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The best way to solve a problem is to laugh at it

Here’s a story for you.

I was taking care of my dying mother and needed to get some more chemical for the pool.

So I drive to the local pool store.  But the owner wasn’t in. Just his kid or a yound cousin.

When I was accidentally given the wrong pool chemical by a dumb 16 year old kid working in the pool store. It was a bag of water treatment chemical to scour out latrines. Turned the water cloudy white and steamy.

Soon after that the owner of the store frantically called me and warned me not to use it. I told him… “Uh oh. Too late”. As I had poured the chemical in the pools and it was bubbling!

So he hopped in his car and raced to our house, and ran up to the pool carrying these two other bags of chemicals which we poured into the pool. Eventually after a few hours we were able to neutralize the damage. But it was a close one.

I could have died if I bathed in that pool of acid!

Sheech! Talk about a bone-head mistake.

Today…

In China, only salespeople such as insurance salesmen and real estate salesmen are keen on wearing suits, while the rich dress casually and people of high status are keen on wearing “Executive-Style jackets”.

Bars are not a Western product. There were various bars in ancient China where people drank, listened to operas and songs.

As for interior decoration, there are many interior design styles, from modern to traditional, contemporary, postmodern, etc. The interior decoration styles of most bars in China are mostly contemporary-styles.

contemporary-styles interior design focuses on simplicity, current trends and open spaces and is pretty much the same all over the world.

How did contemporary-styles become Western-style?

John Andresen, Will you tell me that the sun and the moon are also Western-style?

You must have known Bruce Lee.

Lee weighed 75 kg when he believed that gaining more weight was pointless. Then he lost 14 kg. With a weight of only 61 kg, Lee did such things which still amaze people.

– He broke many punching bags because he used to punch very hard. After breaking several punching bags, Lee began putting metal in them so that the bags could withstand the force of his punches.

– He could punch a person’s chest with his fist from a distance of just 1 inch and throw it several feet away. To see Lee’s motion, the cameras had to use slow motion because Lee was very fast. Lee acquired this talent by focusing his mind extremely hard. He had a sharp mind like a needle. He was the best at focusing on his art. With this, he was able to achieve in less time what no one else could achieve in double the time.

Now you will ask why am I telling you about Bruce Lee when no one else has the same talent like him. Well, if you can achieve even just 25% of what Lee did, you’ll be able to gain strength.

“Do two things with unwavering confidence: pay tremendous attention to your will, and repeat the exercise every day. No holiday.”

Kitchen Hints and Tips
Soup, Stew, Chili and Gumbo

  • Line a soup bowl with plastic wrap, two pieces crossways, and fill the bowl with soup. Place in the freezer. When frozen, remove from bowl and wrap. When ready to eat soup, unwrap frozen soup. Put frozen soup right into the soup bowl, then microwave. This is wonderful for leftover soups.
  • Puree leftover meats, vegetables and gravies. Freeze and add to the stock the next time you make soup.
  • Freeze extra soup in empty, clean milk cartons. The rectangular shape stores easily in the freezer, and the cartons are easy to empty. Staple the top closed and tape it with freezer tape to prevent freezer burn.
  • Always start a meat stock in cold water to pull the most juices possible from the meat. If you start it in hot water, the meat seals itself and keeps the juices in.
  • When making meat-based stocks, always add a couple tablespoons of vinegar to the water. The vinegar makes the broth a little acid and causes some of the calcium in the bones to be released which makes the stock much more nourishing.
  • To keep refrigerated stock fresh and safe to use, take it out once a week, bring it to a full boil and boil for 3 to 5 minutes. Cool and return it to the refrigerator. This also incorporates the flavors that you have added to your refrigerator “stockpot” during the week.
  • To improve the flavor of canned bouillon and consommé, try simmering with some additional seasonings such as extra onion, garlic, celery and/or bouquet garni for about five minutes. It will significantly improve the flavor.
  • A leaf of lettuce dropped into the pot absorbs the grease from the top of the soup. Remove the lettuce and throw it away as soon as it has served its purpose.
  • Don’t throw away steak, roast, or chicken bones. Wrap them and freeze until needed for soup stock.
  • Always start cooking meat and bones in cold, salted water.
  • For clear soup broth, strain the stock through a coffee filter or clean nylon hose.
  • If stew is too salty, add raw cut potatoes and discard once they have cooked and absorbed the salt.
  • Add two or three eggshells to soup stock, and simmer for 10 minutes. The shells will help clarify the broth.
  • If soup or stew is too salty, add a teaspoon each of cider vinegar and sugar, or simply add sugar.
  • To remove fat from soup, add a few lettuce leaves. The fat will cling to them.
  • Onions and garlic don’t need to be peeled when adding to a stockpot if you’re going to strain the stock and discard them later. Just wash them and cut them up.
  • If too salty, add raw cut potatoes and discard when they have cooked and absorbed the salt.
  • Shake soup cans before opening them, and then open the bottom end. The soup will slide out of the can easily.

