If You Go to China You Will NEVER See the World the Same! Martin Jacques EXPOSES
What’s the most savage yet classy response you’ve ever given?
Full disclosure, it was my wife who started it, then my friend who came up with the most perfectly judged comeback, under extreme pressure. I was merely caught in the crossfire.
I’m standing at the bar in Crown Casino with my missus, below, who is wearing the outfit pictured.
I’m chatting with a friend who has joined us for a drink, and my missus, who is standing about five feet away to my right playing with her phone, has attracted the attention of a drunken, slightly glabrous bampot. I see them shake hands as they swap introductions. He is blissfully unaware that she is quite high on meth and therefore very chatty, smiley and touchy-feely. She may be encouraging him or she may just be enjoying the conversation, I can’t tell. But he thinks he’s in there. She starts subtly sliding around the semicircular bar towards me and her suitor deliberately steps around her to place himself between her and me.
I know she’s telling her favourite casino story, involving her and an ex boyfriend being chucked out of the establishment for getting it on rather too enthusiastically and too publicly, because I hear it every time we are at, or anywhere near, the casino, and I know the accompanying hand gestures and physical demonstrations by heart.
The bloke decides this is the moment to make his move: “Hey, do you fancy going home for a fuck?”
She makes an exaggerated shock face, then narrows her eyes and affects an expression of evil glee. “Oh yeeahhh, I’d love to! She looks over at me and calls “Hey Fee! Do you fancy going home for a fuck?”
I don’t even have time to start cringing with embarrassment before she goes “Looks like he needs to finish his drink first. Fee, I’ll wait for you in the car!”
Then she turns and skips -actually fucking skips- off, leaving me, my friend and the unfortunate fella in a very uncomfortable vacuum, until my mate pulls a (metaphorical) rabbit out of his arse. Quick as a flash, he looks at me and sneers “Who the fuck was that?”
“I have no fucking idea”, I say, then I look at the bloke she just left posted and say “I thought she was with you?”
“No mate, we were just chatting”, he says, bewildered.
“She was cute” I say.
“Yeah”, he says. “Fucked in the head though. Reckon I dodged a bullet there.”
Have you ever had a bizarre vehicle issue that left even the senior mechanics stumped, but you managed to fix it quickly? What was the secret?
Oooh! I actually had this one with two vehicles in a row!
TL/DR: tiny light has battery drainage superpowers, but nobody believes me
Vehicle #1 – 2004 Chevy Blazer (the little one)
Vehicle #2 – 1999 Chevy Suburban
I really liked both of these extremely reliable vehicles – with one idiosyncrasy… if I let either one sit for more than 24 hours straight, the battery would be dead, and I mean 100% D E A D – not even a click. A jump start took two seconds, though, and I knew that wasn’t right.
When the Blazer started this weird behavior, I took the usual steps – had the battery checked, asked around, internet research, etc. I will admit it took awhile before I realized that it ONLY happened if the truck hadn’t been started for more than 24 hours (maybe closer to 36), and even longer before it occurred to me that this could be a clue. It wasn’t much of one, but it seemed strange that I never had a problem with anything shorter.
About six months after this strangeness began, an unrelated issue sent the truck to a mechanic… who had already told me that this problem was obviously something I was doing – a light left on, door ajar, etc. (I knew it was nothing like that.) Before I left the truck for repairs, I removed everything I would possibly need in the rental car, all the way down to my funky drink carrier and all the extra cords and plugs for the various electronics my family had accumulated.
When I got the truck back, the mechanic made it a point to explain that he had done his best to duplicate the issue – even setting a “don’t touch truck until this much time has passed” timer. He was sure it had to be one of my kids leaving a door open – I was equally sure it was not. Whatever – it’s a quirk, I’ll live with it and keep asking/researching.
A few months go by and I’m sitting in the truck one night (important details, it was DARK) and I notice a tiny green light, down below my stereo. ? Turn on the interior light – oh, it’s just the little indicator for the phone charger plugged into the “cigarette lighter” outlet. Hmmm – I know that particular outlet is powered straight off the battery, it works even when the truck is off (always hot). It’s a tiny little light – it can’t possibly be the issue… but I ask my retired mechanic that works at the parts store buddy, just in case. He was nice enough to hold back his laughter while assuring me that couldn’t possibly be the culprit. Cool, I didn’t think so but had to ask.
About a week later I get distracted with life and forget to start the stupid truck on my day off – yep, the problem hasn’t spontaneously fixed itself. But that light is still staring at me, and I haven’t found even unlikely possibilities in quite some time. We jump the truck and then I unplug everything that would have been in the truck when it came off the factory floor (basically, two of those plugs – only one of which has a light), then I purposely lose my keys for 3 days.
Fast forward 3 days – hop in, turn the key… truck fires RIGHT up. Hmmm – can’t be that light, eh? The following weekend I leave the truck sitting for 2 full days with the little green light shining in its usual place… not even a click. That’s enough proof for me! (Every male mechanic/parts person I spoke with assured me that couldn’t possibly be the cause, no matter how many times I replicated the issue.)
