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“In my 20 years as a candy-filled oracle, I’ve never seen such blatant myopia.” —Bartholomew

I was working as a district regional manager for a franchisee. (I was called upon because the original fellow, passed suddenly, and it did not give the Owner a chance to have someone to fall back to.)

In this case, it wasn’t ME being robbed, but the Franchisee itself!

We had cameras (non-audio) very early version. Installed at all stores, viewing the register, the office (where the safe is). Deposits were being made, however, money was STILL disappearing.

I reverted my suspicions that it was in the Franchisee’s Office. And I did not think it was the accountant either – (she’s been there too long, and she’s got very strong accountability). The Owners had a hard time believing that it would be “in their office” but not their Accountant!

The Owner himself and I talked, I told him – Hand me the office keys, and alarm access code, and I will install a camera after the office is closed on Friday. He agreed but he was absolutely adamant that it wasn’t his family or his Accountant. I then said “We will see….”

He shelled out big bucks for a small camera (that had audio too) – which I acquired from the Military Base Store. Because this was “wireless” – there wouldn’t be any cables dangling along, and the power supply was connected above the ceiling. You wouldn’t even notice it was there.

We put the recording box, which he wanted to be able to access it via the PC at home as well as he agreed for me to have access. So the pass code was given and I owned a website, so I created a restricted website, for the review of video. Restricted only to him and myself.

On that Friday night, since I had the alarm to alert (if your PC is on it will flash as long as you had the website opened, if you did not and you logged in – it will pop up an alert) → Just after midnight, the alarm went off, here’s the shocker, it was his relative, a cousin → he actually picked the lock and was inside the office, apparently, HE KNEW the combination to the safe, and he opened the bank bags (that contained Petty Cash for the stores) – pretty much “helped himself”.

The Owner phoned me and said “I’VE CALLED THE POLICE!” We both drove out to the place, and while that particular cousin was long gone, it was all too late. Well, the COPS stated “it’s family, so therefore, a civil matter…” Would not proceed.

The Owner was literally frustrated! I then said “I have an idea….” His wife was visibly upset and rightfully so. I have a friend that works at the bank, what we are going to do, is put those explosive ink in one of the “old bags” that’s not even in use anymore. (To protect the money that’s in the other bags.)

Then Saturday morning, I stopped at a bank for the explosive ink… and when she asked why, I told her ‘You will see….’ and she carefully put it inside the bag I brought in… I carried it.

Then we placed it ON TOP of the other bank bags…

Come early Sunday morning, around 2 AM, the same cousin showed up… and he was drunk and he raided the safe again! BOOM! It went into his eyes and blinded him, and the Owner’s wife phoned the police that a “break in” was in their office… and phoned me.

Cops were there before we were, and the cousin was handcuffed and being treated by the Paramedics (he had the bag way too close to his face).

Regretfully, the Owners had no choice put to impose a restraining order against the Cousin. He went to jail. However, his Lawyer (defender) argued that “This is family matter, and not criminal.” They lost the case, and he went to State Prison for several years, and was no longer welcomed or permitted to be on such said property.

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“The Case of the Missing Monocle”
(Or: How a Fancy Cat Became an Optical Outlaw)


Chapter 1: A Gentleman’s Crisis

Dawn broke over the farm, and with it, disaster—Sir Whiskerton’s gold-rimmed monocle had vanished! Chaos ensued:

  • “Without it, I can’t tell a mouse from a yarn ball!” The detective promptly face-planted into the chicken feed bin.

  • Ditto the Echoing Kitten parroted: “Yarn ball! Yarn ball!” (Then got stuck in the bin himself).

Meanwhile, a suspicious gleam flickered from the barn…


Chapter 2: Genghis’ “Optical Revolution”

Inside Genghis the Cat’s secret grain vault:

  • The monocle hung proudly as a “luxury peephole”, surveilling three tons of illegally hoarded wheat.

  • His lackeys (The Three Dumb Cat Gang) inspected each grain under a magnifying glass:

    • Bootlicker Lester: “Boss, this one looks like your profile!”

