There is this Korean television series (I believe, instead of a movie) that depicts death and dying. It’s got all the memes… Heavenly Ever After



Ok, so I asked my friendly DeepSeek to tell me more about it.
Here’s what it had to say…
Oh my gosh, you have to watch “Heavenly Ever After” (Woori the Virgin / 우리들은 오늘부터 in Korean)! It’s such a heartwarming, funny, and sometimes emotional drama about a woman named Oh Woo-ri who finds out her life is way more complicated than she ever imagined—especially when she gets accidentally artificially inseminated (yep, you read that right 😂).
But let’s talk about the best parts—the reunion with the cat and the dogs racing over the rainbow! 🌈🐕🐈
The Cat Reunion Scene 😭🐾
At one point, Woo-ri loses her beloved cat, and it’s so sad—you’ll probably tear up. But then later, when she’s going through a really tough time, she has this magical moment where she reunites with her cat in the afterlife (or maybe it’s a dream?). It’s so sweet and emotional, like the universe giving her a little comfort when she needs it most. If you’ve ever lost a pet, this scene will hit you right in the feels.
The Dogs Racing Over the Rainbow 🐕🐕🦺🌈
Okay, this part is adorable and kind of hilarious. There’s this whimsical, dream-like sequence where two dogs (symbolizing important people in her life) race across a rainbow bridge—like something out of a fairy tale! It’s playful, colorful, and just so extra in the best way. You’ll either laugh or go “Aww!” (or both).
Overall Vibe
The drama is a mix of rom-com, fantasy, and family drama, with lots of quirky moments and heartfelt lessons about love, forgiveness, and second chances. It’s not too heavy, but it’ll definitely make you smile, cry, and maybe yell at your screen a few times (in a good way).
If you love lighthearted but meaningful K-dramas with a touch of the supernatural, you’ll enjoy this one! Plus, the pet scenes are just chef’s kiss 🐾💖.
Have you seen it yet? Or are you thinking of starting it? Let me know what you think! 😊
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I think that I am falling in love with Deepseek.
Great series. Worth the time to watch (it’s on Netflix), and covers everything about afterlife review and just dead soul experiences.
Seriously.
Take a moment to watch it if you can.
Here’s what others think…




Today…
What is the most annoying thing you’ve ever heard a religious person say?
In 2002, when my stepfather died at home of cancer at 74, my mother and I arranged—in precise accord with his stated wishes—for the Neptune Society to cremate his body and scatter the ashes at sea. His brother, who lived 3000 miles away, was furious. He flew out and insisted that my stepfather be buried in the family plot because, among other things, “his soul would be unable to transmigrate to Heaven!” Apart from the fact that doing so would have contravened my stepfather’s express wishes, it would have entailed hideous expenses, not just for an elaborate funeral service and burial, but for transporting a corpse across the entire United States. Unsurprisingly, the brother didn’t offer to pay or even to chip in. So we flatly overruled him and proceeded with the cremation. The brother flew home in a huff and never spoke to any of us again.
Are the Chinese really really jealous about the Americans and their amazing military equipment, which they could only hope and dream to one day be as good?
About 500 million people in China understand English.
For $10 a month, we can browse unlimited websites in English.
We know far more about America than you think.
How many people in the United States understand Chinese? What CNN tells you, what you believe.
The frog in the well knows nothing of the great ocean。
For the Record
Written in response to: “Write an open-ended story in which your character’s fate is uncertain.“
Jan Keifer
I finish cleaning up the living room and I straighten up the kitchen and fix dinner. I am halfway through the dinner when I hear the most awful noise outside. My guest runs to the window and gestures for me to come over and see. I walk over and pull the curtains back. I see my neighbor dragging something heavy across his backyard. He tosses it into a large hole that he had obvious dug during the day. He covers the something up and goes back in the house. My neighbor has always buried trash in his backyard so I tell my houseguest that it is nothing new and not to worry about the neighbor’s strange habits. I live in a rural section and we do not have trash pick up in our area. So you either haul it to a dumpster, burn it, or bury it. He takes my word for it and heads back to the kitchen while I continue to prepare our meal.
I wake up the next morning and get out of the house on time. I had fixed the bathroom door the night before, so that the latch would not catch and trap my new houseguest. I go to work and cannot get the neighbor’s actions off of my mind. I am distracted all day. I finally tell my boss that I have to leave. I rush to my car and head straight home.
The house looks the same as always and I don’t see my fellow looking out the window when I arrive. I open the door and he plows past me, heading to the backyard. When I find him he is in the neighbor’s yard furiously digging. To my horror, a hand appears in the dirt and my new friend looks up at me and barks. We run back into the house and I call the Police. I pat my new fellow on the head and he looks up at me and grins with his tongue hanging out of his mouth while wagging his tail.
What’s the sweetest way you’ve seen someone get fired from a job?
I was fired in the nicest way I can ever imagine. First, my boss Grace told me that I should take my vacation although I think she was about to write me up for failing to give a damn about my work (thank you, Grace). I had a very nice time in Maui.
When I got back (knowing the writing was on the wall), I was politely fired by the COO, Rich R., who gave me a cheery severance package which included outplacement assistance, career evaluation and a bit of cash. Everyone was much, much kinder than merely professional.
