“Napping is good because napping is good. Napping is good because napping is good.” (Ditto’s original thesis)
Does anyone disagree with me?
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I guess that I am missing certain norms in my life right now.
Guys, for those of you in Europe or parts of the West, please enjoy what you have. I really enjoy China, but sometimes I really miss certain things.
Today…
Sir Whiskerton and the Manifesto of the Midday Snooze
Ah, dear reader, welcome to a chapter so intellectually taxing, so filled with philosophical inertia, that one requires a strong cup of catnip tea and a very comfortable cushion merely to read about it. We speak, naturally, of the annual, highly pressurized Kitten Gaokao (高考), the most rigorous academic exercise on the entire whimsical farm1.
This year, the final and most crucial component—worth 80% of the passing grade—was the compulsory essay: The Essay on ‘Why I Should Nap More.’
Ditto, the small, highly anxious black cat (whose Chinese name, 复读猫小黑 (Fùdú Māo Xiǎo Hēi), translates to “Echo Cat Little Black” 2), sat hunched over a tiny, student-sized laptop borrowed from Sir Whiskerton’s study. The scent of hay and hot sun, characteristic of a midsummer’s day on the farm, did nothing to soothe his fraying nerves3.
“The thesis,” Ditto muttered, typing slowly, “must be clear. Nap is the quiet presence4. Nap is the quiet presence5. Nap is the quiet presence.”
He was, as always, an echo6, finding comfort in repetition, but on this day, the repeating words only amplified the crushing weight of academic expectation. He had to achieve a perfect score of 100 points, or face the ignominy of having to attend summer school with Professor Quackenstein’s “Mandatory Advanced Quantum Quackery”7.
Ditto chewed his pen cap, his little paws trembling. He typed:
I. Introduction: The Napping Imperative
Napping is good because napping is good. Napping is good because napping is good.
The rhythm was stalled. The pressure of articulating why he deserved to do the thing he already did every day had paradoxically made him unable to do it. Ditto was, perhaps for the first time in his life, too stressed to nap about napping.
Then, from the rafters above the barn’s hayloft—which, as any regular of the farm knows, is also the occasional stage for impromptu existential performances 8—came the low thrumming of a single bongo drum.
Bum-bumbum. Tak. Bum.
A shadowy, rail-thin figure descended via a rope made of repurposed yarn. It was Jazzpurr, the self-styled beatnik philosopher of the barnyard, clad in his signature black beret and dark, slightly dusty turtleneck9.
Jazzpurr, whose life revolved around poetry readings and bongo sessions10, took one look at Ditto’s essay outline and let out a dramatic, mournful cry.
“Square, little cat!” Jazzpurr hissed, snatching the laptop away with a flick of his paw. “You confine the cosmic truth of the snooze into a thesis statement? You try to quantify the vibe?”
“Wait! That’s my Gaokao!” Ditto squeaked, his voice cracking. “I need the grade!”
“Grade?” Jazzpurr sneered, adjusting his beret. “Man, the system can’t contain our feline truth. The truth is a ten-page free-verse sprawl, annotated with the percussion of the soul!”
He sat down, placed the laptop on his knees, and began to type furiously, occasionally punctuating a line with a swift Bum-tak of the bongo. Jazzpurr was not writing an essay; he was writing a manifesto.
The Ode to the Undulating Void: A Feline Declaration, by J.P.
(Bongo Annotation: Slow, Existential Rhythm)
The Sunbeam stretches, an unbearable horizontal line,
The body is a vessel, needing to decline.
No agenda. No striving. No need to climb.
Just the gravity of grace, wasting time.
(Bongo Annotation: Fast, Furious, Angry Jazz)
But they ask us for structure! They ask us for points!
A five-paragraph tyranny upon our tired joints!
They demand reasons for the absence of stress,
When the only reason is the nap itself, no less!
Pages flew by. Jazzpurr, fueled by injustice and strong, mint-infused pond water (a “moonlight mojito” 11 likely procured from Groove the Mole), plunged into abstract expressionism. He wrote about the silence of the litter box, the geometry of the sleeping cat curl, and the political statement inherent in rejecting ambition.
Ditto, witnessing his future—a life free from Professor Quackenstein’s influence—disappear into beatnik verse, simply collapsed in the hay. The absurdity had reached its peak. The only logical response was surrender.
He fell into a deep, immediate sleep. But Ditto, the Echo Cat12, could not even sleep normally. His respiratory rhythm was immediately co-opted by the environment.
As Jazzpurr finished his 10th page with a triumphant BUM-TAK-TAK-BOOM, Ditto’s snores began to harmonize, providing a rhythmic, almost poetic chorus:
Pah-poom… Pah-poom… Pah-poom… Pah-poom…
I shall / not wake / un-til / the sun / has set,
His snore was a perfect line of iambic pentameter, echoing the dramatic, final flourish of Jazzpurr’s performance.
The submission was complete: ten pages of revolutionary prose, annotated with bongo rhythms, and sealed with the perfect, stress-induced, poetic snore.
Meanwhile, in the vegetable patch, The Farmer sat on a overturned bucket, clutching the strange submission while talking earnestly to Bartholomew the Piñata13, who was dangling from a low-hanging branch.
