The sweetest gifts aren’t in the receiving or the giving—but in the wonderfully silly, shared memories you make along the way

This is a Quora post that I just made. Of course everyone kind of laughed about this idea of building battleships. But then I thought about it, and churned out this post…

I generally don’t agree with any “experts”.

It doesn’t matter who or what they are “expert” in.

In general, and I’m gonna give you a really biased opinion here, an “expert” is a paid actor to give the illusion of supreme knowledge in order to pontificate on an issue in such a way that moneyed interests profit. (Phew!)

My opinion, and only my opinion on this issue. And notice (for the record) that it is a minority opinion.

  • President Trump is proposing and funding a new weapons system for the United States Navy.
  • Trump, who is generally ignorant in military technology, frames this investment as a “battleship”. It may be, or might not be. But whatever it is, it’s gonna be new and different from previous vessel designs.
  • The details are unknown at this time, though there is a substantial amount of speculation.

Taken together, I think that Donald Trump… as bombastic and irritating as he often is… is trying to modernize the United States navy. And, you know what? I think that it is a good thing.

So please you all need to cool down your jets and give the man a chance.

He’s proposing a new sort of weapon for the United States Navy, funding it (well, at least for two vessels) and finding a way to keep funding the military-industrial complex without throwing money to Ukraine, and Israel. Give him a break, won’t you?

Just my opinion.

“Today Is Your Last Day” Kentucky Bourbon Factory Shutdown After Sales PLUMMET From Trump Tariffs

Smoky Spareribs

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Yield: 100 servings

Ingredients

  • 100 pounds pork spareribs, cut into serving size pieces
  • 336 ounces barbecue sauce
  • 80 ounces crushed pineapple, undrained
  • 5 pounds brown sugar
  • 4 to 8 ounces Liquid Smoke flavoring, as desired

Instructions

  1. Place the ribs in large roasting pans. Cover and bake at 350 degrees F for 1 hour; drain.
  2. Bake for 15 to 30 minutes longer or until almost tender.
  3. Meanwhile, in a kettle, combine barbecue sauce, pineapple, brown sugar and Liquid Smoke; cook and stir until sugar is dissolved.
  4. Drain ribs; pour sauce over ribs.
  5. Bake, uncovered, for 15 to 20 minutes or until tender.

Star Trek TNG – Cardassian Treachery | Clip

I Met My Nemesis In Retrograde

Written in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants.

C.B. Chribby

Romance Urban Fantasy

I’m not crazy about fortune telling but you know better than to argue with science, right? I mean, experts think they’ve finally found the means to change things up a bit and allow us to drink a few potions so that things won’t be so bad in our opposite seasons, but honestly, it just hasn’t been working out for me. Take koff, that lovable drink we often take when we get up in the morning and we’re feeling down about ourselves. It gives us energy and when the moon is in retrograde, we need all the energy we can get. Well, right now after scarfing down a full meal and a hot cup o’ koff, I sleepily walk the rest of the way to work.I am a practicing Outlander, one of the seven tribes of old on the right side of the East Wind Current, you know. Pine trees and wood cabins are what people typically imagine when they think of where I’m from, but the honest to stars truth is that I live in Bortland, where the bricks and concrete outnumber the trees. Hey, at least we still have the lovely smell of the ocean to keep us… er, fresh? I’m actually thinking about just this as I idly open my fortune cookie walking down main street. I know what you’re thinking, Grace! You don’t just open one of those things willy nilly! And you’d be right, and that’s why I ended up screwed.The fortune fell out between the freshly made cracks in the cookie and landed next to a black gum-spot on the pavement. It read simply: The Moon Has Chosen YouFor those who aren’t practicing Outlanders, you probably don’t keep up with our sacred texts. This message fundamentally means, the person who spots you out in a crowd today is going to be a major player in the rest of your life. As the ancient texts prophesied, Those who are to enter one’s life during the season of your opposite star sign are those who may be called upon by the moon. When the sign comes, and yes, it will come– the players will come into contact now and forever until their souls dance together in the heavens

 

Thing is, I checked my calendar and I know that the combination of retrograde and Aquarius, the opposite season of my star sign, make this a very bad time for me. My eyes grow wide there on the sidewalk. I am careful not to look anyone in the eye and my vision is cast downward. I look to the shoes of the people around me and think to myself that any one of these people could be a potential lover or… the alternative. 

 

We were told when we were young about great stories in which heroes and villains are constantly at war with one another for the sake of destiny. It wasn’t stories of Good and Evil but rather of star signs and their rivals. Like ancient gods, and that’s exactly what they are to us Outlanders, the stars pick champions and rivals. During the time of your star sign, luck is on your side. I have lived my whole life with that knowledge, as has everyone else. 

 

One can only hope that when the moon chooses them, it will be when the moon would be in prograde and their star-sign would bask brilliantly down upon them: when you are at your strongest and best. 

 

But this was all wrong. All wrong indeed. I shuffled through the crowded streets of Bortland and took note of every pair of shoes that passed me. A pair of sports shoes with clean, white leather; a pair of boat shoes with a hole in the left front; skate shoes pair with sparkling moons and stars; some sneakers with rust-colored dirt from a base-bat field. 

 

Please no one look, please no one look

 

I made it this way to work, five minutes late. I rushed into the back room and finally lifted my eyes from the floor. My coworkers were safe because we had all already met. If there was a chance that sparks would fly today it wouldn’t be with Travis from the bakery section. 

 

Here, at Tomorrow’s Nobles, I have the sneaking suspicion that everyone is still waiting for their sign from the Moon. I don’t know the demographic of all of us employees but I can say for sure that we’re majorly Outlanders. I wear my sign of the crossed suns over my chest. Make no mistake, that’s covered up this time of year. I don’t want to risk the extra back luck I have by tempting fate with skin cancer from the sun or some lurker’s hungry eyes on my train ride home. 

 

Either way, my emblem is tucked away beneath my apron as I position myself behind the register at the front of the store. Travis from the bakery gives a dull wave from across the foyer. I wave meekly back, still reminding myself not to draw too much attention. 

 

That’s when Cassandra sneaks up behind me. 

 

“Heya, Grace,” she says to me. I practically jump out of my skin as a little squeak escapes my lips.

I whirl around toward her.

She laughs, “Whoa, what’s up with you?”

“Hi! Nothing! Shush!” I sputter. Cassandra and I aren’t exactly best buds but I’d like to think that we might be one day. She has one of those cool wolf-cuts all the cool girls wear and I just look like a plain-Jane.

 

I glance around for customers and see that we’re virtually alone on this side of the store. I pull her in conspiratorially by the elbow. “It fucking happened.”

 

“What fucking happened?” 

 

“The moon, dude. The Moon happened.”

 

She raises an eyebrow and it’s now that I realized I’ve never asked her if she’s an Outlander too. “Oh god, sorry. I forgot to tell you. I’m an Outlander and something really significant happened.”

 

“Well,” she scoffed, “It can’t be that significant. I read tomorrow’s news and there’s nothing out of the ordinary, although I was sad to see that Brooklands is closing down due to crappy sales–” 

 

“No, no, I meant to me.”

 

“Meant as in ‘it already happened’?”

 

“Huh?” I ask.

 

She blinks, “What?”

 

I scrunch my eyes closed, “Damn, sorry, let me start over. I opened a fortune cookie and–” 

 

“Dude! Seriously? While the moon is in retrograde??”

 

“Listen, I know, I know, I–”

 

“And weren’t you born in, like, August? Dude that’s extra bad luck–”

 

“I KNOW!” I whisper-shout. 

 

Just then someone clears their throat. We both jump as there’s a man standing there, hot as the fires of Venus, a black leather and canvas jacket tightly wrapped around a muscular, toned frame. His dark eyes make traces over myself and Cassandra. 

 

“Excuse me,” he says in the smokiest, deepest voice I’ve ever heard from a guy. 

 

“Yes, hi!” says Cassandra like a schoolgirl. She glances between me and him. I feel my face melting off already. 

 

“I needed some help and that, uh, ‘help desk–’” he actually makes the motions with his fingers “–was empty.” 

 

“Oh!” says Cassandra, coming down a little from the shock of this striking man’s appearance from nowhere. “Yeah, what can I help you with?” I admire her ability to roll with the punches like that. 

 

“Well, I was hoping if either of you could show me to the summoning section?”

 

“Cultural Mythos or Practicing?” asks Cassandra.

 

“You guys don’t have them together?” he snaps back. I’m starting to not like his tone.

 

“Well, one would be in our history section while the other is in spells and incantations,” I say, backing up my friend.

 

“Right,” he says. “Okay, well can one of you show me the way?” 

 

“Sure! I–” Cassandra glances at me and back to him. “Actually, I need to be up here at the cash registers, maybe my friend here can help you!” I can tell she’s trying to be helpful, but I don’t want to spend more time with this guy. Something about his attitude doesn’t sit right with me, like he’s hiding something. 

 

“Yeah, okay, it’ll be this way,” I say, rounding the register counter. I turn my head back to Cassandra and stick my tongue out at her. She just winks back. 

 

This guy’s walk is about as cocky as his words. He walks as if leaning backward, swaying his arms in stride. 

 

“So, how do you like your job here?” he asks. 

 

“I couldn’t live without it,” I say dryly.

 

“Hm, so would you say you like working here?” 

 

“I can’t imagine working anywhere else, honestly. Here we are! The history section, subsection, summoning!” 

 

“Oh, I was hoping to see the Practice section, actually. Never specified, sorry.”

 

“Oh, um. Yeah, it’s gonna be this way.” I pass through a few book-bays and we finally come to a decorated group of shelves filled with crystals, books, grimoires, tarot decks, chalk sets, toy daggers, and a select few YA books featuring witches.

 

“This is perfect! You seem to know your way around this place pretty well, good for you.”

 

I shrug, “I’m just glad I could be of help.”

 

“I look forward to it,” he says as I turn to walk away. 

 

A chill catches in my spine. “Sorry?”

 

“Oh,” he crouches to get a book on a bottom shelf. “I’m the new-hire. I’ll be replacing Debby soon.”

 

‘Debby’ who strictly goes by ‘Debra’ to employees is our manager we begrudgingly respect. 

 

“Wait, you’re our new manager?” I sort of laugh in disbelief. 

 

He picks out a thick, purple grimoire. “Yeah. My name’s David.”

I shake his hand. His shake is a little too firm with me.

 

“Grace.” 

 

“Pleasure. Well, I’ll be seeing you around.” We part ways and I practically sprint back to the register to fill Cassandra in. 

 

“He’s our new WHAT?”

 

“Yeah, I don’t know how to feel about it,” I say. “He kinda gives me bad vibes.”

 

“Girl, what? He’s cute.”

 

“Yeah, but I don’t like the way he judged you for not being at the help desk.”

 

She rolls her eyes, “That could’ve been anyone else’s job.”

 

I glance at Travis in the bakery. He’s overwhelmed with customers, scrambling to write down orders as he goes. A trickle of white smoke is coming from the toaster behind him as it begins to beep. 

 

“We’re the only ones in the store, dude. Also it looks like Travis could use a hand.”

 

Cassandra sees the drama as it unfolds, “Holy shit!” She runs off. 