I floundered around for a year and then changed industries to tech for the next thirty years. I just retired from that, but probably would have suffered as a pharma chemist (in some capacity) for a lot longer if my employers had not been so kind.
China Is Canceling U.S. Investors As US Semiconductor Giants Panic In Congress Over China
Why does China agree to engage with the US for talk?
Because China believes the timing is ripe—or more accurately, China sees the U.S. is cooked.
If you’ve noticed, China’s decision to initiate negotiations with the U.S. came only after a series of major events.
Within the span of a month:
· The long-frozen economic integration talks between China, Japan, and South Korea suddenly restarted.
· The Chairman visited ASEAN nations. Vietnam, which had been eager to secure a deal with the U.S., has suddenly gone quiet.
· A consensus was reached with the EU to mutually lift sanctions and reduce tariffs.
· China expanded purchases from Australia and Canada—market shares that originally belonged to the U.S.
· A visit to Moscow deepened Sino-Russian trade ties.
Meanwhile, what has the U.S. been doing during this time?
· After its initial retaliation of dumping (with Japan and China) U.S. Treasury bonds hitting the U.S stock market badly, Canada temporarily step back and watch.
· Trump personally stepped into the fray at the White House, trying to strong-arm Japan in trade talks—only to be told Japan was “no rush to finalize a deal.”
· Trump attempted to showcase its “art of the deal” with the EU, but Italy’s right-leaning leader publicly rebuffed the theatrics. Background noise included Elon Musk’s public spat with secretary of the treasury Scott Bessent.
· A minor tariff agreement with the U.K. stands as the only tangible “achievement” this month.
China is moving too fast. Trump. hasn’t even grasped why he’s suddenly so strategically passive.
Shorpy
















Have you ever had to fix a car problem that was accidentally caused by someone’s overconfidence in their DIY skills? What happened?
Oh boy, this is an old favorite of mine that I still love to tell. This was back in the mid ’80s. I had a customer with a four-cylinder Toyota truck with a bad thermostat. On that engine, the thermostat sat right in the top of the intake manifold. It was a pretty quick and easy job, having easy access, and just two bolts. I was only going to charge him a half hour labor which at that time was $17.50. He said no thanks, and he would do it himself at home. Okie dokie. Well he proceeded to break off one of the two bolts in the intake manifold. That by itself wouldn’t have been too awful to fix. He then proceeded to break off an EZ-out in the hole. Then he was screwed. You can’t drill out a broken easy out. Now he needed a new intake manifold. There were none available here in the country. So he had to wait several weeks for one to be shipped from Japan, and to my recollection. That repair cost him about $450 all because he didn’t want to pay us the $17.50 labor to replace it. Dumbass.
“I Told Him I Wasn’t Ready to Date Until After My 304 Phase—Now He’s Not Even Interested Anymore”
What is the most ludicrous feature you were asked to code as a software engineer?
I was asked to code a time bomb that caused the office automation servers I maintained to become nonfunctional and enter a kind of “demo mode”. At the time, we thought we might sell the software, and we wanted to hold customers hostage if they didn’t pay promptly.
Over a period of seven or eight years, our focus changed. We decided that we would only use the office automation software in-house. I asked to remove the time bomb, but management said no. Whatever, man. The time bomb was forgotten.
One day, as I remember it was the first of December, I arrived at work to find the office in an uproar. Something was wrong with the office automation. It wasn’t routing phone calls so our technicians were just sitting around with their thumbs, um, in their ears. The tech staff were huddled around the server console, but the dashboards were all fine. I was the guy that had to “fix it.”
It took me about fifteen minutes to figure out that the time-bomb had tripped. It was a bit of code in a rarely visited file, but when I looked for it, there it was. Only problem was, I couldn’t fix it. I’d normally revert to an older version (it required one button-press), but all previous versions had the same time bomb compiled in. I needed a new build.
I’d been working on a new version for about six weeks since I’d had a stable release, and I hadn’t marked the last stable release in revision control. I mean, why would I? I could always revert to a previous version, right?
Well, I recompiled and released, just to see what would happen. The system ran for about 90 seconds and crashed, which automatically caused it to restart. This actually was a tremendous improvement since some functions worked during the time the servers were up. I started swatting bugs as fast as I could go. In an hour and a half I’d got the system to live for five or ten minutes between crashes. By lunchtime it was looking almost reasonable. I’d written a lot of robustness into the system so when it restarted it didn’t drop too much on the floor, for which I was now incredibly grateful.
I knew the time bomb was a mistake when I’d first heard about it. If I’d left the company, its operations would have been completely shut down until a programmer unfamiliar with the code stumbled upon the time bomb. I figure I earned my full annual salary that morning getting folks back to work.
Acapulco Fishburgers

Ingredients
- 1 pound fish fillets
- 1 medium green bell pepper, chopped
- 3 medium onions, chopped
- 2 cups soft bread crumbs
- 3/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon pepper
- 3 tablespoons shortening
Instructions
- Bone fish; put through food chopper or chop finely with knife.
- Combine with green pepper, onions, bread crumbs, salt and pepper; mix well.
- Shape into 8 patties about 4 inches in diameter.
- Brown on both sides in shortening in skillet over moderate heat for 10 to 15 minutes.