About a year later, the Blazer had an unfortunate encounter with a very large doe at about 50mph (no humans were harmed, but the doe didn’t make it). The replacement was vehicle #2 – and it pulled the same exact trick the first weekend I owned it!
Absolutely everyone I spoke with acted like I was batsh!t crazy – even with two trucks of the same make exhibiting the same issue. Fine – y’all can play ostrich, but I know if I don’t unplug that thing, I’m gonna have a dead battery after 24+ hours.
The subject came up randomly in a parking lot conversation with several female acquaintances (none of them mechanically inclined and none having mechanic family members). I relayed the story and the fact that I was confident of the cause, even though no one seemed to believe me. One of the women practically jumped up and down, she was so excited to share… she had owned a Blazer a year or two older than mine – had experienced the same problem – and had eventually reached the EXACT. SAME. ANSWER!
I felt vindicated – even if nobody else ever took my answer seriously, knowing one other person had independently experienced the problem and reached the same conclusion was almost as exciting as winning a lottery 🤣
(I should also mention – we had several different plugs of that type, both with and without the light. Every lighted one resulted in a dead battery.)
Kidnapper Realizes Cops Found His Victim in a Box
In today’s body camera video and true crime documentary, we’re covering the case of Nicholas Cargain.
https://youtu.be/jOIJygIfyAc
Sir Whiskerton and the Catnip Conspiracy
Ah, dear reader, prepare for a tale of green gold, territorial disputes, and feline folly of the highest order. Today’s adventure is a gripping saga of two would-be kingpins, one priceless stash, and the chaotic vacuum that exists between their ears. It’s a story that proves that while a little competition can spice things up, it’s sharing the bowl that truly leads to purrs of contentment. So, find a comfortable spot, preferably one you’ve recently claimed as your own, and join me for Sir Whiskerton and the Catnip Conspiracy.
It all began with a discovery of monumental importance. Behind the old, leaning shed where the farmer stored bags of “mood-enhancing” fertilizer (a purchase inspired by a deep conversation with his piñata, Bartholomew), a wild and potent patch of catnip had flourished. Its scent, a minty, euphoric perfume, drifted across the farm, acting as a siren’s call to every feline within a five-mile radius.
The first to answer was Genghis. He strutted into the barn, his gold chain swinging, his chest puffed out with a newfound sense of destiny.
“My loyal subjects!” he announced to Lester, Clyde, and Loomis, who were busy trying to count the same dust bunny for the third time. “Fortune has smiled upon us! That patch of ‘joyous herb’ is the key to ultimate power! He who controls the catnip, controls the farm!”
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“A brilliant strategy, O Visionary One!” Lester meowed, already practicing his deferential head-bow.
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“Control the… green stuff?” Clyde asked, scratching his ear with a hind leg.
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“Green stuff! Green stuff!” Loomis echoed.
But Genghis was not the only cat with ambitions. From the shadowy fence line of Martha’s farm, a sleek, grey-striped figure observed with slitted eyes. Catnip the Stray Cat had caught the scent. To him, this wasn’t just a resource; it was a divine right. He was, after all, named for the very substance. He slunk into the barn, a silent wraith of entitlement.
“This territory is under new management,” Catnip stated, his voice a low, rumbling purr of authority. “The ‘nip is mine. By name and by nature.”
Genghis scoffed, stepping forward to meet his rival. “You? You can’t handle the nip, Catnip.”
Drawing himself up to his full, unimpressive height, Genghis delivered his line with theatrical gravitas: “I am the nip!”
A profound silence fell over the barn, broken only by the distant, happy panting of Rufus, who was chasing a sunbeam.
The turf war had begun.
What followed was a series of strategic maneuvers so hilariously inept they would have made General Catticus blush. Genghis, believing in overwhelming force, had his Lackeys build a “fortification” out of an overturned cardboard box and a single, limp piece of celery.
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“Behold! The impregnable Fort Nip!” Genghis declared.
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Catnip’s response was to simply walk around it.
Not to be outdone, Catnip attempted psychological warfare, leaving tiny, menacing paw-prints in a circle around the patch. Genghis’s counter-psyop was to have Clyde stand guard while wearing a paper bag with eye-holes, which Clyde immediately found too dark and took a nap inside.
Sir Whiskerton observed the escalating nonsense from the rafters, a long-suffering sigh escaping his whiskers. “They are like two bulldogs fighting over a squeaky toy, only to find it’s just a squeak,” he mused to himself.
The conflict reached its peak when both factions decided on a full-frontal assault at the same time. Genghis led a charge, which mostly involved him strutting while his Lackeys tripped over each other. Catnip attempted a stealthy pounce from the shed roof, misjudged the distance, and landed directly on top of Clyde, who was still napping in the paper bag.
The resulting pile-up of confused cats was a spectacle of yowls, hisses, and tangled limbs.
It was at this moment of maximum chaos that Rufus, drawn by the commotion, decided to help. Seeing his feline friends in what he perceived to be a delightful, writhing play-pile, he bounded over with a joyful bark and, with one enthusiastic nudge of his wet nose, sent the entire tangled mass of cats rolling directly into the catnip patch.
