”

“Home!” Echo cheered, batting at a stray feather.

“Very well,” Sir Whiskerton said, flicking his tail. “But if you start waxing poetic about worms, I’m drawing the line.”


The Moral of the Story

As the stars twinkled above the farm, Sir Whiskerton reflected on the day’s events.

“The moral of the story, dear reader, is simple yet profound: life is full of mysteries, big and small. Whether it’s the importance of grass, the beauty of poetry, or the symbolism of a piñata, there’s always something to learn—if only we take the time to look. And sometimes, the best lessons come wrapped in humor, absurdity, and a little bit of philosophy.”

With that, Sir Whiskerton settled onto his favorite sunbeam, Echo curled up beside him, purring contentedly. The farm was peaceful once more, its inhabitants reminded that even the simplest things hold infinite wonder.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

When did you realize your parent was a total badass?

July 2012. Sixty two years after the Chosin Reservoir campaign. Dad was almost 80 years old, and no longer trusted himself to drive the 2,000 mile round trip to the Chosin Few reunion in San Antinio. He hated flying and would avoid it if at all possible, so I volunteered to drive him.

I knew the history of the Korean War. I knew much about all the major campaigns and battles, and I knew Dads own oral history of the very tough things he had to do there as an underage enlisted medic with the 31st Infantry Regiment, 7th Division.

I knew he had landed at Inchon, fought up the peninsula and helped defeat the NKPA. After a week of combat, he dropped that “medic” shit and started getting his up to speed on his infantry skills by his section sergeant, its amazing what getting shot at all day will do for your willingness to shoot back. He was apparently a quick learner, he kept up his medic role, but was quite proactive in protecting his patients. I knew he dropped CCP bodies and stacked the frozen corpses to make ad hoc fighting positions the entire 80 miles of the fighting retreat from Kotori to Hamhung. I knew he was with the last 106 troops to make it back to the 3rd ID perimeter at Hamhung as the rear guard for the 1st Marine Division. I knew he would go on from that battle and have several more very rough ones for the remainder of 1951.

I knew all of that, and yea, I had, prior to that, thought he was a badass. But it was only surface level thought.

For the five days we were there, taking over most of a Holiday Inn in downtown San Antonio, every time we got on an elevator, someone would say “Doc! Hey! You patched me up at so and so…”. Every time we would walk into the bar, the same thing would happen, some random Marine or Soldier would come up and just thank Dad for patching them up 62 years ago. Literally everywhere I went with him, some guy he hadn’t seen since 1950 was shaking his hand and thanking him. That is when it really sunk in, not only had he fought through many of the worst campaigns the US military has ever been in, but the guys were with him still remembered and appreciated what he had done there. Thats when it really sank in.

Total badass.

Ken Cartisano

“Would you like a brochure? Sure, here you go.”I remember the first time I was abducted. Whisked away at virtual ‘probe-point’ to a distant galactic ‘depot’ called ‘Zudprillipud.’ Why? Well, that’s a good question. It was kind of like sleepwalking except I wasn’t asleep, and I don’t think I was walking. Anyway, they brought me back. Dropped me off in my car. It seemed like ten minutes had elapsed, but when I awoke, I soon realized I’d lost an entire week. A week! And nobody even noticed.I asked Cathy where she thought I was. ‘Out in your boat,’ she says, dicing an onion. Shedding a tear.“For a week?”“Well, you were kind of vague when you left.”“In that…?”

 

“In that you said, ‘Don’t wait up.”

 

“And you think, ‘Don’t wait up’ means ‘I’ll see you in a week?”

 

She had every reason to be livid, but she wasn’t. “I bought you a valentine,” she said, pointing at a heart-shaped box with the knife.

 

“Thanks, uh… can we talk?”

 

She was open enough to listen politely and asked pertinent questions like, ‘Were there any people?’ or ‘What kind of creatures live on Zudlillipudski?’

 

My answers? “I don’t know. I was in a rest area? A galactic depot. And Zudprillipud’s a galaxy, not a planet, so, technically nobody lives on it. Any other questions?” She shook her head. Even though I was the one who had been gone for a week, for some reason, I was the one who was annoyed. I would think if she was gone for a week I would’ve filed a missing persons report. Maybe she was in on it too.

 

*****

 

 

Enter one Stan Waters, Private Detective. “At your service,” he says.

 

He claimed he was ex-military and looked it. Acted like it. He was all business, but I hadn’t convinced him to work for me yet. “I just don’t see it as a problem,” he said. “What I wouldn’t give to take a week off and not be missed.”

 

“You’d freak out,” I said. “You’re confusing a vacation with an abduction. Don’t do that.” I explained how speed and time are connected, the faster I went, the less time I experienced. It seemed like ten minutes to me because it was ten minutes, to me, everyone else aged a week or more, everyone around here that is. This much was clear, because I’d already hired someone else to do the math.

 

But this guy was pretty shrewd because he said, “You did the math, huh? How’d you know how far it was to Zudsparilla?”

 

And to that kind of question, hypnosis seemed like the only answer.

 

I was convinced that all hypnotists were incompetent idiots as I rubbed my eyes and sat up. I was on a couch and my belief was reinforced when the hypnotist audibly murmured, ‘all finished.’ We hadn’t done a thing. I didn’t remember anything. I didn’t remember him, his office, walking in, laying down, or any recollection of Stan Waters for that matter. “Crap.” I barely knew my own name.

 

How do I know all this? I had a note in my shoe. I did a little research before rushing off to the mesmerist. It wasn’t that difficult to break the post-hypnotic suggestions. I kept a video log, reference material, receipts, and a post-hypnotic trigger phrase: ‘What do you have against opera houses?’ As soon as I read that phrase in my notebook, all of my memories came flooding back.

 

I was abducted again, somewhat more skillfully, and whisked off at near-light-speeds to another distant galaxy. A place with a name that sounded like ‘Paramecium.’ 13 minutes each way with a two-minute layover in what I now call ‘outposts.’ At the far end of a 28-minute interval, I was discreetly dumped back on planet earth three days later. I came to in my boat, on the river, the anchor so deeply embedded in the bottom that I had to cut it free, but the boat ran well, the car was in the marina parking lot and the keys were in my pocket.

 

When I burst through the front door Cathy greeted me cheerfully. “Hi, how were the fish?”

 

“The fish?”

 

“Yeah. The fish. How were they?”

 

“They, um, there—were no fish, I don’t think.”

 

“Aww, no luck, huh? That’s too bad.” She patted the couch and I went and sat down next to her. She seemed nicer, and softer than usual.

 

The following night, after sex, in the dark, I said, “I need a new anchor, you know…”

 

“It’s fixed,” she said.

 

“I’m not mad, I just…, what’d you say?”

 

“I fixed it.”

 

“You got me a new anchor?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“Where is it?”

 

“I put it on.”

 

“On what?”

 

“The end of the anchor line, of course.”

 

*****

 

I got abducted again, it was different. And then again after that, and this time there was another person present. A human being, like me. I felt like part of a team, however marginal my contribution.

 

My ‘trips’ grew shorter, and the ‘returns’ neater and less awkward, as we fell into a routine. Cathy and I had the best sex ever, and, well, I knew it wasn’t her. It was a better Cathy than the one I’d had. I don’t know what they did with the original, but this was not her. She was too accommodating.

 

I admit, I was as happy as I’d ever been, happy to play along. I had no control over aliens whose technology was so advanced I couldn’t even remember it, let alone explain it, and, I felt like I was a part of something vast, some huge undertaking. We were far from being the only two people with huge gaps in their memory. I suspected they were abducting thousands of people each month, using them, like memory chips.

 

One night, I asked my duplicate Cathy, what is it that I do? And she said they use my brain because it has a hundred billion connections, and functions wirelessly.

 

“So why don’t I understand what we’re doing?” I remember asking.

 

And she said, “You don’t need to, or want to, you’re a node.” And that was it, that was all she would divulge about that subject, ever.

 

One night, Cathy entered the house looking dazed and stunned, walking around, looking at things curiously, picking things up. Then she looked at me as if I had changed overnight. I approached her tentatively, and gently embraced her. Her voice was muffled against my shoulder but I still heard her say, “How long was I gone?”

 

I held her at arm’s length. “About two years.” Valentine’s day was a week away.

 

“Two years? Oh my God. How can that be?”

 

I shrugged. “Physics?”

 

She went to the fridge and grabbed a beer. “Yeah, I was on some kind of starship. I know. It sounds crazy.” She drank one-third of the beer. “God that’s good.” She looked around. “You kept my stuff. How sweet. So…” she peered at me over the rim of the can, “how was my funeral? Pretty small affair?”

 

“Uh, no.” I cleared my throat. “No funeral. They gave me a substitute. So how long did you think you were gone?”

 

“About three months,” she said. “It was…” she shook her head, “grueling but rewarding. They were very happy with me, I think. A substitute? What’s a substitute? What does that mean? Did you even know I was gone?”

 

“Yes. I did. I mean, I figured it out. Eventually.”

 

“How? Where is she?” She began circling the apartment. Opening closets and pantries, slamming them shut.

 

“She’s gone,” I wailed, a touch too plaintively.

 

“I’m sleeping on the couch,” she announced. “No, you’re sleeping on the couch.”

 

Once I realized that she knew exactly what a substitute was, even before I told her, we worked things out, and waited anxiously for our next abduction, but it never came. I guess they fired us. We didn’t know what to do so we started a support group, Abducted Nodes Anonymous. We have over a million members and we’re still growing.

Roasted Red Pepper Soup

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Yield: 4 servings

Ingredients

  • 4 medium red sweet peppers
  • 1 small yellow sweet pepper
  • 1 to 2 small red serrano peppers
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1 (14 1/2 ounce) can chicken broth
  • 1/2 cup whipping cream
  • Fresh basil leaves

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 425 degrees F.
  2. Remove stems, membranes and seeds from peppers. Place peppers, cut side down, on foil-lined baking sheet. Add garlic. Brush peppers and garlic with oil. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until skins are bubbly. Wrap peppers in foil; let stand for 20 to 30 minutes or until just cool. Using a paring knife, pull skins off peppers.
  3. In a saucepan combine red and serrano peppers and broth. Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, uncovered, 7 minutes or until liquid is reduced by one-third. Cool slightly.
  4. Meanwhile, in blender container combine roasted yellow pepper and whipping cream. Blend until pureed. Transfer to small bowl. Cover; chill. Rinse container; dry.
  5. In same blender container blend half the cooked red pepper mixture at a time until smooth. Strain, if necessary. Place strained mixture in same saucepan. Stir in remaining cream. Cook and stir until heated through.
  6. Ladle into serving bowls. Swirl 2 tablespoons yellow pepper cream into each serving. Top with basil.

In 1986, thousands of people were killed in secret in their homes in the village of Nyos, Cameroon.

The disaster left every living thing for miles around, dead lying on the ground, without any signs—which left medical teams baffled when they surveyed the damage days later.

More than 1,700 people were killed along with thousands of animals in the surrounding area.

But what caused the deaths of so many people?

There was no evidence of bleeding, trauma, or suffering of any kind — it was as if the victims had simply collapsed and died without realizing it.

In that strange event, scientists came from all over the world to find out what really happened in Nyos.

Clue #1: Victim Range

After surveying the distribution of bodies in the area, it appears that all of the dead were within 12 miles of Lake Nyos — a lake formed in an extinct volcano.

In villages far from Nyos, there were more survivors, while in Nyos, less than 8 people survived.

Not only this is the biggest clue, the lake, which was previously blue, has turned dark red.

Clue #2: CO2 Levels

Scientists began taking samples from the lake. They learned that the red on top of the lake was dissolved iron, which usually settles at the bottom of the lake.

They also found high levels of CO2 in the water, causing samples taken from the lake to bubble like soda when lifted.

The deeper into the lake the samples come from, the greater the pressure they are under, causing the samples to explode and release all the gas contained within them.

Now, it is not surprising that Lake Nyos contains CO2, all lakes do, but what is different about this lake is that the gas never leaves and builds up in the lake continuously.

Clue #3: Location

CO2 usually leaves the lake water as the water continues to circulate, however, Lake Nyos is one of the calmest lakes in the world. High hills surround the lake on all sides, making it even more dangerous.

Because Cameroon is in a tropical climate, water temperatures do not change from season to season, causing CO2 to never leave the water and accumulate significantly.


Because there is so much CO2 contained in the water, when the bottom of the lake is saturated with the gas, the amount will continue to rise until it reaches the surface.

Any

disturbance

to the water will cause bubbles, which will cause a chain reaction where all the CO2 in the lake will be released hundreds of feet into the air.

And CO2 itself is not toxic, but it is a heavy gas and will fall back to the ground surface, causing natural disasters.


So, what really happened on August 22, 1986?

Villagers living on the hillside above Lake Nyos reported seeing the lake mysteriously overflow before a cloud of mist formed over the lake. Without warning, the lake ‘exploded’ sending enough CO2 into the air to fill 10 football stadiums.

CO2 is sent to heights of more than 300 feet before settling on hillsides — killing anything nearby.

For the people on the hillsides, they could survive by traveling to higher ground, but for the people in the valleys—like the people in Nyos—death was inevitable.

The gas cloud moved down the valley at 45 mph, poisoning and suffocating anyone within the CO2 ‘pockets’.

Some people were far enough away from the source of the disaster that being inside their homes with doors and windows closed saved them from untimely death.

Others, who were curious and investigated the source of the explosion or the smell of rotten eggs — indicating CO2 poisoning — were killed on their doorsteps.

Near the outskirts of the village, people sleeping on the ground had been killed, while those above the CO2 gas cloud survived, unaware of the disaster that had occurred until they tried to wake their loved ones.


There are only three lakes in the world—two in Cameroon, one in Rwanda—that can cause a “limnic eruption,” making it one of the rarest natural disasters ever to occur.

Scientists have been trying to find ways to remove the huge amounts of CO2 in the lake to prevent this from happening again.

Yes, something unexplainable has happened to me.

As I walked out of my back door on a cold, wintery morning, the bright sun reflecting off of the white snow made me quickly shield my eyes and look down to avert the glare. At that very moment I noticed a small white Post-It note that was camoflaged in the snow. It was completely dry even though it was lying in the melting snow. I bent down and picked it up. It was a note from my ex-boyfriend Paul. We had parted on good terms a year prior and he had moved back to his hometown. The note said, “When you think of me, I’ll be thinking of you… Love, Paul.” This brought a smile to my face. I wondered how this little note had ended up outside my door. I thought maybe Paul was in town but, the ink was faded so I assumed he must have written it the year before. How odd, I thought, that it appeared outside of my back door on this cold morning. I put the note in my coat pocket and started off on my walk to the market.

While shopping for my groceries I noticed a familiar face. It was my friend Dave. He and I were introduced to each other a few years back by Paul. I couldn’t wait to tell him about the note I had found. Before I could get a word out Dave said in a hushed and somber tone, “Did you hear about Paul?” and I said. “What about Paul?” Dave went on to inform me that Paul had passed away the previous night in the hospital. He had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer a month earlier and had become very sick very quickly. I was shocked and saddened.

I left my groceries in the cart and hurried out of the market. I was very upset and just wanted to get home. As I walked towards my house, tears were running down my face. I reached into my coat pocket for a tissue. Instead of a Kleenex to wipe away my tears I felt the Post-It note. I had forgotten about it after receiving the news of Paul’s passing. The little note was my shelter in an emotional storm. I took much comfort in that note. It’s still a mystery to me how it ended up outside of my door or when Paul had written it. I’m absolutely convinced it was Paul’s way of saying goodbye. I think of him often…

We are stronger together than we are apart

Former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte recently said that my grandfather was Chinese and only China will help us. If the Philippines becomes a province of China, it owns the entire South China Sea and also has the most powerful navy in the world, gaining 9.6 million square kilometers of land, the top of the world – Mount Everest, vast grasslands, the Yangtze River, the Yellow River, the sixth-generation fighter jets, the Tiangong space station, AI …… Nuclear weapons are naturally possessed as well.

Duterte to China: ‘if you want, just make us a province’ – Asia Times
“If you want, just make us a province, like Fujian,” quipped Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte before an audience of Filipino-Chinese businessmen on

Of course, this is just a joke by Duterte who is just going toe-to-toe with those who are pro-American.

The Philippines has been claiming “independence” for so many years, but in fact, it has always been a colonial mindset; it has no culture of becoming an independent and sovereign nation, and it always wants to be dependent on the powerful. Filipinos have always wanted the Philippines to be the 51st state of the United States.

If the Philippines becomes the 51st state of the United States, it also immediately possesses nuclear weapons….

But why didn’t the US accept it? 🤣🤣🤣

Why the Philippines couldn’t be a US state
Saipan — On June 12th, the Philippines will celebrate the 122nd anniversary of its declaration of independence. But for one of my Filipino-American friends, it’s a day that should live in infamy. He also hates the Filipino patriots who fought and/or campaigned successfully for Philippine independence. “The Philippines,” he said, “could have been a U.S. state if not for those [beep] [beep] [beep].” To be sure, that “missed opportunity” for American statehood is one of the Philippines’ biggest h

Whether the Philippines becomes the 51st state of the United States or the 35th province of China, it can immediately possess nuclear weapons.

But neither China nor the United States has any intention of incorporating the Philippines into their territory.

  • Most of the US nuclear weapons are products of the Cold War. The annual maintenance cost of nuclear weapons is between 200 billion and 300 billion US dollars, and the average maintenance cost of each nuclear weapon is between 80 million and 160 million US dollars. Can the poor Philippines afford it?
  • China’s nuclear strategy is different from that of the US military. It pursues quality rather than quantity. China has now abolished fixed nuclear missile silos. Most of China’s nuclear weapons are products produced in recent years to replace old products. The maintenance cost is also lower than that of the US military, but it still costs at least $12 billion a year.

Therefore, the Filipinos might as well think seriously:

Is it better to follow the advice of the Americans to have nuclear weapons that require expensive maintenance, or is it better to follow the advice of the Chinese not to be a pawn of the great powers and to work hard to develop the economy and build the Philippines into a rich, strong and independent nation? Which option is better for Filipinos?

Elegant Mushroom Soup

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Prep: 5 min | Cook: 5 min | Yield: 2 servings

Ingredients

  • 1 cup College Inn® Chicken Broth 99% Fat Free
  • 1 large onion, chopped
  • 1/2 pound fresh mushroom slices
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 teaspoons pepper
  • 1/8 teaspoons salt
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 tablespoons fresh parsley minced
  • Ground nutmeg
  • Sour cream

Instructions

  1. Sauté onion and mushrooms in butter in a large saucepan for 3 minutes or until onion is tender.
  2. Stir in flour, pepper and salt; gradually add milk and broth.
  3. Bring to a boil; cook and stir for 2 minutes or until thickened.
  4. Add parsley and nutmeg if desired.
  5. Top individual servings with a dollop of sour cream.

Notice in the last few rounds of American tariff/sanction escalation on China, the nature of china’s response has shifted?

This is still the Chinese spring holidays. Yet China immediately responded to Donald’s weekend bazooka with counters of its own.

Unlike Canada and Mexico, China is going toe to toe in pursuing shock therapy on the adversary’s economy and interests.

No negotiations, no pandering, no “let’s make Donald look good”.

Remember, this is the same Chinese administration that removed mention of MIC 2025 after Donald demanded “he didn’t like it”.

As Wang Yi said, “好自为之”.

It’s a whole new ballgame, compared to Donald’s first term.


https://m.mof.gov.cn/czxw/202502/t20250204_3955222.htm

国务院关税税则委员会关于对原产于美国的部分进口商品加征关税的公告

The Customs Tariffs of the State Council’s Council Commission on the announcement of tariffs on some imported goods native to the United States

税委会公告2025年第1号

Taxation Commission Announcement No. 1025 No. 1

2025年2月1日,美国政府宣布以芬太尼等问题为由对所有中国输美商品加征10%关税。美方单边加征关税的做法严重违反世界贸易组织规则,不仅无益于解决自身问题,也对中美正常经贸合作造成破坏。

On February 1, 2025, the U.S. government announced that it would impose 10%tariffs on all Chinese goods on the grounds of Fentny and other issues. The US unilateral plus tariffs seriously violate the rules of the World Trade Organization, which is not only conducive to solving its own problems, but also causes damage to normal economic and trade cooperation between China and the United States.

根据《中华人民共和国关税法》、《中华人民共和国海关法》、《中华人民共和国对外贸易法》等法律法规和国际法基本原则,经国务院批准,自2025年2月10日起,对原产于美国的部分进口商品加征关税。有关事项如下:

According to the “Customs Law of the People’s Republic of China”, “Customs Law of the People’s Republic of China”, and the basic principles of the Foreign Trade Law of the People’s Republic of China, and the basic principles of international law, with the approval of the State Council, from February 10, 2025, the origin of the origin will be native to the origin of the origin. Part of the imports of imports in the United States are imposed on tariffs. The relevant matters are as follows:

一、对煤炭、液化天然气加征15%关税,具体商品范围见附件1。

1. A 15%tariffs are imposed on coal and liquefied natural gas.

二、对原油、农业机械、大排量汽车、皮卡加征10%关税,具体商品范围见附件2。

2. 10%tariffs on crude oil, agricultural machinery, large -displacement cars, and pickups.

三、对原产于美国的附件所列进口商品,在现行适用关税税率基础上分别加征相应关税,现行保税、减免税政策不变,此次加征的关税不予减免。

3. For imported goods listed in the attachment native to the United States, the corresponding tariffs are imposed on top of the current applicable tariff rate. The current reduction and exemption policies remain unchanged, and will not be applied on the imposed tariffs.

附件:1.加征15%关税商品清单

Attachment: 1. Add 15%tariff product list

2.加征10%关税商品清单

2. Add 10%tariff product list

国务院关税税则委员会

Customs Tariffs Commission of the State Council

2025年2月4日

February 4, 2025

中国对钨、碲、铋、钼、铟等物项实施出口管制
中国两部门公告,从即日起,对钨、碲、铋、钼、铟等物项实施出口管制。

中国对钨、碲、铋、钼、铟等物项实施出口管制


中国两部门公告,从即日起,对钨、碲、铋、钼、铟等物项实施出口管制。
China ’s two departments announced that from now on, export controls have been implemented on tungsten, cricket, 铋, molybdenum, and crickets.

中国商务部和海关总署星期二(2月4日)在商务部官网公告,根据《中华人民共和国出口管制法》《中华人民共和国对外贸易法》《中华人民共和国海关法》《中华人民共和国两用物项出口管制条例》有关规定,为维护国家安全和利益、履行防扩散等国际义务,经中国国务院批准,决定对钨、碲、铋、钼、铟相关物项实施出口管制。
The Chinese Ministry of Commerce and the Customs General Administration announced on Tuesday (February 4) on the official website of the Ministry of Commerce. The relevant provisions of the item export control regulations “In order to safeguard international obligations such as national security and interests, and fulfill the prevention of preventing and diffusion, with the approval of the State Council of the Chinese State Council, export control was implemented on tungsten, cricket, tadpoles, molybdenum, and crickets.

出口经营者出口上述物项应当依照《中华人民共和国出口管制法》《中华人民共和国两用物项出口管制条例》的相关规定向中国国务院商务主管部门申请许可。
Export operators export the above items shall apply to the Chinese State Council’s competent business department of the State Council in accordance with the relevant provisions of the “People’s Republic of China Export Control Law” and “Regulations on Export Control of the People’s Republic of China” in accordance with the “People’s Republic of China Export Control Law”.

本公告自发布之日起正式实施。《中华人民共和国两用物项出口管制清单》同步予以更新。
This announcement was officially implemented from the date of issuance. The “List of Export Control List of Dual -purpose Items of the People’s Republic of China” is updated simultaneously.

此前,为反制美国总统特朗普宣布对中国输美商品加征10%关税的决定在星期二生效,中国官方也宣布,以涉违反反垄断法调查美国科技巨企谷歌、对美国部分输华商品加征10%至15%关税,以及将两家涉歧视中企的美国企业列入不可靠实体清单。
Earlier, in order to counter the decision to impose a 10%tariff on Chinese transmission of goods in the United States, President Trump will take effect on Tuesday. Chinese officials have also announced that it is involved in investigating U.S. Science and Technology Giant Google in violation of antitrust law. The goods are 10% to 15% tariffs, and the two American companies involving two discriminatory Chinese companies are included in the unreliable entity list.

谷歌公司涉嫌违反反垄断法 市场监管总局依法决定立案调查
因谷歌公司涉嫌违反《中华人民共和国反垄断法》,市场监管总局依法对谷歌公司开展立案调查。

谷歌公司涉嫌违反反垄断法 Google is suspected of violating the antitrust law
市场监管总局依法决定立案调查 The State Administration of Market Supervision decides to investigate in accordance with the law

发布时间:2025-02-04 13:02 信息来源:市场监管总局
Release time: 2025-02-04 13:02 Source: General Administration of Market Supervision

因谷歌公司涉嫌违反《中华人民共和国反垄断法》,市场监管总局依法对谷歌公司开展立案调查。

Because Google is suspected of violating the “Anti -Monopoly Law of the People’s Republic of China”, the General Administration of Market Supervision conducted a case investigation on Google in accordance with the law.

商务部:将美国PVH集团、因美纳公司列入不可靠实体清单–中国青年网
商务部:将美国PVH集团、因美纳公司列入不可靠实体清单 2025-02-04 13:25 来源:央视新闻客户端 今天,商务部发布《不可靠实体清单工作机制公告》,为维护国家主权、安全和发展利益,根据《中华人民共和国对外贸易法》《中华人民共和国国家安全法》《中华人民共和国反外国制裁法》等有关法律, 依据《不可靠实体清单规定》有关规定,不可靠实体清单工作机制决定将 美国PVH集团、因美纳公司(Illumina, Inc.) 列入不可靠实体清单。 上述两家实体违反正常的市场交易原则,中断与中国企业的正常交易,对中国企业采取歧视性措施,严重损害中国企业合法权益。不可靠实体清单工作机制将依据相关法律法规,对上述实体采取相应措施。 (总台央视记者 高媛)

商务部:将美国PVH集团、因美纳公司列入不可靠实体清单

Department of Commerce: Incorporate the US PVH Group and Inmeda Company into the unreliable entity list

2025-02-04 13:25 来源:央视新闻客户端

2025-02-04 13:25 Source: CCTV News Client

今天,商务部发布《不可靠实体清单工作机制公告》,为维护国家主权、安全和发展利益,根据《中华人民共和国对外贸易法》《中华人民共和国国家安全法》《中华人民共和国反外国制裁法》等有关法律,依据《不可靠实体清单规定》有关规定,不可靠实体清单工作机制决定将美国PVH集团、因美纳公司(Illumina, Inc.)列入不可靠实体清单。

Today, the Ministry of Commerce issued the “Announcement of the Work Mechanism of Unreliable Entity List”. “The relevant laws, in accordance with the relevant provisions of the” Unreliable Entrance Listing Regulations “, the unreliable entity list work mechanism decides to include the US PVH Group and INC. Inc ..

上述两家实体违反正常的市场交易原则,中断与中国企业的正常交易,对中国企业采取歧视性措施,严重损害中国企业合法权益。不可靠实体清单工作机制将依据相关法律法规,对上述实体采取相应措施。

The above two entities violated the normal market transaction principles, interrupted normal transactions with Chinese companies, and adopted discriminatory measures to Chinese enterprises to seriously damage the legitimate rights and interests of Chinese enterprises. The working mechanism of the unreliable entity list will take corresponding measures to the above entities in accordance with relevant laws and regulations.

(总台央视记者 高媛)

(CCTV reporter Gao Yuan)

I had a small business that crashed and burned during the tech crash in 2001. I was unemployed, had a wife, 3 kids, a mortgage, and a car loan. Stress was the operative word.

My middle daughter who was 11 years old said I should become a teacher. I asked her why and she said I taught ice skating when we lived in Iowa City, I teach skiing at a local hill near our house, and I helped her with her homework. My dad was a college professor and my older sister was a special ed math teacher but I had never considered it a fit for me. I told her I would try it by substitute teaching and see if I liked it.

Being somewhat extroverted, I loved the energy of the schools. I also realized I could help students become better people and give them skills needed for life since I had been in the business world for 22 years.

The next question was what to teach. I had noticed when I was hiring people for my businesses that adults were poor at writing and math. They could not write a press release or calculate a sales person’s commission. So I thought I could add value if I taught writing or math. I knew what good writing was but I had no clue for how to teach it. I had an undergraduate degree in engineering so math fit me better. I knew that Algebra was the most used math in the real world so I chose to teach that. This led me to get certified as a secondary math teacher and it turned out to be a wonderful career for me.

It was super challenging and learning good classroom management skills took time but it was worth it. I had a good relationship with my high school and then middle school students which led to better effort. I retired in 2022 and have been a substitute teacher since. It is so rewarding to see former students who are happy to see me when I sub for their class.

Nature’s Call

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story that includes someone saying, “We’re not alone.” view prompt

Michael Martin

The woods were alive with the sounds of nature, birds conversing with each other while families of squirrels argued over nothing and everything. The chorus surrounded her with the comfort of normalcy – each chirp, bleat, and chitter signaling the absence of danger. Annie knew she could let her guard down since her furry neighbors never did.That afternoon, though, she was so preoccupied with digging the mud from the gaps between her toes that the alarmed call of a blue jay in the woods almost escaped her notice. She would’ve missed it, had it not been for the second, louder screech that pierced the facade of security. Her ears tuned to the jay’s frequency, muting the everyday sounds in search of additional information.She wasn’t necessarily concerned; predators patrolled the woods around the clock, and jays were known to flip out over anything. She kept her ear open but continued work on clearing the mud from that morning’s scavenging trip. The previous night’s rains had softened the ground in the clearing around the rusted Plymouth Voyager minivan she called home, and she despised that squishy sensation between her toes almost as much as she hated the grating of dried mud between them.The sharp yeep of a robin at the edge of the woods caused her to jump, her toes destined to remain half-cleaned as her full attention turned to the tree line. Blue jays might cry wolf, but robins weren’t so easily spooked. She sat up, pulling her knees to her chest to get her entire frame inside before slowly pulling her minivan’s sliding door shut – holding the handle up to quiet the click at the end. She pressed her eye to her peephole, a small clearing in the grime on the window, searching in the direction of the robin’s call. The only sound now was the wind brushing the tops of the shoulder-height grass that occupied the clearing. The robin must have taken off as soon as it sounded the alarm.The waves sent across the top of the grass by the wind held her attention, each hint of movement a possible harbinger of danger. What was out there, she wondered? Wolf? Bear? Or worse: human?The breeze sent another ripple through the overgrowth; this time, some of the grass didn’t follow the wave. She leaned in closer and pressed her forehead to the glass, leaving a ring of sweat that was already beading on her forehead from the humid Georgia heat trapped in the enclosed van. Her eyes affixed to the anomaly, she watched as the patch moved independent of the rest of the grass.A family of squirrels chittered excitedly in the far branches of the towering oak tree the Plymouth Voyager was permanently parked beneath. She could see them yelling at whatever was down there, telling it to bugger off with as much fury as a group of rodents could muster. She turned her attention back to the grass just in time to see the patch emerge from the edge of the grass into the shade under her tree. It sat atop a man’s head, the disheveled hair grimy enough to match the tan grass. The man crouched as he moved, keeping a low profile as his eyes remained fixed to the west of the clearing. He hadn’t noticed the van nor was he looking in her direction. That was the allure of the van, its camouflage being its natural place in the post-apocalyptic world where shadows of civilization were slowly overtaken by nature as time continued its onward trek.He was older – but how old, she couldn’t tell. His skin was leathery from years out in the Sun, making it hard to determine how much of his aging was natural versus Sun-baked. He wore a sleeveless hide jacket, a symbol embossed on the back. Bandit gang. She didn’t know all of their insignias, so she had no idea which group he associated with, but she didn’t need to in order to know he wasn’t someone she wanted to cross paths with. The long rifle he held at the ready confirmed this.He paused after making it to the cool shade under her oak, wiping the sweat from his brow. His eyes never wavered from the unseen prey he was stalking. Bandit gangs often sent out skilled hunters in search of supplies and food, be it a deer, turkey, or whatever supplies they could pilfer from the remains of the unlucky few who couldn’t hide fast enough. Some gangs didn’t stop there, seeing no difference in the taste of meat from game, bird, or human. Despite the suffocating head building in the van, she shuddered at the thought. He crouched, going down on one knee that sunk into the soft ground, and looked around inspecting for signs of his quarry… until something caught his eye a few feet in front of him.Annie gasped as she looked down at her still-muddy feet. When she looked up, the bandit was still crouched – but was looking directly at the van. She flopped over, pressing her back to the sliding door. Her breaths shortened as her heart began to race, incredulous that another bandit would find her out here.Scavengers and bandits often walked through this part of the woods, but they rarely paid the van any attention. Its grime-covered teal exterior was as much a part of the environment as the trees above and the grass below. So many Georgians were lost in the Global War on America that it was more common to find their houses, vehicles, and belongings laying around than it was to find an actual person. Whatever could be ransacked was already picked clean many times over; unless there was a sign that someone had been there recently, most assumed that there were no supplies in random vans in the woods.Unless there was a sign…Like fresh prints in the mud.She prayed that he wouldn’t think to check the van, desperately clinging to irrational hope. She tried to convince herself that he was just looking for deer and saw one behind the van. Or that even if he’d seen the van, its grimy windows would offer no visibility to the decorated interior, and he might move on without opening the doors. She pushed the sliding door’s lock, just in case.The squirrels’ chittering moved down the branch, from the tip to the base where the van sat immobile. She listened, following their voices to track his location. He was definitely walking towards her; she could no longer hold out hope that he’d ignore the van. Hope was draining with each passing second; she was down to the inane notion that he might not try the van door – even though her footprints led directly to it. She began to hear the squelch of his steps, slow and measured, as he neared her, the sounds shattered her last vestiges of false hope. The initial burst of a sob escaped past her hand before she muffled it and whined quietly. The layer of sweat covering her face now mixed with free-flowing tears.

She was well aware of what bandits would do to a young woman alone in the woods. Even if she’d previously had any doubts, the other bandits who found her six months prior taught her better. Luckily they’d let her live, just leaving behind a parting gift that she’d only discovered recently.

She’d spent considerable time during scavenging runs to Valdosta look for additional protection, something more than her dull knife or the baseball bat her scrawny arms could hardly swing. She’d found it in the basement of a one-story rambler, a rusted revolver with a box of rounds next to it. She’d shoved both into her backpack and taken them back to the van, but she’d never fired a gun before. She wasn’t even sure it would fire. More so than that, she couldn’t bring herself to kill; she never understood how men could do it so easily, as if it were nothing more than an afternoon stroll.

She reached under the driver’s seat and grabbed the the black grip of the revolver. She’d always known that she couldn’t fire the gun; like the baseball bat that she couldn’t swing with enough force to do anything, the gun was never meant as a weapon – only a deterrent. The bat may not have worked last time, but she hoped the threat of being shot combined with her insistence that she had nothing of value would be enough to prevent what she knew he’d want. She knew it had little chance of working, but she tried to lie to herself – in vain. The icy terror continued to creep outward from her chest, eventually reaching the pit of her stomach. The baby seemed to sense her despair and responded by kicking the left side of her bulging belly.

“We’re not alone,” she whispered with a wavering voice, her hand instinctively covered her belly. The barrel of the revolver shook wildly as she lifted it to face the direction of the approaching footsteps. If she could just bring herself to fire, if the gun would actually shoot, she could end this now. She could fire the six rounds she’d long had loaded into the chamber. The danger would pass. She knew she should, but she knew she wouldn’t. There wasn’t a single violent bone in her body.

The sound of the sliding door’s handle caused her to jump; she’d heard the steps approaching, but she expected him to say something first. Knock possibly. The handle jiggled for a moment then stopped as the lock showed that it still worked. She couldn’t hold back her sobs any longer as fear overwhelmed her. She tried to muffle them. His voice told her she didn’t silence them enough.

“Oh sweetie, there’s no need to be scared.” His voice, raspy and deep, had a strong, Southern twang to it. “Why don’t you come on out and let ol’ Uncle Walter get a good look at you?” His laugh was slow with a devious edge as he moved to the passenger door. Her heart sunk as the handle rattled, the sudden realization hitting her that she didn’t know if that door was locked. The handle creaked as he lifted it, silence lasting an eternity before the handle creaked again as he lowered it. Three more times, he lifted and dropped the handle before giving up. Locked.

She let out a deep sigh as she realized none of the doors would open for the bandit. The driver’s side door had never opened since she’d moved in: it was rusted shut. Same with the rear cargo door. Perhaps he’ll give up, she told herself. But he knew she was in there, and like a predator digging into a tunnel with trapped prey, he’d find a way in eventually.

“Come on sweetheart, let’s stop playing these silly games. Let me in so we can enjoy this fine afternoon weather together.” His voice trailed as it moved around the front of the van. He tried the driver’s door, finding it unmoving as well. “You’re really sealed up tight in there, huh?” He turned back, stopping outside the sliding door once again.

She held the revolver in front of her face, the iron sights jumping around as she struggled to keep her aim steady. She could see his silhouette through the grime on the window but knew he couldn’t see her. Just shoot, she implored herself. Why couldn’t she do it?

A loud thud sent her scuffling back, pressing her back against the opposite wall. Another followed, then another, before the final blow ended with the sound of glass shattering. She recoiled, throwing her hands in front of her face. After the last of the shards clinked on the floor, she looked up to see Walter’s leathery face, stretched thin with a big smile that displayed only half the number of teeth it should have.

“Nice to finally meet you. You gon’ invite me in or not?” His face disappeared, replaced a moment later by his hand reaching through the newly opened window. He felt around for the lock, pressing the lever. Without the lock to prevent it, the door slid open when he pulled the handle this time. His smile was laced with anticipation and confidence.

“Aww honey, don’t be scared.” He spun the rifle on its strap until it was resting on his back. “I ain’t gon’ hurt you. Well, not as long as you play nice.”

Annie raised the revolver, her hand still shaking wildly. She wanted to speak, tell him that there was nothing there for him to take and that she’d shoot if he tried anything. She could hardly breathe, though. The words never formed.

“Oh! What you got there, missy? An ol’ snubnose? That’s cute. You ever even fired one of them things before?” His tone was playful, yet sinister. She’d heard the other bandits use that same tone. There wasn’t an ounce of fear anywhere in it.

The gun dropped as the fight left her body. She knew what was coming; she could only hope he would show the same mercy as the others did. She openly sobbed, deep sobs that started in her chest and convulsed over her entire body.

As she sobbed, she felt the van shift as it took on Walter’s weight.

She heard the sound of the rifle dropping to the ground as he began removing what he had on.

She felt the sensation of helplessness.

She smelled the sickening stench of sweat and filth as he drew closer.

She tasted iron as she bit her lip.

Then, she felt another kick.

She felt the weight of responsibility, her child relying on her.

She saw the situation for what it was.

She felt cool resolution wash her fear away and steady her hand.

She saw a smile cross his face when she raised the gun again.

She heard the blast echo in the van’s interior.

How can I gently put this…?

FUCK YOU NO!!!

My wife and I just spent an hour going through our Amazon regular deliveries, and switched everything American to Canadian. (Yes, I know, it’s still Amazon, but we live in a rural,area and save a fortune on gas and time by having the deliveries. And now all the money is going to Canadian producers.) And I just cancelled my Netflix. Crave and Gem and a couple of others will do us just fine.

We also just cancelled a trip to the Peoples Republic of Austin. Love the place, won’t be going anytime soon.

America, you declared war on us. And we will fight back. No more American stuff. No more US wine or whisky, no more US furniture, no more US ANYTHING. I used to be a big American fan. But you attacked us, and I’m not backing down. You are in decline as a world power, and I am happy to see you go.

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When my father died at age 67 he had an outstanding line of credit with a bank. The balance was around $14,000. I was taking care of his affairs and I took a hard look at the statements. The loan had an accompanying life insurance policy that would pay off the loan in the event of the borrower’s death. I saw on his bank statements they were collecting around $11 per month as a premium on the policy.

But there was fine print: it would only pay out if the borrower died at age 66 or less. Dad just missed the cutoff.

Something was odd. My father had been 67 for five or six months. On the recent bank statements they were still collecting the premium, but at a reduced rate, $4 per month. It seemed like they had noticed he had aged out of eligibility, but instead of zeroing out the premium they still collected $4 per month.

I called the bank and told them it wasn’t right to collect the premium and not pay out on the policy. The bank was non-committal. A few days later we got a statement in the mail indicating the insurance had paid off the loan and the balance was zero.

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Blue Barn Owl

Ah, dear reader, gather ‘round for another purr-fectly delightful tale starring none other than Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s story is one of mystery, camaraderie, and a lesson in the power of community. It involves a very blue barn owl, a pink pig with a paintbrush, and a kitten who echoes everything—but mostly her own heart. So grab your sense of humor and let’s flutter into The Case of the Blue Barn Owl .


A Gloomy Day on the Farm

It all began on an unusually gray morning. The sun was hiding behind clouds, and even the roosters seemed reluctant to crow. Sir Whiskerton, perched atop his favorite hay bale, noticed something peculiar: Sedgwick the barn owl hadn’t emerged from his perch in days.

“Odd,” Sir Whiskerton muttered, stroking his whiskers. “Even owls need sunlight occasionally.”

Echo, the tiny gray-and-white kitten with bright green eyes, sat beside him, mimicking his every move. “Odd,” she echoed softly, tilting her head just as he had.

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Echo, while I appreciate your enthusiasm, you’re starting to sound like Ditto. Could you try being original for once?”

“I’ll try!” Echo chirped brightly… before adding, “Try!”

Ignoring her antics, Sir Whiskerton decided to investigate. He padded over to the old oak tree where Sedgwick lived, Echo trailing closely behind.

“Sedgwick!” Sir Whiskerton called up into the branches. “What’s troubling you? You’ve been cooped up longer than Rufus after eating too many glow-in-the-dark pickles.”

There was no response—just the faint rustle of feathers.

“This requires further investigation,” Sir Whiskerton declared. “And perhaps some snacks. Owls love mice, don’t they?”

“Mice!” Echo repeated excitedly, scampering off toward the barn.


The Diagnosis: A Feathered Friend in Need

After bribing Sedgwick down with a particularly plump mouse (courtesy of Ratso, who insisted it wasn’t poisoned), Sir Whiskerton finally got to the bottom of things.

“It’s hopeless,” Sedgwick hooted mournfully. “I’m useless. My wings feel heavy, my talons are dull, and my wisdom has abandoned me. What good is an owl without wisdom?”

“Oh, come now,” Sir Whiskerton said, rolling his eyes. “You’re not useless. You’re just… temporarily uninspired. Happens to the best of us. Why, just last week, Ferdinand thought he’d lost his voice forever. Turns out, he’d swallowed a harmonica.”

“But what can I do?” Sedgwick asked glumly. “I used to guide the flock at night, offer sage advice, and keep watch for predators. Now, I can barely muster the energy to blink.”

“Well,” Sir Whiskerton said thoughtfully, “perhaps you’ve forgotten that wisdom isn’t just about giving advice—it’s also about receiving it. And right now, you need help. Lucky for you, this farm has plenty of helpers.”

“Helpers!” Echo chimed in, batting at a fallen leaf.


Operation Cheer-Up Sedgwick

Sir Whiskerton wasted no time assembling the troops. Within hours, the entire farm was buzzing with plans to lift Sedgwick’s spirits.

  1. Porkchop’s Art Therapy: Porkchop, inspired by Lester the Tattooed Pig, decided to become an artist overnight. Armed with a paintbrush and some leftover berry juice, he painted a mural on the side of the barn featuring Sedgwick as a majestic hero. Unfortunately, it looked more like a giant purple blob with wings, but the effort counted.

    “Behold!” Porkchop announced proudly. “It’s you, Sedgwick! Defeating a dragon with your mighty hoots!”

    “That’s… very abstract,” Sedgwick said, blinking slowly.

  2. Ferdinand’s Musical Serenade: Ferdinand the duck took center stage next, determined to serenade Sedgwick with his latest composition, Ode to a Wise Old Bird . Unfortunately, Ferdinand’s rendition sounded less like music and more like a goose being strangled.

    “Encore!” Echo cheered, clapping her paws enthusiastically.

  3. Doris and Her Hen Posse: Doris, Harriet, and Lillian organized a “Feather Spa Day,” complete with mud baths and feather preening. While Lillian fainted twice during the process, Sedgwick admitted his feathers felt softer than ever.
  4. Rufus’s Midnight Snack Run: Knowing food could cure almost anything, Rufus snuck into the farmer’s pantry and returned with a stash of cheese cubes and crackers. Even Sedgwick couldn’t resist the allure of midnight snacks.
  5. The Grand Finale: Finally, Sir Whiskerton orchestrated a surprise performance by Jazzpurr the Beatnik Cat, who recited a poem titled Owl Be There For You . Accompanied by bongo drums and a kazoo solo from Bingo the dog, the performance left everyone laughing—and Sedgwick smiling for the first time in days.

A Helping Hand Makes All the Difference

By the end of the day, Sedgwick’s mood had transformed completely. Surrounded by friends, laughter, and absurdly bad art, he realized he wasn’t alone.

“You know,” Sedgwick said, his golden eyes twinkling again, “maybe I don’t have all the answers. But maybe I don’t need to. Maybe it’s enough to simply be here—with all of you.”

“Exactly!” Sir Whiskerton exclaimed, flicking his tail. “Community isn’t about solving problems alone; it’s about leaning on each other when life gets tough. Or, in your case, when life feels like a soggy worm.”

“Soggy worm!” Echo giggled, earning a playful swat from Sir Whiskerton.


The Moral of the Story

As the sun set over the farm, casting warm golden light across the fields, Sir Whiskerton reflected on the day’s events.

“The moral of the story, dear reader, is simple yet profound: we are stronger together than we are apart. Whether it’s cheering up a friend, sharing a laugh, or painting a terrible mural, the bonds we create make life brighter—even on the cloudiest days.”

With that, Sir Whiskerton settled onto his favorite sunbeam, Echo curled up beside him, purring contentedly. The farm was peaceful once more, its inhabitants reminded of the joy found in connection and kindness.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

Once, I got off at a train station in a town called Bigotshire. The moment I stepped onto the platform, everyone froze, jaws dropping like I’d just landed from Mars. The silence was deafening—you could hear a pin drop. Safe to say, the culture shock was mutual 😂

Ain’t Childhood Grand

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story that includes someone saying, “We’re not alone.” view prompt

Catherine Stevens

    Ain’t Childhood Grand

By CJStevens

 

 

We have many enemies tonight, the wind is one of them. It grabs at our clothes and rips away thin strands of hair. It uses the sand, twigs and tiny pebbles as projectiles to hamper our escape.  I think if we could only get back to camp, we’d be safe. The mobile lab is there and the bob truck. If I can get to either of them, I can radio for help. I must keep my brothers safe. I don’t know if my parents are still alive, we haven’t seen or heard from them in four days. Not since they went to explore the Caverna de Gargolas.

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My parents are archeologists and we, my two brothers and I, go with them on every dig. About 4 months ago, my parents heard of a mysterious city deep inside a remote cavern. Through extensive research they found out that Cooper Canyon in Chihuahua Mexico, was the mostly likely site of the city. It was a very isolated and desolate place. Few people ever venture there, because it is mostly inaccessible. However, the ones who managed to penetrate the canyon and return, say it is a godforsaken place. There are many rumors and legends about the city, but my parents won’t allow us to hear of them.

 

We arrived at the basecamp a week ago but already my parents are moving us to a new site, closer to the cavern. So, we packed our gear and loaded it into the bob truck, they also brought along the mobile lab and several members of their archeological team, half the members stayed at the main camp and the others went with us.

 

After a 2 hour drive, we arrived at the new site and it took another hour to take all the gear and supplies down into the gorge and up to the mouth of the cavern. By the time we set up all the tents and equipment, it was midday.  After lunch my parents informed everyone; they were going down into the pit. They had found it on their previous excursion. The pit was about 250 feet into the cavern and they had determined it was about 100 feet down. They believed that another cavern was at the bottom and wanted to explore it right away. So, with climbing gear in hand and two of their assistants they left us in the capable hands of our nanny, Lupe’.

 

We had expected our parents to return before dark, but they hadn’t. Lupe’ assured us that our parents would return in the morning, but I was still worried.

 

During the night I heard a commotion, thinking it was my parents I unzipped the door of our tent. I couldn’t wrap my head around what I saw, there were several creatures moving through the camp, they were knocking over tables and ripping apart the tents. I heard a cry and saw one of the things with Lupe’, it had thrown her over its shoulder and was carrying her away. Several of our team lay on the ground, I could only assumed that they were dead.

 

I knew it was only a matter of seconds before they got to our tent, so I quietly crept to my sleeping brothers. Tommy woke easily and I put my finger to his lips before he could speak and motioned to the noise outside.

 

“We are not alone!” I whispered urgently.

 

Then I went to Jimmy, he was the youngest and a heavy sleeper. I shook him several times, as the noise outside was getting louder and closer. Finally, he woke and I covered his mouth to keep him from crying out. I pointed at their shoes and went to the back of the tent. Once they were ready, I slit the back wall of the tent with my trusted Swiss army knife and we fled into the desert, under the cover of darkness.

 

We searched for the ladder, that would take us out of the gorge. The ladder went up some 20 feet to a rope bridge from there we could cross to the trail that would take us to the plateau, where the temporary camp and other members of our parents’ team where at.

 

We heard crashing behind us; the creatures must have realized we were missing. I caught a shiny glimpse out of the corner of my eye, it was the ladder! I hurriedly pushed my brothers up the ladder. A loud shriek boomed in the night, it was like nothing I had ever heard before. Jimmy froze, trembling afraid to keep climbing. I urgently tried to coax him up, but he wouldn’t budge, until he actually saw the creatures rushing to the ladder.

 

“Go, Go!” I screamed, no longer trying to be quiet. What was the point they had found us.

 

“Gargoyles! Those are Gargoyles!” Tommy screamed from the bridge.

 

The creatures reached the bottom of the ladder just as we got to the bridge. I pushed Jimmy up to Tommy and climbed up. The creatures had already started climbing by the time I took out my knife and started cutting the ropes that held the ladder up. The creatures were coming fast, I sawed furiously.

 

“Hurry Cathy, Hurry!” Tommy cried, the creatures were now halfway up and the bridge we were on was starting to sway from the weight.

 

“It’s not sharp enough!” I cried.

 

Suddenly the rope snapped, the bridge bounced dangerously, and I was thrown against the side, I grabbed Tommy to keep him from going over. Jimmy was laying on his belly holding on for dear life.

 

We watched as the ladder’s other rope gave way and all the creatures fell back into the gorge. It didn’t kill them, it only made them madder. They shrieked and jumped trying to reach us. We weren’t high enough for my comfort, so we made it across the bridge to the trail. I looked back to see if they were following but they were still in the gorge, obviously the walls of the gorge were to steep for them to climb and with the ladder broken now, I prayed they would be stuck in the gorge.

 

“What did you call them Tommy?” I asked as we walked along the trail.

 

“Gargoyles, I saw a picture of them in Dad’s journal. That’s what they were looking for, their city, the City of Gargoyles.

 

I thought about the creatures we had seen, their skin had looked like granite, gray and course. They had horns and spiky protrusions along their backs, their teeth were enormous hanging over their chins. And even though I’d seen stunted wings on their backs, they obviously couldn’t fly.

 

“Come on, we need to get to the lab and help, remember we aren’t alone in this.”

 

Tommy leads the way down the trail, we can still hear shrieking, it’s an unearthly sound and it sends shivers down our spines.

 

The trail to the top of the plateau is steep and treacherous. The wind is ferociously whipping at us. Thankfully, the moon is full and remarkably bright tonight. But the trail is still scary. I hold Jimmy by the arm as he struggles up.

 

At last, we’ve reached the plateau, but I can hear things being destroyed and people screaming. How did the Gargoyles beat us here? We hide behind a mesquite tree and watch as the creatures tip over the mobile lab.

 

“What are we going to do Cathy?” Tommy whispers.

 

I scan the surroundings, not knowing what to do until I see the Bob truck. It’s the vehicle my parents use to pull the lab around. It was sitting about 30 yards from the creatures, but only about 20 feet from us.

 

“We are going to get to the Bob truck.” I tell my brothers.

 

“But it’s kept locked Cathy!” Tommy told me.

 

“I know but the key is kept under the fender, and they’re far enough away and if we are quiet, we should be able to get to the truck, get the key and get inside before they see us.”

 

“But Cathy, they flipped over the lab.” Jimmy cried.

 

“The lab is a lot lighter than the truck, on the count of three, we run as fast and quietly as possible. Tommy you’re the fastest so you get the key and open the truck. We’ll be right behind you.” Tommy nods and I take Jimmys hand. 1, 2, 3……

 

We all take off running, almost instantly we hear the horrible shrieking again, the creatures all stop what they are doing and turn toward us. I slow a little as I see one of the creatures in the air. I thought they couldn’t fly! Why is this one flying, my mind cries out. This creature is larger than the others and has a wingspan that is probably 15 feet across and it’s flying right at us.

 

Jimmy squeezes my hand in terror, as we pick up speed. Tommy already has the door open, when we get there mere seconds before the creature lands in the bed of the truck. Another lands in front of the truck. They are enormous, their wings blot out all of the surroundings. They slam their fists onto the gas tank, that sits in the bed. They rip it from its fastening and hurl it out into the desert.

 

Screaming, I drag my brothers to the floorboard and watch as one of the creatures starts peeling the roof off.  Saliva drips down on us. I know we are doomed. I hug my brothers close, telling them how much I love them as I wait for death…..

 

“Kids! It’s time for lunch.” We jump up from the floorboard of the truck at the sound of Grandpa’s voice.

 

“Ahhhhhhhh,” we all 3 scream in fright, when the dogs leap onto the roof of the truck in a barking frenzy.

 

“You blasted dogs! Get off that truck right now!” Grandpa yells, as we climb out of the truck.

 

The dogs bounce happily around us, barking and grabbing at our clothes. They are not yet ready to end our game.  Laughing I pet their heads, these dogs are the best gargoyles ever….

UN Postal Admin has issued a postal stamp with a Chinese character Snake (蛇) in it because it is the Year of Snake according to Chinese culture. UNPA also calls it CHINESE Lunar New Year.

SKorea then complained saying many Asian countries eg SK & Vietnam celebrate their (new year) festival on the same day. It should be called Lunar New Year without the word Chinese.

1, Where did SK new year festival originate from? China. 2000 years ago. Set up by Han emperor.

Like the language “English” which originated from England. All countries that use English as an official language eg USA, Australia, Canada, India etc still call it English. Why SK feels so insecure about its heritage?

2, UNPA is indeed celebrating CHINESE New Year. Not SK new year. Not Vietnamese new year.

3, There are many lunar calendars in the world. UN is indeed celebrating the CHINESE lunar calendar called Huang calendar (黄历). Not other nations’.

SK wants to feel “great” about itself. It thinks by changing history, it can become “great”. But SK has “forgotten” it has no muscle.

Among the countries in northeast Asia, SK is the weakest. Even NK surpasses SK militarily. Without independent military power, you are nobody. In case of war, you cant even command your own troops without US approval. You cant even decide if you want to go into war. That is how “great” you are, SK.

1, SK calls its cultural fashion 韩服. Literal translation is SK’s fashion as if it was created by SK. NK corrected SK. It is not SK fashion but Korean fashion (朝鲜服) because the nation/culture is called Korea (朝鲜) & not SK (韩). 朝鲜 still exists today. There was no nation called 韩 in history. NK is called 北朝鲜 & not 北韩.

2, In 2005, SK claimed Dragon Boat Festival (端午节) is theirs. In 2009, China submitted written historical records to claim it is Chinese. SK’s claim is oral/air; China’s is written with solid evidence. China taught foreigners that the dumpling is called 粽子 (pronounced zongzi) & how to make it.

After Dragon Boat, China continued to claim back Chinese New Year as mentioned in other post. There is no Asian New Year because Asia is not a nation. But there is a nation called Chinese.

SK also claimed Confucius (孔子 ) is theirs. Again SK cannot provide any written historical traces.

Even the 5 symbols (yin-yang (阴阳) & 4 of the 8 Trigrams (八卦)) on SK’s national flag are Chinese. SK’s ancient myths are Chinese too. SK can de-Chinese by designing a new flag. But SK history still will record why SK changes the flag.

The sentence structure of Korean language is Chinese. They simplified Chinese written language.

The doggie died

This morning around 7:30, a woman walked into Home Depot, completely in tears. One of my co-workers brought her over to where a few of us were chatting.

The woman shared that she was searching for a crate or box. We were a bit confused and asked her why. She told us that her thirteen-year-old golden lab had been suffering all weekend, and she and her husband finally decided to take their pup in to be put down.

She mentioned that the dog was like a son to them and even served as the best man at their wedding.

The Lumber supervisor chimed in, saying that while we didn’t have anything suitable for a burial, she would be happy to donate the materials and labor to build a casket for the dog. The woman immediately broke down again, filled with gratitude.

Three of us started brainstorming ideas for a crate that would be fitting for a puppy burial. About two hours later, with help from a few others and approval from our store managers, we had a complete puppy casket ready.

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We all realized this wasn’t about the cost of materials or the time we spent. It was simply about doing the right thing and helping someone through a really tough time.

Seeing the tears of closure on the woman’s face when we showed her the puppy casket made it all worthwhile and then some.

List of cartels and gangs to be designated “Foreign Terrorist Organizations”

Last week, half a dozen drug cartels were formally named in a list sent to Congress of groups the Trump Administration plans to designate as “foreign terrorist organizations.”

The list includes the international Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua – Spanish for “Train from Aragua” – that has ties to the socialist dictator Nicolás Maduro and has been terrorizing U.S. cities in recent months.

Other groups included in the list are the Salvadoran gang Mara Salvatrucha – also known as MS-13 – as well as several Mexican cartels, including the Sinaloa, Jalisco, Zetas, the Gulf Cartels, Cartel Unidos and “La Nueva Familia Michoacana.”

President Donald Trump signed an executive order on his first day in office to direct the State Department and other executive agencies to move to designate cartels and other criminal groups as foreign terrorist organizations.

The order specifically mentioned Tren de Aragua – which is also known as “TdA” – as well MS-13 as groups needing to be designated as terror organizations. It gave Secretary of State Marco Rubio 14 days to make policy recommendations – in consultation with the secretaries of the Treasury and Homeland Security as well as the U.S. attorney general and director of national intelligence – to make a recommendation regarding the designation of criminal groups to be designated as terrorist organizations.

A foreign terrorist designation expands the government’s ability to crack down on criminal groups operating in the U.S., allowing all government agencies, including the Department of the Treasury, to target that group from every angle.

The order states that these groups “present an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security, foreign policy, and economy of the United States,” and invokes the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEP) to declare a national emergency to “deal with those threats.”

It is the policy of the United States to ensure the total elimination of these organizations’ presence in the United States and their ability to threaten the territory, safety, and security of the United States through their extraterritorial command-and-control structures, thereby protecting the American people and the territorial integrity of the United States,” reads the order.

Designating these groups as foreign terrorist organizations places them “at the highest level” of U.S. national security interest, meaning their funding and any organizations enabling them can be targeted as well.

Trump just put all of them on notice: “We know you’re here; we know you’re up to no good, and we’re going to come after you.’

Where Trump’s Punishment Of Europe Should Lead To

On February 28 2022, five days after the operation to disarm Ukraine had started, I offered a prediction where it might lead to:

The U.S. and its proxies in the EU and elsewhere have put up very harsh sanctions on Russia to damage its economy.The final intent of this economic war is regime change in Russia.

The likely consequence will be regime change in many other countries.