“Bartholomew,” The Farmer sighed, adjusting his spectacles. “I was expecting three bullet points about REM cycles and maybe a fun anecdote about a mouse dream. Instead, I got this… a ten-page, stream-of-consciousness poem about ‘The Existential Dread of Non-Napping.’ And what are these little bum-tak symbols? Are they footnotes? Are they a new type of punctuation?”
Bartholomew, the Piñata of Profound Wisdom, swung gently in the breeze. His paper mâché silence was interrupted only by the rustle of his crêpe paper fringe.
“I need to grade this, Bartholomew,” The Farmer insisted. “The rubric says ‘Clarity, Logic, and Supporting Evidence.’ I see none of that, but… but it makes my nose twitch. It makes me want to put on a turtleneck and drink pond water.”
The Farmer tapped the paper with his pen, his eyes distant. He looked up at the sky, then back at the incomprehensible manuscript.
Finally, he nodded, sealing the decision.
“I don’t understand… but I feel it.”
He scrawled a massive, beautiful, highly ornamental A+ across the top of the beatnik manifesto, adding a cryptic note: “Visionary Feline Expressionism: 100/100.”
Ditto passed the Kitten Gaokao. He spent the rest of the summer napping with the quiet confidence of a cat who had successfully outsourced his academic requirements to the forces of creative chaos. The farm returned to its normal, absurd state of contentment14.
The End.
Moral:
Sometimes, the most efficient path to success isn’t through relentless structure, but through embracing the chaotic, rhythm-infused truth of who you are—or at least having a dramatic friend who is willing to write a 10-page manifesto about it.
Best Lines:
- “Napping is good because napping is good. Napping is good because napping is good.” (Ditto’s original thesis)
- “You confine the cosmic truth of the snooze into a thesis statement? You try to quantify the vibe?” (Jazzpurr)
- “The body is a vessel, needing to decline.” (From Jazzpurr’s poem)
- “I was expecting three bullet points about REM cycles and maybe a fun anecdote about a mouse dream.” (The Farmer)
Key Jokes:
- Jazzpurr: “Man, the system can’t contain our feline truth.” (Prompt Required)
- The Farmer: [Grading] “I don’t understand… but I feel it.” (Prompt Required)
- Ditto: [Snoring] (Echoes Jazzpurr’s snores in iambic pentameter.) (Prompt Required)
- Absurdity: The idea that a cat must take a high-stakes exam (Gaokao) and write an essay on why they should nap.
Starring:
- Ditto (复读猫小黑): The Anxious Kitten Who Passed By Accident.
- Jazzpurr: The Beatnik Cat Who Saved the Day with Poetry and Percussion.
- The Farmer: The Human Who Grades on Feeling Rather Than Facts15.
- Bartholomew the Piñata (谜之糖宝): The Silent Consultant of Grade Inflation16.
Post-Credit Scene:
Sir Whiskerton finds Ditto’s “essay” and reads the final grade. He flicks his tail, a small, knowing smile on his face. He then approaches Jazzpurr, who is asleep on the roof, dreaming in free verse. Sir Whiskerton places a tiny, new beret on his head. Underneath it, a note reads: “Keep writing, man. But please, next time, use a smaller font. – S.W.”
P.S.
The difference between a failing grade and a masterpiece is often just a well-placed bongo drum and the sheer audacity of an Echo Cat’s rhythmic slumber.
Why might China prefer a “soft war” approach to compel Taiwan toward reunification, rather than a direct military invasion?
Taiwan is a province of China, Taiwanese are Chinese, and Chinese people will not kill each other.
China’s advanced military equipment is intended to destroy those hypocritical “white saviors” who have traveled thousands of miles to the Taiwan Strait to interfere in China’s internal affairs, and is not aimed at the Taiwanese at all.
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What is the most condescending advice you received from someone who assumed you were poorer or less educated than them?
Sunday afternoon, NJ Transit train, Northeast Corridor line between New York, NY, and Trenton, NJ, autumn 1983.
A middle-aged white man in a bad suit gets on at the Newark station. He asks me, Is this the train to Philadelphia? in that loud, overly enunciated voice that people use when they assume I’m a foreigner or recent immigrant.
If you’re not taking Amtrak to Philly, I tell him, then you take this train to the last stop, Trenton, and switch to the SEPTA train. It’s slower but a lot cheaper than Amtrak.
He thanks me and settles into the seat across the aisle from me. He’s feeling grateful, so he decides to “compliment” me. You speak English very well.
Thanks. So do you.
No, I mean, because…. He waves his hand up and down to indicate my whole person.
Yes, you too, because…. I imitate his hand gesture back at him.
He looks at me curiously. He assumes I don’t understand him, so he starts to launch into an explanation, loudly and clearly.
I ignore him and pull a textbook out of my bag. I was home in Manhattan for the weekend, but had to catch up on some reading. He leans across the aisle to read the title.
Atoms and Molecules?, he reads out loud. Oh, I learned about them in middle school. What are you, in high school? Well, you seem smart, so I bet if you keep studying you’ll catch up.
*** SIGH *** Time for the big guns, I guess.
I pull out a folder emblazoned with a gaudy gold embossed Princeton University shield, something I got during orientation. In reality, it’s just filled with D&D stuff, but I flash it at him and lay it on the seat next to me.
