Cozy is not a color

As an arborist I have used wood chippers day in, day out for years and years. It is unbelievable how dangerous these are and because of the nature of the work they do, they are not able to have many safety features.

They are no only dangerous for the people feeding the machine, but for anyone standing around it as wood chips are thrown out of the chute at great speeds. Lumps of wood can be thrown out the rear of the machine, bolts under extreme strains can even break and bits of the machine can shoot through the metal plating.

Even being specially trained in operating the machines, there have been a couple of times I have almost been dragged in, and times that I have stopped my work colleagues being dragged in. This is why it surprises me that anyone can go out and hire one.

This is one feature to stop the machine, your legs hit it if and stop the feed Rollers if you are dragged into the machine.

Then you have IDIOTS like this. I have even seen “professionals” doing this.

Most chippers are made up of a spinning drum, blades attached to the drum, an anvil and feed rollers. The blades are almost razor sharp when new, and the gap between the blades and the anvil is about the width of a credit card (2mm). Anything that goes through the chipper bets smashed between the anvil and the blades. So there is literally no chance of survival if you go through. There is no magic escape hatch or anything. You will be turned into pulp. There is no 2 ways around it.

Check out this video.

This is a demonstration of a rope caught around a branch and a dummy, that shows how little time you have to do anything.

These machines are specifically made to destroy solid timber, they would hardly even slow down if challenged with a soft, squishy human body.

Dad Kills His Daughter, Hides Body For 2 Years

OMG!

Very many years ago and as a retired nurse, I was asked by a family in the country where I was living at the time, to help their daughter who had something wrong with her leg.

The girl was 17 years old, and her parents had been told in February of that year that she had an osteosarcoma, and needed her leg to be amputated. They were a simple village family used to putting their trust in the Lord. They refused because they believe no-one would want to marry her with only one leg. By June her cancer was advanced, her leg was an open wound, and they still believed the Lord would save her.

I was invited to intervene in September, by which time it was clear she was dying – although no-one had made this clear to the parents. By coincidence there was a visiting Australian consultant orthopedic surgeon available at the nearest private hospital. I made arrangements for her to see him, and for him to inform the family that she was terminally ill, and the only treatment was to keep her comfortable.

At her request she was brought home – she dreaded dying in hospital. Her home was a simple wooden shack, but her bed by the door allowed her to watch the sun shining on the fields nearby, to hear the sounds of birds, and to be with her family. Morphine Injections were prescribed, and I managed to arrange for a roster of nurses from the nearest small public hospital to attend regularly to give them. Soon after, when short-staffed, a retired nurse from a nearby village was asked to take over the pain relief injections. I was called by her parents shortly after. Apparently the village nurse had refused to come again, saying it was too soon for her next injection, as she’d become addicted to the drug.

I managed (don’t ask how) to obtain a fairly substantial amount of morphine tablets, that I gave to her parents, with strict dosage instructions to give them every four hours, or more often if necessary. The main purpose was to ensure she was pain-free while she was dying, and it was perfectly clear she only had a short time left.

She died ten days later, having been as pain-free as possible, and still able to know she was surrounded by her family, in a place she loved. That to me was good nursing. What was not was another professional nurse refusing to give prescribed pain relief to someone clearly in the final stages of cancer, on the grounds she might become addicted to morphine.

A long way of explaining why I do not think that families should ever be concerned over dying family members, or indeed anyone in long-term pain, being ‘high’ on morphine. Properly managed, being high is infinitely preferable to being in agony.

Now this is different! JERRY REED When you’re hot you’re hot REACTION – First time hearing

Q: Why wouldn’t a robot/software be able to tick the “I’m not a robot” box?

It would, absolutely. This is a double-check, often used by a system that already believes you are human, but is just making sure a robot hasn’t knocked over your coffee to distract you. The thing is, above is an image, not text. The robot would have to grab every image on screen and perform OCR (Optical Character Recognition) on it, a labor intensive process. Then it would have to click the box. What these ‘not a robot” reCAPTCHAs are mainly looking for is the pattern of mouse movement. Robots tend to be quick and smooth whereas humans tend to be jerky. A robot attempting to OCR the whole screen is going to exhibit a telling processing delay before it kicks into action.