    • Dull-Headed Clyde: “Uh… which side’s the face?”

    • Echo Cat Loomis: “Face! Face!”

(Visual gag: The monocle’s reflection projects a claw-scratched sign: “NO POOR ALLOWED.”)


Chapter 3: Bartholomew’s “Helpful” Prophecy

Bartholomew the Piñata suddenly spoke:

  • “He who seeks truth… shall first be slapped by it.”

  • Porkchop immediately gnawed his leg: “English, please!”

  • A candy-stained note fluttered out: “Check under the third floorboard.”

(Plot twist: The back read: “50% OFF HEMORRHOID CREAM.”)


Chapter 4: The Great Heist Defense

When Sir Whiskerton stormed the vault:

  • Genghis adjusted his gold chain: “It’s not stealing—it’s wealth redistribution… for optics!”

  • Ditto cheered: “Optics! Optics!” (Then was buried under falling grain sacks).

  • Bartholomew added: “Crime has consequences—” THUD! A avalanche of hoarded fish treats crushed Genghis.


Moral of the Story
Fancy accessories don’t justify crime… but they do make your downfall look stylish.


Post-Credit Scene
The Three Dumb Cats try using the monocle to grill fish with sunlight—accidentally igniting Genghis’ faux-fur toupee.


Best Lines

  • “What? It’s feline trickle-down economics!” —Genghis, Unrepentant Connoisseur

  • “In my 20 years as a candy-filled oracle, I’ve never seen such blatant myopia.” —Bartholomew

  • “Echo! Echo! …HELP!” —Ditto, Grain Silo Victim


Starring

  • Genghis (Monocle Bandit)

  • Bartholomew (Cryptic Candy Dispenser)

  • Sir Whiskerton (Half-Blind Avenger)

(P.S. Porkchop later wore the monocle as a derpy necklace—backwards.)


Cultural Easter Eggs

  1. “Optical redistribution” roasts influencer buzzwords.

  2. The hemorrhoid ad mirrors late-night TV scams.

  3. “No Poor Allowed” sign parodies elitist country clubs.

  4. Burning toupee references failed TikTok life hacks.

(Curtain falls. Grain embargo remains in effect.)

We have a saying, “if you’ve ever lived in Russia, you won’t laugh at a circus”. Let me show you some of my photos of the streets here, so you can understand what I mean.

How many lines are there?

Use bricks.

River flow

Electric poles and plants

Horse racing

The train is late. Always late.

Special tank lane.

Wooden floor make a hole.

Not enough wooden floors? Here are used tires.

After the rain, the road turned into a canal.

Pool.

The three lines mean you can’t use the plane.

Trees grow in Kostroma.

You guys think it’s photoshop, right? In Russia we don’t need it, this is an edited version of reality, more real time anyway.

Right, eh left.

The fun is muddy.

This many people, in a sinkhole.

My husband died from a massive heart attack. It started while he was driving. He managed to pull over into the parking lot of a small hair salon. I went there later and asked the owner, who had been the one to call 911, if she could tell me about his final moments.

To answer the question, yes, it hurt. Mightily. He stumbled out of the car, saying something unintelligible and looking as if he were drunk or on drugs. It scared the employees so they locked the door and went to get the owner. She saw him, collapsed by then, but still trying to talk. She had someone call 911 and went out to him. This is what he was saying..

“It hurts, it hurts. I’m going to die. I’m going to die.”

Over and over again. And then he threw up all over the hood of her parked car.

She told me he was terrified. The paramedics came and I guess they need to get a person to a certain point of stability before driving and they tried for a good while. She said he just kept repeating that it hurt and he was dying. They finally left and he was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital.

I don’t know what I was expecting him to say. That he loved me and our four children? To say something profound? How silly and selfish. He loved us. We knew and know it. He was in a pain I can’t even imagine and don’t want to try. I get so sad thinking about how scared he was. Wishing it had been quick but it wasn’t. As I have learned, the pain of a heart attack or stroke is different for every individual. Some have less, some more, and some not at all.