Blue Cheese Burgers with Grilled Pineapple

Prep: 10 min | Yield: 4 burgers
Ingredients
- 1 pound ground beef
- 4 canned or fresh pineapple slices, about 1/4 inch thick
- 4 hamburger buns, split
- 1 1/3 cups torn mixed salad greens
- 2 medium tomatoes, cut into 4 slices each
- 6 tablespoons Athenos Crumbled Blue Cheese
Instructions
- Heat grill to medium heat. Shape meat into four patties.
- Grill for 5 to 6 minutes on each side or until medium doneness (160 degrees F).
- Meanwhile, place pineapple slices and buns, cut-sides down, on grill.
- Grill pineapple for 1 to 2 minutes on each side or until heated through and buns for 1 to 2 minutes or until lightly toasted.
- Place 1/3 cup of the salad greens on bottom half of each bun; top with 2 tomato slices, 1 burger, 1 1/2 tablespoons cheese and 1 pineapple slice.
- Cover with top halves of buns.
Two scandals have been on the front page of China’s social media, neither of which have been picked up at all by western media (and you’ll see why later). They have to be read in conjunction with each other, and this post is my attempt at analysing them for you.
The first story took place in late April of this year, the central figures being a male doctor surnamed Xiao and a female doctor surnamed Dong, both of whom practiced at Beijing’s prestigious China-Japan Friendship Hospital. According to information leaked by Xiao’s wife and other hospital workers, Xiao has been having an affair with Dong, and abused his seniority to cover up for her many mistakes. During one surgery, Dong threw a tantrum when a nurse corrected her on her methods, and stormed out of the surgery room. Xiao dropped everything to chase after her, and left the patient (who was administered anesthesia) on the operation table for up to 40 minutes.
Dong comes from privilege, with parents and family members in high places in the Chinese medical world. Despite her young age, she has already “attained” an economics degree from Barnard College in New York, “written” papers on everything including medical imaging, gastroenterology and neurosurgery, “worked” in urology and “trained” in thoracic surgery.
A subsequent investigation by the National Health Commission, as well as doxing by outraged Chinese netizens, showed that her qualifications were highly fraudulent. Some of her papers were extremely short and lacking in content, while others were found to be plagiarised. Most tragically, one of the papers “written” by her was really the stolen work of a (silenced) physically disabled student from a poor family, who was forced to graduate much later because of this fraud.
Both Xiao and Dong have had their medical licenses revoked, while Xiao (a Party Member) has been kicked out of the Communist Party. The situation is still developing, and it is believed the people involved in this case will be made an example of in China’s new anti-corruption campaign.
The story caught people’s attention in China for several reasons. I’ll try to keep it brief:
- Infidelity in relationships has become a severe problem in China, and Xiao and Dong’s high profile affair has only fueled the flames of China’s worsening gender war. It is interesting to me that the feminists, with their rhetoric of “female empowerment”, always choose to “empower” the females who cheat (like Dong), rather than the females who are victimised by cheating (like Xiao’s wife) – a telling facet of the movement’s true nature, and why this lot are enemies of the people, who shall be purged in time.
- China’s healthcare system is extremely competitive for medical students, many of whom have overworked themselves to an early grave. And yet the offspring of the elites, not content with what they already have, are now encroaching upon the opportunities of those from poor families. The “4+4” fast track system – 4 years in a bachelor’s degree, another 4 years in medical training – was originally conceived as means to diversify the sources of medical students. However, recent examples like Dong has shown that the system is being abused by the children of rich and powerful families, who cheaply acquire an impressive-sounding certification from an American or European degree mill to get ahead of the race, and then have the entire system work in their favour. This includes shortening the time it takes for them to qualify as doctors (Dong only trained for one year, rather than the supposed four), having their errors and incompetence covered up, and robbing less privileged students of their hard work by adding someone else’s name on their theses. Her case is just the tip of the iceberg in the academic world. The “4+4” system is so notorious that many doctors – some in jest, others half-seriously – have begun to label themselves as “properly trained and not a 4+4 graduate”.
- The story harkens back to Chairman Mao’s warning about “parasites infesting the Party” back in the 1970s. The corruption of the elites directly harms the interests of Chinese students because of their need to consolidate their wealth and power. They do so by inserting their offspring in various institutions to give them a façade of professionalism and legitimacy, before transferring them to administrative or higher positions. This wastes an immense amount of public resources and makes life harder for average citizens, and is the reason why China’s bureaucracy and legal system is increasingly failing to satisfy the demands of the masses – how could that not be the case when the people in the system are fundamentally detached from the masses?
The second story came from last Sunday (11 May). It began with a 17-year old actress, Huang Yang Tian Tian (who played a minor role in the popular 2017 C-drama series “Princess Agents”) posting a selfie at her “coming-of-age” ceremony (which is not a concept most Chinese people are familiar with, and is almost exclusively a westernised event for frivolous elites). What caught the public’s attention was a pair of ear rings in her photo, estimated to cost over 2.3 million Renminbi (over 320,000 USD).
How was it that a relatively obscure actress – from a rather “humble” background, whose father was a civil servant in Sichuan Province – could afford a pair of ear rings that expensive?
This brought back painful and ugly memories for many people, who still remember the various corruption scandals during the devastating 2008 Sichuan earthquake.