It works surprisingly well, but if you are pretty smooth with the mouse (as I am) and are expecting the captcha, you can sometimes trip the robot detect even as a human, since it’s biased toward detecting robots. When that happens, you fail and are challenged with a more difficult captcha demanding you understand the context of photographic scenes.

Italian Pancake Lasagna Casserole

A round lasagna casserole, with delicate pancakes replacing the traditional lasagna noodles. A perfect do ahead dish or allow one and a half hours.

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Yield: 5 to 6 servings

Ingredients

  • 2 eggs
  • 2/3 cup milk
  • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 pound lean ground beef
  • 1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste
  • 2 tablespoons instant minced onion
  • 1 teaspoon basil
  • 3/4 teaspoon garlic salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon oregano
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon pepper
  • 1 cup creamed cottage cheese
  • 2 cups (1/2 pound) shredded mozzarella cheese
  • 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. Combine eggs and milk in medium mixing bowl with rotary beater.
  3. Add flour and salt; beat until smooth.
  4. Heat a 9 inch skillet over medium high heat. Grease lightly before baking each pancake.
  5. Pour batter, 1/3 cup at a time, into skillet tilting pan to spread evenly over bottom. When pancake is light brown and set, turn to brown other side.
  6. Prepare 4 pancakes.
  7. Brown ground beef in medium skillet; add tomato paste, onion, basil, garlic salt, oregano, salt and pepper.
  8. Place one pancake on bottom of a 10 inch pie pan, 9 inch round cake pan or 9 inch skillet.
  9. Spread with 1/4 cup cottage cheese, 1/4 meat mixture, 1/2 cup shredded Mozzarella cheese and 1 tablespoon grated Parmesan cheese.
  10. Repeat with remaining pancakes ending with cheese.
  11. Bake at 375 degrees F for 30 to 35 minutes.
  12. To serve, cut into wedges.

Notes

Refrigerate up to 24 hours. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes.

“It’s Just Me.”

Written in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth.

Tucker Sloan

American Suspense Drama

It’s Just Me.There was no water. I wanted to kill myself, or drop dead from thirst.I had to take my meds with water. Lots of it. Twenty-three different pills a day. From Trazadone to Oxicodone to Tylenol, and what have you. Whatever I could find in a dead drifter’s backpack. I haven’t seen a drifter in days, though.So, what to do? Fight for it? Get it. Get ‘er done? Water. Life. What they call the nectar of the gods. This would begin our journey. Our journey for water. For life. A life free of ailments like dehydration. I lost so many people because of our lack of water that I would drink my own tears to keep moisture in my mouth every time I cried. Those lost. Those beautiful people lost. No water equals no life.One night, after fighting sleep and praying, God came to me with open arms. I got six hours of sleep that perfect night. Something unheard of with people who have my rare syndrome. I, after recharging, decided that I would find water. I would go at it again. Right away. The sun had not yet risen, but I did not care.“Water. Water today, please. God Almighty. If I continue to dig this well, might I please have some water? It’s just me now. Please, some water?”We dug crazy holes causing great water discoveries back in the day. We wanted to show our God that we were willing to do whatever it would take to survive. Gallons and gallons of clean water from our Mother Earth was delivered to us via rain. Much needed rain. We thanked the Lord with all of our hearts. Water. Life. Renewal. Soon, we would have food. I wish I could gut a boar and swallow its flesh. Smoked perfectly. A mouthwatering boar would be nice! Then I heard a squeal. A boar!“Oh! Dear Lord! You have answered my prayers!”The boar was caught in the snare, and his heart soon stopped beating. I didn’t have to kill it. What strength this meal will give me. I shall have strength. Sustainable energy. I was going to be fine. I was going to live. As I shaved off the boar’s skin to make a hat to shield me from the sun- plus shoulder pads, and knee pads- I cried out a prayer of gratitude to my Lord.“This kill did not go to waste. Now, onward. The goal is set, and we have to reach it.”Sometimes I say, “We.” I like the idea of having my son with me. My family. My loved ones. My son was beautiful. You would’ve liked him. He was sweet, and he loved my record collection very much. Sadly, it was now just me. I wanted him here. I wanted him here right now. I wish I could’ve protected him, but I now have to move on. I am alive, and he is dead and buried. Gone forever. I have many days ahead of me- I hope.