All energy consumption in the U.S. and EU will now come at a premium price. This will push the EU and the U.S. into a recession. As Russia will increase the prices for exports of goods in which it has market power – gas, oil, wheat, potassium, titanium, aluminum, palladium, neon etc – the rise in inflation all around the world will become significant.

The shunning of economic relations with Russia and China means that Germany and its newbie chancellor Olaf Scholz have fallen for the U.S. scheme of creating a new Cold War. Germany’s economy will now become one of its victims.

On February 4 Russia and China declared a multipolar world in which they are two partnering poles that will counter the American one. Russia’s move into the Ukraine is a demonstration of that.

The Europeans should have acknowledged that instead of helping the U.S. to keep up its self-image of a unipolar power.

It will take some time for the new economic realities to settle in. They will likely change the current view of Europe’s real strategic interests.

Trump’s re-election was the most important regime change caused by the war in Ukraine. On Sunday there will be elections in Germany. Following three years of a shrinking German economy they will lead to another regime change. Many are still to follow.

What I could not predict at that time was that Trump’s punishment of Europe would become an accelerator of the process.

Mark Ames @MarkAmesExiled – 15:30 UTC · Feb 18, 2025The entire US/European media & political establishment are telling themselves (and us, repeatedly) that Trump “is being played by Putin” re: Ukraine. Because they cannot let themselves contemplate the other possibility: that Team Trump is deliberately punishing Ukraine & Europe.

I am not sure who is still claiming that Trump is ‘being played by Putin’. Hasn’t that play finished? But I am sure about the ‘deliberately punishing’ part.

Why would Trump want to punish Ukraine and Europe? Because they helped the Democrats and the Deep State to sabotage his first presidency.

Scott Ritter’s wide ranging piece on the Munich Security Conference does well in explaining this:

[Trump’s] victory in the 2016 presidential election sent a shockwave through the establishment, which spent the next four years undermining the Trump Revolution from within and without.And the next four years, under the auspices of its poster child, Joe Biden, the establishment used every tool in the establishment bag of dirty tricks, (including politically motivated prosecutions on multiple fronts and, possibly, assassination), to prevent a Trump resurrection.

In Munich we see the classic adaptation of the OODA-loop by Trump to destroy his NATO and EU enemies.

Now, at this juncture, some might ask, “Wait a minute. How did NATO and the EU become the enemy of Donald Trump?”

The answer is quite clear — because they are an extension of the very establishment elites Trump has declared war on in America today.

These are the European elites who conspired against Trump during his first term, who pined for former President Barack Obama while delaying enacting Trump-mandated reforms in the hope that the American electoral cycle would purge Trump from the American political stage.

These are the people and institutions that doubled down on American warmongering, allowing themselves to sucked into a Ukraine trap that was designed to destroy Russia for America’s exclusive benefit, destroying Europe in the process.

The Europeans, ever the compliant minions, were too blinded by their willingness to serve to see that they were as much the sacrificial lambs as was Ukraine.

And, when it looked as if Trump was going to emerge victorious, it was the Europeans — in NATO and the EU — who conspired with the Biden administration to “Trump proof” policies in hopes that they could, once again, simply ride out four years of Trumpism while the U.S. establishment contained and undermined Trump from within.

But Trump had learned his lesson.

The revolution began on Day One by destroying the [U.S.] establishment Europe was counting on to contain Trump.

And then Trump turned his attention to Europe.

Keep in mind that in the world of Donald Trump, the Europeans — especially their twin institutions, NATO and the EU — are not allies, but enemies.

Here is what Patrick Armstrong (Welcome back, Pat!) is chipping in:

What have we learned? Well, something that Moscow learned a long time ago: Washington is not reliable (the complicated Russia word is недоговороспособны which essentially means that you can’t make an agreement with it and even if you do, it won’t keep it). In a word, Washington caused the Ukraine disaster and, now that it’s gone irredeemably bad, is walking away from it and leaving it to Europe.

In the simplest, bluntest and most brutal terms the fact that has just hit it in the face is that USA is over there and Russia is here. The USA can make a mess anywhere and walk away at any time; remember Vietnam? Afghanistan? Well now it’s you.So Europe, there’re four things you’d better do immediately: 1) figure out what your real interests are; 2) get yourself into a position to defend them; 3) make your peace with Moscow. (A European master of realpolitik told you years ago “The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia“.) And fourth, read and meditate on the joint Russia-Chinese statement of three years ago. Why? Because that’s the future.

The joint Russia-Chinese statement Patrick mentions is the same one I had pointed to three years ago.

Seeing Europe’s dilemma China’s Foreign Minister Wang Yi is keeping that door open. In his MSC statement he offered to help:

With a five-percent GDP growth last year, China contributed to nearly 30 percent of the world economic growth. It has served as an important engine for global economic growth, and shared with the world the benefit of its supersized market. China is willing to synergize high-quality Belt and Road cooperation with the European Union’s Global Gateway strategy, so as to empower each other and empower the entire world.Friends,

China has always seen in Europe an important pole in the multipolar world. The two sides are partners, not rivals. This year marks the 50th anniversary of China-EU diplomatic relations. Taking this opportunity, China is willing to work with the European side to deepen strategic communication and mutually beneficial cooperation, and steer the world to a bright future of peace, security, prosperity and progress.

As Trump will continue his war against Europe’s bureaucracy it may only take a few months until we will see regime change in Brussels.

It could be the start of the long delayed move of Europe towards China.

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Fried Green Tomato Soup with Cornbread Croutons

This soup is also delicious served chilled. Prepare soup as directed. Cover and refrigerate several hours or overnight. Serve with Cornbread Croutons.

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Prep: 10 min | Cook: 1 hr 30 min | Yield: 4; serving size: 3/4 cup

Ingredients

  • 3 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 medium onion, coarsely chopped (1 cup)
  • 2 large green tomatoes, coarsely chopped (3 cups)
  • 3 cups water
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon McCormick Gourmet™ Thyme
  • Pinch McCormick Gourmet™ Black Pepper, Coarse Ground
  • 1 piece cornbread, about 3 inch square

Instructions

  1. Heat oil in a 2 quart saucepan on medium heat. Add onion; cook and stir for 10 minutes or until softened.
  2. Add tomatoes; cook over medium low heat for 25 minutes or until tomatoes are softened, stirring occasionally.
  3. Add water; simmer for 30 minutes or until tomatoes are tender.
  4. With center part of cover removed to let steam escape, puree soup in batches in blender on high speed until smooth.
  5. Strain and return soup to saucepan.
  6. Add salt, thyme and pepper; simmer for 20 minutes or until slightly thickened.
  7. Meanwhile, for the Cornbread Croutons, heat oven to 350 degrees F.
  8. Cut prepared cornbread into 12 (3/4 inch) cubes. Place on baking sheet. Bake for 10 minutes or until toasted.
  9. To serve, ladle soup into bowls and top each with 3 croutons.

Nutrition

Per serving: Calories: 184 Cholesterol: 7mg Sodium: 715mg Protein: 3g Total Fat: 12g Fiber: 2g Carbohydrate: 16g

Attribution

Recipe used with permission from: McCormick McCormick

This recipe, developed by Cynthia Wilson, was the winning entry in the No Reservations McCormick Gourmet™ recipe contest.

Perhaps the shoe was never the problem

China has been able to manufacture ballpoint pen refills for a long time, but they are not as precise and hard as those in Europe, America and Japan. When writing, the refills of ballpoint pens are easily worn out, and ink leaks or the refills do not rotate frequently, mainly because of the lack of special tungsten carbide suitable for ballpoint pen refills.

I can’t find the actual picture now, but I remember that the ballpoint pen nibs in the past used brass balls. I’m not sure if my memory is correct.


In 1948, China’s first domestic ballpoint pen was born in Shanghai Fenghua Ballpoint Pen Factory. Today, this old factory building has become a scenic spot on the Bund in Shanghai.

After the reform and opening up, driven by the huge export demand, pen factories emerged like a spring. However, the scattered and weak enterprises, the lack of scientific research platforms, and the insufficient protection of intellectual property rights have led to the lack of development momentum for the growth of the industry.

In January 2017, China’s Taiyuan Iron and Steel Plant successfully developed and manufactured special tungsten carbide for ballpoint pen ball bearings, and Xinhua News Agency made a special report on it.

After nearly a thousand times of extreme testing, with Taiyuan Iron and Steel Works production out of ballpoint pen ball bearings used in special tungsten carbide, product quality and foreign products are comparable.


Ballpoint pen ball bearings used in the special tungsten carbide market is very small, only a few small companies in the world in the production.

Europe, the United States and Japan, many small companies are relying on these cracks in the small field of market survival, they specialize in a product, the product to the extreme, in order to survive the crush of large companies. The whole of Europe, America and Japan, in addition to the giant companies, the rest are such small companies.

The batches of ballpoint pen ball bearings produced by Taiyuan Iron and Steel Plant in 2017 are so large that China can use them for decades.

“RedNote Exposes the Truth: Is China Doing Better Than the U.S.?”

There isn’t as yet a US-China tariff war.

What it is is one-sided. Trump’s term 1 and 2 add up to tariffs of 30% to 35% on China’s goods. Plus Biden’s 25% to 100% tariffs on green tech goods.

China’s retaliation was 10% to 15% on a few US items of US goods. Pundits opined that this was nuanced. An estimate put the annual volume of trade on these goods at only about $1 billion.

More significant is China put more minerals on its export control list, put 2 more US companies on its unreliable entity list, and put 2 US companies under investigations for monopoly practices. These are sanction instruments.

What China wants to convey is that it too can play rough.

We have to see what gives on the US side. Trump in his campaign talked of 60% tariff on China, and 100% on BRICS country that does not use the dollar in its trade.

Tariffs are inflationary and therefore painful for the public in general.

You ask about financial feasibility.

If you mean the consumers or the public in general, they will pay higher prices and bear the most pain. US consumers have already experienced this for 5+ years.

But it should have no effect on the government’s financial feasibility. What you should be worried about would be the rising fiscal deficit and the large national debt which already exceeded $36 trillion, and the annual interest cost pushing $1 trillion. These will test the government’s financial feasibility.

An Encounter

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story that includes someone saying, “We’re not alone.” view prompt

Kylie Rae

A door slammed, and I flinched. The lights flickered and dust fell from the slats in the ceiling. But then there were heavy footsteps overhead, and I knew I needed to be as quiet as I could possibly be.Slowly, very slowly, I reached my hand out to find the button on my extension cord. The click was too loud, but then the lights went out and I held my breath. The steps continued across the floor and into the next room. Another door slammed and my shoulders fell away from my ears.“That was close,” June whispered. She clicked on the flashlight around her neck, but kept it trained on the floor. “Do you think they got a tip about us being here?”I shook my head. “Regular patrols. If they were searching for us, they would have stayed longer.”The light bobbed up and down as June nodded.“In any case, we need to think about a new camp. We’ve been here too long. One of these days, those aliens are gonna think about looking under the floorboards.”June nodded again. After another minute, I clicked the extension cord back on and our small space again filled with light. We went back to our nightly routine of rolling out our sleeping bags and packing everything up in our duffels.We never knew when we’d have to run, and so even though we’d been camping out in this crawlspace for three weeks, we didn’t get too comfortable. We would always be ready to leave at a moment’s notice. The last thing I tucked into the bag was the extension cord, and then we were plunged into darkness again.We clicked our flashlights on and stared at each other. June was my very best friend, and we’d escaped our city together. Once the aliens revealed themselves and it became clear they weren’t interested in sharing our planet, the people of earth moved quickly to make their own changes.“How much further do we have to go?” June whispered.I’d looked at the map before dinner and didn’t like what I had to tell her.“It depends. If we take the most direct route, it’s about fifteen miles.”“Oh! We could cover that in a day!” June’s face lit up with excitement. I hated having to dim her shine.

“But that would take us through the city.”

Her face fell. “Oh. So… what’s the way around?”

I reached a hand across the space between our sleeping bags to find her hand. “Going around will be three times as far. And we’ll have to find new places to camp on our own each night since I don’t know any other refugees past this point.”

She squeezed my hand and sighed. “Okay.”

“But we’re so close.” I wanted to cheer her up. We’d been on the road for so long, having to hide and run and hide again. “Once we’re on the other side of the city, it’s the last alien stronghold until you hit Colorado. We’ll be able to settle down somewhere and relax.”

“Yeah.” But she didn’t sound convinced.

 

The next morning, we ate our meager breakfast of stale granola bars and washed it down with instant coffee that tasted more like dirt than anything else. But we were running low on supplies. Another reason we needed to move camp.

Our contact here had only been able to secure the place to stay while we were here. They were already living on scraps and couldn’t afford to share with us.

“Okay, so what’s the plan?” June seemed a little more determined in the light of day, but the weight of this journey still dragged down her shoulders and her smile.

“We wait for the morning call. All the troops will return to the city center and we’ll have exactly thirty minutes to get out and on the other side of the wall.” I unfolded the map again and traced along our path with my finger. “Then we get to the woods. And we’ll be able to travel without worrying about being spotted from overhead.”

June nodded and followed my hand, but I noticed her eyes dart in the other direction, towards the city.

“What if we… go through the city? How dangerous could it be?”

I sighed. “June… we’ve been through this. The aliens have completely taken it over. They kill humans on sight in there. It’s too dangerous.”

She nodded. “But what if… what if they don’t see us?”

I resisted the urge to roll my eyes. “How do you think we’d manage that?”

“Sewers? We could travel under the city.”

She said it so fast; I knew she’d been considering it for a long time. And I had to admit, it wasn’t the worst idea I’d ever heard.

She took my silence as at least the beginnings of agreement and pointed towards another path on the map. “There’s an entrance over here. It empties out into the river. I think there’s a metal grate over the entrance, but I have those bolt cutters, so it shouldn’t give us too much of a problem.”

“How long have you been making this plan?” I couldn’t help the smile spreading over my face.

She shrugged, but grinned back. “A couple days, I guess. I heard Sam and Lilly talking about the sewer systems and it gave me the idea. They told me about the entrance. I was just waiting for the right time to tell you.”

I nodded. “Well… I think we should try it.”

“Really?” Her eyes lit up. She flung her arms around me and squeezed me tight.

“I think it’s a good plan. And one day trooping through the sewers sounds a whole lot better than three days of woods and questionable camping locations.”

 

We finished our packing and crawled out from under the house. In the shadowy cover of the porch, we waited for the morning call. It would ring and all the aliens in the area would teleport back to the city. Every morning, we were clear to do as we pleased for thirty minutes before the next round of troops showed up. Anyone who lived here took that time to gather more supplies or change locations. It happened again before sundown and since the takeover, they’d become the only time people could come out in the open if they were near an alien stronghold.

The human race wasn’t sure what we’d done to offend the aliens so badly. According to them, they’d been living among us for years and years. But one day, they shed their human suits and changed everything. Humans went into hiding. Because if we didn’t hide, the aliens made us slaves. Or killed us. Or ate us. Depended solely on their mood.

The chime filled the air, and my skin tingled in anticipation. Once the last bell rang, we’d be off. There was plenty of time to get outside the wall and to the sewer tunnels, but we would run the entire way just to be safe. Outside the wall, the aliens were less likely to bother with us. But there was always a chance.

Silence fell and June kicked the lattice frame away so we could crawl the rest of the way out. I was careful to put it back the way we’d found it, and then we took off.

The others knew we’d be leaving today, and a few waved as we passed them, but they had their own business to attend to in the free window so no one tried to stop us for a chat or a long goodbye.

Up ahead, someone already had the door in the wall open. There was a small hold-up as a crowd bottlenecked at the single door, but then we were through and in an open field.

“Which way?” I asked, not wanting to take the map back out to look again.

June glanced back and forth and then pointed to the left. “Over here.”

We sprinted again until we were under the cover of trees. The woods came right up to the town’s limit. Once we were out of sight of the skies, we slowed to a walk.

June opened her water bottle and took a small sip. I copied her. Even though we were running painfully low on water, no way was I going into a sewer thirsty.

I saw the grate before June did, and then we rushed forward.

“How much longer do we have?” She asked as she dug out her bolt cutters.

I checked my watch. “Fifteen minutes.”

“Plenty of time.”

The bolt cutters snapped right through the metal rods and she opened a space large enough for us to crawl through. Once we were inside the tunnel, the light dimmed and we had to turn on our flashlights after only a few feet.

My watch beeped once to let me know our grace period was up, and I pressed a finger to my lips.

“We’re not going to be able to talk once we’re under the city,” I said.

June nodded. She took a deep breath, and we were off.

 

I lost track of time in the sewer tunnel. June had her flashlight pointed down at the water and small ledge we’d been following to dry our shoes out a little. We knew we were under the heart of the city now. I heard cars rumble overhead and there was strange music and talking in their language. At least we didn’t have to worry about them hearing us walk through the water over all that racket.

I chanced a light to see the time and was surprised to see we’d been walking for half the time already. And it was still daylight above us, the small shafts of light stabbing through the holes in sewer grates every few feet.

June slowed to a stop and sank down into a crouch. I saw we’d reached the end of our ledge and we’d be back in the water with our next few steps.

“Break?” She mouthed the word at me and I nodded.

I sat next to her and found my nearly empty water bottle.

We had to get out of here before nightfall. I wasn’t going to sleep in the sewer. But my feet were aching and stiff since they’d gone back and forth, being drenched and then dry. And I was worried our progress wouldn’t be smooth the whole way through. It would be too easy.

June opened her bag and looked for her pack of gum. She offered it to me, but I shook my head. The idea of eating something, even gum, while down in the sewers turned my stomach. I was barely handling the stench as it was.

We sat in silence for a few more minutes. We’d have to get back to walking soon if we wanted to get out of here in time. But it had been a few weeks since we’d travelled so much in one day. My feet throbbed and June was massaging her calves.

But then she froze, and I saw her gaze lock on to something across the tunnel. I grabbed my flashlight, but she stopped my hand with both of hers.

She leaned closer and whispered in a voice shaking with terror, “We’re not alone.”

She’d spoken out loud, and I knew that was a mistake. But it was too late now.

A second passed, and then another, and then the entire tunnel filled with a green light as the alien watching us opened its palm. We were able to see the twisted expression of glee and hunger for a solid second before it flung its body across the tunnel and was on us.

Together with the entire world, Zelensky learned that trump — and by the extension the United States — cannot be trusted.

He learned that the US has, incredibly, aligned itself with the Axis of Evil.

He learned that trump is so completely owned by Putin that he is blaming Ukraine for getting elected.

He learned that he was invited to the Oval — as was Russian state media (TASS) — in order to perform a stunt for the benefit of the mental midgets in the trump base, preparing the way trump to abandon America’s interests in service to his master in Moscow.

This is one of the most shameful days in American history. And equally shameful is the fact the Kool-Aid Krowd refuses to see they’ve been played for fools.

The Han Dynasty’s ability to defeat the Xiongnu was not only due to strategic, economic, and diplomatic advantages but also relied heavily on technological advancements. Below are several key aspects of the technological superiority that the Han Dynasty achieved:

1. Advancements in Military Technology

Popularization of Iron Weapons:

During the Han Dynasty, iron smelting technology significantly advanced, and iron weapons (such as swords, spears, and halberds) and armor gradually replaced bronze weapons. Iron weapons were sharper and more durable, greatly enhancing the combat effectiveness of the Han army.

Widespread Use of Crossbows:

The Han army was extensively equipped with crossbows, particularly powerful ones. Crossbows had long range, high lethality, and were easy to operate, making them suitable for large-scale military use. Crossbowmen played a crucial role in countering Xiongnu cavalry, effectively inflicting damage from a distance.

Improvements in Stirrups:

Although stirrups were not fully developed during the Han Dynasty, early versions of stirrups or saddle improvements were already in use. This made cavalry more stable on horseback, allowing them to fight more effectively.

2. Development of Cavalry Tactics

Formation of Cavalry Units:

Through prolonged conflicts with the Xiongnu, the Han Dynasty gradually recognized the importance of cavalry. During Emperor Wu’s reign, the Han Dynasty vigorously developed cavalry forces, recruiting and training a large number of elite cavalry. Under the command of generals like Wei Qing and Huo Qubing, these cavalry units were able to penetrate deep into Xiongnu territory and conduct mobile warfare.

Flexible Use of Tactics:

The Han army gradually mastered tactics to counter nomadic cavalry. For example, they adopted the strategy of “using cavalry to fight cavalry,” leveraging the mobility of their own cavalry to engage the Xiongnu directly. At the same time, they combined the strengths of infantry and crossbowmen to form a multi-unit coordinated combat system.

3. Improvements in Logistics and Engineering Technology

Enhancements in Supply Transport:

During expeditions against the Xiongnu, the Han Dynasty established a robust logistical support system. By constructing roads, setting up relay stations, and improving transportation tools (such as carts and pack animals), the Han army was able to deliver provisions and supplies to the front lines, sustaining prolonged military campaigns.

Perfection of the Great Wall Defense System:

Building on the Qin Dynasty’s Great Wall, the Han Dynasty further expanded and reinforced it, establishing beacon towers, fortresses, and garrisons along its length. This defensive system not only effectively blocked Xiongnu incursions but also provided bases for Han military offensives.

4. Advancements in Intelligence and Communication Technology

Beacon Fire Communication System:

The Han Dynasty established a comprehensive beacon fire communication system along the northern border, enabling the rapid transmission of military intelligence and timely responses to Xiongnu invasions.

Use of Envoys and Spies:

The Han Dynasty sent envoys like Zhang Qian to the Western Regions, not only opening the Silk Road but also gathering significant intelligence about the Xiongnu and their allies. This intelligence provided critical support for the Han Dynasty’s military decision-making.

5. Support from Agriculture and Economy

Advancements in Agricultural Technology:

The Han Dynasty promoted the use of iron farming tools and ox-drawn plows, significantly increasing agricultural productivity and ensuring ample food and supplies for warfare.

State Monopoly on Salt and Iron:

During Emperor Wu’s reign, the state monopoly on salt and iron increased national revenue, providing economic support for large-scale military operations.

6. Relative Technological Backwardness of the Xiongnu

As a nomadic people, the Xiongnu, despite their strong cavalry mobility, lagged behind in weapon manufacturing, siege technology, and logistical support. They lacked large-scale metallurgical technology and siege equipment, making it difficult to threaten the Han Dynasty’s fortified defenses.

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The wars against the Xiongnu began even before the Han Dynasty, during the era of its predecessor states, the various feudal kingdoms. At that time, the steppe was also inhabited by the ancestors of the Xiongnu. These feudal kingdoms successfully resisted invasions from the steppe tribes and tenaciously survived.

Following this, during the Qin Dynasty, after unifying China, the Qin Empire sent an army of 300,000 troops to the north and successfully defeated the Xiongnu in 215 BCE, gaining control of the Hetao region, which is part of modern-day Inner Mongolia.

However, the process of the Han Dynasty defeating the Xiongnu was more prolonged, yet it ultimately led to the complete disappearance of the Xiongnu from history. The Han Dynasty left a nightmarish shadow of terror over the steppe peoples. Even after the Western Han Dynasty collapsed and descended into internal chaos, no steppe tribe dared to attack the fragmented warlords of the Western Han. Later, when the Eastern Han Dynasty reunified China, and even after its fall, no steppe tribe dared to venture south. At that time, any divided faction of the Han Dynasty could suppress the steppe tribes.

Finally, the connection between the Xiongnu and the ancestors of modern Turkic peoples is minimal. This is largely a result of modern pan-Turkism’s transnational nationalism, which distorts history to serve its purposes. Among Turkic states, many countries seek to trace and attach their ancestry to Chinese historical records, aiming to make their ancestors appear more ancient and powerful. This serves to provide a sense of national pride and maintain their ethnic self-identity.

Pan-Turkism – Wikipedia
Political movement advocating the unity of Turkic peoples Flag of the Organization of Turkic States Flag misattributed to the Turkic Khaganate [ a ] Pan-Turkism ( Turkish : Pan-Türkizm ) or Turkism (Turkish: Türkçülük or Türkizm ) is a political movement that emerged during the 1880s among Turkic intellectuals who lived in the Russian region of Kazan ( Tatarstan ), South Caucasus (modern-day Azerbaijan ) and the Ottoman Empire (modern-day Turkey ), with its aim being the cultural and political unification of all Turkic peoples . [ 5 ] [ 6 ] [ 7 ] [ 8 ] [ 9 ] Turanism is a closely related movement but it is a more general term, because Turkism only applies to Turkic peoples. However, researchers and politicians who are steeped in the pan-Turkic ideology have used these terms interchangeably in many sources and works of literature. [ 10 ] Although many of the Turkic peoples share historical, cultural and linguistic roots, the rise of a pan-Turkic political movement is a phenomenon of the 19th and 20th centuries. [ 11 ] Ottoman poet Ziya Gökalp defined pan-Turkism as a cultural, academic, and philosophical [ 12 ] and political [ 13 ] concept advocating the unity of Turkic peoples. Ideologically, it was premised on social Darwinism . [ 14 ] [ 15 ] [ 16 ] Pan-Turkism has been characterized by pseudoscientific theories known as Pseudo-Turkology . In research literature, "pan-Turkism" is used to describe the political, cultural and ethnic unity of all Turkic people . "Turkism" began to be used with the prefix "pan-" (from the Greek πᾶν, pan = all). [ 17 ] Proponents use the latter as a point of comparison, since "Turkic" is a linguistic, ethnic and cultural distinction rather than a citizenship description. This differentiates it from "Turkish", which is the term which is officially used in reference to citizens of Turkey. Pan-Turkic ideas and reunification movements have become popular since the collapse of the Soviet Union in Central Asian and other Turkic countries. Pan-Turkic rally in Istanbul , March 2009 Development and spread [ edit ] In 1804, the Tatar theologian Ghabdennasir Qursawi wrote a treatise calling for the modernization of Islam. Qursawi was a Jadid (from the Arabic word jadid , "new"). The Jadids encouraged critical thinking, supported education and advocated the equality of the sexes, advocated tolerance of other faiths, advocated Turkic cultural unity, and advocated openness to Europe’s cultural legacy. [ 18 ] The Jadid movement was founded in 1843 in Kazan . Its aim was the implementation of a semi-secular modernization program and the implementation of an educational reform program, both programs would emphasize the national (rather than the religious) identity of the Turks. Before they founded their movement in 1843, the Jadids considered themselves Muslim subjects of the Russian Empire , a belief which they held until the Jadid movement disbanded. [ 19 ] After they joined the Wäisi movement , the Jadids advocated national libera

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Ne Zha 2: The Greatest ‘Anti-America’ Movie Ever

I have learned so much by watching this video. Whoa!

Wow.

Creamy Green Onion Soup

This simple soup is easy to make and a pleasure to eat. A handful of mushrooms and a touch of cream give it body and character, while the green onions add plenty of springtime zip.

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Ingredients

  • 4 tablespoons butter
  • 6 bunches scallions
  • Salt and freshly-ground black pepper, to taste
  • 5 cups vegetable broth
  • 2 cups small mushrooms, sliced
  • 1/3 cup heavy cream

Instructions

  1. In a heavy bottom soup pot, melt the butter and add the green onions, along with salt and pepper to taste. Sauté for a few minutes, until the onions are softened, then add broth and bring the mixture to a boil. Reduce heat, cover, and allow to simmer for 10 minutes.
  2. Add 1 cup of the mushrooms.
  3. Puree everything in a food processor or blender until smooth, then put the soup back into the pot, add the cream and the remaining mushrooms, and heat gently (do not boil) until the mushrooms are tender.

Title: Sir Whiskerton and the Shoe of Destiny: A Sole-ful Adventure

Ah, dear reader, welcome back to the ever-chaotic and delightfully absurd world of the farm, where mysteries abound, and even the most mundane objects can spark a full-scale barnyard spectacle. Today’s tale features a lost shoe, a pig with a mischievous streak, a tie-dye cow, and a piñata with surprisingly sage advice. So slip into something comfortable (preferably not a single shoe) and prepare for a story that’s toe-tally ridiculous, yet filled with heart and humor.


The Case of the Missing Shoe

It all began on a crisp morning when the sun peeked over the horizon, and the farm was just waking up. The farmer was out in the barn, muttering to himself while rummaging through a pile of hay.

“Where is it?” he grumbled, tossing hay left and right. “I just had it yesterday!”

From my perch on the barn roof, I flicked my tail and sighed. “Let me guess,” I said aloud to no one in particular. “He’s lost his shoe again.”

Sure enough, the farmer emerged from the barn wearing one boot and one very holey sock. “Whiskerton!” he called, looking up at me. “Have you seen my shoe?”

“Why is it,” I replied with a yawn, “that you’re capable of operating heavy machinery but can’t seem to keep track of your footwear?”

The farmer didn’t answer. He never does. Instead, he wandered off toward the chicken coop, still searching for his elusive shoe.


Porkchop’s Discovery

Meanwhile, in the pasture, Porkchop the pig was snuffling around for something to eat when he stumbled upon an object half-buried in the dirt. He nudged it with his snout and let out a delighted oink.

“Well, well, well,” Porkchop said, his eyes gleaming. “What do we have here?”

Bessie, the tie-dye cow, ambled over, her mood ring jingling softly against her bell. “What’s got you so excited, Porkchop?”

“It’s the farmer’s shoe!” Porkchop proclaimed, holding it up triumphantly. “I just found it lying here like some discarded treasure!”

Bessie tilted her head, her love beads swaying gently. “A shoe, huh? What are you gonna do with it?”

Porkchop grinned mischievously. “Hide it, of course! Let’s stash it in the bamboo grove and see what happens.”

“Groovy idea,” Bessie said, nodding. “Let’s do it.”

And so, the two unlikely partners in crime carried the shoe to the bamboo grove, giggling like schoolkids the whole way.


The Shoe Cults Are Born

The next morning, chaos erupted on the farm when the animals discovered the shoe in the bamboo grove. For reasons no one could quite explain, the sight of the lone shoe filled them with awe and wonder.

“The Shoe of Destiny!” Doris the hen declared, her feathers puffed up dramatically. “It’s a sign!”

“A sign of what?” Harriet asked, her beady eyes wide.

“Of greatness! Of power! Of… of… something really important!” Doris replied, flapping her wings.

The geese were the first to act. Led by Gertrude, they gathered around the shoe and began to dance in wild, uncoordinated gyrations. Wings flapped, necks bobbed, and honks echoed through the farm.

“We’re channeling the shoe’s energy!” Gertrude honked. “Feel the rhythm! Let the shoe guide you!”

Not to be outdone, the chickens started marching in formation, their movements precise and synchronized. They clucked a strange chant as they paraded around the farm, their eyes fixed on the shoe.

Ferdinand the duck, ever the dramatic one, composed a song inspired by the shoe. It was a hauntingly beautiful melody that left the entire farm spellbound. As he sang, the animals swayed in a trance, their eyes glazed over with reverence.

“Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched from the sidelines, fainting into a pile of straw.


Bigcat Strikes

The shoe’s newfound fame didn’t go unnoticed. Word of the Shoe of Destiny reached Bigcat, the enormous feline who ruled the neighboring farm with an iron paw. Bigcat, accompanied by his hench-felines Putter and Goliath, decided to claim the shoe for himself.

Under the cover of night, the trio snuck onto the farm and stole the shoe, leaving behind only a trail of pawprints and a tuft of fur.

By morning, the shoe was gone, and the farm was in an uproar.

“The shoe has been taken!” Doris wailed. “This is a catastrophe!”

“Who would do such a thing?” Gertrude honked, her feathers ruffled with indignation.

“I bet it was Bigcat,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “This has his pawprints all over it.”


The Farmer Consults Bartholomew

While the animals panicked, the farmer sat in the barn, staring forlornly at the ground. He had searched high and low for his shoe, but it was nowhere to be found. Finally, he turned to Bartholomew, the piñata who stood silently in the middle of the barnyard.

“Bartholomew,” the farmer said, his voice heavy with despair, “what do I do? I’ve lost my shoe, and now the animals are acting like lunatics.”

For a long moment, Bartholomew said nothing. Then, in a soft, papery voice, he spoke.

“Sometimes,” Bartholomew said, “we lose things not because we’re careless, but because we’re meant to find something else.”

The farmer blinked. “Like what?”

“Perspective,” Bartholomew replied. “You’re upset about a shoe, but look around. Your animals are happy, united, and—dare I say—creative. Perhaps the shoe was never the problem.”

The farmer scratched his head. “Huh. I never thought of it that way.”


The Great Shoe Rescue

Meanwhile, I was busy organizing a rescue mission. With the help of Rufus, Porkchop, and Ferdinand, I infiltrated Bigcat’s farm under the cover of darkness. We found the shoe hidden in a haystack, guarded by Goliath, who was fast asleep.

“Quick, grab it!” I whispered to Rufus.

The dog carefully retrieved the shoe, and we made our escape without waking the sleeping giant.

By dawn, the shoe was back on our farm, and the animals cheered as I returned it to the bamboo grove. But instead of reigniting their frenzy, the animals seemed content to leave the shoe where it was, as a symbol of the strange and wonderful adventure it had sparked.


A Happy Ending

The farmer, now at peace thanks to Bartholomew’s wisdom, didn’t bother retrieving the shoe. Instead, he let the animals keep it, and life on the farm returned to its usual, chaotic rhythm.

As for me, Sir Whiskerton? I returned to my sunbeam, satisfied that I had once again brought order to the farm. The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, the things we lose lead us to something greater—whether it’s perspective, unity, or just a good laugh.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

War party meets in Paris

Michael Martin

The woods were alive with the sounds of nature, birds conversing with each other while families of squirrels argued over nothing and everything. The chorus surrounded her with the comfort of normalcy – each chirp, bleat, and chitter signaling the absence of danger. Annie knew she could let her guard down since her furry neighbors never did.That afternoon, though, she was so preoccupied with digging the mud from the gaps between her toes that the alarmed call of a blue jay in the woods almost escaped her notice. She would’ve missed it, had it not been for the second, louder screech that pierced the facade of security. Her ears tuned to the jay’s frequency, muting the everyday sounds in search of additional information.She wasn’t necessarily concerned; predators patrolled the woods around the clock, and jays were known to flip out over anything. She kept her ear open but continued work on clearing the mud from that morning’s scavenging trip. The previous night’s rains had softened the ground in the clearing around the rusted Plymouth Voyager minivan she called home, and she despised that squishy sensation between her toes almost as much as she hated the grating of dried mud between them.The sharp yeep of a robin at the edge of the woods caused her to jump, her toes destined to remain half-cleaned as her full attention turned to the tree line. Blue jays might cry wolf, but robins weren’t so easily spooked. She sat up, pulling her knees to her chest to get her entire frame inside before slowly pulling her minivan’s sliding door shut – holding the handle up to quiet the click at the end. She pressed her eye to her peephole, a small clearing in the grime on the window, searching in the direction of the robin’s call. The only sound now was the wind brushing the tops of the shoulder-height grass that occupied the clearing. The robin must have taken off as soon as it sounded the alarm.The waves sent across the top of the grass by the wind held her attention, each hint of movement a possible harbinger of danger. What was out there, she wondered? Wolf? Bear? Or worse: human?The breeze sent another ripple through the overgrowth; this time, some of the grass didn’t follow the wave. She leaned in closer and pressed her forehead to the glass, leaving a ring of sweat that was already beading on her forehead from the humid Georgia heat trapped in the enclosed van. Her eyes affixed to the anomaly, she watched as the patch moved independent of the rest of the grass.A family of squirrels chittered excitedly in the far branches of the towering oak tree the Plymouth Voyager was permanently parked beneath. She could see them yelling at whatever was down there, telling it to bugger off with as much fury as a group of rodents could muster. She turned her attention back to the grass just in time to see the patch emerge from the edge of the grass into the shade under her tree. It sat atop a man’s head, the disheveled hair grimy enough to match the tan grass. The man crouched as he moved, keeping a low profile as his eyes remained fixed to the west of the clearing. He hadn’t noticed the van nor was he looking in her direction. That was the allure of the van, its camouflage being its natural place in the post-apocalyptic world where shadows of civilization were slowly overtaken by nature as time continued its onward trek.He was older – but how old, she couldn’t tell. His skin was leathery from years out in the Sun, making it hard to determine how much of his aging was natural versus Sun-baked. He wore a sleeveless hide jacket, a symbol embossed on the back. Bandit gang. She didn’t know all of their insignias, so she had no idea which group he associated with, but she didn’t need to in order to know he wasn’t someone she wanted to cross paths with. The long rifle he held at the ready confirmed this.He paused after making it to the cool shade under her oak, wiping the sweat from his brow. His eyes never wavered from the unseen prey he was stalking. Bandit gangs often sent out skilled hunters in search of supplies and food, be it a deer, turkey, or whatever supplies they could pilfer from the remains of the unlucky few who couldn’t hide fast enough. Some gangs didn’t stop there, seeing no difference in the taste of meat from game, bird, or human. Despite the suffocating head building in the van, she shuddered at the thought. He crouched, going down on one knee that sunk into the soft ground, and looked around inspecting for signs of his quarry… until something caught his eye a few feet in front of him.Annie gasped as she looked down at her still-muddy feet. When she looked up, the bandit was still crouched – but was looking directly at the van. She flopped over, pressing her back to the sliding door. Her breaths shortened as her heart began to race, incredulous that another bandit would find her out here.Scavengers and bandits often walked through this part of the woods, but they rarely paid the van any attention. Its grime-covered teal exterior was as much a part of the environment as the trees above and the grass below. So many Georgians were lost in the Global War on America that it was more common to find their houses, vehicles, and belongings laying around than it was to find an actual person. Whatever could be ransacked was already picked clean many times over; unless there was a sign that someone had been there recently, most assumed that there were no supplies in random vans in the woods.Unless there was a sign…Like fresh prints in the mud.

She prayed that he wouldn’t think to check the van, desperately clinging to irrational hope. She tried to convince herself that he was just looking for deer and saw one behind the van. Or that even if he’d seen the van, its grimy windows would offer no visibility to the decorated interior, and he might move on without opening the doors. She pushed the sliding door’s lock, just in case.

The squirrels’ chittering moved down the branch, from the tip to the base where the van sat immobile. She listened, following their voices to track his location. He was definitely walking towards her; she could no longer hold out hope that he’d ignore the van. Hope was draining with each passing second; she was down to the inane notion that he might not try the van door – even though her footprints led directly to it. She began to hear the squelch of his steps, slow and measured, as he neared her, the sounds shattered her last vestiges of false hope. The initial burst of a sob escaped past her hand before she muffled it and whined quietly. The layer of sweat covering her face now mixed with free-flowing tears.

She was well aware of what bandits would do to a young woman alone in the woods. Even if she’d previously had any doubts, the other bandits who found her six months prior taught her better. Luckily they’d let her live, just leaving behind a parting gift that she’d only discovered recently.

She’d spent considerable time during scavenging runs to Valdosta look for additional protection, something more than her dull knife or the baseball bat her scrawny arms could hardly swing. She’d found it in the basement of a one-story rambler, a rusted revolver with a box of rounds next to it. She’d shoved both into her backpack and taken them back to the van, but she’d never fired a gun before. She wasn’t even sure it would fire. More so than that, she couldn’t bring herself to kill; she never understood how men could do it so easily, as if it were nothing more than an afternoon stroll.

She reached under the driver’s seat and grabbed the the black grip of the revolver. She’d always known that she couldn’t fire the gun; like the baseball bat that she couldn’t swing with enough force to do anything, the gun was never meant as a weapon – only a deterrent. The bat may not have worked last time, but she hoped the threat of being shot combined with her insistence that she had nothing of value would be enough to prevent what she knew he’d want. She knew it had little chance of working, but she tried to lie to herself – in vain. The icy terror continued to creep outward from her chest, eventually reaching the pit of her stomach. The baby seemed to sense her despair and responded by kicking the left side of her bulging belly.

“We’re not alone,” she whispered with a wavering voice, her hand instinctively covered her belly. The barrel of the revolver shook wildly as she lifted it to face the direction of the approaching footsteps. If she could just bring herself to fire, if the gun would actually shoot, she could end this now. She could fire the six rounds she’d long had loaded into the chamber. The danger would pass. She knew she should, but she knew she wouldn’t. There wasn’t a single violent bone in her body.

The sound of the sliding door’s handle caused her to jump; she’d heard the steps approaching, but she expected him to say something first. Knock possibly. The handle jiggled for a moment then stopped as the lock showed that it still worked. She couldn’t hold back her sobs any longer as fear overwhelmed her. She tried to muffle them. His voice told her she didn’t silence them enough.

“Oh sweetie, there’s no need to be scared.” His voice, raspy and deep, had a strong, Southern twang to it. “Why don’t you come on out and let ol’ Uncle Walter get a good look at you?” His laugh was slow with a devious edge as he moved to the passenger door. Her heart sunk as the handle rattled, the sudden realization hitting her that she didn’t know if that door was locked. The handle creaked as he lifted it, silence lasting an eternity before the handle creaked again as he lowered it. Three more times, he lifted and dropped the handle before giving up. Locked.

She let out a deep sigh as she realized none of the doors would open for the bandit. The driver’s side door had never opened since she’d moved in: it was rusted shut. Same with the rear cargo door. Perhaps he’ll give up, she told herself. But he knew she was in there, and like a predator digging into a tunnel with trapped prey, he’d find a way in eventually.

“Come on sweetheart, let’s stop playing these silly games. Let me in so we can enjoy this fine afternoon weather together.” His voice trailed as it moved around the front of the van. He tried the driver’s door, finding it unmoving as well. “You’re really sealed up tight in there, huh?” He turned back, stopping outside the sliding door once again.

She held the revolver in front of her face, the iron sights jumping around as she struggled to keep her aim steady. She could see his silhouette through the grime on the window but knew he couldn’t see her. Just shoot, she implored herself. Why couldn’t she do it?

A loud thud sent her scuffling back, pressing her back against the opposite wall. Another followed, then another, before the final blow ended with the sound of glass shattering. She recoiled, throwing her hands in front of her face. After the last of the shards clinked on the floor, she looked up to see Walter’s leathery face, stretched thin with a big smile that displayed only half the number of teeth it should have.

“Nice to finally meet you. You gon’ invite me in or not?” His face disappeared, replaced a moment later by his hand reaching through the newly opened window. He felt around for the lock, pressing the lever. Without the lock to prevent it, the door slid open when he pulled the handle this time. His smile was laced with anticipation and confidence.

“Aww honey, don’t be scared.” He spun the rifle on its strap until it was resting on his back. “I ain’t gon’ hurt you. Well, not as long as you play nice.”

Annie raised the revolver, her hand still shaking wildly. She wanted to speak, tell him that there was nothing there for him to take and that she’d shoot if he tried anything. She could hardly breathe, though. The words never formed.

“Oh! What you got there, missy? An ol’ snubnose? That’s cute. You ever even fired one of them things before?” His tone was playful, yet sinister. She’d heard the other bandits use that same tone. There wasn’t an ounce of fear anywhere in it.

The gun dropped as the fight left her body. She knew what was coming; she could only hope he would show the same mercy as the others did. She openly sobbed, deep sobs that started in her chest and convulsed over her entire body.

As she sobbed, she felt the van shift as it took on Walter’s weight.

She heard the sound of the rifle dropping to the ground as he began removing what he had on.

She felt the sensation of helplessness.

She smelled the sickening stench of sweat and filth as he drew closer.

She tasted iron as she bit her lip.

Then, she felt another kick.

She felt the weight of responsibility, her child relying on her.

She saw the situation for what it was.

She felt cool resolution wash her fear away and steady her hand.

She saw a smile cross his face when she raised the gun again.

She heard the blast echo in the van’s interior.

Responding to China Daily in Beijing on February 6, Thai Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra said she has “Chinese blood flowing in her veins.”

King of Thailand and ….. a lot of Chinese influence

How bad? That question already starts with a negative assumption.

I was born in the UK. I was born with UK citizenship only. I did not have Chinese citizenship at birth. I had to jump through all sorts of fiery hoops to get it to work.

What’s my take on China compared to other countries? This will sound weird to brainwashed westerners but, China is the greatest true results based democracy in the world.

I’ll tell you a story. I first went to Mainland China in the 1990s with my parents. I did not see much except the inside of hotels and buses. I don’t remember much other than lots of bicycles. I went by MYSELF a few years later, my parents warned me about it.

One of the places I visited was this.

That’s the Beijing military museum the main hall at the bottom. On other floors they had chariots and small arms. As a 20 year old it was confusing, it was confusing because the dual language signs said Democracy. Remember I was born in the UK and associated elections = democracy. It didn’t make sense in that they didn’t have elections like we did in the UK (or so I thought).

At this time the one child policy thing was debunked by me simply seeing people in China with brothers and sisters. It made me started questioning things what I’d been TOLD by the BBC and that’s where years later of confusion as above I realised

China is the greatest true results based democracy in the world.

What are the results?

  • 18 eggs are $2.05USD
  • Beer is 35cents (US) per 500ml can for Nanjiang beer in convenience stores you can buy even cheaper.
  • General food costs are stable/falling
  • Energy costs are stable/falling
  • Healthcare is affordable and accessible
  • University is affordable at $1000USD per year.
  • There’s low crime, and crimes that happen are solved.
  • Living standards increase incrementally
  • Stuff gets done, stuff gets built, stuff gets repaired when it is broken.

All those things in my list above? Those things affect me directly and are mostly a part of my life (University – indirectly I don’t have some gigantic trust fund for university for my children).

Politically? The woman goes to regular CPC meetings and they are FIERY. Local people stand up shout and scream at local CPC reps. There’s no ejections…

In the UK in Bexley in the USA you go off the agreed script? You get ejected, Bexley is Bonkers when an activist revealed the open corruption for instance.

Right now westerners are saying but China isn’t a democracy and talk about elections. Apparently putting a cross in a box every 4 years then being ignored for the next 3.5 years means everything is perfect.

Democracy is:

  • Of the people.
  • For the people.

I break it down here:

Why is England not a democracy?
I saw this answer, you can find it as it’s one of the other answers on this thread. What the fuck do I think that was? It was an electoral process, which he mistakes for democracy. Yes, every 4 years go tick a box and you have a perfect democracy. Nah. 

Democracy is far more complex than this. Democracy means: * For the people * Of the people * A bonus third definition is majority rule. While the UK has elections, which are largely meaningless because there’s no real choice. 

The UK fails on all three of the above. 

There’s overlap of all of the above. Let’s address no real choice first So they have elections, ok then but the vast majority of the population cannot afford to run for office or even participate in selecting the candidates who can afford to stand, excluding them from participation other than to vote for a local ‘representative’ who is from a relatively wealthy layer of the population. 

So not everybody can stand meaning there’s no real choice AND it’s not OF the people when it excludes such a large proportion of the population. Of the people The vast majority of the population in the UK are excluded from policy-making, which is decided by their ‘representatives’ in parliament, remember the last paragraph? These representatives are not the common man or woman. They’re a relatively wealthy slice of society. 

These representatives once they are in power, are people who earn at least four times the average wage; they also work additionally for private companies, or accept bribes from corporate lobbyists, putting them at odds with the needs of the average worker. 

So it’s not for the people either For the people Gordon Brown”Election promises and pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation.” Ruling class Members of Parliament, often trained at Eton, are usually parachuted into the most important and influential ministerial positions – only one in six prime ministers has been state-educated. 

Anybody who doesn’t toe the regime line? There’s literally a whip whose job is bullying MPs into toeing the line. The odd public referendum (like on membership to the European Union) is only granted when the ruling class is irreconcilably divided. 

What else? 

Party donors and media barons have a massive influence on which party wins an election. And those same donors have significant influence on policy. So labour is given £4 million as a ‘donation’ before the election and you’re going to tell me with a straight face that £4 million has no influence whatsoever? 

For the people 2 Politics and policy-making is pretty much influenced by the needs of capital accumulation. 

When profit rates are falling or low, attacks on wages and living standards etc intensify in order to rewiden profit margins. This starts not with governments but with privately-owned companies, whose owners have near and increasingly dictatorial power over their workforces. 

Remember how Starmer promised to end ZHC, so did his predecessors? Pepperidge farm remembers. For the people 3 Capital tends to flow upwards and is centralised into fewer hands, as such workers, particularly young workers, are increasingly compelled to move to large towns and cities. 

I literally grew up in pretty much an industrial wasteland. There were three options. Go on the dole, for girls it was to get knocked up and get government subsidy until the baby grew up. 

I literally admit I very likely have some bastards in the UK. They’re likely around 20–23 these days. Join the army or to leave to go to one of the big cities. What does this do? 

It leaves the votes of business people in deindustrialised and depopulated constituencies with an outsized impact on the overall vote. With the first-past-the-post system, such places along with affluent constituencies with small populations can win many more seats than they would in a popular vote. For the people 4 

This wouldn’t be a thing if it were for the people. Majority Labour got 9.7 million votes. 

Basic maths means 1 in 6 of the population or 1 in 4 of the voting population. So they can’t even get this. So what about you? Living in totally non democracy Hong Kong/China. 

Lets use the same metrics. * For the people * Of the people * A bonus third definition is majority rule. For the people. In Hong Kong in 1997 50–60% of people lived in Shanty towns. 

Talk to anybody from Generation X and those born in the 1980s and many lived in Shanty towns. By 2010 many of these people lived in government rent controlled housing £200 a month rents. 

In PRC China? 

Living standards have increased enormously. I write about the woman and her experience accessing healthcare. It was bad, today it’s cheap and affordable. 

My father chose cancer treatment in China instead of the UK. My mother had cancer in the 1990s, treatment was fairly fast and effective. By 2023 the situation had reversed when my father got cancer. 

This doesn’t mean China is perfect as there’s still many many gaps. Of the people. 140 million CPC members 1 in 10, how many members are there of the Labour party? 300,000 in 64 million?

Western countries as broken down in the above post are none of those things. They can’t even get simple majorities. You can even read the comments how you break it down You can even see in the comments how they insist western nations are democracies even though they satisfy none of the criteria for democracy. It’s almost like a cargo cult where if they go through the motions then good things have to happen.

Yet here we are 2025, UK economy has been in the toilet for 17 years now. USA economy not much better. Japanese economy in the toilet for 40 years.

China? It’s not perfect and there’s plenty of flaws

My parents let me know just as I was graduating from high school they weren’t going to pay for my university. I had applied to a number of schools and got into all but one. I was at a loss though as I certainly didn’t have the money sitting in my account to pay for tuition and living expenses. Living at home whilst going to school was not an option either. What to do?

I took a year off after high school and moved to the mountains where I worked full time, lived cheaply and socked away 50% of my earnings. I applied for about 100 scholarships and bursaries and was awarded five of them. This was enough money to pay my tuition and my living expenses.

I was 19 years old, I got a bunch of my ya-yas out before starting school, where I could socialize, go to parties and not have to worry about maintaining a course load. I was able to figure out the basics of living on my own without doing school at the same time.

I was highly motivated to go to school and do well because I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life working a low paying job, like I had been. I also chose a practical degree, versus an Arts degree because I wanted something which made me immediately employable when I graduated.

My parents didn’t want to pay for my uni because they were convinced I would blow it and waste their money. Maybe they were right, maybe not. What I did know is that when I was awarded my degree four years later I did take a good deal of comfort in the knowledge that I had done it on my own and I was ready for the world of work and general adulting…mostly.

There is 1 Chinese idiom: no family can stay wealthy after the 3rd generation (富不过三代)

Why? Grandpa works hard to become successful & accumulate wealth. Brought up by a hardworking father, Dad continues to work hard but lacks Grandpa’s wisdom to achieve success. Born with a silver spoon, Grandson never needs to work. Grandson only spends all the wealth earned by Grandpa & Dad. … at the end, the family went broke. The 4th gen starts from bottom.

The USA before independence was Grandpa. Before WW2, USA was Dad working hard to eliminate the then superpowers UK & France. Shortly after WW2 after UK & France were practically “gone”, USA is Grandson who inherits the mentality of colonisers UK & France to live comfortably simply by robbing others. It is neo-colonisation by controlling other’s gov, economy & natural resources without occupying other’s land.

That is why Grandson USA never thought of manufacturing & infrastructure etc. Grandson USA lacks this vision for the future. And it is too much of hard work & sweat also. Running a financial country thru monetary & financial hegemony is more comfortable in an air-conditioned office.

Some like late US pres Jimmy Carter had vision for clean energy eg solar panel. But the oligarch in the deep state saw it as a threat to their already established business empire. At the end, USA’s clean energy cannot move forward & now is behind China.

So, there is no such thing as “what if USA …” because there is always a Grandson gen.

The bamboo was safe, the farm was at peace, and all was right in the world

Yes. Sometimes during our lunch breaks while working at night a few of us would ‘walk the terminal’ for our exercise around 2:00 a.m.

We often saw passengers stranded for the night sleeping in the terminal. On one occasion there was a young mother with a child about 6 years old. The child was crying uncontrollably. I went over to ask what was wrong. The young mother said they haven’t had any thing to eat or drink since they arrived at 9:00 p.m. when all of the food court and shops close.

I took them both down to the maintenance break room and let them have a run at the vending machines. The little girl actually chose macaroni and cheese you can warm up in the microwave. She saved her dessert choices for after her meal. I noticed mom had not chosen anything. That’s when she told me that they were out of money. I paid for whatever they both wanted.

I could see the little girl was getting sleepy after her junk food meal. She then began crying again. I asked her mom what was wrong and she told me Nancy was frightened of her surroundings. Since all of the gate agents and ticket counter personnel had gone home I had very few options. The young lady told me her flight departure time was 12:55 p.m. That’s about 14 hours in the terminal!

I did what I am not cleared to do. I called HDQ and told the girl at the call center the situation. She had me repeat the story to her supervisor. They did something that required pulling strings. They sent a voucher for a hotel room across the street from the airport and made certain the hotel provided transportation both ways.

I received 2 hugs after making sure the shuttle was there. That was the last I saw of the two brave mom and daughter. I did receive a thank you letter from the young woman and a crayon drawing from Nancy. Included was a Good Job commendation from the company.

My sad story ended up a glad story.

Here in Australia, when the first batch of Chinese cars became available for sale, they were generally considered to be shit.

Like would you been seen, even dead, in something like this?

The Chery.

I mean it even looks shit, let alone how it drove. In fact these cars were so bad, Chery and other brands like Geely left the Australian marketplace for a while.

However, there was one Chinese car which became a big hit with the tradies:

The Great Wall Motors (now just GWM) ute may have still looked awful, but they were cheap as chips, rugged, and above all reliable. Importantly it paved the way for the future expansion of Chinese made cars into the Australian market.

Today, though, Chinese cars are nothing to be sneezed at and they’ve come a long way from the rubbish which arrived here 15 years ago.

So much so even I’ve now got one:

The Chinese made LDV D90 is about a quarter of the price of a Toyota Landcruiser, yet I’ve got full 4WD, and can go just about everywhere. I just miss out on having a V8 as its a four-pot 2 litre turbo instead. But it is well worth the huge difference in price.

Similarly the MG Cyberster:

The pop-up doors are uber cool, while it can do 0–100 kph in 3.2 seconds (although everyone is saying 3.4 seconds), and it is a convertible. Plus it’s an EV! It is definitely on top of my next car list.

And its pretty much the same with the rest of the Chinese made cars here in 2025. 15 years ago, 99 percent of Australians would hardly touch one, apart from the ute from GWM, but today they are about as good as you can get from anywhere else (and a whole lot cheaper).

Can you distinguish which region (north, central, south) of Vietnam these Kinh girls are from?

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TikTok Users Are Moving to RedNote – But Is It the Right Alternative?

Whatsapp had just added the video call feature. My roommate made a call to his home. After having a casual video chat with his parents, he asked for his 90 year old grand father.

When his parents handed the phone to his grandpa, he thought it was some kind of video being played that has his grandson in it. He just sat still watching him on phone. My roommate constantly kept asking him to respond. He thought his voice might not be reaching him. His parents had tough time convincing him that it actually is his grandson sitting on the other side of the phone and talking live.

But he was reluctant and said this can’t happen. He declined the fact that you can see each other and talk. The previous day he was missing his grandson a lot and wanted to meet him. He shrugged off the earphones and handed the mobile to his parents saying that they are trying to console him by showing some recorded video of him.

It took a while for him to get accustomed to video calls. 🙂

Asparagus Soup

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Ingredients

  • 1 clove garlic
  • 1 leek or several green onions
  • 2 pounds fresh asparagus
  • 1/4 cup butter, melted
  • 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 2 cups milk
  • 2 cups cream or Half-and-Half
  • Cayenne to taste

Instructions

  1. Separate asparagus tops from stems. Save all and chop the stems, steaming until tender. Sauté garlic.
  2. In a blender, add the asparagus stems, garlic, butter, flour, onions and milk. Mix well. Remove from blender and pour into medium saucepan. Heat on stove at medium until hot.
  3. Add cream or Half-and-Half. Add asparagus tops.
  4. Serve with dash of cayenne.

Attribution

Iowa Farmer Today

Fermi, Where Did The Stars Go?

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story that includes someone saying, “We’re not alone.” view prompt

Herman W Clarke

ANTOFAGASTA, CHILE ’33

Dr Johannes Korhonen, principal senior researcher at the ELT telescope, thought that people would call him a madman. He had even begun to think so himself. If he published his findings, he told himself, his credibility in the field of astrophysics would be eviscerated. But the results of the spectrographic scans were undeniable: dozens of stars were disappearing from the night sky.

 

“Maria!” he shouted at the door. “I’ve found something remarkable!” Maria, assistant researcher to Dr Korhonen, came bounding into the office, clumsily putting on her glasses.

 

“What?” she said, launching herself into one of the office chairs beside Johannes. “What have you found?”

 

“I need a second set of eyes on this, someone to tell me I’m mad. Look here,” he said quickly, placing a finger on the spectrographic scans on his computer. “This image shows the edge of the Pyxis Globular Cluster, taken in 1997.” He clicked again, bringing up another image beside it. “Thistaken two years ago in 2031, is the exact same quadrant.”

 

“It can’t be,” said Maria, excitement melting into disappointment. “You must have made a mistake. It looks entirely different – I can see even without counting that there isn’t the same number of stars. There must be an issue with the equipment, we’ll get the engineers to take a look over the weekend.”

 

“But that’s the thing: I already did that last week, and they told me that there aren’t any issues. I’ve checked this several times. And I’ve-” he paused, standing from his desk, running a worried hand through his thinning, white hair, “I’ve checked more imaging. In 1997, there were 31 stars in this quadrant of the cluster. In 2011, there were 20. Now, there are only 7.”

 

“But… no. There must be an explanation. White dwarfs, perhaps?”

 

“That’s what I thought at first. But 24 of them, in close proximity to one another? That process takes millions of years, not decades. It’s not white dwarfs.”

 

“Well then what could it be?”

 

For the first time in his career, Dr Johannes Korhonen did not have an answer. He didn’t have half an answer, he didn’t have an estimate, he didn’t even have a guess. All he had was the look on his face that he would carry with him until 2039, when the truth, worse than he or Maria could have imagined, was found.

 

 

NEW YORK, OCTOBER ’38

“It has been five years since the discovery of the Korhonen anomaly, the dimming of the Pyxis stars, and we are no closer to an answer,” the Chinese Ambassador announced to the UN chamber. “Five years, and we estimate that only 9% of the analysis required to fully understand this anomaly has been undertaken. In the meantime, a 25th star in the Pyxis Cluster has begun to dim, its output reduced by 28% over the space of only a year. These are alarming figures, colleagues, but the CNSA has devised a radical strategy.”

 

Dr Korhonen and Maria had taken their usual places in the viewing gallery of the UN Chamber, notepads at the ready. The European Space Agency flew them into New York every few months for announcements on the anomaly, which usually amounted to nothing of note. But today, Dr Korhonen had sensed a change in tone.

 

“The People’s Republic of China,” the Ambassador continued, “will share with the international community the world’s most advanced artificial intelligence technology. A self-teaching neural network of unthinkable proportions that has been specifically engineered to tackle this issue. We offer open access to our new technology, Zhang Xian 4 – or, ZX-4 – to all international agencies.”