Our children are grown now but still talk about him all the time. He’s very much in their minds. The suddenness of it. No opportunity to say goodbye. They cried about that a lot. Even now I’ll occasionally I’ll get a tearful phone call asking me if we can talk about Daddy. Especially from our son who was only 15 at the time.

He died at the age of 53. It did hurt. A lot. And was very very sad.

 

Not once but twice while on vacation with my daughter she is fluent in Spanish and once at the airport she overheard a lady trying to understand what an airline employee was asking for but she spoke little English and was getting anxious at not understanding so my daughter stepped up and interpreted for her. Then again at the hotel the registration clerk was being difficult to the non English speaking lady so my daughter stepped in and translated for her. She is an angel on earth when it comes to helping people. It is so simple for some but she has the skill and not afraid to help. Because she does not look like a typical Spanish speaker she had overheard many strange conversations that if they knew she could understand them they would be so embarrassed

Though there are many “Apple-chain” companies in China—but few, if any, sit at the heart of Apple’s value chain.

Take the iPhone 15 Pro Max, for example: its manufacturing cost is roughly US $558. Of that, Chinese suppliers contribute roughly 2.5% of the value—around $14.

The crown jewels—the ones worth the most—still come from the U.S., followed by South Korea and Japan.

Why is that? It comes down to how Apple slices the pie.

Making an iPhone involves two main stages: parts and assembly.

First, the parts—everything from tiny screws and flex cables to the screen and battery. The values differ wildly, and the single most valuable part is the chip.

The A17 Pro in the iPhone 15 Pro Max alone costs about $130—roughly one-fifth of the total cost. That’s a prize Apple keeps firmly in its own hands.

The next most valuable parts are the display and the memory modules—supplied by Koreans; the third most expensive is the camera assembly—from Japanese firms.

So what’s left for Chinese suppliers? The frame, back cover, charging port, various connectors, and so on.

As for assembly—putting all those parts together into the final product—that work is overwhelmingly done by Chinese mainland and Taiwanese companies.

Seen this way, Chinese firms provide vast labor and technical support yet earn only a sliver of the profits, and they’re easily swapped out if needed.

In 2022, having been repeatedly tormented by Trump’s rhetoric, Cook decided to kick off a “spare-tire plan”: move production to India!

Apple’s ultimate goal is to shift half of its iPhone production out of China.

Although Chinese suppliers earn labor-level wages, the technical difficulty of what they do is by no means trivial—especially compared to India.

Back in 2009, Apple wanted to switch the iPhone 3GS to a glass screen, which meant drilling a hole for the earpiece. It sounds trivial, but glass shatters the moment a drill bit touches it.

After scouring the globe, Apple teamed up with a precision-tool shop in Beijing to develop a custom drill that saved the launch schedule.

Modern tech manufacturing is far more intricate than it looks. Those “easy” tweaks often keep engineers up at night.

Back in 2010, Steve Jobs told President Obama that Apple’s China factories employ 700,000 workers—and to support them, they need some 30,000 engineers. “You can’t find that many in America to hire,” he said, explaining why Apple was reluctant to bring production back to the U.S.

That deep bench of engineering talent is one of China’s true competitive moats.

In 2023, Apple even tried building an Indian line to add metal brackets and screw holes to iPhone glass covers and chassis. A year later, yields still lagged, so the work quietly shifted back to China. Today, India handles only basic final assembly; anything more complex, and they hit a wall.

Whether it’s Indian or Chinese factories, they’re all laborers in Apple’s realm—and Apple, as always, takes the lion’s share.

But for China’s tech industry, the “Apple chain” is just one chapter. From smartphones to smart TVs, robot vacuums to drones, China is building its own high-tech ecosystem.

Hello, Gutboi !

The EU was formed out of the EC, which in turn was formed out of the ECSC, to make trade and cooperation within the European continent easier and ensure peace in Europe.

