When I was attending my MAJestic training in Ridgecrest CA (at China Lake Naval Weapons Center), my wife got a couple of jobs to help us out. One of these was at a electronic fabrication facility. They would weld together electronic printed boards.
Now it was a small “clic” of people who worked there and she was an “outsider”, and because of that she was shunned. It’s a normal kind of factory behavior throughout the USA. Whether you are working in a mill, a factory floor or any kind of facility employing large numbers of people.
And she was sent off to be isolated and doing the worst job in the facility; the job that no one wanted to do.
And she endured this. The thing is that the vats of molten lead made her really “spacy” over time, and I think that she was beginning to have some effects of Lead Poisoning.
Now, or course that never should have happened, and the entire situation sucked.
So after I was released from MAJestic and we left the state of California for our next phase in life…
…she (my wife) filed a formal complaint to our State Senator.
And we thought… of course… that that would be the end of the story.
Oh, not so. Not at all.
Apparently the self-righteous independence of the various little fiefdoms and “minor empires” there in Ridgecrest was dismissive to the State Senator …
… oh, and he did not like it…
… not one bit. He was enraged to the point of insanity. Man, oh man. I well remember thinking at the time, his reaction on this issue on television. It was spectacular.
…and so he ended up unleashing bloody HELL on those folk. Their income derived from contracts with the American military, which he directly controlled.
And he systematically dismantled.
By the time he was done reaming them all up and down they didn’t know what hit them.
Now, I don’t know about the aftermath or his bloody gutting and dismantling of their spiderweb of micro-kingdoms, but I do know that throughout the early 1990’s the news was full of the various “housecleaning” taking place in the military-industrial industry out there.
Don’t you know.
Around 1994 my wife got a nice letter from the state senator on his government stationery that simply was a short paragraph that said more or less this…
I hope that you have been watching the news of the last few years. You have been successful in helping us resolve a number of problems that we uncovered with your help. I want to thank you for your participation in this, and remember even the smallest voices can make the biggest differences.
Sure, many of us have little voice, but every now and then a small voice can make a big difference.
Today…
5 Reasons You Should Move Out Of America Right Now!
Truth Bomb after truth bomb. Gotta watch.
Are you a coffee addict or do you consume it once a day?
I use to be. I quit 4 years ago. No regrets.
My affair with coffee began in my teens, where I’d down a strong cup of caffeine right before my night shifts. After quitting work, I kept the habit because it helped me feel energised and focused.
That’s when trouble started brewing.
The more coffee you drink, the higher tolerance you have for her effects. Since my sleep schedule was obliterated by night shifts, I could barely function in day light because I operated in darkness for so long.
So I drank more coffee than ever to stay awake in day time. At this point I could not sleep, and developed insomnia.
I had constant anxiety and jitters. I was a happy go lucky type guy but coffee made me moody. I almost accepted this suffering as the norm until one day I had enough.
I must have hit rock bottom then.
“There must be a better way” I thought as I tried to sleep for the 16th time at 2am.
It turns out there is.
The problem is not coffee. It is my reliance on it. It is addiction playing me for a fool.
I sought out alternatives and found matcha.
Took me about 6 months to completely ween off coffee with matcha. I even built a business out of it because why not? If I can help one person find smoother, lasting energy and focus without ADHD, anxiety, scattered attention and elevated stress — then I’d be a very satisfied man, I thought. It worked out really well. I now sleep like an elephant and feel younger than I did in my 20s.
On coffee my mind hung on threads. With matcha my wellbeing thrived.
My breath don’t stink anymore, which is huge plus on dates. Taste’s alright too. Not acidic or bitter if you have the good stuff.
Can Canada really afford to lose ~23% of their entire GDP, overnight, as Trump is promising? Exports comprise 30% of Canada’s GDP of which those to the US make up 76%.
Oh come on 😁😁😁😁
Have you not seen how Russian Oil is being purchased by Europe
India a country with no Oil reserves whatsoever is the second largest exporter of refined Petroleum to Europe
China the largest importer of natural gas is also the third largest exporter of LNG to Europe
The Lumber, Steel and everything else will obviously be DIVERTED
From Canada to Rotterdam from where they will be shipped back to New York
From Canada to Bremerhaven from where they will be shipped back to New York
The Transportation costs will definitely rise from a paltry $ 3 a tonne today to $ 20 a tonne
That’s still much much less than paying $ 200–225 per Tonne in Tariffs
Unless US has some other source – this will be the solution
You think Trump will increase orders for Lumber from Russia or Steel from China?
Plus they won’t lose 23% GDP
In the worst case scenario, they will face a (-) 3% recession over 2 years to 4 years
After that they may diversify which may be good for the next 100 years for them
Putin and Russia got a lot of flak due to Sanctions but today they are diversified enough to flip off Trump and completely immune to the Dollar and the West in most aspects
Canada also has the Oil and Steel and Minerals
They would need 3–4 years of pain but it would be worth it
Plus Trump could die very easily
When so many people hate you so much including your own wife, easy enough to have a stroke and have everyone ignore you until it’s too late
That’s how Stalin went isn’t it?
Human Language Gene Inserted Into Mice Led to Some Bizarre Effects
New England Pot Roast
This is SO tasty. The horseradish is the secret ingredient! The leftovers make wonderful roast beef sandwiches also.