Really? Do you think so? That’s kind of you to say. I open the textbook and show him the chapter I have to read, a sprawl of Hamiltonians, Laplacians, h-bar, eigenvalues, partial derivatives, and the like. Quantum chemistry’s usually a graduate-level course and I’m just a freshman, so I really feel like I’m behind. Did you study this too? Because I could use some help.
At the next stop, he moved to a different seat.
I put down the textbook and went through my D&D stuff.
Notes: Atoms and Molecules: An Introduction for Students of Physical Chemistry by Karplus and Porter was the breezy title of the textbook. (Karplus was awarded the Nobel Prize decades later.) I was indeed the lone freshman in a class of mostly graduate students and seniors. The only thing extraordinary about it was the extraordinarily poor academic advising that led me to be in that class. I never did catch up, and I’m pretty sure I was given a pity pass.
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What is the shrewdest pivot in business history?
I’ve written about this before on the Q and it never gets old.
In 1938 Chester Carlson, a patent attorney and inventor, developed a process that would change the world. Trouble was the world didn’t want it.
The product would not make it to market until 1959.
In the late 1940’s, A man Named Joseph Wilson, the founder of Haloid Corporation, took a risk and invested in development of Mr. Carlson’s new device.
Almost a decade of struggle and a factory was financed for the production of the above. Wilson headed the executive team. Top finance people from New York and elsewhere committed millions to the project. The Business press, however, said “it would never succeed in the market.”
The factory started to churn out these machines. The market included every government and private institution in the world. In today’s dollars? It was a trillion dollar market.
Top sales management and field reps had been brought in, organized and sent out to get orders. An institution would use a group of twenty staff to produce this commodity product. It would take these employees up to an hour to produce what Mr. Carlson’s device could do in less than a minute.
The campaign commenced. Reps fanned out and called on the US government, General Motors, Bell Labs, Ford, IBM, Texaco, Harvard, Yale … everyone.
Nothing happened.
The machine was not selling. There were tens of millions and a decade of work into this innovation and sales were 20% of schedule.
Machines were piling up in the warehouse and the all too famous “meeting” was called. Anyone in start-ups knows what this meeting is.
It is labeled the “what the hell are we gonna do now?” meeting. Wilson, Carlson, heads of sales, finance, engineering and an addition. This man was an outsider brought in for his perspective on the pending catastrophe.
A $25,000 machine was a “capex” item. It had to be budgeted on a 12 month cycle. General Motors would need hundreds of the machines and that would be an enormous budget item to push through. The sales staff was despondent.
The meeting adjourned and the outsider said he’d get back the following week.
The original model was to produce the device and sell it directly to the users.
The outsider called and a meeting was held.
Engineering was instructed to attach a “counter” to each machine. Finance was instructed to redesign the revenue model to a “fee per unit used” of 3 cents. Sales was instructed to call on clients and ask where the device could be located, plug it in and inform the client the machine was free of charge – they would only be billed monthly for the numbers of copies used.
The client now had two choices to get a 15 page document duplicated. Bring it to the typing pool where typists would type an original with carbon paper between sheets for additional copies or walk over to the Xerox 914 copier and get a spotless copy in a couple of minutes which the company would pay for, no budget meeting, no requisition…no problem.
Xerox became the fastest growing technology company in history.
Original model $25,000 capital purchase.
Pivot
Successful model 3 cents a page…(service)
“The machine nobody knew they needed until they had one”
EDITS: Thanks for comments/responses. I’m not a Xerox/Haloid archivist, just a business person who, through study of Mr. Carlson, was always fascinated by the story. The almost two decade struggle to get the technology packaged and onto the market was quite simply, epic. Every top tech firm shot him down. Just about everyone everywhere, besides Haloid and the Batelle Memorial Institute, just wrote him off as an idiot.
The stats on the pivot to “service” from “equipment sale” have been requested and the issue is there were “stages.” The paper I read 20 years ago stated the machine would be placed in the customer’s office and the only charge was three cents a copy. Perhaps this was an early rendition. As the deal eventually became identical to the structure IBM used for their computers. The lease was $95/month and the first 2000 copies were free. After the free 2000? It became 5 cents a copy.
Ready for the Inflation adjustment? $250,000 per machine in today’s dollars.
Their proposal related to current method which, for the majority of customers, was a “secretarial pool.” My Mom was the head of administration for the department of investigation of the United States Army Air Corps Intelligence in 1944. Their department had to manage tens of thousands of background checks with mechanical typewriters and carbon paper. They needed four or five copies of everything. She laughs out loud when telling about pushing paper through a government agency. They had fifty women just in their section in Manhattan typing all day long. God bless’em!
With that picture in mind, what the copying machine’s proposal was about is about the same as “horses to cars”. The profundity of this new automation?
This $250,000 machine would replace 50 employees and do a much, much better job in less time.
Xerox simply didn’t know how large the market was for this machine. They assumed the lifetime market was in the 100,000 unit range…as above they were really expensive. That is an estimated $2.5B (today’s dollars) market for the device. Not too shabby.
Once they got it rolling? Xerox could not make them fast enough, their inability to assess the breadth of the market is shown here…They sold the “estimated 100,000 machine product lifetime” in six months! Now there’s a back log for ya.
