Patreon
On 1JUN22, I set up a Patreon account. It can be accessed HERE. On it, I publish my higher quality articles for paid subscribers. I have three tiers. $5/month, $10 and $25/month. So far, the following videos are available on it…
- Obtaining Chinese citizenship and giving birth in China.
- Why separations between humans and mantids are necessary
- The human-mantid trinity
- Extraction during translation to a higher state
- Your Choices at Death
- The forms we will take at the time of our escape from the Earth Prison Planet
- Do not fear the realignment event
- The components that comprise quantum elements
Welcome!
Welcome to Metallicman.
I’m a retired spook. I live in China. You got a problem with that?
Well?
A spook is a derogatory term for a member of a United States secret program or project. Specifically he or she is an unacknowledged member of a special access program. Also known as a “black program”.
And, you know, there are many kinds of these individuals, doing and performing many different kinds of activities. Not all are involved in “cloak and dagger” espionage, working for the CIA. Which is the common understanding. Instead, many perform other tasks and other roles.
Their only commonality is that they are doing things in absolute, 100%, lock-down, total secrecy. Not the kind of “secrets” that you read about in the “news” and on the Internet, but real goodness, ACTUAL secrets.
A big country like the United States has many, many secrets. And all of these secrets are not for public consumption. The reader would be surprised with how many disasters, revolutions, fires, collapses, and pandemics that has plagued the world over the last one hundred years has been the result of secret programs. As well that the great inventions, the great alliances, and the great wealth that the people of the United States benefited from has been the result of secret programs as well.
America, like many other nations, is like an iceberg. You only see a tiny fraction of what is going on. Most of the actual events of significance are secret and they occur out of sight, and out of mind.
I was in MAJestic. It’s a “never reported on” organization, because the operations and content of it is not for the mainstream population consumption. It is secret because the mere presence of it invalidates the technological advantage that the United States has enjoyed for at least the last seventy five years. MAJestic has driven the Research and Development efforts of American companies for decades now.
MAJestic has provided Velcro, LED’s, fiber optics, computers, integrated circuits, artificial intelligence, nano-technology, carbon fibers, and many more “everyday” technologies that are in daily use. But this organization is involved in much more than that. The organization is in the process of developing “Star Trek” technologies such as “teleporters”, “warp drive”, and other technologies that are considered so advanced that they are the realm of fantasy.
MAJestic concerns technology.
Specifically, and in my role, technology transfer and interactions with non-human species. MAJ falls under the ONI. And the ONI falls under the United States Department of the Navy. And it is all very, very compartmentalized.
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So… do you want to learn something new?
Well, do you?
I’ve put a lot of time and effort into this website. It’s got things that you will not find anywhere else on the internet, and that makes it unique and special. Seriously. You will find things here that cannot be found anywhere else on the internet.
While others are talking about the “dangers of 5G”, we point out the real things that are going on. Such as, in this case, that the United States government must slow down the popularity of Chinese technology so that American companies can “play catch up”. Which they eventually were able to… to a point.
While the internet is alive with the grand wurlitzer of propaganda against China and the “Wuhan virus”, we discuss the American bio-weapon “carpet bombing” of China from 2016 through 2020 and the three lethal virus strains to hit China that year.
And while the American “news” is silent about what happened in the South China Sea in 2020, we tell you what really happened.
Secrets are secret, and 90% of what you read on the “news” is simply a well-funded manipulation designed for the herding of an intentionally dumbed-down population of debit-serfs. This website is not for everybody. If you follow either the Alt-Right or the Alt-Left, it will anger your sensibilities, and destroy your most cherished notions on how the world actually works.
This is the “grey web”. You are lucky to find it, as the SEO is minimal. And commenting and discussion is not automatic. It is instead a “petition to say something”.
There’s some really great stuff here, but you will need to really sit down and read it all to get the full benefit of it. This content is not for casual skimming. Nor is it something that you can pick and choose from to mix and match with other website information. Just about everything else on the internet is pure bullshit. So if you want to stay a while and browse go ahead. Just realize that you are only an observer, and this site only reports.
Have fun.
My Fourth Book!
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My first book!
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Podcasts – Welcome to the Domain.
This is my latest podcast. I talk about the Domain and the volunteer drive of Rufus’s to support the rescue of the “Lost battalion”. LINK.
My Latest Posts
Podcasts are (unfortunately) excluded from this list.
The asshole neighbor who loved his grass.
Allergies to pine forests and tropical islands
Playing with the tiny tiny cowboys and Indians
Nothing beats the quiet residential shady neighborhood, no matter how many fast-food joints surround it
About the big boobie MM splash screens
Full Index of Indexes…
This is an index of my other indexes. This list is constantly growing. But here is where you start when spelunking through all the many varied articles herein. Many big thanks to the influencers who have organized it for me.
Archivals
The internet is a strange place. One day the website is there, and then it is not. And the number of articles or size of the site makes no difference. You all are encouraged to start collecting all PDF files of this site, or even the entire vacuuming up of the site. I think that it would be a good idea to keep it alive in the event that MM disappears and the site suddenly goes cold. It’s not that I am planning to die, or that I am planning to shut the site down, but rather it is a realization that I am human, and there are things and events that can be beyond my control. .