We named him Isaiah, my son. Once we saw his beautiful, sparkling, blue eyes, we knew we had to name him with a beautiful, Biblical name.

I’d scream out, “Izzy!!!” When we had ice, and snow storms, I’d scream out, “Izzy! My baby!” And he’d come running right to me without a care in the world. He would even be barefoot. He did not care. He would throw snowballs, and build snowmen with his neighbor every winter.

We think Isaiah sleep walks, and that scares me. He could have got lost in the cold. Sorry. I got lost in my own thought. He’s gone now. They’re all gone. It’s me now. Just me. Lonely me.

Last night, I heard a car honk. I lit fire! I yelled! I packed my bag hoping for rescue from the cold. But when I got to the road- there was no one there to help me, so I cried again. Maybe it was just some strange bird. A bird I’d like to eat. I wandered back slowly. I was deprived of hope, and was in full despair. Maybe I was hallucinating.

Pink clouds. I kept seeing pink clouds with a silver-blue lining. In my bedroom, in the bath- pink clouds were everywhere. I soon learned to ignore them. Maybe I had lost it. I cried again as I entered my lonely cabin. It was just me now. I was alone. No one left. They just died on me. They did not fight!

As I read Revelations, I feared I was losing my faith. I did pray. I prayed many beautiful prayers. It was the only thing that lifted my spirits. I continued to pray. Prayers like:

“Dear Lord. Almighty God. Save me from my dark thoughts. Thoughts that could end me up in hell. And forgive me for sleeping with Jodie that one night. She was a church friend, so I still feel bad about that.”

I spoke to my Heavenly Father aloud every day. It seemed to be just Him and I. That made me cry,  too. With no one to look at- no one to touch- I began to become unglued.

Anger. Violent outbursts. Panic attacks! Screaming at the Almighty just begging to be heard.

“Save me!” I cried! “Take away my breath, my life, and let me be with you so I don’t feel so alone!” And He did not listen to me that day. No, He did not listen.

I carefully traveled to a cliff the next day. A beautiful cliff. The place I wanted to die.

“Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, just take me!” I cried as I approached the edge.

Falling to my death was a thought that always haunted my dreams. It tormented my soul in ways I can’t explain, but there was something about that cliff side. Something beautiful about it. This was the place. The place in my dreams where I once saw two beautiful women pet a wild swan right where I currently stood. They then hugged for the longest time, and moved away from the cliff.

I wanted to jump off of it as if demons were driving me to my death. Forcing me to jump. Then they showed up behind me in droves under the cover of night.

“Run from us!” They taunted, and I ran as fast as I could into a dead end. I cried again. I did not want demons to be around me, so I took a deep breath, and I ran the long way home praying aloud for the demons to flee in Jesus’s name. They didn’t completely stay away. They watched me the whole way home. They multiplied. There were creatures of purple and green with many limbs like a centipede’s. They had horns, and antlers, and over-sized, well, you know.

I ran, and I ran without looking back for fear God would turn me into a pillar of salt.

I had run from evil. The demons. The dark. As I approached my residence, a rainbow appeared even though it had not been raining. Thank you, God- I said to myself. A joyful moment at the end of a long, hard day. I needed that. I wish you could’ve seen it, too, but, alas, it’s just me.

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How To Make a Restorative Bowl of Chicken Soup

Head cold got you down? Nurture yourself properly by upgrading that bowl of chicken soup with extra “medicine.”

By Megan Scott

April 17, 2024

Overhead view of a bowl of chicken soup, topped with chopped herbs and fried shallots.

Last Thanksgiving, I got an atrocious head cold. Nothing too devastating, and we weren’t hosting, but it was enough to keep us home.