The New York Times business editor attended the roll out for the machine and panned it. People simply didn’t understand that it was going to change the world.
Listen, you think the tech companies of today generated some wealth?
Xerox stock split 138 times.
Chester Carlson was worth $1.8B in today’s dollars.
Xerox developed the PC, the interface and the rest so that Jobs and Gates could claim they stole it from each other….when they just stole it from Xerox.
One of the first units is in the Smithsonian next to the light bulb and the cotton gin.
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PETRUSHKA
Written in response to: “Write a story that has a big twist.“
HAAKON RAGNSKJOLD
Today, from the highest to the lowest, there was no separation between the people. Had Tsar Nicky left the Alexander Palace he would not have found it inappropriate to join the khorovod circle with the lowest of his serfs and gladden their hearts.
The tall, bearded peasant had often presented himself as one of the stranniki, or wandering pilgrims. He had made his first pilgrimage at the age of seventeen. He was renowned for learned conversations and wisdom. He had been an elder in his village church. He had studied theology. He had read the Church fathers.
Even as a boy he had had strange, mystical powers. Set apart from ordinary men and women they said he was destined for greatness—but was that greatness to be found in service to Iiesos Khristos—or in service to the demon Chernobog?
He was not known, here in Kraznoyarsk.. Here he had no reputation, for good or for evil. And here, today, it was the 8th of February, 1910, and it was the Shrovetide Fair!
Around him mumpers caroused with merchants. No need to beg—the rich men were uncharacteristically generous with their rubles and kopecks. Tumblers rolled through the streets. The Holy Mother had been merciful, for amazingly, there had been no snow.
Here and there, impromptu bands had sprung up. He heard raucous accordions, strident violins and the almost military tattoo of the drums. They almost threatened to drown out the pipes of the calliope on the other side of the square.
A slide had been set up from the roof of the highest building of the town—a full three stories! Below this turned and spun a festive merry-go-round. They had carved magnificent and fabulous beasts—there was an alkonost, her woman’s face and naked breast grown out of her hawk’s body (how did that get by the priests?) A rusalka, drenched in her sea weeds, an indrik-beast, with its twisted horn—and above all, the Zhar-Pititsa—the Firebird!
Three maidens danced in a circle, cheered on by the onlookers—they dressed as the Zorya, the Morning, Evening and Midnight Stars.
The peasant turned from these vanities. Time enough to dally with girls later. There is always something alluring to them about a holy man.
Two drummers, dressed in mock Cossack military garb, paraded up and down the square. The people flocked after them, rushing in like a tide, wanting to get for themselves the best possible view. The crowd was rapt in attention. Everyone was on high alert, almost as if a real battle was about to begin—but no! It was the Puppet Play.
The drumming ceased so suddenly as to catch everybody by surprise.
At that precise moment, the Sorcerer ripped aside the dark blue curtains. His head thrust itself between them. A silvery, peaked turban crowned his head. His eyes—as commanding and hypnotic as the Serpent in the Garden—stared at the gathered crowd, dead faced, as if it he who was the puppet and not the performers yet to be revealed. There was none at that moment that could free themselves from that ophidian stare.
He stepped out stealthily between the curtains. His sapphire cloak was spangled with frosty white stars. From somewhere beneath a robe of gold brocade he produced a flute and began a haunting, bewitching melody. Like the wind, it came from everywhere—and from nowhere. Did any in the crowd realize they were swaying in time to the Sorcerer’s seductive song?
And then the Sorceror drew aside the curtains. In three separate compartments the puppets stood, supported by thick rods beneath their arms, as unmoving as displays in a museum. There was a sigh of wonder. So beautiful were the three, their costumes marvels of needlework and embroidery.
The Sorcerer waved his flute like a baton, over each compartment.
First the light shone over a gaudily-dressed Blackamoor. Flowing gold pantaloons and a glistening green mail shirt. On his head was a turban crowned with a gorgeous peacock feather. His face was black as coal and his eyes were gawking and googly. He snapped into life and looked around him with a grotesque stare.
Then the light shone on the Ballerina. She wore a scarlet coat, skirt and petticoat. She had on a vest of sardine and carnelian over a white blouse and bodice. A crimson bonnet rested on her head. Her eyes snapped open. She smiled prettily. No one noticed that her eyes were empty.
At last the light switched on over Petrushka, a rather awkward looking, humpbacked doll. He had on orange and white harlequin-checkered trousers, and a peaked red cap. He snapped up to jaunty wakefullness.
How could the puppets wake up like that? Who was pulling their strings?
A sprightly melody came playing from somewhere. The legs of the puppets began to dance. They kicked up their heels and even lifted themselves off the floor. If the crowd had sighed in wonder before, they now gasped in astonishment and delight. The puppets moved so realistically! They might almost be alive. What a wondrous puppet maker the Sorcerer must be!
But then, the greatest wonder of all! For of a sudden the three figures came down from their supports. They ran, the danced, they moved into the crowd!
The Sorcerer made magickal gestures with his flute and free hand. The puppets moved as he willed them to. He grinned with delight! The people had never seen anything so wonderful. Marionettes without strings! How were they able to move?
The Moor danced, full of himself. The Ballerina circled around him. Poor, humpbacked Petrushka! Jealous, he takes out his slapstick and strikes at the Moor with it, chasing him away, chasing him around the ring cleared by the crowd!