Chili

  • A teaspoon or so of vanilla extract in chili helps cuts the acidity of the tomatoes!

Gumbo

  • Add sliced okra to gumbo about 20 minutes before serving; cook just until tender. Excessive cooking results in a pot of stringy, viscous gumbo.
  • Do not add file powder to the pot of gumbo. It will break down with excessive cooking. File powder should be added to the individual serving bowl, 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon each, depending on personal preference and bowl size. If you add it to the whole pot of gumbo, do not re-boil.

Stock

  • Never salt stock until it is used in its final product, such as sauce or soup. Otherwise, the saltiness would increase as the stock is reduced during cooking.
  • Never use internal organs such as livers, hearts, gizzards or kidneys in making stock. They contain blood which gives stock a very strong and unpleasant taste.
  • To avoid risk of bacterial growth, do not leave prepared stock in the refrigerator longer than two days. Freeze for longer storage.
  • Bring stock to a full boil and skim the surface BEFORE adding your seasonings or herbs so that you don’t skim them all away.
  • Do not freeze stocks longer than six months. Poultry and veal stocks begin to lose their flavor, and fish stocks get very “fishy.”
  • When straining stocks for use or storage, be sure to press firmly on the bones and vegetables to release the flavor.

Just one thing from me. Privacy issues.

When you arrive at the hotel, what you need to do is:

  • Enter the hotel room.
  • Turn off all lights, close the curtains and eliminate all sources of bright light.
  • Turn on your phone camera with the flash off.
  • Scan all areas of the hotel, including mirrors, bathrooms, wardrobes etc.

If you find one or many purple light spots like this on your phone screen..

Immediately dismantle the location where the purple spot is. It is a hidden camera.

Take a photo/video of the camera you found (evidence), then disconnect the camera cable, reinstall and tidy it up, then leave it alone until you get home.

Once it’s time to go home, the camera is legally yours. Cut everything up and take it away. The hotel cannot sue you for stealing the camera, because if they do that, it’s the same as them claiming they installed the camera. It’s permissible and legal to sue you for billions. 😄

If it is lost or the hotel takes it secretly when you leave the room, then report the lawsuit with the available photos/videos.

I have collected four, one is an expensive wifi camera. Not bad

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Ken Cartisano

“Are you sure about this?”“Yesss,” he replied. 

“It really doesn’t look like much of a…”

 

He stopped and turned, “It isn’t much. I told you that.” It was the size of two city blocks, no more. They were headed toward a slight mound of earth at the far end of the park.

 

“But I thought it was a fort.”

 

“It was not a fort.”

 

“But…”

 

“It was never a fort. Ever.”

 

“Then why did they…”

 

“I don’t know, Cage. I wasn’t here.”

 

A man clearing his throat disrupted their bickering. “Is that you, Cathy?”

 

Norman turned to look at her but couldn’t see her face blushing in the darkness—but he heard her sheepish reply. “Yeah, it’s me. I thought we agreed to use my stage name…”

 

“Ah yes, I’d forgotten about that. Well, since I’ve revealed your real identity, I suggest we eschew our private little fantasies and stick to using our real names. I think we owe it to Mr. Manchester. Don’t you think that’s reasonable, Norman?”