Whenever I get sick, John makes real chicken soup. No shortcuts. Soup made from a chicken and homemade chicken stock. I don’t know why this soup is a healing soup, it just is, in a “the sky is blue” sort of way.

Making the Soup

We always have homemade chicken stock in the freezer, thanks to our stock bag habit (eat chicken, put the bones in the freezer, repeat until you have a big bag full of frozen bones, make stock), so once you have that you’re halfway there.

Then you gently poach a whole chicken in that stock until it is *just* cooked. You have now created a double stock and you have a bunch of cooked chicken. Amazing.

Finally, you introduce a vegetable element. This is usually of the onion, celery, carrot variety, but this time we used onion, carrot, Gilfeather turnip, and celery root (the last two choices were dictated by our CSA share). Parsnips are also very decent in chicken soup, as are turnips. Simmer your chosen vegetables in the broth until tender.

We sometimes add Madras curry powder to our chicken soup for more complexity, and also because it gives the soup a beautiful golden color befitting the chicken.

Overhead view of a soup bowl containing grated ginger, grated garlic, thinly sliced serrano chile, thinly sliced mustard greens, and fried chile paste.
The Magic Is in the Bowl

Strong ginger-lemon toddies are a long-standing remedy in our house. The basic formula: peel and thinly slice a thumb-sized piece of ginger, place in a mug, fill two-thirds of the mug with boiling water, cover with a saucer, and let the ginger steep for four or five minutes. Then add bourbon, lemon juice, and honey to taste. We have tried simmering the ginger in water as well, but steeping really does produce the best flavor.

We eat a lot of exceptional Vietnamese soups in Portland at small, family-owned restaurants, and other than the euphoria you get after gulping down a bowl of phở dặc biệt or bún bò huế, our favorite thing about these soups is that you customize your own bowl with a variety of flavorful garnishes.

There’s chili paste, fish sauce, and fresh herbs on the table, and it’s your job to make your bowl taste as perfect as you think it can be. One of our favorite establishments stocks each table with a ramekin of raw garlic paste. When you add a spoonful (or two) to your soup, the garlic cooks ever so gently in the piping-hot broth.

Taking inspiration from hot toddies and cues from our favorite soup joints, John started adding raw, sinus-clearing aromatics to each bowl for a truly “medicinal-strength” chicken soup. After several cold seasons, the list of additions now include: a healthy dose of microplaned ginger and garlic, thinly sliced serrano chile and mustard greens, and a judicious spoonful of fried chile paste. Just as with toddies, the piping-hot soup is infused with the flavor of the aromatics, which are tempered by the heat but still fresh, spicy, and vibrant. Then, we top with soft herbs, crunchy garnishes, and a generous squeeze of lemon or lime. The bracing ginger and mustard, coupled with fresh and fried chile heat, is a wonderful combination for clearing the head and warming up.

How To Build Your Bowl
  1. Grate a clove of garlic and at least 1/2 inch chunk of fresh ginger root into your bowl with a microplane. Add more depending on your taste (I like a full inch of ginger grated into my bowl). You could add grated fresh turmeric, too.
  2. Think about what else might make your bowl more awesome and add it:
    1. chopped green onion
    2. chili paste (we use a very spicy Thai chili paste, pictured above, and highly recommend it, but start small because it will hurt you if you don’t treat it with respect)
    3. fish sauce
    4. thinly sliced serrano or jalapeño pepper
    5. a handful (yes, handful) of chopped arugula or mustard greens
      
      
  3. Cook up some noodles. Never cook the noodles in the soup itself. Cook them separately and add them to each bowl—this will keep your leftover chicken soup from being full of sogged-out noodles. Egg noodles are classic, but we use whatever pasta odds and ends we have, from bowties to elbows. Put the cooked noodles in your bowl.
    
    
  4. Get your soup boiling hot, then ladle it into your bowl. It will “cook” the garlic and ginger. Stir things up to disperse all the seasonings you added in step 2.
    