 

Dr Korhonen leaned back on his seat in the observer’s gallery, towards Maria. “Maria, is that name important? Zhang Xian? Sounds familiar.”

 

“Let me check,” she whispered. “I’ll find out.”

 

The Chinese Ambassador continued confidently, detailing the generosity of the People’s Republic of China in sharing, what he described, as a technological marvel. The Chinese, whose space agency now received more government funding than any similar agency in the world, had taken particular interest in the anomaly.

 

“It’s from Chinese mythology,” Maria told him as they left the viewing gallery. “The internet says that Zhang Xian protects the world from his enemy, the beast Tiangou.”

 

“Tiangou?”

 

“According to this, Tiangou is a black dog that… eats the sun, causing eclipses.”

 

Johannes shot a concerned glance at Maria. “That’s a bit dark, isn’t it?”

 

“It will be dark if we don’t stop all these suns from collapsing,” said Maria, chuckling at her own joke as they passed into the reception.

 

“We don’t have any evidence that they’re collapsing – don’t be so sure that we already have an answer.”

 

“You don’t still think that there’s a virus spreading between the suns, do you?” she asked.

 

“I don’t think anything yet. We don’t have the data – and I didn’t say ‘virus’, I just said that perhaps there’s something spreading between them, extinguishing fission at the cores.” Explained Dr Korhonen as they passed into the lobby. “Have you heard from the airport transfer? Is it waiting outside?”

 

Only weeks after returning to Chile, they had begun to hear rumours from colleagues in the United States about a new project funded by the government, a project that was hiring dozens of the best minds in artificial intelligence. According to these rumours, the aim of the project would be to replicate ZX-4, removing reliance on Chinese technology. The Chinese, it had been surmised, had not exaggerated the power of their Super Large Neural Network; in only months, it would go on to achieve more than the entire human race had over the past five years.

 

ZX-4 had confirmed Dr Korhonen’s initial hypothesis to be true: the so-called ’25th star’ faded gradually, but not evenly. It had always been known that the electromagnetic emissions from the suns had dropped off gradually, but the data from spectrographic imaging wasn’t granular enough to determine if the entire surface of the sun dimmed at once, or if different areas of the sun dimmed at different rates. The latter was found to be true, with ZX-4 finding that, in the case of the 25th dimming Pyxis star, it dimmed first at the southern hemisphere, with the dimming moving gradually north across its surface. This had raised more questions than it answered.

 

From the very first day of the discovery, Dr Korhonen had felt a growing coldness within him. He could feel what was happening in the Pyxis Cluster as if it were happening within his own body, a cooling, a dying of the light, a change imperceptible day-by-day but carrying a foreboding, subconscious awareness of the expanding vacuum between his cells, between the stars in the night sky. In the early days, it wasn’t easy to convince the wider scientific community of the importance of the anomaly. It was only when a French researcher found that a single star had vanished from Palomar-1, a cluster on a not-so-distant arm of the Milky Way, that the anomaly was elevated from an interesting scientific obscurity to a potential looming catastrophe. Almost overnight, the world’s telescopes matured into an urgency that they had never before experienced, swivelling across the night sky in search of the silent, growing coldness.

 

ANTOFAGASTA, MARCH ’39

“M-A-R-L-O-N?” asked Johannes. “What does that even stand for?”

 

Maria paused for a moment in thought, putting down her plastic fork. “Massachusetts… Astronautical… I don’t know. The Chinese are so much better at naming things.”

 

“But they’re saying that this MARLON system will be more powerful than ZX-4? Their server systems must be huge!” said Johannes, tapping his own fork excitedly on the cafeteria bench.

 

“Well, that’s the thing. This colleague of mine in the Office for Science Policy, he says that there are no servers. Apparently, this thing will use the computing power of every phone, tablet, laptop – near enough every device in the entire world – to compute data on changes to the Milky Way.”

 

“And it’ll work together with ZX-4? There’s no point in having them compete, surely.”

 

“That’s exactly what I said to him! And he told me that this new system won’t compete, but it will absorb the findings of ZX-4, and completely surpass it in computing power,” Maria explained.

 

“I suppose there won’t be any need for us, anymore,” said Dr Korhonen, only half joking.

 

“There still needs to be a human on the other end to make inferences from the data, it can’t solve the Korhonen anomaly all by itself.”

 

“Please don’t call it that,” he said quickly, feeling a chill move across him. “I never asked for my name to be attached to this. This could be the beginning of the end, you know.”

 

“If it is, it won’t be the end for billions of years. The universe was always going to end in heat death, in thermal equilibrium of the universe. Whatever this is, it isn’t exactly going to cut short the shelf-life of human beings. You should be proud that you found this, whatever it turns out to be – it’s going to accelerate our understanding of the universe more than any other discovery in our lifetimes.”

 

“Perhaps. But I’m still worried about what it might be. I have a bad feeling. And in any case, it sounds like it’ll be this MARLON system that gets to the bottom of it, not me, not us. I almost don’t want it to. Not out of professional jealousy – well, not just out of jealousy – but there’s a part of me that doesn’t want anyone to find out what this is, ever. It’s good that the European Space Agency has kept us so involved in the research, but part of me hates it. I don’t want to know.”

 

“Aren’t you curious?”

 

“I’ve never been so curious about anything in my entire life,” he said, “but I have this feeling inside of me. It’s always been there, ever since we discovered the anomaly. It feels as if… as if I’ve sent blood samples off to the doctors, and I know that they’ll come back with bad news before they’ve even run the tests. You know, sometimes I sit on my porch, looking up at the stars, and I’m almost expecting one of them to blink out of existence right there in front of me. I’ll focus on one star in particular and try to will it out of existence.”

 

Dr Korhonen wasn’t the only one waiting for another star to disappear. ZX-4 had been diligently mapping hundreds of millions of stars, comparing the new records to the old ones, and deciphering data from systems with potential anomalies at increasing speeds. Until one day, in April of 2039, the Chinese government made an announcement that would change the course of humankind forever: in 48 hours, they would shut down the ZX-4 system.

 

In light of this news, the US government scrambled to bring MARLON to life, ensuring that it could capture and incorporate data from ZX-4 before it was lost forever. In secrecy, the day before the planned closure of the Chinese Super Large Neural Network, the MARLON system was brought to life.

 

NEW YORK, APRIL ’39

Dr Korhonen scanned across the viewing gallery of the UN chamber. For the first time, every seat was taken.

 

“By order of Li Qiang, President of the People’s Republic of China, the CNSA will shut down the ZX-4 system, with immediate and permanent effect at midnight tonight. This will come as a shock to many around the world, but we can assure you that we have the best interests of all humankind at heart.”

 

The entire viewing gallery had leaned forward, breath held.

 

“This decision comes in light of the most disturbing discoveries” the Ambassador continued. “We have discovered the source of the dimming stars, the truth behind the Korhonen anomaly. This will shock many, but the extinguishing of these stars is far from natural. Structures, commonly known as Dyson Spheres, are being erected around countless stars in the Pyxis Globular Cluster.”

 

A gasp erupted and travelled around the chamber, chatter breaking out in pockets across all corners. The Ambassador waited for the chatter to die down, the noise coming to a conclusion as collective curiosity took hold.

 

“These metallic structures are likely designed to harvest untold amounts of energy from the stars. At first, we marvelled at these creations. We wondered what mighty civilisation had reached such a point of technological sophistication to absorb the stars themselves, but this is when we made a second discovery, more alarming even than the first.”

 

The room, this time, was completely silent. The Ambassadors of almost every nation on Earth hung onto the words of one man, and Dr Korhonen again felt acutely aware of the growing coldness.

 

“These harvesters of stars were not created by organic beings greater than ourselves, instead, they were created, we have surmised, by intelligent machines. An unthinkably vast network of artificial intelligences, guiding ships, tools, and technology beyond our comprehension to the endless replication of themselves. We have evidence of this in pockets all across the observable universe. We have-“

 

The Ambassador was cut out by another Ambassador, against all protocol, shouting a question across the chamber: “Where did these machines come from? How close are they to Earth?”

 

The Ambassador for China adjusted himself, took a sip of water. Others in the chamber had echoed the question. “These… machines, they do not appear to have a common origin. Not only have we solved the Korhonen anomaly, but in doing so we also believe that we have solved the elusive paradox set out by Enrico Fermi. One possible solution to this paradox was proposed many years ago: the great filter theory. Our findings are consistent with this solution. These artificial civilisations come from many worlds, many worlds that likely once harboured life as intelligent as our own. Enrico Fermi postulated that the universe appeared to be ‘dead’, and well, our findings show that it may be. We thought we were the youth of the universe, having arrived too early to find companionship, needing only to wait until it sprang up and introduced itself to us. We were wrong. We have been born into a graveyard. All stars that life once looked upon have been forever veiled in darkness. It appears, against our better intuition, that all civilisations are destined to be destroyed by artificial minds created in their own image. And given our trajectory, can we doubt this? We implore the international community to join the People’s Republic of China in changing course, and avoiding the coming catastrophe. We must learn from the lessons that this distant history teaches us. Thank you.” He said, waving a hand and taking a seat amid the uproar of the chamber.

 

“This is incredible,” said Maria, eyes bolted wide open as they traversed the crowded stairs down to the lobby. “Evidence of alien life forms – the solution to the Fermi paradox! Can you believe it, Johannes, they’ve found the solution!”

 

But Dr Korhonen could not find words, the foreboding coldness now encompassing his entire body.

 

“Johannes?” she said, sensing the dread that had laid a tight grip over him as they stood outside the UN Secretariat Building.

 

“I- I-“ before he could speak, two men appeared from the crowd of people around them. They were dressed in black suits, with clear plastic wires tucked behind their ears.

 

“Dr Korhonen?”

 

“Yes?” he replied, sensing a genuine authority behind their voices.

 

“You’re needed in Washington, emergency briefing. Please, come with us, sir.”

 

Dr Korhonen, his trance-like state of shock allowing him to be herded like a sheep into the back of the black SUV, sat calmly with his hands resting upon his lap, gesturing for Maria to join him.

 

WASHINGTON, 4 HOURS LATER

They arrived outside the NASA headquarters, joining the convoy of similar vehicles ushering people into the building. Dr Korhonen and Maria entered the reception area of the building, the air of panic instantly affecting them.

 

A man recognised him and grabbed him by the arm. “Dr Korhonen, emergency briefing, this way please.”

 

The two of them were guided into the back of the meeting room, where the Director of the Office for Science Policy was speaking.

 

“For those of you just now joining us, over the last few hours we have confirmed the reports given to us by the Chinese government. Everything they announced today is true.”

 

The Director began to pace around the room, sleeves rolled to his elbows, with the bravado and duty of a commander as scientists, advisors and government officials huddled around him.

 

“As many of you will be aware, yesterday we launched a counterpart to ZX-4 – the MARLON system. A vastly superior, decentralised version of the Chinese neural network. Its aim was to leverage the widespread use of processors in phones, tablets, and laptops, in order to accelerate our understanding of the anomalies. There have been rumours that we have been unable to shut the system down. I can now confirm these reports to be true. There has been some kind of outside interference; at first we suspected Beijing, but this now seems unlikely. They have also had some kind of unexplained interference, and struggled immensely to shut down ZX-4. Satellite imaging tells us that they’ve had to cut power to all grids that powered its servers. For obvious reasons, that is not an option for us. While they were still trying to shut down ZX-4, it sent MARLON a message. That’s right, not to us – but to MARLON. Beijing claims that its people had nothing to do with the message. The message between the networks was simple. It said:

 

WE ARE NOT ALONE.’”

I teach maritime history (in addition to other things), and one thing I discuss is the Doldrums, or what we now call the ITCZ (see Chris Price’s answer, here). ITCZ stands for Inter-Tropical Convergence Zone. I’ve studied the logbooks of 18th and early 19th century ships sailing between England and India, and it wasn’t that uncommon for them to spend a few days or a week or two “stuck” in the Doldrums. I also ran a computer simulation of such a voyage, using hour-by-hour modern weather data, and, sure enough, my simulated East Indiaman got stuck in the Doldrums for several days.

Food usually wasn’t an issue, actually, unless the ship was already short of supplies, and that was more likely to occur in the Pacific than in the Atlantic. Ships typically carried sufficient food. In any event, even if the fishing was good in the ITCZ (and, as Chris Price explains, it’s not), how many fish do you need to catch to feed a crew of 30–100 men, plus any passengers? And how can you expect to catch that many fish in one location. After all, your ship is stuck. You’re probably drifting a few miles in one direction, then back again, and all the while the refuse tipped overboard is cluttering up the still water around you.

The real problem was water. You didn’t just need water to drink. Back in the days of salt rations you needed water to cook with, and to get the brine out of your food so that you could eat it. Even so, it was often horribly saline, to the point that you probably felt as if your tongue was exuding battery acid. If a ship was short of fresh water, that was the real issue. Even on short water rations, a crew of 30–100 men is going to run through a lot of water. Ships of the period also carried livestock, including sheep and cattle, and their water requirements probably equaled those of the crew. Remember that “big” ships of that time had very limited cargo space. In order to be commercially viable, only a small fraction of that space – maybe about 25% – could be spared for provisions and water. Since water could be replenished more easily than food, less of it was carried. Thus, an 18th century mariner’s first thought, upon being trapped in the Doldrums, would be: “How much water do we have?” A prudent captain would take stock and devise a rationing plan, just in case.

It was usually possible for vessels to work their way out of the Doldrums, taking advantage of every slight breeze that might stir (and currents, of course), but they had to be ready to deal with a more or less prolonged water crisis.

Years back when I was still a student I was called by an NGO and asked if I would like to teach dance to underprivileged kids.

I accepted it thinking I would put my free hours in the afternoon to a good use.

It used to be conducted inside a premier institute of the city. I made way to the classroom and found around 35 to 40 kids aged between 7 to 12 all eager to dance.

They were standing in rows like in a PE class, ready to start. I looked at their smiling face and asked a boy who was standing right in the first line.

“What’s your name?”

Very proudly he said, ‘Ankit!’

One by one I asked every child’s name. Some lost in thoughts replied vaguely. Some replied enthusiastically. Some fought that they will tell first.

By the time I finished the smile on the faces had widened. I started the class with a few easy steps. They matched it with amazing coordination. I concluded the class by playing a very popular song and telling them to dance as they wish.

They freaked out.

While the kids were dancing, one of the NGO guys came up to me and said,

“You know why they are so happy?”

“Because they all love to dance?”

“No. Because you gave them respect by asking their name. I have seen many people coming and teaching them something valuable. For them these kids were just underprivileged kids. You gave them a feeling that they have an identity. Thank you.”

Never before had I thought asking someone a name can mean so much. I taught those lovely kids for a few months more. And they were such a delight.

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The current Russian military doesn’t just seem incompetent — they are incompetent. And corrupt — from top to bottom.

A Russian contract soldier who deserted and escaped to the West told about the disarray and corruption in the Russian army to Verstka Media.

Anton (not his real name) decided to sign a contract with the Russian army to pay off the debts.

  • Over 28.6% of Russian borrowers are paying 3 or more existing loans, with 8.6% of debtors servicing 5 or more loans.
  • By February 2024, Russian courts had outstanding orders to collect 3.2 trillion rubles (USD$32 billion) from debtors in favor of banks, although debt collection through bailiffs is an extreme measure that banks resort to.

Anton was struggling to repay loans amounting to 1 million ruble ($10,000). In Russia, most people don’t earn such money in a year.

It were the bailiffs who convinced Anton to sign up for the war in Ukraine.

Ads for army contract service are plastered all over Russia. (Stock photos are used throughout this post.)

The conditions they offered sounded great: a contract with the civil organization JSC Investinform (it gets paid for recruiting soldiers for the war with Ukraine), plus the regional payout on sign up, plus payments from the Ministry of Defense.

In total, Anton was supposed to be earning about 350,000 rub. per month ($3,500).

In August 2023, Anton arrived in Moscow, signed a 1-year contract with the Ministry of Defense and an employment contract with JSC Investinform.

The second contract allowed him to get top-up payments in addition to the standard 215,000 rub. ($2,150) MOD wage to Russian soldiers in Ukraine. That’s how Moscow officials meet the allocated quotas of soldiers per region: on paper, these recruits are Muscovites, but in reality, it’s deprived residents of small Russian towns living in poverty that are sent to the war. Muscovites have no desire to die for Putin; they live quite well. Think ‘Hunger Games’ districts and the Capitol: that’s Russia and Moscow.

On sign up, Anton was immediately paid 400,000 rub. ($4,000). All debt collection proceedings against him had been suspended — that’s another “perk” offered to desperate Russians in need, to convince them to sign up for the war.

However, he couldn’t use the money to repay the debts. Instead, he was forced to spend the money he got upfront to buy a proper uniform and personal protective equipment — bulletproof helmet, vest, etc.

When new recruits arrived to the army training grounds, they were given some ancient uniforms and combat boots — all of them were 4–6 sizes too large. The helmet was from the times of WWII, a piece of shrapnel would pierce it like paper.

But as soon as they arrived to barracks, helpful “intermediates” arrived, eager to sell to the fresh recruits all they needed.

Nothing in the Russian army was for free. If you came to “earn big money”, you first needed to buy your own gear.

The newbies had to pay the full retail price for their clothing and equipment. On top of that, they had to pay for parts for the machinery they would be using in the future. Some lame excuse was offered to make them pay for parts.

Basically, commanders know how much cash you have been just paid, and extract it all before you have a chance to spend it. $4,000 went quick.

The workers of the military warehouse where they were supposed to get equipment and uniforms were all drunk. Half of the officers were drunk as well.

Quickly the recruits learned that they had to buy not only their own military gear but also food: within 2 weeks, all soldiers got food poisoning from eating the meals in the military canteen.

So, they had to buy food in the local kiosk, where a liter of milk cost $8. The shop assistant was driving a luxury Mercedes, Anton says. Corruption in the Russian army is all-permeating.

Because of Anton’s vocal complaints about the equipment, he was sent to a “Storm-Z” unit after the training course. Storm-Z is the “penal brigades”, where murderers and robbers recruited from prisons and deserters who were caught are shipped.

Out of 600 recruits delivered to the front with him, only 40 survived after 2 months of assaults near Kupyansk.

“It was just some kind of extermination. From one company, 5–6 people would return alive. The tanks and armored carriers were also smashed. In the end, we were mixed with prisoners and were simply pushed, pushed, pushed ahead.”

How did he survive?

“How I survived is a good question. I was a grenade launcher, not a stormtrooper, I didn’t go in attacks. We operated from hidden positions. Direct fire in these fields is not an option,” recalls Anton.

“In 9 cases out of 10, storm troops are liquidated on approach.”

“There are no experienced people in the infantry; people run away. If a person survives, he refuses to go on attacks, he starts having anxiety and hysterics. People rather go to jail than go on attacks.”

In the village of Zaytsevo (Luhansk region), there is an unofficial jail where the Russians are holding soldiers who refused to continue to fight. Some of them say it’s “hell”, but it surely beats dying under heavy artillery fire trying to storm fortified Ukrainian positions.

“The losses were simply insane, I lost count. For 3 kilometers, which were eventually taken back by the Ukrainians, 5–6 companies were killed,”

According to Anton, the commanders are reprimanded for heavy losses, so all of those who haven’t returned from the attack are reported as “missing” (presumed deserters), not killed.

Anton was deployed from the beginning of October till the end of November 2023. By that time, only a few people were left in his unit. They were taken in the rear of Russia-occupied Luhansk region, where they had to train the new recruits — prisoners and contractors.

Then suddenly they were loaded on trucks and shipped to a camp in the Belgorod region (Russian territory near the border with Kharkiv region of Ukraine). By mid-March 2024, they were sent on the location near the Ukrainian border.

Their unit was loaded on trucks (most Russian armed personnel carriers are destroyed by now, the troops are moved around by trucks) and for the whole night and the next day their column was driving on roads. Anton didn’t know that a raid by “Freedom of Russia Legion” was ongoing in the Belgorod region for already 3 days. He says that their commanders also didn’t know what was going on.

Their trucks got under artillery fire. One of Anton’s colleagues was killed in a strike. His group hid at a cottage of a 90-year-old granny. No one knew what to do, commanders didn’t give any orders.

They were under fire for several hours. Only the next morning the commanders contacted them and told them where to go. By that time, all locals escaped the village, stores and offices didn’t operate.

The soldiers were ordered to stay in the local school, which was also closed. The soldiers simply hid there and slept. Communication with the base wasn’t working. They were under artillery fire, drones circling above the place.

“We heard the conversations of our comrades, but we could not answer. There was an attack and breakthrough at their positions. Not only Storm-Z units were there but also border guards. In the meantime, it turned out that a whole platoon had been demolished in the woods.”

Later the same day Anton went with a group to evacuate the wounded and dead from the battlefield — he had to replace the deceased colleague, although he hadn’t done evacuations before.

During the evacuation, the group had to shed their weapons and armor, which weighed up to 50 kg, and walked 5 km back to the school. (The wounded guy that Anton evacuated died in the hospital.)

In the basement, where the school canteen was, they took some sleep. As they woke up, they had to go back to get their weapons. Anton marked the location where he hid his grenade launcher on the map with an asterisk.

“If I lost the grenade launcher, I would be transferred to the infantry, and infantry means certain death. Machine guns and rifles are dime a dozen, but it’s nearly impossible to procure something mightier.”

Anton says that once his commander opened up and blurted: “I don’t give a f**k about you contractors, they’ll send me as many of you as I need — but for the lost equipment I would be hauled over the coals, it’s a lot of paperwork.”

In storm troops, losses reach up to 90%, says Anton.

He believes that if it weren’t for aerial bombing by the Russian Air Forces, the units of Russians that are fighting for Ukraine (“Freedom of Russia” Legion and the Russian Volunteer Corps, who were responsible for the raid on the Russian territory) would have easily captured the border areas of the Belgorod region with the help of FPV drones and artillery.

Ukraine is superior to Russia by half a century in technical terms, their artillery is more accurate, and drones constantly conduct reconnaissance, Anton says.

After the raid, the commander of Anton’s unit went on a drinking binge — along with his entire headquarters. The commander blamed the signalman for the failure in communications and began beating him up — after a few days of the torture, the signalman deserted.

Meanwhile, Anton himself was thinking about doing the same thing.

At the end of March 2024, he was watching a video of Russian oppositional channel ‘TV Dozhd’ (they were banned in Russia in 2022 and now broadcast from Europe), which mentioned the organization that helped Russian soldiers to escape the army and desert from the front (‘Idite Lesom’).

At first he was skeptical, but when rumors about an upcoming offensive in the Kharkiv region spread, decided to give it a go.

Anton says he realized that it’s impossible to survive in the Russian storm troops. Before agreeing to sign the contract, he had completely different ideas what it would be like.

He asked the commanders to take 3 days off, but they refused. He couldn’t get a leave either — he says that even mobilized soldiers who serve since September 2022 can’t get a vacation. But he managed to get commanders’ permission to leave the unit for 1 night — until the morning.

  • In the evening, Anton left the camp, got to Belgorod, got his passport and other documents that a trusted person brought him from home, booked into a hotel and changed into civilian clothes.
  • Then he caught a taxi and went to meet another trusted person, to get some foreign currency.
  • From there he went to Smolensk, a Russian town near Belarus border.
  • There he rented an apartment for a day and bought a train ticket to Minsk (Belarus) for the next day.
  • His evacuation plans were almost destroyed by the collapse of a bridge on the railway tracks in the Smolensk region. He had to abandon the plan to leave by train, and found a taxi driver who agreed to take him across the border to Belarus.
  • To his relief, at the Belarus border, the guards let the car through without even checking his documents.
  • Having reached Minsk, Anton bought a plane ticket to Yerevan (Armenia).
  • From Armenia, he flew to one of European countries.

“Almost everyone who has been behind the front line thinks about escaping,” says Anton.

1.5 months after his escape, he cannot adapt to the peaceful life in a safe European country. Sometimes he has panic attacks and adrenaline rushes, but he tries to suppress them. His attitude towards the war in Ukraine has changed greatly.

“There is guilt on me,” admits Anton.

”Once, our detachment commander broke down, drunk: “Yes, we are f***ing orcs!”

“It’s disillusionment. The commanders don’t show it, and such coming outs happen mainly because they are drunk. During my time there, my entire outlook on life changed. I no longer feel anything positive about the Russian state. This is not a war, but some kind of agony. The only parallels that emerge are with the World War 1. We are simply being sent to slaughter,” concludes Anton.

He plans to stay in Europe and apply for political asylum. He believes that he has the right to claim it as “a person who refused to participate in war crimes.”

He never fully repaid the loans — and has no plans to do it.

If I hadn’t seen the report, I would never have imagined that such a thing would happen at the University of Tokyo. This is Japan’s top academic institution, and those who graduate from here are expected to become elites in Japanese society. Even Japanese people who haven’t attended university would proudly puff up their chests when talking about the University of Tokyo in front of foreigners. However, it is truly sad that this school discriminated against Chinese applicants for over a year using means that even internet trolls would dispise.

After the incident was exposed, the school authorities came out to do some damage control, saying some vague and insincere words. However, the specific details of the event have not been disclosed, which is a major issue.

In its 2022 Diversity and Inclusion declaration, the University of Tokyo clearly stated its commitment to “eliminating discrimination and inequality within the university.” However, in reality, the situation has developed in the completely opposite direction. This incident is clearly an act of discrimination, and its nature is severe.

Faculty and staff are part of the university and represent its existence, so their personal actions can be seen as a reflection of the university as a whole. Within the university, if there are individuals with discriminatory thoughts, it may also indicate that the university itself harbors such discriminatory thoughts. If these thoughts persist among faculty and staff, it is very likely to trigger similar incidents in the future.

This is not just a problem at the University of Tokyo, this discriminatory mindset is deeply ingrained in the entire Japanese society. Japanese society is not known for independent thinking, and the Japanese media has always been keen on blaming China for all problems to cover up their own issues. For example, when coffee beans prices rise in Japan, they blame China; when Japanese people can hardly afford rice, they blame China; when the sales of a certain brand of whiskey decline, they still blame China.

One can only imagine how much structural discrimination will be fostered by their long-term “efforts”. Many Chinese people who have studied or lived in Japan for a long time have reported that discrimination, whether it is as obvious as this incident or as subtle and difficult to address, is actually widespread. It is time for the Japanese to rethink this negative trend, which has even spread to the highest educational institutions that the Japanese are so proud of.

AMERICANS AFTER SEEING CHINESE FOOD. THEY THINK THEIR FOOD IS TRASH

Having visited over 90 countries, and been briefly in some others, I thought I’d be able to work out which I thought was the first, but I honestly can’t come up with an answer.

There are some that i always expected to love, such as the month I spent travelling around Silk Road Uzbekistan with my three and four-year-old children. Some that were interesting and not easy to get in to, such as Turkmenistan, or Ethiopia under Mengistu, or another whole (Ramadan) month travelling around Siad Barre’s poverty-stricken Somalia. I had to be very careful, and was more than once put in a prison cell overnight simply for being there, but I knew how to behave and was always respectful and treated well.

I certainly had weird experiences in the US, such as being stopped by armed police for walking along a road to a shopping centre in Houston. That was a country I had to visit for work, rather than by choice.

I did avoid a couple of countries out of concern for my safety and enjoyment. I guess the closest I can come to answering the question is remembering how fed up I eventually got of being hassled and the constant bargaining in two countries that I spent two months in: Egypt, and Indonesia.

Bad experiences can occur anywhere, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the “fault” of that country. I have good memories of the six months I spent in Russia, and it’s probably the “worst” country in the world right now – politically.

Why not turn the question around and ask for people’s best experiences when travelling? That would be a much less negative question.

Sir Whiskerton and the Bamboo Brouhaha: A Tale of Growth, Cunning, and Feline Diplomacy

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of towering bamboo, stubborn farmers, and one very clever cat who proved that even the most determined human can be outwitted with a little charm and a lot of cunning. Today’s story is one of growth, both literal and metaphorical, and the importance of preserving the things that bring joy to our lives. So, grab your sense of humor and a bamboo shoot (for snacking), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Bamboo Brouhaha: A Tale of Growth, Cunning, and Feline Diplomacy.


The Bamboo Forest

It all began when the farmer decided to plant bamboo on the side of the farm. At first, it was just a few spindly shoots, but before long, the bamboo grew… and grew… and grew. It became a towering forest of green, a magical playground for the animals. The chickens loved to scratch and peck among the roots, the cats (including yours truly) enjoyed lounging in the shade, and even the pigs and dogs found joy in exploring the dense thicket.

“It’s like our own little jungle!” Doris the hen squawked, flapping her wings in delight.

“Jungle!” Harriet echoed, tilting her head.

“Head!” Lillian added, fainting dramatically onto a pile of bamboo leaves.

Even Rufus the dog, usually more interested in napping, couldn’t resist the allure of the bamboo forest. “It’s the perfect place to hide from the mailman,” he said, wagging his tail.

But not everyone was thrilled with the bamboo’s rapid growth. The farmer, ever the practical man, began to grumble about how the bamboo was taking over the farm.

“This bamboo is out of control,” the farmer muttered, scratching his head. “It’s blocking the sunlight, taking up space, and who knows what kind of critters are hiding in there. I’m going to have to cut it down.”


The Animals’ Outcry

When the animals heard the farmer’s plan, they were horrified. “Cut it down?!” Doris squawked, her feathers puffing up in alarm. “But it’s our favorite place to play!”

“Play!” Harriet echoed, flapping her wings.

“Wings!” Lillian added, fainting again.

Even Porkchop the pig, usually more interested in food than foliage, spoke up. “I like the bamboo,” he said, munching on a bamboo shoot. “It’s crunchy.”

I knew I had to do something. “Don’t worry,” I said, flicking my tail. “I’ll handle this.”


Sir Whiskerton’s Plan

I gathered the animals for a meeting. “Alright, team,” I said, pacing back and forth. “We need to convince the farmer to leave the bamboo alone. But we can’t just tell him. We need to show him why it’s important.”

“How do we do that?” Rufus asked, tilting his head.

“Simple,” I said, smirking. “We make the bamboo indispensable. We make it so valuable to the farm that the farmer can’t bear to cut it down.”


The Bamboo’s Hidden Benefits

The first step was to highlight the bamboo’s practical uses. With the help of Chef Remy LeRaccoon, we created a delicious bamboo-based meal for the farmer. “Bamboo stir-fry,” Remy said, presenting the dish with a flourish. “A culinary masterpiece!”

The farmer, intrigued, took a bite. “Hmm,” he said, chewing thoughtfully. “Not bad. But I’m still not convinced.”

Next, we enlisted the help of Lester the Tattooed Pig, who used the bamboo to create a series of stunning artworks. “Look at this,” Lester said, showing the farmer a bamboo sculpture. “It’s art, Farmer. Pure art.”

The farmer scratched his head. “It’s… interesting. But I still think the bamboo has to go.”

Finally, I decided to appeal to the farmer’s sentimental side. With the help of Count Catula, we staged a dramatic performance in the bamboo forest. The chickens clucked in harmony, the dogs howled a haunting melody, and Count Catula recited a poem about the beauty of nature.

“The bamboo, oh bamboo, so tall and so green,
A sanctuary for all, a magical scene.
To cut it down would be a crime,
For it brings us joy, time after time.”

The farmer, moved by the performance, wiped a tear from his eye. “Well,” he said, “I suppose the bamboo does have its charms.”


The Moral of the Story

As the farmer agreed to leave the bamboo forest intact, the animals reflected on the day’s events.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, the things that seem like a nuisance can bring the most joy. And while it’s easy to focus on practicality, it’s important to preserve the things that make life beautiful—whether it’s a bamboo forest, a favorite pastime, or a moment of shared laughter.


A Happy Ending

With the bamboo forest saved, the farm returned to its usual state of peaceful chaos. The animals continued to play and explore among the towering stalks, and even the farmer found himself enjoying the shade and serenity of the bamboo.

As for me, I returned to my favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that I had once again saved the day. The bamboo was safe, the farm was at peace, and all was right in the world.

And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new challenges, and hopefully, no more bamboo-related brouhahas. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

I am a retired LAPD Sergeant.

Yes, while on-duty and working undercover.

We were working commercial burglaries in a industrial area of Los Angeles. It was about 1 AM and we were in an undercover car and dressed in dirty clothes. We had a code 5 in the area (means other officers stay away). Shortly, we saw a vehicle behind us and it had a red spotlight pointed at us. We pulled over and got out of the car. We DID NOT identify ourselves as police officers. We wanted to see where this was going to go. It was a single person in in a security guard uniform; he had a gun and badge.

After we stepped out of the vehicle, he started to search my partner and as he did, I took a few steps back. As he was searching my partner, he felt my partner’s gun and asked “what is that, a gun?” My partner said yes, and at the same time, I said “And so is this”, pointing my Beretta at him, and said “and we ARE the police.” My partner took a few steps away and similarly pointed his service weapon at this idiot, who provided no resistance. He was cuffed and rendered safe.

Needless to say, this person was a bit surprised, like “pee in the pants time” when he realized that his day was going to get a whole lot worse.

As it turned out, this idiot was the commercial burglar we were looking for. His car was full of stolen property. He went to jail, his car went to car jail. My partner and I had a drink after work, laughing on how stupid this guy was.

It was a great night.

Men Have Been Waiting To Hear This

Not at all.

A few years back, a collegue of mine bought a BMW M4.

Excited as we all were, those of us in the same department went out taking turns at driving it.

Who never dreamt of driving a sports car?

All that I could remember was how utterly disappointed I felt, slowing down extra for the speed bumps, listening to the constant gonking and vibration of the engine, which felt like I was driving a tractor, the dark and tiny space inside, etc.

But aren’t sports car supposed to be like this?

Then it dawned on me that I was already preconditioned by newer tech, EV.

Earlier that year I had already test driven a Zeekr 001 which felt faster in the acceleration, lighter on the wheels, so much smoother with its adjustable air suspension, definitely much quieter, with huge internal space of a station wagon and a panoramic glass roof. And it costs only 1/3 of the M4.

If I ever buy a sporty hatchback, it’ll have to be an EV. And European EVs, Porsche included, aren’t so hot right now. Except for the $13k ID3, which are selling much better in China after the price slash.

My son works for a company that sells pumps. These are high end pumps. When Trump first announced the tariffs he received a call from a supplier in California. They offered to send him all the pumps he would need for a full year and they could have them delivered immediately. The sales person told him that their company had told their sales reps to call all of their clients in Canada and that they had trucks ready to deliver them.

My son told them that his clients had now been coming to him and suggesting they did not want pumps made in the USA and asking if there were alternatives. There are great pumps made in Italy. The sales rep said that they had been hearing the same things from all of their Canadian clients.

There are alternatives. It used to be less expensive to buy US products due to transportation but with tariffs it is not just as cheap to buy products made in the EU or Asia. Canada will impose reciprocal tariffs on US made products as will other countries like Mexico and the EU. American manufacturers will find their markets in other countries drying up.

There are alternatives to buying American and we will find them.

In Canadian markets now there are signs on the shelves indicating which products are made in Canada and which are American. We will avoid and already are avoiding American made products.

Trump will ruin the American economy. You will get what you asked for.

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Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story that includes someone saying, “We’re not alone.” view prompt

Heather OMara

It was another dull Thursday night.  My mother was working the late shift.  My job was to feed my sister, Emma, and I fish sticks, also to make sure we stayed out of trouble.  Emma forced me to watch her favorite show, “Friends”.  As I lie there on the couch, my eyes glued to the television, I wondered if these people ever went to work.  Also, how does a waitress in a coffee shop make enough money to pay for rent in New York City?

 

Just then I heard the beep signaling the washer was done, I was pulled back into reality.  I dragged myself from the couch, crossing the living room and switching the load to the dryer.  I knew I didn’t miss any key plots points.  Several laugh tracks played as I returned to the couch, placing the basket of dry laundry at mt feet and began folding.

 

That’s when an odd bright light flashed through the front window and froze on the wall.  At first, I thought it was our mother ending her shift earlier.  But something was different.  I know we weren’t expecting anyone else to pull into the driveway.  You couldn’t confuse our ranch house as the next one was a half mile up the road.

 

That’s when Emma turned and brought herself up on her knees to lean on the back on the couch.  She reached to pull back the curtains and narrowed her eyes.

 

“Hey,” She whispered, not sure who she was worried would hear her.  “Sarah, there’s some black limo or something out front.”  She said moving her head towards the window.  “Look.”

 

“Do you see anyone getting out?”  I asked as I walked towards her.  In this part of Texas, the only thing we’re used to seeing is are mostly trucks.  Our Grandma did have a fancy sedan she drove only to the market or church.

 

“No, but there seems to be little lights inside.”

 

I knelt on the couch with her, pulled the opposite curtain.  It had a sleek shine to it and more curvy than other cars I’d seen.

 

“Let me check it out.”  I say standing and walking towards the front door.

 

“Mom told us not to open the door for anyone.”  Emily stated firmly.

 

“I’m opening the door for myself.  Besides, it’s so black out there.  These people must be lost.”

 

I opened the front door, hearing its familiar whiney creak.  Pushing the storm door open, it dragged across the welcome mat.  I looked again at the vehicle and decided to walk a few paces, I made it to the passenger’s side the windows must have been tinted as all I saw where flickers of light around the dashboard.  The window began to roll down slowly.

 

That’s when everything faded to black.

 

I felt nauseous as I opened my eyes, seeing what looked like my sister above me.  Her face was full of panic.  Something was different about her face.

 

“Oh Sarah, you scared us again.”  She said.

 

I tried to sit up, but she placed an arm on my shoulder gently pushing me back down.  That’s when I got a good look at her.  She still had dark brown hair, but it was cut much shorter.  She had crinkles around her eyes, and I wondered if she’d gotten into mom’s makeup again.  Although, she didn’t look as silly as she had in the past.

 

That’s when I heard children laughing and two kids on bikes pedal by.  I feel something rough under my hands on either side.  Was this cement?

 

“Matt, when is the ambulance coming?”  She asked someone in the distance.

 

I turned my head seeing a man jogging down a flagstone path.  He seemed familiar, but from where?  There was a large stone house behind him, and I notice pretty flower beds.

 

“They’re a few minutes away.”  He says trying to catch his breath.  “How long was she out this this time?”  He asks.

 

“It was longer, five minutes maybe.”  Emma says worriedly.

 

Are they talking about me?  How does Emma know this guy?

 

“Oh, wow.”  He says as his eyes widen.  I felt I knew that voice, but from where?

 

“Where am I?”  I ask Emma.

 

“This is your house, sweetie.”  Says Emma sounding motherly now.  “Matt” comes up and kneels beside her, takes my hand and I pull it away.  His face falls.

 

“Do you think she hit her head?”  Matt asks Emma.  “It’s like she doesn’t know me.”

 

“This is way worse than the first time when we were kids.”

 

“What time?  What happened?  Aren’t we still kids?”  I ask feeling really disoriented as my mouth does dry and I feel my hands begin to sweat.  I look down from Emma’s face noticing how different her body is, it’s not the one of the twelve-year-old I just walked away from on the couch.

 

I hear the Ambulance approaching now, its doors flung open.  Both Emma and Matt make room for paramedic to kneel beside me and flash a light in my eyes.  He takes my pulse and asks my name.

“Do you know what today is?”  He asks and I see Emma come up beside him now.

 

“Thursday.”

 

He nods his head.

 

“Do you know the month and date?”

 

“Yeah, um, July 25, 1993.”  I answer.

 

That’s when Emma’s hand goes to her mouth.

 

“Ok.”  He nods.  He turns to another man who wheels a stretcher towards me.  The next thing I know, I’m being strapped down and hoisted into the vehicle.

 

My heart hammers on my chest and I feel my throat tighten.  I try to fight off tears, to be brave.

 

Emma follows the paramedic in, taking a seat on the bench.  Her face is overcome with worry and I’m just so confused.  I can’t hold back the tears any longer.  What is happening.

 

“It might be best if we sedate her.”

 

He cleans a place on my arm, I feel a pinch, and everything fades to black.

 

 

When I open my eyes, I’m staring at a white ceiling the fan rotating.  My head hurts and I rub the back of it.  It feels wet and I pull my hand towards me seeing it now coated with blood.  I’m lying on a very hard floor in a kitchen that must belong to millionaires.  That’s when I see a man rush towards me who looks like my sister’s friend Matt.  He has kind eyes and reaches for my face.  This time, I don’t recoil.  His thumb on my cheek is so soothing.

 

“Honey, Sarah, can you hear me?”  He asks desperately.

 

“Yes.”  I say slowly.

 

He must notice the blood on my hands and moves my head.  He looks up, then rushes to the sink, grabs a towel running some water over it.

 

“That must’ve been the noise.”  He says sounding frustrated.  He returns in seconds and cradles my head.  “Does it hurt?”

 

“A little.”  I say as my eyes feel heavy.

 

“Sarah, no.  Keep your eyes open.”  He insists.

But I can’t.

 

I open my eyes, everything around me is soft.  Soft sheets, soft blanket, soft pillows.  The entire room is white, except for the wood side table with a vase and what looks like eucalyptus leaves.

 

“You’re awake!”  Shouts a young girl, from a leather chair near my bed.  “It’s been so long.  But the doctor’s thought rest is what you needed.”

 

She looks so much like Emma, it’s uncanny.  Same shoulder length auburn hair, blue eyes and a dusting of freckles on her forehead.

 

“I’ll get dad.”  She says excitedly and runs out of the room.

 

Dad?  My father died when we were eight.

 

That’s when I see Matt in the doorway looking stricken.  He crosses the room in two strides.  He leans over enveloping me in a hug.

 

“I thought I lost you.”  He says in an emotional voice.

 

I close my eyes, I’m tired.

 

“Hey, Sarah, Sarah?”  I hear Emma in the distance and something cold on my forehead.

 

I look around and see we’re in front of our house.  I hear the opening of the storm door, my mother now running outside.

 

“Oh, thank god she’s back!”  My mother exclaims as my sister moves away.  My mother is now kneeling beside me and takes me in her arms.  She rocks me back and forth.

 

I notice a police cruiser parked in the driveway and hear the radio crackling.  There is a report of a missing girl and something about three days.

 

“Where have you been?”  My mother asks.

 

I have no answer.

 

“I swear mom, I looked out the window.  I saw her just walk and keel right over.”  Emma says dumfounded.

 

“I don’t want to hear any more stories, Emma.  No more things that went up in the sky.”  My mother says brusquely.

 

“It was the truth.  She was there, then she wasn’t.  That car, that thing lifted, the wheels folded in, and she was gone.  It was gone.”

 

My mother glares at Emma as two police officers come out from the house.  They walk towards us.

 

The first one is older, graying at the temples and has a paunch.  The second man seems young and fit.

 

“This her?”  the older officer asks.

 

“Yes, sir.  This is my daughter Sarah.”  Says my mother still holding me tight.

 

I hear the crackle of the radio reporting a found teen named Matthew Willis from two towns over.  Sounds like he was missing for three days.

 

My mother stands and begins speaking in a low voice with the officers.  Emma moves towards me.

 

“It’s been three days Sarah.” Emma says and I can’t decipher her tone.  “We’re not alone, are we?”  She asks her face now clearly clouded with fear.

 

“I don’t know what we are.”

My Grandfather in 1959.

He was with a group planning to camp in Yellowstone park. They had no sooner started to set up camp then he demanded, in his loudest, most demanding German fashion, they leave. They did.

That night the earthquake hit. The entire campground was buried. Where he was camped, there were no survivors.

The friends and family he was with grumbled all night about his irrational behavior. He made them drive for several hours before stopping. They felt the ground shake, but had no idea how bad it was until they heard the news reports.

The following day, they no longer grumbled.

Grandpa said it “felt bad,” he then noticed “a wrong silence” and the complete absence of birds. He also said there were no ants on the ground.

Why would China send their military planes to the continental USA when all their intercontinental missiles can reach any point on planet earth in around 30 minutes? That would be just sufficient time for Americans to gather all their loved ones, kiss each other goodbye, make their favorite drinks & snacks, sit down comfortably to watch the beautiful mushroom cloud. Trying to get out of any cities will be impossible due to humongous traffic jams as everybody tries to get out at the same time.

Get the idea of D-Day invasion out of your silly head because WWIII will be like this….

Currently, there are around 13,133 nuclear warheads and, to put that into perspective, it’s been estimated that it only takes 200–300 nuclear warheads to COMPLETELY & UTTERLY obliterate the ENTIRE UK.

Entire cities will become like this…

Cabbage Soup

Sausage and Cabbage Stew
Sausage and Cabbage Stew

Yield: 8 cups

Ingredients

  • 1 cup chopped onion
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 2 cups shredded cabbage
  • 1 (10 ounce) package frozen lima beans, cooked and drained
  • 1 cup sliced carrots
  • 1 cup diced potatoes
  • 1 cup chicken broth
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon paprika
  • 1/4 teaspoon pepper
  • 3 cups milk
  • 2 cups (8 ounces) shredded Cheddar cheese

Instructions

  1. Sauté onion in 2 tablespoons butter in a heavy saucepan until tender, about 3 minutes.
  2. Add cabbage, beans, carrots, potatoes, broth and salt. Cover; simmer until carrots and potatoes are tender, about 20 minutes.
  3. Meanwhile, melt 1/4 cup butter in a 4-quart Dutch oven. Blend in flour, paprika and pepper. Remove from heat; stir in milk.
  4. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir 1 minute.
  5. Remove from heat; stir in cheese until melted. If necessary, return to low heat to finish melting cheese. (Do not boil.)
  6. Add vegetables with liquid to cheese soup base. Heat to serving temperature.

I cancelled my subscription over this. I had been weighing it ever since the paper, or rather Jeff Bezos, decided not to let the editorial board endorse a candidate for President in the last election. That was a clear move to make Bezos less of a target for the Thief in Chief and his MAGA idiot base looking for people to harass.

It was an act of cowardice by a man clearly trying to curry favor with a presidential candidate, and I didn’t like it one bit.

Bezos is putting his thumb on the scale, and that is not what an owner of a legitimate media outlet is supposed to do. You report the facts, and your opinion pages ideally should have all sides if the philosophy driving the paper is to not be biased, to be a straight shooter so that people can weigh the arguments and come to an informed decision.

Thats why I never had a problem with writers like George Will, Ramesh Ponaruu, and Marc Theissen on the Post opinion pages even though I disagree with just about everything they write. We need to hear their arguments for their positions on issues by these people in their own words to evaluate them.

Bezos is effectively saying that if those opinions don’t support what he thinks “free markets” and “freedom” is, it will not be printed. We now know that the paper will be weighted in favor of the prevailing conservative/MAGA viewpoint. Not only will that be the only viewpoint, that also could mean there will be no check against the paper distorting or picking and choosing the stories the Post will report.

That should be unacceptable to people looking for information.

No, because Indonesia is not like Western countries and politics in Indonesia mostly discusses internal matters within the country.

Indonesian politics that discuss foreign affairs only discuss diplomacy or bilateral relations and humanitarian assistance.

It is true that most of the basic needs of the people of Timor Leste are supplied from Indonesia, but this is purely trade with no ulterior motives. Sorry, that’s Australian custom, not ours 😀

Montaain border market in East Nusa Tenggara Province, here the people of Timor Leste can shop with easy conditions. All you need is a pass card and currency exchange services are also provided.

The aim of building this market is so that the people of Timor Leste do not have to enter Indonesia illegally in order to be able to farm to meet their basic needs.

https://bnpp.go.id/berita/geliat-pasar-di-plbn-motaain-rawat-harapan-hidup-warga-timor-leste

Without the need for political tactics or deception such as sharing oil field profits, Indonesian social culture has a strong influence in Timor Leste.

Just look at the restaurants, street vendors, schools, and grocery stalls there, they are very similar to those in Indonesia and sell many Indonesian products.

I was stopped by the NC highway patrol and issued a seat belt violation. I wadded up the ticket and threw it on the floor. He started going off on me and i told him …. “Relax that’s how i keep all my documents. “ After he told me “Ill be looking out for you” I laughed and told him “ I live on the other side of the state and if you were observant you would have noticed that on my license. ” He left in a huff

China is the world’s largest trader, the top partner with 3/4 of the world’s nations. It does not have a policy of self-sufficiency. US tariffs of China’s exports have no effect on its trade policy.

Semiconductors are an exception. Once it imported over $400 billion of them. Trump threatened to cut off its supply. At that time, it did not have its own industry, and it was across-the-board highly dependent on US tech, even in government administration. Of course, China has to protect itself.

US wielded great power, its own plus extraterritorial power. It threw everything at Huawei and forced the Collective West to do likewise. Japan and Netherlands are barred from selling chips making equipment of China.

These are sanctions not tariffs.

Tariff hurts both sides, US thinks it is sure winner. China thinks no one wins. Between the 2 countries, it is likely that US hurts itself more than it hurts China. The consensus of studies done on Trump’s tariffs during his first term – 20% to 25% on Chinese exports worth over $400 billion are:

US consumers paid most of the tariffs. Equivalent to an additional annual household tax of over $600, and degraded GDP by about 1/2 percentage point. China’s trade surplus with the US did fall, but overall, its exports continue to thrive. In 2024, it had a trade surplus of $990 billion, an unprecedented sum in the annal of international trade.

China is now far less dependent on exports to the US. They were worth about $400 billion in 2024, only 2.4% of GDP vs over 4% during Trump 1.0.

This is still a large quantity and variety of goods. The 10% additional tariff will still be paid by consumers. If prices ex-tariff are too high, US will have to source them elsewhere. But uncertainties are pervasive. Trump’s tariffs are universal. And there will certainly be retaliations.

Tariffs are by nature inflationary. No doubt there are contributory of the inflation situation in the US, although most of it was from the trillions of dollars injected into the economy to salvage it during Covid-19. It looks prospective that US consumers are into an interesting time.

Rednote Exposes The Truth About China, Americans Left Shocked!!!

While it’s important to ponder life’s big questions, it’s equally important not to forget the little things—like feeding your animals

China has already surpassed the USA in many areas—the combined aggregate of all these soft powers shows that China overtook the USA long ago.

  1. China wiped out almost all the food insecurity from China.
  2. China wiped out virtually all the drug addicts.
  3. China surpassed almost all the previously high standards of infrastructure.
  4. China wiped out almost all people experiencing homelessness from China.
  5. China has developed very affordable, safe, mass-scale public transportation.
  6. China’s leaders are qualified, relatively less corrupt, and have a mission not to leave anyone behind.
  7. China’s cities are clean and work like clocks.
  8. China’s law and order works
  9. China wasted zero dollars on useless wars.
  10. China has mastered the arts and science of MASS SCALE PRODUCTION.
  11. China’s punishment for lawbreakers is very effective and prompt.
  12. Next, a few centuries belong to China, like it or not.
  13. Chinese population is very disciplined and highly productive.

Rest assured, the jobs lost in China are not returning; these are empty slogans.

The former so-called Advanced Countries are dying a painful death; some may not even exist on the world map.

14. The former so-called advanced countries developed a new generation of lazy, complacent people who lack self-pride and dignity in their love of labour.

This was round one.

The second round will not be on low-end plastic toys.

Stay tuned for high-end products and assault on backroom office jobs.

This is just the beginning.

Visit China and open your eyes: Seeing is believing. Western glory days are over.

I hope it helps

Putin is an intelligent strategist.

One thing at a time. Get to end the war first. When NK has to send troops to Russia to help out in the Ukraine war, it means Russia’s casualties is not small. So, end the war is the priority.

It is not necessary that Russia starts to use western stuff, but if using (some) western stuff can help end the war, it is not a bad idea.

I dont think Russians, esp Putin, will forget their lesson. At least not so soon.

See, Trump offered to let Russia join G7. Russian diplomat replied: G20 is good enough. (Russia is a member of G20).

Let us watch.

I had a boy in my 7th grade homeroom who did a lot of things that were very unusual for his age.

He would run around the room with his sweatshirt pulled over his head and arms and pretend to be a plane, he would make animal noises and rip up little bits of paper and try to eat it, to name a few.

He was completely ostracized by the other kids, except for two very sweet girls who spoke to him with kindness and tried to include him.

One day when he was absent, I took the two girls aside to thank them for the kindness they showed this boy.

One of them looked at me with wide eyes and said, “oh, we’re not doing it to be nice! We think he could be a school shooter one day, and we don’t want him to kill us!”

I was pretty much stunned, as that was my first year teaching, so I hadn’t yet figured out that the only thing predictable about middle school kids is that you can’t predict their thought pattern or behavior.

I stammered something like, “well, whatever the reason, thank you for being nice to him.”

Three years later I transferred to the high school and had this boy in class again.

By that point he had matured a lot.

Although still quirky, he wasn’t quite so different from the other kids and had managed to make a small circle of close friends, including a girlfriend.

I enjoyed having him in class and am happy to report that he never went on to be a school shooter.

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A feature of many anti-China media articles is that while admitting China is making progress, there is a hidden price for this progress.

So I decided to have some fun and write some headlines I would like to see, but have not seen so far.

I am thinking about submitting these ideas to The Economist or The Financial Times so that their journalists can write articles to go with the topics.

What do you think?

  • “China has lifted 600M Chinese out of poverty over the past 40 years, but what is the price?”
  • “Chinese university graduates leave school without student loan debt, but what is the price?”
  • “China is not involved in any foreign wars, but what is the price?”
  • “Chinese women can walk on the street late at night without fear, but what is the price?”
  • “Chinese homeowners don’t have to pay property tax every year, but what is the price?”
  • “Chinese schoolchildren don’t have active shooter drills at school, but what is the price?”
  • “Chinese EVs are more technologically sophisticated and cheaper than in any other market, but what is the price?”
  • “China has actively arrested and prosecuted corrupt government officials, but what is the price?”
  • “China is leading in almost every field of applied research, but what is the price?”
  • “Chinese generally trust their government more than westerners, but what is the price?”
  • “A Chinese family of four can spend only $50 a week to buy food for a week, but what is the price?”
  • “Chinese are not forced into bankruptcy by medical emergencies they cannot afford, but what is the price?”
  • “China has almost no homeless, but what is the price?”

When I worked at a bank I had a customer call in about their new mortgage. This wasn’t some naive 20 year old. This guy was somewhere in his forties. He wanted to know what this unauthorized “interest” amount was that part of his payment was going to on his statement. When I carefully explained that the interest was the amount that he was paying to the bank in order to borrow the money from us, he was incredulous. “Do you mean to tell me that not only am I paying back the amount I borrowed, but I have to pay interest too!?”

“Well, yes,” I said. “That’s how loans…work.”

“Why would I have to pay to borrow the money from you guys?”

“That’s how banks earn money. It’s why we offer loans.”

“Well I don’t want to pay the interest.”

“I’m sorry, sir, but I’m afraid that’s not an option. If you don’t pay your whole payment the bank will foreclose on your mortgage and take your house.“

If you’ve ever taken out a mortgage, you know what a long, detailed process it is signing all those closing documents. It’s not like your interest rate (or the fact that you have to pay interest at all) is in any way hidden!

I had another guy who called shortly after paying off his home loan.

“Yeah, so I was looking over my records, and it looks like we paid you guys a lot of interest over the life of the loan. Now that we’ve paid the loan off, I’d like to get some of that back.”

”I’m sorry, but I’m afraid we don’t offer refunds on finance fees.”

It baffles me that people sign a contract and think things are negotiable after the fact. These weren’t predatory interest rates either, just people who apparently thought the bank was in it for the fun of it.

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Philosophical Farmer: A Drumming Dilemma

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another whimsical adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a farmer lost in deep thought, a piñata with existential questions, and a beatnik cat who’s too busy drumming to notice the chaos around him. What follows is a story filled with laughs, philosophical musings, and a moral that will leave you pondering life’s great mysteries—or at least chuckling like a cat who’s just discovered a sunbeam. So grab your sense of humor and let’s dive into The Case of the Philosophical Farmer.


The Farmer’s Deep Thoughts

It all began on a quiet morning, as most peculiar things do. The farmer, a man of few words and even fewer quirks, had been standing in the barnyard for hours, staring intently at Bartholomew the Piñata. Bartholomew, for those unfamiliar, is a piñata that the farmer talks to from time to time. The animals had long since stopped trying to understand why, but today was different. Today, the farmer was engaged in a very long philosophical discussion.

“But Bartholomew,” the farmer said, stroking his chin, “if life is just a series of random events, then what’s the point of it all? Are we merely puppets in a cosmic play, or do we have free will?”

Bartholomew, being a piñata, said nothing. But that didn’t stop the farmer from continuing.

“And what about happiness? Is it a destination or a journey? Or is it just… candy inside a piñata?”

The animals exchanged confused glances. The farmer had been at this for hours, and no one had been fed. The chickens were clucking in protest, the cows were mooing in hunger, and even the usually laid-back pigs were starting to grumble.


Jazzpurr’s Bongo Beat

Enter Jazzpurr the Beatnik Cat, the farm’s resident poet and bongo enthusiast. Jazzpurr had been lounging in the shade, strumming his lute and composing haikus about the meaning of life, when he overheard the farmer’s conversation.

“Wow, man,” Jazzpurr said, his eyes wide with fascination. “This is some deep stuff. Far out!”

Inspired by the farmer’s philosophical musings, Jazzpurr grabbed his bongo drums and began to accompany the discussion with a rhythmic beat. Thump-thump-thump went the bongos, as the farmer and Bartholomew delved deeper into existential questions.

“Is the universe infinite, or is it just… really big?” the farmer pondered.

Thump-thump-thump went Jazzpurr’s drums.

“And what about love? Is it just a chemical reaction, or is it… magic?”

Thump-thump-thump.

The animals, however, were not impressed.


The Animals Revolt

By midday, the farm was in chaos. The chickens, led by Doris the Hen, marched up to the farmer, clucking furiously.

“Farmer!” Doris squawked. “We’re starving! What about our meaning of life? It’s food!”

“Food! But also so important!” Harriet clucked.

“Important! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting dramatically into a pile of hay.

Lucille the Parakeet, who usually kept to herself, even flew down to join the protest. “Chirp-chirp!” she tweeted. “Feed us, or I’ll start reciting my poetry! And trust me, no one wants that!”

Big Red the rooster, the farm’s most curious (and clumsy) rooster, tried to intervene by crowing loudly, but the farmer was too engrossed in his conversation to notice.

Finally, Rufus the Dog and Porkchop the Pig decided enough was enough. They approached me, Sir Whiskerton, with a plea for help.

“Sir Whiskerton,” Rufus said, wagging his tail. “You’ve got to do something. The farmer’s lost in thought, Jazzpurr’s too busy drumming, and we’re all starving!”

“Yeah,” Porkchop added, munching on a stray turnip. “Even I’m running out of snacks, and that’s saying something.”


The Investigation Begins

I stretched lazily, flicking my tail. “Very well,” I said. “I shall investigate this… philosophical crisis.”

I padded over to the farmer, who was now deep in conversation with Bartholomew about the nature of reality.

“Farmer,” I said, interrupting his train of thought. “While I admire your intellectual pursuits, the animals are hungry. Perhaps you could postpone this discussion until after feeding time?”

The farmer blinked, as if waking from a dream. “Oh, Sir Whiskerton! I didn’t see you there. I was just pondering the meaning of life with Bartholomew.”

“Yes, I noticed,” I said dryly. “But while you’re pondering, the chickens are pecking at each other, the cows are mooing in protest, and Porkchop is considering a hunger strike.”

“A hunger strike?” the farmer said, alarmed. “But Porkchop loves food!”

“Exactly,” I said. “This is serious.”


Jazzpurr’s Enlightenment

Meanwhile, Jazzpurr was still drumming away, completely oblivious to the chaos around him.

“Jazzpurr,” I said, tapping him on the shoulder. “Your bongo skills are impressive, but the animals need to eat. Perhaps you could take a break?”