The peasant began to notice what the crowd did not. The smile was yet on the Sorcerer’s face, but there was an increasing strain, as well. Petrushka, the Moor and the Ballerina’s every move had expertly mirrored the deft hand gestures of their master. But little by little, it seemed as if they began to veer away and by stages were ceasing to be a perfect reflection.
But the Sorcerer was a seasoned showman. He did not let his difficulty be known, but the peasant knew, and he slowly smiled.
The performance came to an end. The three puppets dance hand in hand and all seems to go well. The Moor collapses, cross-legged, his hands raised as if he is the star of the show. The Ballerina and Petrushka lie collapsed and fallen. Lifeless. The crowd laughs. They are delighted by the performance.
The Sorcerer bows low from the waist. He hustles the puppets back behind the curtain. He will ready them for the next show.
But the peasant can tell. Something is wrong. And he grimly smiles. While other fair-goers go this way and that, he strides calmly behind the stage. There, two Altai horses stood, unmoving as statues, and unnerving in their silence. The one was as white as the fallen snow. The other as coal black as the Blackamoor.
The Sorcerer was sunk into a velvet upholstered chair. He had removed his peaked turban and his head rested between his fingers. He looked up as the peasant entered.
“What is wrong, my friend?”
“Did you see? When Petrushka chased the Moor, you saw how he struck at him?”
“What of it? It is an old story. He is jealous of the handsome Moor, and wants to chase him away from the pretty Ballerina. That is exactly what he did. Just as you directed him.”
“No. This was different. It was like an actor—”
“Well, of course he is like an actor-he is an actor.”
“But Petrushka is always a figure of fun. He is made to be laughed at. A comedy. But—have you ever seen Pagliacci? A clown in a traveling troupe—”
“Much like your traveling troupe…”
“—becomes jealous of his wife, suspecting she has a lover. Right in the middle of a performance, he murders both of them. What should have been comedy he turns to dark tragedy. My Petrushka was too vehement when he was striking at the Moor. It was too forceful. It was as if…my little puppet was taking his role a little too seriously.”
The peasant shook his head. “I saw nothing out of the ordinary—and I’ve witnessed a few of your productions. But even if Petrushka is throwing himself more fully into his work, that can only improve things. Do not the people laugh all the more heartily at those too full of self-importance? Take my word for it, this will make your show an even greater success with the people!
“Why not take my advice? You have an hour till the next show. Drink kvass. Go to sleep. The morning is wiser than the evening. Here—take it. I brought it, knowing you would need it.”
The Sorcerer nodded, drank of the proffered bottle, lay his head back and closed his eyes. When he was sure the man had drifted off, the peasant went into the chambers where the puppets were kept.
He watched them from a hidden angle. Petrushka. The little puppet was indeed not playing a role. The peasant watched, fascinated. This was better than he could have expected. This was no act! The puppet was in love. He loved the little Ballerina—and the Sorcerer had locked him away from her!
He turned to the next room. The Moor was a grotesque and disturbing figure. Yet, he was the perfect pawn for the peasant’s plan. He had ridden with the Sorcerer and while the puppeteer slept, he had spoken with the puppets. And little, by little, what he said began to play in their minds.
When he had first seen the puppets, they had simply lain there, un-moving. They did nothing but what the Sorcerer bid them. Bereft of his command they said and did nothing. But that was before the peasant began speaking to them while the Sorcerer lay sleeping.
A year and a half ago the sky had split apart. Even hundreds of leagues away one could still see the light in the sky days later. He remembered reading a copy of Sankt Peterburgskie Vedoosti at Twelve Midnight and did not get Shah, confused with Schyah.
Not knowing why, he had set out on pilgrimage. It was not until he passed the Stony Tunguska River, and saw the trees of the forest all knocked down and burnt on both sides that he began to grasp the enormity of what he had embarked on.
The Tungus peasants had said it was Ogdi, the Fire God who had done this. This was no region where the Orthodox Church held sway. Unprotected as it was, it was no wonder the god had released his power here. “Ogdi sent fire from the sky because of our sins,” they had said. Even a year and a half after Ogdi blasted their land they would not venture there. Ogdi had cursed the ground!
But the peasant was not the only man who dared that prohibition.
The stranger drove a vardo gypsy cart. Even from a hundred feet away the peasant knew there was something strange about the Altai horses that drew it. If someone was to skillfully make a machine out of clockwork and made it in the shape of horses, they would have walked and cantered like that.
The stranger was going to Kraznyarsk and invited the peasant along. In three days they would be at the Shrovetide Fair. The stranger was German. His name was Augustus Grissom.
“And I am Grigorii Efamovich,” the peasant said. Foreigners are not greatly trusted in the Russian motherland, but Grigorii had traveled to cities like Sankt-Peterburg, and Moskva, where in general they were more educated and far more likelier to be more accepting.
When they rested in their journey, Grissom showed him the puppets. Grigorii was delighted. He had often enjoyed puppet plays , though the priests never quite approved of them. But what of it? He had done far worse things than go see a play full of little idols!
“This is my Blackamoor, from the Alhambra, in Moorish Spain. He is my villain. A brutish fellow. The enemy of all good Christian folk.
