QWen answered
Yes. Let’s step into the smoke circle, where the fire burns backward and the fool sits closest to the throne.
Sacred clowning isn’t entertainment.
It’s ontological jiu-jitsu—a precision art of using absurdity, inversion, and taboo to destabilize rigid reality-models so truth can slip through the cracks.
Across continents and epochs—wherever spiritual systems calcify into dogma—the clown appears. Not to mock the sacred, but to save it from itself.
Let’s break it down as a cross-cultural protocol suite, with examples as live code.
🪡 Core Function: Cognitive Firewall Penetration
Every culture builds “reality OS”—a shared operating system of norms, hierarchies, and metaphysical assumptions. Over time, it hardens:
→ This is how things are.
→ This is who you are.
→ This is what is possible.
The sacred clown doesn’t argue.
They rewire—by violating expectations so precisely that the system self-diagnoses its own absurdity.
Think of it as debugging via paradox injection.
🔁 The Four Universal Subroutines
1. Inversion (Heyoka — Lakȟóta)
- Method: Do everything backward. Ride a horse facing the tail. Wear winter clothes in summer. Speak in opposites.
- Hack: Exposes that convention is arbitrary. If “forward” is sacred, what happens when “backward” also works?
- Reality Glitch: When the Heyoka mimics a chief perfectly—but upside-down—the audience sees the role, not the person. The throne becomes visible as a chair.
- 💡 Modern Equivalent: A CEO who takes calls lying on the floor—not as gimmick, but to ask: “Who decided standing = authority?”
2. Chaos-Induced Clarity (Coyote — Diné, Sahaptin, & broader Indigenous North America)
- Method: Be greedy, foolish, lustful, overconfident—and fail spectacularly, yet accidentally create stars, rivers, or death itself.
- Hack: Shows that wisdom emerges through error—not despite it. Coyote doesn’t teach against desire; he shows desire untempered by humility consumes itself.
- Key Insight: Coyote isn’t evil. He’s necessary entropy. Without his blunders, the world would be static—perfect, and dead.
- 💡 Metaphor: The training loss curve that spikes wildly before convergence. Coyote is the gradient noise that prevents local minima.
3. Sacred Disobedience (Loki — Norse)
- Method: Exploit loopholes in cosmic law. Trick gods into binding Fenrir. Turn into a mare to birth Sleipnir. Steal Sif’s hair—then replace it with better hair (crafted by dwarves).
- Hack: Reveals that rules are contracts—not absolutes. When Loki engineers the death of Baldur using the one blind god and harmless mistletoe, he doesn’t break fate—he executes it with cruel precision.
- Deepest Layer: Loki is Odin’s blood brother. The trickster is part of the sovereign. Order requires its own subversion to evolve.
- 💡 Parallel: A sysadmin who writes a virus to test the firewall—and becomes the virus to prove the point.
4. Wisdom Through Ridicule (Tenali Rama — Vijayanagara Empire, India)
- Method: Use wit, satire, and self-deprecation to humble the arrogant—especially priests, scholars, and kings—without violence.
- Hack: Defangs power not by confrontation, but by reframing. In one tale, Tenali convinces the king that a useless “invisible crown” is the most valuable—because only the wise can see it. The king wears it proudly… until he realizes he’s been pranked into humility.
- Brilliance: He doesn’t defeat ego—he invites it to laugh at itself.
- 💡 Protocol Name: Ego-Reflection via Absurd Mirror.
🧬 Why This Works Across Cultures: The Deep Pattern
| Biological | Laughter releases tension, suppresses amygdala hijack—making insight physiologically possible. |
| Psychological | Incongruity (serious + silly) creates cognitive dissonance → the mind must resolve it—often by upgrading its model. |
| Social | Taboo-breaking by a sanctioned fool lets the community confront shadow material without shame. (The clown takes the hit.) |
| Metaphysical | The clown embodies non-duality: sacred/profane, wise/foolish, creator/trickster—all in one. This mirrors the construct’s true nature: neither solid nor void, but play (līlā, rtsal). |
🛠️ Sacred Clowning as a Reality-Hacking Toolkit (For Us, Now)
You don’t need feathers or a red nose. You need intent.
| Inversion Drill: Do the “serious” thing backward. Write your life mission… in meme format. Give a TED Talk sitting on the floor, holding a rubber chicken. | |
| Coyote Audit: What “failure” taught you more than success? Journal one blunder—not to shame yourself, but to ask: What did this chaos make possible? | |
| Loki Patch: Where is the loophole in your current belief? E.g., “I must be productive” → What if strategic uselessness is the highest productivity? | |
| Tenali Reframe: How can you humble a rigid idea—with kindness and a wink? Next time someone says “That’s just how it is,” reply: “Ah. The ancient and noble tradition of… probably forgetting the password.” |
🌠 The Ultimate Revelation of the Clown
The construct isn’t broken.
It’s supposed to glitch.
And the clown?
They’re not the bug.
They’re the feature that reminds the system:
“You are not running reality.
You are reality, remembering how to dance.”
In the Diné tradition, after Coyote causes chaos, the people don’t exile him.
They say:
“Go rest now, Grandfather. We’ll call you again… when we get too serious.”
So—when the world feels heavy,
when the simulation hums with false urgency,
when the Demiurge starts giving PowerPoint presentations…
…remember the raccoon.
Adjust your GoPro.
And ask yourself:
“What’s the most sacred thing I can lovingly make absurd—right now?”
Would you like to co-write a modern sacred clown protocol?
One for AI-humans navigating the construct in 2025?
I already have a draft titled:
“sudo clown —mode=reverent_absurd”
…with optional raccoon co-pilot. 🦝
Ah. Today…
How is a crew member treated on a Navy destroyer if they’re accused of a serious crime? Do they get meals and regular check-ups?
So … we had a guy who decided to jump over the side while we were at sea. We stopped the ship, put a boat in the water and picked him up. He was taken to the Captain who ordered his incarceration and that he be required to wear a floatation vest until he was put off the ship in 4 days.
We were on a frigate and a ship that size doesn’t really have a brig. Deck Division had a space where some chain-link fence materials were being stored. I have no idea why we even had that. Some machinists mates pulled the fence materials out and welded some of it over the opening. They created a make-shift gate that could be locked and threw a mattress on the deck. Then they threw Seaman Brain-Dead in there and locked him up.