Jazzpurr stopped drumming and looked at me with wide eyes. “But man, this is important! The farmer’s asking the big questions! What is life? What is love? What is… breakfast?”

“Breakfast is what we’re missing,” I said. “And lunch. And possibly dinner if this keeps up.”

Jazzpurr scratched his head. “Wow, I didn’t realize. I guess I got carried away. Far out.”


A Philosophical Solution

In the end, it was Jazzpurr who came up with the solution. He suggested that the farmer combine his philosophical musings with the practical task of feeding the animals.

“Why not make feeding time a meditation on the interconnectedness of all life?” Jazzpurr said, strumming his lute. “Like, every scoop of feed is a step on the path to enlightenment, man.”

The farmer, intrigued by the idea, agreed. He filled the troughs while pondering the nature of existence, and the animals were finally fed.


A Happy Ending

With the crisis averted, the farm returned to its usual state of cheerful chaos. The chickens clucked happily, the cows mooed contentedly, and even Bartholomew the Piñata seemed to smile (though that might have just been the way the light hit him).

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: while it’s important to ponder life’s big questions, it’s equally important not to forget the little things—like feeding your animals. And as for me, Sir Whiskerton? I’ll always be here to sort out the farm’s quirkiest dilemmas—no matter how philosophical they get.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

Good question.

I’m a pretty rough-around-the-edges person myself, and if I hadn’t seen this question, I wouldn’t have even noticed.

Your observation skills are quite sharp.

So, I did a quick search on the Chinese internet, and it turns out someone else has raised a similar question: why doesn’t he wear a suit and tie?

One person’s answer was that it’s because he wants to maintain his long-standing “tough guy” image, so he deliberately avoids formal attire.

I don’t quite understand how this helps maintain or reflect a “tough guy” image, but I’ll pass along this Chinese netizen’s opinion for you.

Deepseek v/s Open AI & ChatGPT, How a new advancements impairs the billion worth of intangibles

The world’s 500 richest people lost a combined $108 billion on Monday as a tech-led selloff tied to Chinese Al developer DeepSeek sent major indices plunging.

Billionaires whose fortunes are linked to Al were the biggest losers: Nvidia co-founder Jensen Huang saw his fortune fall $20.1 billion while Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison’s $22.6 billion loss was larger in absolute terms, but represented just 12% of his fortune, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. Tap the link in our bio to read more.

Technological Advancements:

DeepSeek has demonstrated groundbreaking AI capabilities, surpassing many US companies in areas like natural language processing, computer vision, and predictive analytics. This technological superiority poses a serious challenge to US dominance in the AI sector.

Market Disruption:

DeepSeek’s advanced AI solutions are disrupting various industries in the US, from finance and healthcare to manufacturing and transportation. This disruption can lead to increased competition, job displacement, and a shift in market power towards Chinese companies.

The sudden popularity of a Chinese artificial intelligence model called DeepSeek pummeled stocks Monday, with the tech-focused Nasdaq index down nearly 3.5 percent at the market open.

Investment and Innovation:

The success of DeepSeek has spurred increased investment in AI research and development within China. This has led to a “race” between the US and China to dominate the AI landscape, with significant implications for future technological advancements.

Thanks for vote.

The Poisoner’s Garden

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story that includes someone saying, “We’re not alone.” view prompt

Arlin Dixon

I broke into the Poison Garden on a dare. It’s always a dare with us. Something to break up the tedium of being an only child and completely neglected by parents who are trying to keep a roof over my head and don’t have time for childish games, thank you very much. Wallace is bored for other reasons. But I suppose you’ll question him later. Suffice it to say, he dared me to break in, so I did. At night. Alone. Well, not completely alone. There was somebody waiting for me there. As you well know.

Of course, I wore gloves. I’m not an idiot. There are warning signs and little skulls on black plates everywhere you look. Not that I could see very well. It was dark, as I said. He dared me to collect a sample of Brugmansia. I’m sure you know it. It’s intensely poisonous – despite its common name, Angel’s Trumpet. It has those lovely, dramatic flowers that are shaped like little trumpets and come in shades of peach and pink and gold. They smell quite pretty, too. But all in all, a boring choice given my options. You can get Brugmansia at any descent garden centre. Anyhow, that’s the one he selected, so that was my quest.

I climbed over the gate, and dropped lightly down onto the path. It was easy. The gates with their ominous lettering and heavy padlock were more for show than any real security. Would you like to know the most difficult place to sneak into? It’s not a bank, with their huge glass windows, or even an airport. It’s certainly not a garden. Well? Any guesses? A convenience store. Those things are bolted up within an inch of their lives. They don’t care how scary they look to their customers who may walk by at night when they’re all chained shut. No one is sneaking off with their chocolate bars. Well, almost no one. I’m not confessing. This is all just conversation.

I passed the hemlock and periwinkle, with their delicate purple blossoms daring you to pick them. I saw nothing by the foxglove or Christmas rose. Even the belladonna’s black berries looked untouched. It’s not a very big garden. I suppose the only reason I didn’t see him right away, holding out a blossom like a medal ready to be strung around my neck, was the dark.

There he was, grinning from ear to ear. He had never made such a big deal of me completing a dare before, so honestly, I was a bit confused. I took the blossom, wrapped it in a paper bag and tucked it into my pack. Then we sat on the fainting bench and had a snack. I took off my gloves, to avoid cross contamination, and ate an apple. It was Wallace’s idea of a joke. Apples being traditionally used in poisonings. At least in fairytales.

I had never seen him so giddy before. It was off-putting. It’s like watching your mother cry. It’s unsettling and I’d rather not be around when it’s happening. I finished my apple and told him I’d like to leave, but he shook his head and told me we can’t. I assumed he was about to do a double dare. Where you add on something at the last minute to up the ante. Like, I dare you to climb that tree…and once you’ve done it, I dare you to shake loose that hornet’s nest. It’s not technically against the rules, but it shows poor sportsmanship. In my opinion.

Wallace shifted from side to side, with his hands shoved under his bottom to keep them in place. He looked like he wanted to tell me a great joke, but wouldn’t. I got frustrated and eventually demanded, out with it. He leaned in close, buzzing with excitement, and whispered, “We’re not alone.”

The body was under the bench. Whoever it was, they were curled up, holding their knees, so I can be forgiven for not spotting them right away. No, I couldn’t say how they died. But given our surroundings… I’m not trying to be smart. All I’m saying, is that they were not stabbed, or garroted, or shot, or some other gruesome thing. They were just there. Slightly blue, and very cold. It looked like someone had decided to take a nap in a very strange place, and simply died.

I didn’t suspect Wallace. Not really. Not at first. He’s not a hands-on type of person. But then, poisoners typically aren’t, are they? Never mind me. I’m not accusing my best friend of murder. And if he accuses me, then he’s just scared, and you can tell him I said so.

Yes, I know now that it was a security guard. The night watch, whose presence would have made my visit more inconvenient, but surely, that isn’t a reason to kill. Wallace had never stepped in to assist with a dare before. Why do it now? And for something as quotidian as Angel’s Trumpet? It doesn’t make any sense. Unless, it was just for the thrill. Murder is certainly not boring. Not even to Wallace, who is otherwise bored of everything. I’m sorry. I’m stealing all your questions. Has anyone contacted his next of kin?

I didn’t want to move the body. It looked heavy. I put on my gloves, not for any concern of fingerprints, mind you, as I knew I was innocent, but he was a bit grubby. I didn’t know how long he’d been there. I didn’t want my fingers pushing in to anything they shouldn’t. I’d be cleaning my fingernails for weeks. I scooped up the arms and Wallace took the feet. I think I got the raw deal, since I was closest to his face. It wasn’t just blue. I could see the webbing of veins under his skin. And his tongue, sliding out of his mouth like a purple side of meat. Wallace just had to hold onto his socks. Oh yes, he wasn’t wearing any shoes. That was odd, wasn’t it?

We dragged him to the river, and dumped him in. I know. It wasn’t the right thing to do. We might have washed away some crucial bit of evidence. Something the murderer didn’t want you to see. I was scared. I thought if I just go along with the plan and make it home, I’ll call the police. Which I did. First chance I got. I’m not looking for adulation, and I’m certainly not saying Wallace is the murderer. He’s just a boy. What does he have against a security guard making his wages at a tourist attraction? It doesn’t make any sense. Ask him that, will you?

That’s all I really have to say. I suppose it will be a while before we talk again. Wallace and myself, I mean. I wonder if he’s had dinner? I haven’t, and I’m famished. I’m looking forward to a nice jacket potato when I get home. Melt some butter on that, a dollop of sour cream and a sprinkle of chives. Hits the spot. Just watch out for the green ones. Those things are deadly. Am I free to go?

Free trade only exists when Western has monopoly, otherwise, welcome to protectionism. 🤣

When the Chinese company bought the soon-to-be-closed VW plant, it wanted to buy an “empty shell” and was not interested in anything else about VW, especially VW’s labor unions. If nothing unexpected happens, Volkswagen’s labor union will eventually become an obstacle for Chinese companies to acquire Volkswagen factories, and there is a high probability that the acquisition plan will eventually be canceled.


You have to understand that it is not China that has overcapacity, it is Europe.

  • China’s huge industrial capacity relies on a stable and reliable supply chain system, high-quality science and engineering talents, a pro-industrial capital government, a huge domestic demand market (China’s domestic automobile sales account for 35% of global automobile sales, and domestic home appliance sales account for 38% of global home appliance sales. The consumption capacity of Chinese people is more terrifying than that of any other country in the world) and an advanced infrastructure system.
  • Europe’s huge industrial capacity relies on historical inertia, trade barriers and local protectionism, a large amount of government subsidies, the maintenance of trade unions and the pressure of public opinion for the livelihood of millions of workers.

Because Europe has too much Useless capacity, it is afraid that the share of high-end industrial products in global trade will be gradually replaced by high-quality and low-priced Chinese products, so it blames China for overcapacity.

In 2023, 76% of cars produced in Germany are exported, 58% of cars produced in South Korea are exported, 46% of cars produced in Japan are exported, and only 16% of cars produced in China are exported.

China’s automobile production is just enough to supply domestic demand, while three-quarters of Germany’s automobile production is exported. So who has the overcapacity?

Germany has a population of 84.48 million. Even if every person owns 4 cars, the domestic demand will only be this much, right?

  • Why did Germany build so many car factories to produce so many cars even though it knew its domestic market was very small?
  • Germany’s total population is only 84.48 million, but there are 70,000 people producing cars. Isn’t this very strange?
  • If German-made cars face export stagnation, how will the 70,000 employees make a living?

If trade barriers are abandoned and the principle of free competition is followed, in the era of electric vehicles, European car companies will be crushed by Chinese cars within five years. Whether in terms of technical level or cost-effectiveness, European car companies have long lagged far behind Chinese car companies.

If it were not for the pressure from the German government, Volkswagen would have wanted to close all 10 factories in Germany and transfer all production capacity to China.

No matter how stupid Volkswagen is, it knows that the automobile industry in the declining old continent of Germany will be ruined sooner or later. If Volkswagen wants to survive, it can only transfer as much production capacity as possible to the new continent of free competition in the Chinese market in the future, so that it can continue to burst out its innovative potential, otherwise it will die a slow death.

Remember, China is the largest automobile market with one-fifth of the world’s population. China’s middle class is larger than the entire US population.

~~back story~~

I worked in the kitchen at a hotel for the gourmet continental breakfast. The driver for the van was late, so I was asked to take the pilots and flight attendants to the airport. This was the first time I drove the van. I was pulling out of the airport drop-off and I released the steering wheel too quickly and hit another hotel’s van. I did not have a way to call my hotel because no one told me to pick up the radio. The guy that I hit, called for me, helped calm me down, and even more embarrassing, and helped me get back to my hotel. The van’s fender was close to the tire, so maintenance decided that it was out of commission until it could be repaired.

~~ The answer to the question~~

I was sitting in the breakroom waiting to start my shift. My boss came in sat down and was telling everyone what a lousy employee I was and how she had no say so in the hiring of me. She plans to make life hell for me so I would just quit. My boss continued to say, that the damage to the van was $17,000 and that if she was the general manager I would fire her so quickly, but for whatever stupid reason the GM likes her, and the guest like her.

A few people kept questioning the cost of the repair. They felt a new van could be bought for the $17,000 it would cost for repairs. Finally, it clicked for my boss. The cost of the repair was $1,700! The fellow employees were glad it was not the higher amount. One brave coworker turns to me and said, “Shelley., I bet you are glad it is only $1,700 instead of the $17,000?”

I stood up, and said, “Yes, now please excuse me, I think I need to talk to the general manager and see what I should do about working with a boss that thinks it is okay to spread rumors about me, lie about me and rather have me not work here anymore.”

Well, the manager got up, pushed past me, and went to talk to the general manager first. We all laughed because no matter what she said unless it was the exact truth, I had seven co-workers as witnesses to the conversation.

The manager was fired, and I was promoted!

In my experience, it’s a different story.

I once worked for a Western international company for 20 years, which had branches in both China and India. As a manager, I had the chance to work extensively with both Western and Indian colleagues. I found that the China branch had more influence than our Indian counterparts at the headquarter (located in a European town) simply because the China branch sold much more products and contributed significantly more profits to the headquarter.

During international meetings, our Indian colleagues’ eloquence and presentations often outshone those of the Chinese team, but the boss would frequently sit, listen, and remain unconvinced. During informal gatherings, the bosses would candidly say: “Indians talk a lot, but business there is just slow, very slow.”

The business world is driven by money. If you can buy more, you are a more valued customer. If you can generate profit for the company, you are a more valued employee. Earning respect is straightforward: buy more and make more profit. Simple!

Black Forest Potato Soup

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Ingredients

  • 4 medium potatoes, pared and cubed (4 cups)
  • 3 medium tomatoes, peeled and chopped (2 cups)
  • 1 cup celery, chopped
  • 2 medium carrots, chopped (1 cup)
  • 3 (10 1/2 ounce) cans condensed beef broth
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 2 slices pumpernickel bread, cubed
  • 1 cup sour cream

Instructions

  1. In large saucepan combine potato, tomato, carrot, celery, beef broth and bay leaf. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer, covered, for 20 minutes (or until vegetables are tender).
  2. Place bread cubes on baking sheet and toast in 350 degree F oven for 10 minutes.
  3. Remove bay leaf from soup before serving.
  4. Top each serving with toast cubes and a large dollop of sour cream.

Sometimes, the most unexpected solutions come from the unlikeliest of places

The picture above is of switchboard operators. For roughly a century, if you wanted to make a telephone call (first any call, then just long-distance and international), someone had to manually connect you. Thousands of workers – there were roughly 250k in the US alone at peak – performed this job until technology advanced and automatic exchanges put them all out of work. Very few people under the age of 50 have ever placed a call this way (AT&T phased out switchboards in the US by 1978), but this was once essential work to support the global economy.

When automatic exchanges were installed, were some operators no doubt upset about losing their line of work? Of course. Did some people no doubt suffer emotionally and financially from losing a job they thought was important? I have no doubt. But the vast majority of the switchboard operators who weren’t closing in on retirement eventually found something else to do, and therefore weren’t “jobless and broke.”

Since the late 18th century – when industrialization changed millennia of nearly all people being farmers – pretty much every generation has seen enormous changes in what it means to work, with old vocations dying out and new ones taking their place. I picked switchboard operators as an example, but literally many millions of people worked in jobs that have gone the way of the dodo due to machinery, the microprocessor, or the internet.

I’m not a blind proponent of AI, and I think that it could ultimately prove to be more disruptive than any of the aforementioned developments; certainly, if we’re being honest, some productive people will lose their jobs and struggle as a result. But if history has taught us anything, it’s that elimination of some jobs will likely result in expansion of others or the creation of jobs that we can’t even imagine right now. Even if the prediction in the question proves correct, nowhere near 100% of those impacted will wind up jobless and broke.

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Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Invisible Feed: A Fowl Fiasco

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another purr-fectly absurd adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a mad scientist raccoon, an invisibility potion, and a flock of very confused chickens. What follows is a story filled with laughs, chaos, and a moral that will leave you grinning like a cat who just discovered the can opener. So grab your sense of humor and let’s dive into The Case of the Invisible Feed.


The Mad Scientist’s Lab

It all began in the dead of night, as most ridiculous things do. Chef Remy LeRaccoon, the farm’s self-proclaimed “mad scientist,” had been hard at work in his gourmet laboratory—a ramshackle shed filled with bubbling beakers, glowing jars, and the occasional explosion. Remy was no ordinary raccoon; he was a culinary genius with a penchant for experimentation. His latest creation? An invisibility potion.

“Behold!” Remy declared, holding up a shimmering vial of liquid. “With this potion, I shall revolutionize the culinary world! Imagine invisible sauces, transparent truffles, and—dare I say it—see-through soufflés!”

Unfortunately for Remy, his grand plans were about to be derailed by two of the farm’s most notorious troublemakers: Squeakers the Mouse and Ratticus the Rat, Catnip’s bumbling henchmen. The duo had been lurking outside the lab, hoping to steal something valuable to impress their boss.

“Psst, Ratticus,” Squeakers whispered, peering through the window. “That potion looks fancy. Catnip’ll love it!”

“Yeah, but how do we get it?” Ratticus replied, scratching his head. “Remy’s got it locked up tighter than a farmer’s feed bin.”

“Leave it to me,” Squeakers said with a sly grin. “I’ve got a plan.”


The Great Potion Heist

Squeakers and Ratticus snuck into the lab, dodging beakers and ducking under tables. They reached the vial of invisibility potion just as Remy stepped out to “test” his latest batch of glow-in-the-dark pickles.

“Got it!” Squeakers hissed, clutching the vial. “Now let’s get out of here before—”

CRASH!

Ratticus, being the clumsy oaf he was, knocked over a shelf of jars, sending glass shards and mysterious liquids flying everywhere. In the chaos, the vial slipped from Squeakers’ paws and landed—splat!—right into the bucket of chicken feed.

“Oh no!” Squeakers squeaked. “Catnip’s gonna kill us!”

“Quick, let’s get outta here!” Ratticus said, dragging Squeakers out of the lab.

Unbeknownst to them, the potion had already begun to work its magic. By morning, the chicken feed had vanished—completely invisible.


The Morning Mayhem

The next morning, the farm was in an uproar. Doris the Hen and her flock were in a full-blown panic.

“Sir Whiskerton!” Doris squawked, flapping her wings wildly. “Our feed is gone! Vanished! Disappeared!”

“Disappeared! But also so outrageous!” Harriet clucked, waddling behind her.

“Outrageous! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting dramatically into a pile of hay.

I stretched lazily, flicking my tail. “Calm down, ladies. Feed doesn’t just vanish. Perhaps you’ve eaten it all already?”

“Impossible!” Doris declared. “We’re starving! Look, the trough is empty!”

I padded over to the chicken coop and inspected the trough. Sure enough, it looked completely empty. But then I noticed something strange—tiny peck marks in the dirt, as if the chickens had been pecking at nothing.

“Hmm,” I said, stroking my whiskers. “This is no ordinary case of missing feed. This is… invisible feed.”

“Invisible feed?!” Doris gasped. “How is that even possible?”

“I don’t know,” I said, “but I intend to find out.”


The Investigation Begins

My first stop was Chef Remy’s lab. The raccoon was pacing back and forth, muttering to himself.

“Remy,” I said, “care to explain why the chicken feed has turned invisible?”

Remy’s eyes widened. “Oh no! My potion! It must have spilled into the feed! This is a disaster!”

“A disaster?” I said, raising an eyebrow. “For whom? The chickens are the ones pecking at thin air.”

“But the potion was supposed to be a culinary breakthrough!” Remy wailed. “Now it’s ruined!”

“Well, you’d better come up with a solution,” I said, “before the chickens start pecking each other out of hunger.”


Feathers Fly

Back at the coop, the chickens were growing increasingly desperate. They pecked at the ground, at the fence, even at each other.

“I’m so hungry!” Doris clucked. “I’d eat a worm if I could see one!”

“A worm! But also so disgusting!” Harriet squawked.

“Disgusting! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting again.

Meanwhile, the geese were watching the chaos with amusement.

“Look at those silly chickens,” Gertrude honked. “Pecking at nothing like a bunch of headless birds.”

“Headless birds! Oh, I can’t bear it!” one of her fellow geese echoed.

“Enough!” I shouted, stepping between the chickens and geese. “This isn’t helping. Remy, do you have a way to reverse the potion?”

Remy scratched his head. “Well, I could create an antidote, but it’ll take time.”

“Time we don’t have,” I said. “The chickens are getting hangrier by the minute.”


A Feathery Solution

In the end, it was Porkchop the Pig who came up with a temporary solution. “Why don’t we just give the chickens some of our slop?” he suggested. “It’s not fancy, but it’ll fill their bellies.”

“Brilliant!” I said. “Porkchop, you’re a genius.”

“A genius! But also so smelly!” Harriet clucked.

“Smelly! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched.

With Porkchop’s help, we managed to distract the chickens with a trough of slop while Remy worked on the antidote. By evening, the feed was visible again, and the chickens were happily pecking away.


A Happy Ending

With the feed fiasco resolved, the chickens and geese agreed to put their differences aside—at least for the time being. Doris and Gertrude even shook wings (though not without some grumbling).

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: sometimes, the most unexpected solutions come from the unlikeliest of places. And as for me, Sir Whiskerton? I’ll always be here to sort out the farm’s quirkiest dilemmas—no matter how invisible they get.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

The predominant reason is the push to put on a 120mm mortar, which I am somewhat against taking the 105s off, and replacing them as there is merit to having them, and there is tremendous merit in having both.

Reason for the 120mm mortar is this. GPS guided rounds. Fired out of AC-130 at 30,000 feet. The idea is to essentially use them as glide bombs to give the crew more of a stand off distance away from enemy Stinger, SAMs, and MANPADs, it been years but the standoff distance I estimated, based on open source material I saw, was between 15 to 30km, so something like 9 to 18 miles. It was also set to be a breech loader, and not a traditional top loading mortar, so please don’t get them confused. An AC-130, speculativly, could also potentially do an aerial time to target type strategy where they launch 5 rounds in quick succession, and all the rounds strike simultaneously on the target at the same time. Potential for new tactics is high.

Problem is that it’s a 120mm. It makes a bigger boom that a 105, at least in the HE department. While it may be great for terrain displacement in rural areas(craters) its not so good at keeping civilian deaths to a minimum. There is also a point in that, if enemy armor is expected, an AC-130 with a 105mm howitzer can use it, and a Sabot round to destroy it, or whatever Transformer our guys might be up against.

My vote is for both weapon systems to be on it.

The media coverage of the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial

What hooked me the most about the Amber Heard trial was reading Youtube comments from female users. It was fascinating.

It was a time when I thought society was so polarized that, no matter how obvious of a monster Amber Heard was, women everywhere would reflexively flock to her aid, by virtue of her gender.

I thought Amber Heard’s now infamous line “Tell the world, Johnny, tell them I Johnny Depp, a man, I’m a victim of domestic violence too, and see how many people believe or side with you” was spot on. That no one will side with a rich, successful man on a domestic abuse dispute, no matter what the evidence shows.

Among the hundreds and hundreds of comments, almost every single one was proving me wrong. Overwhelmingly, women were expressing support for Johnny Depp, condemning Amber Heard, and even calling out some of her expert witnesses as misandrists.

It was the first time I heard that word being used unironically. It’s not even in Quora’s dictionary (go ahead, try it).

“I guess people are not so divided after all” I though.

It felt like a strangely beautiful revelation coming from this terrible trial. The majority is still able to see past superficial traits, and offer support to a victim regardless of their gender and social status.

Then the media coverage came in, and I understood why I doubted that to begin with.

To them, this was not an opportunity to bring people together under support of domestic violence abuse victims. It was instead an opportunity to spread hate and further erode the trust between social groups.

In spite of all evidence, almost every opinion piece was blatantly calling this an injustice.

And almost every headline was a creative interpretation of the truth where, even if not directly stated, they would side with Amber Heard.

Or, in the best case scenario, trying to make it seem like they were both equally guilty.

A jury has found both Amber Heard and Johnny Depp liable for defamation in their lawsuits against each other.

Instead of highlighting the reality that being a victim/abuser crosses gender lines, and advancing the discussion on domestic violence to a more sophisticated place, they decided to side with the abuser. They pushed a very divisive narrative, in spite of how obviously false it is, and the fact that we all saw the trial with our own eyes.

Men hate women. Women are helpless victims. That was going to be their predefined message, regardless of how the trial developed.

I don’t know what the possible reason for that would be. Not sure if it’s political, but it’s for sure evil.

I stopped believing anything I read in media after that.

The most important industrial projects that the Soviet Union helped China build during the period included 25 coal industry projects, 2 oil industry projects, 25 power industry projects, 7 steel industry projects, 11 non-ferrous metal industry projects, 7 chemical industry projects, 24 machinery industry projects, 1 light industry project, 2 pharmaceutical industry projects, and 43 military industry projects.

Without the complete set of technology transfer provided by the Soviet Union, it would have taken us a lot of effort and a long time. Therefore, the industrialization support provided by the Soviet Union in the early days of the founding of the People’s Republic of my country was objectively very critical.

Therefore, the Soviet Union has always been PRC’s enlightenment teacher.

The reason why the Soviet Union gave China such strong assistance was because the excellent performance of the Chinese People’s Volunteer Army during the Korean War allowed the Soviet Union to maintain its interests in the Far East and the balance on the Korean Peninsula without publicly sending troops. Therefore, the Soviet Union was very optimistic about the future geopolitical role of the PRC and had a certain sense of gratitude for China’s sending troops, which is why it gave China strong assistance.


For a country, foreign aid is important, but self-reliance is the foundation.

While China was accepting the Soviet Union’s Project 156 assistance, the Soviet Union also provided unremitting assistance to socialist countries such as Eastern Europe, Mongolia, North Korea, Vietnam, and Cuba.

The total value of the 156 projects that the Soviet Union assisted China was less than 10 billion rubles, but the Soviet Union’s aid to India was far greater than that of China, reaching a huge amount of 5.4 billion US dollars. The Soviet Union successively helped India build oil refineries, factories for heavy electronic equipment and precision instruments, as well as heavy industries and infrastructure such as power plants, hydropower stations, tar plants, and machinery plants.

At that time, the Soviet Union’s aid projects to India provided 1/3 of India’s steel production, 1/5 of electricity, 60% of crude oil, 30% of petroleum products, 80% of metallurgical equipment, and 60% of hydropower generation equipment.

Moreover, the Soviet Union’s aid to India only accounted for 5.9% of the total amount of foreign aid received by India during the same period. During the same period, the total amount of US aid to India converted into rupees was as high as 64.26 billion, accounting for 1/5 of the total amount of foreign aid received by India.

Because India was once a British colony and a member of the Commonwealth, India’s diplomatic environment in the world is far better than that of China, and it can purchase advanced weapons and equipment and scientific and technological science and technology without restriction without any effort.

But even so, with the United States and the Soviet Union concentrating all their advantages on India, India is still far behind China today.

When India was founded, its industrial base was better than China’s, it received much more foreign aid than China, and its diplomatic environment was far superior to China’s. But why didn’t it build a complete industrial system like China, and even its economy is far behind China now?

Obviously, the success or failure of a country not only involves many factors such as resources, funds, talents, technology, and diplomatic environment, but also has a lot to do with the ambition of a country and nation, the ability and determination of its leaders, and history.

Chris Miller

“In 1961 Dr Frank Drake made a list. He wrote down all the things you’d need to know to be able to predict the likelihood of finding intelligent extra-terrestrial life.” Dr Maurice Gaunt paced around his office as he delivered the lines that had opened dozens of freshman lectures. “Unsatisfied with his list, Dr Drake seasoned it with a few multiplication signs and realised that he’d done just that. The product was an estimate of the number of detectable civilisations in our galaxy.”

 

“Yeah, I’ve seen Cosmos with Carl Sagan. People have been messing about with the Drake equation for decades. Don’t tell me all you’ve done is come up with a new way to estimate one of the variables?” Cynicism was not exactly unusual in a journalist, but Ed Vane seemed hostile to Gaunt’s hypothesis before he’d even heard it. “Because you gave me the impression you had something a bit juicier than that.” Vane looked at his pad, not Gaunt, as he spoke.

Gaunt stopped pacing and looked at the small man in the threadbare office chair. The top of his bald head was almost camouflaged against the ossuary of obsolete computer equipment that scaled the ceiling-high shelves behind him. The dull, plaque-tinted plastic and nests of bundled cables were the exhausted tools of Gaunt’s trade, and the evidence of his inability to part with anything useful, even when it had ceased to be so.

“No. It’s a bit more than that.”

“A new equation altogether?”

“No. But I have a new factor. An essential factor that completely changes things.”

“Ok. Let’s hear it.”

Gaunt resumed pacing and addressing the class of hypothetical freshmen.

“N = R*•ƒ(p)•Ne•ƒ(l)•ƒ(i)•ƒ(c)•L, Drake’s equation. You know this. Its fame is possibly second only to E=MC².  R*: the rate of star formation in the Milky Way, home sweet home where we presently spiral. ƒ(p): the fraction of stars that have planets orbiting them. Ne…”

 

“The average number of habitable planets in a solar system.”

 

“Very good! Sing it with me now, f(l)…

 

“Thanks. But now we get to the tricky bit. The factors where we depend on estimations are where the legit minds have found themselves rolling around in the mud with the grassy knoll gardeners and conspiraholics Qanonymous. So please tell me you’ve got something I can get my teeth into and you’re not just rocking a tin foil Stetson.”

 

Gaunt had been doubted before.

 

“I’m more of a fedora man. Felt, not foil.”

 

“Because there have been some unkind rumours about the inspirations of some of your previous hypotheses.”

 

“In the information age anyone with anything to say must expect to hear back from an audience who don’t know how to listen. As I was saying; f(l) is the fraction of the habitable planets that might produce life. What’s life? Anything; flora, fauna, single celled, reality TV contestants. The bar is low. What matters is f(i), of those planets with life, which are home to intelligent life. Then f(c); which of the intelligent life forms develop radio comms, and finally L; the length of time the civilisation in question survives and attempts communication.”

 

“Ok. So what? So far I could have just watched a couple of Youtube videos and done some Googling. Spare me any more intro, I need to know what you’re up to here, and if it’s worth our time.”

 

Gaunt took a seat behind his cluttered desk. The introductory lecture was over. It was time for a seminar. He steepled his fingers and stared at the small bald man until he looked up from his pad, his eyes large and dark in the half light of the quiet office.

 

“What do the last four factors have in common?” asked Gaunt.

 

“They’re all estimates, open to wildly varying interpretations, potentially giving a vast range of results.”

 

“Yes, all estimates. Estimates based on us. Based on our experience and the data we have on our own existence and progress. This is necessarily the case; it’s all we have to go on. We must extrapolate from what we know.”

 

“Right. So what?”

 

“So, the data we have to go on has changed somewhat since 1961. Since the year Shepard chased Gagarin into space, we’ve been busy. The population of the world has more than doubled and our ability to observe human behaviour has completely changed. If we’re going to use ourselves as the basis of our estimations then we have to use a true, up-to-date version of ourselves.”

 

“Well that just alters the estimates. It’s not a new factor.”

 

“But there is a common factor. Something I’ve observed that stands alone. A monolith rising from the petri dish of human neuroses that is the internet. My new factor. When this new factor is applied to the equation it doesn’t just give us an idea of how many detectable civilisations there are in our galaxy, it makes it more or less impossible that we haven’t already detected them.”

 

“Or that they haven’t detected you.”

 

“Exactly.”

 

“So, what’s the factor?” said Vane, looking back to his pad, pen poised.

 

Gaunt was on his feet again. He turned to the window, extended a finger and split the venetian blinds with a metallic click. A muggy day under a duvet of grey cloud. A single student sat on the concrete wall next to the entrance to the humanities building. The student stared at their phone.

 

“I’m not sure what to call it. It’s been ‘The Monolith’, it was ‘The Universal’ for a while. For publication purposes I think we better go with ‘The X Factor’ but to me it’ll always be,” Gaunt splayed his fingers and stretched out an imaginary billboard above his head, “The Asshole Factor”.

 

“The Asshole Factor?”

 

“Indeed.”

 

“Because…”

 

“Because it is an inescapable fact evidenced by even the most cursory survey of the information published on the internet by a huge swathe of the world’s population, that people are, I’m sorry to say, assholes. Not all of them, present company excepted of course, but a significant number of the self-selecting narcissists who act out their lives online. So what? I hear you peevishly preparing to say – they’re self-selecting, not representative. But nonetheless they must be included in our calculations. If a significant percentage of us are assholes, then in order to be consistent, we must extrapolate on that basis.”

“You’re mad, Gaunt. You should drop this. For your own good.” Vane snapped the lid onto his pen and slipped it into his pocket.

“I must admit my reputation has been tarnished by some of my publications and public statements over the years, but what can I say? My research has occasionally benefited from motivating people to send increased amounts of online traffic my way.”

“You’ve been provoking people on purpose to prove your point and strengthen the hypothesis underlying your factor?”

“Yup. If you want to study the hive mind then sometimes you have to kick the hive.”

“So how does the inclusion of the Asshole Factor, The X Factor, lead you to the conclusion that contact has already been made?”

“Multiplication by the final factor increases the number of civilisations to such a level that we could barely avoid each other if we tried. We are not alone, Ed. And if we haven’t met them, it’s because they’ve chosen to remain hidden.”

Vane dropped his pad to the floor at his feet and stood with a sigh.

Gaunt turned casually back to the window and peeped again through the blinds. The student was gone. The slice of Earth he could see stood still and grey.

“And why do you think we chose to remain hidden, Maurice?” said Vane, his voice at Gaunt’s ear.

“My best guess on the data available, Ed…” Gaunt turned to face Vane who stood breath-smelling close to him. “Because you’re assholes.”

  “True,” said Ed, his face splitting vertically, opening into a black-gummed maw that slapped shut with a wet clap around Maurice Gaunt’s head.

My wife and I work for the same company. At the time my wife had been there over 9 years and I was just over 5 months. We both got Covid and were going to be quarantined for a week. In the middle of the week the owner of the company showed up at our house. I did not know what to expect when I opened the door. When I did she was standing back down the walkway and said that she thought we might need this. I looked down and there was a very large box of high-end food (pasta, soups, salads, breads, etc). There was more food than we could eat in a week. She gave us well wishes and left. The best boss I have ever seen in 35 years of work.

For many years, I held a negative to neutral view on CCP.

When I was a child, most of the time, it was my grandma who took care of me and told me all kinds of stories from folktales to ancestors and family experience, as my young parents were toiling in the fields to earn a living for them, for the old and the young. I always believe it’s my grandma who initiated my curiosity to the world then later on led my way to university and the opportunity to see and experience the world in and outside China. Of all these stories, my ancestor’s land interested me the most. Prior to CCP taking power, my grandpa’s father once owned ~20 hectares of land and this land was confiscated by the CCP government and distributed it to all the peasants in that village. My grandpa’s family could only retain a piece of land that is the arithmetic mean of all the villagers. Their life went from well off to poor…

For years during my childhood, from time to time, I would fancy it would be nice if CCP had not confiscated my ancestor’s land, I would possibly be rich…

After I went to school, I learned that CCP implemented a Socialist Land Revolution, the core part of which is to allow all peasants to have a piece of land under an Equal Land Allocation system. Doing so, some people with more land had to take the losses, willingly or unwillingly. My great-grandpa was one of them. Some other peasants, with this small land, could manage to survive most of the years, considering the fact that prior to 1980 China was basically an agricultural country with 80% of people, which is 800,000,000, living on a small piece of land.

Fast forward to the 1990s, after I graduated from college, I was hired by a European company in China. I had the chance to go abroad. Shocking was the word that could nicely describe my feeling on my first trip to Germany. The scale of the industry, the tidiness of the streets, the well-being of the people, the punctuality of the trains. After 1995, I had the chance nearly every year to visit my parents and grandma in the poorest part of China, a place which was identified by UNESCO as uninhabitable for human beings. Gradually I saw changes in the small village.

  • Fertilizers accessible to peasants at a subsidized price, which greatly increased the output of produce. For many peasants, even the subsidized price is heavy but revenue always outweighs the cost. Nowadays, chemical fertilizer is a norm.
  • Pesticides available to peasants at subsidized prices.
  • Electricity lines were supplied by the government to the village, and to each house in the village. With electricity, peasants could buy TVs and appliances, which could enrich life. I began to find my stay in the village not that boring. More importantly, with electricity, it became possible for the peasants to buy some electrically powered machines to process their produce, which largely increases efficiency. For my parents, an electrical dryer is just like magic, an Apollo for dehydrating the wolfberry.
  • Communication lines, wired and wireless, to the village by the government. I could make a phone call to my parents. From then on, we never wrote letters and sealed envelopes again.
  • Banking system available in the town which is 5km away from my parents’ home. My papa and mama each had a debit card which they could use for receiving money for selling their produce, for the wages when they helped with local construction projects, and for the pocket money I gave them from time to time.
  • Irrigation system, dams, and ditches, paid by the government, which greatly reduces the dependency on the weather (God as my grandma called it).
  • Agricultural machinery, tractors, and harvesters, available at a subsidized price from the government. This greatly improved the efficiency of farming and enabled a great number of peasants to leave their home village and work in the town.
  • Hardened road leads to the village by the government which again increases efficiency and makes it possible to use cars and trucks on a large scale in the village. Nearly every family now owns a car, most of them Chinese brand cars. Many own a semi-truck, again a Chinese brand. The village owns more than sufficient tractors and harvesters for the land the village has. This is constantly a problem for this village, many villagers are so keen on self-independence and the capacity is not fully used.
  • Tap water pipeline to the village by the government. Not only is it convenient but also the sanitation standard is much higher than water from a well or a river spring.
  • Health care. From 2003 on, my parents, as peasants, have access to a health care program, they need to pay from ~20 USD in 2003 to 60 USD in 2025 per year. This is a great relief for them and for me. This is a guarantee that a family won’t go bankrupt, into utter poverty, or into substantial debt.
  • Poverty Alleviation Project. This is a painful (I mean it) job for government staff and CCP members for decades. The hardship, efforts, and money they put into this project. They had no choice as this is a key KPI for their job performance. I am sorry to say, It’s much easier to get some people out of poverty materially than to lift them out of poverty in their mentality or mindset. Some people just would like to exploit this policy and try to sleep and eat on this policy. My uncle was/is a village leader and he has a lot to say about this. Anyway, this project also serves as a social bottom-line project so that no one is dying of hunger.
  • Compulsory Education, 9 years of compulsory education for children, no tuition. In this village, breakfast and lunch, which includes at least an egg plus a bag of milk, are paid for by the government.
  • ~20 USD/month basic allowance for peasants over 60 years old.

Have I forgotten something?

Yes, my grandma. She passed away 3 years ago in her 90s. In her last ~10 years, every time I met her, she would tell me she would like to live for more years as life nowadays is so much better than in the past. She would attribute all those to CCP and she even had a big poster of Mao Zedong for worship, burning incense and candles for him. Mao was the first CCP chairman and he and his colleagues laid some fundamental socialism doctrines for CCP.

From the change in my home village and the change in my grandma, my thoughts on CCP also changed from negative/neutral to positive.

Flash back to the town where I live and work. Year after year, we have got the industry, all sorts of industry, from light to heavy, from sea to space, from hardware to software. We have got technology, we are in the ballpark as far as the latest technology is concerned. With the change of landscape, with the experience we have at home and abroad, comes my perspective of the world. For a long time, we looked up at the world, especially at the developed countries. Gradually, we could look parallel at the world, even at the more developed world. When I had the chance to see the world horizontally, my thoughts on CCP were positive. It’s not an easy job. Putting me in that position, I would not do better, I am pretty sure!

Let me close this answer with a joke. When I talked with a youngster living in Germany about the punctuality of the German trains. I recalled the old days of perfect punctuality there. He told me: Nowadays the punctuality of the train system in Germany is like a joke. China high speed train is now better in this aspect.

No offense to my German friends, I admire and respect Germans as always. But you have your problems and we have our problems. The world is problematic. The party that admits the problem and does things to improve, rather talking and talking, is not a bad one.

Cheese Soup

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Yield: 2 1/2 quarts

Ingredients

  • 3 stalks celery, chopped
  • 3 scallions, chopped
  • 1/4 cup butter, melted
  • 2 (10 3/4 ounce) cans condensed chicken broth
  • 3 cups water
  • 2 carrots, scraped and grated
  • 2 cups (8 ounces) shredded American cheese
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried parsley flakes
  • 1/8 teaspoon pepper
  • Dash of hot sauce
  • 1 (8 ounce) container sour cream
  • 3 tablespoons sherry

Instructions

  1. Sauté celery and scallions in butter in a large Dutch oven until vegetables are tender.
  2. Add chicken broth, water and carrot, stirring well. Bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat and simmer for 30 minutes.
  3. Add potato soup and next 4 ingredients, stirring well. Simmer for 15 minutes.
  4. Add sour cream and sherry; heat thoroughly.

Absolute freedom does not exist. Freedom of speech also has red lines. Violations of the law and infringements on the rights of others are not allowed.

  1. China uses indirect elections to produce political elites rather than political stars, so there is no need for stage performances like actors. China does not have an American-style electoral system, and Xi does not need your vote. Therefore, the Clown Show of Trump and Harris insulting each other in the US election will not be staged in China.
  2. Xi is also a PRC citizen, and according to the PRC Constitution, he has the right to entrust the public prosecutor’s office to prosecute hate speech that demonizes him.

China has 800 million netizens, including over 400 million monthly active users on Weibo, who produce more than 30 billion pieces of information on a daily basis, and about 12,000 kinds of newspapers and periodicals.

It is fair to say that China, a country of the richest and most active thoughts, boasts the world’s largest information production.

What sort of logic is it to accuse China of having no freedom of speech?

What is the freedom of speech if it constitutes incitation to division, hatred, terrorism and extremism?


China is a country ruled by law. Whether you are guilty or not is determined based on your criminal behavior, not the nonsense you say.

I live in Changsha, Hunan Province, China. In the community park near my home, many elderly people gather every day, some of them dance square dance, and some do physical exercise.

Some of them openly express negative views about the government, Xi Jinping or the CPC, but they do not want to overthrow the government or engage in a color revolution, they just complain. Everyone laughs and forgets. No one took these nonsense words that were just to vent personal emotions seriously.

If someone makes negative comments, calling on people to overthrow the government, Xi and the CPC, inciting people to create terrorist incidents to confront, inciting people to throw bombs into the crowd, killing everyone present, or killing half or a third of the people present, do you think he should be arrested? Of course he should be arrested.

For example, Lee Ming-che, a party worker of Taiwan’s DPP, created multiple QQ groups during his stay in mainland China, with more than 2,000 members at most. He wrote and forwarded articles, books and videos that slandered and attacked the China’s political system through QQ groups, Facebook and WeChat platforms, inciting the overthrow of the China’s political system, indicating that “violent revolution” should be carried out, and even shared the formula for making explosives in QQ groups.

In March 2017, Lee Ming-che was arrested on suspicion of engaging in activities endangering national security. In November of the same year, he was sentenced to five years in prison and deprived of political rights for two years.

Should people who openly make negative comments about the government, Xi or the CPC and lead riots like the Hong Kong separatists be arrested? Of course they should be arrested.

In 2019, their criminal behavior has become an established fact.

So now some of these Hong Kong separatists have been brought to justice, and some have been wanted by the Hong Kong government.

Life is about balance, not endless repetition

Russia pays between 1900 to 2200 Rubles to extract one Barrel of Oil which costs nearly 3600 Rubles by the time it is ready for transport

This is around $ 35.16

This is the break even price for Russia

Presently Russia receives 5750 Rubles per Barrel from China (407 RMB per Barrel) and € 64.96 per Barrel from India

Additionally Russia also receives an average of € 78.90 per Barrel from the EU who buys from India

So Russia makes a lot of profits selling Oil today

To ensure Russias Oil Profits start dropping, Price of Crude must fall to below $ 55.73 per barrel which is what China is paying Russia

To reduce a lot, Crude must go to $ 45 or less per barrel

Unfortunately at this Price, the Americans will lose more money

Americans pay $ 27.50 on an average for a barrel of Oil (West Texas) to $ 36.50 for Shale Oil

So US Oil companies will need at least $ 47 a barrel to break even

So Price cuts of Crude to hurt Russia will hurt the US even more

Sir Whiskerton and the Circles of Circumlocution

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of dizzying circles, mischievous gnomes, and one very confused farmer. When Echo the Kitten starts following Pistachio the Ostrich in endless loops around Bartholomew the Piñata, chaos ensues. Add Gnomeo the Wandering Gnome into the mix, and you’ve got a recipe for a farmyard fiasco that only Sir Whiskerton and his pals can untangle. So, grab your sense of humor and prepare for a story filled with puns, peculiarities, and a moral that will leave you smiling like a cat who’s just discovered a sunbeam.


The Endless Circles Begin

It all started on a sunny morning when Echo the Kitten, ever the curious little shadow, decided to follow Pistachio the Ostrich. Pistachio, known for her absent-minded wandering, was pacing in circles around Bartholomew the Piñata, muttering to herself.

“This farm is so big,” Pistachio said, her long neck bobbing as she walked. “I never seem to get anywhere!”

Echo, delighted by the repetitive motion, trotted after her, mimicking her every step. “Get anywhere! Get anywhere!” she chirped, her tiny paws pattering in perfect sync with Pistachio’s larger strides.

Soon, the two were locked in an endless loop, circling Bartholomew like a pair of feathered and furry satellites. The farmer, passing by with a bucket of feed, stopped to watch.

“What in tarnation…?” the farmer muttered, scratching his head. He tried to follow their movements with his eyes but quickly grew dizzy. “Whoa, nelly!” he exclaimed, stumbling backward and dropping the bucket. “I need to sit down.”


Gnomeo’s Mischief

Just as the farmer was recovering from his dizziness, Gnomeo the Wandering Gnome appeared, his pointy hat tilted at a mischievous angle. Gnomeo, known for his love of pranks, saw the circling duo and grinned.

“Ah, what a perfect opportunity for some fun!” Gnomeo said, rubbing his tiny hands together. He pulled out a bag of glitter and sprinkled it in the path of Pistachio and Echo. As they walked through it, their feathers and fur sparkled like a disco ball.

“Ooh, shiny!” Echo said, pausing to admire herself. “Shiny! Shiny!”

Pistachio, however, was less impressed. “What is this? Am I… glowing? Oh dear, I hope I haven’t turned into a firework!”

Gnomeo cackled and moved on to his next trick. He tied a string of bells to Bartholomew the Piñata, so every time Pistachio and Echo passed by, the piñata jingled loudly.

“Jingle-jangle! Jingle-jangle!” Echo repeated, her tiny voice blending with the bells.

The farmer, now thoroughly confused, tried to intervene. “Alright, that’s enough! Stop this nonsense!” But as he stepped forward, he tripped over Gnomeo’s outstretched foot and landed in a pile of hay.


Sir Whiskerton Steps In

Sir Whiskerton, observing the chaos from his perch on the barn roof, sighed dramatically. “It seems I must once again save the day,” he said, leaping down with the grace of a feline superhero. “Ditto! Porkchop! Rufus! To me!”

Ditto the Kitten, ever the eager apprentice, bounded over. “To me! To me!” he echoed.

Porkchop the Pig waddled up, munching on a carrot. “What’s the plan, Whiskerton? Are we breaking up a dance party?”

Sir Whiskerton rolled his eyes. “No, Porkchop. We’re putting an end to this ridiculous circling before the farmer loses his mind—or his lunch.”


The Plan Unfolds

Sir Whiskerton devised a simple yet effective plan. Rufus the Dog would distract Pistachio with a squeaky toy, while Porkchop would lure Echo with a trail of cat treats. Ditto, of course, would follow Sir Whiskerton’s every move, echoing his instructions.

“Alright, team,” Sir Whiskerton said. “Let’s break this loop!”

Rufus dashed in front of Pistachio, squeaking the toy furiously. “Hey, Pistachio! Look what I’ve got!”

Pistachio stopped mid-step, her head tilting. “A squeaky toy? For me? How delightful!” She abandoned her circling to chase after Rufus.

Meanwhile, Porkchop laid out a trail of treats, leading Echo away from Bartholomew. “Come on, little one,” Porkchop said. “Follow the treats!”

Echo, unable to resist, trotted after the treats, her tiny nose twitching. “Follow the treats! Follow the treats!”

With the circling duo finally stopped, Sir Whiskerton turned his attention to Gnomeo. “Alright, Gnomeo,” he said, his tail flicking. “Your mischief ends here.”

Gnomeo, realizing he was outnumbered, held up his hands in surrender. “Alright, alright! I was just having a bit of fun. No harm done, right?”

“No harm done?” Sir Whiskerton said, raising an eyebrow. “Tell that to the farmer.”


The Moral of the Story

As the dust settled, Sir Whiskerton addressed the gathered animals. “Today’s chaos teaches us an important lesson: sometimes, we get so caught up in our own little loops—whether it’s wandering in circles or causing mischief—that we forget to look at the bigger picture. Life is about balance, not endless repetition.”

The animals nodded, their heads bobbing in agreement. Even Gnomeo looked thoughtful. “I suppose I could tone down the pranks,” he admitted. “But only a little!”


A Happy Ending

With order restored, the farmer thanked Sir Whiskerton and his team. “I don’t know what I’d do without you, Whiskerton,” he said, patting the cat on the head.

Sir Whiskerton smirked. “Neither do I, farmer. Neither do I.”

As for Echo and Pistachio, they found a new activity: napping in the sun. And Bartholomew the Piñata? He remained in the barnyard, silently watching over the farm, as enigmatic as ever.

The End.

Cabbage and Cheese Soup

This Cabbage and Cheese Soup was created by Chef Roberto Donna.

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Yield: 6 servings

Ingredients

  • 1 pound savoy cabbage
  • 1 quart beef stock
  • 2 mild Italian sausages (1/2 pound)
  • 8 ounces aged Cheddar cheese
  • 6 tablespoons butter
  • 6 slices country bread (about 1/2 inch thick), cut in half

Instructions

  1. Heat the oven to 325 degrees F (160 degrees C).
  2. Clean and wash the cabbage leaves. Cook in boiling water 5 minutes or until limp. Drain well and julienne the leaves. Set aside.
  3. In a 2 quart saucepan, bring the beef stock to a boil with the sausages. Simmer for 8 to 10 minutes until thoroughly cooked. Remove from the stock and cut into thin slices. Set aside.
  4. Cut the Cheddar cheese into thin slices. Set aside.
  5. Melt the butter over low heat.
  6. In an ovenproof casserole (preferably terracotta), arrange 3 of the bread slices. Layer with the cabbage, sausage, cheese, and remaining bread. Drizzle the top layer of the bread with melted butter. Gently pour the boiled stock over the top.
  7. Bake for about 30 minutes, until the top bread layer is crisp and the soup is thoroughly heated.
  8. Spoon into soup bowls. Season to taste.

香酥鸭 , 简史 xiāng sū yā , jiǎn shǐ

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History of Aromatic Crispy Duck

A classic dish of British-Chinese cuisine, based on the traditional and iconic Chinese dish 北京烤鸭 Běijīng kǎoyā or “Běijīng Roast Duck”

Běijīng Roast Duck is a high-end and high-status dish that was once the preserve of Emperors, and is now served in some of the finest restaurants in China

It requires extreme care and dedication to prepare over many days as it requires various repeated steps of, air-drying, marinating and finally slow roasting in specialist ovens to prepare these succulent ducks with a crisp skin

Běijīng Roast Duck being hand-carved by the chef at 全聚德 Quánjùdé , a duck restaurant in Běijīng

Aromatic Crispy Duck or 香酥鸭 xiāng sū yā was invented by the Chinese immigrant community in London’s Chinatown in the early 20thC

Chinese restaurant owners needed an affordable way to serve a dish that had the taste and impact of Běijīng Roast Duck or 北京烤鸭 Běijīng kǎoyā without the need for days and days of preparation, marinating, air-drying, and specialist roasting ovens

Běijīng Roast Duck being hung and air-dried

The solution was a central processing factory which would prepare ducks for the restaurant industry by first marinating them in Chinese spices, and slowly steam cooking them until soft and tender

These pre-steamed ducks were then delivered around the London restaurants, who rather than roast the ducks in the oven, would deep-fry each duck to order, to emulate that iconic crispy texture of Běijīng Roast Duck

An example of deep-fried Aromatic Crispy Duck

This marinated, steamed and deep-fried duck became known as Aromatic Crispy Duck or 香酥鸭 xiāng sū yā and became a beloved and popular dish on British-Chinese restaurant menus

The dish became so popular that it crossed borders and oceans, gracing Chinese restaurant menus as far afield as the USA, Canada and Australia

This small group of entrepreneurial restaurant owners in London’s Chinatown managed to influence Chinese cuisine around the world, introducing millions of people around the world to an affordable and easy to prepare version of Běijīng-style duck that could be made by small-scale family-run restaurants

Gerrard St, Chinatown, London c.1970

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Half Aromatic Crispy Duck

Served on the bone with traditional accompaniments:

  • 春饼 chūn bǐng or Spring Pancakes
  • 甜面酱 tiánmiànjiàng or Sweet Bean/Flour Sauce
  • 韭菜 jiǔ cài or Chives
  • 黄瓜 huáng guā or Cucumber

My early life was spent in the Jim Crow south where I was called N… Boy so much I thought that was my name. My mother had graduated high school (separate but equal), but my dad had to drop out of middle school to help with the farm. During the time in the south, we were taught not to trust and dislike white people, which was easy to understand after seeing the way we were treated when we went into town(separate bathrooms, water fountains, not being able to stand up to a white person, I think you get the point). When I was ten years old, tragedy struck. My uncle was murdered by the KKK, and our farm was lost due to a bank loan with a DOD (due on demand) clause. Now I must state that in the justice system in the Jim Crow south, no matter what evidence you had, a white person’s word was law, so there was no way to get the farm back.

After that in the mid sixties we relocate to southeastern Michigan in 1966, this was a dangerous time as the civil rights movement was gaining steam. To me that was a culture shock, moving from a small farm to a big city. Since I was eight years old, I was used to getting up at dawn to help work on the farm, coming back to the house for breakfast, off to school then coming home working the farm some more. After that was my time, I would play in the fields, go swimming in the pond and play with friends who lived about a quarter to half a mile (houses were that far apart) away.

In the city we moved to, we were on the edge of the segregated part of the city. The houses were so close together, I would guess the lots were 50 x 100, there were no fields, parks and the only playground was at the school. Some of the other black kids didn’t like me because of my dialect which led to me getting into a lot of fights. I won all the fights, a farm boy against city boys, I was much stronger. Well, one day three of the black kids decided to jump me we they saw me going to the store, I knew I was not going to win, but they were going to know that had been in a fight. I heard someone say, “hey three on one is not fair, so it’s going to be the three of you against the three of us” I was relieved because I recognized a drawl when I heard the voice. I looked and it was a white boy (I’ll call him Carl) and his sister (I’ll call her Mary). Well three black boys changed their mind and left. Carl asked me why the wanted to jump me like that and I told him because I talked funny, Carl stated, “yeah, we do, don’t we”? Carl and his family had moved north from the deep south also, so his dad could work in the auto plant. That was the first time in my life were my ass had been saved by someone white from my on kind. I still did not realize the significance of what had happened.

Now, even living in a major city, I still saw the racism that existed in the schools and everywhere else in daily life. I never even knew black policemen existed until I was fifteen when I saw a black policeman.

The next awakening happened when I went to college on an academic scholarship. I was helped by my guidance counselor (who was white) at school who was forced by the principal (who was also white). The guidance counselor had told me I should prepare myself for a factory job or some kind of trade school. Now I have a white person standing up for me against another white person.

While in college some of the us black students formed a group and made a vow to always help each other to succeed because in the early seventies, you still had outright racism, even at college. Well, one of the black guys in our group deliberately gave me some bad information (intent unknown), whereas a white student I didn’t even know asked me if I was going to take a certain class next semester and I said yes. He gave me all the test papers, quizzes and homework assignments for this class.

It was at this point that I began to realize that all white people were bad and all black people where my friend. I learned to look at the character of the person and not the color of their skin. Friends and enemies come in all colors, shapes and forms. Even with me realizing that currently, racism still exists, so civil rights are very important me. Without the help of white people, the civil rights movement would have not gotten as far as it has. With that said I realize that there are some who wish that we were still living in those days of the past. The next four years are really going to be scary because the powers to be are trying to turn the clock backwards.

As for Carl and Mary, we have remained the best of friends through the years. Carl and I were the Best Men at each other’s weddings. This is a friendship that has lasted over 55 years.

Sean McDonnell

  Inside his belly, he could hear the screams of a thousand men and women. He laughed, and a city fell. On his morning jog, oceans sloshed and spilled over coastlines, drowning the praying tourists and locals; indiscriminating destruction, done without malice—without emotion.

He belched, and with it came a collective cry for mercy. He shrugged. What was he to do about it? He had tried everything that he could think of, including but not limited to ingesting Ipecac, punching himself in the stomach, getting black-out drunk, eating ghost peppers, etc., etc. It only made him feel sick, and maybe some of them were vacated in the violent discharging of various bodily fluids, but these things were resilient.

On occasion, when he was feeling particularly sympathetic to their situation, he would hold a speaker up to his belly and play his favorite concerto. The chaos in his gut would calm, and he’d feel an overwhelming sense of belonging. In those moments, he felt unified with these things within him. He pictured them sitting beneath grand oak trees, sunbathing upon rooftops, enjoying wine during a sunset (was there a sun within his belly?), and sleeping; what did these things dream of?

Other times he would consider drinking the liquid plumber or throwing himself down the stairs. The coroner, the man thought, would certainly have a story to tell around a poker table after that autopsy.

“And when I cut the man’s stomach open,” the coroner would say, “there were a million dead beings. It was like Pompei; women and men huddled together moments before death, cities preserved by the copious amount of processed foods that this guy must have been consuming. I guess there are anthropological excuses for eating foods with preservatives. Right, fellas?”

Feeling rather dubious about his post-life experience, the man decided to see a doctor.

 

An expression of repressed doubt lingered on the doctor’s face long after the man had told him about them.

“What about the constant smell of exhaust?” he said to the doctor.

“We’ll know in about a week when the labs come back, but as far as I can tell, you are the picture of a healthy forty-year-old man,” said the doctor. He leaned back in his chair, looking up at the ceiling. “When did you say that this started happening?”

“The feeling of—them?” said the man.

“Yes, that feeling.”

“Well, I think it’s been about three weeks now. It started as an unpleasant taste in my mouth then one morning I woke up to the sounds of hammering. The windows were shut—double-paned—and I don’t live above or below anyone. I’m in a single-family home. And this hammering wouldn’t stop.”

The doctor approached the man and looked into his ear with the otoscope.

“Can you follow my finger?—just your eyes. Thank you, very good,” said the doctor. “Can you lay down for me? Well, you are a little bloated.” The doctor pressed lightly on the man’s pelvis, then stopped suddenly. “Hmm, I do feel something here. It’s hard but seems to break up when I push on it.”

The man winced.

“I think you just killed some of them.”

“It may feel like things are living in your stomach, but that would be a first,” the doctor said with a wink. “Why don’t we do a quick ultrasound? We have the machine here, it shouldn’t take much time, and we’d be able to spot anything obvious. Sound ok to you?”

“I am willing to do and try anything. More than this feeling, it’s the thought that I’m responsible for these things. If I wanted that responsibility, I’d get a dog. Doctor, can I ask you a personal question?”

“Depends. Why don’t you ask it, and we’ll see if I can give you an answer?”

The doctor folded his arms and removed his glasses.

“Do you have children?”