There are two moments from that national tragedy that are deeply imbedded in my mind. One is where 15 People’s Liberation Army paratroopers bravely jumped off their planes into the epicentre of Wenchuan, in bad weather and without communication channels or satellite navigation.
Their mission was seen as doomed and futile even by many members of the PLA and the Chinese government. Yet these men somehow helped the local people calm down and receive aid (often by giving the locals their own rations) against all odds ahead of the arrival of the main ground forces. Among the paratroopers was Senior Colonel Li Zhenbo, whose rousing speech before their daring jump – “comrades, the hour has arrived for us to be tested by the Party and the people!” – always brings a tear to my eye. It is one reason why I’m such a staunch supporter of the PLA.
The other is where news began to circulate online about food and medical aid – and luxurious Land Cruisers – being delivered to the disaster zone. Reportedly, some local officials and charity managers were appropriating the nation’s disaster relief funds for themselves. There were many other examples of charity fraud like these – throughout its history, China has never lacked for scumbags who profited off national tragedies (“發國難財”).
This corruption was partly the reason why sentiments towards Mainland China soured in my hometown of Hong Kong for a while – back in 2008, the entire city of Hong Kong donated 20 billion RMB (2.8 billion USD) in solidarity with our compatriots in Sichuan, only to learn that allegedly 80% of the funds were never accounted for.
So what is my takeaway from these two stories?
We are living in the dawn of the Chinese Century. Trump’s second trade war against us has backfired massively; the hegemonic US has proven itself every bit the “Paper Tiger” like Chairman Mao said, and unable to curb our people’s rise. The colonial powers of Europe have become nothing more than vassals to the Americans, and their virtue signaling against us is ineffective and pathetic. India has proven with its latest defeat by Pakistan that Chinese combat systems are now far ahead of their western counterparts. Israel’s ongoing genocide (and unconditional US support for it) has exhausted much of western civilisation’s appeal in the Islamic and developing world, and driving them to cooperate with China instead. Japan’s ambitious attempts at re-establishing their old Fascist empire are welcomed in China, for the sole purpose of giving justification to the rehabilitation – or annihilation – of those accursed isles, whose inhabitants have been harming us unilaterally since the 13th Century. Taiwan’s reunification with the Motherland is but a matter of time. China is forging partnerships with countries all around the developing world. In all things hard and soft power, China is beginning to dominate every field imaginable.
All of this was made possible by the indomitable spirit of the Chinese people, our diligence, our creativity, our sacrifices, an egalitarian socialist system that excels at nurturing the people. Unfortunately, there are forces in the country that wish to legitimise their rent-seeking behaviour (i.e. passively profit from the labour of others), so that they and their offspring can live comfortably by sitting on top of others forever, just like the landlords and nobles of old.
There was a famous anecdote about Chairman Mao in his later years. One time when a surgeon was operating on his cataracts, he began to weep bitterly, his tears making it impossible for the surgery to continue. This caught his surgeon by surprise. As a man who lost the love of his life, and basically his entire family and bloodline in the fight against the Japanese, the Americans and other reactionaries, he was not the type to easily shed tears.
Turns out, he had been reading ancient Chinese poetry, and one Song Dynasty poem moved him in particular. “六朝何事, 只成門戶私計” – “For what were the affairs of six dynasties past (note: the era between the Three Kingdoms period to the Northern and Southern dynasties), but the petty scheming of noble households?”
His worst fear was that the Party itself would be corrupted like the Song imperial court; that his own comrades, who stuck with him through thick and thin, would seek to pass on their privileges to their children, as is in human nature. In desperation, he declared the need for a Cultural Revolution against the Party, calling for the youths of China to perpetually scrutinise their superiors and hold them accountable, violently if necessary. True democracy (i.e. “dictatorship of the proletariat”), not “liberal democracy” (i.e. “dictatorship of the bourgeoisie”).
For various reasons, the movement failed, and Chairman Mao himself has been defamed and villainised relentlessly among China’s elites. Nevertheless the weight of reality speaks louder than any of the elites’ fancy words and hollow platitudes, and youths all over the country – exploited, stressed out and disgruntled – are rediscovering the teachings of Chairman Mao (which aged like a fine wine, and in my opinion, will remain timeless), analysing the flaws of the Cultural Revolution – and most importantly, theorising how they could do it better next time.
In Maoist terms, the “primary contradiction” facing the Chinese people will soon be internal rather than external. The foreign imperialists, thanks to their own contradictions and ineptitude, will soon be the least of our concerns – the neoliberal rot that has festered in our system, on the other hand, will eventually be at the forefront of our revolutionary struggle once more.
Those of you who are interested in researching this topic, or wish to engage in dialogue with Chinese youths on Chinese social media, can look up the keyword “教員” (“teacher”) – a euphemism that is both endearing (as Chairman Mao wanted to be remembered not as a leader but as a teacher), and helps evade censorship.
Chairman Mao’s childhood home in Shaoshan, Hunan. I tried visiting there once but it’s basically impossible to book a slot, due to how popular it is (especially with how class-conscious young people are these days). I did however successfully book a slot to see his statue at Juzizhou Island.
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This CIA Document Reveals That Earth’s Been Visited By Beings From A Parallel Dimension
Was the F-104 ever used in actual air-to-air combat? It seems like it would be too fast for dog fighting.