 

Norman nodded, but knew not to whom he was nodding. The disembodied voice came from somewhere up the hill. He took the paved walkways with steps to the top of the mound, Cathy, formerly ‘Cage’, followed him. What they saw in the dim light of a distant streetlight was a five-foot-deep coquina foundation, with various rectangular interior walls, and smaller recessed pits or bins. The disembodied voice returned with an affable lilt, “Not much to look at, I know, kind of the ugly duckling of historic structures. But that should help us in our search.”

 

A police officer came ambling up, nodded to Cage and Norman, removed a toothpick from his mouth and said, “You there, in the pit, come on out.”

 

The man who belonged to the disembodied voice stood up, revealing his upper half in the street light. In an instant he had clambered out of the hole and onto the structure’s solid coquina foundation. He dusted himself off and offered to shake the officer’s hand. The policeman ignored it. “You all know the park closes at six?” They all shook their heads. “And it’s going on midnight.”

 

They looked at one another and shuffled their feet. The man who had climbed from the pit addressed the officer in a velvet-smooth voice. “You’re not on duty, are you officer?”

 

“No sir, I’m not.”

 

“So you were just doing your civic duty by coming over here.”

 

“Yes sir, pretty much. To be honest, I was a little curious, this little fort is not that interesting in broad daylight, so to see three adults wandering around in the middle of the night. Well, you know how it looks.”

 

“No. How does it look?” His voice oozed with exaggerated innocence.

 

The off-duty officer squinted at the three of them in turn, then looked off into the distance, a touch of annoyance in his voice. “You could be vagrants, you could be loitering, you could be casing a couple of yachts in the marina over there…”

 

The man held up his hand, “Officer please, say no more. I see your point. I was wholly unaware of the kinds of mischief we could’ve been up to. Let me start over. My name is Morely. I’m a visiting professor from St. Leo’s over on the west coast.” He held out his hand again, and the officer reluctantly shook it. “These are my interns, Cathy, here, and that human sunflower over there is my main man, Norman,” he looked over the officer’s shoulder at Norman, “Manchester, right?”

 

“Right.” Norman agreed. His amazement was completely missed by the off-duty cop.

 

“Let me show you some identification,” Morely said as he extracted a billfold from his coat and handed it to the officer, along with two 100-dollar bills. The officer stiffened at the sight of the money and tried to give it back.

 

“No, no.” Morely stepped back and held his hands up. “You weren’t planning on arresting us, were you?”

 

The officer was still shaking his head. “Of course not. Then you can’t consider that a bribe, as I don’t believe we’re in any trouble. If you check with City Hall,” he pointed at the building right across the street, “and I’m sure you will, you’ll find that we have a permit for non-invasive pre-industrial excavation.”

 

“What’s that supposed to mean?” The cop looked confused, irritated.

 

“It means…” Morely bent over and read the officers name tag. “It means, Officer Blake, that we can only examine or take things that are loose.” The officer still seemed alarmed.

 

“Officer Blake, we would only take tiny pieces.” He pulled a small specimen bag out of one pocket and held it up. “We’re not a demolition team, I mean really.” He pulled his jacket pockets inside out, “We don’t even have hammers. I’m beginning to think I should pro-test.”

 

The officer relaxed, chuckling at his own stupidity. Then surprised them all by asking, “But why would you want to be looking for it at night?”

 

“What makes you think we want to look for anything at night, sir?”

 

“Well, the blatant darkness for one,” the cop pointed out, “and the two-hundred bucks, that wasn’t for nothin.”

 

With a disarmingly stern expression on his face, Morely pointed to the officer and said, “You sir, are going to be a lieutenant some day.”

 

Officer Blake folded the two one-hundred-dollar bills in half and slipped them into his top pocket. “St Leo’s eh?” He started to walk away and stopped. “I’m gonna stop by the station before I go home and let everyone know that for two hundred bucks, they can come by and watch you three work.”

 

Morely, who had almost forgotten the cop, jerked around, “Oh, I do hope you won’t do that.”

 

“You don’t carry that much money around?” The cop asked.

 

“Oh no, it’s not that, I have plenty of money Officer, eh, Blake. It’s the interruptions. I can’t stand the interruptions.”

 

They stood there staring at each other for a moment. Just as the officer turned to leave, Morely stated, very loudly for that time of night, “But for you, Officer Blake. You’re welcome to come round any time you like.”

