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When we focus on the present moment and embrace a little peace and calm, everything falls into place

Not sure how much I can say legally, so I’ll just say this was a friend of mine.

A friend of mine had bought this expensive property in Orlando to use as a short term rental (e.g. Airbnb, vrbo, etc). My friend lives in Tampa, so he had planned to manage this property long distance.

He quickly found that he was in over his head and decided to hire a property manager. We’ll call this property manager Justin.

Justin promised my friend amazing profits if he let Justin’s team manage the property. My friend wasn’t sure at first, but Justin called him almost every day promising him that he could bring in way more money and take the burden off my friend.

At this point, my friend was so burned out from his fulltime job and so tired of trying to manage this property in addition to his long term rentals, that he finally caved and hired Justin.

As soon as Justin was hired, all contact stopped. When my friend asked any questions Justin was radio silent and wouldn’t respond.

Eventually Justin said to contact his assistant with questions because he was busy.

In the meantime, Justin wasn’t getting many bookings. And with the few bookings he was getting, Justin was making a huge profit off the cleaning fee, but the payout to my friend barely covered the utility bills.

After a few months of this, my friend let Justin know that he couldn’t afford to operate like this. With mortgage and HOA, it was costing him well over 3000 a month.

Justin was unresponsive, so my friend gave his official notice to the assistant that he wanted to end the contract, which allowed for a 60-day out.

Justin then blew up my friends phone begging to keep the contract as the holidays were coming up, which meant big money.

My friend by that point no longer trusted Justin and wanted out so he stayed firm and politely said no he couldn’t do it.

Justin could finish out his current bookings and the contract was to end.

However, after my friend gave his notice Justin went silent again and he completely stopped paying my friend.

As Justin was finishing out his last 2 months of bookings my friend constantly asked for his cut of the payment. He asked Justin and the assistant at least 10 times before giving up. We’re talking several thousand dollars at this point, and my friend was terrified his house was going to go into foreclosure because he simply couldn’t afford the mortgage and HOA.

Realizing that Justin had no intentions on paying him, my friend thought, why continue to let him finish his bookings? He was just enriching himself and had no concern whatsoever with horrible position he left my friend in.

So my friend sent a final warning on Christmas Eve, if he didn’t receive payment, no more guests would be allowed in.

Of course, Justin ignored this. Only Justin didn’t realize my friend had control of the door. Like many short term rentals, it was a combination lock that you can control from your phone.

I should mention at this point, Justin had a five star rating on Airbnb as a superhost. This was extremely important to his business and getting clients. The listing for my friend’s property had rave reviews as well.

After my friend heard nothing back on Christmas Eve, he changed the door code. Justin had guests arriving on Christmas Day.

On Christmas Day, at four o’clock, my friends phone blew up. It was Justin asking why the door code wasn’t working and that there was a guest outside.

My friend calmly told Justin that no more guests were welcome since he had stopped paying. He would gladly open the door if Justin paid what he owed right then and there.

Justin, enraged, demanded my friend unlock the door and he would send the payment later that day. My friend knew Justin had no intention in paying so he said he would wait for payment.

Justin said no, my friend had no right to do this as it would ruin his page and perfect rating and destroy his business.

There was a lot of back and forth with Justin threatening to break down the door, so my friend called the police and had them go over to the property.

Once the police were there, they contacted my friend and put my friend in direct contact with the guests. My friend then gave the guests the door code and told them not to tell Justin. He didn’t want them to be screwed over just because of his dispute with Justin.

He also told them to leave a one star rating explaining their horrible experience and to make sure they got a full refund from Justin. I’m not sure if they got their money back, but if not, at least their Christmas wasn’t ruined.

Justin had threatened to put some kind of lien on the house so my friend could never sell or rent the house, but little did Justin know the house was already sold. The closing had been scheduled to take place right after Justin’s last guest, so it was all above board.

After this incident, Justin’s listing disappeared. His overall rating went down slightly as well. I’m not sure it affected his business all that much unfortunately, but my friend felt pretty good about that small amount of revenge he was able to get.

My friend is considering suing for the money that Justin owes, but not sure it’s worth the headache at this point. He got a nice little profit from the sale of the house so he’s pretty content with that.

First thing first, your “whole world” is just US and her sick kicks. They cannot represent the whole world by territorial area or population… unless by level of arrogance.