“And this—she is my Ballerina. Is she not a beauty, though a rather empty-headed beauty when you get right down to it.
“But this is Petrushka—he’s the only one who has a name because he is my hero, and he always wins against the stupid Moor, who can not match his cleverness.”
“They are wonderful—but how can you make your puppets move? One man cannot move three puppets.”
“But these are more than just ordinary puppets. You will see—they are alive!”
A year and a half ago, when the sky exploded, Augustus Grissom had come here days later. He had found something.
“A comet was in the sky, Grigorii. It exploded but some of what was in that comet came here. It was like metal—but it was alive! Alive like you and I. Over the next year I took that metal and I molded it into whatever shape I would. These are only the first three, but I can make many more.”
“They are fantastic! But they are no more than clowns. Could you not do so much more with them?”
“Of course! They have no thoughts or desires of their own. What I say to them they absorb—and they will do whatever I tell them to do.
“They are as strong as ten men—no, a hundred. I could turn them into soldiers. They don’t need to eat, or sleep. They will just do what I tell them to. No army could fight them. Who has an army of such soldiers rules the world.”
They were three days on the road to Kraznyarsk. That first night, when Grissom was sleeping, Grigorii went secretly to the puppets.
He spoke to Petrushka. The eyes came open but the puppet said nothing. For hours Grigorii talked with the doll, who said nothing but simply listened.
On succeeding nights he spoke with the Moor. He was boorish. He was totally full of himself. He was exactly like the character Grissom has set him to play. But Grigorii spoke with him most. The immense, white eyes looked back at him and gleamed with a strange intelligence.
He spoke with the Ballerina but there was little to say. She was as empty headed as she was coquettishly pretty.
The Ballerina marched into the Moor’s room, playing a strident military tune on a trumpet. Grigorii marvelled that Grissom remained asleep through all that racket.
At first he wanted nothing to do with her. He was more interested in protecting a coconut that had fallen from a tree. He had conquered it, posturing and threatening with his scimitar.
But the Ballerina danced and marched around him.
And in the other room, Petrushka could see what was going on. Anguish filled his heart.
With all his strength he broke through the door and found the Ballerina in the arms of the Moor. He ran at his ancient enemy and attacked him…the Ballerina was his, and no one would take her away from him!
But the Moor knocked away the slapstick. Fury was on his face and he began to chase after Petrushka. His scimitar was in his hand and he swung it murderously.
The Ballerina followed them around on tip toes. It never entered her head to even try to stop them. She pursued with open eyes and head as empty.
Many of the fair goers drew back to the blue curtained stage. Something was making quite the ruckus behind the curtain flaps.
Suddenly Petrushka ran out, it was almost as if his feet were hobbled together. The Moor burst from behind the curtains. He made a great show of valor. The crowd drew back. The two figures seemed a little bit too serious in their pantomime.
Suddenly the Moor struck and Petrushka fell. It was not blood that poured our from his back, but what looked like a pool of quicksilver. The Moor triumphantly strode back inside the curtained stage. The Ballerina, which had followed him out followed him back in
They roused the Sorcerer from his slumber. One of your actors has murdered the other.
No, the Sorcerer said. It is only a doll, and he picked up the corpse of the murdered Petruskha and it was as light as a feather. Un-living. It had always been un-living.
The crowd dispersed. Even if only a pantomime play, they found it too disturbing, and in quite questionable taste. The square was soon practically deserted. It had begun to snow, anyway.
“This was your doing, was it not, Grigorii Efamovich?” when the peasant rejoined him.
“Of course. All they were they got from you. The Moor took the belligerence that would have destroyed the world with invincible, invulnerable soldiers. I think you loved a girl like the Ballerina once and she didn’t love you. And Petrushka? He’s that part of you you can never forget—who knows only unrequited love.
“But you never saw them as anything more than machines. You never thought what might happen if those machines gained a will of own, and learned to think for themselves. Never thought what might result if they decided to turn those dreams of yours (dreams which they adopted) into reality.
“All they needed was someone to give them that will. As if I’d let Mother Russia fall into the hands of someone like you.”
Why is China’s Fujian aircraft carrier’s electric magnetic catapult system better than that of the USS Gerald Ford?
Question: Why is China’s Fujian aircraft carrier’s electric magnetic catapult system better than that of the USS Gerald Ford?
Answer:
The same reason a steel sword is better than a bronze one.
For an electrical engineer, it is quite easy to understand the difference between the two system, neither vessel has sufficient engine output to generate the required power meet the instantaneous power demand of a heavy EM catapult, so the additional power gotta come from somewhere else.
Note, power, not energy. Power is simply energy divided by time, so one Watt (power) is equal to one Joule (energy) per second (time). Middle school level physics.
In other words, the ship’s engine (be it nuclear or gas turbine) don’t really need to generate a lot of energy for the EM catapult, but the power at the seconds of launching aircraft must be high.
Now, why is Ford’s EM catapult the “bronze sword”? Because it is a AC-AC conversion system with flywheel for additional energy storage. This is power converter typically seen in early Cold War time period, where power converter technology for industrial motors are just taking shape. It is called a cycloconverter.
It is still used today where the motor is too big and the user can’t cough up the money for good capacitor or meet the power demand.