“Uh, what?”

Okay, history time!

Once upon a time, there was a huge war in Europe, which Germany lost. As punishment, Germany was imposed with such harsh war reparations that it naturally lead to another huge war, even more devastating. And, uh, Germany lost that too. In the aftermath of that second war, it was realised that a major reason for the war being fought in the first place was the constant struggle over Europe’s natural resources. So to make war not just unthinkable, but physically impossible, France and Germany came up with a brilliant idea: to open the market for coal and steel, so that there would not be any point in trying to conquer another country to get their coal or steel – it would be alot cheaper to just buy it. This was the European Coal and Steel Community, ECSC.

ECSC was such a success that the idea was expanded to, well, everything else. Not just coal and steel, but any form of commodity and service. Thus the European Community, the EC, was born.

And that too was a success. Eventually the European Community became too unwieldy, but instead of scrapping the idea, the EC was reformed to the European Union, and the idea behing both ECSC and EC were expanded even further: now it was not just about goods and services, but also capital and people. To make it even easier, it was complemented with the Schengen area, the idea that there should hardly be any borders within the Union (except for some outliers, and including a few non-EU countries).

The US had nothing to do with it. That’s just one more of Trump’s many lies.

U.S. MILITARY WILLING TO ATTACK “DESIGNATED TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS”

(except)……THE COMMANDER OF the arm of the U.S. military responsible for President Donald Trump’s illegal military occupations of American cities said he is willing to conduct attacks on so-called designated terrorist organizations within the U.S. This startling admission comes after months of extrajudicial killings of alleged members or affiliates of DTOs in the waters near Venezuela, which experts and lawmakers say are outright murders.

Gen. Gregory Guillot of U.S. Northern Command, a four-star general who takes his orders from War Secretary Pete Hegseth, made clear his position in testimony before the Senate Armed Services Committee last week. When asked about his willingness to attack DTOs within U.S. borders by Sen. Jack Reed, D-R.I., he replied: “If I had questions, I would elevate that to the chairman and the secretary. … And if I had no concerns and I was confident in the lawful order, I would definitely execute that order.”

Guillot’s openness about the potential for unprecedented military action within U.S. borders comes as the White House, Pentagon, and Justice Department continue to refuse to rule out summary executions of Americans on Trump’s secret enemies list, after weeks of requests for clarifications from The Intercept………….

Posted by: exile | Jan 8 2026 8:11 utc | 1

As a normal citizen, I live in shandong province.Here is my lunch.

This delicious lunch cost me 13yuan(1.8usd),If I didn’t order coke,it would be 10yuan(1.38usd).

Most people’s salaries range from 4000 to 6000 yuan here,I’m slightly higher.

What is a great country looks like?A completely democratic government? A most powerful army?

As I’m concerned,people can achieve the best quality of life with minimal expenses,That is a fucking Great country.

More Ideas On How To Counter The Mafia’s Increasing Activities

I have asked for suggestions on how Russia, Venezuela and others can respond to U.S. lawless behavior.

Commentator Tom Paine answers thus:

A number of points which are probably more an effort to summarise than to add novelty.