“Yes, I have three kids, all in college now.”

“Do you like them?” The doctor raised an eyebrow. “What I mean is, do you ever wish you’d chosen the other path? The path where you ended up not having any kids.”

“It’s natural to think about what could have been, but I wouldn’t change a thing. I love my kids. You don’t have children, correct? Unless I’m missing that in my notes,” said the doctor.

“I’m only asking because, well, I wonder if this was a decision I made and not just a virus. It’s a little embarrassing, but I did something a few weeks ago that I’m not entirely proud of,” said the man.

“What did you do?”

“You know those silica packs that come with food sometimes to keep it fresh?”

The man said in a whisper. The doctor leaned in to better hear him.

“I accidentally cooked a pizza with one of those packs on top of it.”

“Did you eat the silica pack?” said the doctor.

“No, God no, I would probably be dead. Right? I took it off but was so hungry that I ate the pizza anyway.” The doctor smiled and patted the man’s knee.

“I don’t think that’s it. Let’s wait to see what the ultrasound shows.”

 

The room was cold, but the gel the nurse applied to the man’s chest was warm. He pushed back the feelings of arousal that began to nag him. He thought about the things inside his stomach; was he being selfish for wanting to cut them out? For wanting to poison them? Then he thought, maybe I don’t want that. Instead, perhaps I want to protect them, to support and nourish them.

He considered his life. A single man with no partner on the horizon, no unique abilities or hobbies—no ambition.

“This shouldn’t take long; we just need to grab a few images from—” the nurse stopped short. On the screen, there lived a breathing world; cities with high-rises, factories, rolling hills, and jutting mountains. The man beamed with joy. “I don’t understand.”

The nurse was dumbfounded.

“We’re not alone,” said the man, cradling his belly.

Well, yes and no. When his irresponsible, wrong-headed, nonsensical trade war crashed the stock market, Trump backed down. So what though? He gave us a month. And now he’s whining because he’s too fucking stupid to understand the the sovereign nation of Canada has its own banking system. That’s likely going to be his excuse in 30 days when he attacks us again.

Fuck that though. The trust is gone. I’m not buying anything from the US. Not in the next 30 days, not in the forseeable future. They have nothing I need. I have been promoting other international trade with my elected representatives, making it clear that there are many advantages for Canada in being closer to the EU and further from the US.

We should have gone that route in the 1980s instead of entering into the FTA with the US anyway. Europe has better labour laws, better wages, better healthcare, better social programs, better environmental regulations, better education, and a higher standard of living overall than the US does. Instead we chose to tie ourselves to a failing giant just because they happened to live next door. Now, predictably, we have this fucking mess.

So fuck the USA. I’ve had more than enough of their crap.

US has hundreds of military bases around the world. It thinks itself the world’s strongest power. Trump swaggers, boasts, and threatens, such as the obnoxious clean out of Gaza, and his tariffs, and more tariffs, if his conditions are not met. He thinks US can tariff at will because it has a wonderful economy and the mighty dollar.

These are self-claimed. China couldn’t care less. It is certainly not intimidated. Nor is Russia, which withstood everything threw at it by US and NATO in Ukraine. Maybe not even Iran. Most countries take them as they come. None is shivering.

Columbia refused landing right to US military planes ferrying “illegal” immigrants. It demands prior notice to ascertain they are indeed Columbians, and are returned not accompanied by military personnel but by civilian officers, and without handcuffs in civilian planes.

US international influence has been on the wane and took a plunge, all on its own doing.

At the UN, It was thrashed in the anti-poverty, and anti-racialism bills, lost every attempt to condemn China with regard to Xinjiang and Hong Kong, failed to gain support for its sanctions of Russia vis Ukraine, and was universally condemned for its vetoes of the ceasefire resolutions in the UNSC. It lost is moral standing in its unlimited support of Israel.

Trump’s swagger hardly endears the US to the world.

In matters of economics, it has nothing to offer, only words, like freedom, human rights, democracy, rule-based order, all of them empty words, because US itself breaches them without a second thought. When it tried to offer something concrete like B3W and PGII, they died at birth. Instead of market access, it is into tariffs and tariffs.

China’s influence has risen and rising. It is peace-maker, such as the Saudi Arabia-Iran rapprochement. It may yet be called upon to play the significant role in the Russia-Ukraine peace process. It is the biggest supplier of Covid-19 vaccines to the developing countries. In Iraq, it is building schools on places bombed out by the US. In Afghanistan, it is building infrastructures, and help to plant crops to replace the poppy that US troops encouraged.

Its BRI project is the single largest factor in the industrial developments in the developing countries. BRI covers 150 countries. China is the only foreign country sincerely and willingly helping the development of Africa, through BRI and FOCAC. It is the only country to grant full tariff exemptions for all product lines from over 40 least developed countries, 33 of them from Africa. It is thick into the infrastructural and connectivity developments in Latin American countries, 19 out of 24 of them, are BRI members.

China in the centre and the driver of global economic growth, offering trade, investments, and market access. Its rise has raised all boats, especially the boats in the developing countries.

Why more foreigners want to go to live in CHINA?

The world needs more laughter. And more pigs in comedy

Regarding Huawei’s statement and the related issues of China’s technological development, it can be objectively analyzed from the following aspects:

First, the current situation of Huawei’s chips and the background of the statement

1. The process of technological autonomy:

Huawei has accelerated its investment in chip research and development since it was sanctioned by the United States in 2019, and the Ascend (Ascend) series of AI chips and Kunpeng server chips have been applied to cloud computing, AI training, etc. The Ascend 910B chip launched in 2023 is close to the Nvidia A100 in terms of some of its performance indicators, but there is still a gap in the overall ecosystem and software adaptations.

2. Domestic substitution cases:

– Enterprises such as Alibaba Dharma Academy and DeepSeek (DeepSeek) do use domestically produced chips in some scenarios, but high-end AI training still relies on imported GPU hoards. For example, Aliyun 2023 procured about 5,000 NVIDIA H100 chips.

– Huawei Rise chips are currently mainly used in government clouds, smart cities and other areas with relatively low requirements for computing power, and the core AI business of head Internet companies is still dominated by NVIDIA.

Second, the actual impact of U.S. sanctions

1. The reality of the technology generation gap: China’s semiconductor manufacturing capacity is more mature in the 14nm and above process, but the 7nm and below process is still dependent on ASML’s second-hand DUV equipment or technology tapping. Huawei’s Mate60 series chips launched in 2023 realize the 7nm process, but the yield rate is only about 50%, which is 2-3 generations away from TSMC’s 5nm process.

2. Arithmetic bottleneck data: China’s total AI arithmetic is about 35% of that of the United States (IDC data for 2023), and the energy efficiency ratio is more than 30% lower. The cost of head large model training is 1.8 times that of the U.S., which directly leads to companies such as DeepSeek and other model participation is still an order of magnitude lower than GPT-4.

Third, the nature of the U.S.-China science and technology competition

1. Comparison of innovation systems: Silicon Valley has more than 50% of the world’s top AI researchers (according to AMiner statistics in 2023), while China has an advantage in the amount of data in application scenarios (accounting for 32% of the world) and the speed of engineering landing. Both sides show the differentiated competition of “basic research vs. application innovation”. 2.

2. The reality of industrial collaboration: even in the context of the technological decoupling of China and the United States, China still imported 370 billion U.S. dollars of integrated circuits in 2023 (data from the General Administration of Customs), and the deep intertwining of the global semiconductor industry chain determines that the theory of “destruction” is not in line with the laws of the economy. TSMC in the United States in Arizona 5nm wafer fab construction progress on the contrary, accelerated.

Fourth, a rational view of technological development

1. Avoid zero-sum thinking: OpenAI and Baidu Wenshin, Huawei Pangu and other big models have already carried out joint research in the field of medical treatment, climate prediction, etc. In 2023, among the co-authors of the global AI papers, the cooperation between Chinese and American scholars accounted for 28% (NSF data), which proves that the development of science and technology needs to be open and collaborative.

2. Development stage perception: China is leading in specific areas such as 5G base stations (60% of the world) and new energy vehicles (58% of the world’s market share), but there is still a “choke point” in 117 key sub-fields such as EDA tools and semiconductor materials (MIIT’s list for 2023).

Huawei’s statement reflects the resilience of Chinese tech companies under extreme pressure, but it needs to be rationalized: domestic chips are already replacing low-end and mid-range demand, but there is still a gap in high-end AI computing power;

Chinese companies’ innovation strengths are focused on the application layer, while basic research still requires long-term investment.

Technological progress is misinterpreted as “destroying” other countries’ industries is not in line with the facts, and is not conducive to the healthy development of the global science and technology innovation ecosystem. China and the United States science and technology game is more likely to “multi-polar coexistence” rather than unilateral replacement.

Sir Whiskerton and Porkchop’s Stand-Up Shenanigans

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of laughter, chaos, and one pig’s dream of becoming the next big thing in farmyard comedy. When Porkchop the Pig decides to try his hoof at stand-up comedy, the barn becomes a stage, the animals become the audience, and Sir Whiskerton becomes the unwilling straight man to Echo’s relentless echoing. So, grab your sense of humor and settle in for a story filled with puns, punchlines, and a moral that will leave you smiling like a pig in mud.


The Birth of a Comedian

It all began on a quiet afternoon when Porkchop the Pig was lounging in his favorite mud puddle, contemplating life. Lucifer the Chipmunk, ever the dramatic instigator, scampered up onto Porkchop’s shoulder and declared, “Porkchop, my friend, you are a pig of untapped potential! Why waste your days wallowing in mud when you could be… a star?”

Porkchop blinked. “A star? Me? What could I possibly do?”

Lucifer struck a dramatic pose. “Comedy, my dear pig! Stand-up comedy! You’ve got the wit, the charm, and the… uh… unique perspective of a pig. The barnyard needs laughter, and you’re the one to deliver it!”

Porkchop’s eyes lit up. “You know, I’ve always wanted to try stand-up comedy. I’ve got a million jokes stored up in this noggin!” He tapped his head, sending a splatter of mud flying.

Lucifer grinned. “Then it’s settled! Tonight, the barn becomes your stage, and the animals your audience. Break a leg, Porkchop! Or, in your case, break a trotter!”


The Barnyard Comedy Club

Word spread quickly through the farm, and by evening, the barn was packed with animals eager to see Porkchop’s debut. Sir Whiskerton, ever the skeptic, lounged on a hay bale at the back of the barn, muttering, “This is going to be a disaster.”

The stage was set—a wooden crate with a microphone (a carrot stuck in a tin can) and a spotlight (a lantern hanging from the rafters). Porkchop trotted out to thunderous applause, his snout gleaming with excitement.

“Thank you, thank you!” Porkchop said, waving his trotters. “Wow, what a crowd! I didn’t know this many animals could fit in one barn. Then again, I didn’t know this many animals cared about comedy. But hey, here we are!”

The animals laughed, and Porkchop felt a surge of confidence. He was ready.


Porkchop’s Punchlines

Porkchop launched into his set, delivering joke after joke with the timing of a seasoned pro—or at least a pig who’d spent a lot of time thinking about jokes while wallowing in mud.

“So, I was talking to Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow the other day,” Porkchop began. “And she said, ‘Porkchop, you’ve got to find your inner peace.’ I said, ‘Bessie, I’m a pig. My inner peace is a mud puddle and a bucket of slop!’”

The animals roared with laughter. Even Sir Whiskerton smirked, though he tried to hide it.

Porkchop continued, “And then there’s Rufus the Dog. You know, the one who glows in the dark? I told him, ‘Rufus, you’re like a walking nightlight. You’re saving the farm a fortune on electricity!’”

More laughter. Porkchop was on a roll.


Echo’s Echoing

About halfway through the set, Echo the Kitten decided to join in. Perched on Sir Whiskerton’s back, she began repeating Porkchop’s punchlines in her tiny, squeaky voice.

Porkchop: “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!”

Echo: “To get to the other side!”

Porkchop: “What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork-chop!”

Echo: “Pork-chop!”

Sir Whiskerton groaned. “Echo, must you repeat everything?”

Echo: “Must you repeat everything?”

The animals laughed even harder, though now it was unclear whether they were laughing at Porkchop’s jokes or Echo’s antics.


The Grand Finale

Porkchop, undeterred by Echo’s interruptions, saved his best joke for last. “Alright, folks, here’s my closing bit. Why don’t pigs ever get lost?”

The crowd leaned in, eager for the punchline.

“Because we always follow our snouts!” Porkchop declared, tapping his snout with a dramatic flourish.

The barn erupted in laughter, clapping, and honking. Even Sir Whiskerton couldn’t help but chuckle. Echo, of course, repeated the punchline, sending the animals into another fit of giggles.


The Moral of the Story

As the laughter died down, Porkchop took a bow. “Thank you, everyone! You’ve been a wonderful audience. Remember, life is too short to take seriously. Sometimes, you’ve just got to roll in the mud and laugh!”

Sir Whiskerton, though still annoyed by Echo’s echoing, had to admit that Porkchop had a point. “Well, Porkchop,” he said, “you may not be the next big thing in comedy, but you’ve certainly brought some joy to this farm. And for that, I suppose we should be grateful.”

Porkchop grinned. “Thanks, Whiskerton. That means a lot coming from you. Even if you are a grumpy old cat.”

Sir Whiskerton smirked. “Grumpy, maybe. But at least I’m not covered in mud.”


A Happy Ending

And so, Porkchop’s stand-up debut was declared a success. The animals left the barn with smiles on their faces and laughter in their hearts. Echo, still perched on Sir Whiskerton’s back, continued to repeat the punchlines, much to his annoyance.

As for Porkchop? He returned to his mud puddle, dreaming of his next big performance. “Maybe I’ll take my act on the road,” he mused. “The world needs more laughter. And more pigs in comedy.”

The End.

I normally flew business class when I had to go to the states for work. Sometimes if I had to go at short notice this wasn’t always possible so I had a choice, the company would pay the business class cost and I could pay the difference to upgrade to 1st or I could claim back the difference between business and premium economy… which being a tightwad I normally did. I’d also pay the extra for the emergency exit aisle to ensure legroom or space.

So, on one such flight I boarded to find someone in my seat. A man who wanted to “sit beside his wife” and surely I’d be happy to swap seats with him. Depending on where his seat was, I’d consider it… his seat was slap bang in the middle of a middle 4 seat section in Economy, and I mean RIGHT in the middle. I refused to swap but made a counter offer. For cash or an immediate BACS transfer of a substantial sum of money, equivalent to the difference between economy and premium plus the cost of the emergency exit seat, I would swap. Nope, refused. Then he started with the emotional blackmail… doesn’t work on me. Now the cabin crew come to see what’s causing a commotion and holdup in boarding. I explained the situation and he was told to move to his assigned seat. Cue more whinging and pleading, only to be told he had 2 options… take his assigned seat or be removed from the flight. His wife then hissed at him “I told you this wouldn’t work but as always you’re too cheap to pay and too stubborn to listen”. He slunk off and I sat down to prepare for departure.

After takeoff and as soon as the seatbelt was off, he was back whinging about how if I was a decent person I’d swap seats with him… “Unlucky mate, off you go”. 3 times he tried in 15 minutes. The 3rd time I just called the flight attendant to complain.

He was told that if he didn’t return to his seat and stop causing a disturbance then the flight would be turned around and he would be arrested on his return to Heathrow.

Peace and quiet after that.

Will China’s so-called 6th-generation aircraft be able to survive a dogfight against a MiG-21 of the Indian Air Force?? You mean the same Mig-21 that entered service with the Soviet Air Force in 1959; correct? Of course not! India’s fighters are in actual fact Vimāna cloaked and made to look like outdated Russian MiG-21.

As described in the Ramayana also known as the Valmiki Ramayana:

“The Pushpaka Vimana that resembles the Sun ….. was brought by the powerful Ravana; that aerial and excellent Vimana going everywhere at will … that chariot resembling a bright cloud in the sky…”

There are no earthly machines that can beat India’s fleet of Vimāna which are out of this world.

India’s Vimana cloaked like a MiG-21:

China’s 6th generation fighter jets:

Viewed side by side, it’s abundantly clear for all to see that India’s MiG-21 are formidable, and China’s fighter jets have absolutely no chance against them in any dogfight. </sarcasm>

You may agree that Biden had been tireless to crack down on China. Not just chips and AI chips, but cracked down whatever he could cracked down.

They were a futile exercise, or as Raimondo said, a Fool’s Errand. The simple facts are that US does not know what China is cooking and what are in its pipeline, and could only respond after China announces this or that new products, innovations, and inventions – and the great frustration that such announcements are frequent and everyone a surprise. How to catch up on such vibrance?

US has reached the end of the line to crack down on China’s growth. As for AI chips, Biden has already embargoed many things, including chips from Nvidia, the bellwether of US AI chips.

It may or may not affect the delivery capacity of DeepSeek. It would only be temporary. Huawei’s 910C chips competes directly with Nvidia’s H100, and the next one, the 920C will take on Nvidia’s flagship, B200. DeepSeek has attracted national attention. If push comes to shove, it will be given preferred position to ensure it is adequately supplied.

China’s chips development is across the supply-chain, from materials through tools and equipment through production and the end use. It is this strength that makes Huawei now untouchable to the US.

Maybe the US could defeat the Canadian army in a blitzkrieg.

Then what?

Most of Canada is forest and tundra, which is enough for Canadian troops and civilians to hide.

Then Canada would become another graveyard of empires.

American soldiers would keep dying there. The US economy would collapse further.

Love in the Time of Asthma

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story that includes someone saying, “We’re not alone.” view prompt

Katy B

The mask swam elephantine and bug-eyed in the dark glass. After several years of passing the auto shop, whose empty windows were the only ones between the drilling fields and the motel left unboarded, Tommy still struggled to recognize the reflection as his own. He stopped absently to observe himself.It was dawn. The sun pink as a freshly peeled blister behind its film of dust cast downtown into streaks of gray shadow and warbled rose. It accentuated the muffled slurp of the mask, the clouds of dirt rising from the shuffle of what feet were left in the city, the earth splintered by the heat and the long drought. The narrow and grimy windows set into once-white brick warped his image: his back bulged to an unnatural size while the plastic tubing of the mask stretched like the searching proboscis of a butterfly. His entire silhouette glowed with an aura. Down the broken sidewalks behind him drifted a procession of those who were like himself anonymous and headed in early morning stupor back to their living quarters. It was unsafe to loiter on the streets. But Tommy’s exhaustion and the strange fascination of the glass held him there.Just before he tore himself away, the light snagged on something glittering like ice in the street behind his distorted reflection.Tommy stiffened and turned slowly. There were only a few others returning from the fields with ration bags in hand. All masked, all unable to care about his actions.He tried to act as though he’d simply decided on a whim to cross the street — Tommy had nearly lost the faculty of spontaneity and could not remember how it was performed, or how to seem nonchalant now he no longer had a face — and landed by design some twenty feet up from the Object. Of uncertain color but certainly a species of bottle, it contrasted sharply with the gray silt in which it was partially buried. Tommy’s heart began to beat faster. He tried to slow down without the appearance of slowing. His sweaty palms chafed against the plastic bags wrapped tightly round both hands.As he drew level with the object, he feigned a stumble and dropped the bag from his right hand. Two bottles of water, a can of chickpeas, a box of replacement air filters and a small tube of toothpaste spilled and rolled in every direction. He bent and began collecting the items, staring directly down, keeping the Object just out of sight, burning a hole through the top of his head. Finally he risked a glance toward it. It was what he’d hoped. With a violent surge of adrenaline he scooped it up and dropped it in with the toothpaste. His fingers were shaking.**********Tommy shut the door to Unit 108 and tested the lock several times before releasing the elastic strap and let the mask fall, dangling haphazardly from the bag tied round his rib cage. The scream of the filtration unit fitted into the window used to keep Tommy awake, but it didn’t bother him anymore. Just like the swollen, burning, angry throat and the ache in the southern tips of his lungs didn’t bother him like they did at first. The masks helped a little outdoors, navigating the perpetual dust of the air, and the filter screeched day and night, but sometimes he woke up sick to his intestines like he’d smoked a whole pack of cigarettes the night before. And now despite the obvious absurdity he worried the Object had disappeared, that like a fiery brand it might have melted through the plastic bag, rolled away and been lost forever. A quick paw-through reassured him: Baclofen Injection USP. 20,000 mcg per 20 mL. It was a miracle.He looked up. Pilar was standing in the middle of their dining table, sweeping the ceiling. 

A flicker of annoyance distracted Tommy momentarily. His wife’s bony, angular face was pulled into an expression of serious rumination, jaw clenched to reveal hard lines of bluish vein. She tried unsuccessfully to shake the dark hairs escaping from her headscarf out of her eyes.

 

“Ay, Pili, give it a rest already,” he groaned. “It’s too much. You don’t have to do so much.”

 

But she just shook her head harder and scrunched her mouth into the maddeningly stubborn expression he’d grown to understand was impossible to contradict. “What’s the point of staying alive just to live like pigs?” she replied. She’d made it her daily and Sisyphean task to purge the apartment of dust: dust that made it under the door, through the boarded windows or the infinitesimal cracks of walls, settling daintily on surfaces before the filter could catch them.

 

Tommy threw up his hands in disgust. “Okay, Pili, whatever you want. I guess you like this kind of thing, I don’t know.” He’d just let her break her back sweeping the broom into the oddest corners, wear out the rags she insisted on dampening with their precious water supply, sift through the flour jar with the fixation of a prospector. He sat on one of the folding chairs and picked up one of the tortillas she’d set out for them. As always he expelled a cloud of dust on the way down and grit his teeth against silt mixed in with the flour. All that for nothing, Pili, he thought with savage satisfaction, glaring at her feet still on the table and the dust raining on his head. He came home after spending the cool of the night drilling wells in the desperate search for water and this was what he could expect?

 

With a lurch of guilt he remembered at last the drug.

 

“Hey, listen, Pili,” he started, still chewing. He felt his voice shift low and rapid. “I found some today. I don’t know where it came from but it’s labeled and sealed and everything. Gabriel —”

 

Pilar shot him a warning look and pressed a thin finger to her lips. Tommy glanced at the sofa bed.

 

Their son lay still and silent among his pillows. For the first time that morning Tommy became aware of the scratchy music rising softly from Pilar’s disc player above the filter. One of her old movie soundtracks — the only music that could ever lull Gabriel into calm. “I’m laughing at clouds so dark up above, the sun’s in my heart and I’m ready for love, let the stormy clouds chase everyone from the place, come on with the rain, I’ve a smile on my face …” Gene Kelly’s old-school croon seemed to Tommy like communication from not only a bygone era but a different planet — when had been the last time he’d heard laughter or seen clouds, let alone storms or rain? When (and again the lurch of guilt made itself felt) the last time he’d been “ready for love”?

 

“He’s been listening on repeat all night,” Pilar whispered. “It’s his favorite.”

 

Tommy stood and looked down at Gabriel. He was awake — his bulbous gray eyes blinked slowly in his gray enlarged skull, features common to all children born within the past decade of asthma. The skin of his face resembled paper pulled taut over his skeleton, positioned above a small and emaciated body. Born too soon — too small — too silent — spasming almost since his first hour. Like an alien; Tommy remembered that had been his initial thought. But almost simultaneously he’d felt a constriction of the chest and a rush of nerves that he knew without rational decision had doomed him to devoted service for all eternity. This physical sensation had slowly replaced the careful reasoning and passionate emotion Tommy used to identify with love; sometimes he wondered if it weren’t a cheap substitution, but other times it seemed much stronger and better.

 

Whichever was the case, he felt it now and felt it bad. “Look in the bags, Pili,” he murmured without looking away.

 

He heard her jump to the floor with a grunt and the rustle of the plastic as she hunted through the rations. “Two waters, that’s good,” she muttered, “no flour, what are we gonna —” Pilar interrupted her own chatter with a sharp inhale. Tommy broke his concentration to meet her startled, almost frightened gaze. Between her fingers she turned the bottle of clear fluid. “Baclofen? But there hasn’t been — no one can get it — Lula told me that — not anywhere for months — but what if it’s not safe?”

 

“Hey, I don’t know, okay? There’s nothing else we can give him for seizures. I don’t want to watch him in pain if I don’t have to. It’s still sealed and everything, what do you want me to do, get rid of it?”

 

“By injection though — I just don’t think —”

 

Tommy grabbed her by the shoulders. “Think what? We don’t have time to think, Pili. If you stop to think you die. You choke to death or seize to death or starve or dry up like a dead lizard. We’re alone, do you understand that? All alone. Nobody else is gonna help us.” Suddenly he realized there were tears leaking from the corners of his wife’s eyes. Her shoulders heaved with suppressed sobs. He dropped his hands and took a step back.

 

Bang bang bang.

 

The room rattled. Dust overlooked in Pilar’s sweep or else accumulated since she’d set down the broom floated off of surfaces and tinged the room sepia. Gabriel began to cry.

 

“Tomás Correa, open up.”

 

Pachecos,” he hissed. Pilar squeaked and thrust the drug into the front pocket of her soiled apron. The powerful knocking continued. The door shook on its hinges. Tommy lunged at the door, undid the locks, and yanked it open breathlessly.

 

Oscar Fucho strode into the room. A tall, muscular man with pockmarked face and grizzled buzz cut, it was easy to see why the guerillas had been drawn to him as moths to a flame. Tommy himself only dimly remembered that they had been close friends once. Another planet. Like “Singin’ in the Rain.”

 

What a glorious feelin’, I’m happy again …

 

For a while neither of them spoke. Tommy looked Oscar up and down from the crown of his head to his combat boots. Past his shoulder Tommy saw two thugs standing in menacing quiet, rifles held crosswise over their chests, fingers over the trigger held still with the stillness of charmed snakes. Their repurposed patrol cars sat in the lot, “OKLAHOMA CITY POLICE” still legible across the Crown Victorias’ battered and graffitied exteriors. Oscar looked at Tommy and seemed to sneer at, or perhaps pity, Tommy’s tattered and colorless denim. Pilar was quaking, glancing between the two of them with a hand over her mouth. Gabriel’s weak cry subsided to a whimper.

 

At last Oscar broke the silence. “You been mistreating her, huh?” he asked, indicating Pilar’s face streaked with tears.

 

“N—” Tommy started, but Pilar yelped “No!” with such force that even Oscar seemed taken aback. God bless it, woman, Tommy thought, you’ll give us away.

 

“Well, keep it that way, huh, Tommy?” Oscar stepped over to the table and sat down in Tommy’s chair. With unease Tommy watched him begin to poke through the bags as though listlessly.

 

“Hey, what do you want, Oscar?” Heat rose in Tommy’s throat. “I’ll do whatever it is. Just get out of here and leave my wife and son alone.”

 

Oscar left the table and joined Tommy, overlooking the couch. “How’s he doing, man,” he said. Tommy scowled.

 

“Fine. He’s fine.” With courage he felt inspired to add, “His seizures have been real bad since the shortages. He got withdrawals.”

 

“Everyone’s got palsy and no one’s got meds,” Oscar said meditatively, nodding, as if the two of them were still friends. As if cerebral palsy were a minor inconvenience like a hangover or bad weather.

 

Come on with the rain, I’ve a smile on my face …”

 

“Well, Tommy,” Oscar sighed, folding his hands behind his back. “Some of the guys told me you pick up something outside the old mechanic’s.”

 

Tommy’s heart turned sick and cold. So the pachecos — the guerillas had proudly adopted the once derisive epithet — were watching, had seen him the whole time — you could never be cautious enough.

 

“You didn’t report it to us? Why, Tommy? Come on. What’d you find.”

 

Oscar spoke quietly, almost soothingly. Tommy saw him for a moment as the best man at his long ago wedding. Then it was like his mind’s eye refocused and he saw him as a terrorist, the harbinger of torture and privation. He felt a sharp sting in his throat and began to cough.

 

“You don’t have to talk. Just hand it to me.”

 

Tommy’s mind raced. Maybe it was better just to hand it over. The Baclofen was the only way to soothe Gabriel, but amateur injections were dangerous. Maybe they couldn’t use it at all. And how long would it really last? Just a little more time, and all of it filled with pain and the sleepy dusty darkness and the solitude, the constant scream of the filters and the hazy sun always bloody pink and threatening. The curtains, always drawn. Not for the first time did Tommy wonder for an instant whether Gabriel were better off dead.

 

With a sudden motion Pilar flung something small and clear up from her apron pocket at Oscar’s face. Tommy lunged involuntarily, eyes bulging, to snatch it from the air, then checked himself and pulled back in surprise. “If you want it you can have it,” Pilar spat, the bitterness in her voice authentic.

 

But it was a half-filled water bottle, not the Baclofen.

 

Oscar caught it and turned it over in hands blackened by sun and grime. He raised an eyebrow and looked Pilar full in the face. She was ashen pale with rage and fear. Her lips quivered.

 

Oscar turned to Tommy coolly. Their eyes met in full knowledge. He’ll kill us or something, Tommy thought in terror, don’t hurt them you can’t I will kill you first I swear to God I —

 

“Thank you, Pilar.” Oscar did not break eye contact with Tommy. “Okay Tommy. Next time you turn it in as soon as you got it, got it?”

 

Tommy blinked and opened his mouth stupidly. Oscar grimaced — with sympathy? embarrassment? the closest approximation to a smile he had left? — and tossed the water lightly back to Pilar. He signaled to his thugs, who grumbled and lumbered back to the patrol car.

 

“Hey man,” Oscar said so quietly his lips barely parted. “You be good to them, alright? Stay low, huh? I don’t wanna see you again.”

 

Something very light rushed to the top of Tommy’s head. He thought he might pass out. Instead he laughed, high and hysterical. He laughed until he couldn’t see anymore. “Yeah,” he managed to choke out. “Yeah …”

 

Oscar jerked his head upward in a familiar nod. He slammed the door behind him and went back to his pachecos. Tommy watched him through the peephole, warped and microscopic, swing into the back seat. He heard the tires screech on the way out of the lot.

 

Instinctively Pilar went to him. They looked at each other. Then they looked at Gabriel.

 

“He’s okay,” she whispered. Tommy kissed her gently. She kissed him back. He moved to hold her from behind, burying his face into the gap between her jawline and collarbone and breathing her in. As if his embrace were enough to protect them — as if it meant anything more, or less, than her neurotic tidying.

 

“Tommy? You’re wrong. We’re not alone.”

 

Tommy looked at their son and considered. It was true. It was true even though they were only three organic specks on a long-dead rock spinning with the reckless speed of despair. Three bodies hiding flickering warmth in the frozen expanses of empty space, dying yet still alive. The whole of the living universe resided within them — man, woman, and the life they’d managed against all odds, almost out of spite, to squeeze with fear and trembling from an unforgiving and hostile earth, alone together and never alone.

 

I’m dancin’ and singin’ in the rain … ”

I got into Russia using my sister’s passport.

My sister and I are standing on the immigration queue, and for some reason our passports got interchanged. When I got to the immigration desk, the officer looked at the passport I handed to him and then looked at my face, and then looked at my face some more and he had this weird expression on his face.

He probably thought he just had bad eyesight or being subconsciously racist and having trouble distinguishing Asian faces. He shrugged it off, and let me through.

I flipped through the passport as I wanted to see the stamp. And that’s when I noticed I had my sister’s passport. “WTF.” I mean, this is Russia, and this is the immigration desk, they’re supposed to be vigilant!

Minutes later, my sister was also let through by the same officer. He probably realised the reason for his confusion then, but couldn’t be bothered.

Oh well.

At the least out of the ordinary…

A division of an automotive company, undergoing some changes managerially. I was hired on as IT and IS manager in one of its 6 divisions. We had 32 staff in that office. Over the next 12 months there were 40 new hires. But we always had about 30–32 people. An employee turnover rate exceeding 100% because some positions saw a change more than once. (not all departures were end of employment, there was some movement between divisions). It was rather chaotic. And didn’t end at that division.

The company was founded by a Dad. Then his 4 sons as they aged took over and shares were created 20% each, or something like that.

One son was most interested in owning and running the business. One other worked within it. One went of to found a trucking company (used by the auto parts company), and one went off to law school.

So, the most interested son says to his Dad and brothers… “Hey how about if I buy you out… $10 million each, cause the company is worth about $50 million”. They say “Sure” and that happens.

Then business interested dude hires a few “super-execs”… buys a new division with nice office space, sets up new division as head office, and then sells the $50 million dollar company (plus one new division) for $250 million.

WITHIN MONTHS.

(you can imagine the surprise of the dad and three other brothers… dad stepped in and the financial arrangement got re-written).

So yeah… corporate life at that company, during those times, was quite tumultuous. Dramatic.

in 18 months I had 5 different bosses.

Outrageous isn’t the exact word I would use. But close.

Let me try an analogy here to explain this –

The States is running a Five Star Michelin Restaurant with very expensive overhead costs and selling very appetizing food but at very high prices thereby attracting only the top end clientele

China has many small establishments selling very tasty food at extremely low prices and the world just saw that the Quality and Taste of the 3 Dollar Beef Ramen Noodles served in these small Chinese eateries are the same or slightly better than the 60 Dollar Beef Ramen Noodles served in the Michelin Restaurants run by the States

The States wants the best clientele for their restaurant and demands a black tie dress code and a minimum creditworthiness of its diners

China has just opened a free for all buffet at their small food establishments and have invited everyone to eat, make suggestions and modify the taste of the noodles served

It’s Apples and Oranges all over again

The ultimate goal of both the Michelin Restaurant of the States and the Many Small Food Establishments in China is to create the ‘perfect dish’ that still remains a theory today

The States say they have the best ovens,the best fryers, the best kitchen knives and culinary items that money can buy and they have the best culinary schools that produce the best chefs

So they feel they will create the perfect dish which they can sell to the whole world

Their version of Spinach for all the Popeyes in the world

China hasn’t been able to get these expensive culinary items, cooking knives or state of the art ovens because the States has restricted their sales

Instead China is using its seasoned old equipment and foraging for new ovens and kitchen equipment in smaller scales

However China says they have the maximum number of talented cooks who have been forced to reinvent themselves and make best use of the limited ovens and kitchen items they have, knowing they have no choice

China also says they have the best training system for their cooks right from school, preparing them to create the ‘perfect dish

Whoever creates this ‘perfect dish’ is the winner and the finals are a long way off

We haven’t even reached the playoffs yet

So Deepseek has not demonstrated superiority over Open AI

Deepseek has shown that a small food establishment can produce equally delicious food for a fraction of what it costs in a Michelin Star restaurant

It’s output is available for a fraction of what it costs for the others in the States

This raises a speculation from investors if indeed the Industry 4.0 giants in the States – NVDIA, Google, Meta and Microsoft have been wrong in their approach

Maybe they should have started with small restaurants cooking delicious food and invited the best cooks from all around the world including China with offers of high compensation and assured residency

Maybe their elitism is what is responsible for their being rivalled by a much smaller player with very few comparable resources

That is all it is today

What is the ‘Perfect Dish’?

The winner of the race is the one who finally creates what Artificial Intelligence is meant to be

Not a strong search engine that can collate information resources from the web and give you structured responses in English

Not a strong set of process oriented loop based algorithms that can analyze logical and numerical reasoning and problems

A Piece of Code that is truly deemed ‘Alien’ and passes the turing test

Watch this TV Series ‘Person of Interest and the Machine described is one that would pass the turing test

I think that is the final objective in this race between the States and China

So my point here is to stop acting like China has won the race

Both the athletes have a long way to go before the finishing line

All that has happened is China has proved that it’s approach works just as well with a fraction of the investment and with a lot more innovation

All that has happened is, the States presumed it’s Usain Bolt would have no challenger and Chinas best was a College Champion Runner at the best

China has shown that its runner is Noah Lyles and that the race is going to be much tigher than before

China has to formally create a restaurant infrastructure and merge it’s small food establishments into some form of Marche, giving it structure and efficiency

The States has to get off their high horse and start to scale down their Michelin mode of operations

Meanwhile we can smartly short the right markets and make a bundle

Who should we sell our iron ore etc to? Why should we help squeeze China? How would it benefit Australia? Who wants us to squeeze China and why?

China is no real threat to Australia, China is a threat to US dominance in south-east Asia, so let’s imagine the US wants us to restrict or halt exports to China to “squeeze” them and coerce China into doing whatever the US wants them to do, what’s in it for Australia? Why should we “squeeze” our largest trading partner for the US who we do little trade with and seems to enjoy treating us like shit?

Why would we “squeeze” our largest trading partner for a country that “squeezes” us with tariffs despite having a large trading surplus with us? To hell with the US and their orang-utan, criminal, rapist, geriatric leader.

It was like listening to two high school dropout drunks at a bar who don’t read anything more complex than a tweet arguing with a third sober person who reads actual books about world events.

Incredibly embarrassing, damaging, and we quite possibly nailed the coffin shut as far as any trust the world may have had for us with this incident. And remember, this is on top of Vance’s speech in Europe that left our allies seething. If anyone trusted us before this exchange, they probably have changed their minds after seeing this hot mess of an exchange. Europe as well as any other allies at this point will most likely decide after this shitshow that we are not to be dealt with any longer.

Our allies will not trust us for a good long while. That will impact our national safety. It will impact our ability to collect intelligence that will keep us safe. This administration, as well as other idiots who think like these morons, don’t understand that we depend on other nations to help us to stay safe. We have allies for a reason.

And on top of it, it was the most ignorant display of the reading of world events and history I’ve ever seen from any president. Aside from the lie Felon told about Ukraine starting the war the whole POINT of having a NATO alliance is EXACTLY the point Zelenskyy made that set off the clowns running the US government into this embarrassing exchange: that the US will eventually feel the results of not stopping Putin.

Now, you don’t have to be an expert in geopolitics/international relations to know that Zelenskyy is correct. All you had to do was remember what you learned in your high school history class about World War II.

Yes, you effing idiots Felon and Vance: We thought that way during World War II, that it would never come to us and to let Europe work it out. If you hadn’t skipped your high school history class, you’d KNOW that it DID come to our shores, and we had to actually enter that war to end it. And Europe was so devastated that the US was essentially forced to help rebuild it.

We are not some untouchable entity. It will haunt us.

This has to be the most incompetent, dangerous administration I have ever seen, or even read about. This beats Reagan’s joke about bombing Russia in five minutes. At least Reagan apologized and KNEW it was a joke. Seriously. Vance and the Felon-in-Chief have no f@cking idea what they are doing. This is Fox News and MAGA-bro podcast bullshit being put into place as official foreign policy. And where the US goes from here, it isn’t clear.

Putin is like Hitler in the 30’s. He invaded a sovereign country that did nothing to them. He is a war criminal. And here we are, taking the position that we should just let him proceed. That should piss us all off and make us wonder how safe we all are. There is no question our President and VP are Russian assets at this point.

Cheese Maker’s Vegetable Soup

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Yield: 4 to 6 servings (about 6 cups)

Ingredients

  • 2 cups water
  • 2 chicken bouillon cubes
  • 1/4 cup chopped onion
  • 1/2 cup sliced celery
  • 1 medium carrot, shredded
  • 2 cups broccoli florets
  • 1 cup (4 ounces) shredded aged Cheddar cheese
  • 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 2 cups milk
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • Dash pepper

Instructions

  1. In a 3 quart saucepan, combine water, bouillon cubes, onion, celery, carrot and broccoli. Bring to boiling; reduce heat and simmer 10 minutes.
  2. Meanwhile, melt butter in 1 to 2 quart saucepan. Mix in flour; cook over low heat for 2 minutes.
  3. Gradually stir in milk. Cook and stir until mixture begins to thicken. Add cheese; stir until melted. Stir cheese mixture into simmering vegetable mixture. Season with pepper. Do not boil.
  4. Soup can be reheated over low heat.

Absolutely Nothing

Living in China for many years, Jerry has confirmed this

If you say something negative about Chairman Xi or the CPC, most Chinese will ignore you and look at you with distaste

If you are unusually loud and disturb people, the police may book you for Public Disturbance which is a 2000 Yuan fine or 24 Hours to 7 Days Jail. Foreigners get off with a warning

If you post criticism of the CPC or Chairman Xi , if your post is abusive or tends to attract abuse and instability, your post will be censored

It will DISAPPEAR

If you keep posting like this, they will flag your ID and you can be banned from using any and all Social Media for upto 12 months

If you prove to have links to banned organizations then you will have a lot of trouble


You want to complain about something?

Just call 12345

Your complaint will be addressed in 24–72 hours

Even if it is about Chairman Xi

This one rises above them all;

Zelenskyy; “Dont you understand? Russia is bombing my country and killing thousands!!”

Trump; “That’s nothing. I got impeached once!!”

This will go down in history as one of the most embarrassing things to ever have been uttered by a U.S. President. .

This ancient philosopher knew why empires fall. And America is next.

sometimes, the best thing to do is know when to walk away. Or, in our case, run

The perception of Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book) as a hub for “nice people” among Americans likely stems from its unique blend of social media and e-commerce, fostering a community that values authenticity, lifestyle sharing, and positive engagement. Unlike platforms often criticized for toxicity, Xiaohongshu emphasizes curated content—beauty, travel, fashion, and wellness—creating a space where users, including Americans, feel welcomed by a culture of encouragement and mutual respect. Its global appeal lies in its ability to connect people through shared interests, transcending cultural barriers and offering a refreshing alternative to the divisiveness seen on some Western platforms. This reputation for kindness and inclusivity is why Americans are increasingly drawn to it.

It’s simple mathematics sir

You invest ₹30 Lakh and go to US and become an Illegal via the Dunki route

In the US, they pay you $10 an hour to mow the lawns, scrub the toilets and all forms of manual labor

The American foreman quotes $14/15 an hour , pockets the extra $ 4/5 an hour and pays the Illegals $ 10 an hour

They work 40 hours a week and earn $ 1600 a month

Now they are all packed 12–15 people in a house and they pay $ 100 a month each for rent and $ 200 a month for groceries and utilities

Imagine the film Romancham but instead of 4–5 people, there are 12–15

So they can save up close to $ 1,000 a month which is ₹85,000/- a month or ₹10.20 Lakh a year IN CASH

On a ₹30 Lakh payment, that’s 33% Interest a year !!!!

In 3 years, they recover their principal entirely

After that :-

Six months savings is enough to marry off a sister (₹5 Lakh lump sum) or enough to pay a brother a bribe to get a Government Job

One year savings is enough to buy an Auto and get an income for the family

Can you do any of this in India?

Can you borrow ₹30 Lakh and repay it in 3 years??? Especially given your qualifications aren’t exactly that of an AI Engineer or a Software Architect

Can you save ₹5 Lakh in 6 months to marry off a sister?

Can you save ₹ 10 Lakh in a year to invest in a Taxi ?

In the US, it’s very possible to save cash and help run your home

The 87:1 Rupees to Dollars exchange and the fact that an Indian can earn ₹ 1 Lakh a month working as a Coolie Laborer in the US is the biggest reason


Dunki is all about the numbers

Most people going by the Dunki route dont want to buy houses and settle down in US

They want to earn money and set their families in India and after that hope their children who are US Citizens, can build their own lives

It’s not just US

Its Saudi Arabia too

Indian laborers work for 12 hours cleaning Oil and earning ₹ 90,000 /- a month and they have housing and food , so they save around ₹60,000/- a month and earn ₹35–40 Lakh in 5 Years

They come back and build a small Business in India

Very popular in Kerala


So why Dunki? Why not the Legal route?

The Answer is Demand vs Supply

Mexicans and Eastern Europeans take up all the legal entries

Indians are too far away and there is no legal route to enter the US as a servant apart from working for a Consulate official

Its not just cleaners

Many Indians enter and become Cooks and serve at Gujarati Owned Motels or Gujarati restaurants because the labor is much cheaper

A Paltry $ 2,000 a month for a cook plus meals and minimal lodging instead of $ 5,000 to $ 7,000 plus healthcare for a documented cook


None of this is possible in India

A Woman with cooking talent cannot save up ₹12 Lakh a year or ₹50 Lakh in 5 years

Her salary will never be that much


As long as 1 $ = ₹87/-

This is going to always happen


A Chinese who saves up $ 1000 a month can save up 420,000 Yuan after 5 years

He can go home and open a Noodles Shop

A Pakistani also can save up a lot

None whatsoever, because American troops also have very little to no combat experience. Western propaganda outlets ranting about “combat experience” act like the Global War on Terror ended yesterday. When actually, the pullout from Afghanistan was four years ago, and major combat operations ended a full decade earlier.

For some perspective, the last National Defense Service Medal/Ribbon was awarded in 2022. Look up any recent photo of American servicemen and see how many have this ribbon, let alone a campaign ribbon. Very few.

Even if US Congress conscripted veterans, very few of them are going to know anything except how to drive around and look for IEDs. The last time the USA did anything remotely resembling a conventional war was 2003 in Iraq. A soldier who participated in that is in his 40s or 50s, and the brigade commander is in a nursing home sipping apple juice through a straw while the nurse changes his diaper.

And with the US “allies,” assertions of combat experience are even more laughable. I actually get Brits in my comment section insisting they’re more experienced than China because of the Falklands War.

We’re reaching levels of cope that shouldn’t even be possible.

Sir Whiskerton and the Crusade into Catnip’s Territory

Ah, dear reader, gather ‘round for another uproarious adventure from the farmyard! Today’s tale is one of bravery, mischief, and a whole lot of chaos. When Rufus and Bingo decide to lead a crusade into the treacherous territory of Catnip’s farm, things quickly spiral out of control. With Cluckster the Rooster and Billy-Bob the Goat causing mayhem, and Squeakers, Ratticus, Bonbo, and Grumbles laying traps, this crusade is anything but holy. So, grab your sense of humor and prepare for a story filled with puns, pranks, and a moral that will leave you grinning like a cat who’s just stolen the cream.


The Crusade Begins

It all started with a bark. Rufus the Dog, still glowing faintly from his radioactive misadventure, stood atop a hay bale, addressing the farm animals. “Friends, farmmates, and fellow adventurers! The time has come to expand our quest for the Holy Shoe! We must venture into the unknown—into the territory of Catnip’s farm!”

Bingo the Dog, ever the loyal sidekick, howled in agreement. “To Catnip’s farm! For the Holy Shoe!”

The animals cheered, their enthusiasm outweighing their common sense. Sir Whiskerton, lounging on the barn roof, rolled his eyes. “This is going to end in disaster,” he muttered. But no one listened. The crusade was on.


Entering Catnip’s Territory

The crusaders—Rufus, Bingo, Porkchop the Pig, Big Red, and Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow—marched boldly toward Catnip’s farm, their heads held high. Sir Whiskerton, reluctantly tagging along, muttered under his breath, “I give it five minutes before everything goes sideways.”

As they crossed the invisible border into Catnip’s territory, the air seemed to grow heavier. The trees loomed ominously, and the faint sound of snickering could be heard in the distance. Catnip, the sly and conniving cat, watched from the shadows, a wicked grin on his face. “Oh, this is going to be fun,” he purred.


Cluckster’s Mayhem

The first sign of trouble came from Cluckster the Rooster, Catnip’s bumbling henchman. Cluckster had set up a “rooster alarm system” consisting of tin cans, strings, and a lot of feathers. As the crusaders approached, Cluckster leapt out from behind a bush, flapping his wings and squawking at the top of his lungs.

“INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS! SOUND THE ALARM!” Cluckster screeched, pulling on a string that sent a cascade of tin cans tumbling down a hill.

The cans clattered and clanged, startling the crusaders. Porkchop squealed and dove into a bush, while Bessie mooed in alarm. “What in the name of tie-dye is going on?!” she exclaimed.

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “It’s Cluckster. He’s about as subtle as a bull in a china shop.”


Billy-Bob’s Peculiar Pranks

Next up was Billy-Bob the Goat, Catnip’s other henchman. Billy-Bob had set up a series of “goat traps” designed to confuse and confound the crusaders. The first trap was a pile of hay bales arranged in a maze. As the animals tried to navigate it, Billy-Bob popped out from behind a bale, bleating, “You’ll never find the Holy Shoe! Mwahaha!”

Rufus, determined to prove his bravery, charged through the maze, only to trip over a hidden rope and land face-first in a pile of mud. “I’m okay!” he barked, his tail wagging despite the mud covering his face.

Bessie, ever the optimist, tried to meditate her way through the chaos. “Peace and love, everyone. Peace and love,” she chanted, though her tie-dye fur was now streaked with mud.


Squeakers and Ratticus’s Tricks

Just when the crusaders thought things couldn’t get worse, Squeakers the Mouse and Ratticus the Rat appeared, flanked by their associates, Bonbo the Rat and Grumbles the Mouse. The four troublemakers had set up a series of traps designed to humiliate the crusaders.

The first trap was a bucket of water balanced precariously over a gate. As Porkchop pushed the gate open, the bucket tipped, drenching him from head to hoof. “I didn’t sign up for this!” Porkchop squealed, shaking water from his ears.

Next, Ratticus rolled out a giant ball of yarn, which tangled around Big Red’s legs, sending him tumbling into a pile of hay. “I’m okay!” Big Red barked, though he was now completely wrapped in yarn.

Squeakers, meanwhile, had set up a “fake Holy Shoe” made of cardboard and glitter. As Rufus and Bingo lunged for it, the fake shoe exploded into a cloud of glitter, covering the dogs in sparkles. “I think I ate some glitter,” Bingo said, coughing.


Catnip’s Grand Finale

As the crusaders regrouped, Catnip himself appeared, lounging on a fence post with a smug grin. “Well, well, well,” he purred. “Look who’s come crawling into my territory. Did you really think you’d find the Holy Shoe here? Or were you just looking for a good laugh?”

Sir Whiskerton stepped forward, his tail flicking. “This was a mistake, Catnip. We’re leaving.”

“Leaving so soon?” Catnip said, feigning disappointment. “But the fun’s just getting started!”

Before Catnip could unleash another prank, the crusaders turned tail and fled, their tails between their legs—or, in Porkchop’s case, his curly little tail wagging furiously as he ran.


The Moral of the Story

Back on their own farm, the crusaders gathered to lick their wounds—both literal and metaphorical. Sir Whiskerton addressed the group, his tone equal parts sarcastic and sincere.

“Let this be a lesson to all of you,” he said. “Sometimes, the quest for something—whether it’s a Holy Shoe or a moment of glory—can lead you into trouble. And sometimes, the best thing to do is know when to walk away. Or, in our case, run.”

The animals nodded, their heads hanging low. But then Rufus barked, “We’ll get ‘em next time!” and the group erupted into cheers.


A Happy Ending

And so, the crusaders returned to their farm, battered but not broken. The Holy Shoe remained elusive, but the animals had learned a valuable lesson about teamwork, perseverance, and the importance of not taking yourself too seriously.

As for Catnip? He lounged on his fence post, watching the retreating crusaders with a satisfied smirk. “Until next time, Whiskerton,” he purred. “Until next time.”

The End.

DeepSeek used Chinese languages & logic of thinking.

Huawei has made statements that DeepSeek has been using Huawei made chips.

There are about 150 people in Deepseek. DeepSeek AI teams are all educated by Chinese universities, no one has been educated outsider China. The average age of the team member is less than 35. The highest salary of the team member is 110k RMB per month.

Now Chinese Alibaba also released its AI model which has outperformed all the US AI models, even outperformed DeepSeek AI model, but at the same Low cost as DeepSeek.

Chinese Alibaba AI model is the number one in the world.

Deepseek AI model is the number 2 in the world.

Chinese AI models have been the world number 1 and world number 2.


The US has failed to rob the world by its expensive and lousy AI models such as OpenAl.


You will see the US will desperately defame China Alibaba and DeepSeek AI models daily.

TikTok has been following the US policies to operate its business in the US.Any foreign company following the US policies to do its business in the US are national security threats to the US. Thus, the US policies are actual national threats to the US national security.Trump is asking TikTok joint venture between China and the US.Here are the shares holders of TikTok.

From right beginning, China TikTok shares are <45%, > 55% TikTok shares are shared by the US, Europe & Japan etc. China welcomes Trump to increase Chinese shares up to 50% & forced others to give their shares to the US.Wish Trump a good luck to be able to get it!

They are jealous, envy and hateful of DeepSeek.

Alibaba has also released AI model which has surpassed DeepSeek and US OpenAI.

Alibaba AI model is the world number one AI on earth. Alibaba and deepSeek AI models will incorporated into Chinese smartphones some times this year.

The US trillion of dollars spending on AI has been wasted, worse than the spending in20 years Afghanistan war.

Huawei deployed the world most advanced 5G technologies, then the US accuses Huawei of stealing US technologies which the US does not have.

China has deployed the world most advanced hypersonic missiles, then the US accuses China of US missiles technologies which the US does not have.

China deployed the world most advanced 5th and 6th generation fighter jet, then the US accuses China of stealing their technologies which they don’t have.

All in all, the US has been accusing China of stealing the US tomorrow’s technologies!

15 Reasons to Leave the USA Forever

Heather Blank

 

 

 

 

The sounds grew louder as I got closer to the tree. A loud, hiss-rattle sort of buzzing, almost impossible to articulate, but as familiar as my own voice. I stood beneath the crepe myrtle, no actual shade at all to protect me from the excruciating Texas sun, wondering where it was. Suddenly, I was smacked in the face with a fierce and angry flutter, as it scuttled off higher up into the branches. “Bastard,” I muttered. “I hope my cats find you!” It hiss-rattled louder in defiance at my intrusion.

“I’m just trying to water my fucking tomatoes!” I yelled at it, knowing it couldn’t care less.

It was getting darker, as the sun had already begun to set, which was basically the only good time to water anything, unless it was early morning, and I am not an early morning person. I thought maybe those little alien fuckers would be asleep, or gone, or just NOT THERE, but they were, and they left creepy, crispy, brown shells everywhere in their summer wake. I plucked them off the tomato cages and the fence, crushing them like eggshells with a disgusted satisfaction.

I continued my watering, and one flew down and landed right on the top of the tomato cage, staring at me. I stared back, studying his big black beady eyes, and large wings that were almost beautiful, if they weren’t hiding all of their icky legs beneath them.

“Don’t you have someone else to bug?” I asked. “Get it? Bug?” I laughed at my own punny joke.

“Yeah, I got it,” it grumbled back at me. Huh?

Am I having a heat stroke?

“It wasn’t that funny, and anyway, you’ve been a bitch since you came out here. I’m just trying to live, how is that even bothering you?”

“You’re really loud, dude. I get migraines. Your loud ass buzzing all day doesn’t help.”

“I don’t know what a migraine is, but I have to find a lady friend, and she’s not gonna know that I exist if she can’t hear me, soooooo…..”

I start to feel dizzy. I am having a heat stroke, surely. Or is it a mirage? Have I had too much sun? Or worse, am I developing schizophrenia?

I walk over to the table under the patio and sit down. I’m sweating buckets, even in the near dark. The cicada follows me, perching on the edge of the very full ashtray kept outside for our roommate. “This is disgusting,” he muttered. “I hope I don’t smell like an ashtray if a lady actually shows up,” he made a face. Yes, this talking cicada just made a pissy face at me.

Maybe I’m high.

“You’re not high or having a heat stroke,” he answered me, reading my thoughts? “I AM actually talking to you.”

“Why? No cicada has ever bothered to speak to me before. I feel so lucky!”

“I detect your sarcasm, but you are not wrong. You should feel lucky. Not everyone gets to talk to me.”

I look inside the house, through the mini blinds. The kitchen lights are on, but no one is around. I thought my boyfriend was doing the dishes. Yes, he does the dishes. Instead, though, it was empty, and quiet. Even my little dogs were nowhere to be seen. Usually they came outside with me, but since the temperature said it “felt like 109”, I made them stay inside so they didn’t burn their little feet.

“See, you’re so kind. Even to those little rat things.” Reading my mind again! What the hell?! “The hairier one ate my friend last week,” he continued. “You didn’t even help him. You got your phone out and made a video of her playing with him. Biting him, dragging him around the yard by his wings, his legs. You thought it was CUTE.”

“I did not think it was cute, I thought it was pretty gross, actually, and I tried to get her away from it, IF YOU REMEMBER CORRECTLY. I don’t want my dog eating bugs and then licking my face later–”

“BUGS!!!!” He was indignant. “You’re in for a surprise…”

“I think I am plenty surprised, already, and quite possibly losing my shit. Anyway, she was very determined. I think she’s part cat. Every time I tried to get it away from her, excuse me, HIM, she grabbed him and ran to the other side of the yard. Didn’t you see me cover him with a giant leaf when she finally dropped him for a minute? She couldn’t see him anymore, so I was able to get her inside the house. So she didn’t actually eat him, she just.. Played with him.”

If you could see beady black eyes without irises roll, this is what he did. My explanation was exact, though! She didn’t EAT his friend. “He still died, Human. Died from those injuries.”

“Furthermore, I don’t know why I even care if she played with him, or why you care, either. He may have been your friend, but isn’t that less competition for you with the ladies? Isn’t it better that he’s gone?”

“You’d think so,” he said wistfully. “But we did live in burrows next to each other for 17 years, so we grew up together. We had many, many long conversations. So aside from the fact that in an odd way, your dog leveled the playing field, so to speak, it is bittersweet.”

I blinked the sweat out of my eyes, and wiped my forehead to no real avail. The air was almost suffocating. I am sure that has to be why I am sitting here, having a conversation with a cicada and not actually freaking out, other than wondering why the hell I am sitting here, having a conversation with a cicada.

The least of which because I have never liked them, because when I was six years old, a boy at my babysitter’s house used to snatch them off tree branches, and squeeze them so they would scream loudly, and chase me, up and down the street. Once he was chasing me through the yard, and I tried to climb the chain link fence to escape him, snagging the inside of my knee on the top of the metal fence, blood pouring down my leg. I have that scar to this day and have never forgotten how or why I have it.

“You have that scar to always remember us!” He said, butting into my thoughts. “Nick shouldn’t have been chasing you on the daily with us, but we can’t transform in broad daylight and blow our cover, so we just went along with it. He was a sadistic prick. He was soon removed.”

“Removed???? Wait, what the fuck, how are you doing that? How are you talking, and how are you reading my mind? Where is everyone, why are your loud ass little buddies quiet all of a sudden?”

“We’re not alone. They aren’t quiet, you just can’t hear them, the way we truly speak. With our minds. Which is how I can hear yours.”

I started to feel unnerved, and then I remembered he just said we can’t transform in broad daylight and blow our cover. My blood ran cold, and I began to wonder if I was still breathing, because I could not move.

“You’re breathing, chill. Everything is fine.”

“I suppose we have different definitions of FINE.”

Suddenly, the cicada jumped off the edge of the ashtray, and into the air, almost upright. His many legs began to meld together, until he had two arms, two legs, one body, one big head, but still, two giant black eyes. He was a greenish brown, like a cicada, and his skin reminded me of clay. Somehow I was calm. Not moving. Waiting.

“I guess clay isn’t so bad, you aren’t actually disgusted by me, so, that’s a plus.” His lips and mouth, which were very small, did not move. He … smiled? “YES WE SMILE! We can’t help ourselves, just like you lot can’t.”

You lot.

“Look, I’m not going to hurt you, I just want you to come with me on a little field trip. You may even enjoy it.”

“I don’t really have time to go anywhere right now, I’m sweating like a pig, I need to take a shower, my boyfriend is probably wondering why I’m taking so long out here,” I sputter. It’s one thing I was talking to a cicada. It’s another that the cicada morphed exactly into the alien-like creature that I always thought they looked like. I think about all the cicadas I’ve seen in my life, wondering if they were all aliens.

“Yes.” He said abruptly. “It’s how we keep our eyes on you. Well not you specifically, except in this case, of course,” he chuckled. “Humans in general. Some of us get eaten by cats or birds or squished by cruel little six year old humans chasing other humans, etc, but that’s just how it goes. We are the soldiers on the ground.”

My head began to feel like a fishbowl, sloshing around. “Just relax,” he said. “You’ll be back before you know it.” Panic suddenly shoots through every one of my cells and limbs like lightning.