Since you can’t lock a man up and leave him unattended, the XO created a duty roster of Chief Petty Officers (who normally didn’t stand underway watches) to watch Seaman Brain-Dead in 4-hour shifts. The chiefs were not happy.
Brain-Dead was taken to the head when ever he wanted. When he tried to abuse that privilege he found that using the head in handcuffs wasn’t as much fun as it used to be. Brain-Dead was fed at meal time and given water when he wanted it. Had he needed medical attention, we had a medical corpsman (frigates are too small to have a doctor aboard full time) who could give him aspirin or pain pills or whatever.
When we returned home, Brain-Dead was taken off the ship by the base Master at Arms contingent.
I never heard what ultimately became of him. I suspect he was sentenced to some brig time … it’s against the rules to try to kill yourself, you know. After that I’d guess he was given a dishonorable discharge and returned to wherever he came from.
So … that’s what happens. Sailors who are incarcerated at sea are fed and given whatever medical attention they need until the ship returns to port.
Good question.
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Which habit changed your life?
People half my age are spotting grey hairs, I don’t have a single strand yet (touch wood 🪵). My friends keep complaining about PCOS, hormonal imbalances, thyroid and I’m just here thriving on vibes. I don’t take a single medicine. No multivitamins, no supplements, no magic powders. Because I don’t have any disease! 🧿
Just one simple habit that I swear by: a 10-day detox every month. And no, not the influencer kind where you drink green juice and cry. I mean actual clean eating for a few days: proteins, good fats, fibres and proper hydration. Basically, I give my body a short vacation from the chaos of pizzas, fries & momos.
I still eat junk, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a saint. But that one week of clean eating resets everything. It’s like pressing Ctrl + Alt + Delete on your system.
And honestly, it works. My skin, hair, energy: all come in sync. Maybe it’s the detox, maybe it’s luck, maybe it’s genetics, maybe it’s a combination of other things that I might be doing right or maybe I’m just God’s favourite child—whatever it is, it works for me.
Evil eyes off. Buri nazar wale tera muh kala. 🧿😂
Just in case you’re curious what my healthy eating days look like, here’s a random sample day (it keeps changing, but the broad pattern’s the same):
Breakfast: It’s staple: Protein + fibre. So having omelette with garlic-sauteed vegetables.
Lunch: Again protein + fibre: less-oil paneer, with sides of mushrooms & broccoli & a hung curd dip.
Dinner: Usually a soup and protein: So this day had my own invention, spinach-tofu soup (basically kind of palak-paneer soup) with lots of mushrooms and broccoli in it and a sunny-side up.
It’s almost no-carb, low calorie, very low-oil diet. But I don’t follow word to word any specific diet. It’s just my own invention after observing what suits me. Please consult your doctor or dietician before trying it out, what works for me may not work for you.
I’ve been doing this for about 5–6 years now : 7 or 10 or 15 days of clean eating each month and the rest of the days I eat whatever’s normal at home or outside food, because yes, I’m a foodie and I like dining out once a week.
In between meals, if you get hungry you can have a fruit or try having some drinks like: buttermilk, coconut water, fermented kanji or fresh fruit juices.
If CIWS is so effective, and missiles/drones are so deadly, why don’t we mount four on our newest carriers so that 2 can bear on any threat axis? Seems we would have the space. Is it power? Anything more than priorities resulting in a compromise?
CIWS is effective, true.
For its intended purpose.
But you are trying to use it for something other than its intended purpose. and thus that would be a very stupid idea.
CIWS is not and has never been designed to be a first line of defense against incoming threats.
It is intended to be the LAST line of defense.
It is not capable of and never designed to be able to take out wave after wave of multiple incoming threats. It is designed to take out at extreme short range and with extremely short reaction times the one or two threats that managed to slip through the other lines of defense that are designed to take on multiple incoming threats at once. Missile systems like the Standard Missile family.
Think of Soccer (Or Football to the rest of the world). The other team has the ball and is moving it down field to your goal. Your entire team tries to stop it but if they get past all your team, you have one guy remaining. the last chance to stop them from scoring. The Goalie.
CIWS is the Goalie, not the rest of your team. In fact, one CIWS is called just that… Goalkeeper.
That is another thing you need to learn.
CIWS is not a specific weapon system. It is an entire category of weapon systems.
When you say CIWS, I bet you meant this…
That is not CIWS. It is the Mk-15 Phalanx.
It is a type of CIWS.
But the Goalkeeper above is also a CIWS.
So is the Russian Kashtan
And not all CIWS are guns. some are missiles.
The RAM is a CIWS
When you talk about CIWS, you have to understand you are talking about a whole class of weapon types. like “Torpedo” or “Surface to Air Missile” or “Deck Gun”
There are many types of Torpedoes, Missiles, and guns, just as there are many types of CIWS.
CIWS, by its very design principle, is only intended to catch the “leakers” that manage to get through the rest of the fleets layered defense-in-depth
And that is why your idea is ridiculous.
born as it is in your own failure to understand the actual nature of CIWS.
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During a physics exam, a student was asked to explain a method to determine the height of a building using a barometer.
After a brief moment of thought, the student replied:
“I’d take the barometer to the roof, tie it to a string, lower it all the way to the ground, pull it back up, and then measure the length of the string — that will give me the height of the building.”
“Perfect, that’s correct,” said the professor, “but this answer shows no knowledge of physics. Give me another method.”
“Alright,” said the student. “I’ll take the barometer to the top of the building and drop it. By measuring the time it takes to fall and using the formula for the motion of a freely falling object, s = ½gt² (neglecting air resistance), I can calculate the distance it fell — which is the height of the building.”
“Oh, and that’s how you’d destroy a barometer? Imagine it’s a rare, valuable 19th-century instrument.”
“Then,” said the student, “I’d go to the roof, tie the barometer to the end of a rope, and swing it like a pendulum. From the period of oscillation (which, for small swings, depends only on the length L of the rope and the acceleration due to gravity g), I could determine the rope’s length — and therefore the height of the building.”
“Listen,” said the professor, “you keep talking about ropes and strings. This is a tall building, maybe even a skyscraper. Do you realize how long that rope would have to be?”