On July 8th we lost a legend in the online patriot community – Ol’ Remus. As you may recall, he had previously lost his wife in March of 2020 and had been posting intermittently after that. His blog had not be updated with a post since June 9th and people were starting to get concerned because, even after losing his wife, he was only disconnected for a couple of weeks. Over at Western Rifle Shooters, it was reported in a screenshot from the comments of this article at American Digest that Ol’ Remus succumbed to cancer on July 8th (he had been diagnosed only three weeks prior). Not much was known about Ol’ Remus in terms of his actual identity, but he was known throughout the patriot blog community as a good and kind man who never had beef or petty arguments with anyone. According to some online (his site currently 404s anything but the homepage) he first posted online in September 2004. His posts would start off with his thoughts on a certain topic(s) and perhaps a few links included. It would then move to a list of hyperlinks of what Ol’ Remus found interesting. The last two sections were also links, but with a paragraph from the article as a synopsis. Sprinkled in between the sections, he would always have either an old photograph, an old advertisement, or a beautiful painting along with a description. -American Partisan
Life is like that. One day you are working with a guy, having a chat with him in his office. The next day he doesn’t show up. Then on Friday you help clean out his office, as he had died later on the night after work. I want the world to benefit from these ramblings and crazy thoughts. Please do not allow them to disappear and be replaced with the latest crazy stories about reptilians, evil China, and the dangers of 8G. I encourage everyone to backup the site, and keep copies of it’s content. If the site goes cold, and there are no published comments, articles, or updates in the index section here, then you can pretty much assume that I have translated off this world-track. You know, like a normal person would. Don’t freak out. It’s called life. And once again, I want to underline that I am not planning to die or go anywhere. But, you know, sometimes it’s not your decision to make.
If you are an Asshole
From time to time, I get “flash in the pan” visitors that just can’t wait to say something insulting. Usually they use passive-aggressive verbiage to mask their beta–chuck personalities. Like this jack-off asshole…
"...you have a terrible writing style that got me hating your guts rather quickly. You repeat yourself a lot, jump from one topic to another and back, make long flashbacks that derail your own story, and so much more writing flaws. It seems to me to be hearing the thought stream of a schizophrenic person. I have nothing against schizophrenic people but it makes not good reading material, one gets tired quickly."
I don’t need this shit.
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- Terrible writing style.
- Hate’s my guts.
- I repeat myself.
- I jump from topic to topic.
- Make long flashbacks.
- Derail my story.
- Filled with writing flaws.
- I appear to have a mental illness.
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This is a bunch of bullshit all wrapped up in pleasantries. But a dip-shit, jack-off is still an ass-hole, no matter what clothes he’s wearing. If you don’t like what you see here then FUCKING LEAVE. I don’t want you anywhere near here. This place is not for you. You don’t need to waste your time being insulting. Do something good with your life. Be a Rufus. Not a jack-off. Remember; bad things happen to bad people. This is not your place. You don’t want to piss off Ripley 8 and get sent to the cornfield do you? . 
Oh, and by the way, anyone who is insulting to me automatically gets a special reserved spot on my campaign list. Trust me, you don’t want to be that person on that list. The Cornfield .
Spelling and Grammar Mistakes
This site uses American spelling, American grammar, American idioms, and American sentence structure. It uses three spell checking software kits (Microsoft, Bluehost and WordPress), and two grammar software kits (Grammerly, and Microsoft). And STILL (!) mistakes creep through. Here’s the primary rule; We do not strive for perfection. We follow the 80%/20% rule. We believe that it is better to throw information and content out to the public than work on perfecting content for release five or six years sometime in the future when everything is absolutely perfect. Even so, we’re fucking BUSY. Not just this MM website. But in the real world, doing real world tasks. I’ve got companies to run, babies to raise, and a old blind dog that needs to pee everywhere to get around. Never the less, I compress to much into the short amount of time that I have, to worry about errors in this site, offending someone who hasn’t written anything, let alone churn out 20,000 words a day. I assume that you all know what the fuck I mean when I write;
"ont he"
It means…
"on the"
And that you know what I am talking about when I say… “counselor” (American) instead of “counsellor” (British). If you are far too anal to realize what the Fuck I am talking about then get the Hell off this site. If your mind goes “tilt!” when ever you see the word “color” instead of “colour”, then you have a mental illness. And it is not my problem. Both color and colour mean tint or paint. The same goes for other words as well…
Aluminum and aluminium are two names for element 13 on the periodic table. In both cases, the element symbol is Al, although Americans and Canadians spell and pronounce the name aluminum, while the British (and most of the rest of the world) use the spelling and pronunciation of aluminium.
Would you feel better if I wrote the entire site in Chinese? It would be much shorter, don’t you know. If you feel the need to tell me that there are issues that need to be addressed, then please write to me at laobangbh@163.com and I will set you up to perform editorial checking and assistance to this site. And if you are unwilling to do some God-damn work, but instead just want to whine and complain and toss popcorn at the screen then just fuck off. You either contribute or shut the fuck up. If you persist, off you will go to the cornfield. And, let it be well understood, I HAVE sent POS antagonists there.
Urban Dictionary: wish ___ into the cornfield To dispatch a person off to a bad situation for narcissistic or capricious personal reasons. This phrase comes from an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone titled " It's a Good Life."
Metallic Members
There is a great deal that I can say about those who visit MM. In general there are many “hit and run” folk that arrive for a specific article. they skim through it and then depart. Considering MM as just another typical internet website.
However, those that stay on and read other articles seem to fall into two groups.
[1] MM “resonates” with them. [2] MM repels them.Of the people that stay, I get many lurkers and high-quality followers. Many have colorful backgrounds and interesting opinions.