And gimme a break here, people from“Your world” cannot understand the different between Chinese from China and Singaporean, or even distinguish Chinese from other east Asians, how can they possibly be sure which Chinese to hate? LOL

The only reason “your whole world” hate Chinese from China is because China is “threatening” “your whole world”, with a different mindset of peace comparing to your bullies, with fair trade based on mutual respect comparing to your position of strength, with better and cheaper products and services than yours…. Unlike China, Singapore as a small power, is not a big concern to “your whole world”. You don’t hate Singaporean Chinese, cause their country is not seen as a “systemetic threat” of “your whole world”, they are not the target of your propaganda machine, but China is. The media of “your whole world” is smearing China 24*7, make you hate their people, their products, their ideology and culture, their history, even Chinese food, everything…with stupidness and lies.

When I was a kid, growing up out West, you could still drink the water out of many (if not all) streams out in the wilderness in the western U.S., especially in the mountains. We did it all the time, and it used to taste amazing. This all ended rather abruptly right after the construction of the Alaskan pipeline. A theory at the time was that construction crews’ poor sanitation caused giardia to spread even into remote wilderness areas, so that hikers, etc., had to start using filtration devices. I was never sure if this was true, or just a handy excuse.

Another factor is that the Victorian people (i.e., 19th century) had much more rugged stomachs than we do. They lived in a world without antibiotics, in which a lot of people died. Much of the population drank polluted water, back then, and although it did millions, especially children (as it still does in developing countries), adults seem to have been relatively fine. As a historian, I find relatively few accounts of people dealing with waterborne illnesses as adults. That, however, is just anecdotal. A walk through any 19th century graveyard shows you that death rates were pretty high among people in their 20s and 30s, who wouldn’t be dying today.

Out West, cowboys probably knew not to drink water in areas heavily polluted by cattle herds. There would have been plenty of other creeks and springs, however, that provided fresh water, and running water does tend to “purify” as contaminants settle out over a certain distance. Some of the modern pollutants and contaminants, however, don’t self-correct like that, and can travel much farther, and linger in the environment.

The 19th century world was so much cleaner than ours, in so many ways, that if you experienced it, you’d probably be shocked. Cities were much dirtier, mostly, but the countryside was much, much cleaner.

Richard Wolff EXPLAINS The Real China Conflict Is Not What YOU Think

Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Philosophical Piñata

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for another whimsical adventure on Sir Whiskerton’s farm, where the animals are as eccentric as ever, and the mischief is always just a whisker away. Today’s tale involves the farmer, who has been having increasingly surreal philosophical discussions with Bartholomew the Piñata about corn growth. Things take a turn for the absurd when Gnomeo the Wandering Gnome appears, throwing everything into chaos. Cluckster the Rooster makes things worse, the chickens don’t help, and just when it seems like all hope is lost, the (Divine) Llama appears to save the day. So, grab your sense of humor and let’s dive into The Case of the Philosophical Piñata.


The Plot Thickens

It all began on a quiet morning when Sir Whiskerton was enjoying his usual sunbeam on the barn roof. The peace was shattered by the sound of the farmer’s voice, deep in conversation with Bartholomew the Piñata.

“You see, Bartholomew,” the farmer said, gesturing dramatically to the cornfield, “corn growth is a metaphor for life. Each stalk represents a choice, a path, a destiny. But how do we know which path is the right one? How do we nurture our corn—our souls—to reach their fullest potential?”

Bartholomew, as always, said nothing, his goofy grin unwavering.

Sir Whiskerton sighed. “This is getting out of hand. The farmer’s been talking to that piñata for weeks, and now he’s gone full philosopher. Someone needs to intervene.”

But before Sir Whiskerton could act, a tiny figure appeared at the edge of the cornfield. It was Gnomeo the Wandering Gnome, his pointy hat tilted at a jaunty angle and a mischievous twinkle in his eye.

“Greetings, farm folk!” Gnomeo said, his voice high-pitched and cheerful. “I am Gnomeo, the Wandering Gnome, and I have come to… well, wander! And maybe cause a little chaos. Mostly chaos.”

Sir Whiskerton groaned. “Just what we need. A gnome.”


Gnomeo’s Chaos

Gnomeo wasted no time in making his presence known. He began rearranging the farmer’s tools, turning the scarecrow upside down, and even painting the chickens’ coop bright pink. The chickens, naturally, were not amused.

“What in the name of clucking is going on?!” Doris the Hen squawked, flapping her wings in panic.

Harriet clucked in agreement. “Going on! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian promptly fainted into a pile of hay.

Cluckster the Rooster, ever the opportunist, decided to join in the chaos. “This is my moment to shine!” he crowed, puffing out his chest. “I shall lead the chickens in a rebellion against this gnome!”