 

“Yes sir. I’m sure that won’t happen. You folks have a good night.” The echoes of his wingtip shoes faded quickly.

Chapter 3: The Secret Library.

 

 

 

Norman directed his attention toward Professor Morley, “Before you say another word I want to know who you really are, and what the fuck we’re supposed to be doing here?” With a subtle glance he included Cathy in the discussion. In the short silence that ensued, he added, “I just want the truth.” He looked at Cathy again, but she was looking at her left shoe and didn’t notice.

 

Morley said, “Good.” He dusted himself off again as if he had bits of off-duty cop on his clothing. “I need you, Norman, plain and simple. I need you,” he held his hands above his face and twisted them as if wringing water from a towel, “I need you to find things Norman. That’s what you do.”

 

“I do?”

 

“Yeah you do. Did you ever find something for your Mom?”

 

“Car keys.”

 

“What about your Dad?”

 

“Coffee.”

 

“Your Dad would lose his coffee?”

 

“Every morning.”

 

“And you’d find it.”

 

Norman nodded. “Piece of cake.” then looked askance at the Professor, who noticed the look.

 

“Now see here, Norman, I have my own ways of determining people’s skills. I certainly didn’t follow you around for forty years taking notes.” He shook his head and added. “You’re a finder. It’s difficult to define, but I know it when I see it. Now look…”

 

He looked at his watch as Norman nodded toward Cathy and said, “What about her? What’s she?”

 

By the expression on her face, she was thinking that herself.

 

Professor Morely looked pained, he really did, he compressed his lips, shook his head and wagged his finger at Norman. “See that. That’s the finder in you. You’re like a goddamned metal detector, and there’s old ‘Clang’ standing there,” he pointed his thumb at Cathy.

 

“It’s Cage,” she reminded him.

 

“Cathy, Clang, Cage, whatever.” He focused back on Norman. “You couldn’t help but go off and start pinging and beeping with her standing right there.” He sighed. “I’m just glad you didn’t do it when the cop was standing here.”

 

“Wait a minute, what did I do? And you didn’t answer my question, ‘what is she?”

 

“Cathy’s a magnet. Okay?” He allowed their clever remarks to be said without reacting, and then continued. “No really. She’s a magnet. Quite powerful, maybe influential is a better word. She has a field that extends well beyond her reach. She can affect other people in a room before they’ve even seen her.”

 

Norman looked dubious, so Morely continued, “It’s not pheromones, or perfume. She can repel people just as well, and not just other magnets, depends on what pole she presents.

 

He turned his full attention on the woman. “Now get out there and start repelling people Cathy, if you don’t mind. And it’s time you got down to finding something Norman.”

 

“What am I looking for? You don’t think there’s going to be a manuscript lying in the shadows down there, do you?”

 

The professor hesitated. “I don’t know that I should tell you.”

 

“You don’t think it would help if I knew what I was looking for?”

 

“No. Not really. No.”

 

“Oh, come on. This is unbelievable.”

 

“Are you serious?” That was Cathy, adding her clang to the conjugation.

 

Morley pointed at her. “You’re being attractive, I don’t need that right now.” And to Norman he said, “You’re being inquisitive. Curiosity doesn’t find things, except on rare occasions when it also gets itself killed. Don’t be inquisitive. Just find.”

 

“You gotta give me something, Professor.”

 

“It’s a library, Norman. You’re looking for a library.” That was Cathy again, pulling on things with her personality.

 

“Goddammit, Cathy. If I see another cop come along, even a drunken cop…”

 

“Yeah? What are ya gonna do, professor, horsewhip me again?”

 

Suddenly the crickets fell silent, the cicadas ceased cicada-ing, the wind became calm, flags stopped flapping, even the nearby traffic light refused to change. As if the whole world were suddenly hanging on their every word. Or so it seemed to Norman.

 

“He’s, I mean I’m kidding, Norman. He didn’t really horsewhip me.”

 

“Norman please,” Morely said, “the library. It must be here.”

 

In the manner of finders since the beginning of man-find, Norman turned his time off. He at once felt the crumbling stone under his hands and inhaled the sweetened scent of dew-laden moss growing in huge patches all around them. He heard the tolling of several bells, a mournful sound, and the shriek of a gull somewhere in the fog. Norman’s eyes snapped open as his senses tracked the sound. And he pointed. “There. The library is right there.”