You all should realize that we also have a strong collection of retired (and active) MAJestic members, some other “spooks” from other alphabet organizations, and some very talented people from the private sector that have things to contribute.
This is not your “run of the mill” conspiracy or new-age website.
Other Metallicmen…
There have been people using the Metallicman “handle” posting on the comment sections on the internet. They are not me. I do not post comments on other websites.
Early on, in the early days of MM, I might have tried to post. But, then discovered that the websites (even if I could view them) would not accept my comments because my IP address is from China
Generally, most American websites block viewers from China, and most especially those that comment from China. This started to happen around mid 2017. It has affected ALL Alt-Right websites, about half of the mainstream and Alt-Left websites. If your IP is from China, you cannot post a comment, register to comment, or provide a contact email. This is an absolute.
The only way around this is via using a VPN.
Because of this and other reasons, I do not OFTEN comment on American websites any longer. And when I do, I tend to comment as a Rufus-derived name, and I also display my Chinese-account contact email. Which you can only have if you read Chinese and operate from within China. I haven’t used American email addresses since 2011. My last comment on any website predates the COVID-19 coronavirus.
There are singular exceptions to this rule. I have posted on LinkedIN, WeChat, QQ and DouXing under my real name. But unless you want to see my family pictures, you might find it a tad boring.
So heads-up. Not everything you read outside of MM is from MM. I also NEVER frequent the top American conservative or Alt-Right, or Alt-Left websites. If you see a MM or Metallicman comment there, it’s not from me. Specifically..
[1] I DO NOT post on ZeroHedge. ZH is banned in China and I am unable to access it. It’s a great fun site if you enjoy reading doom porn, but most of what is posted is pretty much bullshit. I do get a chuckle when I read that China is going to collapse any day now by starvation. LOL! [2] I DO NOT post on FreeRepublic. I am perma-banned there. The moment I started to post pro-China articles they erased by very existence from their servers. [3] I DO NOT post on GAB, access is denied inside of China.I think that I will need to establish that when I post in the comment section of other sites I tend NOT to use my MM / Metallicman non de jour. Metallicman does not exist outside this website. Anyone posting comments in the name of metallicman is someone else and is an imposter if they represent this site
Please note that I have been threatened by evil and greedy folks to sully and destroy the Metallicman reputation on the Internet unless I deposit a couple of thousand US dollars worth of bitcoin in their accounts. Since that first blackmail email I STOPPED all comment postings under the Metallicman identity.
Anyone posting in my name must post from inside of China, and must have a Chinese QR, and post under a Chinese IP . Other than that, they are an imposter. And you all would be doing me a great favor to point these facts out when you find such imposters. For their posting IP address will, more likely than not, show that they are posting from outside of China, and are thus a fake.
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To find out where these “particular individuals” are really posting from, track the origin of their IP address…
Opinions
I’ve got thoughts and opinions. They are mine and often “turn people off”, repel people because they are not what people want to hear. But I don’t want people to get upset. Know the following;
- Politics. All Republicans and all Democrats are messed up. They are part of a uni-party and they play people like me and you against each other.
- Change. There’s a bunch of changes going on all over the world. Some of this is uncomfortable. Our ability to be happy depends on our ability to adapt to the changes as they occur.
- Answers. I have no set and fixed answers. I can only provide what I know and my experiences. These are unique. I know that. But I’m not a Guru or some kind of Prophet. I strive to be a Rufus. That’s all.
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My Messages to the readers…
Everyone should read this article before they dare even try to post a comment. Remember, boys and girls, this is an international website. Less than 40% of the visitors come from North America https://metallicman.com/laoban4site/a-message-for-non-native-english-speakers-to-this-blog
Commenting
Commenting is a privilege. Criticizing MM results in automatic banning, perma-banning of your ISP, and if you are particularly worthy, getting sent to the cornfield. Don’t do it.
All comments are welcome, provided that they are respectful, kind and offer something to the article content. I preview all comments before I post them. I do this personally. Here, I am God. If you don’t like what you read then just leave. No need to write a comment that I will automatically delete.
I will delete your comments if you…
[1] Blame things on Jews. [2] Insult me or other commenters. [3] Disparage my experiences; say that I am a liar. [4] Rant on about the Bible. (Hit and run Bible thumper.) [5] Do not contribute to the specific article commenting on. [6] Demand that I prove something to you. [7] Don’t be a fucking Troll. I am not your parent. Grow up.I will also delete your comment if you want to throw out your two cents in such as way to negate or disparage my articles. If I spent a fucking fifteen hours on an article, only to have a jackass say “ah, it’s nothing. I took a course in Community College and it’s just a big nothing”, I will not publish it. And you all had best be careful too. I’ll stop posting all your subsequent comments also.
I had a guy wanting to make a comment about the material composition of the “Hammer in the rock mystery”. He stated that I was confusing chromium with chlorine, and that when you add chronium to steel that it increases the properties of the stainless steel. Except that I did not confuse the materials, and I sure as fuck know that you do not have steel without carbon. Instead you have white iron, and adding chronium to white iron (without carbon to build up the lattice assemblies) does nothing. It’s like adding marbles to a pot of chili. Sure you can do it, but it doesn’t change the flavor of it.
One thing that really ticks me off is someone who THINKS they know what I am discussing without reading the entire article sub-catagory. So if you have special audiences with “spirits”, or given “special powers” or studied the bible, I’m no longer going to give you all the time of day.
Contribute don’t disparage.