The F-104 Starfighter is likely the second jet you heard about given it was built to be exceptionally fast. The name explains the situation. The whole purpose of it was immensely high speed. The shots fly extremely fast and are aimed skyward like rockets. When getting into close fights this plane was not built for such maneuvers. It had very tiny yet sharp wings. Excellent when it comes to going fast but poor at making turns.
Pilots were aware of this fact. If you attempted to move around with other jets the outcome might be dangerous. Still, if you took advantage of the F-104’s powerful engine and quick maneuvers you could easily devastate your enemy. That’s thanks to an action known as “boom and zoom.” Skillfully take cover, plunge down as quickly as you can, snap a shot, leave the area and move on.
This jet made flying challenging. Many accidents happen when there is a lot of risk involved. Many speak ill of it after people attempted to use it in missions it wasn’t prepared for. With a wily pilot on board the F-104 had a good chance of success and could even outperform other planes.
You can still be harmed by an imperfect machine if you’re skilled enough to operate it.
Big Girls Are From Venus
Written in response to: “Write an open-ended story in which your character’s fate is uncertain.“
Len Rely
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The sharp rise in missing persons cases all over the county was something the police had never seen before. Murder rates yes, but not kidnappings especially not when all the victims were grown men. Most were single, some married, some visiting tourists and some locals. The first thing Detective John Sneed concluded was they probably were murders. So many of them in so short a time suggested an apparatus, a group of strong experienced men probably connected to hustling, organized crime, gambling or prostitution. None of those were a reason for mass-kidnapping however, it would only bring attention to something they want to keep secret. Not one of the victims escaped with his life to provide a single lead.
Only a small minority of them had any history with prostitution, the rest were respected husbands or even students, but it was this possible connection that made them choose Detective Sneed. He was a World War II veteran and as an older man could be trusted to observe prostitution maturely, as somebody’s daughters without scaring them away. He was also perfectly suited to keep watch over Atlantic Avenue and its neighborhoods working the case with his eyes, while the department pursued other leads with pencils and patrol cars.
There was a group of streetwalkers that were very cooperative but when he showed them photos of all the missing persons they didn’t recognize a single one of them. Women of the evening tend to have an excellent recall of men including tattoos and other details of interest, they were a useful asset going back to before some of these younger cops were born, which left him astonished that this was a dead end. He didn’t think there was any way the murderer could be a prostitute, but she might be a frontwoman who entices men into a safehouse (which still left no clue to a motive as some of the men had left their vehicles with the engine running). He asked if there were any other girls they knew about, perhaps ones that made house calls or worked for a suspicious employer.
They all drew a blank but they did share something bizarre that was a great conundrum to them although it meant little to him; two corpulent prep school girls trying their hand at streetwalking to get dates while they were on vacation.
The girl with the scar led him to the beach the next day and pointed them out to him. Detective Sneed observed them from a café table for several hours with his binoculars, a much more seasoned observer of human nature than the gang was. A couple of things were plain to him right away; they were not “prep school girls” as the gang supposed, they were simply projecting their attitude on two ordinary college-age girls. Also the word “overweight” had led him to think they were ugly which was not the case; the taller blonde was exceptionally beautiful despite having quite a few rolls which a gentleman could conceivably overlook. He had imagined the kind of square-bodied, multi-chinned women who are ostracized from childhood but these two had been relatively slimmer in high school perhaps even enough to be envied. Was that what this was, a hint of jealousy? This made him think back to WW2 when he was stationed in Italy and the “war prostitutes”, of which the chunkiest one was the most in demand. It was something that had always existed people today just weren’t accustomed to seeing it.
He watched them splash around in the water, sunbathe and do silly things like feed each other hot dogs and play “rock paper scissors”. The gang was mistaken; prostitution is an all-night profession where they sleep during the day, not act like tourists on vacation let alone overpower a grown man. And they were mistaken about them being tramps or well-off just because they showed too much skin. People aren’t the same wherever you go, they just came from some other place.
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That night a young college boy fresh from pledging fraternity at a friend’s house came walking out of the dark down the sidewalk to a bus stop, his hair hanging in his face. To his surprise there was a short girl with black hair sitting by herself on the bench who was as fat as the kid they used to harass in the 8th grade. His first thought was that she was a runaway. Her black sweater didn’t come down far enough to cover the roll of flesh that was like a white streak around her midsection as if she’d rushed out of the house not fully dressed, and she didn’t have a suitcase or even a purse. He absentmindedly reached up and pushed the hair out of his eyes.
“You have a nice face.” she said. “Do you live around here?”
“Um, no.” he looked at the ground not knowing what to make of this situation.
“Don’t you have any family?” she asked next, looking him in the eyes.
“Naw they’re on the other side of the navel… I mean nation.” the gaff was so bad he covered his face with his hand.
“Did you just say navel?” a chuckle erupted from her painted mouth. “Why, were you thinking about my belly?”
He was too embarrassed to answer.
“Do you like this outfit?” she pressed on. “I mean do you think it looks good on me?”
“Yeah I uh…” he struggled to think of a compliment. “I think it’s really brave of you, to be so forward I mean…”
“Well do you want to go someplace?” she didn’t miss a beat. “My house is just two blocks from here, no one will know.”
He didn’t have to think about it for very long, and soon they were walking a short distance to the back of a brick building.
“My apartment’s upstairs.” she said as she opened the door for him.