There was a moment of stunned silence. Then, the potent aroma of the crushed herbs enveloped them.
The effect was immediate and transformative. The aggression melted away, replaced by a wave of pure, unadulterated bliss. Genghis started giggling and batting at a butterfly that wasn’t there. Catnip, losing his usual aloofness, purred so loudly he vibrated a nearby pebble. Lester, Clyde, and Loomis simply curled up together in a happy, purring puddle.
Sir Whiskerton descended and surveyed the scene of peaceful, nipped-out contentment. “It seems the conflict has been… de-escalated.”
Later, as the effects gently wore off, the two rival cats sat beside each other, a shared sense of sheepishness in the air.
“You know,” Genghis mumbled, licking a paw with sudden intense focus, “that patch is… rather large.”
Catnip, staring at a blade of grass as if seeing it for the first time, gave a slow, deliberate blink. “It is. More than enough for two.”
“A territorial accord?” Genghis suggested.
“A temporary, mutually beneficial détente,” Catnip agreed.
They bumped heads, a sign of feline truce, and promptly fell asleep in the sun, former enemies now companions in post-nap serenity.
The End
Moral: Competition can be healthy, but cooperation is better (and often leads to a much more enjoyable nap).
Best Lines:
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“You can’t handle the nip, Genghis.”
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“I am the nip!”
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“They are like two bulldogs fighting over a squeaky toy, only to find it’s just a squeak.”
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“A temporary, mutually beneficial détente.”
Post-Credit Scene:
The next day, Chef Remy LeRaccoon is seen carefully harvesting the remaining catnip. “For my newest invention,” he announces to his lab rat, Doctor Notoriouso, “Zee Calming Pickle!” The resulting green, glowing pickles cause anyone who eats them to fall into a state of blissful, purring stupor for exactly seven minutes.
Key Jokes:
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The “impregnable” fort made of a cardboard box and a piece of celery.
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Clyde napping on duty inside the paper-bag helmet.
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Rufus “solving” the conflict by turning it into a cuddle-puddle.
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The overly formal diplomatic language used by the two cats after their shared experience.
Starring:
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Sir Whiskerton (Rafter Philosopher and Unofficial Referee)
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Genghis (Self-Proclaimed “Nip” and Fortification Architect)
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Catnip (Silent-but-Deadly Stray and Psychological Warfare Novice)
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The Loyal Lackeys (The Worst Army Ever Assembled)
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Rufus (The Glowing Green Glue of the Farm)
P.S.
Remember, the best way to win an argument over a toy, a sunbeam, or a patch of catnip is to realize you’re both about to fall asleep anyway.
Trump is launching an obvious Neo-imperialistic venture against Venezuela, attempting to replace the Chinese and Russian back Maduro regime with one more under Trump’s direct control. How well is this going to go for him, do you think?
Well, Syria fell recently. But before that, Nobel peace prize winner Barack intervened in the Syrian “civil war” and 3 successive white house administrations occupied the country’s oil-rich northeast for a full decade, strangling the nation’s economic lifeblood.
Similarly, the CIA can start another “civil war” in Venezuela and conveniently intervene yet again, with the “righteous” emboldened by Uncle Sam’s invincible toys circling off the coast.
Cell phones may start exploding in people’s pockets. Bombs may go off around the country. Drones may start assassinating key leadership in Caracas to force regime change.
Nothing is off limits in the American playbook. Not morals, not principles, certainly not “rule of law”. Just a believable excuse with an expiry date.
When maria won the nobel peace prize this year, I quipped to friends this means war is coming to Venezuela, and she is the chosen righteous backed by the knights of freedom in opposition of evil, tyranny and oppression, aka the ruling incumbent.
If Gaza can suffer groundhog day for 2 full years without sanction from international bodies, not even the IOC, the bottom can fall out for the Maduro government with no redress possible.
Let’s just hope Venezuela doesn’t end up like Syria, Libya or Iraq, its spirit and national pride smashed into smithereens requiring the coming decades to make whole.
How many more refugees will Venezuela export this decade?
There are no tears shed for losers on the geopolitical chessboard.
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What is something every parent should know?
It’s something that’s not articulated quite as acutely as it should.
You hear variations of it like ‘Time goes so quickly. Enjoy every minute.’ But, that’s a gentle way of saying it.
Truth is that every stage of a child’s life means an ultimate passing away of sorts. The version of them that you know now eventually ceases to exist. And, you find yourself mourning phases gone by. There’s no pretty way to describe that loss. Think about loved ones you’ve lost and how much you wish you could see them again and say and do certain things. That’s what it’s like. You’ll never again get to squeeze your two year-old once they’re no longer two. Sigh.
The version they were as babies, or toddlers, or teens will one day be no more. 😢 You’ll never get that back. Those phases will just be memories that you’ll revisit through old photos and videos.
Of course that’s how things are SUPPOSED to go, but it’s still sad. At least for me.