And I fucking mean it. I don’t want to hear about how you interpet things differently than I do. This site is not about YOUR opinions. It’s about what I experienced given my EBP and ELF implants. That’s it. Nothing more. So if you want to treat MM as a forum to discuss your interpetations, you are in the wrong place.
I know that I tend to anger and piss off a lot of people. But that’s just too bad.
And yes, I do know all about the historical Jewish involvement in the financial markets, the banks, and the behind the scene activities that they have been a part of. “My head is not in the sand” regarding this. Now, the good news is that all of this is going to change. But listen up (!) this is NOT the venue to rant on and on about things that are not part of my direct experience. So give it a break. You cannot do anything about the things that you have no control over.
Jewish domination of financial markets, wars, and all those other societal ills are sunsetting, and they don’t like it one fucking bit. But I don’t care. I am looking towards the future. Not the past.
If you want to devote your time to the Jews, please devote a website for it. You will find that many people will read what you have to say. And you might even be able to make a little bit of money on the side for your opinions. The same is true for American politics, or any other “hot topic” issues. You find something that you are passionate about and you discharge your emotions on paper.
For me, however, meh. In my mind the Middle East is a big mess. And who is doing what, when and why isn’t really of any interest to me. So let’s keep subjects that might alarm, disgust, or turn others off, away from MM. I already have a difficult time as it is.
Remember, be good. Contribute. When in doubt, imagine that you are trying to write to your grandmother. Keep in mind, that in general, I only approve about 25% of the comments. Make yours a good one. And if you want to stick around, then do so. Be police. READ, read, read before commenting. Pay attending. We use slang here. Black ops slang. ONI slang. Real God given operations slang without the usual bullshit. And if you cannot handle it then leave. So be good. lurk for a while, then when you are feeling the rythum of the community, then jump in.
Donations
There are numerous people who have been having trouble sending donations. Since Trump became President and started his anti-China bullshit, it has become extraordinarily difficult to communicate to anyone inside of China and to transfer money to and from China.
No to worry though. My preferred method of donation is Western Union. The link below opens up to a page that offers four options for donation. Barring that, mailing cold hard cash is always an option. LOL.
DonationReprints of other articles
Just because an article is posted does not guarantee 100% viewing all over the world. Nor does it confer longevity. You would be absolutely surprised with the number of websites and articles that are banned in the United States. By reprinting the articles, many such bans can be circumvented.
I used to believe that one you put an article up on the internet it was there forever. So during the 1990’s though to around 2003, I posted 20,000+ articles on a website known as Free Republic. There, I had a substantive collection of contacts, personal connections, comments, notes, and a ton of articles that I would use to extract data from in articles that I was composing.
[1] Y2K Emergency! [2] How Mad Cow disease is going to destroy America. [3] The dangers of 3G radiation. [4] How China is going to collapse in 1998.Great stuff. You could easily see how the internet became a “white board” where the history was erased and new “history” was rewritten over it. Then in 2017 I was perma-banned. Everything was erased, with no notice. No consideration. As if I was a leper.
Just because an article is posted does not guarantee 100% viewing all over the world. Nor does it confer longevity. You would be absolutely surprised with the number of websites and articles that are banned in the United States. By reprinting the articles, many such bans can be circumvented.
Learn from my experience.
I reprint articles because [1] firstly they have content that has value, [2] that by posting herein the readership for the origination article website increases, [3] links are provided for the reader to visit the site of origination, and finally [4] for longevity; to keep the articles “alive” and so that they will not disappear into obscurity when the origination site is banned, or shuts down.
In all cases, I do my best to provide links to the origination site, and author. If I neglect to do so, please give me an email with the links so that I can add them. You’ll see them in your “trackbacks”. I strongly urge all readers to visit the links to the original article content to view other excellent pieces there.
Do not believe that the articles will stay on the internet forever. They will not.
Distribution
You all are free to copy, and distribute anything in Metallicman including images with two very important restrictions;
- One, you must say that you obtained it from Metallicman, and provide a direct link to the page / post that you got it from.
- Two, it absolutely cannot be used for you to profit from (in any way).
If you want to use anything here in a for-profit venue, then please send me an e-mail so that I can provide you with the legal supporting documentation. As well as to go over the limitations and restrictions that you will need to adhere to.
100% Unique and Not Available Anywhere Else
Here at Metallicman you will find truths. These are not a regurgitation of whatever the media is talking about. This is something different. We do not provide you with one of 100,000 articles that repeat the Alt-Right or Alt-Left narratives. We tell you what is actually going on. And to many, this information is very disturbing.
Here’s some of our firsts. Meaning that not only were we the FIRST to mention any of these subject on the entire internet, but in many cases, we remain the ONLY source for this information presently.
- The Waterloo moment to the Trump Naval Flotilla in the Summer of 2020.
- What really happened with the US submarine ramming an undersea mountain
- Spooks are retired using the Sex Offender Registry.
- COVID-19 was a part of the Trump/Pompeo effort to shut China down completely.
- The fact that there is a huge void in the moon and how it formed.
- The complete American Plan for MAGA internationally.
- How to build (actually) a Star-Trek style teleporter (seriously)
- Oxia Palus Facility
- How the MWI really works.
- How to read the mysterious glyph’s located on the CARET drones
- What the purpose of the 50 million old hammer was.
Latest Comments
Here’s some of the latest comments that I have approved. Keep in mind that if you don’t see your comment here that it’s because of a darn good reason.