Ingredients
- 1 (4 pound) boneless beef chuck arm, shoulder or blade pot roast
- 1 to 2 teaspoons kosher or sea salt
- 1 teaspoon pepper
- 1 (8 ounce) bottle prepared horseradish
- 1 cup water
- 8 small potatoes, cut in half
- 8 medium carrots, cut into fourths
- 8 small onions, skins removed
- 1/2 cup cold water
- 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
Instructions
- In a 4 quart Dutch oven, cook beef over medium heat until brown on all sides. Reduce heat to low.
- Sprinkle beef with salt and pepper. Spread horseradish over all sides of beef. Add 1 cup water to Dutch oven. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer for 2 hours 30 minutes.
- Add potatoes, carrots and onions to Dutch oven. Cover and simmer for about 1 hour or until beef and vegetables are tender.
- Remove beef and vegetables to warm platter; keep warm.
- Skim excess fat from broth in Dutch oven. Add enough water to broth to measure 2 cups.
- In tightly covered container, shake 1/2 cup cold water and the flour; gradually stir into broth. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir for 1 minute.
- Serve gravy with beef and vegetables.
Rachel Wilson SCHOOLS Feminists Against Homeschooling
As a prison inmate, what was the stupidest or most ridiculous thing that you saw someone doing time for?
I saw someone go to jail for $1.70. Anyone have any guesses?
Hints: They did not steal from an establishment or refuse to pay. The amount was not on the person in the physical form of currency. They were not in possession of any illegal substances or products equating to the total. They did not damage any property totaling the sum.
The answer: Pop cans. He was picking up his community as he does when we he takes his dog for his daily walk. This time, he just so happened to come across 17 cans scattered in a lot that is owned by the city. He picked them up and returned them on the way home . He gets home, turns on the TV, begins to prepare some chicken he is going to throw on the grill when he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door quizzically to a policeman . Asking how he could be of service the policeman asks him about the cans sheepishly. The man tells him how he came across them and that he returned them. Thinking that this was going to be some sort of formal recognition for being a good Samaritan he was caught off guard when the cop asked if there is anything he would like to button up in his home because he has to take him to jail. The policeman explains that someone has accused him of stealing those cans from the bed of a truck that was parked nearby and it is in fact larceny if true. The man was so bewildered he still was sure there was something else going on. Yadda yadda yadda, he ends up in jail with a theft charge. The kicker? The person who called was his aunt and for whatever personal reasons she has, she would not drop the charge. I know. I know. I Saw his papers and another source went to court the same day as him and doubled down that it was true.
BRUTAL: US Economy HIT By China’s Retaliation Over 10% Tariff Threat – Blow-for-blow?
The Pipeline Raid Of Sudzha
Throughout the war in Ukraine natural gas was still pumped through the Brotherhood pipeline system from Russia via Ukraine to Hungary and Slovakia.

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The map shows the Ukrainian held ground in Russia as of January 1 2025. It includes the city of Sudzha and some 20 Russian hamlets and villages.

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The pipes are buried in the ground. Due to vegetation disturbances the buried pipelines (running from upper right to lower left) are visible in satellite pictures.

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Natural gas was drained from one of the pipes of the Brotherhood pipeline system. Oxygen was pumped into it. Some 15 kilometer (~10 miles) north-east of Sudzha an access hole was cut into the pipeline. Soldiers were sent into the pipeline to reconnaissance it. But there was still some natural gas and too little oxygen in the pipeline. The first soldiers fainted and had to be rescued. But after weeks of work the pipeline was usable as a covered passageway towards Sudzha.
Drawn from five different military units a force of 800 men assembled and prepared for the mission.
During the first two month of the year the Ukrainian forces had already lost ground on the western side of their incursion area. The general situation had gotten worse after the Russian forces gained fire control via drones over the only larger supply route from Sumy to Sudzha. Videos from that road showed dozens of wreaked and burned out vehicles. But the Ukrainian lines, and Sudzha, were still holding.

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On March 8, when the command was given, the Russian commandos exited the pipeline and entered nearby woods. They moved on to blockade the 34k-004 road, crossed it and entered the northern part of the industrial zone of Sudzha. There the could dug in. No larger Ukrainian units were in the immediate area. No one could stop the move.

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Meanwhile Russian forces are entering Sudzha.

The move through the pipeline, behind Ukrainian lines and the cut through a major Ukrainian supply line achieved within days more than previous months of bloody fighting. The commander of this operation has surely earned some high honors.
Dima of the Military Summary Channel discussed some of the above in yesterday’s summary.
A Russian news channel provided an excellent five minute video (with English subtitles) which shows the operation. It includes takes from within the pipeline.
This operation is one for the books.
~Lucy~
Submitted into Contest #290 in response to: Your character comes across a stray (dog, cat, human — any kind of animal!). What happens next?… view prompt
Jim Parker
~Lucy~
Pulling up in a cloud of dust, the Hummer stopped in front of double doors made of heavy timbers, the entrance to the outer building of Lucy’s temple. In human form Portis exited the vehicle wearing a green military T-shirt and Army issued camouflage shorts. He scrutinized the impassable mesa that anchored the roughly forty-foot high continuous barrier that surrounded the rest of Lucy’s temple complex. The three sides that were walls were sheer and smooth as glass. “Driver,” Portis commanded.
“Yes sir, Mr. Portis.”
Portis pointed back to the opening they had come through over a thousand yards away. “Is that the only way in or out of this place?”
“Yes it is, sir.”