 

I steep in misery for the next half-hour. I think back to the fortune and the crappy luck I’ve been having lately. But then I remember that this is just a phase. Things will get better but only in a certain amount of time. August is only six months away, after all. 

 

When I see David again, he’s wearing an apron, like me. “Okay! Since we’ve already had the pleasure of introductions out of the way, let’s talk about some new store policies.”

 

“What new store policies?” I ask. 

 

“The ones I brought over from the other store. You know, with me.” Our eyes lock and suddenly the stars make it as clear as day. His irises constrict and I can feel the room darken as mine do too. A wave of nausea blasts at me from his direction as a cold sweat begins to form on my forehead and down my neck. Every follicle of hair on my body raises. My nemesis. This is he

 

“Whoa, did you feel that?” he feigns a dizzy spell. “Was there an earthquake or something? Weird.” Without another word, he walks off. 

 

I stand there, dazed. 

 

Cassandra returns, burn marks on her apron. A little fleck of her well-textured hair smokes. “Well we got the line down, thank the stars.” 

 

“Cass,” I mumble. “The new manager…”

 

“David?”

 

“Yeah, David…” his name makes me suddenly want to vomit. I gag. “Dude, he’s my nemesis.” 

 

Cassandra blinks. I can see the gears turning in her head as she processes. Finally, her eyes half-close. “Yeah, I can see it.” 

 

I’m still rigid. “Do I…? Do I go home or something? Like do I find a new job?”

 

Cassandra leans on the register. “Nah, dude. People work with people they hate all the time. Check your star map and I bet it looks pretty much the same.” 

 

“I don’t have– oh, right, the app.” I pull out my phone and direct it upwards, as if waiting for a good signal. My little patch of stars, the ones I was born under, pass peacefully in space. When I zoom in for a better look I see a nebula I hadn’t noticed before: an explosion of greens, blues, and purples. “Shit,” I say, passing the phone to Cassandra. She whistles softly. 

 

“Looks like there’s gonna be some major changes coming soon.” She rests her hand on my shoulder. “But hey, change isn’t always bad, you know?”

 

I frown at her. “During retrograde? During Aquarius?”

 

She chuckles. “I didn’t say it had to happen right this minute… But hey, sometimes you come across a diamond in the rough.” She lifts her hand from my shoulder and I suddenly feel cold and alone. “Besides, Aquarius isn’t all that bad for me. Maybe some of my decent luck will rub off on you.” 

 

I sigh. “Imma head home early, I think.”

 

Cassandra finally brushes the soot out of her hair. “You do you, boo.”

 

★ ★ ★

I sit on the metro on the way home. I didn’t spend very long at work today, but I somehow feel completely drained. I check my phone. It’s still locked in on the image of the nebula from earlier. The beautiful bespeckled cloud will somehow form new worlds and maybe give life to some new stars. Destinies in the making, I think to myself. 

 

A waft of warm air enters through one of the metro’s open doors. Funny, I think to myself as the most pleasant smell hits me. Usually it’s so cold on the metro at night. I suddenly remember I left work early and I’m just not used to afternoons. But the smell still lingers before me, like fresh rain on old wood. 

 

Suddenly, a glimmer of light catches my eye: a pair of skate shoes with moons and stars. When I look up from my phone, someone is standing in front of me, holding a book down by their thigh. Diamonds And Forever the title reads, its little cover adorned with a glossy blue diamond. 

 

I look up and lock eyes with the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She notices me and our eyes lock. Suddenly the world feels right-side up after a long delay of upside-downs. The metro light behind her illuminates her curly brown hair like a halo around her face. I smile and she does too. 

 

“Hi,” I say.

 

“Hi!” she says back.

 

I suddenly realize I have nothing to say to her, much less think about. 

 

“Mind if I sit?” she asks, mercifully.”

 

“Oh, yeah, of course,” I say before making room. She sits right beside me and I swear gravity shifts in her direction. 

 

“I’m Grace, by the way.” 

 

“Nebula,” she says, taking my hand in hers. “You can call me Lua, though.”

 

“That’s amazing.” 

 

“Yeah?” she laughs. I realize I must be smiling like an idiot. 

 

I shift gears, “Whatcha reading?” 

 

“Ah, some book about destiny theory.”

 

“Oh cool! I work in a bookstore and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before.” 

 

“You work in a bookstore? That’s so cool!” We can’t stop talking from there as the rest of the world vanishes around us. The pains of the day dissipate behind me and the universe becomes just a little brighter.

 

★ ★ ★

Needless to say, I miss my stop.

Col 27 -Book 492 – Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Pilfered Pastry (A Tale of Shy Hearts, Stolen Crusts, and the Sweetest Kind of Chaos)

Ah, dear reader—prepare your heart, your apron, and your sense of wonder. Today’s story does not begin with a quack, a snort, or even a kazoo blast.
It begins with a whisper.
A soft, bashful, utterly heartfelt “This is for you.”
Followed by the gentle thump of a pie box, placed just so—too carefully to be forgotten, too tenderly to be left unguarded.

So settle in. Breathe deep. And step—gently, lovingly—into Sir Whiskerton and the Case of the Pilfered Pastry.


The Perfect Spot (That Wasn’t So Perfect)

It was a Thursday—golden, still, humming with the lazy buzz of bees and the distant snore-squeak of Porkchop mid-nap.

Martha arrived at the farm gate, basket in hand, cheeks flushed from the walk, hair catching the light like spun wheat.
In the basket: one apple pie—crust golden-brown, lattice woven with care, steam still curling from its center like a promise.

“Made with your mom’s apples,” she said, handing it to the Farmer. “Thought you might like a slice after work.”

His breath caught—just once.
He took the box—as if it held not dessert, but a vow—and whispered:

“I’ll keep it safe.”

Then—in a flash of shy certainty—he carried it inside, muttering to himself:

“Not the counter—too exposed. Not the pantry—too warm. Ah—the linen closet. Ideal temperature for crust integrity.”

He placed it atop a stack of folded towels—still warm from the dryer—and closed the door.

Then—he turned.
And forgot.


The Great Pie Panic

By noon, the Farmer was pacing.

“Where did I…? It was right here… no, wait—”
He checked the counter. The pantry. The tractor seat.
Nothing.

Doris, ever watchful, saw his distress.

“A crisis! A culinary catastrophe!”
“Catastrophe! Oh, I can’t bear it!” Lillian shrieked—fainting onto a sack of oats.

Sir Whiskerton, sunbathing on the roof, flicked an ear.

“Hmph. Either a pie has vanished… or the Farmer has misplaced his own mind.”
“Mind! Mind!” echoed Ditto—who’d already begun interviewing the scarecrow.

Catnip, napping in the sun, opened one eye—and instantly became suspect #1.

“He’s been eyeing the farmer’s pocket watch for weeks,” Doris hissed. “A pie is just… step two.”
“Step two! Step two!”

The investigation began in earnest:

  • Sir Whiskerton followed a “crumb trail”—which turned out to be dirt, a dropped raisin, and one very confused ant.
  • Bartholomew was interrogated—the Farmer had, in his panic, whispered the pie’s location to him:“It’s in the linen closet, Bartholomew. Top shelf. Tell no one.”
    Bartholomew blinked—unable to reply, unwilling to betray.
  • Rufus sniffed every corner—even dove headfirst into the slop bucket, just in case.
  • Catnip, cornered near the compost, puffed his fur:“I don’t steal pies. I appreciate them. From a distance. With dignity.”
    “Dignity! Dignity!” echoed Ditto—now wearing a pie-slice hat.

Chaos bloomed:

  • The hens filed “Breaking Crust” reports.
  • Genghis offered a “Gold-Chain Reward” for “proof of pastry.”
  • Zephyr floated by, sipping moonbeam tea:“Y’all are looking for a pie… but the real treasure’s watching you look.”
    He nodded toward Martha—who sat on the porch steps, smiling softly, cradling a second, smaller pie.
    “Just in case,” she murmured.

The Revelation (and the Linen Closet Truth)

Just as Sir Whiskerton prepared to issue a formal “Pie Emergency Decree,” the Farmer stopped.
Stood very still.
Closed his eyes.
And remembered.

“The… towels.”

He strode to the linen closet—heart pounding—and opened the door.

There it sat:
The pie.
Warm.
Intact.
Resting on sun-warmed towels, steam still rising, as if waiting—patient, certain, loved.

He lifted it.
Carried it to the porch.
Placed it beside Martha’s smaller pie.

She looked up—eyes soft, knowing.

“Found it?”
“Yes.”
“Good spot?”
“Perfect.”

No fanfare.
No apology.
Just two pies, two hands brushing as they cut the first slice, and the quiet hum of belonging—warm as crust, sweet as apples, golden as the light between them.


The Moral of the Story

That evening, as fireflies rose and the farm hummed in C-sharp, Sir Whiskerton addressed the animals.

“The moral of the story, dear reader, is this:
The sweetest gifts aren’t in the receiving or the giving—but in the wonderfully silly, shared memories you make along the way.
The Farmer didn’t lose the pie. He lost himself—just for a moment—in the wanting to keep something precious safe. And in that panic, the farm didn’t scold. It joined him. They searched, they theorized, they accused a perfectly innocent cat—and in doing so, they turned a simple dessert into a story they’ll tell for years.
So go ahead. Misplace the moment. Forget where you put the love.
The joy isn’t in the finding.
It’s in the looking—together.”

Doris dabbed her eyes.

“A culinary metaphor! I can’t bear it!”
“Bear it! Bear it!”

And Catnip?
He sat beside Martha, nibbling a slice—no guilt, no smirk, just quiet contentment.

“Best pie I’ve never stolen.”
“Stolen! Stolen!” echoed Ditto—now napping in the empty box, a crumb on his nose.


Post-Credit Scene

Later, Chef Remy unveiled his newest invention:

Anxiety-Assuaging Apple Crumble™”
(“Guaranteed to soothe search parties—or cause interpretive baking.”)

Mr. Ducky bought the rights:

Now with 200% more shared memory!”

And on the linen closet shelf—now labeled in Ditto’s careful script:

Pie Vault (Temperature-Controlled Love Zone).”
(Footnote: “—D.D.”)

Outside—the stars twinkled.
The wind hummed.
And somewhere, faint on the breeze—

Thump… slice…* share *… yum.


Jingle on. 🥧💛✨
(Or, in farm-ese: Fluster… find… fork … forever.)

The End.

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Modern Humans and Neanderthals Used the Zagros Mountains for Interbreeding!

Modern Humans and Neanderthals Used the Zagros Mountains for Interbreeding!

A fascinating new study has potentially discovered a huge interbreeding zone for Neanderthals and Homo sapiens from the late Pleistocene (c.129,000 and c.11,700 years ago) who lived in parts of Southeast Europe and Southwest Asia. Narrowing down the list of potential places for this, the researchers zeroed in on the Zagros Mountains on the Persian Plateau, which stretches from Iran to northern parts of Iraq and into southeastern Turkey in modern geographical terms.

Ecological Niche Modelling: Where the Science is At

While scientists have long known of this interbreeding, the precise locations for these encounters had remained elusive. This is because fossil evidence is sparse, and the availability of ancient DNA is limited. In response, a team of researchers led by Saman Guran from the University of Cologne in Germany turned to an innovative approach: ecological niche modelling, and have published their finds in the latest edition of the journal Scientific Reports.