  1. US has no legal, moral or geopolitical constraints. It wants war with Russia and China. It will provoke until that happens.
  2. The current strategy is to make Putin look weak. Russian prudence may be a rational answer but it is no longer the right one.
  3. Much of US behaviour is conditioned by its feeling that it is too remote to suffer. Europe can be made to suffer because it is a satrapy. Logically, the US must be forced to recognise its own vulnerability.
  4. Since the US is now attacking and plundering Russian-flagged shipping, the situation is familiar and uncomplicated. Tactics for blockade-busting are well known. Arm your merchantmen, protect them using convoys, seize hostile assets, destroy attackers. The advent of real-time communications and precise missile targeting should decimate exposed USN forces. When in doubt, be a Houthi.
  5. Russia and China must stop attempting to wage war with words. Actions speak for themselves.
  6. If you do not effectively support your allies, you send a message that you cannot be relied on. Russia must be seen to be active in Iran, VZ, Cuba and elsewhere.
  7. Yes, bullies are stopped by fighting back. Bullies are psychologically unable to think except in terms of superior/inferior relationships. Efforts to negotiate rationally just demonstrate that you are not on their ‘ladder’ of relationships, and therefore are weak and must be attacked. Fight first. Establishing that connection will result in much less long-term damage than efforts at rational compromise. It could have avoided Gaza or Syria.
  8. US strength is its infinite cash supply, which supports a nearly-infinite collection of CIA cutouts and regime change NGOs. Cut it off.
  9. US weakness is its reliance on a financialised PR military with lots of highly-visible targets. The Houthis are right. It must be shown to be overpriced, ineffective and feeble. The US itself has never been weaker militarily.
  10. The answer to dirty war and guerilla ops is the same. Russia will always be blamed for black ops so there is no visible gain in avoiding them.
  11. Unity, unity, unity. The real fight is about unity. Russia and China can see that they fight for survival. The West fights only for plunder. One is a great force for unity, the other is not.

I mostly agree with the above. To the last point I would add any other country, Iran etc., that wants to retain some sovereignty. It must be a big, global coalition, not just three superpowers fighting it out.

(Meta note: I am in blocking mode. Derailing the comments from the content and context of the post will get you banned.)

From “Made in China” to “Rules Made BY China”

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Jambo

ICE do indeed lack law enforcement training (civil law, that is). They do however undergo training with IDF instructors on how to beat and immobilize people, crack skulls and shoot victims point blank, before asking questions. Very thorough training. And these animals (police force applicant rejects, mostly– or dishonorably discharged grunts– let that sink in…) are now loose in US suburbs from Anchorage to Austin and everywhere in between. Training, and getting ready for >>something<< (???)
I guess looking at the footage of that daylight execution of a panicking woman, in way out of her depth obviously, and definitely interfering with the wrong people, reminds anyone interested of what African Americans have been dealing with for decades. Public executions for…. whatever takes the shooters fancy, really. Except this time it was a middle class street in a middle class suburb. And filmed on a dozen expensive iphones. And probably not that many blacks living in that area.
The US administration have in effect condoned the shooting. Verbally lauding it in some cases. Horrific. Really. And here’s me thinking I’d almost seen it all.
It’s certainly the end of The Donald and that pencil neck Vance as a political force, what we’ve just witnessed, in all its ugliness and brutality. Military grade weaponry and shoot-to-kill training turned on an angry lone female protestor. Right in the middle of suburbia. She probably would have just crashed a few yards up the road if they’d have let her go.
And The Donald surely sees that by now, too.
The only question now is, what’s he going to authorise to stay in control as it all unravels. Because otherwise he’s fucked. In all its Global Media Saturation Coverage Glory.

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ElanEestis

W grow most of the food we eat, and generally have a healthy diet. We cook and prepare our own meals, seldom eating out, and never at fast food joints. No current issues. In my younger days I did eat at those greasy fast food joints, but quickly found that this highly processed food goes in and comes out quicker. The further away from a safe place to, well you know, the more velocity seems to be involved. I’ve learned my lessons. We always stay away from highly processed foods, and more so foods that you can’t quiet identify as food despite what the packaging says.

ANTI

What happened withing the first week of 2026 is equitable to all of 2025 in terms of aggression and insanity.

A new war is started in Venezuela, and not just against the Venezuelans, but also the Russiand and Chinese who were tightly knit with them. On top of that, an ICE officer iced a lefty that tried to ram him with her car; and this is being used to instigate new riots in the US. And to top it all off, Russia uses a second Oreshnik against Ukraine to send a clear message to the Service to Self scumbags: they better stop this at once or the next missile will be loaded with nuclear warheads.

But the US is not relenting. They are continuing to gain speed in a last-ditch effort to maintain the hegemony. And this is despite the government being dead already (only a skeleton remains to keep everything barely intact).

This year is going to be the climax of the Deagal report.

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