 

Morely said, “That’s a boat, Norman.”

 

“That—is your library.”

 

It was right across the street. In the city marina, dead center in the middle of town.

 

Six minutes later they were standing on the wharf, leaning into a stiff wind coming off the water. The wind caused the boats lines to slap against the masts, most of them were hollow and will ring like a bell. This boat had no mast. It was a large twin-engine live aboard. Shaped like a sportfisherman but with no outriggers. No gear, just some seats and a plastic picnic table on the aft deck. Lights were burning in the main galley, as they should be, but nothing of the interior could be seen through the curtained windows and doors.

 

The three of them stood there, staring at the boat. She was named, ‘It Takes Me Out of the Story II.’

 

The professor hesitated. “I think you should board the vessel as well, Cathy.”

 

“I would much rather have you call me Cage, Professor.”

 

She had enough metal on her to make a cage, but he said, “Cathy’s a nicer name.”

 

“I don’t care about nice.”

 

“It’s a prettier name.”

 

“I don’t care about pretty.”

 

He tried to usher her onto the boat but she stepped aside and said, “After you.”

 

By the time she finally got on the boat, he mostly wished she hadn’t. Because Norman had already entered the ship’s cabin and hadn’t come out yet. Cathy was already affecting their plans.

Morely entered the cabin’s main parlor just a few moments after Norman, but the parlor was already empty. A hatch and ladder led down to what should have been the engine room, but appeared to be another lower deck, in the middle of that was another hatch and ladder, to another lower deck. The secret library, and Norman had gone down there. A thick black binder was lying on the chart table and he picked it up. It was heavy, dense and zippered shut. This wasn’t what he came for, but something was radically wrong here and he didn’t want to be involved. All he had to do now, was get out of there. He turned toward the ladder and there stood Cathy. “Where’s Norman?” She said.

 

Morely waved her towards the second hatchway, let her see for herself.

 

“He went down there?”

 

Morely nodded.

 

Cathy walked over to the hatchway, looked down, and was instantly overcome with nausea and dizziness. It pissed her off so much that she screamed out his name, and commanded him to return at once. Her demeanor was so imperious, it was almost funny. Except it wasn’t funny, as the seconds ticked away . At the moment that it seemed most frightening, who should come tottering up the ladder but Norman Manchester, blanched face, stiff-legged, carrying a batch of papers in one hand that looked like it might be a manuscript. He almost didn’t make the last few steps, cut lip, swollen eye, soaking wet.

 

She grabbed him under one arm guiding him toward the rear of the cabin. “Christ almighty. Are you all right?”

 

“Barely.” He said, but he smiled. “It was crazy. Every book ever written is in there, and it feels real. Your eyes water, your skin feels itchy, and the smells…”

 

Cathy and the Professor looked into each other’s eyes and began pushing and pulling Norman out the cabin door, off the boat and away from the docks as quick and soundlessly as possible. Norman was a bit breathless, but trying to say something.

 

Neither of them wanted to hear what he had to say until they were well clear of the marina. They shushed him and pushed him. It was instinctual, he thought, there was no real danger of anything coming up and out of that boat.

 

Finally, he shook off their grappling arms and sprang free. “Stop! Stop it, now.” Professor Morley’s face was lined with genuine fear, Cathy’s face was pale, sickly, but could not hide her concern, presumably for his health. “I’m fine,” he added, patting himself unconsciously. “And wet?” He took another look at both of their faces and said, “It was just a library, people.”

 

It was the first and only time that Professor Morley groaned.

When we lived in Japan, my dad took a group of friends out to a nice restaurant. He knew it was a pricey place, so he brought 50,000 yen ($500) per head to make sure he could cover it all. It was a set menu place, where they just brought out courses, and you didn’t find out what it cost until they brought the bill. He noticed the courses getting more and more high-end and started to get worried. When they brought out the Kobe Beef course, he knew he was in trouble. When the bill came, sure enough, he was way short. They didn’t take credit cards, for some ridiculous reason, and he didn’t have his checkbook. When he explained to the manager what happened, the manager asked him to write down his address, and told him they’d send him a bill in the mail, then thanked him for his business and sent him on his way.