This method assesses habitat suitability by examining environmental factors such as temperature and precipitation. By integrating this model with geographic information systems (GIS), the team reconstructed the potential ranges of both species during a crucial window of time—between 120,000 and 80,000 years ago—referred to as Marine Isotope Stage 5 (MIS 5).

The results of their work are striking: during MIS 5, the Zagros Mountains, with their dramatic cliffs and fertile valleys, likely served as a key crossroads. Neanderthals from the Palearctic region and modern humans migrating out of Africa may have encountered one another in this very landscape. The region’s rich biodiversity and varied topography would have provided the ideal conditions for both species to thrive. It was, perhaps, also the perfect setting for them to meet, and potentially interbreed.

Howraman Valley in Zagros Mountain. Kurdistan Province, Iran. (Elena Odareeva/Adobe Stock)

Howraman Valley in Zagros Mountain. Kurdistan Province, Iran. (Elena Odareeva/Adobe Stock)

In the Zagros: Favorable Climate, Favorable Geography

This hypothesis situates the Zagros Mountains at the heart of a significant chapter in human evolution. According to the researchers, shifts in climate during this period would have made the environmental conditions of the Zagros especially hospitable. This created what scientists term a “niche overlap,” where the habitats of Neanderthals and modern humans intersected, according to a press release.

The researchers wrote in their study.

“Our study identified the Persian Plateau, particularly the Zagros Mountains, as a potential interbreeding area for AMHs and Neanderthals. The possibility of attracting different hominin groups in the Zagros Mountains is justified by the geographical conditions of this region, since it is located in two different biogeographical zones, namely, the Palearctic and Afrotropical realms.”

Neanderthals, long accustomed to the cold, rugged environments of Europe, found in the Zagros a landscape that mirrored their native habitats. Meanwhile, modern humans, adept at navigating new and challenging terrains, would have been well-prepared to traverse this mountainous region. This overlap of habitats increased the likelihood of contact between the two species, and consequently, the possibility of interbreeding.

While modeling can offer valuable insights, physical evidence is essential to support such theories. Fortunately, the Zagros Mountains are not merely a theoretical meeting point on a map.

“The border areas of two realms are important in biology since they operate as refugia for species from glacial environments. Consequently, some parts of the Zagros Mountains could have been visited repeatedly by people living in the border areas of the Palearctic and Afrotropical realms during Pleistocene climatic shifts. Therefore, the possibility of interaction between different hominins, including AMHs and Neanderthals, was greater in these areas,” wrote the authors.

Neanderthal Rising: Further Evidence of their Presence

This region has already yielded some of the most significant fossil and archaeological discoveries related to Neanderthals.

In the northern Zagros, Shanidar Cave has provided a wealth of evidence. Excavations there have uncovered the remains of ten Neanderthals, offering an intimate glimpse into their lives—and perhaps, their deaths. Several of these individuals are thought to have been buried with flowers, (although there are some other theories) a practice that hints at rituals and customs previously thought to be unique to Homo sapiens, reports ZME Science.

Further south, in the Kermanshah region of Iran, additional Neanderthal fossils have been discovered in caves such as Wezmeh and Bisetun, bolstering the notion that this mountainous region was a long-term home for Neanderthals. However, it is the discovery of a single Neanderthal tooth at the Bawa Yawan rock shelter, dated to around 65,000 years ago, that has captured the most attention.

Found alongside Mousterian stone tools, this tooth provides critical evidence that Neanderthals were present in the Zagros during the timeframe when interbreeding with modern humans likely occurred.

The implications of Neanderthal-AMH interbreeding are profound. Today, Neanderthal DNA constitutes a small, but significant, portion of the genomes of most people of non-African descent (1-4%), influencing everything from immune responses to skin pigmentation. By uncovering the locations and times where this interbreeding took place, researchers are piecing together a more complete and complex narrative of human evolution.

Top image: Habitat suitability models of the two Homo species and their potential contact and interbreeding zones in Southwest Asia and Southeast Europe.            Source: Guran et al./Scientific Reports

By Sahir Pandey

ISS vs China’s Tiangong Space Station — Why the Inside Feels More Modern Than NASA’s

Italian Pot Roast

Updated November 1, 2025 / By Holly Erickson & Natalie Mortimer

Italian pot roast is the kind of stick-to-your-ribs comfort food we crave when the temperatures drop. Tomatoes and pancetta add a deep and rich flavor that will make you come back for seconds.
Italian Pot Roast served over creamy polenta sprinkled with fresh parsley

Photography by Gayle McLeod

‘Tis the Season for Roast Beast!

“When the Grinch Stole Christmas,”—playing on repeat in our homes this time of year—reminds us that this season is not how many presents you’ve received. It’s about love. And nothing says “I love you” like gathering your favorite people together around your table and feeding them something a little special. Enter this Italian pot roast recipe!

Although it takes a little time—a low-and-slow cook is what makes pot roast oh-so-delicious—pot roast is actually a really low-key recipe. So go ahead and invite a big crowd over! Pop open a bottle of red wine, throw a couple of logs on the fire, spin some holiday tunes and create the kind of glowing, cozy memories that this time of year is supposed to be all about. For more pot roast inspiration check out our Classic Pot Roast, Korean Style Pot Roast and our Mississippi Pot Roast.

roast, spices, pancetta, onion, carrot, red wine, tomato paste and fresh parsley in prep bowls

Italian Flavors Make For the Best Pot Roast Recipe, Ever.

What makes this pot roast an Italian pot roast? Well, the classic all-American pot roast is usually flavored with super-simple things—think carrots, onions, potatoes and maybe a little garlic if your Grandma was a wild-child. Our riff on the classic gets its Italian flavors from:

  • Pancetta! Pancetta is very similar to bacon. However, instead of being smoked (as most bacon is) pancetta is cured with salt. If you can’t find pancetta, though, a good-quality bacon works as a replacement.
  • Tomato paste. Did you know? Tomato paste is a supercharged source of umami!
  • Red wine. Any excuse to open a bottle! Kidding, kidding. Wine stands in for the traditional beef or chicken broth as the liquid that your pot roast will braise in. Acid in the wine helps to break down the meat—which is a good thing—and will add a special depth of flavor, too.
  • Lots of garlic! Because we love garlic, and so does everyone else.
raw roast cut into 3 inch chunks being seasoned with salt and pepper
roast seasoned with salt and pepper being browned in olive oil in a pot
pancetta being cooked in a pot
red wine being poured into a pot with pancetta, onion, carrots, and celery

What Is the Best Meat for Pot Roast?

Let’s set the record straight once and for all—the term “pot roast” actually refers to the cooking method used in pot roast recipes, not a specific cut of meat. Pot roast is basically just a way of braising tough cuts (our Braised Brisket recipe has a lot of great information about braising) of beef so that they become tender and juicy. Because the cuts you can use are much cheaper than other cuts of beef, pot roast is a great way to feed a crowd. Here are a few cuts that work well:

  • Chuck roast (our pick!)

  • Brisket

  • Rump roast

roast pieces in a pot with pancetta, onion, carrots, celery, red wine, garlic, spices red wine
roast pieces in a pot with pancetta, onion, carrots, celery, red wine, garlic, spices red wine

How To Make Pot Roast

This Italian pot roast recipe is made for lazy Sundays as the rain gently pitters against the windowpane. It’s the definition of comfort food and it’s all about taking things slow. Carve out a little time, and let’s get started. Here’s how to make Italian pot roast:

  1. Prep your vegetables!

  2. Brown the meat.

  3. Crisp the pancetta. (Tip: use the same pot you browned the meat in—one-pot dinners FTW!).

  4. Nestle your pot roast back into the pan along with the wine, tomato paste and bay leaves and bring it to a simmer. It should be looking pretty pot-roast-y now.

  5. Pop it in the oven for 2 whole hours—aka, just enough time to get comfy on the couch and watch a movie.

  6. Once the meat is fork-tender, lift it out of the pan and make a gravy with the pan drippings.

  7. Serve to a happy crowd!

Italian pot roast made with spices, onion, carrot, celery and red wine in a pot
Italian pot roast made with spices, onion, carrot, celery and red wine in a pot

What To Serve With Italian Pot Roast

We love serving this pot roast over our Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes! Or, to complete the Italian theme, our Creamy Polenta. If you want something a tad lighter, our Simple Italian Salad is a wonderful option.

Tools You’ll Need:

Italian Pot Roast served over creamy polenta sprinkled with fresh parsley

Four Meals That Are Just as Cozy as This Pot Roast

When the days are short and the temperatures drop, turn on the oven and settle in for the long season ahead with a few other one-pot recipes.

Ingredients

  • 1 (3-pound) chuck roast, fat trimmed, cut into approximately 3-inch pieces
  • 1 tablespoon kosher salt
  • 2 teaspoons freshly cracked black pepper
  • 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
  • 4 ounces pancetta or good-quality bacon, diced
  • 1 small yellow onion, finely chopped
  • 2 large carrots, peeled and diced
  • 2-3 celery ribs, finely chopped
  • 6 garlic cloves, minced
  • 2 tablespoons tomato paste
  • 2 cups light red wine, such as pinot noir
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 2 sprigs fresh thyme
  • Finely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves, for serving
  • Mashed potatoes, or cooked egg noodles for serving

Method

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F with a rack in the center position.

  2. Generously season the beef all over with the salt and pepper. Heat the olive oil in a Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Once the oil just begins to smoke, working in batches, add the meat and cook until browned, 2 to 3 minutes per side. Transfer the meat to a plate.

  3. Reduce the heat to medium. Add the pancetta and cook, stirring occasionally, until it crisps and the fat has rendered, 3 to 4 minutes. Add the onion, carrots, and celery, and cook, stirring constantly, until softened, about 5 minutes. If the vegetables are sticking to the bottom of the pot, add a bit of water and scrape up the browned bits. Add the garlic and cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 1 more minute. Stir in the tomato paste to combine. Pour in the wine and stir to incorporate.

  4. Return the meat to the pan along with any collected juices, nestling it in but not submerging it. Add the bay leaves and thyme. Increase the heat to high and bring to a boil, then cover the pot and transfer it to the oven. Cook for about 2 hours, or until the meat is tender and shreds easily with a fork. Discard the bay leaves and thyme stems. Using tongs, transfer the meat to a serving platter and tent with foil to keep warm.

  5. Return the pan to medium-high heat and bring the liquid to a boil. Cook until reduced by about a third, 8 to 10 minutes. Pour the sauce over the meat on the platter. Garnish with parsley.

  6. Serve the pot roast family-style with mashed potatoes or egg noodles alongside.

 

The Girl With Stars In Her Eyes

Written in response to: Set your story in a world where astrology and the movements of celestial bodies deeply impact the lives of inhabitants.

Atlas Gray

Sad Fiction

— —The doctors always told me that I was broken, that there was something different with my mind. I never believed them before I saw it…— —My name is Tara, I’m sixteen, I have one sister, two parents, and around thirteen psychologists, and four therapists. I have these dull green eyes, not bright leafy green, not insightful piercing green, no. Dull, sick green. I have choppy brown hair that curls, molding to the shape of my head.