So, to all new parents, I’d say, times will often be hard, tiring, or frustrating, but in the blink of an eye, you’ll go from this:
To this:
And whilst each stage is freaking amazing, you’ll never get those former years back. Please try to relish and ingest it all, as best as you can. Take lots of pics and videos, because you WILL forget certain things. Above all, preserve their sweet, tiny voices when they’re small. You’ll miss that angelic voice when they’re grown. ❤️
Adriatic Roasted Chicken


Ingredients
- 1 whole chicken, cut into pieces
- 1/4 cup olive oil
- 1 onion, thinly sliced
- 4 garlic cloves
- 8 small new potatoes, cut into quarters
- 1 (14 ounce) can diced tomatoes
- 1/2 cup low salt chicken broth
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 1 teaspoon honey
- 1 tablespoon herbes de Provence
- 1 lemon
Instructions
- Heat oven to 350 degrees F.
- Wash and dry the chicken pieces. Rub the chicken pieces with olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Place skin side up in a roasting pan that’s big enough to hold in one layer.
- Add the sliced onion, the unpeeled garlic, the cut potatoes, the tomatoes and the honey.
- Drizzle the remaining olive oil and the herbes de Provence and mix everything well.
- add the chicken broth.
- Add some salt and pepper.
- Bake for 1 to 1 1/4 hours. Check browning and turn after 30 minutes as needed.
- Remove from oven when chicken is brown and drumstick is easily detached and potatoes are tender. Arrange chicken and all on pretty platter.
- Cut the lemon into wedges and place around platter.
- Serve with good bread.
Attribution
Recipe and photo used with permission from: National Chicken Council
Why do some snipers prefer bolt-action rifles?
One of my High School Coaches had been a member of a Marine Rifle Team…
Gunny was able to purchase his competition weapon, an M14 that had been “de-milled” from Selective Fire during the accurising process.
According to Gunny, he preferred to single load each round, to avoid any chance of deformation in the magazine due to recoil, as well as during the trip from the magazine to the chamber… the handloaded projectiles can be “set back” in the case, altering the freebore, which will alter the ballistics….
SO – While Special Operations can have whatever they want, For most precise shooting, the single shots predominate in the US military inventory…
M2010 ESR Remington
USMC M40A1
Barret MRAD
M24 Sniper Weapon System
Where the trend diverges in for the “Designated Marksman” role, where the M14 derived “Designated Marksman Rifle” continues in the inventory…
Cops Discover Boy’s Body During Welfare Check
Did Mao Zedong really want to start a revolution or was he just using that as an excuse to get rid of his political opponents and strengthen his power in China?
Mao was like Gandhi Or George Washington in China
He had no rivals, no political opponents whatsoever
China had embraced communism and all it’s opponents had fled to Taiwan
Why did Mao start a revolution?
Because of Chinese equivalents of Ambani, Adani, Modi, Rahul Gandhi, Kohli, SRK & the thousands of corrupt officials in India
Because of people from the middle class silently watched and even secretly preferred the corruption and elitism aiming to be part of the elite , then uplifting the poor people
China was a Gutter Cesspit in 1950s
Like India of 2025
Elitism was at its peak
Maos greatest desire was EDUCATION
He had a vision
However his vision was contested by elitism and CLASSES
Mao then made his famous 1959 speech
Marx proposed a classless society. It won’t work. A Society has to have TWO CLASSES – THE STATE AND THE PEOPLE
This was a deviation from the USSR model of communism where everyone called each other comrade and had a hypocrisy of equality.
Beginning the Sino – Soviet split
What did Mao do?
Simple
He told the Ambanis and Adanis that their land belonged to the State and they were just tenants now who worked for the State and entitled to a share in the crop
Anyone who protested – “Disappeared”
He told the Kohlis and Dhonis and SRKs to share their wealth with the people. The Equitable distribution laws.
Anyone who protested – “Disappeared” and the State took the excess wealth anyway
He told the middle class spectators TO EITHER FULLY STAND BEHIND CHINA OR GET THE HELL OUT OF CHINA
Most decided to stay
Quite a lot of them fled and were allowed to flee unlike the others
The greatest people’s movement of the 20th century finally removed the colonial mindset from China
The people formed A SINGLE CLASS
The State formed another class
Sure maybe 500,000 to 1 Million disappeared and many millions fled China to HK, US, UK and even India
Mei Yang Changs grandfather fled the revolution in 1961 from Hubei and Chang was born in 1982 in Bihar
Only when I see India, I realize what China could have sunk into had it not been for Mao
He saved China
He ensured China was intact and ready for Deng and later Xi Jinping
It’s why his mistakes are easily forgiven
Spicy Grilled Steak (Shawayuh)

This is a Yemenite specialty.
Ingredients
- 2 pounds beef boneless sirloin steak,1 1/2 inches thick
- 1 1/2 teaspoons coarsely ground pepper
- 3 tablespoons caraway seed
- 3/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
- 1/4 teaspoon cardamom seed, crushed
Instructions
- Slash outer edge of fat on beef steak diagonally at 1-inch intervals to prevent curling (do not cut into lean).
- Mix remaining ingredients. Sprinkle on both sides of beef; lightly press into beef.
- Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour.
- Grill beef 4 to 5 inches from medium coals, turning 2 or 3 times, until of desired doneness, 25 to 35 minutes for medium.
- Cut into serving pieces.
Yield: 6 servings
What things make you wonder, “Who approved this design?”
I got a few. These logos make me facepalm.
So, there is doggy, and A doggy? Noted.
NewYork, Milan, Berlin, California. These are the logo design capitals of the world. And this is what was taken as the logo for NewYork’s most important occupation. Sigh!
In their defense, they are Swedish. It could mean another thing in Swedish.
This is exactly what a house would do if you walked it on it naked. Too bad it didn’t cover the bust.
Yeah, the Olympics committee approved this one. That’s for sure.
I am very uncertain of the health being promoted here.
This logo was made by Paul Rand. PAUL FUCKING RAND.
AMERICAN PEDIATRIC CENTER. I think they spelled Paedophilic wrong.
Yeah, I am not eating any of that dough. I can’t trust the cream in it.
Are you sure you are a pharmacy?
CLINICA DENTA. Why even try?
No, not my dish.
Definitely owned by one of the Jenners.
CATHOLIC CHURCH’S ARCHDIOCESAN YOUTH COMMISSION. To be fair, it’s pretty is a great Easter egg.
INSTITUTE OF ORIENTAL STUDIES. That’s a pretty round….. Never mind.
Is it? Is it really?
Those are all for now. Will add more if y’all find the interesting.
Last Night
Written in response to: “Your character sees something unfamiliar out of the corner of their eye. What happens next?“
Jeff Paolino
Last Night
by Jeff Paolino
Debbie Cornlow ran around the corner of the brick building and slammed her back against it. She took a couple deep breaths. On an exhale she peeked back around the corner. Nothing but a rat running through a puddle. Five blocks away a few cars traveled west to east under the yellow glow of the streetlights. The sidewalks were ready for the waste operatives in the morning. The traffic light clicked and unstuck her from the corner.
The street was black slick with fresh rain. It sparkled back and forth as she balanced on her heels, her corns were bustin’ from the run. She walked on, clutching the lapels of her dark green overcoat, glancing over her shoulder on repeat. Eyeliner ran down her cheeks. She peeked again, and noticed something out of the corner of her eye. Something crouched by the trash bags across the street. A child. She jerked her head back to the bags, and the child was gone. It was the trash can, must have been. You never know in this city.
She wiped the wet from her eyes and looked both ways down the street. Empty, quiet. Only a few windows were lit by other nocturnals. Debbie knew a scream wouldn’t do anything at this time. She crossed the street over to the trash. No kid, that was a relief, then a can popped in the bag by her knee. Her heart froze. She pulled the bags away to find the child. She tore open one bag and was met with beady black eyes and a snarled white grin. Fear struck again, this time in a different way. She backed into the tin trashcan and fell on her rear, the raccoon scuttled away. She got up and fixed the mess she made, when a shadow darted behind her. She caught a glimpse of, what looked like, a small gray foot disappear into the alley.
The alley was dark and thin, lit only by the street lamps at either end. She could make out some dumpsters toward the middle, and a figure, crouched by the fire escape on the opposite wall. Debbie called to the figure, “Hello?” Nothing moved. “Hey, do you need help?” She walked into the dark of the alley. The silhouette shuddered, then rose from its crouch. Its shoulders jutted out and up, followed sharply by its torso. The legs stretched ten feet. The arms grew long and slow, and forward after Debbie. She backed up with contorted countenance, tears streaming. The creature’s mouth opened and a bright light beamed out onto Debbie. The mouth moved and distorted the brightness. It turned her pupils into pinholes. She tore away and ran halfway down the block.
She would have run all the way home, but this was crazy. What just happened? She couldn’t be left guessing and chalk it all up to the alcohol mixing badly, or something. That was nothing she couldn’t handle, so she stopped and turned around. Her vision focused and zoomed onto the entrance of the alley. After a moment, a raccoon scuttled its dumpy butt out of the alley. Debbie was tired. It was just a raccoon. The same raccoon? Who knows? Time to go to bed.
Her apartment building and entered the code. Behind the glass door was a crouched shadow, just a chair. There was no shadow. Hell, maybe no raccoon. She walked up the first flight of steps. On each floor there was an apartment door. The walls were white, with some water damage here and there in the corners. As she passed the first door, a shadow came into her peripheral. She ignored it. The second floor the same. This time she jerked toward the shadow, it vanished. A residual dark cloud lingered for a moment, before dissipating into the bright white of the door.
She climbed the last flight of stairs, jangled her lock, and opened the door. Shades drawn, her apartment was dark. The door closed behind her. Standing in the corner to her right, was a man. His face stretched like putty, and his eyeballs rolled around in his skull. She jumped and flicked the switch. Nothing but the coat rack in the corner. Jeez, Debbie, pull it together, she thought, then pulled a bottle of bourbon from the shelf with a short glass, and plopped everything on the table.