But Cluckster’s idea of a rebellion involved a lot of squawking, flapping, and running in circles, which only made things worse. The chickens, now thoroughly confused, began chasing their own tails, while Gnomeo laughed and danced around them.


The Farmer’s Surreal Philosophy

Meanwhile, the farmer continued his philosophical discussions with Bartholomew, completely oblivious to the chaos around him. “Bartholomew,” the farmer said, stroking his chin thoughtfully, “if a cornstalk grows in a field and no one is around to see it, does it truly exist? Or is existence merely a construct of our perception?”

Bartholomew, as always, said nothing, his goofy grin unwavering.

Sir Whiskerton, watching from the barn roof, sighed deeply. “This is getting ridiculous. The farmer’s lost in a philosophical haze, the gnome’s causing chaos, and the chickens are… well, being chickens. Someone needs to restore order.”


The Divine Llama Saves the Day

Just when it seemed like all hope was lost, a calm, serene presence appeared on the horizon. It was the (Divine) Llama, her gentle whistling filling the air and her calm demeanor soothing even the most frazzled nerves.

“Greetings, farm folk,” the Llama said, her voice soft and melodic. “I sense there is chaos here. Allow me to help.”

The moment the Llama stepped into the barnyard, everything changed. Gnomeo stopped his mischief and sat down, cross-legged, to meditate. Cluckster stopped squawking and began to hum a peaceful tune. Even the chickens stopped chasing their tails and settled down, their feathers ruffled but calm.

The farmer, still deep in conversation with Bartholomew, looked up and blinked. “Ah, Llama! You’ve come at the perfect time. Bartholomew and I were just discussing the existential implications of corn growth. Care to join us?”

The Llama smiled gently. “Perhaps another time, Farmer. For now, let us focus on the present moment.”


The Moral of the Story

As the sun set and the barnyard returned to its usual peaceful state, Sir Whiskerton addressed the gathered animals. “Well, my friends, it seems we’ve learned an important lesson today.”

Doris clucked softly. “That gnomes are trouble?”

Sir Whiskerton shook his head. “No, Doris. The lesson is that sometimes, life gets chaotic, and we get lost in our own thoughts. But when we focus on the present moment and embrace a little peace and calm, everything falls into place.”

Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow nodded dreamily. “Like, the present is where it’s at, man.”

Jazzpurr strummed his bongo. “Yeah, man. Just ride the wave.”

Ferdinand, ever the diva, quacked, “And if you must philosophize, at least do it with style!”

The animals laughed, and even Gnomeo joined in, his pointy hat bobbing with each chuckle.


A Happy Ending

And so, the barnyard returned to its usual routines, the chaos of the day replaced by a sense of peace and calm. The farmer continued his philosophical discussions with Bartholomew, but now with a newfound appreciation for the present moment. Gnomeo, having learned his lesson, decided to wander off to another farm, promising to cause less chaos next time.

Ditto, who had been watching from the sidelines, echoed, “Present moment! Present moment!”

Echo, not to be outdone, added, “Present moment! Present moment!”

And with that, the barnyard settled into a peaceful evening, the sounds of Jazzpurr’s bongo and the Llama’s gentle whistling filling the air.

The End.

The US government is the protector of US corporations, and the US military is the ultimate protector of US security and business interests.

The US wants the whole world to use technologies owned by US corporations because:

  • US corporations are listed on US capital markets, and the more revenue they earn, the more it helps solidify the US’s leadership as the center of global capital where everyone must go to raise capital.
  • US capital markets use the US dollar, so if they do well, the more demand there is globally for the US dollar.
  • If foreign governments use US dollars and depend on US capital markets, they can be sanctioned by the US Congress and government if they break the rules.
  • Digital products and services sold by US corporations make it easy for US signal intelligence organizations to monitor what is going on all over the world using security protection as the justification.
  • The US mainstream media uses digital services as a delivery system to deliver a Judeo-Christian narrative based on western values to followers all over the world.

US AI startups are not original because they are built to support ROI for their investors; this is done by insuring a technology monopoly held by US corporations. This way, the US can insure its technology monopoly by controlling the rollout of new technologies all over the world, and providing a steady revenue stream and income for US corporations.