Modern Humans and Neanderthals Used the Zagros Mountains for Interbreeding!

Modern Humans and Neanderthals Used the Zagros Mountains for Interbreeding!

A fascinating new study has potentially discovered a huge interbreeding zone for Neanderthals and Homo sapiens from the late Pleistocene (c.129,000 and c.11,700 years ago) who lived in parts of Southeast Europe and Southwest Asia. Narrowing down the list of potential places for this, the researchers zeroed in on the Zagros Mountains on the Persian Plateau, which stretches from Iran to northern parts of Iraq and into southeastern Turkey in modern geographical terms.

Ecological Niche Modelling: Where the Science is At

While scientists have long known of this interbreeding, the precise locations for these encounters had remained elusive. This is because fossil evidence is sparse, and the availability of ancient DNA is limited. In response, a team of researchers led by Saman Guran from the University of Cologne in Germany turned to an innovative approach: ecological niche modelling, and have published their finds in the latest edition of the journal Scientific Reports.

This method assesses habitat suitability by examining environmental factors such as temperature and precipitation. By integrating this model with geographic information systems (GIS), the team reconstructed the potential ranges of both species during a crucial window of time—between 120,000 and 80,000 years ago—referred to as Marine Isotope Stage 5 (MIS 5).

The results of their work are striking: during MIS 5, the Zagros Mountains, with their dramatic cliffs and fertile valleys, likely served as a key crossroads. Neanderthals from the Palearctic region and modern humans migrating out of Africa may have encountered one another in this very landscape. The region’s rich biodiversity and varied topography would have provided the ideal conditions for both species to thrive. It was, perhaps, also the perfect setting for them to meet, and potentially interbreed.

 

Howraman Valley in Zagros Mountain. Kurdistan Province, Iran. (Elena Odareeva/Adobe Stock)

Howraman Valley in Zagros Mountain. Kurdistan Province, Iran. (Elena Odareeva/Adobe Stock)

In the Zagros: Favorable Climate, Favorable Geography

This hypothesis situates the Zagros Mountains at the heart of a significant chapter in human evolution. According to the researchers, shifts in climate during this period would have made the environmental conditions of the Zagros especially hospitable. This created what scientists term a “niche overlap,” where the habitats of Neanderthals and modern humans intersected, according to a press release.

The researchers wrote in their study.

“Our study identified the Persian Plateau, particularly the Zagros Mountains, as a potential interbreeding area for AMHs and Neanderthals. The possibility of attracting different hominin groups in the Zagros Mountains is justified by the geographical conditions of this region, since it is located in two different biogeographical zones, namely, the Palearctic and Afrotropical realms.”

Neanderthals, long accustomed to the cold, rugged environments of Europe, found in the Zagros a landscape that mirrored their native habitats. Meanwhile, modern humans, adept at navigating new and challenging terrains, would have been well-prepared to traverse this mountainous region. This overlap of habitats increased the likelihood of contact between the two species, and consequently, the possibility of interbreeding.

While modeling can offer valuable insights, physical evidence is essential to support such theories. Fortunately, the Zagros Mountains are not merely a theoretical meeting point on a map.

“The border areas of two realms are important in biology since they operate as refugia for species from glacial environments. Consequently, some parts of the Zagros Mountains could have been visited repeatedly by people living in the border areas of the Palearctic and Afrotropical realms during Pleistocene climatic shifts. Therefore, the possibility of interaction between different hominins, including AMHs and Neanderthals, was greater in these areas,” wrote the authors.

Neanderthal Rising: Further Evidence of their Presence

This region has already yielded some of the most significant fossil and archaeological discoveries related to Neanderthals.

In the northern Zagros, Shanidar Cave has provided a wealth of evidence. Excavations there have uncovered the remains of ten Neanderthals, offering an intimate glimpse into their lives—and perhaps, their deaths. Several of these individuals are thought to have been buried with flowers, (although there are some other theories) a practice that hints at rituals and customs previously thought to be unique to Homo sapiens, reports ZME Science.

Further south, in the Kermanshah region of Iran, additional Neanderthal fossils have been discovered in caves such as Wezmeh and Bisetun, bolstering the notion that this mountainous region was a long-term home for Neanderthals. However, it is the discovery of a single Neanderthal tooth at the Bawa Yawan rock shelter, dated to around 65,000 years ago, that has captured the most attention.

Found alongside Mousterian stone tools, this tooth provides critical evidence that Neanderthals were present in the Zagros during the timeframe when interbreeding with modern humans likely occurred.

The implications of Neanderthal-AMH interbreeding are profound. Today, Neanderthal DNA constitutes a small, but significant, portion of the genomes of most people of non-African descent (1-4%), influencing everything from immune responses to skin pigmentation. By uncovering the locations and times where this interbreeding took place, researchers are piecing together a more complete and complex narrative of human evolution.

Top image: Habitat suitability models of the two Homo species and their potential contact and interbreeding zones in Southwest Asia and Southeast Europe.            Source: Guran et al./Scientific Reports

By Sahir Pandey

I would kill somebody for my sister. I would die for her. I would do anything for her, I never really understood what it was like to love somebody more than yourself. That was before I met her. She’s not biologically related to me, my mom couldn’t make any babies after me, and even if she could she wouldn’t trust her genes for fear they would ruin another baby. But they wanted another kid, so sweet little Lucy lives with us now. It would never make a difference to me. I’m twelve years older than her.

 

We’re going to see an eclipse, it’s supposed to be a flunk. So rare it was considered impossible. It’s going to occur right above us. Everyone’s thrilled, but there’s something off about me when I think about it. But it’s always like that, I’m a little crazy. Sick.

 

I have a pretty awful case of psychosis, or at least that’s what they told me. Sometimes, I just lose touch. A few hours ago, in math class, I was sketching what I imagined the eclipse would look like. A blazing ball of fire. Except not orange, this burning shade of black. My hand spasmed, and all around me changed. I was lost in the dark, but a different dark than nighttime. There was nothing, I had no sense of anything except an awful pain in my head. Lost in a pool of darkness. It felt like something was stabbing and clawing at my thoughts until it was simply shredded nothingness. It only lasted a split second, but my pen was broken in half, plastic shards in my fingers, I had stumbled away from my desk, but there was a mess of spilled ink on my page, a dark blot slowly sinking into the paper. I was bleeding black.

 

Sometimes, I cry from the hallucination, it rarely changes. Sometimes I scream, but most of the time I sit there in silence. Simply waiting for the end. I don’t think straight anymore either. Only Lucy kept me from going crazy.

 

She’s very excited about the eclipse, Lucy. Last night, she came into my room. Said she couldn’t sleep in anticipation of it. I pulled her closer to me, laughing lightly as we whispered about it.

 

————–

 

I woke up from a dream, it was strange. I remember quite vividly walking outside, the green grass was almost painful under my feet. I was looking up at the sky, the world had gotten unnaturally hot, boiling my skin. Then, Lucy walked outside, she stumbled over to me, beet red from the heat. I cradled her in my arms, outside I felt like I was suffocating in the heat. But my blood was chilled, and my bones were frozen with frost. I looked up at the sky, the sun was shifting into a dark ink black that burned against a stormy red sky, and then it broke into thousands and thousands of pieces. I clutched Lucy below me as the sun came raining down on us.

 

I woke up screaming. Mom ran in, but I couldn’t shake a feeling, it was strange. It was like a twisted dread, caught up in a manic craze. I could feel my eyes dilating as my mom got a therapist on the line. I curled up in a ball. The feeling is burning me. It had started happening a few days before the eclipse was announced, this feeling. It overtook me in my hallucinations, my nightmares. I shoved my hands into my short hair, gripping handfuls of it until my scalp started to scream in protest. Then I saw Lucy out of the corner of my eye, her scared eyes. The feeling snapped. Gone, I went limp, gasping for air as the fear from the dream released its grip on me. The world spun through my disoriented eyes, and then it went black. My brain blanked out, and the world faded around me.

 

I woke up again at noon, I hadn’t been awake for school, they had let me sleep. Lucy was curled up next to me. She was asleep, the back of her eyes were a pale shade of lavender when they were closed. I could feel myself trembling. Shakily, I put a hand on her head, she had a fever. I put my hand on mine as well, I had a similar temperature. With a groan I laid back down, slowly stroking Lucy’s hair. I laid with her just long enough to be sure that she was fast asleep before I tenderly slipped out of bed. I was still wearing my pair of cotton shorts and a light T-shirt.

 

In the kitchen, I glanced at the clock. 12:43pm. Just around noon. Then I glanced at the calendar. It was a day later than I had thought, the seventeenth, not the sixteenth. I had been asleep for a whole day. I pulled out my phone, and there was a message from my mom, Call me. I typed in the passcode and navigated to her profile, where I sent through a call. I sat down at the table. I could feel a muscle in my head twitching, occasionally, my eye blinked without my control. She picked up.

 

“Hey,” I said.

 

“Hey, are you feeling better? Is Lucy alright.” She asked, her questions running from her mouth quickly.

 

“We’re fine, you and Dad can stay at work, but, how long was I asleep for?” I asked slowly. I thought about what my psychologist had said. If you’re ever asleep for too long after an episode, call us up, okay? 

 

“All of yesterday and today. About 32 hours.” My mom said something in my stomach twisted. Little specks of black peppered my eyes.

 

“Alright.” I hissed through gritted teeth, and then I hung up before another word escaped my mom’s mouth.

 

I sat very still as the world rocked around me, I had been asleep for 32 hours. The eclipse was in four days, and I had a fever. I picked my phone up and dialed my doctor. He picked up after a few rings.

 

“Hey Tara, are you alright?”

 

“I had an episode, unconscious for 32 hours, and I have a fever,” I said quickly, my thumb dragged across my finger, violently, until it almost hurt.

 

“Alright, what happened directly after the episode?” He asked calmly.

 

“I was shaking, there was that feeling I told you about, and it hurt.

 

“How did you calm yourself down?” He asked calmly.

 

“I didn’t, I saw Lucy and the pain went away, the feeling too. But I passed out. Now we’re both sick.” I said, forcing my hand to stop moving.

 

“Alright, it looks like it might have just been worse because of a cold. You should be fine, just rest. Are you excited about the eclipse?” He asked. I froze, my jaws clenched, and I felt sick.

 

“No,” I whispered sharply.

 

“Why not?” He asked.

 

“Because it’s the reason I wake up screaming. Every nightmare, it’s been an eclipse. In every episode, something about the eclipse triggered it. There’s something wrong with the eclipse.” I said, my words rushing out quickly. Then, I heard Lucy moving around in my room. “I have to go, Lucy’s waking up.”

 

I hung up before there was a response, I put the phone down right as Lucy walked into the room. Her eyes are wide and innocent.

 

“Are Mommy and Daddy gone?” She asked me sweetly.

 

“They’re at work, I’m watching you today,” I said, forcing on a smile. A wide smile spread on Lucy’s face.

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I was sick for two more days, my episodes were more frequent, and I felt like I was slowly going insane. Finally, on the last day before the eclipse, my fever died off. I still feel a little sick, and sometimes I feel just a bit feverish. But that’s mostly from the stress. Every five minutes I glance at the clock. Well aware that in about twelve hours, the source of some of my worst nightmares, my worst hallucinations, will be coming right to my doorstep.