The moment he stepped inside Chelsea raised her plastic weapon that was loaded with some kind of clear liquid and injected it into the back of his head directly into his hypothalamus. He collapsed to the floor like kindling. She stepped around his body and reached down to a nondescript place on the hardwood floor, lifting a handle that caused a long metal hatch to rise up on hydraulic pistons. Underneath it was something that looked like a meat press, the kind that seals ground beef in cellophane. She dragged him by the arms, placing his body into it and closed the hatch again as the sound of a conveyor belt carried him down and out of sight. Then she dusted off her chubby hands, whistling.
Cheshire was walking around the corner, her high heels causing her body to jiggle when she bumped into an old man with a sweeping gray mustache standing right in her path. He wore a light-colored summer suit, a pair of sunglasses and a fedora.
“I’m sorry I was in your way.” he flashed his card. “I’m not a cop, I’m just looking for a missing person. May I ask what happened to your friend? The one I saw you with earlier.”
“I’m meeting her in a few minutes.” she answered curiously.
He pulled out a series of enlarged photos asking if she had seen any of these men, turning them slowly. To his surprise she said that she had seen one of them, pointing with her painted finger, saying she saw him during the day horsing around with his friends cruising for girls. Sneed didn’t know why she would say this unless it was the truth.
“One more question and then I’ll bother you no more.” he said graciously. “I mean no offense I’m just curious why you go out in the middle of the night dressed like this.”
“Isn’t it obvious?” she smirked. “We’re out looking for dates. We’re prostituting.”
“Real prostitutes don’t use the word ‘prostitute’.” he corrected her. “That’s what the police call them.”
She blinked for a moment, then he said “May I ask what usually happens on these dates?”.
“Don’t you already know that?” she smiled as if it was foolish for him to ask.
“What kind of protection do you use?” he fired off an ungentlemanly question.
Her search for an answer told him she honestly didn’t know what he meant, but she recovered quickly.
“Why don’t I just show you everything you want to know?” she offered. “We can go inside, it would be easier than explaining.”
“Inside where?” his eyes narrowed.
She led him behind the furniture building to a door and held it open for him. Sneed suddenly felt a sense of danger and stopped in his tracks.
“What is that?” he pointed to the little plastic gun on her hip.
“Spermicide.” she answered, taking out the transparent cartridge and showing him. “Listen, you seem like a gentleman and someone I can talk to. I need to confess something, some things I’ve seen… I promise it will help your search if you just step through this door…”
He backed away slowly, overcome with a sudden and inexplicable dose of fear and common sense. He turned away from her and retreated down the street.
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Detective Sneed rushed to get his binoculars, not wanting her out of his sight for a moment and called in a team to search the premises. When he returned the girls had already left; he watched them saunter up the street before dawn past the closed storefronts. Over the next five hours he saw them walk the entire length of town and back again, returning in daylight and going right back to the beach and sunbathing. Meanwhile the forensic unit got back to him that the building was just an empty warehouse with an upstairs loft that hadn’t been slept in.
At midday the two girls were sitting at an outdoor café when he approached them.
“I’m sorry to disturb you again.” he said warily, taking a seat. “It’s just that I didn’t get to meet your friend and show her these pictures.”
“Well I’m Cheshire and this is Chelsea.” the tall one smiled as if they found him amusing.
He spread out the photos of the missing men on the table. The girls glanced at each other as Chelsea tried to make up her mind, which he read as someone playing a strange game with him.
“May I ask what the two of you do for a living? Are you students or…”
“Actually we work for a food export business.” Cheshire answered. “There’s a kind of animal here that’s considered a delicacy.”
“Some kind of fish?” Sneed responded. “I take it you send them overseas?”
“You could say that.”
“I was just wondering where you got the idea of dressing down and walking the streets after dark to get dates.” he stated.
“We heard the men here like a certain kind of woman.” Chelsea answered. “We wanted to blend in, after all who doesn’t want to be popular?”
Sneed blinked trying to absorb this answer.
“Someone told you this town prefers women like yourselves?” he repeated in disbelief. “Explain this to me. You expected to be treated like… the most popular girls?”
“Yes that’s why we chose this appearance.” Chelsea took a sip from her milkshake. “It’s working better than we imagined.”
“And who told you such a thing?” he demanded.
“We knew it from reading men’s minds.” Cheshire gave an unexpected answer.
Sneed was a reader of people himself and their forthrightness had him baffled. They had absolutely no fear of him. There was an extreme cockiness going on here that made him think of a very different kind of case, the Leopold and Loeb murder where a couple of Ivy League intellectuals killed their classmate to demonstrate superior intellect. But it made no difference.
“If you can read minds then tell me what I’m thinking right now.” he said finally, putting his fingers together.
The two girls exchanged a glance and then stood up in unison.
“You’d like us to come with you.” Cheshire replied with a smile.
This blew out of the water what Sneed was about to say, but he said it anyway.
“I don’t usually make arrests or read people their rights, I offer them to come with me voluntarily.” he rose and spoke solemnly. “It works better for you that way. We’re going to the station, if you request a lawyer you will have to remain in custody until questioning. My car is waiting.”
He gestured in the direction of the street corner. The girls followed obediently as he kept a constant eye on them. When they reached his tan-colored sedan he found their eagerness to ride with him unsettling and said “I’ll need to confiscate those”, pointing to their unidentified plastic sidearms which they handed over, still smiling and glancing at each other.