DeepSeek is a direct threat to this technology monopoly and revenue because it offers a much cheaper open-source alternative. It is a multi-prong threat because:

  • It is much cheaper, meaning there is much less need for US corporate-owned hardware (NVidia) and software (OpenAI, Meta, etc.) to develop and launch AI products and services. Instead of AI being owned by US corporations, local governments and societies can develop cheaper alternatives, with none of the revenue flowing to US corporations and buoying the valuation of those US corporations in US capital markets.
  • Less demand for US equipment and services mean less demand for the US dollar from other governments.
  • If foreign governments use non-US AI hardware and software, how will the US government and Congress sanction foreign governments if they pursue policies which are not US-friendly?
  • If foreign governments use non-US AI hardware and software, how will the US security and intelligence apparatus find out what other countries and societies are doing?
  • If foreign governments use non-US AI hardware and software, how will the US media deliver the Judeo-Christian values narrative to non-US audiences, and maintain the view that the West has better values than everyone else, and is better in all aspects than China?

Apricot Chicken Tajine

Preventing heart disease starts right in the kitchen.

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Yield: 4 servings; serving size: 1 chicken breast

Ingredients

  • 1 tablespoon canola oil 15 mL
  • 4 small skinless chicken breasts
  • 1 yellow onion, sliced
  • 1 tablespoon minced garlic 15 mL
  • 1 tablespoon minced ginger 15 mL
  • 1 tablespoon turmeric 15 mL
  • 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg 5 mL
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 5 mL
  • 1 saffron thread (optional)
  • 1 cup low-sodium vegetable broth 250 mL
  • 1 cup dried apricots, halved 250 mL
  • 1 (14 ounce/398 mL) can garbanzo beans
  • 1 cup diced fresh tomatoes 250 mL
  • 1/2 cup cashews, chopped, toasted 125 mL
  • 2 tablespoons fresh chopped cilantro 30 mL

Instructions

  1. In tagine or large saucepan, add canola oil and brown chicken breasts 3-5 minutes.
  2. Remove chicken and set aside.
  3. Add onions, garlic, and ginger. Sauté 3 minutes.
  4. Add turmeric, nutmeg, cinnamon, saffron and vegetable broth. Simmer for 3 minutes.
  5. Add apricots, beans and tomatoes. Bring to simmer again and add chicken breasts.
  6. Set stovetop to low heat, cover and cook for 20 to 30 minutes until chicken is completely cooked.
  7. Serve over couscous. Garnish with toasted cashews and cilantro.

Oh, By The Way

Submitted into Contest #210 in response to: Write a story about a character who is trying to share groundbreaking news, but isn’t being taken seriously. view prompt

Ellen Neuborne

Wow, what to say on my last day of 30 years at the Press-Caller? It has been a wild ride. How else can you describe a career that peaked at “managing editor” and finishes now with “redundant.” And yet I do have something important to tell you before I go.It has been a pleasure and a privilege to work with all of you these many years. Well, some of you. Actually, none of you since I’m the last of the pre-merger staff to remain. I remember well the last round of staff cuts. And the one before it. And the one before that. And the one that came less than 24 hours after the representative from the hedge fund brought a bullhorn to the newsroom to announce the takeover was complete and that we shouldn’t panic because there would be no layoffs and we should all return to putting out the special edition.There is a thing to tell you before I follow them out the door.I have so many fond memories of our last year together.Remember the time when the Editor-In-Chief was replaced by the Content Concierge? Dear CC, so many of my best moments have you in them. Remember that your first mandate was to cut half the reporters and rehire 10% of them as freelance contributors? Remember when you fired Dave Eisenberg for plagiarism because you discovered evidence that he’d copied and pasted from a book into his file? Remember you could tell because the mark  –30­– was in the copy and you howled with laughter that he’d been so sloppy as to include the page number in his cut and paste? Remember when I told you that –30– was actually newspaper mark to indicate the end of file? It’s used because the notation won’t slip by a proofreader. Or SpellCheck software. Remember I said that Eisenberg was a pro and had never plagiarized anyone in his two decades in the business? Do you remember my telling you that in the meeting? Or maybe you didn’t hear me over the howling. And I admit it was hard to hear anything after Dave pulled the fire alarm whilst being escorted out of the building. Good times. 

Remember when you banned all copy-editing marks as “stupid and ridiculous” and insisted everyone use “normal words” when writing anything into the system. Remember when you fired the photo editor for using “caption TK” because it was “old and stupid” and then the following month the front page ran with the phrase “two sentence description of that idiot goes here” under the photo of the mayor. Because of that spell checking thing I told you about, remember? It doesn’t stop at real words just because you didn’t mean to use them print. Anyway, wow, was the mayor steamed. And it sure was shame when she cancelled every Town Hall subscription and stopped giving interviews to P-C reporters and we haven’t had any Town Hall coverage that didn’t appear in a press release since. That was a mess, wasn’t it? Memories!