Understand, neither my dad nor any of his guests had ever been there before, they weren’t known to the manager or staff, he was a total stranger and a foreigner who owed them thousands of dollars, and their response was to send him on his way and bill him later. If there’s another country on earth where that would happen, I’ve never seen it.

Pictures of better days

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I travelled to Zimbabwe in 1990 and initially stayed with a family in Bulawayo. The TV they got there was very limited, controlled from Harare and drip-fed via microwave into the Zulu end of the country. It consisted of Benny Hill re-runs, UK football matches, and the odd documentary.

We were all sitting in their 1970’s decor living room, watching the old brown television when I was asked .What is it like where you live in England?’

As the question was asked, the TV programme changed to a documentary about otters being re-introduced into the river Culme in Devon . My parents live in Uffculme and their house is very close to the Culme, and if you walk along the old railway track bed that follows the river you pass less than 100 yards from the house.

The otters mentioned in the TV programme were on and around the old wool factory weir which is on the river just behind mum and dad’s house

So, when they asked me, I just pointed to the telly and said, well, actually, it’s like that, because that is where my parents live and very close to where I grew up.

They were astounded….And then, to cap it all…I heard my dog bark….On the TV, in Zimbabwe … I said…’And that’s my dog….

And sure enough, it turned out the otter shots were done while I and my Springer Spaniel were visiting Mum and Dad 6 months before my African trip..

How weird is that!

She RAGEQUITS After Being Asked to Rate Herself from 1 to 10

Republican lawmakers are Trump’s poodles. They would not dare articulate anything adverse about his tariffs, maybe only in their bedrooms. No need to pay attention to them. There are plenty of signs that are not pretty.

First, there are the confusions. Trump is obsessed with Mexico and Canada. No one know what he really wants. There is this on/off of tariffs, such as for automobiles, but only for a month. He lets loose Elon Musk, who claims he had slashed off billions of expenditure. This is disputed. He did cut the size of the civil service and shut-down USAID. The civil service is in a flux. There are fears he plans to raid Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.

Investors took him seriously that he would cut taxes and slash red tapes. The market gave him the Trump premium. But hopes are fading. The premium is gone. He wants to cut interest rates, but the Fed is not convinced that inflation is under control, especially amid the uncertainties caused by his tariffs. Market chatters are loud about stock price corrections, especially in the fancied tech sector.

Even without tax cuts and notwithstanding Musk’s claims, fiscal deficit this year is expected to surge beyond $2 trillion, to over 7% of GDP. The national debt has surpassed $36 trillion and the annual interest bill is pushing $1 trillion. Such vast sums of money are unprecedented.

Trump’s tariffs are expected to raise prices for consumption and manufacturing, and the resulting higher costs of living and costs of doing business. There are also the uncertainties of retaliations.

Retail sales in January were weak, with consumer spending down 0.5% in real term from the month earlier. The consumer index published by the University of Michigan plunged in February. Initial claims for unemployment insurance last week rose to 242,000. The property market is under pressure, the mortgage rates hovering 7%. Pending home sales in January fell to their lowest since 2001.

This is still early day. Whatever tariffs he has announced are not yet in the system. He has a long way to go with tariffs. He has not yet dealt with EU and Japan. He is expected to be harsh on them. He claims EU had rip off the US over the years, while Japan owes it to the US, not spending enough to defend itself and passed the burden to the US. And there is still his reciprocal tariffs which he said he will announced on 2 April. Americans therefore find the uncertainties disconcerting and are worried.

Analysts at Morgan Stanley expect his tariffs will lop off a percentage point from the US growth rate. A high frequency tracker of GDP growth, published by Atlanta Fed, points to a contraction of 1.5% in 1Q25.

These are tentative. Nevertheless, it is fair to conclude that Trump’s tariffs have a chilling effect on the US economy.

Sir Whiskerton and the Burping Bullfrog: A Tale of Bloating, Boats, and Bovine Burps

Ah, dear reader, prepare yourself for a tale that’s part mystery, part musical, and all burps. Today’s story is one of bloated bullfrogs, bumbling ducks, and a detective who proves that laughter is the best medicine. So, grab your sense of humor and a bag of popcorn (for snacking), as we dive into Sir Whiskerton and the Burping Bullfrog: A Tale of Bloating, Boats, and Bovine Burps.