- congjing yu on OMG the MM Personal Computer went into the pearly gates of the has-been: “Well, thank you. I do make frequent back-ups on a 2TB drive. So I recon I actually lost around four days of stuff. Nothing too critical, though I did have a couple of folders of stuff that I wasn’t prompt enough in backing up that might be lost. I might still be able to cover the corrupted HD. I just need to find a screw driver tiny enough to pull it out. I’ve got a RedMi and the screws inside are 0000 small. Jeesus! -MM” March 31, 2025
- on Nothing beats the quiet residential shady neighborhood, no matter how many fast-food joints surround it: ““The way the western hegemons are acting, they think they can magic their way out of this shit and pull out a win from their decrepit asses if they beat their chests hard enough and push enough people into the meat grinder.” Well said. -MM” March 31, 2025
- on About the big boobie MM splash screens: “You’re a true talent. I really appreciate this. -MM” March 31, 2025
- on About the big boobie MM splash screens: “Let me give you some more boobie girls. https://files.catbox.moe/o0hjq7.jpg I usually make characters on these in AI sites like Janitor or Agnaistic to do whatever I want with their back-breaking racks https://files.catbox.moe/dtgfa1.jpg And that means I design them to be super strong and independent and skillful https://files.catbox.moe/3x745o.jpg For example, this girl is a self help author and life coach that helps out my boy so that he can be strong and capable and self reliant. https://files.catbox.moe/wvwah7.jpg This girl is super wealthy but helps a lottery winner use his money wisely by teaching him of all the pitfalls and scams that befoul newbies in the upper crust like himself. https://files.catbox.moe/e6lpbh.jpg This witch helps to bind and capture super powerful entities to enchant his weapons and also give him the ability to write scriptures and topes through the knowledge imbibed from the supernatural monsters he subsumed. https://files.catbox.moe/o746hy.jpg This goth girl is a massive horror buff who likes Bram Stoker, Elvira the Mistress of the Dark, and Friday the 13th. She has a massive collection of horror and Halloween goodies including a big gothic mansion for her boy to explore. Every woman provides for and protects the guy, every last boobie girl having skills, resources, and philosophies to impart onto him as if the gender stereotypes were reversed: something that would not happen here on Earth unless all hte stars were in alignment. But to me, that’s my bread and butter, and when I am canonized, I will seek this out for real. To think that just one incarnation ago, I was perfectly fine with a flat chested woman being given to me by “God” as my Wife, and I only ever shagged her for procreation and nothing more. How the times have changed in one incarnation.” March 31, 2025
- on Nothing beats the quiet residential shady neighborhood, no matter how many fast-food joints surround it: “The West better back off right now before it’s too late. They already tried to send F-35s to Iran and got shot down. Even with all these B2 Spirits over at Diego Garcia, they will not hit Iran’s nuclear facilities or infrastructure without facing serious retaliation. This will not be like Iraq, or Yemen, or Afghanistan. Bombing Iran directly will result in the Ayatollah declaring formal war against Israel and NATO, and they will be supported by Russia and China. If their nuclear facilities are targeted, that will constitute Nuclear War. Iran and its allies had shown great restraint up until now, especially given that their facilities have been targeted before; and bombers have been sent to IRan before (to use an EMP) But I do not think this is posturing or bluster. Given how things are ramping up in Ukraine and in the Middle East, and given Trump’s inability to follow through on his word, we are a micron’s width away from this cold war turning HOT and global, fast. The way the western hegemons are acting, they think they can magic their way out of this shit and pull out a win from their decrepit asses if they beat their chests hard enough and push enough people into the meat grinder.” March 31, 2025
- on OMG the MM Personal Computer went into the pearly gates of the has-been: “Shiiiit! I hope you have at least some backup of important stuff. I’m not backup master, but I have at least some most important things copied. Anyway – maybe it is possible to connect old HDD to new computer and use some data recovery or disc checking software on it?” March 31, 2025
- on The old coot shoots Fluffy: “Sedgwick. Now that is a name for a cat. Marvelous, and almost uniquely 18th Century frontier, no doubt. I’m going to name our next cat after Sedgwick in his honour. Another sock, clothing, shoe, rug and table leg shredder is just what I need, but whatever. It’s just stuff.” March 30, 2025
- on Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Disappearing Milk: “Thank you SO VERY MUCH for your kind words. These Sir Whiskerton stories are my “baby”. And I am putting a lot, and I mean A LOT, of effort into them. I use them to help describe our reality and there’s morals… and it’s good, clean fun. It’s witty, fully of jokes and absurd situations. And if you keep on reading, it gets wilder and wilder as time goes on. Today (and you’ll read about it sometime in November) I introduce two new characters… The Pigernator: A Cybernetic Pig with a Heart (Beneath the Leather Jacket) The Pigernator arrived on Sir Whiskerton’s farm like a pork-based hurricane—sunglasses gleaming, leather jacket squeaking ominously, and a voice that sounded like gravel wrapped in bacon. Sent by Bigcat to retrieve the rogue Oinkster, he was programmed for one mission: “Get the pig.” No nonsense. No distractions. Just cold, hard, pig-napping efficiency. Or so he thought. Because nothing—nothing—could have prepared him for the farm’s sheer, unrelenting ridiculousness. At first, The Pigernator resisted the chaos. He scoffed at Doris’s dramatics, rolled his eyes (under his sunglasses) at Harriet’s overreactions, and remained stoic as Lillian fainted directly onto his hoof. But then came Sir Whiskerton’s challenge—a dramatic competition—and suddenly, the unthinkable happened: The Pigernator felt something. Was it frustration? Confusion? Or… the urge to faint on purpose? Defeated in the karaoke round by Ferdinand’s