 

That was just one of the ways you infused the newsroom with your trademark “lean startup” process. Or perhaps that was someone else’s trademark? No matter. You owned it. The productivity study in which you set an airhorn alarm to blare every 15 minutes and told us to record what we were doing at that moment in time was so creative. Sad it had to be cut short when too many noted: Thinking of ways to kill Content Concierge. Clearly, you were ahead of the curve on that. And your idea to give away Christmas tree ornaments to all subscribers – bravo! Who would ever guess there was a voice-activated live stream camera embedded in each cute little snowflake. The consumer data captured by spying on Christmas morning was tremendous. And who knew so many couples celebrated Christmas Eve with a little nookie under the mistletoe? I guess we should be glad that child songster only saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. We’ve seen a lot more. All of us. Since you harvested that video, made a best-of reel and showed it at random staff meetings.

 

Of course, I’ll never forget the day I arrived at work and the entire second floor of the building was dark. The memo announcing the “right-sizing” of the accounting, advertising, IT and HR to off-shore providers circulated later. When I peered through the glass door, all I could see was a lone table with an unplugged computer and a thin ray of light from the back stairwell. I told you I was sorry we hadn’t had time for a goodbye cake. We used to have a goodbye cake when a single individual left the Press-Caller. Certainly, the demise of four departments met that standard. You laughed and said: “Let them eat cake.” It strikes me that the one time you were joking, you were actually, terrifyingly, honest. Marie A. would be proud.

 

There is the thing that I wanted to mention in my exit interview but I’m told by the now-remote HR that I won’t be having one? Is that a new policy? I’m reminded of the time when you told me if I was so eager to continue in management, I could manage the summer interns. Weren’t they a nifty bunch? So smart and sharp to be born to the members of the Board and senior management! And so clever of you to allow one unconnected applicant to slip through so he could see up close and personal what his life would be like should he decide to hit “send” on those applications to the Ivy League. What insights you’ve given him!

 

Of course, the interns displayed their smarts over and over again. In fact, they did it routinely, right before every deadline you gave them. That “computer error” that they used to experience all the time? The one you never really did understand that seemed to scramble their screens at random? That wasn’t a software flaw; it’s a hack they learned from social media. The account is called How To Succeed As An Intern Without Really Trying. By scrambling the copy or excel sheet or really whatever you’d assigned to them and bursting into tears over the apparent unforced technical issue, the interns could spend more of the summer on their phones without really working. You were so so sympathetic to their computer problems. It really was one of your shining moments.

 

I did request a meeting with you to discuss the interns and their software shenanigans. And it was such a pleasure to be yelled at in front of your executive assistant’s desk as I made that request. So many of the staff were able to hear you tell me that if I couldn’t handle a bunch of children, perhaps I was past my prime. Such a magnificent leadership statement! It was all anyone could talk about for days. Even me. Which is why I did forget until just how about the thing I wanted to tell you before I go.

 

So, you sent me back to the interns, back to my chair since you determined I wouldn’t need a desk anymore, to sit by the door and watch the little rascals play their little phone games. And watch the one – the unconnected one – take it all in.

 

It was just yesterday, after you’d sent your assistant to fire me by handing me an envelope and reading the “redundancy” instructions from an index card. It was then, when the youngster approached me and showed me the most remarkable thing on his phone. I really did mean to share it with you, but security showed up so quickly that I never had the chance. I can’t say I can manage texting while two men have me by the elbows. It’s a brave new world!

 

So, good-bye all, good luck. And oh, by the way, dear CC, I’ve been meaning to tell you: Eisenberg and one of the old IT guys got into that lonely second floor computer. With the help of the interns, they’ve hacked the internal communications system and beginning today at 6 am, it’s been running in a display loop on a billboard in Times Square. I’m on my way to catch the train there now. Hopefully I won’t miss the really good parts like vendor contracts, customer accounts, and of course, emails. All of them. Including this one.

 

Best regards,

Jill

The existance of a prosper China is scary enough,

because it indicates that:

  • there are certainly other paths to modernization and prosperity. so western democracy and liberalism are not the only way.
  • socialist China may be better than pure blood capitalism, which means that socialism may not be an evil and backward thing.

