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Sheldon the Stoic and his Steppers wearing tiny ballet shoes attached to their shellsIn MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

The Day the Groovy Genie Found Love—With His Beanbag ChairIn MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

Your duty is to navigate the treacherous currents of the feed troughIn MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

Sir Whiskerton mistakenly cataloging Jah-Mew's Tam as a "bizarre feather duster of uncertain tribal originIn MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

A cat’s curiosity is its greatest superpowerIn MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

(Repost) Starman Jones (Full Text) by Robert Heinlein.In MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

The fastest way to get the grain secure wasn't to fill out more forms. It was to pick up a wrenchIn MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

While a little background music can be delightful, everyone is the hero of their own story. And sometimes, the most heroic act is to appreciate the silence in between the songsIn MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

Cornelius the Crow considered himself not a thief, but an artist. His medium was turmoil, his muse was mischief, and his gallery was the entire farmIn MAJ Comments · 3 months ago

"Middle!" echoed Ditto, who had been trying to say things literally all day and had found it terribly boringIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Spell My Name With An "S" (Full Text) by Isaac AsimovIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

I shall unveil the ‘Porcine Panorama of Pyrotechnic Pulchritude’!In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Farnham's Freehold (Full Text) by Robert HeinleinIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) The Lottery (Full Text) by Shirley JacksonIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

The Farmer, a man who had once tried to milk a chicken because it "looked determined," found this logic perfectly reasonableIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

A piñata without a release of candy is, some might say, a mere papier-mâché donkeyIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

The farm was at peace, the air was filled with the harmonious hum of collaboratively refined machinery, and all was right in the worldIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

*The most bountiful harvests are not always the ones we plant for ourselvesIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

Never, ever underestimate a mouse with a sense of rhythm and a grudgeIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) JOB: A Comedy of Justice (Full Text) by Robert A. HeinleinIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Inherit the Stars (full text) by James HoganIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Bronco Billy and the 25th law of powerIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

It seems we’ve been visited by a very particular food critic! Did you plan a themed forage?In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) MUGWUMP 4 (1959) by Robert Silverberg the complete text of this fine science fiction storyIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

True partnership isn’t about grand gestures... It’s about who helps you with your messesIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

The lamp glows, man, the kitten knowsIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

True confidence doesn't need a costume; pride makes for very poor armorIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

When did you first notice the… deficiency in grooviness?In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Mr. Spaceship, by Philip K. DickIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

You confine the cosmic truth of the snooze into a thesis statement? You try to quantify the vibe?In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Citizen of the Galaxy (full text) by Robert HeinleinIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Surface Tension by James Blish (Free full text)In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

It’s okay to have a meltdown; sometimes, you need to leak a little before you can reboot.In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) The big lie about rags to riches. So you want to be instagram famous, or make a ton of money with bitcoin?In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

This is no mere messy accident; this is a Radiological Regurgitation Riddle!In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

The absurdity of Sir Whiskerton having to deduce the “freeze point” of duck-spit to solve the crisisIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Forever War by Joe Haldeman (Full Text)In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

The Judge of All Trends, Floating Majestically in a Cheap Inflatable.In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Humanity breaks out all over the world. Good signs are everywhere.In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

The stench is vast…” Reginald warbled, attempting to commit the olfactory offense to verseIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

Lady Quacka's insistence that her "brand" is too "flawless" for vulgar biological functionsIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Time Locker (Full Text) by Lewis PadgettIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

The Highly Flammable Kumquat of DoomIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) "The Proud Robot" (Full Text) by Henry Kuttner (Lewis Padgett)In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

Logic is usually just a whisper in a library full of feelingIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

(Repost) Do not be discouraged. You can get it all back. Do not give up hope. Here's some advice.In MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

Do not deny your gut instinctsIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

My monocle costs more than your entire life's supply of existential dreadIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

Ode to My Own QuacknessIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

"I will never let a carabiner erode my vision!" - The Great Rigatoni, moments before being logically disprovedIn MAJ Comments · 4 months ago

An hour ago in my dream, that one MM publish an alert. Maybe that's important, or maybe just no sense.…

I am certain that this was the meddling of the Old Empire fucks that are retaliating against China for all…

That the "powers-that-be" have succumbed to believing their own propaganda is the only explanation that makes any sense to me.…

That's a tragedy, certainly. It's also an anomaly. A glacier wall "failed" according to MM news: same story, same images,…

I'm working on translation. Last time I felt it would become 32 sections, but not clear. I don't know will…

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