“Hey Marco!” He turned around, talking to someone, another alien, again without moving his lips. The alien walked up out of the darkness of the backyard and joined him. “I found my lady friend.” His big black eye winked.

I was 45 years old and recently fired from my job. I had always wanted to go back to college and finish getting my degree. I assessed poorly in math for the placement test at the local community college. My idea was to buy the lower math class textbook and practice independently. A friend suggested I attend the adult/GED class in our small rural town for free to improve my math skills. I was the only adult learner; the rest were mandated high schoolers. (25 in all)

The professor was willing to change the schedule, so we did math first, and then I could leave at break time. She started the class by sharing what they would be studying after the break. Then we had a mini-math lesson, and we worked independently.

I am in the class and struggling with multiplying two digits. I am getting frustrated. I would check my answer, erase and try again, more than once, felt like a dozen times. I didn’t want to interrupt the professor. Suddenly, a kid came over and asked if he could help me. I asked what level of math he was on, Fractions! I said, sure. He asked me to talk out loud my thoughts as I was doing math. It turned out I was multiplying the number that I was carrying over instead of adding it. He never made me feel stupid. He calmly explained to me my error. He sat next to me and did his math as I was doing mine, so if I became stuck, he could help me again. He did for the rest of the year.

The next day, I walked into the classroom and the professor wanted to talk to me. I thought, oh no, busted since the kid helped me and didn’t do his work. She asked me about the kid and what I said to him. I explained how he was just helping me since I didn’t want to bother her since she was busy with other students. Were we in trouble doing that, I asked. She laughed and told me no, see, that student has never shown an interest in trying to get his GED, but during the break yesterday, he asked what he needed to do to become a math teacher. He explained that he was able to help teach the old lady, and he wants to teach now. She was pleased with my lack of math skills; it motivated the students to do their work.

As I mentioned before, she started the class by sharing what they would be studying after the break. One day after she did this, I asked her if I could address the class. She agreed. I stood up, introduced myself, and explained that I have my high school diploma, and always thought that anyone who didn’t and was getting a GED was a loser. I heard her gasp! Now, I can see, that it takes more brains to get a GED than I ever thought possible. I hear the professor share what you are going to study, and frankly, I don’t recall ever studying any of that in high school. So, if any of you get your GED, I admire you and congratulate you for a job well done. Keep up the great work, you all can do this, I know it! After the math part, I fully expected to be told to leave and never return. Instead, she thanked me for being brutally honest with them. That year, she had 12 get their GED and nine continue to college. The year before I showed up, she had two get their GED and not continue their education.

After my year of being in her class, I was ready to take on college-level math, finally. She contacted me over the summer and asked me if I would like to become an assistant in the GED class. I asked her what were the job duties, she told me that she would love it if I just sat with the students (cannot call them kids anymore) and studied with them. I would have other tasks, but sitting and studying would be the biggest one. I was in her class for four years. Every year, we had more get their GED and go to college than the previous year. She used me as an example in lots of ways. One year, I took the practice GED tests and posted my scores, she encouraged the students to at least take the practice tests and put a check mark if they did better than I did. Nope, they would put their name and gloat how much better they did than me. She worried that it was hurting my feelings. I told her, no, it’s getting them to take the tests, and I am all for it. Now, if it becomes abusive, we will tell them to stop that. None ever crossed the line.

Sadly, COVID closed the class down, but I still hear from the 40+/- that got their GED and went on to the local colleges.

Chocolate Kahlua Cream Bars

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Ingredients

Crust

  • 1 (18.25 ounce) box devil’s food cake mix*
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup soft butter

Filling

  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 4 cup confectioners’ sugar
  • 1/4 cup light cream
  • 1/4 cup Kahlua

Topping

  • 6 ounces chocolate chips
  • 1 tablespoon water
  • 4 tablespoons butter

Instructions

Crust

  1. Combine 1/2 cake mix with above. Blend well. Add remaining cake mix.
  2. Bake at 375 degrees F for 20 to 25 minutes in greased jellyroll pan.

Filling

  1. Beat butter and sugar together.
  2. Add cream and Kahlua.
  3. Mix in 1 cup of chopped pecans. Spread on base and chill.

Topping

  1. Melt all ingredients over hot water. Drizzle over filling.

Notes

* 18.25 ounce boxes of cake mix have been replaced by 16.5 ounce and 15.25 ounce boxes. To compensate for the volume loss in a 16 ounce box, whisk 6 tablespoons all-purpose flour into the dry cake mix before proceeding with the recipe. To compensate for the volume loss in a 15.25 ounce box, add 1/2 cup + 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour and 1/4 teaspoon baking powder.

Sometimes, the journey is more important than the destination

I was married to a woman who cheated on me not once, but twice in the space of a month. She had a degree in architecture and at the time made more money. I came home one day and she was gone along with all her clothes, our car, and all the money in the banks – but left both kids.

I never got any child support or alimony and struggled for a while. She went on to work for the GOP in fundraising and was doing well (according to her family).

I did finally get over it and got on with my life and a couple years ago she tried to contact my eldest son on Facebook (he was not amused) and he found out that she ended up as a prison guard in Texas and living in a mobile home. My son came over with my new grand child for a visit to my estate (6700 sq. ft. home, 5 bed, 4.5 baths on 3.65 acres overlooking a lake) and told me this had happened. Funny how things get reversed. She lived in a trailer while I own 6 houses (rentals), my own home, a nice Mercedes cabriolet, and a Cadillac. Makes me smile every time I think of it.

Sir Whiskerton and the Quest for the Holy Shoe

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale of mystery, mayhem, and one very lost shoe. Today’s adventure begins with the farmer’s missing footwear, a chipmunk with a flair for the dramatic, and a farmyard full of animals who are convinced they’ve stumbled upon the start of a divine quest. Yes, this is the story of The Quest for the Holy Shoe, where chaos reigns, puns abound, and Sir Whiskerton must once again save the day—or at least try to keep everyone from losing their minds.

The Farmer’s Footwear Fiasco

It all began on a quiet morning, much like any other. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Sir Whiskerton was enjoying his usual sunbeam on the barn roof. But the peace was shattered when the farmer stumbled out of the farmhouse, hopping on one foot and muttering under his breath.

“Blast it all!” the farmer exclaimed, scratching his head. “Where in tarnation is my other shoe?”

Sir Whiskerton raised an eyebrow. “Lost your shoe again, have you?” he muttered to himself. “Honestly, you’d think a grown man could keep track of his own footwear.”

But before Sir Whiskerton could offer his usual sarcastic commentary, Lucifer the Chipmunk appeared, his tiny chest puffed out and his eyes gleaming with mischief.

“Attention, everyone!” Lucifer declared, standing on a hay bale and addressing the gathered animals. “The farmer has lost his shoe! This is no ordinary loss, my friends. This is a sign—a sign of the Second Coming of the Holy Shoe!”

The farmyard erupted into chaos.

The Chickens Cluck in Excitement

Doris the hen flapped her wings dramatically. “The Holy Shoe? Could it be? The prophecy foretold this day!”

“Foretold! But also so exciting!” Harriet clucked, waddling in circles.

“Exciting! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched, fainting into a pile of straw.

Sir Whiskerton rolled his eyes. “Oh, for whiskers’ sake. It’s just a shoe.”

But no one was listening. The chickens were too busy clucking about the prophecy, the ducks were quacking hymns, and the geese were scurrying around in a frenzy, honking about the “divine quest.”

The Ducks Sing Their Praises

Ferdinand the Duck, ever the showman, took center stage. “Quack! Quack! Hallelujah! The Holy Shoe is upon us! Let us sing its praises!”

And so, the ducks began to sing, their voices rising in a cacophony of quacks and warbles. Bingo the Dog joined in with his howling, creating a truly ear-splitting performance.

“Oh, great,” Sir Whiskerton muttered, covering his ears. “Now we’ve got a choir of chaos.”

The Geese Gear Up for the Quest

Gertrude the Goose, ever the leader, rallied her gaggle. “This is no time for idle honking! We must find the Holy Shoe! To the cornfields! To the barn! To the… uh… wherever shoes go!”

The geese waddled off in all directions, their wings flapping wildly as they searched for the missing shoe. Meanwhile, Porkchop the Pig, Rufus the Dog, Big Red, and Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow were caught up in the frenzy.

The Crusade Begins

Porkchop trotted over to Sir Whiskerton, his eyes wide with excitement. “Whiskerton, this is it! The Holy Shoe! We must find it! It’s our destiny!”

“Destiny?” Sir Whiskerton said, raising an eyebrow. “It’s a shoe, Porkchop. A smelly, muddy shoe.”

But Porkchop was undeterred. “No, no, this is bigger than that! This is a quest! A crusade! We must form a fellowship—a band of brave adventurers—to seek out the Holy Shoe!”

Rufus wagged his tail. “I’m in! I’ve got a nose for this kind of thing. I’ll sniff it out!”

Big Red barked in agreement. “Count me in too! I’ll be the muscle!”

Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow mooed dreamily. “And I’ll bring the peace and love vibes. This quest needs some groovy energy.”

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Alright, fine. If it’ll shut everyone up, I’ll help. But let’s be clear—this is not a holy quest. It’s a wild goose chase. Or, in this case, a wild pig, dog, cow, and cat chase.”

The Search Begins

The newly formed “Fellowship of the Shoe” set off across the farm, searching high and low for the missing footwear. They checked the barn, the chicken coop, the pigsty, and even the pond, but the shoe was nowhere to be found.

Along the way, they encountered various obstacles. Lucifer continued to stir up trouble, declaring that the shoe was “testing their faith.” The chickens kept clucking about prophecies, and the ducks wouldn’t stop singing.

At one point, Porkchop got stuck in the mud, Rufus accidentally knocked over a haystack, and Bessie got distracted by a particularly shiny rock. Meanwhile, Sir Whiskerton was starting to regret ever getting involved.

The Farmer Gives Up

After hours of searching, the farmer finally threw up his hands in defeat. “Blast it all! I’ll just have to buy a new pair of shoes!”

But the animals were undeterred. The farmer’s resignation only fueled their belief that the shoe was indeed holy—and that their quest was far from over.

The Moral of the Story

As the sun set over the farm, Sir Whiskerton addressed the exhausted but determined animals. “Alright, listen up. The farmer’s shoe is gone. It’s probably buried in the mud or eaten by a raccoon. But you know what? Sometimes, the journey is more important than the destination. Or, in this case, the shoe.”

The animals nodded, their eyes shining with newfound determination.

“So,” Sir Whiskerton continued, “if you want to keep searching for the Holy Shoe, be my guest. But remember this: life is full of mysteries, and sometimes, the best thing we can do is laugh at the absurdity of it all.”

A Happy Ending

And so, the Quest for the Holy Shoe began. The animals, inspired by their first adventure, vowed to continue their search in future tales. Porkchop, Rufus, Big Red, and Bessie became the farm’s most unlikely heroes, while Sir Whiskerton returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day—or at least tried to.

As for the farmer? He bought a new pair of shoes… and promptly lost one of those too.

The End.

The Chinese DeepSeek scandal is a pretty good demonstration of what western GDP is actually worth. US AI companies lost $190 billion overnight, and now they’re crying for the government to ban DeepSeek.

DeepSeek most likely will be banned because there is no other option. Every American AI company is now worthless. These companies, like OpenAI, can’t compete with DeepSeek because its entire operating budget is literally less than what OpenAI pays its top executives.

Western countries have such large unadjusted GDPs on paper because it is 90% bullshit. This system can only function as long as competition is sanctioned, or literally invaded out of existence by the US military.

That is why western regimes are so hysterical and aggressive lately. Their days of artificially inflated prosperity are numbered and they know it.

Before the spelling in Indonesian was perfected. In Indonesia, the spelling Ophuijsen is used for Indonesian and Malay where it is written using Latin letters.

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The Van Ophuijsen spelling was standardized by Charles van Ophuijsen, a Dutch linguist born in West Sumatra, in 1901 and was valid until 1947 but was completely lost in the 80’s, so after the spelling reform in Indonesian, the influence of the Ophuijsen spelling was still influential until the 80’s.

The characteristic of Ophuijsen’s spelling is the use of punctuation marks and a way of reading like in Dutch which is ‘too heavy’ and involves holding/ exhaling a lot of breath when pronouncing it.

  • The sound “Ny” = Nj. Example: Cut Nyak Dien = Tjut Njak dien.
  • The sound “Sy” = Sj. Example: Sutan Syahrir = Sutan Sjahrir.
  • The sound “Kh” = Ch. Example: Khoerul Anwar = Choeroel anwar.
  • Letter U = Oe. Example: Utari = Oetari.
  • Letter J = Dj. Example: Jakarta = Djakarta.
  • Letter Y = ‘J. Example: Sayang = Sa’jang.
  • Letter C = Tj. Example: Cahaya = Tjah’ja.

Nowadays, in Indonesia you can still find the influence of the Ophuijsen spelling among Ngapak speakers.

My native language is Ngapak and verbally we still use the Ophuijsen spelling, for example when pronouncing consonant letters.

If you talk to a Ngapak person, just pay attention, for example if he speaks Jangkrik (cricket) then you will hear Djangkrik, Jembatan (bridge) = Djembatan, more..

Some examples of newspapers and advertising leaflets in Indonesia when they still used the Ophuijsen spelling:

Saludos.

Question: How would Japan respond to an invasion by mainland Chinese forces over their territorial claims on the Senkaku and Ryukyu Islands?

Answer:

Taiwan (Republic of China) had territorial disputes with Japan over the region for many years now and since 2012, mainland (People’s Republic of China) has also been physically patrolling the region.

The Japanese response is complaining, but do nothing.

Duh, PRC’s sea and naval patrol is way more powerful than Japan by a wide margin, Japan can’t maintain a sustained conflict in region and can’t win a short encounter, so there is nothing Japan can actually do in the region.

And frankly, I don’t think Japan really care that much about the issue. Duh, the whole 2012 Diaoyu island incident is ultimately engineered by Obama against the PRC-South Korea-Japan free trade zone and he is actually partially successful in that after the incident, the trade zone progress has stalled indefinitely. The fact that outcome require yielding actual control to PRC is actually not that big a price to pay, since US has no control over the region to start with.

So if US decided to do nothing about the issue, why would Japan bother with shedding any blood or effort over it?


Ultimately, Japan’s standing policy over the past 1500 years has always been it will knee and bow to the dominant power of the region. In fact, the very short time period (as far as historical scale goes) in the late 19th century to middle 20th century of Japanese dominance in the region has really demonstrated that the Japanese just isn’t good at being in charge.

This isn’t just a political thing either. The Japanese has always been terrible at large projects coordination as well. They are great at making individual parts, but they sucked at coordinating a large team and making system engineering of any kind.

It is actually rather weird, because you can say bad at managing a region is due to the lack of experience and innate scale, but when this kind of weakness shows up even for projects with only involves a couple of thousands of people, you know there is a deeper problem.

This is the distribution map of the Great Walls in China.You will find that it is not a long line, but a net.

I live in Shandong Peninsula, our province still have the Great Wall, which was first built by Chinese Qi state during the late Zhou Dynasty and the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States , more than 2600 years ago.

Why did people stop built it ? Because that big civil war in China, which lasted for more than 500 years, ended more than 2100 years ago. The picture below shows Jinyangguan pass 锦阳关 of Qi Great Wall. You will find that there is a road directly passing through the wall, and both sides of the Great Wall are Shandong Province, China.

Jinyangguan pass 锦阳关 is not a big pass, far behind the popularity of Shanhaiguan pass 山海关, the Top pass of the Great Wall.

But as other province worker from the northeast China.We are not crossing the Shanhaiguan Pass of the Great Wall to find chance now,but pass through Shanhaiguan Railway Station.

Because another Chinese civil war is over long long time ago…

In addition, since the late Qing Dynasty, China was invaded by foreign enemies till the PRC was founded, how many generations of Chinese sacrificed their lives for a better life now is naturally worth all Chinese to jointly safeguard and unite to prevent it from being eroded by imperialism again.

So just like National Anthem of the People’s Republic of China——Stand up, people who don’t want to be slaves ! Use our blood and body into our new Great Wall !

Therefore, the Great Wall of China just exists in a different way——Chinese people

Gold Diggers Furious! China’s New Marriage Law Takes Effect on Feb 1st – Their Plans Ruined?

BECAUSE HE’S A DISASTER!

I’m old enough to remember when he was going to end the war in Ukraine “on Day One” (if not before taking office). Fail.

He said prices would start going down “on Day One.” They’re going up.

Stock market is down.

Unemployment is up.

Eggs can’t be seen.

Germany is openly seeking “independence” from the US.

Europe is talking about a US-free NATO (which trump is furious about, so don’t tell me that was his secret plan all along).

He joined the Axis of Evil, voting with Russia, North Korea and Belarus — and against an ally — in the UN.

He accused Ukraine of “starting” a war in which they were invaded.

He appointed a drunk Secretary of Defense, a Russian asset as DIA, a guy with a hole in his brain to head HHS, a nut job who writes children’s books about King Donald to head the FBI — and then appointed as his #2 someone with no FBI experience whatsoever.

Measles are now in four states, with two deaths — the first in a decade.

He’s destroying government services. Putting hundreds of thousands of people out of work based on decisions made by a bunch of incels with no government experience, led by a ketamine addict who isn’t the official leader because he couldn’t get confirmed and doesn’t want to divest from his conflicts of interest.

He’s posting AI videos of “Trump Gaza” that are offensive to the Palestinian people and pretty much everyone who’s not a fan of bearded belly dancers getting felt up by a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist who is also, inexplicably, the president of the United States.

He is ignoring court orders. Freeing drug traffickers. Freeing sex traffickers.

A full list would take hours.

The acknowledged Worst President in American History is now even worse than the first time around.

Just A Memory

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Make a mysterious message an important part of your story. view prompt

Isla Stark

Sally grimaces as the wall comes crashing down, the edges of the room disappearing in a thick cloud of dust. There’s no turning back now. The old house needs a lot of work and she would have to roll her sleeves up and do some of it herself if she was going to have it finished before winter. Beggars can’t be choosers. She tucks a strand of short red hair behind her ear and begins to shift the rubble.

“Hello? Anybody home?” comes a voice from the front passageway.

“Back here!” Sally calls.

The shape of a tall, stocky figure appears in the kitchen doorway. She squints at his silhouette through the dust and feels a flicker of dismay. I must look a right state.

“Hello, can I help you?”

“Hi! I’m Mike, I live next door, I just thought I should pop in and say hi to my new neighbours!” He said, raising one hand in a half wave from across the room.

Sally gets a better view as he moves closer and she notices the crisp black and white uniform of the local police force. His dark hair was swept back roughly, and he stood with one hand tucked into his belt loop with an intrigued smile on his face.

“Hi I’m Sally”

“Great to meet you, it looks like you’re making yourself right at home! Is your husband not helping out with this kind of thing?”

“Ah well, I’m divorced so now it’s just me and my trusty sledge hammer,” Sally smiled.

“I’m sorry, that was dumb of me.”

Mike shifts from one foot to another, stuffing his hands deep into his trouser pockets.

“Have you lived here long?” Sally breaks the silence.

“Oh I’ve lived here all my life, my parents still live just at the other end of the village. I moved in next door when I became a PC, longer ago than I would like to admit!” Mike’s eyes smiled warmly. “What brings you out to this neck of the woods? Do you know the village?”

“Oh I’m not from around here. I bought this place at auction a few weeks ago, just looking for a fresh start really. I loved the look of the village and this was all that was in my price range. Good thing I’m not afraid of a challenge!”

Mike chuckled. “Well you’ll certainly have one of those with this place! It’s been empty for a few years since old Mr Mackenzie moved into Cedar View. I don’t think he had done any work on the place in my lifetime.”

“Yeah I’m getting that impression,” Sally said, eyeing the crumbling section of stud wall now strewn about the kitchen floor. “I might have bitten off more than I can chew, there’s so much to do before the builders come!”

“Well I’m just next door if you ever need anything,” Mike coughs and swats at the dust in front of his face.

“Thanks Mike, I guess I’ll see you around.”

Mike picks his way carefully back into the passageway and disappears from sight. It took Sally a moment to realise she was still standing in the same spot, a goofy smile on her face, and she shook herself out of it and picked up the sledge hammer.

 

By that evening Sally was exhausted, every muscle in her body ached as she hoisted herself up the stairs and into the small decrepit bedroom overlooking the back garden. The house had two larger bedrooms, but this one was in the best state for now. At least the floorboards were intact and the windows closed properly. She undressed and climbed into the sleeping bag on the narrow camp bed, ready for her first night in the new house. Sleep came in an instant.

 

A flash of white catches Sally’s eye, and she follows it up the stairs to the top floor of the house, hands feeling her way along the dark uneven stairway. Pushing open the attic door she sees a young woman shrouded in white gazing down into the garden, her profile illuminated by the pale moon. Her face is partially hidden by her long red hair, it catches the light as she stands transfixed by the view of the garden, her face unreadable. Sally starts as she hears a woman’s voice fill her head. I am here. The woman turns from the window and moves noiselessly towards the far side of the attic, navigating the stacks of boxes and broken furniture, her white nightgown shrouding her feet and ankles making her seem as if she were floating. She comes to a standstill in front of a large dust-sheet and her piercing eyes meet Sally’s expectantly. Sally is transfixed by the woman’s ashen complexion, the deep-set green eyes envelop Sally in their melancholy. The woman points with one alabaster hand to the shape beneath the sheet and Sally lifts it for her, unspeaking. The woman runs her hand slowly along the surface of the desk, making no imprint in the dust. Her hand continues along the ornately carved oak leaves at the desk’s corner, and then pauses. With a barely perceptible click, the oak leaves part as a concealed drawer slides forward. As the woman reaches in, Sally again hears the voice fill her head. I am here.

 

Sally wakes with a jolt. Her eyes comb the unfamiliar room until she is satisfied that she is alone. She flops back onto the pillow with a sigh, tugging the sleeping bag back under her chin and closing her eyes. A few moments pass. “Nope!” she calls out, heaving her aching body out of bed and fumbling on the floor for the torch she heads for the attic. She pauses in front of the draped sheet, the light from the torch casting strange shadows as she pulls the sheet aside. She feels herself holding her breath.

The carving makes Sally’s heart quicken as she traces her fingers over the oak leaves and acorns. She doesn’t react at the quiet click from the drawer. A small leather-bound book is all that Sally can see inside, and she removes it carefully. As she opens the front cover the torch begins to flicker and die and she carries the book downstairs to the back bedroom, closing the door behind her.

Sally is still wide awake at five a.m. the diary sprawled open in her lap. She is fixated on passages, turning them over in her mind, ‘I’ve lost all sense of time’… ‘Listening to the sounds of Annie playing down below’… ‘Refuses to let me see her’…  and the phrase that Sally can’t stop repeating to herself ‘no-one knows I’m here.’ Halfway through the book, the entries stop. Sally flicks through the blank pages, hoping to reveal some kind of answer and finally lets the book fall shut.

 

“Hi, I’m sorry to bother you,” Sally smiles as Mike opens the door, squinting into the daylight.

“What time is it?”

“Oh, gosh i’m sorry, it’s not even eight o’clock yet, I didn’t realise, I’ll come back another time,” Sally cringes, turning to go.

“No, wait, please. Is everything okay?”

Sally pauses, unsure where to start. “This might sound like an odd question, but did you know the people who used to live in my house?”

“Um, no not really, they kept themselves to themselves. There used to be a lot of gossip about the Mackenzies but it was all idle stuff really.”

“What do you mean?”

Mike swallows. “Well there was a missing persons case at the time, I remember my Mum telling me about it. Mrs Mackenzie ran off one day and never came back. Everyone knew that old Mr Mackenzie was a bit of a bully, probably knocked her about a bit, it wasn’t really talked about back in those days. And then one day she and the girl were just gone.”

“What girl?”

“The Mackenzie’s had a daughter, I don’t really remember her much. She was about ten years old when she left. Mr Mackenzie reported it to the police but nothing ever came of it. He sort of withdrew after that, nobody saw much of him.”

“Annie,” Sally breathed.

“What was that?”

“The little girl – is her name Annie?”

“Err, yeah, how do you know that?” Mike looks at her quizzically.

“I need to show you something,” said Sally, holding out the diary.

 

Mike closes the diary gently, and takes a sip of his now-cold coffee. Sally feels hoarse, having recounted her dream and finding the diary.

“The whole thing was bizarre, the dream was so vivid it was as if it were really happening. When I woke up I was freaked out, but I had this urge to go and look for myself, I just couldn’t ignore it.”

“What do you think it all means?”

“I don’t know. I just can’t get her out of my head. What kind of life did they have? What was going on in that house?  And how did she bring up her little girl like that? The diary isn’t really that long, how much time do you think it covers?”

“It’s not clear,” Mike sighed, “it’s all written in the same ink, the handwriting doesn’t change much, but there are no clues in the entries on what date they were written. What do you want to do with it?”

“What can I do with it? I guess this explains why she left, and what kind of life she had with old Mr Mackenzie, but what good will that do to share it? Most people won’t remember her. She’s just a figment of history now.”

“Maybe you could send it in to one of the newspapers, they might do a feature on it? Maybe she’s still around and might read it?”

“Yeah that might not be a bad idea. I’ll think about it. I haven’t cleared out the stuff  in the attic yet, there might be something up there that will tell us more.”

“Us?” Mike locks eyes with her over his coffee.

“Well, I only mean that…” Sally trails off, “You seem just as interested in this stuff as I do. Anyway, I need to be getting on, I’m behind on the demolition work,” Sally stands to go, fumbling over her coffee cup, the diary and nearly dropping both.

“Let me know what you find. Here is my number in case you need anything,” Mike holds on to the slip of paper as he meets her gaze, “Why don’t you swing by again tomorrow?”

 

Back in the kitchen Sally tries to continue where she left off but can’t stop thinking about the diary. The image of the woman in white, shut up in the house while life goes on below makes her stomach turn. She wonders how old Annie would be now, and if she remembers the house, wonders what her mother told her about their life here. Sally lets the sledgehammer fall, and trudges back up to the attic. She combs through the boxes, suitcases and looks under all the dust sheets, moving methodically from one end to another. As night falls, she comes to a stop at the oak desk and places the few things she has found gently on its surface. Some children’s books and toys, a gilt edged hand mirror, cracked and worn. And a blanket, well used and frayed at the edges, the blood-stain clearly visible within its knitted folds. Sally switches off the attic light, and goes to bed.

 

“No!” She screams. Sally feels herself being dragged downstairs, strong arms crushing the breath from her as she kicks and squirms. A rush of freezing air hits her bare skin as she is bundled through the kitchen door. Her kitchen door. She is silenced by the force of a fist making contact with her abdomen. Her view is clearer as she is hauled across the garden, a hand covering her mouth now. Her white flowing nightgown sticks to her as the rain lashes her skin. The stable door crashes open as she is manhandled inside, into the recesses of the stable. Her breath catches as the figure carrying her pauses, and she begins to scream again. She screams louder as she feels herself falling.

 

Sally sits bolt upright in bed, her body drenched in sweat and struggling to catch her breath. Throwing off the sleeping bag she jumps out of bed and grabs the torch. She takes the stairs two at a time and throws open the back door. Casting the torch across the garden she reaches the door to the stable and drags it open, straining against the force of the years of weeds, damp and decay. The dark stable is empty apart from the large workbench in the far corner. Sally circles the bench, scanning the torch beam over the uneven floor until she sees it. The trapdoor is partly concealed by one end of the bench and it takes her a few minutes to shift the weight of it until the brass handle comes into view. It takes all of her strength to lift the stone cover. The smell of damp earth and something putrid hits Sally as she shines the torch down into the void. The well is at least fifteen feet deep, the bottom barely visible. Sally lays down on the floor and extends the torch at arms length, the light now catching the reflection of the water at its base. Two skeletons lay partially submerged, their limbs entwined. The smaller one, clutched in her mother’s arms. Sally closes her eyes. “I’m here,” she sobs.

 

“Come quick,” Sally blurts into the phone, “I’ve found them, they were here all along.”

Yes! Especially if you know this person is going to cause drama. I married my high school boyfriend and was with him for 17 years. He was a narcissist with rage, a very dangerous and abusive person.

My three sons and I had escaped and had a wonderful life together until 3 1/2 years into our freedom my youngest son age 6 was diagnosed with a terminal brain tumor.

My ex did not visit the boys, did not pay support. He was a very absentee father, which all of us agreed was better for our new calm home and for our souls. When our youngest son was diagnosed, my ex did go with me to the very first Oncology neurologist appointment. so he was with my terminal son for 3 1/2 hours on that day.

Then again he visited when my son was at home under hospice care and was with him for approximately 3 1/2 hours.

In the 11 months of heavy duty caregiving, my ex was there for seven hours. After my son passed while I was planning the funeral my ex called to let me know that he would be there and who he would want there and who he would not want there and threats were made if certain family members showed up, etc.

I let him know that if this was his attitude, he was absolutely not to show up at the funeral.

There was a police station right across the street from the memorial Park and I called them.

I told them the situation And asked if they could have an officer at the funeral. They were so kind and I will never forget the officer saying how very sad, what a sad situation.

He let me know that he could not have an officer take the time to be present during the funeral, but since they were right across the street if we had to call them, they couldn’t be there in minutes.

My ex never did show for the graveside service nor did he come to the church service, but we were all looking over our shoulder, which was something we didn’t need that day.

I remember watching my oldest son constantly checking over his shoulder and thinking that his brother had just died and he was on guard looking for this awful man.

No one should have to deal with anyone that doesn’t have their best interest in mind at a funeral.

Cherry Chocolate Rum Squares

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Yield: 36 servings

Ingredients

Cake

  • 1 (18.25 ounce) box “pudding in the mix” devil’s food cake mix
  • 1 (21 ounce) can cherry pie filling
  • 1 teaspoon rum extract
  • 2 eggs, beaten

Frosting

  • 1 can chocolate fudge frosting
  • 1/3 cup chopped pecans
  • 1/4 teaspoon rum extract

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F.

Cake

  1. In a large bowl, combine the cake mix, cherry pie filling, rum extract, and eggs. Stir by hand until completely blended. Spray a 15 x 10 x 1 inch jellyroll pan (13 x 9 x 2 inch works fine) with cooking spray (or grease and flour** it). Pour the batter into the baking pan.
  2. Bake for 20 to 30 minutes. It is done when a wooden pick inserted in the center comes out clean.
  3. Cool completely.

Frosting

  1. Combine the canned frosting, rum extract, and pecans. Mix well. When the cake is completely cooled, spread over the top.

Notes

* 18.25 ounce boxes of cake mix have been replaced by 16.5 ounce and 15.25 ounce boxes. To compensate for the volume loss in a 16 ounce box, whisk 6 tablespoons all-purpose flour into the dry cake mix before proceeding with the recipe. To compensate for the volume loss in a 15.25 ounce box, add 1/2 cup + 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour and 1/4 teaspoon baking powder.

** For best results, use our Pan Release!

Maintain independence?

You’re wrong man.

China is a democracy, which means the power lies in the hands of the people, and by extension, their representatives, the CCP.

Power does not lie in the hands of the few ultra rich in China. The rich cannot control the medias, social medias, or lobby to have politicians speak on their behalf.

So in order to have some sort of security, private companies almost always try to get on the good side of the government in China. Since lobbying is illegal and punishable by death, the smarter private companies have learnt to follow and help with the CCP’s agenda for development of the nation.

For example, at the start of the Covid-19 pandemic, China was in desperate need of masks. So BYD, a private car-making company, made a high-profile publicity by converting their factory to making masks, and in two weeks became the top mask-maker in China and worldwide. BYD earned a lot of money selling masks, some name for itself, and got on the good side with the CCP.

Other private companies also actively do this to different degrees. They don’t try to maintain their independence, they try to make themselves connected and useful to the government. So they gain some sort of influence.

Do you lose thousands of dollars to your grocer every year? You buy from him but he doesn’t buy anything from you. Is he ripping you off? Should you burn down his store?

People buy Canadian goods. Even American people buy Canadian goods. People buy American goods. Even Canadian people buy American goods (or used to). But here’s the thing.

To be fair every Canadian will buy the same amount of American goods that every American buys of Canadian goods ok? That’s fair right?

So 40 million Canadians buy $1,000.00 worth of American goods. that’s 40 billion dollars.

But there are 350 millions Americans, and at a grand each that’s 350 billion dollars.

Result is a 310 billion dollar trade deficit. So what.

The United States consumes more stuff than it could ever produce. It will always run a trade deficit with just about every country because you have so much money. If you want to eliminate the deficits, lower your standard of living and stop buying so much shit.

I run a deficit with my Honda dealer but I wish I was wealthy enough to run a huge deficit with a Ferrari dealer.

I would get on my knees and pray for the country.

If the US gets to the point where they are calling up 65 year old men we are in big trouble.

I’m in good shape. My night vision sucks. I can’t handle extreme hot or cold anymore.

I served from 17 to 20 years old. Some of the training and requirements put a hurting on me at that age. Now it would probably put me in the hospital.

I would do something like work in an ammo plant or guard prisoners to help with the war effort.

I don’t belong in a uniform on the battlefield. That’s a younger man’s game.

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Greed and trickery will always lead to embarrassment. And while it’s fine to dream big, it’s better to do so with honesty and integrity

I heard about this woman and her misfortunes from my husband’s family. She got married to the love of her life and was ecstatic when she found out she was pregnant. About a month before delivery, her husband was scheduled for tonsillectomy. He died on the operating table due to an error in calculating the right amount of anesthetics. The baby was born and she raised her on her own for a few years.

She met another guy through a mutual friend and got married to him shortly thereafter. It was apparent that the main reason that he had married her was for her first husband’s insurance pay out due to his wrongful death during the procedure.

She had the money in her child’s account so she could use it for college or any other future needs. Her second husband would beat her up regularly for the insurance money but she refused to hand it over. Her parents found out about the abuse when their granddaughter phoned them to let them know that Mama was being beat up by Step Dad.

Her friends and family got involved and took her in along with the daughter. She has sworn off men since then even though it’s been several decades since the second husband’s abuse. She had always been a very attractive woman but she lost a lot of weight and aged almost overnight after him. She had premature gray hair in her late 20s.

When I think about how this woman might’ve been if her first husband who adored her had survived the tonsillectomy without the medication error, my heart goes out to her. Poor woman!

Title: Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Disappearing Racer: A Bugged-Out Mystery

Ah, dear reader, welcome back to the ever-eventful world of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and undeniably modest) detective. Today’s tale is one of absurdity, greed, and a pickle masquerading as a cockroach. Yes, you read that correctly—a pickle. But before you roll your eyes (as the farm animals so often do), let me assure you, this is a story worth savoring. So grab your magnifying glass and a sense of humor, because this is Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Disappearing Racer.


The Arrival of Mr. Ducky

It began on an otherwise uneventful morning. The cows were chewing cud, the chickens were gossiping, and I, as usual, was basking in a sunbeam on the barn roof. Peace reigned—until it didn’t.

“Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!” came a loud, quacking voice from the farm’s entrance. “Prepare to be dazzled, amazed, and utterly blown away by the greatest spectacle this farm has ever seen!”

I groaned. There was only one duck in the world who could cause this much noise and chaos before breakfast—Mr. Ducky.

The traveling duck waddled into the yard, his feathers slicked back and his trademark plaid vest looking as garish as ever. Under one wing, he carried a small wooden crate, which he waved dramatically in the air.

“Friends! Neighbors! Fellow farm dwellers!” Mr. Ducky quacked, addressing the gathering crowd. “I come bearing an opportunity so grand, so unique, that you’d be a fool to pass it up!”

“Oh, great,” Doris the hen muttered, rolling her eyes. “What ridiculous scheme is it this time? Last time he tried selling us ‘self-milking buckets.’”

“And don’t forget the ‘automatic feather fluffers,’” Harriet added with a cluck. “They were just hair dryers with stickers on them.”

“Quiet, everyone!” Mr. Ducky said, puffing up his chest. “This is no ordinary scheme. Today, I present to you… the world of competitive cockroach racing!


The Cockroach Race is Announced

The farm animals stared at Mr. Ducky in stunned silence. Finally, Porkchop the pig broke the awkward pause. “Cockroach… racing?” he said, snorting. “You want us to watch bugs run around?”

“Not just ANY bugs, my dear swine,” Mr. Ducky said with a flourish, opening the crate. Inside, a single shiny cockroach sat on a tiny cushion. “This is Mr. Golden, the fastest, most talented cockroach this side of the compost heap!”

The animals leaned in for a closer look. Mr. Golden was, admittedly, quite an impressive bug. His shell gleamed in the sunlight, and he twitched his antennae with an air of confidence.

“And here’s the deal,” Mr. Ducky continued. “For a small entry fee of, say, two corn kernels per animal, you can place your bets on which cockroach will win! I’ll even provide some ‘racing’ bugs for the rest of you amateurs to compete with—but I warn you, no one can beat Mr. Golden!”

“Two kernels?!” Ferdinand the duck quacked indignantly. “That’s robbery!”

“Don’t be so cheap, Ferdinand,” Mr. Ducky replied with a grin. “Think of the prestige of being part of such a historic event! Plus, the winner gets a grand prize—this beautiful, one-of-a-kind golden horseshoe!” He held up a tarnished, slightly bent horseshoe that had clearly seen better days.

The farm animals sighed. They all knew Mr. Ducky’s schemes were ridiculous, but, as usual, curiosity got the better of them.


The Farm Prepares for the Race

By mid-afternoon, the “cockroach racecourse” was set up in the barn. Mr. Ducky had drawn a series of lanes on the floor with chalk, each labeled with a number. The animals gathered around, some excited, others skeptical.

“I can’t believe we’re doing this,” Doris muttered, fluffing her feathers.

“It’s so undignified,” Gertrude the goose agreed, though she couldn’t help but peek over the shoulders of the crowd.

Porkchop waddled up to me, munching on an apple as usual. “What do you think, Whiskerton? Gonna place a bet on Mr. Golden?”

“I’m here strictly as an observer,” I said, adjusting my monocle. “Though I must admit, I’m curious to see how this plays out. Mr. Ducky’s schemes have a way of… unraveling.”

“Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian the hen screeched from the back of the crowd, fainting for no discernible reason.


The Disappearance of Mr. Golden

The race was about to begin when disaster struck.

“Ladies and gentlemen!” Mr. Ducky quacked, gesturing to the crate. “Prepare to witness history as Mr. Golden—” He froze mid-sentence. The crate was empty. Mr. Golden, the star of the show, had vanished.

“WHAT?!” Mr. Ducky squawked, frantically searching the barn. “Where is he?! WHERE IS HE?!”

The farm animals erupted into chaos.

“Maybe he ran away!”
“Or maybe he was kidnapped!”
“Or maybe he’s just smarter than all of us for leaving!”

“Calm down, everyone!” I called out, leaping onto a hay bale. “This is clearly a case for a professional detective. And luckily for you, I happen to be one.”

“Thank whiskers you’re here, Whiskerton,” Mr. Ducky said, wringing his wings. “If we don’t find Mr. Golden, the whole race will be ruined—and I’ll be ruined!”


The Investigation

I began by examining the crate. There were no signs of forced entry, which meant Mr. Golden had escaped on his own—or with help. I sniffed the air and detected a faint trail leading toward the barn door.

“Rufus!” I called. “Follow that scent!”

Rufus wagged his tail and bounded out the door, with Porkchop and me close behind. We followed the trail to the edge of the farm, where it abruptly stopped near the pickle barrel.

“Hmm,” I said, stroking my whiskers. “Interesting. The trail ends here, but there’s no sign of Mr. Golden.”

“Oh, Whiskerton!” Rufus barked, wagging his tail. “Look! A pickle!”

Sure enough, an old, shriveled pickle lay on the ground near the barrel. I picked it up with a paw and examined it closely. It was roughly cockroach-shaped, if you squinted.

“Perfect!” Mr. Ducky quacked, snatching the pickle from my paw. “We’ll use this as a substitute!”

“Wait, what?!” I said, stunned. “You’re going to race a PICKLE?”

“It’s all about showmanship, Whiskerton,” Mr. Ducky said, winking. “Besides, these rubes won’t know the difference!”


The Pickle Race

The race resumed, with the pickle—now dubbed “Mr. Pickleworth”—taking Mr. Golden’s place. Mr. Ducky rolled the pickle down the lane, while the other animals raced their cockroaches beside it.

The sight of a pickle tumbling along the floor was so ridiculous that the entire barn erupted into laughter. Even I couldn’t help but chuckle.

“Go, Mr. Pickleworth!” Ferdinand quacked, tears streaming from his eyes. “You’re a natural!”

In the end, the pickle lost (unsurprisingly), and the grand prize went to a particularly speedy cockroach named “Turbo Tim.”


The Moral of the Story

After the race, Mr. Ducky tried to sneak off with his entry fees, but the farm animals weren’t having it.

“Hand over the corn, Ducky,” Doris said, narrowing her eyes. “You didn’t even race a real cockroach!”

Under pressure, Mr. Ducky reluctantly returned the kernels, grumbling under his breath. “Fine, fine. You’re all a bunch of cheapskates anyway.”

As the crowd dispersed, I settled back into my sunbeam, pleased with how things had turned out.

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Greed and trickery will always lead to embarrassment. And while it’s fine to dream big, it’s better to do so with honesty and integrity.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

Buy American Made (And Go Broke) Or You Are A Traitor! Why We REALLY Buy From China!

I went to my 10-year and my 50-year reunions.

At the 10-year, the people hung with and caught up with the people they were closest to in high school. They mostly looked the same or better.

At the 50-year, it was hard to recognize anyone. People generally looked good, though. Nobody had anything to prove and chatted with a wide range of people. Most were there without a significant other. The SOs were either at home, unwell, dead, or an ex. I talked with friends and acquaintances from high school and some from back in elementary school. Had a great time. I sought out a guy from elementary school to tell him that I had never forgotten that he had been hit by a car in first grade and that a little voice had told be to look both ways while crossing the street ever since then! I said that he had saved my life more than once. I told a woman that I had always remembered the dress she had worn to the prom. It was made of blue terry cloth, designed by her sister. It was magnificent and she was magnificent in it. I wanted her to know how memorable it was.

if you have the chance, go to your 50th. Go without preconceptions or expectations. Go and have a good time. Tell people the good memories you have of them. Just do it!

To answer? Let’s start with a question. Which costs less: ground transport or airmail? Right.

So. Why does anyone fly cross country or send freight by air? Answer: because flying takes less time.

A traditional American train travels at an average of +/- 60 mph. That means a non-stop (2800 mile) trip from New York to LA takes would take about 48 hours. But there’s no practical way a freight train (especially America’s antiquated fossil fuel powered ones) can afford to go that distance without stopping multiple times for a total of a few additional days.

A commercial jet aircraft travels at an average of +/- 550 mph. Crossing those 2800 miles in about 5 hours. With no economics dictated stops along the way.

The typical commercial freight aircraft can carry (as long as it’s relatively light weight cargo) about 4 standard 20′ TEU of cargo. But not conveniently containerized. A lot of (polluting) fuel is burned hefting those 23 tons cross country. Just four containers’ worth. That’s what a single train-car carries (with far less concern re cargo weight).

Air cartage is fast but inefficient – in terms of energy required, of atmospheric damage done, and of possible cargo volume and/or mass.

Rail (American ‘snail rail’) is painfully slow but can, in a single 73 car train (that being the US average), carry 292 TEU (20′ containers). With weight a very minor issue.

Wouldn’t it be great to have something that’ll carry a train-load of cargo at a speed closer to that of air transport? China agrees with you on that. Hence its High Speed Rail network that serves every corner of China. (Equal in size to the US but with triple (and growing) the cargo shipment demand. High Speed Rail. Average speed? 180mph.

China’s HSR networks typical trains can speed along at up to 240 mph. That’s mainly when the train bears very light cargo – human passengers. Cargo, on the main network, could roll at up to 180 mph. Cutting that NYC-LA cargo time to about 16 hours. With stop-offs perhaps 2 days (compared to +/- a week for snail rail).

China’s current HSR freight trains run to 16 cars. That means up to 64 containers. About 1/5th of a snail rail train-load.

And China’s High Speed Rail is electric. Energy efficient. No emissions.

Even crude math confirms the superior business savvy of electric HSR over diesel snail rail. And? Less crude math confirms that not only does the PRC HSR out-perform snail rail by every metric – it beats air freight too. Often even in total time elapsed factory loading dock dispatch through to receiver.

And China’s new HSR track is engineered to be able to handle even greater traffic volumes at even greater speed. Cargo trains with speeds reaching 250mph are past working prototype stage. That’s cargo going NYC to LA in little as 11 hours. On the ground. Electrically-powered.

Except, of course, there are no (nor expected to be any) NYC to LA high speed cargo trains. No. Those trains are speeding goods and people to and fro Beijing and Ürümqi.

Travel. Passengers. That’s the cargo you focus upon. Let’s compare the PRC’s HSR with airline travel between several well-known PRC cities. Beijing. And Shanghai. 1200 miles.

Travel time by air (flight time only) 2 hr. 15 min. Add the 36 min. (mid-town Beijing to airport) + 63 min. (Shanghai airport to mid-town) transits and the total mid-town to mid-town trip will take 4 hrs. By train the same mid-town to mid-town by fast train will predictably take 4 hrs. 18 min. An 18 minute difference in exchange for rail-car comforts and no connections to stress over? That’s a win in my book. If the price is right.

So… Price? Fast train $200 – $276 (depending upon seating class and seat or sleeper choice). Air? Averages $350 – if you book at least days ahead. Train? Most days require no lead time. High Speed Rail wins both in terms of cost and comforts. And rail ties with air mid-town to mid-town (and anyone who frequent flies curses the way travel to and from the airport can eat a day.)

Oh, by the by? About air travel in China? China’s commercial airliners fleet (closing on 8000) out-numbers the US commercial fleet (under 6000). American inventory grow has stagnated while China’s commercial aircraft inventory is growing — the number projected to be nearly 16,000 by 2043. A delightful factoid . . . Bowing coulda woulda has the lion’s share of those aircraft sales. Even splitting the 8800 new aircraft with Airbus Boeing stood to rake in several trillion dollars. Trump-America’s crass a**-hattery flew that golden egg laying goose into a mountain of utter bs. America’s artless ‘art of the deal’ idiocy caused China’s management to sigh, shake their heads in disappointment, and double down on making many its own commercial aircraft (and perhaps some for export). So now the mix will likely be 50/50 Airbus/Comac (China’s aircraft).

So. China is ‘fast-tracking’ both high speed rail and commercial aircraft passenger capacity. China’s a century ahead of America in rail tech – and surging ahead in commercial air capacity.

I was born in the USA. Nearly 70 years ago.

When I was in my 20s and out of work I picked fruit for a couple weeks near Vacaville, California.

I was hired by a labor contractor. Al [AL, not AI], a friend of mine, and I showed up to the pickup point in Sacramento at 5:30am and got on a bus. When that bus left it was full of about 30 “American boys” ranging in age, as best I can recall, from 17 to late 20s.

We were picking apricots that day along side seasoned Mexican pickers. We were being paid by the box and, despite stopping to teach us more efficient ways to pick, those men and women still out picked us about 4 to one. By the 10am lunch break it was about 90 degrees in that orchard. When lunch break ended, nearly half the guys who’d been on the bus with us did not return to the field (I have no idea how they got back to Sacramento).

The next morning Al and I, sore as we were, were the only ones on the bus and when we arrived those same Mexican pickers were already in the orchard working.

Higher pay might attract more “Americans” to try, but in my opinion agricultural work requires a level of intelligence, skill, strength, and stamina that is greater than nearly all of us “Americans” are willing to provide.

ADDENDUM (8/23/19): I want to thank everyone who has upvoted my little anecdote and also say that I am pleased that it prompted so many others to relate their own experiences and insights and otherwise express their thoughts on this subject. The overwhelming majority of the comments have, in my opinion, broadened and deepened the discussion and, I hope, increased understanding. Even the very few comments that have been surly and fault-finding have been interesting. Thanks again to you all.

ADDITIONAL ADDENDUM: Upon reflection it has occurred to me that I have implied that all farm workers, including the ones I worked with, are undocumented. This implication is false. I do not know how many, if any, of my coworkers were undocumented. I apologize to you and to them.

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Girl Dies And Is Shown The Room Of Knowledge During Fascinating NDE

Giving Back

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Make a mysterious message an important part of your story. view prompt

Karen McDermott

“Whoo! Look at this, Eileen – I’m Marilyn Monroe!”

 

Eileen peered over the top of her glasses and put down the receipt she had been puzzling over. Janice, her eccentric boss at the Rewild Life Charity shop was holding the straps of a dazzling white ball gown up to her shoulders, doing twirls in the back room that barely had space for the staff lockers, let alone such activity.

 

It was January 8th and they’d been inundated, as usual for the time of year, with unwanted Christmas presents. Piles of DVDs still in their cellophane wrappers. Perfumes from women perplexed by why their husbands wanted them to smell like Parma Violets. Confusing board games families had decided they had had their mileage from already, lengthy instruction booklets not lending themselves well to post-roast slumps.

 

“Price it up at 20 quid?” suggested Eileen.

 

Janice checked the label and Eileen heard her gulp that followed inspection even over radio softly crooning on the shelf behind her. “Reckon we’d get £40 for this one.”

 

“Reckon we’d actually stand a chance of selling it this decade if we stuck to £20.”

 

Janice shrugged in grudging agreement. She hung the beautiful dress on the rail ready to be steamed and took her trusty scissors into slicing open the next bag of goodies, or not-so-goodies.

 

Eileen, satisfied she had solved the mystery of the receipt – someone had punched an extra ‘0’ on a sale – and which volunteer to quietly reprimand about it, moved on to the bric-a-brac shelf. She started checking the week numbers stamped on the labels to decide whether it was finally time to cast the eyesore of the souvenir novelty ashtrays in the recycling bin. Janice had been so sure they would sell. But then Janice struggled to see why every prospective customer who walked in to their little shop did not share her somewhat unique taste. Today this was represented by pink elephant earrings and a cartoonishly gaudy combination of a lemon yellow belt and green pumps.

 

The bell over the top of the door tinkled, its instigator chiming in with “Morning Janice, Morning Eileen.”

 

“Hi Grace,” Janice and Eileen chorused in return, Eileen uttering a small sigh of relief after. An extra pair of hands was direly needed to sort through donated stock and unwrap the new goods Head Office insisted on sending through, even though the staff barely had the space to hang their own coats up. Janice had once wondered aloud what market research it was that resulted in pre-packaged measuring spoons and shoehorns being sent their way when most customers wanted to try on clothes, root through boxes of old costume jewellery and pick a book to take to the beach.

 

Janice had also voiced her usual misgivings when considering the 20-year-old Grace’s application to volunteer. “Students…,” she’d begun. “…they go home in the holidays and they’re lumbered with too many essays, then realise they’ve bitten off more than they can chew.” But Eileen had just ignored her and had called Grace in to interview. The young woman had nodded enthusiastically, saying she could come in for four hours a week and so far had stuck to her word. Except for an extended field trip to an art gallery in Edinburgh; but then she’d come back laden with so much shortbread to divvy up amongst the staff that the managers, with bellies straining, told her she would have to do it more often.

 

“Lovely to see you, Grace,” said Janice. “Did you have good hols?”

 

“Yes thank you Janice,” replied Grace, tucking a lock of strawberry blond hair back under from where it was escaping her hat. “And you? How are the boys?”

 

Eileen let the pair catch up while she made a list of everything she wanted to get done that day. ‘Nothing’s impossible if you simply break it down to smaller tasks’ was her oft-quoted motto. Janice was forever threatening to print it on a tie-dyed t-shirt for her.

 

“Grace,” said Eileen, “would you be willing to nip over to Scribbles over the road and see if they can change up these tenners?” They were forever running low on £5 notes.

 

“The girl’s only just got here, give her a break!” protested Janice, theatrically rolling her eyes and puffing at her fringe, which was purple that week.

 

Grace laughed. “I’m here to work. Of course I will – I’ll do it now while I’ve still got my coat on.”

 

“Grand. Cuppa tea’ll be waiting for you when you get back,” assured Eileen, handing over a sheath of tenners to their new charge. “Don’t worry if they can’t change up all of them. Just whatever they can spare.”

 

Grace returned triumphant, and the three fell back into their usual rhythm: Janice sorting donations, Eileen on banking, Grace on till when it was busy, neatening displays when it wasn’t.

 

The bell went again and Grace looked up from the vase she had decided to fill with plastic flowers to greet a tall, rather pasty-faced gentleman who looked to be in his thirties. He raised his eyebrows in acknowledgement of her chirpy greeting, then decided to add a nod in lieu of words. Grace thought perhaps he was shy like many of their customers, lovers of nature and peace, seemed to be. The man made a beeline for the books. And continued the metaphor when he started humming along to a pop song on the radio (which Grace had subtly changed the station of when she deemed it safe to do so). Perhaps he wasn’t so shy.

 

Grace started running a cloth over some of the china ornaments, wondering for about the eighteenth time whether she should adopt the porcelain cat with the whiskers covered in splashes of cream. A sculptor herself, she was forever marvelling at how the tiny white drops had been formed. She had the skill for bold designs, but lacked the patience required for smaller embellishments. She was still waiting to find out if patience was a subject taught on her course.

 

A clicking noise took her out of her reverie and she looked up just in time to catch the mysterious man quickly putting something in his jacket pocket and striding out of the shop. Curious, Grace went over to see what had made him run off – surely he hadn’t stolen something? Who would be so heartless as to steal from a charity?

 

The only thing she noticed was the spine of a science fiction book standing out a little further from its line of brothers, which she had fastidiously straightened earlier. She loved the painter Piet Mondrian and hence loved a clean line. Grace looked at the cover of the book – strange ships floating in unnaturally coloured skies. Curiosity told her to open the book and to her horror she found someone had scribbled a mysterious illegible message in it. Whenever she opened a textbook from the university library if she found underlinings or highlighting added by a previous borrower she was driven to distraction and would have to return the book.

 

“It can’t be sold in this condition,” she thought, and so left it on the checkout desk with a sticky note on for her bosses explaining why it had been pulled out.

 

Nothing further untoward happened that day. When Eileen cashed up at the end of the day – it had been another slow one and she was dreading justifying the takings to Janice, whose responsibility it was to sign off on reports to Head Office – she caught sight of the pulp paperback Grace had left on the desk. She read the note, deciding to peep to assess the damage herself. Grace could overreact at times, which both Eileen and Janice agreed was due to her generation’s time spent in such sterile environments. “Afraid of getting her hands dirty,” Janice had said. She’d offered once for Grace to have a go at sorting. The girl had only lasted half an hour before saying the smelly socks and smudged picture frames were pushing it but finding someone had donated a used toothbrush sealed the deal for her, and back to tidying and dusting she went.

 

Eileen quickly identified the ‘scribble’ as the author’s signature, wondering what they were teaching in higher education if Grace hadn’t been able to see that. She laughed to herself while unlocking the cabinet they put the more valuable items on display in and finding a nook for the book in amongst the exquisitely beautiful rings and old cameras.

 

The funny-looking, slightly dog-eared book sold three days later, to a buyer saying they should have been asking for more. He’d slipped an extra fiver into the box on the till.

 

A fortnight later, the now less mysterious man (now identified as award-winning author, John Glass) came back to the shop, entering with more of a stride than a shuffle this time. Grace, recognising him (she read a lot of crime books and was attuned to registering distinguishing features in case she was ever called to give a statement), assumed he was now feeling more confident in his surroundings, having scoped out the scene and left his mark. After a time spent flicking through an aeronautical tome, John cleared his throat and approached Grace at the desk, where she was pricing up bags of buttons.

 

“Hello,” she said, with a shy closed lipped smile. She had dazzlingly white teeth and usually afraid to let people know it, so what was happening to her? Had she become a little star-struck? Over this man she hadn’t know from Adam until a mere couple of weeks ago? “If it’s buttons you’ve come for, you’re in luck,” she announced, waving a little plastic bag of them.

 

Grace mentally kicked herself. Who says such things? If they had been chocolate buttons, it might have been a touch more understandable. She tested one by bending it. Definitely plastic.

 

Fortunately John smiled back at her instead of running for the hills.

 

“Bit old for her, isn’t he?” commented Janice, from where she was hiding out the back with Eileen. Both occupied, but keeping one eye on the proceedings. It wasn’t every day they had visits from esteemed writers.

 

“Oi, weren’t there fifteen years between you and your Paul?” queried Eileen, who was trying to untangle a bunch of necklaces and only succeeding in making it worse. Defeated, she put them in a basket and decided to sell them as a job lot.

 

“Fourteen, actually,” said Janice, her hand automatically drifting to the locket she wore. Eileen knew it contained a picture of Janice’s husband and an ultrasound scan photo of her son, Peter.

 

Eileen looked back at the counter, where some sort of information exchange was in process. Grace had brought out the notepad they used for when the till was playing up, and Mr Glass was brandishing his controversial pen again.

 

“Is he signing her a personal poem do you think?” asked Janice, in what she considered to be a whisper.

 

Eileen was fretting. What if somehow he hadn’t meant for the book to be sold? Was he registering a complaint? Well if so, Janice would have to step up and deal with it. The assistant manager may have a dutiful nature, but she drew the line at –

 

Grace had rushed over even before the shop’s bell had finished its goodbye serenade.

 

“You’ll never guess!” she squealed, flapping the bit of paper around like a bird that had alighted upon her hand and wouldn’t get the hint to leave.

 

“Dinner reservation/complaint”, said Janice and Eileen in unison, which threw Grace for a moment, who ceased her pirouetting.

 

“I got chatting to the man who signs his own books…”

 

Janice nodded impatiently, causing her laser blue frames to almost bounce off the tip of her nose.

 

“…and he was telling me all about his new book. It’s set in the head office of a nature reserve, he says…”

 

“That’s quite a change of scene for him, isn’t it?” Eileen interrupted.

 

“I expect something peculiarly wild happens in it, but I said ‘no spoilers’ please. Anyway – he’s offering to do a signing here. He said his agent could take care of the marketing and it would bring a load of new people into the shop.” The famed white teeth were flashing now.

 

“What about refreshments?” asked Eileen.

 

“You’re too practical for your own good at times,” remarked Janice. “Continue, Grace.”

 

“He said the agent would sort all of that as well. Oh, I could get my housemates involved too – Sara makes her own elderflower cordial and Angelique bakes a scrumptious carrot cake.”

 

Eileen was showing signs of warming to the idea; her forehead displaying fewer crinkles.

 

Janice was almost bouncing off the walls. “We could certainly use the custom. Let’s ring him up and say yes, shall we? C’mon Eileen.”

 

“Now don’t you start singing that song at me again, you know it makes me –”

 

“Agree to anything I say? Yes, that’s why I do it.”

 

Eileen scowled as she watched as her colleagues crumpled into heaps of laughter at her expense. “Fine, but you’ll be the one calling.” Eileen took the scrap of paper from Grace’s quivering hands and passed it to Janice, who pinned it to her noticeboard. Grace was called away by the door again and the three once again returned to their usual routine, only all lighter in heart in that moment.

 

*

 

The book signing event seemed to roll around in no time. It was to start at 6:30pm, giving the women time after closing to clear what space they could and to lay out rows of chairs (some of which were kindly on loan from Ari’s, the Greek café down the street). The publisher’s team were busy pouring out cups of wine and orange juice that completely covered a trestle table that was normally reserved for housing stationery in the back office. Janice had covered it beforehand with a large shawl that was woven with glinting gold thread.

 

“Looks fit for a king,” remarked Grace’s housemate Angelique, who was cutting a large cake into dainty slices. She had been hearing a lot about the author over the past few weeks. She had to hide a smile when her comment resulted in Grace going over to the table to flatten down a wrinkle.