    
  5. Garnish with soft fresh herbs like parsley, celery leaves, and cilantro.
    
    
  6. If you like, top with something crunchy, like fried shallots or crispy chicken skin (see below).
    
    
  7. Serve with plenty of lime or lemon wedges.
    
    
  8. Tuck in. Be revived.
A Crunchy Upgrade

John also makes chicken cracklins for garnishing our bowls. Remove the skin from the whole chicken before you poach it and spread it out on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Then very lightly season it with salt and top it with another piece of parchment and a second baking sheet that nests inside the first one.

Bake the chicken skin at 350°F for about 40 minutes or until it’s golden and crispy. Crush the crispy chicken skins over your soup (just trust me).

If that seems like too much work, or if you run out of crispy chicken skin before you have made your way through the soup, store-bought fried shallots will do the trick. Adding cracklins and fried shallots is certainly an option too!

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Col 28-Book 508 – Auntie Clover and the Mismatched Sock Accord (A Tale of Wool, Lace, and the Beauty of Asymmetrical Warmth)

Ah, dear reader—prepare your heart, your paws, and your sense of fashion-forward compassion. Today’s story does not begin with a quack, a snort, or even a kazoo blast.
It begins with a rustle.
The soft, hopeful rustle of a grapevine satchel opening—revealing two socks, side by side, utterly, gloriously different.

So settle in. Breathe deep. And step—gently, bravely, mismatchedly—into Auntie Clover and the Mismatched Sock Accord.


The Gift That Didn’t Match

It was a Friday—golden, still, humming with the lazy buzz of bees and the distant snore-squeak of Porkchop mid-nap.

Auntie Clover arrived—cardigan buttoned three ways at once, humming “You Are My Sunshine” in a key only sparrows understood.

She knelt beside Ditto, who was napping in a sunbeam, tail curled like a question mark.

“For you, dear,” she murmured, placing two socks in his paws.
One wool, thick and oatmeal-colored, with a tiny embroidered daisy.
One lace, ivory and delicate, threaded with silver stars.

“Feet shouldn’t have to agree to be cozy.”
“Cozy! Cozy!” echoed Ditto—who immediately pulled them on: left wool, right lace.

He stood. Wiggled his toes. Beamed.

“They feel like… hugs and sparkles!”
“Sparkles! Sparkles!”

But then—Genghis appeared, gold chain gleaming, monocle askew.

“Fashion faux pas, kitten,” he intoned, tail flicking in disapproval. “Matching is non-negotiable. Even for… echoes.”
“Echoes! Echoes!” Ditto’s confidence wavered. He hid the socks behind his back.


The Accord That Covered the Farm

Auntie Clover didn’t scold.
She expanded.

The next morning, she returned—not with one pair, but with twelve—each more mismatched than the last:

  • For Rufus: One green (for when he glows), one brown (for mud days)
  • For Bessie: One lavender (for vibes), one gold (for sunlight)
  • For Doris: One polka-dot (for drama), one striped (for structure)
  • For Sir Whiskerton: One kilt-plaid (for heritage), one starry-night (for dreaming)
  • For Genghis: One black (for gravitas), one… glitter (for surprise)

“Drama needs sparkle, dear,” she whispered, placing the glitter sock in his paw. “Even kings.”

Genghis stared.
Sniffed.
Turned away—but didn’t drop it.

That evening, as the sun dipped low, he sat alone in the hayloft.
Slowly—so slowly no one would see—he pulled on the socks.
Black. Glitter.
He flexed his toes.
No one was watching.
So he… wiggled them.

Just once.
Then—a soft, almost imperceptible purr.


The Walk That Changed Everything

The next morning, Ditto wore his socks proudly—left wool, right lace—and strutted across the yard.

Genghis watched from the fence.
Then—deep breath—he stepped out.
Paws clad in black and glitter.
Head high. Tail… just slightly less rigid.

Ditto gasped.

“Genghis! You—”
“Silence, peasant,” Genghis murmured—but there was no heat in it. “Some statements require… asymmetry.”

And then—
The Accord.