 

There were thousands of people coming to our little town, simply to watch the sun cover the moon in a way that was rarer than the predictable occurrence. I sighed, holding my hand to my head, the muscle in my head was twitching again. I jerked out of my seat, walking quickly towards the kitchen. I turned the faucet on, letting the cold water trickle over my hands. I felt the suffocating chaos slowly fade into a bearable buzz.

 

Slowly, I reached out, turning the faucet off. I heard giggling from Lucy’s room. Then the faint teasing voice of my dad. Here comes the tickle monster, look out! I hesitated in the hall, looking down to where I could find my bedroom. Then I glanced back at the living room, empty and quiet. Finally, I walked over and tenderly sat myself down on the cushion. The silence dimmed the buzz in my head. I could just close my eyes and breathe in the air slowly. I felt my eyes flickering, I couldn’t stop them when they blinked close. I felt my mind-numbing, the world going wonderfully quiet.

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I had never slept without a dream since two years ago. However, when I woke up enough to become aware of what was happening, I realized that I hadn’t had a single nightmare. My father was cradling me in his arms. Holding me closely. I inhaled the soothing smell of sweat and wood. His large hands gently ran through my hair. I leaned into his chest, relaxing, before I fell back asleep.

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I woke up with a strange feeling. Energy, and something even stranger. Security. I heard laughing from outside the room, probably in the kitchen. I slipped out of bed and walked over to the closet. Slowly, I opened it up and pawed through the clothes. Finally, I found a pair of jeans, a plain shirt, and a baggy cream sweatshirt. I quickly swapped out my pajamas for the day clothes, before walking out of my room.

 

Lucy was chattering at an incredible speed. Holding a thick pair of eclipse glasses. I glanced at the clock, then I froze. One hour, the eclipse starts in one hour. Suddenly, the world froze. And everything inside me quickened. My heart rate, my breathing. Nobody had noticed me. Quickly, I turned around and retreated. Bursting into my room I looked out the window. I felt sick, one tiny fraction of the sky was turning storm-red.

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“We can’t be here for it! We have to leave.” I snarled, pacing back and forth.

 

“Tara, I don’t know what you mean, you have to relax. I’m sure it’s fine.”

 

“We need to leave!” I cried, my voice cracking in hysteria.

 

“Tara, the eclipse starts in ten minutes, even if we considered the option. We wouldn’t have time to leave.” My dad said quietly, reaching out to run his thumb over my cheek. I jerked away.

 

I felt a small tear slipping down my cheek.

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Lucy was outside waiting for me. I couldn’t force a smile on my face, even for her. Instead, I walked over and picked her up, holding her in my arms. She squirmed, giggling. I put her down, faking a laugh awfully. Then the sky began to change color ever so slightly, turning a light shade of red. Suddenly, the world rocked. I barely managed to set Lucy down before I erupted into thousands of flames.

 

The agony was momentary, but I still resonated with it. The world around me was dark except for one girl. I didn’t recognize her. She had dark skin. Her hair was inky black, but her eyes enthralled me. They were a light shade of gray, just light enough to be mystical. In her eyes were specks of white. She seemed to hold millions of stars in the small pockets of vision that watched me carefully. She spoke in a soft voice, quiet.

 

“You’ve taken an awfully long time to come see me.” She said softly. Her eyes were shining with a manic joy, in a way. She looked just as insane as I did.

 

“Who are you?” I asked quietly.

 

“I’m who you were meant to be. A friend, but I don’t have any good news to tell you.” The little girl said softly. “You’ll be me in thousands of years. When the world sees the pain it will see today.”

 

“Lucy…” I said, suddenly sick with worry. “No! You won’t let it happen!” I said, my eyes sick with fear.”

 

“Shh, it’ll be quick.” The little girl said, reaching out and touching my arm. I looked at her eyes, shining with stars. A single tear fell from my eyes. And she wiped it from my cheek and put it on her tongue.

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I woke back up with Lucy crying over top of me, I sat up, looking at the sky. It was boiling red. My breath left my body, and I saw the sun. It was burning a dark shade of black. I threw myself to my feet.

 

 

In slow motion, I reached out and clutched Lucy close to me. I held her close as I felt the world go cold. Then, in a single burst of impact, the world rocked. And everything broke into a thousand pieces.

Scrambled Eggs for 100

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Ingredients

  • 200 eggs
  • 16 teaspoons salt
  • 2 pounds butter
  • 20 cups milk

Instructions

  1. Beat eggs.
  2. Heat milk and salt. Add eggs and butter to milk. Do not stir. Put into 2 large roasters.
  3. Bake at 350 degrees F for 1/2 hour, then stir.
  4. Bake for another 1/2 hour, then stir again. Serve immediately.

Notes

You can stir in 2 pounds chopped ham after eggs have cooked for 1/2 hour, if desired.

(Repost) What it was like being a kid in the early 1970’s

This is a walk down “memory lane” as I relate what it was like growing up as a young boy in the early 1970’s. I was in my early teenage years. I went to school, watched a lot of television, and played with my friends. Enjoy…

Introduction

As strange as it seems, there is very little on the internet about what it was like growing up in the 1960’s and 1970’s. It’s almost as if it was scrubbed from existence. In it’s place we now have the Obama narrative of a racist nation and terrible injustices. That narrative has nothing to do with reality. It is a scripted lie intended to manipulate people into believing something that just isn’t true.

Here, in my own little way, I would like to relate some stories of what it was like for me growing up as a kid.  For “shits and giggles” I have chosen the year of 1971. It was the last year that I had as a kid before I had to go out and work at 14 in the coal mines.

This narrative takes place in Western Pennsylvania. We lived in a small town about a two hour drive from Pittsburgh. It was a hilly and tree shaded world, with railroad spur lines that snaked in and out of the hills and crossed over viaducts and into tunnels.  I well knew those lines as I would often walk along them with my friends on hikes and adventures.

Allegheny hills
The Allegheny mountains are very beautiful. I miss the beauty of them in the fall, and the joys of canoeing on the river and fishing in the streams.

Visiting my Aunties

Many weekends my parents would drive into Pittsburgh to visit my relatives. Both were from Pittsburgh, though from different areas. We would take turns visiting the families. In the morning we would visit my father’s family, and in the afternoon we would visit my mother’s family.

Polish Hill at dusk.
A evening scene from Polish Hill. Polish Hill is a suburb of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. It is a community that was founded by Polish immigrants that went to Pittsburgh to find work in the Steel Mills there.

Often times, there would be other relatives that would come and say hi. I would see my grandparent’s brothers and sisters, my great aunts and uncles, if you will. And I might be persuaded to go with them to their homes. For some reason, the homes always smelled like bacon and cabbage.

There was always a pot of coffee on the stove. If it was cold they would either reheat it or make a fresh pot. The coffee pot was a percolator design. The water would start to boil and would be forced up through a metal straw into a container that held coffee grounds. You could control how strong the coffee was by the amount of ground in the upper container and how long your brewed the coffee. There was this glass bubble on the top of the coffee pot that you could watch to tell if the coffee was ready or not.

Coffee Pot
This is a very common way of making coffee in the 1960’s and the 1970’s. Every family seemingly had a percolator. This particular picture is very similar to the one that we used at home.

They would almost invariably offer me a cup of coffee and a bowl of what ever is cooking on the stove. There was something always cooking. Sometimes it was spaghetti sauce, sometimes it was chili. Sometimes it was “pigs in a blanket” (pork wrapped up in cabbage). Sometimes it was chicken soup. I could always eat my fill when I visited my aunties.

Of course, every single relative had this painting of “the last supper” on the wall in the kitchen / dining room.

The Last Supper
During my childhood every family had a painting of the Last Supper on their wall. My relatives all had it hanging in the kitchen, but many of my friends had it in the living rooms or the dining room instead.

Everyone also pretty much listened to the same radio station as well. Each kitchen had this little plastic radio (of vintage electronic tubes) that was perpetually tuned to the AM radio station KDKA. Popular Music would often be heard while we were visiting.

Pop Songs

While I was pretty much listening to Jefro Tull, Traffic and other rock groups, my relatives and classmates enjoyed the popular music of the time. In 1971 we were listening to the following. Notable songs are highlighted in BOLD.

Three Dog Night Joy To The World
Rod Stewart Maggie May / (Find A) Reason To Believe
Carole King It’s Too Late / I Feel The Earth Move
Osmonds One Bad Apple
Bee Gees How Can You Mend A Broken Heart
Raiders Indian Reservation
Donny Osmond Go Away Little Girl
John Denver Take Me Home, Country Roads
Temptations Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)
Dawn Knock Three Times
Janis Joplin Me And Bobby McGee
Al Green Tired Of Being Alone
Honey Cone Want Ads
Undisputed Truth Smiling Faces Sometimes
Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose Treat Her Like A Lady
Rolling Stones Brown Sugar
James Taylor You’ve Got A Friend
Jean Knight Mr. Big Stuff
Lee Michaels Do You Know What I Mean
Joan Baez The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
Marvin Gaye What’s Going On
Paul and Linda McCartney Tom Jones
Bill Withers Ain’t No Sunshine
Five Man Electrical Band Signs
Tom Jones She’s A Lady
Free Movement I Found Someone Of My Own
Murray Head and The Trinidad Singers Jesus Christ Superstar
Jerry Reed Amos Moses
Grass Roots Temptation Eyes
Carpenters Superstar
George Harrison My Sweet Lord / Isn’t It A Pity
Donny Osmond Sweet And Innocent
Ocean Put Your Hand In The Hand
Daddy Dewdrop Chick-A-Boom (Don’t Ya Jes’ Love It)
Carpenters For All We Know
Gordon Lightfoot If You Could Read My Mind
Sammi Smith Help Me Make It Through The Night
Carpenters Rainy Days And Mondays
Cher Gypsy, Tramps And Thieves
Jackson 5 Never Can Say Goodbye
Lynn Anderson Rose Garden
Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds Don’t Pull Your Love
Ringo Starr It Don’t Come Easy
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Mr. Bojangles
Fuzz I Love You For All Seasons
Dramatics Whatcha See Is Whatcha Get
Carly Simon That’s The Way I’ve Always Heard It Should Be
Stevie Wonder If You Really Love Me
Aretha Franklin Spanish Harlem
Helen Reddy I Don’t Know How To Love Him
Osmonds Yo-yo
Aretha Franklin Bridge Over Troubled Water
Partridge Family Doesn’t Somebody Want To Be Wanted
Tommy James Draggin’ The Line
Ike and Tina Turner Proud Mary
Chicago Beginnings / Color My World
Bells Stay Awhile
Stampeders Sweet City Woman
Lobo Me And You And A Dog Named Boo
Paul McCartney Another Day / Oh Woman, Oh Why
Bread If
Marvin Gaye Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)
Brewer and Shipley One Toke Over The Line
8th Day She’s Not Just Another Woman
Freda Payne Bring The Boys Home
Rare Earth I Just Want To Celebrate
Delaney and Bonnie and Friends Never Ending Song Of Love
Freddy Hart Easy Loving
Three Dog Night Liar
Honey Cone Stick-up
Mac and Katie Kissoon Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
Andy Williams Love Story (Where Do I Begin)
Cat Stevens Wild World
Jerry Reed When You’re Hot, You’re Hot
Beginning Of The End Funky Nassau
Olivia Newton-John If Not For You
King Floyd Groove Me
Bobby Goldsboro Watching Scotty Grow
Matthews’ Southern Comfort Woodstock
Judy Collins Amazing Grace
Dave Edmunds I Hear You Knocking
Bee Gees Lonely Days
Fortunes Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again
Who Won’t Get Fooled Again
Denise Lasalle Trapped By A Thing Called Love
Jackson 5 Mama’s Pearl
Buoys Timothy
Partridge Family I Woke Up In Love This Morning
Isaac Hayes Theme From “Shaft”
Gladys Knight and The Pips If I Were Your Woman
Neil Diamond I Am..I Said
Paul Stookey Wedding Song (There Is Love)
Wilson Pickett Don’t Knock My Love, Pt. 1
Doors Love Her Madly
Richie Havens Here Comes The Sun
Wadsworth Mansion Sweet Mary
Brenda and The Tabulations Right On The Tip Of My Tongue
Fifth Dimension One Less Bell To Answer
Doors Riders On The Storm
Perry Como It’s Impossible

The song “Maggie May” was played to death, and radio stations in central Indiana were still playing that song long into the 1990’s. Ugh!