“This is great. Come on, Woman,” Portis said to a road weary Grace. Her feet were bare and dirty. Still shaken at having been kidnapped at the port of entry into Mexico and then seeing the massacre of so many border agents, she’d accidentally lost her black pumps in the melee. Her beehive hairdo was all but undone, hanging around her head in a disheveled mess. The tight pencil skirt was wrinkled and the white blouse was stained from sweating heavily in the unseasonably hot desert weather. She exited the Hummer and followed him, wondering where in Mexico they were.
“You look rough, Woman.”
“I’m so thirsty… Sir.”
“Call me Your Highness and well you should be. Let’s get you some water and maybe some food. Don’t speak to anyone inside. I found you, I own you. Understand? Now come on.” Portis sounded in high spirits. Grace figured he was happy to back in his element. Since he took her that morning, he had talked almost non-stop; about this place, about his life and about his plans to destroy mankind. Most of what he said of was either scary or confusing. But all of it was crazy as hell. They entered the outer temple building and were in a spacious front room crowded with Drachonian Lizardmen of all colors and sizes, Black Ops soldiers wearing varying degrees of uniforms and a smattering of other creatures she was unfamiliar with. They were all milling about, talking or eating from a buffet of meats and cheeses. Grace’s stomach growled in protest. Many watched Grace and Portis with curiosity. There were three other exits from the room, but Portis took Grace’s hand and pulled her straight ahead. A small group of jarheads in full gear blocked their approach. Annoyed that he even had to talk to subordinates, he said, “MOVE! NOW!” All moved but one. The man pointed and said, “I think I’ve seen you before.”
Portis grabbed him by his flak jacket and threw him a good ten feet through the air. The soldier landed on the buffet table. It broke in half, demolishing the array of foods. Grace snatched up a sausage that rolled her way and ate it greedily right off the floor. The soldier’s friends reacted aggressively. Portis teased them with, “You want some? Come on.” The soldiers, experienced mercenaries who were used to being around Hybrids and aliens, surrounded the two strangers. Portis allowed only the true visage of his head, sporting a ragged scar from his eye to his chin, to appear. The wide, jaw-laden, stone-like face stopped them cold. As they wisely decided to go check on their injured friend instead, Grace almost swooned. He was really an alien, his insane ramblings must be true.
Portis spotted the door to the inner temple and pulled Grace toward it. The door was the same as the outer entrance except it was smaller and much more ornate. Carvings of ferocious beasts and demon faced creatures adorned it. Portis recognized the Reptilian sentry. His name was Tobal and he was the leader of a blue blooded Reptilian clan that hundreds of years ago was Portis’ Royal Guard. Portis took offence that he now stood guard at the door to Lucy’s sanctuary. “Is he in there, Tobal?”
“Yes, My Lord.” Tobal handed him a bulky but neatly folded purple robe with a matching yellow sash and undergarment on top. Portis held it against his face. “Ahh.” He showed it to Grace. “These are the ceremonial vestments that we Anunnaki wore when we ruled the Middle East. Men called us God.” He paused. Grace realized he was waiting for her to say something.
“And rightly so, uh, Your Majesty.” In her heart she was deflated. Why had she taken that stupid programming job with ICE? This whole debacle had gone off the rails. What mattered now was survival.
He assumed his true gargantuan form. Portis shed his human countenance and displayed his actual appearance. Covered by bluish, rock-like scales, just his breadth and height, let alone his protruding stony face, were enough to scare the bejeezus out of a normal person. His clothes shredded and fell to the ground revealing not only his rocky body, but also his massive penis and scrotum. The only part of his anatomy covered with leathery skin instead of his natural armor. Grace couldn’t help but stare. Portis was used to her reaction. “Forget it, Grace. You wouldn’t survive.”
Grace and Tobal stepped back in awe. Putting on the robe and tying the sash made him feel noble and powerful. He turned around twice, arms out slightly, showing it off. The bottom of the robe flowed in his wake. “What do think, Woman?”
She forced her face to produce a mock smile. “It’s quite elegant, Your Highness.” She was getting fed up with this bullshit.
Portis caught Tobal eyeing Grace with his yellow slits. He hadn’t seen a female of any species for a very long time. “Forget it, Tobal. She’s mine. Now get out of my way.” With his substantial rock foot, he kicked Tobal in the ass.
Portis stood contemplating the door. Time spent with Lucy was always infuriating. True, his latest plan had worked well so far. But he still had to see how it would play out. It had only been one hundred and forty years after all. Lucy was always so pushy and condescending. Some might say that same description fit Portis. But that was different. He was royalty and Lucy was just a clever bloodsucking asshole. “Let’s get this over with, Woman. His name is Lucifer. I call him Lucy. He’s odd, so don’t speak.” He opened the door.
Inside, Lucy was directly across the room on the other side of the temple studying the shelf he had built to hold the thirteen Blue Crystal Skulls. According to Portis, alien super computers. It was almost full but still lacked the last one. The Skulls existed just as he claimed. “Welcome to my home,” Lucy said without turning. The inner temple was just a square structure made of the same stone walls as the outer building except for the roof. Instead of a flat ceiling, the roof was a pyramid of clear quartz crystal panes. It reduced the harsh direct sunlight of the Mexican desert while still allowing it to flow in. It also kept the room bright inside without the heat or glare. On the left wall was a statue of a nasty looking creature with a round head. To the right of the Skull shelves, a six-foot-long organic radiator type object pulsated on top of a running generator that made no noise. Portis recognized it. Lucy had one very similar in his first temple in Atlantis thousands of years ago. It was a living security system. Along with being in the remote desert, it was the reason no one could ever invade or even find his compound. On the right wall was a replica of Jesus Christ being crucified on the cross at Galilee. It was complete with bloody hands and feet, a crown of thorns, the spear through his side and was covered with graffiti. Grace was shocked to see words and phrases painted all over it in red and yellow. She read a few: Fuck you, shithead, asshole, until it became too disturbing. Having been raised a Catholic, she found the display blasphemous and extremely offensive. Lucy seemed uninterested in their presence as he stroked the jawline of the eleventh Skull almost erotically. At that moment he turned, saying, “Ah. A Christian. How quaint.” Grace looked at the floor. She knew better than to comment. “Welcome!” he said, sounding sincere. Then he turned back and continued to caress his treasures. With his back to Portis, he said, “Scar, tell me the plan.”