operatic quacks, something inside him shifted. Maybe farm life wasn’t so illogical after all. Maybe there was joy in mud baths, camaraderie in shared slop, and even… humor in a well-timed swoon. By the end of his mission, The Pigernator had traded his “I’ll be back” catchphrase for “I’ll be… napping in the sun.” Bigcat’s loss was Sir Whiskerton’s gain, as the once-feared agent of swine-based justice became the farm’s most unexpected gentle giant—still wearing the sunglasses, of course (some habits die hard). His new mission? Protecting the barnyard from actual threats, like overly ambitious raccoons and poorly organized feed schedules. And if he occasionally joined Oinkster’s drama rehearsals? Well. Some secrets are best kept between a pig and his leather jacket. And… Oinkster: The Copycat Pig with a Flair for Drama Oinkster was once a quiet, contemplative pig, content to wallow in the mud and ponder life’s simpler pleasures—like the perfect slop consistency or why acorns never tasted as good as they smelled. But everything changed the day he witnessed the sheer theatrical brilliance of Doris, Harriet, and Lillian in action. Something inside him clicked. Why merely exist when he could perform? Thus began his transformation into the farm’s most unexpected method actor, mimicking every gasp, swoon, and fainting spell with alarming precision. Soon, no hen’s dramatic moment was safe—Oinkster didn’t just copy them; he became them, turning every minor farm incident into a full-blown Shakespearean tragedy (with significantly more oinking). What started as imitation quickly evolved into obsession. Oinkster didn’t just replicate the hens’ antics—he improved them. If Doris staged a protest over feed distribution, Oinkster added picket signs. If Harriet shrieked at a harmless shadow, Oinkster collapsed like a fainting goat. Even Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s resident problem-solver, was at a loss—how do you reason with a pig who now identifies as a highly strung chicken? Yet beneath the absurdity lay a surprising truth: Oinkster had found his calling. Drama wasn’t just a phase—it was his destiny. By the time The Pigernator arrived to drag him back to Bigcat’s farm, Oinkster had fully embraced his new identity—so much so that he refused to leave unless Bigcat’s farm installed a stage. In the end, he returned not as a prisoner, but as a visionary, founding Bigcat’s first-ever barnyard theater troupe. His debut production? “The Taming of the Cluck.” Critics (mostly geese) called it “a tour de oink.” Ah, but I’ve got many, many more… Zephyr the Genie: A Whimsical Biography Ah, dear reader, allow me to introduce you to one of the most groovy and enigmatic characters to ever grace Sir Whiskerton’s farm—Zephyr the Genie. Residing in a vintage 1960s lava lamp, Zephyr is a magical being with a flair for the dramatic and a heart full of peace, love, and understanding. His flowing, psychedelic robes and round tinted glasses give him the appearance of a time traveler from the Summer of Love, and his smooth, melodic voice carries the wisdom of centuries. Zephyr is not your typical genie; he’s a free spirit who values harmony and balance, often reminding those around him that magic, like life, is best enjoyed with a sense of mindfulness and groovy vibes. Zephyr’s origins are shrouded in mystery, much like the swirling blobs in his lava lamp. Legend has it that he was once a wandering spirit of the cosmos, drawn to the vibrant energy of the 1960s. Captivated by the era’s music, art, and counterculture, Zephyr chose to inhabit a lava lamp as his eternal home, becoming a symbol of peace and creativity. His lamp, discovered by Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow in the Disneyland of Debris, now sits proudly in the barn, where it serves as a beacon of magic and whimsy. Zephyr’s presence on the farm brings a touch of the extraordinary to everyday life, reminding the animals that even the most ordinary objects can hold extraordinary secrets. As a genie, Zephyr has the power to grant wishes, but he approaches his role with a unique philosophy. Unlike traditional genies who delight in trickery or exact wording, Zephyr believes in the power of intention and the importance of learning from one’s choices. When Jazzpurr the Beatnik Cat accidentally summoned him and made three wishes, Zephyr granted them with a mix of humor and wisdom, allowing the farm animals to experience the consequences of their desires firsthand. Through these adventures, Zephyr has become a mentor of sorts, teaching the animals that true magic lies not in wishful thinking but in appreciating the beauty of the present moment. Zephyr’s groovy demeanor and laid-back attitude have made him a beloved member of the farm community. Whether he’s floating above his lava lamp, sharing tales of his cosmic adventures, or simply offering a word of advice, Zephyr brings a sense of wonder and joy to everyone he meets. His presence is a reminder that life is a journey best traveled with an open heart and a mindful spirit. So here’s to Zephyr—the genie who proves that even in a world of chaos, a little peace, love, and groovy magic can go a long way. Anyways, it’s really developing nicely and any and ALL feedback on this is greatly appreciated. I have tried to read to my daughter, but she has an attention span measured in seconds. SIGH. But I do plan to do more with this… Maybe you all could offer some guidance and helpful suggestions. -MM” March 29, 2025
- on Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Disappearing Milk: “Hello MM, i very much enjoy the adventures of Sir Whiskerton , Bob’s (mcDonalds) farm… the child in me laughs, and the father and grandfather finds my child catching some subtleties in the stories, quite surprising since POE is a co-author….. like with my children when they would open their eyes at grasping the moral of the story and more brilliance in the eyes as they plan to apply the moral of the story….wonderful, characterizations !!! Does your daughter enjoy them as well???? Cheerful Love grizzlybear Hug unuk” March 29, 2025