Donny Osmond was terribly popular with my sister and all of her girl friends at the time. Her bedroom was covered in pictures of Donny, and she had her class room textbooks covered in “lunch paper” covers decorated with Donny Osmond related praises.

I first heard “The night they drove ol’ Dixie down” when I was riding with my dad in our car. He was involved in technical sales at the time. I would wait in the car and listen to the radio while reading the “Last Whole Earth Catalog“.

Last Whole Earth Catalog
The Last Whole Earth Catalog was a cultural landmark in the 1970’s. Kevin Kelly, who was editor-in-chief at Whole Earth was looking at an old Whole Earth Catalog came to the realization that it was a 1970s version of a blog.

Tom Jones was very popular with my mother and the mothers of my friends. He had a kind of sex appeal that really appealed to them.

Jesus Christ Superstar hit my generation hard. I cannot express how big an impact this movie made at my church and at my school. It seemed like every family had the album. I went and saw the play and it was really moving.

I saw Jerry Reed sing “Amos Moses” on “Laugh In” or “Sonny and Cher” I don’t remember which. Both were shows that hosted a mixture of singing, dancing and comedy routines that were quite popular in the day.

The song “Gypsy, Tramps And Thieves” was a big hit by Cher. Most people have forgotten about her today. You hear some blurb on the news every now and then, but she was a big thing back in the day. She was super popular.

The song “Don’t Pull Your Love” was very popular and got a substantial amount of airtime. You probably couldn’t get by a day without hearing that song at least once. Other heavily air-played songs included “Mr. Bojangles“.

Everyone in my school watched the Partridge Family . This was a television show about a family that toured schools all over the country and sang at them. Well, they also had a number of hits, as well as a had a following of fans.

The Partridge Family was a television show that was very popular int he 1960's and 1970's.
How can one talk about the 1960’s and 1970’s without mentioning the television show The Partridge Family?

The idea and concept of freedom to explore, of adventure and travel was very popular. The ideals of the 1960’s were fading away, and the 1970’s was a time where people wanted to just go forth and explore the world. The song “Me And You And A Dog Named Boo” was representative of this dream.

If there is one iconic song from that year (heck, for that decade), it is “One Toke Over The Line“. Everyone was listening to it, and everyone related to it. Even my mother who would make the “sigh” and gesture while saying “I guess I’m just one toke over the line…”.

This song “Never Ending Song Of Love” has fallen into obscurity. Yet it reflected the reality of the small town bars and the culture of friendship and love that was indicative of the era.

The song “Riders On The Storm” continued to be popular with me and my classmates long into our college years.

Barbershop

Next to my Father’s parents house was a barbershop. The shop was run by an old man, probably in his 90’s. He lived upstairs above the shop. The barbershop itself was a museum and probably hadn’t changed since the 1940’s.

Barbershop
A barbershop was a place and refuge for men to be men. We could talk about things that interested us , we could talk about sports, girls and life. All barbershops were smoker-friendly places where men could be themselves, free of political correctness and progressive rules.

My father would take me to the barber there and I would get a haircut. I really didn’t want to go because at that time, long hair was fashionable. I would go there and then pout the rest of the day. But, I’ll tell you what, those trips to the barbershop were some of the best memories that I have.

The barbershop was a “men’s only” establishment. On the tables were magazines about hunting, guns and adventure. On the walls were pictures of deer and ducks. There was a full length mirror on the wall that faced two very huge and ornate barber chairs. The barber wore an apron and wore his hair in a style that probably went obsolete in the 1950’s.

Men's magazines.
When we went to the barbershop we would read the men’s adventure magazines that would lie there, as well as the Playboy magazines that would be interspersed with the newspapers and the standing ashtrays.

The chairs were big and comfortable. He would often have friends hang out while he worked. They would sit there smoking cigarettes and watching him cut hair. A small radio would be on and often it would be tuned to a baseball or football game.

The place had it’s own kind of unique smell to it. It was a cross between aftershave and and old house. The barber lived alone as his wife passed on a decade earlier. He just ran the shop until he died. After he passed on, the place was boarded up and then demolished.

Hiking in the Woods

At that time in my life I spent a lot of time hiking in the woods. I would often ride my bike all over town and up and down the back roads and railroad spur lines. In the Spring the air would be fresh with the smells of lush forest canopy. In the Fall, it would be a time of warm “Indian Summers” with red and yellow leaves that would blow in the light breezes.

Railroad tracks.
I lived in a small town in Pennsylvania. The hills all around us were wooded and access to them was via back roads and rail lines. As a boy, I would spend a lot of time walking on these tracks and exploring the world around me.

I rode a gold Schwinn “banana seat” bike with “high bars” and a “drag strip” (non-tread) rear tire. Every one of my friends owned a bicycle. My sister had one with a white plastic basket in the front. My bike had these long streamers of plastic that plugged into the handles. I eventually tore those things off. But I would put a card (from a deck of cards) and attach it to the bicycle with a wooden clothes pin. That way my bicycle would make some “cool” sounds when I rode fast. It had a huge red circular red reflector on the back, right under the white “banana seat”. Like the GTO I would later drive when I was in High School, the bicycle was an orange color.

During the 1970s and 1960s all children rode bicycles. I had a banana seat bike that I rode.
We would all ride bicycles when we grew up. Which is different than kids today. Instead, today their parents drive them from event to event, instead of expecting them to get there on their own. A 1970s childhood. (Image Source)

My bike was a personal selection. When my father took me to a store to pick it out, I chose a really simple and rugged model. There were no front or rear brakes on the handlebars. To brake, you would just use the pedals. There also weren’t any gears. There was one gear only. It came with a rear view mirror, that soon broke off, and that was about it. My friends all had more complicated bicycles, and over the years, they were perpetually repairing their bikes and trying to fix them. For me, I never had that problem.

Television Shows

At that time the only television channels that we could watch were CBS, NBC, and ABC. We also had “channel 13” which was a government channel. All of our news, and our entertainment came from these three sources. Since we never had the kind of selection that we have today, we didn’t find anything wrong with it. It was normal for us.

Friday night TV
Here is the complete television selection for Friday night viewing in 1971. It is pretty sparse isn’t it. This is where all American got their news and found out about the world around them.

As sparse as the selection was, we were perpetually glued to the television set. There was usually a movie a night. They were often a few years old, after being shown in the movie theaters. If the movie wasn’t shown in the theaters it would be called a “World Premiere Movie”.

Television was rather primitive.

While we did have a color television, we still needed to walk across the room to change the channel. Imagine that! Remote controls were not available until the mid-1970’s. On top of it were “rabbit ears” until we were able to subscribe to cable in the late 1970’s. My grandmother had her “rabbit ears” with aluminum foil wrapped around it. She said that it improved her reception. Maybe it did. I don’t know, her reception really sucked, so it must have been really, really terrible.

My favorite after-school show was “The Flintstones”. All of my classmates watched it. There were many shows that I watched when I was growing up. It went from the black and white “Diver Dan” series, to the Fireball XL-5, Supercar, and included such staples as Gilligans Island, and the Man from U.N.C.L.E..

I would watch the news reluctantly. For me it was pretty boring.

However, I did follow the news about space. You couldn’t miss it. Everyone was talking about space, and the moon. That is all you heard about as a child of the 1960’s. The television shows also helped to maintain this theme.

As the news that played on the radio concerned our exploration of space and the Vietnam War.  Of course I didn’t know what was going on. It was a takeover of the United States government by dark forces embedded deep inside the United States government. When JFK was shot, my father insisted that I watch the television. He kept telling me that this was the most important thing to happen to the United States since the Civil War. He was a lifelong Democrat and he had real concerns that there was more to the story than what the government was saying. Later, after he died and President Trump released the transcripts, it turned out that my father was right after all.

The “Deep State” murdered our President.

“This fucker, johnson should be dug up and pissed on, and torn apart. Every modern ill can be traced to him.” 

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On Sunday we watched Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom”, and “The FBI” (Starring Efrem Zimbalist Jr) after the Walt Disney hour. If I wasn’t watching television, I was building plastic scale models, or experimenting on my Gilbert chemistry (and electrical) sets.

The A. C. Gilbert Company was an American toy company, once one of the largest toy companies in the world. It is best known for introducing the Erector Set to the marketplace. A chemistry set is an educational toy allowing the user (typically a teenager) to perform simple chemistry experiments.

During the Bill Clinton presidency (D) all sales of chemistry, electronics, and mechanical kits were put under investigation as possible routes for “home grown” terroristic activities, and were subsequently suppressed, if not outright banned. Over the Bush years (R), they resurfaced and eked out a small living.  However, by 2017 most hobby kit suppliers went out of business. Ramsey electronics, Heithkit electronics RIP.

At that time in my life, I like the rest of my classmates, watched shows like the Partridge Family and The Brady Bunch. These shows were about “us”. It was how we interacted with each other, and our families and our communities. This all began to change when the television media decided to change their programming towards minorities in urban areas. Television began a slow phase away from white families living in suburbia and began to concentrate on poor urban minorities.

The Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch is an American sitcom created by Sherwood Schwartz that aired from September 26, 1969, to March 8, 1974, on ABC. The series revolves around a large blended family with six children. Considered one of the last of the old-style family sitcoms, the series aired for five seasons and, after its cancellation in 1974, went into syndication in September 1975. While the series was never a critical or ratings success during its original run, it has since become a popular staple in syndication, especially among children and teenaged viewers.

Shows about black people were limited to “Stanford and Son”, and “The Jefferson’s”.

“The "rural purge" of American television networks (in particular CBS) was a series of cancellations in the early 1970s of still-popular rural-themed shows with demographically skewed audiences, the majority of which occurred at the end of the 1970–71 television season. In addition to rural themed shows, the purge also eliminated several high rating variety shows that had been on CBS since their beginning of television broadcasting. One of the earliest efforts at channel drift, CBS in particular saw a dramatic change in direction with the shift, moving away from shows with rural themes and toward ones with supposedly more appeal to urban audiences.”