“You know I don’t like that name.”
“Yes, I do know. And I don’t like you. Yet here we are. Now tell me the plan.”
“We’ve been over the plan so many times. Only a fool wouldn’t know it by now.”
“Exactly. Tell me the plan.”
Portis ignored the insults and recited the plan’s basics. “If they survive the first wave, we pin them in the rocks. We send in the humans to exhaust their ammo. Then we attack full force with Reptilians, Ebones, and Moles.”
“What’s with the Reps, Scar? Call them Drachonians.”
Portis ground his teeth in aggravation. “Look Lucy, why do we have to go through all of this? I’ll take ten of my best Drachonian soldiers and hit them at the entrance.” Despite having had this discussion previously on several occasions, Portis expected it to be considered.
Lucy picked up the ninth Blue Crystal Skull and held it like a child in his arms for a moment before gently placing it back on the shelf. Then he turned with his answer to Portis’ master plan. “Unsuccessfully, you’ve been after this group for six months with unlimited resources and still you underestimate them. Tell me the plan.”
“I just did.”
“TELL ME THE PLAN!” Lucy said in a loud voice. Portis again repeated the plan.
Grace studied Lucy carefully. She didn’t get it. He seemed so average except for an eerie resemblance to George Clooney. After Portis repeated the plan twice, Lucy gestured toward the entire group of Skulls. “My babies are luring the Archers and the last Crystal Skull straight to us. When I have all the Skulls together, I’ll be able to hack them.”
“I doubt it,” said Grace. It just slipped out and she immediately regretted her words.
Lucy looked at her in anger. “You dare to speak to me that way? Why would you even speak to me at all?” He started toward her.
“She’s right,” said Portis. Anticipating trouble, he backhanded her across the face, knocking her to the floor. “Don’t speak unless you’re spoken to,” he said. Grace kept nodding, too frightened to say anything else. She wished with all her heart that she had never applied for that job.
Lucy laughed out loud. “This isn’t a job. It’s an adventure.”
She hadn’t realized until then that he could read her thoughts.
“Yes, I know what you’re thinking, Grace.” He spat out her name. “George Clooney? Come on. You humans are so weak and pathetic.” He said to Portis, “How do you keep them around without hurting them?”
“She’s just a stray I picked up. Humans are good listeners. When I tire of them I eat them.”
Lucy wasn’t listening. His steely gaze was on Grace lying on the floor. It was all too much for her. Curled up in a ball, she squeezed her eyes shut. Portis’ blow had split her lip and blood oozed from it. Lucy looked at Grace’s bleeding face and a short penetrating scream escaped from him.
He dropped his human disguise and revealed his true self. Grace opened her eyes and what she saw was something out of a nightmare. Lucy’s actual head was oversized and perfectly round except at the very top, where a conical portion of bare boned skull protruded through a split in his very porous fibery skin. His eyes were black and vacant with white dots for pupils. The mouth too was round and wide open, crowded with different sized spiked and jagged teeth. There were no other features on his face. The nostrils and ears were merely holes in his head. Everything else about his body was long and lanky. His gaunt torso was humped over, making it difficult to judge his true height. From his shoulders to his hands was at least three feet. Black talons tore through the ends of his spindly fingers. Blood oozed from around the talons as they extended and retracted randomly. He was gently swaying from side to side. His emaciated legs crouched on slender feet with jerky tentacle-like toes. His hideous form somehow reminded Grace of a demented jack-in-the-box bouncing about on an extended spring that could barely support its weight. Without warning he leapt upon Grace and began slurping the blood from her lip. She screamed. Wanting more blood, he bit a chunk of meat out of her cheek. He seemed to have no genitalia until a black veined erection looking at first like a lump tore through the skin of his pelvis. A swipe of his talon fingers ripped off her skirt and panties, leaving four deep gashes in her now exposed hip.
Portis didn’t know if the sudden frenzy was hunger or arousal. The feral onslaught stunned him at first, but then he became enraged. “No, she’s mine!” He howled and dove for the deranged creature. Lucy eluded his grip and they faced each other in the center of the room. In a hunched crouch, Lucy began to circle to Portis’ left on his gnarly toes. “I’ve had enough of you,” said Portis through a clenched jaw.
Lucy was still circling warily. “So, you think to kill me?”
“Your puny claws can’t hurt me and I have many times your strength.” This had been too long coming. Excluding the powerful Sasquatch, Anunnaki considered themselves unmatched in combat by anyone or anything on Earth.
“Yes,” said Lucy, “but your size and strength is also your weakness.”