The Burping Begins

It was a peaceful morning on the farm, the kind where the sun was just beginning to stretch its rays over the barnyard, and the animals were still waking up. That is, until a series of loud, echoing burps shattered the tranquility.
“Croak!” Leonardo the Bullfrog croaked, or rather, burped. “I think I ate too many flies last night,” he said, looking slightly embarrassed.
“Croak?” Sir Whiskerton raised an eyebrow. “That’s not a croak—that’s a burp! And it smells like pond water and regret.”
The other animals began to gather around, curious about the unusual sounds. Ferdinand the Duck, always the dramatic one, flapped his wings in alarm. “This is a disaster! If Leonardo keeps burping like that, he’ll scare away all the insects. And without insects, how will we survive?”
“Survive?” Sir Whiskerton chuckled. “I think you mean ‘how will you survive without your singing career?’ But you’re right. We need to find a cure for Leonardo’s burps.”

The Investigation Begins

With Ditto echoing every word, Sir Whiskerton and Ferdinand set off to investigate. They first visited the pond, where Leonardo lived. The water was calm, but the air was filled with the unmistakable sound of burps.
“Any idea what caused this?” Sir Whiskerton asked Leonardo.
Leonardo shrugged. “I ate a lot of flies last night. Maybe I ate something bad?”
“Or maybe you ate something funny,” Ferdinand quacked, trying to lighten the mood.
They then visited the other animals, hoping to find clues. Doris the Hen clucked nervously, “I heard that burping is a sign of bad luck!”
“Or maybe it’s a sign of bad digestion,” Sir Whiskerton replied, rolling his eyes.
Porkchop the Pig, ever the food lover, suggested, “Maybe he ate something spicy? Like a jalapeño fly?”
“Jalapeño fly?” Sir Whiskerton repeated, trying not to laugh. “I think we need to find a more scientific solution.”

The Unlikely Cure

Their investigation led them to the farmer’s garden, where they found a patch of mint. Sir Whiskerton had an idea. “Mint is known to soothe the stomach. Maybe it can help Leonardo.”
They picked a few leaves and brought them back to Leonardo. “Try chewing on these,” Sir Whiskerton suggested.
Leonardo took a leaf and chewed it thoughtfully. Almost immediately, the burping stopped. “Wow, that worked!” he croaked, relieved.
“See?” Sir Whiskerton said, smirking. “Sometimes, the simplest solutions are the best.”

The Moral of the Story

As the animals celebrated Leonardo’s newfound relief, Sir Whiskerton gathered them around. “Today, we learned that sometimes, the best way to solve a problem is to laugh at it. Instead of panicking, we found a simple solution. And remember, even the most embarrassing situations can be overcome with a little humor and creativity.”
The animals nodded in agreement, grateful for Sir Whiskerton’s wisdom. Even Ferdinand, who had been the most worried, had to admit that the burps had been pretty funny.

A Happy Ending

With Leonardo’s burping under control, the farm returned to its usual peaceful state. The insects buzzed happily, and the animals went about their day, knowing that Sir Whiskerton was always there to solve their problems—whether they were serious or just plain silly.
As for Sir Whiskerton, he returned to his favorite sunbeam on the barn roof, content in the knowledge that he had once again saved the day. The farm was at peace, the insects were safe, and all was right in the world.
And so, dear reader, we leave our heroes with the promise of new adventures, new burps, and hopefully, no more pond water regrets. Until next time, may your days be filled with laughter, love, and just a little bit of feline genius.

The End.

China is unlikely to be accepted by the West as part of so-called Western civilization.

It’s completely different from Japan.

Japan and South Korea can be accepted as “honorary whites,”

but China absolutely cannot.

Firstly, China itself is an original civilization, and secondly, China is too large in scale.

The West accepting China?

If that happened, would the West, especially the white world, still remain white?

With our massive scale and long history, we would quickly assimilate you.