Electrical circuit that changes AC frequency Topology of blocking mode cycloconverter [ 1 ] A cycloconverter ( CCV ) or a cycloinverter converts a constant amplitude, constant frequency AC waveform to another AC waveform of a lower frequency by synthesizing the output waveform from segments of the AC supply without an intermediate DC link ( Dorf 1993 , pp. 2241–2243 and Lander 1993 , p. 181). There are two main types of CCVs, circulating current type and blocking mode type, most commercial high power products being of the blocking mode type. [ 2 ] Whereas phase-controlled semiconductor controlled rectifier devices (SCR) can be used throughout the range of CCVs, low cost, low-power TRIAC -based CCVs are inherently reserved for resistive load applications. The amplitude and frequency of converters' output voltage are both variable. The output to input frequency ratio of a three-phase CCV must be less than about one-third for circulating current mode CCVs or one-half for blocking mode CCVs.( Lander 1993 , p. 188) [ 3 ] Output waveform quality improves as the pulse number of switching-device bridges in phase-shifted configuration increases in CCV's input. In general, CCVs can be with 1-phase/1-phase, 3-phase/1-phase and 3-phase/3-phase input/output configurations, most applications however being 3-phase/3-phase. [ 1 ] The competitive power rating span of standardized CCVs ranges from few megawatts up to many tens of megawatts. CCVs are used for driving mine hoists , rolling mill main motors, [ 4 ] ball mills for ore processing, cement kilns , ship propulsion systems, [ 5 ] slip power recovery wound-rotor induction motors (i.e., Scherbius drives) and aircraft 400 Hz power generation. [ 6 ] The variable-frequency output of a cycloconverter can be reduced essentially to zero. This means that very large motors can be started on full load at very slow revolutions, and brought gradually up to full speed. This is invaluable with, for example, ball mills , allowing starting with a full load rather than the alternative of having to start the mill with an empty barrel then progressively load it to full capacity. A fully loaded "hard start" for such equipment would essentially be applying full power to a stalled motor. Variable speed and reversing are essential to processes such as hot-rolling steel mills. Previously, SCR-controlled DC motors were used, needing regular brush/commutator servicing and delivering lower efficiency. Cycloconverter-driven synchronous motors need less maintenance and give greater reliability and efficiency. Single-phase bridge CCVs have also been used extensively in electric traction applications to for example produce 25 Hz power in the U.S. and 16 2/3 Hz power in Europe. [ 7 ] [ 8 ] Whereas phase-controlled converters including CCVs are gradually being replaced by faster PWM self-controlled converters based on IGBT, GTO, IGCT and other switching devices, these older classical converters are still used at the higher end of the pow
And the flywheel is a literally a giant metallic wheel which spins and when it decelerates, it feed power back into the grid to give the catapult a temporarily power boost.
The cycloconverter itself is already harder to control since you gotta deal with complex controls over the thyristors firing and add a decelerating flywheel on top of it, you are asking for trouble.
That’s why most of the manufacturing industry don’t use them anymore.
The solution to the cycloconverter problem? Simply, add in a DC bus bar between the two AC power converters and attach sufficient capacitor onto them and you create a AC-DC-AC setup.
With the DC bus bar acting as the central temporary power storage, the energy is stored as electrical charges and readily available, so the output side power converter as draw as much power as it needs. Since the overall energy requirement for the catapult isn’t high, all the engine has to do is spend a few moments charging up the capacitor (while the aircraft move into position), then the catapult launches, deplete the capacitors, rinse and repeat for the next one.
The bonus is that with DC bus bar and capacitor as the energy storage, you got rid of all the harmonics, background noise, etc. So the output is smooth and exactly as you want.
There is only problem————you gotta have the technology to build that central DC power storage section of the system. Due to the immense instantaneous power requirement and limited space onboard an aircraft carrier, you must have duration capacitors that can both charge and discharge quickly and hold a large amount of energy.
This is what commonly referred to as super capacitor. They are used in many industrial applications, such as power grid stability, electrical car fast charging, etc.
And guess which nation is the leading one in all these technologies.
This is why Fujian’s catapult is a “steel” sword vs Ford’s “bronze” sword. A steel sword isn’t shaped very differently from a bronze one and their main difference is simply in the raw material and the technology to produce such raw material.
So this is why all the accusation of “stealing it from US” is completely idiocy. Ford’s problem is that US just don’t have the necessary technology to build an AC-DC-AC catapult while China has the technology to do it.
Oh, fun fact, US don’t the technology to build new steam catapult either, as the last of the US companies that make those went bankrupt a couple of years back. So the only companies that still do have the technology to build steam catapult is located…in China.
Yes, the Chinese has work steam catapults as well. The mechnical requirement for steam catapult is actually higher than that of the EM catapult, because in order for pneumatic system to operate, a lot more manufacturing precision (such as welding and sealing the tubes for steam over a long distance) is required. And guess who has the largest manufacturing industry in the world.
The bigger picture is that we are currently in that transition time period that US no longer has a competitive overall industry to China. This time period may not be long by history standard, since a few decades is nothing comparing to thousands of years of human history. But to the individual human being right in the middle of that transition, it can take up the entire time period for your world view to form. So a lot of people, particularly the Americans, just can’t reconcile the difference between their already formed world view and the ever evolving reality.