Portis attacked, reaching for Lucy’s throat. With blinding speed, Lucy grabbed the extended arm and swung himself up on Portis’ enormous shoulders, squatting like a vulture cherishing his carrion. Lucy reached around Portis’ face and dug two talons into his eye socket. Then he was back on the floor facing Portis and holding out his right hand. The pain set in and Portis screamed in surprise and agony. In Lucy’s outstretched hand he held a bloody, partially perforated eyeball. Portis went to his knees, covering the empty eye socket with both hands. “I’ll kill you,” snarled Portis. Summoning all his will, he pushed the pain away and rose to his full height.
“Will you?” countered Lucy. He sounded amused. “I can’t penetrate your skin, but I can take your other eye, then your dick and your balls. I’ll pull out pieces of your brain through the empty eyeholes. Then I’ll pull out your guts through the hole in your crotch and I’ll leave you outside in the desert so the ants and scorpions can enjoy your innards. You might survive for months while you endure that hellish nightmare. Or maybe,” Lucy said calmly, holding up his thin textured hand, “you stuff this eye back in and we forget this ever happened. I think it would heal over time.”
Portis felt fear, something new to him. Lucy may be right, he thought. Eventually, the eye would probably reconnect. And though it would never be like it was, surely he could learn to see with it again.
Lucy waited with his hand outstretched. Portis reluctantly reached for his eye. He groaned through squishy noises as he worked it back into the socket. Now with one functioning eye, he looked over at Grace. She was conscious but hurting, disoriented, and probably in shock.
As if nothing had happened, the George Clooney face appeared and Lucy said calmly, “Why don’t you go check up on the boys? Grace and I need some alone time. You know, before she gets cold.” And he smiled.
Portis hung his head and turned to leave. As Grace watched her last hope for salvation walk out, Portis was already planning his revenge.
What are the images that show makeshift solutions that have gone too far?
1. When safety doesn’t come first.
2. Let’s hope he doesn’t get tired of his arm.
3. It doesn’t look very safe.
4. I really hope he knows what he’s doing.
5. I hope he survives to tell everyone about the brilliant idea he had.
6. If you know a little about cars, you probably know what a hobbyhorse is, but have you ever heard of a hobby jack?
7. Almost there!
8. This car is a hero.
9. This is everything you should avoid if you value your children’s safety.
10. Tower of Babel of modernity.
11. New use for tires!
12. One wrong move and you could trigger a barbecue shower.
13. This is the greatest proof that duct tape can solve any problem.
14. Works of engineering art.
15. Does it work?
16. How many electrical courses do you need to take to reach this level of knowledge?
17. I wouldn’t like to own that window.
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Chicago-Style Sausage and Peppers

Yield: 8 servings
Ingredients
- 2 tablespoons corn oil
- 1 large red onion, thinly sliced
- 2 large yellow bell peppers, cored, seeded and thinly sliced
- 2 large red bell peppers, cored, seeded and thinly sliced
- 1/4 cup Jack Daniels Sour Mash Whiskey
- 1/4 cup dark brown sugar, packed
- 1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 8 (4 ounce) spicy Italian sausages, not hot dogs!
- 8 good quality hot dog buns
- 2 tablespoons reserved sausage grease or soft butter
Instructions
- Heat corn oil in large skillet and sauté the onions and peppers until tender and beginning to brown, about 10 minutes over medium heat.
- Add the bourbon and stir quickly until absorbed.
- Add the brown sugar and stir until the sugar melts.
- Season with thyme, salt and pepper. (Can be refrigerated for one week. Let come to room temperature before serving.)
- Char-grill the sausages until slightly blackened and cooked through.
- Brush the hot dog buns with a little sausage grease or butter and toast on the grill or under the broiler.
- Nestle a sausage in a bun and top with about 2 tablespoons of peppers and onions.
Sir Whiskerton and the Case of Handy Hank and the Perplexing Plumbing
Or: How to Flood a Farm in 10 Easy Steps
Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale so wet, so wildly chaotic, that even the most water-loving of barnyard animals might consider moving to the desert. Today’s story is one of leaky pipes, slapstick disasters, and one well-meaning but utterly inept handyman whose attempts at plumbing could only be described as… ambitious. So, grab your rubber boots and a sense of humor, as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Case of Handy Hank and the Perplexing Plumbing.
The Leak That Started It All
It was a quiet morning on the farm, the kind of day where the sun shone brightly, the birds chirped sweetly, and the animals went about their routines with the calm predictability of, well, farm animals. Sir Whiskerton, the farm’s self-appointed detective and philosopher, was perched on his favorite sunbeam, pondering the mysteries of the universe—or at least why the farmer insisted on wearing galoshes in the middle of a drought.
“Perhaps,” Sir Whiskerton mused aloud, “the farmer is preparing for a sudden monsoon. Or perhaps he’s just deeply committed to footwear.”
“Footwear!” echoed Ditto, the ever-enthusiastic kitten, who had taken to repeating Sir Whiskerton’s words with the precision of a broken sprinkler.
But the tranquility was shattered by the sound of dripping water. At first, it was a faint plink-plink-plink, barely noticeable over the usual farmyard noises. But soon, the sound grew louder, accompanied by the unmistakable gurgle of water escaping its confines.
Doris the Hen, the farm’s chief gossipmonger, was the first to sound the alarm. “There’s a leak in the barn!” she squawked, flapping her wings in distress. “My nesting area is turning into a swimming pool!”
Sir Whiskerton sprang into action, his detective instincts on high alert. “A leak, you say? This is a job for… the farmer!”
But the farmer, ever the eccentric, was busy conducting an experiment involving glow-in-the-dark pickles and a tuba. “I’m a bit tied up at the moment,” he said, not looking up from his work. “Why don’t you call Handy Hank? He’s the best handyman in the county!”