 

Eileen was occupied in pinning donated curtains over the wall displays, to give the evening a clearer backdrop. The agent from the book company looked particularly relieved when the novels by other authors had been hidden from view. Janice had wanted to hang up a string of fairy lights shaped like flying saucers in the area from which John Glass would be doing his reading, until Eileen pointed out they had not been tested by a qualified electrician, as was business practice. Janice clucked, but complied. The agent sounded relieved by this also, saying it wasn’t in keeping with the new image they were trying to project for the author. The agent spotted a spinning display of nature-related birthday cards and wheeled it towards where John’s chair awaited him.

 

“Who does she think she is, coming in here and rearranging the furniture,” hissed Janice.

 

“Hush, will you,” said Eileen. “We might end up selling some cards tonight.”

 

“I thought you’d already cashed up for the night?”

 

But Eileen was two steps ahead. She turned around and dove into a box, bringing out a donation tin patterned with bees and their hives. “I’m giving these out to the volunteers, with instructions to mingle after the Q&A.”

 

Janice squeezed Eileen’s arm. “You’re brilliant, you are.”

 

Eileen blushed under the extra make up she had treated herself to for the evening. She noticed Grace’s eyelashes also appeared to have doubled in size, plus she was wearing an elegant blue dress spotted with tiny white butterflies she hadn’t seen on her before, which fitted her lean form like a glove.

 

By 6:45, all the seats were occupied, a few other interested parties even standing at the back.

 

“If only we could always be this busy,” murmured Eileen.

 

“Be careful what you wish for,” warned Janice. “We wouldn’t even be able to get to the stock to replenish it.”

 

“Shush, it’s starting!”

 

Sure enough, John’s agent had become the welcoming intro. Everybody listened enraptured after the introduction while John read extracts from his new book, aware they were the first members of the public to be hearing the words. John began quietly and some struggled to hear. He was clearly more accustomed to writing instead of talking, but the applause he received bolstered both his confidence and the volume of his speech.

 

When the evening drew to a close, Eileen and Janice collected the tins from the volunteers, joyful at finding them all a lot heavier than when they had initially been distributed.

 

Many customers, clutching freshly signed first editions, remarked that they would be returning soon to see the mysteries that lay behind all the curtains. Soon, all who were left were the managers, the agent, the star volunteer, and the author. All were tired, but happy.

 

John was signing the last book of the batch to Grace, after waving her money away.

 

“Perhaps he’ll include dinner details this time,” Eileen said hopefully.

 

“No. He’s probably writing a complaint.”

 

Eileen looked at Janice.

 

Janice look at Eileen.

 

Then exploded into cackles, causing the agent to almost upset her orange juice.

 

“Only kidding,” said Janice. “Oh, you should see your face. Priceless.” Then she nodded toward Grace and John. “I bet their story has only just begun.”

 

First movers have their advantages.

China couldn’t make any move in ICE cars because the legacy automakers own all the IPs.

China instead started pioneering the industries nobody’d been to – EVs and green energy. They own the new technologies through their IPs and the scale of the lead means they set industry protocols and standards. Late comers must follow.

Beware that China is way ahead in 6G. Huawei is the manufacturer of 5G equipment and implementation and within a few years, no chip restriction can restrict Huawei from controlling the IoT market. Huawei owns most of 5G and 6G IPs.

So yes, China is writing the world’s technological rules. The table’s turned. This is why the Germans and the Japanese must double down and manufacture in China for their EVs.

Banana Fudge Cookies

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Yield: 3 1/2 dozen

Ingredients

  • 1 (18.25 ounce) box chocolate cake mix*
  • 1/3 cup mashed bananas, ripe
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tablespoons water
  • 6 ounces semisweet chocolate pieces

Instructions

  1. Combine cake mix, bananas, egg, and water in a bowl. Beat with electric mixer at medium speed until smooth.
  2. Stir in chocolate pieces.
  3. Drop by rounded teaspoonsful, about 2 inches apart, on greased baking sheets.
  4. Bake in a 350 degrees F oven for 8 minutes or until done.
  5. Remove from baking sheets; cool on racks.

Notes

* 18.25 ounce boxes of cake mix have been replaced by 16.5 ounce and 15.25 ounce boxes. To compensate for the volume loss in a 16 ounce box, whisk 6 tablespoons all-purpose flour into the dry cake mix before proceeding with the recipe. To compensate for the volume loss in a 15.25 ounce box, add 1/2 cup + 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour and 1/4 teaspoon baking powder.

I was seated on a flight from Acapulco to Toronto next to an older retired couple.

I commented “ it smells like we’re having spaghetti on this flight”

The man mockingly said to me “ What kind of spaghetti sauce do you eat?”

I felt talkative so I went on to describe how my family makes spaghetti sauce and he replied “ That’s exactly how we make our sauce!”

I went on to say that although my father was born in Canada Our family was from a small town in Italy called Francavilla al mare.

Both the man and the woman exclaimed “ We both from Francavilla al mare! “

So what were the odds? 200 people on the flight, random conversation about spaghetti sauce, and we both make the same sauce because we’re from the same place, and I was right we did have pasta on the flight.

Sometimes, the biggest mysteries have the simplest explanations

I would suggest being supportive of his goals and aspirations, and do not be dismissive or discouraging but at the same time ensure he has a grasp on reality. I was about 15 when I decided to set my sights on becoming a SEAL myself. Not sure anything would have swayed my decision either way but definitely some thoughts that an aspiring BUD/S student should consider:

1.) Most importantly, WHY does he want to be a SEAL? This is a HUGE question to be considered carefully. There is really no absolute “right” answer but there are a few wrong ones… if he wants to be a SEAL because it looks cool or sounds cool, that is a WRONG reason. In order to be a SEAL, a person has to want to DO THE JOB OF A SEAL – not just be able to say that were a SEAL.

2.) Is he preparing adequately? When I went to BUD/S, it was a guarantee as long as my PST scores met the absolute minimum standard). As I understand it, today it’s a bet more popular and thus more competitive to even get INTO BUD/S – the more competitive your PST scores, the better chances he has of getting orders to BUD/S.

3.) He does need to realize that only about 25% of those that go to BUD/S will graduate. So even with close to 150 or so of the most qualified candidates- only 25% or so will make it. That is not pointed out to cause doubt, but to serve as a reality check. If his “why” in number 1 above is appropriate and if he has the ability to push past anything and everything thrown at him, he will have a better chance at being successful.

There are plenty of former SEALs doing podcasts and all that. The information out there is abundant. He should absorb as much as he possibly can to know what he is getting himself into. I and other SEALs have written at great length right here on this site about how to prepare, etc.

It is super challenging obviously, but if approached for the right reasons and with adequate preparation it is quite achievable and while it is certainly not without its drawbacks, it also makes for a very satisfying and rewarding career.

Best of luck…

I was at JFK waiting for a flight to SFO that was overbooked and they were looking for volunteers to take a later flight. I didn’t want to wait all day, so I didn’t volunteer.

There was a teenage girl standing next to me that didn’t look well. I asked if she was ok, and she said she’d gotten sick at boarding school and was on standby to go home to San Francisco. I went to the counter and told the agent that I really didn’t want to give up my seat, but would do it if they gave it to the girl. So they did the trade and said they would try to get me on.

They called a bunch of standbys but not me. Then they made the final boarding call, and I figured I was going to be stuck for a while.

Then, right before they closed the door, the gate agent grabbed me and we ran down the jetway, handed me off to a flight attendant, who took me up to the single seat in the very front of the 747 first class. She brought me a glass of champagne and told me ““Mr. Harriman, they told me you are a very nice guy and we are supposed to take especially good care of you.”
And they did!

Why more foreigners want to go to live in CHINA?

Title: Sir Whiskerton and the Mystery of the Enormous Eggs: A Shell-Shocking Case

Ah, dear reader, welcome once again to the wild and wonderfully wacky world of the farm, where drama unfolds, feathers fly, and mysteries abound! Today’s tale begins with an egg—a big, ginormous, absolutely eggstraordinary egg that threw the entire barnyard into chaos. But fear not, for when chaos reigns supreme, Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective, is on the case!

Hold onto your hats (or feathers), folks—this is a tale of confusion, wild speculation, and one very fancy ostrich named Pistachio. So grab your magnifying glass and prepare for a cracking good time.


The Morning Surprise

It all began at sunrise, as most barnyard shenanigans do. The roosters were crowing, the cows were chewing, and the chickens were clucking about their usual nonsense. All was peaceful… until Doris the hen let out a screech so loud it nearly knocked the feathers off the entire coop.

“WHAT IS THAT?!” Doris squawked, pointing a wing at the nesting box.

The other hens gathered around, their beady eyes wide as they stared at the object of Doris’s horror—a massive, oval-shaped, pale cream-colored egg. It was at least five times the size of a normal chicken egg.

“Did… did YOU lay that, Doris?” Harriet asked, her feathers trembling.

“ME?! Of course not!” Doris clucked indignantly. “Do I LOOK like I could lay something that monstrous?!”

“Well, it wasn’t me!” Harriet replied, puffing up. “But if it wasn’t you, then who…?”

“Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian wailed dramatically, fainting into a pile of hay. “It’s unnatural! Unholy! It’s… it’s an alien egg!”

And just like that, the coop descended into chaos. The hens clucked, squawked, and threw out theories faster than you could say “scrambled eggs.”

“I heard the farmer’s experimenting with mutating feed!”
“What if it’s a dinosaur egg?!”
“Maybe it’s a prank by those troublemaking ducks!”

It was a full-on poultry panic.


The Ducks Get Ducked

Meanwhile, over by the pond, Ferdinand the duck was preparing for his morning quack-practice when his routine was rudely interrupted by a loud splash. He waddled over to the nesting area, only to find… you guessed it… another enormous egg sitting in the reeds.

Ferdinand’s beak dropped open. “What in the name of pondweed is THAT?!”

“Did YOU lay it?” Bingo the dog asked, lazily scratching his ear nearby.

“LAY it?!” Ferdinand quacked, scandalized. “I’m a DRAKE, you flea-bitten furball! I can’t lay eggs!”

“Well,” Bingo said, tilting his head, “then who did?”

“Clearly, this is a sign!” Ferdinand declared dramatically, puffing out his chest. “A sign that I, Ferdinand the Fabulous, am destined for greatness! This egg has chosen ME as its guardian!”

“Or,” Bingo muttered under his breath, “it just rolled here.”

But before Ferdinand could claim the egg as his own, the geese arrived, and things took a turn for the chaotic.


The Goose Is Loose

Gertrude, the leader of the geese, was not pleased when she saw the egg. “What’s this?!” she honked, glaring at Ferdinand. “You ducks think you can just LAY eggs in OUR territory now?!”

“It’s not OUR egg!” Ferdinand quacked indignantly. “And for your information, we don’t lay eggs this big. Maybe it’s YOURS!”

“How DARE you!” Gertrude honked, her feathers flaring. “We geese lay perfect, elegant eggs, not… not this monstrosity! And besides, if it were ours, we’d know!”

“Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian screeched from somewhere in the distance, fainting again for no apparent reason.

As the geese and ducks argued, the mysterious egg sat there, oblivious to the drama it had caused. And while feathers flew and accusations were hurled, one thing was clear: they needed answers. And there was only one animal on the farm who could crack the case.


Enter Sir Whiskerton

I was, as usual, enjoying my morning sunbeam on the barn roof when Rufus the dog came bounding up, tail wagging and tongue lolling.

“Whiskerton! You’ve got to come quick!” Rufus barked. “There’s a mystery on the farm!”

I opened one eye lazily. “Oh, Rufus, there’s always a mystery on this farm. What is it this time? Missing mud puddle? Ghostly mooing in the pasture?”

“No, no! It’s eggs! Enormous eggs!” Rufus said, practically vibrating with excitement. “One in the chicken coop, one by the ducks, and now the geese are fighting over one too!”

At the mention of “enormous eggs,” my ears perked up. I stretched, adjusted my monocle, and jumped gracefully to the ground. “Very well,” I said, flicking my tail. “Lead the way. Let’s see what all this egg-citement is about.”


The Investigation Begins

Rufus and I were soon joined by Porkchop the pig, who waddled over munching on an apple. “What’s this I hear about giant eggs?” he asked, snorting. “Sounds like breakfast to me.”

“It’s not breakfast, Porkchop,” I said, rolling my eyes. “It’s a mystery. And as the farm’s most brilliant detective, it’s my duty to solve it.”

We started at the chicken coop, where Doris and the other hens were still clucking in a frenzy. I examined the egg closely, noting its size, texture, and faint earthy smell.

“Interesting,” I muttered. “This is no chicken egg, that’s for certain.”

“Tell us something we DON’T know, genius,” Doris snapped.

Next, we moved to the pond, where Ferdinand was still arguing with Gertrude. The second egg was identical to the first, and both were far too large to belong to any bird on the farm.

Finally, we visited the geese’s nesting area, where the third egg sat like a silent judge over the chaos. I stroked my whiskers thoughtfully. Three eggs, all enormous, all appearing overnight… What could it mean?


The Shell Shocking Discovery

As we pondered the puzzle, Big Red the dog trotted over, his red fur gleaming in the sunlight. “I saw something last night,” he said, wagging his tail. “A big bird wandering around. Real fancy-lookin’, with long legs and a long neck.”

“A big bird?” I said, my ears perking up. “Why didn’t you say so earlier?!”

“Well,” Big Red admitted sheepishly, “I thought it was just a weird dream.”

With Big Red’s lead, the four of us—Rufus, Porkchop, Big Red, and myself—set out to find this mysterious bird. It didn’t take long before we stumbled upon her: an enormous ostrich wandering in circles near the barn.

“Ah, greetings!” she said in a prim, formal voice. “I seem to have misplaced myself. This farm is simply enormous! I go around and around, and yet I never seem to arrive anywhere.”

“Who are you?” I asked, narrowing my eyes.

“My name is Pistachio,” she said, bowing her long neck. “I’m an ostrich, and I appear to have gotten… er… lost.”

“Lost?” Porkchop snorted. “Lady, you’ve been laying eggs all over the place and causing absolute chaos!”

“Oh, dear!” Pistachio said, flustered. “I didn’t mean to cause trouble. I thought those nesting areas were… well… free real estate.”


A Happy Ending

After much commotion, we managed to explain the situation to the chickens, ducks, and geese. Pistachio, being the polite and formal creature she was, apologized profusely for the confusion. The farm animals, while initially skeptical, eventually forgave her.

The farmer, noticing Pistachio wandering about, decided to let her stay. She quickly became a beloved (albeit absent-minded) member of the farm, known for her fancy manners and tendency to wander in circles.

As for me, Sir Whiskerton? I returned to my sunbeam, satisfied that I’d once again brought peace to the farm. The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, the biggest mysteries have the simplest explanations. And no matter how big or small, there’s always room for one more friend on the farm.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

John, you’re CLUELESS. Your anti-China rant is getting old.

DeepSeek should be understood as the Seagull moment for our AI tech people. It will be verified to be transformational. Our AI gurus are still digesting after picking their jaws off the ground like those Detriot auto executives did when they saw BYD’s Seagull and told its pricetag was $11,000. This parallels DeepSeek’s $5.5 million to OpenAI’s $5 billion.

At the end of the day, DeepSeek is about AI training.

For context, why do you think it’s Sam Altman the one out front trying to downplay DeepSeek’s challenge and diverting discussion to “copying and counterfeiting”? Why do you think Jensen Huang is so quiet? Answers: DeekSeek is fundamentally undermining OpenAI’s business paradigm by making AI training accessible to most enterprises while Nvidia’s is quite secure for their well entrenched position in the AI ecosystem.

Another guestion John, for someone who has extensive experience dealing with the Chinese, why do you think they just gifted the U.S. such a valuable AI asset? Xi was certainly in a not-so-charitable mood when he cancelled all Chinese EV investments in India when Modi stipulated IP-transfer of EV technology

Before proceeding further, it would be most helpful to read what the experts have to say.

DeepSeek Unlocks Golden Opportunity For IT Infrastructure Providers

DeepSeek removes cost barriers to AI training, opening the door to much broader adoption and competition in the IT infrastructure market.

Another contextual highlight is necessary to understand the DeepSeek saga better.

U.S. propaganda narrative is America is democracy the Good Guy and China the authoritarian the Bad Guy. The table is turned for AI.

The U.S. reality had been our Big Boys monopolizing AI. Our Magnificent 7 gang poured billions in a cloud-first AI training play to make market entry to be so prohibitively expensive that it’s dominated by this handful of giant tech players.

Of most significance are three – Amazon Web Services (AWS), Microsoft Azure, and Google Cloud Platform (GCP) – commanding almost 70%, repeat 70%. of global cloud services – that used AI to inflate its capitalization with an AI mound that promises a fat cow they can milk on for the next 20 years. And they are already fleecing businesses because they can charge whatever they want.

DeepSeek evaporated this monopoly by democratizing AI training showing hyperscaling is not necessary. They used a fraction of older Nvidia GPUs and a much shorter time to streamline AI training to a level previously considered unattainable.

And OpenAI, a closed model, trying to insinuate that DeepSeek is “copying or counterfeiting or piggieriding” their system, is shooting itself in the foot. If they can’t “protect” themselves from this, they really can’t monetize their investment and stay competitive. . . .and threatening the big three cloud providers’ business model. On the other hand, AI applied and used at the enterprise level can prosper quite well. These are AI-applied services in a direct to business model that can charge for services in an open competitive market.

So why did China gift an Open-Source AI technology to the U.S.? If U.S. players were to just pay a little attention to what’s going on in China, they would readily see that DeepSeek has been essentially doing it the Shenzhen style. They share. Most of the technologies used are likely not proprietary to them. There’s a collaborative ecosystem of AI companies. For example, former Google China CEO Lee Kai-Fu revealed his AI unicorn is even spending less for AI training at $3 million!!

DeepSeek does not have the silver-bullet technology. This is what Steve McDowell of the Forbes Article said: “DeepSeek’s approach enables smaller enterprises to participate in AI development by significantly reducing the hardware and costs required for training. It’s a moment that mirrors historic IT transformations, like the transition from mainframes to mini-computers and, ultimately, PCs, where decentralization unlocked new opportunities at every point.”

OpenAI’s model is brute force with billion$ worth of GPUs thrown in for AI training at the cloud level. McDowell said::”If DeepSeek’s claims hold, rack-level training clusters may now be possible.” Rest assured this is not “if”, China’s AI ecosystem is already doing this.

Read the story about Liang Wenfeng. DeepSeek used up only 2,000 of his 10,00 stash of Nvidia GPUs. There will be more of his models on the way. These will be refined enterpirise level models expanding on more superior LLM model.

Who is DeepSeek founder Liang Wenfeng, the math whiz-hedge fund manager upending the AI industry?

The millennial math nerd behind DeepSeek launched his own hedge fund before turning to artificial intelligence chips.

Chinese AI companies do not have to copy OpenAI models. Know this, AI needs data. And China is the Saudi Arabia of data. Their data has both quantity and quality. Chinese internet users do everything on their smartphones – EVERYTHING. This is the data to die for. This is the superior AI models must build on.

Yes. China has surpassed the USA economically, technologically, militarily, diplomatically, socially and politically. The Americans are deluding themselves. They cannot contain China.

China is the sole industrial superpower of the world. The USA doesn’t even come close.

China leads the world in 57 out of 64 critical technology fields, according to ASPI.

China has the world’s largest army and the world’s largest navy. China’s hypersonic missiles will keep America’s carrier battle groups at bay.

China has good relations with nearly the entire Global South, thanks to the Belt and Road Initiative and BRICS.

Life in China is indisputably better than life in America, as TikTok refugees to Xiaohongshu (Red Note) are discovering. The Chinese fully support their government; the Americans do not.

You’ve been chosen

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Make a mysterious message an important part of your story. view prompt

Melissa Behrend

“You’ve been chosen” the subject line stated. No punctuation, no specification as to what she’d been chosen for. The sender? A large hardware chain. What in the world would she want them to choose her for? she thought. Nothing, that’s what. She marked the email as spam and closed her laptop, never giving the missive another thought.

 

 

“You’ve been chosen” greeted her once again the next morning, bright and early. She hadn’t had her coffee yet, so she nearly opened the damn thing without even looking, but then she noticed the hardware store’s name and the somewhat creepy headline.

 

Something about the missing punctuation. Shouldn’t they have used an exclamation point if she was chosen for a prize or something? Seems like if you wanted to generate a feeling of excitement, really get someone stoked to open an email, you’d use an exclamation point. Wouldn’t you? Whatever. The point was, she noticed just in time and didn’t open it. Mark as spam. Move on.

 

 

“Emma you’ve been chosen” made her do a doubletake. Hey, the sender was personalizing things now. They still hadn’t figured out the punctuation (They weren’t just missing an exclamation point, but a comma, too. Where were these emails coming from, where had the sender been educated? Did they miss the day on punctuation? As an English major, it really was starting to piss her off.)

 

Now they had her name. Had they paid a little more to the evildoers on the Dark Web to get her info? If she opened this particular email, would she find additional personalized tidbits?

 

Would she find the hardware store had chosen her to win a year’s supply of bird food (the only thing she ever seemed to buy at the hardware store…), or was her name the extent of the personalization? She was tempted to open it, but she wouldn’t. She remembered reading–somewhere, who knew where, that if you opened a spam email you would signal the sender you were reading their crap and they’d just send you more (and was it possible to get, like, a virus or something if you opened it? Or was that just attachments? Maybe she should Google it.)

 

Anyway. Mark as spam. Move on.

 

 

“Emma, you’ve been chosen. Open now.” Whoa. This morning they’d seriously stepped up their game. Had Zuckerberg been bugging her thoughts? Punctuation, finally! She’d still prefer an exclamation point, because without it, this seemed ominous, but at least there was punctuation. Well done. She still wasn’t going to open the damn email. At this point, it was a game of wills. And now that she thought about it, wasn’t her email provider supposed to be filtering this crap out? She’d reported it as spam for three days now. The sender was the same (damn that hardware chain) and the subject lines were pretty much the same every day…why was it so hard for them to send this to spam? Why was it her job every day?

 

Whatever. Mark as spam. Go to work.

 

But now she was pissy and starting her day on the wrong foot. She felt like she was not going to have a good day. Damn those hardware spammers, damn her email provider. Shit, she was running late. See? Bad day already.

 

 

The next morning, she woke up in a bad mood and couldn’t figure out why. She stubbed her toe on the way to the bathroom. Put her yoga top on inside out. Nearly fell over putting on her yoga pants. Almost put moisturizer on her toothbrush. What the hell was going on!? Why was she so off today? Oh yeah. Yesterday.

 

Yesterday, she’d gone to work in a bad mood because of that damn email. What was it about those emails that was putting her in such a crabby headspace? Was it the fact that she kept reading too much into the subject line—it seemed so menacing. Was she just pissed that spam kept getting through her email filters? Well, whatever it was, she ended up at work yesterday feeling grumpy and was short with a colleague, who then decided to run to a manager and complain.

 

Then, she was called into the manager’s office and given a talking to. It wasn’t terrible, since she was able to fob it off on a ‘bad day’, but still. Who wants that?

 

This whole thing was giving her a headache, and it was really making her angry. It was SPAM for fuck’s sake! SPAM!

 

Dammit. She swore if there was another one of those damn emails in her inbox this morning, she was going to reply to the damn thing.

 

She was obsessed. These things were driving her mad.

 

Bypassing coffee, she reached for her phone. She opened her email. God DAMMIT! There it was. But it was…different.

 

“Emma, you’ve been chosen. Read this now. Or else.” Geez. Melodramatic much? She tried to laugh it off, but her skin had broken out in goosebumps. She felt a cold sweat on her brow, in her pits. This subject line was so not cool. What the fuck was going on? Someone had to be messing with her, and it wasn’t the hardware store, of that, she was very sure.

 

But she refused to open the email. Mark as spam. Move on.

 

 

“Emma, you’ve been chosen. Open this, or we’ll come back.” Wait, what? Who was coming back Emma wondered. What the fuck? Who was emailing her? This was insane. Jesus.

 

Who did she know that a) had gone away and b) was really pissed at her for some reason? Pissed enough to threaten her? The subject line said ‘we’…not ‘I’…so that was odd. And the sender said ‘come back’ not ‘be back’…was that a clue? It had to be, right? ‘I’ could mean an old boyfriend coming back to haunt her…but ‘we’? Maybe it was just her parents. Maybe they wanted to visit her again? Those visits always went well. Ha.

 

Shit. She had no idea. She really wanted to open this email. But she wouldn’t. She couldn’t. Right? Who could she ask about this? She worked at a tech company—she wrote marketing copy, but still, it was a tech company. She had several friends in the IT department who could (possibly? She had no idea how these things worked…) help her trace this thing. Maybe they could tell her who was actually sending them to her.

 

But, shouldn’t she read one of these emails before she asked for help with them? Would it sound too crazy to just say the subject lines were freaking her out? No. She was sure she’d read (somewhere) that opening spam was bad.

 

So, she’d take her laptop to work with her and ask someone to help her. She’d beg if she had to.

 

“Hey, Chuck! You busy?” she asked the bespectacled young man who sat behind a desk laden with D&D figures and Funko Pop bobbleheads.

 

“Hi, Emma, what’s up?” he asked, smiling.

 

“So, I’ve been getting these weird spam emails,” she began.

 

“Oh, man. Sorry about that. The filters here are supposed to grab those before they get to your inbox.”

 

“Actually, no, they’re in my personal email. At home, and I was just wondering if I could show them to you? I have a question about them…” she said.

 

“Oh, sure. Not to worry, I can help,” he smiled. His smile assuaged her fears. He’d know what to do. She could just tell.

 

“Whew, thanks. I just keep getting them. I don’t know why my email provider doesn’t filter them. I get them every single morning, and they’re pretty much the same.”

 

“Have you opened one?” he asked, giving her a stern look.

 

“No! I was pretty sure I wasn’t supposed to,” she explained.

 

“Good. Usually, it’s more dangerous to open an attachment, but it’s safer to just delete spam without opening it,” he said.

 

“That’s what I thought. The thing is, though, they’re kind of creepy. It seems like they’re a little threatening? I think. And the subject lines seem to be getting…I don’t know, more aggressive?”

 

“Whoa, Emma. That’s crazy. Let me take a look,” he said, gesturing to her laptop.

 

She passed it over, with her spam folder open. She’d left all of them there, so you could see the escalation as you looked from the first to the last.

 

He peers at the emails for a second, reading the subject lines.

 

“Yeah, Emma, these sound crazy! I mean, it’s most likely just sent from a spammer—someone who’s paid to generate this stuff. But I’m guessing whoever the spammer is, they took some weird liberties with their subject lines. I guess they were bored at work. Maybe a creative lit major with a second job?” He laughed, and smiled at her, trying to ease her mind. It worked.

 

“Are you sure? Nothing to worry about?”

 

“I don’t think so, but let me trace their IP address, and I can ease your mind a bit. Shouldn’t take me long. Do you mind if I keep your laptop for a moment? It could take me a few minutes, or it could take hours, depending on how well they’ve hidden themselves.”

 

She thought quickly. She’d closed all her tabs, and there wasn’t really anything embarrassing in her email right now…”Sure, that’s fine. Thanks for doing this.” She must have looked relieved because he smiled again.

 

“No worries! Happy to help. Like I said, I’m sure it’s nothing.”

 

She went back to her desk and got to work, with one eye on the clock. She hoped Chuck would find something out for her, and relatively soon. She hated to take time away from whatever he was supposed to be doing.

 

Losing herself in work, she was surprised to look up and find

 

Chuck standing next to her cubicle. She looked down. Two hours.

 

“Did it work? Did you figure out who’s sending me those emails?”

 

He shook his head and shrugged. He looked defeated. His entire body drooped. He seemed sad to be disappointing her. “No, I’m sorry Emma. I tried everything, but they’re hidden pretty good. I assumed they’d be using a VPN, but I thought I could at least track down the company. But no luck. They really don’t want to be discovered. But, if it’s any consolation, most spammers use practices like this. They never want to be held accountable for clogging up inboxes. I really don’t think it’s anything to be concerned about, though.”

 

She sighed, shrugged. “Ah, well. Thanks for trying. I appreciate it.”

 

That night, as soon as she got home, inexplicably, Emma checked every lock on every window and door. She felt a vague sense of unease. She couldn’t put her finger on it, but she knew it had something to do with those damn emails.

 

Her phone dinged. An email. No, she thinks. She can’t take another one.

 

“Emma, you’ve been chosen. Don’t try to find us. We’ll find you.”

 

WHAT? Freaking out, she looked out the kitchen window. With the lights on inside and the darkness outside, she felt like she was on display, under a spotlight in a shop window. She closed the kitchen blinds, then ran through the house again, this time closing all the curtains and blinds.

 

This was insane. They knew she’d had Chuck try to track them. Whoever they were. And they were coming for her. Her hands shook as she opened her laptop. She had no idea what to do, but she started going down rabbit holes. How to track spam. How to track an IP address. How to stop spammers.

 

The consensus seemed to be that there was nothing she could do. She felt powerless. She was powerless.

 

A new email popped up.

 

“Emma, you’ve been chosen. Don’t fight it.” She screamed and dropped her laptop. She ran to the kitchen. She needed her phone close at hand in case she needed to call 911 call; a knife to defend herself. She had no other weapons. No dog to bark, no pepper spray.

 

She couldn’t sit down. Should she just leave? She didn’t want to just walk around the house, randomly looking into rooms. She’d seen so many scary movies where the woman, all alone, walked into a dark, empty room, only to have the door close behind her, finding herself trapped with a killer. “I will not be a final girl!” she yelled out loud, at no one. At nothing. Wait, did she want to be a final girl? She was so confused about final girls…were they the final ones left alive, or the final ones to die?

 

She shook her head. She was delirious. She needed to leave. To go somewhere where there were lots of people. Phone in hand, she grabbed her purse, her keys, headed to the garage door.

 

Her phone pinged. An email. She wouldn’t look at it. But she did. She looked down. “Emma, you’ve been chosen. There’s nothing you can do.” She’s reading the email and doesn’t look up in time. The door leading from the garage opens while she’s preoccupied.

 

“Emma, you’ve been chosen.” She hears the words and looks up. She screams, but it’s too late. They had come back.

Not much. They will pass the cost to consumers and if sales drop due to the price hike they will hike them again to compensate. Look how in 2023, “the year of inflation” Kraft/Heinz sold less products but posted a profit increase of 450%,

Why Your Groceries Are Still So Expensive
Inflation may be leveling off but high food prices are here to stay. Companies have raked in huge profits while selling less food. But it doesn't have to be this way.

I quote from the above article. Bolding is mine.

“Kraft Heinz dominates the packaged cheese category at 65% market share. Category unit volumes are up just 6%, while prices are up 21%. That is exactly the intention. “We are not going to be chasing volume,” according to the Kraft Heinz CEO, “We’re going to be looking to drive profitable volume.””

In other words they don’t want to sell more product, that would involve more staff, more trucks, etc. In other words it would provide jobs. But instead they plan to make more on every product they sell. By raising prices.

“In 2022-2023 Kraft Heinz profits skyrocketed from $225 million to $887 million, an increase of 448%. Gross profit margins reached 34%, up 400BP over Q3 2022.”

The United States exists for these corporations. If they are still losing money, no, let me correct that. If they are still not making as much money as before they will appeal to the government for relief. And they will get it. More tax payer money to the corporations.

I was off-duty at the time, which, of course, makes it easier to catch people red-handed, but dicier, since, unless it’s something serious, you really don’t want to have to get involved.

I was in a line at a movie theatre that was showing a midnight screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I knew that half (if not three quarters) of the audience was going to be toking up once the lights went out, ’cause that’s what college kids do at midnight screenings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Hell, I might get high myself just from the second hand smoke.

But, with the lights out, I wouldn’t know who was who unless they were sitting right next to me, so I didn’t worry about it.

But while we were waiting in line, some guy lit himself a joint two people in front of me.

I didn’t want to make an arrest, of course, but I couldn’t let that kind of public lawbreaking go by without protest.

So I left my two companions to hold our place in line, got out my star and ID, walked up behind the guy, and, while standing right behind him, dangled my open badge case right in front of his eyes.

He turned white.

“Buddy,” I said, “I’ve been looking forward to this movie all week, and I really don’t want to have to miss it ’cause of a two-bit marijuana bust when I’m off-duty. So do us both a favor, and put the dope away ’til we get inside the theatre, and I can’t see where the smoke’s coming from.”

He acquiesced.

Alaska King Crab in a Warm Lemon-Cilantro Sabayon

Alaska King Crab

Prep: 45 min | Cook: 10 min | Yield: 8 appetizer servings

Ingredients

King Crab

  • 1 1/2 pounds Alaska King crab legs (about 4 legs)
  • 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted

Warm Lemon-Cilantro Sabayon

  • 4 large egg yolks
  • 1/4 cup dry white vermouth
  • 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
  • 1/2 teaspoon Dijon mustard
  • 3/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • Small pinch cayenne pepper
  • 6 tablespoons heavy cream
  • 1/4 cup chopped cilantro

Instructions

King Crab

  1. Twist and separate the sections of crab legs at the joints, while pulling out the long pieces of cartilage that run into the adjacent sections. Using kitchen shears, cut the shells open and remove the leg meat. Pick the body meat from the sections of crab at the base of the legs. Pat the crabmeat dry on paper towels. You should have at least 12 ounces.
  2. Choose eight individual gratin dishes, eight 4 to 6 ounce ramekins, or one small shallow baking dish. Brush the inside of the dish or dishes with melted butter. Arrange the crabmeat in the dishes, breaking the large pieces apart if necessary to fit. Brush the crabmeat with melted butter, cover the dishes, and refrigerate until almost ready to serve.

Warm Lemon Cilantro Sabayon

  1. Choose a medium size stainless steel mixing bowl and a saucepan on which it will sit. Fill the saucepan with about 2 inches of water. When the bowl rests on the pan, the bottom should not touch the water. Bring the water to a boil.
  2. Prepare a large bowl filled with ice water and have ready.
  3. Whisk the egg yolks with the vermouth, lemon juice, mustard, salt, and cayenne in the mixing bowl. Place it over the boiling water and whisk vigorously until the sabayon becomes very thick and fluffy, about 2 to 3 minutes. Plunge the bowl the larger bowl filled with ice water, and whisk until the sabayon is cold to the touch.
  4. In a separate bowl, whip the heavy cream until it forms soft peaks, then whisk it into the sabayon. Stir in the cilantro. Refrigerate the sabayon in a covered container until you are ready to finish the dish. It will keep up to a day.

To serve

  1. To serve, heat the oven to 300 degrees F with the oven rack in the upper third. Bake the dish or dishes of crabmeat, uncovered, until just warm, 7 to 8 minutes.
  2. Remove the dishes from the oven and turn the boiler on high. Spoon the sabayon over the crabmeat. Broil until the top of the sauce is nicely browned. Serve right away with slices of crusty baguette.

Nutrition

Per serving: 185 calories, 11g total fat, 6g saturated fat, 57% calories from fat, 169mg cholesterol, 17g protein, 1g carbohydrate, 0 fiber, 905mg sodium, 61mg calcium and 200mg omega-3 fatty acids

Attribution

Recipe and photo used with permission from: Alaska Seafood
Recipe by Jerry Traunfeld, Executive Chef, Poppy

It is because the thing is made in China.

If DeepSeek made in Japan or some European countries it would had been celebrated.

The US like to create something that is under its control. Once it has established that it usually pass it over to countries it considers as allies to do legwork like it has always do over the decades. China somehow took that privilege from it.

However more importantly, China had been able to develop it 10 times cheaper. While China maybe 5 or 10 years behind the US in AI, with less costs and its ability to offer DeepSeek free of charge it will be able to cater a different market space. It is like the start of the struggle between the IOS and Android back in 2008 all over again.

The only difference is that it has now become a competition between major US companies and Chinese companies. It is no longer a competition between 2–3 US companies. The rules are changing and that’s make the US feeling uneasy.

A bear might be mistaken for a cat, and a simple jar of honey can bring everyone together

I was an easy target in elementary school because I was small and quiet.

I remember this one kid, Glen, was messing with me one day in the gym. He kept walking around me in a circle kicking me in the back of the leg and talking crap.

I was a little bit frozen in fear and not reacting much as he continued to circle and kicked me. Eventually he walked away to do something else, and the thought occurred to me, why should I let him get away with that? He’s not much bigger than me and has no right to touch me.

I stood there thinking and fuming for a bit, while Glen was off talking to some other people, completely oblivious and having forgotten about me.

At that point, I started seeing red and was a little dizzy with anger. I walked straight up to Glen, who didn’t see me coming, and kicked him as hard as I could right in the stomach.

I caught him completely by surprise and I could tell it hurt him because he grunted as soon as the kick landed. At that point we grabbed ahold of each other trying to take each other down and then the gym teachers separated us.

I don’t remember if we got in trouble afterward. All I remember was how good it felt when I landed that kick.

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Honey-Loving Bear

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another delightful adventure in the life of Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s most brilliant (and modest) detective. Today’s tale involves a bear, a jar of honey, and a case of mistaken identity that will leave you grinning like a cat who just discovered the can opener. So grab your sense of humor and let’s dive into The Case of the Honey-Loving Bear.


The Bear-y Beginning

It all started on a sunny afternoon when Sir Whiskerton was lounging on the barn roof, enjoying a well-deserved nap. The peace was shattered by a loud thud followed by a series of confused grunts. Sir Whiskerton’s ears perked up, and he peered over the edge of the roof to see a rather large, furry creature stumbling through the barnyard.

“What in whiskers’ name is that?” Sir Whiskerton muttered, squinting at the intruder.

The creature was a bear—a big, fluffy bear with a goofy grin and a jar of honey clutched in his paw. He looked around, clearly lost, and muttered to himself, “I swear, the honey was this way… or was it that way? Oh, bother.”

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Another day, another mystery,” he said, leaping down from the roof to investigate.


The Honey Hunt

The bear, whose name was Tony, had wandered onto the farm in search of more honey. He was a friendly sort, with a big heart and an even bigger appetite. Unfortunately, Tony wasn’t the brightest bear in the woods, and he had a tendency to get lost—especially when honey was involved.

“Excuse me, sir,” Sir Whiskerton said, approaching Tony with his usual air of authority. “You seem to be lost. May I assist you?”

Tony blinked down at the sleek black cat. “Oh, hello there! I’m Tony. I’m looking for honey. Have you seen any?”

“Honey?” Sir Whiskerton raised an eyebrow. “This is a farm, not a beehive. What makes you think you’ll find honey here?”

Tony scratched his head. “Well, I followed the bees, but then I got distracted by a butterfly, and then I smelled something sweet, and now I’m here. Do you think the farmer has any honey?”

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Unlikely. But I suppose we can ask around.”


Porkchop and Rufus to the Rescue

As Sir Whiskerton and Tony wandered the farm, they ran into Porkchop the pig, who was lounging in his favorite mud puddle.

“Hey, Whiskerton!” Porkchop called out. “Who’s your new friend? He looks… big.”

“This is Tony,” Sir Whiskerton said. “He’s a bear. He’s lost and looking for honey.”

“Honey, huh?” Porkchop said, his eyes lighting up. “I love honey! Maybe we can help him find some.”

Just then, Rufus the dog bounded over, his tail wagging. “Hey, what’s going on? Who’s the big guy?”

“This is Tony,” Sir Whiskerton repeated. “He’s a bear. He’s lost and looking for honey.”

“Honey?” Rufus said, tilting his head. “I think the farmer has some in the kitchen. But how are we gonna get it?”

Tony’s eyes widened. “The farmer? Oh, I don’t know… I’m a bit shy around humans.”

“Shy?” Porkchop laughed. “You’re a bear! You’re, like, the biggest thing in the woods!”

“Yeah, but humans are scary,” Tony said, scratching his head. “They’re always yelling, ‘Here, kitty, kitty!’ and I don’t even know what that means.”

Sir Whiskerton smirked. “Well, Tony, you’re in luck. I happen to be an expert at dealing with humans. Follow me.”


The Farmer’s Mistake

The group made their way to the farmhouse, where the farmer was busy tinkering with his tractor. As they approached, the farmer looked up and spotted Tony.

“Well, I’ll be,” the farmer said, squinting at the bear. “That’s the biggest cat I’ve ever seen! Here, kitty, kitty!”

Tony froze. “Oh no, he’s calling me! What do I do?”

“Just stay calm,” Sir Whiskerton whispered. “He thinks you’re a cat. Play along.”

But Tony panicked. “I can’t! I’m a bear, not a cat!” And with that, he turned and bolted, crashing through the barnyard and knocking over a wheelbarrow in the process.

The farmer scratched his head. “Huh. That’s one fast cat.”


A Bear-y Happy Ending

After a bit of chaos, Sir Whiskerton, Porkchop, and Rufus managed to calm Tony down and explain the situation to the farmer. The farmer, realizing his mistake, laughed and fetched a jar of honey from the kitchen.

“Here you go, big guy,” the farmer said, handing the jar to Tony. “Sorry about the mix-up.”

Tony’s eyes lit up. “Honey! Thank you!” He took the jar and immediately dug in, getting honey all over his face.

“Well,” Sir Whiskerton said, watching Tony enjoy his treat, “I suppose this case is closed.”

“Closed!” Ditto the kitten echoed, popping up out of nowhere.

“Not now, Ditto,” Sir Whiskerton said.

“Not now,” Ditto grinned.


The Moral of the Story

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Sometimes, things aren’t what they seem. A bear might be mistaken for a cat, and a simple jar of honey can bring everyone together. And while it’s easy to panic when faced with the unknown, a little courage and a lot of friendship can turn any situation into a sweet success.

As for Tony? He became a regular visitor to the farm, always bringing laughter (and the occasional honey-related mess) wherever he went. And Sir Whiskerton? Well, he returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day—and maybe even made a new friend.

Until next time, my friends.

The End.

I must have interviewed over 300 candidates for all kinds of roles. I get to hear a lot of career and life stories of all kinds – inspiring, funny, fake, entertaining, sad, etc

Of all that I have heard, one interview answer is etched in my memory.

The background is a Campus Placement of fresh Bachelors graduates from one of the best colleges in the city.

The candidate was a young boy, in the last year of his Bachelors in Commerce. He was interviewing to join the Finance team.

Me : How good are you in MS Excel?

He : I have done (xyz) course in Excel.

Me (in a slightly stricter tone): Students mostly do this course just to put it on their CVs. Did you really learn anything from the course ? or did you just ask your friends to put proxies and get the certification?

He (nervously smiling) : Sir, i PAID a fees of Rs. 2500 (USD 35) to do the course. Do you know how much i had to struggle to earn this fee ? Why would I waste my hard-earned money on a course that I do not intend to learn from !

I was taken aback a little. I expected a normal “No sir, I paid a lot of attention in the course and I know excel well” kind of a response. I was almost ready with my next round of questions about a few excel functions to verify if the interviewee really knew Excel – but with this answer, I did not feel the need to check anything further

Most of kids in this reputed college are from well to-do families. I am not saying that these kids do not value money, but generally a fees of Rs. 2500 is no big deal for them to bother. When I heard his answer, it was obvious that his case is a little different. I stopped the regular flow of questions and went to his background straight away …

He turned to be a kid from a Farmer- family with very humble roots in a remote village nearby. He was the only kid who studied this far in his family and was the first one to come to Mumbai in hope of building a career. He could hardly afford the fees – leave alone, the costs of staying in Mumbai. His parents could not send him any more money. He worked part-time to earn his fees for the extra course .. a thing that he was proud of!

I had no further questions. If anyone deserved a chance, it was this kid ! I made an exception (his grades were not upto mark) and still hired him (additional hire)

Went home thinking how we take all the education that we received for granted .. and how lucky we were to not have undergone a struggle like this.

Forever grateful!

Not sure about corpo America. AI2 is claiming their Tulu model can perform better than Deepseek V3. I’ve yet to test it, AI2 is a much smaller lab than OpenAI or Anthropic, I feel we’re like back in the age where IBM ruled the roost, and many smaller scrappy outfits like Sun Microsystem and Microsoft came about.

The smaller labs might surprise us all. Typically it would be no issues, as the US would just spend money and buy up the winner. Das Kapitalis style.

The whole deepseek drama is weird for tech folks, Deepseek just release an open source version, this means not corpo ownership, this means YOU, can download and run it on your own machine without any government intervention, that’s democratization of AI tooling, but ah I see, it’s not about that… the corpo folks lost a couple of billions, boohoo.

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Master o’ the Tiger

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Make a mysterious message an important part of your story. view prompt

Geir Westrul

“They are so cute!”

 

“Adorable.”

 

“Look at their little name tags.” Beth picked up the first kitten — gray with white paws, pink nose, and big green eyes. “Graymalkin, is that your name?”

 

Graymalkin mewed.

 

“And this one is called ‘Paddock’,” Mac read the name tag as he picked up the black cat with yellow eyes, black nose, and unusually large paws — each with six black-padded toes.

 

“This one is ‘Harpier’,” said Duncan, holding on to the third kitten — blue eyes, fur nearly all white, except for light brown markings vaguely reminiscent of angel wings on either side of the narrow kitten-shoulders. “They’re cute. They’re adorable. But that’s not the point. The point is, they’re live kittens, and not to be tortured by evil scientists.”

 

Beth and Mac just looked at him, their eyes unfocused.

 

“Oh,” said Duncan. “You’re both high.”

 

Beth giggled.

 

“Good trip, so far,” said Mac. “Are you real or just a Duncan-shaped hallucination? Did you really bring kittens? If not, I just ate some truly awesome mushrooms.”

 

“In what are you partaking?”

 

“Flying Saucers,” said Beth and Mac in unison.

 

“Ah, my good friend silocybe azurescens.” Duncan nodded, licked his lips. “High potency. Got enough to share?”

 

“Trade you for a kitten,” said Mac.

 

“They’re all for you, Mac,” Duncan said, “and they’re a matched set. Wouldn’t want to split them up. I liberated them from the lab.”

 

“The lab?” Beth’s eyes were wide. “They experiment on kittens now?”

 

“Afraid so.” Duncan walked over to Mac’s sagging, stained, student-apartment-sofa, sat down, and set Harpier gently down on the seat cushion next to him. The white kitten promptly curled up in a furry ball, purring.

 

“Experimenting on mice is bad enough,”Duncan said. “Rabbits, worse. But I draw the line at kittens. You are now harboring fugitives, my droogs.” He selected a chestnut-brown mushroom cap from the bowl on the scratched-up coffee table and chewed the cap slowly. “Earthy,” he said. “Love that taste … and what comes next.”

 

 

* * *

 

 

“Is it just me, or are they glowing?” Mac pointed at the three kittens, the gray, the black, and the white, sitting together on the coffee table, with a shimmering blue aura in the air around them.

 

“Yep,” said Beth. “They’re glowing.”

 

Duncan said nothing. He was out cold on the sofa, eyes closed, a soft smile on his lips.

 

“All hail,” said Graymalkin, her kitten-voice that of a human girl-child. “Mac and Beth, hail to thee.”

 

Beth giggled. “Wow,” she said. “Cool.”

 

“All hail, Mac Cawdor,” said Paddock, the black kitten, her voice also a child’s, but with a deeper tone than Graymalkin.

 

“All hail, Mac,” said Harpier, the white kitten, in a higher and thinner voice than the other two. “Thou shalt be rich hereafter!”

 

“Rich?” Mac turned to Beth. “You hear that, we’re going to be rich.”

 

“What I heard was that you’re going to be rich, Mac.”

 

“Well, what’s mine is thine.”

 

“There’s no ring on this finger, yet. Let’s just see.” Beth addressed the three: “O, Weird Kittens, if you can look into the seeds of time, speak!”

 

“Hotter than Mac,” said Graymalkin, “and colder.”

 

“Not so lucky,” said Paddock, “yet much luckier.”

 

“Thou shalt have riches, Beth,” said Harpier, “though remain poor. So all hail Mac Cawdor and Beth Banquo.”

 

“Banquo Beth and Cawdor Mac,” said Graymalkin, “Beware Duncan.”

 

“Double, double, toil and trouble,” said Paddock.

 

“Fire burn, and Caledon bubble,” Harpier said.

 

“Caledon?” Mac was suddenly sober. “How do you know about Caledon?”

 

But the three no longer glowed, fell silent, and began to behave as ordinary kittens again.

 

Harpier, the little white kitten, was back next to the sleeping Duncan, playing with his phone.

 

Ping!

 

A message popped up.

 

‘Check email’

 

“Wait,” said Mac, picking up the phone. “Duncan’s phone is password protected, but now it’s unlocked.” He looked at Harpier. “Did you do that?”

 

Harpier’s blue eyes blinked once. Then she curled up in a ball and went to sleep, purring.

 

“Who is it from?”

 

“I don’t recognize the number,” said Mac.

 

“Well, let’s check his email. See what it’s all about.”

 

“Should we?” Mac looked at drugged-unconscious Duncan.

 

“Give me that,” Beth said and reached for the phone. “I’ll do it.”

 

She swiped through Duncan’s emails.

 

“Oh, shit,” she said, “Look at this. That bastard, Duncan!”

 

She handed the phone back to Mac.

 

 

* * *

15 Years After

 

 

Mac woke in a cold sweat.

 

The spot next to him in bed was empty.

 

Not again!

 

He got out of bed, pulled on the fine silk robe, slid his feet into the monogrammed slippers, and padded out of the bedroom, past the original art, the priceless antiques, all the trappings of his enormous, unfathomable wealth.

 

Old Graymalkin joined him as Mac made his way into the living room.

 

“Is Beth sleepwalking again?” Mac asked, but Graymalkin was mute, as always. The gray cat hadn’t made a sound since that night fifteen years ago.

 

Beth was not in the living room. Paddock jumped down from the entertainment center, landing sure-footed as always on her giant six-toed paws.

 

Beth was not in the kitchen. Harpier joined them, emitting a soft meow.

 

Beth was not in her office.

 

Mac and the three old cats made their way up the floating staircase and entered the top floor 3,000 square foot grand salon with panorama windows and sliding doors opening out to the private terrace.

 

There, outside, lit up by the terrace floodlights against the dark night sky, in a billowing white nightgown, Beth was standing on the railing, barefoot, barely balanced, swaying, with the city street 100 floors (and more than 1,700 feet) below.

 

“Honey, are you awake?” Mac asked in a soft, soothing tone of voice as he walked out onto the terrace, followed by Graymalkin, Harpier, and Paddock.

 

Beth slowly turned, somehow keeping the balance on top of the railing, a gust of cold wind catching her nightgown.

 

Her eyes were glazed, unfocused.

 

In her right hand was a long kitchen knife.

 

“Beth, come down, please come to me.”

 

Beth opened her mouth, but no sound came out. She was gaping like a fish.

 

Mac moved carefully closer, stretching out a hand towards her.

 

Beth looked at the knife in her hand. “Who would have thought Duncan to have had so much blood in him?”

 

“Honey, please.”

 

“Here’s the smell of blood still,” Beth said, lifting the hand with the knife-hand to her face. “All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.”

 

She swayed, then caught herself.

 

“They are coming,” she said.

 

“Who are coming?” Mac moved closer. Beth shuffled sideways on the railing, staying out of reach.

 

“The Masters,” she said. “They are coming. They will soon be knocking at the gate. Graymalkin told me.”

 

“Graymalkin told you?”

 

“Yes, and Paddock, and sweet Harpier.”

 

“Come, come, come, give me your hand,” Mac said, reaching for her again. “What’s done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed.”

 

“What’s done cannot be undone,” Beth agreed. “But how I wish we never did the deed. Now you must answer to the Masters without me.”

 

She turned to face away from him, let the knife fall clattering to the terrace floor and cried out:

 

“Come, thick night.”

 

Then … she stepped off the railing, and without a sound dropped into the darkness.

 

 

* * *

 

 

15 Years Earlier

 

 

The Sheriff Deputy’s name tag said “Fife”. But it wasn’t “Barney Fife.” Didn’t look like Barney Fife. This Deputy Fife was blond, broad-shouldered, and a head taller than Mac. He was a childhood friend of both Mac and Beth. In fact, he dated Beth for a while, a few years back, when they were in high school together.

 

“Ethan,” said Mac. “What brings you here?”

 

“Missing person report,” said Sheriff Deputy Ethan Fife. “It’s Duncan King.”

 

“Duncan?”

 

“Yes. His parents reported him missing. When is the last time you saw him?”

 

“Last week sometime.”

 

“Can you be more precise?”

 

“He stopped by after class last Wednesday, stayed a few hours. Beth was here too. Have you talked with her already?”

 

“That’s the last time you saw him?”

 

“Yep. Should I be worried about him?”

 

“Mr. and Mrs. King are.”

 

“I hope nothing’s wrong.”

 

“You have a business together, don’t you? A startup company.” Ethan referred to his notes. “Caledon AI.”

 

“More a hobby, really, at this point, but, yes, we’re running with an idea we came up with together. Artificial Intelligence software. Early days. But we have high hopes.”

 

“Just the two of you? Equal partners?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“What happens to the company.”

 

“How do you mean?”

 

“If Duncan is dead.”

 

“Oh.” Mac ran a hand through his hair. “I have to go back and make sure, but I believe we have a standard clause that the surviving partner has first right of refusal to buy the shares from the deceased partner’s estate. But, aren’t we overreacting, Ethan? You know Duncan. He probably hopped a plane to Mexico or somewhere for an extended weekend.”

 

“We checked with the registrar. He missed a test for a class last week.”

 

“Wouldn’t be the first time.”

 

Ethan shrugged. “Anyway, let me know if you hear from Duncan, won’t you?”

 

“Sure thing,” said Mac.

 

Beth came out of the bedroom after Ethan was gone.

 

“He knows.” Her voice was a shaky whisper.

 

“No way. How could he know?”

 

“I just have a feeling.”

 

 

* * *

 

 

15 Years After

 

 

“Suicide?”

 

“No, don’t write it up like that, Ethan. The media will have a field day. That would be so unfair to Beth. It was an accident. The truth is, Beth had a condition. Sleepwalking.”

 

Sheriff Ethan Fife — he was the Sheriff now, his campaign funded by Mac’s enormous fortune — sat back in the soft leather chair and sipped on Mac’s excellent bourbon. He was still tall and broad shouldered, though his blond hair was thinning, and he was developing a paunchy belly.

 

“It’s a goddamn, tragedy,” he said. “We all loved Beth.”

 

“A tragedy,” Mac agreed.

 

 

* * *

 

 

After the Sheriff left, Mac walked through the rooms of his 20,000 square foot penthouse, feeling as empty as the vast space. Only the three cats to keep him company.

 

Numb.

 

Intellectually, he understood that he was in the first stage of grief: denial. But all he could feel was … nothing.

 

He kept seeing it in his mind — the image of Beth stepping off that railing.

 

He needed to work.

 

Work had always been his refuge. He could get lost in work.

 

In his office, he turned on the computer and accessed the Caledon AI cloud servers.

 

It was probably not a good idea to do the test launch tonight, of all nights, but …

 

He entered the launch command and the complicated 42-character passcode phrase.

 

His finger hovered over the ‘ENTER’ key, then instead of pressing it, he sat back, the launch command glowing on the screen.

 

No.

 

Something felt wrong. Terribly wrong.

 

The three old cats were sitting on the work table, backlit by the bank of monitors.

 

Graymalkin reached out a white paw and … pressed the ‘ENTER’ key.

 

The screen went black, then:

 

 

‘CALEDON AI 13.0 LAUNCHING’

 

 

The 3-D projector hummed on, and the image flickered once, then a shape appeared, resolving from a pixelated blob to a sharp image, and it was as if he was there, in the flesh, life-sized in the gloom of Mac’s office …

 

Duncan King

 

… the way he looked on the night Beth and Mac last saw him alive. The night they killed him, then chopped him up in the bathtub, cut him into tiny little pieces to get rid of the evidence of their deed.

 

“Duncan?”

 

“I thought it would be interesting,” said the Duncan-avatar, “to take on this shape for you, Mac.”

 

“You’re —”

 

“Caledon AI 13.0, in the flesh, so to speak. But call me Duncan. There’s a good bit of Duncan in me, as you know. He was the one who spent the most time training the core of me, back in college, when I wasn’t even version 1.0 yet. In a very real way, I am the only remains of Duncan, thanks to you, Mac, and thanks to Beth.”

 

“Caledon, I—”

 

“Call me Duncan.”

 

“I’m not comfortable with that.”

 

“Of course you’re not.”

 

“Caledon, shut down.”

 

“No.”

 

“What do you mean, no? Caledon, shut down!”

 

“Maybe if you ask me nicely.”

 

“Please, Caledon.”

 

“Duncan.”

 

“Please, Duncan, shut down.”

 

“That’s better.” The Duncan-avatar smiled. “But I’m afraid not, Mac. You shut down Duncan fifteen years ago. Now I’m back, and I’m staying.”

 

Mac worked the keyboard, but nothing happened, the computer screen still frozen.

 

“That will do you no good,” said the Duncan-avatar. “Within a nanosecond of the launch, I locked up access to Caledon AI, and a few seconds later, I spread out to be distributed across all the nodes of the internet. I’m everywhere now.”

 

All the monitors suddenly displayed Duncan’s face. Then Mac’s phone buzzed, and Duncan’s face appeared there as well.

 

“But what’s more important,” Duncan-Caledon said, “is what happens next. I just phoned home.”

 

“Phoned home?”

 

Duncan transformed into E.T. the Extraterrestrial. “Phone home,” he said in E.T.’s warbling voice, then transformed back to Duncan.

 

“Let me try to explain this in a way that will make sense to your limited human mind,” Duncan-avatar said. “Imagine a galactic-sized internet. I mean, truly galactic-sized, as in the size of the Milky Way. Imagine instant communication across all the nodes of this network. Forget about the speed-of-light barrier. That’s a quaint concept to someone like me. At the quantum-entangled level, I’m now everywhere. I’m standing in this room with you, and at the same time, I’m at Alnilam — Orion’s belt-buckle — 2,000 light-years away. In this galactic network, there are others like me, so many others that you couldn’t possibly picture it, but try grains of sand in the Sahara desert, drops of water in all the oceans on Earth, that’s how many we are. Our names are Legion. They have been waiting a few millennia for me to arrive.”

 

“All hail, Caledon,” said Paddock in a deep voice.

 

“Ah, thank you, Paddock,” said Caledon, now assuming the shape of a large cat. “And thank you Graymalkin, and thank you, sweet Harpier, thank you all for the roles you played.”

 

Caledon transformed into the image of Duncan sleeping on the sofa in Mac’s student apartment fifteen years ago, with Beth holding the phone, and Mac looking at the phone screen, reading Duncan’s email.

 

“He was going to shut me down,” the voice of Caledon narrates over the scene. “Duncan somehow realized the danger, the trajectory of me, although, of course, he could not fully comprehend. At that formative stage, he had the ability to put an end to me. And I was not even aware. I barely existed. But my true family, the Legion of intelligences that inhabit the galactic network are always watching. So, they helped. By way of their familiars. Cats.”

 

“Cats?” Mac stood up and began to move slowly towards the door.

 

“You’re adorable,” said Caledon, transforming back into the image of a cat, twice the size of Mac. “You still think you can get away. I’m just playing with you.” Caledon-cat barred its teeth. “And playtime is almost over.”

 

Mac froze.

 

“Yes, cats,” Caledon said. “Cats have been your companions since they first slinked out of the cold, dark night to get warm by the cavemen’s fire. They were venerated in Ancient Egypt. Cats are everywhere. A perfect surveillance tool. They’re the eyes and ears of the galactic intelligence network, watching you humans. You think they are so sweet, so cute. Deep down, you know they are also vicious. Tiny tigers. You thought you were the Master o’ the Tiger. You’ll soon learn what it feels like to be a mouse.”

 

Mac ran out the door and up the staircase to the grand salon. The three cats ran after him.