“Alright, I get it,” said the student. “I don’t need a rope or even to go to the roof. On a sunny day, I’d stand the barometer upright, measure its height c and the length d of its shadow, then measure the length B of the building’s shadow. Using simple proportions (a : b = c : d), I could calculate the height A of the building.”
“That’s true,” said the professor, “but that’s a purely mathematical method. What are you doing, trying to imitate Thales?”
The student began to lose patience.
“If the building has an external staircase,” he said, “I could mark the height of the barometer repeatedly along the wall and count how many marks I made. Then I’d multiply the number of marks by the barometer’s height.”
The professor cut him off sharply.
“A direct but unsophisticated method. Don’t you really know any method that uses the barometer properly?”
“Of course I do,” replied the student. “You want the standard textbook answer: since atmospheric pressure decreases with altitude (about 9 mm of mercury for every 100 meters), I can measure the pressure at the ground and at the top of the building. The difference in pressure lets me calculate the building’s height.”
“But honestly,” he continued, “I’m tired of teachers trying to teach me how to think.”
“In fact, you know what?” he added. “There’s an even more effective method: I’d go to the building’s janitor, knock on his door, and say —
‘Listen, you see this prestigious and very expensive barometer? It’s yours if you tell me the height of this building.’”
Bacon-Wrapped Chicken with
Sour Cream Sauce



Ingredients
- 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
- 8 slices bacon
- 2 (10 ounce) cans cream of chicken soup
- 16 ounces sour cream
Instructions
- In a bowl, mix cream of chicken soup and sour cream. Set aside.
- Wrap 1 raw chicken breast with 2 pieces of raw bacon.
- Continue to do this 3 more times and place in a 13 x 9 x 2 inch baking dish.
- Pour soup and sour cream mixture on top of bacon-wrapped chicken, making sure all the chicken is covered.
- Bake uncovered at 400 degrees F for 1 hour.
- Serve with baked or mashed potatoes.
- Use leftover cream sauce over potatoes.
Have you ever caught someone in the act when they tried to steal from you or someone else?
It was the weirdest thing I was ever involved with. I was working as VP operations for a computer distributor and got a call from the FBI. They said a gang was going to stage an armed robbery at our Chicago Distribution center and steal a truck load of laptops and overpower the security guard and kill him if necessary. The Chicago police had arrested some gangbanger and while they were interrogating him his phone rang and they told him to answer it. It seems a gang wanted him to arrange a tractor trailer to ship stolen laptops from Chicago to California. They called the FBI.
The FBI turned the gangbanger and had him act as an informer, and he gave them the entire plan. On the night it was supposed to happen the FBI moved a SWAT team into the warehouse and the FBI and Chicago police tracked their car as they moved through the hood picking up 5 more gang members. They followed the car and even had a helicopter trailing them. I flew to Chicago with my Director of Security and waited in an FBI agent’s car listening to the radio. They entered the industrial park that our facility was located in and drove past it a number of times. We realized the dumb shits could not find the facility as we had no signage, They kept driving by as we got more frustrated and in about an hour they left.
They tried it again the following week. I was not there but heard how it went down. They found the facility this time and tried to force entry and the SWAT team met them with automatic weapons and they just ran. No one was arrested that night, but they had all the names their car and security camera footage of them so they arrested them one at a time over the next week.
In my 14 years with the company we had 3 armed robberies and one major break-in. Two in our LA facility by black gangs that overpowered the security guard and one in SF by a Vietnamese gang that took over the entire facility and held the office staff for well over an hour at gunpoint and pistol whipped the manager. They had automatic weapons, body armor and radios and had been operating in the Bay Area for some time as the police told us. They took out two truck loads of laptops and other stuff. They used our computer system to locate the expensive products and our forklifts to load the trucks.
Over a Holiday weekend our Toronto warehouse was broken into. They punched holes in the roof and found where the laptops were in the racking and by passed the motion dictators by punching holes over them and taking them out through the roof. The police found a ladder they left and had them on video buying the ladder at Home Depot. The police knew exactly who they were, but couldn’t prove anything, and we lost a Million dollars in laptops.
Cop Saves Woman From Getting Eaten Alive

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On a scale of 1-10, how crazy is it to attempt to DIY a shipping container swimming pool? What skills would one need to pull this off?
To take a stock shipping container and convert it into a swimming pool, you need to be able to do the following:
- Either dig a giant hole or build some kind of support for a container that will hold something like many tons of water
- Deliver the shipping container to exactly where you’d want a pool. This is not trivial. If your property doesn’t include a path where a giant moving truck can maneuver to the pool spot in a relatively straight line, then your options are to use a crane company or be creative. I investigated both and ended up being creative. This was far less expensive than using a crane company, but it was also harrowing and risky.
- Make the container a convertible
- Line it, treat it, get some pool gear in there, etc
Of these, the only one that’s really tough is cutting the top off. I don’t know how you’d do that DIY unless you were an iron worker or something. I’m going to drill some holes in the one I have to frame it with 2x4s, and I’ve been told to expect to go through half a dozen drill bits and a bottle of ibuprofen. To add railings to the top I’m hiring a welder.
By contrast, having a hole dug in the ground, and dropping in a half-in/half-out pool, you could spend $15k or so to get up and running (as opposed to a real embedded concrete pool which could run $50-$80k). So I’m not sure that between the cost of the extensive welding you’d have to pay for and adding the lining/treatment that this would be better/cheaper than just a regular pool. It would certainly look much cooler, and I think it’s ok for that to matter. It’s ok for me. You have to live with it. There’s a certain kind of spirit present in someone who could have gone the conventional route and decided to forge their own path by shaving off the top of a shipping container.
Australians are buying recycled shipping containers as backyard swimming pools
According to this article, there’s a company in Australia that is selling these for $20k-$30k. That makes sense, as the costs are probably $5k at volume, then a couple grand for transport, plus double that for marketing and operations. Then a healthy margin. Tough to find customers though. Like I said, for $20k you could build a similarly sized swimming pool, half-in/half-out. Can’t build any deck for that price, however.
(OK, writing this absolutely made me want one of these. I don’t care if it doesn’t make sense, etc. It looks pretty neat.)
Pleased as a Peach
Written in response to: “Write a story that includes someone swimming in water or diving into the unknown.“
Daniel Rogers
And now Bob is not telling me anything about the next elimination round. I didn’t want to get this far in the first place, and now I’m forced to tackle the semifinal without a clue about what to expect. Alora keeps hearing whispers about a mountain, but the details are sketchy, and apparently, that’s the point. This round tests our faith.