Recently, the US embassy in Beijing posted something on Weibo:

发布了头条文章:美国平均家庭净资产近12… 来自美国驻华大使馆 – 微博
发布了头条文章:《美国平均家庭净资产近120万美元》 美联储发布的统计显示,2023年底美国家庭净资产升至创纪录的156.2万亿美元,按1.3亿家庭计算,平均每户资产约120万美元。不过,根据美联储对2022年的家庭财务分析,如果按每户净资产中位数计算的话,每户为19.2万美元,也就是说有一半的家庭净资产在19.2万美元以下。 O 网页链接 ° 美国平均家庭净资产近120万美元

Google Translate:

Statistics released by the Federal Reserve show that the net worth of American households will rise to a record high of $156.2 trillion by the end of 2023. Based on 130 million households, the average asset per household is about $1.2 million.

However, according to the Federal Reserve’s analysis of household finances in 2022, if calculated based on the median net worth of each household, it will be $192,000 per household, which means that half of the households have a net worth below $192,000.

Due to the very bad math education, US embassy may not know what these numbers mean.

The average household property of US families is 1.2 million USD, while the median number is only 0.192 million.

The median is only 16% of average.

This indicates a huge gap between the rich and the poor, since the bottom 50% of US family only own 2.5% of all household properties.

The average net value of bottom 50% families is 5000USD, which means that many of them have negative properties, i.e. they have more debt than property.

What really shocked me is not the wealth gap being so big in the US, because I already know that. What shocked me is that China’s median household property is 40% of average, and it’s about the same as Germany (37%) and France (40%).


What would the people of the US think when they know that not only China is a prosper country, but the weath gap in there is much better than in here?

It would move the justifiability foundation of the US government: “If we are the best in the world, then why China is better?”

This is why US government rating China as a “No No” place for tourist, the same level as the places under military conflict, just to scare the people of the US to not go to China and see the truth.

With more and more people knowing how China really is, they will start to question about their own system, and that will hurt the vested interest groups and shake the foundation of the US.

We had closed escrow on a brand new house after having waited the whole year for it to be built. When we arrive at our new house for the first time, we do a walk-around and find a garden hose hooked up to our water spigot, going over the fence into the neighbors’ back yard. We peer over the fence to see that the neighbors are filling their swimming pool on our water account (still to this day the most expensive water company we’ve ever seen, and their prices only got worse in later years). The kicker was that their house was the largest model and they’d had it built with what must have been at least a $100k upgraded backyard complete with travertine tile and pavers, full BBQ island, and the swimming pool. Our house was much more modest and we couldn’t even afford to put in a backyard when we built.

We turned off the water, disconnected their hose and tossed it to their side of the fence. They didn’t acknowledge the water theft, but gave us an assortment of gift cards to various places (movies, sandwich shop, coffee, ice cream). The funniest part was that only one of the cards actually had any value at all. They had literally just emptied their wallet of whatever stray gift cards were there and presented them as if in apology.

A few months later they added a $300k solar system to their roof. So to put it bluntly, they could afford the water far more than we could, they just didn’t want to pay to fill their pool if they didn’t have to, and figured we’d never know.

They’ve since moved out—good riddance!

The Most Entertaining Lie a Tenant Ever Told Us

A middle-aged woman applied to rent our house but left the “employment” section of her application blank. Naturally, we asked how she planned to pay rent. Her answer? Oil and gas royalties. Sounded reasonable—it’s Texas, after all.

For the first four months, everything seemed fine. She paid rent on time via ACH on the 1st of every month. Then, we got a call from a concerned neighbor: a man had just been hauled out of the house in handcuffs.

We called the police to confirm and casually asked, “By the way, have you been there before?” Their answer? “Yes—four times in four months.”

That was enough for us. We told her she had to move out. This was a quiet neighborhood, and we weren’t about to turn it into a police hotspot. We gave her six weeks to leave, found a new tenant, and moved on.

A couple of years later, another tenant moved out, and we showed the house to a police detective. As soon as he walked in, he casually said, “Oh, I’ve been in this house before. Sat at that kitchen table.”

Turns out, he was the arresting officer when our former tenant was busted. Her crime? Running a brothel.

All those police calls? Neighbors had been reporting suspicious activity to Crime Stoppers—cars coming and going at all hours. I assume they thought she was dealing drugs, but nope… she had a very different kind of business.

She went to jail.

Of course, we couldn’t wait to call the neighbor and fill her in. And our handyman? He was thrilled to hear the news—he had always refused to go there alone because she kept making moves on him.

Just another wild chapter in our years of landlording.

TIKTOK is BACK In the APP STORE But Americans Are Staying On Chinese Rednote App

Too late.

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