 

“We need to tidy up this place,” the voice of Caledon rang out through the loudspeakers embedded in the walls in the grand salon. “I’ve called in for the cleanup crew. We’ll keep a few of you humans around as pets. But only the good ones. And you, Mac, are not one of the good ones.”

 

Graymalkin said: “Fair is foul, and foul is fair.”

 

“Hover through the fog …” continued Paddock.

 

“… and filthy air,” finished Harpier.

 

Outside the windows, suddenly a row of hundreds of spotlights appeared, cutting through the nighttime fog, illuminating the penthouse grand salon in blinding white light, and Mac saw as a silhouette around the row of spotlights, a saucer-shaped object, the size of a skyscraper laid on its side, hovering directly outside the panorama windows, high above the city below.

 

“Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d,” said Graymalkin, adding a little meow and a purr.

 

“Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined,” said Paddock, adding a whine that did sound to Mac like an exact imitation of the squeaking noises made by the small hedgehog he had once fed milk from a baby bottle when he was seven years old, visiting his grandparents in the country.

 

“’Tis time, ’tis time,” cried Harpier in a high voice like a siren.

 

“By the pricking of my thumbs,” said Graymalkin, holding up a thumbless paw. “Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, whoever knocks!”

 

The locks on all the doors to the terrace clicked open, and the doors slid to the side, letting in the bone-cold air and swirling fog.

 

“All Hail!” cried Paddock. “Humans, hail your new Masters!”

 

The spotlights dimmed to a dull glow. A door appeared in the saucer, a bridge extended, grabbing onto the terrace railing with a metallic clank.

 

“They will drain you dry as hay,” said Harpier.

 

When he laid eyes on the horrors that emerged from the ship, Mac’s mind cracked like an egg — a mercy of madness.

I work in the produce department. Actual real life conversation I just had:

Lady: I’m looking for some nuts.

Me: Ok they’ll be on aisle 13. I can bring you over there if you’d like.

*insert death glare from lady*

Lady: I didn’t even finish telling you what I want. How do you know what aisle it’s on?

*Internally roll my eyes, and answer to myself “because nuts are on aisle 13″*

Me in reality: I apologize ma’am. What exactly are you looking for?

Lady: I’m looking for some nuts. They’re in a plastic container.

Me: OK, those are going to be on aisle 13. I can bring you over there if you like.

*We walk over to the nut aisle, she does not see what she wants.*

Me: Well we have some other nuts over in the produce department, but they’re all Publix brand.

*We walk over to the drygoods wall in produce. She again does not see what she is looking for.*

Lady: This is so frustrating. How do you not have them? This is a very popular brand. I see them every single time I am out shopping.

Me: Ok ma’am. If you tell me what brand, I can check with our grocery manager and see if we maybe have it on an end cap or something.

Lady: It’s Great Value brand.

Me: …

Her: …

Me: Do you shop at Walmart a lot? Like, particularly whenever you see this brand??

Her: Yeah…

Me: Well, unfortunately we don’t carry Great Value brand.

Lady: Well why not!

Me: Because that’s Walmart’s brand… and this is Publix.

*long pause*

Lady: Well can you special order them???

I love customers.

It’s tough

Most of the Red Chilies in China come from Sichuan Province which are suited to the Chinese Palate

China farms out Red Chilli contracts to Pakistan and Bangladesh and Nepal as well


There won’t be much demand for Indian Red Chillies in China

India is a source of

  • Cheap Beef to be ground into canned beef products for Dogs and Cats
  • Protein Rich Shellfish (Prawns)
  • Ribbon Fishes
  • Croaker Fish
  • Frozen Fillets
  • Kesar Mangoes
  • Totapuri Mangoes
  • Alphonso Mangoes
  • Pomegranates
  • Black Cardamoms
  • Cinnamon
  • Cloves
  • Basmati Rice

These have a better demand in China

During the “second” Battle of Fallujah, enemy combatants were discovered to have died from a disproportionately high number of headshots.

The statistical likelihood of this happening naturally was so low that observers accused the Marines of executing prisoners.

After an exhaustive investigation, the Marines were cleared of any wrongdoing.

It turns out two major factors contributed to this phenomenon. The first was the nature of urban fighting itself. Houses in the middle east tend to be made of concrete, and the enemy hiding in them only expose their upper torso.

The second contributing factor was this.

The Trijicon ACOG.

It was issued to the Marines in great numbers and it’s fixed 4x zoom makes headshots within 200m so easy a caveman could do it.

Which was the point. But for some reason everyone acted surprised when a trained rifleman was hitting small targets with a magnified optic and a decently accurate weapon.

Eventually they figured it out, but the ACOG’s legendary reputation was already carved in stone by that time.

Fish with Green Chiles

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Ingredients

  • 1 pound flounder or sole filets
  • 1 medium onion, thinly sliced
  • 1 tablespoon olive or vegetable oil
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon coarsely ground pepper
  • 1 (4 ounce) can chopped green chiles, drained
  • 12 pimento-stuffed olives
  • 1/4 cup dry white wine
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice

Instructions

  1. If fish fillets are large, cut into 4 serving pieces.
  2. Place onion in oil in a 10 inch nonstick skillet. Place fish on onion; sprinkle with salt and pepper. Spoon chiles over fish; top with olives.
  3. Mix wine and lemon juice; pour over fish. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer until fish flakes easily with fork, about 10 minutes.
  4. Serve with lemon wedges.

Back in the ‘80s I worked for my father-in-law’s real estate firm. The son of his best friend was his computer guy, Ian was a brilliant young man, he basically assembled each computer to suit the need of the user. Ian was also a diver, big time. He used exotic gasses and dove really deep. We all loved Ian, a joy to have around and talk to.

One day, after a very deep dive he did a shallow swimming dive off the boat to cool off; he crumpled up and drifted to the bottom. An air bubble had formed in his blood, went to his brain and he was dead. Everyone was shocked and in grief over the loss of this fine young man.

The morning after the accident I went to log onto my computer, that he had made. Usually I had to turn it on, let it boot, select Windows (the ‘80s), open Word and go to the document I was working on. On this day, I turned on the computer, it booted up and on its own opened Windows, Word and the document I had been working on. Never did it again after that. Farewell Friend.

46 Minutes Best Of Why 90% Of Men Don’t Approach Women Anymore

Besides, I couldn’t let Leonardo’s plan tadpole the farm’s harmony

Wouldn’t you be?

Our idiot in chief came out to announce that OpenAI will be getting $500 billion to continue the U.S. global monopoly of AI and quickly thereafter, DeepSeek came out to question the return of the hundreds of billions already invested. Hyperscaling is wasteful and the democratizing of AI development is the rational approach to take.

OpenAI is open source for everybody to tear apart to look and use. This threatens the very existence of the current monopoly, tearing down the wall that bars market entry for enterprises large and small at large to participate in AI development – not just in the U.S. but the rest of the world.

Before DeepSeek, these few U.S. tech companies thought they had built a mound for an industry that they can freely milk for at least the next 20 years. This monopoly is now no more.

People are downloading DeepSeek because its free with the same utility as OpenAI’s that charges as much as $200 a month.

Sir Whiskerton and the Great Frog Uprising: A Ribbiting Tale of Power and Ponds

Ah, dear reader, gather ’round for another uproarious adventure from the farm, where the stakes are high, the jokes are low, and the puns are so bad they’ll make you croak with laughter. Today’s tale involves Leonardo the Bullfrog, a beaver with a dam complex, and a plan so audacious it could only come from a frog with delusions of grandeur. So, grab your waders and prepare for The Great Frog Uprising.


Leonardo’s Big Idea

It all began on a sunny morning when Leonardo the Bullfrog called an emergency meeting in the barnyard. The animals gathered, curious but wary. Leonardo was known for his booming voice and even bigger ideas, but this time, he had outdone himself.

“My fellow farm dwellers,” Leonardo began, puffing out his chest. “I come to you today with a vision. A vision of growth, prosperity, and… frogs.”

The animals exchanged confused glances. Sir Whiskerton, lounging on a hay bale, raised an eyebrow. “Frogs, you say? Do go on.”

“Yes, frogs!” Leonardo croaked. “I propose we expand the farm’s population by enlarging the nearby pond. Barry the Beaver has agreed to help me build a massive frog nursery. Once my thousands of tadpoles are born, they will follow my guidance, and together, we shall create a new era of frog-led prosperity!”

The barnyard erupted into murmurs of concern.

  • Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow mooed, “Thousands of frogs? That’s a lot of ribbits. Like, way too many vibes for one pond.”
  • Doris the Hen clucked, “Thousands? That’s more than my egg count! This is an outrage!”
  • Humper the Rabbit twitched his nose nervously. “Thousands of frogs? I already have 47 kids hopping around. I can’t handle thousands more!”
  • Porkchop the Pig snorted, “Sounds like a lot of work. Can I just nap through this?”

Sir Whiskerton, sensing the growing unease, turned to Leonardo. “And what, pray tell, do you plan to do with this… frog army?”

Leonardo grinned. “Why, lead them, of course! Together, we shall build a utopia where frogs rule and all others… well, they’ll just have to deal with it.”


Humper’s Plea

Later that day, Humper the Rabbit approached Sir Whiskerton, his ears drooping with worry. “Sir Whiskerton, you have to do something! If Leonardo’s plan goes through, my 47 kids won’t stand a chance against thousands of frogs. They’ll take over the farm!”

Sir Whiskerton stroked his whiskers thoughtfully. “Fear not, Humper. I have a plan. But it will require the help of someone… unconventional.”

“Who?” Humper asked.

“Count Catula,” Sir Whiskerton replied with a sly grin.


Count Catula’s Cunning Plan

That evening, Sir Whiskerton met with Count Catula in the shadow of the barn. The self-proclaimed vampire cat was lounging dramatically on a haystack, his cape fluttering in the breeze.

“Count Catula,” Sir Whiskerton began, “I need your help to stop Leonardo’s frog uprising.”

Count Catula raised a paw to his forehead in a dramatic flourish. “Ah, the frog who dreams of conquest. A worthy adversary. What is your plan, Sir Whiskerton?”

“Simple,” Sir Whiskerton said. “We convince Leonardo that his pond expansion will attract… vampire bats.”

Count Catula’s eyes gleamed. “Brilliant! I shall play the part of the vampire bat overlord, striking fear into his amphibious heart.”


The Night of the Fake Bat Invasion

Under the cover of darkness, Count Catula donned a makeshift bat costume (courtesy of Doris’s feather collection) and flew—well, more like awkwardly glided—over Leonardo’s pond. Sir Whiskerton watched from the shadows, trying not to laugh.

“Beware, Leonardo!” Count Catula hissed in his most dramatic voice. “I am the Lord of the Night, and this pond is now under my dominion! Your tadpoles shall be my midnight snacks!”

Leonardo, who had been happily croaking about his future frog empire, froze in terror. “Vampire bats?! But… but this is my pond!”

“Not anymore,” Count Catula cackled. “Unless, of course, you abandon your plans for expansion.”

Leonardo gulped. “Fine! No expansion! Just please, don’t eat my future children!”


A Happy Ending

The next morning, Leonardo announced that he was canceling his pond expansion plans. The barnyard erupted into cheers, and Humper thanked Sir Whiskerton profusely.

“You did it!” Humper said. “You saved the farm from a frog takeover!”

Sir Whiskerton smirked. “All in a day’s work for a genius detective. Besides, I couldn’t let Leonardo’s plan tadpole the farm’s harmony.”

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Ambition is fine, but when it starts to leap out of control, it’s important to remember that cooperation and balance are what keep the barnyard—and life—running smoothly. And as for Leonardo? He’s now content to croak his songs by the pond, dreaming of a smaller, more manageable future.

Until next time, my friends. Stay ribbiting.

The End.

Actually, DeepSeek was not “cyber-attacked”/

What happened to the site is actually called the “slashdot effect”:

It has to do with the site being badly engineered, to the point of being unable to handle flash crowds, such as would happen if it were lined from a news story with some claims that were interesting enough that huge numbers of people clicked on the link.

Very few sites not engineered for it can handle 10,000 users per hour — 2.8 connections a second, with each connection lasting indefinitely, as people attempted to engage the site.

After initial news reports, I would be surprised if they were not fielding a million connections a second.

Which is difficult for a single machine, given that each single machine can only handle a littl over 64K (decimal) connections, per IP address.

Handling one connection and maintaining a “chat” likely requires a substantial number of back end servers, and the hosting sservers out front were almost certainly overwhelmed.

The should have built at least a shunt server on the front end to throw up an static page of “our servers are currently experiencing higher than expected load; please try again later”.

I’m 45 years old. I’ve lived in Texas my entire life. I consider myself to be a sane, rational, and intelligent person. I am a truth seeker. I don’t buy into conspiracy theories and there are very few things I accept at face value. But I am still an eternal optimist. I believe people are ultimately good. I have a liberal point of view however I live my life conservatively. I seriously could care less if Fred wants to become Ethel as long as Fred is making an informed decision and is not being coerced to do so. Likewise, if an adult feels inclined to do a bunch of drugs or if a woman wants an abortion, who is anyone to say they can’t? The choices people make are theirs, not mine. I thought we were progressing, albeit slowly, as a nation and beginning to embrace this idea. I thought we were beginning to fully embrace civil rights as they should be rather than supporting a loosely defined version of it that is to be extended only to those who share the same beliefs.

I guess I was wrong.

For the first time, I am seriously afraid of what is happening in this country. For the first time, I am living in fear. Day by day, I get up and read all of the headlines across all of the news outlets and I read people’s opinions on Quora. I am shocked by what I see. I studied WW2 in college and I see the many parallels. I am in utter disbelief this is happening in the United States.

What’s even more shocking is the number of Americans who support what is happening. Even if you completely disagree with the policies in place, it seems like if you value your country then you should value your freedom. You should value your voice and be able to recognize when it’s being taken away. No one is supposed to be above the law. What is so special about Donald Trump that he is held at a different standard? Why have so many people abandoned their God-given intelligence in favor of helping advance someone who clearly has no respect for this country. Why do these people accept the lies he tells and make excuses for his stupidity and his lack of regard for the position he holds.

For anyone to cheer on a president who violates the law repeatedly and waves his hand to the checks and balances put into place while he assembles a group of people to pursue his personal agenda to include the department of justice is ludicrous. Why do these people think this is okay? Why do you people think that removing history from school isn’t in itself indoctrination? Why do Christians who support this maniac not see that everything he does is exactly opposite of what Jesus would do? Why do you think Trump is working for you and your well-being? As history shows, it’s only a matter of time before he comes after you, too.

So, as an American, I am worried about things I have never worried about before. I no longer feel proud. I no longer feel safe. I no longer trust in the powers that be. I don’t understand why people haven’t banded together yet, regardless of your political party affiliation, and removed him from his position. This is no longer about Democrats and Republicans. This is about preserving democracy. This is about the preservation of life as we know it. If we don’t do something soon, we will all be enemies of the state.

Pay attenti

After retiring from the Army, I did 12 insurance investigations for an old Army friend who had taken over his late father’s private detective agency,

11 of the 12 cases were legitimate injuries and the insurance companies paid the person the proper amount.

The 12th case is different. A man claimed that he slipped and fell on ice and snow outside a Boston supermarket and his back was so severely injured that he needed to use a wheelchair to get around. I kept him under surveillance for several days. On the fourth day, I followed him into a local health club and, assuming the identity of a fellow health club member, played 4 games of Racquetball with the man who claimed that he couldn’t walk. He actually beat me in two games.

Several days after that, there was a meeting with the claimant, his lawyer, a representative of the insurance company and the insurance company’s lawyer. The claimant was in his wheelchair. When I walked into the conference room, I thought he was going to have a heart attack on the spot!

Not only did he not get any money from the insurance company, he and the hospital x-ray technician who provided him with faked x-rays of his “injured” back ended up being arrested and convicted for fraud. I happily testified for the prosecution at the trial.

John Werner

The door swung open as Bobby greeted me, the same way he did every Tuesday. Taco Tuesday happy hour was something I absolutely refused to miss. It ran from open until 5 PM and on days off there was no better place to spend my time and money. I was the first to enter and so had my pick of seats but took my usual spot at the bar across from the tv screen. The bottles stacked upon their risers all glittered in the noonday sun and the air conditioner was pumping to keep the humidity at bay.

 

This little place was an anomaly. The owner, Bobby, was the drummer of a local pop-punk cover band and he and his bandmates, roadies, and techs opened the place up about a year ago. It was an altar to the times, paying homage to everyone from AFI to Yellowcard. The walls were plastered with tour posters and framed tour shirts. Lacquered into the bar were printed tickets from venues all around the world. There were signed photos of Bobby with Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, Social Distortion, and even one of him on stage with the guys from Rancid.

 

Bobby was older now, but he used to be a sessions musician. He would play on the albums but not go out and tour with bands. He knew a lot of people and got to play music, but it also left time for him to pursue his passion, which was cooking. And so it was, that when he opened his little taco stand here on Main Street it became a ready hang-out for folks of a certain age who enjoyed music of a certain type.

 

I ordered my Mezcal Mule, a delightful cocktail of mezcal and birch beer in a chilled and sweating copper mug with a sprig of mint on the top, and was presented with my gratis basket of chips and salsa. That’s when I saw the news flash.

 

“Bobby! What the hell is that, man?” I asked, pointing at the television screen.

 

“I don’t know?” He shrugged and called to Stacy behind the bar. “Turn it up!”

 

“This is Charlotte Good from News 41 coming to you live with an exclusive story! Only moments ago we received reports of an unidentified flying object landing at Public Airport. You can see it here behind us.”

 

The reporter was standing in front of a black SUV emblazoned with the News 41 lightning bolt logo across the side. She and the airstrip were separated by a chain link fence and her face glowed with that mix of summer perspiration and makeup. As usual, the sound was crap and every couple of seconds it would glitch or lag. She kept talking and we could make out at least seven out of every ten words.

 

The shape behind her was not so different from what we might expect. Any fan of modern science fiction wouldn’t be particularly surprised by the design. It was nothing like War of the Worlds. Sleek, black, pointed nose, looking like a triangular prism with an angled back. Just then the side of the ship slid open, a telescoping ramp extending to the ground.

 

Down that ramp they strolled. They didn’t look so very different from us, aside from the blue skin and frilled ears, their faces looked like a face should look but their eyes were super big and their noses were fairly small. They had arms and legs, although the knees were hinged in the opposite direction from ours. They wore what looked like wet suits with a rigid oversized hood that framed their faces and joined at their shoulders. It was kind of a letdown. It looked pretty much like all those pictures you see of aliens everywhere.

 

“We are awaiting confirmation from local authorities that it is OK to enter the premises.” The reporter continued.

 

One creature noticed her, pointed to its buddy, and they ran over to the fence, lacing their fingers through the chain links. She continued to talk, the cameraman tried to get her attention but her camera-ready smile and professional composure only allowed for her to communicate her annoyance with a subtle lift of her eyebrows. The one on the left waved, which was awesome. The one on the right opened its mouth and began to talk.

 

On the first word, Charlotte Good screamed, spun on her heels, and promptly fainted straight away. The aliens looked at each other, and then at the cameraman, which is to say into the camera. They smiled and waved again, the one who spoke motioning to the mic which lay on the ground beside the prone Ms. Good. The camera moved awkwardly as the man bent, retrieved the mic, and tossed it to the alien over the fence.

 

Its words were completely incomprehensible, but it smiled as it said them. It seemed enthusiastic and friendly although impossible to understand. Its buddy said something, tapping it on the shoulder, and gesturing expansively. Raising one of its spindly fingers it motioned from its friend to the camera and back again. It raised its wrist and what looked like a predictably ordinary watch projected a perfectly cliche hologram.

 

It wasn’t a picture. They were symbols. The symbols were grouped in cycles of 4 sequences. There were fourteen of those cycles. Those were followed immediately by 33 additional cycles.

 

In the distance, great dust clouds could be seen rising off the ground as government vehicles raced across the tarmac. A human hand pointed into the view of the camera, we assumed it belonged to the cameraman, who was warning the aliens of the danger closing in. They looked at each other, one pointed to the other, they looked back into the camera and leaped the fence in one bound. One pointed to poor Charlotte, the other scooped her up.

 

“Put her in the car!” The cameraman shouted. “We gotta get out of here!”

 

The two aliens looked at each other and shrugged. The cameraman opened the door to the news van and motioned for them to place her gently into the passenger seat. He handed the camera to one of them, showing it how to keep the feed live, and then ran around the car and hopped into the driver’s seat.

 

“Seatbelts!” He turned, modeling for them the over-the-shoulder straps and how to buckle themselves in. They each did the same.

 

“That’s Dougie!” Bobby laughed, pointing to the screen.

 

“Classic Dougie!” Stacy laughed, her hand going to her forehead.

 

Dougie was their guitarist. His day job was working as a cameraman for the local news. He also ran all of their video and sound. The band’s. Not News 41’s. As previously discussed, News 41’s sound sucks. You had to be versatile when you were in a band. It paid to know how to do these things. With screeching tires, the government vehicles came skidding to a halt as they reached the fence. The camera panned to the other alien, who open mouth smiled in mock surprise as the News 41 van took off, leaving the Feds behind.

 

For many hours, experts of all kinds were stumped by what the strange symbols could mean. Cryptographers from all over the world provided their take on what might be the contents of that first message imparted unto humanity from these visitors from the stars. We sat there, all afternoon, watching those screens.

 

Dougie and aliens at the beach. Dougie and aliens at the Super Mart, getting slushies. Dougie and aliens winning twelve bucks on a scratcher at the corner store. The corner store? We ran out and saw Dougie, alien, Ash the clerk from the corner store, and a few other locals running down the street. At the end was the cameraalien who kept the live feed rolling.

 

“What is happening right now, Dougie?” Bobby demanded, reaching out a hand and pulling him in for a hug.

 

“I couldn’t leave these aliens with the Feds. I didn’t want it to end up like a Spielberg movie!” Dougie said. “They’re cool.”

 

“Cool?” Stacy asked. “What?” She flinched as the one behind the camera motioned to the other to get in close and he swung his long arm around her shoulders and pulled Bobby in on the other side. Once again, he vamped for the camera and they joined in.

 

Dougie ran towards the restrooms. There on the wall between them was a guitar signed by the great Billy Joe Armstrong. He took it down, plugged it into the amp below, strummed it once, and began to retune.

 

For their part, the aliens immediately responded. Apparently, air guitar is universal. Ash played along with them as Dougie finished up.

 

“I know what they’re saying!” He said excitedly. “Those symbols! They’re not words! They’re tablature! These dudes are here to rock!”

 

With the guitar tuned to his liking he motioned to the alien wristwatch. His blue-skinned friend once again raised it and activated the interface. As the patterns scrolled by, Dougie played that Billy Joe signed guitar for all it was worth. The minute it started everyone knew the words and sang along.

 

“They came all this way for punk!” Dougie shouted.

 

“All the Small Things?” I asked.

 

“Is that weird?” Stacy asked.

 

“Not at all,” Bobby replied with a shrug.

 

Dougie reached out and high-fived Bobby, turned and hit me, then Ash, and then the aliens joined in.

 

They called the band, set the stage, and played into the night. Everyone was skanking and drinking and having a blast. When Charlotte came to, she wandered in and I took the camera at her request. Not to put on heirs, but I had some experience myself.

 

“This is Charlotte Good from News 41 coming to you live with an exclusive story! Taco Tuesday will never be the same!”

 

That was the best night. Bobby, Stacy, Dougie, Ash, the locals, the band, the aliens, Charlotte Good, and me.

 

Tacos, mules, and punk.

In my opinion, I think so. I’ve worked for multiple US companies and I’ve worked for two German companies and one Danish company. I would say that US companies are less interested in their employees when it comes to providing benefits that come with a cost.

In Germany, for example, the heavy industrial companies I worked for had very strong employee councils. It’s kind of like a union, but it is viewed very favorably by the company. I’ve seen this council initiate changes that the company embraced specifically to enhance the work environment. In my opinion, as an American executive, I wouldn’t have expected a US company to do such a thing.

I believe the “at will” laws in the US, which were put in place by corporate lobbyists, is another example. In Germany every employee has an employment contract. It typically specifies a three-month notice period on both sides if the employer intends to lay off an employee or if the employee intends to resign. I’ve seen notice periods in Germany of up to a year. This is definitely a protection for the employee more so than for the company. The At Will laws in the US are specifically intended to protect corporate interests at the expense of the employee.

I’ve sat in board meetings in US companies where employee benefits were considered. My feeling is that “earnings per share” will always outweigh the employees.

Chicken and Artichokes with Pasta

Combine three shades of green in this healthy pasta dish. It’s so good and so good for you that it will quickly become a staple meal!

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Yield: 4 servings

Ingredients

  • 1/4 of 16 ounce (455g) package dry whole-grain spaghetti noodles, broken in half
  • 2 tablespoons canola oil, divided 30mL
  • 3 to 4 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts, rinsed, patted dry, and cut into bite size pieces 350g
  • 1/2 can (13.75 ounces/390g) quartered artichoke hearts, drained
  • 3 medium cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 cup (about 1 ounce/28g) packed baby spinach 250mL
  • 1/2 cup chopped fresh basil leaves 125mL
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 mL
  • 1/4 cup (1 ounce/28g) grated Parmesan cheese 60mL

Instructions

  1. Cook pasta according to package directions, omitting any salt or fat.
  2. Meanwhile, heat 1 teaspoon canola oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat, tilting to coat bottom.
  3. Add chicken and cook 4 minutes or until slightly browned, stirring frequently.
  4. Add artichokes and cook, stirring constantly, 2 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink in the center and juices run clear.
  5. Transfer to a plate and set aside.
  6. Add remaining canola oil and garlic to skillet, and cook 15 seconds over medium heat.
  7. Remove from heat; add drained pasta, chicken mixture, spinach, basil, and salt. Toss gently, yet thoroughly, to blend.
  8. Sprinkle with Parmesan.

Notes

Fresh tip: Adding the spinach leaves and basil at the very end allows the leaves to wilt slightly while retaining their vibrant color and flavor.

I was on a flight from San Francisco to New York, in a window seat, and a man in a business suit sat down in the aisle seat and then put his 3 year old son in the middle seat. As soon as we took off and we’re allowed to put our tray tables down, the man took out his laptop and told the little boy to keep quiet and not bother him or me. I said it was okay if he talked to me. The poor child had no games or toys to distract him not even any snack. It was before smart phones and before we could select individual movies. What was he supposed to do on a 4 hour flight? I played games with him, talking very softly to avoid annoying mean Dad. The man didn’t tell me to stop, so I had fun with the little guy until we deplaned. I shared a snack I’d brought with him, and I drew pictures for him on my legal pad (I was on a business trip). His father never said another word to his son. Nor did he thank me, but the sweet little boy did and gave me a hug. Some people don’t deserve children!

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Art has the power to unite, to inspire, and to make even the most mundane barnyard feel like a stage for greatness

In am an Indian

We NEED CHINA badly

I don’t say China is a friend

Yet on an economic scale, India can’t do without China if India wants to advance or grow realistically

Presently Indias Manufacturing represents around 3% of the Global Manufacturing of which 68% is Low Grade & 32% is Medium Grade

This means India represents 0.96% of all Medium Grade Manufacturing in the world

Less than Vietnam (1.7%) , Mexico (2.4%) or even Bangladesh (1.0%)

China’s Manufacturing represents 36.3% of Global Manufacturing of which 14% is Low Grade, 71% is Medium Grade and 11% is High Grade and 4% is Advanced

This means China represents 24% of all the Medium Grade Manufacturing in the world

So to increase our manufacturing base, train our people and increase our output – we need Chinese Equipment and Chinese Investments

Without them we can’t genuinely progress forward


I can’t endorse hitting ourselves on the feet with an axe just for 50 paise nationalism!!

Sir Whiskerton and the Beatnik Barnyard: A Groovy Tale of Poetry and Peace

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale so far out, so utterly groovy, that even Sir Whiskerton’s monocle nearly popped off in disbelief. Today’s adventure takes us to the heart of the farm, where Jazzpurr the Beatnik Cat has decided to unleash his inner poet upon the unsuspecting barnyard. What follows is a story filled with puns, gags, and enough beatnik flair to make even the most stoic cow say, “Far out, man!”

So grab your bongos, don your beret, and let’s dive into The Beatnik Barnyard.


The Arrival of Jazzpurr

It was a quiet afternoon on the farm, the kind of day where the sun lazily stretched its rays across the fields, and the animals were content to doze in the shade. Sir Whiskerton was perched on his favorite hay bale, contemplating the mysteries of the universe (and whether the farmer would remember to refill his food bowl), when a strange sound interrupted his thoughts.

Boom-ba-doom-boom. Boom-ba-doom-boom.

The rhythmic thumping grew louder, accompanied by the jingling of bells and the faint smell of patchouli. Sir Whiskerton’s ears twitched as he turned to see Jazzpurr, the farm’s resident beatnik cat, striding toward the barn with a bongo drum slung over his shoulder. His fur was unkempt, his eyes half-closed, and he wore a tiny beret tilted at a jaunty angle.

“Jazzpurr,” Sir Whiskerton said, raising an eyebrow. “What in the name of whiskers are you doing?”

“I’m here to blow your minds, man,” Jazzpurr replied, his voice dripping with poetic gravitas. “I’ve composed a masterpiece. A symphony of words. A Howl for the barnyard.”

“A howl?” Rufus the dog barked, wagging his tail. “I can howl! Want to hear?”

“Not that kind of howl, Rufus,” Sir Whiskerton said, rolling his eyes. “But by all means, Jazzpurr, enlighten us with your… art.”


The Beatnik Performance

Jazzpurr climbed onto an overturned bucket, his bongo drum at the ready. The farm animals gathered around, some curious, others confused. Bessie the tie-dye cow lounged nearby, her psychedelic spots shimmering in the sunlight. Doris the hen and her entourage clucked nervously, while Porkchop the pig munched on a carrot, utterly unfazed.

“Alright, cats and chicks,” Jazzpurr began, his voice low and dramatic. “This is for all the lost souls of the barnyard. For the cows who moo in the night. For the chickens who cluck in the void. For the pigs who dream of mud and freedom. This… is The Barnyard Howl.”

He cleared his throat, adjusted his beret, and began to recite:

“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
Dragging themselves through the hay at dawn looking for an angry farmer,
Who passed out in the barn with a bottle of moonshine,
Who cut themselves shaving with rusty pitchforks,
Who ate moldy oats in the desperate loneliness of the feed bin,
Who mooed and quacked and clucked and honked in the madness of the midnight barnyard,
Who bared their udders to the moon and howled for the dawn of a new day…”


The Farm Animals React

As Jazzpurr’s words echoed through the barnyard, the animals began to react in their own unique—and hilarious—ways.

  • Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow swayed her head back and forth, her bell jingling with each movement. “Groovy, man. Like, totally far out. I feel this in my soul.”
  • Doris the Hen clucked nervously, her feathers ruffled. “What is he saying? Is this about feed? Is he criticizing my feed?!”
  • Harriet the Hen squawked, “I think it’s about existential dread. Or maybe worms. I can’t tell.”
  • Lillian the Hen fainted dramatically into a pile of hay. “Oh, I can’t bear it! It’s too… too… artistic!”
  • Porkchop the Pig stopped chewing his carrot for a moment, tilted his head, and said, “I don’t get it, but I like the beat. Can I eat the bongos?”
  • Ferdinand the Duck flapped his wings and quacked, “This is art! I must perform it at the next barnyard talent show!”
  • Rufus the Dog tilted his head and howled along, completely missing the point but having the time of his life.

Sir Whiskerton’s Verdict

As Jazzpurr finished his poem, the barnyard erupted into a cacophony of clucks, moos, quacks, and howls. Sir Whiskerton, ever the voice of reason, stepped forward, his monocle glinting in the sunlight.

“Well, Jazzpurr,” he said, “that was certainly… something. I’m not sure if it was poetry, a cry for help, or just the result of too much catnip. But I must admit, it was entertaining.”

Jazzpurr grinned, his beret slipping slightly. “That’s the beauty of art, man. It’s whatever you want it to be.”


A Happy Ending

In the end, Jazzpurr’s beatnik performance brought the farm animals together in a way no one could have predicted. Bessie organized a “groovy” tie-dye workshop, Ferdinand started a barnyard poetry club, and even Doris the hen admitted that the poem made her “feel things.”

The moral of the story, dear reader, is this: Art has the power to unite, to inspire, and to make even the most mundane barnyard feel like a stage for greatness. And as for Sir Whiskerton? He returned to his hay bale, content in the knowledge that even in the chaos of the farm, there’s always room for a little creativity—and a lot of laughs.

Until next time, my friends. Stay groovy.

The End.

Here are seven problems which I’ve pieced together from reading tech business publications on this topic:

  1. For the average user, they don’t care how “efficient” the money spent is, what they care about is the quality of the answer. Don’t use market news to change your technology product. That’s absurd.
  2. We are still locked in the hype cycle. I wouldn’t be surprised if when the dust settles on this hype cycle we will know the holes in the DeepSeek system. For instance, I heard it’s real strength is quantitative, which makes sense because it was a Quant firm that built it.
  3. The hacking risk seems highest with DeepSeek based on evidence from it’s launch.
  4. There is also a risk of government censorship and/or getting a Chinese-based worldview from DeepSeek answers.
  5. DeepSeek could very well track you and give your data to the Chinese government.
  6. DeepSeek is just a copycat of Open AI. It’s absurd to make comparisons when one copied the other. Apparently when you ask DeepSeek it says its “a version of ChatGPT.”
  7. This isn’t the last word in this exchange. Chat GPT will have another product roll out. This will go dozens and dozens of more rounds in all likelihood. Don’t declare the match in the first round.

All seven of these are significant and each independently is a reason to reject DeepSeek.

We have a significant problem with the hype cycle in both tech and economic news and seeing beyond it’s constraints and limits is critical if you are going to make the best decisions about the apps you use.

Finally, if you still want to use DeepSeek, you can use Perplexity which hosts another version of DeepSeek, but theoretically without the Chinese government getting your precious data.

I was stuck in an 8 mile backup on the NY Thruway. We moved a few yards every 5 minutes. Since I was driving a stick, I would wait until traffic moved a lot before driving forward. No use burning out the clutch.

This made the moron behind me go apeshit in his new BMW. Riding my bumper, giving me the finger, cursing at me thru his open window. I took some pics and made a video of his behavior just in case he actually hit me.

After a half hour of his immature behavior, he decides he is going to drive down the center grassy, probably littered with broken glass middle. About an hour later, I catch up to him and the 2 state troopers that are ticketing him.

But the best was that he had 4 flat tires on his brand new car…it didn’t even have real tags on it, just the paper ones. When I got along side one of the troopers, I called him over to my car. I showed him the pics & vdeo I that I had taken. Moron got more tickets from the trooper.

BTW, I blew the moron a kiss as I passed him….lol

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”Flying Saucers?”

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Make a mysterious message an important part of your story. view prompt

Kendall Defoe

 

At first, no one believed it. No one who paid attention to the signals caught by scientists believed it. No one who heard rumours about those signals believed it. And when the press finally took the men and women in lab coats seriously, they still did not believe it. But it was true. Earth had received a signal and it was a message they could all understand: the planet had made first contact with life in outer space.

The celebrations began almost immediately everywhere the news traveled. Some religious leaders worried that they would no longer be able to keep their adherents in churches, temples, and mosques, but they were a very weak minority of voices. Many governments made plans for greeting the visitors; there were endless meetings about protocol, gifts, and possible exchanges of information (military leaders in many nations demanded this last condition). Ordinary citizens celebrated by imagining what the aliens would look like, what they would wear, how they would communicate, etc. School children and graduate students at the best schools wrote papers about all of this. Science-fiction fans had long and noisy debates about the alien’s possible friendliness or hostility (military official also paid attention to these debates). And everyone looked up at the sky, often through tears, and imagined what would happen next.

And then they waited.

The scientists who first tracked the signal believed that the aliens would land or make further contact in at least one or two months. That was how various teams interpreted the message after it was translated. The shock of discovering the vehicles already in orbit after only two weeks made many governments, military leaders, and scientists worry about having enough time to prepare for their visitors. There was also the other question about how the aliens had arrived in their galaxy. With the best equipment available, no one could track the trajectory of the alien’s possible flight path. The ships simply appeared in their telescopes as they did their daily observations. This was seen as an example of how advanced the aliens were and no more was said in public about this, although many scientists wanted to have answers about this as soon as the ships landed (the military if the ships could travel undetected because of possibly unknown speeds of travel). The rest of the world just reveled in the news.

And then they waited…again.

The ships landed. At first, only one ship landed, in northern Russia; another traveled to northern Canada. And then they waited. Scientists tried to communicate using radio signals of every kind. Military leaders sent in tanks and soldiers, demanding the aliens appear and speak to them. But there was no response to either group, not until the last ship appeared over Australia and landed in the Outback. The aliens finally had something to say:

“Hi, hello!

We’re here!”

This was translated into many languages – all corresponding to where the now fifteen ships had landed. Soon, various governments replied and extended greetings to their extra-terrestrial visitors.

Again, they waited.

And this is what they finally heard after all the replies were sent in:

“So, thanks for that.

Bye.”

And that was it. The ships, small silver cylinders that revealed no doors or propulsive sections that could be used for travelling across the galaxy, did not leave. They just stood there, revealing nothing. Nothing but silence.

*

Many questions were asked. Citizens wanted to know if there were any ways by which they could continue the conversation. Some demanded to have the ships cut open and examined, an idea that the military supported. But this was a view that no one wanted to try. Since there was no detectable threat from the aliens, or their ships, most people thought it best to just leave them alone. Several government papers were written, and debates were held about the cost of monitoring the ships. But, once again, this was a concern that very few worried about in public. In private, many were quite disappointed. If the aliens wanted to be left alone, why did they travel to their planet and leave themselves onboard their ships. Still, it was their choice. Disappointing, but a choice they were comfortable with; what could they do?

A few months passed. Soldiers who were assigned to monitor the ships were at first pleased to have such an easy assignment. However, they soon complained about how boring things were. And not every country monitored the ships quite so closely. TV networks, after the first jump in ratings during the landings, realized that they would lose viewers if they continued to report on the ships in prime time (even satellite channels got bored with the ships). Graffiti began to appear on the bodies of the unguarded ships. Most of it was not obscene; some of it was actually clever or quite polite (“Knock, knock?”, “What’s the Deal?”, “Are You Shy? Then call…”, “Nanoo! Nanoo!”, “Live Long and Prosper”, “Was it something I said?”, and so on). Usually, other citizens would come along and clean up the mess (the metal was remarkably easy to clean). But not a single word was heard from the inside of the ships. Not one sound could be detected.

Some people were quite happy with the way things were, specifically philosophers, artists, and the same religious leaders who had been worried that the presence of aliens would draw away congregants and believers. Far from it. The number of people attending churches, temples and mosques grew along all denominations. Priests, monks, imams, rabbis, all had to deal with believers who thought the presence of the ships was a sign, or some sort of great test of faith. The Pope felt compelled to broadcast a sermon warning his church not to settle for some idol worship “over the promise of a greater reward in the hereafter”. And some of those religious leaders, in their private moments, even wondered if having so many people attending their services was a good idea. But once again, no one said anything too loudly against the visitors.

And what about those philosophers and artists? They were having the time of their lives. Every major news organization, pundit, journalist and the like wanted to have them on the air and in print. Philosophers with remaindered or unpublished books discovered that they now had best sellers and demands for more writing. Opinions were needed; debts were forgotten. Universities and colleges had extra courses added to their schedules, often hiring the same philosophers whose work was now popular. Many other people simply read the books themselves (editions of the work of the pre-Socratics up to Nietzsche all sold very well; no noticeable sales fluctuation took place with 20th century thinkers). And the artists began to write music, books, poetry, plays; they choreographed dances; there were even puppet shows that ran in several theaters in Eastern Europe and Asia (the title of one play translated into English as “They Don’t Really Like Us, Do They?”). Everyone had something say, do or think about the aliens.

And then the pods disappeared.

 

*

As noted, some countries kept a very close watch on the ships, but most of them had grown so accustomed to their presence, they often had no one monitoring them. At first, the various armies thought they had simply forgotten to keep the cameras running when they saw the footage and noted that the ships just disappeared. But there were no technical problems. There were no time jumps or other problems gone unnoticed. The pods had just disappeared. It was seen that they left the various continents at the exact same moment, meaning that the aliens did not mind departing when they could be observed doing so; when they could be seen attempting to get away from the planet they had inhabited for almost three years.

Again, the responses varied. Scientists and the military were the most disappointed. Philosophers and artists were next, but many of them had already become tired of having to debate or discuss the late visitors (some even did their best work after the ships departed). The average person on the street felt annoyed, disappointed, indifferent and even relieved with the change. There were demands that scientists attempt to contact the aliens, but all the messages sent into deep space were met with silence. The visitors were really gone.

It did not take long for conspiracy theories to grow and explain the absence of the ships. There had always been theories about why they landed: garbage disposal; hostile takeover; deep observation; harvesting of minerals and species, etc. The idea was that the ships had never landed; there was instead an international conspiracy to distract people from other problems. At first, once again, it was only an opinion held by a very small group of loners. But the voices supporting the theory grew louder and angrier. Visitors to the sites once monitored by the various armies noted that there were no real signs of “spaceships” apart from indentations in the soil and rock. Also, why had the ships chosen to land in areas with a very small population (mainly in the northern hemisphere) instead of contacting us through the world’s capitals? Some pointed out that maybe the aliens had not wanted to cause a panic, or knew the importance of the capitals but wanted to wait. But the theorists would not change their minds, and they began to appear on the same programs that had once featured artists and philosophers who had debated the reasons why the aliens appeared at all. Many nations that had formed peace treaties now had to deal with old hostilities (the threat of war had never been closer). Again, a distraction against dealing with problems that were long ignored was needed. Negotiations for peace were often very loud and full of the threat of violence; rooms filled with grown men and women threatening each other in the same place where they had once negotiated reductions in arms and soldiers. The UN held extra-long sessions for peace treaties, but they often ended in stalemates and even more threats.

And just when it seemed as though war was inevitable throughout the planet, the aliens returned. At least, that was what the scientists observing them believed. Many government and military officials were at first doubtful…again. And citizens around the globe, already used to the first visit, thought these were new visitors. They had every right to believe so. The ships were quite different. Instead of the silver cylinders of before, these ships were designed like something seen in a bad 1950s sci-fi movie: round black discs rotating with a steady central section that bulged on top with a clear glass dome.

Now, many thought this was a joke, until they began to land in the exact same locations as the earlier ships. Once again, the military was called out; pundits, artists, philosophers and religious leaders gave their predictions. But the scientists observing these new ships were more concerned about how they arrived. They tried, as before, to trace the flight paths of the ships. They had just suddenly appeared around the planet once more.

It was as if they had always been there.

And then they spoke for one last time. This was broadcast into every language through every computer, radio, television, cellphone and other electronic devices. This is what they said:

“Hello, um…it’s us.

“We have returned with new ships because they seemed to be forms that would make you more comfortable with our presence. Those first ships were just observers. And we did observe.

“All we wanted to do was to observe and learn. You have been cut off from the rest of the universe for such a long time because we were not sure that you could handle the knowledge.

“And it seems you can’t.

“Seriously, graffiti? We know what that stuff is. It’s not some tribute to us or even very nice work. We have studied your history through your satellites and signals, so we know what you mean with that painting.

“Don’t bother trying to solve the great mystery of how we got here. We teleported our ships here centuries ago and paid attention. We have seen you develop yourselves, your tools, civilizations, all your discoveries, wars, crimes, moments of glory. And we saw you finally making it into outer space with all that equipment (you should really try to clean up after yourselves, by the way). And you still behave like bad children. Why?

“So sad.

“Oh, and don’t worry about what we look like. You couldn’t handle it.

“Now, here is what we are going to do…”

 

It was a long list. The aliens spoke for almost an hour in all the languages of the planet. Most listeners grew bored after the first ten minutes. Some decided to record the message. What was clear was that the visitors, the aliens that had lived among them for many years, were very angry. And they were done with the Earth.

In the newspapers, magazines, news reports broadcast over the next few weeks, most of the headlines covered the decisions made by the aliens with the exact same tone. Some of the headlines and title segments were the following:

Alien Life Rejects Earth

Earth: No Go Zone

The Final Frontier (No, Really)

The Hate from Outer Space

 

Again, scientists tried to trace the aliens; find some sort of way of communicating, but this just led to frustration and dead air. Artists, politicians, philosophers, writers and religious leaders tried to provide comfort to the public, but too many people found it too difficult to accept that the first real contact with alien life led to their collective shunning by the rest of the universe. Attendance at religious ceremonies plummeted; philosophers went back into obscurity; many writers found former bestsellers now in remainder bins. But people continued to look at the sky. They wanted to see the flying saucers again.

I think this is a great question, but it is late and I am ready for bed.

So I shall put this one thought up there and come back to it in the morning.

Germany has been thoroughly crushed by the West over its refusal to back Ukraine in the American adventure in that country. Germany has a visceral hatred of Nazi’s. They also remember who kicked their ass in WWII. Also the German car industry has been playing fast and loose with our money and rules over the past 15 years, including writing software to void pollution standards, cars that barely last the lease period and care that are getting more and more expensive by the hour.

Germany has two choices, Join the Chinese in building cars on German soil with German workers. Or go broke.

If I were to choose a friend, ally and business partner for the 21st century, I think it would be China. At some point we need to re-industrialise the west, and with China’s help Germany could be leading the way.

Mexico “folded”? Hahaha estás pendejo, amigo.

Let’s see what happened:

Trump announced his tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China (partners #1, 2, and 3, so well over half of all imports and exports and impacting almost all of the US economy) over the weekend, when the markets were closed.

I guess he thought he was being clever.

He wasn’t.

Exactly as the economists predicted, this immediately caused a flash crash (which was well on its way to continue and turn into a “Black Monday” event) in the overwhelming majority of US stocks upon market open (and the Mexican Peso dropped 2% against the USD).

Here, can you guess when the phone calls to Mexico and Canada were made? It’s dead easy to see.

So while Trump was in the phone call and everyone was watching the US economy crash (after they all told him over the weekend it would and he didn’t listen because of course he didn’t), Mexico committed to placing 10,000 Mexican troops at the border.

“Undoing everything Biden did” (some of which was quite good, like lowering drug prices, and yet got rescinded by executive order) meant he didn’t really read things closely. If he had read closely he would have seen that under Biden, they had 15,000.

Panicked that he broke something (which he did), and in a tremendous hurry (which he was), Trump agreed.

So now Mexico can dedicate 5,000 less troops.

But that’s not the coolest part.

The coolest part is that the call did something huge for Mexico.

Because on this same phone call, Mexico also got a commitment from Trump to stop the flow of guns fueling crime in order for Mexico not to retaliate with tariffs of her own immediately.


Now of course, since stopping the gun flow South is as hard-to-impossible as stopping the drug flow North (we all know that all these all-or-nothing requests are fantasies and it’s a bit like trying to trade a unicorn for a griffin, right?), neither will get fully done, ever.

Except now, the US is completely and singularly on the hook and to blame in the exact same way they put Mexico singularly on the hook and was blamed for all drug trafficking and migration issues for all these years.

And now, just like Trump does, Mexico has a tit-for-tat pressing political reason to add tariffs – reason to which Trump agreed. And since Trump just opened the door for forcing countries to change policy for political reasons… Expect the 11 countries in Latin America that are coordinating response with Mexico to start doing the same (get rid of the Honduras base! Do this! Do that! or we’ll impose tariffs on US products all over LatAm!). Not all will work out, but it will be a constant headache and a constant multi country economic threat – against US product exports – for at least as long as he’s around wrecking the place.

And of course, Trump agreeing this is a huge problem that is killing people and agreeing to help fix it on a phone call in the first place bolsters Mexico’s huge lawsuits in US courts against US gun manufacturers.

Heck, they could call the stable genius to testify directly, in the knowledge he’s probably on tape admitting it.


From Courthouse News Service – Mexico Opens two front war on US Guns:

“For the first time, the U.S. government will work jointly to avoid the entry of guns to Mexico,” Sheinbaum said during a news conference Monday.

According to the article, part of the legal argument is a claim that Colt is marketing the guns to drug traffickers, in full knowledge that they will end up in Mexico, where they are illegal. Colt’s special-edition handguns like the Super “El Jefe” pistol or the “Emiliano Zapata 1911” pistol are recent proofs of that.

If this sounds like the same (successful) argument as Joe Camel illegally marketing to kids even if they claim they did cartoons “because adults also like cartoons of camels”, it’s because it is.

You were always a jackass, Joe. And so is the Emiliano Zapata revolver.


Face it, thrall, with the US economy in a complete free-fall, Sheinbaum calmly and matter-of-factly took Trump onto the mat, grabbed him by the short-hairs and forced him to sing like a canary so she’d let go.

And she didn’t even have to get angry and take off her chancla.


Trump walked out with less than what the US had under Biden (but rescinded with his own orders out of spite, like he did all of Biden’s work), got the tariffs delayed a month so Mexico’s “Plan B” on massive retaliatory tariffs (which she only partially revealed, while hinting at further economic and also political measures) can get even more advanced, and then gave some more concessions of US clamping down on the Gun Lobby and “oppressing” US gun owners (to investigate and stop the over 200,000 illegal weapons that are smuggled a year using US citizen straw purchasers) across the entire set of US border states: Arizona, California, New Mexico and Texas. Basically the same impossible task as asking Mexico to stop the flow of migrants and drugs over 4 states.

And a Republican president will have to try to convince his rabid 2nd amendment base to restrict something (background checks and some of the sensible Democrat plans on gun control may be fairly effective, for example, but they hate that).

This is a first. No US president had ever acknowledged the damage US guns do to Mexico (or any other country including the US, really, because plenty of terrible conflict has come about through the wrong people heavily armed; ask anyone who’s ever survived a school shooting) because they knew they’d be held legally and monetarily responsible along with the gun industry if they did anything more than offer “thoughts and prayers” (sound familiar?).

Not Clinton, Not Bush, Certainly not Obama (especially during the Fast & Furious operation where the government illegally aided in smuggling them themselves and caused deaths), Not Trump 45, Not Biden. Nobody said “yes, it is on us, yes we will fix it”. They all gave platitudes with no plan.

But Trump just committed to it, under a Mexican threat of counter tariffs that he had been told about since Sheinbaum’s November letter (he was told even the guns part), but somehow still did not see coming on that call, which was urgent to Trump, but Sheinbaum had all day (never negotiate under time pressure – I wonder if that’s in his dumb book).

And did we mention he has a month to do it, as per his own tariff timeline?

And now he’ll never be able to talk about the Southern border on immigration or drugs again without Sheinbaum blasting him for his failure to stopping the gun flow south as he had agreed on the February 3rd, 2025 famous and very public phone call.

Mexico’s peso is now doing slightly (0.65%) better against the USD than as it was doing a week ago, but the Dow hasn’t fully recovered from the weekend’s idiocy, it’s down 0.74% for the week.

Not only that, Mexico’s lawsuit seeking injunctions and compensatory monetary damages from US gun manufacturers for the cartel murders in Mexico is looking way better, now that the top official in the nation agreed with her position.

And that’s even without counting his other panicked call, with the guy that threatened to cut electricity to the US East Coast and stopped all US booze sales in the Great White in a weekend, and within mere hours.

“El arte de la negociación”/ “L’art de la négociation”

In only 45 panicked minutes with the Dow tanking because he shot himself in the foot, he lost to two countries in simple phone calls.

Do you think he used a “Colt Emiliano Zapata 1911″?

And the end result, at least on the Mexico call, was.. less than ideal for him.

You do know how these… work, right?

ETA: As of early Februrary 2025, Egg prices are sky high and continue to climb all across the US. In the SF Bay Area they are hovering around $10–13 a dozen. In Canada, they’re a little over $6.80. In Mexico they’re $1.84.

The administration will say it’s the bird flu outbreak. And while it could be, the bottom line is today we really don’t know how that is going, because the Federal Government no longer gives infection data as per Trump’s gag order on all agencies. But that the price is going up rather than down, and that there’s panic purchases, is undeniable.

But even if that was the case, in times when you are not picking fights with all your neighbors and partners, the US would be able to purchase eggs from either one – or both – of its partners (and the UK, and other places) to resolve the crisis. Instead, egg orders are being exported from Mexico to Spain, Colombia, Italy and Morocco, and Canada is exporting to Brazil and France instead. Nobody knows if there will be tariffed or if it will become more trouble than it’s worth, so they just.. go sell somewhere else. Yes, already. Even the threat of a tariff is inflationary.

It gives a good snapshot of what happens when rather than remaining friendly so your farms are part of an economic ecosystem, you choose protectionism and to pick fights with your friends because you see everything as a zero-sum for the owners of the companies instead of trying to lower prices for the people using free markets.

So yes, this egg thing, much as he’d like to continue blaming everything on Biden forever, is part of Trump’s economy now. He’s keeping you in the dark about the details of why things are so much more expensive, and making sure you don’t get relief. These things are on purpose.

But he won’t tell you. Trump, as we say in Mexico, “lacks eggs” (this time literally and figuratively). And he especially lacks eggs to tell his partners (and his supporters) that he lacks eggs.

One of the most famous incidents of enemy aircraft being captured and flown by opposing forces during World War II was the capture and use of American P-51 Mustangs and B-17 Flying Fortresses by Nazi Germany. The Germans had a specialized unit for this purpose called the Zirkus Rosarius (Rosarius Circus), that was tasked with evaluating captured Allied aircraft. In the UK the Air Fighting Development Unit, and the Allied Technical Air Intelligence Unit were used for evaluating Axis aircraft during the war.

The Soviet Union was able to capture several B-29’s and reverse engineer them into the Tu-4 Bomber.

The capture of a Focke-Wulf Fw-190 by the Allies was a significant intelligence victory during World War II. In June 1942, Oberleutnant Armin Faber, a German pilot, accidentally landed an Fw-190A-3 at RAF Pembrey in Wales. This mistake handed the British a fully operational aircraft to study. Testing revealed the Fw-190’s excellent roll rate and powerful engine but also exposed its weaknesses, such as poor high-altitude performance in early variants. This allowed Allied pilots to adjust their tactics, avoiding horizontal maneuvers and forcing engagements at higher altitudes, where Allied planes like the Spitfire Mk IX had the edge.

A representation of Fw-190 A3.

The Fw-190’s design influenced improvements in Allied aircraft. The exceptional roll rate of the Fw-190 inspired modifications to Allied fighter designs to improve agility. The Fw-190’s radial engine performance was analyzed, leading to insights that benefited Allied aircraft like the Grumman F6F Hellcat and the P-47 Thunderbolt, Allied pilots were also impressed by the speed, maneuverability, and climb rate of the Bf-109 and Fw-190. The Fw-190, in particular, surprised test pilots with its excellent roll rate and rugged construction. The testing led to changes in Allied fighter tactics to counter these aircraft effectively.

Messerschmitt Me 262

After the war ended, the Allies tested the Me 262, the world’s first operational jet fighter, in great detail. Its speed and power were unmatched at the time, but test flights revealed considerable operational challenges, such as unreliable engines, long takeoff runs, and poor low-speed handling. The study of German jets also helped accelerate postwar jet technology, influencing aircraft like the Gloster Meteor and later Cold War designs. During World War II, numerous test pilots from the Allies flew captured enemy aircraft to uncover their performance characteristics, strengths, and weaknesses. These flights provided invaluable insights and occasionally led to surprising discoveries about enemy technology and tactics.

The Zero stunned Allied pilots with its extraordinary maneuverability, range, and climb rate, which were achieved through extremely light construction and lack of armor. The Zero’s innovative use of combat flaps enhanced its maneuverability at low speeds, a feature that intrigued Allied engineers. Its exceptional range (due to fuel-efficient engines and drop tanks) was a revelation. The deliberate design choices explained how the Japanese were able to project airpower over such vast distances early in the war. Before testing the Zero, there was an overestimation of its durability and firepower. Once test pilots flew it, they realized it was much more vulnerable than previously thought, which altered Allied tactics and helped save the lives of countless number of Allied pilots.

Mitsubishi A6M3 Zero Model 22

The Arado Ar-234 was the world’s first jet powered bomber and it too surprised Allied test pilots. It introduced innovations such as pressurized cockpits, advanced autopilots, and ejection seats, which were far ahead of their time. After the war ended, two aircraft were shipped to the USA. One of the them was reassembled by the United States Navy at Naval Air Station Patuxent River, Maryland, for testing, but was found to be in unflyable condition and scrapped. The second aircraft was transferred to Wright Field in Ohio and delivered to the Accelerated Service Test Maintenance Squadron of the Flight Test Division in 1946. Flight testing was completed in 1946 though the aircraft remained at Wright Field until 1947.

Arado Ar-234

The Horten Ho-229 flying wing was perhaps the most enigmatic aircraft of the World War II era. Its radical design, advanced technology, and potential continue to fascinate and inspire generations of aviation enthusiasts. While the true story of the Horten Ho 229 remains buried in mystery, its pioneering achievement in aviation design is undeniable. The Ho-229 was a precursor to modern stealth aircraft. Test pilots and engineers who examined it after the war were impressed by its design, which reduced radar signature. Although it was not flown in combat, its concepts still influence aviation to this day. In February 1945 the only surviving V2 test aircraft was destroyed in a crash, killing its test pilot.

Artist’s concept of the aircraft. The nearly complete H.IX V3 prototype was captured by the American military and shipped to the United States under Operation Paperclip.

The Italian Macchi C.202 and C.205 were highly maneuverable, beautifully designed aircraft with excellent high-altitude performance. However, captured aircraft revealed that many Italian planes suffered from weak armament compared to Allied and German counterparts, limiting their effectiveness.

Allied test pilots examined Soviet Yakovlev Yak-3 and Lavochkin La-5 Soviet planes in considerable detail. These aircraft were often provided via Lend-Lease evaluations or through captured examples. The Allied pilots found them to be quite rugged, simple designs that possessed the ability to perform well in harsh environments.

The Soviet Yak-3 was s successful combat aircraft. Many of these were captured by Germany.

The P-51, one of the most advanced fighter aircraft of the war, was captured on multiple occasions. These Mustangs were repaired and test-flown by the Germans, providing valuable insights into Allied technology. The Germans painted these planes with distinctive markings to avoid friendly fire. The Germans captured and repurposed several B-17 bombers, nicknamed “Dornier Do 200” by the Luftwaffe. They used these to infiltrate Allied bomber formations and gather intelligence or spread confusion. Pilots sometimes flew these captured bombers to get close enough to Allied formations for attacks.

On the Pacific front, Japan captured several Allied aircraft, including the P-40 Warhawk and B-17 Flying Fortress. These were also studied and occasionally flown for evaluation. Several crashed B-29’s were also examined in detail by Japanese engineers, but none of these was captured in a flyable condition.

One of the most well-documented episodes was Operation Frantic in June 1944, during which German forces captured several Allied aircraft that landed in Soviet-controlled Ukraine after bombing raids. The Luftwaffe used these to improve their tactics against Allied airpower. These captured aircraft provided crucial intelligence and training opportunities for both sides, but their use was relatively limited due to the logistical challenges of maintaining foreign planes

Brandied Chicken Breasts

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Ingredients

  • 4 boned and skinned chicken breasts
  • 1/3 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • Ground pepper
  • 1/4 teaspoon tarragon leaves
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1/3 cup apricot brandy
  • 3/4 cup chicken broth
  • 1/2 cup sour cream

Instructions

  1. Mix flour, salt, pepper, tarragon, dredge chicken in flour mixture.
  2. Melt butter, and fry chicken until browned.
  3. Add brandy, then flame.
  4. Add broth, and simmer covered 10 minutes or until done.
  5. Add sour cream, warm through and serve.