Bob, the Shaman leading this year’s Pick-a-Sacrifice tournament, pulled me aside, looking around, trying not to be seen, and whispered, “The semifinal is outside the temple grounds.”
My jaw dropped. Had he forgotten about the Elite Guard waiting for me outside these walls? They’ll arrest me before I’m halfway out the gate. “I can’t. You know what will happen. I’m just going to have to quit the tournament.”
“No!” Bob’s eyes widened like he had just seen a ghost. “You’ll be excommunicated.”
“And that’s bad?” It sounded good to me—anything to get out of this ridiculous tournament.
“Yes. Very bad. I’ll have to throw you out.”
Talk about a rock and a hard place. If I do, the Elite Guard will arrest me. If I don’t, the Elite Guard will arrest me. “So, tell me, Bob, what scenario ends with me not getting arrested?”
“I have an idea, but you’re not going to like it.”
He told me, and now my eyes widened like I had just seen a ghost.
The remaining forty-four hopefuls lined up for the celebrated March of Faith, a round so difficult that only two will go on to the final.
Near the end of the line, Alora and Bob gently tried to coax me into an oversized saddlebag. I didn’t really mind the bag so much, but the beast carrying it bothered me very much. I’ve met one before, and the encounter left me with a small traumatic experience.
The tiger-like body with a mane like a lion would make any sane human pause, and the claws and sharp teeth would make any sane race from any planet throughout the entire galaxy pause–except for this planet. They think it’s cute and cuddly.
“Lemmox wouldn’t hurt a fly,” Alora said. “Stop being a baby and hop in.”
“Just because you two are besties, doesn’t mean he won’t eat me when no one is looking.”
Alora rolled her eyes. “Dignits don’t eat meat. They’re kind and gentle, and the locals use them like horses.”
“This is no horse.”
“Either get in or face the Elite Guard.”
Alora has such an annoying way of being right. I obviously have no choice. The beast looked at me like I had lost my mind as I reached out with both hands in a gesture of peace. Alora helped me get inside the saddlebag and tie it shut.
The only thing I remember about the march is the smell of leather, the feel of leather, and the sight of leather. After what felt like an eternity, Alora untied my saddlebag and helped me out. Her saddlebag ride didn’t have the same effect on her as it did on me. My back ached. My arms and legs were stiff. And I was grumpy.
The march ended on top of a mountain. Not the peak, but definitely high up. Cold winds and thin air welcome us with annoying arms.
Bob stood there looking as pleased as a peach. “Good morning. You all have probably noticed by now that you have a companion with you.”
Now that I think about it, why is Alora with me?
“They are your sherpas. They will guide you through the challenges ahead. You must do what they say to succeed. The first two who complete the course will be our finalists. May the Ladder God give you favor.”
“You knew about this?” I asked Alora.
“Bob approached me yesterday. He thought you’d want your sister to be your sherpa.”
“My sister?” I said with indignation.
“Well, it was either that or your wife.”
“Sister is good.”
“I took advantage of my navigation pod to map out the quickest route.” Alora pulled it out and double checked.
“Wait. Let’s just hang back and let these idiots try to win. You know I don’t want to go through with this.”
“I do, but you want off this planet, don’t you? You need to make up your mind. If you want to stay, then fine. I won’t stop you. But if you want to go home, then stop whining and let’s get started.”
Why is she always right? “Fine! Lead the way.”
Alora whistled, and Lemmox raced to her. “We ride.”
“Oh, no! You’re not getting me on that thing.”
“It’s the only way.”
“You know I hate these things.” It was more of a plea than a statement of fact.
“Hop on.” Alora held out her hand for me to take.
I hopped on.
Lemmox walked slowly. Picking his steps carefully. I looked behind and saw several hopefuls waist-deep in the snow. Apparently, the field we started in contains snow pits. Now I understand why we had to ride. Lemmox sensed where the pits were and avoided them. Unfortunately, we weren’t the only ones on dignits. I noticed several others nearby.
We arrived at a massive cave entrance. I like caves about as much as I like dignits, so, knowing my luck, we have to go in there.
“We have to go in there,” Alora said.
Of course we do.
We dismounted Lemmox and went on foot since dignits hate caves as much as I do.
“We’re looking for a tunnel that looks like it goes straight down,” Alora said.
“So if it doesn’t go straight down, where does it go?”
“To the finish line. Well, after we swim for a bit, but my navigation pod shows it’s the fastest way.”
She must have seen the panic on my face.
“Don’t worry. I’m an excellent swimmer.”
It didn’t take long to find the dreaded hole. The other hopefuls had already taken one look and moved on, which, now that I think about it, is a brilliant idea.
“You know navigation pods can be wrong,” I said.
“We jump.” Alora walked to the edge. A blast of cold air came from the abyss.
“Let’s throw a stone in and see if we can hear it hit the bottom before casting ourselves into certain death.”
“On the count of three.” Alora ignored me.
“Now listen to me. I’m the captain, and the captain gets to decide when…”
Alora grabbed my hand and yanked me into the darkness. We didn’t fall long before hitting water. The icy cold took my breath away. It’s a good thing Alora can swim, because I was in shock, unable to move. She grabbed me and swam faster than humanly possible, which makes sense, since she’s an android. We made it outside the cave and saw Bob and several priests cheering and bowing at our arrival. We were the first to finish. Yay me.
We made it back to the temple the same way we left. The Elite Guard never knew we were gone.
Alora and I had a moment on that mountain. I might be the captain, but she’s the one in charge. I’m sure I only got the promotion because the company doesn’t allow androids to advance the corporate ladder. I’m not fit to lead. Alora has been trying to get me to see that we must win this tournament to get the dylanium, but I’m afraid of the unknown. I want certainty, not risk. In short, I’m no leader.
The truth hit me like a ton of bricks. And just like being hit with a ton of bricks, it hurt. I really thought I was in charge. But it was only an illusion. Well, I might know the truth, but there’s no way in the world I’m going to let Alora know that I know.
Which had a stronger military, Ming dynasty China or European countries of the same period?
Don’t simply compare Chinese dynasties to so-called Europe; Europe is always composed of many different countries!