One by one, the farm followed:

  • Rufus bounced—green paw flashing, brown paw thudding
  • Bessie swayed—lavender and gold catching the light
  • Even the scarecrow got in on it—one burlap sack, one silk scarf (courtesy of Auntie Clover’s “Upcycled Elegance Line”)

No one matched.
Everyone belonged.


The Moral of the Story

That evening, as fireflies rose and the farm hummed in C-sharp, Sir Whiskerton addressed the animals—not from the roof, but from the porch, where paws of all colors gleamed in the twilight.

“The moral of the story, dear reader, is this:
You don’t need to shrink to fit in. Sometimes, the world just needs new socks.
Auntie Clover didn’t give us fashion advice. She gave us permission—to be lopsided, to be layered, to let one part of you be wool and the other be lace.
So go ahead. Wear the mismatch.
Let your left foot dream in stars while your right walks in daisies.
The world doesn’t need more uniformity.

It needs more courage to say:
This is me. Take all of it—or none.’”

Doris dabbed her eyes.

“A textile metaphor! I can’t bear it!”
“Bear it! Bear it!”

And Genghis?
He sat beside Ditto, glitter sock gleaming in the moonlight.
Didn’t speak.
Just nudged a spare daisy-sock toward him—“For emergencies.”
Ditto pulled it on.

“Now we match… in not matching!”
“Matching! Matching!” echoed the stars—soft, sure, and full of grace.


Post-Credit Scene

Later, Chef Remy unveiled his newest invention:

Asymmetrical Scone™”
(“One half rosemary, one half chocolate. For the soul that refuses to choose.”)

Mr. Ducky bought the rights:

Now with 200% more intentional imbalance!”

And on the barn wall—still faintly glowing—
a new sign, in Ditto’s careful paw-print:

Sock Accord, Article 1:
Cozy is not a color.
It is a choice—to hold space for both.”

(Footnote: “—D.D.”)

Outside—the wind hummed.
The stars twinkled.
And somewhere, faint on the breeze—

Rustle… wiggle…* glitter *… home.


Jingle on. 🧦✨💛
(Or, in farm-ese: Wool… lace… yes … whole.)

The End.

People Are Refusing to TIP… Restaurants Had This Coming

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Written in response to: Center your story around a person who believes they’re the last human on Earth.

Gary Gallant

Fiction Speculative Science Fiction

 

SolitaryHenry Gibson walked the four corners of his confinement. His world was gray. The walls and floor were gray. His sink, his bunk, and his toilet were all gray metal or cement. He had lived three years in a gray cement and metal box. Supermax, they called it. Henry called it his gray coffin, and he had been buried alive.“Left, left, left, right, left, left, left, left, right, left.” Henry sang, his cadence perfect as he paced the gray eight-foot by ten-foot room.“You sing like a rooster crows, Henry, an intrusion on the silence.”“Good morning, Blake,” Henry said as he stopped near the slot in the metal door.” I have missed your ugly voice since yesterday’s meals. You might visit me off-schedule for once. It would make your day.”“I have brought your breakfast and a new book. Would you be so kind as to slide your last book through the slot?”Henry did as asked: “Do not spoil me, Blake. One book a month might make the other buried men jealous.”Blake laughed. He slid the new book through the slot and then the meal tray. Henry held up the book in the dim light. A Purple Place for Dying by John D Macdonald, a Travis McGee novel“Cute, Blake, cute. At least it’s not the Gray Man.”“I aim to please Henry.”The slot shut, and Henry knew that Blake was done with him for today. Blake Days, as Henry called them, were good days. Just a sentence or two from another human being were drops of water to a parched man dying in the desert.Henry propped himself on his bunk, back leaning on the cement wall. He wanted to start reading before the lights went out in his cell. He imagined the coming of darkness as a sunset. Days with the light on around the clock and then darkness around the clock were staples of his confinement. He never knew when either would change.

As he read, he fell into the story. He watched the seagulls play in the wind, soaring and plummeting repeatedly. Swooping down as a gull, he imagined he felt the white sand scratching between his toes and the waves flowing around his feet, falling back into the sea.