“Best!” Ditto echoed, though he seemed more interested in chasing the glow-in-the-dark pickles.
The Arrival of Handy Hank
Handy Hank arrived in a cloud of dust and the sound of clanking tools. He was a stout man with a toolbelt slung low on his hips, a cap perched jauntily on his head, and a smile that could only be described as “confidently clueless.”
“Howdy, folks!” Hank said, tipping his cap. “I hear you’ve got a leaky pipe. Well, don’t you worry—Handy Hank is here to save the day!”
The animals exchanged skeptical glances. Hank’s reputation preceded him, and not in a good way. Rumors of his “fixes” ranged from the mildly inconvenient (a door that only opened if you sang it a lullaby) to the downright disastrous (a roof that doubled as a trampoline).
But with no other options, the animals led Hank to the barn, where the leak had now escalated into a steady stream of water.
“No problem,” Hank said, cracking his knuckles. “I’ve got just the thing.”
He pulled out a wrench, a roll of duct tape, and a plunger, and got to work.
The Escalating Disasters
Hank’s first attempt to fix the leak involved tightening the pipe with his wrench. Unfortunately, he tightened it so much that the pipe burst, sending a geyser of water shooting into the air.
“Whoops,” Hank said, scratching his head. “Guess I overdid it. But don’t worry—I’ve got a backup plan!”
His backup plan involved duct tape. Lots of duct tape. He wrapped the pipe so thoroughly that it looked like a mummy. For a moment, it seemed to work. The water stopped. The animals breathed a sigh of relief.
But then, with a loud POP, the duct tape gave way, and the water came rushing out with even more force than before.
“Hmm,” Hank said, tapping his chin. “Maybe I need a bigger wrench.”
His next attempt involved the plunger, which he used to “unclog” the pipe. This resulted in a fountain of water that drenched everyone within a ten-foot radius.
“Well,” Hank said, wiping water from his face, “at least it’s not leaking anymore!”
“Not leaking?” Doris squawked, wringing out her feathers. “It’s a full-blown flood!”
By this point, the barnyard had turned into a temporary water park. The chickens were floating on makeshift rafts, the cows were mooing in dismay, and even Sir Whiskerton had to admit that the situation was getting out of hand.
The Moral of the Story
As the water continued to rise, Sir Whiskerton decided it was time to intervene. “Hank,” he said, his voice calm but firm, “perhaps it’s time to consider that your methods might be… overcomplicating the issue.”
Hank looked puzzled. “Overcomplicating? But I’m following all the steps! Wrench, duct tape, plunger—it’s all in the handyman’s handbook!”
“Handbook!” Ditto echoed, though he seemed more interested in chasing a floating rubber duck.
Sir Whiskerton sighed. “Sometimes, the simplest solution is the best one. Have you tried… turning off the water?”
Hank blinked. “Turning off the water? But that’s so… simple.”
“Exactly,” Sir Whiskerton said.
Reluctantly, Hank located the water valve and turned it off. The geyser sputtered and died, and the water level began to recede.
A Happy Ending
With the crisis averted, Hank set about fixing the pipe properly—this time, with a little guidance from Sir Whiskerton. The animals pitched in, using their unique skills to help clean up the mess. Doris organized the chickens into a bucket brigade, the cows used their tails to sweep away the water, and even Ditto helped by chasing down runaway tools.
By the end of the day, the barn was dry, the pipe was fixed, and the farm was back to normal. Hank, though humbled, had learned an important lesson.
“I guess sometimes,” he said, “the best solution is the simplest one. And maybe, just maybe, I should stick to something other than plumbing.”
Sir Whiskerton returned to his sunbeam, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day. The farm was at peace, the animals were dry, and all was right in the world.
And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new challenges, and hopefully, no more plumbing disasters. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.
The End.
People Around the World React in Horror to the Fall of American Democracy
The world is terrified.
How do you evaluate the emergence of the “Conquer Australia” topic on Chinese social media?
Chinese people’s values are simple.
- If Australia is an independent country, Chinese people will respect you.
- But if Australia is the lackey of the United States, why can’t China conquer it and make Australia the lackey of China? 😁
Isn’t Australia keen on sending military aircraft to the South China Sea for free navigation? After Australia becomes a province of China, Australian military aircraft can freely navigate the South China Sea at will. This is true, I’m not kidding you.
Now, China does not annex Australia because it values its international reputation and abides by international law, not because of the question of whether China has the ability to annex Australia.
The United States does not even dare to send troops to directly intervene in the war between Russia and Ukraine, let alone risk going to war with China to save Australia.
How did China’s fighters compare to Japan’s during World War II? Were they able to hold their own against Japanese aircraft?
Their planes were absolutely no match for the Japanese air force.
This was the 1930s, every Chinese who had any education and qualification to become a pilot, was a rich kid.
And they knew their planes were no match for the new Japanese machines. The entire steel production in China throughout WWII was not even enough to build one Japanese Yamato battleship. So the motto of the Chinese aviation school at the time was:
Our bombs, planes and bodies shall burn with the enemy!
They trained for death and homed their skills in the US, some were Chinese diapora who had American citizenship, and they all came back to their country and went to their deaths merrily. When they ran out of ammo they would try to ram the Japanese planes, and when they were shot down over the enemy controlled territory, they would go on fighting the Japanese infantry with personal hand gun. The first batch of 1700 Chinese pilots pretty much all dead within the first year of the war. Some of their fiances and girlfriends would commit suicide and follow them in death.