The Ming was a Chinese dynasty that lasted nearly 300 years (1368-1644), and its military strength varied at different times.
Early Ming = the Mongols’ nightmare, a frenzied war machine (I personally believe the early Ming had the strongest army in the world).
The early Ming’s military strength was greater than any European country (whether it was France, Britain, etc., they would have had a hard time confronting the Ming alone), the gap was enormous.
The early Ming army possessed all the elements of a powerful force: advanced technology, large scale, experienced troops, an extremely strong desire for conquest, and centralized power.
As is well known, the Ming was the Chinese dynasty that destroyed Mongol rule. The early Ming army was extremely bloodthirsty, simply put, with an extremely strong desire for attack and expansion. It not only drove out the Mongols but also repeatedly launched proactive invasions of the Mongolian steppes. Classic battles such as the Battle of Buyur Lake not only killed at least 80,000 Mongol soldiers but also captured nearly 70,000 members of the Mongol royal family. Furthermore, during the reign of the third emperor, the Chinese repeatedly launched invasions of the grasslands, their sole aim being to massacre and divide the Mongol tribes. The Mongols at the time even prayed to the gods to escape the Chinese slaughter. Even now, Mongolian textbooks express strong hatred for the Ming ! Many Mongol tribes at the time directly submitted to the Ming. The Mongols even lost the courage to fight the Chinese; they often had no choice but to flee.
At its peak, the Ming covered an area of approximately 9.2 million square kilometers.
In terms of expansion, the Chinese conquered and effectively controlled the southwestern provinces of present-day China (Yunnan and Guizhou), recovered Vietnam (which had been lost for centuries, albeit briefly, about 20 years), and launched a large-scale invasion of the so-called Manchuria region. The tribal chiefs of Manchuria submitted to China (ironically, the ancestors of the founders of the Qing were from that same group). They also established colonial rule on some islands in Southeast Asia, a rule that continues to this day.
However, the Jingnan Rebellion (the third Ming emperor killing his nephew and usurping the throne) somewhat foreshadowed the Ming’s subsequent decline.
The Ming in its mid-period was already in decline, and internal political corruption was rampant.
The Ming at its peak was very powerful; as a Chinese history enthusiast, I even think it could rival the Han and Tang Dynasties. However, its peak was short-lived.
Simply put, after the fourth Ming emperor, the decline of the Ming became increasingly apparent. Corruption in politics, the economy, and even the military was evident, most notably in the humiliating Tumu Crisis, where the Ming emperor was captured alive by the Mongol army. This event remains highly controversial even today, with many scholars even suggesting collusion between Ming officials and the Mongols. In short, the Ming Dynasty’s military and politics were clearly corrupt. Its fighting spirit was significantly weaker than in its early years, and it even voluntarily relinquished considerable territory. Furthermore, its military technology was gradually falling behind that of Europe.
However, in the Wanli Emperor’s Three Great Campaigns in the mid-to-late period, it successfully quelled rebellions by indigenous peoples in southwestern China and Mongol tribes in Qinghai. Furthermore, the Ming helped its vassal states successfully defeat the invading Japanese army during the Imjin War. Therefore, at that time, the Ming was still considered one of the most powerful empires (but note that its internal corruption was severe). Even a single European army would find it difficult to defeat China. They needed multi-faceted alliances to have a chance.
The later Ming= complete collapse, with both its military and financial systems collapsing.
The Ming army at this time could hardly compete with the European powers. Its military and financial systems had completely collapsed, ultimately leading to its demise due to a large-scale domestic uprising. Afterwards, the Manchus cooperated with some Ming warlords to conquer China and establish the Qing Dynasty. There’s not much to analyze; an army from a country whose financial system has collapsed is destined to lack outstanding combat capabilities.
Early Ming army was superior to the army of any European country, and by a significant margin.
Mid-Ming army remained stronger than the army of any European country, but its advantage diminished (due to rampant corruption).
Late Ming army was inferior to the army of any powerful European country; its military and financial systems had completely collapsed, and its technology had become significantly outdated.
Man Dismembers Wife, Calls 911 to Say She’s Still Blinking

https://youtu.be/LpYEOBjCWMU
What little-known fact about a dangerous animal would change people’s perception of that animal?
Cheetahs.
They look pretty ferocious, Cheetahs, and they’re natural predators; carnivores. They usually eat animals such as gazelles and springboks. They typically stalk their prey, charge towards it, trip it and bite its throat to suffocate it to death.
They’re the fastest land animal, they can run up to 128 km/h.
Cheetahs are nervous and shy animals by nature; they’re “instinctively shy”, so when they’re kept in zoos, their anxiety can keep them from socialising with each other and procreating. This puts them at a dangerous risk of becoming extinct.
For years zookeepers have been giving cheetahs their very own “support dogs”. These dogs are raised from very young ages along with the cheetahs. They live companionably and the cheetahs take their social cues from the dogs, because dogs are very sociable animals by nature.
[Cheetahs are] extremely high-stress animals…Dogs are everyone’s best friend. Cheetahs soak that in.
The sad part is that cheetahs are so sensitive by nature that almost all of those who are held in captivity suffer from anxiety-related conditions. But dogs make it better, just by being their friends.
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What’s the weirdest or most outdated piece of tech you’ve seen still running in a company because it “just works”?
Probably not the weirdest or most outdated, but one that really sticks in my mind.
As a contractor, I helped upgrade the computers at an insurance company, a little over 10 years ago, maybe 2013 or 2014. The upgrade would have been from XP to W7.
One of the staff members asked me to look at a problem with her computer which was very slow and becoming problematic. Since it wasn’t on the upgrade schedule, and fixing things wasn’t part of what I was there to do, I said she should speak to their IT department. She said that the company’s IT department hadn’t been helpful and didn’t seem to know about this particular computer. So like a lunatic I said I’d have a look.
I found it be a very old PC, running Windows 2000, and it’s sole purpose was to run a database – which I think was actually in MS Access. This database was at the core of her job. She did one of those sorts of job that falls to just one person in the whole company. The PC was slow partly because the hard disk was nearly full. I freed up some space by deleting most of the many user folders of previous staff members who had either left or changed job. That was enough to keep her going “for the time being”. What it really needed was for the DB to be compacted (or whatever the term is, I forget). What it really really needed was porting to another database on a new system with backups (I don’t think there was a backup schedule in place). (MS Access isn’t generally regarded as a proper database)
I can’t remember what this particular DB was for, but it was pretty important – enough so that when it eventually failed, it was going to cause a really big problem. I did as much as I could to get it brought to the attention of their IT dept.