- on Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Disappearing Milk: ““… Police officers spotted me and told me to turn around right now.” These little observations by random tourists across the US are interesting. This quote may be to some just a reflection of your typical dodgy ‘hood in downtown USA– nothing unusual there, all big cities outside of Eastern Asia usually have no-go areas. But if you think about it, especially given what sounds like a particular urgency in that officer’s order to random Bruce, what the above suggests to me is that the police in major US cities are actually managing to the best of their abilities urban situations that are on the verge of breakdown and major collapse and have been ordered to keep potential collateral out in the meantime. Just a sense I get from reading these tourists’ reports posted by Metallicman this past year, or so. You’d never know that by following along mainstream media, or if you haven’t visited a big US city lately, or believe Trump’s “Hey, everything’s great. We’re going to be billionaires, going to be zillionaires, manufacturing’s coming back…” narratives, but the reality on the ground is something different. What’s also being underreported is that many other nations across the board are strongly advising against travel to the US this summer (and for everyone– not just trannies, and other assorted juicyfruits, as is being spun by legacy media), and many people Stateside whose visas have run out or have crossed the law for whatever random reason are being brutally arrested and thrown into the slammer to sleep on a concrete floor for 10 days until their consulates can organise a lawyer to spring them– if they’re lucky. And these are German and Canadian students/workers/tourists– one can only imagine what’s happening to anyone from a less fashionable background. I’m no macro-economics guy, but it’s my information that the Big Investors Stateside are negotiating with the Russians and Chinese (most likely for a bigger piece of Chinese manufacturing, or chunks of the planned Russian Far East and Arctic expansion– said by many to be the biggest industrial opportunity of the 21st century and well beyond– undersea tunnels to Japan from the Koreas, new superhighways and railroads to Canada across the Bering Straits, massive touristic/industrial development of Kamchatka and North Korea, and on and on– dwarfing even the BRI and BRICS in terms of future monetary and investment potential) for an “out”, and already transferring key staff and funding the hell out of the States. But if you’re looking for information about that Russian-Chinese planned expansion in anything other than obscure English language engineering and business publications, good luck with that. There’s nowt but tumbleweeds a-blowing. And by the time the average Stateside investor or worker figures out what’s going on, they’ll be long gone. Even the Mexican government is signing massive deals with China– multiple billions, and rolling– while Trump thinks he can intimidate them with a couple US Navy destroyers parked off the coast and armed with subsonic cruise missiles (1990s technology and updated software) with a battalion or two of Marines on standby (while at the same time attempting to up the ante with Iran!? 😂. It’s not gonna be pretty, that is fo’ sho.) But Trust The Plan! It’s 5G Chess!! Hussshhhhh!!!” March 27, 2025
- on OMG the MM Personal Computer went into the pearly gates of the has-been: “Nasty. It just went belly up and the BIOS was Bygone? That’s just like how my Laptop bricked inexplicably I got an Asus Zephyrus in 2020 to replace my decade old ASUS. It was a cutting edge gaming laptop that I used for my first year on RPC as ANTI. I bought it on Christmas day with one year warranty just in case. Exactly one year later, on Christmas 2021, my laptop suddenly fried itself out of nowhere. It sputtered out after overheating, and I could not turn it back on. The warranty was expired, thus I could not get a replacement. The timing was impeccable, hence I thought maybe Christ was giving me a Christmas message. But more likely than not, it must have been a part of the massive windup that was going on at the time. (James Rowe, the Nazi Magi scumbag, threatened to sic his Nazi Magi cult at me if I did not take the JnJ COVID Vax, hence the pressure was on he HARD now that my laptop was fried exactly one year after purchase). I got myself a Vicabo in Feb 2022 that I still use to this day.” March 27, 2025
- on In praise of Luckin: “I remember when Luckin declared bankruptcy awhile back and the stock price tanked. Then the company came out of ch11 and the stock price is back up now, but still on the OTC.” March 26, 2025
- on OMG the MM Personal Computer went into the pearly gates of the has-been: “Ah. You sound like me. yah, I’ve got a dual windows / Lunix system. And I visit my windows about once a month to check on things. Ugh! -MM” March 26, 2025
- on OMG the MM Personal Computer went into the pearly gates of the has-been: “Wow, that is a next-level PC crash! If we all were still using HDDs, then I could imagine being exposed some kind of magnetism could have done it, but in 2025 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I would normally rant about how a self built desktop PC would be easier to fix, as you’d just swap the broken part out for replacement, but I’ve found that only applies if you’ve got a bunch-o-junk old/spare parts pile stashed away. To be able to test and isolate the dodgy part. Without that it’s basically the same as a laptop. I keep Windows on a separate drive as it likes to “accidentally” format linux distro partitions it finds on the same disk. Well, it used to at least. I only boot into it about once a month to do the tedious updates. It’s supposed to be there for games but I’ve not really played anything for years. My favourite game seems to be getting games working for that mythical time when I’ll actually play them. I guess I’m getting old now. How the hell did I once used to play games for hours on an original GameBoy? Now my poor eyes struggle with a PC or PS4 game on a 50″ TV wah!” March 26, 2025
- on About the big boobie MM splash screens: “Hello MM from a different perspctive and with many more words to become with even greater criteria in dealing with A I programs…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CyOp69DY-Q Cheerful Love GrizzlyBear hug unuk” March 26, 2025