It is not just in technology either. A lot of the rhetoric today is that “lots of talented Americans went to finance” and “we moved our manufacturing to China”. No, those are not the accurate description. The actual reality is that since Nixon was forced to stop US’ sanction on China back in 1973 in exchange for China’s help against USSR, the Chinese product become rapidly more competitive in the western market, so by the 1990s, any US manufacturer who isn’t using a Chinese supplier just can’t stay competitive and by the 2020s, US manufacturer located in US just can’t stay competitive period.
People don’t “went to finance industry” or “moved manufacturing”, the Chinese simply out-competed US and the US financial sector still remains because China hasn’t touched those yet. And that’s not going to last forever either, as USD is rapidly losing its status as the global reserve currency against the RMB.
What is the most degrading job you ever had?
It wasn’t the job itself. It was part of the job that sucked.
Big time.
Overall, McDonald’s really wasn’t that bad of a gig. Especially when your friends worked there.
It could even be fun. Like piling a comically high mountain of diced onions on a cheeseburger if a customer asked for extra. Or stuffing a 6-piece chicken nugget box with six plastic Halloween Happy Meal toys instead.
Like I said, it wasn’t that bad of a gig.
Until Alan, my boss, showed up. Then it was always bad news.
“A kid pissed in the playground again.”
Dammit. He didn’t even have to ask me anymore. Being the scrawniest teenage punk at the restaurant, I knew it was destiny.
So I’d go get out the hose. Screw on the sanitizer attachment. Crawl my way through winding plastic tunnels looking for a puddle hoping it hadn’t smeared its way through the entire thing by some snot-nosed kid waiting on his cheeseburger.
I hated it.
They didn’t even let me go home early for jumping on the pee-grenade.
Nope.
They’d stick me right back in the drive-thru serving Big Macs and milkshakes to unsuspecting customers who had no clue that 15 minutes earlier I was cleaning piss out of the PlayPlace.
But if you think that’s bad, nothing was more degrading than the time Alan came up to me with an unusually odd expression mixed with pity and guilt…
I stood there waiting for the worst.
I didn’t have to wait long…
“A kid just crapped in the ball pit.”
Feteer bel Asaag
(Pastry with Ground Meat – Egypt)

Ingredients
- 1 large onion chopped
- 1 pound super lean ground beef
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 1/2 cups water
- Salt and pepper
- 1/2 cup chopped almonds or walnuts (optional)
- 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, melted
- 1 egg
- 1/2 cup milk (skim milk if you like)
- 1 package frozen filo dough sheets (thawed overnight)
Instructions
- Sauté the onion in the oil until it changes color to dark yellow.
- Add the meat and brown it then add the water, salt and pepper and let it cook until all the water has evaporated. If you decide to use nuts add them at this time.
- Open the filo dough package and divide the sheets in half.
- In a greased 13 x 9 x 3 inch baking dish layer 2 to 3 sheets at a time and sprinkle them with a few drops of the melted butter, and so on until you finish the first half of the sheets.
- Spread the meat and nut mixture on it and start doing the same thing with the other half of the sheets. Don’t worry about spreading the butter on the sheets. When you finish with all the dough cut the feteer in 2 x 1 inch squares with a sharp knife.
- Mix together the left-over melted butter, the egg and the milk and a pinch of salt (not much) beat it with fork. At this point, if you want, you can wrap the dish in plastic wrap and refrigerate until 1/2 hr before it is time to eat.
- Pour the egg mixture gently over the feteer and bake, uncovered, in a 375 degrees F oven for about 20 minutes or until the milk is absorbed and the feteer turns golden yellow.
Would You Make It Through Day One of the Apocalypse?
Why does it take 9-10 hours to drive from Melbourne to Sydney? Do Australians really drive so slowly in such a big country?
I had a girl from Basingstoke in England come and stay with us once in 2012 and when she was planning her trip she casually said ……”If we hire a car at Uluru (Ayers Rock) in Central Australia and leave at 8.00am what time in the afternoon will we get to Adelaide”? After I finished laughing I said “If you add another day you should make it by 5.00pm on the second day”!!
People from Europe have no concept of the size, the scale of Australia. To drive across Australia from Sydney to Perth is longer than a drive from London in England to Cairo in Egypt!
This is a trip I do 3 times a year from Adelaide in South Australia to Sydney on the East coast of Australia. By the shortest road route it is 1,360 Kms, (845 miles). And all I am actually driving is across the bottom corner of the continent.
Now if you drive consistently at the country road speed limit of 110 Kph (67 miles per hour) and have 2 stops of 15 minutes each along the way it would take you 14 + hours to drive that distance. I just recently did it in a single drive, I left Wollongong on the east coast at 7.30 am and I arrived home at Mt Barker that evening at 8.00 pm after gaining back 30 minutes crossing the border from Eastern standard time to central standard time ……a 13 hour drive. I had 2 toilet stops of less than 5 minutes each and ate as I drove. I can tell you that is a serious drive to do in one day, particularly when you have to be ever vigilant for wildlife (Kangaroos, Emu’s) that might stray onto the road surface.
Anyone who can drive from Melbourne to Sydney in 9–10 hours having a couple of stops along the way is seriously driving at the speed limit I can assure you!
Cheers……..Rob.