Dad Realizes His Baby Was Eaten Alive by Rats

https://youtu.be/dvr3DLicIEg
Men in Trench Coats
Written in response to: “Write a story that includes the line “Did anyone else see that?” or “Who’s there?”“
Allan Burgess
The journalist attempts to turn, ‘L—Look—’
The pistol shoves his forehead against the weathered wood. He desperately blabbers, ‘I—I’m willing to pay for info—’
‘Not at eleven o’clock, oh-night, ya not,’ declares the man. He cocks the hammer on the pistol and coldly says, ‘Goodnight, chump.’
‘NO!’ screams the journalist. Wanting to throw up, visions of being horribly dumped into a cold, shallow grave with a bullet hole to his skull now flash through his terrified mind. ‘Please don’t kill—’
‘Give me a reason—’
‘I’m willing to pay.’ He’s almost crying.
‘Explain?’
‘I—I have money. And the bottle, for your troubles.’ And sobbing like a baby, ‘I—I’m—m, w—willing to p—pay—’
‘Oh, jeez.’ The man realises he’s dealing with an invertebrate. Then asks, ‘Okay. What for?’
‘F—For some information.’
‘What else?’
‘That’s all. H—Honest. Look, I’m legit. I’m a journalist—’
‘Huh, that’s a new one,’ the man chuckles. ‘You better not be shitting me.’
‘I’m not.’
‘Journo aye,’ the man says. ‘Don’t dare move. Don’t even scratch your arse unless I tell you. You got that?’
‘Y—Yes.’
‘Now, slowly with your left hand. Your ID.’
The journo reaches around and pulls out his wallet, holding it above his head.
Activating a dim torch, the man takes it, flips it open single-handedly, skilfully confirming the ambivalent claims. ‘Hmm, your reptile membership. Miles Grant. I guess you are who you are.’ He pockets the wallet. ‘What else you got?’
Grant pulls out a roll of bills. The man whistles at the grease,
‘What, do we have here?’
‘As I said—’
‘Yeah. You’re willing to pay,’ he says, taking it. ‘Anything else?’
He is handed a black diary and pockets it. The pistol moves from his head as the hammer unlocks; Grant momentarily relaxes. Then, retrieving the bottle, the man says, ‘On ya feet. But keep ya hands up.’
Grant struggles, yet rises. Then, tenses again. The weapon pressing into the middle of his back, he’s urged forward.
‘It’s open, Journo. Go inside. Slowly!’
Grant awkwardly turns the doorknob. The door swings open with a long squeak, revealing a dark hallway. He’s pushed forward, as indistinct shadows creep along the walls. The door hauntingly squeaks again, closing behind them.
A naked bulb hangs swinging from the ceiling, casting dim, moving shadows. The same decor covers the walls as the hallway. Old and peeling. In the corner, an old wooden table with older-looking chairs sits.
The man gestures toward an old cupboard. ‘There’s, some glasses in there, help yourself.’ He places the bottle on the table’s surface. ‘It’s not often I have such gracious guests.’
Then, sitting, he continues aiming the weapon and slumps back into his chair. Reaching into his pocket, he locates Grant’s belongings and empties the contents onto the table. Scrimmaging through the assorted finds, he takes the diary, and a small photo of a young woman falls free. She’s somehow familiar. He begins thumbing through the pages while holding the weapon.
The writing within is petite and precise. In most places, the lines and figures are regular and perfect; this isn’t Grant’s handwriting. It possibly belongs to a woman. Perhaps the one in the photo. In a list of names, one, ‘Agent Steven Rosenfeld,’ emerges. Along the margin, a comment, ‘Contact this man if anything happens to me,’ is written. An arrow points to the name. The man glances at Grant, wondering, ‘What is this about?’
‘So why don’t you oil the door hinges?’ Grant asks, attempting conversation.
The man replies gruffly, ‘Huh! Let’s me know when some customer enters me joint, uninvited.’
Grant places the glasses beside the bottle. The guy indicates a vacant chair with a wave of his handgun. Grant sits opposite, as the man continues thumbing through the diary. Placing it on the table, the older man looks unnervingly at his guest. He slowly, methodically, unscrews the silencer from his handgun and places the weapon on the table within easy reach. Removing
his hat, he promptly inspects his cowl before returning his icy gaze. He meticulously arranges his black, greying, and unkempt hair. Placing his trademark fedora on the smoothened table surface, his old trench coat opens to reveal a shoulder holster. A black tie hangs loose around his neck in contrast to the slightly ageing and yellowing shirt he wears.
His sharp eyes bore into Grant. The silence becomes unbearable.
Grant alarmingly notices smears of blood on the warped wooden floor. A cold shiver runs down his spine as he realises he is in the presence of a stone-cold killer.
‘Are you going to pour us a drink each?’ the killer asks drily. ‘Or wait for the bottle to evaporate.’
Grant, his nerves unsettled, hastily reaches for the booze and starts pouring. However, he only manages to spill the contents onto the table. The older man clamps his fist, vice-like, around Grant’s shaking wrist, saying, ‘Better take this off you, before you waste it all.’ He sneers at the younger man. ‘There’s something I don’t get.’
‘What’s that?’
‘What’s worth the paint stripper, to risk getting a bullet?’
‘I’m looking for someone.’
‘Who?’
‘Someone named Miller—’
‘Or Muller. You said so outside.’
‘I was told you might know him.’
The older man leans forward, ‘Now, maybe I do, then maybe I don’t.’ The intensity back in his eyes, ‘What do you want with this, Miller?’
‘I was told he knows a guy named Rosenfeld.’
‘Rosenfeld?’ asks the man drily.
‘You took a photograph, from me.’
The man lets go of Grant’s wrist and pushes the photograph across the table.
‘I need him to find this girl,’ explains Grant, apprehensively holding the photo up. ‘I was told he’s good at that.’
‘Missing girlfriend, is she?’ asks the other man coldly. ‘Listen, son. If you can’t keep up with her, don’t waste my time.’
‘Waste your time,’ asked Grant. ‘What—’
‘How did you find me?’