(Chinese civilization is like a “drug” – once you come into contact with it, you can’t leave it behind. For example, calligraphy… a purely non-utilitarian, extremely challenging art form. Once you engage with it, you’ll spend endless time studying it, becoming immersed in it…)

Japan and South Korea can seamlessly integrate into the Western system because they were originally secondary civilizations of Chinese civilization.

For us, it’s impossible, and we wouldn’t even consider it.

To borrow the lament of Emperor Chongzhen at the fall of his dynasty: “Why was I born into the imperial family!”

There are 200 countries in this world.

Not many are born into the “imperial family.”

China is one of them.

To use a perhaps not entirely appropriate analogy:

China is a star – it can capture or lose satellites, but it is difficult for it to become a planet or a satellite itself.

“Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,
Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God’s great Judgment Seat;
But there is neither East nor West, border, nor breed, nor birth,
When two strong men stand face to face, though they come from the ends of the earth!”

Look, the most proud among you Westerners share a similar mindset to mine. Although everyone thinks they’re superior, in essence, we’re the same. However, unlike him, I don’t believe in the idea of the “end of history.” Instead, I prefer an old Chinese saying: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!”

“Thirty years on the east side of the river, thirty years on the west side” is a Chinese saying that reflects the idea of life’s ups and downs, and how fortunes can change over time.

It suggests that no one stays in a position of advantage or disadvantage forever.

“The emperor’s throne rotates; this year it’s my turn to rule.”(Black Myth,wukong, From The Journey to the West) This means that power and success are not permanent. Just as the emperor’s position changes hands, so too can anyone’s circumstances shift dramatically over time.

This is the most significant difference between China and other Asian countries.

Such sayings, like the one uttered by Xiang Yu 2000 years ago, “I can replace him(Qin Shi Huang Di)” have penetrated deep into our bones and become part of our DNA.

In contrast, I rarely see this in other Asian countries, including those in Southeast Asia.

Unless American politicians decide to experience the world of Fallout, I don’t believe things will come to this point.

For the US, Taiwan is more of a pawn in its containment of China in the Asia-Pacific region, rather than a core interest. Engaging in a nuclear war with China, which possesses strong nuclear retaliation capabilities, over a pawn does not align with the fundamental interests of the US. Once a nuclear war breaks out, both the homeland of the US and global interests will suffer devastating blows, a cost that it can’t afford. The US is more inclined to use economic, political, and military deterrence measures to maintain its “position,” rather than opting for the extreme measure of nuclear war.

China has a comprehensive nuclear triad system, with land, sea, and air-based nuclear strike capabilities. Even if the US were to launch a preemptive strike, China has the ability to conduct effective nuclear retaliation, causing unbearable damage to the UShomeland. This nuclear balance prevents the US from easily initiating a nuclear war against China.

The US is also aware that its conventional forces in the Asia-Pacific region are unable to prevent the PLA from achieving national reunification actions. Relying solely on conventional military forces to intervene in the Taiwan Strait, the US military has no advantage. For example, in December 2024, the USNI published a rather concerned article suggesting that the US military should prepare in advance and establish new military bases on the third island chain. This is because the US military has found that these bases may be within the range of PLA missile strikes. Even Marines stationed in Ryukyu has begun to leave, preparing to withdraw to Guam 2,300 kilometers away, and if necessary, further retreat to Hawaii. This is a real strategic consideration. Using nuclear weapons will not solve the problem, but rather will lead to even greater disasters.

Nuclear war poses a huge threat to all of humanity and would trigger a global catastrophe once it breaks out. If the US were to initiate a nuclear war over the Taiwan question, it would face strong condemnation from the international community, leading to isolation and significant damage to its international image and reputation. Similarly, there is a serious division among the American domestic population and political forces regarding the prospect of a nuclear war with China. Nuclear war would result in massive casualties and economic losses, consequences that American society won’t bear. The government would face immense pressure domestically, and it would be challenging to garner enough political support to wage a nuclear war.

Of course, some people in the US, driven by their own political agendas or influenced by anti-China forces, occasionally make statements threatening China with nuclear weapons, such as this article published in Newsweek. However, these crazy statements are more of a form of “nuclear blackmail” and political manipulation. Hope it can’t represent the true intentions and policy direction of the US government.

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