-Wikipedia

The shows we watched were funnier than what you see on television today.  And, maybe, just maybe a little more innocent. “The Bob Newhart Show” was typical. The humor involved day to day situations and NEVER mentioned race (compare that to today), and had a real twisted surrealistic sense of humor. Consider “Mary Hartman. Mary Hartman”, or “Green Acres”. You can find out more here.

Hi my name is larry and this is my brother daryl and my other brother daryl.
Iconic characters from the Bob Newhart show that was popular in the 1970s and 1980s. Hi! I am Larry, and this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl. (Image Source.)

Ah, you’ve got to hear about the three yokel brothers in the (very surrealistic) 80’s “The Bob Newhart show”. I loved these guys. They might have been the highlight of the show. Heck, they could have had their own show (hint. Hint.)

“…discovering that a witch is buried in the basement of their Vermont inn. They want to find out who she was, but they also want her 300-year-old grave dug up and removed. 

The silly-from-next-door tells him he knows some guys who`ll do anything for a buck.

Next thing, three goofy-looking, backwoods brothers from the genetically weak side of Vermont show up. “Oh, Lord!” says Bob, getting a whiff. Larry--the only brother who ever talks--hands Bob their card.

“We`ll do anything for a buck,” it says.”

- Larry, Darryl And Darryl Are `Newhart` Hits

Larry was the spokesman. Darryl and Darryl never spoke except in the classic final episode. No matter how many times Larry met you, he always started off by saying “Hello. I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl.

They were quite good hearted, and obviously lived a strange, strange life. Afterall, clubbed weasel was their idea of good eatin’. Larry’s totally deadpan delivery of some very bizarre lines was always a highlight of any Newhart episode. “We went to the bakery ’cause they were advertising ‘bear claws’, but it turned out to just be a come-on.

Ah. Good times. Good times.

Movies and television portrayed westerns (with “white men” taming the wilderness), war adventures (mostly involving world war II fighting the evil Nazi army), space exploration (such as Lost in Space, Star Trek, Fireball XL-5, Thunderbirds are Go and Land of the Giants), and Spy Adventures (against the Soviet Union or against fictional organizations such as T.H.R.U.S.H.).

Scale Models

One of my favorite hobbies was the building of plastic models. These were often of ships, airplanes and military hardware. I made a few models of cars, but my favorites were of military tanks and figurines.

I had a desk in my bedroom. It was an old desk inherited from my father with four drawers. I used a fold-up “card table” chair to sit at it with. On it was a 1940’s style desk lamp that my parents must have pulled out of the garbage at some time. I had books on the desk, a “multiband” radio where I could listen to FM radio, and a pencil holder made out of a decorated metal coffee cup tin.

At that desk, I would assemble, build and paint my models. It was an enjoyable pursuit. The desk faced the window in the bedroom, and I would often have the windows open, but the shade drawn down about half way. The shades were in the old 1960’s style and were meant to last. They had this kind of “life preserver” style ring hanging on a string that you could pull down to raise or lower the shade.

I needed the fresh air, as the odor from the glue was toxic and would tend to get me all flustered when I used it. I remember once, that my sister was watching her television show and they were really pushing the Rigley Chewing Gum-gum-gum… Rigley chewing gum-gum-gum commercial. It must have been running every ten minutes. I was about going out of my mind with the combination of the toxic glue odor and the subliminal programming of the chewing gum. Ugh!

airplanes hung from the ceiling
I would build the models and paint them. Then, I would carefully hang them from the ceiling. My room was filled with models of various sizes and shapes.

The airplanes I would hang from the ceiling with string. I would display my collection of tanks and military equipment on shelves alongside my collection of centuries-old bottles. (I was an avoid junk collector and was always on the lookout for discarded bottles that I would collect from ancient trash dumps in the nearby forests.)

I collected Tamiya 1/35 scale military hardware models. I had quite a collection of German vehicles and tanks. At that time, the Japanese model maker Tamiya made the best quality models. They had an innovative introduction process that added new model to the collection every few months.

Tiger I
This is a model of the German Tiger I tank. I had numerous models of this massive beast in various scales. I even had one so complete that the interior was all detailed.

Alas, when I graduated from university I discovered that my mother had thrown away all of my models. She didn’t want all the clutter in the house. I guess one person’s treasure is another person’s trash.

Science Fiction

I started reading Science Fiction avidly. With one of the first books being the “Mad Scientist Club”.

The Mad Scientist Club is a series of stories (and books) written in the 1960’s which fueled the imagination and adventures of us children in the 1970’s. (The son of the author has a website. You can visit the website HERE.) These stories inspired me. They inspired my dreams and led me down the path towards technical excellence.

The book cover to the Mad Scientists Club.
The cover from the first book of “The Mad Scientists Club”. This is a classic book for all young children entering their early teens.

The boys in the stories used science to create all sorts of pandemonium and mayhem in their little town. They applied themselves to using science to make devices and gadgets. They played pranks. The books showed how a boy could engineer a device from techniques that they learned in school. They made balloons, talked on ham radios, devised electronics, and they did it all on their very own.

The beauty about all this was that they never asked for help or permission. They took the initiative and did it on their own. They applied themselves.

Indeed, these stories are special. But, don’t take it from me. Read what others have to say.

“This is the best kids book ever.

… In a way it saddens me when I re-read it. I don't think our kids today have as much freedom as these did (or my generation). I remember staying out until dark, riding my bike EVERYWHERE, clubhouses on vacant lots...Or maybe it's responsibility. Kids today have freedom but little responsibility. I'm getting off my soapbox now. but this is a cool book and it will make your kids fall in love with science. I imagine the Mythbusters grew up like this- or maybe their dads did!! ”

-Holly commentary on the book. Found at Goodreads.

I am afraid that Holly is correct. American children (and adults) don’t have as much freedom as we all used to. (It’s our fault, you know.) These books are for kids and inspires them to accomplish things through study and action. These books are not about getting a group together and finding a group consensus. It’s not about how to cautiously speak so as not to offend anyone. Nope. It is about getting things done and raising hell in the process.

It’s books like these that inspired many of us to study science and engineering. It certainly affected me. It also affected others. I am not the only one who studied about rockets and space…

“This was simply a great childhood book for any inquisitive kid who likes science, haunted houses, dinosaurs, flying machines, etc. I read this book in about seventh or eighth grade and actually a couple of times since. I believe this book helped me on my career to being a rocket scientist but it also gave me many ideas as I was growing up.

Brinley managed to capture the perfect mid-west US town and the guys in the book were great caricatures of fun loving, science minded boys with a bit of good natured mischief up their sleeves. Then Brinley took this setting and boys and produced a series of wonderful stories capturing so many things that so many boys growing up find so intriguing.

I bought a copy recently for a nephew and he was enraptured by it. The follow-ups while good never really reached the level of this first book but were fun in their own right. It will always hold a special memory of growing up back in the '60s.”

-Robert commentary on the book. Found at Goodreads.

He’s right you know. The stories certainly inspired me.

I like to think that there is inspiration in stories where you find adventure, freedom and independence. These are things that are absolutely missing in the modern realm of politically correct stories. Which, by the way, is a very important point. By following a “Politically Correct” narrative, you retard the growthof young boys. To paraphrase Clint Eastwood, you turn men into pussies.

“We live in more of a pussy generation now, where everybody's become used to saying, "Well, how do we handle it psychologically?" In those days, you just punched the bully back and duked it out. Even if the guy was older and could push you around, at least you were respected for fighting back, and you'd be left alone from then on.”

-Clint Eastwood

A parent has a responsibly to PREPARE their children to venture out and grow. They need to go forth and carve a life out of the wilderness. But that is not what is happening today. Instead we have children that never leave the nest. Young men, in the United States, live at home until they are in their 30’s. Instead of investing their time in building, workings, making, and creating, they are too busy looking at cat videos on the Internet while they post their latest latté on Facebook. Boys must be taught to aspire to be Men, not to be a woman’s version of a sensitive man.

Pussies.

No amount of tattoos, unique hair or beard, or cool urban clothing style is going to make you into a Man. It comes from within. Education alone won’t do it. Money and wealth won’t do it. Polite conversation won’t do it. It comes from inside. It comes from deep down inside. It comes from a place that says “you can, and must do what you need to do”. You don’t ask for permission, or consensus. You go out and carve your life out.  Alone.

By clutching on to your children like over protective mothers, the children don’t grow up. Physically they might age, but the brain and the emotions are still that of a young child. How else can you explain the SWJ mentality that demands a protective overseer? Which is what they want, you know. They demand to be coddled and taken care of by a big parental government Bernie Sanders style. Because, that is all that they know. They don’t know how to be independent. We don’t teach that anymore.

These books break us out of that mold…

“A gem. Almost unknown; but one of the most hilarious and memorable laugh-out-loud books you could ask for. It's never mentioned by anyone; it's never recommended, placed on book lists or chosen by reading-groups. This just might be because it's a series of books, which represents a 'philosophy-of-parenting’, which has fallen out of favor. That's my suspicion, anyway.

I mean, just think about it. These stories are about kids who are unmonitored; who are allowed to just go off on summer afternoons and hang out on their own; and do whatever they want.... because they are trusted by their folks. Today, this is the last thing parents want to hear. No one in today's control-freak, micro-managing America wants to imagine that children can be trusted like this.

Books for very young children ('Little Prince' or 'Giving Tree') are in abundance on Goodreads. They're sweet and harmless. There's also a new genre called 'YA' ('young adult'). But guess what? They're all very sanitary, careful, cautious, and timid. Antiseptic. Content-supervised and Content-controlled. They always instruct youngsters on the 'correct' thing to do, the 'sensitive' thing to do, the 'courteous' thing to do...blah blah blah.

'Mad Scientists' is different. Instead of caution, the author praises problem-solving, solidarity, daring, and initiative. It's a book written for kids illustrating how NOT to follow the rules. It’s a book, which shows that rules are made to be flouted.

These stories are from a time when today's endless complexities and anxieties just weren't around. It’s a book that deals with kids just... having fun. I say, there need to be a LOT MORE books like this.

The gang of boys in Brinley's tales are pre-teens; somewhere between 11 and 14. This is a strange interval in a boy's matriculation, when they need to figure out a lot of things about life (and it’s also a time when adults have the least relevant advice to offer). This is the space Brinley plays in: the theme of personal responsibility.

Teens NEED to create a few genuine catastrophes in order to learn the weight of 'cause' vs 'effect'. 'Intention' vs 'outcome'. 'Actions' vs 'harm'. They need to learn the ins-and-outs of friendship and loyalty and paying-one's-dues.

The 'Mad Scientists Club' (this is the name carved on their clubhouse door) demonstrate these themes grandly. These young scamps are precisely in that age where you learn how to make a mess and how you clean it up afterwards. By yourself!

The crazy scenarios which afflict these affable 'troublemakers' reminds us--should remind everyone-- that this process can be fun. Making mistakes and learning from them. The best way --nay, the ONLY way--to shape character.

Far cry from today, huh? Yeah. Today, we don't let kids have 'secret clubs', 'hideouts', codewords, or 'mysterious friends'. We don't let them play with equipment or tools. They must not 'wreck' anything of ours. They're certainly not allowed to 'gallivant all over creation' (love that phrase).