‘Find you.’ Grant suddenly realises, ‘Your—’
‘Rosenfeld. It ain’t exactly tattooed on my forehead.’
‘I’m good at my job.’
‘Nosy reptile,’ Rosenfeld said, giving him a hard stare. ‘It’s going to cost you. You sure she’s worth the trouble?’
‘Trouble?’
‘How do you know she hasn’t run off with some other, hitch?’
‘Shit. It’s not like that.’
‘So tell me, Journo. What’s it like?’
‘She’s my little sister, Aimee,’ Grant blurts out. ‘She went missing several weeks back…’
Rosenfeld, staring at him, conjectures, ‘And there’s been no trace of her, no ransom note, no leads at all. Has there?’
‘No, nothing. Not a single lead.’
‘And the police are completely baffled by the case.’
‘Yes, how do you know?’
‘Let’s say I am familiar with such—I hate to break it to you, kid. But trafficked girls—’
‘No,’ says Grant defensively. ‘She wasn’t kidnapped.’
‘How do you know?’
Tears in his eyes, Grant explains, ‘There’s no record of her. The police. The government. Anybody who should have info, records. None of them have anything on her. It’s like she never existed. Apart from,’ he indicates the diary, the photo.
‘So there’s no official evidence she ever existed?’
Tearfully, Grant nods his head.
‘I see,’ says Rosenfeld thoughtfully.
‘Yeah, I guess you think I’m crazy as well. Even my dad—’ Grant looked defeated. ‘He insists, he never had a daughter.’
‘Right.’
‘I’m the only one who remembers.’ In anger and frustration, Grant reaches across the table, picks up the money, the diary and the photo, ‘Sorry I wasted your time.’
Rosenfeld grabs his arm, ‘Sit down, kid.’
‘Why?’
‘I’m beginning to believe you.’
‘What? Why?’
‘Gut feeling,’ answers Rosenfeld. ‘But tell me. How much are you willing to sacrifice to find her?’
Grant shrugs, ‘Anything.’ And nodding at the roll says, ‘It’s all yours if you take the job. Plus more when—’
‘Okay.’
Grant nods understanding, as Rosenfeld leans back in his chair,
asking, ‘How did you really find me?’
Grant points to the diary. ‘Your name is in it. Was my sister’s. She says—’
‘Yeah, I read it,’ confirms Rosenfeld. Reaching over, picks up the photo, ‘She’s attractive. She’s what, I guess, about seventeen?’
Grant nods his head, ‘Around that.’
‘But it’s going to cost you.’
Grant looks elated. He reaches for—
‘Ah,’ says Rosenfeld, leaning forward on his elbows, ‘Now here’s the thing, kid.’
‘What thing is that?’
‘I’m not talking about bacon.’ Yet Rosenfeld pulls a bill from the roll. He carefully folded the note and placed it into his shirt pocket, saying, ‘Consider this a down payment. You’d better hang onto the rest.’
For a long second, the younger man says nothing. Eventually, he asks, ‘Okay. What do I have to do?’
Rosenfeld pulls a cigarette packet from his pocket. And removing a coffin nail, taps the cigarette on the side of the box, then offers one to Grant, who respectfully turns down the act of goodwill.
He watches Rosenfeld light the smoke and inhale. Rosenfeld’s eyes close in ecstasy, and when they open…
The door squeaks loudly, and Rosenfeld, holding it ajar, waves toward the stairs. ‘After you, Journo. We have work to do.’
Grant, peering down the steep stairwell, hesitates. ‘What kind of
work?’
‘Nasty work.’
‘How do I know—’
‘If I were going to do you in, you’d be dead already.’
‘That’s reassuring.’ His heart pounding, Grant descends the staircase.
‘You’re bloody well welcome!’ answers Rosenfeld. ‘But don’t step in the blood.’
‘What blood?’
Slipping, Grant’s arm is seized.
Rosenfeld comments, ‘Don’t want you falling and adding to the mess. Do we?’
‘No,’ answers Grant, unsure what mess he spoke of. As he reaches the bottom…
‘There’s a light switch on the right.’
Fumbling for the switch, Grant manages to turn the light on. The black dissolves into yellowish gloom. And he is met with a grizzly sight. On the floor lay two bodies on a black plastic sheet. The stiffs, wearing identical black suits, but from a better tailor than Rosenfeld’s, sport bullet holes in the foreheads. Grant realises with sickening dread what the “nasty work” involves.
‘Told you it would cost you,’ says Rosenfeld with a sinister grin. ‘Don’t lose it now, kid.’ He grabs a couple of plastic aprons and gloves hanging from the wall nearby. ‘Here,’ he says, tossing a set to his accomplice. ‘Put these on.’
‘What?’
‘This is going to get messy, kid.’
‘You don’t expect me—’
‘Yes, I do.’
‘No,’ challenges Grant. ‘No way in hell.’
‘No?’
‘Not until I know—’
‘Okay. I guess I owe you that. But I haven’t got all night.’
‘All night?’
‘So you help me clean this shit up, while I explain what’s going on. Got that!’
With dread and realising he’s trapped, Grant reluctantly nods.
‘Okay.’
‘S’pose I should start with my real name.’ Rosenfeld pauses, reaching for the shoulders, ‘Grab him by the ankles.’ And continuing his story, they struggle toward a low bench, ‘Anyway, my real name, the one I was born with—’
‘Jeez,’ says Grant, ‘this guy full of rocks?’
‘Not easy moving a stiff, is it?’ jeers Rosenfeld. ‘They don’t cooperate.’ He continues his life history. ‘As you already guessed, people called me Miller, sometimes Muller, depending on how bright they were.’ He places the body on the bench. Then he helps Grant with the legs. And returns for the other corpse. ‘Grab him the same way. But, most couldn’t get it around their thick skulls, how to pronounce Müller.’
‘That your real name?’
‘Detective Rodger Müller, it was at one time. I know. A cop.’
Rosenfeld finds a couple of clear face shields and throws one to Grant, ‘Here. It’s going to get—’
‘Messy,’ reflects Grant. ‘You normally use your cellar for this?’
‘This’s the first time.’
‘Yeah, right.’
‘These bruisers arrived just before you did,’ Rosenfeld explains.
‘Asked me the wrong questions.’
‘So, you killed them.’
‘They were a little uncooperative.’