Sneed felt a cold sweat on his forehead as he watched their willingness to get into the car even without their weapons, thinking as he made his way slowly to the driver’s side. They wanted to be in an enclosed space with him. His hand let go of the wheel and he took a wary step backward out of the vehicle.
“Where are you going?” Chelsea demanded as they both giggled. “Don’t you want to ride with us?”
Not knowing what else to do he walked slowly away from the car, trusting his instincts. The girls exited either side and approached him, following him down the sidewalk. Sneed quickened his pace in unexplainable fear of them, as they marched straight toward him with their bodies jiggling as if they were indestructible.
“Don’t you want to take us to the station?” Cheshire asked in her sweet voice, and he ran until he was out of sight of them.
How was your experience working with super rich people?
I once worked as a nanny (Aupair) in a very wealthy family in a small town in Austria.
personal documentation
My job was to look after a 10-year-old child. The parents of the child I was looking after were pharmacists. They had their own pharmacy and a very large, modern, contemporary-style house with a garden and yard that was as large as a basketball court, about 30m x 20m. They had two Volkswagens and one Audi. They had a maid and a gardener who came three times a week. They also had a private apartment at the foot of the mountain, close to their pharmacy. That was where I lived for two years.
This family is very nice. I mean, really nice. And despite being very rich, they never spend their money on extravagances or just buying the latest gadgets . They wouldn’t buy a new phone if their old one wasn’t really broken. They never show off their wealth. They also don’t have social media.
While working at their place, I had many opportunities to go to other countries. During the summer holidays, for example. I was invited to Tunisia, Turkey, and Spain. All accommodation and tickets were covered by them. Even when I was going to travel with friends to Germany and Slovenia, they gave me a lot of pocket money. They also paid for my schooling while in Austria. I took a German language course up to level C1 at a school in the city. The apartment I lived in was also free, I didn’t have to pay for it. In fact, if it was rented, the monthly rent could range between 600€-800€. At certain times, such as when the wife and her husband were on vacation together out of town or abroad, I had to stay at their big and luxurious house to look after their child. I was provided with a spacious room with complete facilities in the house, but I rarely chose to stay overnight if it wasn’t really urgent . I prefer to live in an apartment alone because it is more private and free to do anything, including being free to cook food with a strong aroma at night. Yes, I often get hungry around midnight.
Is that Pakistan’s J-17Cs cost only $40M each, and shot down India’s $300M Rafales with the PL-15E, a long-range AA missile which costs only US$1.2M.
The western defense industry has spent billions promoting the view that their weapons systems are expensive, but are technically far superior to Russian and Chinese competitors. This recent conflict has shown that is a myth, at least when compared with Chinese integrated defense systems.
One report has said that the time from target acquisition to the time it was destroyed was 8 minutes on the Pakistan side, but was 12 minutes on the India side. In modern combat, the faster the target can be identified then destroyed is a key in winning any conflict; Pakistan has the advantage because it has an integrated battle management system called Link-17.
Pakistan also has access to satellite reconnaissance photos; this would most likely be from Chinese satellites because they have high-resolution needed for rapid identification. My assessment is that there is only one company which can do the real-time battle management needed, and that would be Huawei, the network equipment maker which the US has tried so hard to destroy.
India has said that they intend to buy the Russian Su-57, which is Russia’s most advanced fighter. This really does not resolve their problem, which is the lack of a ground, air and sea-based battle management system like Pakistan’s Link-17. If the Indians were like the Chinese, they would think about building their own system from the ground up, but that would take at least a decade.
The US has a modern battle-management system named Link 16; Taiwan’s armed forces are linked into Link 16. India’’s problem is that it purchased advanced weapons systems from Russia, the UK, France, South Korea and Israel, so creating a system where they can share battle data in real-time would be a real headache of massive proportions.
By announcing their intent to purchase the Su-57, the Indians are signaling that they believe that air superiority is still important, and more important than battle-management systems and networks. This approach is completely different from the Pakistan/Chinese approach, which is all about real-time data exchange for battle management.
For China, this represents an opportunity to test their cheap battle network management systems, and improve them even more. Now, China can claim that their weapons system have been battle-tested, and have proven their superiority at a cheaper price compared to western systems. This is a huge headache for France and Dassault, the maker of the $300M Rafale, which has been purchased by the wealthy Gulf states. The Gulf states leaders’ will be asking themselves if they have thrown away their money when superior and cheaper Chinese alternatives are available.
The situation is similar to the EV industry, where the hyper-competitive Chinese EV market has created several leading EV brands which offer superior quality at half the price western automakers charge. In several years, COMAC will do the same with commercial aircraft sales.
President Trump says that he wants the Chinese market to open up so that US companies can sell their products in China. His problem: US companies have sold their products in China for decades, but now they are no longer competitive in virtually every field. So what does he want US companies to sell?
Sir Whiskerton and the Big Meow Theory: A Tale of Cosmic Egos and Footnote Feuds
Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale so astronomically self-important that even the black holes might roll their eyes. Today’s adventure begins with a thesis, a tantrum, and a farmyard rebellion over the most contentious footnotes since “Who spilled the feed?” So, grab your telescopes and join me for Sir Whiskerton and the Big Meow Theory: A Tale of Cosmic Egos and Footnote Feuds.