None was ever captured by the Japs.
They’re often remembered in China as the last Chinese nobilities.
Why do so many Europeans, Canadians and Australians seem so bitter and actively dismissive of America’s importance in all matters? I could understand if this attitude came from the Russians or Chinese, but, aren’t they all allies of America?
Due to China’s rapid rise, the United States’ power advantage has declined and it has entered a period of strategic contraction.
The United States will no longer unite its allies and strengthen their strength, which was beneficial to its domination of the world in the past. On the contrary, the United States will intensify its efforts to cut the flesh of its allies and actively suppress them to prevent their lackeys from becoming too powerful and breaking away from American control.
For example, in Europe, from the Russia-Ukraine war to the Nord Stream natural gas pipeline explosion and a series of other farces, old Europe has been exploited and exploited by the United States, but it is still complacent.
Trump is a straightforward boy who speaks directly and is happy to share everything with the public on social media, he is not as hypocritical and insidious as Biden, but in fact, they are doing the same thing.
‘Europeans, Canadians and Australians seem so bitter and actively dismissive of America’s importance in all matters’,
I can only laugh at their futile efforts. The United States has already controlled everything in Europe, Canada, and Australia. They cannot escape the control of the United States.
Everything they have was given by the United States, and the United States has been exporting benefits to them for a long time after the WW2.
Since it was given by the United States, the United States certainly has the right to take back the benefits it has given them, delay the process of American decline, and hope to accumulate strength to compete with China.
If Europe, Canada and Australia want to protect themselves and avoid being completely swallowed up by the United States, their only choice is to move away from the United States, move closer to China and beg for China’s protection.
What do people most wish or want after they cross 60 years of age?
My dad recently turned 58, which I declare is close enough; anybody aged 58–60 will agree :p
He wants:
- A plot of land in the northern, higher elevation part of the state
- To get rid of a bunch of “junk and shit”
- To see my sister and me get good jobs
- His shoulder to stop hurting
- His lungs to work like they did 20 years ago
- His “hard drive” (brain) to speed back up so he can remember things more quickly
- Red lights to basically just not exist for him
- Water to never fall out of the sky (rain has an enormous capacity for delaying/hindering construction)
- To live without debt
- To live out the rest of his days curled up with my mom in good A/C watching a big screen TV
- To reduce his weight by just a few pounds
- Customers to stop adding extra items mid-job, then wonder why the job isn’t finished on time and costs more
- Maybe a tractor
- A 2019 ZR1 in orange
My mom is 57, I mean 29, and soon to be 58.
She wants:
- Better memory
- Fewer bills to keep track of
- Her little princess Vivian to lose maybe 3 pounds
- My dad to stop stressing so much about everything
- To commit a little more fully to becoming vegan like my sister
- Our fat-ass chihuahua Heineken Skywalker’s eye to get better without further trips to the vet
- To sell the 20 odd baby tortoises our big ones thrust into the world this year
- The tree in our backyard to grow a little more
- A truly excellent piña colada
- Some nicely painted nails
- To reduce the number of medications she takes
EDIT: here are some pictures of my parents on December 17, 1983:
And here are some more recent ones:
Married almost 35 years, together almost 40, and still inseparable as ever!
Two anti-China French “reporters” were caught lying, and they pulled Adrian Zenz down with them
Elvis Has Left the Planet
Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Set your story after aliens have officially arrived on Earth.… view prompt
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“How many people…” Dean grabbed the front page. “Oh my god! Look! Aliens have landed!”
Rex ran to look. “Wow! Space aliens, Dad!”
Monica shuffled up behind him. “Where?”
Dean read, “Just outside Bakersfield! Close!” They locked eyes. “Easy drive.”
Monica said, “You mean…?”
Lucy said, “Could we?”
Rex yelled, “Yay!” He began dancing. “Goin’ to see the aliens!”
“What about school?”
“So, they miss a day. Once in a lifetime… Remembered forever.”
“We’ll write a note. Grab your stuff. Oh, I’m a mess!” Monica ran out.
Dean called in sick from work. “RV’s gassed up… Traveling in style!”
“Don’t forget sunscreen!”
Lucy changed into a polka-dot party dress and found favorite lipstick. Rex raced around making sci-fi noises.
“All stocked up. Let’s hit it!”
The kids ran to the RV.
Monica stopped Dean and did a twirl. “How do I look?”
“Out of this world!” They laughed.
Dean pulled onto the highway. Traffic was light.
Lucy asked, “Think they’re friendly, Dad?”
“Of course. We’d know by now if they weren’t.”
“Pow! Pow!” Rex aimed his finger at his sister.
She pushed his hand away. “Cut it out, Rex. Fingers don’t shoot lasers.”
“Mine does.”
“Then be careful picking your nose…”
Traffic bunched up about twenty miles out. Roadside souvenir stands sold t-shirts and google-eye glasses. A sign touted ‘extra-terressed kettle corn,’ and toys. Traffic crawled by a guy selling tin foil hats from the back of his truck. Dean thought, ‘What a geek.’
“Dad! Can I get one of those?”
“There’ll be plenty of stuff to buy, Rex. You won’t wear that.”
“But I will. Promise. They’re cool. I always wanted one.”
Dean pulled over and found parking. A family walked by eating ‘alien’ funnel cakes.
“Anyone hungry?”
Monica and Lucy declined. Rex wanted everything and now.
“Lucy, sure you don’t want a hat?”