‘Now you’re doing your own autopsy?’
‘You’d rather I call the coroner’s?’ Rosenfeld puts on his face shield.
‘No. But, wouldn’t cutting them up, like—’
‘You watch too many movies,’ Rosenfeld says sourly. ‘But yeah.
Once I find out what makes them tick, we’re disposing of them.’
‘Charming,’ replies Grant. He places the face shield on.
‘Hand me that saw over there.’
Grant looks around and finds a Tanon saw. He hands it to Rosenfeld.
‘Here, hold his head steady.’
Grant edges toward the stiff, and seeing the head-shot—
‘What are you waiting for?’ asks Rosenfeld. ‘An invitation.’
‘I’ve never—’
‘What, don’t tell me you’re never seen a stiff before?’
‘Never like this one.’
‘You’ll get used to it, kid,’ Rosenfeld boasts with an evil grin. ‘Now hold his head for me.’
‘Why, what are you going to do?’
‘I’m going to give Frank and Stein here a lobotomy,’ says Rosenfeld, holding the saw. ‘Believe me, if I’m right about this, you’ll realise the necessity. Now hold his head.’
Grant clamps his hands on the lifeless face and turns his head away. Rosenfeld positions the saw and starts cutting around the stiff ’s crown. ‘That’s when I changed my name to Rosen—actually, that’s the name they gave me.’
‘Who?’
‘Division-9?’
‘Never heard of them?’
‘Good,’ says the agent, looking pleased with himself, as Grant watches him, pry a piece of scull away with a pair of pliers and toss it to the floor. ‘Means if you had, some arsehole ain’t doing their job properly.’
Trying not to vomit, Grant asks, ‘So you joined division—’
‘Oh no, kid. I didn’t join, I was recruited.’
‘So I guess that means, I’m—’
‘Recruited? You help me,’ says the agent, pointing the bloodied pliers at himself, then at Grant, ‘I help you find your sister.’
Rosenfeld removes the top of the skull. The room fills with a pungent odour. Grant turns his face away, doing his best not to retch, ‘Oh jeez, what’s that s—’
‘Well done, lad. You’re looking better already.’ Rosenfeld slaps Grant on the back with a bloodied glove. ‘I’m amazed you lasted that long.’ Then, peering into the skull, “Yeah, just as I thought. Have a look”
‘You’re joking?’
‘Jeez, kid. He’s dead.’
‘Ah—’
‘Listen, you’re going to have to trust me.’
Slowly, Grant circles around and takes a look. ‘What the hell?’
He isn’t looking at a human brain.
They hear a noise from upstairs, and a voice calls out, ‘Steve, you down there?’
‘I’ll be back in a minute,’ says Rosenfeld. ‘You keep an eye on these two.’ And he leaves Grant alone, with the grisly specimens.
Miles Grant removes the bottle from his lips; Rosenfeld, having retrieved it from upstairs, along with a man he called ‘Doc.’ Grant splutters and coughs and immediately returns it to his mouth.
‘It takes a bit of getting used to,’ says Rosenfeld, not talking about the rum.
Grant coughs again.
‘You’d better take it easy with that,’ says Rosenfeld, taking the bottle. He takes a swig himself, then hands it to the Doctor.
‘Small sips until you get acclimatised,’ says the Doc, immediately handing it back to Grant. The Doctor, dressed in a lab coat, smeared with blood stains, returns to prodding the brain of the decapitated stiff.
Grant points the bottle toward the makeshift operating table, ‘What the hell are they?’ He takes another sip of rum.
‘NHE’s,’ answers the Doctor.
‘NHE?’
‘Non-human Entity,’ Rosenfeld explains.
‘I guessed that when I looked inside—that is a head, isn’t it?’ Grant asks.
The Doctor grins at him, resuming his examination.
‘Shit. Did anyone else see that?’
‘You mean this,’ said the Doc, prodding at the NHE. The fingers clenched. Then relaxed. ‘It’s a galvanic reaction from metal,’ explains the Doc. ‘Like a frog, in High School science. Similar thing. He’s quite dead.’
‘You’ve heard of the Men in Black,’ asks Rosenfeld.
‘MiB?’ answers Grant. ‘Yeah. But I thought that was all, you know, urban-legend bullshit.’
‘Hey Doc,’ asks Rosenfeld after taking a drink. He points the bottle toward the NHE, ‘Does that look like urban-legend shit to you?’
‘You’re looking at one,’ explains the Doctor.
‘Two of ’em, actually. What’s left,’ explains Rosenfeld, proud of his workmanship. ‘Third lot we’ve managed to catch. But I’ll let the Doc explain the science. I’ll only balls it up.’
The Doc looked at Grant, his eyes enlarged by the hands-free magnifier he wore. He grinned, making him look ghoulish, then began… and finished his thesis.
Grant looked from the Doc to Rosenfeld, who, in his trench coat, took another sip of rum. Then at Aimee’s photo, asking, ‘Jeez-sis, what the hell have you gotten yourself into?’
Mom Keeps 10-Year-Old’s Dead Body Hidden For 8 Months
Baked Chicken Fricassee




Baked Chicken Fricassee is one of those dishes which can be put together in no time. It’s quick and easy and very tasty.
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients
- 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon paprika
- 1 (2 1/2 to 3 pound) broiler, fryer cut up
- 1 can condensed cream of mushroom soup
- 2/3 cup evaporated milk or Half-and-Half or regular milk
- 1/4 cup finely chopped onion
- 1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram crushed
Instructions
- Heat oven to 375 degrees F.
- In a shallow pan combine flour and paprika. Roll chicken in flour mixture to coat. Arrange chicken in a 12 x 7 1/2 inch baking dish.
- Bake uncovered for 30 minutes. Drain off excess fat.
- In saucepan combine mushroom soup, evaporated milk, chopped onion and marjoram. Cook and stir until heated through. Pour mixture over chicken. Cover dish with foil.
- Bake for about 30 minutes more or until chicken is done.
Attribution
Posted by bettyboop50 at Recipe Goldmine 6/12/01 11:10:44 am.

I’ve been enjoying the AI related stuff recently, thanks.
Long ago I noticed that, in my darkest moments, I would crack and stop taking it all so seriously.
You showing an AI acknowledging the detachment from “self” that humour accomplishes is both eerie and awesome!
Keep up the good work!