No need for ice tonight. The whiskey filled to the top and she gulped half down. Just go to bed. It will be fine. I didn’t know that could happen. I can’t ever go to that bar again, that’s for damn sure. I didn’t know people could foam from the mouth like that. Why was he flopping so hard on the ground? And that sound, that sound of flesh covered skull hitting cement, over and over again. That has never happened before. Never. It has always gone smooth. Too much? I did others the same amount with much better results. Did I drop more than I thought, on accident? On purpose? No, I would never. I counted the pills outside the bar, after I left, before the alley. Why do I keep having this conversation? I know what happened. I knew the moment it happened. They told me not too much, I did too much. If I can handle what I took, then why would that have happened? I am so tired.
She put the last sip of bourbon to her lips and dropped the glass. It shattered on the floor like someone she had met before. It slipped, not her fault. Her legs wobbled and her torso jerked. Just get to bed. She dragged her hand across the hallway wall, then fell onto her bed, laid on her back and cuddled the covers tight.
Bubbles flooded her brain as she dozed. They popped, leaving black orbs of smoke that faded into the dark gray. Her eyes opened, then closed, testing the darkness of each, unable to separate the two. She clutched the covers tighter. Eyes opened, closed, opened, to see the child crouched on her dresser, a black silhouette in the blackness of the new morning.
Iron butterflies, rusty and ungreased, ripped at the lining of her stomach. Her body was stiff, only her eyes could move. The creature’s upper half stretched to the ceiling, its lower half stretched to the floor. Its bony limbs cracked and jerked, and extended to every wall. Its Spider-like crouch filled the room. Leathery gray skin hung from its body, wrinkled and smeared with red streaks. Its huge putty face hovered over Debbie’s. Its eyeballs rolled around in its skull. A green syrup dripped from its pointed nose and landed into Debbie’s mouth. The monster’s jaw cracked and churned. It opened wide. A beam of white light blasted out and burned Debbie’s eyes. Its jaw jerked opened wider, letting out more, brighter light that consumed her vision. Foam sprayed from her mouth. Her skull smacked against the headboard as she drifted into the silent white light.
Why do some people on welfare choose not to work?
In NJ that’s next to impossible.
I do volunteer work. I see this all the time.
A woman comes in devastated. In a complete panic. Depressed. Ashamed.
For whatever reason the primary wage earner in the house has disappeared. He died. Was arrested and is in jail. Took off with another woman. Either way? He’s gone.
They have three kids under seven. The youngest is two. He was working and she was staying home taking care of the kids. It made no sense for her to work and bring home $2100 a month and then pay $1600 for childcare. She stayed home with the kids.
You conservatives like that. Trad wife. Trad family. Dad works, mom raises the kids.
Now she has $2000 a month rent. $800 a month groceries. Car payment, insurance, gas, heat.
She also has no recent employment. No real job skills. With $4000 a month in bills. Nobody to watch the kids so she can go out and work. Leaving them home alone is illegal.
The last place in the world she wants to be is in the welfare office.
So? In NJ. She is going to get rent assistance. Probably moved into low income housing with section 8 paying for that. SNAP. That solves the housing and food situation. Doesn’t solve the employment or childcare situation.
She going to get vocational training of some sort.
I’m not going to lie. I’m not sure how the childcare works or who pays for that. I know it gets taken care of.
So. Within a year. She’s employed. That’s the program here. Uh oh! She only makes $40,000 a year. So she’s not completely off public benefits. Still in affordable housing. Her rent there was adjusted to her paying $400 a month. Her food stamps went from $600 a month to $200 a month.
She’s paying taxes now because she’s working. Her ex that disappeared was paying taxes for years. It’s not a zero sum equation.
Over time she gets raises. More education. Promoted. Eventually earns herself out of all public benefits.
That’s best case scenario.
I also see this.
That mother for some reason can’t or wont comply with everything that goes along with welfare here. She keeps failing drug urinalysis. Two rehabs. Kids in foster care. Can’t or wont do the vocational training. Permanently loses her housing benefit, custody of her kids, SNAP. Those kids never see her again. The mom disappears into the night. Or finds some freaky sugar daddy. Runs off with the bike club.
I’m getting really sick and tired of people thinking these welfare people are sitting around watching TV all day. Eating lobster and steak. Driving Cadillacs.
It’s really stressful. Lonely. Very low hard existence.
Yeah. There’s some abuses to the system.
The big one I see very often. That mom in low income housing moves in her bf.
Doesn’t tell anybody about the increased household income. Nobody knows he’s living there. On one hand she’s used to being married with a man in the house. On the other hand she’s scamming the benefits. Then again? He’s not married to her. Can disappear at anytime. Has no legal responsibility for support even though he works and earns good money.
Either way? A family stayed together. The kids are inside. Eating. Pre school or school. Both of them are working and paying taxes. The alternative is the state paying for foster care for three kids. Snap and housing benefits usually go along with that too.
It’s a crazy situation. People are injured. Die. Develop an addiction to booze or drugs. Are imprisoned. All kinds of things lead to that.
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Have people been putting off travelling to America because of Trump?
No I am not going because of the rude exoerenced I have had at the us border.