“No thanks. Hate hat hair…”
They perused the t-shirt selection at another stand. Lucy held some up for her mother’s opinion.
“‘Take me to your breeder,’ is boxy. ‘I lean alien’ is nice. You like the color?”
“Chartreuse clashes with everything I have.”
They piled back onto the RV and edged into the slow, steady traffic. A billboard featured pictures of classic movie aliens. It advertised the theme park that hadn’t existed 48 hours before.
Lucy looked from her phone. “I just googled,” she said. “They’ve landed all around the world. Say they come in peace.”
“Good to know,” said Monica.
“But what do they want?” asked Dean.
Lucy said, “It says the rocket came from the planet ‘Bop.’”
“Never heard of it.” Monica laughed.
“Good beat. Easy to dance to,” Dean added.
Rex asked Lucy “What are they talking about?” She shrugged.
The traffic began to move as it split into streams for parking.
The giant rocket loomed in the distance.
Rex could only say, “Wow!”
The family found parking and joined the crowd migrating toward the rocket. A ramp came into view. A low stage stood at its base. People gathered as if for a show.
The crowd cheered as a figure dressed in white began descending the ramp. It raised his arms in greeting. A glittering white cape wafted behind him.
Dean stopped. “Wait, what? Did I make a wrong turn and end up in Vegas?”
Lucy said, “Is that…?”
“It looks like…”
Monica shouted. “It’s Elvis! He’s so dreamy.”
Rex said, “That’s not Elvis. He’s fake.”
Lucy bit her knuckle and said, “But he’s still dreamy.”
Cell phones began pinging. Lucy checked hers.
“They’re inviting earthlings to planet Bop.” She summarized. “When they left Bop, Elvis was in style here. Due to the vast distance traveled, their fashion trends lagged.”
Her phone pinged several more times.
She said, “China rejected this invitation. They say Elvis is an American propaganda tool.”
Monica said, “All I know, is he’s dreamy.”
Rex and Dean shrugged at each other.
Lucy said, “They’re desperate to repopulate their planet. Everyone looks like Elvis. They have no females. Everyone’s invited. A good time will be had by all.”
The women surged forward and lined up at the ramp’s base.
As if sleep walking, Lucy joined the line. Monica looked at Dean.
He said, “You must be joking.”
“I’m sorry, Dean. You can’t argue with dreamy.” She took Lucy’s hand and looked back at him.
He nodded. “I understand. Go…”
Monica wiped a tear from her eye and turned away. She and Lucy jumped up and waved to the Elvis alien.
Dean called out. “I’ll miss you…”
“What are Mom and Lucy thinking, Dad?”
Dean watched them. “Good question. You’re a smart kid. I don’t get it.”
“They look happy.”
“I hope so.”
The crowd surged to safety at the sight of another spaceship approaching. Shaped like a saucer, it landed a hundred yards from the rocket. The updraft made the long flaps around its perimeter flutter and fly up.
It settled. A portal opened and a ramp emerged.
A voice like honey announced, “Greetings! We come from the planet ‘Hubba.’”
An alien emerged and walked gracefully down the ramp. Its white dress moved hypnotically with every step. The crowd of men swayed as the alien descended with an alluring smile.
Dean’s mouth dropped open. “Marilyn…”
“Wow! She’s prettier than Mom!”
“Shhh!”
From the line of women, Lucy said, “That’s not Marilyn.”
Rex pulled at Dean’s sleeve. “Who’s Marilyn?”
The men silently lined up to board the saucer. Thousands of people stood in two lines. No one spoke.
Throughout the crowd, I-phones pinged. People broke from the lines and walked to their cars.
Dean called out. “Lucy! What’s going on?”
She held up her phone. “Look, Dad… Taylor Swift tickets!”
“Unbelievable!” He shouted, “Use the app, Lucy. Use the app! Did you get the tickets?”
She tapped her phone and, grinning, nodded.
Dean pumped the air. “Yes!” He waved at Monica and Lucy. “Let’s go!”
They broke free from the crowd and ran to the RV.
The alien Elvis and Marilyn watched as the lines dissolved. Turning, they saw each other. Each stepped from their stages and shimmied toward each other in a silent dance.
Dean’s family boarded the RV. He idled forward as cars approached the exit.
He looked at Monica sitting in the seat beside him and reached out.
“I love you…”
She took his hand and smiled. “I love you too…”
Entering the highway, they rolled toward home. The souvenir stands they’d seen earlier had packed up and left.
Rex said, “Man! I didn’t even get a t-shirt!”
Dean said, “Wear your tin foil hat, kid. I paid good money for that.”
He looked at the solid line of cars leading away from the spaceships.
“Will you look at the traffic!”
How did six stranded teenagers manage to survive 15 months on a deserted island by building a thriving community?
In 1965, six teenagers were discovered living on the South Pacific island of Ata. This true story has been compared to the novel Lord of the Flies, although the ending was much more encouraging. In 1965, six young Tongans, aged between 13 and 18, stole a boat for a little adventure. However, a severe storm blew them off course, leaving them stranded on the uninhabited island of Ata. They spent 15 months surviving thanks to their wits and cooperation. They created a small community, cultivating an orchard, building a water collection system and a house. They even kept a campfire going throughout their stay. In 1966, photographer John Carnemolla returned with the boys to the island to document how they lived during those months. His photographs showed the young men building tools, fishing, and playing a ukulele they had made themselves. Unlike Golding’s work, these teenagers did not clash with each other, but managed to maintain harmony and support each other to survive.
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