: Maybe I will come back as a seagull in the next life. That would not be bad,” Henry said aloud. Henry was his best conversational friend; he knew he was talking only to himself, but that did not matter. An imaginary friend was better than no friend at all.

Hours of light passed, and then Henry dozed, the fitful sleep of the damned. A sound woke him, a sound he rarely heard, the sound of his cell door unlocking.

“I will lay here for thirty minutes before going to the door.” He waited for Blake’s voice, or any other guard’s voice, to ring out, telling him to present his wrists for shackling and then escorting him for the rare hour under a real sun

Minutes seemed like days, but no commanding voices came. Henry sat up in his bed, feet on the gray, concrete floor. He sat for another thirty minutes

“I was dreaming that I was on a beach when you woke me, so this had better be damn good,” Henry called out to the door and beyond.

He got up and went to the door, gently pushing it open. No one screamed for him to return to his cell, so he stepped out and into the hallway.

He saw nobody in the hallway. What he saw were several piles of what looked like dust. He knelt, scooped his hand into the pile, and then brought it close to look at. He thought it was dust and ashes, all mixed in with sand.” What is this? “He thought. He let the remaining sand in his hand fall and stood up and wiped his hand on his prison outfit. Henry looked in the cell next to his through the slot and saw only what looked like another pile of dust on the bunk. He returned to the pile in front of his cell. He knelt and sifted through it. He produced two objects; one was a gun, and the other was a badge the guards wore.

“This is just crazy,” Henry said as he walked down the hallway, stride by stride, pile by pile. Every door that could block his path had been opened. He walked out of the prison into the glaring light of day. He had looked in other cells on his way out of the prison and into the yard, and everywhere, he saw piles of ashes and sand.

Once out of the prison gates, he walked towards the city. Cars were strewn everywhere, and inside, there were more ashes and sand. Henry was not in the least bit squeamish, so he opened the door of a Buick SUV and scooped the ashes and sand out of the driver’s seat. He got in and saw the key fob in the cup holder where the driver had left it. He expected the car not to start, but it did, so he put it in gear and drove towards the city center, never seeing a living soul. He had never seen this city except on TV and in magazines, which he had been able to read before prison. He drove down a large street, which he saw was named Colorado Blvd on the street signs. He navigated his way around untold numbers of cars, trucks, bicycles and mopeds, skateboards and dog chains, and piles of dust and sand. He parked and got out.

Henry walked from shop to shop, business to business, office building to office building, and the results were always the same. He did not encounter another human being, pet, bird, or animal of any kind. Trees remained, trees and plants of many kinds. The Blight, as Henry later named it, seemed only to take humans and animals.

Henry skirted piles of ash and sand as he went into a deserted market, deserted except for the ‘mounds’ as he came to call them. Behind the meat cases, all were mounds. He helped himself to a couple of bananas, ignoring vegetables like kale, which he wished had been turned to ash. All the while, anger built up inside of him until he finally picked up a large can and screamed as he threw it through the market’s front window. It did not make him feel better.

Henry left the market and walked down the street. He got into a black Mercedes and drove to the next city. If he ran out of gas, he abandoned the vehicle and got in another after sweeping off the driver’s seat. When the fresh produce was gone, he ate out of cans, but he did not have to do that much, for there were plenty of harvest foods that he could walk into a field and eat

“I pretty much talk to myself all the time now,” he said. “I like it. No one disagrees with me”

Over the next two years, Henry traveled across the country many times, never encountering another human being. He came to believe that he was the last human on earth. He had never been able to contact anyone in another country or continent. Finally, he came home to the supermax prison that he had walked out of two years ago.

“It’s time to get straight, Henry, time to man up, time to put the Genie back in the bottle, so to speak.” Then Henry cackled, not a happy sound, but he was done with happiness now, another dream left in the dust. The mounds were mostly gone, blown away in the wind or washed away in the rain.

He found wood in the trees around the prison and built a burial pyre outside the prison using chairs and tables from inside the prison walls.

“You have walls everywhere, prison, my old friend, and there is no escape this time.”