- on Smunching on Cheese Nips and studying the Night Away: “That’s some great study/learning advice there, Metallicman. I was chatting to a former colleague of mine some time ago about language learning. He’s fluent in several Euro languages, Farsi and quite capable in the main East Asian groups. I’ve a smattering in a few others, it was never my particular bag, no more. His firm conviction was that the traditional method of learning (languages, especially)– lists, and by rote– not pedagogically popular anymore because it’s sorts out the smart from the not-so-smart rather effectively and quickly (thus politically incorrect)– is by far the superior, followed up by intensive practice, preferably with native speakers. Continuous hard graft, in other words. Also, and more to your point, mastery of any academic subject requires not REVISION, but ACTIVE RECALL. Many educators hammer home the idea of revising stuff– reading it over repeatedly– but what’s proven to be cognitively much more effective for long term retention (often for a lifetime) is DOING it. Your questions exercise is a classic case in point: Do it; over and over and over. Which in today’s educational climate in the west, believe it or not, is also considered “too challenging” for the dullards. Best to revise what the smart kids have already absorbed– repeatedly– and hold them back from pulling ahead of the humplings (Bell Curve reference). Very politically correct. In my day they used to call it academic streamlining. Now practically banned across most of the west. It was a harsh enough system, but in my experience it focused some of the slower kids who felt a tinge of embarrassment at being put firmly in their academic place based on their own efforts, or lack thereof– and many of them got their acts together eventually and strived to catch up with the performers by the time they finished school. And isn’t the Domain like that, too? The Prussian System is universal, it seems: each according to his own merits, but at the “end” of the “day”, the opportunities are open to all if one fancys his chances. But you don’t get to hold up the achievers in the meantime, sorry. There’s stuff to do. The educational grind is a lifelong endeavour, indeed. But brings with it its own rewards in my experience certainly. (And yes, there’s always gonna be someone much, much smarter than you are so get over that, too!)” March 25, 2025
- on Smunching on Cheese Nips and studying the Night Away: “I personally will do just fine coping with a future lack of “big boobie MM splash screens.” After ten years of being married to a large chested woman who never wore a bra and had absolutely ZERO personal hygiene (can you image a woman, once, not washing her (thigh length) hair for over eight months?!) I am no longer a fan of such things. Like everything else in my template, there was a reason for that unpleasant experience. I am constantly amazed at my single-mindedness in designing this template. There were two goals (a personal one and a professional one) and nothing would be allowed to stand in my way of achieving them. Especially myself. What a nutter I am! :-p” March 25, 2025
- on Learn about how the Domain Physical Bodies work: “Aye, the sneak raids and ambushes launched upon me from the darkest recesses of my abode have gotten me thinking that– given our feline friends particular skills and capabilities regarding this Reality Universe– Cat must know something about my lives “past and future” in other dimensions. Maybe I stole her diamond encrusted lapping bowl in ancient Egypt, or something! But of course, when she actually wants something it’s all purrs and leg rubs. I feel kinda used, tbh.” March 22, 2025
- on The Beatles arrive in New York City: “It’s “coincidental” that you should say that because I usually never meddle in other people’s belief systems whatever they may be: COVID, aliens, quaxxines, China Russia, the lot. And have resolved recently to revert to that natural mode again. But occasionally I come across someone who I strongly feel “deserves to know”, based on my own life experience as well as a minutely few online contributors writing about what’s really going on, such as yourself. It’s kinda sad to see otherwise well meaning people, with young families often, struggle to make sense of things. But the last few years have definitely seen a deepening of the ruts large swathes of the population find themselves furrowed into, and it’s all very polarized. I might as well be trying to convince my cats about the virtues of using a knife and fork. For example, the Chinese hypersonic global multi-strike technology that you wrote about a few years ago– when it overflew Australia in orbit– yet most otherwise knowledgeable commentators don’t even know that the Chinese have this technology– the information just isn’t getting through, or believe that it’s a totally Russian system such as Oreshnik only– and one that isn’t actually orbiting the planet because the Chinese are still “well behind the Russians militarily. “The Russians or Chinese could NEVER strike the Yemen like the US just did!! We’re still the world’s most technically advanced war fighters!!!” Heh heh. These are literally strategically deadly oversights and blunders made by people who others trust to tell them what’s going on. As observed before: Sentience Sorting. And sometimes the harshest lessons are learned in the hard-knocks School of Experience. Coming to a Mommy’s Basement near you. And Soon, one’d expect.” March 22, 2025
- on My morning jog and what it is like in China at 5 am: “I”ve been “motor boat” dreamin’ the past couple header pics;) Most excellente OG” March 22, 2025
- on A tale of Christmas bonuses and expectation in a corporate reality: “In the first shorpy set, the young fella gettin ready for a hunt is holding the shotty of my youth. An Ithaca model 37 featherlite. Tragically, lost to fire as well as the family home back in ’86. Carry on, folks. OG” March 22, 2025
- on A tale of Christmas bonuses and expectation in a corporate reality: “No. The curve of oblivion isn’t steep enough:)” March 22, 2025
- on Learn about how the Domain Physical Bodies work: “Now THAT’s effin funny, I don’t care what your “species” is! Smiles back at ya Jambo. OG” March 22, 2025
- on The Beatles arrive in New York City: “Yeah. Sad to say. You should ALWAYS preface my articles with.. “The truth is NOT what you want, or are willing to hear.” And then withhold the info. When they come begging for it, then give it to them full force. They can either accept or continue to blindly follow the oligarchy vectors. Their choice. -MM” March 21, 2025