Modern parents are rule-mongers and control freaks. When our kids want to play, we take them to 'Sesame Place' and we monitor their nutrition and we deck them in flashing sneakers and put them in helmets and on leashes. We place them in soccer, swim class, softball, karate, dance, gymnastics.

The result? Modern kids have no idea what real 'freedom' means. We never give it to them. They turn out to be vegetables.

But Brinley's kids show the other way it can be done. This boy's club makes their own fun. They don't 'ask for permission' to do stuff--they just do it! They embrace wildness, zaniness, and unpredictability. The outcome? Well, they aren't brought up on charges from the Department of Homeland Security, for the trouble they cause. That's for sure. This is a part of small town-Americana we've let slip away.

Just one example: in one of the adventures undertaken by the Mad Scientists, they build their own hot-air balloon (using scraps from a local junkyard) and they enter it in the town's annual homemade hot-air balloon race. With no adult supervision at all. Once aloft, (!!) they engaged in an air-battle with their arch-foes and fire potato-cannons and slingshots back'n'forth in mid-air. Finally, they manage to send the enemy gang's balloon into the lake! Can you stand it? I can't friggin' stand it, can you?

This book reminds us that children used to be perfectly capable of taking care of themselves if we let them...if we weren't all scared out of our wits by molesters and semi-automatic weapons and drugs and porn and stalkers and computers, we'd still remember the kind of America found in this hilarious read. It's to our shame that we can't.”

-Feliks commentary on the book. Found at Goodreads.

Let me simply posit this; to all those men (not to intentionally exclude women, but I am a man addressing myself to other men) who have made something of their life. Maybe you are a barber, a motorcycle mechanic, a car salesman, or a cook, isn’t it true? To make it in this world, you need to stretch your neck out. You need to take risks, bend the rules a little. You need to apply yourself.

Book cover from the New Adventures of the Mad Scientist club.
The cover to the book “The New Adventures of the Mad Scientist Club”. This is the sequel to the first book. It is also good, though personally, I really prefer the first book overall.

Those times when life got tough, did you go and get permission? Did you go and ask for consensus? Did you politely ask for others opinions, or did you just go out and do whatever it took to achieve your goals? Was it easy? Nope, I’ll wager that it was hard, or at least uncomfortable. You might have to make sacrifices. Right? Right???

Part of the need to accomplish these tasks were goals. These goals were like this golden orb that lay there, just out of reach that you needed to obtain. You would work towards those goals. You would keep those goals in mind while you fought and persevered. A goal might be a car. A goal might be the love of your life.

A man is nothing without a goal.

A goal might be something more honorable and important, like saving the world. As everyone can’t be an evil villain like George Soros. Or, a wealthy trillionaire like Bill Gates. Someone needs to wear the mask of a hero…

The Idols

My bedroom was decorated as any boy of my my age would have. It was festooned with models and collections of brick-a-bract and posters on the wall. I had a poster of Farah Faucett on my wall. She was smiling with this amazing smile, and her huge hair. We all had a crush on her. That as well as Loni Anderson and Rachael Welch . Look at her!

How can you not smile?

Farah Faucett was an attractive actress that was very popular in the 1970s.
Farah Faucett was every 1970s boy’s dream. Just about everyone had a poster of her on our wall or doors in our bedrooms. Farah Faucett was every boys’ dream. (Image Source.)

I had numerous posters on my wall. One was the mandatory “black light” poster on velvet. (It glowed under UV light.) One was a picture of Richie Blackmore (Deep Purple) performing a guitar solo. (I had super imposed a F-14 on it for combined imagery. After all, space and high-performance aircraft and rock n’ roll was my dream.) One was a Roger Dean poster (anyone remember the group “Yes”?).

Raquel Welch was a very popular 1960s and 1970s actress that made a big difference in the ideas of beauty and society during the 1960's and 1970's.
Raquel Welch was another popular actress that graced the bedrooms of many a boy during the 1960s and 1970s. (Image Source.)

I became a fan of Loni Anderson in her role in the television sitcom “WKRP in Cincinnati”. I think many of my friends did as well. We loved her and watching her on the show was always a highlight. That and the clueless manager who ran the office.

Loni Anderson
Loni Anderson played the role of the attractive secretary in the American sitcom “WKRP in Cincinnati”.

Telephones

There were no cell phones; indeed most phones hung on the wall, and fully 50% of them had dials instead of push buttons.  Our home had two phones. One was an old Bakelite black phone from the 1920’s hidden away in the basement. I loved the feeling of it. There was a weight to it that you just couldn’t get during the 1970’s. We also had a “main” phone in the kitchen. It had an extra-long cord. My sister was always “hogging it up”. So one year they bought her a phone for her room. She still spent most of her time on the phone, it’s just that she wasn’t talking in the kitchen all day.

Sunday mornings as a kid in the 1960s and 1970s was very much a time of newspapers, coffee and hot fresh buttered rolls.
Sunday mornings were very much the same during the 1960s and 1970s. This included the children in PJ’s, the coffee, and the pets. Sunday mornings were stereotypical.(Image Source.)

In the house we wore “house clothes” also known as PJ’s, with a robe. Mother would make sure that there was always a pot of coffee brewing, and us kids would always fight over who would get to read the comics section of the paper first.  Of course, our dogs and cats merrily participated in the morning ritual. Picture above is not the ideal, it was the actual.

Global Cooling and the “Green Movement”

Global cooling
We were terrified of the global cooling. Thousands of experts were constantly informing us of the up coming global ice age that would turn Florida into a Siberian wasteland.

In our schools we would go on field trips to clean up the environment. We would go on “collection drives” to collect money for our environment, and we ended up with absolute bushels of money. (Don’t know where it all went, though…) We attended classes on the environment and school rallies to lecture us on the up-coming global cooling that would soon turn the world into a snow cone.

We were terrified!

Every cold day was a sign that the world was plunging into another great ice age. Magazines, the media, and the news all had stories about the coming cold period and the need to raise taxes to save our environment. Experts were paraded on television to teach us the need to raise taxes, and fund more research.

Global Cooling
Here’s a selection of some covers from Time Magazine during the 1970’s. The big concern was about “global cooling” and ho that taxes had to be increased to fund studies so as to stop it.

The “Love Canal” fiasco acted as a terrible “kick start” to the “environmental movement”. Americans began to wake up that we had been really abusing our environment. As such, immediate action had to be taken. And thus the government took action in the only way that it knew how…

  • It set up the EPA, and…
  • Raised taxes.

Which was the entire purpose of the decade long propaganda push; To [1] increase the size and scope of the government, and [2] to raise more taxes to go to Washington D.C..

“What’s it mean, anyway? Do 97% of #Scientists agree that the climate is changing? Actually, everyone agrees with that – that the Earth’s climate changes over time is why we had an ice age. Well, we had an ice age a long time ago. We did not have one after the #Science people promised an ice age in the 1970s. But shhhh! We’re not supposed to mention that.

Want to know what the proposed solution for the ’70s ice age that never arrived was? Give the liberal elite more money and power. Overpopulation was another big crisis in the ’70s too. It never arrived either. The solution to that was to give the liberal elite more money and power. And when they were warning us about acid rain destroying us in the ’80s? The solution to that crisis was also to give the liberal elite more money and power. The ozone hole? Yep, more of our money and power to the liberal elite. Back in the 1990s, the Al Gores of the world were warning us that we had just 10 years left to save the Earth unless … wait for it … we gave the liberal elite more money and power.

Sense some themes?

Each of these crises all had two things in common. Thing One was that none of these doomsdays ever produced the promised doom. Thing Two was that each was a demand to give the liberal elite more money and power.”

Family Meals

One of the things that I have come to appreciate the most was the family meal  that we had when I was growing up as a child. During my early childhood we would hold formal “sit down” meals in the Dining Room. Us children each had our own roles / chores in regards to this. On Sunday we would have the largest and most elaborate meals. Mealtime was the opportunity when we could all talk about our day, our hopes and dreams, and things that interested us.

At the time, I didn’t realize how important it was.

Then, during the 1970’s everything changed. Both of my parents had to work. (You can thank the American Federal Reserve for the decline in the value of the dollar that necessitated the breakup of our families.) A formal family meal was replaced with “help yourself” fix your own meals, out of a pot on the stove, or “make yourself a snack” out of the refrigerator. We would then scrounge something up, and eat it alone watching television.

Communication was via notes on the refrigerator.

Now that I am much older, I can see clearly the value of a family meal as well as a community meal. As such, I now dictatorially enforce an observance of this tradition within my own home.

Fishing with my Father

I will conclude with this little narrative of my experiences in 1971 talking about my father. He used to spend the time and take me and my siblings out to the river to fish. He had a couple of rods and a tackle box that he inherited from his (favorite) uncle. Using it, he taught me how to fish, and how to gut and clean the fish.

While it is a great memory of mine, the best part, and the part that remember most clearly is how he would drive out to the lake or stream, and we would then troop down to the area to fish. He was always on the lookout for isolated and secluded areas to fish in. He yearned for the “perfect spot”. One with deep water and plenty of overhanging limbs and trees that fish can hide in.

Oh, I would go fishing with my friends. They had an assortment of remote cabins, canoes and secret places that always provided us a great deal of pleasure. But, it was the times with my father that mattered the most to me. My friends were always up to something.

via GIPHY

I once had a friend who placed plastic sheeting on his garage floor and dumped a dump truck full of soil on it. He, at age 13, had constructed a worm farm, and he somehow had this crazy idea that he would get “filthy rich” selling worms to the local bait and tackle shops. He did actually manage to sell some. I think he might have made $5 or so. Eventually, he gave up the idea and paid some one to haul the dirt away. His dream of instant millions went bust.

I never became an expert at fishing. I was, I guess you could say, an enthusiastic hobbyist. For me, the time with my father fishing were some of the best moments of my life, and moments that I will treasure until I too, will die.

Conclusion

This was just a little narrative that I wrote about what it was like for me in 1971. It’s a far cry from the United States today. The USA today saddens me. Every time I read the news, I get either depressed or angered. There’s not really too much that I can do about the slide into open civil strife that America is plunging towards, all that I can do is take care of myself and think good thoughts.

This includes what it was like growing up as a boy.

Take Aways

  • Global Cooling was a sham designed to trick Americans into permitting a larger government and giving away more of their money.
  • There were only four television channels that we American had access to in the early 1970’s.
  • The family meal is the most important part of having a family. It is important to nurture and cultivate relationships.
  • Television shows used to focus on American culture instead of bastardized urban minority culture.
  • My favorite memories of my father was when we were fishing together.
  • 1970's living life.
    This is how we rolled. We were allowed to experience life in all it’s ugly and beautiful glory. Life is about living.

Posted On Free Republic

This article was posted on Free Republic in the chat section and collected a number of interesting comments. Many of which, I really do need to write about. Particularly what it was like for my sisters at that time, the cars that we drove, and the cultural things going on in society at that time. You can read the comments HERE.

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Notes

  1. Composed first draft 9OCT18.
  2. Completed 10OCT18.
  3. SEO review 10OCT18.
  4. Published 10OCT18.