Henry put all his kindling under the pyre and lit a torch. Reaching into his pocket, he took out a large bottle of valium and a large bottle of oxycodone he had lifted from a pharmacy along the way.

“No need for prior approval on these now is there,” he said to the wind. He started swallowing the pills, chasing them down with Jack Daniels whiskey that he had enjoyed mightily during his travels.

“Breakfast of champions, “Henry giggled, the pills starting to work. The torch that he held started to drift downward, finally falling out of Henry’s hand when he became unconscious. Landing on the kindling, the flames caught there and soon smoke and flames rose into the sky. Henry, now dead, started to catch fire, but there was a smile on his face as if he had found the answer to some great question.

On the hillside overlooking the prison, a woman watched the last events of Henry’s life unfold.

“Adam, come here.”

He came and wrapped a muscular arm over her shoulders. The woman pointed to the fire below.

“That was the last of them, every human on the face of this planet, along with all animal life.” She hugged Adam closer, placing Adam’s hand over her breast. “Now, we can start again.”

Loaded Mashed Potatoes Meat Loaf Casserole

Loaded Mashed Potatoes Meat Loaf Casserole is two of your favorites in one dish.

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Loaded Mashed Potatoes Meat Loaf Casserole

Yield: 6 servings

Ingredients

Meat Loaf

  • 1 pound extra lean ground beef
  • 1/2 cup onion, diced
  • 1 cup seasoned Italian bread crumbs or 1 cup crushed Stove Top stuffing
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tablespoons brown sugar
  • 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
  • 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Topping

  • 1 (4 ounce) package garlic-flavored instant mashed potatoes*
  • 1 1/2 cups water*
  • 1/2 cup milk*
  • 1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
  • 1/4 cup real bacon bits or 3 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled

Instructions

  1. Heat oven to 375 degrees F.
  2. In a large bowl, combine beef, onion, bread crumbs, milk, egg, brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper then press into a 9 inch square or comparable baking dish.
  3. Bake uncovered for 25 minutes, then remove and drain any excess fat.
  4. While the meatloaf is cooking, prepare mashed potatoes as per package instructions, using 1 1/2 cups water and 1/2 cup milk.
  5. Spread over the top of the meat loaf, then top with Cheddar cheese and bacon bits.
  6. Bake for an additional 10 minutes, until the cheese is melted and the mashed potatoes are slightly crispy.

Notes

* Or make your own mashed potatoes instead. This would be a great use for leftover mashed potatoes.

I am not a defence expert, I am an analyst, political and strategic. Every analyst however notes:

The Trump Class battle ships will most likely be sunk within a hour of any conflict. Trump has identified a problem and has the exact wrong solution.

A solution that will all but guarantee that China will win any naval battle and with it any war.

Put that into your mind for a moment. Big sitting ducks in the middle of the ocean that can be taken out by just about anything including drones like Ukraine has done in their backyards taking out most of the Russian Black Sea fleet.

Which idiot in the Trump universe thought this up? Which defence contractor? Who will really benefit?

Everyone admits and has known for decades that the US shipbuilding industry is in disarray. Nothing new there. Nothing new in asking South Korea to assist or Japan for that matter which have way better shipyards than the uninvested US shipyards.

The US needs incredibly accurate multiple small agile warships. Exactly what China, South Korea and Japan build.

Trump wants to build a modern version of a WWII battleship and we know what happened to those in the Japanese fleet.

Sunk by US planes, the Yamamoto was yet another grand design that completely failed. Trump would have lost WWII in a week if he was in charge.

JUST SAY NO TO OUTMODED TECH, THE USA CANNOT AFFORD MORE INSANE WEAPONS PROGRAMS THAT WILL NOT WORK INCLUDING THE STUPID ASS TRUMP CLASS BATTLESHIPS WHICH WILL JOIN THE YAMAMOTO AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND SINK THE USA WITH IT AS SOON AS A WAR STARTS.

Someone has to tell Trump he knows nothing about ships, he is not the designer even though he says he is designing much of what is going into the ships. Why? Because he knows aesthetics.

Are you fucking kidding me?

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