I a cis white male, was driving a nice newer car with my now ex wife who also was a professional. We looked the part of middle aged professionals on a little trip, which we were.
I had been working in Afghanistan on USAID funded projects. At the land crossing at Pembina ND, just south of Winnipeg Mabitoba, a crossing that on weekends is completely packed with Canadians, just like us, crossing to go to Grand Forks ND for mini vacations, concerts and shopping.
But I had a bunch of Afghan visaa, USE transit stamps, a Pakistani and an India visa in my passport so we must be terrorists, right? Everything out of the car, my ex and I kept seperate by several scowling young punks.
I had purposely placed my US Embassy pass, my company ID and my ISAF, the NATO military force in Afghanistan pass that indicated that I am was a contractor with Top Secret clearance. These passes got me into the US embassy, everywhere on every military base in Afghanistan including into top secret operations centres there.
But it was not good enough for a training Immigration guy. He picked them up sniffed dismissively and tossed them across the pile of my stuff and it landed on the floor.
An older agent picked it up and looked at me. Asked where I was, I told him Badiskian Provence working on the Keshiam Fiziabad Road, he had heard of it and asked how it was going. Then he told me he had been with the Guard in Kunduz. I asked ITT (Imbeded Training Team, training and living with Afghan forces) or FOB (Forward Operating Base, where NATO forces operated out if, thus one ran by the Germans) He said ITT and I said pitty, the Germans had good beer. We laughed but we had exchanged our bona fides.
He called the punk over, asked if he had seen that and the punk dismissively said it was nothing. The vet said I was over there fighting the Global War on Terror (and here i thought all I was doing was building a road in a nasty place).
He made the punk apologize and helped reload the car.
But the old guy will be retired now and the punk will be a senior agent now.
I don’t want to deal with him or his kind again.
MAELSTROM
Written in response to: “Write a story that includes someone swimming in water or diving into the unknown.“
HAAKON RAGNSKJOLD
“So…are you.” Can’t help myself but I start feeling really, really awkward. I’m sure she never picked up on it, but I was so in love with her back in ’43, when we both starred in The Aqua-Marine and the She-Wolf, the ninth Aqua-Marine serial. She played Ursula, the She-Wolf, this gorgeous pirate maid, more ruthless than the Dragon Lady from Terry and the Pirates. I played myself, Jackie Harkins, like I always did, Prince Thag’s kid sidekick. Well, partner is more like it, since I wasn’t just a kid anymore. I’d just turned sixteen. I never found out how old Miss Chandler was, but she always had a lot of the guys around her in attendance and I figured, what could she see in a kid like me?
But she doesn’t look like she’s changed a bit. She’s just the way I remember her. But if that was back in 1943, and I’ve been in here since 1950, and…how long have I been here? She would have to be in her fifties now…
“It’s me, alright, Jackie. If I tell you somethings that only I would know, would that convince you?” She proceeded to do just that. There was no doubt about it. This was Julia Chandler, there was no doubt about that. But something started nagging at the back of my mind, something that should have been obvious, but whatever it was I just wasn’t quite getting it.
“Look, it’s great to see you, but could I have those pills? I need them to…”
“You mean the Kheft?” She shook the bottle in her hand and slowly approached me.
“Kheft? No—this is Oxynite.”
She smiled and held the bottle sideways in her two fingers. “I know what Nefertat told you. You need it to enrich your oxygen levels while you’re down here. But that was only so he could keep you dreaming down here all these years. You have no idea how long you’ve even been here, do you? Or even what you really are.”
She had gotten really close by now. The closer she got the more uncomfortable I was getting—not because there was this beautiful woman two feet away from me, a woman I’d loved for years, but because the feeling that something was just not right wouldn’t go away.
“In some ways, you’re still like a young boy. Not been around too many women.”
“Well…” I was beginning to feel uncomfortably hot though the room was cool enough. “…there hasn’t been too much time for girls, what with all the…adventures.”
“And saving the world like the two of you used to do. You’ve given up a lot…but I know how you really feel.”
And suddenly, so suddenly I didn’t even register how, she was in my arms.
Or rather I should say I was in her arms. It all happened so quickly and, not that I didn’t like it—I had fantasized about that woman ever since the first time I’d seen her. Something magnetic in her eyes. But up close like this, that wasn’t how I’d pictured something like this happening.
I needed to think this out and I started trying to push her back. This was all happening too quick for my comfort. I couldn’t budge her. I could feel the cords and tendons in her arms. They felt unyielding as steel. Her voice whispered kissing soft.
“Relax. Just close your eyes. I know you want this…” I felt her lips touch my neck.
It felt like tiny needles piercing my skin. I’d been gripped by octopus suckers before, it felt like that. I pushed against her, hard as I could but her grip was too strong.
Suddenly I knew why this had all felt wrong. From somewhere inside me came a surge of strength I could not have imagined I actually had. I broke her grip on me. Out of the corner of my eyes I could see a series of small round marks, like those an octopus’ suckers make on skin.
The woman crouched like some predatory beast. Her fingers became curled claws. But it was her mouth that shocked me most. Something like teeth jutted out of her mouth, but they were too long and thin and sticking out at right angles to her face.