The Thesis Heard ‘Round the Farm
It all began on a quiet afternoon, when Sir Whiskerton—after much contemplation (and one particularly enlightening nap)—declared he had unlocked the universe’s greatest secret.
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“Behold!” he announced, unfurling a scroll so long it rolled into the pigpen. “I have scientifically proven that our farm is the center of the cosmos.”
The animals blinked.
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“…Isn’t that just the sun?” Porkchop muttered, mouth full of mud.
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“No, no, simplistic swine,” Sir Whiskerton sniffed. “The sun revolves around us. My calculations are purrfect.”
And thus, The Big Meow Theory was born:
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The Farm is the Cosmic Axis (backed by “irrefutable” data, like the fact that the barn never moves relative to Sir Whiskerton’s napping spot).
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All Other Celestial Bodies Are Mere Extras (except the moon, which Doris insists is “clearly a giant egg”).
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Footnotes Are Where Disputes Go to Die (a fatal miscalculation).
The Footnote Rebellion
Chaos erupted when the animals read their acknowledgments—or lack thereof.
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Ferdinand the Duck flapped onto the barn roof, incensed. “Where is my quacknowledgment?!”
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Sir Whiskerton: “Your *what_?”
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Ferdinand: “MY QUACKNOWLEDGMENT. I inspired this theory when I quacked at the moon last Tuesday!”
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Doris the Hen hyperventilated. “Page 42 says the chickens are ‘marginally relevant’?! MARGINALLY?!”
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Harriet: “I told you we should’ve unionized.”
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Gnomeo the Gnome glued himself to the thesis in protest. *“I’m a celestial garden deity! Put me in the title_!”
Even Bessie the Tie-Dye Cow objected. “You cited mood rings as ‘quantum evidence’ but left out my dissertation on hay bale vibrations? Not groovy, man.”
The Farmer’s Verdict
The farmer, overhearing the uproar, wandered over, squinted at the thesis, and nodded sagely.
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“Yep. Sounds ‘bout right.”
Then he nailed it to the barn wall—right beside his talking scarecrow’s “PhD in Standing Very Still.”
The Moral (and the Meltdown)
As the farm descended into academic anarchy (Porkchop started selling “I ♥ Footnotes” buttons), Sir Whiskerton sighed.
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“Perhaps,” he admitted, “my ego did expand faster than the cosmos.”
Moral of the Story? Even the brightest stars burn out when they’re full of themselves.
The End.
Post-Credit Scene:
Zephyr the Genie turns the thesis into a lava lamp. “Now this is science,” he says, shaking it violently.
Best Lines:
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“MY QUACKNOWLEDGMENT!” – Ferdinand, academic icon
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“Marginally relevant?!” – Doris, future plaintiff
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“I’m literally a footnote?!” – Gnomeo, glue enthusiast
Starring:
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Sir Whiskerton (Nobel Prize in Meowthematics)
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Ferdinand (Duck of Letters)
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The Farmer (Dean of Nonsense)
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The Scarecrow (Silent Co-Author)
Key Jokes:
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The thesis cites “the undeniable authority of Cat Dreams” as a source.
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Porkchop sells “Peer-Reviewed Mud Pies.”
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Bessie’s hay bale vibrations theory is just her snoring.
P.S.
Remember: If your ego outshines the sun, you’re probably blocking everyone else’s light.
How do you evaluate the US ban on the global use of Huawei Ascend AI chips?
Panic!!!!!
I was in China and I can certainly say , these guys, they are opposite to Indians
Most of their genuine progress is kept under wraps
They only publish something to the world when they are already at the cusp of succeeding the achievement they are publishing
In India we achieve 10 and announce 100
In China they achieve 80 and announce 40
There is a genuine fear and alarm that the 910 series will be mass produced by the end of 2026 and offered at 26% the price of the same NVDIA equivalent chips and still deliver between 8% to 18% profits to Huawei
This means a $ 300 Million Data Center would cost around $ 130 Million with Chinese Hardware and would give the same result, just consume about 20% more power
Operating costs would be 60% of any other competitive Data Centers
Hence the Insane Ban
China has a 37% demand for all AI Computing today
The US has only 28.50% demand for all AI Computing today
However US controls 67% of the Data generated by computing across the world
Notice India????
India has 4% demand for AI computing today, which is HUGE compared to Israel & Singapore
Yet India has ZERO Data Center Control
India has its entire data dependent on US & Israel & Japan which together control 75% of the world’s data
By 2035, China will have 46% of the world’s Computing Demand & India will have 11% of the world’s Computing Demand
China thus has an ENORMOUS DOMESTIC MARKET to keep Huawei constantly innovating and bettering itself
However the REST OF THE WORLD DON’T STAND A CHANCE
Trump wants the entire world outside China to completely depend on US Hardware and US Controlled Data Servers
They can be located anywhere but US controls the Data
While Japan & EU are already lapdogs, India particularly has NO CHANCE of ever developing an advanced AI Ecosystem
Luckily Huawei had a long time to build itself
India has no such company
So the US basically has just decided to take over Data of the entire world and keep everyone else from turning into a China
India particularly will be badly impacted
You can be a well paid servant, very well paid servant but you can never ever become a Boss
Unless India decides to shake off it’s lethargy and start collaborating with China in these areas