And her face. It was no longer that of the actress who had played Ursula in the serial. How could it be? Julia Chandler had died in the same shipping accident that had taken out the Aqua-marine in 1949.
“What…are you?”
She still had Julie Chandler’s face, but it was like it was some kind of liquid mask and was now slowly rolling off her face. To my horror I saw hers was not the only one. It’s like there was a whole host of them, fighting for their place on her head. It was almost like watching candle wax drip.
Her voice hissed out. “Not exactly the seaweed draped corpse you might be expected to find. I’m surprised you found your strength. I took the Kheft away from you too quickly. Your human self was the weakest link and you’re waking up too quickly.”
“What the hell are you?” I’m not used to using profanity but all this was too much.
“”Follow me to your Prince Thag if you’d find out.” And then she whipped out the room. I’d already had an example of her speed. She had tried to kill me! There was no way I should have been able to fight her off. But I knew where she was going.
The tank Thag floated in was vast—fifty feet by fifty and a thousand feet deep. The outer airlock door was open. No—torn open. How could any living thing be so strong as to tear steel like that? Of course, my friend could do it easily.
The inner door had a window, three feet thick, but clear as crystal. The woman—whatever she was—had gotten in somehow. Her skin was covered by fish scales, fins sprouted from her arms, legs and back. A dark figure floated in the middle of the tank.
It was my friend, Prince Thag of Atlantis, just as I remembered him, completely human, silvery hair moving with the motion of the waters. A face, movie star handsome, just the way I remembered from all our times together.
But even as I watched it was like looking at an image made of smoke and watching the smoke blow away. Julie had said that the kheft made me dream. By God—was the dream fading and was this the reality?
He was no longer the man I remembered. Fish scale. Fins. Armor plate. This couldn’t be Prince Thag of Atlantis, my friend! He looked exactly the way he did in the film, that accursed film!
The woman-thing was attacking him. Her claws was tearing at him. I don’t know what was happening. I didn’t know why Thag was looking like that. I had no idea what had changed him, but he was still my friend, and I had to help him, somehow.
But how?
In fury I punched at the inner door. Futile. Even if I could smash the door open I’d drown. I wasn’t an amphibian like Aqua-Marine. Nonetheless, I kept on punching. It was the only thing I could think of to do.
And suddenly I felt like I was floating. I opened my eyes and saw a face. But what looked at me through hate-filled eyes was only human in the vaguest fashion. There was a lust there that was more dangerous than any I could have ever have conceived. I moved suddenly, striking at her, defending myself to the best of my ability. The woman-thing drew back. I had won a brief breathing space.
But I wasn’t breathing! The shock hit me immediately. Water was coming into me through the sides of my throat. I looked at my arm. My hand raised before my eyes. Scales like a fish. Skin hard as a rock. I was in the water tank! Somehow I had awoken in the body of my friend. This was Thag’s body!
But Thag was completely human in appearance. He couldn’t look like this! Webs between his fingers. And still the She-thing kept attacking me. Why was Thag so helpless? Why was I in his body. If I was in here, where was he? No time to think, this woman was intent on murdering him—me—and all I could do was fight. Waves of her hatred washed over me, and her thoughts—such malice and loathing!
“The only one of your kind. The only male. Oh, how long we’ve hunted you, you would have brought death to the Siren Race. They finally bred you, nothing but a killing machine. Killed your fifty brothers in battle, mindless, brainless.”
All the while these insane thoughts flowed from her mind to mine, she kept on striking, ripping and tearing but Thagimasidas’ armor held.
“But you had to develop a soul—needed to be weak, vulnerable, learn humanity. Spawned a human from your side. Developed a mind, feelings, emotions—a soul!”
Her madness was worse than her physical attack. And I had had just about enough of it! I was taught to never hit a woman—but this was no lady!
“Captain Nefartat lied to you, boy—told you a comic book story. Kept you locked up here for over a hundred years. You’ll never get to see what they’ve done to the world—I’ll see to that!”
Killing machine. Despite the swiftness of her attack I seized her in an iron grip. I could feel the cracking beginning in her armor. Was that panic showing on that fish-like face. With a great surge of strength she suddenly broke free and darted toward the airlock door. She had manipulated the lock from the outside but in her panic tore through the steel door. Three feet of reinforced steel!
I followed her out but she was gone, probably out the same way she had somehow found to get inside. Thousands of gallons of water poured out from the ruined doors. The entire bunker might be flooded. But at least I had escaped her madness.
The human body I had lived in for I had no idea even for how long had been washed into a corner. Dead. There would be no returning to it. I hadn’t believed the story she had mentally thrown at me. How could I look at it as anything but a psychic attack?
But I looked at the face—formerly my face—of the man I’d once been. The truth was even now fully seeping in. I had been the Aqua-Marine, no hero, but a mindless killing machine who had spawned a human body to learn kindness and compassion. But it had served its purpose. I had kept young for decades and not even known it. But the body before me had attained its true age. A man that must have been over a hundred fifty years old.
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